1 00:00:02,516 --> 00:00:04,149 Hey, Cap'n, got a second? 2 00:00:04,183 --> 00:00:06,918 - It's "Captain." - What did I say? 3 00:00:06,919 --> 00:00:09,553 "Cap'n," like Cap'n Crunch. 4 00:00:09,587 --> 00:00:10,888 All right, but to be fair, 5 00:00:10,889 --> 00:00:12,422 Cap'n Crunch was a war hero 6 00:00:12,423 --> 00:00:14,024 and the primary male role model 7 00:00:14,025 --> 00:00:16,960 in my house, growing up, so... 8 00:00:16,994 --> 00:00:19,329 Anyways, cap-tain, you know 9 00:00:19,330 --> 00:00:20,997 that jewelry store robbery down by grand army Plaza? 10 00:00:21,031 --> 00:00:23,666 - Mm-hmm. - I know who did it... Dustin Whitman. 11 00:00:23,667 --> 00:00:25,335 I put him in Rikers two years ago. 12 00:00:25,336 --> 00:00:26,636 He just got out, and the crime scene 13 00:00:26,637 --> 00:00:28,438 matches his M.O. perfectly. 14 00:00:28,439 --> 00:00:30,373 Okay, what do we got? 15 00:00:30,408 --> 00:00:33,777 Well, security cam shows a male suspect, 5'9"... 16 00:00:33,811 --> 00:00:35,379 Wearing a black ski mask. 17 00:00:35,380 --> 00:00:36,947 He bypassed the McConnell alarm 18 00:00:36,948 --> 00:00:38,515 by using the magnetic kill switch. 19 00:00:38,516 --> 00:00:40,818 And he only stole diamonds, nothing over two carats. 20 00:00:40,852 --> 00:00:42,419 Yeah, exactly. How'd you know? 21 00:00:42,453 --> 00:00:45,455 I'm a Detective. It's what I do. 22 00:00:46,790 --> 00:00:48,525 I'm just kidding. I need a lot more information. 23 00:00:48,526 --> 00:00:50,193 But that would've been a great exit line, right? 24 00:00:50,227 --> 00:00:51,494 The crime techs aren't done yet, 25 00:00:51,495 --> 00:00:52,962 but I'm 100% sure it's Whitman. 26 00:00:52,963 --> 00:00:54,397 Well, let's see what kind of physical evidence 27 00:00:54,398 --> 00:00:56,465 they turn up, and then we can talk arrest. 28 00:00:56,466 --> 00:00:59,302 Actually, hilarious story. 29 00:00:59,336 --> 00:01:02,505 So that is Dustin Whitman. 30 00:01:02,539 --> 00:01:05,674 You already arrested him? With insufficient evidence? 31 00:01:07,109 --> 00:01:09,510 By law, we have 48 hours to find that evidence, 32 00:01:09,511 --> 00:01:11,178 or we have to let him go. 33 00:01:11,212 --> 00:01:12,646 You just started the clock. 34 00:01:16,449 --> 00:01:18,750 What's up with this emergency meeting? 35 00:01:18,751 --> 00:01:21,651 Whoa, Detective Santiago. 36 00:01:21,685 --> 00:01:23,485 Big date tonight. How do I look? 37 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,387 Well, I think you look... 38 00:01:27,057 --> 00:01:29,324 Sorry, that was supposed to be a catcall. 39 00:01:29,325 --> 00:01:30,859 I don't know how this works. 40 00:01:30,860 --> 00:01:32,928 Hey, is this why you were getting makeup tips 41 00:01:32,929 --> 00:01:34,797 from the prostitute in the holding cell? 42 00:01:34,831 --> 00:01:36,999 I just wanted to know how she got such smoky eyes. 43 00:01:37,000 --> 00:01:39,735 Turns out it was an STD rash. 44 00:01:39,770 --> 00:01:40,770 Detective Peralta has made a collar 45 00:01:40,771 --> 00:01:42,138 in the jewelry store heist. 46 00:01:42,172 --> 00:01:43,773 - Way to go, Jakey. - Ah, that's okay. 47 00:01:43,774 --> 00:01:45,174 No. He didn't get sufficient evidence 48 00:01:45,175 --> 00:01:46,475 to make it stick, so we have 49 00:01:46,476 --> 00:01:48,711 the next 48 hours to fix his mistake. 50 00:01:48,745 --> 00:01:50,279 Damn it, Jake. 51 00:01:50,313 --> 00:01:53,082 What evidence did you have when you arrested this guy? 52 00:01:53,083 --> 00:01:54,650 Some pretty ironclad stuff. 53 00:01:54,651 --> 00:01:57,286 Dustin, it's been a while. 54 00:01:57,287 --> 00:01:59,222 Mind if I ask you a few questions? 55 00:01:59,256 --> 00:02:02,592 Well, well, well, if it isn't joke Peralta. 56 00:02:02,593 --> 00:02:04,652 - That's it, you're under arrest. 57 00:02:04,662 --> 00:02:05,928 Case closed? 58 00:02:05,963 --> 00:02:08,130 If we don't find something conclusive, 59 00:02:08,165 --> 00:02:09,331 it jeopardizes the case 60 00:02:09,332 --> 00:02:11,033 and opens the department up to a lawsuit. 61 00:02:11,034 --> 00:02:12,368 So cancel your plans. 62 00:02:12,403 --> 00:02:13,670 We're here until this is over. 63 00:02:13,704 --> 00:02:16,005 - Damn it, Peralta. - Ow! 64 00:02:16,039 --> 00:02:17,340 I know everyone's mad at Peralta 65 00:02:17,341 --> 00:02:20,676 for ruining their weekend. 66 00:02:20,677 --> 00:02:21,710 But? 67 00:02:21,744 --> 00:02:22,878 That was it. 68 00:02:22,879 --> 00:02:24,012 I was just demonstrating 69 00:02:24,013 --> 00:02:26,916 for Detective Peralta what a fact is. 70 00:02:26,950 --> 00:02:30,681 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD Resync for WEB-DL by Kosire www.addic7ed.com 71 00:02:38,020 --> 00:02:44,094 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers. 72 00:02:47,899 --> 00:02:49,165 Terry, you just pulled two doubles. 73 00:02:49,166 --> 00:02:50,767 You must be tired. 74 00:02:50,768 --> 00:02:52,202 I'll stay for this Whitman debacle. 75 00:02:52,203 --> 00:02:53,837 - You go home. - I'm not tired. 76 00:02:53,838 --> 00:02:55,738 Why would you think I was tired? 77 00:03:06,484 --> 00:03:07,851 I ended up doing 25 minutes 78 00:03:07,852 --> 00:03:11,554 of sleep chin-ups on muscle memory alone. 79 00:03:11,589 --> 00:03:12,755 Tired Terry still gets after it, 80 00:03:12,756 --> 00:03:14,557 that's all I'm saying. 81 00:03:14,591 --> 00:03:15,791 Hey, Gina, can you 82 00:03:15,792 --> 00:03:17,425 order food for us at the Flatbush Diner? 83 00:03:17,426 --> 00:03:18,827 They make the best pies in New York City. 84 00:03:18,861 --> 00:03:21,062 Oopsie, you said something super dumb. 85 00:03:21,063 --> 00:03:23,732 The best pie in the city's at Crust. 86 00:03:23,766 --> 00:03:24,999 Wrong. Ignorant and wrong. 87 00:03:25,000 --> 00:03:27,268 Uh, you think you can just bully people, 88 00:03:27,269 --> 00:03:29,838 but you can't. It's not okay. 89 00:03:29,839 --> 00:03:32,307 I'm the bully around here, ask anyone. 90 00:03:32,341 --> 00:03:35,444 Boyle, you're always blogging on that foodie website. 91 00:03:35,478 --> 00:03:36,812 Which pie's better? 92 00:03:36,813 --> 00:03:38,514 Yeah, whose do you like better, mine or Rosa's? 93 00:03:38,515 --> 00:03:40,950 Oh, uh, you know, I-I haven't 94 00:03:40,951 --> 00:03:43,786 been to either place yet. 95 00:03:43,820 --> 00:03:45,120 Why is your eye twitching? 96 00:03:45,155 --> 00:03:47,890 Wouldn't you like to know? 97 00:03:47,891 --> 00:03:50,092 Could I see you for a second in the evidence lockup? 98 00:03:50,126 --> 00:03:52,261 Charles, I know what's going on. 99 00:03:52,295 --> 00:03:53,729 You've tried both pies. 100 00:03:53,763 --> 00:03:55,531 You know mine is better. 101 00:03:55,532 --> 00:03:57,366 But you're scared to tell Rosa, 102 00:03:57,367 --> 00:03:58,801 'cause you're into her. 103 00:03:58,836 --> 00:04:00,136 What? 104 00:04:00,137 --> 00:04:03,974 That is not true, okay? 105 00:04:04,008 --> 00:04:05,943 I-I-I don't even like food. 106 00:04:05,977 --> 00:04:08,012 - What? - Who's Rosa? 107 00:04:08,046 --> 00:04:09,981 Y-you're the scared one. 108 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:14,252 Planning your strategy? 109 00:04:14,286 --> 00:04:17,288 No, I'm just making funny faces at him. 110 00:04:18,490 --> 00:04:19,457 This mirrored glass is awesome. 111 00:04:19,491 --> 00:04:21,793 It straight-up works. 112 00:04:21,827 --> 00:04:23,628 An effective use of your limited time. 113 00:04:23,662 --> 00:04:26,130 It is, actually. That's how I got him last time. 114 00:04:26,131 --> 00:04:28,300 Let him stew for a little bit, got in his head, 115 00:04:28,301 --> 00:04:29,501 and he confessed. 116 00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:32,271 - You better be right. - I am. 117 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,506 Hey, make some funny faces while I'm in there. 118 00:04:34,507 --> 00:04:37,209 I wanna see if I can tell. 119 00:04:39,845 --> 00:04:41,480 I didn't do anything, joke. 120 00:04:44,751 --> 00:04:46,452 That's funny. 121 00:04:46,486 --> 00:04:48,687 You said the exact same thing last time. 122 00:04:48,722 --> 00:04:50,623 And how'd that work out for you? 123 00:04:50,658 --> 00:04:52,225 Let's take a look. 124 00:04:52,259 --> 00:04:55,595 Okay. Here's you at your trial. 125 00:04:55,596 --> 00:04:57,230 You in prison. 126 00:04:57,231 --> 00:04:59,165 Me meeting Regis Philbin. 127 00:04:59,166 --> 00:05:01,033 That was fun. 128 00:05:01,068 --> 00:05:02,535 You still in prison. 129 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:05,572 Me at Splash Mountain, just pepper these in here. 130 00:05:05,573 --> 00:05:07,140 You in prison, you in prison, 131 00:05:07,141 --> 00:05:08,308 you in prison, you get it. 132 00:05:08,342 --> 00:05:10,343 - You got the wrong guy. - All right. 133 00:05:10,377 --> 00:05:12,245 Not ready to confess? 134 00:05:12,246 --> 00:05:14,513 Fine by me. 135 00:05:14,514 --> 00:05:17,350 I got all the time in the world. 136 00:05:17,351 --> 00:05:20,253 No, you actually have 48 hours. 137 00:05:20,254 --> 00:05:22,489 I know the law. 138 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,992 Nuh-uh. 139 00:05:25,026 --> 00:05:28,462 So looks like we're gonna be here for a while. 140 00:05:28,496 --> 00:05:31,198 Should someone do a coffee run? 141 00:05:31,199 --> 00:05:34,069 You know what? Coffee's on me. 142 00:05:34,102 --> 00:05:36,570 Oh, but no froofy frappuccinos or anything, 143 00:05:36,571 --> 00:05:38,372 I've only got, like, 10 bucks. 144 00:05:38,373 --> 00:05:39,706 Okay. 145 00:05:41,977 --> 00:05:45,279 Rise and shine, detectives, rise and shine. 146 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:47,281 Peralta, I want you to bring everyone up to speed. 147 00:05:47,282 --> 00:05:49,349 You slept in your office, and you look 148 00:05:49,384 --> 00:05:51,086 exactly the same. How? 149 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:52,986 What are you talking about? My hair is a mess. 150 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:55,522 Oh, yeah. Briefing room, five minutes. 151 00:05:55,523 --> 00:05:57,824 How long were we asleep? 152 00:05:57,825 --> 00:06:00,761 Just long enough for me to squeeze in quick workout. 153 00:06:00,762 --> 00:06:03,130 So, like, three hours. 154 00:06:03,131 --> 00:06:04,565 - Morning. - Ugh. 155 00:06:04,566 --> 00:06:06,200 I can't believe you live nearby 156 00:06:06,201 --> 00:06:07,802 and you won't let anyone crash at your place. 157 00:06:07,803 --> 00:06:10,071 You people already know too much about me. 158 00:06:10,105 --> 00:06:11,772 I know exactly three facts about you, 159 00:06:11,773 --> 00:06:13,107 and one of them is that you won't 160 00:06:13,108 --> 00:06:14,842 let any of us crash at your place. 161 00:06:14,843 --> 00:06:16,043 Is that a nightgown? 162 00:06:16,044 --> 00:06:17,112 That's mine. 163 00:06:17,145 --> 00:06:19,346 It's a t-shirt from my fat phase. 164 00:06:19,347 --> 00:06:21,948 "If at first you don't secede, 165 00:06:21,983 --> 00:06:23,683 try try again." 166 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:26,186 When you're that big, you buy anything that fits. 167 00:06:26,220 --> 00:06:28,789 A lot of fat guy clothes have racist overtones. 168 00:06:28,823 --> 00:06:30,791 Okay, a couple of quick announcements. 169 00:06:30,792 --> 00:06:33,261 First, I met our night janitor Ronald. 170 00:06:33,262 --> 00:06:36,598 If any of you are missing hand sanitizer, he drank it. 171 00:06:36,633 --> 00:06:39,134 Second, our warrants finally went through. 172 00:06:39,135 --> 00:06:41,070 We gotta place Whitman at the scene and prove 173 00:06:41,071 --> 00:06:43,372 that he either possessed or sold those diamonds. 174 00:06:43,373 --> 00:06:44,606 I know you're all tired, 175 00:06:44,607 --> 00:06:46,008 but don't forget why we're here. 176 00:06:46,009 --> 00:06:47,743 Because we're dedicated detectives. 177 00:06:47,744 --> 00:06:49,344 - Because Peralta jumped the gun. - Yep. 178 00:06:49,379 --> 00:06:51,947 Get to work. 179 00:06:51,981 --> 00:06:53,682 So we both had good answers. 180 00:06:53,716 --> 00:06:55,884 This isn't a joke. You're ruining our weekend. 181 00:06:55,919 --> 00:06:58,187 Okay, I'm sorry you had to cancel dinner with your dad. 182 00:06:58,221 --> 00:06:59,989 Date. I had a date. 183 00:06:59,990 --> 00:07:02,158 Hey, if Jake says the guy did it, 184 00:07:02,159 --> 00:07:03,993 that usually means the guy did it. 185 00:07:04,027 --> 00:07:05,628 Thank you. Everyone listen to Rosa. 186 00:07:05,662 --> 00:07:06,662 No, I'm still furious at you. 187 00:07:06,663 --> 00:07:07,863 Okay, no one listen to Rosa. 188 00:07:07,898 --> 00:07:09,832 She's clearly an accomplice to this crime. 189 00:07:09,833 --> 00:07:11,801 I'm gonna go take another crack at Whitman. 190 00:07:11,835 --> 00:07:13,102 You've been in there, like, five times. 191 00:07:13,103 --> 00:07:14,170 What are you gonna do? 192 00:07:14,171 --> 00:07:15,204 Annoy him into talking? 193 00:07:15,238 --> 00:07:16,705 Ha, ha. 194 00:07:16,740 --> 00:07:18,340 Two, three, four. 195 00:07:21,878 --> 00:07:23,345 Aah! 196 00:07:28,085 --> 00:07:29,786 Didn't work. 197 00:07:29,787 --> 00:07:31,454 Thank you. Did not work. 198 00:07:33,822 --> 00:07:35,589 Hey, Captain. 199 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:36,956 Will you please let everyone else go? 200 00:07:36,957 --> 00:07:38,491 I feel bad that I ruined their weekend, 201 00:07:38,492 --> 00:07:40,060 and I can tell they're pissed at me. 202 00:07:40,061 --> 00:07:42,395 I mean, Charles hasn't tried to high-five me all morning. 203 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:43,830 Yes, I've taken the brunt of that. 204 00:07:43,831 --> 00:07:46,499 Kitchen buds. 205 00:07:46,500 --> 00:07:48,134 Are you sure Whitman did it? 206 00:07:48,169 --> 00:07:49,569 Yes, I'm positive. 207 00:07:49,604 --> 00:07:50,971 Then the whole team stays. 208 00:07:50,972 --> 00:07:53,173 We have a better shot with everyone on it. 209 00:07:53,174 --> 00:07:55,008 Fine, will you at least tell Hitchcock to go home? 210 00:07:55,043 --> 00:07:57,310 His mouth smells like rotten trout milk. 211 00:07:57,345 --> 00:07:58,478 Is there such a thing? 212 00:07:58,512 --> 00:07:59,812 I'm just telling you what it smells like. 213 00:07:59,847 --> 00:08:01,281 Get out. 214 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:04,083 - Do you have the bank records? - Mm-hmm. 215 00:08:04,084 --> 00:08:06,319 Good thing I didn't reschedule my date for tonight. 216 00:08:06,320 --> 00:08:08,120 We're never leaving here. 217 00:08:08,155 --> 00:08:09,655 Well, maybe that's a good thing, you know? 218 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:11,590 Saved you from another lame internet date 219 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:16,562 with some lame guy named Dirk or Mar... garine. 220 00:08:16,563 --> 00:08:18,264 He's not lame, okay? 221 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:19,665 He works with a friend of mine. 222 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,033 He has a human name. 223 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:22,468 And I'm not telling you what it is, 224 00:08:22,469 --> 00:08:24,137 because you'll look him up and make fun of him. 225 00:08:24,138 --> 00:08:26,405 I can't believe you think so little of me 226 00:08:26,406 --> 00:08:28,607 that you would just automatically assume... 227 00:08:28,608 --> 00:08:30,142 Is it Luke Mueller? 228 00:08:30,143 --> 00:08:31,577 How did you do that? 229 00:08:31,578 --> 00:08:33,579 Well, you only have one friend... Kylie. 230 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:35,047 And she has seven male coworkers. 231 00:08:35,081 --> 00:08:37,015 Goatee, goatee, jaunty fedora, 232 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,984 profile pic is a sunset, 233 00:08:38,985 --> 00:08:41,420 Tasmanian devil tattoo, goatee. 234 00:08:41,421 --> 00:08:44,356 Leaving Luke as the only viable option. 235 00:08:44,391 --> 00:08:45,557 Well, he's nice, 236 00:08:45,558 --> 00:08:48,093 and he uses proper punctuation in texts. 237 00:08:48,128 --> 00:08:49,862 - Dreamboat. - And I wanted to go out with him. 238 00:08:49,863 --> 00:08:51,530 All right. You know what? Reschedule for tonight. 239 00:08:51,531 --> 00:08:53,265 I promise I will get us out of here in time. 240 00:08:53,299 --> 00:08:55,000 Fine. I'm holding you to that. 241 00:08:55,034 --> 00:08:56,268 Where's he taking you? 242 00:08:56,302 --> 00:08:58,036 Terrific, let's get everyone involved. 243 00:08:58,037 --> 00:08:59,904 Dinner and a movie. 244 00:09:01,440 --> 00:09:03,708 Dinner and a movie is the perfect first date. 245 00:09:03,709 --> 00:09:05,610 I think the perfect first date doesn't feel like 246 00:09:05,611 --> 00:09:07,745 a first date at all, because you've known each other 247 00:09:07,746 --> 00:09:10,147 for a few years, maybe even work together. 248 00:09:10,181 --> 00:09:12,182 And one night you're laughing, 249 00:09:12,217 --> 00:09:14,184 and then all of a sudden, it's just like blammo! 250 00:09:14,185 --> 00:09:15,986 Kissing. 251 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:19,522 For me: Cheap dinner, watch basketball, bone down. 252 00:09:19,557 --> 00:09:22,959 So pretty much the same as what I said. 253 00:09:24,194 --> 00:09:26,262 None of the partials match Whitman. 254 00:09:26,263 --> 00:09:27,964 If he did it, he didn't leave any prints. 255 00:09:27,998 --> 00:09:29,866 Maybe he doesn't have any. 256 00:09:29,867 --> 00:09:31,200 Interesting fact about me... 257 00:09:31,201 --> 00:09:33,236 I once burnt my fingerprints off on a wok. 258 00:09:33,237 --> 00:09:35,905 Hi, hello. 259 00:09:35,939 --> 00:09:37,206 What are you doing? 260 00:09:37,207 --> 00:09:38,574 Holt said you didn't have to come in here. 261 00:09:38,575 --> 00:09:40,176 You don't come in on days you're supposed to work. 262 00:09:40,177 --> 00:09:43,079 Because I'm so nice, I brought two pies. 263 00:09:43,080 --> 00:09:44,914 One is from Crust. 264 00:09:44,915 --> 00:09:48,418 And one's also from Flatbush Diner. 265 00:09:48,419 --> 00:09:50,653 Hey, you know what might be fun? 266 00:09:50,688 --> 00:09:53,089 Charles could try them and tell us which one is better. 267 00:09:53,124 --> 00:09:54,357 How fun is that? 268 00:09:54,358 --> 00:09:56,659 - So fun. - Yay! 269 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:58,862 Yum, yum, yum. Yummy. 270 00:09:58,896 --> 00:10:00,864 You got a second, Captain? 271 00:10:00,865 --> 00:10:05,069 I've got these overtime forms for you to s... 272 00:10:05,103 --> 00:10:08,506 Are you stifling a yawn? 273 00:10:08,507 --> 00:10:10,575 - No, sir. - Go home, sergeant. 274 00:10:10,576 --> 00:10:11,776 I'm fine. 275 00:10:11,810 --> 00:10:15,379 And I filled this out. I just need you to... 276 00:10:21,052 --> 00:10:22,419 Permission to yawn, sir. 277 00:10:22,420 --> 00:10:25,088 Go home. 278 00:10:29,560 --> 00:10:32,195 Please, I'm begging you. 279 00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:35,064 - Oh, fair enough. - Yeah. 280 00:10:35,065 --> 00:10:37,133 That's for women. 281 00:10:39,136 --> 00:10:41,671 - These your glasses? - Mm-hmm. 282 00:10:41,706 --> 00:10:42,705 They're gigantic. 283 00:10:42,706 --> 00:10:44,474 My contacts dried out, thanks to you. 284 00:10:44,475 --> 00:10:47,076 And they're cool. No, they're not. 285 00:10:47,077 --> 00:10:49,379 Wow, you are blind blind. 286 00:10:49,413 --> 00:10:51,448 - Yeah. - You're a blind cop. 287 00:10:51,449 --> 00:10:53,016 How has there not been a made-for-TV movie 288 00:10:53,017 --> 00:10:54,885 about your struggles? Give those back. 289 00:10:54,886 --> 00:10:57,487 Yeah, okay. 290 00:10:57,488 --> 00:10:59,623 Wait a minute. 291 00:10:59,657 --> 00:11:01,124 I did it. 292 00:11:01,159 --> 00:11:02,726 I got Whitman, dead to rights. 293 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:04,862 I can still make my date? As I promised. 294 00:11:04,863 --> 00:11:06,363 Go get changed. 295 00:11:06,364 --> 00:11:07,631 And by that, of course I mean 296 00:11:07,632 --> 00:11:08,899 throw your glasses in the garbage, 297 00:11:08,900 --> 00:11:10,367 then get laser surgery, 298 00:11:10,402 --> 00:11:12,837 then recuperate... And she left the room. 299 00:11:15,073 --> 00:11:17,041 It's all right. 6 out of 12. 300 00:11:17,075 --> 00:11:18,275 Out of 12? Why? 301 00:11:18,276 --> 00:11:20,310 For the 12 components of food satisfaction: 302 00:11:20,311 --> 00:11:23,948 Salty, sweet, sour, bitter, umami, odor, sound... 303 00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:25,783 Sound? Come on, Charles. 304 00:11:25,784 --> 00:11:28,485 Try her nasty pie. 305 00:11:32,223 --> 00:11:33,890 Oh, wow. 306 00:11:33,891 --> 00:11:35,491 That's the best pie I ever had. 307 00:11:35,525 --> 00:11:37,593 No, no. 308 00:11:37,594 --> 00:11:38,994 - No, no, no. - What's this? 309 00:11:39,029 --> 00:11:41,497 We were running calls to pawn shops 310 00:11:41,498 --> 00:11:42,799 and then waiting for them to call back. 311 00:11:42,800 --> 00:11:44,734 I didn't ask what you were doing. 312 00:11:44,735 --> 00:11:46,669 I asked what you are doing. 313 00:11:46,703 --> 00:11:49,205 Pie taste test, it's over. I won. 314 00:11:49,206 --> 00:11:50,539 That's unacceptable. 315 00:11:50,540 --> 00:11:53,308 If you wanna know which restaurant has better pies, 316 00:11:53,309 --> 00:11:56,945 you can't just have one guy try one pie from each place. 317 00:11:56,946 --> 00:11:59,147 Everybody needs to try 318 00:11:59,148 --> 00:12:02,284 all the pies from both places. 319 00:12:02,318 --> 00:12:05,954 We gonna be here awhile. 320 00:12:05,955 --> 00:12:07,723 Debit card statement. 321 00:12:07,724 --> 00:12:08,891 You were at a parking meter 322 00:12:08,892 --> 00:12:10,125 two blocks from the jewelry store 323 00:12:10,126 --> 00:12:12,094 an hour before the robbery. 324 00:12:12,095 --> 00:12:16,365 Oh, no, you found out... About my wife. 325 00:12:16,366 --> 00:12:18,767 We both have cards, because we share a joint account, 326 00:12:18,768 --> 00:12:20,102 because we love each other. 327 00:12:20,103 --> 00:12:22,003 You're incapable of love, and I'll prove it! 328 00:12:22,004 --> 00:12:23,204 Oh, I'm very tired. 329 00:12:23,205 --> 00:12:25,040 I want my lawyer, now. 330 00:12:25,074 --> 00:12:27,643 Ugh! 331 00:12:27,678 --> 00:12:28,778 You have changed. 332 00:12:28,779 --> 00:12:30,613 You used to go straight to prison! 333 00:12:30,647 --> 00:12:32,481 Did Whitman talk? 334 00:12:32,515 --> 00:12:34,550 Oh, he talked all right. 335 00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:35,885 He asked for his lawyer. 336 00:12:35,919 --> 00:12:39,655 By using words, which is technically talking. 337 00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:41,090 We can't ask him any more questions 338 00:12:41,091 --> 00:12:42,225 till we find his lawyer, 339 00:12:42,259 --> 00:12:43,726 and we can't find his lawyer anywhere. 340 00:12:43,727 --> 00:12:45,495 I'm sorry. 341 00:12:45,496 --> 00:12:46,863 Aah, come on. 342 00:12:46,864 --> 00:12:48,564 Why is there pie here? 343 00:12:48,565 --> 00:12:50,833 That's not good. 344 00:12:50,867 --> 00:12:52,068 I think the world of you, 345 00:12:52,102 --> 00:12:53,370 as a colleague and friend. 346 00:12:53,371 --> 00:12:54,671 - Shut up, Peralta. - Yep. 347 00:12:56,663 --> 00:12:58,397 - Yes! - Another one for Crust. 348 00:12:58,398 --> 00:13:00,600 It's not looking good for Flatbush Diner. 349 00:13:00,601 --> 00:13:02,335 Ah, come on! 350 00:13:02,369 --> 00:13:03,403 You went home and showered? 351 00:13:03,404 --> 00:13:04,804 That's so unfair. 352 00:13:04,838 --> 00:13:07,206 I'm just glad I keep a toothbrush here. Oh, cool. 353 00:13:07,241 --> 00:13:08,508 Hey, can I borrow it? 354 00:13:08,542 --> 00:13:10,410 Uh, why do you wanna borrow the toothbrush? 355 00:13:10,411 --> 00:13:11,411 What possible answer could he give 356 00:13:11,412 --> 00:13:12,645 that would make you say yes? 357 00:13:12,646 --> 00:13:13,713 I wanna brush my teeth. 358 00:13:13,747 --> 00:13:15,348 Jake, it's been in my mouth. 359 00:13:15,382 --> 00:13:16,716 That's the grossest thing I've ever heard. 360 00:13:16,717 --> 00:13:17,784 That's the grossest thing you've ever heard? 361 00:13:17,818 --> 00:13:19,052 You caught a guy on the subway 362 00:13:19,086 --> 00:13:20,787 with a bag of human ears. 363 00:13:20,822 --> 00:13:22,022 Your thing's grosser. 364 00:13:22,056 --> 00:13:23,223 Bring out the meringues. 365 00:13:23,224 --> 00:13:25,926 I brought a few more. That's so many. 366 00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:28,902 You wanted something, sir? 367 00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:30,798 Look, it's impossible to make you leave. 368 00:13:30,799 --> 00:13:33,734 But you do have to sleep, and that's an order. 369 00:13:33,735 --> 00:13:36,371 Sir, this is not necessary. 370 00:13:36,405 --> 00:13:39,474 Also, can't sleep without my whale songs. 371 00:13:39,475 --> 00:13:41,042 Terry, I've seen this before. 372 00:13:41,076 --> 00:13:43,811 Problems at home, so you stay late at the job, 373 00:13:43,812 --> 00:13:45,346 but that only makes it worse. 374 00:13:45,380 --> 00:13:47,515 Everything's great with my wife. 375 00:13:47,516 --> 00:13:49,384 It's just, my brother-in-law's in town, 376 00:13:49,385 --> 00:13:52,220 and we do not get along. 377 00:13:52,221 --> 00:13:54,789 - He thinks I'm a weakling. - You? 378 00:13:56,425 --> 00:13:58,193 Let me get that for you. 379 00:13:58,194 --> 00:14:00,628 I can do it. 380 00:14:00,629 --> 00:14:04,498 Tiny Terry loves his pickles. 381 00:14:04,499 --> 00:14:06,400 He makes me feel so small. 382 00:14:06,435 --> 00:14:08,102 Who cares what he thinks? 383 00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:10,905 You're a police sergeant. You're a grown man. 384 00:14:10,906 --> 00:14:12,540 Now take your nap. 385 00:14:12,541 --> 00:14:13,775 And if I see the lights on in here, 386 00:14:13,776 --> 00:14:16,611 I'm gonna be very disappointed in you. 387 00:14:19,482 --> 00:14:21,349 Are you the idiot that made a Friday night arrest? 388 00:14:21,350 --> 00:14:22,951 I was in the poconos with my wife. 389 00:14:22,952 --> 00:14:24,252 You ruined my entire weekend. 390 00:14:24,287 --> 00:14:27,122 Get in line, because that's their attitude. 391 00:14:27,123 --> 00:14:28,724 Get your own attitude. 392 00:14:28,725 --> 00:14:31,794 He has an alibi, geniuses. He was at Torque. 393 00:14:31,795 --> 00:14:34,336 It's a nightclub in Cape May, New Jersey, all night. 394 00:14:34,337 --> 00:14:35,364 Nice try. 395 00:14:35,398 --> 00:14:36,732 You think I'm gonna waste six hours 396 00:14:36,733 --> 00:14:39,301 driving to the Jersey Shore and back on some fake alibi? 397 00:14:39,335 --> 00:14:40,602 It's up to you. 398 00:14:40,603 --> 00:14:43,838 But in ten hours, he walks. 399 00:14:45,073 --> 00:14:48,877 More like in ten hours, he walks into prison, 400 00:14:48,878 --> 00:14:50,078 when we bust him. 401 00:14:50,112 --> 00:14:51,580 Let's follow up on his alibi. 402 00:14:51,581 --> 00:14:53,849 - Yep, you heard him, Scully, hit the road. - No. 403 00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:55,083 You should've looked into this 404 00:14:55,084 --> 00:14:57,085 before you made the arrest. You go. 405 00:14:57,086 --> 00:14:58,186 Oh, Captain, I'm happy to go. 406 00:14:58,221 --> 00:14:59,622 I love the saltwater taffy down there. 407 00:14:59,656 --> 00:15:00,956 Scully loves the saltwater taffy down there. 408 00:15:00,990 --> 00:15:03,325 No, Peralta's going. Go, Peralta. 409 00:15:03,359 --> 00:15:05,627 Look, I know I caused this problem, but I can fix it. 410 00:15:05,628 --> 00:15:07,296 We just got some new security footage in. 411 00:15:07,297 --> 00:15:08,658 Let me stay here and go through it. 412 00:15:08,665 --> 00:15:10,799 I'm gonna prove that Whitman was at the scene of the crime, 413 00:15:10,833 --> 00:15:12,668 even if it kills me. 414 00:15:12,702 --> 00:15:14,570 This is killing me. 415 00:15:14,571 --> 00:15:17,138 - Good. Die. 416 00:15:17,139 --> 00:15:20,208 You know, if it does come to that, 417 00:15:20,209 --> 00:15:23,946 I have but one wish before I go. 418 00:15:23,980 --> 00:15:25,481 Can I please put your glasses on my penis? 419 00:15:25,482 --> 00:15:28,551 I just think that would be really funny. 420 00:15:28,585 --> 00:15:30,786 Hey, can you make copies 421 00:15:30,787 --> 00:15:31,987 of these warrant requests for me? 422 00:15:32,022 --> 00:15:33,622 I'm not your secretary. 423 00:15:33,657 --> 00:15:35,257 You're everyone's secretary. 424 00:15:35,258 --> 00:15:37,026 That's literally your job. 425 00:15:37,027 --> 00:15:39,428 And your job is lying about your taste buds? 426 00:15:40,730 --> 00:15:42,231 I'm sorry about the whole pie blowup thing. 427 00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:43,332 You're right. 428 00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,167 The Flatbush Diner pie is awful. 429 00:15:45,201 --> 00:15:48,538 - Thank you. - It's just... 430 00:15:48,539 --> 00:15:50,206 I want Rosa to like me. 431 00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:52,476 All right, do whatever you want, 432 00:15:52,477 --> 00:15:54,612 but most women don't really like it 433 00:15:54,613 --> 00:15:57,315 when dudes lie to them. 434 00:15:57,349 --> 00:15:59,551 Except for me, but I'm wired 435 00:15:59,552 --> 00:16:02,454 to thrive on dysfunction. 436 00:16:02,488 --> 00:16:04,989 Nothing. 437 00:16:05,024 --> 00:16:07,891 Wait, wait, wait. This guy... 5'9 " or 5'10", 438 00:16:07,892 --> 00:16:09,059 black knit cap. 439 00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,547 Come on, come on, come on. 440 00:16:10,562 --> 00:16:12,216 Gotcha! 441 00:16:12,230 --> 00:16:15,599 Ugh, it's not him. 442 00:16:15,634 --> 00:16:18,869 Let's just arrest this guy. Who even cares anymore? 443 00:16:18,904 --> 00:16:21,372 So how'd my new best friend Luke take it 444 00:16:21,373 --> 00:16:22,573 when you cancelled on him again? 445 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,909 Don't know, hasn't called me back. 446 00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:27,277 Which is what always happens, 447 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:30,314 because it's impossible to be a cop and date. 448 00:16:30,348 --> 00:16:33,517 Amy, look. There is a guy out there 449 00:16:33,518 --> 00:16:35,385 with incredibly low standards 450 00:16:35,386 --> 00:16:37,755 and a super weird soul patch, 451 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:39,757 and he is waiting for you. 452 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:43,861 Amy, my patch tingles for you. 453 00:16:43,895 --> 00:16:46,864 We will wed on the isle of New Jersey. 454 00:16:46,898 --> 00:16:48,999 Our first dance will be to Jessie's girl, 455 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,701 because my name is definitely Jessie. 456 00:16:51,702 --> 00:16:53,070 - It's so romantic. - Hey, guys. 457 00:16:53,071 --> 00:16:54,304 Hey. 458 00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,640 Yeah, there's good news, and there's bad news. 459 00:16:56,674 --> 00:17:00,310 The bad news is my saltwater taffy place was closed. 460 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,610 And the good news? 461 00:17:01,611 --> 00:17:03,111 Whitman's alibi checked out. 462 00:17:03,146 --> 00:17:06,081 Security footage from Torque shows he was there. 463 00:17:06,082 --> 00:17:07,750 That's not good news. 464 00:17:07,784 --> 00:17:10,886 - That's bad news. - Right. That is bad news. 465 00:17:10,887 --> 00:17:12,988 Sorry, it's on me. 466 00:17:12,989 --> 00:17:14,856 No, Detective Scully, it's on Peralta. 467 00:17:14,891 --> 00:17:18,660 No, Captain, that's on Santiago. 468 00:17:18,661 --> 00:17:20,728 It's on me. It's still on me. 469 00:17:22,664 --> 00:17:24,265 This is such a disaster. 470 00:17:24,299 --> 00:17:26,667 It's not good. D.A.'s furious. 471 00:17:26,668 --> 00:17:28,403 Whitman and his lawyer are in my office right now, 472 00:17:28,404 --> 00:17:30,872 gunning for a lawsuit. No, not that. 473 00:17:30,906 --> 00:17:33,141 My brother-in-law is coming to have dinner with me 474 00:17:33,142 --> 00:17:35,810 on his way to JFK. 475 00:17:37,513 --> 00:17:41,850 But also the botched investigation, that's bad too. 476 00:17:44,353 --> 00:17:45,653 Okay, what can I do? 477 00:17:45,688 --> 00:17:48,823 Oh, your services will not be necessary, 478 00:17:48,824 --> 00:17:51,192 because you need to go home and change for your date. 479 00:17:51,193 --> 00:17:53,127 - What? - I called handsome Luke. 480 00:17:53,128 --> 00:17:54,696 I explained the weekend was entirely 481 00:17:54,697 --> 00:17:56,030 my fault, partially. 482 00:17:56,031 --> 00:17:57,432 And he wants to go out with you tonight. 483 00:17:57,466 --> 00:18:00,035 - Thanks, Peralta. - You're welcome. 484 00:18:00,070 --> 00:18:01,170 Just promise me you won't use the condoms 485 00:18:01,171 --> 00:18:02,604 in the secret pocket of your purse, okay? 486 00:18:02,605 --> 00:18:04,573 - They're expired. - How do you know what's in my purse? 487 00:18:04,607 --> 00:18:06,375 I needed concealer for a zit. 488 00:18:06,409 --> 00:18:09,711 Plus, you know, we spend so much time together here, 489 00:18:09,712 --> 00:18:11,713 I know everything about everyone. 490 00:18:11,714 --> 00:18:14,516 I know Hitchcock went bald at 15. 491 00:18:14,517 --> 00:18:16,584 Scully used to date Hitchcock's wife. 492 00:18:16,585 --> 00:18:18,820 Charles has a bike with a little basket on the front. 493 00:18:18,821 --> 00:18:20,421 How else would you carry baguettes? 494 00:18:20,422 --> 00:18:22,991 And Rosa has a shower in her apartment, I think. 495 00:18:22,992 --> 00:18:24,459 I got nothing on her. 496 00:18:24,460 --> 00:18:25,593 Good. 497 00:18:25,628 --> 00:18:27,829 Well, I guess we did just spend 48 hours 498 00:18:27,830 --> 00:18:30,766 locked in here together. 499 00:18:33,203 --> 00:18:34,970 Holy crap. 500 00:18:34,971 --> 00:18:36,772 - What? - Locked in here together. 501 00:18:36,806 --> 00:18:38,841 So we will be filing a wrongful arrest suit 502 00:18:38,842 --> 00:18:40,642 against the NYPD: 503 00:18:40,677 --> 00:18:44,079 And when I win, I'm gonna buy club Torque, 504 00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,180 put a statue of Jake Peralta 505 00:18:45,181 --> 00:18:46,582 right in the middle of the dance floor. 506 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,684 First off, that's a terrible threat. 507 00:18:48,685 --> 00:18:50,119 I would love to have a statue of myself 508 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,453 in the middle of a dance club. 509 00:18:51,454 --> 00:18:52,754 Second... 510 00:18:52,755 --> 00:18:54,189 Do me a favor, take a look at this picture, 511 00:18:54,190 --> 00:18:55,390 and tell me what you see. 512 00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,293 You and Regis Philbin. 513 00:18:57,327 --> 00:18:58,494 Awesome, right? 514 00:18:58,495 --> 00:18:59,829 Surprisingly down-to-earth guy 515 00:18:59,830 --> 00:19:01,597 and definitely not the picture I meant to show you. 516 00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:03,166 But take a look at this. 517 00:19:03,167 --> 00:19:06,403 That's right, it's you and your old cell mate Marcus Cole. 518 00:19:06,470 --> 00:19:09,640 And here he is again outside the jewelry store. 519 00:19:09,674 --> 00:19:11,375 The two of you planned this together in prison. 520 00:19:11,376 --> 00:19:12,777 You taught him your M.O, 521 00:19:12,778 --> 00:19:14,111 he pulled off the robbery, 522 00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,881 you got yourself an alibi, and you split the loot. 523 00:19:16,915 --> 00:19:19,550 Oh, man, I can't believe he caught us. 524 00:19:19,551 --> 00:19:20,785 Of course he did, 525 00:19:20,786 --> 00:19:21,986 Peralta is the best! 526 00:19:21,987 --> 00:19:23,754 Aw, thanks, Reg. That's enough. 527 00:19:23,755 --> 00:19:25,022 Yeah, I gotta work on my Regis. 528 00:19:25,023 --> 00:19:26,357 Anyway, see ya in jail, Whitman. 529 00:19:26,391 --> 00:19:28,826 You got anything else to say? 530 00:19:30,162 --> 00:19:33,198 Hey, Rosa, the Flatbush Diner's pie is terrible. 531 00:19:33,199 --> 00:19:34,466 It's inedible. 532 00:19:34,467 --> 00:19:35,934 Food is supposed to be edible. 533 00:19:35,969 --> 00:19:37,069 So you were lying? 534 00:19:37,070 --> 00:19:39,505 - What the hell, Boyle? 535 00:19:39,506 --> 00:19:41,841 Put it in the suck-it bucket. 536 00:19:41,842 --> 00:19:43,909 Crust isn't any better. 537 00:19:43,944 --> 00:19:46,645 It's fancier, but it's all bells and whistles. 538 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:49,181 Desserts don't need to be clever. 539 00:19:49,215 --> 00:19:50,950 They just need to be good. 540 00:19:50,951 --> 00:19:54,687 This is the best pie in New York City... 541 00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:59,726 Apple from Argos Bakery, founded 1910. 542 00:19:59,727 --> 00:20:02,896 Recipe unchanged. Taste it. 543 00:20:06,701 --> 00:20:08,335 Damn, it is amazing. 544 00:20:08,369 --> 00:20:10,136 This pie is so good, I hate it. 545 00:20:10,137 --> 00:20:11,938 You just graduated pie school, bitches. 546 00:20:11,939 --> 00:20:14,541 Sorry I said "bitches," I'm just really worked up. 547 00:20:14,542 --> 00:20:16,443 Yow! Mmm, what is that? 548 00:20:16,478 --> 00:20:19,446 Sorry for screwing up everyone's weekend. 549 00:20:19,481 --> 00:20:23,150 Hey, uh, drinks on me. Who's in? 550 00:20:23,151 --> 00:20:24,618 Oh, no way. No, I got the date. I gotta change. 551 00:20:24,653 --> 00:20:27,021 - Come on. - Everyone's tired, Peralta. 552 00:20:27,022 --> 00:20:28,389 They just wanna go home. 553 00:20:28,423 --> 00:20:30,090 Yeah, but I have to prove I'm not selfish, 554 00:20:30,091 --> 00:20:31,292 so I don't care what they want. 555 00:20:31,293 --> 00:20:33,494 That sounded bad. 556 00:20:35,429 --> 00:20:37,397 And to make up for what I did, I'll cover 557 00:20:37,431 --> 00:20:38,431 one shift each for all of you. 558 00:20:38,432 --> 00:20:39,733 No kidding? 559 00:20:39,734 --> 00:20:41,168 - Except Santiago. - What? 560 00:20:41,169 --> 00:20:42,369 I got you your date back. 561 00:20:42,370 --> 00:20:45,539 One nice thing from me is all you get. 562 00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:47,808 So this is my desk. 563 00:20:47,809 --> 00:20:49,109 Desk jockey, huh? 564 00:20:49,110 --> 00:20:51,512 You just sit here, eat your pickles, 565 00:20:51,546 --> 00:20:53,247 wait for the criminals to turn themselves in. 566 00:20:53,248 --> 00:20:54,782 Actually, I don't like pickles that much. 567 00:20:54,783 --> 00:20:56,283 Terry, I'm glad I found you. 568 00:20:56,318 --> 00:20:58,385 There's been a development in the Russian mob case. 569 00:20:58,386 --> 00:20:59,787 Oh? Yeah, our killer 570 00:20:59,821 --> 00:21:01,021 has been spotted in the warehouse 571 00:21:01,022 --> 00:21:02,689 down by the canal. Get your gear. 572 00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:04,691 So you want me first through the door, sir? 573 00:21:04,692 --> 00:21:05,860 Oh, it's just you. 574 00:21:05,861 --> 00:21:07,595 The SWAT team is on another call, 575 00:21:07,629 --> 00:21:09,797 so you'll have to do it alone. 576 00:21:09,798 --> 00:21:11,900 Hey, I'm not gonna be able to make dinner tonight. 577 00:21:11,901 --> 00:21:14,069 Hey, no, do your thing, do your thing. 578 00:21:14,070 --> 00:21:16,404 Go, Terry. 579 00:21:16,405 --> 00:21:18,875 You can crash on my couch. 580 00:21:18,876 --> 00:21:21,635 I even downloaded you some whale songs. 581 00:21:21,636 --> 00:21:24,224 Thank you, sir. I'll never forget it. 582 00:21:27,915 --> 00:21:29,887 Good night, Terry. 583 00:21:30,866 --> 00:21:34,875 Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD Resync for WEB-DL by Kosire www.addic7ed.com 584 00:21:35,325 --> 00:21:45,325 Someone needs to stop Clearway Law. Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.