1 00:00:06,048 --> 00:00:08,235 - Showtime. - I just shot honey boy 2 with shia. 2 00:00:08,259 --> 00:00:10,320 Smells like an Abercrombie got fucked by a 7-Eleven. 3 00:00:10,344 --> 00:00:12,781 - Is that milk? - Heavens to Betsy! 4 00:00:12,805 --> 00:00:15,516 - You can join the fun. - And I've had a threesome with Gary busey. 5 00:00:16,767 --> 00:00:17,828 You left us for dead, 6 00:00:17,852 --> 00:00:19,162 and now it's like nothing happened? 7 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,289 I'll fucking kill you. 8 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:22,416 Go on. 9 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,542 - Do it. - Fuck butcher. 10 00:00:23,566 --> 00:00:25,001 Fuck Hughie. 11 00:00:25,025 --> 00:00:26,211 You're just gonna drag us all down with you. 12 00:00:26,235 --> 00:00:27,129 Mom! 13 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:28,046 - Annie. - Hi. 14 00:00:28,070 --> 00:00:29,172 How old was I 15 00:00:29,196 --> 00:00:31,800 when you let vought pump me full of drugs? 16 00:00:31,824 --> 00:00:34,928 They promised that you'd have a chance at an extraordinary life. 17 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:36,722 You told me that daddy left because 18 00:00:36,746 --> 00:00:38,348 he lost all of our savings. 19 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:40,225 Was it really bad investments? 20 00:00:40,249 --> 00:00:43,895 Your whole Marlboro man act, it's fucking crap, and I... 21 00:00:43,919 --> 00:00:45,897 fort Harmony was an army hospital 22 00:00:45,921 --> 00:00:47,899 where Frederick vought was testing the v1. 23 00:00:47,923 --> 00:00:50,569 If there's any more left out there, that would be the fucking place to look. 24 00:00:50,593 --> 00:00:53,321 V1's ten times more potent than today's formula. 25 00:00:53,345 --> 00:00:57,266 Only worked on a handful of early supes: You and storm front. 26 00:00:58,392 --> 00:01:00,954 - Who is storm front? - Dr. Vought's wife Clara. 27 00:01:00,978 --> 00:01:02,664 I think you knew her as Liberty? 28 00:01:02,688 --> 00:01:03,915 We're still gonna go after homelander, right? 29 00:01:03,939 --> 00:01:05,167 Not without the virus. 30 00:01:05,191 --> 00:01:06,585 You said I was strong enough. 31 00:01:06,609 --> 00:01:08,128 You said I was the only one who could stop him. 32 00:01:08,152 --> 00:01:10,714 I just said that so you'd get him out of the tower. 33 00:01:10,738 --> 00:01:11,822 My sweet, sweet boy. 34 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,123 Homelander? 35 00:01:22,500 --> 00:01:25,270 Fire... Cracker. 36 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:29,191 - What's that smell? - It, 37 00:01:29,215 --> 00:01:30,859 might be my new perfume line. 38 00:01:30,883 --> 00:01:33,110 It's general Lee's secret. 39 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:34,386 No. 40 00:01:34,970 --> 00:01:36,180 That's my father. 41 00:01:36,764 --> 00:01:38,182 It's soldier boy. 42 00:01:39,265 --> 00:01:41,977 - I can smell him all over you. - Right. 43 00:01:42,937 --> 00:01:45,689 Of course. 'Cause we was just, prepping for our interview. 44 00:01:46,398 --> 00:01:48,150 Prepping? 45 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:53,298 I need you for something. 46 00:01:53,322 --> 00:01:54,782 You do? 47 00:01:57,660 --> 00:02:01,598 I have received the most wonderful message. 48 00:02:03,290 --> 00:02:06,544 I was visited... By an angel. 49 00:02:08,545 --> 00:02:11,257 And she foretold my destiny. 50 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:15,278 Wow. Well, praise be. 51 00:02:15,302 --> 00:02:16,804 And what is it? 52 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:19,139 God. 53 00:02:20,224 --> 00:02:22,160 Sir, that is wonderful. 54 00:02:22,184 --> 00:02:24,454 There is no higher calling than serving the lord. 55 00:02:24,478 --> 00:02:25,539 No. 56 00:02:25,563 --> 00:02:28,274 Not serving the lord. 57 00:02:28,899 --> 00:02:30,359 Being the lord. 58 00:02:32,361 --> 00:02:33,988 I am the Messiah. 59 00:02:36,281 --> 00:02:38,885 I'm the savior of the world. 60 00:02:38,909 --> 00:02:41,370 The... Messiah? 61 00:02:42,538 --> 00:02:43,581 Yes. 62 00:02:46,792 --> 00:02:48,293 Congrats. 63 00:02:49,043 --> 00:02:50,963 Thank you. 64 00:02:53,173 --> 00:02:55,317 I always knew I was special. 65 00:02:55,341 --> 00:02:56,903 I knew it. 66 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:57,988 I suffered. 67 00:02:58,012 --> 00:03:00,991 I suffered so many hardships, and I... 68 00:03:01,015 --> 00:03:04,059 I couldn't understand why. 69 00:03:04,643 --> 00:03:09,916 But you... you... You always saw it. 70 00:03:09,940 --> 00:03:11,084 Didn't you? 71 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:13,611 You knew all along I was special. 72 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:17,424 That is why I have chosen you 73 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:20,910 to spread the word of my coming. 74 00:03:23,162 --> 00:03:24,222 How? 75 00:03:24,246 --> 00:03:27,601 Well, we control the most powerful media apparatus on earth. 76 00:03:28,709 --> 00:03:31,712 Jesus would kill for our marketing. 77 00:03:34,340 --> 00:03:35,716 What do you say? 78 00:03:37,968 --> 00:03:40,763 Well, you know I would do anything for you, sir. 79 00:03:41,347 --> 00:03:42,699 Thank you. 80 00:03:55,694 --> 00:03:57,905 Here he is. 81 00:03:58,489 --> 00:03:59,656 Back from the dead. 82 00:04:00,366 --> 00:04:02,636 Easy does it. 83 00:04:02,660 --> 00:04:04,119 Easy. 84 00:04:05,412 --> 00:04:06,473 Here. 85 00:04:15,756 --> 00:04:18,777 It's a bit like that empire strikes back film, innit? 86 00:04:18,801 --> 00:04:20,362 - Never saw it. - What? 87 00:04:20,386 --> 00:04:21,947 - Bollocks. I showed it to you. - No. 88 00:04:21,971 --> 00:04:23,114 You showed me star wars. 89 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:24,866 And mom never let me watch any of 'em. 90 00:04:24,890 --> 00:04:27,226 They're with that guy from regarding Henry, right? 91 00:04:28,185 --> 00:04:29,871 Yeah. 92 00:04:29,895 --> 00:04:33,124 Anyway, there's this bit, see. 93 00:04:33,148 --> 00:04:35,460 Young Luke hops in his spaceship, 94 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:38,171 fucks off to a Barney with his old man Darth Vader. 95 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:41,699 - Cops... - wait. Darth Vader's Luke Skywalker's dad? 96 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,469 Yeah. 97 00:04:44,493 --> 00:04:46,429 It's a bit of a spoiler. But, anyway, listen, 98 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:50,141 the point is you should've waited till we got the virus sorted. 99 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:51,457 This is a war. 100 00:04:52,459 --> 00:04:54,145 And you're the best weapon we got. 101 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:56,606 But you ain't no use to anyone 102 00:04:56,630 --> 00:05:01,069 if you go put yourself into a body bag fore we put homelander in one. 103 00:05:01,093 --> 00:05:02,946 At least I was brave enough to try. 104 00:05:02,970 --> 00:05:06,015 Well, there's a fine line between bravery and stupidity, son. 105 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:09,893 You don't give a shit about me. 106 00:05:10,894 --> 00:05:12,062 Maybe you never did. 107 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:19,028 Here. I'll fetch you some more water. 108 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:28,954 Fucking teenagers. 109 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:51,286 Welcome back, motherfucker. 110 00:05:57,191 --> 00:05:58,358 Thank you. 111 00:06:00,110 --> 00:06:02,297 - I needed that. - Of course. 112 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,912 What was that about? 113 00:06:12,915 --> 00:06:13,999 Nothing. 114 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:18,146 Check you out. 115 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:19,606 - Thank you, thank you. - All right. 116 00:06:19,630 --> 00:06:21,274 If you twats are all done with fashion week, 117 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,068 let's get to work, yeah? 118 00:06:23,092 --> 00:06:25,570 Frenchie, how long till we got a dose big enough? 119 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:28,031 No, there was so little virus left. 120 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,574 It needs time to multiply. 121 00:06:29,598 --> 00:06:30,867 You know what they say? 122 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:32,409 Cook low and slow. 123 00:06:32,433 --> 00:06:33,828 How fucking long? 124 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:35,246 Weeks, at least. 125 00:06:35,270 --> 00:06:36,915 Okay, then we should go to fort Harmony now. 126 00:06:36,939 --> 00:06:39,084 That place got shut down 80 years ago. 127 00:06:39,108 --> 00:06:41,920 If there's any v1 left in there, it ain't gonna be easy to find. 128 00:06:41,944 --> 00:06:43,588 And there is also the small matter 129 00:06:43,612 --> 00:06:45,090 of the likely v'ed-up beast 130 00:06:45,114 --> 00:06:48,551 that spilled those boy scouts' innards like a cadbury à la crème? 131 00:06:48,575 --> 00:06:51,221 Do I need to remind you guys that homelander has Stan Edgar? 132 00:06:51,245 --> 00:06:53,181 Odds are they're ten steps ahead. 133 00:06:53,205 --> 00:06:56,183 If we get the v1 first, we save Annie, we save kimiko, 134 00:06:56,207 --> 00:06:57,352 we save you. 135 00:06:57,376 --> 00:06:58,645 If you give a shit. 136 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:00,897 If homelander gets it, he's immortal, 137 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:03,233 virus is useless, and we're fucked sideways. 138 00:07:03,257 --> 00:07:08,178 So, who wants to go to... Clearfield? 139 00:07:08,971 --> 00:07:10,240 Who's gonna take care of Ryan? 140 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:12,200 He's gone. He legged it. 141 00:07:12,224 --> 00:07:14,059 Wonder whose fault that is. 142 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:17,580 Well, I wouldn't be throwing stones if I were you, mate. 143 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:20,190 Unless you can tell us where starlight is. 144 00:07:26,697 --> 00:07:27,882 Right. 145 00:07:27,906 --> 00:07:29,074 Let's get cracking. 146 00:07:42,254 --> 00:07:43,380 Annie. 147 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:45,549 Dad. 148 00:07:51,513 --> 00:07:53,700 Hey, listen, I need to talk to you. 149 00:07:53,724 --> 00:07:55,076 I'm all ears. 150 00:07:55,100 --> 00:07:56,935 Okay, can you please stop doing that? 151 00:08:05,611 --> 00:08:06,838 How did you find me? 152 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,548 I've been looking for months. 153 00:08:08,572 --> 00:08:10,466 You are really good at hiding. 154 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:14,077 It has been 20 years, and that's the first thing that you have to say to me? 155 00:08:15,162 --> 00:08:16,288 What should I say? 156 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:19,457 Dad? 157 00:08:24,421 --> 00:08:27,174 Annie, this is your brother... Mason. 158 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,738 It's simple, Mr. President. 159 00:08:31,762 --> 00:08:33,448 You defund the public schools 160 00:08:33,472 --> 00:08:36,534 and give vouchers for the homelander freedom academies. 161 00:08:36,558 --> 00:08:39,162 You don't want kids reading about gay penguins 162 00:08:39,186 --> 00:08:42,457 and becoming woke jihadis, do you? 163 00:08:42,481 --> 00:08:43,899 Thank you, sir. 164 00:08:46,109 --> 00:08:47,378 Let me be clear. 165 00:08:47,402 --> 00:08:48,755 Nobody summons me. 166 00:08:48,779 --> 00:08:51,049 The last time I let a black woman boss me around, 167 00:08:51,073 --> 00:08:52,425 it was Nell Carter. 168 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:55,220 With a cock ring and a tub of crisco. 169 00:08:55,244 --> 00:08:57,222 B.a. Flagged a deal point for your movie. 170 00:08:57,246 --> 00:09:01,726 We cannot furnish your trailer with, quote, "a big bowl of cocaine." 171 00:09:01,750 --> 00:09:04,229 - It's in my rider. - From 1984. 172 00:09:04,253 --> 00:09:06,314 I think I can have whatever the fuck I want. 173 00:09:06,338 --> 00:09:08,566 You're welcome to take it up with homelander. 174 00:09:08,590 --> 00:09:10,717 When he gets back from fort Harmony. 175 00:09:12,970 --> 00:09:14,155 Fort Harmony? 176 00:09:14,179 --> 00:09:17,367 Homelander and Stan Edgar had a good heart-to-heart, 177 00:09:17,391 --> 00:09:21,603 and we think there's a strong chance of finding v1 at fort Harmony. 178 00:09:22,688 --> 00:09:26,525 Isn't that where Dr. Vought first injected you? 179 00:09:28,110 --> 00:09:29,420 It's great news. 180 00:09:29,444 --> 00:09:33,967 If he finds it, homelander will be immune to the virus and immortal, like you. 181 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:36,052 You'll get to spend eternity together. 182 00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,286 Father and son. 183 00:09:37,869 --> 00:09:39,246 Forever. 184 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,501 - When did he leave? - Hasn't left yet. 185 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:49,816 Maybe you could go with him, show him where to look. 186 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,735 After all, who knows that place better than you? 187 00:10:09,151 --> 00:10:10,712 It's weird. 188 00:10:10,736 --> 00:10:12,505 - No birds or animals. It's like... - fucking hell. 189 00:10:12,529 --> 00:10:14,924 Had to park on the other side of the state, didn't you? 190 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:18,261 Well, if the hike's too hard, why don't you try tying your boots, motherfucker. 191 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,396 Fuck that. 192 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:32,275 - Not really my type, son. - Hey, how about showing a little respect? 193 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:33,651 You know, Hughie's right, butcher. 194 00:10:33,675 --> 00:10:35,862 You should take her out to dinner first. 195 00:10:38,180 --> 00:10:39,949 Let's see here. 196 00:10:39,973 --> 00:10:42,869 Based on the decomp, these bodies have been here a while. 197 00:10:42,893 --> 00:10:45,121 Something ripped them apart. 198 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:48,583 Whatever killed those boy scouts might still stalk these woods. 199 00:10:48,607 --> 00:10:50,543 Let's get a move on, then. 200 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:53,046 Didn't come out here to get bummed by bigfoot. 201 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,684 Goddamn. This is delicious. 202 00:11:07,834 --> 00:11:09,479 Why'd I wait so long to try this? 203 00:11:09,503 --> 00:11:11,022 What was I worried about? 204 00:11:11,046 --> 00:11:13,806 Probably the highest honor a fish can have, giving their lives to me. 205 00:11:14,966 --> 00:11:18,279 I bet they go to little fish heaven, with 47 virgin tuna. 206 00:11:18,303 --> 00:11:21,032 Yo. What the fuck, bro? 207 00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,116 I trusted you. 208 00:11:22,140 --> 00:11:23,618 So now you can talk? 209 00:11:23,642 --> 00:11:25,328 You think going full method is easy? 210 00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:28,289 Do you know how hard it's been to not talk? 211 00:11:28,313 --> 00:11:30,541 My most powerful instrument, and I can't even use it. 212 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,085 But I fucking committed. 213 00:11:32,109 --> 00:11:35,546 I have given everything to this role, and you straight up fucked me over. 214 00:11:35,570 --> 00:11:38,132 Wait, are you still butt hurt about me bringing in Stan Edgar? 215 00:11:38,156 --> 00:11:39,425 I thought we were friends. 216 00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:42,345 I had your back every time people laughed at how stupid you are, 217 00:11:42,369 --> 00:11:46,557 how your powers are a joke, how you're so dumb you need a court-appointed guardian. 218 00:11:46,581 --> 00:11:47,725 Nobody says that. 219 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:48,976 Yes, they do. 220 00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,269 All the time. 221 00:11:50,293 --> 00:11:52,355 Well, let's not make a federal case out of this, bro v. Wade. 222 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:54,649 I needed a win from homelander. Edgar was it. 223 00:11:54,673 --> 00:11:56,174 It's a doggy dog world. 224 00:11:56,758 --> 00:11:58,403 Is that what you think the phrase is? 225 00:11:58,427 --> 00:12:01,513 Whatever. Just... put your fucking mask back on. 226 00:12:02,764 --> 00:12:04,075 So that's how it is? 227 00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:05,660 You better watch your fucking back. 228 00:12:05,684 --> 00:12:08,162 Yeah? What are you gonna do about it? 229 00:12:08,186 --> 00:12:09,872 Homelander's stoked about Edgar. 230 00:12:09,896 --> 00:12:11,207 He loves me right now. 231 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,542 How long is that gonna last? 232 00:12:12,566 --> 00:12:15,206 You really think you're more important to him than his own father? 233 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,262 Open your asshole wider. 234 00:12:32,711 --> 00:12:36,107 Man. The view from back here was crazy. 235 00:12:36,131 --> 00:12:37,757 You love it. 236 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:40,778 Hon. 237 00:12:40,802 --> 00:12:43,114 Your super scream. 238 00:12:43,138 --> 00:12:45,074 We really got to get you a stronger ball gag. 239 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:47,118 The way you punish my sin pit, 240 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:50,187 ain't no ball gag in the world strong enough. 241 00:12:50,979 --> 00:12:54,667 I got to say, when sage said I should marry you for the optics, 242 00:12:54,691 --> 00:12:55,793 I hung up on her. 243 00:12:55,817 --> 00:13:00,006 But I do love busting gushers... 244 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,842 all over your pathetic worm face. 245 00:13:02,866 --> 00:13:04,284 Aw, baby. 246 00:13:11,917 --> 00:13:13,710 Ooh. 247 00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,236 Shoot. 248 00:13:22,260 --> 00:13:26,073 I got to run. I forgot I have a-a meeting with the worship team. 249 00:13:26,097 --> 00:13:27,408 He's lying. The church is bankrupt. 250 00:13:27,432 --> 00:13:28,493 Wait, what? 251 00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,244 - The church is bankrupt? - What? 252 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:32,455 Who... did back Ashley tell you that? 253 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,790 After all that hot eye contact I was giving her? 254 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:37,251 - That two-faced bitch. - How do you lose money on a megachurch? 255 00:13:37,275 --> 00:13:39,545 You bring in hundreds of millions and don't pay taxes. 256 00:13:39,569 --> 00:13:41,923 Attendance is down. Donations are drying up. 257 00:13:41,947 --> 00:13:43,707 And I'm sure the two gulfstreams don't help. 258 00:13:44,491 --> 00:13:45,968 How deep in the hole are you? 259 00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:49,555 Just... 150 million. 260 00:13:49,579 --> 00:13:51,974 Jesus Christ. Are you kidding me? 261 00:13:51,998 --> 00:13:54,435 You were supposed to get me a 12-point bump with Evangelicals, 262 00:13:54,459 --> 00:13:56,312 - not hauled before congress. - Hey. 263 00:13:56,336 --> 00:13:59,815 What happened to how much you love busting gushers on my face? 264 00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:02,318 That was before you turned me into Tammy fucking Faye. 265 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:04,529 This is ethics committees, subpoenas. 266 00:14:04,553 --> 00:14:06,113 Chris Hayes is gonna have a field day. 267 00:14:06,137 --> 00:14:07,657 Well, what are we gonna do? 268 00:14:07,681 --> 00:14:09,700 We? You tell me. 269 00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:11,518 You're the fucking emissary of god. 270 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,412 Ma'am, you have a visitor. 271 00:14:13,436 --> 00:14:15,480 I need y'all's help with something. 272 00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,168 Dang. 273 00:14:19,192 --> 00:14:21,403 Smells like a wet shit in a waffle house in here. 274 00:14:27,784 --> 00:14:29,470 Any sign of super cunt? 275 00:14:29,494 --> 00:14:31,371 Could already be inside. 276 00:14:32,455 --> 00:14:35,834 Well, let's find out. 277 00:14:37,836 --> 00:14:39,313 What's wrong? 278 00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,755 Annie. 279 00:14:42,340 --> 00:14:43,734 She'll come back. 280 00:14:43,758 --> 00:14:45,945 No. I almost died. 281 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:48,364 But she made it all about her and she took off. 282 00:14:48,388 --> 00:14:50,491 I mean, last year, I got bad-touched by a shape-shifter, 283 00:14:50,515 --> 00:14:52,642 and she still found a way to make it about her. 284 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:54,894 She can be such a fucking bitch. 285 00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:01,794 Jesus, sorry, I-I didn't mean 286 00:15:01,818 --> 00:15:03,695 for that to come out so harsh. 287 00:15:18,335 --> 00:15:20,646 Fucking hell. 288 00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:21,755 Fuck happened here? 289 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:26,468 Our v'd-up beast enjoyed an amuse-bouche, perhaps? 290 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:30,072 Well, explains why we didn't hear no animals. 291 00:15:30,096 --> 00:15:31,723 I said that ten minutes ago. 292 00:15:54,829 --> 00:15:56,849 Hi. Kathy. 293 00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,667 I have always wanted... 294 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:01,145 It's nice to finally meet you. 295 00:16:01,169 --> 00:16:02,253 So, you knew about this? 296 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,149 You know what's funny? 297 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:07,902 I must have asked you, like, a hundred times to go to voughtland, 298 00:16:07,926 --> 00:16:10,279 but you always said the roller coasters would make you nauseous. 299 00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:11,429 He said that? 300 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,418 Couldn't get him off that thing. 301 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,456 How's your mom? 302 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:23,650 She's okay. She's in hiding, but she's okay. 303 00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:26,545 You're a cop? 304 00:16:26,569 --> 00:16:32,176 Deputy. Thought you were working for, the telephone company. 305 00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:34,136 When's the last time you saw a pay phone? 306 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:37,973 So, does that mean you're rounding up starlighters? 307 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,016 You mean terrorists? 308 00:16:40,040 --> 00:16:42,269 - Mason. - Sorry, am I being rude? 309 00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:44,271 We're all good with serving tea to the supe serial killer 310 00:16:44,295 --> 00:16:46,131 - in our living room? - That's enough. 311 00:16:48,466 --> 00:16:50,111 You know what? 312 00:16:50,135 --> 00:16:51,612 I'm sorry. 313 00:16:51,636 --> 00:16:54,347 I'm sorry, I've put you guys in danger just by being here. 314 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:57,910 You were right keeping me a secret. 315 00:16:57,934 --> 00:16:59,495 I'll just go. 316 00:16:59,519 --> 00:17:00,729 Annie, wait. 317 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:03,833 I'm making a stroganoff. 318 00:17:03,857 --> 00:17:05,543 Well, it's hamburger helper, but... 319 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:07,545 Have dinner with us? 320 00:17:07,569 --> 00:17:09,505 Wash your clothes, take a shower. 321 00:17:09,529 --> 00:17:13,199 No offense, but you could use one. 322 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:16,953 This is insane. 323 00:17:20,874 --> 00:17:23,728 Really? We're getting fucking men do for lunch again? 324 00:17:23,752 --> 00:17:25,688 Baja green goddess with impossible chorizo. 325 00:17:25,712 --> 00:17:27,356 Yeah, can someone make a run to home depot 326 00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:29,400 and get me some organic peat moss soil? 327 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:32,069 - Three pounds? Thank you. - All right, y'all. 328 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,487 Let's keep it going. 329 00:17:33,511 --> 00:17:35,656 Blue sky day. No bad ideas. 330 00:17:35,680 --> 00:17:39,034 Just got to sell homelander as our lord and savior is all. 331 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:42,455 All right, I first thought theater, but what if he performed a miracle on live TV? 332 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:45,541 He could part the red sea and send some refugees back where they came from. 333 00:17:45,565 --> 00:17:47,042 You couldn't do it live, though. 334 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:48,461 We'd have to VFX the entire thing. 335 00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:49,879 Right, this is a "yes and" room. 336 00:17:49,903 --> 00:17:52,071 Yes, and you're an idiot. 337 00:17:52,739 --> 00:17:56,594 Okay. The bad version is he turns water into wine. 338 00:17:56,618 --> 00:17:59,221 Playing a quick game of opposites here, what if... 339 00:17:59,245 --> 00:18:01,682 It was something not fucking terrible? 340 00:18:01,706 --> 00:18:04,560 Like, what if homelander 341 00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:06,979 flew into all the major holy sites in the world? 342 00:18:07,003 --> 00:18:10,566 Let the people meet their new god in person? 343 00:18:10,590 --> 00:18:12,818 Selfies with god. 344 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:16,781 Pitching off of that, we could put him on a throne on the temple mount. 345 00:18:16,805 --> 00:18:19,033 That is your poster right there. Amen. 346 00:18:19,057 --> 00:18:22,286 This is amazing. 347 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:26,499 And for the record, homelander is 100% god, 348 00:18:26,523 --> 00:18:28,983 but won't some people say he's not? 349 00:18:30,068 --> 00:18:33,756 A homelander church would bring in homelander box office. 350 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:36,032 We prayed to god for help. He's answering. 351 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:39,178 Looks like fire crotch has a point. 352 00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,180 - Excuse me? - The other fire crotch. 353 00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,641 - Madam vice president. - Because according to the snap poll here, 354 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,017 only 22% of Americans 355 00:18:45,041 --> 00:18:47,311 would even accept homelander as their one true god, 356 00:18:47,335 --> 00:18:49,396 making a real uphill battle to get him 357 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,273 into the 70s, which is where he'd need to be. 358 00:18:51,297 --> 00:18:54,777 You know, I'd say it's all about numbers with you suits, 359 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,862 but vought plus never releases any. 360 00:18:56,886 --> 00:19:01,057 Look, what we need to do is tell a story. 361 00:19:03,601 --> 00:19:05,663 Who here has read Joseph Campbell? 362 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:06,831 - Jesus Christ. - What? 363 00:19:06,855 --> 00:19:11,001 Light of justice finale got a d-minus on a.V. Club. 364 00:19:11,025 --> 00:19:15,798 Okay, I had to service 14 main characters and cross over a bunch of assholes 365 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,758 from the avenging squad prequel. 366 00:19:17,782 --> 00:19:19,927 You try and make a good finale out of that. 367 00:19:19,951 --> 00:19:21,804 The problem is, we are trying to sell 368 00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:24,807 a product that no one is asking for. 369 00:19:24,831 --> 00:19:27,893 Like new coke. Right? Everybody already loves Jesus. 370 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,020 They want to eat right out of his asshole. 371 00:19:31,713 --> 00:19:34,275 Figuratively speaking, of course. 372 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:35,651 Jesus was a great man. 373 00:19:35,675 --> 00:19:37,444 - Yeah. - The things he preached, 374 00:19:37,468 --> 00:19:41,806 turning the other cheek and... Taking in foreigners... 375 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,018 caring for the poor... 376 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:49,164 that shit don't sell no more. 377 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:55,045 No, what we need is a church that preaches American. 378 00:19:55,069 --> 00:20:00,426 America is god's government, and we are his chosen people. 379 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:04,805 Manifest destiny, from sea to shining sea and shit. 380 00:20:07,248 --> 00:20:11,961 With a real American hero as our savior. 381 00:20:15,131 --> 00:20:18,426 The Democratic church... 382 00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:21,387 of america. 383 00:20:25,308 --> 00:20:26,619 You heard the numbers. 384 00:20:26,643 --> 00:20:30,021 The public won't accept it if we come out and call homelander "god." 385 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,690 I know what to call him. 386 00:20:36,569 --> 00:20:40,716 Orson welles wore a cape to cover his fat ass. 387 00:20:40,740 --> 00:20:42,885 Well, we could still fly the rest of the way. 388 00:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,137 I told you, you're not fucking carrying me. 389 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,621 All right. 390 00:20:50,500 --> 00:20:52,085 My god. 391 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:55,755 What a couple of uggos. 392 00:20:58,424 --> 00:21:00,134 What changed your mind? 393 00:21:01,970 --> 00:21:03,805 Yesterday, you told me you wouldn't help me. 394 00:21:06,516 --> 00:21:08,893 Firecracker said you looked up to me. 395 00:21:09,978 --> 00:21:11,813 Guess you're not a complete idiot. 396 00:21:13,231 --> 00:21:14,959 I never said that. 397 00:21:14,983 --> 00:21:16,609 You want my help or not? 398 00:21:19,404 --> 00:21:22,508 The other day, when Clara vought's name came up, 399 00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:24,534 I got the impression you knew her. 400 00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,912 I fucked her once or twice. That's all. 401 00:21:30,331 --> 00:21:32,417 - What? - You did? 402 00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,922 Then, I guess we're related in more ways than one. 403 00:21:40,508 --> 00:21:42,552 Where is she? 404 00:21:43,678 --> 00:21:46,281 Dead. Suicide. 405 00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:47,574 Horseshit. 406 00:21:47,598 --> 00:21:49,576 She'd never off herself. 407 00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,269 Yeah, well, she did. 408 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:54,355 Did you see a body? 409 00:22:12,957 --> 00:22:14,351 Hey. 410 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:16,210 I found something. 411 00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:18,981 Blueprints. 412 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:22,026 Yeah, there's a labyrinth of hallways and rooms underground. 413 00:22:22,050 --> 00:22:23,110 There's the lab. 414 00:22:23,134 --> 00:22:24,903 If the v1 is here, that's where it should be. 415 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,865 Blueprints? Fucking magic. 416 00:22:27,889 --> 00:22:30,034 If the v1's here, it ought to be in the lab. 417 00:22:30,058 --> 00:22:31,952 I just said that. Are you ever gonna fucking listen to me? 418 00:22:31,976 --> 00:22:34,562 Yeah, as soon as you say something worth listening to, luv. 419 00:22:35,730 --> 00:22:36,874 Why do you have to be such an asshole? 420 00:22:36,898 --> 00:22:38,792 Finally twigged now, have you? 421 00:22:38,816 --> 00:22:42,504 No, you remind me every day. Real father of the year, 422 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,131 getting Ryan to fight your battles for you. 423 00:22:44,155 --> 00:22:47,155 Says the twat who turned his dad into a fucking zombie and then killed him. 424 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,762 Okay, you know what? It's not just Ryan. 425 00:22:49,786 --> 00:22:51,722 - Look what you did to m.M. - The fuck did he do to me? 426 00:22:51,746 --> 00:22:53,891 He dragged you down in the shit with him, and the worst part, 427 00:22:53,915 --> 00:22:55,642 you let him do it, you fucking pussy. 428 00:22:55,666 --> 00:22:57,686 Everyone, s'il vous plaît. 429 00:22:57,710 --> 00:22:59,521 - "Pussy"? - Something is wrong here. 430 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:01,148 This fucking nonce just called you a pussy. 431 00:23:01,172 --> 00:23:02,566 You gonna let him get away with that? 432 00:23:02,590 --> 00:23:04,151 Want me to put you in the fucking dirt? 433 00:23:04,175 --> 00:23:07,071 Yeah, fucking do it, m. Do it. Fucking do it. 434 00:23:07,095 --> 00:23:08,489 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 435 00:23:08,513 --> 00:23:11,700 - Hey. That's enough. - None of you ever listen to me. 436 00:23:11,724 --> 00:23:13,035 I listen to you. 437 00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,870 You get jealous whenever I talk to anyone else. 438 00:23:14,894 --> 00:23:16,914 I don't need you to translate for me anymore. 439 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:18,332 I'm not your fucking pet. 440 00:23:18,356 --> 00:23:20,667 Nah, but he liked you better when you were a dumb animal. 441 00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:22,461 Hey, stop! 442 00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:25,154 Can you not see there is something strange about this place? 443 00:23:25,947 --> 00:23:27,424 We need to focus. 444 00:23:27,448 --> 00:23:29,426 V1. 445 00:23:32,370 --> 00:23:33,788 Allons-y. 446 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:47,510 Mason! 447 00:23:52,890 --> 00:23:54,785 Sorry about him. He's... 448 00:23:54,809 --> 00:23:57,061 It's okay. I used to be his age. 449 00:23:57,645 --> 00:23:59,123 I saw the sign out front. 450 00:23:59,147 --> 00:24:01,708 "In this house, we believe in homelander"? 451 00:24:01,732 --> 00:24:04,128 New boss at the department made everybody put 'em up. 452 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:06,797 We answer to a supe named live wire now. 453 00:24:06,821 --> 00:24:10,008 I don't round up starlighters, by the way. 454 00:24:10,032 --> 00:24:11,927 When that order comes in, I catch the flu. 455 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:13,512 And the other deputies? 456 00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:16,431 They think that starlighters are coming for their kids. 457 00:24:16,455 --> 00:24:18,392 But that's a lie that vought sells. 458 00:24:18,416 --> 00:24:21,854 - I know that. - Then why don't you say anything? 459 00:24:21,878 --> 00:24:23,730 The last guy that spoke up disappeared, 460 00:24:23,754 --> 00:24:26,382 middle of the night, with his wife and kids. 461 00:24:26,966 --> 00:24:31,637 I'm not proud of it, Annie, but I have a family to protect. 462 00:24:34,473 --> 00:24:36,952 I came here to get, you know, some answers 463 00:24:36,976 --> 00:24:40,664 and some closure before time runs out, but... 464 00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:41,939 Not what you expected? 465 00:24:43,024 --> 00:24:44,483 You could say that. 466 00:24:46,027 --> 00:24:49,047 After you left, I told myself that, 467 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,049 you know, you just... You didn't want kids, 468 00:24:51,073 --> 00:24:55,119 but maybe you just didn't want me. 469 00:25:01,042 --> 00:25:02,293 Have a seat. 470 00:25:36,744 --> 00:25:38,513 This movie was shit. 471 00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:40,706 I did consider asking you for my money back. 472 00:25:41,832 --> 00:25:44,645 I didn't always approve of the choices you made, 473 00:25:44,669 --> 00:25:46,754 but I was always proud of you. 474 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,383 Maybe even more proud when you quit. 475 00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:56,514 Why did you leave? 476 00:25:59,809 --> 00:26:02,621 The first time I saw your mother was on a church mission. 477 00:26:02,645 --> 00:26:04,289 El Salvador. 478 00:26:04,313 --> 00:26:07,167 We were young. 479 00:26:07,191 --> 00:26:08,526 Wanted to save the world. 480 00:26:10,027 --> 00:26:13,823 We were so happy when you came along. 481 00:26:14,865 --> 00:26:18,470 And your mom was dead certain that giving you v was... 482 00:26:18,494 --> 00:26:20,055 Gonna give you a better life. 483 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:24,184 Better than a pay phone repairman could give you. 484 00:26:24,208 --> 00:26:28,021 She asked me, "do you know how we can really change the world? 485 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:29,439 Raise a superhero." 486 00:26:29,463 --> 00:26:32,258 So, you-you got on board? 487 00:26:33,342 --> 00:26:38,431 Until she started telling you you were chosen by god. 488 00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:42,411 And th-the thing is, you believed it. 489 00:26:42,435 --> 00:26:45,479 And then she believed it, and I just... 490 00:26:46,772 --> 00:26:51,378 I couldn't keep lying to you, so I left. 491 00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:53,338 - You never even reached out. - To do what? 492 00:26:53,362 --> 00:26:55,299 Shatter your dreams? Keep lying to you? 493 00:26:55,323 --> 00:26:57,342 I'd have taken either. 494 00:26:57,366 --> 00:26:59,577 I needed you. 495 00:27:04,290 --> 00:27:07,376 If I could go back and change things, I would. 496 00:27:09,920 --> 00:27:12,107 I should have been there for you. 497 00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:13,466 Should have stood up for you. 498 00:27:15,885 --> 00:27:18,429 I'm sorry I left, Annie. 499 00:27:19,847 --> 00:27:22,308 It runs in the family, I guess. 500 00:27:23,392 --> 00:27:25,787 - What do you mean? - I flipped out the other day, 501 00:27:25,811 --> 00:27:27,438 and I ditched someone I really love. 502 00:27:29,065 --> 00:27:31,877 It's like he's... It's like he's my heart 503 00:27:31,901 --> 00:27:35,297 walking on the outside, and if they got to him, 504 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,007 - I couldn't... - Annie. 505 00:27:37,031 --> 00:27:40,302 The people we love aren't a weakness. 506 00:27:40,326 --> 00:27:42,787 They're the reason that we fight. 507 00:27:54,215 --> 00:27:56,109 Hey, is it all right if I talk to him? 508 00:27:56,133 --> 00:28:00,221 Of course. J-Just... Knock first. 509 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,432 I learned that lesson the hard way. 510 00:28:15,778 --> 00:28:17,613 Yeah. The lab is this way. 511 00:28:19,615 --> 00:28:20,950 Whoa. 512 00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,470 Fucking hell. 513 00:28:23,494 --> 00:28:25,287 They've been here a minute, haven't they? 514 00:28:27,289 --> 00:28:28,416 Decades. 515 00:28:31,961 --> 00:28:33,230 Hunters. 516 00:28:33,254 --> 00:28:34,672 Look at their knives. 517 00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:38,985 These men, they killed each other. 518 00:28:39,009 --> 00:28:42,864 What if there is a monster here but it's us? 519 00:28:42,888 --> 00:28:44,157 What the fuck are you on about, frenchie? 520 00:28:44,181 --> 00:28:45,867 Toxoplasmosis. 521 00:28:45,891 --> 00:28:48,995 It's a parasite in cat shit. It can infect humans. 522 00:28:49,019 --> 00:28:51,331 Makes them react with explosive anger. 523 00:28:51,355 --> 00:28:52,958 You think we ate cat shit? 524 00:28:52,982 --> 00:28:55,502 Ate? No. 525 00:28:55,526 --> 00:28:59,381 If the v1 spilled into the groundwater, it could mutate th-the plants. 526 00:28:59,405 --> 00:29:01,591 Their spores fills us with rage, 527 00:29:01,615 --> 00:29:03,993 we murder each other, and voilà... 528 00:29:04,994 --> 00:29:06,454 we're plant food for these vines. 529 00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:10,416 Okay, so like the last of us? 530 00:29:11,333 --> 00:29:14,128 No, that is just the walking dead with mushrooms. 531 00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:18,316 The dead campers, the animals, these hunters. 532 00:29:18,340 --> 00:29:21,945 Surely, you all see how strangely you've been acting. 533 00:29:21,969 --> 00:29:24,739 Us? I've seen you blow cocaine up your dick hole. 534 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:27,200 Wait. You have a point. 535 00:29:27,224 --> 00:29:29,494 The copious amount of drugs I've taken for decades 536 00:29:29,518 --> 00:29:31,288 has surely altered my brain chemistry. 537 00:29:31,312 --> 00:29:33,498 That's why I'm not affected. 538 00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,682 Guess being a junkie was good for something after all. 539 00:29:37,401 --> 00:29:39,421 Romeo and fucking Juliet. 540 00:29:39,445 --> 00:29:42,990 You two survive this war, I give you six months, tops. 541 00:29:44,867 --> 00:29:47,328 Well fucking well. 542 00:29:58,631 --> 00:30:00,299 Let's fucking go. 543 00:30:02,384 --> 00:30:05,280 Wh-wh... wh-where are you going? 544 00:30:05,304 --> 00:30:06,740 To top those cunts. 545 00:30:06,764 --> 00:30:08,404 You'll get us killed, you fucking idiots. 546 00:30:09,141 --> 00:30:11,036 Neither of you are thinking straight. 547 00:30:11,060 --> 00:30:13,246 Get that fucking gun out of my face, frenchie. 548 00:30:13,270 --> 00:30:15,207 That ain't gonna do shit to me, Sonny. 549 00:30:15,231 --> 00:30:16,607 No, but I will. 550 00:30:17,608 --> 00:30:20,212 Homelander and soldier boy kill you, then kill us. 551 00:30:20,236 --> 00:30:23,364 Then, if there's any v1 here, it's homelander's. 552 00:30:24,114 --> 00:30:25,866 Does that make your family safe? 553 00:30:26,867 --> 00:30:28,327 Is that the revenge you seek? 554 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,890 Does that make things right for Becca? 555 00:30:34,708 --> 00:30:35,894 Fine. 556 00:30:41,173 --> 00:30:44,009 We must hurry before we tear each other apart. 557 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,595 Or the supes do. 558 00:30:48,222 --> 00:30:50,367 So, what's the plan? God! 559 00:30:50,391 --> 00:30:52,035 The fuck, frenchie? 560 00:30:52,059 --> 00:30:54,496 It's deer urine. Hunters use it to attract prey, 561 00:30:54,520 --> 00:30:57,332 but we will use it to hide our scent from homelander. 562 00:30:57,356 --> 00:30:59,900 You spray that shit on me, and I'll rip your fucking head off. 563 00:31:01,443 --> 00:31:04,822 I ain't counting on no goddamn deer piss to save our asses. 564 00:31:07,449 --> 00:31:09,427 It's just science, bro. 565 00:31:09,451 --> 00:31:12,222 When you jizz, masculine vitality leaves your body. 566 00:31:12,246 --> 00:31:14,331 Got to hold that shit in, right, noir? 567 00:31:15,833 --> 00:31:17,394 Right, noir? 568 00:31:17,418 --> 00:31:19,437 Fu-fu-fu-fuck you. 569 00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:21,565 Looks like you hit the wrong button there, broseph. 570 00:31:21,589 --> 00:31:23,900 B-B-Bitch says what? 571 00:31:23,924 --> 00:31:27,195 What? 572 00:31:31,265 --> 00:31:33,601 I just want to talk. 573 00:31:35,644 --> 00:31:38,164 - Wow. - Your picture was never up there. 574 00:31:38,188 --> 00:31:39,273 Yeah, good. 575 00:31:41,692 --> 00:31:45,672 Good. I mean, yeah, no, that's good. 576 00:31:45,696 --> 00:31:47,048 I don't put traitors on my wall. 577 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,842 Okay, you know... 578 00:31:48,866 --> 00:31:51,344 What they say about me, none of it's true. 579 00:31:51,368 --> 00:31:53,888 Do you mean the part that you blew your way into the seven 580 00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,099 or that you're a terrorist who traffics children? 581 00:31:56,123 --> 00:31:59,460 So that's, like, a hard no on getting into the back of my Van? 582 00:32:00,794 --> 00:32:03,982 Hey, look, Mason, 583 00:32:04,006 --> 00:32:06,276 you go to school at homelander academy 584 00:32:06,300 --> 00:32:10,363 and you come home and you watch thousands of tiktoks every day. 585 00:32:10,387 --> 00:32:12,765 How is the truth supposed to compete with that? 586 00:32:13,349 --> 00:32:14,618 Whatever. 587 00:32:14,642 --> 00:32:16,620 You're, like, the FBI's most wanted. 588 00:32:16,644 --> 00:32:20,290 Okay. Well, like it or not, the FBI's most wanted is your sister, 589 00:32:20,314 --> 00:32:24,628 so you can keep being an asshole about it or, you know, we can also talk about it. 590 00:32:24,652 --> 00:32:26,445 Is there a third option? 591 00:32:31,283 --> 00:32:32,636 Let me guess. 592 00:32:32,660 --> 00:32:36,830 Chocolate cream-filled every Thursday morning, right? 593 00:32:37,748 --> 00:32:39,500 Dad used to take me before school. 594 00:32:41,043 --> 00:32:43,545 It's one of the things I miss the most, actually. 595 00:32:44,421 --> 00:32:47,508 I think he was just taking me as his beard. 596 00:32:49,343 --> 00:32:51,821 Yeah, I feel like he's giving me diabetes. 597 00:33:14,451 --> 00:33:16,304 Okay, it's not here. 598 00:33:16,328 --> 00:33:18,682 Fuck this and fuck you and fuck me. 599 00:33:18,706 --> 00:33:20,457 This is a goddam waste of time. 600 00:33:24,795 --> 00:33:25,879 Butcher. 601 00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:28,566 Take a look. 602 00:33:28,590 --> 00:33:30,944 Maybe some motherfucker beat us to it. 603 00:33:30,968 --> 00:33:33,071 Not too long ago, neither. 604 00:33:33,095 --> 00:33:35,723 They punched 80 years of rust right off the safe. 605 00:33:36,807 --> 00:33:39,703 Now, how many supes do we know that can punch this hard? 606 00:33:39,727 --> 00:33:41,353 A dozen. Maybe more. 607 00:33:42,855 --> 00:33:43,981 What is it? 608 00:33:45,524 --> 00:33:47,460 - Heroin. - Heroin. 609 00:33:47,484 --> 00:33:49,862 Of course you would fucking know that. 610 00:33:51,989 --> 00:33:56,052 So... A punch like a bleeding sledgehammer 611 00:33:56,076 --> 00:33:58,328 and a taste for fucking smack. 612 00:33:59,788 --> 00:34:01,057 Bombsight. 613 00:34:01,081 --> 00:34:04,102 No one has seen bomb sight for decades. 614 00:34:04,126 --> 00:34:05,520 He's likely dead. 615 00:34:05,544 --> 00:34:06,879 What if he's not, asshole? 616 00:34:07,504 --> 00:34:10,483 He'd be about the only other cunt that would know this shit was here. 617 00:34:10,507 --> 00:34:13,027 You mean bomb sight from soldier boy's first team? 618 00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:15,891 Wouldn't he have already been shot up with v1? What's he need more for? 619 00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:22,954 Hey, ed. 620 00:34:22,978 --> 00:34:24,539 - Everything all right? - Yeah, 621 00:34:24,563 --> 00:34:26,541 I'm sorry to bother you on your day off. 622 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:29,878 This is gonna sound crazy. Is starlight in there? 623 00:34:29,902 --> 00:34:31,378 I'm s... I'm sorry, what? 624 00:34:31,402 --> 00:34:32,654 I got a call from Mason. 625 00:34:33,989 --> 00:34:35,967 But it's a joke, right? 626 00:34:35,991 --> 00:34:37,594 Tell me it's a joke. 627 00:34:44,416 --> 00:34:45,684 She's my daughter. 628 00:34:45,708 --> 00:34:46,894 Your daughter? 629 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,314 Jesus Christ. Can't he ever fucking lie? 630 00:34:49,338 --> 00:34:51,566 I've known you 20 years, and y-you never... 631 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:53,610 - I should have told you. - She's a serial killer. 632 00:34:53,634 --> 00:34:56,344 She's not. I promise you. 633 00:34:57,054 --> 00:35:01,075 I'm begging you, get back in your cruiser and let this go. 634 00:35:01,099 --> 00:35:04,829 Are you crazy? I am not dying in a prison camp over this. 635 00:35:04,853 --> 00:35:06,063 I got to take her in. 636 00:35:07,523 --> 00:35:09,501 You need to step aside right now. 637 00:35:09,525 --> 00:35:11,461 Please, ed, just take a breath. 638 00:35:13,862 --> 00:35:15,715 - Hands up right now. - I don't think so. 639 00:35:15,739 --> 00:35:16,925 Walk away. 640 00:35:19,159 --> 00:35:21,179 - Ed, put it down. - I said now. 641 00:35:21,203 --> 00:35:22,806 - Walk away. - No. 642 00:35:22,830 --> 00:35:24,724 - You're under arrest. - Ed, relax. 643 00:35:24,748 --> 00:35:26,017 - Everybody, please, just... - I'm warning you. 644 00:35:26,041 --> 00:35:27,519 I said walk away. 645 00:35:27,543 --> 00:35:29,878 Would the both of you fucking stop! 646 00:35:35,384 --> 00:35:37,195 I-I'm sorry, I just... 647 00:35:37,219 --> 00:35:39,989 Ed, we sit next to each other in church every Sunday. 648 00:35:40,013 --> 00:35:43,493 After Pam died, you ate dinner here for how many months? 649 00:35:43,517 --> 00:35:45,411 Yeah, and you lied to my face the whole time. 650 00:35:45,435 --> 00:35:47,247 I know you're scared. I'm scared, too. 651 00:35:47,271 --> 00:35:48,957 But what vought's been making us do, 652 00:35:48,981 --> 00:35:51,793 pulling people out of their homes, our neighbors, 653 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:53,151 and sending them to... 654 00:35:54,152 --> 00:35:55,588 God knows where. 655 00:35:55,612 --> 00:35:56,864 You know it's wrong. 656 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:02,470 Annie's my daughter, and I love her. 657 00:36:02,494 --> 00:36:04,454 I should've stood up for her a long time ago. 658 00:36:05,247 --> 00:36:06,724 She's not what they say she is. 659 00:36:06,748 --> 00:36:08,560 She's a good person, ed. 660 00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:10,854 And if good people stop trying to do the right thing, 661 00:36:10,878 --> 00:36:13,422 then what the hell chance do we have? 662 00:36:18,802 --> 00:36:20,488 She better be gone in an hour, 663 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,908 or I swear to god, I'm coming back with live wire, 664 00:36:23,932 --> 00:36:26,077 I'm hauling you both in. 665 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:28,395 Thanks. Thank you. 666 00:36:39,364 --> 00:36:41,509 Smells like deer piss. 667 00:36:41,533 --> 00:36:44,387 The last time I was here, I was fresh off the front lines, 668 00:36:44,411 --> 00:36:46,806 still picking Nazi brains out of my hair. 669 00:36:46,830 --> 00:36:50,018 And only the best of the best got selected for Dr. Vought's trials. 670 00:36:50,042 --> 00:36:52,377 Not soft little hog chompers. 671 00:36:53,462 --> 00:36:56,190 Of course. No, I forgot how tough you were. 672 00:36:56,214 --> 00:36:59,110 Hey, I'm not the weirdo who doesn't fuck. 673 00:36:59,134 --> 00:37:01,195 I mean, your cock's as useless as your cape. 674 00:37:01,219 --> 00:37:03,740 What's the point of being famous if you're not getting your dick wet? 675 00:37:03,764 --> 00:37:05,992 My dick was sopping wet 676 00:37:06,016 --> 00:37:08,736 when I pulled it out of storm front and wiped it on her fucking chin. 677 00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:19,112 Ooh, look. More uggos. 678 00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:22,491 Friends of yours? 679 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:28,789 Shit. 680 00:37:30,290 --> 00:37:31,809 They're right above us. 681 00:37:31,833 --> 00:37:33,227 We best get the fuck out of here. 682 00:37:33,251 --> 00:37:35,396 - Come on. - Hey. Hey. What about the v1? 683 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:38,215 If bomb sight has the v1, then it saves us from having to torch it. 684 00:37:38,799 --> 00:37:40,300 What are you talking about? 685 00:37:41,218 --> 00:37:42,528 Who's "us"? 686 00:37:45,222 --> 00:37:46,324 What? 687 00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:48,868 You think the world needs more immortal cunts, do you? 688 00:37:48,892 --> 00:37:51,704 We need it to save Annie and kimiko. 689 00:37:51,728 --> 00:37:54,082 You've been planning this this whole time, haven't you? 690 00:37:54,106 --> 00:37:56,125 Shh. Homelander will hear us. 691 00:37:56,149 --> 00:37:59,170 And you, you've just been going along with it again. 692 00:37:59,194 --> 00:38:00,797 We can't take the risk, Hughie. 693 00:38:00,821 --> 00:38:02,966 And if she has to be collateral damage so that 694 00:38:02,990 --> 00:38:06,302 homelander dies and my daughter lives, we ain't got no fucking choice. 695 00:38:06,326 --> 00:38:08,179 Easy for you to say. It won't fucking kill you. 696 00:38:08,203 --> 00:38:09,389 Well, at least he knows 697 00:38:09,413 --> 00:38:11,849 when to keep his gob shut and do as he's fucking told. 698 00:38:11,873 --> 00:38:13,059 - Shh! - Excuse me? 699 00:38:13,083 --> 00:38:15,353 No, no, no. We don't have time for this. We need to find a way out now. 700 00:38:15,377 --> 00:38:16,729 Want to know a little secret, butcher? 701 00:38:16,753 --> 00:38:19,232 I cheered when I found out that you were dying, 702 00:38:19,256 --> 00:38:21,651 'cause at least we'd finally be done with your miserable ass. 703 00:38:21,675 --> 00:38:23,194 You know, I used to say to these guys, 704 00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:26,364 "don't give up on butcher. There's good in him fighting to get out." 705 00:38:26,388 --> 00:38:29,951 I was wrong. If there was anything human in there, it's dead. 706 00:38:29,975 --> 00:38:34,122 Underneath that chestful of octo-cocks, you are just a fucking monster. 707 00:38:34,146 --> 00:38:35,915 Well, maybe I like it better that way. 708 00:38:35,939 --> 00:38:38,292 That parasite's not just in you. It is you. 709 00:38:38,316 --> 00:38:39,460 You're the cancer. 710 00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:40,837 Lower your voices. 711 00:38:40,861 --> 00:38:43,381 You are just as bad as homelander, maybe worse. 712 00:38:43,405 --> 00:38:45,425 And I'm not gonna let you drag us all down with you. 713 00:38:45,449 --> 00:38:46,718 And what you gonna do about it? 714 00:38:46,742 --> 00:38:49,137 - I'll fucking kill you. - No, stop! 715 00:38:50,996 --> 00:38:52,849 Kimiko! 716 00:38:52,873 --> 00:38:54,017 Please. 717 00:38:54,041 --> 00:38:55,625 Calm down. 718 00:38:59,004 --> 00:39:00,356 I told you I'm not your pet. 719 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:01,700 I'm done following your commands. 720 00:39:04,092 --> 00:39:05,695 Kimiko. 721 00:39:05,719 --> 00:39:06,719 Hey. 722 00:39:10,974 --> 00:39:13,327 Come on, m.M. I mean, if butcher will let you. 723 00:39:20,317 --> 00:39:22,194 Everybody, please stop! 724 00:39:40,337 --> 00:39:43,548 Oi! Where do you think you're going? 725 00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:47,094 Mon coeur. Hey. 726 00:39:48,386 --> 00:39:49,721 Don't. 727 00:39:53,558 --> 00:39:55,310 Tough guy, my ass. 728 00:39:56,311 --> 00:39:58,623 - What? - You, your whole bit. 729 00:39:58,647 --> 00:40:01,501 This whole "guts and glory" thing. 730 00:40:01,525 --> 00:40:02,919 What a fucking joke. 731 00:40:02,943 --> 00:40:04,962 I read your classified file. 732 00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:08,007 Your brother won a silver star for bravery at anzio, 733 00:40:08,031 --> 00:40:13,304 and that's what made you beg your father to buy you a spot in Dr. Vought's trials. 734 00:40:13,328 --> 00:40:18,976 Because it killed you to see your brother dripping in all that glory, 735 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:23,981 making you look all the more feeble in comparison. 736 00:40:24,005 --> 00:40:25,924 You don't know shit about me. 737 00:40:27,050 --> 00:40:28,218 Really? 738 00:40:29,344 --> 00:40:32,073 I know that when they tried to inject you with the v, 739 00:40:32,097 --> 00:40:36,202 you were so fucking petrified that they had to strap you to the table. 740 00:40:36,226 --> 00:40:40,414 And you pissed yourself, crying for your mommy 741 00:40:40,438 --> 00:40:45,068 like the whiny, spoiled little rich boy that you are. 742 00:40:46,278 --> 00:40:49,865 They gave you the world, and you, you deserve nothing. 743 00:40:50,907 --> 00:40:52,510 Christ. 744 00:40:52,534 --> 00:40:54,744 What's this shithole now? 745 00:40:56,663 --> 00:40:57,849 What are you doing? 746 00:41:03,253 --> 00:41:04,730 Well done. 747 00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:06,440 I'll be out of here in 30 seconds. 748 00:41:06,464 --> 00:41:08,258 Maybe. Maybe not. 749 00:41:10,719 --> 00:41:12,572 It's enriched uranium. 750 00:41:12,596 --> 00:41:15,616 They'd stick us supes in there to see if we could survive an atomic bomb. 751 00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:17,827 Now, for a normal Joe, they'd be dead in minutes, 752 00:41:17,851 --> 00:41:20,246 but for you, it's a stomach flu. 753 00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:21,789 Good luck, though, 754 00:41:21,813 --> 00:41:25,418 getting out of a supe-proof cell while you're bleeding out of your ass. 755 00:41:35,368 --> 00:41:37,096 Where are you going? 756 00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:41,208 I'm gonna go destroy any v1 that I find, you triple crown cock jockey. 757 00:41:41,791 --> 00:41:43,710 - Why? - You don't get it, do you? 758 00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:46,981 How much I can't fucking stand you. 759 00:42:24,542 --> 00:42:26,378 Mon die... 760 00:42:29,506 --> 00:42:31,341 Hughie. 761 00:42:34,803 --> 00:42:36,822 Come on, son. 762 00:42:36,846 --> 00:42:39,200 Come and have a go. 763 00:42:57,534 --> 00:43:01,955 If only the world could see you now. 764 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:05,083 Not so fucking super, are you? 765 00:43:05,875 --> 00:43:08,437 You... you got a bit of... 766 00:43:14,509 --> 00:43:16,529 Did your dad put you in time-out? 767 00:43:16,553 --> 00:43:18,739 Ooh. That's got to sting, 768 00:43:18,763 --> 00:43:22,976 knowing he'd rather spend eternity all alone than with the likes of you. 769 00:43:24,060 --> 00:43:26,855 What's the matter? Cunt got your tongue? 770 00:43:28,565 --> 00:43:30,418 Will wonders ever cease? 771 00:43:32,152 --> 00:43:33,945 Tell me something. 772 00:43:36,239 --> 00:43:39,993 If you do get the juice in you, you think that makes you a god, don't you? 773 00:43:42,245 --> 00:43:45,433 Seems like I know you pretty well after all. 774 00:43:45,457 --> 00:43:48,728 Which is why I know that even if you had a billion twats 775 00:43:48,752 --> 00:43:52,565 gargling your bollocks and singing hosanna, 776 00:43:52,589 --> 00:43:54,483 you still wouldn't be happy. 777 00:43:54,507 --> 00:43:57,862 'Cause deep down, you're just a weak, 778 00:43:57,886 --> 00:44:01,139 thin-skinned, needy little boy. 779 00:44:02,432 --> 00:44:04,434 You beat the shit out of your own son. 780 00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:09,064 Don't get weaker than that. 781 00:44:17,572 --> 00:44:21,135 Ryan is alive. 782 00:44:21,159 --> 00:44:23,220 Because he's strong. 783 00:44:23,244 --> 00:44:25,348 'Cause he's my son. 784 00:44:25,372 --> 00:44:27,016 The son of god. 785 00:44:27,040 --> 00:44:29,101 You ain't no god. 786 00:44:29,125 --> 00:44:32,772 How's about I go fetch the virus, and then we'll watch you 787 00:44:32,796 --> 00:44:35,006 shit your fucking spine out? 788 00:44:38,968 --> 00:44:41,179 You don't have it, do you? 789 00:44:43,807 --> 00:44:45,433 The virus. 790 00:44:51,564 --> 00:44:52,750 Don't I? 791 00:44:52,774 --> 00:44:56,379 No, you don't. 792 00:44:56,403 --> 00:44:58,488 You would have used it by now. 793 00:45:03,827 --> 00:45:06,931 You have no way to stop me, do you? 794 00:45:06,955 --> 00:45:08,516 William. 795 00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:11,251 You have no idea what you're up against. 796 00:45:12,919 --> 00:45:14,712 You can't intervene. 797 00:45:15,463 --> 00:45:17,900 I will get the v1, 798 00:45:17,924 --> 00:45:21,862 and when I do, I'm gonna flay you alive. 799 00:45:21,886 --> 00:45:26,099 You, starlight, all the nonbelievers. 800 00:45:27,183 --> 00:45:31,705 You're all gonna fucking drown in your own blood. 801 00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:35,567 I promise you, before I die... 802 00:45:38,820 --> 00:45:40,673 I'll fucking have you. 803 00:45:40,697 --> 00:45:43,676 You're all fucking paste! 804 00:45:43,700 --> 00:45:46,011 I can take what's mine, 805 00:45:46,035 --> 00:45:49,432 and that makes this whole fucking shit ball 806 00:45:49,456 --> 00:45:52,685 my birthright! 807 00:45:52,709 --> 00:45:54,478 My destiny! 808 00:46:25,533 --> 00:46:26,618 Fucker! 809 00:46:28,912 --> 00:46:30,413 Shit. 810 00:47:24,300 --> 00:47:25,885 Damn. Shit. 811 00:47:36,980 --> 00:47:38,165 Shit. 812 00:47:38,189 --> 00:47:39,458 Fuck. 813 00:47:46,364 --> 00:47:47,841 The fu... 814 00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:50,910 Hey! 815 00:48:08,761 --> 00:48:10,531 My god. 816 00:48:17,061 --> 00:48:18,479 Quinn. 817 00:48:19,314 --> 00:48:20,607 You knew this man? 818 00:48:23,526 --> 00:48:25,987 You were in Dr. Vought's trials together. 819 00:48:27,071 --> 00:48:28,924 Figures this would be you. 820 00:48:28,948 --> 00:48:31,343 You ugly piece of shit. 821 00:48:31,367 --> 00:48:32,493 You hated me. 822 00:48:33,703 --> 00:48:36,974 Yeah, I was just a rich, entitled asshole. 823 00:48:36,998 --> 00:48:39,435 Never seen a lick of real combat? 824 00:48:42,128 --> 00:48:44,273 You still fucking hate me, don't you? 825 00:48:44,297 --> 00:48:46,275 This creature is nothing but hate. 826 00:48:46,299 --> 00:48:48,193 He makes us hate. 827 00:48:48,217 --> 00:48:50,470 He's the cause of all of this. 828 00:48:51,095 --> 00:48:52,430 Listen to me. 829 00:48:53,514 --> 00:48:56,702 You are the only one who can end it. Put a stop to his misery. 830 00:48:56,726 --> 00:48:59,997 Put him out of his misery? No, no. God, no. 831 00:49:00,021 --> 00:49:01,356 No, I like him like this. 832 00:49:03,274 --> 00:49:05,193 Fuck you, bitch! 833 00:49:06,986 --> 00:49:09,757 I didn't deserve what I got? 834 00:49:09,781 --> 00:49:11,759 Fuck you. Fuck you! 835 00:49:11,783 --> 00:49:13,218 'Cause I still got it. 836 00:49:13,242 --> 00:49:15,536 I got all of it. I fucking won! 837 00:49:20,500 --> 00:49:23,544 If you won't kill him, all of us will die. 838 00:49:31,177 --> 00:49:33,322 I know why Quinn hates you. 839 00:49:33,346 --> 00:49:34,448 Is that right? 840 00:49:34,472 --> 00:49:37,159 Because he sees you for what you really are. 841 00:49:37,183 --> 00:49:39,119 He was a real soldier. 842 00:49:39,143 --> 00:49:41,580 You were just a boy playing dress-up. 843 00:49:41,604 --> 00:49:45,250 But you got to be the hero while he got to be this. 844 00:49:45,274 --> 00:49:47,336 Now, where's the justice in that? 845 00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:49,838 - It should be you up there. - Shut up. 846 00:49:49,862 --> 00:49:50,964 It should be your pain. 847 00:49:52,949 --> 00:49:55,719 You are nothing but a coward. 848 00:49:55,743 --> 00:49:57,471 I said shut your fucking mouth! 849 00:50:16,472 --> 00:50:17,640 Hughie? 850 00:50:19,600 --> 00:50:21,936 I'm-I'm sorry. 851 00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:25,523 Yeah. 852 00:50:27,734 --> 00:50:29,152 Me, too. 853 00:51:02,310 --> 00:51:04,854 Fuck. I'm sorry. 854 00:51:05,438 --> 00:51:07,023 I'm so fucking sorry. 855 00:51:56,239 --> 00:51:57,281 Well... 856 00:51:58,241 --> 00:52:01,720 That was the best stroganoff I have ever had. 857 00:52:01,744 --> 00:52:05,832 It definitely wasn't, but that's kind of you. 858 00:52:08,209 --> 00:52:10,562 You have something you want to say? 859 00:52:10,586 --> 00:52:11,796 Sorry. 860 00:52:13,297 --> 00:52:14,632 You want to try that again? 861 00:52:15,716 --> 00:52:17,194 I'm sorry. 862 00:52:17,218 --> 00:52:19,571 Good. But you're grounded till you're 20. 863 00:52:19,595 --> 00:52:21,472 More like 30. 864 00:52:22,557 --> 00:52:24,851 I hope we see each other again. 865 00:52:25,935 --> 00:52:27,186 Me, too. 866 00:52:34,443 --> 00:52:35,796 Annie? 867 00:52:35,820 --> 00:52:37,655 Don't make the same mistake I did. 868 00:52:38,739 --> 00:52:41,718 Don't give up on the people you love, all right? 869 00:53:55,066 --> 00:53:56,817 The v1 wasn't here. 870 00:54:04,992 --> 00:54:06,410 Were you... 871 00:54:08,120 --> 00:54:09,246 Were you crying? 872 00:54:12,875 --> 00:54:15,044 Just fucking do it already. 873 00:54:48,577 --> 00:54:49,912 Thank you. 874 00:54:50,705 --> 00:54:52,957 We wouldn't have made it out if you hadn't stepped up. 875 00:54:54,041 --> 00:54:57,503 Yeah, well, taking charge... 876 00:54:58,754 --> 00:55:00,732 was the most horrible thing I've ever done. 877 00:55:00,756 --> 00:55:03,134 Never let me do it again. Never. 878 00:55:07,346 --> 00:55:09,598 I'm sorry I called you a feckless junkie man-whore. 879 00:55:10,683 --> 00:55:13,620 I don't remember you calling me that. 880 00:55:13,644 --> 00:55:16,230 I didn't? I thought I did. 881 00:55:17,314 --> 00:55:19,042 You're not wrong. 882 00:55:19,066 --> 00:55:22,546 I was, once. 883 00:55:22,570 --> 00:55:24,756 But I am clean now. 884 00:55:24,780 --> 00:55:28,117 And I can be whatever you need. 885 00:55:33,622 --> 00:55:35,458 I don't want to change you. 886 00:55:36,876 --> 00:55:39,128 It's that... 887 00:55:40,838 --> 00:55:43,174 I'm trying to change myself. 888 00:55:45,009 --> 00:55:46,862 The reason I can speak now, it's... 889 00:55:46,886 --> 00:55:49,990 It's because I did so much work to let go of my... 890 00:55:50,014 --> 00:55:51,515 Chaos. 891 00:55:53,142 --> 00:55:54,310 The thing is... 892 00:55:55,394 --> 00:55:56,872 you love chaos. 893 00:55:56,896 --> 00:55:58,373 You thrive in it. 894 00:55:58,397 --> 00:55:59,607 Which is fine, but... 895 00:56:01,192 --> 00:56:03,110 I can't go back to that. 896 00:56:07,990 --> 00:56:10,034 So, where does that leave us? 897 00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:39,915 I'm sorry. 898 00:56:39,939 --> 00:56:41,625 I shouldn't have left you. I should've been here. 899 00:56:41,649 --> 00:56:45,128 Actually, I'm so, so glad you weren't. 900 00:56:45,152 --> 00:56:46,320 Super good day to miss. 901 00:57:00,960 --> 00:57:02,086 Listen, mate. 902 00:57:02,670 --> 00:57:04,940 - That shite I said... - Hey. 903 00:57:04,964 --> 00:57:06,691 Don't tell me you didn't mean it, a'ight? 904 00:57:06,715 --> 00:57:09,611 'Cause I sure as hell meant every fucking word I said. 905 00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:11,262 So, we got a problem? 906 00:57:17,893 --> 00:57:19,079 We cool, man. 907 00:57:19,103 --> 00:57:20,437 We cool. 908 00:57:28,070 --> 00:57:29,506 What are you doing? 909 00:57:29,530 --> 00:57:31,049 Just thinking. 910 00:57:31,073 --> 00:57:34,386 Well, the shit show is on. 911 00:57:48,215 --> 00:57:51,218 Yes! Yes! 912 00:57:55,514 --> 00:57:57,033 Brothers and sisters. 913 00:57:58,851 --> 00:58:02,289 Brothers and sisters, we are truly, truly fortunate 914 00:58:02,313 --> 00:58:04,166 to bear witness on this day. 915 00:58:04,190 --> 00:58:07,085 Because today... 916 00:58:07,109 --> 00:58:09,921 Is the greatest day in the history of samaritan's embrace. 917 00:58:09,945 --> 00:58:12,448 - Can I get an amen? - Amen! 918 00:58:13,449 --> 00:58:16,011 I mean, I love all this, love, 919 00:58:16,035 --> 00:58:18,388 but don't you believe in Jesus or whatever? 920 00:58:18,412 --> 00:58:20,223 I did. 921 00:58:20,247 --> 00:58:21,641 Now I believe in homelander. 922 00:58:21,665 --> 00:58:23,393 - She's lying. - No shit. 923 00:58:23,417 --> 00:58:25,520 Excuse me? 924 00:58:27,171 --> 00:58:30,025 But today, brothers and sisters, today, 925 00:58:30,049 --> 00:58:33,236 we set america back on its true course. 926 00:58:34,929 --> 00:58:37,157 Starting today, brothers and sisters, 927 00:58:37,181 --> 00:58:42,662 we commit ourselves to a divine rebranding. 928 00:58:42,686 --> 00:58:46,499 We will be patriots of faith. 929 00:58:46,523 --> 00:58:50,587 We will fulfill our founding fathers' dream. 930 00:58:50,611 --> 00:58:55,550 Today, starting today, samaritan's embrace becomes 931 00:58:55,574 --> 00:58:58,887 the Democratic church of america. 932 00:59:02,957 --> 00:59:07,020 And here, to share his holy plan for our new church, 933 00:59:07,044 --> 00:59:08,980 he is not just a man... 934 00:59:11,173 --> 00:59:14,593 he's not just a super man... 935 00:59:18,889 --> 00:59:24,204 he is the prophet of the lord! 936 00:59:26,188 --> 00:59:30,168 He is the prophet of america! 937 00:59:30,192 --> 00:59:33,946 He is the prophet homelander! 938 00:59:51,005 --> 00:59:54,442 Homelander! Homelander! Homelander! 939 00:59:54,466 --> 00:59:56,260 Homelander! Home...