1 00:00:09,370 --> 00:00:10,371 Aah! 2 00:00:11,831 --> 00:00:12,957 What the fuck? 3 00:00:13,040 --> 00:00:15,251 That was so fucked up, you guys. 4 00:00:16,210 --> 00:00:17,196 Get out. You're done. 5 00:00:17,211 --> 00:00:19,755 There's one person you will never, ever defeat. 6 00:00:19,839 --> 00:00:20,840 Good luck without me. 7 00:00:20,923 --> 00:00:23,008 The answer to all our prayers. 8 00:00:23,092 --> 00:00:25,344 A virus that kills Supes. To make the virus 9 00:00:25,427 --> 00:00:27,304 strong enough to kill Homelander would evolve it 10 00:00:27,388 --> 00:00:29,139 into something super lethal. 11 00:00:29,223 --> 00:00:31,141 Global fucking pandemic. 12 00:00:31,225 --> 00:00:34,687 I am you, which is why when I tell you you want to do this, 13 00:00:34,770 --> 00:00:38,691 I am literally telling you that you fucking want to do this. 14 00:00:38,774 --> 00:00:41,318 Kimiko! 15 00:00:41,402 --> 00:00:42,528 Frenchie, that virus… 16 00:00:42,611 --> 00:00:44,196 it ain't gonna cook itself, brother. 17 00:00:44,280 --> 00:00:45,489 We ain't turning Ryan into an asset. 18 00:00:45,573 --> 00:00:48,450 - He ain't ready. - Either we figure out how to train him 19 00:00:48,534 --> 00:00:50,077 or we figure out how to kill him. 20 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:52,246 Stop, stop! Just stop. 21 00:00:52,329 --> 00:00:53,873 Your family isn't your enemy. 22 00:00:53,956 --> 00:00:56,584 My mom wouldn't want any of this. And that 23 00:00:56,667 --> 00:00:58,460 is why I got faith in the kid. 24 00:01:01,005 --> 00:01:02,506 Once he's in office, 25 00:01:02,590 --> 00:01:04,049 we need to invoke the 25th amendment. 26 00:01:04,133 --> 00:01:05,926 Who's handling all this? Me. 27 00:01:06,010 --> 00:01:07,845 I fucking am. When Homelander 28 00:01:07,928 --> 00:01:09,680 chucks all the Starlighters into internment camps, 29 00:01:09,763 --> 00:01:10,931 you're cool with that? 30 00:01:11,015 --> 00:01:11,917 You didn't know about the camps. 31 00:01:11,932 --> 00:01:13,809 You just focus on the shooter. 32 00:01:13,893 --> 00:01:15,561 Make sure he's good to go on the 6th. 33 00:01:15,644 --> 00:01:17,646 - Are you okay? - It's like a furnace in there. 34 00:01:19,148 --> 00:01:22,401 Stop! Fucking Supe shapeshifters. 35 00:01:22,484 --> 00:01:23,903 Got to hand it to Sage, though. 36 00:01:23,986 --> 00:01:25,738 Perfect choice for the job. 37 00:01:29,992 --> 00:01:31,410 Good morning, patriots. 38 00:01:31,493 --> 00:01:35,372 It's January 6, and this is VNN Today. 39 00:01:35,456 --> 00:01:36,874 Stunning news out of Vought Studios, 40 00:01:36,957 --> 00:01:40,544 who are canceling the eagerly anticipated film 41 00:01:40,628 --> 00:01:43,464 Training A-Train, though it's completely finished. 42 00:01:43,547 --> 00:01:45,549 We just realized we'd make more from the write-off. 43 00:01:45,633 --> 00:01:49,094 We go behind the scenes of a powerful new Vought PSA. 44 00:01:49,178 --> 00:01:51,388 I take responsibility. 45 00:01:54,016 --> 00:01:56,727 I take responsibility for racism. 46 00:01:56,810 --> 00:01:59,480 Finally, Congress counts electoral votes today 47 00:01:59,563 --> 00:02:01,774 to certify the incoming president. 48 00:02:01,857 --> 00:02:06,195 Usually a formality, Dakota Bob's extreme anti-Supe agenda 49 00:02:06,278 --> 00:02:08,197 has made it anything but. 50 00:02:08,280 --> 00:02:11,825 We will count the certificates in an orderly fashion, 51 00:02:11,909 --> 00:02:13,661 with no debate. 52 00:02:13,744 --> 00:02:15,329 Is that understood? 53 00:02:15,412 --> 00:02:16,830 Now, as I was saying, 54 00:02:16,914 --> 00:02:19,625 after ascertaining the certificates are authentic… 55 00:02:19,708 --> 00:02:21,543 Where's the fucking virus, Frenchie? 56 00:02:21,627 --> 00:02:23,921 I'm close. 57 00:02:24,838 --> 00:02:25,923 You know, once they bang that gavel, 58 00:02:26,006 --> 00:02:28,968 Neuman's one goddamn head pop away from the Oval Office. 59 00:02:29,051 --> 00:02:31,929 - How close? - Close-ish. 60 00:02:34,431 --> 00:02:35,933 Fuck. 61 00:02:41,605 --> 00:02:44,650 …counting the certificate of the vote of the state of Alabama? 62 00:02:44,733 --> 00:02:47,945 Hearing none. The chair advises members of Congress… 63 00:02:48,028 --> 00:02:49,947 No, I told you Vicky locked it all down. 64 00:02:50,030 --> 00:02:51,865 Please lower your voice. 65 00:02:55,244 --> 00:02:56,578 - Hey. - Hey. 66 00:02:58,330 --> 00:02:59,498 Hey. 67 00:02:59,581 --> 00:03:01,542 He-Hey. What… 68 00:03:02,960 --> 00:03:04,503 What the hell are you wearing? 69 00:03:04,586 --> 00:03:05,671 You don't like it? 70 00:03:05,754 --> 00:03:07,923 No, I mean, I… I love it. 71 00:03:08,007 --> 00:03:10,718 It's just, I-is now really the time, with the whole country 72 00:03:10,801 --> 00:03:12,720 barreling towards 1984? 73 00:03:12,803 --> 00:03:15,973 The night before my great-grandfather shipped out, 74 00:03:16,056 --> 00:03:18,851 he put on his dress uniform, 75 00:03:18,934 --> 00:03:23,689 barged into dinner at my great-grandmother's house, 76 00:03:23,772 --> 00:03:26,150 and got down on one knee. 77 00:03:28,110 --> 00:03:29,570 Okay. 78 00:03:29,653 --> 00:03:31,613 Stand up. Please. 79 00:03:34,575 --> 00:03:36,326 Hughie Campbell… 80 00:03:41,999 --> 00:03:43,500 …will you marry me? 81 00:03:43,584 --> 00:03:45,586 Ha! Uh… 82 00:03:45,669 --> 00:03:48,630 You need to stay right here, okay? Just don't move. 83 00:03:48,714 --> 00:03:50,174 - Okay. - Do not move. 84 00:03:57,681 --> 00:03:59,683 Hey. 85 00:04:02,227 --> 00:04:04,354 Uh, I guess I'm-I'm doing this. 86 00:04:04,438 --> 00:04:06,148 Okay, then me, too, 'cause I'm the one proposing. 87 00:04:06,231 --> 00:04:07,608 Annie January, 88 00:04:07,691 --> 00:04:11,403 I am terrified of what's gonna happen. 89 00:04:11,487 --> 00:04:13,405 But I feel so… 90 00:04:14,990 --> 00:04:17,034 …so lucky… 91 00:04:17,117 --> 00:04:19,661 that I get to face it all with you. 92 00:04:28,712 --> 00:04:30,422 Okay, all right. 93 00:04:31,757 --> 00:04:35,552 So, uh, yeah, all in all… 94 00:04:35,636 --> 00:04:37,221 hard yes, let's get married. 95 00:04:37,304 --> 00:04:38,722 Aah! 96 00:04:38,806 --> 00:04:40,808 Mm… 97 00:04:48,440 --> 00:04:50,984 Wow, that was… that was great. 98 00:04:52,444 --> 00:04:53,946 Two fingers was a lot, but… 99 00:04:54,029 --> 00:04:56,240 Sorry, I was just trying to level up. 100 00:04:56,323 --> 00:04:59,618 Oh, no, it's… it's fine. It's great. 101 00:05:10,629 --> 00:05:11,713 Um… 102 00:05:12,923 --> 00:05:14,133 Where you going? 103 00:05:15,217 --> 00:05:17,845 We need some champs to… celebrate. 104 00:05:17,928 --> 00:05:19,054 And… 105 00:05:19,138 --> 00:05:21,098 not that Kirkland shit 106 00:05:21,181 --> 00:05:23,350 that's in the fridge. 107 00:05:23,433 --> 00:05:25,936 - I'll be right back. - Yeah, okay. Yeah. 108 00:05:36,572 --> 00:05:39,700 The certificate from Kansas, the parliamentarians advised me, 109 00:05:39,783 --> 00:05:42,161 is the only certificate of vote from the state, 110 00:05:42,244 --> 00:05:45,497 and has annexed to it a certificate from an authority… 111 00:05:45,581 --> 00:05:47,249 You're 90 over 60. 112 00:05:47,332 --> 00:05:48,792 That's low. 113 00:05:49,960 --> 00:05:51,753 You don't fucking say? 114 00:05:59,803 --> 00:06:02,514 You know, if you need any help… 115 00:06:05,142 --> 00:06:06,393 I don't need your help. 116 00:06:06,476 --> 00:06:07,477 Really? 117 00:06:07,561 --> 00:06:09,980 Seems to me you are shitting in a bedpan 118 00:06:10,063 --> 00:06:12,441 and days away from being planted. 119 00:06:12,524 --> 00:06:15,319 And what do you have to show for it? 120 00:06:15,402 --> 00:06:17,821 I mean, Singer… he's as good as dead. 121 00:06:17,905 --> 00:06:20,574 Homelander… he won. 122 00:06:20,657 --> 00:06:23,076 And you… you gave away the virus. 123 00:06:23,160 --> 00:06:26,205 The one fucking weapon that could've stopped him. 124 00:06:26,288 --> 00:06:29,166 But we are gonna turn that frown 125 00:06:29,249 --> 00:06:31,501 upside down, my friend. 126 00:06:31,585 --> 00:06:33,670 You know why? 127 00:06:33,754 --> 00:06:35,547 'Cause you still have me. 128 00:06:37,174 --> 00:06:39,092 You ain't even fucking real. 129 00:06:39,176 --> 00:06:41,762 Well, now, that's an interesting philosophical question. 130 00:06:41,845 --> 00:06:44,097 See, what is real are the fucking 131 00:06:44,181 --> 00:06:48,101 V'd up tumors that are mushrooming inside your guts and noggin. 132 00:06:48,185 --> 00:06:49,770 Super cancer. 133 00:06:51,271 --> 00:06:53,523 What is real 134 00:06:53,607 --> 00:06:55,525 is that piece of you 135 00:06:55,609 --> 00:06:59,738 that wants to burn every fucking Supe on Earth. 136 00:06:59,821 --> 00:07:03,867 How is it you think you ripped Ezekiel into fun-sized little chunks? 137 00:07:03,951 --> 00:07:07,537 I'm the one that gave you the juice that you needed. 138 00:07:07,621 --> 00:07:09,581 And I can do it again. 139 00:07:09,665 --> 00:07:11,917 All you have to do 140 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,419 is hold up your end of the bargain. 141 00:07:14,503 --> 00:07:16,255 Bargain? 142 00:07:16,338 --> 00:07:17,839 What fucking bargain? 143 00:07:17,923 --> 00:07:19,549 We go all the way. 144 00:07:19,633 --> 00:07:21,009 I mean, come on, champ, 145 00:07:21,093 --> 00:07:23,887 what's a little genocide between friends? 146 00:07:25,597 --> 00:07:28,183 Just fuck off and let me die in peace, would you? 147 00:07:28,267 --> 00:07:29,518 Wish I could. 148 00:07:38,610 --> 00:07:39,987 Since you're here… 149 00:07:41,446 --> 00:07:43,573 …be a doll and fetch us a pint, would you? 150 00:07:45,242 --> 00:07:47,369 Come on, don't be a cunt. I'm fucking dying here. 151 00:07:47,452 --> 00:07:50,205 Your dying's been pretty high on my wish list lately. 152 00:07:52,582 --> 00:07:54,584 I appreciate what you're doing here for me. 153 00:07:54,668 --> 00:07:56,628 Not one bit of this is for you. 154 00:07:57,713 --> 00:07:59,715 All right, then. 155 00:08:00,841 --> 00:08:03,844 Give us me phone. We got work to do. 156 00:08:40,714 --> 00:08:42,215 Disgusting. 157 00:08:47,804 --> 00:08:50,140 God damn it, Ryan. 158 00:09:42,109 --> 00:09:44,069 Come here. 159 00:09:45,529 --> 00:09:47,989 Come here. That's an order. 160 00:09:57,416 --> 00:09:58,917 I'm your father. 161 00:10:00,335 --> 00:10:02,129 Not him. 162 00:10:04,423 --> 00:10:05,966 And I always will be. 163 00:10:10,887 --> 00:10:13,974 Come here. 164 00:10:14,057 --> 00:10:15,142 Now. 165 00:10:18,687 --> 00:10:19,687 Ryan. 166 00:10:21,314 --> 00:10:22,607 Ryan! 167 00:10:34,703 --> 00:10:36,329 Hey. 168 00:10:36,413 --> 00:10:38,165 You know, 169 00:10:38,248 --> 00:10:39,875 I'd be careful with those… 170 00:10:41,835 --> 00:10:45,505 …those Lean Lad Diet Lunches? 171 00:10:45,589 --> 00:10:47,674 They cause kidney stones 172 00:10:47,757 --> 00:10:49,759 the size of jawbreakers. 173 00:10:49,843 --> 00:10:52,387 There's a whole class action lawsuit against them. 174 00:10:52,471 --> 00:10:53,972 - Come here. - Don't! 175 00:10:54,055 --> 00:10:55,557 Don't-don't fucking touch me. 176 00:10:55,640 --> 00:10:56,850 Hey, chill, okay? 177 00:10:56,933 --> 00:10:58,602 I just need a little recharge. 178 00:11:01,688 --> 00:11:02,939 Oh. 179 00:11:03,023 --> 00:11:05,150 Why the fuck would I kill your mother? 180 00:11:05,233 --> 00:11:07,736 That requires going to Sedona, 181 00:11:07,819 --> 00:11:10,197 and no one should have to go to Sedona. 182 00:11:10,280 --> 00:11:12,449 Get out of my head. 183 00:11:15,327 --> 00:11:17,287 Oh, this? 184 00:11:19,498 --> 00:11:20,707 I proposed to Hughie this morning. 185 00:11:21,875 --> 00:11:24,336 I even told him the story about your great-grandparents. 186 00:11:24,419 --> 00:11:27,631 And then we fucked to celebrate. 187 00:11:27,714 --> 00:11:29,174 And we did butt stuff. 188 00:11:29,257 --> 00:11:30,717 He was so into it. 189 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:32,594 Oh, Christ. 190 00:11:32,677 --> 00:11:35,138 It's like a fucking furnace in here. 191 00:11:35,222 --> 00:11:37,807 - Why? - Don't you just love proposals? 192 00:11:37,891 --> 00:11:40,644 I mean, the joy on the other person's face 193 00:11:40,727 --> 00:11:43,188 when they finally get their happily ever after. 194 00:11:43,271 --> 00:11:44,439 You're a psychopath. 195 00:11:44,523 --> 00:11:46,566 Sociopath! 196 00:11:48,151 --> 00:11:51,196 Which is to be expected, really. I mean, 197 00:11:51,279 --> 00:11:52,989 barely remember what I look like. 198 00:11:54,699 --> 00:11:56,868 I do remember the first time I shifted, though. 199 00:11:56,952 --> 00:11:59,120 One minute I was me 200 00:11:59,204 --> 00:12:02,082 and the next I was Ms. Jamison, 201 00:12:02,165 --> 00:12:03,917 my preschool teacher. 202 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:07,796 And I could see every memory she'd ever had. 203 00:12:07,879 --> 00:12:09,714 Fucking her husband's best friend, 204 00:12:09,798 --> 00:12:12,342 shoplifting lip gloss, hitting a student. 205 00:12:12,425 --> 00:12:14,427 But you know what the funny part is? 206 00:12:15,637 --> 00:12:17,764 She felt justified 207 00:12:17,847 --> 00:12:19,891 in doing all those shitty things. 208 00:12:19,975 --> 00:12:21,643 You all do it. 209 00:12:23,353 --> 00:12:24,980 You all think 210 00:12:25,063 --> 00:12:27,691 you're the heroes of your own story. 211 00:12:27,774 --> 00:12:29,401 I mean, look at you. 212 00:12:29,484 --> 00:12:32,612 You're more moral and good 213 00:12:32,696 --> 00:12:35,657 and honest than the rest of us 214 00:12:35,740 --> 00:12:39,703 just wallowing down in the shit. 215 00:12:39,786 --> 00:12:41,580 - I don't think that. - Yeah, you do. Come on. 216 00:12:41,663 --> 00:12:43,623 Mind reader, remember? 217 00:12:43,707 --> 00:12:45,458 "Wasn't my fault 218 00:12:45,542 --> 00:12:47,961 that I was a total cunt at the pageants, that was Mommy. 219 00:12:48,044 --> 00:12:50,714 Or that I had to suck cock 220 00:12:50,797 --> 00:12:54,467 like a fucking Popsicle to stay in The Seven. No. 221 00:12:54,551 --> 00:12:55,677 No, no, no, no, no. 222 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,972 I'm Annie January and it's not my fault." 223 00:12:59,055 --> 00:13:00,140 Come on, say it with me now. 224 00:13:00,223 --> 00:13:02,058 I'm Annie January and it's not my… 225 00:13:02,142 --> 00:13:03,852 Fuck you! 226 00:13:03,935 --> 00:13:07,731 You don't know anything about me or my life. 227 00:13:07,814 --> 00:13:10,317 No? Then why aren't your powers working? 228 00:13:14,738 --> 00:13:15,780 I mean, 229 00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:18,199 you weren't even the original choice to kill Singer, 230 00:13:18,283 --> 00:13:21,995 but you're just such a fucking hot mess, 231 00:13:22,078 --> 00:13:24,289 you made it undeniable. 232 00:13:25,749 --> 00:13:27,083 Hey. 233 00:13:27,167 --> 00:13:29,628 You'll have a couple of… 234 00:13:29,711 --> 00:13:31,671 non-consecutive life sentences 235 00:13:31,755 --> 00:13:33,006 to work through your identity issues. 236 00:13:33,089 --> 00:13:34,966 - Please… - Aw. 237 00:13:35,050 --> 00:13:36,718 Poor Annie. 238 00:13:38,428 --> 00:13:42,557 - Please. - "Oh, God, I'm Annie January 239 00:13:42,641 --> 00:13:44,309 and I'm the only good one." 240 00:13:47,979 --> 00:13:50,523 Oh. Here. 241 00:13:50,607 --> 00:13:54,319 To wash down those Lean Lad Lunches. 242 00:14:00,200 --> 00:14:02,035 Okay. 243 00:14:02,118 --> 00:14:03,495 Ah. 244 00:14:13,922 --> 00:14:15,674 Oi oi. I've called you, like, 245 00:14:15,757 --> 00:14:17,634 15 times. I was worried. I thought… 246 00:14:17,717 --> 00:14:19,386 I don't know, I thought maybe you were… 247 00:14:19,469 --> 00:14:21,763 Yeah, you and me both. 248 00:14:21,846 --> 00:14:23,264 Look, we're kind of up against it right now. 249 00:14:23,348 --> 00:14:25,517 They're only a few hours away from certifying the election 250 00:14:25,600 --> 00:14:29,187 and then, you know, after that happens they're-they're coming for Singer. 251 00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:30,814 We need your help. 252 00:14:32,982 --> 00:14:34,693 Butcher? 253 00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:37,445 When I was a lad, 254 00:14:37,529 --> 00:14:40,323 I heard about this place in Nevada. 255 00:14:41,449 --> 00:14:42,992 A steakhouse. 256 00:14:44,494 --> 00:14:47,247 Where the birds get their baps out when they're bringing your ribeye. 257 00:14:48,707 --> 00:14:50,667 Cool. 258 00:14:50,750 --> 00:14:53,545 Lenny nearly pissed himself when I told him. 259 00:14:54,838 --> 00:14:57,298 Thought it was the funniest thing he ever heard. 260 00:15:01,344 --> 00:15:03,555 We was gonna go there someday. 261 00:15:08,643 --> 00:15:10,145 Well… 262 00:15:11,646 --> 00:15:14,399 Funny what you think about when your time's up, innit? 263 00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:18,069 Butcher, where are you? I-I can come to you. 264 00:15:18,153 --> 00:15:20,196 You know, we can figure this out. 265 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,323 Do us a favor, would you, Hughie? 266 00:15:27,162 --> 00:15:28,872 Go there. 267 00:15:30,248 --> 00:15:32,667 For me and Len, would you? 268 00:15:32,751 --> 00:15:34,961 You can't fucking give up. 269 00:15:35,044 --> 00:15:37,046 You can still fight. 270 00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:39,174 Hughie, I asked you something. 271 00:15:40,967 --> 00:15:43,303 Fine. I'll-I'll, um… 272 00:15:43,386 --> 00:15:45,472 I'll go to the topless steakhouse for you. 273 00:15:46,765 --> 00:15:48,266 Magic. 274 00:15:51,019 --> 00:15:52,520 And, uh… 275 00:15:56,107 --> 00:15:58,485 …tell the Boys I'm sorry, would you? 276 00:16:01,112 --> 00:16:03,865 Tell the Boys I'm sorry 277 00:16:03,948 --> 00:16:05,325 for, uh… 278 00:16:09,412 --> 00:16:11,748 Just tell them I'm sorry. 279 00:16:15,335 --> 00:16:16,961 Goodbye, Hughie. 280 00:16:28,306 --> 00:16:30,517 Oh, hey, um, 281 00:16:30,600 --> 00:16:34,062 have Negin get me a caramel pretzel s'more frappe from Jitter Bean. 282 00:16:34,145 --> 00:16:36,981 Double whip. I'm just like molasses in winter today. 283 00:16:37,065 --> 00:16:40,443 Ugh, God, that's enough, Amber. Thank you. 284 00:16:43,613 --> 00:16:46,574 Good morning. 285 00:16:46,658 --> 00:16:48,201 How are you doing this mor… 286 00:16:48,284 --> 00:16:49,702 Oh, God. 287 00:16:49,786 --> 00:16:51,621 Excuse me. 288 00:16:51,704 --> 00:16:52,789 Can we just make this quick, please? 289 00:16:52,872 --> 00:16:54,165 I have slightly more important things to do today. 290 00:16:54,249 --> 00:16:56,835 Yes ma'am, of course. Hey. 291 00:16:56,918 --> 00:17:00,046 Stand by. Going in five, four, 292 00:17:00,129 --> 00:17:01,714 three… 293 00:17:03,591 --> 00:17:05,385 Welcome to the show, folks. 294 00:17:05,468 --> 00:17:07,887 We got a real happy surprise for y'all today. 295 00:17:07,971 --> 00:17:11,224 Homelander and vice president-elect 296 00:17:11,307 --> 00:17:13,309 Victoria Neuman. 297 00:17:13,393 --> 00:17:16,312 Bless both your hearts for being here. 298 00:17:16,396 --> 00:17:19,399 I'm more than happy to find time for my friend Homelander. 299 00:17:19,482 --> 00:17:21,025 Yeah, let's cut the BS. 300 00:17:21,109 --> 00:17:24,195 Dakota Bob says he's gonna pass nutbag anti-Supe laws 301 00:17:24,279 --> 00:17:25,738 in his first hundred days. 302 00:17:25,822 --> 00:17:27,240 As his VP… 303 00:17:33,580 --> 00:17:36,374 …staunch ally of the super-abled community, 304 00:17:36,457 --> 00:17:38,126 I really think that it's important to… 305 00:17:38,209 --> 00:17:40,295 Ally, Victoria, really? 306 00:17:42,589 --> 00:17:44,841 We're here to tell the truth. 307 00:17:44,924 --> 00:17:48,011 So just… tell the truth. 308 00:17:51,723 --> 00:17:53,516 The truth is that 309 00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:55,393 the real issue here is lack of representation. 310 00:17:55,476 --> 00:17:57,270 - And I want to make sure that you… - Fine, you don't want to do it? 311 00:17:57,353 --> 00:17:58,354 I'll do it. 312 00:17:58,438 --> 00:17:59,772 Uh… 313 00:17:59,856 --> 00:18:03,067 Victoria here is a superhero. 314 00:18:05,111 --> 00:18:06,863 Thanks for the compliment. 315 00:18:06,946 --> 00:18:09,949 But, like, I think the truth is we all want to be heroes, 316 00:18:10,033 --> 00:18:12,619 but, um, I'm not literally a su… 317 00:18:14,287 --> 00:18:16,497 Oh, fuck. 318 00:18:17,582 --> 00:18:18,708 It's all true. 319 00:18:18,791 --> 00:18:22,795 Ms. Neuman here has been operating as 320 00:18:22,879 --> 00:18:25,214 a secret dagger in the heart of the deep state, 321 00:18:25,298 --> 00:18:27,467 standing up to the forces of darkness that want to 322 00:18:27,550 --> 00:18:30,303 sodomize our democracy and our toddlers, 323 00:18:30,386 --> 00:18:33,181 but it is time for the great awakening. 324 00:18:33,264 --> 00:18:36,142 Where we go one, we go Vought, y'all. 325 00:18:36,225 --> 00:18:37,226 We're gonna take a quick break… 326 00:18:37,310 --> 00:18:39,312 Cunt's out of the bag, innit? 327 00:18:40,521 --> 00:18:41,981 Now it gets interesting. 328 00:18:42,065 --> 00:18:44,484 All right. Great show, guys. 329 00:18:46,861 --> 00:18:48,905 Hey. Hey! 330 00:18:52,533 --> 00:18:54,494 - Ma'am… - Fuck off! Hey. 331 00:18:54,577 --> 00:18:56,537 I worked my whole life to keep that secret. 332 00:18:56,621 --> 00:18:58,831 Well, secrets rot your soul. 333 00:18:58,915 --> 00:19:01,209 - You're unburdened. You should thank me. - Sage said… 334 00:19:01,292 --> 00:19:03,920 Fuck Sage. She's long gone. Listen to me. 335 00:19:04,003 --> 00:19:05,296 Listen to me. 336 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:07,924 We are gonna change the world, 337 00:19:08,007 --> 00:19:10,802 Vicky, for our kids and their kids. 338 00:19:10,885 --> 00:19:14,389 The first super-abled president. 339 00:19:14,472 --> 00:19:17,183 Hmm? And you're a gal. 340 00:19:17,266 --> 00:19:19,435 I'll be impeached. 341 00:19:19,519 --> 00:19:21,020 - Why would we care? - Because I have to 342 00:19:21,104 --> 00:19:23,356 - get re-elected in four years. - Says who? 343 00:19:23,439 --> 00:19:24,649 Article II of the Constitution. 344 00:19:24,732 --> 00:19:26,067 New world, new rules. 345 00:19:26,150 --> 00:19:28,111 Now shut the fuck up and listen. 346 00:19:28,194 --> 00:19:30,113 Our fates are connected now. 347 00:19:30,196 --> 00:19:33,449 Singer's as good as dead, and I am the only fucking friend you've got left. 348 00:19:33,533 --> 00:19:37,120 The train has left the station, gorgeous, and you're on it. 349 00:19:38,204 --> 00:19:41,582 You'll have to arrest half your company. Half the country. 350 00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:47,714 Wait, you think I didn't think of that? Of course I thought of that. 351 00:19:48,715 --> 00:19:50,800 Fuck. 352 00:19:50,883 --> 00:19:54,804 - Ashley, on me now. - Um, the response on socials has been mixed. 353 00:19:54,887 --> 00:19:57,306 I need you to make a list of anyone within the company 354 00:19:57,390 --> 00:20:00,852 that has damaging information on me or The Seven… 355 00:20:00,935 --> 00:20:02,311 but mostly me… 356 00:20:02,395 --> 00:20:03,980 anyone with any fucking leverage whatsoever. 357 00:20:04,063 --> 00:20:06,149 - Yes. - I need this fucking list yesterday. 358 00:20:06,232 --> 00:20:07,233 Yes, sir. 359 00:20:07,316 --> 00:20:08,609 You're a good girl. 360 00:20:10,778 --> 00:20:11,904 Um… 361 00:20:11,988 --> 00:20:15,116 - that doesn't sound good, Ashley. - Oh, yeah, no shit, Ashley. 362 00:20:15,199 --> 00:20:16,367 Sorry, Ashley. 363 00:20:16,451 --> 00:20:17,994 Order! 364 00:20:18,077 --> 00:20:21,664 The purpose of the joint session having concluded, 365 00:20:21,748 --> 00:20:25,877 pursuant to Senate Concurrent Resolution 1, 118th congress, 366 00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:29,172 the chair declares the joint session resolved. 367 00:20:29,255 --> 00:20:32,425 …certified the election despite the shocking news 368 00:20:32,508 --> 00:20:36,554 that vice president-elect Victoria Neuman is super-abled. 369 00:20:36,637 --> 00:20:38,973 Protests have erupted all over the country 370 00:20:39,057 --> 00:20:40,683 - as Starlighters… - That's the ballgame. 371 00:20:40,767 --> 00:20:43,269 Open season on Singer now. Frenchie, tell me you got something. 372 00:20:43,352 --> 00:20:45,730 You want to try this instead of me? 373 00:20:45,813 --> 00:20:47,857 I'm working as fast as I can. 374 00:20:47,940 --> 00:20:49,650 Not fast enough. 375 00:20:49,734 --> 00:20:51,611 Multiple protestors have been injured… 376 00:20:51,694 --> 00:20:53,863 You seeing this? 377 00:20:53,946 --> 00:20:55,782 Get all the dirt on Neuman ready in case we need to go nuclear. 378 00:20:55,865 --> 00:20:57,283 Wait, wait, wait, wait. What happened to the virus? 379 00:20:57,366 --> 00:20:59,035 There is no fucking virus. 380 00:20:59,118 --> 00:21:01,245 What? Fuck. 381 00:21:01,329 --> 00:21:04,207 Okay, well, you know she's gonna kill us if we leak this, right? 382 00:21:04,290 --> 00:21:05,958 If I had another fucking choice, trust me, I'd take it. 383 00:21:06,042 --> 00:21:07,335 All right, here goes fucking nothing. 384 00:21:07,418 --> 00:21:09,462 Hi. 385 00:21:10,254 --> 00:21:13,216 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Fuck! 386 00:21:13,299 --> 00:21:14,842 - What? What happened? - It's all gone. 387 00:21:14,926 --> 00:21:16,427 Everything we have on Neuman… the murders, 388 00:21:16,511 --> 00:21:18,554 - her ties to Stan Edgar, everything. - Okay, okay, wait a second. 389 00:21:18,638 --> 00:21:20,973 You got backups, right… another computer or the motherfucking cloud? 390 00:21:21,057 --> 00:21:23,142 You're not hearing me. It's all gone. The originals, 391 00:21:23,226 --> 00:21:24,602 the backups, we've got nothing. 392 00:21:25,686 --> 00:21:28,064 Ain't nothing stopping her then. 393 00:21:28,147 --> 00:21:29,816 Only one thing left to do. 394 00:21:29,899 --> 00:21:33,611 Frenchie, you stay here, work fucking faster. 395 00:21:33,694 --> 00:21:35,071 Kimiko, you're with me. 396 00:21:35,154 --> 00:21:37,031 Listen, Hughie, I'm sending you coordinates. You and Annie, 397 00:21:37,115 --> 00:21:38,783 - meet there ASAP. - What's the plan? 398 00:21:38,866 --> 00:21:42,620 We fucked up our chance at offense. All we got now is defense. 399 00:21:45,039 --> 00:21:46,874 I am as shocked as you are 400 00:21:46,958 --> 00:21:49,836 by this profound betrayal of trust. 401 00:21:49,919 --> 00:21:52,755 In America, you tell people who you are 402 00:21:52,839 --> 00:21:55,091 before you ask for their vote. 403 00:21:55,174 --> 00:21:58,845 That's why I'm calling for a new, free and fair election. 404 00:21:58,928 --> 00:22:00,972 Mark my words, 405 00:22:01,055 --> 00:22:03,349 if Victoria Neuman becomes vice president, 406 00:22:03,432 --> 00:22:06,060 it will be over my dead body 407 00:22:06,144 --> 00:22:08,020 because she had me assassinated. 408 00:22:09,188 --> 00:22:12,400 Wow. Guess you got to go take a bullet for the geezer, don't you? 409 00:22:12,483 --> 00:22:14,443 I think it's more important that I stay here. 410 00:22:15,570 --> 00:22:16,696 Your visitor's here. 411 00:22:16,779 --> 00:22:18,906 Send him in. 412 00:22:29,375 --> 00:22:30,835 Man, this is never gonna work. 413 00:22:31,961 --> 00:22:33,754 You got my text. 414 00:22:33,838 --> 00:22:35,464 I'm glad you came. 415 00:22:35,548 --> 00:22:38,801 You're almost taller than me now. 416 00:22:38,885 --> 00:22:41,470 There's no saving the kid. He can't escape his own blood. 417 00:22:41,554 --> 00:22:42,722 What are they feeding you? 418 00:22:42,805 --> 00:22:44,682 And tell me there's vegetables involved somewhere. 419 00:22:44,765 --> 00:22:46,434 There's lettuce on the burgers. 420 00:22:46,517 --> 00:22:48,227 I've missed you, kiddo. 421 00:22:49,478 --> 00:22:52,732 Listen, Ryan, 422 00:22:52,815 --> 00:22:55,610 we, uh, need to have a bit of a serious chin wag. 423 00:22:55,693 --> 00:22:58,237 You look… really sick. 424 00:22:58,321 --> 00:22:59,780 Don't I know it. 425 00:23:01,574 --> 00:23:04,243 Mate, I've wished myself dead more times 426 00:23:04,327 --> 00:23:05,870 than I can count. 427 00:23:08,497 --> 00:23:11,000 And now here I am, 428 00:23:11,083 --> 00:23:12,335 and I want some more time. 429 00:23:12,418 --> 00:23:14,795 But I don't have it, 430 00:23:14,879 --> 00:23:16,756 and I don't have time to ease you into this. 431 00:23:16,839 --> 00:23:18,549 You're gonna have to kill him, Billy. 432 00:23:18,633 --> 00:23:20,635 You can't go back to the tower. 433 00:23:20,718 --> 00:23:23,221 You need to go with Aunt Grace. What? 434 00:23:23,304 --> 00:23:25,181 Like when? Now. 435 00:23:25,264 --> 00:23:27,350 Right now. No, I-I can't. 436 00:23:27,433 --> 00:23:29,852 - My dad would find me. - Not this time, kiddo. 437 00:23:31,729 --> 00:23:33,397 Well… 438 00:23:33,481 --> 00:23:35,024 I'm not sure I want to leave. 439 00:23:35,107 --> 00:23:38,277 I kind of like it there. Well, parts of it. 440 00:23:38,361 --> 00:23:40,821 You see? You got to stab him with the virus and you got to do it today. 441 00:23:40,905 --> 00:23:43,157 Ryan, no. 442 00:23:43,241 --> 00:23:45,409 Your Dad is a… Grace. 443 00:23:47,245 --> 00:23:49,038 Look… 444 00:23:49,121 --> 00:23:52,375 when your mom died… which weren't your fault… 445 00:23:53,542 --> 00:23:55,378 …you heard what she said. 446 00:23:55,461 --> 00:23:58,756 She had me promise to keep you safe, and that's all I'm trying to do here. 447 00:23:58,839 --> 00:24:01,384 Now, if you're telling me, 448 00:24:01,467 --> 00:24:03,469 I mean, seriously telling me, 449 00:24:03,552 --> 00:24:06,347 that the place you feel safest 450 00:24:06,430 --> 00:24:07,932 is with Homelander… 451 00:24:11,269 --> 00:24:13,813 …then I ain't gonna stop you. 452 00:24:26,659 --> 00:24:28,244 Do you want to play? 453 00:24:31,122 --> 00:24:34,458 All right, then. Come on. 454 00:24:48,681 --> 00:24:50,725 Have you seen Ryan? No, but I can send a PA 455 00:24:50,808 --> 00:24:54,437 - to go look, if you need. - No. No. Boys need their space. 456 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:56,814 - List? - Oh, yeah. Um… Sorry. 457 00:24:56,897 --> 00:24:57,883 Thank you. 458 00:24:57,898 --> 00:24:59,734 I highlighted anyone who's contract 459 00:24:59,817 --> 00:25:01,694 we'd have to pay out if they're… 460 00:25:02,945 --> 00:25:04,780 …let go. 461 00:25:04,864 --> 00:25:06,907 Great. Thank you. Good job. 462 00:25:06,991 --> 00:25:08,576 You're excused. 463 00:25:15,166 --> 00:25:16,959 You know, no problem. I can get it. 464 00:25:26,635 --> 00:25:28,012 Cilantro. 465 00:25:30,431 --> 00:25:31,432 Gentlemen. 466 00:25:31,515 --> 00:25:34,727 The Seven is a circle of trust. 467 00:25:38,147 --> 00:25:41,233 What we're gonna tell you is extremely sensitive. 468 00:25:41,317 --> 00:25:42,985 - Got it? - O Captain, my Captain. 469 00:25:44,487 --> 00:25:47,198 Robert Singer will be dead 470 00:25:47,281 --> 00:25:48,991 by end of business. 471 00:25:49,075 --> 00:25:50,618 Neuman will be sworn in. 472 00:25:50,701 --> 00:25:53,037 People will panic. There will be rioting, 473 00:25:53,120 --> 00:25:55,664 bloodshed, et cetera, et cetera. 474 00:25:55,748 --> 00:26:00,044 Someone will have to swoop in and restore order. 475 00:26:01,170 --> 00:26:03,839 We will put out the call to every Vought hero, 476 00:26:03,923 --> 00:26:06,467 every fucking one, to surround the Capitol, 477 00:26:06,550 --> 00:26:08,761 the White House, and the Pentagon. 478 00:26:08,844 --> 00:26:11,597 Defending the rightful President Neuman. 479 00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:13,808 Now, what I need you two… 480 00:26:15,559 --> 00:26:17,478 Fuck's sakes, get a Ricola. 481 00:26:17,561 --> 00:26:22,149 Sorry, sir. I'm-I'm so sorry. I'm just… the meds, you know. 482 00:26:22,233 --> 00:26:24,735 You know, the… the meds. 483 00:26:27,113 --> 00:26:28,447 They're just, they're causing a little 484 00:26:28,531 --> 00:26:31,659 heart palpitation and a high fever, but it ain't no big thing. 485 00:26:31,742 --> 00:26:33,411 Okay, well, you're coughing all over me, and it's fucking disgusting. 486 00:26:33,494 --> 00:26:34,495 Go further down. 487 00:26:36,038 --> 00:26:37,039 Scoot. 488 00:26:51,679 --> 00:26:52,680 Further. 489 00:27:02,940 --> 00:27:05,109 As I was saying… 490 00:27:06,527 --> 00:27:08,279 …everyone on this list 491 00:27:08,362 --> 00:27:11,615 needs to be removed. 492 00:27:12,491 --> 00:27:14,368 Permanently, by the end of the day. 493 00:27:16,495 --> 00:27:19,039 Hey, if we're thinking about who's got the most dirt on us, 494 00:27:19,123 --> 00:27:21,625 wouldn't Ashley's name be at the top of the list? 495 00:27:23,377 --> 00:27:25,463 Yeah. Sure. Good idea. 496 00:27:30,426 --> 00:27:32,344 Does anybody know Ashley's last name? 497 00:27:39,768 --> 00:27:41,479 What the…? 498 00:28:40,788 --> 00:28:42,122 You seriously telling us 499 00:28:42,206 --> 00:28:43,457 the Shifter can get through that? 500 00:28:43,541 --> 00:28:45,793 Look, for all I fucking know, they could be in here already. 501 00:28:45,876 --> 00:28:49,171 So, from now on, everybody moves with a partner, 502 00:28:49,255 --> 00:28:51,840 and you check in every five minutes on the dot. 503 00:28:51,924 --> 00:28:54,218 Stay sharp and follow motherfucking orders. 504 00:28:54,301 --> 00:28:56,178 Come on, let's get to it. 505 00:28:56,262 --> 00:28:57,846 Sir, you're gonna be all right. 506 00:28:57,930 --> 00:28:59,848 If you'd killed Neuman like I ordered, 507 00:28:59,932 --> 00:29:02,059 we wouldn't be stuck four stories underground 508 00:29:02,142 --> 00:29:04,353 playing pocket pool, idiot. 509 00:29:06,855 --> 00:29:08,983 Balls. 510 00:29:09,066 --> 00:29:11,819 Kimiko, stay on Singer. 511 00:29:16,949 --> 00:29:19,618 Do you really think the Shifter is in here? 512 00:29:19,702 --> 00:29:22,788 I hope not, for Christ's sake, but it could be anyone, 513 00:29:22,871 --> 00:29:24,540 so eyes on everyone. 514 00:29:24,623 --> 00:29:26,166 Okay. You got it. 515 00:29:28,377 --> 00:29:30,921 Jesus. 516 00:29:32,506 --> 00:29:34,800 - You okay? - Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 517 00:29:34,883 --> 00:29:38,596 I'm just… warm. 518 00:29:38,679 --> 00:29:40,014 It's like a furnace in here. 519 00:29:41,932 --> 00:29:43,350 It's like a furnace in there. 520 00:29:50,065 --> 00:29:52,151 Y-You should go find some water. 521 00:29:52,234 --> 00:29:55,112 Yeah. Okay. Do you want one? 522 00:29:55,195 --> 00:29:56,905 I would love one. 523 00:29:56,989 --> 00:29:58,866 - I'll be right back. - Okay. 524 00:30:06,582 --> 00:30:08,167 Holy fucking shit. 525 00:30:33,734 --> 00:30:35,069 Balls. 526 00:30:35,152 --> 00:30:38,364 Hey. Hey, man. Hey, just… sorry. Just something… stupid. 527 00:30:38,447 --> 00:30:40,074 Real quick, just don't look at me, look right into the room. 528 00:30:40,157 --> 00:30:42,618 - Huh? - Don't look at me, just look forward. 529 00:30:42,701 --> 00:30:44,870 - Don't look at me, just look forward. - All right, all right, okay. 530 00:30:44,953 --> 00:30:47,289 Stay cool. 531 00:30:47,373 --> 00:30:49,416 - It's Annie. - What's Annie? 532 00:30:49,500 --> 00:30:51,335 - The Shifter, it's Annie. - What? 533 00:30:51,418 --> 00:30:52,753 She's the Shifter. Don't look at me, just look forward. 534 00:30:52,836 --> 00:30:53,879 How do you know? 535 00:30:53,962 --> 00:30:56,423 Just trust me, I don't know how or when they switched, but that is 536 00:30:56,507 --> 00:30:59,134 - 100% percent not Annie. - Okay, okay, okay, listen. 537 00:30:59,218 --> 00:31:02,346 The fate of the country relies on us keeping our shit together, so just chill… 538 00:31:02,429 --> 00:31:04,765 - Hey. - Hey. - Hey. 539 00:31:04,848 --> 00:31:05,891 Water? 540 00:31:05,974 --> 00:31:07,309 Thanks. There you go. 541 00:31:07,393 --> 00:31:09,019 - Yeah, great. - Mm-hmm. 542 00:31:10,270 --> 00:31:11,397 Mmm. 543 00:31:12,398 --> 00:31:15,401 Mmm. Mmm. 544 00:31:18,195 --> 00:31:19,405 What are you looking at? 545 00:31:21,323 --> 00:31:23,242 - Uh… - I know. 546 00:31:26,078 --> 00:31:29,581 Oh. Wow… you… 547 00:31:30,916 --> 00:31:32,918 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 548 00:31:33,001 --> 00:31:34,002 Yep. We did that. 549 00:31:34,086 --> 00:31:36,171 That is a thing… 550 00:31:36,255 --> 00:31:37,840 that we did. For the record, 551 00:31:37,923 --> 00:31:41,677 I proposed. 'Cause peg the patriarchy, right? 552 00:31:41,760 --> 00:31:44,930 Yeah, peg the patriarchy. You got to peg it… 553 00:31:45,013 --> 00:31:46,390 peg it in all its holes. 554 00:31:46,473 --> 00:31:47,558 Listen, getting hitched, 555 00:31:47,641 --> 00:31:48,934 best decision I ever made in my life, 556 00:31:49,017 --> 00:31:50,853 so congratulations to you both. 557 00:31:50,936 --> 00:31:53,313 But, uh, you know, Mother Nature's calling, 558 00:31:53,397 --> 00:31:55,065 so I'm about to go hit the head, and… 559 00:31:55,149 --> 00:31:57,192 - y'all just hold down the fort… - Yes, motherfucker. 560 00:31:58,444 --> 00:31:59,820 Sir, get down. Sir, come with me. 561 00:31:59,903 --> 00:32:00,946 Aah! 562 00:32:01,029 --> 00:32:02,614 Sir, this way. 563 00:32:03,615 --> 00:32:04,992 Oh, shit. 564 00:32:17,963 --> 00:32:19,882 Oh, goddamn it. 565 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:41,487 Go. 566 00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:26,448 Come on. 567 00:33:26,532 --> 00:33:27,658 How many fucking numbers are there? 568 00:33:27,741 --> 00:33:29,618 Oh, God. 569 00:33:40,963 --> 00:33:43,006 Take Singer. Go. 570 00:33:43,090 --> 00:33:44,090 Now. 571 00:33:45,092 --> 00:33:47,427 Let's go. Go. 572 00:33:47,511 --> 00:33:49,429 Hughie, go. 573 00:33:56,478 --> 00:34:00,649 You really think your broke-down ass can take me? 574 00:34:00,732 --> 00:34:04,361 You couldn't even blast yourself out, could you? 575 00:34:31,179 --> 00:34:33,098 You're right. 576 00:34:33,181 --> 00:34:35,726 I don't know if I'm a hero. 577 00:34:37,227 --> 00:34:40,439 I don't know who the fuck I am. 578 00:34:42,149 --> 00:34:46,695 But I do know that I'm the bitch beating your ass. 579 00:35:20,270 --> 00:35:21,355 Victoria. 580 00:35:21,438 --> 00:35:23,106 Singer's alive. Your assassin failed. 581 00:35:23,190 --> 00:35:24,900 - What do you mean failed? - Now the CIA's gonna find 582 00:35:24,983 --> 00:35:26,526 an even deeper hole to hide him in. 583 00:35:26,610 --> 00:35:28,320 Well, there's nothing on the news. 584 00:35:28,403 --> 00:35:30,572 Because he's gonna hit me back quietly, and I'm fairly 585 00:35:30,656 --> 00:35:32,240 fucking sure he has the means to do it. 586 00:35:32,324 --> 00:35:33,617 Where is Sage? 587 00:35:33,700 --> 00:35:36,495 Maybe she can find a way out of this idiotic mess you've dropped us in. 588 00:35:36,578 --> 00:35:40,540 We have not failed. I will end Singer myself if I have to. 589 00:35:40,624 --> 00:35:43,210 You will be president, and you will 590 00:35:43,293 --> 00:35:45,587 go along with every word I say 591 00:35:45,671 --> 00:35:49,675 as if my hand was jammed up your tight, puckered little asshole, 592 00:35:49,758 --> 00:35:51,093 like the puppet you've always been. 593 00:35:51,176 --> 00:35:55,847 And, Victoria, if you stray even an inch off that path, 594 00:35:55,931 --> 00:36:00,185 I will make sure Zoe knows nothing but pain for the rest of her life, 595 00:36:00,268 --> 00:36:03,313 and I will send you a piece of her every year 596 00:36:03,397 --> 00:36:05,357 for the fucking rest of yours. 597 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:08,068 There is no fail. 598 00:36:18,620 --> 00:36:20,330 Well, guess who has two thumbs 599 00:36:20,414 --> 00:36:24,084 and is the motherfucking genius of all fucking geniuses. 600 00:36:24,167 --> 00:36:25,585 The virus is… 601 00:36:27,254 --> 00:36:28,547 What happened to you guys? 602 00:36:58,285 --> 00:37:00,203 Hello, hello. 603 00:37:00,287 --> 00:37:03,040 Um, you okay? 604 00:37:03,123 --> 00:37:04,583 I'm great. 605 00:37:04,666 --> 00:37:06,626 Thank God you showed up. 606 00:37:07,711 --> 00:37:10,172 - How'd you find us, anyway? - Find Your Phone. 607 00:37:11,381 --> 00:37:15,427 - I actually also found your fiancée. - Oh… 608 00:37:15,510 --> 00:37:16,887 - Congratulations. - No, she's not… 609 00:37:16,970 --> 00:37:18,013 She wasn't my fiancée. 610 00:37:18,096 --> 00:37:19,222 No, you're… 611 00:37:19,306 --> 00:37:22,684 You put the ring on her finger, Hughie. 612 00:37:22,768 --> 00:37:26,605 - Mm. - I know because I pried it off her fucking dead hand! 613 00:37:26,688 --> 00:37:28,482 Look, I thought I was getting engaged to you, all right? 614 00:37:28,565 --> 00:37:31,610 She looked just like you, you know, right down to that freckle you have 615 00:37:31,693 --> 00:37:33,945 - down… - So you did fuck her. 616 00:37:34,029 --> 00:37:35,155 I… 617 00:37:35,238 --> 00:37:36,364 I mean, you know… 618 00:37:36,448 --> 00:37:37,741 How many times? 619 00:37:37,824 --> 00:37:39,117 Had to be less than… 620 00:37:40,535 --> 00:37:41,620 …20. 621 00:37:41,703 --> 00:37:42,871 Oh, my fucking God. 622 00:37:42,954 --> 00:37:44,581 - I was gone for ten days. - She almost 623 00:37:44,664 --> 00:37:47,042 always initiated, and, again, I cannot overstate this enough, 624 00:37:47,125 --> 00:37:48,710 I thought it was you. 625 00:37:48,794 --> 00:37:51,338 Yeah, and as long as you were getting laid, you didn't look too close. 626 00:37:51,421 --> 00:37:52,923 That's the Annie you want. 627 00:37:53,006 --> 00:37:54,883 Down to go down whenever. The perfect girl. 628 00:37:54,966 --> 00:37:59,096 Not someone who is depressed or fucked-up 629 00:37:59,179 --> 00:38:00,889 or comes with any complications. 630 00:38:03,308 --> 00:38:04,935 You want to know how I knew it wasn't you? 631 00:38:07,646 --> 00:38:10,649 In the apartment she wore some designer dress, 632 00:38:10,732 --> 00:38:13,151 and you always ditch your bra for sweats as soon as you get home. 633 00:38:13,235 --> 00:38:14,903 She, she found your car keys 634 00:38:14,986 --> 00:38:18,490 on the first try, and you have never, ever found your car keys in under 15 minutes. 635 00:38:18,573 --> 00:38:19,574 But the final clue: 636 00:38:19,658 --> 00:38:22,577 in the bunker she was sweating, 637 00:38:22,661 --> 00:38:27,207 and you have always been and always will be 90% pashmina. 638 00:38:27,290 --> 00:38:29,084 I love that about you. 639 00:38:29,167 --> 00:38:30,877 All your weird, amazing 640 00:38:30,961 --> 00:38:33,255 fucked-up-ness, that's what makes you you. 641 00:38:34,756 --> 00:38:35,799 Annie, please. 642 00:38:38,802 --> 00:38:39,928 I can't. 643 00:38:45,976 --> 00:38:47,769 Fuck. 644 00:38:58,655 --> 00:38:59,823 Vicky? 645 00:38:59,906 --> 00:39:01,158 I want out. 646 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:03,994 Sorry, is-is this a joke? 647 00:39:05,036 --> 00:39:06,037 No. 648 00:39:07,205 --> 00:39:08,290 It's gone too far. 649 00:39:08,373 --> 00:39:10,375 No. No, you're just saying that 'cause the assassination failed. 650 00:39:10,458 --> 00:39:12,419 No, I'm saying it 'cause it'll never fucking end. 651 00:39:12,502 --> 00:39:15,881 Homelander's unhinged, he's not even listening to Sage anymore. 652 00:39:15,964 --> 00:39:17,883 If I become president, I'm just gonna be a puppet, 653 00:39:17,966 --> 00:39:19,551 and if I fight back, he'll… 654 00:39:22,762 --> 00:39:24,472 I'll resign without a fight. 655 00:39:24,556 --> 00:39:26,933 You just need to get the CIA off my ass and get me and Zoe out. 656 00:39:27,017 --> 00:39:28,393 Okay, fuck all the way off. 657 00:39:28,476 --> 00:39:30,187 You're like the asshole who cried wolf. 658 00:39:30,270 --> 00:39:32,397 - I mean, the shit that you have done… - Oh, what? 659 00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,649 Like how you got Sameer to cook up some more of the virus to kill me? 660 00:39:34,733 --> 00:39:36,318 Oh, and, yeah, cut off his fucking leg! 661 00:39:36,401 --> 00:39:37,903 Ah. 662 00:39:37,986 --> 00:39:40,071 Glad you two connected. Okay. 663 00:39:40,155 --> 00:39:41,656 So the leg thing wasn't me, 664 00:39:41,740 --> 00:39:43,700 and you didn't exactly leave us with a ton of options. 665 00:39:43,783 --> 00:39:46,453 Look, the point is, you hit me, I hit you back, 666 00:39:46,536 --> 00:39:47,954 and it never fucking ends. 667 00:39:48,038 --> 00:39:49,372 WarGames, Hughie. 668 00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:53,043 The only way to win is not to play. 669 00:39:58,423 --> 00:39:59,674 I thought I wanted this. 670 00:39:59,758 --> 00:40:01,843 Not for Zoe or… 671 00:40:01,927 --> 00:40:04,387 Edgar but for me. 672 00:40:04,471 --> 00:40:08,183 You know, I just… I wanted to feel safe, and not like 673 00:40:08,266 --> 00:40:10,477 that scared fucking kid at Red River. 674 00:40:13,730 --> 00:40:16,399 But I don't feel safe, and I'm really fucking scared. 675 00:40:18,902 --> 00:40:20,987 And I'm not getting Zoe killed over this. 676 00:40:24,908 --> 00:40:26,618 This is the only way. 677 00:40:27,702 --> 00:40:29,079 Vicky, I don't know how to trust you. 678 00:40:30,372 --> 00:40:31,915 I'll tell you where Zoe is. 679 00:40:33,333 --> 00:40:34,668 Is she okay? 680 00:40:34,751 --> 00:40:37,587 Yeah, but if I get her, it'll draw too much attention. 681 00:40:37,671 --> 00:40:39,214 And that's how you know you can trust me, 682 00:40:39,297 --> 00:40:41,925 because I am trusting my daughter with you. 683 00:40:43,969 --> 00:40:46,096 Please, Hughie. 684 00:40:46,179 --> 00:40:49,808 You're literally the only person on Earth I can turn to right now. 685 00:41:01,444 --> 00:41:03,113 Enough fucking running. 686 00:41:15,542 --> 00:41:17,043 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 687 00:41:17,127 --> 00:41:19,129 Sorry, bro, you're on the list. 688 00:41:19,212 --> 00:41:21,548 Don't kill me. I can pay you. 689 00:41:21,631 --> 00:41:22,799 You're a writer. 690 00:41:22,882 --> 00:41:24,134 - You don't get paid shit. - Please… 691 00:41:24,217 --> 00:41:25,468 I-I'll do anything. 692 00:41:28,471 --> 00:41:29,514 Anything? 693 00:41:31,349 --> 00:41:33,685 Tell me I'm the smartest superhero in The Seven. 694 00:41:35,020 --> 00:41:38,565 You are, by far, the smartest superhero in The Seven. 695 00:41:38,648 --> 00:41:40,191 You're brilliant, a genius. 696 00:41:40,275 --> 00:41:43,320 And that you respect me the most. Besides Homelander, of course. 697 00:41:43,403 --> 00:41:45,405 Of course. Of course I respect you. 698 00:41:45,488 --> 00:41:47,949 You-You're amazing. 699 00:41:48,033 --> 00:41:50,577 You're just saying that 'cause you're scared, aren't you? 700 00:41:50,660 --> 00:41:51,911 No, I'm not. 701 00:41:51,995 --> 00:41:54,497 - I swear. - Yeah, you are. 702 00:41:55,957 --> 00:41:57,542 But you know what, bro? 703 00:41:58,835 --> 00:42:00,170 That's good enough for me. 704 00:42:14,142 --> 00:42:16,770 Yo, have you seen Ashley? 705 00:42:16,853 --> 00:42:18,563 This is Ashley. 706 00:42:21,316 --> 00:42:22,317 No, bro. 707 00:42:22,400 --> 00:42:24,319 The other Ashley. 708 00:42:25,820 --> 00:42:27,655 This Ashley's not even on the list. Well, I don't know. 709 00:42:27,739 --> 00:42:29,449 Everyone here's named fucking Ashley. 710 00:42:30,909 --> 00:42:32,535 Bro. 711 00:42:40,835 --> 00:42:42,629 Murder boner. 712 00:42:42,712 --> 00:42:44,464 You've got to be kidding me. Look, 713 00:42:44,547 --> 00:42:46,674 if we can flip Neuman, as powerful as she is, 714 00:42:46,758 --> 00:42:48,843 with everything that she has on Vought, I mean, 715 00:42:48,927 --> 00:42:50,678 if there's even a five percent chance. 716 00:42:50,762 --> 00:42:53,306 Alors, what, just forget that Neuman is a monster? 717 00:42:53,390 --> 00:42:55,225 I'm not saying that. I'm saying… 718 00:42:55,308 --> 00:42:57,102 Look, we've all done bad shit. 719 00:42:57,185 --> 00:42:59,729 What if she's just fucked-up like the rest of us, 720 00:42:59,813 --> 00:43:01,481 just trying to do right by her kid? 721 00:43:01,564 --> 00:43:04,526 It's insane that we're even discussing this. 722 00:43:04,609 --> 00:43:07,195 What's insane is that our solution to every problem 723 00:43:07,278 --> 00:43:08,363 is murder. 724 00:43:08,446 --> 00:43:11,032 I used to freak out whenever I saw blood. 725 00:43:11,116 --> 00:43:12,700 Now I barely blink at it. 726 00:43:13,993 --> 00:43:15,412 It shouldn't be that way. 727 00:43:15,495 --> 00:43:17,622 This isn't some fucking Vought movie. 728 00:43:17,705 --> 00:43:19,332 Violence isn't brave. 729 00:43:19,416 --> 00:43:21,751 Neither is hating my mom 730 00:43:21,835 --> 00:43:23,711 or A-Train or… 731 00:43:23,795 --> 00:43:24,921 anyone. 732 00:43:25,004 --> 00:43:26,631 But forgiveness, 733 00:43:26,714 --> 00:43:27,799 letting go, 734 00:43:27,882 --> 00:43:29,300 a little fucking mercy… 735 00:43:29,384 --> 00:43:31,094 that's brave. 736 00:43:32,679 --> 00:43:33,763 It's crazy. 737 00:43:33,847 --> 00:43:35,765 But it's brave. 738 00:43:37,892 --> 00:43:40,311 It's about the last thing my dad ever taught me, and I just think… 739 00:43:41,896 --> 00:43:43,398 …if we're ever gonna win against monsters, 740 00:43:43,481 --> 00:43:45,525 I think we need to start acting human. 741 00:43:51,573 --> 00:43:52,991 Fuck it. 742 00:43:55,326 --> 00:43:57,954 Really? Just… fuck it? 743 00:43:58,037 --> 00:43:59,956 Annie, we're probably dead either way. 744 00:44:00,957 --> 00:44:02,792 Might as well go out with our heads held high. 745 00:44:02,876 --> 00:44:04,294 So… 746 00:44:04,377 --> 00:44:05,879 - fuck it. - Oh. 747 00:44:05,962 --> 00:44:07,005 Great. 748 00:44:07,088 --> 00:44:08,506 Look, 749 00:44:08,590 --> 00:44:10,091 taking a chance with A-Train, 750 00:44:10,175 --> 00:44:12,177 that shit was crazy. 751 00:44:12,260 --> 00:44:13,845 But look at how it turned out. 752 00:44:17,098 --> 00:44:18,641 Shit. 753 00:44:20,727 --> 00:44:22,061 Fuck it. 754 00:44:22,145 --> 00:44:23,521 Petit Hughie, 755 00:44:23,605 --> 00:44:24,606 if you're wrong… 756 00:44:24,689 --> 00:44:26,065 Trust but verify. 757 00:44:26,149 --> 00:44:29,652 But, Frenchie, can you get that virus into Neuman's system? 758 00:44:29,736 --> 00:44:31,779 With a carbon metamaterial tip 759 00:44:31,863 --> 00:44:33,573 to a dart gun 760 00:44:33,656 --> 00:44:36,242 and I aim for soft tissue… 761 00:44:37,452 --> 00:44:38,536 …perhaps. 762 00:44:38,620 --> 00:44:39,621 Then do it. 763 00:44:39,704 --> 00:44:42,540 'Cause if this is a trap, at least we ain't walking in blind. 764 00:44:42,624 --> 00:44:46,252 And, Hughie, if Neuman even blinks funny, 765 00:44:46,336 --> 00:44:48,087 Frenchie's dropping her. 766 00:44:48,171 --> 00:44:50,131 Fair. Got it. 767 00:44:52,133 --> 00:44:53,134 Look, Annie… 768 00:44:53,218 --> 00:44:54,552 Shut up. 769 00:44:54,636 --> 00:44:59,474 You are getting tested for every single disease known to mankind. 770 00:44:59,557 --> 00:45:01,100 Okay? 771 00:45:01,184 --> 00:45:02,852 I'm not getting Shifter syphilis. 772 00:45:09,692 --> 00:45:11,861 Fuck yeah, Hughie. Fuck yeah. 773 00:45:16,699 --> 00:45:18,952 You really think this is wise? 774 00:45:20,411 --> 00:45:22,872 What if Hughie's right? 775 00:45:23,706 --> 00:45:29,087 What if forgiveness is the best we can do? 776 00:45:30,213 --> 00:45:31,297 Even to Neuman? 777 00:45:31,548 --> 00:45:33,508 To Neuman. 778 00:45:33,591 --> 00:45:35,843 To ourselves. 779 00:45:38,429 --> 00:45:41,474 Neuman is easy compared to us. 780 00:45:43,977 --> 00:45:45,311 How? 781 00:45:46,771 --> 00:45:51,818 We try a little every day, I guess. 782 00:45:58,866 --> 00:46:04,831 You know how I said you should be with Colin? 783 00:46:04,914 --> 00:46:06,332 Oui. 784 00:46:08,668 --> 00:46:11,004 I lied. 785 00:46:12,046 --> 00:46:15,717 I just thought you deserved to be with someone… 786 00:46:19,637 --> 00:46:23,850 Better than me. 787 00:46:25,602 --> 00:46:26,811 Mon coeur… 788 00:46:28,563 --> 00:46:31,274 …there is no one… 789 00:46:32,817 --> 00:46:33,985 …better than you. 790 00:47:13,775 --> 00:47:14,901 You know I can hear you. 791 00:47:17,070 --> 00:47:19,489 "Marvin said there was an attempt on Singer's life. 792 00:47:19,572 --> 00:47:21,324 He survived." We know. 793 00:47:21,407 --> 00:47:24,243 There's just some things you don't got to worry about. That's all. 794 00:47:24,327 --> 00:47:26,162 They're gonna try again, and that virus 795 00:47:26,245 --> 00:47:27,747 is a Hail Mary at best. 796 00:47:27,830 --> 00:47:30,333 We are out of time and out of better options. 797 00:47:30,416 --> 00:47:31,959 Ryan needs to know the truth. 798 00:47:32,043 --> 00:47:33,378 And we'll get there. 799 00:47:33,461 --> 00:47:34,962 What truth? 800 00:47:36,839 --> 00:47:38,716 The assassination attempt, 801 00:47:38,800 --> 00:47:40,802 it was on your father's orders. 802 00:47:42,011 --> 00:47:43,096 What? 803 00:47:43,179 --> 00:47:45,515 And Flight 37… 804 00:47:45,598 --> 00:47:48,935 Homelander killed every soul on board. 805 00:47:49,018 --> 00:47:50,019 Grace. 806 00:47:50,103 --> 00:47:51,104 You're lying. 807 00:47:51,187 --> 00:47:52,188 We have it on video. 808 00:47:52,271 --> 00:47:53,981 And he's murdered countless more. 809 00:47:54,065 --> 00:47:55,858 - Your father isn't who you think he is. - Just stop. 810 00:47:55,942 --> 00:47:58,194 - And he wasn't having an affair with your mother. - Grace. 811 00:47:58,277 --> 00:47:59,362 He raped her. 812 00:48:10,081 --> 00:48:12,208 I'm sorry, son. 813 00:48:12,291 --> 00:48:14,544 And? 814 00:48:15,628 --> 00:48:17,130 Your heart's pounding. 815 00:48:17,213 --> 00:48:19,674 There's something you're not telling me. 816 00:48:19,757 --> 00:48:21,676 And you're the only one who can stop him. 817 00:48:21,759 --> 00:48:23,845 S-Stop him? 818 00:48:23,928 --> 00:48:25,847 Like, kill him? 819 00:48:25,930 --> 00:48:27,348 No. No, I can't. 820 00:48:27,432 --> 00:48:28,725 Don't ask me to. 821 00:48:28,808 --> 00:48:30,017 Ryan, you're strong. 822 00:48:30,101 --> 00:48:31,728 - He's stronger. - We'll train you. 823 00:48:31,811 --> 00:48:33,855 - Get you ready. - So this is why you want me to go with you? 824 00:48:33,938 --> 00:48:36,607 So you can teach me how to kill my dad? 825 00:48:36,691 --> 00:48:38,151 I have to go. 826 00:48:38,234 --> 00:48:39,694 No, just stay. 827 00:48:39,777 --> 00:48:41,863 - We'll talk it out together. - I don't want to talk. 828 00:48:41,946 --> 00:48:43,656 I'll be back, I just need to think. 829 00:48:43,740 --> 00:48:45,867 Listen, Ryan, there ain't gonna be another time for you and me. 830 00:48:45,950 --> 00:48:47,577 All right? Let's just take a breather. Yeah? 831 00:48:47,660 --> 00:48:49,162 You can't leave. 832 00:48:54,584 --> 00:48:56,502 Wait. 833 00:48:56,586 --> 00:48:58,713 These walls are six feet thick. 834 00:48:58,796 --> 00:49:00,715 This is the CIA's Hazlet safe house. 835 00:49:00,798 --> 00:49:02,341 Designed to hold people like you. 836 00:49:02,425 --> 00:49:05,052 I could seal us in here, flood the room with halothane. 837 00:49:05,136 --> 00:49:07,263 And we all take a nice, long nap. 838 00:49:07,346 --> 00:49:09,849 - But I don't want to do that, kiddo. - You planned this. 839 00:49:09,932 --> 00:49:12,185 All along. You, you brought me here to trap me. 840 00:49:12,268 --> 00:49:14,103 No, no. We brought you here to help you. 841 00:49:14,187 --> 00:49:16,689 You're locking me in a cage unless I agree to be your weapon. 842 00:49:16,773 --> 00:49:18,316 Just like they did to my dad. 843 00:49:18,399 --> 00:49:20,443 That ain't the way it is, honest. 844 00:49:22,111 --> 00:49:23,780 - Let me go. - Ryan. 845 00:49:23,863 --> 00:49:25,948 When I lost my grandkids, it left 846 00:49:26,032 --> 00:49:29,118 this big empty black hole inside me. 847 00:49:29,202 --> 00:49:32,079 Then the greatest miracle came along. 848 00:49:32,163 --> 00:49:33,915 You. 849 00:49:37,168 --> 00:49:39,128 I love you, kiddo. 850 00:49:39,212 --> 00:49:40,755 Please. 851 00:49:40,838 --> 00:49:43,925 Aunt Grace… I want to leave. 852 00:49:44,008 --> 00:49:45,760 - I'm sorry. - Get out of my way. 853 00:49:45,843 --> 00:49:47,637 Grace. 854 00:49:47,720 --> 00:49:48,623 I'm sorry. 855 00:49:48,638 --> 00:49:50,640 No! 856 00:50:53,411 --> 00:50:54,912 What? 857 00:50:58,499 --> 00:51:01,043 Hello, hello. 858 00:51:04,630 --> 00:51:06,757 You took your braces off, since last time we saw you. 859 00:51:06,841 --> 00:51:09,010 - Let's not do that. - Uh-huh. 860 00:51:09,093 --> 00:51:10,970 How's this gonna work, Neuman? 861 00:51:11,053 --> 00:51:12,513 Simple. 862 00:51:12,597 --> 00:51:14,348 You help me get clear of Homelander, 863 00:51:14,432 --> 00:51:16,601 and Singer's people at the CIA. 864 00:51:17,685 --> 00:51:19,854 And I go quietly. Mm. 865 00:51:19,937 --> 00:51:23,357 - And you'll owe us one. - A lot more than one. 866 00:51:25,818 --> 00:51:28,362 I will owe you many. 867 00:51:28,446 --> 00:51:31,407 Great. So you're gonna help us 868 00:51:31,490 --> 00:51:32,992 take down Vought 869 00:51:33,075 --> 00:51:34,744 and Homelander. 870 00:51:38,247 --> 00:51:39,665 Oi. 871 00:51:45,713 --> 00:51:47,173 Butcher? 872 00:51:49,008 --> 00:51:50,718 No deals. 873 00:51:52,053 --> 00:51:55,014 I can explain, all right? It's all good. I know 874 00:51:55,097 --> 00:51:57,558 what this looks like, but with everything that we've been through together, 875 00:51:57,642 --> 00:52:01,520 I've never once asked you to trust me. I am asking now. 876 00:52:01,604 --> 00:52:04,023 Like the way you used to trust Lenny. 877 00:52:06,442 --> 00:52:08,861 Please, Butcher. 878 00:52:41,477 --> 00:52:43,396 Stop! 879 00:52:45,815 --> 00:52:48,109 No, no, no, no. 880 00:53:22,351 --> 00:53:23,769 Stop. Stop. 881 00:53:26,230 --> 00:53:27,815 It's suicide. 882 00:53:30,401 --> 00:53:32,903 I'll be taking that virus now, thanks, Frenchie. 883 00:53:32,987 --> 00:53:34,405 Ain't no fucking way. 884 00:53:35,740 --> 00:53:37,324 You took V? 885 00:53:37,408 --> 00:53:40,077 It will work on you, too. 886 00:53:54,341 --> 00:53:56,260 If I were you lot, 887 00:53:56,343 --> 00:53:57,928 I wouldn't hang about. 888 00:54:02,558 --> 00:54:04,810 Oh, by the way. 889 00:54:08,522 --> 00:54:10,941 You're all fucking welcome. 890 00:54:27,708 --> 00:54:31,629 We are interrupting our regular reporting with a breaking news story, 891 00:54:31,712 --> 00:54:33,964 that at… I'm sorry, I'm just 892 00:54:34,048 --> 00:54:36,926 looking to my producers here. Is this confirmed? 893 00:54:37,009 --> 00:54:39,845 They're, they're, they're telling me it has been. 894 00:54:39,929 --> 00:54:43,474 The Vice President-Elect, Victoria Neuman, is dead. 895 00:54:43,557 --> 00:54:45,726 Assassinated today only hours 896 00:54:45,810 --> 00:54:49,021 after revealing to the world that she is super-abled… 897 00:54:49,105 --> 00:54:51,190 Where's Ryan? 898 00:54:51,273 --> 00:54:54,068 This was all for him after all, right? 899 00:54:54,151 --> 00:54:56,278 What are you doing here? 900 00:54:56,362 --> 00:54:58,114 Celebrating. 901 00:54:58,197 --> 00:54:59,907 We won. Here. 902 00:55:02,034 --> 00:55:03,702 Everything's turned to shit. 903 00:55:03,786 --> 00:55:05,037 Plan's dead. 904 00:55:05,121 --> 00:55:07,081 This is the plan. 905 00:55:07,164 --> 00:55:10,000 I mean, sure, a few curveballs, 906 00:55:10,084 --> 00:55:12,920 but, uh, we got here. 907 00:55:13,003 --> 00:55:14,922 Just had to keep a few bits to myself. 908 00:55:15,005 --> 00:55:16,799 You know, the bits you'd fuck up by… 909 00:55:18,175 --> 00:55:20,177 …you know, being you. 910 00:55:20,261 --> 00:55:21,887 Neuman would have been a shit patsy. 911 00:55:21,971 --> 00:55:23,389 Stubborn, too many ideas. 912 00:55:23,472 --> 00:55:25,516 So I went another way. 913 00:55:25,599 --> 00:55:28,144 …Bob Singer himself ordering the assassination. 914 00:55:28,227 --> 00:55:30,729 If you'd killed Neuman like I ordered, 915 00:55:30,813 --> 00:55:34,066 we wouldn't be stuck four stories underground playing pocket pool. 916 00:55:34,150 --> 00:55:35,568 And now we go live. 917 00:55:35,651 --> 00:55:37,778 Okay, that's President-Elect Robert Singer 918 00:55:37,862 --> 00:55:39,989 taken into custody by federal agents… 919 00:55:40,072 --> 00:55:41,365 She tried to kill me first. 920 00:55:41,448 --> 00:55:44,535 …in an unprecedented turn of events that is 921 00:55:44,618 --> 00:55:48,497 certain to go down as one of the darkest days… 922 00:55:49,582 --> 00:55:51,000 Oh. 923 00:55:51,083 --> 00:55:53,210 It's for you. 924 00:55:55,754 --> 00:55:57,006 Who is it? 925 00:55:57,089 --> 00:55:59,091 Oh, Speaker of the House Calhoun. 926 00:55:59,175 --> 00:56:00,926 Once they invoke the 25th, 927 00:56:01,010 --> 00:56:02,553 he's next in line to be president. 928 00:56:02,636 --> 00:56:04,847 He'd like to pledge his allegiance to you. 929 00:56:11,270 --> 00:56:12,730 To me? 930 00:56:14,148 --> 00:56:15,232 Just like I promised. 931 00:56:15,316 --> 00:56:16,567 We had a deal. 932 00:56:16,650 --> 00:56:17,985 Yeah, well, I broke the deal. 933 00:56:18,068 --> 00:56:19,737 I didn't. 934 00:56:19,820 --> 00:56:21,197 I told you, 935 00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:23,449 you could trust me, boo. 936 00:56:23,532 --> 00:56:25,534 I got your back. 937 00:56:34,835 --> 00:56:37,796 I-I threw you out like… 938 00:56:38,923 --> 00:56:40,216 …like garbage. 939 00:56:42,218 --> 00:56:43,469 Why would you do this? 940 00:56:45,763 --> 00:56:47,765 To see if I could. 941 00:56:50,226 --> 00:56:52,019 Thank you. 942 00:56:52,102 --> 00:56:54,355 This was so much fun. 943 00:56:54,438 --> 00:56:56,357 Whoo. 944 00:56:56,440 --> 00:56:58,943 Just, you know, next time, 945 00:56:59,026 --> 00:57:01,070 listen to me. 946 00:57:04,281 --> 00:57:05,824 Next time? 947 00:57:05,908 --> 00:57:07,910 Oh, hells yeah, blond ambition. 948 00:57:09,620 --> 00:57:11,956 Buckle up for phase two. 949 00:57:26,971 --> 00:57:28,681 Homelander speaking. 950 00:57:28,764 --> 00:57:31,934 And that is why, as my first official act, 951 00:57:32,017 --> 00:57:35,104 under Article One, Section Nine of the Constitution, 952 00:57:35,187 --> 00:57:37,690 I'm declaring martial law 953 00:57:37,940 --> 00:57:42,194 and deputizing hundreds of superheroes nationwide, 954 00:57:42,278 --> 00:57:44,154 who will report directly 955 00:57:44,238 --> 00:57:47,408 to Homelander himself. 956 00:57:47,491 --> 00:57:49,285 - To keep… - Thank you, Mr. President. 957 00:57:53,914 --> 00:57:57,209 Victoria Neuman, she was a great American. 958 00:57:57,293 --> 00:57:58,919 And a dear, dear friend. 959 00:57:59,003 --> 00:58:00,546 Murdered 960 00:58:00,629 --> 00:58:03,841 in cold blood by deep-state Starlighters 961 00:58:03,924 --> 00:58:06,260 embedded in our own government. 962 00:58:06,343 --> 00:58:09,305 Now that we have full legal authority, 963 00:58:09,388 --> 00:58:12,516 a veritable army of superheroes will be called upon 964 00:58:12,599 --> 00:58:16,645 to rout these traitors from our government and from our streets. 965 00:58:17,688 --> 00:58:19,857 America will be safe again. 966 00:58:19,940 --> 00:58:21,483 And to the Starlighters, 967 00:58:21,567 --> 00:58:23,694 whatever rock you're hiding under, 968 00:58:23,777 --> 00:58:26,613 we're coming for you. 969 00:58:26,697 --> 00:58:28,407 I'm coming for you. 970 00:58:29,867 --> 00:58:32,161 Because today… 971 00:58:33,495 --> 00:58:36,457 …a new age of superheroes begins. 972 00:59:14,787 --> 00:59:17,122 We wake up to a new world. 973 00:59:17,206 --> 00:59:19,583 Where hope, purity 974 00:59:19,666 --> 00:59:22,753 and Jesus's love shine down upon us all. 975 00:59:22,836 --> 00:59:27,383 Where children can sleep peacefully in their mothers' arms, 976 00:59:27,466 --> 00:59:31,804 knowing Starlight's pedo agenda has been thwarted. 977 00:59:39,311 --> 00:59:40,646 Kimiko! 978 01:00:04,670 --> 01:00:08,048 Where America finally sees the woke mob 979 01:00:08,132 --> 01:00:10,926 for what it is: monsters who want to destroy 980 01:00:11,009 --> 01:00:14,304 our heritage, traffic our children, 981 01:00:14,388 --> 01:00:16,473 and feminize our men. 982 01:00:18,392 --> 01:00:21,228 Where, with Homelander's guidance… 983 01:00:24,773 --> 01:00:27,359 …we will all come together in unity. 984 01:00:32,406 --> 01:00:33,991 No. 985 01:00:34,074 --> 01:00:36,702 No. No! 986 01:00:36,785 --> 01:00:39,538 No! 987 01:00:40,581 --> 01:00:43,000 No! 988 01:00:57,806 --> 01:01:00,350 We will make America 989 01:01:00,434 --> 01:01:03,061 strong again. 990 01:01:03,145 --> 01:01:05,314 Proud again. 991 01:01:10,360 --> 01:01:11,945 And most of all, 992 01:01:12,029 --> 01:01:14,990 we will make America super again. 993 01:01:45,479 --> 01:01:46,980 How long have you known? 994 01:01:47,064 --> 01:01:49,525 Only since this morning's classified briefing. 995 01:01:52,569 --> 01:01:54,571 You were my first call. 996 01:01:55,739 --> 01:01:57,366 Hand to God. 997 01:02:04,081 --> 01:02:06,250 You got to be fucking kidding me. 998 01:02:07,918 --> 01:02:09,711 This whole time.