1 00:00:09,218 --> 00:00:10,761 The answer to all our prayers. 2 00:00:10,761 --> 00:00:12,513 A virus that kills Supes. 3 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:13,806 Somebody's been running tests. 4 00:00:13,806 --> 00:00:15,891 Holy shit. 5 00:00:15,891 --> 00:00:16,934 Let's go. 6 00:00:16,934 --> 00:00:18,602 Sameer, is the virus gone? 7 00:00:18,602 --> 00:00:19,854 That's the only dose. 8 00:00:19,854 --> 00:00:21,731 {\an8}So we inject it into your dead buddy over here, 9 00:00:21,731 --> 00:00:24,150 {\an8}to infect the crazy fucking flying sheep. 10 00:00:24,150 --> 00:00:26,944 - Where's Sameer? We couldn't find Dr. Shah. 11 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:29,363 She knew the difference between right and wrong. 12 00:00:29,363 --> 00:00:30,489 That baby killer! 13 00:00:30,489 --> 00:00:32,199 You set me up 14 00:00:32,199 --> 00:00:33,242 and you fell for it. 15 00:00:33,242 --> 00:00:34,326 What's your next step? 16 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:36,746 The world ripped down, rebuilt in your image. 17 00:00:36,746 --> 00:00:38,247 Jesus fucking Christ, are you serious? 18 00:00:38,247 --> 00:00:39,248 Shh. 19 00:00:39,248 --> 00:00:40,958 We recently found a leak. 20 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:43,002 - I'm still gonna fuck your wife. 21 00:00:45,129 --> 00:00:46,297 There's something wrong with me. 22 00:00:46,297 --> 00:00:47,381 I don't know what to do! 23 00:00:47,381 --> 00:00:49,467 I love you so much. 24 00:00:51,635 --> 00:00:54,138 Some sins deserve eternal damnation. 25 00:00:54,138 --> 00:00:55,848 I have committed murders. 26 00:00:55,848 --> 00:00:57,933 We don't belong with decent people. 27 00:00:57,933 --> 00:01:00,394 We are monsters so other people don't have to be. 28 00:01:00,394 --> 00:01:02,313 You chopped off my fucking leg! 29 00:01:02,313 --> 00:01:03,939 You'll be back to work in no time. 30 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,274 - What work? You're gonna make us 31 00:01:05,274 --> 00:01:07,359 some more of that virus. 32 00:01:13,699 --> 00:01:17,077 Wakey-wakey, eggs and bakey, motherfucker. 33 00:01:20,122 --> 00:01:21,749 Now listen up, son. 34 00:01:22,750 --> 00:01:24,460 We been awfully patient with you... 35 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:28,964 ...but it's time to stop fucking about and get the job done. 36 00:01:31,926 --> 00:01:33,969 Mary's little lamb is starting to stink. 37 00:01:35,054 --> 00:01:37,640 I could just bash your fucking head in, jog your memory. 38 00:01:39,225 --> 00:01:42,728 Or, alternatively... 39 00:01:44,230 --> 00:01:46,398 ...you just give us a list of what you need 40 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,108 to extract the virus. 41 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,570 You cut off my fucking leg, you chain me here... For what? 42 00:01:54,448 --> 00:01:56,325 Listen, mate. I'm the only thing 43 00:01:56,325 --> 00:01:59,787 that's standing between you and a murderball game at the Y. 44 00:02:01,372 --> 00:02:02,998 You don't understand, I can't. 45 00:02:02,998 --> 00:02:05,084 I can't. Vicky, Zoe... I can't. 46 00:02:07,503 --> 00:02:09,839 Could just send you back to them in a fucking bucket, 47 00:02:09,839 --> 00:02:11,715 you don't do whatever the fuck we say. 48 00:02:18,222 --> 00:02:19,223 You all right? 49 00:02:26,272 --> 00:02:27,982 Yeah, right as rain. 50 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:31,610 You got a week. 51 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:34,238 And make it strong enough to top Homelander. 52 00:02:34,238 --> 00:02:36,407 A week? This could take months! 53 00:02:36,407 --> 00:02:37,616 A week. 54 00:02:41,328 --> 00:02:42,788 Don't let him fall asleep this time. 55 00:02:48,502 --> 00:02:51,338 To my right, your left, is the famous Beresford Hotel 56 00:02:51,338 --> 00:02:53,924 out of where Ralph Fiennes's Chris Marshall pursued 57 00:02:53,924 --> 00:02:58,012 JLo's maid Marisa, asking if any part of their love was real. 58 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:02,808 You know, this has got to be a health code violation. 59 00:03:02,808 --> 00:03:04,268 It's what he wanted. 60 00:03:04,268 --> 00:03:05,811 My God, did he love Maid in Manhattan. 61 00:03:05,811 --> 00:03:09,023 Man, that movie sucks. - It's so bad. 62 00:03:09,023 --> 00:03:10,566 - Right? - It's so bad. 63 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:15,779 I just feel like maybe I shouldn't leave, you know? 64 00:03:16,864 --> 00:03:21,076 You know, you can call me anytime, I can come in same day... 65 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:25,915 Yeah, but people back home really need their Voughtality beauty care, right? 66 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,835 Really, I'm... 67 00:03:29,835 --> 00:03:31,879 - I'm fine. - Yeah? 68 00:03:32,880 --> 00:03:34,048 Yeah. 69 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,802 Is she okay? 70 00:03:38,802 --> 00:03:40,679 Kimiko? Our friend Frenchie 71 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:42,765 just turned himself in for a bunch of murders he committed 72 00:03:42,765 --> 00:03:44,475 for this Russian mob boss, 73 00:03:44,475 --> 00:03:48,145 but Kimiko's upset that he didn't talk to her about it first, so... 74 00:03:49,647 --> 00:03:52,191 Who the fuck are your friends? 75 00:03:52,191 --> 00:03:56,070 Abortion is murder! 76 00:03:56,070 --> 00:03:58,322 - Hey, fuck off, asshole! - Hughie, Hughie... 77 00:03:58,322 --> 00:03:59,657 Hey, stop, stop, please, please, please. 78 00:03:59,657 --> 00:04:01,492 Okay, sorry. I'm sorry. 79 00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:03,160 - I'm sorry. - I am so sorry, Daphne, I'm so sorry. 80 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:06,163 - That man is a piece of shit, dear. 81 00:04:06,163 --> 00:04:08,248 Folks, this way. 82 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:10,376 That's not part of the tour. 83 00:04:17,341 --> 00:04:18,509 Patterson. 84 00:04:18,509 --> 00:04:20,761 Villanueva family. Davies. 85 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,138 Line up for the next visitor shuttle. 86 00:04:29,103 --> 00:04:30,896 Inmate's name and DIN? 87 00:04:37,069 --> 00:04:38,445 Inmate refused visitation. 88 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:39,738 Next. 89 00:04:49,331 --> 00:04:50,582 ♪ USA... ♪ 90 00:04:50,582 --> 00:04:53,085 {\an8}Hope y'all are having a blessed day. 91 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:56,922 {\an8}Cameron Coleman has taken a sabbatical, and I'm tickled to announce 92 00:04:56,922 --> 00:04:59,675 {\an8}that I'm filling in as the evening news anchor. 93 00:04:59,675 --> 00:05:03,762 {\an8}So without further ado, our top story... 94 00:05:03,762 --> 00:05:09,184 {\an8}are Jewish space lasers brainwashing you into joining their shuls? 95 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,603 {\an8}Our story tonight begins with Jerry Brown, 96 00:05:11,603 --> 00:05:14,273 {\an8}the Rand Corporation and the Manischewitz kosher-- 97 00:05:18,652 --> 00:05:21,155 ...let your intention connect 98 00:05:21,155 --> 00:05:23,741 with an almost affectionate attention 99 00:05:23,741 --> 00:05:25,784 - toward the breath. 100 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,882 Hey, this is so fucked-- 101 00:05:39,882 --> 00:05:41,508 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. 102 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:44,011 Where are you? - Toronto, so we could talk. 103 00:05:44,011 --> 00:05:47,139 They killed Cameron Coleman because they thought that he was the fucking leak. 104 00:05:47,139 --> 00:05:48,223 Oh, shit. 105 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,975 Listen, I can't do this shit anymore, man. 106 00:05:49,975 --> 00:05:51,727 - I'm done! - All right. 107 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:53,604 No one ever said this would be easy. 108 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:56,023 Think about your brother, your nephews... 109 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,566 They'd be so proud of you, man. 110 00:05:57,566 --> 00:06:00,277 Who cares what my family thinks if I'm already fucking dead? 111 00:06:00,277 --> 00:06:01,904 Calm down. 112 00:06:01,904 --> 00:06:03,947 Now walk me through everything. 113 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:07,534 And let's process this shit together, all right? 114 00:06:07,534 --> 00:06:09,745 This is so fucked! 115 00:06:09,745 --> 00:06:12,081 So before Cameron got beaten to death, 116 00:06:12,081 --> 00:06:15,000 Homelander was seen putting Supes together like a... 117 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,126 An army. 118 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:17,377 Mm-hmm. 119 00:06:17,377 --> 00:06:20,547 And then A-Train saw Tek-Knight talking to Sage. 120 00:06:20,547 --> 00:06:21,548 Looked like they were planning something-- 121 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:23,050 You want to talk to Tek-Knight. 122 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:26,887 Now, he's having a Federalist Society party tonight at his estate. 123 00:06:26,887 --> 00:06:28,972 I cannot believe that this is about 124 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:31,517 to come out of my mouth, but... 125 00:06:32,976 --> 00:06:34,353 ...we could use Butcher. 126 00:06:34,353 --> 00:06:35,604 Have you heard from him? 127 00:06:35,604 --> 00:06:37,481 Motherfucker's MIA. 128 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:38,941 Hey. 129 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,777 Maybe you should sit this out. You know? 130 00:06:41,777 --> 00:06:44,196 You've just been through so much. With your dad... 131 00:06:44,196 --> 00:06:45,989 I'm fine. 132 00:06:45,989 --> 00:06:49,493 Focusing on work is exactly what I need to do right now, okay? 133 00:06:49,493 --> 00:06:51,745 Just trust me. 134 00:06:51,745 --> 00:06:56,500 Okay. So, how are we supposed to sneak into an alt-right cocktail party? 135 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,336 Thought you'd never ask. 136 00:06:59,336 --> 00:07:01,505 Webweaver? 137 00:07:05,592 --> 00:07:06,760 I know you. 138 00:07:07,845 --> 00:07:09,054 Where's the limey? 139 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:13,016 Don't worry about all that. I got your medicine. 140 00:07:14,101 --> 00:07:18,021 Usually Beardy McBritish wants some dirt in exchange, but... 141 00:07:18,021 --> 00:07:19,815 I'm fresh out. 142 00:07:21,483 --> 00:07:26,280 Unless there's another way I can pay? 143 00:07:26,280 --> 00:07:27,739 Wink-wink. 144 00:07:27,739 --> 00:07:31,118 On the house, for being a loyal CI. 145 00:07:37,791 --> 00:07:42,546 Yo. I'm-I'm, I'm pretty fucked up, no cap. 146 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:44,798 Would you mind doing the honors? 147 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:45,841 Fuck you mean? 148 00:07:45,841 --> 00:07:49,011 - Shoot it up my pooper, dawg. - Motherfucker, you done lost your mind. 149 00:07:49,011 --> 00:07:51,096 There's some lube on the table here. 150 00:07:51,096 --> 00:07:52,723 Squeeze bottle, not the pump. 151 00:07:52,723 --> 00:07:55,434 The blue one on the right. With the water base. 152 00:07:55,434 --> 00:07:56,810 No fucking way. 153 00:07:56,810 --> 00:08:00,314 A.G., A.G. 154 00:08:02,733 --> 00:08:05,569 I'll boof that shit later. 155 00:08:05,569 --> 00:08:07,821 ♪ Wild thing, wild thing... ♪ 156 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,531 ♪ She love to do... 157 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:10,782 Fuck. 158 00:08:10,782 --> 00:08:13,702 Oh, yeah, really get it up in there, dawg. 159 00:08:18,081 --> 00:08:19,917 Oh, yo, yo! 160 00:08:19,917 --> 00:08:21,501 - What? - That's my web hole! 161 00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:23,545 Ohh, back up, back it up, back it up. 162 00:08:23,545 --> 00:08:25,464 - Oh. Fuck. 163 00:08:25,464 --> 00:08:28,300 - Oh. Fuck. - Oh. Oh... 164 00:08:29,551 --> 00:08:30,844 All right. 165 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:34,556 Ooh. 166 00:08:42,606 --> 00:08:45,108 Oh. Yo. My bad. 167 00:08:46,985 --> 00:08:48,528 Hey. 168 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:49,863 Uh... 169 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,240 You good? 170 00:08:51,240 --> 00:08:53,867 Want some Purell or...? Okay, yep. Coming in. Coming in. 171 00:08:53,867 --> 00:08:55,285 There you go. 172 00:08:55,285 --> 00:08:56,703 Okay. 173 00:08:57,704 --> 00:08:59,414 Ain't enough Purell in the fucking world. 174 00:08:59,414 --> 00:09:01,792 How, uh... how long's he gonna be out for? 175 00:09:01,792 --> 00:09:05,003 With as much Rohypnol I shot up his ass, at least 48 hours. 176 00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:07,381 Get his pants. 177 00:09:28,986 --> 00:09:30,904 There's the big man! 178 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:34,533 The myth, the legend, the symbol of America. 179 00:09:39,162 --> 00:09:40,664 Please. We're all patriots here. 180 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:41,915 Good evening, sir. How are you? 181 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,001 - This is Ryan, my son. 182 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,340 How's that gavel, Mr. Speaker? 183 00:09:50,340 --> 00:09:54,428 Well, it, uh, might've taken 18 rounds of voting, but we got there, 184 00:09:54,428 --> 00:09:55,679 - didn't we? 185 00:09:55,679 --> 00:09:57,180 You know, sir, it's humbling 186 00:09:57,180 --> 00:09:58,890 to see your commitment to America. 187 00:09:58,890 --> 00:10:00,851 Greatest country on Earth. 188 00:10:00,851 --> 00:10:04,229 - Can't wait to see you inherit The Seven one of these days. 189 00:10:04,229 --> 00:10:05,772 Those are mighty big boots to fill. 190 00:10:05,772 --> 00:10:07,065 Yeah. 191 00:10:07,065 --> 00:10:09,735 Oh, Captain... 192 00:10:09,735 --> 00:10:12,070 my captain. 193 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:14,406 It is such an honor to have you here. 194 00:10:14,406 --> 00:10:17,409 I mean, the two top heroes together. 195 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:20,537 Can't you just smell the team-up? 196 00:10:20,537 --> 00:10:25,292 You know, Sage and I might need you for the moment, 197 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:27,127 but let's get one thing straight-- 198 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,837 there is no team-up. 199 00:10:28,837 --> 00:10:30,589 We're not equals. 200 00:10:30,589 --> 00:10:32,341 You're pathetic. 201 00:10:33,425 --> 00:10:35,469 You can't even fly, for God's sakes. 202 00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,596 Come on, buddy. 203 00:10:39,348 --> 00:10:42,267 Ah! Oh, what a cutup. 204 00:10:48,482 --> 00:10:49,816 What part of 205 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:53,528 "you're an idiot child not welcome at the adult table" do you not understand? 206 00:10:53,528 --> 00:10:55,781 Oh, I thought you knew everything. 207 00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:57,657 Tek Knight invited me. 208 00:10:57,657 --> 00:10:59,743 We go way back. 209 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:03,789 It's so good to see you here. 210 00:11:03,789 --> 00:11:07,000 ...and The Whole Truth got picked up for another season on Vought+. 211 00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,627 It's a hit. 212 00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:10,670 Must be, if you got all this. 213 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,922 No, you-- 214 00:11:11,922 --> 00:11:13,840 you don't get this from entertainment money. 215 00:11:13,840 --> 00:11:15,217 This is real money. 216 00:11:15,217 --> 00:11:16,635 Eleven generations' money. 217 00:11:16,635 --> 00:11:17,636 Oh. 218 00:11:17,636 --> 00:11:20,138 The Vernon family started out as slave catchers. 219 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:25,143 Now we own more private prisons than any other company in the U.S. of A. 220 00:11:25,143 --> 00:11:27,979 And you sure know how to fill them. 221 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:31,108 From snout to tail, I catch, house, 222 00:11:31,108 --> 00:11:32,901 and rehab criminals, and then I catch them 223 00:11:32,901 --> 00:11:34,694 - all over again. 224 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:38,115 You know, I bet A-Train here would've given my great-great-granddaddy 225 00:11:38,115 --> 00:11:39,366 - a run for his money. Ah? Oh. 226 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,410 But we would've caught you. 227 00:11:41,410 --> 00:11:45,122 Ooh. 228 00:11:45,122 --> 00:11:47,416 I guess we'll never know. 229 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,673 Come on out, kid. 230 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:55,841 You guys are gonna laugh. 231 00:11:55,841 --> 00:11:57,551 No one is gonna laugh. 232 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:11,565 Guys, come on. You-you promised. 233 00:12:12,816 --> 00:12:14,901 Oh, my God. Okay, you know what? 234 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:16,361 Ah! 235 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,487 Fuck you guys. 236 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:23,493 How did a junkie like Webweaver score an invite to this anyway? 237 00:12:23,493 --> 00:12:26,371 Don't know. But A-Train said he's on the list. 238 00:12:26,371 --> 00:12:28,957 God, why does he wear it so tight? 239 00:12:28,957 --> 00:12:31,501 Smells like ass sweat and broken dreams in here. 240 00:12:31,501 --> 00:12:33,920 Good, it'll hide your scent from Tek Knight. 241 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:35,172 You don't want to give him any tells. 242 00:12:35,172 --> 00:12:37,674 Wait. Tek Knight has super smell? 243 00:12:37,674 --> 00:12:41,011 Yeah. Smell, vision, taste, touch. 244 00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:43,346 - He's like Sherlock Holmes on meth. - I don't like this. 245 00:12:43,346 --> 00:12:44,264 He's gonna make Hughie. 246 00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:46,475 How else are we gonna find out what Sage is cooking? 247 00:12:46,475 --> 00:12:48,560 Just got to work fast, kid. 248 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,812 Take these bugs, put 'em all over the party, 249 00:12:50,812 --> 00:12:52,731 and lure Tek Knight back here as soon as you can. 250 00:12:52,731 --> 00:12:54,357 - Okay. - We'll take care of the rest. 251 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:55,775 Oh, God. 252 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:58,862 Okay. Comm check-ins every two minutes. 253 00:12:58,862 --> 00:13:00,739 Just say something, okay? 254 00:13:00,739 --> 00:13:02,032 - Anything. - Yeah. Copy. 255 00:13:02,032 --> 00:13:03,700 In Webweaver's voice, motherfucker. 256 00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,744 Uh... [imitates Webweaver] Copy, dawg. 257 00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,162 Hey... 258 00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:09,664 I'm fine. 259 00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,333 All right? Trust me. 260 00:13:12,918 --> 00:13:14,628 Okay. 261 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:17,756 Ooh, that is... ripe. 262 00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:28,141 Webweaver. 263 00:13:30,060 --> 00:13:32,020 Master Knight's expecting you. 264 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,314 He'll be thrilled. 265 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:37,734 Yeah, uh, so am I, dawg. 266 00:13:47,494 --> 00:13:50,372 Fuck, oh, fuck. The Seven are here. 267 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,960 Just hurry up and plant the bugs, Hughie. 268 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,634 - Oh, shit, I'm so sorry. I... - Jesus fucking-- 269 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:03,718 Madam... 270 00:14:03,718 --> 00:14:06,263 - Vice President-elect. - Oh, shit. 271 00:14:06,263 --> 00:14:07,722 Uh... 272 00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:11,810 Um... 273 00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,689 Webweaver. 274 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,484 That's quite a scent. 275 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:20,735 - Webweaver! 276 00:14:20,735 --> 00:14:22,153 You made it. 277 00:14:22,153 --> 00:14:25,407 Oh, it's so good to meet you in person. Finally. 278 00:14:25,407 --> 00:14:26,658 Feels like I already know you. 279 00:14:26,658 --> 00:14:28,076 Yeah, I know. Me too. 280 00:14:28,076 --> 00:14:30,036 No... cap? 281 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,248 Really, I'm honored that you would even consider the sidekick gig. 282 00:14:33,248 --> 00:14:36,835 I know it's a big change, but if tonight goes well... 283 00:14:37,919 --> 00:14:39,045 - ...it's yours. - Oh. 284 00:14:39,045 --> 00:14:40,922 Uh, w-well, great. 285 00:14:40,922 --> 00:14:44,509 - Mm-hmm. - Um, that's... great. 286 00:14:44,509 --> 00:14:46,761 Well, you know, I've never been to an estate before. 287 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,430 - Mm. - Um, do you guys have stables? 288 00:14:50,223 --> 00:14:52,934 Let's get the tour started inside. 289 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,228 - Okay? Come on. Okay. Got it. 290 00:14:56,521 --> 00:14:58,231 What happened to you? 291 00:14:58,231 --> 00:15:00,442 You look like you got ass-fucked by the business end of a hammer. 292 00:15:00,442 --> 00:15:02,694 Well, maybe I don't want to be at this CPAC nightmare 293 00:15:02,694 --> 00:15:04,362 any more than they want me here. 294 00:15:04,362 --> 00:15:06,489 There's gonna be a little sidebar later on. 295 00:15:06,489 --> 00:15:08,450 One percent of the one percent. 296 00:15:08,450 --> 00:15:12,037 Sage here is going to lube them up with cognac and Montecristos, 297 00:15:12,037 --> 00:15:15,165 and then convince them to commit a little high treason. 298 00:15:15,165 --> 00:15:16,374 I'm sorry, what the fuck? 299 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:18,418 Why would I expose myself like that? 300 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,670 Because in this room is 38% of the U.S. GDP. 301 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:24,591 And if we have a shot in hell of pulling off the 25th Amendment, we need them. 302 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:26,718 Do you want to be el jefe or not? 303 00:15:29,763 --> 00:15:32,349 Good. Now, you're the virgin at prom. 304 00:15:32,349 --> 00:15:34,100 Go get finger-popped. 305 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,479 Oh, hey. 306 00:15:38,521 --> 00:15:40,148 You hear about Stan Edgar? 307 00:15:41,191 --> 00:15:42,567 Well, what about him? 308 00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:45,445 Well, apparently, he got released from prison. 309 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:52,327 Hmm. Details are fairly sketchy as to why. 310 00:15:52,327 --> 00:15:56,164 How. But, yeah, he got out. 311 00:15:56,164 --> 00:15:58,291 Hasn't been seen since. 312 00:15:58,291 --> 00:15:59,793 Well, he's nothing if not slippery. 313 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,003 I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner. 314 00:16:03,838 --> 00:16:06,007 He can't hurt us. 315 00:16:06,007 --> 00:16:08,134 Mm-hmm. 316 00:16:19,187 --> 00:16:21,690 That's why I went to the Safdies to direct. 317 00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:23,316 Okay, Hughie, check in. 318 00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,444 - No more PG-13 bullshit. - Oh, wow, I love these, uh, these orchid prints 319 00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,780 in your... stairway. 320 00:16:30,615 --> 00:16:32,826 Oh, wow. 321 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:36,996 I love your study. So many books. 322 00:16:36,996 --> 00:16:40,375 Got the original Beecher Stowe Uncle Tom's Cabin. 323 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:41,501 - Cool. - Mm-hmm. 324 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:43,086 Cool, cool. 325 00:16:43,086 --> 00:16:46,923 Now, look, uh, I don't do this for just anybody, but, uh... 326 00:16:46,923 --> 00:16:48,216 you want to see the Tek Cave? 327 00:16:48,216 --> 00:16:49,718 The Tek Ca-- Uh... 328 00:16:49,718 --> 00:16:52,679 S-Sure, I mean, uh, fuck yeah, dawg. 329 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:59,644 Oh, it's one of those pull-the-book, hidden-elevator-thingies. 330 00:16:59,644 --> 00:17:01,354 Like in my movies. 331 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:03,398 Like in your movies. - Shit. 332 00:17:03,398 --> 00:17:04,983 Huh. 333 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:14,617 Hughie. 334 00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,627 Oh, my God. 335 00:17:24,627 --> 00:17:25,754 Uh... 336 00:17:25,754 --> 00:17:28,298 Oh, wow. 337 00:17:31,259 --> 00:17:35,972 This is the Tek Cave. Cool, cool. 338 00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,224 Ah, you've met Elijah. 339 00:17:38,224 --> 00:17:40,685 Raised me since I lost my parents. 340 00:17:40,685 --> 00:17:43,354 He's like a dad to me. 341 00:17:43,354 --> 00:17:44,856 Isn't that right, Elijah? 342 00:17:44,856 --> 00:17:47,442 That's correct, Master Knight. 343 00:17:49,110 --> 00:17:52,989 There's nothing greater than a father's guiding hand. 344 00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:54,491 You know? 345 00:17:54,491 --> 00:17:56,743 That's for sure. 346 00:17:56,743 --> 00:18:00,914 Jesus. You didn't get all the santorum off the gibbet cage! 347 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:02,248 It'll be taken care of, sir. 348 00:18:02,248 --> 00:18:04,793 - Most certainly. 349 00:18:04,793 --> 00:18:07,128 - We got to pull him out. 350 00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:09,798 No, no, no. Look, j-just hold on. 351 00:18:11,174 --> 00:18:12,884 - Uh... 352 00:18:17,138 --> 00:18:18,473 Who is that? 353 00:18:18,473 --> 00:18:19,933 That's my last sidekick. 354 00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:23,520 I don't like liars. 355 00:18:23,520 --> 00:18:27,106 The whole culture down here is based on trust. 356 00:18:27,106 --> 00:18:28,650 Huh. 357 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:34,030 Are you agitated? 358 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,865 No, I'm fine. 359 00:18:35,865 --> 00:18:37,242 I get it. 360 00:18:37,242 --> 00:18:39,327 This is all a little vanilla for you. 361 00:18:39,327 --> 00:18:41,996 But... don't worry. 362 00:18:42,997 --> 00:18:45,583 Tonight, we're really gonna push ourselves... 363 00:18:45,583 --> 00:18:48,461 ...to your level. 364 00:19:01,933 --> 00:19:03,518 Hey. Dude. 365 00:19:03,518 --> 00:19:05,728 Are you fucking nuts? 366 00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:07,272 Put your mask back on. 367 00:19:07,272 --> 00:19:09,732 G-Get out of his chair. What are you doing? 368 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,901 You know what's funny? I hate sake. 369 00:19:11,901 --> 00:19:14,529 But I'm supposed to follow some stupid Black ninja bullshit, 370 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,239 which makes no goddamn sense, by the way. 371 00:19:16,239 --> 00:19:17,991 You ever meet a Black ninja? 372 00:19:17,991 --> 00:19:19,367 Lower your voice. 373 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:20,702 There's nobody here. 374 00:19:20,702 --> 00:19:23,371 They left us like babies so they could go do important stuff. 375 00:19:23,371 --> 00:19:24,956 - We don't matter. - Hey. 376 00:19:24,956 --> 00:19:28,126 Speak for yourself. I'm doing a ton of important shit. 377 00:19:28,126 --> 00:19:29,627 Yeah? Like what? 378 00:19:29,627 --> 00:19:32,505 Need-to-know, bro. Need-to-fucking-know. 379 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,799 Fuck it. I'm done with all this shit. 380 00:19:34,799 --> 00:19:36,092 You're quitting? 381 00:19:36,092 --> 00:19:38,636 What are you gonna do? Seven's the biggest gig there is. 382 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,388 Look, I don't understand Noir, okay? 383 00:19:40,388 --> 00:19:41,639 You know there was nothing in his closet 384 00:19:41,639 --> 00:19:45,268 but literally like seven file boxes of shitty Buster Beaver drawings? 385 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:46,644 Why'd he have that? 386 00:19:46,644 --> 00:19:47,770 Who the fuck knows or cares? 387 00:19:48,771 --> 00:19:51,816 I'm going to Missouri tomorrow. 388 00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:55,361 I booked Cirque de Vought's new show, VIVANT! Music of the Bee Gees. 389 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,196 Three nights a week in Branson. 390 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,823 They're gonna let me fly. 391 00:19:58,823 --> 00:20:00,491 I can fly, did you know that? 392 00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:04,078 Yeah, dude, we all know that. Look, why didn't you just come to me? 393 00:20:05,038 --> 00:20:06,039 About what? 394 00:20:06,039 --> 00:20:08,291 Seriously? Dude. 395 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:12,337 Man, me and the old Noir? 396 00:20:12,337 --> 00:20:16,299 We were like great bros, like real bros. 397 00:20:16,299 --> 00:20:18,259 Give me this. 398 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:26,851 Few years ago, Noir cleared out an entire Indonesian fishing village. 399 00:20:26,851 --> 00:20:29,729 Vought Fresh Farms was expanding their palm oil plantation, 400 00:20:29,729 --> 00:20:31,773 but the locals were bitching 'cause they needed the river 401 00:20:31,773 --> 00:20:34,651 to survive or whatever the fuck. 402 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,528 Noir "cancelled" two dozen of 'em. 403 00:20:37,528 --> 00:20:39,572 Came back with a raging hard-on for a week. 404 00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:43,409 No, dude, see, what you're not getting 405 00:20:43,409 --> 00:20:47,580 is how horny killing made the old Noir. 406 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,915 That was his whole thing. 407 00:20:48,915 --> 00:20:51,250 But I don't really like violence. 408 00:20:55,713 --> 00:20:59,008 Look, I know this is hard to imagine, but... 409 00:20:59,008 --> 00:21:00,468 some people laugh at me. 410 00:21:00,468 --> 00:21:02,011 It's crazy, right? 411 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:03,221 Yeah. 412 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:06,307 But you know what I realized? 413 00:21:06,307 --> 00:21:08,893 When I crush someone's nose into the back of their skull 414 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:12,188 or beat 'em so bad that they'll never walk again? 415 00:21:12,188 --> 00:21:15,108 They're not laughing anymore. 416 00:21:15,108 --> 00:21:17,610 They show respect. 417 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:22,031 Violence is power. 418 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,995 I'm starting to get why it gave Noir so much chub. 419 00:21:31,165 --> 00:21:34,252 Let your intention connect. Oh, something is wrong. 420 00:21:34,252 --> 00:21:36,879 Something is really, really wrong. 421 00:21:36,879 --> 00:21:38,673 We should've never sent him in there. 422 00:21:38,673 --> 00:21:40,591 Everything that's been going on with his dad, I mean... 423 00:21:40,591 --> 00:21:42,385 Fuck! 424 00:21:42,385 --> 00:21:45,096 - M.M.! - Annie, I hear you. 425 00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:47,306 But what if we go in there and we blow that man's cover? 426 00:21:47,306 --> 00:21:49,392 Homelander is in there. 427 00:21:49,392 --> 00:21:51,894 Sage, Firecracker, Neuman. 428 00:21:53,521 --> 00:21:54,772 I'm going in. 429 00:21:55,773 --> 00:21:57,650 Kimiko? 430 00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:07,285 I'm going to move clarity forward through mindfulness. 431 00:22:11,622 --> 00:22:14,500 And a gang of halothane to go with it. 432 00:22:29,265 --> 00:22:31,851 Are you all right? 433 00:22:33,644 --> 00:22:35,563 I'm fine. 434 00:22:38,066 --> 00:22:40,693 How you chopped off an innocent man's leg... 435 00:22:41,986 --> 00:22:43,362 ...does that sound fine to you? 436 00:22:44,405 --> 00:22:46,324 It's the only way... 437 00:22:46,324 --> 00:22:49,327 I'm gonna get a proper crack at Homelander. 438 00:22:50,411 --> 00:22:51,788 Have you talked to Ryan? 439 00:22:52,955 --> 00:22:55,249 Are you even trying to get him out anymore? 440 00:22:55,249 --> 00:22:59,462 Or is... this just the same old bloodlust all over again? 441 00:22:59,462 --> 00:23:02,215 Jesus Christ, you're doing me fucking head in. 442 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,093 I'm trying to save the bleedin' world here. 443 00:23:05,093 --> 00:23:06,886 Claret's gonna get spilt. 444 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:12,934 I can't do... 445 00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:15,937 what needs to be done and keep you happy. 446 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:19,816 Billy, come on. 447 00:23:19,816 --> 00:23:22,068 I mean, "saving the world"? Really? 448 00:23:23,528 --> 00:23:26,405 You're gonna kill one Homelander... 449 00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:29,033 ...just to end up with another. 450 00:24:11,367 --> 00:24:13,077 All right, split up, 451 00:24:13,077 --> 00:24:15,288 stay connected, stay the fuck out of sight. 452 00:24:17,874 --> 00:24:21,502 Actually, we know if the rape is legitimate. 453 00:24:21,502 --> 00:24:25,047 The woman's body has a way to reject that pregnancy. 454 00:24:25,047 --> 00:24:29,719 A nationwide ban on abortion is just good policy. 455 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:36,934 Huh. 456 00:24:40,771 --> 00:24:43,107 Tequila shots. Reposado. Keep 'em coming. 457 00:24:48,696 --> 00:24:50,656 I just had abortion mansplained to me by a guy 458 00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:53,451 who refuses to be alone with any woman who isn't his wife... 459 00:24:54,785 --> 00:24:55,786 ...or mistress. 460 00:24:57,872 --> 00:25:00,249 I don't know. I mean, cozying up to these people, 461 00:25:00,249 --> 00:25:02,960 you're fucking asking me to do the impossible here. 462 00:25:10,801 --> 00:25:15,181 When I was 11, my grandma was diagnosed 463 00:25:15,181 --> 00:25:18,684 with Stage 3 chronic lymphocytic leukemia. 464 00:25:19,644 --> 00:25:20,895 God... 465 00:25:20,895 --> 00:25:24,523 She had the biggest laugh, but she got so small so fast. 466 00:25:24,523 --> 00:25:26,108 She was bed-ridden. 467 00:25:26,108 --> 00:25:29,237 The doctors didn't care about saving some old ex-Black Panther 468 00:25:29,237 --> 00:25:31,656 and they told my parents there was nothing to be done. 469 00:25:31,656 --> 00:25:35,952 I stayed up the next three nights and discovered a cure. 470 00:25:37,245 --> 00:25:41,457 Presented my research to those satisfied fat crackers, 471 00:25:41,457 --> 00:25:45,253 they patted me on the head, said I was adorable and laughed at me. 472 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:48,339 Grandma died screaming in pain. 473 00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:57,056 I could cure cancer, reverse global warming, 474 00:25:57,056 --> 00:25:59,100 but what's the point? 475 00:26:00,184 --> 00:26:02,186 Humans are animals. 476 00:26:02,186 --> 00:26:05,523 And the lines at Voughtland are too long as it is. 477 00:26:09,110 --> 00:26:11,570 Why are you telling me this? 478 00:26:11,570 --> 00:26:14,282 Because you remember what it's like, 479 00:26:14,282 --> 00:26:18,369 being a little girl who no one fucking listens to. 480 00:26:20,746 --> 00:26:23,708 And because fuck them all. 481 00:26:26,502 --> 00:26:30,047 The only way women like us have ever gotten what we deserved... 482 00:26:32,591 --> 00:26:36,887 ...one hand in their pockets while the other slits their fucking throats. 483 00:26:39,515 --> 00:26:41,892 Now... 484 00:26:43,227 --> 00:26:44,979 You in or out? 485 00:26:54,488 --> 00:26:56,407 Mm. Oh. 486 00:27:11,464 --> 00:27:12,798 It's a great party, huh? 487 00:27:12,798 --> 00:27:15,092 Y'all see all the free shrimp they got? 488 00:27:16,135 --> 00:27:18,679 Firecracker, it's kind of a private conversation. 489 00:27:18,679 --> 00:27:21,932 But I'm sure the bar has some SunnyD and Everclear. 490 00:27:33,861 --> 00:27:35,279 Where is our host? 491 00:27:35,279 --> 00:27:38,699 Mm. I have not seen him in a while. 492 00:27:38,699 --> 00:27:40,117 - ♪ Happy ♪ 493 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:41,369 ♪ Just one more year... 494 00:27:41,369 --> 00:27:43,287 Master Knight. 495 00:27:43,287 --> 00:27:46,540 It's your favorite. German chocolate. 496 00:27:46,540 --> 00:27:48,751 For the texture against the bare cheeks, right? 497 00:28:03,808 --> 00:28:07,103 - Okay. Go. - Okay. Uh... 498 00:28:07,103 --> 00:28:08,896 Okay. 499 00:28:08,896 --> 00:28:10,564 Sit. 500 00:28:17,530 --> 00:28:18,864 Mm-hmm. 501 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:27,289 Yeah. 502 00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:29,291 Like this? 503 00:28:30,584 --> 00:28:31,961 Yeah. 504 00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:33,295 Moosh it. 505 00:28:33,295 --> 00:28:35,840 Now... 506 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,675 fart. 507 00:28:41,137 --> 00:28:42,721 Oh, that's-- That's okay, I don't really-- 508 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:45,391 I don't really have to, dawg. 509 00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:47,184 ♪ About buying some land ♪ 510 00:28:47,184 --> 00:28:49,562 ♪ He's gonna give up the booze and the one-night stands... 511 00:28:49,562 --> 00:28:52,314 Yeah, I mean, I'm fine, though. 512 00:28:52,314 --> 00:28:53,649 This is fine. 513 00:29:01,907 --> 00:29:05,327 Oh, that's fucking hot. 514 00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:07,121 ♪ Oh, you're never gonna stop moving... 515 00:29:07,121 --> 00:29:09,415 Ugh. You started without me? 516 00:29:09,415 --> 00:29:10,958 No, no, no, no. 517 00:29:10,958 --> 00:29:14,170 You are just in time. 518 00:29:17,631 --> 00:29:19,842 I left a present for you in the changing room. 519 00:29:19,842 --> 00:29:23,262 - Mm. - And no, it's not scat. 520 00:29:23,262 --> 00:29:25,973 - This time. 521 00:29:25,973 --> 00:29:28,058 ♪ You're goin' ♪ 522 00:29:28,058 --> 00:29:29,727 ♪ You're goin' home ♪ 523 00:29:29,727 --> 00:29:30,978 Webweaver, 524 00:29:30,978 --> 00:29:32,605 clean up. 525 00:29:33,606 --> 00:29:35,774 We are just getting started. 526 00:29:42,698 --> 00:29:44,700 Oh, man. 527 00:29:54,960 --> 00:29:56,086 Oh, goddamn. 528 00:29:56,086 --> 00:29:58,923 You really do look like warmed-up shit. 529 00:29:58,923 --> 00:30:00,883 Oh, go fuck yourself. 530 00:30:00,883 --> 00:30:03,260 Already did. Twice today. 531 00:30:04,553 --> 00:30:06,222 Look at how my hand cramped up. 532 00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:13,020 You know, we got to give Sameer credit. 533 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:15,189 Little fucker's a tough nut. 534 00:30:16,232 --> 00:30:18,651 He'll crack. 535 00:30:18,651 --> 00:30:20,444 Ain't got no choice. 536 00:30:20,444 --> 00:30:21,987 None of us do. 537 00:30:23,072 --> 00:30:24,990 What's that supposed to mean? 538 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:39,463 Man, you want to know what was harder for me than going off on that last tour? 539 00:30:41,382 --> 00:30:43,968 Coming home. 540 00:30:43,968 --> 00:30:46,095 Applebee's with Tanya. 541 00:30:46,095 --> 00:30:47,805 Helping Joe Jr. with his trig. 542 00:30:47,805 --> 00:30:50,724 Fucking towel shopping. 543 00:30:52,685 --> 00:30:56,105 Everywhere I looked, I saw the faces, 544 00:30:56,105 --> 00:31:01,652 the ruined faces of those men that you and me tortured and killed. 545 00:31:01,652 --> 00:31:04,321 But see, I just-- I couldn't square up 546 00:31:04,321 --> 00:31:08,284 who I was at home with the shit that I'd done. 547 00:31:08,284 --> 00:31:11,120 And then, one night, over... 548 00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:15,332 boneless fucking buffalo chicken wings, 549 00:31:15,332 --> 00:31:16,750 it came to me. 550 00:31:16,750 --> 00:31:18,502 Crystal. 551 00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:21,338 That guy that was taking out the trash 552 00:31:21,338 --> 00:31:25,175 and watching SportsCenter, that wasn't me. 553 00:31:25,175 --> 00:31:27,094 The real me? 554 00:31:29,138 --> 00:31:32,141 The real me likes to hear them scream. 555 00:31:35,978 --> 00:31:38,522 So, now, tell me, Billy... 556 00:31:38,522 --> 00:31:40,608 who's the real you? 557 00:31:45,112 --> 00:31:48,032 ♪ Sailing takes me away... 558 00:31:48,032 --> 00:31:50,034 Should we get back to the party? 559 00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:51,744 Oh, this is the party, baby. 560 00:31:51,744 --> 00:31:55,664 When that shit upstairs is over, the real movers will come down here. 561 00:31:55,664 --> 00:31:57,291 They'll want to play with you, too. 562 00:31:57,291 --> 00:31:58,792 ♪ Just a dream and the wind... 563 00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:04,715 ♪ Soon I will be free... 564 00:32:06,467 --> 00:32:09,887 I'm gonna sit my swollen clit on your stupid masked face 565 00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:11,889 and piss like a skunk, 566 00:32:11,889 --> 00:32:14,767 - and I just had asparagus. 567 00:32:14,767 --> 00:32:16,226 You want that. 568 00:32:16,226 --> 00:32:17,436 Yes? 569 00:32:17,436 --> 00:32:18,979 - Yes. 570 00:32:18,979 --> 00:32:21,815 I said, you want that, Pain Slut. 571 00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:24,610 Yes! Yes, Mistress-- 572 00:32:27,154 --> 00:32:29,281 I'm gonna bite your dick off and cook it. 573 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:31,367 I am 100% a cannibal. 574 00:32:31,367 --> 00:32:34,036 Stop! No more. Uncle. 575 00:32:34,036 --> 00:32:35,496 ♪ Sailing... 576 00:32:35,496 --> 00:32:38,415 If Webweaver wants you to stop, he'll use his safe word. 577 00:32:38,415 --> 00:32:40,834 ♪ To where I've always heard it could be... 578 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:47,883 I'm gonna feel your pink asshole 579 00:32:47,883 --> 00:32:50,761 around my wrist until you shit. 580 00:32:50,761 --> 00:32:53,305 Spiderweb! - What? 581 00:32:53,305 --> 00:32:54,765 Oh, sorry, sorry. 582 00:32:54,765 --> 00:32:56,892 I just like to shout stuff out while I'm being tickled. 583 00:32:56,892 --> 00:32:59,019 I'm so fucking turned on right now. 584 00:33:00,229 --> 00:33:02,398 - Yes. 585 00:33:03,565 --> 00:33:06,276 Yeah. 586 00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:08,112 Oh, it's getting pretty swampy down there. 587 00:33:08,112 --> 00:33:09,154 Tarantula! 588 00:33:31,468 --> 00:33:32,970 The fuck? 589 00:33:32,970 --> 00:33:34,680 I'm not here for you-- 590 00:33:34,680 --> 00:33:37,808 Oh, I don't give two shits what you're here for. 591 00:33:37,808 --> 00:33:40,936 Oh, I should call Homelander right now to come and laser your tits off. 592 00:33:41,812 --> 00:33:42,855 Fuck. 593 00:33:45,399 --> 00:33:48,318 Why don't you come over here and try and sucker punch me now, bitch? 594 00:33:48,318 --> 00:33:49,778 Look, you were right. 595 00:33:49,778 --> 00:33:54,324 No, don't go trying to apologize to me. 596 00:33:54,324 --> 00:33:57,244 I'm about to change your fucking life. 597 00:33:57,244 --> 00:34:00,247 I'm sorry for what I did to you when we were kids-- 598 00:34:00,247 --> 00:34:01,790 Let me guess, that was Starlight, right? 599 00:34:01,790 --> 00:34:04,460 - And that's not you anymore? - No. No. 600 00:34:04,460 --> 00:34:07,379 I tried to run away from Starlight, tried to leave her behind, 601 00:34:07,379 --> 00:34:11,258 like she was a different person, but she's me. 602 00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:12,885 She's all me, and I said 603 00:34:12,885 --> 00:34:16,180 those fucking awful, awful things to you. 604 00:34:16,180 --> 00:34:19,266 And if I'm being honest, to other girls too, and I... 605 00:34:19,266 --> 00:34:22,478 Look, it doesn't forgive you for being a cunt for what you did. 606 00:34:23,562 --> 00:34:25,606 But for my end of things... 607 00:34:27,858 --> 00:34:29,860 ...I'm sorry. 608 00:34:32,863 --> 00:34:35,657 I am. I am so sorry. 609 00:34:37,034 --> 00:34:40,871 You fucking whore. 610 00:34:48,128 --> 00:34:49,963 Oh, John Henry! 611 00:34:52,382 --> 00:34:53,967 ♪ Anything that you desire... 612 00:34:57,179 --> 00:35:01,767 ♪ You're the one who can put out the fire... 613 00:35:01,767 --> 00:35:03,602 Mmm. 614 00:35:03,602 --> 00:35:04,978 ♪ When you cast your spell... 615 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:07,272 God, you still got it, mommy. 616 00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:09,358 You still got it. 617 00:35:10,734 --> 00:35:12,736 Why don't you go get changed, huh? 618 00:35:12,736 --> 00:35:16,490 Head back upstairs, replenish your fluids? 619 00:35:17,825 --> 00:35:19,701 I'll be there in a minute. 620 00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:21,495 Yes. 621 00:35:24,623 --> 00:35:26,834 Oh, thank you so much. 622 00:35:26,834 --> 00:35:28,919 I'm fine. Everything's fine. 623 00:35:36,510 --> 00:35:38,345 You having a good time? 624 00:35:39,429 --> 00:35:41,265 Oh, yeah. 625 00:35:41,265 --> 00:35:44,184 - Yeah? - Yeah. Just so much dried cum. 626 00:35:44,184 --> 00:35:46,186 You just, uh, 627 00:35:46,186 --> 00:35:49,690 you tap my undies, they'll shatter like peanut brittle, man. 628 00:35:51,859 --> 00:35:54,695 Hey, so, did I get the gig? 629 00:35:54,695 --> 00:35:57,781 ♪ With a word, you dry my tears... 630 00:35:57,781 --> 00:35:59,449 Damn it. 631 00:35:59,449 --> 00:36:02,286 Just one last thing. 632 00:36:02,286 --> 00:36:05,289 What's your safe word? 633 00:36:05,289 --> 00:36:07,541 Uh... 634 00:36:07,541 --> 00:36:09,918 Uh, you know, uh, I'm actually, I'm probably gonna save that 635 00:36:09,918 --> 00:36:13,505 for something I-I really can't handle, but yeah, I'm good. 636 00:36:15,090 --> 00:36:16,216 You're trembling. 637 00:36:16,216 --> 00:36:19,469 Mm-mm. - Your body's riddled by horripilation. 638 00:36:20,721 --> 00:36:22,431 Come on. 639 00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:26,310 It's the thing that you love the most. 640 00:36:30,772 --> 00:36:32,441 Say it. 641 00:36:39,031 --> 00:36:40,490 Lube? 642 00:36:45,787 --> 00:36:49,291 I know you. You're Hughie Campbell. 643 00:36:50,375 --> 00:36:53,295 - Fuck! - This is actually great news. 644 00:36:53,295 --> 00:36:58,467 Not only am I gonna get points for catching you, 645 00:36:58,467 --> 00:37:02,137 but before I let the big guy know that you're down here... 646 00:37:02,137 --> 00:37:03,555 Wait, wait, wait a minute, wait a minute, 647 00:37:03,555 --> 00:37:04,806 wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, um... 648 00:37:04,806 --> 00:37:08,185 you were, hey, you were my favorite hero as a kid. 649 00:37:08,185 --> 00:37:09,603 Okay? You don't want to do this. 650 00:37:09,603 --> 00:37:12,230 Everybody always has the same holes. 651 00:37:12,230 --> 00:37:13,774 Over and over again, 652 00:37:13,774 --> 00:37:15,233 - it gets so fucking boring. - Please, I looked up to you. 653 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,027 Sometimes, 654 00:37:17,027 --> 00:37:18,779 you just got to make your own. 655 00:37:23,075 --> 00:37:24,785 And then fuck them. 656 00:37:26,703 --> 00:37:28,413 No! 657 00:37:33,377 --> 00:37:34,586 Where's Annie? 658 00:37:38,173 --> 00:37:40,092 Hughie said orchids, right? 659 00:37:48,600 --> 00:37:50,185 - Ah. Don't you fucking move. 660 00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:55,649 Kimiko, find Tek-Knight's stupid fucking secret passage book. 661 00:37:57,609 --> 00:37:59,027 All I have to do is scream. 662 00:37:59,027 --> 00:38:00,696 Be the last thing you do. 663 00:38:00,696 --> 00:38:02,864 You're smart, but you ain't bulletproof. 664 00:38:05,409 --> 00:38:07,953 But if you kill me, you'd have to look Janine in the eye. 665 00:38:10,122 --> 00:38:11,331 I said stop fucking moving. 666 00:38:12,541 --> 00:38:14,876 Doesn't she have enough problems? 667 00:38:14,876 --> 00:38:15,961 - Expelled. 668 00:38:15,961 --> 00:38:17,921 Told a boy to "eat a bag of dicks" 669 00:38:17,921 --> 00:38:19,297 and then broke his arm? 670 00:38:19,297 --> 00:38:21,925 - You've been watching my daughter? - I mean, she gets that from you. 671 00:38:21,925 --> 00:38:23,427 Chip off the old block. 672 00:38:23,427 --> 00:38:25,554 - Shut the fuck up. - She has anger issues. 673 00:38:26,930 --> 00:38:28,140 Early signs of OCD. You see that, right? 674 00:38:28,140 --> 00:38:30,267 I said shut up. 675 00:38:30,267 --> 00:38:32,019 You've cursed the poor girl. 676 00:38:32,019 --> 00:38:33,645 No. 677 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:13,351 Look, this is a white, Christian nation 678 00:39:13,351 --> 00:39:15,937 founded on white, Christian values. 679 00:39:15,937 --> 00:39:17,147 Church and state are the same thing. 680 00:39:17,147 --> 00:39:19,608 And we need Supreme Court justices who will protect our values, 681 00:39:19,608 --> 00:39:22,444 no matter how much they cost. 682 00:39:29,493 --> 00:39:32,329 Y'all are supposed to be undercover. 683 00:39:32,329 --> 00:39:34,998 What the fuck did you do? 684 00:39:34,998 --> 00:39:36,875 Shit. Damn. 685 00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:50,639 Oh, fuck no. I'm not taking him. 686 00:39:50,639 --> 00:39:52,224 You're gonna get me murdered. 687 00:39:57,938 --> 00:39:59,397 Just try it, bitch. 688 00:40:20,377 --> 00:40:21,878 Get the door. 689 00:40:24,297 --> 00:40:26,466 M.M.? 690 00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:30,095 What the hell just happened? 691 00:40:31,930 --> 00:40:36,434 - ♪ Ooh, you made me love you ♪ 692 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:37,644 ♪ Ooh... 693 00:40:42,774 --> 00:40:44,151 No matter what happens, 694 00:40:44,151 --> 00:40:46,570 I want you to keep fighting. 695 00:40:55,245 --> 00:40:56,413 ♪ Agree to disagree ♪ 696 00:40:56,413 --> 00:40:58,790 ♪ But disagree to part... 697 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:01,376 Oh, my God. 698 00:41:01,376 --> 00:41:02,919 Hughie. Hughie. Are you okay? 699 00:41:02,919 --> 00:41:04,713 Hey, hey, I'm here, I'm here, I'm here. 700 00:41:04,713 --> 00:41:06,173 Oh, fuck. You're okay. 701 00:41:26,985 --> 00:41:28,403 Hey! 702 00:41:41,333 --> 00:41:45,587 Do me a favor, just go wait over here, okay? Good boy. 703 00:41:48,381 --> 00:41:50,508 - What is going on? - Hmm? 704 00:41:50,508 --> 00:41:52,886 Tek-Knight, A-Train, Firecracker, they're all M.I.A., 705 00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:55,138 and where the fuck have you been? 706 00:41:55,138 --> 00:41:58,558 I once ate a whole bag of candy corns. 707 00:42:00,477 --> 00:42:01,811 What? 708 00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:03,939 In my mouth. 709 00:42:03,939 --> 00:42:06,107 - I ate them. - Sage, what the fuck... 710 00:42:09,152 --> 00:42:10,237 What happened to you? 711 00:42:10,237 --> 00:42:11,571 Brain damage. 712 00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:15,909 But now, I could really go for a Crunchwrap Supreme 713 00:42:15,909 --> 00:42:17,577 and a Sybian. 714 00:42:17,577 --> 00:42:19,454 Hey, hey, hey. Look at me. 715 00:42:19,454 --> 00:42:23,124 - Hmm? - Get a grip on yourself right now. 716 00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:25,752 Get a fucking grip. Right now. Come on, come on. 717 00:42:43,270 --> 00:42:47,482 Fuck it. I'll do it myself. 718 00:42:47,482 --> 00:42:49,484 Folks. 719 00:42:49,484 --> 00:42:51,152 Thank you for coming. 720 00:42:51,152 --> 00:42:53,530 I'm sure you're wondering why we pulled you aside, 721 00:42:53,530 --> 00:42:54,990 so let's get right to it. 722 00:42:56,616 --> 00:42:58,994 I think we can all agree that Robert Singer 723 00:42:58,994 --> 00:43:02,122 is the greatest threat this nation has ever faced. 724 00:43:02,122 --> 00:43:05,542 He is going to destroy this whole country. 725 00:43:05,542 --> 00:43:07,919 You all met Ryan, my son. 726 00:43:07,919 --> 00:43:10,964 For his sake, I cannot and I will not 727 00:43:10,964 --> 00:43:13,591 - let that stand. - Does she agree? 728 00:43:13,591 --> 00:43:16,219 Of course. Especially her. 729 00:43:16,219 --> 00:43:17,721 She's not just eye candy. 730 00:43:17,721 --> 00:43:19,848 No, no, Victoria here, 731 00:43:19,848 --> 00:43:21,933 she's an integral part of the plan. 732 00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:25,937 She sees up close what a doddering slave to the woke mob Singer really is. 733 00:43:25,937 --> 00:43:29,149 How great the threat really is. 734 00:43:29,149 --> 00:43:31,818 So once he's in office, we need to act. 735 00:43:31,818 --> 00:43:34,362 We need to invoke the Twenty-fifth Amendment. 736 00:43:34,362 --> 00:43:37,032 You're-you're talking about a coup. 737 00:43:37,032 --> 00:43:38,783 No, I'm not. 738 00:43:38,783 --> 00:43:40,910 I'm talking about saving this country. 739 00:43:40,910 --> 00:43:43,705 Before Singer replaces us 740 00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:47,334 with a bunch of transgender illegals that will do everything-- 741 00:43:47,334 --> 00:43:49,794 Save the boogeyman shit for the idiots watching VNN. 742 00:43:49,794 --> 00:43:53,131 How do you propose to handle the Justice Department? 743 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:57,385 Well, they will all... 744 00:43:57,385 --> 00:43:59,012 be our appointees. 745 00:43:59,012 --> 00:44:00,347 Obviously. 746 00:44:00,347 --> 00:44:02,515 - And the military's reaction? - Or OPEC. 747 00:44:02,515 --> 00:44:04,517 How you gonna guarantee our oil reserves? 748 00:44:04,517 --> 00:44:07,228 Of course there's gonna be some birth pangs-- 749 00:44:07,228 --> 00:44:08,563 The shock to the markets would be total. 750 00:44:08,563 --> 00:44:11,441 And what happens if civil servants resign 751 00:44:11,441 --> 00:44:13,026 en masse? 752 00:44:13,026 --> 00:44:16,237 With all due respect, sir, I think you got a little hitch in your giddy-up. 753 00:44:16,237 --> 00:44:18,531 Who's handling all this? 754 00:44:18,531 --> 00:44:20,784 Great question. 755 00:44:20,784 --> 00:44:22,619 This is great. Great questions. 756 00:44:22,619 --> 00:44:25,455 Truly. And, um, uh, 757 00:44:25,455 --> 00:44:27,874 Sage. Sage, um... 758 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:32,003 ...has the details. 759 00:44:32,003 --> 00:44:33,463 Mmm. 760 00:44:39,469 --> 00:44:41,554 Who's handling all this? 761 00:44:41,554 --> 00:44:43,640 Me. 762 00:44:44,849 --> 00:44:46,643 I fucking am. 763 00:44:47,977 --> 00:44:50,355 Look, I'm sure you're all wondering 764 00:44:50,355 --> 00:44:53,233 why I'm here tonight, instead of rimming out AOC, 765 00:44:53,233 --> 00:44:56,444 while shouting, "Defund the police," up her asshole. 766 00:44:59,739 --> 00:45:01,866 But I'm here tonight 767 00:45:01,866 --> 00:45:04,119 to tell you the truth. 768 00:45:06,746 --> 00:45:09,124 The truth is America is not a democracy. 769 00:45:10,625 --> 00:45:13,628 The word "democracy" makes people feel safe. 770 00:45:14,671 --> 00:45:16,798 But the founders never trusted the masses, because the truth is, 771 00:45:16,798 --> 00:45:18,883 the masses are fucking stupid. 772 00:45:19,926 --> 00:45:21,761 Anyone who owns a "Live, Laugh, Love" mug 773 00:45:21,761 --> 00:45:23,888 shouldn't have a say in how a country is run. 774 00:45:26,683 --> 00:45:28,560 People are a labor force 775 00:45:28,560 --> 00:45:30,937 that need a kind, but firm hand. 776 00:45:30,937 --> 00:45:33,565 There are no nations. There's Apple, Exxon 777 00:45:33,565 --> 00:45:35,233 and Berkshire Hathaway. 778 00:45:35,233 --> 00:45:38,153 Corporations are the real superpowers here. 779 00:45:38,153 --> 00:45:41,823 You should be able to operate without any regulation or restriction 780 00:45:41,823 --> 00:45:44,909 whatsoever. After all, you're billionaires. 781 00:45:44,909 --> 00:45:47,245 You are smart enough to know what's best. 782 00:45:47,245 --> 00:45:48,913 Bottom line? 783 00:45:50,039 --> 00:45:52,625 You support me, and that is what you'll fucking get. 784 00:45:58,798 --> 00:46:00,467 Hear, hear. 785 00:46:00,467 --> 00:46:02,635 - Hear, hear. - Hear, hear. 786 00:46:18,443 --> 00:46:20,236 Seems pretty solid. 787 00:46:32,707 --> 00:46:35,502 ♪ Meet you all the way ♪ 788 00:46:35,502 --> 00:46:37,837 ♪ Rosanna ♪ 789 00:46:37,837 --> 00:46:39,672 ♪ Meet you all the way... 790 00:46:39,672 --> 00:46:42,383 I've dreamt of having you down here to humiliate, 791 00:46:42,383 --> 00:46:45,470 - Starlight. - You've been secretly meeting with Sage. 792 00:46:46,971 --> 00:46:48,223 Why? 793 00:46:48,223 --> 00:46:50,391 You're all so fucking dead when Homelander comes down here. 794 00:46:50,391 --> 00:46:52,977 Do you know how fucking dead you all are? 795 00:46:55,939 --> 00:46:57,941 Mm. 796 00:46:57,941 --> 00:47:00,276 Ow! 797 00:47:00,276 --> 00:47:01,694 Ow! 798 00:47:01,694 --> 00:47:03,613 Fuck! 799 00:47:03,613 --> 00:47:04,989 Yeah. 800 00:47:04,989 --> 00:47:07,700 Oh, fucking hurt me. 801 00:47:07,700 --> 00:47:09,786 Oh! 802 00:47:13,164 --> 00:47:14,707 Oh, yeah. 803 00:47:14,707 --> 00:47:16,751 Squeeze my balls, come on. 804 00:47:16,751 --> 00:47:19,045 - Squeeze 'em. - How do you torture a masochist? 805 00:47:19,045 --> 00:47:20,213 ♪ Rosanna... 806 00:47:24,759 --> 00:47:27,178 Laddio, get help, boy! 807 00:47:28,012 --> 00:47:31,015 ♪ Meet you all the way ♪ 808 00:47:32,183 --> 00:47:34,143 ♪ Rosanna ♪ 809 00:47:36,271 --> 00:47:40,024 ♪ Now she's gone and I have to stay... 810 00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,693 It's... 811 00:47:41,693 --> 00:47:43,361 all of his bank accounts. 812 00:47:44,195 --> 00:47:46,030 Just needs a retinal scan. 813 00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:48,116 Wait, what are you doing? No, no. 814 00:47:48,116 --> 00:47:50,451 No, no, no. Don't you fucking dare! 815 00:47:50,451 --> 00:47:51,744 No. Ow! 816 00:47:53,454 --> 00:47:54,998 Access granted. 817 00:47:54,998 --> 00:47:57,292 Fuck. 818 00:47:57,292 --> 00:47:59,294 Okay. All right, let's see, how do you 819 00:47:59,294 --> 00:48:00,920 hurt a billionaire? 820 00:48:00,920 --> 00:48:02,797 How about... 821 00:48:02,797 --> 00:48:05,550 40 million to Elizabeth Warren's Super PAC, how's that sound? 822 00:48:05,550 --> 00:48:08,094 No! Fuck you. I'll kill you. 823 00:48:08,094 --> 00:48:10,638 And 65 million to... 824 00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:12,098 the Innocence Project. 825 00:48:12,098 --> 00:48:15,393 Whore. You skunk pussy bitch! 826 00:48:15,393 --> 00:48:17,061 I'll fucking make you hurt. 827 00:48:17,061 --> 00:48:19,397 I swear to fucking God. 828 00:48:19,397 --> 00:48:21,566 Fuck you. 829 00:48:23,401 --> 00:48:24,485 Fuck. 830 00:48:24,485 --> 00:48:26,279 - Ready to talk? - Eat shit! 831 00:48:26,279 --> 00:48:28,114 100 million to Black Lives Matter. 832 00:48:28,114 --> 00:48:30,491 No, not those people! Fuck you! 833 00:48:30,491 --> 00:48:32,285 Fuck y-- No! No, wait! 834 00:48:32,285 --> 00:48:33,661 Wait, oh, uh, uh... 835 00:48:35,622 --> 00:48:37,999 They made me a deal, okay? 836 00:48:37,999 --> 00:48:39,334 What deal? 837 00:48:39,334 --> 00:48:40,585 He'll fucking murder me. 838 00:48:41,836 --> 00:48:42,837 Do it. 839 00:48:42,837 --> 00:48:44,088 No, please, please, please! 840 00:48:44,088 --> 00:48:45,757 To use my prisons. 841 00:48:45,757 --> 00:48:47,467 My prisons. 842 00:48:47,467 --> 00:48:49,135 Homelander and Sage, they, 843 00:48:49,135 --> 00:48:51,262 they need places across the country to put their... 844 00:48:51,262 --> 00:48:53,556 dissidents. 845 00:48:53,556 --> 00:48:55,975 Look, I don't know anything else. 846 00:48:55,975 --> 00:48:58,561 Okay? That's all. 847 00:48:58,561 --> 00:49:00,938 He's talking about internment camps. 848 00:49:06,361 --> 00:49:07,987 Hey! 849 00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:09,781 - Stop! What are you--? - Step back! 850 00:49:09,781 --> 00:49:11,199 Now! 851 00:49:11,199 --> 00:49:13,868 I raised this... 852 00:49:13,868 --> 00:49:15,912 entitled piece of shit 853 00:49:15,912 --> 00:49:17,580 from a little boy. 854 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:20,208 I listened to him moan about his career. 855 00:49:20,208 --> 00:49:22,085 I cleaned cum 856 00:49:22,085 --> 00:49:24,462 out of too many goddamn holes 857 00:49:24,462 --> 00:49:26,297 to count. 858 00:49:26,297 --> 00:49:28,216 But prison camps? 859 00:49:30,468 --> 00:49:31,928 Go. 860 00:49:31,928 --> 00:49:34,180 We'll make it look like an accident. 861 00:49:34,180 --> 00:49:37,350 He always admired David Carradine. 862 00:49:37,350 --> 00:49:39,310 Thank you. 863 00:49:39,310 --> 00:49:42,188 ♪ Meet you all the way... 864 00:49:42,188 --> 00:49:44,607 Zendaya. 865 00:49:44,607 --> 00:49:47,151 The safe word. 866 00:49:47,151 --> 00:49:48,820 It was "Zendaya." 867 00:49:48,820 --> 00:49:51,656 ♪ Rosanna ♪ 868 00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:55,785 Heart attack, huh? 869 00:49:55,785 --> 00:49:57,620 How bad is it, Doc? 870 00:49:57,620 --> 00:49:59,539 Not quite. 871 00:49:59,539 --> 00:50:00,998 Panic attack. 872 00:50:00,998 --> 00:50:03,000 Folks mix it up all the time. 873 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:05,211 Consider this the universe's warning, Mr. Milk. 874 00:50:05,211 --> 00:50:07,547 Whatever you're doing, stop it. 875 00:50:07,547 --> 00:50:09,716 Take some downtime now. 876 00:50:09,716 --> 00:50:12,093 Before you really have a heart attack. 877 00:50:33,156 --> 00:50:34,991 Ma'am. 878 00:50:34,991 --> 00:50:38,077 I'm sorry, but I just don't think your inmate wants to see you. 879 00:51:17,241 --> 00:51:19,035 Where were you last night? 880 00:51:21,162 --> 00:51:23,122 Starlight was at the mansion. 881 00:51:25,541 --> 00:51:27,126 What? 882 00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:28,753 I chased her outside, 883 00:51:28,753 --> 00:51:30,755 but the bitch got away. 884 00:51:33,466 --> 00:51:34,967 She did? 885 00:51:37,011 --> 00:51:38,554 Tek-Knight's dead. 886 00:51:41,766 --> 00:51:44,268 Probably Starlight and her friends did it. 887 00:51:45,436 --> 00:51:46,521 - How do you think 888 00:51:46,521 --> 00:51:48,064 they knew about the party? 889 00:51:49,357 --> 00:51:51,651 Cameron Coleman wasn't the leak. 890 00:51:51,651 --> 00:51:54,362 So either Sage was lyin' to you, 891 00:51:54,362 --> 00:51:56,739 or she's as useless as tits on a mouse. 892 00:51:56,739 --> 00:51:58,533 I mean, fuck. 893 00:51:58,533 --> 00:52:00,535 I heard about her performance last night, sir. 894 00:52:00,535 --> 00:52:02,745 - I just want you to know that I would-- - So... 895 00:52:02,745 --> 00:52:06,123 You're the one who let Starlight get away. 896 00:52:06,123 --> 00:52:10,378 So how do I know that you're not the leak? 897 00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:13,881 When you found me... 898 00:52:13,881 --> 00:52:15,883 my podcast had... 899 00:52:15,883 --> 00:52:18,052 I don't know, a couple hundred fans. 900 00:52:19,262 --> 00:52:21,389 You know, folks laughed. 901 00:52:21,389 --> 00:52:23,975 Now I'm the fucking anchor 902 00:52:23,975 --> 00:52:26,936 at VNN. 903 00:52:26,936 --> 00:52:29,021 With millions of followers. 904 00:52:30,982 --> 00:52:33,484 And they ain't laughin' no more. 905 00:52:33,484 --> 00:52:36,529 - I really don't care-- - Please! Just let me finish. 906 00:52:38,030 --> 00:52:40,032 Now I have spent... 907 00:52:41,117 --> 00:52:42,952 ...my whole life 908 00:52:42,952 --> 00:52:45,037 on the outside, looking in. 909 00:52:47,248 --> 00:52:49,250 It was you... 910 00:52:50,418 --> 00:52:52,545 ...who threw that door open for me, sir. 911 00:52:52,545 --> 00:52:54,630 You brought me in. 912 00:52:55,756 --> 00:52:57,758 God, you have given me... 913 00:53:00,177 --> 00:53:01,804 ...everything. 914 00:53:03,556 --> 00:53:05,808 You... 915 00:53:05,808 --> 00:53:07,560 are everything 916 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,061 to me. 917 00:53:10,938 --> 00:53:13,316 Uh... 918 00:53:15,818 --> 00:53:17,820 What are you doing? 919 00:53:18,988 --> 00:53:21,115 I am not sexually attracted to you. 920 00:53:21,115 --> 00:53:22,783 No, this ain't about sex. 921 00:53:22,783 --> 00:53:24,911 No, this? 922 00:53:26,704 --> 00:53:28,706 This is about loyalty. 923 00:53:46,015 --> 00:53:48,267 But you're not pregnant. 924 00:53:48,267 --> 00:53:50,311 There's, um, 925 00:53:50,311 --> 00:53:53,564 a long regimen of drugs a person can take 926 00:53:53,564 --> 00:53:56,108 to make it happen. 927 00:53:56,108 --> 00:53:58,361 It enlarges the heart just a tiny little bit. 928 00:54:04,033 --> 00:54:06,953 You did this for me? 929 00:54:06,953 --> 00:54:09,205 I'd do anything for you. 930 00:54:14,418 --> 00:54:16,212 Anything. 931 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,636 - That's my boy. 932 00:54:24,929 --> 00:54:26,973 That's my good little boy. 933 00:54:30,810 --> 00:54:32,812 Mm. 934 00:54:33,896 --> 00:54:36,482 Anyone who owns a "Live, Laugh, Love" mug 935 00:54:36,482 --> 00:54:38,859 shouldn't have a say in how a country is run. 936 00:54:38,859 --> 00:54:41,070 People are a labor force. 937 00:54:41,070 --> 00:54:42,780 They need a kind but firm hand... 938 00:54:42,780 --> 00:54:45,616 Do you think Vicky knows about the... 939 00:54:45,616 --> 00:54:48,285 internment camps? 940 00:54:48,285 --> 00:54:50,913 Christ. I knew shit was bad. 941 00:54:50,913 --> 00:54:53,624 I just did not know how bad. 942 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:56,252 ...any regulation or restriction whatsoever... 943 00:54:56,252 --> 00:54:58,754 Ashley rubbed one out while she tickled my feet. 944 00:55:01,674 --> 00:55:03,467 She said so many horrible things. 945 00:55:05,052 --> 00:55:07,013 Oh, my God. Hughie. 946 00:55:07,013 --> 00:55:08,973 What else did she do to you? 947 00:55:13,519 --> 00:55:15,354 I'm not fine. 948 00:55:17,398 --> 00:55:19,734 I'm really not fine. 949 00:55:19,734 --> 00:55:22,111 I miss him, Annie. I miss my dad. 950 00:55:22,111 --> 00:55:23,946 Oh, Hughie. 951 00:55:23,946 --> 00:55:26,615 I'm so sorry. It's okay. 952 00:55:26,615 --> 00:55:28,993 I'm so sorry. 953 00:55:39,003 --> 00:55:42,256 Well, looky here. Christmas came early, Sameer. 954 00:55:43,758 --> 00:55:45,968 Nicked it off a French bloke. 955 00:55:45,968 --> 00:55:48,679 Should be enough to get you started. 956 00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:51,515 I won't do it. 957 00:55:51,515 --> 00:55:53,517 The fuck you won't. 958 00:55:53,517 --> 00:55:55,603 Do what you want to me, but I ca-- 959 00:55:55,603 --> 00:55:57,188 I can't do this for you. 960 00:55:57,188 --> 00:55:59,231 Listen. 961 00:55:59,231 --> 00:56:00,566 One dose. 962 00:56:00,566 --> 00:56:02,109 Strong enough to top Homelander. 963 00:56:02,109 --> 00:56:04,320 And then you can go back to what's her name. 964 00:56:04,320 --> 00:56:06,572 And you don't got to see me no more. 965 00:56:08,199 --> 00:56:09,950 But this first. 966 00:56:11,285 --> 00:56:12,661 You don't understand. 967 00:56:12,661 --> 00:56:14,121 I can't. 968 00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:16,499 It's what we realized in the lab. 969 00:56:16,499 --> 00:56:19,126 To make the virus strong enough to kill Homelander 970 00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:21,962 would evolve it into something unstable. 971 00:56:21,962 --> 00:56:23,839 What do you mean, unstable? 972 00:56:23,839 --> 00:56:25,299 Airborne. 973 00:56:25,299 --> 00:56:26,717 Highly contagious. 974 00:56:26,717 --> 00:56:28,219 Super lethal. 975 00:56:28,219 --> 00:56:31,263 No one with Compound V in their bloodstream would be safe. 976 00:56:31,263 --> 00:56:33,557 A global fucking pandemic. 977 00:56:33,557 --> 00:56:36,102 We're not just talking about killing Homelander. 978 00:56:36,102 --> 00:56:39,688 We're talking about killing every Supe on earth. 979 00:56:39,688 --> 00:56:43,234 That's Annie, Kimiko. 980 00:56:43,234 --> 00:56:45,694 - Ryan. Vicky. 981 00:56:45,694 --> 00:56:47,571 Zoe. 982 00:56:50,199 --> 00:56:52,201 I'm sorry. 983 00:56:53,410 --> 00:56:55,955 But when they say shit's falling into the wrong hands... 984 00:56:57,998 --> 00:57:00,000 ...they mean your hands. 985 00:57:05,548 --> 00:57:08,342 This is beyond our wildest dreams. 986 00:57:08,342 --> 00:57:10,261 Man, dude just gave us the silver bullet. 987 00:57:10,261 --> 00:57:12,638 We can wipe them all out. 988 00:57:12,638 --> 00:57:16,016 Billy, you cannot go along with this. 989 00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:18,144 Listen, mate, no one 990 00:57:18,144 --> 00:57:19,979 ever said nothing about genocide. 991 00:57:19,979 --> 00:57:23,315 - Is that a fucking joke? - He's insane. 992 00:57:23,315 --> 00:57:25,651 Who was it that said, "They all got to go"? 993 00:57:25,651 --> 00:57:27,111 "Every fucking last one of 'em." 994 00:57:27,111 --> 00:57:29,697 He's talking about murder, Billy. 995 00:57:29,697 --> 00:57:32,158 - Of thousands. - Think how much better the world would be. 996 00:57:32,158 --> 00:57:34,493 And a lot of them are innocent, okay? I know you-- 997 00:57:34,493 --> 00:57:36,829 Shut your fucking cake hole, bitch! 998 00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:42,418 Wait a minute... 999 00:57:44,086 --> 00:57:46,088 You can see her? 1000 00:57:55,472 --> 00:57:57,600 What the fuck's that supposed to mean, you're me? 1001 00:57:59,393 --> 00:58:01,478 I mean, out of all the fucking people 1002 00:58:01,478 --> 00:58:05,191 that your festering fucked-up brain could've conjured up, 1003 00:58:05,191 --> 00:58:07,234 you picked me. 1004 00:58:09,028 --> 00:58:11,280 The real Joe Kessler? 1005 00:58:11,280 --> 00:58:14,116 He's dead in the Panjshir Valley, motherfucker. 1006 00:58:14,116 --> 00:58:15,534 You never dragged me out. 1007 00:58:15,534 --> 00:58:17,077 You left me to die. 1008 00:58:17,077 --> 00:58:19,830 I'll be back at the head of the table in no time. 1009 00:58:20,873 --> 00:58:21,707 No. 1010 00:58:21,832 --> 00:58:23,876 We'll get Ryan's head clear, and that's it. 1011 00:58:23,876 --> 00:58:25,461 Fuck all this cloak and dagger shite. 1012 00:58:25,461 --> 00:58:26,921 It's bloody freezing out here. 1013 00:58:26,921 --> 00:58:29,298 We'll patch you up right as rain. 1014 00:58:30,799 --> 00:58:33,427 No. No. 1015 00:58:33,427 --> 00:58:35,429 No, I'd remember that. 1016 00:58:35,429 --> 00:58:36,972 I'd fucking remember that. 1017 00:58:36,972 --> 00:58:38,849 Unless of course you've got a big, old, 1018 00:58:38,849 --> 00:58:40,726 fat, V'd-up brain tumor, you cunt. 1019 00:58:40,726 --> 00:58:43,604 Which is why you are seeing me in the first place. 1020 00:58:46,774 --> 00:58:49,193 I killed Ezekiel for you. 1021 00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:51,820 I am inside of you. 1022 00:58:51,820 --> 00:58:53,864 I am you. 1023 00:58:53,864 --> 00:58:56,909 Which is why when I tell you you want to do this, 1024 00:58:56,909 --> 00:58:59,119 I am literally telling you 1025 00:58:59,119 --> 00:59:01,455 that you fucking want to do this. 1026 00:59:04,541 --> 00:59:06,961 So don't you worry, Billy, my boy. 1027 00:59:09,380 --> 00:59:11,382 Daddy's home.