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對,插進去一點,哥

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前情提要

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某些罪人應該永遠被詛咒

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我殺了人

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囚犯拒絕探視

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別動

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是恐慌症發作,先放下你手上的事

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他們以為卡麥隆柯曼是洩密者
然後就宰了他,我要退出

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卡麥隆柯曼不是洩密者

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所以,不是智者騙了你
就是她根本毫無用處

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我願意為你赴湯蹈火

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我的寶貝

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{\an8}我恨透妳了

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紀美子

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維多莉亞是這項計劃不可或缺的人物

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選舉結果認證後我們就會處理辛格

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第25修正案引用時妳得裝糊塗

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你想要發動政變

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你可以列一張表教我們如何分離病毒

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讓它的毒性足以殺死護國超人

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我們不只會殺死護國超人

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所有超級英雄都會沒命

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我可沒說過要讓他們種族滅絕

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這是什麼意思,你就是我?

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因為你打過化合物V
腦袋裡還有顆大腦瘤,混球

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所以你才會看到我

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我就是你

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沃特影業
為您呈獻

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《紐約沃特大道聖誕特輯》

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聖誕快樂,膏鐵俠

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聖誕快樂,萊恩

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幹嘛一副苦瓜臉?

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反法西斯運動

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什麼意思?

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萊恩,參與這項運動的人士
痛恨超級英雄和美國

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勝於聖誕節

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–他們長什麼樣子?
–這就是麻煩的地方

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你無法從外表分辨

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他們可能是你的鄰居、老師

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甚至你的爸媽

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看見可疑人物,別沉默

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檢舉毛手毛腳的怪叔叔

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看見可疑人物,別沉默

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因為他討厭美國和聖誕節

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覺青校長和他的丈夫查德

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或是喜歡說超級英雄壞話的叔叔

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甚至可能是你的媽媽和爸爸
記得黃金原則

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–湯米,可以暫停一下嗎?
–暫停排練

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–暫停
–好的

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休息20分鐘

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有什麼問題嗎?

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有,我們要小孩子檢舉自己的父母...

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但歌詞是由你爸批准

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親自批准...

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–好,我知道了
–是的

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沒問題

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我想去上廁所

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對

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黑袍糾察隊

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公關人員已向埃爾會堂致歉

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所以我們應該能達成協議

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其次我們有很棒的...

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不是11點才開會嗎?

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我們將時間提前

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下一件事

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行銷部打算開始販售
你的非同質化代幣

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{\an8}讓粉絲不僅能購買圖片
還能加入社群

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–艾希莉
–是,長官

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–出去
–是,長官

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抱歉,好的,沒問題

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智者

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洩密者是誰?

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我們正在調查

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這是必要過程

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我們需要...

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妳應該知道那是什麼

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–竊聽器
–明確來說,是威廉布奇的竊聽器

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我們在太克騎士家中說的每句話
他們應該都聽見了

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並且可能殺了他

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他們不會公開這些資訊

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怎麼說?

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一旦公開,他們就無法達成目的

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也就是悄悄殺了紐曼,一勞永逸

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我們應該殺了布奇還有他的團隊

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我舉雙手贊成

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布奇再活也沒幾個月了

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過幾天就是行動日

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–我可不想引起中情局注意
–對

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多虧妳的好計畫

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害我們無緣無故殺了卡麥隆柯曼

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那只是個小失誤,完全無害

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卡麥隆的高爾夫球友麥克林德爾

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已經撤銷五千萬元的枕頭廣告合約

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妳還說無害?

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好棒棒,黛西鴨居然會算數

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爆裂女和我討論過這件事

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想必過程很愉快

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對不起

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妳有腦袋,智者

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但我有智慧

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如果妳的腦袋再次被射穿
讓妳胡言亂語

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活像個蠢蛋,那該如何是好?

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爆裂女和我會找出洩密者

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–我尊重你的意見,但上次...
–尊重?

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我感受不到一絲尊重

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事實上,我非常不喜歡

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妳對這位偉人說話的態度

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妳只要安排殺手

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確定他在6日完成任務

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他會準備就緒的

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很好

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妳可以離開了

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潛水王詩歌集《深藏不露》

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這首詩叫做《世界任我們探索》

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“閃閃發光的海帶森林

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“就像大自然的洗車刷

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“水母在黑暗深處發光

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“就像兄弟會的熔岩燈

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“我能帶你游向任何地方

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“七大洋,一條寬廣的道路”

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天哪,凱文

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你天生就是個詩人

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別這樣

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妳真是淘氣

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天啊,你的舌頭好像舷外機

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是嗎?

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讓我高潮了好幾次

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真的嗎?

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今天很衰,捅過我的腦子之後
等一下想捅菊花嗎?

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我...

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我得走了,寶貝

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什麼?真假?

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我得出任務

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等一下,不要走

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別這樣,寶貝
妳也知道妳不能離開水太久

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你說過要讓我搬到床上方的水缸

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沒問題,寶貝

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我不會食言

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但是我得先清除淡水外來物種

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妳才能搬進去
對了,我得跟西亞視訊討論

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《我的寶貝男孩2》新草稿

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合約就快談成了

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我可以明天搬進去嗎?

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沒問題

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妳要我結束視訊後就離開?

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在沙漠過聖誕節,真是棒呆了

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妳跟吉恩待在塞多納比較安全

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因為可能會發生某些狀況

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什麼意思?哪些狀況?

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–妳不知道比較好
–妳打給我...

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這幾個禮拜我每天都打給妳

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這是妳第一次接電話

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他們把我踢出星期二聖經小組

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–那不是我的錯
–是嗎?

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聽說雪莉私下批評我
“唐娜是怎麼教女兒的?”

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好了,妳明天一早就出發

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“她居然去墮胎?”

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妳應該遵守更高的道德標準

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我一直都這麼教妳

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全世界的女孩都很崇拜妳

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現在因為可以墮胎
她們就會開始亂來

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這不關妳的事

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當然也不關雪莉的事

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妳可是超級英雄星光

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我只是個普通人

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現在的我已經和星光毫無瓜葛

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那麼修伊幹嘛留著那套制服?

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我真的很抱歉

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你太誇張了

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我覺得妳會後悔
就將它從垃圾桶裡撿起來

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–這套制服很礙眼
–好吧

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好的

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收好了,我拿去丟掉

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制服...

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再見

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我只是...

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天啊,我只是...

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不想讓寶寶誕生在
這個即將毀滅的世界

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修伊,我真的...

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我真的受夠了

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這世界發生了這麼多災難

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我們該從哪先救起?

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我們一步一步來

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–你有喝酒
–妳到底要我怎麼做?

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我一下就到了

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–希望你能善盡職責
–隨便妳說

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這位就是殺手李哈維?

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膏鐵俠說就是他

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我們也去拜訪他一下

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–你跑去哪裡了?
–撇大條

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聽好了

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但是聽完之後別抓狂

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還記得紐曼那位已經翹辮子的
病毒專家男友嗎?

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薩米爾夏博士?

195
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我沒在開玩笑,別說出去

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你們聽了一定很驚訝

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其實他沒死

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他一直在幫我製造病毒

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–太扯了
–等等,他們找到...

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可惡,你這個混蛋

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你砍掉他的腿?

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好了,沉住氣

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所以你砍斷那傢伙的腿

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讓他製造秘密生化武器

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我們還得冷靜?

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你會毀了我們的大好機會

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但我們遇到了一點小問題

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如果他製造出
能夠殺死護國超人的病毒

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未來一定會造成全球疫情

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天啊

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等等

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種族滅絕

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所以超級英雄都會沒命

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布奇,這對你來說也很...

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不然我幹嘛說出來?

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你們以為我有這麼嗜血嗎?

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對,你根本就想在血裡游泳

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我一點都不想

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我不想

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為了防止你們遭疫情波及

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我認為薩米爾可以跟一個人合作

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誰?

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這問題完全問到點上
正中紅心,小子

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他來了

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說曹操,曹操就到

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早安

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你怎麼出來了?

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我讓馬洛利運用了一點人脈

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我想說清楚,這不是我自己的意思

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我寧願用假魚餌自慰也不要出獄

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酷

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好,團圓聯歡會結束

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法國佬會將病毒分離出來

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我們再將它打進
護國超人和副總統身上,就這兩位

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你這個懦夫

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好

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這方法可行

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紀美子、法國佬

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你們倆去幫夏博士

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其他人去拜訪神祕男子

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“不要當個混球”

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“不要當個混球”

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你應該...你去處理事情吧

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–你說什麼?
–我不去了

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我得跟莫妮克談談

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說什麼傻話

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別讓我獨自面對他們

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等等,怎麼了?

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–他不去
–為什麼你不去?

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一定要我正式宣布?

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跪下,收下我的老二權杖

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我現在將隊長的職位交還給你

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我負責調查就好

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你不能這麼做

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你沒必要這樣

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不對,他離開對我們比較好

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不行,這混蛋還沒回來前
情況就很糟了

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你看這群人有多難搞?

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我不想跟你們爭辯

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我在執行任務時

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暈倒了

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我不適合當隊長

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他才適合

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就是他

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就是你

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就這麼辦

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進來吧,寶貝

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我準備好了

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拿去

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裡面有一萬元現金
我將帳戶裡的錢都轉給妳了

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–馬文
–兩張飛往貝里斯的單程機票

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妳跟珍妮今晚就飛過去
先待在那一陣子

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–直到事情平息
–別說了

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別再說了

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好嗎?

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這是怎麼一回事?

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有件大事即將發生

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如果我們輸了,後果無法想像

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如果贏了,我連想像都不敢

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所以無論如何妳們都得走

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很抱歉讓妳再次收拾行囊離開家園

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但我必須達成任務

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才能保護妳和珍妮的安全

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如果妳們遭受牽連,我會...

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馬文,我知道你很努力

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照顧珍妮和我

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跟我們一起走吧

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我相信你

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你做了這些安排...

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代表你的處境一定很危險

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我們走吧

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我們一家三口一起過去

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莫妮克

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妳知道妳和珍妮
都是我心頭上的一塊肉

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–我無法答應妳
–你想想看

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那次你恐慌症發作就是個警訊

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我們在機場碰面

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明天這時候
我們就會在海灘上喝蘭姆潘趣酒

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珍妮在海邊躲浪花

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{\an8}緬懷卡麥隆柯曼

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{\an8}這十多年來
他一直是我們信賴的主播

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00:14:48,763 --> 00:14:50,432
現在他的聲音已成絕響

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卡麥隆柯曼死於腦動脈瘤破裂

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肇因於流感疫苗副作用

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告別人間,但不會被遺忘

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再次...

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妳的助理出了什麼事?

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格雷戈里?

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被我開除了
他每次都搞錯沙拉餐廳訂單

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幹嘛問?

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他們知道卡麥隆不是洩密者了...

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給我閉嘴

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00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:14,497
我不想再聽到這件事

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別再把我扯進來,我要退出

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00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:18,918
妳喝了酒?

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00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:21,046
我還是這家公司的執行長

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如果執行長想在上午11點喝酒
我就能喝

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他最棒了

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00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,389
我以前的助手都比不上他

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我解雇他是希望他離開這個鬼地方

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是我害死卡麥隆

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但妳救了我的命

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00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,358
我應該用別的方法

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他不該死

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待在這裡,很容易會變得毫無人性

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我們離開吧

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我們離開吧

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你和我一起?

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我不是指上床,別誤會

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我大三時在佛羅倫斯待了一年
我們可以逃去那裡

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–你有護照
–好了

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–你不需要護照
–艾希莉

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振作一點

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00:16:10,762 --> 00:16:14,307
妳不能在酒醉後又胡言亂語

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00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:16,643
我們的性命掌握在妳的手中

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別說了

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閉嘴

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00:16:40,834 --> 00:16:43,002
我到後面巡視一下

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00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,337
你們倆負責前面

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然後我們再去拜訪殺手

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00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,650
我絞盡腦汁

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00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:09,863
想要找出
你何時開始對超級英雄產生好感

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00:17:12,532 --> 00:17:15,493
是不是你跟梅芙打砲那一次?

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00:17:18,455 --> 00:17:19,831
你知道嗎?

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00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:22,292
我受夠冷戰了,你這頑固的混蛋

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00:17:22,292 --> 00:17:24,544
我不想再跟你浪費時間

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00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,547
你不是很在意星光或紀美子的死活

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00:17:27,547 --> 00:17:28,798
這是事實

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00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:30,300
萊恩?

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00:17:30,300 --> 00:17:32,427
他又不是你的兒子

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00:17:33,386 --> 00:17:37,182
說吧,你為何對這孩子這麼有信心?

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00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,269
我跟她承諾過

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00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,229
貝卡?

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00:17:43,813 --> 00:17:44,647
真的嗎?

355
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:47,484
如果你對她的愛如此真誠

356
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,904
為何還去睡那位女服務生?

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00:17:57,535 --> 00:17:58,870
我的確做錯了

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00:17:58,870 --> 00:18:01,372
但我隔天就立刻戒酒

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00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:02,540
對

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00:18:02,957 --> 00:18:05,960
我發現你最近把戒酒這件事也戒了

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00:18:05,960 --> 00:18:07,545
你總是說

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00:18:07,545 --> 00:18:09,923
你戒酒是為了尊重貝卡

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00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,883
但她在世時你可沒這麼做

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00:18:14,052 --> 00:18:16,679
你是不是該停止說謊了?

365
00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,891
滾吧,混球

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00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:52,757
廁所裡有幾支用過的衛生棉條
其他沒問題

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00:18:56,219 --> 00:18:57,679
美國特勤局

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00:18:57,679 --> 00:18:59,138
這裡有特勤局的文件

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00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:01,975
1月6日的詳細任務計畫書

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00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,017
什麼?

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00:19:11,860 --> 00:19:16,072
這是華盛頓遊樂場的地圖
辛格會在那裡造勢

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00:19:16,072 --> 00:19:19,033
{\an8}他們打算在這裡暗殺他,母奶猜對了

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00:19:19,033 --> 00:19:19,951
{\an8}受保護人:總統當選人羅伯特辛格

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00:19:44,142 --> 00:19:45,351
天啊

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00:19:46,811 --> 00:19:48,187
幸好你們來了

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00:19:49,355 --> 00:19:50,690
他殺了我丈夫

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00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,109
我被他關起來好幾天了

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00:19:54,903 --> 00:19:57,280
等等,妳是...

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00:19:59,032 --> 00:19:59,866
對

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嗨

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00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,999
天啊,妳的皮膚都變紅了
妳還好嗎?

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00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,209
–這裡就像個火爐
–好

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00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:11,920
我們帶妳去求助

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00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:13,379
走吧

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00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,925
可惡,她攻擊我,好痛

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00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:41,574
謝謝

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00:20:42,700 --> 00:20:44,577
–什麼鬼?
–噁心

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00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:23,741
–靠,你有看見她嗎?
–沒有

389
00:21:25,660 --> 00:21:27,245
他媽的超能假面人

390
00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,330
這些可恨的混球

391
00:21:29,330 --> 00:21:30,957
我得誇獎一下智者

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00:21:31,582 --> 00:21:33,334
這就叫“適才適任”

393
00:21:33,334 --> 00:21:35,837
等等,他們能易容成任何人?

394
00:21:36,587 --> 00:21:39,298
這樣我們要怎麼營救總統?

395
00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,301
別嚇到脫糞就行

396
00:21:43,261 --> 00:21:44,846
修伊,等一下

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00:21:45,722 --> 00:21:47,974
天啊,你得去縫合傷口

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00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,268
–我會去緊急護理中心
–我跟你去

399
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:53,855
不用了,妳去拿計畫書
以防被人捷足先登

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00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:55,231
我稍後再聯絡妳

401
00:21:55,231 --> 00:21:56,649
–我愛你
–我愛妳

402
00:22:06,617 --> 00:22:08,494
列印登機證?

403
00:22:08,494 --> 00:22:10,038
現在是1987年嗎?

404
00:22:10,038 --> 00:22:12,915
–你來這裡做什麼?
–我正想問你同樣的問題

405
00:22:13,332 --> 00:22:15,209
我剛剛經過那個鬼地方

406
00:22:15,209 --> 00:22:18,129
看見布奇、修伊和星光都在場

407
00:22:18,671 --> 00:22:20,923
但某個混蛋很明顯沒去

408
00:22:24,594 --> 00:22:25,428
所以...

409
00:22:26,512 --> 00:22:27,346
你不玩了?

410
00:22:28,139 --> 00:22:30,892
你以為我不想跑去貝里斯

411
00:22:30,892 --> 00:22:33,186
喝雞尾酒,跟那裡的美眉上床?

412
00:22:33,186 --> 00:22:35,146
–你到旅遊商務網站下單啊
–嘿

413
00:22:36,314 --> 00:22:37,440
這件事還沒結束

414
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:38,649
對我來說已經結束

415
00:22:39,984 --> 00:22:41,360
我付出太多了

416
00:22:41,944 --> 00:22:43,571
或許我值得快樂

417
00:22:43,571 --> 00:22:47,825
當我扛著你抵達急診室
有個小孩也在現場

418
00:22:49,827 --> 00:22:53,164
他的眼神閃爍著光芒

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00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:57,293
他盯著我看

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00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,129
就像我是個英雄

421
00:23:01,214 --> 00:23:04,425
旁邊沒有尖叫的粉絲和攝影機

422
00:23:05,635 --> 00:23:06,803
沒有人知道我在那

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00:23:08,137 --> 00:23:09,472
除了那個孩子

424
00:23:10,181 --> 00:23:14,310
我在沃特做了許多事
卻從未如此快樂過

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00:23:15,937 --> 00:23:19,816
因為這一次,我終於不再厭惡自己

426
00:23:24,862 --> 00:23:25,988
這是你的功勞

427
00:23:29,951 --> 00:23:32,411
膏鐵俠,你還是搞不懂嗎?

428
00:23:32,995 --> 00:23:34,914
我們加入的這場戰爭

429
00:23:36,374 --> 00:23:38,793
永遠不會結束

430
00:23:38,793 --> 00:23:42,046
我父親還有其他人的父親
都因此喪命

431
00:23:42,547 --> 00:23:44,298
看看我現在的樣子

432
00:23:46,467 --> 00:23:50,179
我的生活和他們一樣被搞得一團糟

433
00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:56,060
我看著鏡子裡的那張臉,覺得好陌生

434
00:24:00,565 --> 00:24:01,691
我已經一無所有

435
00:24:05,153 --> 00:24:06,237
除了我的家人

436
00:24:12,493 --> 00:24:14,871
你以為護國超人和沃特

437
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:19,041
這些狗屁倒灶的事情
不會蔓延到貝里斯?

438
00:24:20,334 --> 00:24:21,794
或是全球?

439
00:24:23,087 --> 00:24:24,839
到時你們一家要逃去哪?

440
00:24:52,366 --> 00:24:53,201
謝謝

441
00:24:53,659 --> 00:24:57,872
你吃完後我們再調整
你設定的離心次數

442
00:24:59,415 --> 00:25:02,752
我認為我們或許該做一下
甘油梯度分析

443
00:25:02,752 --> 00:25:06,756
這個“實驗室”
無法製造出他想要的東西

444
00:25:06,756 --> 00:25:08,341
我們都希望

445
00:25:08,341 --> 00:25:10,843
護國超人翹辮子,不是嗎?

446
00:25:12,887 --> 00:25:14,764
你在很棒的實驗室工作

447
00:25:14,764 --> 00:25:16,891
擁有一流的裝備,而我呢?

448
00:25:17,725 --> 00:25:19,393
我是在骯髒的地下室

449
00:25:19,393 --> 00:25:22,271
使用丟棄的垃圾
還有一元商店的商品

450
00:25:23,606 --> 00:25:26,400
需要是他媽的發明之母

451
00:25:27,151 --> 00:25:29,946
他會將消息走漏出去

452
00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:32,823
我是指你的朋友

453
00:25:37,328 --> 00:25:38,829
可以來點音樂嗎?

454
00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:43,960
我發現你很喜歡
1990年代的噁爛音樂

455
00:25:46,629 --> 00:25:49,465
增加工作效率,好好享用

456
00:25:51,467 --> 00:25:52,343
這支病毒

457
00:25:54,178 --> 00:25:56,264
是要用來殺死護國超人
不是維琪吧?

458
00:26:02,144 --> 00:26:03,062
萊恩,我是爸爸

459
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:05,731
兒子,我最近很忙,對不起

460
00:26:05,731 --> 00:26:08,276
我聽說你在拍布偶節目時

461
00:26:08,276 --> 00:26:10,403
遇到了一些問題

462
00:26:10,403 --> 00:26:12,989
我無法抽身

463
00:26:12,989 --> 00:26:16,826
聽話,看在我的份上
忍受一下把戲拍完

464
00:26:16,826 --> 00:26:18,536
好,我愛你,再見

465
00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:23,165
妳百分百確定他就是洩密者?

466
00:26:23,916 --> 00:26:27,003
那傢伙已經說實話,全部都招了

467
00:26:35,720 --> 00:26:37,430
–先生
–蜘蛛俠

468
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:40,558
搞什麼?

469
00:26:42,184 --> 00:26:44,854
對不起,我一緊張就會這樣

470
00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:48,524
別緊張,只要將你告訴我的話
向他重述一遍

471
00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:49,442
我知道

472
00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:50,568
是的,女士

473
00:26:51,193 --> 00:26:52,570
是的,先生

474
00:26:52,570 --> 00:26:53,779
你想問啥都行

475
00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:55,364
方法是什麼?

476
00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:57,700
我的衣服上有個洞
讓蜘蛛絲能夠射出去...

477
00:26:57,700 --> 00:27:00,870
不,我想問的是
你和威廉布奇的合作方法?

478
00:27:00,870 --> 00:27:04,832
喔,他會主動來找我

479
00:27:06,167 --> 00:27:07,710
我再給他情報

480
00:27:09,837 --> 00:27:11,130
我的天啊

481
00:27:14,842 --> 00:27:17,261
–好尷尬
–你給我閉嘴

482
00:27:17,261 --> 00:27:21,098
布奇的夥伴
穿著你的噁心服裝到太克騎士的家

483
00:27:21,098 --> 00:27:22,475
是你給他的嗎?

484
00:27:24,143 --> 00:27:25,353
我不該這麼做

485
00:27:27,021 --> 00:27:27,855
他招了

486
00:27:30,691 --> 00:27:32,151
回答我一個問題

487
00:27:32,151 --> 00:27:35,905
你在幾週前怎麼會知道
我要跟維多莉亞紐曼見面?

488
00:27:35,905 --> 00:27:38,282
我知道我錯了

489
00:27:40,868 --> 00:27:41,869
對不起

490
00:27:47,208 --> 00:27:48,125
抱歉

491
00:27:49,668 --> 00:27:51,212
我覺得不太舒服

492
00:27:52,296 --> 00:27:53,881
你見過這位英國人嗎?

493
00:27:54,673 --> 00:27:55,758
他是個騙子

494
00:27:56,634 --> 00:27:57,718
他會操控你的大腦

495
00:27:57,718 --> 00:28:00,721
–大概是因為你腦殘
–對,腦殘

496
00:28:01,514 --> 00:28:02,807
我的生活一團糟

497
00:28:03,891 --> 00:28:05,226
我害慘你了

498
00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:08,020
我非常抱歉

499
00:28:08,020 --> 00:28:11,357
我發誓你以後一定會以我為榮

500
00:28:13,984 --> 00:28:16,821
小子,我該拿你怎麼辦才好?

501
00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:21,617
天啊,別噴了

502
00:28:23,452 --> 00:28:25,454
等等

503
00:28:26,288 --> 00:28:28,040
–什麼事?
–不是我

504
00:28:29,834 --> 00:28:30,960
求求你

505
00:28:45,433 --> 00:28:46,851
謝謝妳,爆裂女

506
00:28:51,063 --> 00:28:52,398
不客氣

507
00:28:57,820 --> 00:28:59,155
天啊

508
00:29:02,533 --> 00:29:05,286
聖誕快樂,只是個小禮物

509
00:29:14,253 --> 00:29:15,337
我很想妳

510
00:29:20,634 --> 00:29:24,722
{\an8}我每天都去探監,但你不願意見我

511
00:29:26,849 --> 00:29:28,058
{\an8}我覺得很羞愧

512
00:29:28,517 --> 00:29:32,021
{\an8}你對柯林和他家人所做的事

513
00:29:33,647 --> 00:29:38,652
{\an8}你跟安妮說了大部分
剩下的部分我也連結起來了

514
00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,239
所以妳知道我為何必須去自首了

515
00:29:44,658 --> 00:29:46,660
{\an8}你害我累壞了

516
00:29:46,785 --> 00:29:47,661
{\an8}對不起

517
00:29:47,953 --> 00:29:49,872
{\an8}你總是喜怒無常

518
00:29:49,872 --> 00:29:50,998
{\an8}折磨自己

519
00:29:50,998 --> 00:29:52,791
{\an8}不然我還能怎麼做?

520
00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:55,085
{\an8}向我尋求協助

521
00:29:55,085 --> 00:29:57,588
{\an8}妳不瞭解,妳幫不上忙的

522
00:30:01,175 --> 00:30:05,346
{\an8}你知道我無法說話的原因嗎?

523
00:30:05,346 --> 00:30:07,598
妳眼睜睜看著光亮解放軍殺死妳父母

524
00:30:07,598 --> 00:30:09,141
妳弟弟是這麼說的

525
00:30:12,186 --> 00:30:16,273
{\an8}我沒有跟健志說實話

526
00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:20,069
{\an8}我們抵達營地的第一晚...

527
00:30:24,073 --> 00:30:25,032
{\an8}我們要像鬼魅般移動

528
00:30:25,991 --> 00:30:26,909
{\an8}無聲無息

529
00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:27,868
{\an8}妳們也一樣

530
00:30:28,953 --> 00:30:30,287
{\an8}先哭出來的人

531
00:30:31,080 --> 00:30:31,914
{\an8}就是輸家

532
00:30:35,543 --> 00:30:36,919
{\an8}準備好了嗎?

533
00:30:54,270 --> 00:30:56,981
{\an8}我一言不發地殺了她

534
00:31:04,029 --> 00:31:09,577
{\an8}等到他們允許我說話時...

535
00:31:10,244 --> 00:31:11,161
{\an8}我已經說不出來了

536
00:31:16,917 --> 00:31:18,335
妳當時別無選擇

537
00:31:20,087 --> 00:31:21,755
{\an8}我當然有

538
00:31:22,923 --> 00:31:26,885
{\an8}我寧願被她們殺死
也不要動手殺了她

539
00:31:26,885 --> 00:31:28,596
{\an8}我殺了許多女生

540
00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:43,068
{\an8}我厭惡我在鏡子裡看見的那個人

541
00:31:43,986 --> 00:31:46,488
{\an8}所以我比你想像中

542
00:31:46,488 --> 00:31:49,867
{\an8}還要瞭解你

543
00:31:50,367 --> 00:31:51,827
{\an8}妳不該討厭自己

544
00:31:53,037 --> 00:31:56,332
{\an8}那你也不應該

545
00:32:10,012 --> 00:32:12,681
我們怎麼能原諒自己?

546
00:32:14,933 --> 00:32:16,352
我們該如何往前看?

547
00:32:31,075 --> 00:32:34,036
病毒做好之後,我們就放了他吧?

548
00:32:38,624 --> 00:32:41,210
{\an8}布奇會不高興

549
00:32:41,377 --> 00:32:44,004
那就代表這麼做是對的

550
00:32:51,929 --> 00:32:54,431
–寶貝,是你嗎?
–對,寶貝

551
00:32:55,015 --> 00:32:56,725
你可以幫我外帶壽司嗎?

552
00:32:56,725 --> 00:32:58,394
不行,我們之前就談過了

553
00:32:58,394 --> 00:33:00,270
我不能參與殺生

554
00:33:00,270 --> 00:33:02,106
我有位好哥們是長鰭鮪魚

555
00:33:02,106 --> 00:33:06,276
所以我不能選擇住處也不能選擇食物

556
00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:07,820
妳何必這麼說?

557
00:33:07,820 --> 00:33:10,364
“有時你怎麼得到,就會怎麼失去”

558
00:33:10,364 --> 00:33:12,866
–妳幹嘛學麗莎范德龐普說話?
–我知道

559
00:33:13,325 --> 00:33:14,326
你和智者的事

560
00:33:16,829 --> 00:33:19,415
妳在胡說什麼?智者?

561
00:33:19,415 --> 00:33:21,250
別想敷衍我,凱文

562
00:33:21,250 --> 00:33:23,001
我已經知道一段時間了

563
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:26,547
你偷情後,我的吸盤
就會在你身上聞到她的氣味

564
00:33:26,547 --> 00:33:28,841
就像你剛才做的好事

565
00:33:28,841 --> 00:33:30,467
我真的很愛你

566
00:33:30,884 --> 00:33:33,804
還有你的善良和野獸派詩歌

567
00:33:33,804 --> 00:33:35,973
你能摸著良心說她也這麼想?

568
00:33:35,973 --> 00:33:38,892
–我不知道該說什麼
–說實話吧

569
00:33:38,892 --> 00:33:40,227
現在還來得及

570
00:33:40,227 --> 00:33:43,397
這段愛值得我們一起爭取

571
00:33:43,397 --> 00:33:46,400
智者不可能像我這麼在乎你

572
00:33:46,400 --> 00:33:48,318
她說我是高度進化的生物

573
00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:52,114
–而且她有四肢
–這樣說對我不公平

574
00:33:52,114 --> 00:33:53,490
這是事實

575
00:33:53,490 --> 00:33:56,076
說這種愚蠢又毫無意義的話
簡直是個...

576
00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:58,370
蠢蛋嗎?

577
00:33:58,370 --> 00:34:00,289
我不喜歡妳這麼尖酸刻薄

578
00:34:00,289 --> 00:34:02,416
你在我傷口上灑鹽,我還能怎麼辦?

579
00:34:02,416 --> 00:34:04,585
只因為我出去爽了一次?

580
00:34:05,419 --> 00:34:08,088
–對不起
–你真是可悲

581
00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:10,466
我很可悲?瞧瞧妳自己

582
00:34:10,466 --> 00:34:13,969
等你發現她根本不在乎你
你就笑不出來了

583
00:34:13,969 --> 00:34:15,387
她很在乎我

584
00:34:15,387 --> 00:34:18,182
醒醒吧,凱文,她在利用你

585
00:34:18,182 --> 00:34:20,017
–給我閉嘴
–我們漸行漸遠

586
00:34:20,017 --> 00:34:22,102
就為了這位瞧不起你的女人

587
00:34:22,895 --> 00:34:23,729
凱文

588
00:34:23,979 --> 00:34:24,813
凱文

589
00:34:25,397 --> 00:34:28,317
凱文,拜託你回來

590
00:34:29,026 --> 00:34:30,611
拜託你,凱文

591
00:34:31,445 --> 00:34:33,655
凱文,我無法呼吸

592
00:34:48,504 --> 00:34:51,215
–拜託你
–不會吧?

593
00:34:51,215 --> 00:34:53,509
–天啊
–凱文,求求你

594
00:35:03,435 --> 00:35:04,561
我靠

595
00:35:07,981 --> 00:35:09,233
凱文

596
00:35:10,400 --> 00:35:12,402
–開門
–靠

597
00:35:17,658 --> 00:35:20,452
我愛你

598
00:35:22,371 --> 00:35:23,372
結束了

599
00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:58,866
哈囉,潛水王

600
00:35:59,950 --> 00:36:00,784
潛水王

601
00:36:02,119 --> 00:36:03,829
–你都瞭解嗎?
–對

602
00:36:03,829 --> 00:36:06,415
–我終於瞭解了
–很好

603
00:36:06,415 --> 00:36:08,917
你要我殺誰都行,時間隨你挑

604
00:36:08,917 --> 00:36:11,461
你要我殺光海裡的魚也沒問題

605
00:36:15,966 --> 00:36:16,925
好的

606
00:36:18,010 --> 00:36:18,886
很好

607
00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:23,181
你去吧

608
00:36:35,944 --> 00:36:38,113
–副總統當選人
–是

609
00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:40,198
妳有訪客

610
00:36:57,925 --> 00:36:59,551
可惡,我會很想念紐約的雜貨店

611
00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:01,053
我們得談談

612
00:37:01,053 --> 00:37:02,804
妳現在喊卡還來得及

613
00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:05,807
你一定是無計可施了,才會來求我

614
00:37:05,807 --> 00:37:06,975
給我五分鐘就好

615
00:37:06,975 --> 00:37:10,938
別再說廢話
我們一起談談這件事有多誇張

616
00:37:10,938 --> 00:37:12,189
這就叫政治

617
00:37:12,189 --> 00:37:14,358
正副總統一直是同床異夢的組合

618
00:37:14,358 --> 00:37:16,526
妳的合作對象不是米特羅姆尼

619
00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:17,986
而是護國超人

620
00:37:18,737 --> 00:37:21,865
他會殺了總統
我居然在跟妳討論這件事

621
00:37:26,870 --> 00:37:30,332
護國超人想把星光粉都關進拘留營

622
00:37:30,332 --> 00:37:31,792
妳也覺得無所謂?

623
00:37:34,711 --> 00:37:36,254
妳不曉得拘留營這件事

624
00:37:37,798 --> 00:37:39,675
不然妳幹嘛到太克騎士的家?

625
00:37:39,675 --> 00:37:42,344
–因為他開了一堆監獄
–我得回去了

626
00:37:42,970 --> 00:37:44,388
妳還有把柄在我手上

627
00:37:45,138 --> 00:37:47,349
妳在太克騎士家所說的話
還有其他資料

628
00:37:47,349 --> 00:37:48,475
你想威脅我?

629
00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:51,019
不是

630
00:37:51,853 --> 00:37:54,314
因為沒有把柄,妳就會殺了我們

631
00:37:54,314 --> 00:37:56,274
就像妳說的同歸於盡

632
00:37:56,650 --> 00:37:58,110
但我們不需要走到這一步

633
00:37:58,110 --> 00:38:00,487
如果妳還保有維琪的一絲本性

634
00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:02,280
就絕對不會想要這麼做

635
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:05,242
現在退出還來得及,維琪

636
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:13,375
謝謝你來看我

637
00:38:20,924 --> 00:38:22,092
我很遺憾

638
00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,056
聽說你爸去世了

639
00:38:42,654 --> 00:38:44,656
修伊還是沒回覆

640
00:38:44,656 --> 00:38:46,241
我很擔心他

641
00:38:47,951 --> 00:38:48,952
羶男性女,你們好

642
00:38:51,163 --> 00:38:52,622
你跑來這裡做什麼?

643
00:38:52,622 --> 00:38:54,708
護國超人受夠你們的胡搞

644
00:38:54,708 --> 00:38:56,626
派我來宰掉你們

645
00:38:56,626 --> 00:38:57,961
他居然選你?

646
00:39:00,130 --> 00:39:02,883
你不是忙著幫那隻章魚舔鮑?

647
00:39:02,883 --> 00:39:04,176
我從來就沒有...

648
00:39:06,553 --> 00:39:07,929
他不只派我過來

649
00:39:22,110 --> 00:39:23,070
你知道嗎?

650
00:39:23,070 --> 00:39:26,323
今天是聖誕節
真不敢相信我會這麼仁慈

651
00:39:27,866 --> 00:39:29,826
你們立刻滾出去

652
00:39:31,578 --> 00:39:34,414
–我們就當作你們沒來過
–什麼?

653
00:39:34,414 --> 00:39:36,792
我聽不懂你在說什麼
你的口音真難懂

654
00:39:36,792 --> 00:39:39,169
你到底想要做什麼,潛水王?

655
00:39:39,169 --> 00:39:41,546
伸張正義,妳這個婊子

656
00:39:42,964 --> 00:39:45,133
天啊,我就來好好翻舊帳

657
00:39:45,133 --> 00:39:47,010
一開始妳想要抵制我

658
00:39:47,010 --> 00:39:48,261
陷害無辜者

659
00:39:48,261 --> 00:39:50,680
因為現在欺負白人感覺很酷

660
00:39:50,680 --> 00:39:51,973
結果妳害了自己

661
00:39:51,973 --> 00:39:54,434
咪兔運動也沒戲唱了

662
00:39:56,937 --> 00:39:58,647
我不在乎妳說了什麼真相

663
00:39:59,356 --> 00:40:01,691
也不想讚揚或疼惜妳的遭遇

664
00:40:01,691 --> 00:40:03,610
我他媽的絕對不會道歉

665
00:41:00,083 --> 00:41:01,168
這混球有嗜睡症

666
00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:17,017
凱斯勒,用你殺死以西結的方法

667
00:41:18,935 --> 00:41:19,895
再來一次

668
00:41:30,822 --> 00:41:31,740
你在搞什麼?

669
00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:36,161
等等,洩密者是你?

670
00:41:36,161 --> 00:41:37,913
他會說話?

671
00:41:37,913 --> 00:41:39,164
兄弟?

672
00:41:39,164 --> 00:41:40,332
是你嗎,兄弟?

673
00:41:40,332 --> 00:41:43,168
潛水王,順道一提,我一直...

674
00:41:44,211 --> 00:41:46,004
一直很討厭你的屁股

675
00:41:48,632 --> 00:41:50,884
靠,你會飛?

676
00:41:50,884 --> 00:41:52,594
瞧瞧我的厲害,混蛋

677
00:42:46,523 --> 00:42:48,692
黑俠很快就會醒,我們走吧

678
00:42:48,984 --> 00:42:51,027
他就躺在那,直接殺掉他

679
00:42:51,027 --> 00:42:53,113
我不曉得該怎麼殺,布奇

680
00:42:53,113 --> 00:42:55,991
但黑俠肯定知道如何殺死我們

681
00:42:55,991 --> 00:42:57,325
立刻跟我走

682
00:43:06,876 --> 00:43:09,337
智能助理
播放大衛馬修樂團的放空選輯

683
00:43:09,879 --> 00:43:13,341
–智能助理,別放
–你在搞什麼?膏鐵俠

684
00:43:13,341 --> 00:43:15,302
我們得立刻離開

685
00:43:15,302 --> 00:43:17,846
–潛水王跟黑俠知道我是洩密者了
–怎麼會?

686
00:43:17,846 --> 00:43:21,266
–很快就會傳到護國超人耳邊
–你有提到我嗎?

687
00:43:21,266 --> 00:43:23,310
當然沒有,我什麼都沒說

688
00:43:23,310 --> 00:43:25,729
–膏鐵俠,怎麼會這樣?
–艾希莉

689
00:43:26,479 --> 00:43:27,564
我們得把握機會

690
00:43:28,606 --> 00:43:29,733
就是現在

691
00:43:29,983 --> 00:43:32,193
佛羅倫斯,哪裡都行

692
00:43:32,444 --> 00:43:33,737
離開就對了

693
00:43:47,083 --> 00:43:48,209
我不能走

694
00:43:49,753 --> 00:43:51,796
–隨便妳
–等一下

695
00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:54,049
你的晶片

696
00:43:54,049 --> 00:43:55,800
記得拿掉

697
00:44:29,709 --> 00:44:31,961
不好意思,妳是星光嗎?

698
00:44:33,171 --> 00:44:35,882
–可以跟妳合照嗎?
–好啊

699
00:44:36,716 --> 00:44:37,926
–拍得不錯
–好的

700
00:44:37,926 --> 00:44:39,427
–謝謝
–謝謝妳

701
00:44:40,678 --> 00:44:42,180
你接下來有何打算,母奶?

702
00:44:43,181 --> 00:44:46,935
你會協助我們阻止暗殺和暴力叛亂?

703
00:44:46,935 --> 00:44:48,353
還是去打手槍?

704
00:45:03,743 --> 00:45:04,994
看來是打手槍

705
00:45:06,830 --> 00:45:08,039
凱斯勒是誰?

706
00:45:09,249 --> 00:45:10,208
凱斯勒?

707
00:45:10,208 --> 00:45:11,334
在熨斗大廈

708
00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:17,465
你喊出一個名字“凱斯勒”
似乎和以西結有關

709
00:45:18,341 --> 00:45:19,217
他是誰?

710
00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:24,013
我不知道妳在說什麼

711
00:45:27,475 --> 00:45:28,852
你真的不過來

712
00:45:30,228 --> 00:45:32,439
我得過一陣子
才能享用萊姆潘趣酒了

713
00:45:32,439 --> 00:45:33,940
珍妮需要你陪伴

714
00:45:34,441 --> 00:45:36,943
親愛的,我每晚都祈禱

715
00:45:37,569 --> 00:45:39,654
能夠完成最大的心願

716
00:45:40,113 --> 00:45:43,741
那就是陪著妳跟珍妮
再次成為一家人

717
00:45:44,200 --> 00:45:48,204
但如果我得用必要手段保護妳們倆
我就無法陪著妳們

718
00:45:48,538 --> 00:45:49,789
我就是...

719
00:45:52,709 --> 00:45:53,751
沒辦法

720
00:45:55,837 --> 00:45:57,088
或許未來可以

721
00:45:57,088 --> 00:45:58,006
或許?

722
00:45:58,006 --> 00:46:00,008
這是什麼意思,馬文?

723
00:46:00,008 --> 00:46:02,635
–我得掛電話了
–馬文,別掛

724
00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:14,814
護國超人

725
00:46:19,694 --> 00:46:20,653
護國超人

726
00:46:21,237 --> 00:46:22,405
你還好嗎?

727
00:46:23,114 --> 00:46:23,990
膏鐵俠?

728
00:46:24,782 --> 00:46:26,409
他怎麼能這樣對我?

729
00:46:26,409 --> 00:46:28,036
我很遺憾

730
00:46:29,329 --> 00:46:31,414
有些人就是...

731
00:46:33,041 --> 00:46:34,459
天生自視甚高

732
00:46:35,585 --> 00:46:36,628
他在哪?

733
00:46:37,295 --> 00:46:38,963
他已經取下追蹤晶片

734
00:46:39,547 --> 00:46:41,257
他的家人也都跑了

735
00:46:43,426 --> 00:46:44,719
意料中的事

736
00:46:44,719 --> 00:46:47,931
你派潛水王和黑俠去找布奇?

737
00:46:47,931 --> 00:46:49,182
我們有談過這件事

738
00:46:50,350 --> 00:46:54,103
世界上最聰明的人
居然不曉得膏鐵俠就是洩密者?

739
00:46:55,688 --> 00:46:56,648
我知道是他

740
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:01,778
妳知道

741
00:47:02,487 --> 00:47:04,322
妳還讓我們白白殺了蜘蛛俠?

742
00:47:04,322 --> 00:47:05,532
要命

743
00:47:06,241 --> 00:47:07,575
你們殺了蜘蛛俠?

744
00:47:10,286 --> 00:47:11,913
你們以為他是洩密者?

745
00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:15,583
只要能回家嗑藥
要他招供是他將耶穌

746
00:47:15,583 --> 00:47:17,585
釘在十字架上也行

747
00:47:18,628 --> 00:47:20,296
我說得很清楚

748
00:47:20,964 --> 00:47:23,049
不能有秘密

749
00:47:23,049 --> 00:47:25,635
但膏鐵俠只洩露了我故意讓布奇

750
00:47:25,635 --> 00:47:27,512
和他的隊員知道的訊息

751
00:47:27,512 --> 00:47:31,266
他本來是完美的假訊息散佈器
直到現在

752
00:47:32,559 --> 00:47:33,851
這是計劃的一部分

753
00:47:36,896 --> 00:47:37,772
好

754
00:47:37,772 --> 00:47:39,941
滾,妳被炒魷魚了

755
00:47:39,941 --> 00:47:43,653
回妳底特律的狗窩孤獨死去吧

756
00:47:45,196 --> 00:47:48,032
你跟我保證過,你會聽我的話

757
00:47:48,032 --> 00:47:50,326
妳沒有變成一具桶屍就很幸運了

758
00:47:54,163 --> 00:47:55,039
滾

759
00:47:55,039 --> 00:47:56,124
好吧

760
00:47:56,583 --> 00:47:58,334
你就繼續跟她這種人為伍

761
00:47:58,334 --> 00:48:01,879
你可以一步步除掉所有阻礙你的人

762
00:48:01,879 --> 00:48:04,674
但是有一個人,你永遠無法打敗

763
00:48:06,843 --> 00:48:08,136
再見,祝好運

764
00:48:17,937 --> 00:48:19,230
我們不需要她

765
00:48:21,024 --> 00:48:22,525
妳出去吧

766
00:48:23,192 --> 00:48:25,028
你確定...

767
00:48:27,947 --> 00:48:31,409
不需要我幫忙嗎?

768
00:48:34,287 --> 00:48:35,163
不用

769
00:48:35,163 --> 00:48:36,831
–給我滾出去
–好

770
00:48:44,047 --> 00:48:44,881
兄弟

771
00:48:47,091 --> 00:48:48,176
兄弟

772
00:48:49,552 --> 00:48:50,595
兄弟?

773
00:48:52,138 --> 00:48:53,181
兄弟

774
00:48:53,431 --> 00:48:54,515
對

775
00:48:55,308 --> 00:48:56,434
兄弟

776
00:48:58,436 --> 00:48:59,520
兄弟

777
00:48:59,520 --> 00:49:00,647
對

778
00:49:01,939 --> 00:49:02,982
智者

779
00:49:03,399 --> 00:49:05,443
我們今天累壞了

780
00:49:06,319 --> 00:49:08,112
–幹嘛急著走?
–護國超人

781
00:49:08,112 --> 00:49:09,280
叫我滾蛋

782
00:49:10,365 --> 00:49:12,325
妳不可以離開,我愛妳

783
00:49:15,662 --> 00:49:17,955
–我們對彼此有感覺,不是嗎?
–等等

784
00:49:17,955 --> 00:49:20,375
她也是用額葉切除這招引誘你?

785
00:49:20,375 --> 00:49:22,335
“額葉切除”是什麼意思?

786
00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:28,424
兄弟

787
00:49:31,177 --> 00:49:32,345
你說得對

788
00:49:32,345 --> 00:49:33,388
成功了

789
00:49:34,138 --> 00:49:35,139
甘油梯度分析

790
00:49:35,139 --> 00:49:37,850
在這個破爛實驗室也能做到

791
00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:47,819
等我們做完
檢驗病毒功效的眼底螢光造影

792
00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:50,613
就會告訴你一個好消息,夥伴

793
00:49:56,327 --> 00:49:57,245
紀美子

794
00:49:57,245 --> 00:49:59,205
不...

795
00:50:08,923 --> 00:50:10,174
別擔心

796
00:50:10,174 --> 00:50:11,509
沒事的

797
00:50:26,649 --> 00:50:27,817
親愛的,看著我

798
00:50:27,817 --> 00:50:29,360
拿去,專心看著它

799
00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:35,199
對不起

800
00:50:47,795 --> 00:50:49,505
{\an8}你最棒了

801
00:50:59,348 --> 00:51:00,433
搞定

802
00:51:01,142 --> 00:51:02,143
成功了

803
00:51:04,312 --> 00:51:07,482
妳沒事了

804
00:51:14,363 --> 00:51:16,532
你沒發現薩米爾的陰謀?

805
00:51:16,532 --> 00:51:18,034
他的腳鍊那麼粗

806
00:51:18,034 --> 00:51:20,661
他一定鋸了好幾天
甚至幾星期了,不是嗎?

807
00:51:20,661 --> 00:51:21,829
好吧

808
00:51:21,829 --> 00:51:26,167
重點是薩米爾可以從羊頭分離病毒

809
00:51:26,709 --> 00:51:28,628
法國佬就能利用紀美子的腳

810
00:51:28,628 --> 00:51:30,463
我們已經確定病毒有功效

811
00:51:30,463 --> 00:51:31,756
但毒性夠強嗎?

812
00:51:31,756 --> 00:51:32,882
殺死護國超人?

813
00:51:32,882 --> 00:51:35,802
不行,但能不能殺死紐曼?

814
00:51:37,804 --> 00:51:38,971
或許吧

815
00:51:38,971 --> 00:51:43,518
我們已經等了好幾個星期
卻只聽到“或許”?

816
00:51:45,895 --> 00:51:47,104
拜託

817
00:51:48,731 --> 00:51:50,942
幹嘛一副苦瓜臉?

818
00:51:51,609 --> 00:51:53,569
我們已經很有效率了

819
00:51:53,569 --> 00:51:56,906
只要有我們在,總統就不會被殺死

820
00:51:58,658 --> 00:52:01,702
法國佬,病毒可不會自行製造

821
00:52:03,204 --> 00:52:04,580
開始上工了

822
00:52:04,580 --> 00:52:06,123
動作快,混蛋

823
00:52:11,212 --> 00:52:12,547
萊恩,我是爸爸

824
00:52:12,547 --> 00:52:15,216
兒子,我最近很忙,對不起

825
00:52:15,216 --> 00:52:17,426
我聽說你在拍布偶節目時

826
00:52:17,426 --> 00:52:19,387
遇到了一些問題

827
00:52:19,387 --> 00:52:22,098
我無法抽身

828
00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:26,310
聽話,看在我的份上
忍受一下把戲拍完

829
00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:28,020
好,我愛你,再見

830
00:52:35,695 --> 00:52:40,700
{\an8}看見可疑人物,別沉默
打給沃特專線

831
00:52:43,953 --> 00:52:46,747
或許他是濫用福利的貪婪者

832
00:52:46,747 --> 00:52:49,709
或是試圖將你洗腦的老師

833
00:52:49,709 --> 00:52:52,503
喜歡批評美國的社會主義者

834
00:52:52,503 --> 00:52:55,298
豎起耳朵,保持警覺

835
00:52:55,298 --> 00:52:58,134
無論如何不要害怕說出口

836
00:52:58,134 --> 00:53:01,220
看見可疑人物,別沉默

837
00:53:01,220 --> 00:53:03,848
拿起手機撥打電話

838
00:53:03,848 --> 00:53:06,851
看見可疑人物,別沉默

839
00:53:06,851 --> 00:53:09,937
超級英雄是全球人民的保母

840
00:53:09,937 --> 00:53:12,982
可能是不相信警察的人們

841
00:53:12,982 --> 00:53:16,277
或是抵制超級英雄的西恩潘

842
00:53:16,277 --> 00:53:17,695
他上電視了

843
00:53:18,654 --> 00:53:20,865
我需要你的時候,你在哪裡?

844
00:53:20,865 --> 00:53:22,909
不是只有你能打冷戰

845
00:53:24,327 --> 00:53:27,038
可能是製造疫苗的科學家

846
00:53:27,038 --> 00:53:29,665
臉上留著鬍子的選美皇后

847
00:53:29,665 --> 00:53:30,833
不停湧進的移民...

848
00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:33,002
停,別唱了

849
00:53:41,469 --> 00:53:42,595
這首歌一點都不酷

850
00:53:43,596 --> 00:53:45,097
說實話,這一切都遜斃了

851
00:53:45,640 --> 00:53:46,891
快進廣告

852
00:53:46,891 --> 00:53:49,060
不,別進廣告

853
00:53:49,560 --> 00:53:51,145
請你們繼續拍

854
00:54:06,452 --> 00:54:07,745
家人不是你的敵人

855
00:54:08,788 --> 00:54:10,289
而是你的一切

856
00:54:12,541 --> 00:54:14,877
最近我時常想起媽媽

857
00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:17,338
她已經死了

858
00:54:18,965 --> 00:54:20,508
但是她很喜歡聖誕節

859
00:54:22,635 --> 00:54:24,720
夾心全麥餅配花生醬巧克力

860
00:54:27,515 --> 00:54:29,809
看《親密關係》

861
00:54:31,143 --> 00:54:32,812
她深愛她的丈夫比利

862
00:54:33,771 --> 00:54:35,314
但她不會喜歡這種事

863
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:38,859
她不會希望我這麼做

864
00:54:40,778 --> 00:54:42,947
媽媽一直要我當個誠實的人

865
00:54:44,448 --> 00:54:45,700
所以...

866
00:54:52,456 --> 00:54:53,541
對不起

867
00:54:56,961 --> 00:55:01,841
這就是我對他有信心的原因

868
00:55:02,675 --> 00:55:04,343
真是個好孩子

869
00:55:08,973 --> 00:55:10,349
笨蛋

870
00:55:28,284 --> 00:55:29,618
快叫救護車

871
00:55:43,049 --> 00:55:44,133
安妮

872
00:55:47,845 --> 00:55:50,639
其實我今天沒去緊急護理中心

873
00:55:50,639 --> 00:55:51,891
看得出來

874
00:55:51,891 --> 00:55:53,017
對

875
00:55:54,435 --> 00:55:56,145
–我去找維琪
–修伊

876
00:55:56,145 --> 00:55:57,605
我知道...

877
00:55:58,439 --> 00:55:59,648
我沒事,只是...

878
00:56:01,275 --> 00:56:04,361
不知怎麼搞得
我以為我或許能勸她退出...

879
00:56:05,112 --> 00:56:06,072
然後呢?

880
00:56:12,328 --> 00:56:13,871
妳怎麼會...

881
00:56:13,871 --> 00:56:17,625
我只是想試穿一下

882
00:56:19,126 --> 00:56:21,712
感覺如何?

883
00:56:23,631 --> 00:56:24,590
感覺很糟糕...

884
00:56:26,008 --> 00:56:27,551
因為你說對了

885
00:56:29,136 --> 00:56:34,600
我們要按照順序一步一步解除災難

886
00:56:36,185 --> 00:56:39,605
所以妳的意思是我的建議很棒

887
00:56:40,898 --> 00:56:41,857
別得意忘形

888
00:56:44,985 --> 00:56:46,070
現在...

889
00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:48,823
承認吧

890
00:56:49,156 --> 00:56:54,537
你留著這套制服
就是夢想跟我玩角色扮演

891
00:56:54,537 --> 00:56:58,082
我一直都懷抱著夢想

892
00:58:37,097 --> 00:58:38,224
不

893
01:01:12,044 --> 01:01:14,046
字幕翻譯: 雪倫

894
01:01:14,046 --> 01:01:16,131
創意監督:張世幸