1 00:01:46,770 --> 00:01:50,307 What is this? It's blue. 2 00:01:51,208 --> 00:01:55,412 We used a different chemical process, but it is every bit as pure. 3 00:01:55,613 --> 00:01:58,682 It may be blue, but it's the bomb. 4 00:02:06,257 --> 00:02:09,360 Tight, tight, tight. Yeah. 5 00:02:09,793 --> 00:02:13,364 Blue, yellow, pink, whatever, man, just keep bringing me that. 6 00:02:22,106 --> 00:02:25,442 You're all right. We're gonna make a lot of money together. 7 00:02:26,477 --> 00:02:29,380 Just remember who you're working for. 8 00:02:32,149 --> 00:02:33,918 What did you say? 9 00:02:34,118 --> 00:02:36,921 I'm just saying, they gotta know that they're working for you. 10 00:02:37,454 --> 00:02:39,690 Like they don't already know that? 11 00:02:40,624 --> 00:02:43,561 Are you saying that they're stupid? 12 00:02:44,361 --> 00:02:46,931 No, I'm just saying. 13 00:02:47,131 --> 00:02:49,733 Okay, so you're not saying that they're stupid? 14 00:02:49,967 --> 00:02:52,570 So I don't understand. Are you saying that I'm stupid? 15 00:02:52,803 --> 00:02:54,205 Is that it? 16 00:02:54,405 --> 00:02:56,407 Is that what you're doing? 17 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:59,810 Tuco. Tuco. 18 00:03:01,212 --> 00:03:05,282 Hey, why don't we all just relax, huh? 19 00:03:12,289 --> 00:03:14,425 Heisenberg says relax. 20 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:19,430 I'm relaxed. I'm relaxed. I'm rela— 21 00:03:32,676 --> 00:03:35,312 Damn, man! Look at that! Look! 22 00:03:38,516 --> 00:03:39,583 Yeah, that's messed up. 23 00:03:42,019 --> 00:03:46,357 Okay, Heisenberg. Next week. 24 00:04:39,410 --> 00:04:41,579 Adjusting for inflation... 25 00:04:41,779 --> 00:04:44,481 Good state college, adjusting for inflation... 26 00:04:44,682 --> 00:04:46,217 say, $45,000 a year. 27 00:04:46,417 --> 00:04:52,389 Two kids, four years of college, $360,000. 28 00:04:52,590 --> 00:04:56,594 Remaining mortgage on the home, 107,000. 29 00:04:56,794 --> 00:05:00,865 Home equity line, 30,000. That's 137,000. 30 00:05:01,098 --> 00:05:04,869 Cost of living, food, clothing, utilities... 31 00:05:05,769 --> 00:05:07,171 say, 2 grand a month. 32 00:05:07,404 --> 00:05:10,875 I mean, that should put a dent in it, anyway. 33 00:05:11,108 --> 00:05:16,947 Twenty-four K a year, provide for, say, 10 years. 34 00:05:17,147 --> 00:05:22,653 That's $240,000. Plus 360, plus 137. 35 00:05:23,487 --> 00:05:25,723 Seven thirty-seven. 36 00:05:28,159 --> 00:05:30,895 Seven hundred and thirty-seven thousand. That's what I need. 37 00:05:31,996 --> 00:05:34,465 That is what I need. 38 00:05:35,299 --> 00:05:38,035 You and I both clear about 70 grand a week. 39 00:05:38,269 --> 00:05:41,071 That's only 10 and half more weeks. Call it 11. 40 00:05:41,305 --> 00:05:45,809 Eleven more drug deals, and always in a public place from now on. 41 00:05:47,645 --> 00:05:51,182 It's doable. Definitely doable. 42 00:06:15,005 --> 00:06:17,641 No, no. Stop, stop, stop. 43 00:06:34,225 --> 00:06:35,426 Heisenberg! 44 00:06:41,332 --> 00:06:43,968 What the hell? What's wrong with him? 45 00:06:45,102 --> 00:06:46,403 What's the matter with you? 46 00:06:46,604 --> 00:06:49,940 You can't take an ass-beating, bitch? 47 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:51,809 - Oh, damn, Tuco. - Shut up! 48 00:06:53,277 --> 00:06:55,312 There's no pulse. 49 00:06:55,546 --> 00:06:57,982 - Do something. - Do something? 50 00:06:58,215 --> 00:07:00,551 He needs an ambulance. He needs a hospital. 51 00:07:00,751 --> 00:07:03,120 Do something! You're smart, right? 52 00:07:03,320 --> 00:07:04,688 Do that— Do that thing. 53 00:07:09,393 --> 00:07:11,162 No, there's not— There's nothing. 54 00:07:11,395 --> 00:07:12,796 Breathe into his mouth. 55 00:07:12,997 --> 00:07:15,299 No, they don't teach that anymore. It doesn't work. 56 00:07:15,533 --> 00:07:19,170 You, come here. Breathe into his mouth. 57 00:07:23,240 --> 00:07:24,909 No. 58 00:07:57,908 --> 00:07:59,210 Get rid of him. 59 00:07:59,443 --> 00:08:01,579 Look, Tuco, we can't do him like that, man. 60 00:08:01,779 --> 00:08:03,581 Buzzards and rats and all that. 61 00:08:07,785 --> 00:08:11,622 I'm just saying, you know? It's not very Christian. 62 00:08:13,290 --> 00:08:14,758 That sounds like arguing. 63 00:08:48,526 --> 00:08:52,029 Gonzo, hurry up. 64 00:09:11,415 --> 00:09:13,817 What's the big hurry? 65 00:09:18,355 --> 00:09:22,426 Oh, I... I just think we're done here. 66 00:09:22,660 --> 00:09:24,528 Oh, yeah? 67 00:09:38,075 --> 00:09:40,177 You're done. 68 00:11:01,258 --> 00:11:03,861 Hey, I'm back here. 69 00:11:07,965 --> 00:11:09,834 Hello? 70 00:11:24,114 --> 00:11:25,282 Are already married— 71 00:11:25,483 --> 00:11:26,884 Hello? 72 00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,956 Thank you to our viewers— 73 00:11:32,156 --> 00:11:34,058 Hey. 74 00:11:34,692 --> 00:11:38,128 The crash happened as rush hour began around 8 a.m. 75 00:11:39,396 --> 00:11:40,998 Walt? 76 00:11:43,234 --> 00:11:44,301 Didn't you hear me? 77 00:11:46,303 --> 00:11:47,338 Walt. 78 00:11:52,977 --> 00:11:54,678 Walt. 79 00:11:55,613 --> 00:11:58,048 - Hey. - Hey yourself. 80 00:11:58,249 --> 00:12:00,518 What, you can't answer when I'm calling you? 81 00:12:04,455 --> 00:12:06,357 Are you okay? 82 00:12:08,025 --> 00:12:09,760 Great. 83 00:12:14,165 --> 00:12:15,332 New hat? 84 00:12:17,735 --> 00:12:19,336 Yeah. 85 00:12:21,639 --> 00:12:23,340 I got some chicken at Albertson's. 86 00:12:23,541 --> 00:12:25,376 Do you want me to heat some up for you? 87 00:12:25,576 --> 00:12:29,446 But they can occasionally adapt to other local areas... 88 00:12:29,647 --> 00:12:33,184 like airports, golf courses— 89 00:12:48,265 --> 00:12:50,401 Where've you been? 90 00:13:20,664 --> 00:13:22,299 What is...? 91 00:13:27,404 --> 00:13:28,439 What are you doing? 92 00:13:28,973 --> 00:13:30,674 Okay. 93 00:13:31,775 --> 00:13:34,011 You know what? I've got all this crap on my face. 94 00:13:34,245 --> 00:13:36,247 Let me clean up first, okay? 95 00:13:36,447 --> 00:13:40,451 You know, Walter Junior's gonna be home any minute, so... 96 00:13:40,651 --> 00:13:43,587 Okay. Yeah, just... 97 00:13:43,787 --> 00:13:46,257 Okay. Enough. 98 00:13:47,324 --> 00:13:49,527 Hold up. Stop it. 99 00:13:50,794 --> 00:13:51,862 Stop it! 100 00:14:40,478 --> 00:14:45,649 I know you're scared... 101 00:14:46,517 --> 00:14:51,121 and you're angry and frustrated. And I know none of this is fair. 102 00:14:52,189 --> 00:14:57,194 But you cannot take it out on me. 103 00:15:03,567 --> 00:15:06,070 Hey, I'm home. 104 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:23,581 Oh, we are dead. 105 00:16:25,149 --> 00:16:26,217 Dead, man. 106 00:16:26,450 --> 00:16:29,019 Ruto or rute or however the hell you— 107 00:16:29,220 --> 00:16:31,055 - This is conjecture. - This is conjecture? 108 00:16:31,288 --> 00:16:33,190 - Conjecture isn't helping. - Conjecture—? 109 00:16:33,390 --> 00:16:36,760 - We need to state the facts. - Okay, fine. Facts, then. Fact A: 110 00:16:36,961 --> 00:16:40,064 My phone rang eight times last night. Dead air, hang ups every time. 111 00:16:40,297 --> 00:16:42,032 Second fact: Like 3 in the morning... 112 00:16:42,233 --> 00:16:44,602 I saw that Caddy of his cruising my neighbourhood. 113 00:16:44,802 --> 00:16:47,238 If he wanted to kill us, he would've at the junkyard. 114 00:16:47,471 --> 00:16:50,007 What is that, conjecture? 115 00:16:50,207 --> 00:16:53,844 Are you basing that on that he's got a normal, healthy brain or something? 116 00:16:54,044 --> 00:16:58,482 Did you not see him beat a dude to death for, like, nothing? 117 00:16:58,682 --> 00:17:01,519 And that way— That way he just kept staring at us... 118 00:17:01,719 --> 00:17:05,322 saying, "You're done." 119 00:17:05,523 --> 00:17:06,524 "You're done"? 120 00:17:06,724 --> 00:17:09,360 You know what that means? I will tell you what that means. 121 00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,429 That means exactly how it sounds, yo. 122 00:17:12,663 --> 00:17:15,232 All right. We are witnesses. We are loose ends. 123 00:17:15,432 --> 00:17:17,668 Right now, Tuco's thinking, "Yeah, hey... 124 00:17:17,868 --> 00:17:22,339 they cook good meth, but can I trust them?" 125 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:27,812 What happens when he decides "no"? 126 00:17:36,821 --> 00:17:37,855 No. 127 00:17:38,055 --> 00:17:40,825 It is him or us. You understand? It is him or us! 128 00:17:51,535 --> 00:17:54,004 - How would you do it? - What do you mean, how? 129 00:17:54,205 --> 00:17:57,708 Specifically, how would you do it? Step by step. 130 00:17:59,944 --> 00:18:01,912 All right. 131 00:18:02,112 --> 00:18:04,915 Say we set up one last sale. 132 00:18:05,115 --> 00:18:08,319 This is providing he doesn't decide to waste us before then. 133 00:18:08,552 --> 00:18:11,755 Every time we bring in a new batch, he always tests the product, right? 134 00:18:11,956 --> 00:18:16,293 So as his head is down, you know, giving it a snort, just: 135 00:18:18,295 --> 00:18:19,330 So three shots? 136 00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:23,267 - Three shots or, I don't know, two. - Wait, is it two, or is it three? 137 00:18:23,467 --> 00:18:25,870 - Two would probably work, I guess. - Okay, two shots. 138 00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:27,505 Two in the chest, in the face? 139 00:18:27,738 --> 00:18:31,208 I'm just trying to understand how this works. 140 00:18:33,911 --> 00:18:36,046 Okay. All right, we'll put a pin in that. 141 00:18:36,247 --> 00:18:38,282 But by now, the big guy, Gonzo... 142 00:18:38,482 --> 00:18:40,518 - ... he's probably coming at you, right? - Yeah. 143 00:18:40,751 --> 00:18:42,920 - You turn toward him. - Yeah, just wheel on him— 144 00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:44,955 How many shots for him? He's a big guy. 145 00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:46,524 How many shots does that take? 146 00:18:46,757 --> 00:18:48,526 - I don't know. Three shots. - Three shots. 147 00:18:48,759 --> 00:18:51,529 Okay, Tuco and Gonzo. Two men down. 148 00:18:51,762 --> 00:18:53,330 Now, is there anyone else there? 149 00:18:54,598 --> 00:18:57,701 I mean, Tuco is usually with someone else, right? 150 00:18:57,935 --> 00:19:02,540 Maybe even a couple of guys. His dealers, his posse. 151 00:19:05,442 --> 00:19:07,178 All right. 152 00:19:08,445 --> 00:19:10,681 So we'll put a pin in that one too. 153 00:19:10,915 --> 00:19:12,850 At this point, how many shots fired? 154 00:19:13,083 --> 00:19:16,086 You've gotta be running low. How many bullets does that gun take? 155 00:19:21,091 --> 00:19:23,027 It's not— 156 00:19:32,636 --> 00:19:35,573 How can you suggest that we kill a man... 157 00:19:35,806 --> 00:19:38,409 and you can't even open the gun? 158 00:19:41,312 --> 00:19:45,950 - It's not that easy, is it? - Hey, man, Walt, you did it. 159 00:19:50,988 --> 00:19:52,890 Yeah. 160 00:20:05,703 --> 00:20:07,771 Call Skyler. 161 00:20:15,579 --> 00:20:18,582 Hey, there. You've reached Walt, Skyler and Walter, Jr. 162 00:20:18,782 --> 00:20:22,319 We can't come to the phone right now, so please leave us a message. 163 00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:24,889 Well, aren't you early bird, up and out already? 164 00:20:25,089 --> 00:20:27,691 The big lug and I are gonna go try that new restaurant... 165 00:20:27,892 --> 00:20:29,360 over by UNM tonight... 166 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:32,062 so let me know if you guys wanna hang. 167 00:20:32,263 --> 00:20:34,365 Listen to me. "Hang." 168 00:20:34,565 --> 00:20:37,868 Walt Jr. Will be proud. I know the lingo. 169 00:20:38,068 --> 00:20:39,637 I'm still hip. 170 00:20:40,371 --> 00:20:42,940 It's Chinese. The restaurant. 171 00:20:43,174 --> 00:20:46,043 I don't know, I just feel like Chinese. 172 00:20:46,243 --> 00:20:51,415 Do you think that people in China ever just feel like American? 173 00:20:51,615 --> 00:20:56,620 You know, and they go out and get little takeout boxes... 174 00:20:56,821 --> 00:20:59,523 with mashed potatoes and meat loaf... 175 00:20:59,723 --> 00:21:04,428 and try and figure out how to use the little knives and forks? 176 00:21:04,628 --> 00:21:07,131 I wonder if that ever happens. 177 00:21:07,364 --> 00:21:10,901 All right, I'll let you go. So call me. 178 00:21:12,203 --> 00:21:14,405 Skyler didn't pick up? 179 00:21:15,239 --> 00:21:17,808 Obviously she's not home. 180 00:21:25,616 --> 00:21:27,918 Baby. Baby, wait up. 181 00:21:28,118 --> 00:21:30,421 Hey, what was that about Chinese? 182 00:21:30,621 --> 00:21:32,590 Dinner tonight. That new place. 183 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:36,594 - How late they serve? - I don't know. 184 00:21:36,794 --> 00:21:38,662 You got Dave at 8. 185 00:21:41,265 --> 00:21:43,934 - Not tonight. - Yeah, you do. Remember? 186 00:21:44,135 --> 00:21:45,703 No, that's Thursday. 187 00:21:46,804 --> 00:21:50,407 Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's Thursday. 188 00:21:50,608 --> 00:21:52,877 Remember how at the last minute they changed it? 189 00:21:53,110 --> 00:21:55,713 They were gonna charge us a penalty. 190 00:21:55,946 --> 00:21:58,015 Look, baby, you only got six more sessions. 191 00:21:58,249 --> 00:21:59,350 And I'm doing them, Hank. 192 00:21:59,583 --> 00:22:02,486 I said I would do them, and I'm doing them. 193 00:22:02,686 --> 00:22:05,890 I can't help it if you got your days of the week wrong. 194 00:22:06,123 --> 00:22:08,292 Look out. Sorry, Mr. Schrader. 195 00:22:17,735 --> 00:22:20,905 Look, it's... You know, it's just... 196 00:22:21,138 --> 00:22:22,807 Oh, boy. I... 197 00:22:23,007 --> 00:22:28,279 I think Dave is really helping you. 198 00:22:30,214 --> 00:22:31,849 Yeah. 199 00:22:33,751 --> 00:22:34,819 Yeah. 200 00:22:49,066 --> 00:22:50,100 Sorry about that. 201 00:22:57,875 --> 00:22:59,944 She's... 202 00:23:05,516 --> 00:23:08,919 Hey! Hey, where's my phone call? 203 00:23:10,721 --> 00:23:13,657 Hits two in the sand, two in the forest... 204 00:23:13,858 --> 00:23:16,393 - ... and then he says, "Give me a four." - Hey, Gomez. 205 00:23:16,594 --> 00:23:19,129 Gomez? What do you got for me? 206 00:23:19,363 --> 00:23:21,365 Come on. Chop-chop. 207 00:23:21,565 --> 00:23:23,968 Good morning to you too. 208 00:23:27,538 --> 00:23:30,841 A.P.D. sent this over. This was about eight or 10 days ago. 209 00:23:31,041 --> 00:23:33,978 - You know Southwest Aniline, right? - Yeah, off the 25? 210 00:23:34,211 --> 00:23:35,412 The place smells like feet. 211 00:23:35,613 --> 00:23:37,882 This is them. Check this out. 212 00:23:40,084 --> 00:23:44,755 - Holy shit. What was that? - Thermite. So they tell me. 213 00:23:44,955 --> 00:23:46,724 Burns about 5000 degrees. 214 00:23:46,924 --> 00:23:48,926 Kind of stuff you see on a James Bond movie. 215 00:23:49,126 --> 00:23:52,796 Nice. Guys who know their trade. 216 00:23:56,167 --> 00:23:58,068 Wait. I take that back. 217 00:23:59,570 --> 00:24:02,072 What, they didn't think about stealing a hand truck? 218 00:24:02,273 --> 00:24:06,010 Hey, try rolling it, morons. It's a barrel. 219 00:24:06,243 --> 00:24:08,012 It rolls. Jesus. 220 00:24:10,614 --> 00:24:13,184 - So, what'd they get? - Methylamine, 30 gallons. 221 00:24:14,585 --> 00:24:16,587 P2P? 222 00:24:16,787 --> 00:24:19,657 They're cooking old school biker meth. 223 00:24:20,257 --> 00:24:21,559 Who the hell still does that? 224 00:24:21,759 --> 00:24:24,562 All the old-timers I know are either dead or in prison. 225 00:24:25,629 --> 00:24:27,298 Pseudo's in short supply... 226 00:24:27,498 --> 00:24:31,035 so these two make do by changing up the formula. 227 00:24:31,268 --> 00:24:33,838 That and the thermite... 228 00:24:34,038 --> 00:24:36,207 I'd say these two know their chemistry. 229 00:24:36,440 --> 00:24:39,109 - But ranking them as burglars? - Shit. 230 00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:42,146 I wouldn't trust these two to break into the Special Olympics. 231 00:24:42,346 --> 00:24:45,616 They got book learning but no street skills. 232 00:24:45,816 --> 00:24:47,184 Maybe they're college kids. 233 00:24:47,384 --> 00:24:49,220 Chem students trying to make a big score. 234 00:24:49,453 --> 00:24:51,655 Yeah, maybe. 235 00:24:51,856 --> 00:24:54,458 I tell you, 30 gallons of precursor... 236 00:24:54,658 --> 00:24:57,761 That big a score, they're gonna wind up stepping on some toes. 237 00:24:59,230 --> 00:25:02,466 Tell you what, they better pray it's us who catches up to them... 238 00:25:02,666 --> 00:25:05,402 and not those boys from Juarez. 239 00:26:31,021 --> 00:26:33,791 Your daughter wants out. 240 00:27:03,521 --> 00:27:06,524 Hey there. You've reached Walt, Skyler and Walter Jr. 241 00:27:06,757 --> 00:27:09,360 We can't come to the phone, so please leave us a message. 242 00:27:11,796 --> 00:27:12,897 Hey, it's me. 243 00:27:13,097 --> 00:27:14,598 Thought I'd try you earlier... 244 00:27:14,799 --> 00:27:18,435 before you go out and, you know, face the day. 245 00:27:18,636 --> 00:27:19,904 I'm realising now... 246 00:27:20,104 --> 00:27:23,107 it probably takes you a little longer to get to the phone... 247 00:27:23,307 --> 00:27:26,610 owing to the extra baby weight— 248 00:27:28,646 --> 00:27:30,247 Hey, sweetie. 249 00:27:36,020 --> 00:27:38,722 Walt, did you spend the entire night out here? 250 00:27:39,790 --> 00:27:41,492 No. 251 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:44,929 No, no. Well, not all of it. 252 00:27:45,963 --> 00:27:50,835 Oh, yeah. I did have a touch of— My stomach, you know. 253 00:27:51,035 --> 00:27:55,039 I knew I was gonna be up and down, so I just didn't wanna wake you. 254 00:28:22,700 --> 00:28:25,536 - How would he know where I live? - You sure it was Tuco? 255 00:28:25,736 --> 00:28:26,837 Who else could it be? 256 00:28:27,037 --> 00:28:29,073 - Did you ever tell him my name? - No. 257 00:28:29,306 --> 00:28:31,242 Did you tell him where I live or anything? 258 00:28:31,442 --> 00:28:33,344 - No. - What about Gonzo, or the dead one? 259 00:28:33,544 --> 00:28:35,713 - Did you tell them anything? - I didn't say jack. 260 00:28:35,913 --> 00:28:39,450 Okay, Tuco must've put out, like, you know, feelers. 261 00:28:39,683 --> 00:28:43,787 He's got his ways and means, yo. Sources, all right? He's closing in. 262 00:28:46,357 --> 00:28:51,262 And what happens when he finds out that my brother-in-law is a DEA agent? 263 00:28:51,462 --> 00:28:53,430 Oh, God. What happens then? 264 00:29:00,604 --> 00:29:02,807 Look, it's got five bullets. 265 00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:07,444 I finally figured out how to... Look, I just finally— I figured it out. 266 00:29:07,645 --> 00:29:10,247 I say we get a second gun, right? For you. 267 00:29:10,447 --> 00:29:14,385 I mean, don't we, like, double our chances? 268 00:29:14,585 --> 00:29:16,353 I mean, mathematically. 269 00:29:18,522 --> 00:29:19,723 I've got a better idea. 270 00:29:21,725 --> 00:29:23,828 Thank God. 271 00:29:24,061 --> 00:29:25,429 All right. 272 00:29:25,629 --> 00:29:27,965 What is it, Mr. White? Lay it on me. 273 00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:33,304 - Beans. - Beans? 274 00:29:34,071 --> 00:29:36,841 They're castor beans. 275 00:29:37,074 --> 00:29:38,676 So, what are we gonna do with them? 276 00:29:39,910 --> 00:29:42,413 Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk? 277 00:29:42,613 --> 00:29:44,215 Climb it and escape? 278 00:29:45,449 --> 00:29:47,852 We are going to process them into ricin. 279 00:29:49,253 --> 00:29:50,688 Rice and beans? 280 00:29:52,923 --> 00:29:55,860 Ricin. It's an extremely effective poison. 281 00:29:56,460 --> 00:29:58,395 It's toxic in small doses. 282 00:29:58,596 --> 00:30:01,031 Also fairly easy to overlook during an autopsy. 283 00:30:01,932 --> 00:30:04,034 All right. 284 00:30:04,268 --> 00:30:07,037 - All right. So— - Don't touch them. 285 00:30:08,272 --> 00:30:11,408 - You can get poisoned from beans? - Yes. 286 00:30:11,609 --> 00:30:16,113 Back in the late '70s, ricin was used to assassinate a Bulgarian journalist. 287 00:30:17,815 --> 00:30:19,950 The KGB modified the tip of an umbrella... 288 00:30:20,151 --> 00:30:22,253 to inject a tiny pellet into the man's leg. 289 00:30:22,453 --> 00:30:25,856 And we're talking about an amount not bigger than the head of a pin. 290 00:30:27,024 --> 00:30:29,460 But it— It killed him? 291 00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:31,595 Oh, yes. 292 00:30:33,597 --> 00:30:36,267 Now we just need to figure out a delivery device... 293 00:30:36,467 --> 00:30:41,438 and then no more Tuco. 294 00:31:21,679 --> 00:31:25,049 - Hey, Sky. - Hey, Hank. 295 00:31:25,483 --> 00:31:27,284 How you doing? 296 00:31:27,518 --> 00:31:30,488 Is this... This a bad time? 297 00:31:33,023 --> 00:31:35,192 No, come on in. 298 00:31:43,567 --> 00:31:45,936 I should've called first. I'm sorry. 299 00:31:47,771 --> 00:31:49,874 What can I do for you? 300 00:31:52,610 --> 00:31:55,980 Maybe we ought— 301 00:31:56,213 --> 00:31:58,149 You wanna sit down first? 302 00:31:58,849 --> 00:31:59,917 I don't know, Hank. 303 00:32:00,117 --> 00:32:03,287 Depends on whether or not this is gonna be about Marie. 304 00:32:06,724 --> 00:32:10,528 - Did she send you? - Hell, no. 305 00:32:10,728 --> 00:32:13,297 She's barely even talking to me. 306 00:32:13,531 --> 00:32:15,332 That's why I'm here, okay? 307 00:32:15,566 --> 00:32:19,637 Self-preservation. Big time. 308 00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:24,575 Look... 309 00:32:25,142 --> 00:32:27,344 I know you gals have your ups and downs. 310 00:32:27,578 --> 00:32:29,013 - I get it. - Gals. 311 00:32:29,246 --> 00:32:32,550 And I need to get involved like I need a second hole in my ass. 312 00:32:34,084 --> 00:32:37,755 But if you could do me this huge favour and just return her phone calls. 313 00:32:38,322 --> 00:32:42,726 I don't think I'm quite ready to do that yet. 314 00:32:42,927 --> 00:32:46,797 Communication. Communication, right? Back and forth. Come on. 315 00:32:46,997 --> 00:32:50,434 Sky, do this for me, please. You can yell at her. 316 00:32:50,634 --> 00:32:52,937 Just call her back. 317 00:32:58,843 --> 00:33:00,911 Marie is a shoplifter, Hank. 318 00:33:02,813 --> 00:33:04,181 That's right. 319 00:33:05,149 --> 00:33:08,319 That baby tiara she gave me at the shower? 320 00:33:08,519 --> 00:33:11,789 She stole it from Gertrude Zachary's. Yeah. 321 00:33:11,989 --> 00:33:15,326 I almost got arrested when I went back to return it. 322 00:33:15,526 --> 00:33:19,997 And Marie won't admit it. She won't apologise. 323 00:33:21,031 --> 00:33:22,066 Yeah. 324 00:33:22,299 --> 00:33:27,705 If I thought you were gonna return it, I would have never, you know... 325 00:33:34,945 --> 00:33:36,080 You knew about this. 326 00:33:37,148 --> 00:33:39,650 We're working on it. 327 00:33:39,850 --> 00:33:42,953 I mean, she's got this therapist, Dave. 328 00:33:43,154 --> 00:33:46,056 - And I mean, Dave is really good. - Dave's good, yeah. 329 00:33:46,257 --> 00:33:48,893 But it's an ongoing process, Sky... 330 00:33:49,093 --> 00:33:52,797 and we have gotta be understanding, you know? 331 00:33:52,997 --> 00:33:54,431 I mean, we gotta, you know. 332 00:33:54,665 --> 00:33:58,335 We gotta support the shit out of her. 333 00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:01,338 Do we? 334 00:34:01,539 --> 00:34:02,907 Yeah. 335 00:34:04,575 --> 00:34:06,076 I need support. 336 00:34:07,511 --> 00:34:09,079 Me. 337 00:34:09,280 --> 00:34:11,282 The almost-40-year-old pregnant woman... 338 00:34:11,515 --> 00:34:13,284 with the surprise baby on the way. 339 00:34:13,984 --> 00:34:15,686 And the husband with the lung cancer... 340 00:34:15,886 --> 00:34:18,622 who disappears for hours, and I don't know where he goes. 341 00:34:18,856 --> 00:34:20,825 And he barely even speaks to me anymore. 342 00:34:21,392 --> 00:34:24,028 With the moody son who does the same thing. 343 00:34:24,228 --> 00:34:25,996 And the overdrawn checking account. 344 00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:29,733 And the lukewarm water heater that leaks rusty-looking crap... 345 00:34:29,934 --> 00:34:32,636 and is rotting out the floor of the utility closet... 346 00:34:32,870 --> 00:34:35,005 and we can't even afford to fix it. 347 00:34:35,206 --> 00:34:38,175 But, oh, I see. 348 00:34:38,375 --> 00:34:41,011 Now I'm supposed to go, "Hank, please... 349 00:34:41,212 --> 00:34:43,714 what can I possibly do to further benefit... 350 00:34:43,914 --> 00:34:46,650 my spoiled, kleptomaniac, bitch sister... 351 00:34:46,884 --> 00:34:49,787 who somehow always manages to be the centre of attention?" 352 00:34:50,020 --> 00:34:55,960 Because God knows she's the one with the really important problems. 353 00:35:11,509 --> 00:35:14,512 Want me to take a look at that utility closet? 354 00:35:46,777 --> 00:35:48,612 That's all it takes? 355 00:35:49,980 --> 00:35:52,349 That's all it takes. 356 00:35:53,284 --> 00:35:56,086 So now what? 357 00:35:56,720 --> 00:35:59,390 Now we arrange our next meet. 358 00:35:59,623 --> 00:36:01,959 In a public place this time. Nice and safe. 359 00:36:02,159 --> 00:36:04,195 Business as usual. 360 00:36:04,395 --> 00:36:08,098 And after we sell him our usual four pounds, then we'll pull this out. 361 00:36:10,701 --> 00:36:14,572 "By the way, Tuco, this is a new formula we've been working on. 362 00:36:14,805 --> 00:36:15,940 Care to try it?" 363 00:36:17,174 --> 00:36:18,943 Okay, well, what's new about it? 364 00:36:20,144 --> 00:36:22,313 I mean, just in case he asks. What do we say? 365 00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:24,048 I don't know. Whatever you want. 366 00:36:24,815 --> 00:36:27,751 It gets the user insanely high. 367 00:36:27,985 --> 00:36:30,387 I mean, how much salesmanship do we really need? 368 00:36:30,588 --> 00:36:34,058 That degenerate snorts anything he gets his hands on. 369 00:36:34,291 --> 00:36:37,428 Okay, well, we'll just put a pin in that, then. 370 00:36:38,395 --> 00:36:43,834 Anyway, within the next 48 hours, maybe 72... 371 00:36:44,034 --> 00:36:46,604 it'll look like natural causes. 372 00:36:46,837 --> 00:36:50,875 - What, like a heart attack? - Yeah. 373 00:36:51,075 --> 00:36:53,010 Or the flu, maybe. 374 00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:56,046 His associates won't know any differently... 375 00:36:56,781 --> 00:36:59,150 and we'll be in the clear. 376 00:36:59,350 --> 00:37:02,319 Not if Tuco kills us first. 377 00:37:19,637 --> 00:37:21,705 Just keep it down. 378 00:37:21,906 --> 00:37:24,041 Hey, Hank. What's up? 379 00:37:24,241 --> 00:37:25,810 Oh, hey, buddy. 380 00:37:28,746 --> 00:37:29,780 You been home yet? 381 00:37:31,348 --> 00:37:33,651 No. Why? 382 00:37:33,884 --> 00:37:35,219 Well... 383 00:37:37,421 --> 00:37:38,789 Because I really screwed up. 384 00:37:38,989 --> 00:37:42,092 I apologise in advance for the earful you're gonna hear from Skyler. 385 00:37:42,293 --> 00:37:45,062 I was trying to get her and Marie talking again. Big mistake. 386 00:37:45,262 --> 00:37:50,534 - I should have just kept out of it. - Yeah, well, okay. 387 00:37:50,734 --> 00:37:52,303 Me and my big mouth, I guess. 388 00:37:52,536 --> 00:37:56,207 Yeah, well, that— You know, it happens. It's no problem. No worries. 389 00:37:56,407 --> 00:37:58,976 Yeah, well, thanks, man. I appreciate that. 390 00:37:59,610 --> 00:38:02,113 Jesus, the wives, huh? 391 00:38:02,313 --> 00:38:04,682 Hank, unfortunately, I really— 392 00:38:04,915 --> 00:38:08,419 Oh, yeah. Hey, man, don't let me keep you. 393 00:38:08,619 --> 00:38:13,457 Actually, I'm at work, so... Oh, hey. 394 00:38:13,657 --> 00:38:15,392 You wanna see something really freaky? 395 00:38:15,593 --> 00:38:18,863 - Well, I would, but— - Seriously, Walt, this is... 396 00:38:20,097 --> 00:38:24,235 You gotta check out this crime scene me and Gomie are at. Just a second. 397 00:38:28,472 --> 00:38:29,573 Hank. 398 00:38:29,773 --> 00:38:31,876 Hang on. It should be coming through right now. 399 00:38:34,445 --> 00:38:38,415 Guess it could be worse, huh? Could be having a day like these two. 400 00:38:41,018 --> 00:38:43,120 Couple of local bulletheads. 401 00:38:43,320 --> 00:38:46,290 Guess they pissed off the wrong guy. 402 00:38:48,893 --> 00:38:50,861 Walt, you there? 403 00:38:53,297 --> 00:38:54,698 Hey, Walt? 404 00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:02,540 - I'm taking this. - No. It's my gun. I need it! 405 00:39:02,740 --> 00:39:05,342 No, you don't. Not if you leave town. Get out of here. 406 00:39:05,543 --> 00:39:08,679 Tuco killing Gonzo means he's coming after us next. I've... 407 00:39:08,879 --> 00:39:12,283 I've gotta get home. My family. 408 00:39:53,524 --> 00:39:55,426 Skyler? 409 00:40:01,298 --> 00:40:03,501 Walter, Jr.? 410 00:40:09,907 --> 00:40:11,842 Skyler? 411 00:40:56,987 --> 00:40:58,722 Hey. 412 00:41:00,257 --> 00:41:01,892 Where's Walter, Jr.? 413 00:41:02,092 --> 00:41:05,763 Having dinner at Louis' house. Supposedly. 414 00:41:07,932 --> 00:41:12,369 Yep. All day, I've had the whole house to myself. 415 00:41:15,773 --> 00:41:18,642 So where have you been this time? 416 00:41:25,916 --> 00:41:28,018 Walt? 417 00:41:41,298 --> 00:41:43,167 Walt? 418 00:41:59,517 --> 00:42:03,621 Walt, will you come in here and talk to me please? 419 00:42:13,030 --> 00:42:14,899 Walt! 420 00:42:16,167 --> 00:42:18,536 I'll be right there. 421 00:42:27,678 --> 00:42:29,847 Yeah, I recognise these two knobjobs. 422 00:42:30,047 --> 00:42:32,450 Known associates of a psychotic piece of shit... 423 00:42:32,683 --> 00:42:33,918 named Tuco Salamanca. 424 00:42:34,118 --> 00:42:36,687 - Guess he got tired of associating. - Yeah. 425 00:42:36,887 --> 00:42:39,523 - Hey, do you mind if I get in there? - No, go ahead. 426 00:42:39,723 --> 00:42:41,992 Thanks. 427 00:42:46,430 --> 00:42:47,631 The big one smells fresher. 428 00:42:49,600 --> 00:42:50,868 You guys find a death wound? 429 00:42:54,038 --> 00:42:58,709 I see lots of blood, but no bullet holes. 430 00:43:01,178 --> 00:43:02,646 Yeah. You done taking pictures? 431 00:43:03,881 --> 00:43:05,449 All right. Let's lay them out flat. 432 00:43:06,450 --> 00:43:08,853 Let me get out of your way here, man. 433 00:43:21,232 --> 00:43:22,600 Snap. 434 00:43:22,800 --> 00:43:25,636 Damn, Ricky. Leave something for the coroner. 435 00:43:35,479 --> 00:43:37,681 Oh, this is beautiful. 436 00:43:38,682 --> 00:43:40,684 Hey, someone call Jay Leno. 437 00:43:40,918 --> 00:43:42,620 We got the world's dumbest criminal. 438 00:43:42,820 --> 00:43:45,256 This guy wasn't murdered. Look. 439 00:43:45,456 --> 00:43:49,426 Big stuff here was moving this guy's body... 440 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:52,963 when the stack must have shifted. 441 00:43:53,164 --> 00:43:57,601 Crushed his arm, pinned him here, and he bled out. 442 00:43:57,802 --> 00:44:02,373 - Poetic justice. Oh, I love it. - Don't you just? 443 00:44:02,606 --> 00:44:04,708 Get a photo of me with this guy, all right? 444 00:44:04,942 --> 00:44:08,179 Old stumpy, here. Make sure you get the stump in there. 445 00:44:13,717 --> 00:44:18,255 Walt, would you talk to me, please? 446 00:44:25,996 --> 00:44:28,532 I don't know where to begin. 447 00:45:23,220 --> 00:45:24,789 What the hell are you doing here? 448 00:45:31,962 --> 00:45:33,030 Get in. 449 00:45:45,276 --> 00:45:48,179 Get in. 450 00:46:03,227 --> 00:46:05,095 Let's go.