1 00:00:21,480 --> 00:00:22,856 Hey. 2 00:00:25,651 --> 00:00:27,152 You... 3 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:29,488 You selling? 4 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,282 I don't know what you're talking about. 5 00:00:32,491 --> 00:00:34,701 Okay. That's cool. 6 00:00:37,204 --> 00:00:41,208 I'm just saying, you know, if you were selling... 7 00:00:41,542 --> 00:00:43,919 I could maybe do with a teenth. 8 00:00:46,839 --> 00:00:48,507 You're kidding, right? 9 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:51,844 Dude, I so smell bacon. 10 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:54,346 What? What are you talking about? 11 00:00:54,555 --> 00:00:56,223 Oh, gee, I don't know. 12 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:59,268 How about over there. That brown van. 13 00:01:00,477 --> 00:01:01,645 That's yours, right? 14 00:01:01,854 --> 00:01:03,772 What brown van? 15 00:01:04,022 --> 00:01:06,149 Parked all inconspicuous. 16 00:01:06,358 --> 00:01:08,443 It's a cop van. 17 00:01:09,027 --> 00:01:11,697 Yeah, another one right over there. 18 00:01:12,531 --> 00:01:15,158 "Duke City Flowers"? Come on. 19 00:01:15,367 --> 00:01:17,411 Can't you at least be original? 20 00:01:17,619 --> 00:01:20,038 Dude, I just wanna get high. 21 00:01:20,247 --> 00:01:22,457 A flower van. 22 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:25,794 You know what you should do is a garbage truck. 23 00:01:26,003 --> 00:01:27,963 Seriously, and I don't mean to disrespect... 24 00:01:28,172 --> 00:01:30,757 but if you put cops in the back of a garbage truck... 25 00:01:30,966 --> 00:01:33,051 there's no way I'm seriously thinking... 26 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:36,555 that there's cops in the back of a garbage truck. 27 00:01:37,055 --> 00:01:39,391 It's a freebie, yo. Just think about it. 28 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,768 Think about it, boys. 29 00:01:42,853 --> 00:01:45,814 All right. I'm hitting it. 30 00:01:46,857 --> 00:01:48,483 You dudes give up that easy? 31 00:01:48,692 --> 00:01:50,694 I'm not a cop. 32 00:01:51,278 --> 00:01:54,865 Then lift your shirt. Show me you're not wearing a wire. 33 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,118 All right, you know what? 34 00:01:58,327 --> 00:02:01,121 Just to show you you're being an asshole. 35 00:02:01,330 --> 00:02:03,415 I'm blinded by white. 36 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:04,625 Douchebag. 37 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,336 Come on. I was joking. Come on. 38 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:10,923 Don't walk away angry. Sit down. Come on. 39 00:02:12,716 --> 00:02:14,426 I mean, what are you complaining about? 40 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,887 You got abs, man. Kind of. 41 00:02:17,095 --> 00:02:18,972 Whatever, dude. 42 00:02:19,181 --> 00:02:20,891 I'm not even sure I wanna buy anymore. 43 00:02:21,099 --> 00:02:23,769 I think you turned me off to the whole thing. 44 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:26,021 Come on. Don't be like that. 45 00:02:26,230 --> 00:02:29,441 I just need you to prove it, you know? 46 00:02:29,650 --> 00:02:31,151 Prove you're not a cop. 47 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:34,071 How the hell am I supposed to do that? 48 00:02:34,947 --> 00:02:36,615 I don't know. 49 00:02:37,824 --> 00:02:41,203 Hey, I got it. Go over there and punch that dude right in the face. 50 00:02:41,411 --> 00:02:43,163 Which dude? 51 00:02:43,372 --> 00:02:44,623 - That dude? - Yeah. 52 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:47,292 No way. He'd kick my ass. 53 00:02:48,252 --> 00:02:49,795 True that. 54 00:02:51,088 --> 00:02:54,424 - This is so hard, you know? - Yeah. 55 00:02:57,219 --> 00:02:58,762 I know. 56 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,806 It's simple. 57 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:05,477 If you ask a cop if he's a cop, he's, like, obligated to tell you. 58 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,563 It's in the Constitution. 59 00:03:07,771 --> 00:03:09,898 Constitution of America? 60 00:03:12,150 --> 00:03:14,862 So go ahead and ask. 61 00:03:15,070 --> 00:03:17,364 - You a cop? - No, no. Not like that. 62 00:03:17,573 --> 00:03:19,700 Ask it, like, official. 63 00:03:19,908 --> 00:03:22,494 Are you a police officer? 64 00:03:23,036 --> 00:03:26,582 No, I am not a police officer. 65 00:03:26,790 --> 00:03:29,835 Okay, then. Hundred and seventy-five for a teenth. 66 00:03:30,878 --> 00:03:32,838 The price is the price, yo. 67 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:38,969 All right. 68 00:04:04,536 --> 00:04:07,331 There you go. Enjoy. 69 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,958 Thanks, man. 70 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:19,051 Albuquerque Police! You're under arrest! Get on the ground! 71 00:04:19,259 --> 00:04:23,722 Get on your stomach now! On your stomach! Get on the ground! 72 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,851 Hold it right there. Don't move. Stay down. 73 00:04:49,081 --> 00:04:53,961 I had a good job until my boss accused me of stealing. 74 00:04:55,170 --> 00:04:57,130 I'd better call Saul! 75 00:05:00,300 --> 00:05:03,679 I was out partying, minding my own business... 76 00:05:05,097 --> 00:05:08,600 - You are under arrest. - I'd better call Saul! 77 00:05:09,518 --> 00:05:10,602 Hi, I'm Saul Goodman. 78 00:05:10,811 --> 00:05:12,521 Did you know that you have rights? 79 00:05:12,729 --> 00:05:15,190 The Constitution says you do. And so do I. 80 00:05:15,399 --> 00:05:17,359 I believe that until proven guilty... 81 00:05:17,568 --> 00:05:20,737 every man, woman, and child in this country is innocent. 82 00:05:20,946 --> 00:05:22,906 And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque. 83 00:05:23,115 --> 00:05:24,116 Better call Saul. 84 00:05:24,324 --> 00:05:26,410 Saul Goodman, attorney at law, 505-164-CALL. 85 00:05:26,618 --> 00:05:29,621 That's 505-164-CALL. 86 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:35,002 I really need to get some furniture. 87 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:37,796 I suggest you start with a bed. 88 00:05:41,216 --> 00:05:43,760 God, I wish we could smoke in here. 89 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:47,306 - Well, you can't. - Yeah, no. I know. 90 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,516 I'm just saying. 91 00:05:51,935 --> 00:05:53,770 Don't think I can't smell that weed. 92 00:05:53,979 --> 00:05:55,856 You better seriously hope that airs out. 93 00:05:56,064 --> 00:05:58,817 My dad will keep your security deposit. 94 00:06:00,027 --> 00:06:03,322 He has a nose like a damn bloodhound. 95 00:06:03,530 --> 00:06:05,157 Yeah? 96 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:09,578 Has he ever caught you? 97 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:14,416 Yeah. Many times. 98 00:06:15,626 --> 00:06:17,294 Well, listen. 99 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:21,340 Since I already lost my deposit and all... 100 00:06:21,548 --> 00:06:24,134 maybe we should light up. 101 00:06:28,055 --> 00:06:29,723 No, thanks. 102 00:06:29,932 --> 00:06:30,933 You sure? 103 00:06:32,476 --> 00:06:34,895 Well, is it cool if I burn one? 104 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:37,356 Maybe you'll change your mind. 105 00:06:41,693 --> 00:06:43,654 Do what you wanna do, I guess. 106 00:06:49,701 --> 00:06:51,995 Hey. What'd I say? 107 00:06:52,538 --> 00:06:54,039 Nothing. 108 00:06:55,249 --> 00:06:57,209 I just have to go is all. 109 00:07:16,687 --> 00:07:17,688 What's this? 110 00:07:19,273 --> 00:07:20,858 My 18-month chip. 111 00:07:23,569 --> 00:07:24,570 I'm in recovery. 112 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:30,409 And, you know, pot is like stepping stones. 113 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:36,957 Recovery? That's cool. 114 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:38,500 Right on. 115 00:07:39,293 --> 00:07:40,878 I respect that. 116 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,922 You know, I don't really burn much anymore. 117 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:47,050 It's just a sometime thing. 118 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:51,263 But no more, like, in the house. 119 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:58,061 So you wanna go grab some dinner? 120 00:07:58,270 --> 00:08:00,772 I could really go for some Chinese. 121 00:08:00,981 --> 00:08:02,441 No, I better hit it. 122 00:08:04,193 --> 00:08:05,861 We... 123 00:08:06,195 --> 00:08:07,779 We cool? 124 00:08:11,325 --> 00:08:12,910 Your satellite is on, by the way. 125 00:08:16,455 --> 00:08:18,582 That screen is badass. 126 00:08:32,888 --> 00:08:34,973 I just think it's asking a lot. 127 00:08:35,182 --> 00:08:37,184 He knows it. 128 00:08:37,392 --> 00:08:39,061 He's done nothing but apologise. 129 00:08:40,646 --> 00:08:42,189 Is this gonna be every weekend now? 130 00:08:42,397 --> 00:08:45,692 No. It's just the end of the quarter. You remember how that was. 131 00:08:45,901 --> 00:08:50,489 But I am earning double time, so there's a bright side. 132 00:08:50,697 --> 00:08:53,075 So when the laziest boy in the world wakes up... 133 00:08:53,283 --> 00:08:55,244 tell him he better wash those sneakers. 134 00:08:55,452 --> 00:08:56,453 And I said bye. 135 00:08:56,662 --> 00:08:58,997 And tell him to let them air-dry this time. 136 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:01,959 I don't want him banging the hell out of my dryer. 137 00:09:02,793 --> 00:09:03,794 What? 138 00:09:05,420 --> 00:09:07,631 What, you don't even get casual Saturday? 139 00:09:07,840 --> 00:09:08,924 I mean... 140 00:09:09,132 --> 00:09:10,801 No, it's just you... 141 00:09:11,009 --> 00:09:12,928 You look nice is all. 142 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:15,347 It's work, Walt. And everybody is gonna be there. 143 00:09:16,515 --> 00:09:17,516 - Okay. - Okay. 144 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:20,185 Maybe we'll order a pizza tonight? 145 00:09:20,394 --> 00:09:21,812 Okay. 146 00:09:22,521 --> 00:09:23,522 - Bye. - Bye. 147 00:09:35,951 --> 00:09:38,996 Hi. You've reached Walt, Skyler and Walter, Jr. 148 00:09:39,204 --> 00:09:41,540 Please leave a message, and we'll get back to you. 149 00:09:41,748 --> 00:09:46,253 Skyler? Are you there? I don't know what to do. 150 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:50,048 I... I need to talk to you. I... 151 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,802 Hey, Marie. It's me. What's up? 152 00:10:00,475 --> 00:10:03,145 Yesterday I got home and found him. 153 00:10:03,812 --> 00:10:06,315 He didn't even tell me he was coming. 154 00:10:06,815 --> 00:10:10,235 - A man was killed? - A Federale, right in front of him. 155 00:10:11,153 --> 00:10:14,531 Three agents wounded, one lost his leg. 156 00:10:14,740 --> 00:10:18,368 It's like what you hear about from Iraq or something. 157 00:10:18,577 --> 00:10:21,371 - The IEDs. - Oh, Jesus. 158 00:10:21,580 --> 00:10:24,416 I had to hear about it from Steve Gomez. 159 00:10:24,625 --> 00:10:27,044 Hank talked to his ASAC for about an hour. 160 00:10:27,252 --> 00:10:30,506 Hank could win an Oscar. He's so damn breezy with the man. 161 00:10:30,714 --> 00:10:33,759 He hangs up the phone, goes right back to bed. 162 00:10:33,967 --> 00:10:39,806 And all he keeps saying is, "I'm fine. I'm fine. Leave me alone." 163 00:11:03,956 --> 00:11:05,624 Baby, not now. 164 00:11:06,917 --> 00:11:09,837 It's— It's me, Hank. Sorry. 165 00:11:13,674 --> 00:11:15,634 Hey, buddy. What's...? 166 00:11:15,843 --> 00:11:17,386 What's up? 167 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:21,306 I just... 168 00:11:21,765 --> 00:11:23,892 Do you mind if I...? 169 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,103 No. No. 170 00:11:28,272 --> 00:11:29,982 So... 171 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:34,444 How you doing? 172 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:37,698 Oh, you know, lousy. 173 00:11:38,282 --> 00:11:39,783 Montezuma's revenge, bigtime. 174 00:11:39,992 --> 00:11:45,330 I mean, everything's going through me like crap through a tinhorn. 175 00:11:45,581 --> 00:11:47,291 Better not get too close. 176 00:11:47,499 --> 00:11:50,460 Well, I'll take my chances. 177 00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:02,472 I guess you heard about what happened down in Juárez? 178 00:12:04,183 --> 00:12:05,851 Terrible. 179 00:12:06,768 --> 00:12:09,188 What do you expect? Bunch of freaking animals. 180 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,023 It's like Apocalypse Now down there. 181 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:15,068 It's like Colonel Kurtz holed up in his jungle. 182 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:20,199 And my SAC in El Paso sends me home. 183 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:24,786 Now, that's a sound leadership decision right there, huh? 184 00:12:24,995 --> 00:12:28,081 You know, you don't put your second most senior man... 185 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:30,375 on the trail of those motherless bastards... 186 00:12:30,584 --> 00:12:33,086 you send him home. You know? 187 00:12:33,587 --> 00:12:36,215 I was, you know— "He's out getting an evidence bag... 188 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,342 and so ends up without a scratch on him. 189 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:42,054 So must be something wrong with that picture, you know." 190 00:12:44,598 --> 00:12:47,559 So are you home for good then? 191 00:12:48,977 --> 00:12:51,063 No, no. It's... 192 00:12:51,271 --> 00:12:55,150 Playing it by ear. To be determined. 193 00:12:57,694 --> 00:13:01,490 Think you might wanna talk it through with somebody? 194 00:13:01,698 --> 00:13:04,743 What, a shrink? No, no, no. Can't go down that road. 195 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:07,663 Start going down that road, kiss your career goodbye. 196 00:13:08,580 --> 00:13:14,545 Or Marie. Or me, if you like. 197 00:13:20,801 --> 00:13:24,930 You know, I don't know how to say this. I... 198 00:13:26,932 --> 00:13:29,017 You know, the things I deal with... 199 00:13:30,227 --> 00:13:33,480 you and me don't have much of a— 200 00:13:33,689 --> 00:13:37,734 What you might call "an experiential overlap." 201 00:13:45,993 --> 00:13:48,412 What if I told you we do? 202 00:13:55,919 --> 00:14:00,382 I have spent my whole life scared. 203 00:14:02,426 --> 00:14:05,554 Frightened of things that could happen... 204 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,098 might happen, might not happen. 205 00:14:08,307 --> 00:14:11,810 Fifty years I spent like that. 206 00:14:13,604 --> 00:14:17,149 Finding myself awake at 3 in the morning. 207 00:14:20,777 --> 00:14:22,571 But you know what? 208 00:14:23,572 --> 00:14:26,158 Ever since my diagnosis... 209 00:14:27,701 --> 00:14:29,786 I sleep just fine. 210 00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:37,044 Okay. 211 00:14:37,753 --> 00:14:43,050 And I came to realise it's that fear that's the worst of it. 212 00:14:43,258 --> 00:14:45,427 That's the real enemy. 213 00:14:48,222 --> 00:14:49,765 So... 214 00:14:52,017 --> 00:14:53,435 Get up. 215 00:14:53,894 --> 00:14:56,188 Get out in the real world. 216 00:14:56,813 --> 00:15:01,568 And you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth. 217 00:15:16,542 --> 00:15:19,294 Do it again. Go on. 218 00:15:26,635 --> 00:15:29,555 Ten thousand even, same as last time. It's totally accurate. 219 00:15:30,138 --> 00:15:32,182 You and I, we are gonna feed this machine. 220 00:15:32,391 --> 00:15:36,019 - I want it running 24 hours a day. - Right on. 221 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,028 Not yours, I take it. 222 00:15:46,989 --> 00:15:52,161 We got 10, 20, 30... 223 00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:57,374 44, five each. 224 00:15:59,334 --> 00:16:02,713 Three pounds should be 48 each. 225 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:03,964 Who's short? 226 00:16:04,173 --> 00:16:06,925 All right. Don't freak, all right? We didn't get ripped off. 227 00:16:07,134 --> 00:16:09,094 But Badger hasn't kicked in his full amount. 228 00:16:09,303 --> 00:16:11,597 I know he was planning on pulling an all-nighter... 229 00:16:11,805 --> 00:16:13,515 so he's probably still in the sack. 230 00:16:13,724 --> 00:16:17,603 Then wake him up. He can sleep after we're paid. 231 00:16:17,811 --> 00:16:20,272 Why you gotta be such a hard-on? 232 00:16:20,480 --> 00:16:22,983 You're not his pal. You're his boss. 233 00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,611 This only works when they're scared of you, remember? 234 00:16:26,737 --> 00:16:28,906 Jack-off. 235 00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:34,286 It's going straight to voicemail. 236 00:16:35,245 --> 00:16:36,788 Voicemail? 237 00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:41,043 Just chill, okay? Count your money. 238 00:16:46,298 --> 00:16:47,549 - Combo. - Yo, what's up? 239 00:16:47,758 --> 00:16:49,968 You seen Badger? 240 00:16:51,011 --> 00:16:52,888 Don't you cover for him, bitch. 241 00:16:53,096 --> 00:16:55,974 I ask you a straight-up question, I expect a straight-up answer. 242 00:17:11,907 --> 00:17:13,242 Well? 243 00:17:17,371 --> 00:17:19,581 They were too scared to tell me. 244 00:17:21,208 --> 00:17:22,835 Badger got busted. 245 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:24,837 He's in jail. 246 00:18:02,291 --> 00:18:04,626 Honey, I'm home! 247 00:18:04,835 --> 00:18:07,045 Too slow! What's up? 248 00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:09,047 Got more lives than a damn cat. 249 00:18:09,256 --> 00:18:11,216 Now if I could only learn to lick myself. 250 00:18:12,259 --> 00:18:15,554 What's up, guys? Good to see you. Good to see you. Good to see you. 251 00:18:15,762 --> 00:18:19,558 All right. Let's all get back to work, for chrissake, okay? 252 00:18:19,766 --> 00:18:23,020 In my office, man. Let's see what you bozos been up to lately. 253 00:18:46,502 --> 00:18:47,586 You okay? 254 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:49,296 Hanging in? 255 00:18:49,505 --> 00:18:51,215 What's it look like? 256 00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:54,760 - What's this from A.P.D.? - Been checking with them to see... 257 00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:57,429 if they come across that famous blue meth of yours. 258 00:18:57,638 --> 00:19:00,098 Sure enough, last night. 259 00:19:00,307 --> 00:19:02,726 Got themselves an honest-to-God dealer. 260 00:19:02,935 --> 00:19:06,230 I was thinking of cruising over and saying hello. 261 00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:08,440 Maybe you'd like to go with me? 262 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:11,944 Yeah. Well, all right. 263 00:19:12,736 --> 00:19:14,947 You told me to my face you weren't a cop, man. 264 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:17,574 I feel manipulated. 265 00:19:17,783 --> 00:19:19,368 I thought we were gonna hang out. 266 00:19:19,576 --> 00:19:21,078 We are hanging out, Badger. 267 00:19:21,286 --> 00:19:23,622 You like Badger or Brandon? 268 00:19:24,456 --> 00:19:28,919 I like people who don't, like, abuse the Constitution. 269 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,295 Badger, listen. 270 00:19:30,921 --> 00:19:32,256 Hey. 271 00:19:32,673 --> 00:19:35,008 I'm trying to help you here, man. 272 00:19:35,551 --> 00:19:39,888 Now, if you just tell me who your supplier is... 273 00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:43,016 I think this can end very well for you. 274 00:19:44,017 --> 00:19:47,229 What are you doing, detective, talking to my client without me present? 275 00:19:47,437 --> 00:19:48,480 You sneaky Pete. 276 00:19:49,815 --> 00:19:51,149 Which is which? 277 00:19:51,358 --> 00:19:53,777 What, did the academy hire you right out of the womb? 278 00:19:53,986 --> 00:19:55,779 You guys get younger every— 279 00:19:55,988 --> 00:19:57,656 What'd you say to baby face? 280 00:19:57,865 --> 00:19:59,283 Did you say anything stupid? 281 00:19:59,491 --> 00:20:01,493 By "anything stupid," I mean anything at all. 282 00:20:01,702 --> 00:20:04,163 Look at you. Mouth open, vocal chords a-twitter. 283 00:20:04,371 --> 00:20:06,707 We'll talk about it later. Right now, you out. 284 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:10,169 Ten minutes ago. Go on. There are laws, detective. 285 00:20:10,377 --> 00:20:12,546 Have your kindergarten teacher read them to you. 286 00:20:12,754 --> 00:20:16,466 Go grab a juice box. Have a nap. Go on. 287 00:20:20,012 --> 00:20:21,013 All right. 288 00:20:22,181 --> 00:20:23,932 Who do we have? 289 00:20:24,641 --> 00:20:25,851 Brandon Mayhew. 290 00:20:26,059 --> 00:20:29,354 Brandon Mayhew. All right. 291 00:20:29,813 --> 00:20:31,940 Brandon Mayhew. 292 00:20:34,902 --> 00:20:37,779 - Here we go. Public masturbation. - What? 293 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:40,866 I don't get it. What's the kick? Why don't you do it at home... 294 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:44,703 with a big flat-screen TV, 50 channels of pay-per-view? 295 00:20:44,912 --> 00:20:47,414 In a Starbucks. That's nice. 296 00:20:47,623 --> 00:20:49,541 That ain't me, man. I... 297 00:20:49,750 --> 00:20:54,505 I was the guy who was selling meth. Allegedly. 298 00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:57,549 Okay. All right. I got you. Meth. Right. 299 00:20:57,758 --> 00:20:59,885 Sorry, that was a little transpositional error. 300 00:21:00,093 --> 00:21:02,721 Nothing a little Wite-Out can't take care of. 301 00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:05,849 Yeah, and felony quantity. 302 00:21:06,058 --> 00:21:08,352 - Just barely. - Yeah, just barely. 303 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,605 The cops are like butchers. Always got their thumbs on the scales. 304 00:21:11,813 --> 00:21:13,690 But good luck arguing that in court. 305 00:21:15,150 --> 00:21:16,610 Let me get down to brass tacks. 306 00:21:16,818 --> 00:21:18,529 I'm gonna get you a second phone call. 307 00:21:18,737 --> 00:21:20,739 You're gonna call your mommy or your daddy... 308 00:21:20,948 --> 00:21:23,325 or your parish priest or your Boy Scout leader... 309 00:21:23,534 --> 00:21:26,662 and they're gonna deliver me a cheque for $4650. 310 00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:29,498 I'm gonna write that down on the back of my business card. 311 00:21:29,706 --> 00:21:32,251 Four-six-five-zero. Okay? 312 00:21:32,459 --> 00:21:36,588 And I need that in a cashier's cheque or a money order, doesn't matter. 313 00:21:36,797 --> 00:21:39,258 Actually, I want it in a money order. 314 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:42,219 And make it out to "Ice Station Zebra Associates." 315 00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,888 That's my loan-out. It's totally legit. 316 00:21:45,097 --> 00:21:47,140 It's done just for tax purposes. 317 00:21:47,349 --> 00:21:49,893 And after that, we can discuss Visa or MasterCard... 318 00:21:50,102 --> 00:21:53,981 but definitely not American Express, so don't even ask. All right? 319 00:21:54,189 --> 00:21:55,232 Any questions? 320 00:21:58,277 --> 00:22:00,153 You're gonna get me off, right? 321 00:22:01,238 --> 00:22:05,033 What do I look like, your high-school girlfriend? Five fingers, no waiting? 322 00:22:05,659 --> 00:22:08,912 That's a joke, Brandon. Lighten up. 323 00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:12,916 Son, I promise you this. 324 00:22:13,125 --> 00:22:16,253 I will give you the best criminal defence... 325 00:22:16,461 --> 00:22:17,838 that money can buy. 326 00:22:19,798 --> 00:22:21,925 Yeah, but, Francesca, I took these already. 327 00:22:22,134 --> 00:22:23,844 Didn't I take these already? 328 00:22:24,052 --> 00:22:27,014 It's on your head. You're not supposed to double up on vitamin A. 329 00:22:27,222 --> 00:22:29,099 It's bad for the liver. 330 00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:32,811 Okay, who's next? 331 00:22:33,020 --> 00:22:35,272 Did him. I did him. 332 00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:37,733 That one went public defender. Thanks for nothing. 333 00:22:37,941 --> 00:22:41,028 What happened to my masturbator? You got me all turned around. 334 00:22:41,570 --> 00:22:43,113 Hang on. I'll get back to you. 335 00:22:44,406 --> 00:22:48,076 I sense you're discussing my client. Anything you care to share with me? 336 00:22:48,285 --> 00:22:50,913 Sure. Your commercials? They suck ass. 337 00:22:51,622 --> 00:22:54,249 I've seen better acting in an epileptic whorehouse. 338 00:22:54,458 --> 00:22:56,210 Is that like the one your mom works at? 339 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:59,213 Is she still offering the two-for-one discount? 340 00:22:59,421 --> 00:23:02,299 DEA, huh? For a street bust. 341 00:23:02,508 --> 00:23:05,636 Now, what would two feds want with that little twerp? 342 00:23:19,733 --> 00:23:21,693 Sooner or later, this was gonna happen. 343 00:23:21,902 --> 00:23:24,238 You want your exponential growth... 344 00:23:24,446 --> 00:23:26,490 guys are gonna get busted. Simple as that. 345 00:23:26,698 --> 00:23:29,618 How about we get him a real attorney? What the hell is this? 346 00:23:29,827 --> 00:23:31,495 This is who he hires? 347 00:23:31,703 --> 00:23:34,706 What? Are you kidding me? This is the guy you want. 348 00:23:36,124 --> 00:23:37,751 This is the guy I'd hire. 349 00:23:38,544 --> 00:23:39,920 It's the guy you'd hire. 350 00:23:40,128 --> 00:23:41,463 Look, you remember Emilio? 351 00:23:41,922 --> 00:23:44,800 Okay, this dude got Emilio off, like, twice. Okay? 352 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:49,555 Both times, they had him dead to rights, yo. And then, poof. 353 00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:50,931 Dude is like Houdini. 354 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:52,933 Seriously, when the going gets tough... 355 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:54,977 you don't want a criminal lawyer. 356 00:23:55,185 --> 00:23:58,522 You want a "criminal" lawyer. 357 00:23:58,730 --> 00:24:00,524 Know what I'm saying? 358 00:24:02,109 --> 00:24:04,236 Look, we're in good shape, Mr. White. 359 00:24:04,444 --> 00:24:06,697 Badger is way too loyal to roll. 360 00:24:06,905 --> 00:24:08,866 Plus, he's scared shitless of me, all right. 361 00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:13,370 We pay four large. Cost of business. Take it out of his payroll. 362 00:24:13,579 --> 00:24:15,330 And it's only his first dealing rap... 363 00:24:15,539 --> 00:24:18,125 so, worst-case scenario, you know, they plead him out. 364 00:24:18,333 --> 00:24:21,879 He does five months picking up litter in an orange jump suit. 365 00:24:23,088 --> 00:24:27,050 So who goes inside? I don't need them seeing my face. 366 00:24:27,259 --> 00:24:29,803 Well, I don't need them seeing my face. 367 00:24:30,012 --> 00:24:33,098 Why not? You look like his typical clientele. 368 00:24:33,307 --> 00:24:34,766 Dick. 369 00:24:34,975 --> 00:24:36,476 Fine. 370 00:24:37,060 --> 00:24:39,688 We'll flip for it, all right? Call it. 371 00:24:41,273 --> 00:24:42,900 Heads. 372 00:24:55,746 --> 00:24:59,082 Mayhew? Mr. Mayhew? 373 00:25:12,554 --> 00:25:14,932 Mr. Mayhew. 374 00:25:15,140 --> 00:25:18,101 Nice of you to come down. Please. 375 00:25:18,435 --> 00:25:19,561 Look at you. 376 00:25:19,978 --> 00:25:23,774 Should I call the FBI and tell them I found D.B. Cooper? 377 00:25:24,149 --> 00:25:25,150 Joking. 378 00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,444 I— Please, come on. 379 00:25:27,653 --> 00:25:29,446 Come on. Please. 380 00:25:29,655 --> 00:25:31,448 Hello. 381 00:25:31,865 --> 00:25:34,827 Saul Goodman. Please sit. 382 00:25:37,454 --> 00:25:42,292 So it's a shame that we have to meet under these circumstances. 383 00:25:46,672 --> 00:25:49,633 I believe you have something for me? 384 00:25:49,967 --> 00:25:51,969 Oh, yes. 385 00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:58,934 - Mayhew. Is that Irish or English? - Irish. 386 00:25:59,142 --> 00:26:01,979 Faith and begorra. A fellow potato-eater. 387 00:26:03,188 --> 00:26:04,565 My real name is McGill. 388 00:26:05,190 --> 00:26:06,984 The Jew thing I just do for the homeboys. 389 00:26:07,192 --> 00:26:11,238 They all want a pipe-hitting member of the tribe, so to speak. 390 00:26:11,822 --> 00:26:14,700 I digress. Good things are happening. 391 00:26:14,908 --> 00:26:18,745 Fact is, your nephew is gonna get out in no time. 392 00:26:18,954 --> 00:26:20,581 That's wonderful, yeah. 393 00:26:20,789 --> 00:26:23,167 There's still a few details to be ironed out... 394 00:26:23,375 --> 00:26:25,335 but now that the DEA is involved... 395 00:26:25,794 --> 00:26:29,256 I think he's looking at time served, then probation. 396 00:26:29,464 --> 00:26:32,843 So leave your number with Francesca, and we'll be in touch. 397 00:26:33,051 --> 00:26:34,678 - Excuse me, the DEA? - Yeah. 398 00:26:34,887 --> 00:26:38,473 That's the Drug Enforcement Administration. The feds. 399 00:26:41,226 --> 00:26:43,687 I hope that I'm not the breaker of bad news... 400 00:26:43,896 --> 00:26:47,441 but your nephew got mixed up with some pretty nasty customers. 401 00:26:47,649 --> 00:26:48,650 I understand that. 402 00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:50,569 What does that have to do with the DEA? 403 00:26:50,777 --> 00:26:52,279 They're after some mystery man... 404 00:26:52,487 --> 00:26:54,948 some heavy-hitter that goes by the name Heisenberg. 405 00:26:55,157 --> 00:26:57,576 They want this guy like the axe wants the turkey. 406 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,703 Seems young Brandon may have information... 407 00:26:59,912 --> 00:27:01,747 that could lead to his arrest. 408 00:27:02,289 --> 00:27:04,291 Jesus, cheer up. This is good news. 409 00:27:04,500 --> 00:27:07,044 I mean, Brandon fell head-first into the doo-doo pile... 410 00:27:07,252 --> 00:27:09,213 and came up smelling like Paco Rabanne. 411 00:27:10,339 --> 00:27:13,550 Wait, wait. Look, I just... I think... 412 00:27:13,759 --> 00:27:18,889 I just think that we should review our options. 413 00:27:19,097 --> 00:27:20,516 Options? 414 00:27:20,724 --> 00:27:22,726 I'm gonna tell you what your options are. 415 00:27:22,935 --> 00:27:26,522 You got a grand total of two. Option A: Brandon takes the deal. 416 00:27:26,730 --> 00:27:28,899 Option B: Brandon goes up to the penitentiary... 417 00:27:29,107 --> 00:27:31,735 and gets his rectum resized about yay big. 418 00:27:31,944 --> 00:27:35,572 Look, look. What about reprisals? 419 00:27:35,781 --> 00:27:37,574 I mean, if Badger— 420 00:27:37,783 --> 00:27:43,247 If Brandon informs on this Heisenberg... 421 00:27:43,747 --> 00:27:45,415 I mean, what if, God forbid... 422 00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:50,420 that they decide to take revenge? 423 00:27:50,629 --> 00:27:52,422 What have you been telling him? 424 00:27:52,631 --> 00:27:56,051 The kid keeps spouting off about, "If I talk, they'll kill me." 425 00:27:56,260 --> 00:27:59,179 Right now, he's the only thing holding up this deal. 426 00:28:00,138 --> 00:28:03,058 - Good. - No, that's not good. That's terrible. 427 00:28:03,267 --> 00:28:06,353 Trust me, sir, your nephew won't last in prison two weeks. 428 00:28:06,562 --> 00:28:09,231 You let him take his chances on the outside. 429 00:28:09,439 --> 00:28:11,400 Maybe I can work in some witness protection. 430 00:28:11,608 --> 00:28:15,279 No, look, look. These are vicious, desperate people. 431 00:28:15,487 --> 00:28:20,450 I've been told that one of them killed another man... 432 00:28:20,659 --> 00:28:24,121 by crushing his head with an ATM machine. 433 00:28:25,330 --> 00:28:27,791 People love to take credit for the fun ones. 434 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,461 The guy who got his head smooshed used to be a client of mine. 435 00:28:31,670 --> 00:28:34,256 His wife killed him, all right? It was open and shut. 436 00:28:34,464 --> 00:28:36,967 Trust me, you folks have nothing to worry about, okay? 437 00:28:37,176 --> 00:28:40,512 I'm gonna set your nephew straight, get him singing like a canary... 438 00:28:40,721 --> 00:28:43,140 all's right with the world. 439 00:28:45,225 --> 00:28:47,352 Ten thousand dollars. 440 00:29:01,033 --> 00:29:03,827 Ten thousand, cash to you. 441 00:29:05,037 --> 00:29:08,707 I'm not saying to throw the case. 442 00:29:08,916 --> 00:29:14,004 Just no talking to the DEA. 443 00:29:15,047 --> 00:29:17,341 Are you saying what I think you're saying? 444 00:29:18,133 --> 00:29:19,510 Yes. 445 00:29:20,385 --> 00:29:22,179 What's it going to be? 446 00:29:24,681 --> 00:29:27,017 What, dude wouldn't take a bribe? 447 00:29:27,434 --> 00:29:30,187 That dude in there? Saul Goodman we're talking about? 448 00:29:30,395 --> 00:29:32,064 Yeah. "Morally outraged," he said. 449 00:29:32,272 --> 00:29:33,690 Threatened to call the police. 450 00:29:33,899 --> 00:29:38,862 - Wait, and Badger is gonna spill? - Like the Exxon Valdez. 451 00:29:39,905 --> 00:29:41,990 So, what do we do about it? 452 00:29:52,668 --> 00:29:54,711 Hey, Francesca, how about I follow you home? 453 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:55,963 No. 454 00:29:56,171 --> 00:29:57,840 For safety. 455 00:29:58,048 --> 00:29:59,591 What? 456 00:30:01,385 --> 00:30:04,346 God, you are killing me with that booty. 457 00:30:17,025 --> 00:30:19,570 Talk to me. Come on, talk to me, guys, huh? 458 00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:23,407 Come on, just tell me what you want. Jesus! 459 00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:26,743 Oh, no, no, no! 460 00:30:26,952 --> 00:30:29,872 No, it wasn't me. It was Ignacio. He's the one. 461 00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:32,833 Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no. 462 00:30:35,711 --> 00:30:37,588 Shut up, dude. 463 00:30:38,046 --> 00:30:41,175 Shut up, all right? Just speak English. 464 00:30:41,383 --> 00:30:44,261 Lalo didn't send you? No Lalo? 465 00:30:44,803 --> 00:30:48,015 - Who? - Oh, thank God! Oh, Christ! 466 00:30:48,223 --> 00:30:50,767 Oh, I thought... 467 00:30:51,768 --> 00:30:53,937 What can I do for you gentlemen? 468 00:30:54,146 --> 00:30:56,565 Anything. Just tell me what you need. 469 00:30:56,773 --> 00:31:00,861 This afternoon, an associate of ours offered you $10,000. 470 00:31:01,069 --> 00:31:02,613 You should have taken it. 471 00:31:02,821 --> 00:31:05,908 Wait a minute. This is in regards to what's-his-name? 472 00:31:06,116 --> 00:31:08,535 Badger! Brandon Mayhew. 473 00:31:08,911 --> 00:31:11,246 The uncle. That was your guy? 474 00:31:12,456 --> 00:31:15,209 No offence, but I don't take bribes from strangers, you know? 475 00:31:15,417 --> 00:31:17,753 Better safe than sorry. That's my motto. 476 00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:22,382 - But I'll take your money! Sure! - No, that offer has expired, yo. 477 00:31:22,591 --> 00:31:26,512 It was kind of low anyways. But okay, okay, I'll take it. 478 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:28,430 Just tell me what you need, all right? 479 00:31:28,639 --> 00:31:30,724 I'm easy. I'm gonna keep a happy thought... 480 00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:33,227 and assume this is just a negotiating tactic. 481 00:31:33,435 --> 00:31:36,480 All right, listen to me very carefully. 482 00:31:36,688 --> 00:31:38,565 You are going to give Badger Mayhew... 483 00:31:38,774 --> 00:31:41,902 the best legal representation ever. 484 00:31:42,110 --> 00:31:44,363 But no deals with the DEA. 485 00:31:44,571 --> 00:31:48,242 All right? Badger will not identify anyone to anybody. 486 00:31:48,450 --> 00:31:50,994 If he does, you're dead. 487 00:31:53,038 --> 00:31:55,415 Why don't you just kill Badger? 488 00:31:58,418 --> 00:32:01,213 I mean, follow me, but if a mosquito is buzzing around you... 489 00:32:01,421 --> 00:32:04,633 and it bites you on the ass, you don't go gunning for the attorney. 490 00:32:04,842 --> 00:32:08,262 You go grab a fly swatter. I mean, so to speak. 491 00:32:08,679 --> 00:32:11,849 I mean, all due respect, but do I have to spell this out for you? 492 00:32:12,432 --> 00:32:15,477 - We're not killing Badger, yo! - Then you got real problems, okay. 493 00:32:15,686 --> 00:32:17,688 Because the DEA will come down on your boy... 494 00:32:17,896 --> 00:32:19,815 like a proverbial ton of bricks. 495 00:32:20,023 --> 00:32:22,109 I don't think I'm going out on a limb here... 496 00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:24,111 but, hey, he's not gonna like prison. 497 00:32:24,319 --> 00:32:28,824 He's gonna sing like Celine Dion regardless of what you do to me. 498 00:32:34,413 --> 00:32:35,706 Mr. Mayhew? 499 00:32:38,417 --> 00:32:42,045 I recognise your cough. Take that mask off, you know. Get some air. 500 00:32:42,421 --> 00:32:43,922 Go on. 501 00:32:51,096 --> 00:32:52,723 - God. - Take it easy. 502 00:32:52,931 --> 00:32:55,559 Breathe in, breathe out. 503 00:32:55,767 --> 00:32:59,646 All right. I'm gonna stand up, all right? Because I got bad knees. 504 00:33:00,397 --> 00:33:02,232 That's better. 505 00:33:02,983 --> 00:33:06,570 Okay, now listen. The three of us are gonna work this out. 506 00:33:06,778 --> 00:33:08,280 Yeah? How? 507 00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:11,241 First thing, you'll put a dollar in my pocket, both of you. 508 00:33:14,077 --> 00:33:16,246 You want attorney-client privilege, don't you? 509 00:33:16,455 --> 00:33:19,500 So that everything you say is strictly between us. 510 00:33:20,751 --> 00:33:22,586 I mean it. Put a dollar in my pocket. 511 00:33:22,794 --> 00:33:24,421 Come on, make it official. 512 00:33:25,422 --> 00:33:27,174 Come on, do it. 513 00:33:28,425 --> 00:33:31,220 That's it, come on. Just a dollar. 514 00:33:35,432 --> 00:33:39,102 All right, now you, ski bum. Come on. Give with the dollar. 515 00:33:39,770 --> 00:33:40,812 - Go on. - Be smart. 516 00:33:41,021 --> 00:33:42,481 What? 517 00:33:46,151 --> 00:33:47,945 - All I got is a five. - I'll take a five. 518 00:33:48,153 --> 00:33:51,740 Come on, already. Come on. Be cool. 519 00:33:54,076 --> 00:33:56,161 Okay, you're now both officially represented... 520 00:33:56,370 --> 00:33:57,955 by Saul Goodman and Associates. 521 00:33:58,163 --> 00:34:02,543 Your secrets are safe with me under threat of disbarment. All right? 522 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:06,255 Take the ski mask off. I feel like I'm talking to the Weather Underground. 523 00:34:08,173 --> 00:34:10,133 Just do it. 524 00:34:14,763 --> 00:34:18,141 Okay, so if a prison shanking is completely off the table... 525 00:34:18,350 --> 00:34:19,601 And we're sure of that? 526 00:34:22,229 --> 00:34:23,730 No shanking! 527 00:34:25,732 --> 00:34:27,234 All right, all right. 528 00:34:27,860 --> 00:34:32,281 The way I see it is somebody is going to prison. 529 00:34:36,201 --> 00:34:38,078 It's just a matter of who. 530 00:34:39,538 --> 00:34:42,791 All right. Lame-ass TV ads aside... 531 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,503 your lawyer here, he cooked you up a pretty killer deal. 532 00:34:46,712 --> 00:34:47,963 Time served, no probation. 533 00:34:48,172 --> 00:34:51,508 It's pretty slick. Couldn't believe the judge went for it. 534 00:34:52,426 --> 00:34:54,803 Don't get cocky. You ain't home free yet. 535 00:34:55,012 --> 00:34:57,055 You don't give us the name of your supplier... 536 00:34:57,264 --> 00:35:00,475 - ... you're going nowhere. - The tough guy act is unnecessary. 537 00:35:00,684 --> 00:35:02,978 This young man is cooperating fully. 538 00:35:03,187 --> 00:35:06,106 Is that right? Yeah, you cooperating? 539 00:35:10,068 --> 00:35:12,946 Okay, let's start with a name. 540 00:35:15,407 --> 00:35:17,493 He just goes by Heisenberg. 541 00:35:18,035 --> 00:35:19,036 Heisenberg, huh? 542 00:35:20,412 --> 00:35:21,872 How old is this Heisenberg? 543 00:35:22,581 --> 00:35:26,376 Old. Like 50 or 70 or something. 544 00:35:26,585 --> 00:35:28,712 - Height? - Average, I guess. 545 00:35:28,921 --> 00:35:30,797 Medium height, medium weight. 546 00:35:31,006 --> 00:35:34,009 - What colour hair? - No hair. 547 00:35:34,218 --> 00:35:35,844 Dude is balder than you. 548 00:35:38,055 --> 00:35:40,516 1963, James Edward Kilkelly... 549 00:35:40,724 --> 00:35:43,227 is convicted of stealing a vending machine. 550 00:35:43,435 --> 00:35:46,230 1975, breaking and entering. 551 00:35:46,438 --> 00:35:49,066 1982, grand theft auto. 552 00:35:49,274 --> 00:35:51,610 1984, armed robbery. 553 00:35:51,819 --> 00:35:56,156 1987, 1992. You get the idea. And here he is today. 554 00:35:56,365 --> 00:35:58,242 Better known as Jimmy In-'N-Out. 555 00:35:58,450 --> 00:36:03,956 City, state and federal, he's spent 44 of the last 58 years inside. 556 00:36:04,957 --> 00:36:07,417 Entire life behind bars. 557 00:36:07,918 --> 00:36:10,170 Jimmy provides a very special service. 558 00:36:10,379 --> 00:36:13,215 For a price, Jimmy will go to prison for you. 559 00:36:14,216 --> 00:36:17,928 On purpose? The guy goes to prison on purpose? 560 00:36:18,846 --> 00:36:20,764 He's actually more comfortable inside. 561 00:36:20,973 --> 00:36:23,392 The outside world hasn't been too kind to him. 562 00:36:25,435 --> 00:36:27,437 Sometime during the Clinton administration... 563 00:36:27,646 --> 00:36:31,775 Jimmy figured out how he could use his talents to turn a profit. 564 00:36:36,280 --> 00:36:41,076 - So when does all this happen? - It's already happening. 565 00:36:41,285 --> 00:36:42,578 The buy is set for tomorrow. 566 00:36:42,786 --> 00:36:45,455 Cops bust Jimmy, Badger gets out, everybody's happy... 567 00:36:45,664 --> 00:36:48,667 and all it's gonna cost you is 80 thousand and one pound... 568 00:36:48,876 --> 00:36:50,377 of your finest meth. 569 00:36:55,007 --> 00:36:58,844 Eighty thousand dollars for eight years of his life, huh? 570 00:36:59,052 --> 00:37:01,263 First of all, he's not gonna do eight years. 571 00:37:01,471 --> 00:37:03,265 I'll represent him, and I guarantee... 572 00:37:03,473 --> 00:37:06,977 there's gonna be some unexpected problems with the prosecution's case. 573 00:37:07,186 --> 00:37:09,813 Secondly, he gets 30. Fifty goes to me. 574 00:37:10,022 --> 00:37:13,066 - You get 50? For what? - For facilitating. 575 00:37:13,275 --> 00:37:15,944 Who's taking a bigger risk here? He likes prison. 576 00:37:16,153 --> 00:37:18,155 You did bring the cash, didn't you? 577 00:37:18,363 --> 00:37:21,450 Look, if this option is too expensive... 578 00:37:21,658 --> 00:37:25,078 you can still always... Badger in the chow line. 579 00:37:43,388 --> 00:37:45,474 Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it? 580 00:38:02,908 --> 00:38:05,410 All right. There's our boy. 581 00:38:06,578 --> 00:38:08,872 Right on time. 582 00:38:25,556 --> 00:38:28,559 - Go back. - What? All right, all right, all right. 583 00:38:41,446 --> 00:38:45,075 So, what do you think? They see us? 584 00:38:45,492 --> 00:38:47,369 No, man, I think we're good. 585 00:38:52,791 --> 00:38:54,877 Badger looks like he's gonna throw up. 586 00:38:55,294 --> 00:38:56,753 Give me those back. 587 00:38:56,962 --> 00:38:58,922 Just give them to me. 588 00:38:59,590 --> 00:39:01,383 Oh, no. 589 00:39:01,967 --> 00:39:03,177 Where the hell is Jimmy? 590 00:39:03,385 --> 00:39:05,387 Should've been here 10 minutes ago. 591 00:39:05,596 --> 00:39:10,309 You think Jimmy is actually for real? A guy who wants to be in prison? 592 00:39:10,893 --> 00:39:12,895 There's more than one kind of prison. 593 00:39:13,103 --> 00:39:14,938 What the hell is that supposed to mean? 594 00:39:15,147 --> 00:39:17,608 There he is— Wait a minute. 595 00:39:17,816 --> 00:39:21,361 - Oh, no, no, no. - What? What? Let me see. 596 00:39:22,905 --> 00:39:25,115 - Who the hell is that? - I don't know. 597 00:39:28,827 --> 00:39:31,788 Mr. Heisenberg, I presume. 598 00:39:32,831 --> 00:39:34,500 Time to move? 599 00:39:34,791 --> 00:39:36,835 Not till we see the exchange. 600 00:39:39,671 --> 00:39:42,674 No, no. Oh, shit! 601 00:39:42,883 --> 00:39:45,969 - What? - Now he shows. 602 00:39:49,473 --> 00:39:51,391 Okay, let's do this. 603 00:39:55,562 --> 00:39:56,897 No, no. 604 00:39:57,105 --> 00:39:59,650 Oh, my God. Jimmy is on the wrong bench. Crap! 605 00:39:59,858 --> 00:40:01,944 We're screwed! 606 00:40:02,152 --> 00:40:03,529 What are you doing? 607 00:40:03,737 --> 00:40:05,864 Hey, what are you doing? 608 00:40:09,952 --> 00:40:11,829 I don't get it. What's the holdup? 609 00:40:22,548 --> 00:40:23,841 Where's the stuff, man? 610 00:40:24,049 --> 00:40:26,176 - Where are we going? - Just shut up. 611 00:40:32,057 --> 00:40:33,267 Get out. Go stop him. 612 00:40:33,475 --> 00:40:35,894 The DEA is right there. If they see me, we're screwed. 613 00:40:36,103 --> 00:40:37,604 Get out. I'll do something. 614 00:40:37,813 --> 00:40:39,815 - What? - Just go! 615 00:40:52,744 --> 00:40:54,872 Hank, I thought that was you. 616 00:40:55,080 --> 00:40:56,665 Schrader, I'm blocked. 617 00:40:56,874 --> 00:40:59,626 - Walt, not a good time. - How you doing? You feeling okay? 618 00:40:59,835 --> 00:41:00,836 Schrader, I'm blocked. 619 00:41:01,545 --> 00:41:03,547 We're working. You gotta get out of here. 620 00:41:03,755 --> 00:41:07,092 - Working? Oh, like DEA working? - Schrader, we're missing it. Schrader. 621 00:41:07,301 --> 00:41:09,344 Is something going down? 622 00:41:11,597 --> 00:41:14,141 Wrong guy, wrong guy. Other bench. 623 00:41:20,939 --> 00:41:22,065 Walt, Walt. 624 00:41:22,274 --> 00:41:24,401 - Walter, move your ass now. - Okay. 625 00:41:24,610 --> 00:41:26,403 Listen, I'll just go, leave you alone. 626 00:41:26,612 --> 00:41:29,406 - We'll talk about it later. Just floor it. - Should I back up? 627 00:41:29,615 --> 00:41:31,033 - Go that way. - Forward is better? 628 00:41:31,241 --> 00:41:33,076 I'll be out of the way there. Okay, okay. 629 00:41:33,285 --> 00:41:35,746 I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry. 630 00:41:35,954 --> 00:41:38,540 - I'll leave you alone. - We'll talk later. Just go. 631 00:41:39,291 --> 00:41:42,169 Where'd he go? Where the hell did he go? 632 00:41:44,129 --> 00:41:47,382 Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait. Got him. 633 00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,017 - Looks like it's going down. - Take him. 634 00:42:05,025 --> 00:42:08,028 Freeze! Hey, right there. Don't move. 635 00:42:10,447 --> 00:42:11,865 Come on, let's get him up. 636 00:42:21,667 --> 00:42:23,335 Jesus! 637 00:42:24,336 --> 00:42:26,171 I think they bought it. 638 00:42:29,925 --> 00:42:30,968 Absolutely. 639 00:42:31,176 --> 00:42:34,555 Textbook bust, sir. Yes, sir. 640 00:42:34,763 --> 00:42:37,307 Looks like we got a full pound of the blue stuff. 641 00:42:37,516 --> 00:42:42,271 Oh, and Heisenberg's real name? James Kilkelly. 642 00:42:43,564 --> 00:42:47,651 Thank you. Thank you very much. It was my pleasure. 643 00:43:14,386 --> 00:43:15,721 Hey. 644 00:43:16,722 --> 00:43:19,224 You weren't home, so I let the delivery guys in. 645 00:43:19,433 --> 00:43:22,853 - I hope that's okay. - Absolutely. 646 00:43:32,237 --> 00:43:34,406 So you bought a bed. 647 00:43:35,866 --> 00:43:36,992 Yeah. 648 00:43:37,576 --> 00:43:39,286 What is that, a king? 649 00:43:41,788 --> 00:43:43,373 Pillow top? 650 00:44:19,576 --> 00:44:23,497 Oh, my God. You really are a chemistry teacher. 651 00:44:28,460 --> 00:44:29,962 You mind? 652 00:44:34,049 --> 00:44:36,260 I was terrible at chemistry. 653 00:44:36,468 --> 00:44:39,096 I'm more of a humanities guy. 654 00:44:39,304 --> 00:44:41,890 - How did you find me? - We should talk about that. 655 00:44:42,099 --> 00:44:46,436 It should be much, much harder for people to track you down. 656 00:44:46,645 --> 00:44:48,272 My Pl charged me for three hours... 657 00:44:48,480 --> 00:44:51,441 so I seriously doubt it took him more than one. 658 00:44:54,361 --> 00:44:57,489 So this is, what, blackmail? 659 00:44:57,698 --> 00:44:59,408 Walter, I'm your lawyer. 660 00:44:59,616 --> 00:45:04,037 Anything you say to me is totally privileged. 661 00:45:04,246 --> 00:45:06,790 I'm not in the shakedown racket. 662 00:45:06,999 --> 00:45:09,418 I'm a lawyer. Even drug dealers need lawyers, right? 663 00:45:09,626 --> 00:45:12,754 Especially drug dealers. 664 00:45:13,172 --> 00:45:17,217 So, what, you're just doing this out of the kindness of your heart? 665 00:45:17,759 --> 00:45:21,054 Come on. Have you seen my hourly rate? 666 00:45:22,347 --> 00:45:24,308 By the way, where do you keep the money? 667 00:45:24,516 --> 00:45:28,812 Is it in your mattress? Is it in a jelly jar buried in the side yard? 668 00:45:29,021 --> 00:45:31,982 This kid Mayhew may be the first of your guys to get picked up... 669 00:45:32,191 --> 00:45:33,484 but he won't be the last. 670 00:45:33,692 --> 00:45:37,237 And if I can find you, how far behind can the cops be? 671 00:45:37,446 --> 00:45:38,864 I don't understand. 672 00:45:39,072 --> 00:45:41,950 What exactly are you offering to do for me? 673 00:45:43,452 --> 00:45:46,497 What did Tom Hagen do for Vito Corleone? 674 00:45:46,914 --> 00:45:50,000 I'm no Vito Corleone. 675 00:45:50,209 --> 00:45:52,961 No shit. Right now, you're Fredo. 676 00:45:53,170 --> 00:45:54,671 But with some sound advice... 677 00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,257 and the proper introductions, who knows? 678 00:45:57,466 --> 00:45:59,426 I'll tell you, you've got the right product. 679 00:45:59,635 --> 00:46:02,387 Anything that gets the DEA's panties in this big a bunch... 680 00:46:02,596 --> 00:46:04,264 you're on to something special. 681 00:46:04,473 --> 00:46:08,852 And I would like to be a small and silent part of it. 682 00:46:11,438 --> 00:46:12,481 Food for thought, yeah? 683 00:46:17,694 --> 00:46:22,366 So if you wanna make more money and keep the money that you make... 684 00:46:23,659 --> 00:46:25,702 better call Saul!