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Oh, this is amazing.

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This is so amazing.

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Everything about this
is amazing.

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What are you talking about?

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A virus got on the server

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and sent all of us an email

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with everyone's
search histories.

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Check this out.

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Sergeant Jeffords
searched the Internet

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for "undiscovered muscle."

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I was working out
and saw a muscle in my shoulder

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I'd never seen before.

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I thought it might've
been a scientific discovery.

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Listen to this.
Scully searched for

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"how much fudge
is in a calorie?"

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I never found the answer,
but it was a good question.

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Boyle looked up,
"how to make desk yogurt."

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Yes, I did, and I am thrilled
with the results.

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Although the jar
is really hot.

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That's gross.
And Amy searched for

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"Daniel Craig hands"
plus "close up."

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Ugh.

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You should talk.

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You searched for
"cheapest date possible."

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And I wear that search
like badge of honor.

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So, ready for dinner?

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Here we go.

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Would you like
something sweet?

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Or maybe savory?

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Apple pie...
And I'm stuck.

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I'm stuck!

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Sync & corrections by Rafael UPD
Resync for WEB-DL by Kosire
www.addic7ed.com

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Peralta.

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Hey, Sal.
To what do I owe the honor?

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Oh, my God.

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Yeah, we'll be right there.

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Boyle...

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No!

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I can't believe Sal's
is gone.

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This place
is an institution.

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It's the best pizza
in the neighborhood.

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Well, eighth-best.

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But yeah, a tragedy.

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I mean, any food-related crime
is a tragedy.

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Oh, no.
Heads up, fire marshal.

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Oh, Boone.
What's that nimrod doing here?

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Hey, Peralta.

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Hey, Boone.

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What are you doing here,
you nimrod?

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Uh, there was a fire.

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Big question is,
what are you doing here?

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What, did somebody call in
a missing doughnut?

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Uh, actually
someone reported

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they couldn't find
your head.

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But we found it.
It was up your butt.

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You're a fireman,
you should know

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how to treat that burn.

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Joke's on you,
'cause this is a fire,

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which means it is
fire department jurisdiction.

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So why don't you back off

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and let New York's bravest
handle it?

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You know they only
call you that because

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"New York's best
at spraying stuff with water"

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is too wordy.

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Ha, well, it's too bad

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we all can't be as awesome

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as New York's finest,

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which by the way,
sounds like my mom

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describing her dishware,
which... and she's dead,

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so let's tread lightly
on the response.

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- That's not fair.
- Yeah.

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Well, look, we heard
this might be arson,

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so we wanted
to check it out.

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No, I'm not letting you
onto my crime scene.

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Okay?

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All right, fine.
You know what?

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You're not invited
to our next murder.

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Good solve on
the Herman Avenue burglaries.

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Finish up the paperwork
as soon as possible.

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Your wish is my command.

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No, that was
actually a command.

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So my command
is your command.

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Well, then I guess you still
have all three of your wishes.

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- You're not a genie.
- I know that.

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Okay.
We're leaving.

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What was the name
of the clerk we questioned

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about the second burglary?

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Where do farts go?

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I was reading
Scully's searches.

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Hey,
why'd you do a search

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for "magic-themed
singles night"?

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My last four dates
were really boring,

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so I thought
I'd mix things up.

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Oh, wow.

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Ta-da!

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Oh, no.

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What about you?

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Why were you looking
for real estate

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in Ropesburg, New Jersey?

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Ropesburg P.D.
Offered me a job

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as their new police Captain.

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I turned it down.

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Oh!

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You... Captain.

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Oh... that's super...

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Super cool.

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If we're gonna figure out
what happened at Sal's,

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we've gotta
get past those firemen.

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We need access.
How 'bout this?

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We light a bunch of fires
throughout Brooklyn,

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and when the firemen
go to "fight the fires,"

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we walk right into Sal's,
the crime scene's ours.

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Why do we want to start a turf
war with the fire department?

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I feel very uncomfortable
saying this to you,

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but it doesn't seem
like it's worth it...

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- Unless you think it is.
- I do.

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Like I said,
Sal's is an institution,

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and it's the best pizza
in the neighborhood.

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I'm sorry, Jake, Sal's
is only the eighth-best.

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I put out a weekly Brooklyn
pizza-ranking email blast.

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Sal's has
the fourth-best texture,

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ninth-best crust,
twelfth-best cheese,

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and honestly, they're only
seventh in mouth-feel.

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"Mouth-feel"?
What is that?

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The inside of your cheeks
are very sensitive.

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It's like the inside
of your thighs,

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except with a tongue.

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Ugh, God.

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Look, no, Sal's
has the secret sauce recipe

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that puts all the other
pizza places to shame.

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But more importantly,
fire marshal Boone

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is incapable of conducting
a crime investigation.

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All fire marshals
are doofuses,

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but Boone is King doofus
of doofus island.

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Gasoline?

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I'm pretty sure
that's water.

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Only one way to tell.

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There were more ways
to tell.

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And he's their leader.

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Captain, here's the mope
who hacked our computer system.

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His mother turned him in.
His name is Corey Park.

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My name is Savant.

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His web handle is "Savant."

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His people name
is Corey Park.

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Why'd you target us with
your computer virus, Corey?

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I don't know, I was bored,
and it was easy

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to break into
your weak-ass system.

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It was like taking candy
from a baby.

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Why are you giving candy
to a baby in the first place?

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Don't give candy to a baby!
They can't brush their teeth!

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Yes, sergeant, it is unwise
to give babies candy.

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If it's so easy
for this gentlemen

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to break into our system,
we may need to hire

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a new I.T. Director.

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Why don't you and Gina
get together on that?

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I doubt I'll need Gina's help.

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I'm sure she's busy anyway.

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Use Gina.
She's my assistant,

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and she has something
to offer.

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Trust me.

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Man, don't be hacking
into my stuff.

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Uh-oh, Jake, firemen.

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What are you two doing here?

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You're a Detective,
you detect it out.

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Good one, bro.

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- I know, bro.
- Yeah, bro.

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Wow, it's like watching
meet the press.

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Boone reconsidered.

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He wants you
to take a look at the files.

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Well, that's unexpected,
but...

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All right, fine, I'll...

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It's not a file, bro.

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It's a doughnut,
because you're cops.

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You sure?

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All right, I don't care

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if it's not our jurisdiction,

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we're solving this.

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Would you like me
to, uh,

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file that for you, Jake?

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Just ask for the doughnut,
Scully?

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Can I have the doughnut,
please?

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Yes.

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Thanks.

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It's good to see you, Sal.

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I'm so sorry
about the fire.

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I can't believe it's gone,
Jakey, all of it.

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The pizza oven.

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The first dollar bill
I ever made.

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The 7-up fridge.

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Hey, it's gonna be all right.
You'll rebuild.

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The fire department's
been asking a lot of questions.

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Oh, fire department questions.
Let me guess.

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"Uh, what part of my face
do I put food in?"

194
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"How do you count to one?"

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"What's air?"

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They think I torched
my own place.

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You know I wouldn't do
something like that, right?

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Yeah, of course.

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But can you think of anybody

200
00:07:09,144 --> 00:07:10,444
who might've done it?

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I could think
of ten pizzerias

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that want me
out of the game.

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That jerk Mario
comes to mind.

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We share a delivery radius.

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Mario is number ten
overall in Brooklyn,

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and rising fast.

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He might've wanted
to move up the ladder.

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Of one foodie weirdo's

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personal pizza email blast?

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Yeah.

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Okay, we'll start with him,

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then we'll move on to the rest
of your competition,

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see if anything suspicious
turns up.

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It'll be
the perfect opportunity

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to update my rankings.

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Can we stop at home
for a pizza bib?

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00:07:33,628 --> 00:07:35,028
No, Charles,
we gotta go fast.

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Right, right,
I'll just use my work bib.

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No, no bib.

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We're gonna solve this
for you, Sal.

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Sit tight.

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The guy who did the safe

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in the second apartment,
what was his name?

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Cone.

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"C" as in "Captain."
"O" as in "overlooked."

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- What?
- Nothing.

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She said "C" as in "Captain,"
"O" as in "over..."

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Yeah, I know
how to spell cone.

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Okay.

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So, Ropesburg P.D.

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- You know someone there?
- Nope.

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00:08:01,981 --> 00:08:03,481
So you were looking
for a new job?

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- Nope.
- Weird.

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00:08:05,617 --> 00:08:08,951
They just offered you Captain
without considering anyone else?

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00:08:09,986 --> 00:08:11,620
Like Scully...

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Because he's got
so many years on the force.

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Hey, guys,
I think I put my gun

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in one of these boxes,
and I don't know which.

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You have a problem with me
that you want to talk about?

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00:08:18,993 --> 00:08:23,528
Me? No, I am just
filing evidence, sir.

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Found my gun.
It was in my holster.

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My holster's on my butt.

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Good solve, Scully.

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Mario, this pie needs work.

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Good consistency
on the crust,

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but the cheese-to-sauce ratio
is a travesty.

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Do you have to spit?

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In a word, yes.

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Amateurs go tasting,
they fill up,

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and they lose their palate
by the third slice.

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I take this very seriously.

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So, Mario...

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Let me tell you
what I think happened.

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Your credit card transactions
are down by 1/3

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in the last six months.

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Meanwhile, over at Sal's,

257
00:08:53,649 --> 00:08:55,016
it was a bunch of smiling faces

258
00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:56,049
and happy stomachs.

259
00:08:56,051 --> 00:08:57,518
One night, you snapped.

260
00:08:57,519 --> 00:09:00,088
A little gasoline... fah!
A little match.

261
00:09:00,089 --> 00:09:03,590
And poof! No more Sal's.
How right am I?

262
00:09:03,591 --> 00:09:05,691
The night of the fire,
I was at my father's funeral.

263
00:09:05,726 --> 00:09:08,026
Oh...
My condolences.

264
00:09:09,160 --> 00:09:10,160
Ugh.

265
00:09:10,194 --> 00:09:11,628
Gino...

266
00:09:11,629 --> 00:09:13,930
This pizza is much better
than last time.

267
00:09:13,964 --> 00:09:15,230
You've always
ranked dead last

268
00:09:15,231 --> 00:09:17,198
in structural integrity
and sauce.

269
00:09:17,233 --> 00:09:20,133
But way more importantly,
I did a little research,

270
00:09:20,134 --> 00:09:23,236
and it turns out you did
six months in prison for a b&e.

271
00:09:23,237 --> 00:09:25,071
I did.
The night of the fire,

272
00:09:25,072 --> 00:09:27,073
I was at the prison
giving a motivational speech

273
00:09:27,074 --> 00:09:29,124
on how parolees
can turn their lives around.

274
00:09:29,141 --> 00:09:30,875
Well, it's good to hear
that the system works,

275
00:09:30,876 --> 00:09:33,143
and you are welcome.

276
00:09:33,144 --> 00:09:35,578
Have a good one.

277
00:09:35,612 --> 00:09:37,313
This is a dead end.

278
00:09:37,314 --> 00:09:38,847
We've gotta check out
that crime scene.

279
00:09:38,882 --> 00:09:40,615
Can't.
Firemen locked it down.

280
00:09:40,616 --> 00:09:42,216
Grab your spit bucket, Boyle.

281
00:09:42,217 --> 00:09:44,056
Those hose monkeys
can't stop us.

282
00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:48,587
Ah, you must be Simon Walker.

283
00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,322
Have a seat.

284
00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,324
It says here
you were an I.T. Specialist

285
00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:54,025
with the board of ed
for two years.

286
00:09:54,026 --> 00:09:56,234
Well, I know my way around
a computer, that's for sure.

287
00:09:56,261 --> 00:09:58,896
What's your
favorite Jay-Z song?

288
00:09:58,930 --> 00:10:00,230
I'm sorry?

289
00:10:00,231 --> 00:10:01,564
Favorite Jay-Z song?

290
00:10:01,565 --> 00:10:03,032
She's kidding.

291
00:10:03,033 --> 00:10:04,733
Hmm. No, I'm not.
What is it?

292
00:10:04,734 --> 00:10:05,869
I don't know.

293
00:10:05,901 --> 00:10:08,136
- I'm sorry about her.
- Okay.

294
00:10:08,137 --> 00:10:10,165
What's your experience
with cyber-security?

295
00:10:10,173 --> 00:10:12,307
Uh, well, I added
encryption software...

296
00:10:12,308 --> 00:10:14,343
But seriously, what's
your favorite Jay-Z song?

297
00:10:14,344 --> 00:10:16,345
I don't know! Big pimpin'?
It's big pimpin'!

298
00:10:16,346 --> 00:10:19,547
Mm, wrong answer, friend.

299
00:10:19,581 --> 00:10:23,053
And that's, um,
how I got involved in,

300
00:10:23,084 --> 00:10:24,750
you know, systems analysis.

301
00:10:24,784 --> 00:10:27,318
I'm sorry.
I'm really nervous.

302
00:10:27,319 --> 00:10:29,253
There's no need
to be nervous.

303
00:10:29,254 --> 00:10:32,588
Yeah, we're all just calm,
cool, collected...

304
00:10:32,589 --> 00:10:34,189
- Wahh!

305
00:10:34,224 --> 00:10:36,124
Oops.

306
00:10:36,125 --> 00:10:38,827
Was that a little sudden?

307
00:10:38,861 --> 00:10:41,797
What would you say is your
biggest weakness as an employee?

308
00:10:41,798 --> 00:10:43,967
Um...

309
00:10:43,968 --> 00:10:45,951
I'm sorry,
what was the question again?

310
00:10:45,970 --> 00:10:48,304
He said, "what's
your biggest weakness

311
00:10:48,305 --> 00:10:49,806
As an employee?"

312
00:10:49,840 --> 00:10:50,914
That's just gross.

313
00:10:50,941 --> 00:10:51,940
I'm sorry,
I just have

314
00:10:51,941 --> 00:10:53,341
a skootch of gingivitis.

315
00:10:53,342 --> 00:10:55,810
So I'm trying
to treat that as best I can.

316
00:10:55,844 --> 00:10:56,978
Sorry.
You seem disgusted.

317
00:10:57,012 --> 00:10:58,713
Here's an itemized list

318
00:10:58,714 --> 00:11:00,748
of everything taken
from the garden apartment.

319
00:11:00,782 --> 00:11:02,850
TV, computer...

320
00:11:02,851 --> 00:11:04,185
"Ster-b-eo"?

321
00:11:04,186 --> 00:11:06,654
Uh-oh, spelling error.

322
00:11:06,655 --> 00:11:07,855
That's not very Captain-y.

323
00:11:07,890 --> 00:11:10,142
Oh, my God, enough.

324
00:11:10,159 --> 00:11:12,926
I just think that you meant
"stereo," not "ster-b-eo."

325
00:11:12,927 --> 00:11:15,294
Did you mean "ster-b-eo,"
Captain?

326
00:11:15,295 --> 00:11:18,066
That's it.
Get in my car, now.

327
00:11:18,097 --> 00:11:19,192
And if you say another word,

328
00:11:19,199 --> 00:11:21,667
I promise you,
you will regret it.

329
00:11:21,701 --> 00:11:24,103
Aye aye, cap...
Ow, okay.

330
00:11:24,104 --> 00:11:26,992
Fine, I regret it.
Ah... I'll go. I'm going.

331
00:11:27,006 --> 00:11:29,741
These firemen
are not moving.

332
00:11:29,775 --> 00:11:31,142
We gotta distract 'em.

333
00:11:31,143 --> 00:11:32,143
Tell 'em
your little boy's cat

334
00:11:32,144 --> 00:11:33,377
got stuck up in a tree.

335
00:11:33,378 --> 00:11:35,378
Ooh, undercover work.
I love it.

336
00:11:35,379 --> 00:11:36,779
I need more back story.

337
00:11:36,780 --> 00:11:38,847
First off, can it be
my daughter's cat?

338
00:11:38,881 --> 00:11:40,748
Okay, but if you get made
because of that, it's on you.

339
00:11:40,782 --> 00:11:42,683
Fine.
Let's talk about the cat.

340
00:11:42,684 --> 00:11:44,283
Short-hair, long-hair?
Tabby?

341
00:11:44,284 --> 00:11:45,951
Short-hair, calico.

342
00:11:45,986 --> 00:11:48,096
The son is adopted.
Your wife is in a coma.

343
00:11:48,120 --> 00:11:50,056
Oh, that's brutal.
I like it.

344
00:11:52,057 --> 00:11:55,790
Hey, guys?
Guys, I really need your help.

345
00:11:55,791 --> 00:11:58,023
My little boy,
Brian, my angel,

346
00:11:58,026 --> 00:11:59,426
I bought him
a short-haired calico

347
00:11:59,427 --> 00:12:02,110
after my wife fell into a coma...
Motorcycle crash.

348
00:12:02,128 --> 00:12:03,729
And now the cat's
stuck in a tree.

349
00:12:03,763 --> 00:12:05,030
He's a cute kid.

350
00:12:05,031 --> 00:12:06,297
Kinda looks like you.
Handsome guy.

351
00:12:06,298 --> 00:12:07,665
Handsome little guy.

352
00:12:07,666 --> 00:12:09,233
Oh, hey.
Just got locked out, so...

353
00:12:09,234 --> 00:12:11,034
He doesn't care.

354
00:12:12,703 --> 00:12:15,203
Brian was adopted,
so he has abandonment issues.

355
00:12:15,204 --> 00:12:16,875
Just struck out
at tee-ball last week.

356
00:12:16,905 --> 00:12:18,305
Everyone called him
"cryin' Brian."

357
00:12:21,041 --> 00:12:23,275
Hello, Peralta.

358
00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:24,410
Aah!

359
00:12:24,411 --> 00:12:25,678
You looking for something?

360
00:12:25,712 --> 00:12:26,778
What is the deal with you

361
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,413
and this second-rate
pizza joint?

362
00:12:28,414 --> 00:12:30,181
This place
is a Brooklyn institution,

363
00:12:30,182 --> 00:12:31,815
and I'm here
because you think Sal did it

364
00:12:31,816 --> 00:12:32,815
and you're wrong!

365
00:12:32,817 --> 00:12:33,850
He did do it!

366
00:12:33,851 --> 00:12:35,317
Sal was in financial trouble,

367
00:12:35,318 --> 00:12:36,919
he has no alibi,

368
00:12:36,920 --> 00:12:40,774
and in cases of arson,
the owner always did it.

369
00:12:40,790 --> 00:12:42,057
What's going on, sir?

370
00:12:42,058 --> 00:12:43,359
What's going on
is that Peralta

371
00:12:43,360 --> 00:12:45,127
has screwed with me
for the last time,

372
00:12:45,128 --> 00:12:46,462
and now he's gonna pay.

373
00:12:46,463 --> 00:12:48,664
Oh, you know what, Boone?
Any time you want to...

374
00:12:49,800 --> 00:12:51,333
Well, that escalated fast.

375
00:12:54,437 --> 00:12:57,039
They're getting nervous, Jake!
They're getting nervous!

376
00:12:58,942 --> 00:13:01,710
Get off him, Boone!
You big marshmallow!

377
00:13:01,711 --> 00:13:03,979
Hey, break it up!
Now!

378
00:13:03,980 --> 00:13:05,881
Hey, hey, hey!
Don't tell my guys what to do!

379
00:13:05,915 --> 00:13:07,683
Don't tell me what
to tell people what to do!

380
00:13:07,717 --> 00:13:09,184
Well, make me not do it,
tough guy.

381
00:13:09,185 --> 00:13:10,486
Uh-oh.

382
00:13:13,056 --> 00:13:14,474
Hey, break it up!

383
00:13:17,853 --> 00:13:19,120
I apologize, marshal Boone,

384
00:13:19,121 --> 00:13:20,822
for Detective Peralta's
actions,

385
00:13:20,823 --> 00:13:22,757
something I find myself
doing quite frequently.

386
00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:24,292
In my defense,
I was the only one

387
00:13:24,293 --> 00:13:25,994
saying we
should stop hitting.

388
00:13:25,995 --> 00:13:27,995
Stop hitting them!

389
00:13:27,996 --> 00:13:29,831
Kicking them will hurt more!

390
00:13:31,634 --> 00:13:34,369
Okay, I'm a reasonable man,
so I'm just gonna say this.

391
00:13:34,370 --> 00:13:36,638
Fire Peralta immediately.

392
00:13:36,639 --> 00:13:37,939
He started a fight.

393
00:13:37,974 --> 00:13:39,374
He overstepped
his jurisdiction.

394
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:41,267
And he's obsessed
with this pizza place.

395
00:13:41,277 --> 00:13:42,845
What I'm obsessed with
is how you're bungling

396
00:13:42,846 --> 00:13:44,113
this investigation.

397
00:13:44,114 --> 00:13:45,180
They should
write a song about it

398
00:13:45,181 --> 00:13:46,815
called welcome to the bungle.

399
00:13:46,850 --> 00:13:48,050
Seriously, why are you

400
00:13:48,084 --> 00:13:49,218
dragging Sal's pizza
through the mud?

401
00:13:49,219 --> 00:13:50,219
That place is special.

402
00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,887
Why's it special?

403
00:13:51,888 --> 00:13:53,188
Because it's the best pizza
in the neighborhood!

404
00:13:53,189 --> 00:13:54,390
Well...

405
00:13:54,391 --> 00:13:55,391
According to Charles's
email blast,

406
00:13:55,392 --> 00:13:56,392
it's actually number eight.

407
00:13:56,393 --> 00:13:57,660
Captain reads my blast.

408
00:13:57,661 --> 00:13:58,694
Of course,
it's the only one

409
00:13:58,695 --> 00:13:59,862
that measures mouth-feel.

410
00:13:59,863 --> 00:14:00,863
What, are you kidding
right now?

411
00:14:00,864 --> 00:14:01,897
This isn't about pizza.

412
00:14:01,898 --> 00:14:04,099
What's it actually about?

413
00:14:05,368 --> 00:14:07,035
When I was a kid,
I was shortstop

414
00:14:07,036 --> 00:14:08,169
on my little league team.

415
00:14:08,171 --> 00:14:09,738
Oh, my God.

416
00:14:09,739 --> 00:14:11,173
It's the truth.
It's not a brag.

417
00:14:11,174 --> 00:14:13,442
My dad was the coach,
and after every game,

418
00:14:13,443 --> 00:14:15,110
he would take the team
to Sal's.

419
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:17,780
Halfway through our last season,
he left me and my mom,

420
00:14:17,781 --> 00:14:19,749
and the worst part about it
was that I couldn't

421
00:14:19,750 --> 00:14:21,751
go with him
to Sal's anymore.

422
00:14:21,752 --> 00:14:23,720
Well, that's certainly not

423
00:14:23,721 --> 00:14:25,154
what I expected this
to be about.

424
00:14:25,189 --> 00:14:28,758
Sorr... I'm sorry.

425
00:14:28,792 --> 00:14:30,693
I'm sorry
that happened to you.

426
00:14:30,694 --> 00:14:32,228
I mean,
what kind of dad just...

427
00:14:32,229 --> 00:14:35,071
Just leaves his son
like that?

428
00:14:35,099 --> 00:14:38,835
Look, you're...
You're a cop and...

429
00:14:38,836 --> 00:14:41,871
And I'm a firefighter,
but underneath all of it,

430
00:14:41,872 --> 00:14:45,775
we're just two boys
whose dads abandoned them.

431
00:14:45,776 --> 00:14:49,879
And you and I, we're gonna
solve this thing, together.

432
00:14:49,880 --> 00:14:50,880
- Okay?
- Okay.

433
00:14:50,881 --> 00:14:51,948
- Okay.
- Yeah.

434
00:14:51,982 --> 00:14:54,717
But first,
let's hug like men.

435
00:14:54,718 --> 00:14:56,719
Oh, boy.
This is happening.

436
00:14:58,188 --> 00:15:01,257
Captain, get in here.

437
00:15:01,258 --> 00:15:03,392
There, there.

438
00:15:03,393 --> 00:15:06,195
There, there.
There.

439
00:15:06,196 --> 00:15:07,496
I'm coming in.

440
00:15:07,497 --> 00:15:10,131
Oh, Boyle.

441
00:15:10,166 --> 00:15:11,499
(Amy)
What's going on?

442
00:15:11,534 --> 00:15:13,068
Did you drive me out here
to kill me?

443
00:15:13,102 --> 00:15:14,369
I thought about it,

444
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:15,870
but then I put
that thought on hold.

445
00:15:15,905 --> 00:15:17,372
I wanted to show you
Ropesburg.

446
00:15:17,373 --> 00:15:18,940
This is Ropesburg?

447
00:15:18,975 --> 00:15:20,408
You wanted this offer
so badly,

448
00:15:20,409 --> 00:15:23,278
I thought I'd give you
a chance at the job.

449
00:15:24,747 --> 00:15:26,814
Miss Diaz!
Are you here to reconsider?

450
00:15:26,849 --> 00:15:27,915
We've bought
the deputies bullets,

451
00:15:27,916 --> 00:15:28,915
like you suggested.

452
00:15:28,917 --> 00:15:30,017
Hi, sergeant.

453
00:15:30,018 --> 00:15:31,385
No, I'm still not interested.

454
00:15:31,386 --> 00:15:32,753
At all.

455
00:15:32,754 --> 00:15:34,054
But this
is Detective Santiago.

456
00:15:34,055 --> 00:15:35,756
She's one of
our top detectives,

457
00:15:35,757 --> 00:15:37,424
and she really wants the job.

458
00:15:37,425 --> 00:15:40,427
I...
Yes.

459
00:15:40,428 --> 00:15:42,830
Can I ask what happened
to the last Captain?

460
00:15:42,831 --> 00:15:44,765
He quit to start
a carpet cleaning business,

461
00:15:44,766 --> 00:15:46,200
because that was better
than being Captain here

462
00:15:46,201 --> 00:15:48,836
because this is the most
boring place on earth.

463
00:15:48,837 --> 00:15:51,806
She doesn't mean that.

464
00:15:51,807 --> 00:15:53,307
It's okay.
It's true.

465
00:15:53,308 --> 00:15:54,900
Gotta be known
for something.

466
00:15:57,112 --> 00:15:58,412
So of all the candidates

467
00:15:58,413 --> 00:15:59,780
that you interviewed today,

468
00:15:59,781 --> 00:16:01,081
who do you think
I should hire?

469
00:16:01,116 --> 00:16:04,952
Well, the interviews
got a little off-track.

470
00:16:04,986 --> 00:16:07,122
But I'd go with Simon Walker.

471
00:16:07,156 --> 00:16:08,790
Computer science degree,
worked for the board of ed

472
00:16:08,791 --> 00:16:09,791
for ten years.

473
00:16:09,792 --> 00:16:10,959
That guy?
No way.

474
00:16:10,960 --> 00:16:12,494
He yelled at me
when I asked him

475
00:16:12,495 --> 00:16:14,963
the same question about Jay-Z
three times in a row.

476
00:16:14,997 --> 00:16:16,264
Why does that matter?

477
00:16:16,265 --> 00:16:18,066
Because whoever
takes this I.T. Job

478
00:16:18,067 --> 00:16:19,534
is gonna have
to deal with Hitchcock

479
00:16:19,535 --> 00:16:21,502
asking how to log in
to his email

480
00:16:21,503 --> 00:16:23,570
every single day
forever.

481
00:16:23,571 --> 00:16:25,406
How do you think
Professor short fuse

482
00:16:25,407 --> 00:16:26,432
is gonna handle that?

483
00:16:26,442 --> 00:16:28,176
Fine, what about this guy?

484
00:16:28,210 --> 00:16:31,079
Mm, no.
He was scared of everything.

485
00:16:31,080 --> 00:16:34,816
Do you remember Rosa's reaction
last time the printer jammed?

486
00:16:39,421 --> 00:16:41,422
I'll pay for that.

487
00:16:41,423 --> 00:16:44,124
Fine, what was with
the flossing?

488
00:16:44,159 --> 00:16:47,327
Mm, a precinct is a pretty
gross place, ter-bear.

489
00:16:47,328 --> 00:16:50,464
There's blood, wounds,
Scully's feet.

490
00:16:50,465 --> 00:16:52,032
You need a strong stomach,

491
00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:53,901
and that lady
did not have one.

492
00:16:53,935 --> 00:16:56,504
Plus, we already have
the perfect candidate already:

493
00:16:56,505 --> 00:16:57,972
Savant.

494
00:16:57,973 --> 00:16:59,465
That punk who hacked us?

495
00:16:59,475 --> 00:17:00,909
Precisely.

496
00:17:00,910 --> 00:17:03,879
Captain,
turn your greatest weakness

497
00:17:03,880 --> 00:17:05,213
into your greatest strength,

498
00:17:05,214 --> 00:17:07,882
like Paris Hilton
re: Her sex tape.

499
00:17:07,883 --> 00:17:08,849
Get to the point.

500
00:17:08,850 --> 00:17:11,152
Savant tore our walls down,

501
00:17:11,153 --> 00:17:13,187
but he can build them
back up,

502
00:17:13,188 --> 00:17:15,289
taller and thicker
than ever.

503
00:17:15,323 --> 00:17:17,441
But how can we be sure
he won't turn on us?

504
00:17:17,459 --> 00:17:19,060
His mom ratted him out,

505
00:17:19,061 --> 00:17:21,630
so I bet he'd love
a steady paycheck

506
00:17:21,631 --> 00:17:23,499
to get out of
that snitch's house.

507
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,868
If I had a mic right now,

508
00:17:25,869 --> 00:17:28,327
I'd drop it.

509
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:31,539
There we have it.

510
00:17:33,109 --> 00:17:35,310
And here's the file
you wanted.

511
00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:38,914
Well, it's hard to believe
I'm gonna say this,

512
00:17:38,915 --> 00:17:41,150
because I've spent most
of my adult life hating you

513
00:17:41,151 --> 00:17:43,018
and everything
you stand for, but...

514
00:17:43,019 --> 00:17:44,219
Thanks.

515
00:17:44,254 --> 00:17:47,289
I'm not gonna lie,
my therapist

516
00:17:47,290 --> 00:17:48,891
is gonna be
very proud of me.

517
00:17:48,925 --> 00:17:50,259
That's weird.

518
00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:51,393
Any reason you can think of
one of your guys

519
00:17:51,394 --> 00:17:52,527
would've
forced this cabinet open

520
00:17:52,528 --> 00:17:53,528
while they
were putting the fire out?

521
00:17:53,529 --> 00:17:55,163
No, no.
I can't.

522
00:17:55,197 --> 00:17:58,300
Looks like it was jimmied open
with a crowbar.

523
00:17:58,301 --> 00:18:01,035
Oh, my God.
I know who did it.

524
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:03,037
Come on, I'll explain it
on the way down.

525
00:18:03,072 --> 00:18:04,906
Wait, wait, wait.

526
00:18:04,907 --> 00:18:06,508
I can't believe
I'm offering this to a cop,

527
00:18:06,509 --> 00:18:08,443
but...

528
00:18:08,444 --> 00:18:09,945
Do you want
to take the pole down?

529
00:18:09,946 --> 00:18:11,537
Oh, my God, yes.

530
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,450
Whee!

531
00:18:14,451 --> 00:18:16,318
Let justice be served.

532
00:18:16,319 --> 00:18:17,920
- Did you get it?
- Uh-huh. My turn?

533
00:18:17,921 --> 00:18:19,521
Nope. No time.

534
00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:25,260
Whoo!

535
00:18:28,044 --> 00:18:30,012
We know you burned down
Sal's, gino.

536
00:18:30,046 --> 00:18:32,214
You hated him because his pizza
was better than yours.

537
00:18:32,248 --> 00:18:33,882
That's not true.

538
00:18:33,883 --> 00:18:35,317
Gino's pizza's
always been the tastiest.

539
00:18:35,352 --> 00:18:36,652
Wrong.

540
00:18:36,653 --> 00:18:37,920
According to Boyle's
email blast,

541
00:18:37,921 --> 00:18:39,355
it was downright lousy before.

542
00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:40,457
That's what made it
so suspicious

543
00:18:40,458 --> 00:18:41,992
when he suddenly loved it.

544
00:18:41,993 --> 00:18:45,028
Much better than last time.

545
00:18:46,296 --> 00:18:47,596
The crust was charred,

546
00:18:47,597 --> 00:18:49,498
the cheese was stringy
and flavorless,

547
00:18:49,499 --> 00:18:50,666
but the sauce.

548
00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:53,135
Oh, Marone, the sauce.

549
00:18:53,136 --> 00:18:54,169
Continue.

550
00:18:54,170 --> 00:18:55,370
And that was your mistake.

551
00:18:55,371 --> 00:18:56,671
You didn't
just burn Sal's down,

552
00:18:56,672 --> 00:18:59,040
you also stole
his secret sauce recipe.

553
00:18:59,041 --> 00:19:00,909
Here's a picture

554
00:19:00,910 --> 00:19:03,011
of the cabinet in which
said recipe was held.

555
00:19:03,012 --> 00:19:04,423
Busted open with a crowbar.

556
00:19:04,447 --> 00:19:06,014
Look familiar?

557
00:19:06,015 --> 00:19:08,350
Also, your so-called
motivational speech

558
00:19:08,351 --> 00:19:10,386
down at the prison
ended at 5:00 P.M.,

559
00:19:10,387 --> 00:19:12,188
leaving you plenty of time
to get back to Sal's

560
00:19:12,189 --> 00:19:13,689
and burn it to the ground.

561
00:19:13,724 --> 00:19:16,292
So I guess there's only
one thing left to say.

562
00:19:16,327 --> 00:19:18,394
Gino Bianucci,
you're under arrest...

563
00:19:18,395 --> 00:19:19,963
- Excuse me. No.
- Do you mind?

564
00:19:19,964 --> 00:19:21,564
This is my collar...
I think I can handle this.

565
00:19:21,565 --> 00:19:22,999
If I'm not wrong.

566
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,001
Yeah, but I actually
did all the work.

567
00:19:25,002 --> 00:19:26,503
See, I knew you would...
You know what? Fine.

568
00:19:26,537 --> 00:19:28,171
Go ahead, I don't care.

569
00:19:28,172 --> 00:19:29,615
Gino Bianucci, you're
under arrest for arson. Yes!

570
00:19:29,640 --> 00:19:30,640
- Said it first.
- Real mature.

571
00:19:30,641 --> 00:19:31,942
Very mature.

572
00:19:31,943 --> 00:19:33,477
Off we go.

573
00:19:33,511 --> 00:19:37,247
So what'd you think
of Ropesburg?

574
00:19:37,248 --> 00:19:40,283
It's, uh... quaint.

575
00:19:40,284 --> 00:19:42,085
It's whack,
and you know it.

576
00:19:42,086 --> 00:19:45,221
Their number-one crime
is tricycle theft.

577
00:19:45,222 --> 00:19:46,989
There's a bakery
attached to the precinct.

578
00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:48,257
Come on, Santiago.

579
00:19:48,258 --> 00:19:50,026
You never would've
taken that job,

580
00:19:50,027 --> 00:19:51,995
so why'd you even care
that they offered it to me?

581
00:19:51,996 --> 00:19:54,731
I can't help it.
I'm competitive.

582
00:19:54,732 --> 00:19:57,034
I have seven brothers,
and I was the only girl.

583
00:19:57,035 --> 00:19:59,169
I always had to fight
for a place at the table.

584
00:19:59,203 --> 00:20:01,737
Well, you're not the only girl
at the table anymore.

585
00:20:01,738 --> 00:20:04,072
We work in a police force
full of dudes.

586
00:20:04,073 --> 00:20:05,593
We gotta have
each other's backs, okay?

587
00:20:07,242 --> 00:20:08,309
You saying you have my back?

588
00:20:08,343 --> 00:20:10,010
Yeah, I got your back.

589
00:20:10,011 --> 00:20:11,378
Don't smile.
I'm still mad at you.

590
00:20:11,413 --> 00:20:12,980
I thought we were
having a moment.

591
00:20:12,981 --> 00:20:14,448
Moment's over.
Shut up.

592
00:20:15,650 --> 00:20:16,662
Hey, sarge.

593
00:20:16,685 --> 00:20:18,519
He made my computer smarter.

594
00:20:18,553 --> 00:20:20,521
All I have to do
is put my thumb on that thing,

595
00:20:20,522 --> 00:20:22,290
and it opens up
all my electric mails.

596
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:25,660
You seem real smart, man.

597
00:20:25,661 --> 00:20:27,996
Oh, and look,
and you play with toys.

598
00:20:27,997 --> 00:20:31,031
Savant, you're part
of the nine-nine now.

599
00:20:31,032 --> 00:20:32,299
We look after each other.

600
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:33,367
Hey, ball,

601
00:20:33,401 --> 00:20:35,469
if savant
was to do anything

602
00:20:35,470 --> 00:20:38,309
to harm this precinct,
would I destroy him?

603
00:20:40,175 --> 00:20:43,311
Answer uncertain.
Try again.

604
00:20:44,981 --> 00:20:47,248
Peralta, fire marshal Boone
just called.

605
00:20:47,282 --> 00:20:49,250
He told me you should
check your drawer?

606
00:20:52,021 --> 00:20:54,656
Oh, look at that.

607
00:20:54,657 --> 00:20:57,058
I've been booned.

608
00:20:57,059 --> 00:20:58,326
Well, the joke's on him,

609
00:20:58,327 --> 00:20:59,741
because I was out
of shaving cream.

610
00:20:59,742 --> 00:21:02,798
I see we are once again at war
with the fire department.

611
00:21:02,799 --> 00:21:04,205
You are not to retaliate.

612
00:21:04,206 --> 00:21:05,726
Oh, I wouldn't dream
of it, sir.

613
00:21:05,727 --> 00:21:08,606
In fact, I'm gonna send over
a little peace offering:

614
00:21:08,607 --> 00:21:10,806
Some of Sal's famous sauce.

615
00:21:10,807 --> 00:21:11,806
Now, Boyle!

616
00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,185
Fire! Fire! Fire!

617
00:21:17,113 --> 00:21:18,939
Pleasure working
with you, Boone.

618
00:21:18,940 --> 00:21:20,379
Run, Charles!

619
00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:25,395
Come on... whoa!
Get that guy!

620
00:21:25,396 --> 00:21:29,340
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