1 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:32,861 Well, we've come a long way, Walt. 2 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,613 Here at the end of round one... 3 00:02:34,821 --> 00:02:37,074 I'm gonna recommend cautious optimism. 4 00:02:37,741 --> 00:02:40,410 We'll check back in two months, see how you've responded... 5 00:02:40,619 --> 00:02:43,455 reassess and decide our next move, if any. 6 00:02:43,664 --> 00:02:46,416 That's right around the time the baby's due, correct? 7 00:02:48,168 --> 00:02:49,461 Yeah. 8 00:02:49,670 --> 00:02:51,588 Well, try to think of this as good timing. 9 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:54,341 You'll start feeling better soon, more like yourself. 10 00:02:54,550 --> 00:02:56,426 And your hair should start to come back. 11 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:01,139 Kind of gotten used to the old cue-ball look. 12 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:05,686 - I prefer to think of it as streamlined. - Right. Aerodynamic. 13 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:10,274 So no more confusion? 14 00:03:10,482 --> 00:03:14,987 - No more—? - No. No. Absolutely none. 15 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,614 How are you two holding up? 16 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:20,909 Fine. 17 00:03:21,118 --> 00:03:24,246 I mean, you know, we're busy... 18 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:27,124 but we're good. Absolutely. 19 00:03:28,667 --> 00:03:30,127 It's all good. 20 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:38,093 So we're not going through an insurer. Is that correct? 21 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:40,179 Yes. Direct bill. 22 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,848 Just need to print it out for you. 23 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:10,876 Thank you. 24 00:04:19,510 --> 00:04:23,055 I thought we had discussed a cash discount. 25 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:25,891 Absolutely. It's included. 26 00:04:27,142 --> 00:04:28,894 Just a reminder. 27 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:32,856 We do have a payment plan available, should you be interested. 28 00:04:33,065 --> 00:04:35,359 Oh, yeah. 29 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:37,069 Okay. 30 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:41,073 Congratulations. 31 00:04:42,449 --> 00:04:44,076 Thank you. 32 00:04:57,089 --> 00:04:58,882 Okay, well, then what about the MRI? 33 00:04:59,091 --> 00:05:01,134 Can you—? Can you please explain to me... 34 00:05:01,343 --> 00:05:05,556 the distinction between diagnostic and exploratory? 35 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:11,937 Yeah, but either way, his doctor ordered it. 36 00:05:13,730 --> 00:05:16,775 Okay, you know, it should be covered. 37 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:19,778 You bet I will. Yeah, in triplicate. 38 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:24,449 Okay. Well, I'm sorry you couldn't be of more help too. 39 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,660 Yeah. Okay. 40 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,454 Bitch. 41 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,331 Hi. 42 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:35,961 Been around someone who smokes? 43 00:05:36,170 --> 00:05:37,421 No. 44 00:05:37,629 --> 00:05:39,631 The hospital bill came. 45 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,800 - That was fast. - Yeah. 46 00:05:42,009 --> 00:05:46,096 Three-day stay, 13,000 and counting. 47 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:57,065 Is this something that Gretchen and Elliott might cover? 48 00:05:58,609 --> 00:05:59,985 I mean... 49 00:06:00,194 --> 00:06:04,323 I know it's strictly your domain, but... 50 00:06:04,531 --> 00:06:06,617 They will. I'm sure they will. 51 00:06:06,825 --> 00:06:08,452 I'll handle it. 52 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,277 Oh, God. 53 00:08:48,362 --> 00:08:50,364 Bring me up to speed on Tuco Salamanca. 54 00:08:50,572 --> 00:08:51,615 - Dead. - Still? 55 00:08:51,823 --> 00:08:54,034 - Completely. - Okay, then. 56 00:08:54,243 --> 00:08:56,787 - Well, thanks for stopping by. - Okay. 57 00:08:58,705 --> 00:09:01,959 So things are quiet, you know. Not a lot of crystal on the streets now. 58 00:09:02,167 --> 00:09:04,503 - Good. - Of course, that's not gonna last. 59 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:07,673 Wait to see who rallies the roaches now that turf's up for grabs. 60 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:09,299 No takers so far? 61 00:09:09,508 --> 00:09:12,845 Well, we keep hearing a name. Heisenberg. 62 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,472 Lately pretty much every dime-bagger we come across. 63 00:09:15,681 --> 00:09:17,975 - Heisenberg? - Yeah, I know. 64 00:09:18,183 --> 00:09:20,853 Maybe it's a tweaker urban legend. 65 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:25,190 Still, somebody somewhere is cooking that big blue we keep finding. 66 00:09:25,399 --> 00:09:27,860 Anyway, we'll stay on it. 67 00:09:29,736 --> 00:09:32,447 Know why sharks are at the top of the food chain, Hank? 68 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:39,037 Because they have three sets of teeth and will take a bite out of anything? 69 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:41,748 Some of those suckers travel thousands of miles... 70 00:09:41,957 --> 00:09:44,042 in pursuit of their prey. 71 00:09:44,251 --> 00:09:46,211 Yeah, I think I heard that. 72 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:50,382 You, my friend, are a great white. 73 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:53,510 How does Albuquerque liaison... 74 00:09:53,719 --> 00:09:57,055 Tri-State Border Interdiction Task Force sound? 75 00:09:58,015 --> 00:09:59,391 Like one hell of a promotion. 76 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:03,270 As of the 1st, I want you to split your time between here and El Paso. 77 00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,898 Thank you, sir. Thank you. 78 00:10:06,440 --> 00:10:08,150 What you gonna do without me, Gomey? 79 00:10:08,358 --> 00:10:11,945 Celebrate. I won't have to look at your ugly mug six days a week. 80 00:10:12,154 --> 00:10:14,948 Hey, buddy, I am the brains and the brawn. 81 00:10:15,157 --> 00:10:17,576 - I'm the whole package. - I'm glad I didn't just eat. 82 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,245 I'm surprised your head still fits through the door. 83 00:10:20,454 --> 00:10:23,123 - You wanna grab lunch? - Hell, yeah. Because you're buying. 84 00:10:23,332 --> 00:10:26,084 Done. I'll meet you morons downstairs. 85 00:10:26,293 --> 00:10:28,253 Try not to get lost on the way. 86 00:10:28,462 --> 00:10:30,464 Schrader. 87 00:10:30,672 --> 00:10:31,798 Yeah. Hey, Ricky. 88 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,635 How you doing? Yeah, I'm stoked too. 89 00:10:34,843 --> 00:10:36,512 Yeah, El Paso. 90 00:10:38,805 --> 00:10:40,057 Here's the man. 91 00:10:42,768 --> 00:10:45,270 - Hey, congratulations, Hank. - Thanks. 92 00:11:46,081 --> 00:11:50,252 Gets two in the sand, two in the forest, you know? 93 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:53,755 And then he says, "Give me a four," you know? 94 00:11:53,964 --> 00:11:55,591 Hey. Hey. 95 00:12:27,956 --> 00:12:31,418 - Hey. - Got some nerve coming back here. 96 00:12:31,627 --> 00:12:33,545 Or you're even dumber than I thought. 97 00:12:33,754 --> 00:12:35,881 Yeah, well, maybe both. 98 00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:47,059 Balance for the tow, the repairs... 99 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:52,064 and extra for damages and stuff, the gate... 100 00:12:52,272 --> 00:12:55,067 the toilet. 101 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:58,612 Look, like I said... 102 00:12:58,820 --> 00:13:01,698 my word is my bond. 103 00:13:15,212 --> 00:13:19,216 What would you charge me to store this here? 104 00:13:19,424 --> 00:13:22,344 - A million-five. - Come on, yo. 105 00:13:22,553 --> 00:13:24,763 - Your sister. - Dog, I'm serious, all right? 106 00:13:24,972 --> 00:13:29,601 I got storage needs. And I got scratch up front. 107 00:13:29,810 --> 00:13:32,229 We could, you know, negotiate. 108 00:13:37,526 --> 00:13:38,735 Five hundred. 109 00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:40,237 - A month? - A week. 110 00:13:42,739 --> 00:13:44,199 For real? 111 00:13:44,408 --> 00:13:46,034 - See you. - Wait, wait, wait. 112 00:13:46,243 --> 00:13:48,453 Just hold on. Just chill. 113 00:13:50,289 --> 00:13:53,167 Okay. Sounds good. Totally doable. 114 00:13:53,375 --> 00:13:55,460 - Outside. - Inside. 115 00:13:55,669 --> 00:13:57,296 - Forget it. - Man, come on. 116 00:13:57,754 --> 00:14:00,549 Your fence is too easy to climb. 117 00:14:00,757 --> 00:14:03,302 Inside, padlocked, plus gate privileges. 118 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:07,472 - Come again? - Gate, in and out, privileges. 119 00:14:08,682 --> 00:14:12,394 Month to month. Cash up front. Inside. 120 00:14:12,603 --> 00:14:15,147 And I don't know you. I don't know jack. 121 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:16,648 Yeah. 122 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:31,288 You selling? 123 00:14:31,497 --> 00:14:33,415 I'll let you take it for nine Gs. 124 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,300 What about that one? 125 00:14:47,221 --> 00:14:48,764 Serious? 126 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,121 It's Jane, right? 127 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:16,792 Well, Jane, I gotta say, this place is awesome. 128 00:15:17,000 --> 00:15:21,004 - Really? Does it inspire awe? - No. I mean, you know, it's great. 129 00:15:21,213 --> 00:15:23,632 Just what I've been looking for. That's what I meant. 130 00:15:23,841 --> 00:15:26,718 I had an entire house before, detached and all... 131 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:31,265 but I was just tired of the lawn care, upkeep and whatnot. You know? 132 00:15:31,473 --> 00:15:34,476 Well, the blinds are new. Everything's been painted. 133 00:15:36,353 --> 00:15:37,396 Jesus. 134 00:15:39,648 --> 00:15:42,025 Utilities are included. 135 00:15:42,234 --> 00:15:44,027 Stacking. Sweet. 136 00:15:44,236 --> 00:15:46,947 - You got cable? - Already wired. Just call to activate. 137 00:15:47,155 --> 00:15:48,782 High speed, whatever. 138 00:15:48,991 --> 00:15:51,660 Bathroom, cool tile. 139 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,704 Bedroom. 140 00:15:53,912 --> 00:15:55,038 Nice. 141 00:15:55,247 --> 00:15:58,417 I'm a fan of the hardwood. 142 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,880 - So you're interested? - Definitely. Definitely, yeah. 143 00:16:03,088 --> 00:16:05,048 And you're good with NP, NS? 144 00:16:07,718 --> 00:16:08,802 Sorry. What? 145 00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:12,181 In the ad? No smoking, no pets. You wanna smoke, you do it outside. 146 00:16:12,389 --> 00:16:15,309 No. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. It's cool. No worries. 147 00:16:15,517 --> 00:16:19,605 All right, the usual drill. I'll need a W-2 or recent pay stub, current employer... 148 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,399 former address, you know, the yadda yadda. 149 00:16:22,608 --> 00:16:26,278 And if it's all copacetic, I'll call. 150 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:30,115 Yeah. Look... 151 00:16:30,324 --> 00:16:31,783 the thing is... 152 00:16:31,992 --> 00:16:33,619 I can... 153 00:16:33,827 --> 00:16:35,287 Unbelievable. 154 00:16:35,496 --> 00:16:39,124 - I'm just currently between situations. - Then I'm currently not renting. 155 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:42,961 Look, look, I got the money and I'm totally good for it for, like, ever. 156 00:16:43,170 --> 00:16:46,632 Come on, yo, can you please, please just help a brother out? 157 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:49,426 Yo, my dad's not really a make-exceptions kind of guy. 158 00:16:49,635 --> 00:16:51,803 - Trust me. - Your dad? 159 00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:54,806 Owns the place. I manage it. 160 00:16:55,015 --> 00:16:57,226 Pen on paper. That's what I need. 161 00:16:57,434 --> 00:16:59,144 Or go run your game somewhere else. 162 00:16:59,353 --> 00:17:01,563 Dude, I got nowhere else to go. This is it. 163 00:17:01,772 --> 00:17:04,149 And I got no game, all right? 164 00:17:04,358 --> 00:17:06,985 I just need a chance. 165 00:17:10,197 --> 00:17:13,617 Look, my folks, they kicked me out. 166 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:16,787 I'm a disappointment, apparently. 167 00:17:16,995 --> 00:17:19,873 Didn't meet their expectations again. 168 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,876 So you know, now I'm persona non gratis or whatever. 169 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:27,214 But you know what? I'm a good person and I work hard. 170 00:17:27,422 --> 00:17:29,842 I will pay you every month and I will pay you on time. 171 00:17:30,050 --> 00:17:33,011 I will not mess this up, okay? I swear. 172 00:17:42,062 --> 00:17:43,188 Rent just went up. 173 00:17:43,897 --> 00:17:46,191 A hundred more a month. That's the cash price. 174 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:47,943 Yes. 175 00:17:48,694 --> 00:17:50,195 Okay. Yes. 176 00:17:50,404 --> 00:17:53,115 Hey, you rock. Thank you. Thank you. You won't regret this. 177 00:17:53,323 --> 00:17:56,034 And in addition to first and last, I want two more months. 178 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:58,704 DBAA fee, non-refundable. 179 00:17:58,912 --> 00:18:03,458 Yeah, of course. No problem. DBAA. Obviously, yeah. 180 00:18:05,419 --> 00:18:09,381 All right. So, what's DBAA? 181 00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:11,925 - Don't be an asshole. - Gotcha. 182 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:14,678 - I live next door. - Really? 183 00:18:14,887 --> 00:18:18,223 Don't think for one second you have squatter's rights, because you don't. 184 00:18:18,432 --> 00:18:19,975 If you blow this, I want you gone. 185 00:18:20,184 --> 00:18:23,270 I know guys that'll have your skinny ass out back by the Dumpster... 186 00:18:23,478 --> 00:18:24,855 faster than you can blink. 187 00:18:27,399 --> 00:18:29,401 I'll fill it in. Just sign your name. 188 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:30,903 Which is what, by the way? 189 00:18:31,111 --> 00:18:33,405 It's Jesse. 190 00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:37,409 Jesse Jackson. 191 00:18:38,577 --> 00:18:39,578 Seriously? 192 00:18:41,288 --> 00:18:42,456 What? 193 00:19:31,505 --> 00:19:34,091 - What are you doing? - Beating off. What's it look like? 194 00:19:34,299 --> 00:19:37,761 That is in fact exactly what it looks like to me. 195 00:19:37,970 --> 00:19:41,056 Brewing is an art form, Marie. I think you'd appreciate that by now. 196 00:19:41,265 --> 00:19:44,268 Christmas, batch of '06? Come on. 197 00:19:44,476 --> 00:19:46,645 So let me get this straight. 198 00:19:46,854 --> 00:19:51,441 You call in sick the day after receiving a long-awaited... 199 00:19:51,650 --> 00:19:53,986 career-boosting promotion... 200 00:19:54,194 --> 00:19:58,490 so you can play Oktoberfest in your man cave? 201 00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,076 I don't get it. Really, I don't. 202 00:20:01,285 --> 00:20:03,245 Babe, relax. 203 00:20:04,121 --> 00:20:06,790 - Please, don't tell me to relax. - Sorry, I forgot. 204 00:20:06,999 --> 00:20:09,001 - You know I hate that. - Right. 205 00:20:09,209 --> 00:20:10,961 Dave said I should express that. 206 00:20:11,170 --> 00:20:13,881 All I'm saying is everything's fine. 207 00:20:14,882 --> 00:20:16,425 I can take a day. 208 00:20:16,633 --> 00:20:18,343 No big deal. 209 00:20:18,552 --> 00:20:24,558 Now get that sweet ass out of here so I can concentrate. 210 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:14,126 Okay, so, what's the plan? 211 00:22:14,334 --> 00:22:16,628 The plan is we cook. 212 00:22:16,837 --> 00:22:21,258 Why are we cooking when we can't even move what we cook? 213 00:22:31,268 --> 00:22:33,854 Well, how much do you think you can sell on your own? 214 00:22:34,062 --> 00:22:36,773 Say if I cook during the days and you work the nights. 215 00:22:36,982 --> 00:22:38,775 - Dude. - What? 216 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,820 Prior to Tuco, that was your plan, wasn't it? 217 00:22:42,029 --> 00:22:45,449 I understand it'll be a fraction of what we brought in before... 218 00:22:45,657 --> 00:22:48,869 - ... but still, what choice do we have? - First of all, there's no we. 219 00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:53,165 Okay? You're talking me, solo, busting hump slinging shards. 220 00:22:53,373 --> 00:22:54,583 I got profile now. 221 00:22:54,791 --> 00:22:58,003 Don't you get that? DEA's up my ass. 222 00:22:58,212 --> 00:23:01,590 No, I'm not exposing myself to that level of risk for chump change. 223 00:23:01,798 --> 00:23:04,343 - No way. - Then what do you suggest? 224 00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:09,431 I don't think either of us are eager to jump into bed with another Tuco. 225 00:23:14,228 --> 00:23:16,855 I got bills, man. 226 00:23:17,064 --> 00:23:18,357 You've got bills? 227 00:23:18,565 --> 00:23:20,400 Rent, yo. Responsibilities. 228 00:23:20,609 --> 00:23:22,402 I've already lost more than I've made... 229 00:23:22,611 --> 00:23:25,280 and I am tired of dicking around out here. 230 00:23:25,489 --> 00:23:28,534 You wanna know how much I've got left? 231 00:23:28,742 --> 00:23:30,828 After completing my first round of treatment... 232 00:23:31,036 --> 00:23:34,540 and financing the world's most expensive alibi? 233 00:23:34,748 --> 00:23:36,708 Zero. Zip. Nothing. 234 00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:40,003 I've got nothing to show for all of this. Nothing for my family... 235 00:23:40,212 --> 00:23:43,632 which, as you might remember, was the whole damn point. 236 00:23:47,386 --> 00:23:51,139 But seeing as throwing in the towel is not an option... 237 00:23:51,348 --> 00:23:54,393 that leaves us with a total of two choices. 238 00:23:54,601 --> 00:23:57,646 We go into business with yet another homicidal lunatic... 239 00:23:57,855 --> 00:23:59,898 or you and I start— 240 00:24:00,107 --> 00:24:03,861 You selling whatever you can. 241 00:24:06,947 --> 00:24:08,866 There's a third way. 242 00:24:10,450 --> 00:24:12,244 And what would that be? 243 00:24:14,121 --> 00:24:17,166 We got to be Tuco. 244 00:24:17,374 --> 00:24:19,751 All right? Cut out the middleman. Run our own game. 245 00:24:19,960 --> 00:24:23,797 So you're going to what? 246 00:24:24,006 --> 00:24:26,175 Snort meth off a bowie knife? 247 00:24:26,383 --> 00:24:29,428 You gonna beat your homeys to death when they "dis" you? 248 00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:34,183 Look, I know some guys. All right? I can create a network. 249 00:24:34,391 --> 00:24:38,270 Look, we control production and distribution. 250 00:24:38,478 --> 00:24:41,690 That way, we stay off the front lines while moving some serious glass. 251 00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:44,943 I mean, the point here is to make money, right? 252 00:24:45,152 --> 00:24:46,445 Sky-high stacks. 253 00:24:48,488 --> 00:24:50,282 - No. - No? That's not the point? 254 00:24:50,491 --> 00:24:53,076 No, I am not willing to do that. 255 00:24:53,994 --> 00:24:55,913 Who said anything about you? 256 00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:01,084 I don't vote for this plan. 257 00:25:01,293 --> 00:25:05,464 I'm not comfortable bringing in unknown entities into our operation. 258 00:25:05,672 --> 00:25:08,217 Yeah? Well, you don't get to vote. 259 00:25:10,844 --> 00:25:12,971 I beg your pardon? 260 00:25:13,180 --> 00:25:16,975 - This is a partnership, remember? - I rem— Oh, I remember. 261 00:25:17,184 --> 00:25:19,311 Yeah, you cook, I sell. 262 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:22,814 That was the division of labour when we started all this. 263 00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:25,192 And that's exactly how we should have kept it. 264 00:25:25,400 --> 00:25:28,237 Because I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk... 265 00:25:28,445 --> 00:25:30,656 or on my knees with a gun to my head... 266 00:25:30,864 --> 00:25:33,826 before your greedy old ass came along. All right? 267 00:25:40,833 --> 00:25:44,169 All right, I will admit to a bit of a learning curve. 268 00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:47,297 And perhaps I was overly ambitious. 269 00:25:48,131 --> 00:25:50,551 In any case, it's not gonna happen that way anymore. 270 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:52,427 Yeah, damn straight. 271 00:25:52,636 --> 00:25:54,638 Know why? 272 00:25:54,847 --> 00:25:57,641 Because we do things my way this time... 273 00:25:57,850 --> 00:25:59,685 or I walk. 274 00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:07,526 You need me more than I need you, Walt. 275 00:26:28,463 --> 00:26:31,216 Yo, enter my casa. Yo, Skinny Pete. What's up, brother? 276 00:26:31,425 --> 00:26:32,426 What up with it, yo? 277 00:26:32,634 --> 00:26:35,888 Hey, Combo. Good to see you. Welcome to my humble abode. 278 00:26:36,096 --> 00:26:38,849 Good deal, mover. Good deal. 279 00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:44,062 - Yo, Badge, hey. - Cool crib, man. 280 00:26:44,271 --> 00:26:45,898 Hey, it echoes. 281 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:47,733 Hello. 282 00:26:47,941 --> 00:26:49,902 Hello. Hello, hello, hello. 283 00:26:50,110 --> 00:26:51,820 Let me give you the virtual tour, okay? 284 00:26:52,029 --> 00:26:54,573 So plasma is gonna go right here. 285 00:26:54,781 --> 00:26:56,825 Probably like 50-inch, you know, wall-mounted. 286 00:26:57,034 --> 00:26:59,244 Plasma rocks it over LCD, yo. 287 00:26:59,453 --> 00:27:01,121 No. They burn in, yo. 288 00:27:01,330 --> 00:27:04,458 But the picture's, like, way sharper. Blacks are deeper too. 289 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:07,252 They got 3-D coming out, like, any day now. 290 00:27:07,461 --> 00:27:09,129 That's what I'm waiting for. 291 00:27:09,338 --> 00:27:11,548 - Porn, coz. You know? - Jesus. 292 00:27:11,757 --> 00:27:14,259 Like 3-D tatas, like right in your face. 293 00:27:14,468 --> 00:27:17,346 Yeah. So, I'm gonna get a couple of those zero-gravity chairs... 294 00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:20,390 for, like, right here, for your ultimate viewing comfort. 295 00:27:20,599 --> 00:27:21,725 Those are buck. 296 00:27:21,934 --> 00:27:24,937 It's gonna be pretty much sparse. Very Asiany, modern stuff. 297 00:27:25,145 --> 00:27:27,272 - Feng shui, yo. I can dig it. - Yeah. 298 00:27:27,481 --> 00:27:29,691 I'm thinking, you know, just a bunch of candles... 299 00:27:29,900 --> 00:27:32,319 maybe one of those little fountain jobs right here. 300 00:27:32,528 --> 00:27:34,321 - It's gonna be chill. - The ladies... 301 00:27:34,530 --> 00:27:38,283 they cream up real nice for, like, candles and shit. 302 00:27:39,201 --> 00:27:41,620 You are going to score, big time. 303 00:27:42,955 --> 00:27:46,291 All right, so how about we get, you know, down to it? 304 00:27:46,500 --> 00:27:49,628 There's some refreshments over here if you wanna partake. 305 00:27:49,837 --> 00:27:53,465 You got any other refreshments? 306 00:27:53,674 --> 00:27:56,552 - I could kick it. It's been a while. - Yes, yes. 307 00:27:56,760 --> 00:27:59,179 I could totally go for a loving spoonful. 308 00:27:59,388 --> 00:28:01,640 No, no, no. No bomb, no beer, no weed. All right? 309 00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:05,477 You smoke it up on your own time. We're talking business here. 310 00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:08,313 Okay? So listen up. 311 00:28:08,522 --> 00:28:12,192 This is how it goes. I front each of you an ounce. 312 00:28:12,401 --> 00:28:16,321 You sell it for 2,500. I keep the two, you keep the five. 313 00:28:16,530 --> 00:28:19,283 No cutting it. You sell it as is, all right? 314 00:28:19,491 --> 00:28:21,952 Twenty-five hundred an ounce? 315 00:28:22,161 --> 00:28:23,662 That's kind of hopeful, bro. 316 00:28:23,871 --> 00:28:27,332 - Yeah, Jesse, street's maybe 17, 18. - Seventeen. 317 00:28:27,541 --> 00:28:31,253 Okay, A, this is the best shiz ever. 318 00:28:31,461 --> 00:28:34,882 All right? Everybody and their mother's gonna want a taste. And second... 319 00:28:35,090 --> 00:28:37,176 who else is selling right now, huh? 320 00:28:37,384 --> 00:28:40,429 - It's dry out there, that's for sure. - Church. 321 00:28:40,637 --> 00:28:43,891 So you point it how you want, okay? Quarter, half, teener, whatever. 322 00:28:44,099 --> 00:28:47,269 But I make what I make. Two large. No exceptions. 323 00:28:47,477 --> 00:28:49,688 Short me, you're out. 324 00:28:49,897 --> 00:28:51,481 Cut it, you're out. 325 00:28:51,690 --> 00:28:53,317 Period. 326 00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:57,446 This is a big opportunity I am giving you. 327 00:28:57,654 --> 00:28:59,198 Understand? 328 00:28:59,406 --> 00:29:02,034 Badger, what is this? 329 00:29:04,244 --> 00:29:05,829 A big opportunity. 330 00:29:06,038 --> 00:29:09,500 Exactly. All right? This is the ground floor. 331 00:29:09,708 --> 00:29:13,212 Gentlemen, how far you go is up to you. 332 00:29:13,420 --> 00:29:14,880 So bring out the product, yo. 333 00:29:15,088 --> 00:29:17,841 No, no, no. Not here, all right? Not ever. 334 00:29:18,050 --> 00:29:22,012 Blind drop. I will let you know when and where. 335 00:29:23,388 --> 00:29:27,851 All right? So you'll be hearing from me. 336 00:29:28,060 --> 00:29:29,853 Now, I got mad volume. 337 00:29:30,062 --> 00:29:33,732 So you move it quick, you move it right... 338 00:29:33,941 --> 00:29:37,069 there is always more. 339 00:29:38,445 --> 00:29:41,782 Okay, DBAA, mofos. All right? 340 00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:44,201 Apply yourselves. 341 00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:45,494 Hell, yeah. 342 00:29:45,744 --> 00:29:47,704 Hell, yeah. 343 00:30:19,945 --> 00:30:21,155 Hey, there's the big guy. 344 00:30:21,363 --> 00:30:23,615 - Congratulations, Uncle Hank. - Hey, Hank. 345 00:30:23,824 --> 00:30:24,992 It's an armpit. 346 00:30:25,200 --> 00:30:26,952 It's not an armpit. 347 00:30:27,161 --> 00:30:28,787 Oh, excuse me. 348 00:30:28,996 --> 00:30:31,540 You're right. It's the Paris of the Southwest. 349 00:30:31,748 --> 00:30:34,126 Please, it's Texas, for God's sake. 350 00:30:34,334 --> 00:30:37,713 Right on the border of lawless Mexican hell. 351 00:30:37,921 --> 00:30:40,007 Human heads, they leave. 352 00:30:40,215 --> 00:30:44,303 The cartels, they litter the place with human heads. 353 00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:46,889 Yeah, well, pretty sure that's why I'm going there. 354 00:30:47,806 --> 00:30:51,727 It's like a calling card or a shoutout or something. 355 00:30:51,935 --> 00:30:54,813 Now, D.C., on the other hand, I could get behind. 356 00:30:55,022 --> 00:30:57,649 You just do your time like a good boy... 357 00:30:57,858 --> 00:31:00,819 and I could see us in a cute little condo in Georgetown... 358 00:31:01,028 --> 00:31:02,779 in a couple of years. 359 00:31:17,794 --> 00:31:23,050 I went online to this fantastic... 360 00:31:23,258 --> 00:31:26,178 real estate website for D.C. 361 00:31:26,386 --> 00:31:31,183 There's just so much, I don't know, culture there. 362 00:31:31,391 --> 00:31:33,435 I was talking to Melinda, Hank's boss's wife. 363 00:31:33,644 --> 00:31:36,688 I told you about the one with helmet hair and permanent lip liner. 364 00:31:36,897 --> 00:31:39,107 Anyway, she was saying that when they were there— 365 00:31:44,905 --> 00:31:46,490 Apologise. 366 00:31:48,700 --> 00:31:50,244 What? 367 00:31:50,452 --> 00:31:56,917 I will not listen to one more word until you apologise. 368 00:31:59,962 --> 00:32:02,714 - For? - You know perfectly well, Marie. 369 00:32:02,923 --> 00:32:05,926 - Well, obviously I don't— - Your lies. 370 00:32:06,134 --> 00:32:07,719 To me. 371 00:32:09,221 --> 00:32:11,265 The shoplifting. 372 00:32:11,473 --> 00:32:13,058 All of it. 373 00:32:13,267 --> 00:32:17,729 Did you really think it was all just neatly gonna go away? 374 00:32:17,938 --> 00:32:21,024 Well, if you hadn't tried to return it— 375 00:32:21,483 --> 00:32:23,068 Apologise. 376 00:32:26,530 --> 00:32:28,574 Now or never. I mean it. 377 00:32:28,782 --> 00:32:31,243 Or it'll never be the same. 378 00:32:34,538 --> 00:32:37,040 Why are you punishing me? 379 00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:44,339 If you don't respect me enough to apologise, to tell me the truth, then— 380 00:32:53,307 --> 00:32:55,267 I need my sister back. 381 00:33:09,156 --> 00:33:10,949 I'm sorry. 382 00:33:14,620 --> 00:33:16,288 I'm sorry. 383 00:33:25,797 --> 00:33:30,469 - What, do you want the gory details? - Yeah. Oh, yeah. 384 00:33:30,677 --> 00:33:32,471 No, you don't. 385 00:33:32,679 --> 00:33:34,556 Keep you up at night. 386 00:33:35,516 --> 00:33:40,437 So was it scary? 387 00:33:40,646 --> 00:33:43,190 Hell, yeah, it was freaking scary, you little punk. 388 00:33:43,398 --> 00:33:44,441 Jesus. 389 00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:47,528 But you were way faster than him. 390 00:33:48,403 --> 00:33:50,113 Well, I'm here, aren't I? 391 00:33:50,948 --> 00:33:53,033 Yeah. Hell, yeah. 392 00:33:53,242 --> 00:33:54,576 Kick ass and take names. 393 00:33:54,785 --> 00:33:57,579 - Son. - No, it's fine. 394 00:33:58,664 --> 00:34:00,624 You know what it is? 395 00:34:00,833 --> 00:34:04,503 A cockroach comes out from under a fridge, what do you do? 396 00:34:04,711 --> 00:34:06,630 I mean, you don't think about it. 397 00:34:07,256 --> 00:34:09,508 You stomp them down. 398 00:34:11,260 --> 00:34:12,678 Where do they come from? 399 00:34:14,179 --> 00:34:16,765 Criminals, like the one you... 400 00:34:16,974 --> 00:34:20,686 I mean, what do you think it is that makes them who they are? 401 00:34:22,563 --> 00:34:25,357 Buddy, you might as well be asking me about the roaches. 402 00:34:27,484 --> 00:34:30,779 All I know is there's a whole world of them out there. 403 00:34:33,532 --> 00:34:36,368 Man, I gotta piss like a racehorse. 404 00:36:49,293 --> 00:36:50,294 Cops. 405 00:36:50,794 --> 00:36:52,588 Cops! 406 00:37:50,437 --> 00:37:52,648 Wasn't sure it was you. 407 00:37:53,565 --> 00:37:54,900 New car? 408 00:37:55,108 --> 00:37:58,904 Yeah, keeping things on the DL. 409 00:37:59,112 --> 00:38:02,241 I'm guessing this one doesn't bounce. 410 00:38:09,456 --> 00:38:11,375 Your half. 411 00:38:11,583 --> 00:38:14,044 Fifteen K. That's what I'm talking about. 412 00:38:17,756 --> 00:38:19,299 You're welcome. 413 00:38:19,508 --> 00:38:20,551 Jesus. 414 00:38:23,095 --> 00:38:25,222 Help me understand the math, okay? 415 00:38:25,430 --> 00:38:27,307 I gave you 1 pound, correct? 416 00:38:27,516 --> 00:38:30,435 You and I split $2,000 per ounce. 417 00:38:30,644 --> 00:38:32,437 $1,000 each. 418 00:38:32,646 --> 00:38:34,565 One pound, that's 16 ounces. 419 00:38:34,773 --> 00:38:39,611 Sixteen ounces should net to me $16,000. 420 00:38:39,820 --> 00:38:42,781 Sixteen. Not 15. 421 00:38:44,324 --> 00:38:45,784 Something came up. 422 00:38:47,286 --> 00:38:48,620 Something came up? 423 00:38:48,829 --> 00:38:51,915 One of my guys got held up by a couple junkies. 424 00:38:52,124 --> 00:38:56,712 Lost an ounce. But it's cool, okay? Skinny Pete's cool. 425 00:38:58,505 --> 00:39:01,466 So you're saying that your guy got robbed— 426 00:39:01,675 --> 00:39:07,014 Or rather you got robbed. —but it doesn't matter. 427 00:39:07,931 --> 00:39:10,726 Dude, it's called breakage, okay? 428 00:39:10,934 --> 00:39:12,644 Like Kmart. Shit breaks. 429 00:39:12,853 --> 00:39:14,813 And you're thinking this is acceptable? 430 00:39:15,022 --> 00:39:18,108 It's the cost of business, yo. 431 00:39:18,317 --> 00:39:19,776 You're sweating me over a grand? 432 00:39:19,985 --> 00:39:24,406 Hey, look, I'm just the chemist here. I'm not the street guy, yo. 433 00:39:24,615 --> 00:39:26,867 But it seems to me that what you call breakage... 434 00:39:27,075 --> 00:39:30,162 is just you making a fool of yourself. 435 00:39:30,996 --> 00:39:33,207 I've got another technical term for you. 436 00:39:33,999 --> 00:39:36,168 Non-sustainable business model. 437 00:39:36,376 --> 00:39:38,629 You're focusing on the negative. 438 00:39:38,837 --> 00:39:42,424 Six grand a day we're making. What's your problem? 439 00:39:43,383 --> 00:39:45,469 What happens when word gets out... 440 00:39:45,677 --> 00:39:49,097 and it's open season on these clowns you've hired? 441 00:39:49,306 --> 00:39:52,226 Once everyone knows that Jesse Pinkman... 442 00:39:52,434 --> 00:39:56,522 drug lord, can be robbed with impunity. 443 00:39:56,730 --> 00:39:58,023 Man, come on. 444 00:39:58,232 --> 00:40:01,693 You think Tuco had breakage? 445 00:40:02,694 --> 00:40:04,530 I guess it's true, he did. 446 00:40:04,738 --> 00:40:05,864 He broke bones. 447 00:40:06,782 --> 00:40:10,035 He broke the skull of anybody who tried to rip him off. 448 00:40:10,244 --> 00:40:12,746 You want another grand? Is that it? 449 00:40:12,955 --> 00:40:15,207 - That's not my point. - Take it. Here. 450 00:40:19,044 --> 00:40:21,964 Look, you got 15,000 you didn't have yesterday. 451 00:40:22,172 --> 00:40:24,341 Hey, we're making bank. Shit happens. 452 00:40:24,550 --> 00:40:27,177 My guys get what they're up against and they're careful. 453 00:40:27,386 --> 00:40:28,720 So am I. 454 00:40:28,929 --> 00:40:31,640 And you're all tucked in at night with your precious family. 455 00:40:31,849 --> 00:40:34,726 So why don't you just stop being such a freak about everything? 456 00:40:34,935 --> 00:40:37,813 You've made the division of labour very clear. 457 00:40:39,273 --> 00:40:42,693 Yo, I mean, seriously... 458 00:40:42,901 --> 00:40:46,405 what the hell do you want me to do, huh? 459 00:41:13,640 --> 00:41:14,641 Hey. 460 00:41:14,850 --> 00:41:16,101 Sorry. 461 00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:18,061 Wow, you snuck in. 462 00:41:18,270 --> 00:41:20,355 Didn't even know you were home. 463 00:41:21,481 --> 00:41:22,691 What you eating? 464 00:41:22,900 --> 00:41:25,944 A panini. There's another one in the freezer if you want it. 465 00:41:27,154 --> 00:41:28,864 I thought we nixed those, huh? 466 00:41:29,072 --> 00:41:30,782 Did we? 467 00:41:31,867 --> 00:41:36,455 Yeah. I mean, aren't those the ones with the off-the-chart sodium? 468 00:41:37,331 --> 00:41:39,166 I had a craving. 469 00:41:39,374 --> 00:41:41,543 Once in a while is no big deal. 470 00:41:47,674 --> 00:41:49,259 So where's Jr.? 471 00:41:50,177 --> 00:41:51,428 Out. 472 00:41:52,846 --> 00:41:54,973 With whom? 473 00:41:55,182 --> 00:41:56,642 Louis. 474 00:42:00,604 --> 00:42:02,731 Out where? 475 00:42:04,233 --> 00:42:07,152 Somewhere. I don't know. 476 00:42:07,361 --> 00:42:10,155 - He'll be back by 9. - Okay. 477 00:42:12,032 --> 00:42:15,702 Yeah, I just thought you might have a clue where your son is. 478 00:42:15,911 --> 00:42:17,496 Why don't you? 479 00:42:18,872 --> 00:42:23,001 Why am I the only one who needs to keep track of our son? 480 00:42:23,210 --> 00:42:25,629 I'll tell you what. Wanna know where he is, ask him. 481 00:42:25,838 --> 00:42:28,090 Just pick up the phone like I do. 482 00:42:39,685 --> 00:42:41,228 Great. 483 00:42:44,982 --> 00:42:48,193 Perhaps you might know something... 484 00:42:48,402 --> 00:42:49,570 about this. 485 00:42:53,407 --> 00:42:54,491 Perhaps. 486 00:42:56,410 --> 00:42:57,536 And then again... 487 00:42:58,579 --> 00:43:00,789 perhaps I don't, Walt. 488 00:43:00,998 --> 00:43:04,459 Perhaps I smoked them in a fugue state. 489 00:43:07,588 --> 00:43:09,548 I'd like an explanation, please. 490 00:43:09,756 --> 00:43:12,634 - You don't wanna go down that road. - Why would you do this? 491 00:43:12,843 --> 00:43:15,888 - You're pregnant, for God's sakes. - Three and a half cigarettes... 492 00:43:16,096 --> 00:43:17,556 won't do a thing to the baby. 493 00:43:17,764 --> 00:43:19,892 - Nothing. - I'm glad you're so sure, doctor. 494 00:43:20,100 --> 00:43:22,686 Three and a half. That was it. I tossed the rest. 495 00:43:22,895 --> 00:43:28,859 And I'm sure you'll be very glad to hear that, yes, I feel ashamed. 496 00:43:30,486 --> 00:43:34,781 Skyler, this— I mean, this is something that— 497 00:43:34,990 --> 00:43:38,243 - This is so unlike you. Why—? - Really? 498 00:43:38,452 --> 00:43:40,370 How would you know? 499 00:43:43,123 --> 00:43:45,209 No, thank you. 500 00:44:06,271 --> 00:44:07,397 Hank. 501 00:44:35,843 --> 00:44:37,135 Jesus. 502 00:45:19,261 --> 00:45:21,180 Yo. 503 00:45:29,563 --> 00:45:32,858 You asked me what I want you to do. 504 00:45:43,118 --> 00:45:45,704 I want you to handle it.