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Are you okay?

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- We can't thank you enough.
- No hey mad props.

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I could have sworn the guy said south.

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But then all of a sudden
we're off the main road.

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I'm trying to read the map while
driving a bonehead manoeuvre.

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And then all of a sudden bam
we're in that ditch.

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Yeah bam. I'm like
"What the hell?" You know?

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Yes. Oh yes and my coffee mug.
Of coffee? My mug of coffee.

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It spills all over my pants I mean...
Just a nightmare.

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There's your Sony GPS
I mean for real.

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Let's just...

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Like I said
we couldn't be more grateful.

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Can't we just dump them here?

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What and somebody finds them?

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Then what?

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People have seen us.

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Hey you're gonna flood it man.

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I'm not gonna flood it.
She's not gonna flood all right?

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We're just gonna stay positive right?

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We're gonna clean up this mess.

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And you start.

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Goddamn it. See you flooded it.

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All right.

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All right. You know what?
The RV is going to start now.

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The RV is going to start right now.

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It's gonna start.
We're gonna drive it to your house.

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- My house?
- Your house.

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We're gonna drive it over there
and park it overnight.

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- And then tomorrow...
- Man not my house.

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Shut up. Shut up.

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After we finish
cleaning up this mess...

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we will go our separate ways.

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Our paths will never cross.

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And we will tell this to no one.

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Understood?

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Oh what I can talk now?

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Fine. That goes double for me.

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Okay. Okay.

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Be good to me.

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Yes!

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Yes. Okay. Okay.

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Thank you.

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Oh shit.

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Walt?

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You coming out?

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Yeah absolutely.

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We've got looky-loos
in both directions Dan.

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Better plan on being late
if you're going to work.

49
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This is Lisa in the Skycopter we'll have
more Albuquerque traffic on the hour.

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Hey you wanna hear
something funny?

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We had a faculty meeting
last Thursday...

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and the topic was
senior-class photos...

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and how we had instituted
a new rule last year...

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that seniors are allowed
to have photos taken...

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by a photographer of their choice.

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You know not necessarily
the photographer...

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that the school hires right? So...

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So anyway
some of the senior girls...

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were going to that Glamour Shots
place to have their photos taken.

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And now they're bringing us
all these photos...

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and Joan Everman...
You know Joan.

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- Suddenly has to go through
all the photos...

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and turn them down
because they show cleavage.

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Did you get enough
pancakes sweetie?

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Yeah. I'm good.

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Okay.

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You know even the
small-busted girls have cleavage.

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Apparently there's some new type of
brassiere or something.

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The Wonderbra.

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It's the Wonderbra.

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Yeah?

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Okay.

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Hey there. You've reached Walt
Skyler and Walter Jr.

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We can't come to the phone right now
so please leave us a message.

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Hello Mr. White.
This is AT& T calling.

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Are you happy with your current
long-distance service?

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Because if you're not
I would definitely really really love...

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to talk to you
as soon as possible about...

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Hello this is Walter White speaking.

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You said he was
practically dead okay?

81
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You said he would die any minute.

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Listen I am having breakfast
with my family right now...

83
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and I really don't appreciate
these sales calls.

84
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Well too bad man
because guess what.

85
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He's still not dead.

86
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I went and put my ear to the RV.

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I can hear him like
rolling around in there all right?

88
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I think he's awake man.
I think he's trying to get loose.

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Where the hell are you?
I'm freaking out here.

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- Calm down damn it.
- You gonna help me clean this up?

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- We got loose ends here.
- Calm down.

92
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I will be there after school.

93
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After school. Are you shitting me?

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Ditch it man. Call in sick.

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Listen that is just
not gonna work for me.

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I'm not interested in that at all.

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And I would appreciate it
if you don't call here anymore.

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Damn. They're so annoying
those people.

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- You have a good day sweetie.
- Okay Mom. You too.

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Bye honey.

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- Drive safe.
- Okay.

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Yo yo yo 1 4 8 3 to the 3
to the 6 to the 9 representing the ABQ.

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What up beyotch?
Leave it at the tone.

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So the term "chiral"...

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derives from the
Greek word "hand. "

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Now the concept here being that just
as your left hand and your right hand...

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are mirror images of one another
right identical and yet opposite...

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well so too
organic compounds can exist...

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as mirror-image forms
of one another...

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all the way down
at the molecular level.

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But although they may
look the same...

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they don't always behave the same.

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For instance...

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For instance.

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I'm sorry. For instance...

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Thalidomide.

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The right-handed isomer
of the drug thalidomide...

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is a perfectly fine good medicine...

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to give to a pregnant woman
to prevent morning sickness.

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But make the mistake of giving
that same pregnant woman...

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the left-handed isomer
of the drug thalidomide...

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and her child will be born
with horrible birth defects.

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Which is precisely what happened
in the 1950s.

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So chiral chirality
mirrored images right?

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Active inactive good bad.

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So.

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- Yes Ben.
- Is this gonna be on the murder?

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What?

129
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Is this gonna be on the midterm?

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Chirality on the midterm?
No no. Well maybe.

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Maybe. Yes you know...
But prepare for it to be on the midterm.

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Can't hurt to know it right? So...

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Knowledge is power.

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Oh no. Oh no no. No.

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Not good. Not good not good.

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What the...?

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Hey. Hey. Hey you.

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Hey listen you.

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No no no!

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Oh God.

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Okay.

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MILFs?

143
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The hell is a MILF?

144
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Now what?

145
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Lock the other one out in the RV.

146
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He's:

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- You're sure?
- Yes.

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- You're positive?
- You know what?

149
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- Feel free to go check.
- Good idea. Maybe I should...

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before he too wanders off
down the street.

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- Okay you know what? I am sick...
- All right.

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Just...

153
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The one downstairs
tell me about him.

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Oh come on. Anything. Something.
Start with his name at least.

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Krazy-8.

156
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Krazy-8.
What the hell does that even mean?

157
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I don't know man okay? It means
like Krazy-8 okay? I don't know.

158
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So you work with him regularly.

159
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No not him so much.

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- His cousin mainly.
- Who's his cousin?

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- The guy out in the RV.
- All right all right all right.

162
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Krazy-8's one level higher.

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One level higher.

164
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Yeah you know.
Not like street level. Higher.

165
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You know how there's like
a Starbucks on every corner?

166
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Krazy-8 is like the dude that sells
Starbucks' beans.

167
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Okay so he's a distributor.

168
00:16:29,140 --> 00:16:32,900
Okay so is he? I mean is?

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In other words
what is his reputation for violence?

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Well he did try to kill us both
yesterday so there's that.

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Look what I'm trying to say
is that he's a distributor right?

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He's a businessman.
He's a man of business.

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It would therefore
seem to follow that he is...

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capable of acting out of
mutual self-interest yes?

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What?

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Do you think he is capable
of listening to reason?

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00:17:04,300 --> 00:17:07,140
What kind of reason? You mean
"Dear Krazy-8 hey listen...

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if I let you go you promise not to
come back and waste my entire family?

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No Colombian neckties?"
That kind of reason?

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No man I can't say as I have high
fucking hopes where that's concerned.

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What was that?

182
00:17:26,200 --> 00:17:27,700
What was what?

183
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We didn't tie him up.

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- Why the hell didn't we tie him up?
- Oh God.

185
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- Because he was out cold.
- Yeah but what if he's faking it?

186
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You know like if it was me
I'd be all faking being knocked out yo.

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And then when the coast is clear
I'd be up looking for weapons and shit.

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Ready to pounce.

189
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No see. Now if it was me...

190
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and I couldn't find
a decent enough weapon...

191
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I would just lie back down
and bide my time.

192
00:19:20,190 --> 00:19:23,070
So now what do we do?

193
00:19:26,910 --> 00:19:33,580
You keep asking me that
like you think I have some answer.

194
00:19:34,250 --> 00:19:36,660
- Well you gotta do something.
- We.

195
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We have got to do something
and I am open to suggestions.

196
00:19:40,340 --> 00:19:42,800
Man okay
this whole thing was your deal.

197
00:19:43,000 --> 00:19:44,800
Don't you dare put that on me.

198
00:19:45,010 --> 00:19:48,260
You brought those guys out there.
This is your responsibility.

199
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:50,760
Like I came to you
begging to cook meth.

200
00:19:50,970 --> 00:19:55,390
"Oh hey nerdiest old dude I know
you wanna come cook crystal?" Please.

201
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:57,270
I'd ask my diaper-wearing granny...

202
00:19:57,480 --> 00:20:00,230
but her wheelchair wouldn't fit
in the RV.

203
00:20:06,490 --> 00:20:09,450
What about the phosphate gas?

204
00:20:09,660 --> 00:20:12,160
Phosphine gas. What about it?

205
00:20:12,370 --> 00:20:14,950
I mean do you think
it still might kill him?

206
00:20:15,160 --> 00:20:17,710
You know with like
a delayed reaction or something?

207
00:20:20,460 --> 00:20:21,500
I don't know.

208
00:20:21,710 --> 00:20:24,170
- You're supposed to be a scientist.
- Look.

209
00:20:24,380 --> 00:20:28,630
This isn't even the issue
that demands immediate attention.

210
00:20:28,840 --> 00:20:32,260
We have got a body in that RV.
And it's getting warmer outside.

211
00:20:32,470 --> 00:20:33,720
Understand?

212
00:20:33,930 --> 00:20:37,140
And we have got to
do something about that soon.

213
00:20:37,350 --> 00:20:39,600
And in a way that
no one will ever find it.

214
00:20:39,810 --> 00:20:44,610
Now that last part
is very very important.

215
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:49,740
Therefore it seems to me...

216
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that our best course of action
would be chemical disincorporation.

217
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Dissolving in strong acid.

218
00:21:08,590 --> 00:21:11,340
Oh man that's messed up.

219
00:21:12,430 --> 00:21:15,510
I mean you're not serious.

220
00:21:17,720 --> 00:21:19,480
You serious?

221
00:21:26,480 --> 00:21:28,400
Well who's gonna do that?

222
00:21:28,610 --> 00:21:30,490
And don't look at me.

223
00:21:33,030 --> 00:21:34,910
I guess we'll both do it together.

224
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:38,240
No Mr. White okay
I'm not good with dead bodies.

225
00:21:38,950 --> 00:21:43,670
Look we are in this fifty-fifty. Okay?

226
00:21:46,210 --> 00:21:51,720
I guess the only other fair way
to go about this would be...

227
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that one of us deals with
the body situation...

228
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while the other one of us deals with
the Krazy-8 situation.

229
00:22:10,570 --> 00:22:14,030
In a scenario like this
I don't suppose it is bad form...

230
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to just flip a coin.

231
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- Heads or tails?
- No I'll do the body in the acid okay?

232
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Heads or tails?

233
00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:43,980
Heads. Heads.

234
00:23:01,620 --> 00:23:03,750
Best two out of three?

235
00:23:21,510 --> 00:23:26,770
Yo yo yo 1 4 8 3 to the 3
to the 6 to the 9 representing the ABQ.

236
00:23:26,980 --> 00:23:30,610
What up beyotch?
Leave it at the tone.

237
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:34,320
Hey Mr. White it's me. Pick up.

238
00:23:34,530 --> 00:23:37,240
I got a container question.

239
00:23:38,240 --> 00:23:41,240
Hello Mr. White.
Pick up the phone man.

240
00:23:41,450 --> 00:23:43,750
- Yes.
- Yo what kind of plastic man?

241
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Polyethylene.

242
00:23:47,620 --> 00:23:49,500
How the hell am I
supposed to know that?

243
00:23:49,710 --> 00:23:51,170
Because I told you.

244
00:23:51,380 --> 00:23:58,050
Look just look at the bottom
for a triangle...

245
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stamped LDPE.

246
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:02,600
It should be moulded into the plastic.

247
00:24:02,810 --> 00:24:05,310
Yeah yeah yeah LDPE.
Right on got it.

248
00:24:05,520 --> 00:24:09,810
I don't know man.
This feels kind of flimsy.

249
00:24:10,020 --> 00:24:12,480
Any decent acid's
gonna eat right through this.

250
00:24:13,070 --> 00:24:15,190
- Not hydrofluoric.
- Why not?

251
00:24:17,490 --> 00:24:21,700
Look you skipped clowned around...

252
00:24:21,910 --> 00:24:25,620
or otherwise jerked off
through every lecture I ever gave.

253
00:24:25,830 --> 00:24:29,040
As far as I'm concerned
your chemistry education is over.

254
00:24:29,370 --> 00:24:32,710
Oh okay be a dick about it. Jesus.

255
00:24:34,460 --> 00:24:39,430
So hey have you done the thing?

256
00:24:43,970 --> 00:24:47,640
Yeah I'm working up to it.

257
00:24:51,060 --> 00:24:54,900
You know what?
I bet he doesn't even wake up.

258
00:24:55,940 --> 00:24:58,990
You know not even if you took him
to the hospital right now.

259
00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:02,450
Now if it was me
I would just try and think of it...

260
00:25:02,660 --> 00:25:06,290
like I was doing him a favour.

261
00:25:31,390 --> 00:25:34,360
I need a cheque approval
on checkstand eight.

262
00:25:34,560 --> 00:25:38,400
Approval on checkstand eight please.
Thank you.

263
00:25:51,410 --> 00:25:53,080
Yeah.

264
00:27:18,500 --> 00:27:20,210
Who's there?

265
00:27:24,220 --> 00:27:26,970
What you fucking break in?
Show me who's there.

266
00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:33,640
Yeah. I see you.

267
00:27:36,850 --> 00:27:38,100
What you gonna do?

268
00:27:39,810 --> 00:27:40,860
Hey.

269
00:27:42,360 --> 00:27:43,690
Hey...!

270
00:27:48,570 --> 00:27:50,200
Hey.

271
00:27:50,910 --> 00:27:52,990
I need water.

272
00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:55,910
Hey hello.

273
00:27:57,210 --> 00:27:59,670
Bring me some water would you?

274
00:28:01,750 --> 00:28:03,460
Please.

275
00:29:17,950 --> 00:29:19,910
You don't like the crust?

276
00:29:31,720 --> 00:29:32,930
Where's my cousin Emilio?

277
00:29:38,100 --> 00:29:39,850
He dead?

278
00:30:03,670 --> 00:30:05,920
Oh I'm a coward.

279
00:31:33,470 --> 00:31:38,180
Hey Mr. White. Hey Mr. White?

280
00:31:39,180 --> 00:31:40,310
Oh fuck.

281
00:31:44,020 --> 00:31:47,980
Are you smoking weed? Oh my God.

282
00:31:48,480 --> 00:31:50,900
Wait a minute is that my weed?

283
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:56,530
What the hell man? Make yourself
at home why don't you?

284
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:04,000
- So what'd you end up buying?
- Nothing.

285
00:32:05,540 --> 00:32:09,540
No store in town sells a plastic bin
big enough for a body.

286
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,460
I don't suppose
you could buy two bins?

287
00:32:14,670 --> 00:32:18,510
And just:

288
00:32:18,930 --> 00:32:21,300
Legs in one torso in the other?

289
00:32:21,510 --> 00:32:24,310
Oh God.

290
00:32:24,720 --> 00:32:27,890
I don't suppose
you could kiss my ass?

291
00:32:36,190 --> 00:32:38,110
So...

292
00:32:39,410 --> 00:32:41,320
how'd it go?

293
00:32:48,620 --> 00:32:52,000
- You didn't do it?
- Not yet.

294
00:32:52,210 --> 00:32:55,880
Oh God.

295
00:32:57,300 --> 00:33:00,010
- Oh damn. I gotta go.
- Hey hey.

296
00:33:00,260 --> 00:33:03,140
What? No no no. Come back here.

297
00:33:03,350 --> 00:33:06,770
- Sorry. I'll do it tomorrow I promise.
- Tomorrow.

298
00:33:07,020 --> 00:33:09,060
I've got a doctor's appointment.
I gotta go.

299
00:33:09,270 --> 00:33:12,650
Look stay away from him.
He's awake.

300
00:33:15,530 --> 00:33:18,240
Hey man we flipped a coin.

301
00:33:19,900 --> 00:33:22,280
We flipped a coin.

302
00:33:27,620 --> 00:33:29,870
We're good?

303
00:33:30,210 --> 00:33:34,630
We're very good.
We're excellent I'd say.

304
00:33:37,260 --> 00:33:43,180
Oh would you look at that face?
Smile peanut.

305
00:33:46,890 --> 00:33:49,430
So who's up for knowing?

306
00:33:53,060 --> 00:33:54,900
It's...

307
00:33:56,360 --> 00:33:57,400
Yeah.

308
00:33:57,650 --> 00:34:00,490
- Girl.
- Girl?

309
00:34:00,700 --> 00:34:03,740
- You sure?
- Pretty sure.

310
00:34:07,620 --> 00:34:10,580
Oh God. Can I tell you
that's exactly what I was hoping.

311
00:34:10,790 --> 00:34:12,460
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

312
00:34:12,710 --> 00:34:15,670
You remember you said that
when she's 16 and starts dating.

313
00:34:16,920 --> 00:34:20,470
Looking fabulous. Let me see
if they're done with the blood sugar...

314
00:34:20,670 --> 00:34:24,180
then we'll get you out of here.
I'll be right back.

315
00:34:51,160 --> 00:34:53,460
Who's Jesse Pinkman?

316
00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:04,090
- Jesse?
- Jesse Pinkman.

317
00:35:05,590 --> 00:35:08,470
He called just this morning.

318
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:11,430
- Walt please don't deny it.
- Oh yeah yeah yeah.

319
00:35:11,640 --> 00:35:15,190
It says on his MyShout page
he attended Wynne.

320
00:35:15,400 --> 00:35:18,230
- Was he one of your students?
- Yeah.

321
00:35:18,440 --> 00:35:21,990
He was nobody.

322
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:27,740
Who is he to you? Why is he calling?
What is this big secret...

323
00:35:27,950 --> 00:35:32,790
you seem to be discussing
with some druggie burnout?

324
00:35:35,500 --> 00:35:39,210
You don't come home last night until 2
in the morning. You don't tell me...

325
00:35:39,460 --> 00:35:44,880
where you've been. You spent
the entire night in the bathroom Walt.

326
00:35:45,130 --> 00:35:50,970
Tell me what's going on with you.
Don't you think you owe me that?

327
00:35:54,310 --> 00:35:57,270
Who is this Jesse Pinkman to you?

328
00:36:01,860 --> 00:36:04,360
He sells me pot.

329
00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:11,740
- He sells you pot?
- Marijuana yeah.

330
00:36:11,950 --> 00:36:16,460
Not a lot. I mean I don't know.

331
00:36:17,870 --> 00:36:20,170
I kind of like it.

332
00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:25,260
Are you out of your mind?
What are you like 16 years old?

333
00:36:25,470 --> 00:36:30,640
Your brother-in-law is a DEA agent.
What is wrong with you?

334
00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:34,720
Look Skyler...

335
00:36:38,140 --> 00:36:42,650
I just haven't
quite been myself lately.

336
00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:47,900
- Yeah. No shit. Thanks for noticing.
- I haven't been myself lately...

337
00:36:48,110 --> 00:36:50,200
but I love you.

338
00:36:50,820 --> 00:36:56,120
Nothing about that has changed.
Nothing ever will.

339
00:36:56,370 --> 00:36:59,330
So right now what I need...

340
00:36:59,540 --> 00:37:03,800
is for you to climb down
out of my ass.

341
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:10,840
Can you do that?
Will you do that for me honey?

342
00:37:11,050 --> 00:37:16,470
Will you please just once
get off my ass?

343
00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:18,520
You know.

344
00:37:18,890 --> 00:37:23,190
I'd appreciate it. I really would.

345
00:37:44,210 --> 00:37:45,550
Stop.

346
00:37:56,600 --> 00:37:59,810
Stop in 15 minutes.

347
00:38:26,210 --> 00:38:28,380
Your face is too sharp.

348
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:39,430
Powder. Powder!
Take a powder go on.

349
00:38:42,350 --> 00:38:46,610
Nice. Beautiful talcum powder.
Lucky you number eight.

350
00:38:49,650 --> 00:38:52,490
Just meat
it's all just a bunch of meat.

351
00:38:59,160 --> 00:39:01,580
Oh Jesus.

352
00:39:05,580 --> 00:39:07,210
You're cool you're cool.

353
00:39:07,420 --> 00:39:11,760
You're all good you're all...
You're all good. You know it.

354
00:39:11,970 --> 00:39:17,100
It's fine. It's just a bunch of meat.
Come on. You're good.

355
00:39:39,450 --> 00:39:40,620
Excuse me.

356
00:39:42,120 --> 00:39:47,670
Excuse me. You. Yes you.
May I talk to you?

357
00:39:50,550 --> 00:39:52,550
Hey hey hey.
This is private property.

358
00:39:52,800 --> 00:39:55,550
- Just a minute. I wanna talk to you.
- No not interested.

359
00:39:55,800 --> 00:39:59,800
- Come on.
- Hey don't touch me. Do not touch me.

360
00:40:00,050 --> 00:40:02,100
All right. Look not touching.
Not touching.

361
00:40:02,310 --> 00:40:04,980
Look lady whatever you're selling
I ain't buying yo.

362
00:40:05,190 --> 00:40:11,860
Well my name is Skyler White yo.
My husband is Walter White yo.

363
00:40:13,320 --> 00:40:14,940
He told me everything.

364
00:40:15,700 --> 00:40:18,200
- Seriously?
- That's right.

365
00:40:18,530 --> 00:40:24,660
And just so you know
my brother-in-law is a DEA agent...

366
00:40:24,870 --> 00:40:30,710
and I will not hesitate to call him.
Not if I have to. Understood?

367
00:40:31,540 --> 00:40:35,010
This is your one and only warning.

368
00:40:35,260 --> 00:40:39,260
Do not sell marijuana to my husband.

369
00:40:41,470 --> 00:40:45,390
- Okay.
- I mean it. Don't call our house again.

370
00:40:45,600 --> 00:40:50,110
You stay away from him
or you will be one sorry individual.

371
00:40:51,440 --> 00:40:55,650
- You get me?
- I think so yeah.

372
00:40:55,860 --> 00:40:59,570
No more marijuana. I can dig it.

373
00:41:00,030 --> 00:41:03,120
You can dig it. Wonderful.

374
00:41:13,960 --> 00:41:17,050
Not that it's any of my business
but you might wanna consider...

375
00:41:17,260 --> 00:41:19,220
a different line of work.

376
00:41:19,840 --> 00:41:21,430
Okay.

377
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:19,030
Yeah yeah yeah.
Let's go to your house you know.

378
00:42:20,030 --> 00:42:26,370
Makes perfect sense. Let's
completely screw up your house...

379
00:42:26,580 --> 00:42:31,330
so you never wanna spend another
night in it. Sure. You know why not?

380
00:42:36,210 --> 00:42:39,670
Yeah and how's about
I send over my psycho-bitch wife...

381
00:42:39,880 --> 00:42:42,590
to you know break your balls
and threaten you?

382
00:42:42,840 --> 00:42:44,760
God that would be hilarious
you know.

383
00:42:44,970 --> 00:42:47,260
And then you know
the killer in the basement...

384
00:42:47,470 --> 00:42:50,560
the one who's completely
my responsibility...

385
00:42:50,770 --> 00:42:53,980
hell let's just
let him live down there.

386
00:42:54,190 --> 00:42:59,730
Just I don't know make sure
to feed him like three times a day.

387
00:43:01,360 --> 00:43:05,990
Sure why not? It's been really amazing.
Thank you so much for the opportunity.

388
00:43:06,490 --> 00:43:10,870
I always dreamt about I don't know
melting bodies.

389
00:43:34,100 --> 00:43:36,520
You got a brother
in the goddamn DEA?

390
00:43:40,690 --> 00:43:42,030
- What?
- You said you were...

391
00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:46,910
just doing some ride-along. Yes or
no do you have a brother in the DEA?

392
00:43:47,570 --> 00:43:51,740
- He's a brother-in-law.
- Well there's a load off my mind.

393
00:43:52,000 --> 00:43:53,120
Where did you hear that?

394
00:43:53,750 --> 00:43:57,210
Your freaking wife told me
when she was here all up in my shit.

395
00:43:57,580 --> 00:44:01,300
Yeah that's right.
She almost caught me moving Emilio.

396
00:44:02,340 --> 00:44:04,590
Good job on
wearing the pants in the family.

397
00:44:05,180 --> 00:44:07,840
And why'd you go and tell her
I was selling you weed?

398
00:44:09,470 --> 00:44:11,850
Because somehow
it seemed preferable...

399
00:44:12,060 --> 00:44:16,480
to admitting that I cook crystal meth
and killed a man.

400
00:44:25,110 --> 00:44:26,530
Is that what I think it is?

401
00:44:26,780 --> 00:44:30,410
Yeah. Yeah it is. I smoked a bowl.
So what? My house my rules.

402
00:44:31,030 --> 00:44:32,910
Hey no no.
Don't give me that okay?

403
00:44:33,120 --> 00:44:37,620
I held up my end. I already took care of
Emilio. You're still diddling around...

404
00:44:37,830 --> 00:44:40,290
trying to get your nut up.
- Yeah well boo-hoo.

405
00:44:40,500 --> 00:44:42,420
I have the truly awful job here.

406
00:44:42,630 --> 00:44:44,670
You wanna talk awful?
You wanna go there?

407
00:44:44,880 --> 00:44:49,010
Try dragging 200 pounds of stink
up a flight of stairs.

408
00:44:49,220 --> 00:44:51,430
I barely got him in the bathtub.

409
00:44:51,930 --> 00:44:55,060
Bathtub what?
What do you mean bathtub?

410
00:44:55,270 --> 00:44:57,850
Another thing. Why you got me
running around town...

411
00:44:58,060 --> 00:45:00,360
trying to find
some stupid piece of plastic...

412
00:45:00,560 --> 00:45:02,770
when I have a perfectly good tub
I can use?

413
00:45:06,530 --> 00:45:08,950
Oh God.

414
00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:11,660
Hey. Hey.

415
00:46:06,380 --> 00:46:09,920
I'm sorry what were you asking me?
Oh yes.

416
00:46:10,130 --> 00:46:14,350
That stupid plastic container
I asked you to buy.

417
00:46:14,550 --> 00:46:18,140
You see hydrofluoric acid
won't eat through plastic.

418
00:46:18,350 --> 00:46:24,860
It will however dissolve metal
rock glass ceramic.

419
00:46:25,060 --> 00:46:27,190
So there's that.

420
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:46,170
Okay here we go.

421
00:46:53,090 --> 00:46:54,890
Okay.

422
00:47:00,350 --> 00:47:02,230
Here I go.

