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[♪ The Notorious B.I.G.: "Hypnotize"]

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<i>♪ Come on ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Ha, sicker than your average ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Poppa twist cabbage off instinct ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Don't think shit stink, pink gators ♪</i>

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<i>♪ My Detroit players ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Timbs for my hooligans
in Brooklyn, that's right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Dead right, if the head right ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Biggie there e'ry night ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Poppa been smooth
since days of Underoos...</i>

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Hey, yo, Reggie! Re-up.

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<i>♪ Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Sometimes your words just hypnotize me ♪</i>

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- <i>♪ And I just love your flashy ways ♪</i>
- Shit.

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<i>♪ Guess that's why they broke
and you're so paid ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Biggie, Biggie, Biggie, can't you see ♪</i>

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I thought you were too sick to practice.

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Done with all that, Coach.

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When's the last time you had
a decent meal?

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Come on.

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Mary's always happy
to have you at the table.

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- Nothing you say is gonna change my mind.
- Damn it, Reggie.

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You're the most talented
superhero I've ever seen.

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Yet you're... you're throwing it all away

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slinging yayo for gangbangers?

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You don't know me, Coach.
You don't know nothin'.

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I know you've got heart.

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I know you want more than this.

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You've got a choice, son.

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Either outrun this life,

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or you can run yourself
into an early grave.

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Now, please. It's me, Coach Brink.

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Come back with me.

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To the suburbs.

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Yeah, what I want doesn't matter.

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I'll never be free of these streets.

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[Bourke] Cut! Holy fuck.

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Holy fuck, we're not gonna beat that.

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That was fucking perfect.
We're going again.

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- I don't...
- Ferrell fucking Streep.

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There are tears.

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Literal tears.

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Who's happy they spent two weekends

44
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at the Compton Youth Center now, huh?

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I'm not giving off too much
of a <i>Blind Side</i> vibe, am I?

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[Bourke] As if that's a bad thing?

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Are you-- Wait, what is that smell?

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Will everyone stop?

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What is that smell?!

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[sniffs] Is it... Is that you?

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I had falafel for lunch.

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- [sniffs]
- What?

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I smell an Oscar nomination.

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Shut up, man.

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- [Bourke] No, I won't.
- [Ferrell] Don't jinx it.

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You can't jinx gold. Look at me.

57
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You better make some shelf space,
De Niro. Do you hear me?

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All right, let's get you back to one, huh?

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- I'm gonna watch playbacks, okay?
- Absolutely.

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Yeah, let's get him some cans, please?
Thank you.

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One more quick thing.

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Let's sidebar here a little bit.

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It feels like you're having
a little bit of trouble

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getting out of the starters' block.

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Maybe it's the scene.

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Baby, this scene sings.
All right, look at me.

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In the arc of your character,
this is your low point, right?

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Everybody's given up on you,
you're all alone,

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until the coach--

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Swoops in and saves me from the ghetto?

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No, no, no, you actually save each other.

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It's a very balanced narrative.

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All the sensitivity readers
that we hired, they all agreed.

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- My brother was the only coach I ever had.
- Right.

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He was a waiter at Buster Beaver,

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not a fucking crack dealer.

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And he must be so proud of you right now.

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Let's get this train back on the tracks.

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- Just give me a minute.
- Yeah, sure.

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Wait, wait, you know what?
One more tiny little thing.

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You said what I want "doesn't matter."

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But as scripted, it's actually

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what I want "don't matter," okay?

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All right, good stuff.

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All right, everybody,
let's get back to one!

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I want to make this fucking day!

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Hey, can we talk?

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You don't talk. It's like your one thing.

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Look, playing Noir has been
a meaningful challenge,

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but yesterday was wack as fuck.

91
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I've never actually
murdered anyone before.

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Does Homelander make us
kill people, like, a lot?

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And when he does, do we just... do it?

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Look, don't get me wrong,
I am stoked to be here

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and I am down to ride the wave.
I'm just having trouble

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with Noir's motivation, you feel me?

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His motivation is being
a braindead maniac.

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Just keep your mouth shut

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and do as you're fucking told.

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[trailer door closes]

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<i>[Cameron over TV] Violence
in our blood-splattered streets</i>

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<i>against decent, hardworking Americans.</i>

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<i>Folks, if you're thinking
of letting your children</i>

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<i>play carefree outside
and without supervision,</i>

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<i>think again.</i>

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<i>I mean, these two animals,</i>

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<i>Benny Long and Ian Rashford,</i>

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<i>savagely beat three good men to death</i>

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<i>outside the courthouse yesterday.</i>

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{\an8}<i>The Starlighters have shown
their true colors, folks,</i>

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{\an8}<i>rioting at multiple quote-unquote
"peaceful demonstrations"</i>

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{\an8}<i>across the country.</i>

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<i>I, for one, do not take our liberties</i>

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<i>in this great country for granted.</i>

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<i>But apparently the Starlighters
feel differently.</i>

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[Daphne] Let's see. Soy for pH,

117
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hyaluronic acid for deep moisturizing

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- and arginine for circulation.
- What is all that?

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Um, I'm a Voughtality consultant.

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5K away from
the red, white and blue Caddy.

121
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I thought it might be helpful.

122
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You... You work for Vought?

123
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Voughtality. "For a Super You."

124
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You know Vought killed
my girlfriend, right?

125
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I'm literally fighting them right now.

126
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I think I have rosemary oil,

127
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it's really good for the joints.

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Can you just--
Can you stop please? Just for--

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- Please stop. Mom, stop. Just stop.
- Okay, I'm sor--

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Okay, sorry, sorry. Just, um...

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[breathes deeply]

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I'm sorry. [chuckles]

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You look good.

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Got tall. [chuckles]

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Yeah, that adds up, since
the last time you saw me

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I was six fucking years old!

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Please don't yell at me.

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- What are you doing here?
- The hospital called.

139
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Yeah, when they couldn't reach me.

140
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And I'm here now, so...

141
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He doesn't need you. Neither of us do.

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Your dad didn't tell you. [sighs]

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Shit.

144
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About what?

145
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He gave me power of attorney,
including medical decisions.

146
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And he signed a DNR.

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H-He didn't update his will?

148
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He did.

149
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Why the fuck would he give you
power of attorney over me?

150
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Well, I mean, we've been talking,

151
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the last year or two, now and then.

152
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Besides that, you'd have to ask him.

153
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But Hughie, don't worry,

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- I am really good in a crisis.
- Don't.

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And I-I-I can handle this.

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I promise.

157
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You promise.

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Hughie...

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Wait.

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[sighs]

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[train rattling on tracks]

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You leave the money on the dresser?

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[grunts]

164
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I didn't want to wake you up.

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[groans]

166
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Hey.

167
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Yeah, maybe you should
stay in bed today, no?

168
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Yeah...

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[sighs]

170
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Could've been a lot worse.

171
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I mean, it would've been
a lot worse if you weren't there.

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Thank you.

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[chuckles]

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- [phone chimes]
- Oh.

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Starlight.

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Work.

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[door opens]

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[Katrin] Your speech therapist Gloria

179
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has filled me in on the work
you've been doing.

180
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How's that been going?

181
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You know, psychological mutism

182
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is often a symptom of trauma
in one's past.

183
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What do you think about that?

184
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I couldn't agree more.

185
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But sometimes you have
to confront your past

186
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in order to be free of it.

187
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Okay.

188
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Why don't we start with something simple?

189
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Tell me about your parents. [gasps]

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[Muzak plays]

191
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[Hughie] <i>Jesus.</i>

192
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You're just telling us now?

193
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Have you seen any specialists,
have you, um...

194
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So how long you got?

195
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It's none of your fucking business.

196
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{\an8}- I'm not sure why I'm telling you at all.
- What's going on?

197
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Let's just say I got
an angel on my shoulder.

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And she's a right bloody nag.

199
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Butcher, I tried to warn you
that that shit was poison.

200
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You ain't one of us.

201
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- Hey!
- All right!

202
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A word.

203
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You're done.

204
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- What?
- Fired.

205
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Grab your shit and get the fuck out.

206
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I level with you lot
and this is the thanks I get.

207
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Fuck me.

208
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- See what being honest gets you?
- Honest?

209
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Motherfucker, you've been lying to us
for the last six months.

210
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Not telling ain't lying.

211
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Look, you need all the help
you can get, mate.

212
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Not from you. You're a liability, Butcher.

213
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I ain't gonna let this stand, then.

214
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The Boys is mine.

215
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Says a dying man with one last bluff.

216
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Now grab your shit and get the fuck out.

217
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Or I'll throw you out.

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[soft creaking]

219
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- Just...
- I don't want to hear it.

220
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He's out.

221
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You can join him if you don't like it.

222
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Small-town kid grows up on
a Montana ranch with his mom.

223
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On the surface, he's an everyday
all-American boy.

224
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But deep in his heart, he knows
he's different, special.

225
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He's always asking himself, "Who am I?"

226
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Then one day that question is answered

227
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when Homelander flies down from the sky

228
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and says with tears in his eyes--

229
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No tears.

230
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and says, proudly,
"Son, it's time for you

231
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to take your place by my side."

232
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And for Ryan it feels surprising,
yet inevitable.

233
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He always knew he
was destined for greatness.

234
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Because he came from greatness.

235
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[chuckling]

236
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- Oh.
- [Homelander] Wow.

237
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Oh, buddy, can you believe that?

238
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W-What do you think?

239
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It's cool, I guess.

240
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You guess? [chuckles]

241
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[stammers] I think it looks amazing.

242
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- Oh, so amazing. Really marketable.
- So marketable.

243
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The whole pitch blows.

244
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It... does not blow.

245
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It blows, harder than Nancy Reagan
on the MGM backlot.

246
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I'm sorry, why are you here?

247
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Vought got rid of most of the sidekicks
after Gunpowder.

248
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The settlements exceeded profitability.

249
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[Homelander] Yeah, but I don't think Ryan

250
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is gonna file an HR complaint
against me. [laughs]

251
00:11:09,044 --> 00:11:11,505
- [laughter]
- A what?

252
00:11:11,505 --> 00:11:13,590
Ryan is the first natural-born superhero.

253
00:11:13,590 --> 00:11:14,841
And his brand needs to reflect that.

254
00:11:14,841 --> 00:11:17,636
He's not one of Vought's lab rat freaks.

255
00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:21,139
He was chosen-- by fate, God, whatever--

256
00:11:21,139 --> 00:11:23,058
to be the one who saves the world.

257
00:11:23,058 --> 00:11:24,309
[Homelander] Yes.

258
00:11:24,309 --> 00:11:26,436
But let's not forget

259
00:11:26,436 --> 00:11:28,146
why he is special.

260
00:11:28,146 --> 00:11:29,398
Shall we?

261
00:11:29,398 --> 00:11:30,857
He's my son.

262
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:34,444
Chosen by God, sure, but, uh...

263
00:11:34,444 --> 00:11:36,238
made by me.

264
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:39,616
The chosen one narrative
only works if he stands alone.

265
00:11:39,616 --> 00:11:42,828
Harry Potter. Neo. Luke Skywalker.

266
00:11:42,828 --> 00:11:44,621
Hollywood's trained people to fall in love

267
00:11:44,621 --> 00:11:46,331
with white boy lone saviors.

268
00:11:46,331 --> 00:11:49,751
So, America will want
to fall in love with Ryan.

269
00:11:52,671 --> 00:11:53,755
What is this?

270
00:11:53,755 --> 00:11:55,090
Uh, it's a crime itinerary.

271
00:11:55,090 --> 00:11:57,634
Your first save. Congratulations, son.

272
00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,428
[whispering] I'm not on the call sheet.

273
00:11:59,428 --> 00:12:02,556
You wanted a kingdom for your son.

274
00:12:02,556 --> 00:12:06,143
I'm helping you get it.

275
00:12:12,023 --> 00:12:13,150
- Excellent.
- Mm.

276
00:12:13,150 --> 00:12:14,609
Just as we discussed.

277
00:12:14,609 --> 00:12:17,154
Feel free to move forward.

278
00:12:17,154 --> 00:12:19,239
Thanks.

279
00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,408
Ah, if you don't mind?

280
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,368
- [camera clicks]
- Hmm.

281
00:12:23,368 --> 00:12:26,455
I'm here because Homelander wants me here.

282
00:12:26,455 --> 00:12:28,081
Because he trusts me.

283
00:12:38,425 --> 00:12:39,759
[elevator chimes]

284
00:12:42,095 --> 00:12:44,139
[rapid footsteps approaching]

285
00:12:50,854 --> 00:12:52,564
[chimes]

286
00:12:52,564 --> 00:12:54,399
[doors close]

287
00:12:56,651 --> 00:12:57,861
[sighs]

288
00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,237
Listen.

289
00:12:59,237 --> 00:13:01,990
I know you're the smartest
woman on earth--

290
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:03,742
Smartest person.

291
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:06,953
Let me give you some advice.

292
00:13:06,953 --> 00:13:08,872
You know, girls supporting girls.

293
00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,334
You cannot talk to Homelander like that.

294
00:13:12,334 --> 00:13:13,960
I'm telling him the truth.

295
00:13:13,960 --> 00:13:16,213
You're so afraid of him,
you've plucked yourself bald.

296
00:13:16,213 --> 00:13:18,423
If I were you, I'd make myself useful.

297
00:13:18,423 --> 00:13:20,175
You know, get some lactation going,

298
00:13:20,175 --> 00:13:21,760
let him suck on those titties.

299
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:23,637
Before you end up like Madelyn Stillwell.

300
00:13:23,637 --> 00:13:27,057
[chimes, doors open]

301
00:13:27,057 --> 00:13:29,726
Oh, Ashley, hey, what's up?

302
00:13:29,726 --> 00:13:31,770
Just the girl boss I wanted to see.

303
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:33,939
I've been looking everywhere for you.

304
00:13:33,939 --> 00:13:37,359
Hey, so I heard that Ryan's
doing his first solo save.

305
00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:38,443
I want to talk to you about something.

306
00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:39,861
I have this idea.

307
00:13:39,861 --> 00:13:43,156
[clears throat] Okay, so, what if...

308
00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:44,866
and just hear me out on this,

309
00:13:44,866 --> 00:13:47,994
what if I was there?

310
00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:52,582
That's it. That's the pitch.

311
00:13:52,582 --> 00:13:56,169
Hmm. You want to join
a family-friendly PG save?

312
00:13:57,128 --> 00:14:02,717
While PETA still has you
on their bestiality watchlist?

313
00:14:02,717 --> 00:14:05,178
I swear to God.

314
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,390
Stupid people who think they're smart

315
00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:11,393
make me want to eat my own shit.

316
00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:14,229
Why do you let her talk to you like that?

317
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:16,982
She's just a bitch.

318
00:14:16,982 --> 00:14:18,608
It's probably that time of the month.

319
00:14:18,608 --> 00:14:20,777
It's like a full moon thing, isn't it?

320
00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,362
You're a genetically superior being,

321
00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:25,198
and she's the evolutionary
equivalent of a capybara.

322
00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:28,034
- Cappuccino...?
- It's a giant rodent from South America.

323
00:14:28,034 --> 00:14:30,829
- Oh.
- You're better than her.

324
00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:32,831
Act like it.

325
00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,958
- And you should be at the save.
- [elevator chimes]

326
00:14:34,958 --> 00:14:37,752
- [doors open]
- It's a good idea.

327
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,255
Thank you.

328
00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:42,215
[doors close]

329
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,717
[Mother's Milk] 1:16,
Todd and the other Hometeamers

330
00:14:43,717 --> 00:14:44,968
are seen going into Planet Vought.

331
00:14:44,968 --> 00:14:46,511
And not seen again until...

332
00:14:46,511 --> 00:14:51,182
2:09, when their dead bodies
magically appear at the rally.

333
00:14:51,182 --> 00:14:53,226
Now, how do you think they got
there without anybody seeing?

334
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:56,187
A-Train. It had to be A-Train.

335
00:14:56,187 --> 00:14:57,981
You promise? Like you promised Dad
for better or worse?

336
00:14:57,981 --> 00:14:59,149
We boring you, Hughie?

337
00:14:59,149 --> 00:15:02,402
Sorry. Sorry. I'm, um...
[clears throat] I'm here.

338
00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:05,739
[Annie] But the Hometeamers died
of blunt force trauma.

339
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:06,990
Nothing said anything
about super strength.

340
00:15:06,990 --> 00:15:09,451
[Mother's Milk] Because they're getting
a lot better at covering their ass,

341
00:15:09,451 --> 00:15:11,453
probably because of her.

342
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:14,623
Sister Sage. 32 years old,
from Detroit, Michigan.

343
00:15:14,623 --> 00:15:16,791
She cut ties with Vought a while back,

344
00:15:16,791 --> 00:15:17,917
when they kicked her off of Teenage Kix.

345
00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,586
[Annie] What are her powers?

346
00:15:19,586 --> 00:15:21,504
Smartest person on the planet.

347
00:15:21,504 --> 00:15:23,757
I've already tapped Sage's cell phones.

348
00:15:23,757 --> 00:15:25,884
She made a reservation
at the Vought Garden

349
00:15:25,884 --> 00:15:27,927
Suites & Courtyard Express
in Harrisburg tonight.

350
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,220
Who's down for a little road trip?

351
00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,931
You know what? I'm gonna stay here.

352
00:15:31,931 --> 00:15:34,100
If A-Train framed those two Starlighters,

353
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:35,518
I'm gonna take a run at him.

354
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:37,145
I-I'm gonna go with you.

355
00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,522
I got to stay close to my dad.

356
00:15:39,522 --> 00:15:43,485
Understood. All right.
You two are with me.

357
00:15:43,485 --> 00:15:46,946
Aw, look, she made a cute little...

358
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:48,740
penis and balls.

359
00:15:50,659 --> 00:15:52,827
- [grunts]
- [whimpers]

360
00:15:52,827 --> 00:15:54,913
Hurry up, get the money.

361
00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,584
[neck snaps]

362
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,086
[grunts]

363
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,671
Lights out, you fucking muff taco.

364
00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,714
Get back!

365
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:05,799
Noir.

366
00:16:07,092 --> 00:16:08,051
Back off.

367
00:16:08,051 --> 00:16:09,219
Hey, whoa, be cool, man.

368
00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,179
Noir, what are we supposed to do?

369
00:16:17,852 --> 00:16:20,021
- Let her go.
- Out of my way, kid.

370
00:16:20,021 --> 00:16:22,273
It's gonna be okay.

371
00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,234
- Do you promise?
- I promise.

372
00:16:25,151 --> 00:16:26,945
[grunts]

373
00:16:26,945 --> 00:16:28,196
Who are you?

374
00:16:28,196 --> 00:16:31,116
My name is Ryan. And I don't like bullies.

375
00:16:33,576 --> 00:16:35,870
It's good. Pretty good.

376
00:16:35,870 --> 00:16:37,205
It's getting better.

377
00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,582
Solid work, guys. Noir, your entrance,

378
00:16:39,582 --> 00:16:41,376
you're doing too much. Just walk in.

379
00:16:41,376 --> 00:16:43,378
Okay, but would Noir just
enter stage right like that?

380
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:45,213
I feel like it's more in character
if I come in through the skylight.

381
00:16:45,213 --> 00:16:46,423
You don't fucking talk.

382
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,383
- Sorry.
- Still talking.

383
00:16:48,383 --> 00:16:49,843
Let's just stick to the blocking
for now, okay?

384
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:51,553
Deep, drop the "fucking muff taco,"

385
00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,221
this is for families.

386
00:16:53,221 --> 00:16:54,556
- Okay.
- Ryan,

387
00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,349
on the day,
you're gonna throw me for real.

388
00:16:56,349 --> 00:16:57,767
- I can take it.
- Yeah.

389
00:16:57,767 --> 00:16:59,477
Let's take five and we'll run it back.

390
00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,604
- Great.
- Okay.

391
00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,606
Thank you, Koy.

392
00:17:03,606 --> 00:17:05,108
- Dad?
- Yeah.

393
00:17:05,108 --> 00:17:07,819
Did I look dumb?

394
00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,114
You really...
You got to put your back into it.

395
00:17:11,114 --> 00:17:12,407
You know, like...

396
00:17:12,407 --> 00:17:14,576
You really got to sell it.

397
00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:16,703
You understand?

398
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,996
Are all saves like this?

399
00:17:17,996 --> 00:17:19,998
Like, with stunt people
and rehearsals and stuff?

400
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,584
No, no, of course some of them are real.

401
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:24,210
I-I've saved a lot of people.

402
00:17:24,210 --> 00:17:27,338
This is just to help you
get your sea legs, all right?

403
00:17:27,338 --> 00:17:28,798
- Okay.
- Yeah.

404
00:17:28,798 --> 00:17:30,467
Hey, Ryan. You want to rehearse
the throw a few times?

405
00:17:30,467 --> 00:17:33,178
- Great idea. Yes!
- Yeah. Sure.

406
00:17:33,178 --> 00:17:35,096
Yes. Excellent.

407
00:17:36,097 --> 00:17:38,433
Hey, so, um, just to be clear,

408
00:17:38,433 --> 00:17:40,351
we're not actually killing people
on the day, am I right?

409
00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,145
Just shut the fuck up.

410
00:17:50,445 --> 00:17:53,823
[Koy] Just be real precise
with your steps, you understand?

411
00:17:55,158 --> 00:17:56,951
You can't talk to me that way.

412
00:17:56,951 --> 00:17:58,495
I didn't say anything.

413
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,455
I mean from before.

414
00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:04,876
Because I am the...

415
00:18:04,876 --> 00:18:06,169
I'm the peak of human evolution.

416
00:18:06,169 --> 00:18:07,796
And you're just, you're just a capabarnia.

417
00:18:07,796 --> 00:18:10,673
- It's a rodent from South America.
- Oh.

418
00:18:10,673 --> 00:18:12,509
So you're fucking land mammals now?

419
00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:17,263
I am the lord of the seven seas.

420
00:18:17,263 --> 00:18:19,140
You talk to me like that again

421
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:20,850
and I will drown you
in your fucking toilet,

422
00:18:20,850 --> 00:18:22,060
you stupid bitch.

423
00:18:22,060 --> 00:18:24,437
After I've used it.

424
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:27,065
Is that what you want?

425
00:18:27,065 --> 00:18:29,067
- No.
-"Sir"!

426
00:18:29,067 --> 00:18:30,318
No, sir.

427
00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:31,986
That's right.

428
00:18:43,581 --> 00:18:45,458
- Let her go.
- Out of my way, kid.

429
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:46,626
That kid's face
is made for the big screen.

430
00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:49,546
A complexion like butter.
He's practically glowing.

431
00:18:49,546 --> 00:18:51,256
[Seth] Well, thank God.
Air-brushing the wrinkles out

432
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:54,008
of <i>The Dawn of the Seven</i>
put VFX nine mil over the budget.

433
00:18:54,008 --> 00:18:57,637
We were neck fold to neck fold
with <i>Sex and the City 2.</i>

434
00:19:08,857 --> 00:19:11,651
[exciting music plays]

435
00:19:13,027 --> 00:19:14,195
[engine turns off]

436
00:19:25,081 --> 00:19:26,708
[Muzak plays]

437
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:34,591
Motherfucker.

438
00:19:40,013 --> 00:19:41,347
Oi, oi.

439
00:19:41,347 --> 00:19:43,391
Fancy some steam tray eggs?

440
00:19:43,391 --> 00:19:46,102
- How the fuck did you find us?
- Come off it, mate.

441
00:19:46,102 --> 00:19:48,730
Your password's Janine2012.

442
00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,440
[Mother's Milk] I want you
to put that shit down

443
00:19:50,440 --> 00:19:52,567
and get the fuck out of my operation.

444
00:19:52,567 --> 00:19:55,194
Well, it's lucky for me that
you ain't my boss no more.

445
00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:59,324
And as a private and concerned citizen,

446
00:19:59,324 --> 00:20:02,327
I'm allowed to say fuck you
to any deep state cunts

447
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:04,370
that try and keep me from the truth.

448
00:20:05,705 --> 00:20:07,749
[busy chatter]

449
00:20:13,212 --> 00:20:14,672
Welcome to the monkey house.

450
00:20:14,672 --> 00:20:16,215
[♪ Talking Heads:
"Burning Down the House"]

451
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:18,635
<i>♪ Watch out ♪</i>

452
00:20:18,635 --> 00:20:20,970
<i>♪ You might get what you're after ♪</i>

453
00:20:20,970 --> 00:20:23,598
<i>♪ Cool, babies ♪</i>

454
00:20:23,598 --> 00:20:26,225
<i>♪ Strange but not a stranger ♪</i>

455
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:30,980
<i>♪ I'm an ordinary guy ♪</i>

456
00:20:30,980 --> 00:20:32,941
<i>♪ Burning down the house ♪</i>

457
00:20:34,609 --> 00:20:37,153
<i>♪ Hold tight ♪</i>

458
00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,781
<i>♪ Wait till the party's over ♪</i>

459
00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,200
<i>♪ Hold tight ♪</i>

460
00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:44,369
<i>♪ We're in for nasty weather ♪</i>

461
00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:49,791
<i>♪ There has got to be a way ♪</i>

462
00:20:49,791 --> 00:20:52,919
<i>♪ Burning down the house...</i>

463
00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:56,047
Bunch of tinfoil-hat-wearing
Nazi motherfuckers.

464
00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:59,008
Why is the world's smartest person
in a place such as this?

465
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,185
[dramatic music plays]

466
00:21:12,063 --> 00:21:13,731
[grunting]

467
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:22,657
Oi. There's our girl.

468
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:27,161
Where's Kimiko?

469
00:21:29,872 --> 00:21:31,499
[Muzak playing]

470
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:42,719
[can pops]

471
00:21:48,725 --> 00:21:50,810
[gasping]

472
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:59,652
<i>♪ You can be what you wanna be ♪</i>

473
00:21:59,652 --> 00:22:03,448
<i>♪ In the land of the free ♪</i>

474
00:22:03,448 --> 00:22:07,452
<i>♪ Love America, love America ♪</i>

475
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:12,040
<i>♪ Love America,
love America ♪</i>

476
00:22:12,040 --> 00:22:15,626
<i>♪ If you want it to get better ♪</i>

477
00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:18,379
<i>♪ Open up your loving arms ♪</i>

478
00:22:18,379 --> 00:22:20,381
[microphone feedback squeals]

479
00:22:20,381 --> 00:22:23,301
<i>♪ Try to keep them safe from harm ♪</i>

480
00:22:23,301 --> 00:22:27,889
<i>♪ You can say what you want to say ♪</i>

481
00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:29,223
<i>♪ Because freedom is the only way...</i>

482
00:22:29,223 --> 00:22:30,349
Splinter.

483
00:22:30,349 --> 00:22:31,726
Splinter, come here.

484
00:22:32,727 --> 00:22:33,978
Am I too shiny?

485
00:22:33,978 --> 00:22:35,646
You're good.

486
00:22:35,646 --> 00:22:37,648
You look perfect.

487
00:22:37,648 --> 00:22:40,693
<i>♪ Love America...</i>

488
00:22:40,693 --> 00:22:41,861
Best get a move on.

489
00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,321
The Flat-Earthers get the space at 4:30.

490
00:22:43,321 --> 00:22:45,031
Yes. Okay.

491
00:22:47,450 --> 00:22:49,619
- [microphone feedback squeals]
- H-Hey, everybody.

492
00:22:49,619 --> 00:22:53,164
Um, so, our next speaker

493
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,291
is not only a true visionary,

494
00:22:55,291 --> 00:22:57,877
she's also my close friend.

495
00:23:00,880 --> 00:23:04,217
So please join me in welcoming

496
00:23:04,217 --> 00:23:07,595
author, filmmaker, political activist,

497
00:23:07,595 --> 00:23:09,597
commentator and a leading voice

498
00:23:09,597 --> 00:23:12,016
of the alt-Supe movement on YouTube,

499
00:23:12,016 --> 00:23:13,267
Firecracker!

500
00:23:13,267 --> 00:23:15,436
[cheering]

501
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:18,231
<i>♪ USA...</i>

502
00:23:18,231 --> 00:23:20,566
Well, howdy there, Truth Seekers.

503
00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:22,527
Hey!

504
00:23:22,527 --> 00:23:26,155
Hey there! Aw, well, thank you, thank you.

505
00:23:26,155 --> 00:23:28,658
- [cheering continues]
- Whoo!

506
00:23:28,658 --> 00:23:31,744
- [man] Tell us some truth, Firecracker!
- [Firecracker] Okay.

507
00:23:31,744 --> 00:23:33,079
I ain't gonna sugarcoat this.

508
00:23:33,079 --> 00:23:35,706
We got ourselves a national crisis.

509
00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:40,878
Homelander himself said
Starlight traffics kids

510
00:23:40,878 --> 00:23:43,464
and her Starlighters just murdered
three of our brothers

511
00:23:43,464 --> 00:23:45,258
yesterday to cover it up.

512
00:23:45,258 --> 00:23:47,093
They're killing us. Wake up.

513
00:23:47,093 --> 00:23:49,428
Over the next two hours,

514
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:54,267
I will prove that Starlighter
works with Oprah and Tom Hanks

515
00:23:54,267 --> 00:23:56,727
to set up a Satanic home delivery service.

516
00:23:56,727 --> 00:23:59,063
An order of a hot dog gets you a boy.

517
00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,941
- A taco, a girl.
- [audience jeering]

518
00:24:01,941 --> 00:24:06,320
A combo gets you a child they
forced to have trans surgery.

519
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:09,657
And a soda gets you
a shot of adrenochrome.

520
00:24:09,657 --> 00:24:14,036
{\an8}- We all know that Oprah
has been under house arrest
- People actually believe this shit?

521
00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:17,290
{\an8}- ever since she sat down with Harry
and that monarchy-fucker
- People will believe anything.

522
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:20,835
{\an8}- Meghan Markle.
For those who say that the evidence
- Even something as ludicrous as

523
00:24:20,835 --> 00:24:23,963
{\an8}- the moon landing.
- against Tom Hanks is
less clear-cut, well,

524
00:24:23,963 --> 00:24:27,300
{\an8}that's because the brave
whistleblower who was gonna blow

525
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:30,720
{\an8}Forrest Gump's pedo ring wide open

526
00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:33,347
{\an8}fell off a bridge
before he got the chance.

527
00:24:33,347 --> 00:24:36,475
Frenchie. See what he's up to.

528
00:24:36,475 --> 00:24:38,352
- [Firecracker] Coincidence?
- But do not engage.

529
00:24:38,352 --> 00:24:39,437
[Firecracker] Right.

530
00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:41,397
Ah, ah, ah.

531
00:24:41,397 --> 00:24:43,691
You're ain't leaving my sight.

532
00:24:43,691 --> 00:24:45,735
...of all of the Tom Hanks movies,

533
00:24:45,735 --> 00:24:48,905
you get 311, which is...

534
00:24:48,905 --> 00:24:50,948
the police code for child porn.

535
00:24:50,948 --> 00:24:52,658
It's just math!

536
00:24:52,658 --> 00:24:54,744
[busy chatter]

537
00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:58,039
[announcer over P.A.] <i>Stormchasers United
is starting in 20 minutes</i>

538
00:24:58,039 --> 00:25:00,166
<i>in conference room B.</i>

539
00:25:00,166 --> 00:25:01,626
[intriguing music plays]

540
00:25:05,463 --> 00:25:07,256
[phone chimes]

541
00:25:15,640 --> 00:25:18,142
Hey, stop, no. Give it back.

542
00:25:22,146 --> 00:25:23,397
Stop being a pussy.

543
00:25:23,397 --> 00:25:25,566
Go get some of Colin's penis... or ass...

544
00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:28,986
Or maybe both?

545
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:32,240
But go get it!

546
00:25:32,698 --> 00:25:34,242
Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

547
00:25:34,242 --> 00:25:35,743
Are you drunk?

548
00:25:36,410 --> 00:25:38,746
I just had a beer.

549
00:25:41,290 --> 00:25:43,376
Four beers.

550
00:25:43,376 --> 00:25:45,461
What is wrong with you?

551
00:25:45,962 --> 00:25:47,088
Six beers.

552
00:25:47,755 --> 00:25:50,466
You're holding back with Colin
because of me!

553
00:25:50,466 --> 00:25:52,843
{\an8}What? No, it's...

554
00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:55,680
It's nothing to do with you.

555
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,974
Well I fucked someone.

556
00:25:57,974 --> 00:25:58,933
{\an8}Really?

557
00:25:58,933 --> 00:26:00,977
The barista at Jitter Bean.

558
00:26:03,604 --> 00:26:06,315
He stuck his penis right in my vagina.

559
00:26:06,315 --> 00:26:07,942
Okay.

560
00:26:07,942 --> 00:26:13,614
You should stick your penis somewhere!

561
00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,826
<i>Mon coeur,</i> truly, <i>merci.</i>

562
00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:20,246
But it's not about you, I swear.

563
00:26:20,246 --> 00:26:22,957
[announcer over P.A.] <i>The Alex Jones
look-alike contest is in...</i>

564
00:26:22,957 --> 00:26:25,209
Can we go back to work now?

565
00:26:33,801 --> 00:26:35,594
Eight beers.

566
00:26:38,472 --> 00:26:41,976
[suspenseful music plays]

567
00:26:59,035 --> 00:27:00,745
What's that about?

568
00:27:01,579 --> 00:27:03,664
[muffled grunting]

569
00:27:12,256 --> 00:27:14,050
[grunting continues]

570
00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:25,186
[grunting]

571
00:27:31,359 --> 00:27:32,818
<i>Mon Dieu.</i>

572
00:27:36,364 --> 00:27:38,741
This isn't what it looks like.

573
00:27:38,741 --> 00:27:41,285
- [grunts]
- [spitting]

574
00:27:41,285 --> 00:27:43,371
It's okay.

575
00:27:45,373 --> 00:27:46,999
[Hughie] Maybe your source at the Tower
is fucking with you?

576
00:27:46,999 --> 00:27:49,251
[Annie] No, no, no, if she says
A-Train shows up here

577
00:27:49,251 --> 00:27:51,003
every Sunday at 3:00 p.m.,

578
00:27:51,003 --> 00:27:52,463
he will.

579
00:27:52,463 --> 00:27:56,634
Yeah, you promise?
Your promise is as worthless as you are.

580
00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:57,718
What?

581
00:27:58,969 --> 00:28:00,262
Sorry.

582
00:28:00,262 --> 00:28:02,098
Sorry, I was just, uh...

583
00:28:02,098 --> 00:28:04,892
workshopping what I
should've said to my mom.

584
00:28:04,892 --> 00:28:06,560
You really don't have to be here, okay?

585
00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,396
You can go to the hospital, you should.

586
00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:10,022
No. No.

587
00:28:10,022 --> 00:28:12,108
No, nothing to do there except, uh...

588
00:28:12,108 --> 00:28:13,818
relive my childhood trauma.

589
00:28:13,818 --> 00:28:17,363
[newscaster] <i>Tensions are high after
the murder of the Homelander Three</i>

590
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,782
<i>allegedly at the hands
of two Starlight followers.</i>

591
00:28:19,782 --> 00:28:21,534
<i>Skirmishes between the two groups have--</i>

592
00:28:21,534 --> 00:28:22,618
[Hughie] All right, enough of that shit.

593
00:28:22,618 --> 00:28:24,787
Uh, has Kiara woken up yet?

594
00:28:24,787 --> 00:28:26,163
Mm-mm.

595
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:29,542
No, and I have about a thousand messages

596
00:28:29,542 --> 00:28:31,961
asking me what the Starlighters should do.

597
00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:33,170
[sighs]

598
00:28:33,170 --> 00:28:34,797
[clears throat]

599
00:28:34,797 --> 00:28:37,007
Spit it out.

600
00:28:37,007 --> 00:28:38,843
People look up to you.

601
00:28:38,843 --> 00:28:40,386
No, they look up to Starlight.

602
00:28:40,386 --> 00:28:42,221
They look up to the suit.

603
00:28:42,221 --> 00:28:43,389
You're the one who wore it.

604
00:28:43,389 --> 00:28:44,890
I get why you ditched it, I do.

605
00:28:44,890 --> 00:28:47,935
It's just, I can also see the value in it.

606
00:28:47,935 --> 00:28:49,728
In superheroes?

607
00:28:49,728 --> 00:28:53,107
You're defending
superheroes right now? Really?

608
00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:57,153
As cheesy as it sounds,
people need a symbol.

609
00:28:57,153 --> 00:28:59,530
You know, someone they can rally behind,

610
00:28:59,530 --> 00:29:01,198
a little fucking hope.

611
00:29:01,198 --> 00:29:02,408
That can be you.

612
00:29:02,408 --> 00:29:05,494
I don't want to lead anybody. I don't.

613
00:29:05,494 --> 00:29:08,289
And I cannot go back to her.

614
00:29:08,289 --> 00:29:10,958
To me... [sighs]

615
00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:13,335
she's just, she's a symbol

616
00:29:13,335 --> 00:29:16,589
of so much bad shit, and I-I can't.

617
00:29:16,589 --> 00:29:18,174
I can't. I won't. It's just, it's...

618
00:29:18,174 --> 00:29:20,968
Yeah, I mean...

619
00:29:20,968 --> 00:29:23,095
Oh, God. He's here, he's here.

620
00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,722
So I'm at the Tower, right?

621
00:29:24,722 --> 00:29:26,599
And we get a call from Boise, Idaho.

622
00:29:26,599 --> 00:29:28,642
There's a terrorist who's got,

623
00:29:28,642 --> 00:29:31,228
like, the whole movie theater
held hostage.

624
00:29:31,228 --> 00:29:32,646
- And--
- [fan] A-Train?

625
00:29:32,646 --> 00:29:34,482
I love you. Can I get a selfie?

626
00:29:34,482 --> 00:29:35,649
Yeah, of course.

627
00:29:35,649 --> 00:29:37,526
Hang on.

628
00:29:37,526 --> 00:29:39,028
[camera clicks]

629
00:29:45,367 --> 00:29:46,994
I ran across the Rockies,

630
00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:48,537
took out the terrorist, disarmed the bomb.

631
00:29:48,537 --> 00:29:49,663
Then what?

632
00:29:49,663 --> 00:29:51,081
What you mean, man?
Then I got some popcorn,

633
00:29:51,081 --> 00:29:53,000
I watched the rest
of <i>Pacific Rim: Uprising.</i>

634
00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,377
[Nathan] Why don't you
tell them the truth?

635
00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:00,758
Nathan.

636
00:30:02,760 --> 00:30:04,345
Just...

637
00:30:04,345 --> 00:30:05,846
just be chill, all right?

638
00:30:05,846 --> 00:30:07,848
You're sneaking around
with my boys, behind my back,

639
00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:09,475
but I need to chill?

640
00:30:10,351 --> 00:30:12,603
- [Hughie] What's going on?
- [Annie] I don't know.

641
00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:14,230
And don't think
y'all ain't in some deep shit.

642
00:30:14,230 --> 00:30:16,857
Sorry, Dad.

643
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:18,526
Come on, Dad.

644
00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:20,402
Uncle Reggie was just
telling us about his saves.

645
00:30:20,402 --> 00:30:23,572
- You want to tell them or should I?
- Come on, man,

646
00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:25,324
let's not make a big thing--

647
00:30:25,324 --> 00:30:27,451
That movie theater in Idaho,

648
00:30:27,451 --> 00:30:28,994
that was a soundstage in the Bronx.

649
00:30:28,994 --> 00:30:32,081
That terrorist, that was a stuntman.

650
00:30:32,081 --> 00:30:35,084
Those mountains, they added those in post.

651
00:30:35,084 --> 00:30:38,087
I know because I was there.

652
00:30:40,798 --> 00:30:42,091
Is that true?

653
00:30:44,969 --> 00:30:46,428
It's complicated, you know?

654
00:30:46,428 --> 00:30:48,180
[Nathan] No, it's simple.

655
00:30:48,180 --> 00:30:50,933
Your saves were never real.

656
00:30:50,933 --> 00:30:53,561
You never actually saved anyone.

657
00:30:53,561 --> 00:30:56,689
Yet here you are,
lying to your own flesh and blood.

658
00:30:59,191 --> 00:31:01,318
I told you.

659
00:31:01,318 --> 00:31:03,988
Your uncle is no hero.

660
00:31:05,447 --> 00:31:07,866
And I don't want you anywhere near him.

661
00:31:07,866 --> 00:31:09,493
Come on.

662
00:31:18,752 --> 00:31:19,837
Nathan...

663
00:31:21,422 --> 00:31:23,716
Nathan, I'm sorry.

664
00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:27,344
Hey, hey. Wait, wait, wait.
Give him a second.

665
00:31:41,609 --> 00:31:45,696
[fan] Your videos got me
to see that my entire family

666
00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:48,157
had been brainwashed
by clovergenders like Starlight.

667
00:31:48,157 --> 00:31:50,200
I told them that I couldn't
speak to them again

668
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,702
until they did their own research.

669
00:31:51,702 --> 00:31:53,495
It's been three years now.

670
00:31:54,747 --> 00:31:57,041
Good for you. You keep up the fight.

671
00:31:57,041 --> 00:31:58,250
Can I get a selfie?

672
00:31:58,250 --> 00:32:00,753
Of course.

673
00:32:02,755 --> 00:32:03,881
[camera clicks]

674
00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:05,382
Thank you.

675
00:32:05,382 --> 00:32:07,051
Truth bomb.

676
00:32:07,051 --> 00:32:11,013
[announcer over P.A.] <i>The Sovereign
Citizens meeting has moved to 6:00 p.m.</i>

677
00:32:14,183 --> 00:32:15,684
Do you actually believe all of this?

678
00:32:15,684 --> 00:32:17,936
Or is it just bullshit

679
00:32:17,936 --> 00:32:19,813
smeared on top of a personal vendetta?

680
00:32:19,813 --> 00:32:21,565
Ain't you a little mouthy one.

681
00:32:21,565 --> 00:32:24,735
Appreciate the subtextual racism there,

682
00:32:24,735 --> 00:32:25,944
but I'm a Supe.

683
00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,613
Sister Sage.

684
00:32:27,613 --> 00:32:29,114
I work with Homelander.

685
00:32:29,114 --> 00:32:30,240
Bullshit.

686
00:32:32,117 --> 00:32:33,535
Goddamn.

687
00:32:33,535 --> 00:32:35,037
- Is he here?
- Of course not.

688
00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:37,623
He wouldn't be caught dead with these
ringworm-infested cousin fuckers.

689
00:32:37,623 --> 00:32:39,875
Though there's a chance
you could meet him.

690
00:32:39,875 --> 00:32:41,669
First, I want to see your powers, though.

691
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:49,677
Wow, that is... lackluster.

692
00:32:49,677 --> 00:32:52,513
- I'm... strong too, though.
- Look, what's important is:

693
00:32:52,513 --> 00:32:54,139
what are you selling?

694
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:56,100
[amplified] <i>I'm here to share the truth</i>

695
00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:58,769
<i>and nothing but.</i>

696
00:32:58,769 --> 00:33:00,020
What are you selling?

697
00:33:00,020 --> 00:33:01,522
Did I stutter?

698
00:33:03,148 --> 00:33:04,608
[scoffs]

699
00:33:04,608 --> 00:33:05,776
Purpose.

700
00:33:08,696 --> 00:33:10,364
I sell purpose.

701
00:33:10,364 --> 00:33:12,574
These people got nothing.

702
00:33:12,574 --> 00:33:14,827
Maybe they lost a job or a house

703
00:33:14,827 --> 00:33:16,453
or a kid to Oxy.

704
00:33:16,453 --> 00:33:18,122
Politicians don't give a shit,

705
00:33:18,122 --> 00:33:21,458
mainstream media tells them to
be ashamed of their skin color,

706
00:33:21,458 --> 00:33:24,002
so, well, I bring 'em together,
tell them a story,

707
00:33:24,002 --> 00:33:26,547
give them a purpose.

708
00:33:27,881 --> 00:33:29,508
Which would you rather believe?

709
00:33:29,508 --> 00:33:32,136
That you belong to a community of warriors
battling a secret evil,

710
00:33:32,136 --> 00:33:35,139
or that you're a lonely,
inconsequential nobody

711
00:33:35,139 --> 00:33:36,682
that no one will ever remember?

712
00:33:36,682 --> 00:33:38,392
[chuckles]

713
00:33:38,392 --> 00:33:41,645
Deep's Blue Sea Room. 9:00 p.m.

714
00:33:51,989 --> 00:33:53,615
Sage has got no powers, right?

715
00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:56,243
[Mother's Milk] Besides her brains? Nope.

716
00:33:56,243 --> 00:33:57,828
[Butcher] So, why all
the sneaking around shite?

717
00:33:57,828 --> 00:33:59,246
Let's just grab her,

718
00:33:59,246 --> 00:34:00,831
work her over and rumble what we need.

719
00:34:00,831 --> 00:34:02,207
Hey.

720
00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:04,334
- This is surveillance only, okay?
- All right,

721
00:34:04,334 --> 00:34:07,463
you sit tight and watch me do your job.

722
00:34:07,463 --> 00:34:09,298
All right, enough.

723
00:34:10,841 --> 00:34:13,385
Get your fuckin' hands off me.

724
00:34:13,385 --> 00:34:14,887
Just go home, all right?

725
00:34:14,887 --> 00:34:15,971
Or what?

726
00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:17,222
We have a Barney?

727
00:34:17,222 --> 00:34:19,141
Well, come on, then. Have a go.

728
00:34:19,141 --> 00:34:21,435
- Butcher, for fuck's sake.
- You've been gagging for it.

729
00:34:21,435 --> 00:34:22,686
Ever since Soldier Boy.

730
00:34:22,686 --> 00:34:26,482
Ten pounds of C4 with an inch fuse
pokin' out your arse, you are.

731
00:34:26,482 --> 00:34:28,525
Well, come on, then. Have at it, son.

732
00:34:28,525 --> 00:34:29,777
'Cause that's the only way
you feel any regret

733
00:34:29,777 --> 00:34:31,820
is to get it beaten into you.

734
00:34:31,820 --> 00:34:33,030
You're a shit skipper, you are.

735
00:34:33,030 --> 00:34:34,865
Hughie's fucked off, Kimiko's hammered.

736
00:34:34,865 --> 00:34:36,825
We've been here for hours
and still know fuck all.

737
00:34:36,825 --> 00:34:39,077
You're gonna get this bloody lot killed.

738
00:34:39,077 --> 00:34:41,121
You can't eat, you can't sleep,

739
00:34:41,121 --> 00:34:44,166
and you ain't willing to do
what it takes to run this mob

740
00:34:44,166 --> 00:34:46,627
'cause you ain't got the bollocks, son.

741
00:34:48,086 --> 00:34:50,047
Nice try, Butcher.

742
00:34:50,047 --> 00:34:51,757
But it ain't gonna work.

743
00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:54,301
Yeah, ain't that what your wife said?

744
00:35:02,226 --> 00:35:03,769
[grunting]

745
00:35:06,563 --> 00:35:07,856
All that bullshit you pulled,

746
00:35:07,856 --> 00:35:09,316
and the mess you always leave behind

747
00:35:09,316 --> 00:35:11,652
for me to clean up,
you know why I kept coming back?

748
00:35:11,652 --> 00:35:15,239
'Cause I thought maybe this time,
it'll be a little different.

749
00:35:15,239 --> 00:35:17,574
All the fucking shit
we've been through together, man.

750
00:35:17,574 --> 00:35:20,494
I thought maybe this time,
maybe you and I could just...

751
00:35:20,494 --> 00:35:23,121
just be fucking brothers again.

752
00:35:23,121 --> 00:35:24,581
[panting]

753
00:35:24,581 --> 00:35:26,375
Just go home, man.

754
00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:34,049
[busy chatter]

755
00:35:48,689 --> 00:35:50,941
[dramatic music plays]

756
00:35:57,072 --> 00:35:59,533
Hey! Hey!

757
00:36:00,909 --> 00:36:02,160
- [crowd exclaiming]
- [bystander] Oh, shit.

758
00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:05,497
If you really cared about children...

759
00:36:05,497 --> 00:36:07,499
you'd go after real traffickers...

760
00:36:07,499 --> 00:36:10,210
instead of these fairy tales!

761
00:36:11,211 --> 00:36:13,005
<i>Non!</i>

762
00:36:13,839 --> 00:36:15,591
If you must inflict pain,

763
00:36:15,591 --> 00:36:18,802
perhaps I can endure
so others don't suffer.

764
00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:22,723
[man] Hey!

765
00:36:22,723 --> 00:36:24,182
Come on.

766
00:36:31,148 --> 00:36:33,150
Took y'all long enough to
get here from Trenton.

767
00:36:33,150 --> 00:36:34,985
Traffic, am I right?

768
00:36:34,985 --> 00:36:37,154
The fuck are you doing here?

769
00:36:37,154 --> 00:36:39,323
The eyes? It's always the eyes.

770
00:36:39,323 --> 00:36:40,824
Here.

771
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:44,745
What is this?

772
00:36:44,745 --> 00:36:46,455
Security cam footage
of your two Starlighters.

773
00:36:46,455 --> 00:36:48,832
About a mile from the bodies
at time of death.

774
00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:52,294
It's hard to commit a murder
when you're 20 blocks away.

775
00:36:52,294 --> 00:36:53,879
Why are you giving this to us?

776
00:36:57,424 --> 00:36:59,051
[clicks tongue]

777
00:37:03,305 --> 00:37:06,266
You could have got in my face
in front of my family, but you didn't.

778
00:37:08,060 --> 00:37:10,187
Let's call it a thank-you.

779
00:37:10,187 --> 00:37:11,438
Thank Hughie.

780
00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:13,607
I would've blasted the shit out of you,

781
00:37:13,607 --> 00:37:15,317
and you would've deserved it.

782
00:37:17,486 --> 00:37:18,904
Yeah, I agree.

783
00:37:28,205 --> 00:37:30,082
[alarm blaring]

784
00:37:30,082 --> 00:37:31,583
Hey.

785
00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,043
Back up.

786
00:37:33,043 --> 00:37:34,920
Back off.

787
00:37:36,046 --> 00:37:37,297
Noir, what the fuc--

788
00:37:37,297 --> 00:37:38,799
What the heck are we supposed to do?

789
00:37:41,093 --> 00:37:42,636
[girl crying]

790
00:37:43,679 --> 00:37:45,263
Ow. Ow!

791
00:37:46,306 --> 00:37:48,392
- Let her go.
- Out of my way, kid.

792
00:37:48,392 --> 00:37:50,102
You're gonna be okay.

793
00:37:50,102 --> 00:37:52,020
- Do you promise?
- I promise.

794
00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,568
[Koy] Who are you?

795
00:37:58,568 --> 00:38:00,237
My name is--

796
00:38:00,237 --> 00:38:02,322
Ryan.

797
00:38:02,322 --> 00:38:03,782
- [bystander] It's Homelander!
- Dad?

798
00:38:03,782 --> 00:38:05,242
[Homelander] It's okay, son.

799
00:38:05,242 --> 00:38:07,494
I'm here.

800
00:38:07,494 --> 00:38:10,497
We're going to save America together.

801
00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:18,964
[whispers] Go.

802
00:38:21,633 --> 00:38:23,135
Go.

803
00:38:23,135 --> 00:38:25,012
Throw him hard. Throw him. Now.

804
00:38:25,012 --> 00:38:26,888
[shouts]

805
00:38:26,888 --> 00:38:28,432
- Holy shit.
- [crowd screaming]

806
00:38:28,432 --> 00:38:30,517
[squishing]

807
00:38:33,645 --> 00:38:35,147
[Homelander] It's okay, everyone.

808
00:38:35,147 --> 00:38:37,524
It's okay. Everything's under control.

809
00:38:37,524 --> 00:38:39,317
You saved me.

810
00:38:45,866 --> 00:38:47,451
Good girl.

811
00:38:47,451 --> 00:38:49,536
[nervous chatter]

812
00:38:51,204 --> 00:38:53,540
- Smile. Smile.
- [cameras clicking]

813
00:38:53,540 --> 00:38:55,417
All right.

814
00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:56,918
I thought we weren't
killing the guy today.

815
00:38:56,918 --> 00:38:59,504
I just feel like I'm not getting
clear direction for this role.

816
00:38:59,504 --> 00:39:02,174
[suspenseful music plays]

817
00:39:17,647 --> 00:39:21,068
♪ ♪

818
00:39:51,348 --> 00:39:54,559
She said 9:00 p.m.
in the Deep Blue Sea Room, no?

819
00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:56,311
- [door opens]
- [Firecracker] I sure did.

820
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,443
Toss your guns.

821
00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:11,535
Eh, your rifles are garish and vulgar.

822
00:40:11,535 --> 00:40:14,121
They're American,
you fuckin' surrender monkey.

823
00:40:14,121 --> 00:40:15,872
Marvin, did you really think
you could tail me

824
00:40:15,872 --> 00:40:18,333
- without me knowing?
- So, what now?

825
00:40:19,501 --> 00:40:21,128
These assholes are CIA.

826
00:40:21,128 --> 00:40:22,963
Genuine deep state moles.

827
00:40:22,963 --> 00:40:26,383
They've taken out more superheroes
than anyone in the world.

828
00:40:27,676 --> 00:40:30,178
And Homelander would like it
if you killed them.

829
00:40:32,722 --> 00:40:35,475
Consider it your final audition.

830
00:40:35,475 --> 00:40:36,893
Audition for what?

831
00:40:36,893 --> 00:40:39,396
The sooner they're dead,
the sooner you'll find out.

832
00:40:43,108 --> 00:40:44,651
Hmm.

833
00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:46,611
You're not as impressive as I heard.

834
00:40:47,779 --> 00:40:49,281
[scoffs]

835
00:40:51,825 --> 00:40:54,369
Oh, I'm gonna send your ass
back to China, bitch.

836
00:40:54,369 --> 00:40:56,955
- She's Japanese.
- [door closes]

837
00:40:56,955 --> 00:40:58,498
What are you doing?

838
00:40:59,374 --> 00:41:02,669
Oh, pink eye. Too much salad tossing, huh?

839
00:41:02,669 --> 00:41:04,087
No. No, no, no.

840
00:41:04,087 --> 00:41:06,006
It's allergies. It's allergies.

841
00:41:07,048 --> 00:41:08,508
- Achoo.
- Shut the fuck up.

842
00:41:08,508 --> 00:41:09,593
Now!

843
00:41:09,593 --> 00:41:11,845
[intense music playing]

844
00:41:21,771 --> 00:41:23,148
[others grunting]

845
00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:39,789
Oh, hell nah.

846
00:41:43,877 --> 00:41:45,837
[♪ The Barry Sisters: "Hava Nagila"]

847
00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,923
[women vocalizing]

848
00:41:53,220 --> 00:41:56,348
<i>♪ Hava nagila, hava nagila ♪</i>

849
00:41:56,348 --> 00:42:00,060
<i>♪ Hava nagila venismecha ♪</i>

850
00:42:00,060 --> 00:42:03,271
<i>♪ Hava nagila, hava nagila ♪</i>

851
00:42:03,271 --> 00:42:05,815
<i>♪ Hava nagila venismecha ♪</i>

852
00:42:05,815 --> 00:42:08,026
Mazel tov.

853
00:42:08,026 --> 00:42:09,569
<i>♪ Hava nera'nena ♪</i>

854
00:42:09,569 --> 00:42:12,989
<i>♪ Hava nera'nena venismecha ♪</i>

855
00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:16,284
<i>♪ Hava nera'nena, hava nera'nena ♪</i>

856
00:42:16,284 --> 00:42:19,454
- [Rachel screams]
- <i>♪ Hava nera'nena venismecha...</i>

857
00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:22,999
[crowd gasping, clamoring]

858
00:42:30,131 --> 00:42:31,174
[people screaming]

859
00:42:31,174 --> 00:42:32,717
<i>♪ Uru achim ♪</i>

860
00:42:34,219 --> 00:42:37,430
<i>♪ Hava nera'nena, hava nera'nena ♪</i>

861
00:42:37,430 --> 00:42:38,890
<i>♪ Hava nera'nena...</i>

862
00:42:38,890 --> 00:42:40,392
- Damn. I'm out.
- Me too.

863
00:42:40,392 --> 00:42:41,768
[gun clicking empty]

864
00:42:43,270 --> 00:42:44,771
So are they.

865
00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:48,400
[rock version of "Hava Nagila" playing]

866
00:42:48,400 --> 00:42:49,776
[all grunting]

867
00:42:52,529 --> 00:42:54,864
[grunting continues]

868
00:43:03,748 --> 00:43:04,791
Ow!

869
00:43:08,503 --> 00:43:09,504
No!

870
00:43:10,463 --> 00:43:11,840
[clicks empty]

871
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:13,925
[yells]

872
00:43:14,592 --> 00:43:16,261
[gurgling]

873
00:43:26,479 --> 00:43:29,357
Get away from me, pink eye!

874
00:43:33,361 --> 00:43:34,904
[yells]

875
00:43:37,699 --> 00:43:38,700
[Frenchie] No!

876
00:43:38,700 --> 00:43:40,785
[grunting]

877
00:43:44,706 --> 00:43:45,707
[phone chimes]

878
00:43:47,792 --> 00:43:49,252
The storm has arrived.

879
00:43:49,252 --> 00:43:52,672
Splinter and I are being attacked

880
00:43:52,672 --> 00:43:55,300
by CIA agents

881
00:43:55,300 --> 00:43:58,470
after infiltrating a Zionist cabal.

882
00:43:58,470 --> 00:44:00,930
- The proof...
- [grunting]

883
00:44:00,930 --> 00:44:03,224
the proof is right here.

884
00:44:05,101 --> 00:44:06,770
- Now I'm calling on all--
- [thud]

885
00:44:08,438 --> 00:44:09,439
[Splinter] Firecracker!

886
00:44:09,439 --> 00:44:10,648
No!

887
00:44:10,648 --> 00:44:12,984
You gonna let me
smack your girl like that?

888
00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:15,320
No wonder she put you
in the friend zone, mate.

889
00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:17,155
[yelling]

890
00:44:17,155 --> 00:44:19,366
[rock version of "Hava Nagila" playing]

891
00:44:23,578 --> 00:44:24,954
Ah!

892
00:44:35,173 --> 00:44:36,633
[groans softly]

893
00:44:40,470 --> 00:44:42,263
[Butcher] M!

894
00:44:42,263 --> 00:44:43,973
Get the boys out of here!

895
00:44:47,185 --> 00:44:48,645
Fuck.

896
00:44:48,645 --> 00:44:50,313
♪ ♪

897
00:44:59,155 --> 00:45:00,156
[yells]

898
00:45:09,499 --> 00:45:11,334
[gagging]

899
00:45:14,129 --> 00:45:15,463
[gurgles]

900
00:45:23,596 --> 00:45:26,349
No. No, no, no! Not Prime!

901
00:45:26,349 --> 00:45:27,600
No!

902
00:45:30,603 --> 00:45:31,729
We loved you.

903
00:45:33,523 --> 00:45:35,483
From your first Holocaust hoax video.

904
00:45:36,985 --> 00:45:37,986
You know, you--

905
00:45:46,453 --> 00:45:47,537
[grunts]

906
00:45:58,339 --> 00:46:00,258
[door opens]

907
00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:02,385
[door closes]

908
00:46:16,065 --> 00:46:18,026
[Ryan crying]

909
00:46:18,026 --> 00:46:19,944
[Homelander groans]

910
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:25,408
Who wants a creamy, delicious milkshake?

911
00:46:25,408 --> 00:46:27,368
- [sniffles]
- Hmm?

912
00:46:28,912 --> 00:46:30,955
Oh, Ryan...

913
00:46:33,958 --> 00:46:35,877
[sighs]

914
00:46:35,877 --> 00:46:37,962
[clicks tongue]

915
00:46:37,962 --> 00:46:39,714
Okay, come on.

916
00:46:41,007 --> 00:46:46,179
Come on. It's okay.

917
00:46:46,179 --> 00:46:48,389
Don't worry.

918
00:46:48,389 --> 00:46:49,766
Okay? Don't worry.

919
00:46:49,766 --> 00:46:52,894
You'll get plenty of solo saves,
I promise.

920
00:46:54,103 --> 00:46:55,939
But I really do think that my being there

921
00:46:55,939 --> 00:46:57,440
is good for your numbers.

922
00:47:00,777 --> 00:47:02,028
What?

923
00:47:02,028 --> 00:47:03,863
- Yeah.
- No.

924
00:47:03,863 --> 00:47:05,323
Yes.

925
00:47:05,323 --> 00:47:07,492
- No, no...
- Yes.

926
00:47:08,952 --> 00:47:10,328
I killed Koy.

927
00:47:14,165 --> 00:47:16,251
That's what you're upset about?

928
00:47:17,377 --> 00:47:18,461
Koy?

929
00:47:20,672 --> 00:47:22,507
[sighs]

930
00:47:24,384 --> 00:47:26,010
Hmm. Okay.

931
00:47:28,888 --> 00:47:32,267
Accidents happen all the time, okay?

932
00:47:32,267 --> 00:47:34,310
Humans are fragile.

933
00:47:34,310 --> 00:47:36,104
You can't save them all.

934
00:47:36,104 --> 00:47:38,439
But isn't that our job?

935
00:47:38,439 --> 00:47:41,150
Look, Koy died doing what he loved.

936
00:47:41,150 --> 00:47:42,527
Okay?

937
00:47:43,611 --> 00:47:44,821
It'll be better next time.

938
00:47:44,821 --> 00:47:46,614
- No.
- Yes.

939
00:47:46,614 --> 00:47:47,991
No, I'm never doing that again.

940
00:47:47,991 --> 00:47:49,284
Jesus Chr--

941
00:47:49,284 --> 00:47:51,744
How many times do I have to tell you?

942
00:47:51,744 --> 00:47:54,747
They're only human, Ryan.

943
00:47:54,747 --> 00:47:56,541
Toys.

944
00:47:58,793 --> 00:48:00,211
[sighs]

945
00:48:03,506 --> 00:48:05,091
You can't go around feeling bad

946
00:48:05,091 --> 00:48:07,385
about what you are
'cause a few things break.

947
00:48:07,385 --> 00:48:09,554
Who cares?

948
00:48:09,554 --> 00:48:11,848
You are destined for so much more.

949
00:48:11,848 --> 00:48:15,643
You understand? You're chosen, young man.

950
00:48:15,643 --> 00:48:18,104
Sooner or later,

951
00:48:18,104 --> 00:48:19,731
you got to accept it.

952
00:48:34,329 --> 00:48:39,334
[crowd cheering]

953
00:48:40,960 --> 00:48:43,379
[crowd chanting] Not guilty!
Not guilty! Not guilty!

954
00:48:43,379 --> 00:48:47,342
Not guilty! Not guilty!
Not guilty! Not guilty!

955
00:48:47,342 --> 00:48:52,513
Not guilty! Not guilty!
Not guilty! Not guilty!

956
00:48:53,931 --> 00:48:55,558
Are you sure about this?

957
00:48:58,561 --> 00:49:03,566
I'm gonna let a shitbag like A-Train
step up, but I won't?

958
00:49:08,279 --> 00:49:09,906
I got this.

959
00:49:09,906 --> 00:49:11,699
- [crowd cheering]
- [fan] We love you, Starlight!

960
00:49:13,660 --> 00:49:16,412
[crowd clamoring, whooping]

961
00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:21,000
[crowd chanting] Starlight! Starlight!

962
00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:23,836
Starlight! Starlight! Starlight!

963
00:49:23,836 --> 00:49:26,673
Starlight! Starlight!
Starlight! Starlight!

964
00:49:26,673 --> 00:49:30,009
Starlight! Starlight! Starlight!
Starlight! Starlight! Starlight!

965
00:49:30,009 --> 00:49:32,053
[sighs]

966
00:49:40,561 --> 00:49:41,646
[snorts]

967
00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:42,939
[phone vibrating]

968
00:49:52,615 --> 00:49:53,616
[phone clicks]

969
00:49:56,369 --> 00:49:57,578
[sniffs]

970
00:50:07,505 --> 00:50:09,465
[computer chiming]

971
00:50:14,137 --> 00:50:15,888
<i>You look like shit.</i>

972
00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:18,057
Where are you?

973
00:50:18,057 --> 00:50:19,642
<i>Plausible deniability, pumpkin.</i>

974
00:50:19,642 --> 00:50:23,604
<i>Let's just say
I'm a Contessa from Luxembourg</i>

975
00:50:23,604 --> 00:50:25,773
<i>on permanent holiday.</i>

976
00:50:25,773 --> 00:50:28,860
Cherie... you, uh,

977
00:50:28,860 --> 00:50:31,070
you remember Colin Hauser?

978
00:50:32,405 --> 00:50:34,198
<i>- The judge's son?</i>
- I saw him

979
00:50:34,198 --> 00:50:36,576
at, uh...

980
00:50:36,576 --> 00:50:38,035
Narcotics Anonymous.

981
00:50:39,370 --> 00:50:41,122
<i>Did he recognize you?</i>

982
00:50:42,665 --> 00:50:44,417
We started talking.

983
00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:46,085
He was having a hard time,

984
00:50:46,085 --> 00:50:48,838
so I helped him get a job
at Starlight's House and--

985
00:50:48,838 --> 00:50:49,922
<i>You're fucking him, right?</i>

986
00:50:51,257 --> 00:50:52,884
<i>For fuck's sake, Serge,</i>

987
00:50:52,884 --> 00:50:55,261
<i>what is it with you
and taking in strays all the time?</i>

988
00:50:55,261 --> 00:50:56,679
I didn't mean for it to happen.

989
00:50:56,679 --> 00:50:58,681
I was just seeing him day after day,

990
00:50:58,681 --> 00:51:00,475
one thing led to another, and--

991
00:51:00,475 --> 00:51:03,936
<i>So what happens when he finds out
you murdered his family?</i>

992
00:51:05,521 --> 00:51:07,774
[breathes deeply]

993
00:51:10,109 --> 00:51:12,111
[indistinct P.A. announcement]

994
00:51:15,281 --> 00:51:16,949
[door opens]

995
00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:21,370
Your promise isn't worth
the piece of paper it's printed on!

996
00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:24,582
[stammers] I don't understand that.

997
00:51:26,334 --> 00:51:28,586
Just, earlier-- [groans]

998
00:51:28,586 --> 00:51:30,838
Earlier, you said that you-- you said that

999
00:51:30,838 --> 00:51:33,549
you promised to handle Dad,
but you're not handling shit!

1000
00:51:33,549 --> 00:51:34,801
Can you just lower your voice?

1001
00:51:34,801 --> 00:51:36,511
No, no, no.
You don't get to tell me what to do, okay?

1002
00:51:36,511 --> 00:51:38,012
Okay.

1003
00:51:43,643 --> 00:51:45,394
The day you left, it was a Friday.

1004
00:51:45,394 --> 00:51:47,814
You walked me to school,

1005
00:51:47,814 --> 00:51:51,651
and you promised to
buy us tickets to Billy Joel.

1006
00:51:51,651 --> 00:51:54,153
I was vibrating with excitement.

1007
00:51:55,238 --> 00:51:56,697
That was the last I ever saw you.

1008
00:51:57,782 --> 00:52:01,661
I spent a week standing by the front door,

1009
00:52:01,661 --> 00:52:04,121
telling Dad you'd be back,

1010
00:52:04,121 --> 00:52:06,457
because why wouldn't you be?
You promised.

1011
00:52:09,794 --> 00:52:12,129
But your promise didn't mean anything.

1012
00:52:13,214 --> 00:52:17,009
I'm so, so sorry, Hughie.

1013
00:52:17,009 --> 00:52:20,137
This isn't about you and me.

1014
00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:22,557
This is about what's best for your dad.

1015
00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:23,724
You don't know what's best for him.

1016
00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:25,768
You don't know
what's best for either of us.

1017
00:52:25,768 --> 00:52:27,728
From now on, you don't
talk to a doctor without me,

1018
00:52:27,728 --> 00:52:30,398
you don't make any medical decisions
without me signing off.

1019
00:52:31,399 --> 00:52:33,734
And if you don't like it,

1020
00:52:33,734 --> 00:52:36,988
I'll take you to court.
I'll challenge you for power of attorney.

1021
00:52:39,532 --> 00:52:41,659
And get rid of all your
fucking rosemary oil crap.

1022
00:52:41,659 --> 00:52:43,995
Dad would hate it and it smells like shit.

1023
00:52:47,707 --> 00:52:49,709
[quiet, dramatic music playing]

1024
00:53:12,189 --> 00:53:14,692
♪ ♪

1025
00:53:32,043 --> 00:53:33,711
[door closes]

1026
00:53:50,686 --> 00:53:52,521
Thanks.

1027
00:53:52,521 --> 00:53:54,941
What you did back there, you...

1028
00:53:55,942 --> 00:53:57,485
...you saved our asses.

1029
00:54:00,905 --> 00:54:02,782
You should've left me.

1030
00:54:03,908 --> 00:54:05,451
[Butcher coughs]

1031
00:54:13,042 --> 00:54:16,295
To be a good skipper,

1032
00:54:16,295 --> 00:54:18,130
you gotta be a right asshole.

1033
00:54:18,130 --> 00:54:21,133
Ain't no room for compassion.

1034
00:54:21,133 --> 00:54:24,387
The right move to make
was to nab that cunt Sage.

1035
00:54:25,888 --> 00:54:29,058
Instead, you walked the boys into a trap,

1036
00:54:29,058 --> 00:54:31,310
and then risked their lives
to save some twat

1037
00:54:31,310 --> 00:54:33,187
who's gonna be dead in six months.

1038
00:54:34,522 --> 00:54:35,940
We was lucky,

1039
00:54:35,940 --> 00:54:38,317
but next time,

1040
00:54:38,317 --> 00:54:40,444
someone's gonna die.

1041
00:54:43,072 --> 00:54:45,992
I look back at my life,

1042
00:54:45,992 --> 00:54:48,786
and all I see

1043
00:54:48,786 --> 00:54:51,038
are the messes I've made.

1044
00:54:53,207 --> 00:54:55,042
I've fucked it up.

1045
00:54:56,419 --> 00:54:58,337
Every step.

1046
00:55:00,673 --> 00:55:02,591
And I ain't got time to fix it.

1047
00:55:11,350 --> 00:55:12,601
But maybe...

1048
00:55:12,601 --> 00:55:15,396
maybe I can do one thing right

1049
00:55:15,396 --> 00:55:18,315
with the time I got left.

1050
00:55:19,692 --> 00:55:21,819
Get Ryan safe.

1051
00:55:23,779 --> 00:55:25,406
I can't do that alone.

1052
00:55:26,490 --> 00:55:28,534
I can't do it without you.

1053
00:55:31,078 --> 00:55:32,288
Please.

1054
00:55:38,961 --> 00:55:41,213
Too fucking little, Butcher.

1055
00:55:43,215 --> 00:55:45,509
Too fucking late.

1056
00:56:06,781 --> 00:56:09,200
[door opens, closes]

1057
00:56:10,910 --> 00:56:12,912
[rock version of "Hava Nagila" playing]

1058
00:56:40,940 --> 00:56:42,942
♪ ♪

1059
00:57:10,970 --> 00:57:12,972
♪ ♪

1060
00:57:41,000 --> 00:57:43,002
♪ ♪

1061
00:58:11,030 --> 00:58:13,032
♪ ♪

