1 00:00:01,850 --> 00:00:03,098 Happy Turkey Day. 2 00:00:03,224 --> 00:00:04,808 Yes! Right out of the gate. 3 00:00:04,934 --> 00:00:06,391 What? What's going on? 4 00:00:06,516 --> 00:00:08,099 We're playing Boyle Bingo, 5 00:00:06,516 --> 00:00:08,099 Thanksgiving edition. 6 00:00:08,224 --> 00:00:09,516 Everyone filled out their cards 7 00:00:09,641 --> 00:00:11,474 with possible 8 00:00:09,641 --> 00:00:11,474 Charles-related scenarios. 9 00:00:11,600 --> 00:00:12,934 First to bingo gets 100 bucks. 10 00:00:13,059 --> 00:00:14,683 I had "Boyle calls it 11 00:00:13,059 --> 00:00:14,683 'Turkey Day'" 12 00:00:14,808 --> 00:00:16,349 in the center square. 13 00:00:17,266 --> 00:00:18,767 "Boyle explains 14 00:00:17,266 --> 00:00:18,767 they ate lobsters 15 00:00:18,892 --> 00:00:20,059 at the first Thanksgiving." 16 00:00:20,182 --> 00:00:21,391 They did. Back in that time, 17 00:00:21,516 --> 00:00:22,850 they called lobsters 18 00:00:21,516 --> 00:00:22,850 "ocean bugs." 19 00:00:22,975 --> 00:00:24,140 I'll just mark it off for you. 20 00:00:24,266 --> 00:00:25,600 I think got the winning 21 00:00:24,266 --> 00:00:25,600 card here. 22 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:27,224 Boyle tells us 23 00:00:25,725 --> 00:00:27,224 that he played Pocahontas 24 00:00:27,349 --> 00:00:28,307 in his third-grade play. 25 00:00:28,433 --> 00:00:29,641 All the girls were too big. 26 00:00:29,767 --> 00:00:31,017 This is a fun one... 27 00:00:31,140 --> 00:00:32,474 "Boyle says, 'gobble, 28 00:00:31,140 --> 00:00:32,474 gobble, gobble.'" 29 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,516 Now that I know 30 00:00:32,600 --> 00:00:34,516 you want me to say that, 31 00:00:34,641 --> 00:00:36,474 I'll just say it 32 00:00:34,641 --> 00:00:36,474 with two gobbles. 33 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:37,683 Gobble, gobble... 34 00:00:38,725 --> 00:00:41,349 Gobble. God, it just 35 00:00:38,725 --> 00:00:41,349 sounds right that way. 36 00:00:41,474 --> 00:00:43,017 Ugh. I don't like this game. 37 00:00:43,140 --> 00:00:44,975 Ha! "Boyle objects 38 00:00:43,140 --> 00:00:44,975 to Boyle Bingo." 39 00:00:45,098 --> 00:00:46,600 Come on, guys. 40 00:00:46,725 --> 00:00:48,558 Boyle says, "Come on, guys." 41 00:00:46,725 --> 00:00:48,558 That's two for Terry. 42 00:00:48,683 --> 00:00:50,934 Well, guess what. 43 00:00:48,683 --> 00:00:50,934 I can spoil your little game 44 00:00:51,058 --> 00:00:54,099 by sitting over here quietly 45 00:00:51,058 --> 00:00:54,099 all day and doing nothing. 46 00:00:54,224 --> 00:00:56,017 Oh! Aah! 47 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,892 Anybody have 48 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,892 "Boyle falls on the floor"? 49 00:00:58,017 --> 00:00:59,182 No one? 50 00:00:59,307 --> 00:01:00,433 That's a victory. 51 00:01:00,558 --> 00:01:02,391 That's a victory for Boyle. 52 00:01:00,558 --> 00:01:02,391 Boom! 53 00:01:02,516 --> 00:01:03,808 Boyle says, "Boom!" 54 00:01:23,767 --> 00:01:25,600 Check it out, 55 00:01:23,767 --> 00:01:25,600 chair jockeys. 56 00:01:25,725 --> 00:01:28,516 While you were busy tickling 57 00:01:25,725 --> 00:01:28,516 the ivories on your computers, 58 00:01:28,641 --> 00:01:32,140 I was doing a bust. Cocaine! 59 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:35,391 Thanks, Lucius. 60 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:35,391 He ran, I pursued. 61 00:01:35,516 --> 00:01:37,975 Whole thing turned 62 00:01:35,516 --> 00:01:37,975 into an awesome car chase. 63 00:01:39,349 --> 00:01:40,391 Aah. 64 00:01:40,516 --> 00:01:41,892 NYPD! 65 00:01:46,307 --> 00:01:48,641 - Come on! Move, move! 66 00:01:48,767 --> 00:01:51,808 Hey, there, criminal. 67 00:01:48,767 --> 00:01:51,808 It's me, Johnny law. 68 00:01:51,934 --> 00:01:53,224 Well, at least 69 00:01:51,934 --> 00:01:53,224 you're done early, 70 00:01:53,349 --> 00:01:54,767 so you have time 71 00:01:53,349 --> 00:01:54,767 to go home and change 72 00:01:54,892 --> 00:01:56,224 for my Thanksgiving dinner. 73 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:57,975 Why do we have to dress up 74 00:01:56,349 --> 00:01:57,975 for Thanksgiving? 75 00:01:58,099 --> 00:02:00,058 I don't even celebrate 76 00:01:58,099 --> 00:02:00,058 that stuff. 77 00:02:00,182 --> 00:02:01,850 The whole holiday 78 00:02:00,182 --> 00:02:01,850 is based on overeating. 79 00:02:01,975 --> 00:02:03,892 We should be wearing 80 00:02:01,975 --> 00:02:03,892 velvet track suits and diapers. 81 00:02:04,016 --> 00:02:05,433 Jacket and tie. 82 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:07,349 Rosa's even wearing 83 00:02:05,558 --> 00:02:07,349 her formal leather jacket. 84 00:02:07,474 --> 00:02:08,892 It's the one without any blood 85 00:02:07,474 --> 00:02:08,892 on it. 86 00:02:09,016 --> 00:02:10,767 You're gonna dress up, 87 00:02:10,892 --> 00:02:12,516 and you're gonna give a toast 88 00:02:10,892 --> 00:02:12,516 about what you're thankful for. 89 00:02:12,641 --> 00:02:13,850 Start preparing. 90 00:02:13,974 --> 00:02:15,892 Oh, I prefer not 91 00:02:13,974 --> 00:02:15,892 to prepare for my toasts. 92 00:02:16,016 --> 00:02:17,433 I just wing 'em like scat jazz. 93 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,016 - Are we singing? 94 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:22,016 - No, no, no. 95 00:02:22,140 --> 00:02:26,808 That's nice. 96 00:02:26,934 --> 00:02:28,767 - You don't have to... 97 00:02:28,892 --> 00:02:31,600 I'm not dressing up 98 00:02:28,892 --> 00:02:31,600 for your party. 99 00:02:33,725 --> 00:02:35,767 Damn it, Boyle. 100 00:02:33,725 --> 00:02:35,767 You left the fridge open. 101 00:02:35,892 --> 00:02:38,182 The door couldn't shut 102 00:02:35,892 --> 00:02:38,182 because of your empty pizza box. 103 00:02:38,307 --> 00:02:39,934 Pizza? Please. 104 00:02:40,058 --> 00:02:41,808 This is a butternut squash 105 00:02:40,058 --> 00:02:41,808 and truffle butter flatbread. 106 00:02:41,934 --> 00:02:44,892 Everything's spoiled. 107 00:02:41,934 --> 00:02:44,892 My lunch is ruined... 108 00:02:45,016 --> 00:02:50,016 My chicken, my potatoes, 109 00:02:45,016 --> 00:02:50,016 my pasta, my meatballs, 110 00:02:50,140 --> 00:02:52,767 ham, my yogurt. 111 00:02:52,892 --> 00:02:54,850 - Oh, that's a lot of yogurt. 112 00:02:52,892 --> 00:02:54,850 - I love yogurt. 113 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:57,433 So this is your lunch 114 00:02:54,974 --> 00:02:57,433 for, like, the month? 115 00:02:57,558 --> 00:03:00,767 I need to eat 10,000 calories 116 00:02:57,558 --> 00:03:00,767 a day to maintain muscle mass. 117 00:03:00,892 --> 00:03:02,058 My wife made me all of this 118 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,641 before she left town 119 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,641 with the kids. 120 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:06,058 That was everything 121 00:03:03,767 --> 00:03:06,058 in my fridge. 122 00:03:06,182 --> 00:03:07,516 Scully. 123 00:03:07,641 --> 00:03:08,933 - Hey, Sarge. 124 00:03:07,641 --> 00:03:08,933 - I know you got a secret stash 125 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:10,307 - of food hidden somewhere. 126 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:10,307 - Oh, no. 127 00:03:10,433 --> 00:03:11,683 Where is it? 128 00:03:11,808 --> 00:03:13,058 - No, I don't. 129 00:03:11,808 --> 00:03:13,058 - Is it in your pockets? 130 00:03:13,182 --> 00:03:14,433 Oh, come on. 131 00:03:14,558 --> 00:03:15,808 I'm gonna shake it 132 00:03:14,558 --> 00:03:15,808 out of your pockets. 133 00:03:15,933 --> 00:03:17,433 - Turn around. 134 00:03:15,933 --> 00:03:17,433 - Sarge. 135 00:03:17,558 --> 00:03:20,224 - Sarge! 136 00:03:17,558 --> 00:03:20,224 - Go limp, Scully. 137 00:03:20,349 --> 00:03:24,474 This is fun. 138 00:03:20,349 --> 00:03:24,474 - Release your sweets. 139 00:03:28,266 --> 00:03:29,683 Can I help you, Santiago? 140 00:03:29,808 --> 00:03:32,641 Oh, Captain, I didn't expect 141 00:03:29,808 --> 00:03:32,641 to see you there. 142 00:03:32,767 --> 00:03:34,266 In my office? 143 00:03:34,391 --> 00:03:36,140 So I just wanted 144 00:03:34,391 --> 00:03:36,140 to make sure you knew 145 00:03:36,266 --> 00:03:37,474 about the Thanksgiving dinner 146 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,016 I'm hosting for the squad 147 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:39,016 after work. 148 00:03:39,140 --> 00:03:40,349 Yes, I received 149 00:03:40,474 --> 00:03:42,933 your "Save the Date" 150 00:03:40,474 --> 00:03:42,933 decorative gourd, 151 00:03:43,058 --> 00:03:45,808 your ornamental cornucopia, 152 00:03:45,933 --> 00:03:47,683 and this beautiful 153 00:03:45,933 --> 00:03:47,683 handcrafted card 154 00:03:47,808 --> 00:03:49,224 of a turkey wearing a top hat. 155 00:03:49,349 --> 00:03:50,767 It's a pilgrim's hat. 156 00:03:50,891 --> 00:03:52,391 Where's the buckle, Santiago? 157 00:03:52,516 --> 00:03:53,767 The buckle. 158 00:03:53,891 --> 00:03:55,891 My husband's 159 00:03:53,891 --> 00:03:55,891 out of town for work, 160 00:03:56,016 --> 00:03:58,058 so of course I will attend 161 00:03:56,016 --> 00:03:58,058 your dinner. 162 00:03:58,182 --> 00:04:00,600 Cool. Whatever. 163 00:04:00,725 --> 00:04:03,808 Yeah, don't worry about it, 164 00:04:00,725 --> 00:04:03,808 either way. It's not a big deal. 165 00:04:06,058 --> 00:04:07,933 - Yes! 166 00:04:06,058 --> 00:04:07,933 - Why so excited? 167 00:04:08,058 --> 00:04:10,433 Did you make the cover of 168 00:04:08,058 --> 00:04:10,433 Hair Pulled Back magazine? 169 00:04:10,558 --> 00:04:13,099 The captain is coming 170 00:04:10,558 --> 00:04:13,099 to my party. 171 00:04:13,224 --> 00:04:14,808 I'm gonna give a toast, 172 00:04:14,933 --> 00:04:17,224 tell him how thankful I am 173 00:04:14,933 --> 00:04:17,224 to have him in the precinct, 174 00:04:17,349 --> 00:04:19,182 and officially ask 175 00:04:17,349 --> 00:04:19,182 him to be mentor. 176 00:04:19,307 --> 00:04:20,933 Wait, are you only 177 00:04:19,307 --> 00:04:20,933 hosting dinner 178 00:04:21,058 --> 00:04:22,891 because you want 179 00:04:21,058 --> 00:04:22,891 to suck up to Holt? 180 00:04:23,016 --> 00:04:26,140 Not cool. This was supposed 181 00:04:23,016 --> 00:04:26,140 to be about friendship. 182 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,725 You said you were only coming 183 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:28,725 to see if my apartment 184 00:04:28,849 --> 00:04:30,307 was the reason I was single 185 00:04:30,433 --> 00:04:32,140 or if it was my personality, 186 00:04:30,433 --> 00:04:32,140 like you suspected. 187 00:04:32,266 --> 00:04:33,725 Yeah, but that was before I knew 188 00:04:33,849 --> 00:04:35,391 I could get up 189 00:04:33,849 --> 00:04:35,391 on this high horse. 190 00:04:35,516 --> 00:04:37,224 Love the view up here. 191 00:04:37,349 --> 00:04:40,099 Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop. 192 00:04:41,600 --> 00:04:43,058 Same to you, your honor. 193 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:45,600 - What judge were you talking to? 194 00:04:43,182 --> 00:04:45,600 - That was my mother. 195 00:04:45,725 --> 00:04:47,140 You call your mom "your honor"? 196 00:04:47,266 --> 00:04:48,974 She's a federal judge 197 00:04:47,266 --> 00:04:48,974 in the ninth circuit. 198 00:04:49,099 --> 00:04:51,224 - What else would I call her? 199 00:04:49,099 --> 00:04:51,224 - Okay. 200 00:04:51,349 --> 00:04:53,974 Captain, paperwork is all done 201 00:04:51,349 --> 00:04:53,974 on that drug bust. 202 00:04:54,099 --> 00:04:55,224 What else you got for me? 203 00:04:55,349 --> 00:04:57,058 Nothing. 204 00:04:55,349 --> 00:04:57,058 All open cases are assigned. 205 00:04:57,182 --> 00:04:59,683 There's got to be something 206 00:04:57,182 --> 00:04:59,683 I can investigate. 207 00:04:59,807 --> 00:05:01,058 No, there's nothing. 208 00:05:01,182 --> 00:05:02,600 When there's nothing, 209 00:05:01,182 --> 00:05:02,600 there's nothing. 210 00:05:02,725 --> 00:05:04,974 What can ya... 211 00:05:02,725 --> 00:05:04,974 Whoa! Who did that? 212 00:05:05,099 --> 00:05:06,433 Don't worry, sir. 213 00:05:06,558 --> 00:05:07,974 I will stay here all night 214 00:05:06,558 --> 00:05:07,974 figuring this out. 215 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:09,641 I know what 216 00:05:08,099 --> 00:05:09,641 you're up to here, Peralta. 217 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,349 Damn straight, 218 00:05:09,767 --> 00:05:11,349 I'm trying to catch 219 00:05:11,474 --> 00:05:13,058 the mad paper scatterer. 220 00:05:13,224 --> 00:05:15,433 You want an excuse to skip 221 00:05:13,224 --> 00:05:15,433 Santiago's Thanksgiving dinner 222 00:05:15,558 --> 00:05:16,725 because for some reason, 223 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:17,933 you refuse to celebrate 224 00:05:16,849 --> 00:05:17,933 this holiday 225 00:05:18,058 --> 00:05:18,974 like a normal person. 226 00:05:19,099 --> 00:05:20,140 Fine. You're right. 227 00:05:20,266 --> 00:05:21,849 I wanna do what I do every year, 228 00:05:21,974 --> 00:05:24,099 sit at home, watch football, 229 00:05:21,974 --> 00:05:24,099 and eat mayo nut spoonsies. 230 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:26,767 Those are spoonfuls of mayo, 231 00:05:24,224 --> 00:05:26,767 sprinkled with peanuts. 232 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:27,933 That's revolting. 233 00:05:28,058 --> 00:05:29,391 Maybe so, 234 00:05:28,058 --> 00:05:29,391 but it's what I invented 235 00:05:29,516 --> 00:05:31,058 when I was six 236 00:05:29,516 --> 00:05:31,058 because my mom was working, 237 00:05:31,182 --> 00:05:32,807 so I had to make dinner 238 00:05:31,182 --> 00:05:32,807 for myself. 239 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:34,140 My sad story trumps your insult. 240 00:05:34,266 --> 00:05:35,891 Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake! 241 00:05:36,016 --> 00:05:37,600 Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake! 242 00:05:37,725 --> 00:05:38,725 Thank you, Boyle. 243 00:05:38,849 --> 00:05:40,307 If a case opens up, it's yours. 244 00:05:40,433 --> 00:05:42,474 But if not, 245 00:05:40,433 --> 00:05:42,474 you will be at Santiago's 246 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,016 as a professional courtesy. 247 00:05:42,600 --> 00:05:45,016 Dismissed. 248 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:47,474 From what? 249 00:05:45,140 --> 00:05:47,474 I thought we were just chatting. 250 00:05:48,516 --> 00:05:50,974 We never chat anymore! 251 00:05:52,933 --> 00:05:54,266 Oh, my god, Amy, that's so cool 252 00:05:54,391 --> 00:05:56,016 that you still live 253 00:05:54,391 --> 00:05:56,016 with your grandmother. 254 00:05:56,140 --> 00:06:00,474 I live alone. This is my stuff. 255 00:05:56,140 --> 00:06:00,474 I like quilts. 256 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,600 Stop. Each sentence 257 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:02,600 is getting sadder. 258 00:06:02,725 --> 00:06:04,683 It looks like you live 259 00:06:02,725 --> 00:06:04,683 on the set of Murder, She Wrote. 260 00:06:04,807 --> 00:06:07,725 Well, I gotta say, it's not 261 00:06:04,807 --> 00:06:07,725 as bad as I thought it would be. 262 00:06:07,849 --> 00:06:09,098 The football game's not on, 263 00:06:09,224 --> 00:06:10,558 so I can still watch it 264 00:06:09,224 --> 00:06:10,558 later at home. 265 00:06:10,683 --> 00:06:12,349 And it's kind of cool 266 00:06:10,683 --> 00:06:12,349 to visit a time 267 00:06:12,474 --> 00:06:13,974 before electricity was invented. 268 00:06:14,098 --> 00:06:15,433 I have to practice my toast. 269 00:06:15,558 --> 00:06:17,516 - God, how long is that? 270 00:06:15,558 --> 00:06:17,516 - Eight pages. 271 00:06:17,641 --> 00:06:19,098 - Single-spaced? 272 00:06:17,641 --> 00:06:19,098 - Double-sided. 273 00:06:19,224 --> 00:06:20,516 - Santiago style. 274 00:06:19,224 --> 00:06:20,516 - Mm-hmm. 275 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:22,891 Hey, excuse me. 276 00:06:20,641 --> 00:06:22,891 Can we please eat? 277 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:25,266 My body is starting 278 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:25,266 to digest itself. 279 00:06:25,391 --> 00:06:27,140 Terry needs nutrients. 280 00:06:27,266 --> 00:06:29,724 No eating until the captain 281 00:06:27,266 --> 00:06:29,724 gets here, okay? 282 00:06:29,849 --> 00:06:31,433 - Sorry. 283 00:06:29,849 --> 00:06:31,433 - Don't apologize. 284 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,558 I'd rather spend Thanksgiving 285 00:06:31,558 --> 00:06:33,558 at your house 286 00:06:33,683 --> 00:06:35,349 than with my sister. 287 00:06:35,474 --> 00:06:37,891 "Things you find at the beach." 288 00:06:35,474 --> 00:06:37,891 For s, I had seagull. 289 00:06:38,016 --> 00:06:39,516 Good one, Diana! 290 00:06:39,641 --> 00:06:41,600 - Ice cream break. 291 00:06:39,641 --> 00:06:41,600 Yay! 292 00:06:41,724 --> 00:06:42,724 Yay. 293 00:06:42,849 --> 00:06:44,766 It's so pleasant and boring. 294 00:06:44,891 --> 00:06:47,058 But Holt at your house, 295 00:06:44,891 --> 00:06:47,058 surrounded by these idiots, 296 00:06:47,182 --> 00:06:49,224 guaranteed train wreck. 297 00:06:47,182 --> 00:06:49,224 Thanks for the invite. 298 00:06:50,391 --> 00:06:52,140 He's here! Okay, he's here. 299 00:06:52,266 --> 00:06:54,724 Everybody, be cool. Hitchcock, 300 00:06:52,266 --> 00:06:54,724 why do you have your shirt off? 301 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:57,474 Can't spill food on your shirt 302 00:06:54,849 --> 00:06:57,474 if you're not wearing one. 303 00:06:57,600 --> 00:06:58,891 What... 304 00:07:00,474 --> 00:07:02,182 - Captain Holt. 305 00:07:00,474 --> 00:07:02,182 - Happy Thanksgiving. 306 00:07:02,307 --> 00:07:04,140 Your apartment 307 00:07:02,307 --> 00:07:04,140 was very easy to locate. 308 00:07:04,266 --> 00:07:07,474 Thank you so much. 309 00:07:04,266 --> 00:07:07,474 You look beautiful. 310 00:07:09,433 --> 00:07:12,682 Weirdest conversation ever. 311 00:07:09,433 --> 00:07:12,682 Nice work, you two. 312 00:07:13,849 --> 00:07:15,849 Before we eat, 313 00:07:13,849 --> 00:07:15,849 I'd like everyone to go around 314 00:07:15,974 --> 00:07:18,307 and say what 315 00:07:15,974 --> 00:07:18,307 they're thankful for this year. 316 00:07:18,433 --> 00:07:20,182 Fine, I'll go first. 317 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:23,641 I am thankful that Thanksgiving 318 00:07:20,307 --> 00:07:23,641 only comes once a year. 319 00:07:23,766 --> 00:07:25,974 People stuff themselves, 320 00:07:23,766 --> 00:07:25,974 and then at midnight, 321 00:07:26,099 --> 00:07:29,266 they run to appliance stores 322 00:07:26,099 --> 00:07:29,266 and trample each other to death. 323 00:07:30,016 --> 00:07:32,266 It's a garbage holiday. 324 00:07:32,391 --> 00:07:33,724 I'm sorry, I just get emotional 325 00:07:33,849 --> 00:07:36,641 when I talk about how bogus 326 00:07:33,849 --> 00:07:36,641 Thanksgiving is. 327 00:07:36,766 --> 00:07:38,058 I'll just go. 328 00:07:38,182 --> 00:07:39,891 I actually prepared 329 00:07:38,182 --> 00:07:39,891 a little something. 330 00:07:40,016 --> 00:07:41,307 You did? 331 00:07:41,433 --> 00:07:42,640 When I was a little girl, 332 00:07:41,433 --> 00:07:42,640 playing cops and... 333 00:07:42,766 --> 00:07:44,807 - Excuse me. 334 00:07:44,933 --> 00:07:46,766 - Continue, Santiago. 335 00:07:44,933 --> 00:07:46,766 - I could wait. 336 00:07:46,891 --> 00:07:48,766 No waiting, just toasting. 337 00:07:46,891 --> 00:07:48,766 I want you to toast. 338 00:07:48,891 --> 00:07:50,558 Now I want to eat toast. 339 00:07:48,891 --> 00:07:50,558 Give me some toast! 340 00:07:50,682 --> 00:07:51,974 Okay, 341 00:07:50,682 --> 00:07:51,974 I'll be right there. 342 00:07:52,099 --> 00:07:53,349 I have to head back 343 00:07:52,099 --> 00:07:53,349 to the precinct. 344 00:07:53,474 --> 00:07:54,849 No. Why? 345 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,724 Someone stole $10,000 346 00:07:54,974 --> 00:07:56,724 from the evidence lockup. 347 00:07:56,849 --> 00:07:58,224 Yes! Oh, awesome. 348 00:07:58,349 --> 00:08:00,016 - Why is that awesome? 349 00:07:58,349 --> 00:08:00,016 - It's a case. 350 00:08:00,182 --> 00:08:02,140 You said I could hop 351 00:08:00,182 --> 00:08:02,140 on any case that came up. 352 00:08:02,266 --> 00:08:03,807 It's a Thanksgiving miracle. 353 00:08:04,807 --> 00:08:07,016 Have fun, you guys. Let's roll! 354 00:08:09,849 --> 00:08:12,224 You'd think money would be safe 355 00:08:09,849 --> 00:08:12,224 in a police station. 356 00:08:12,349 --> 00:08:13,766 I hear that. 357 00:08:13,891 --> 00:08:15,600 Remember when Santiago 358 00:08:13,891 --> 00:08:15,600 called you "beautiful"? 359 00:08:15,724 --> 00:08:17,140 Yes, that was odd. 360 00:08:17,266 --> 00:08:19,140 We need to get this money back, 361 00:08:17,266 --> 00:08:19,140 the exact bills, 362 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,891 or the commissioner's office 363 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:21,891 will make our lives hell. 364 00:08:22,016 --> 00:08:23,474 What is this? 365 00:08:23,599 --> 00:08:25,140 Uh, this is Terry dancing. 366 00:08:23,599 --> 00:08:25,140 People do weird stuff 367 00:08:25,266 --> 00:08:26,433 in the evidence lockup 368 00:08:26,558 --> 00:08:28,058 when they think 369 00:08:26,558 --> 00:08:28,058 no one's watching. 370 00:08:28,182 --> 00:08:30,558 Fast forward, fast forward, 371 00:08:28,182 --> 00:08:30,558 fast forward. 372 00:08:30,682 --> 00:08:33,224 Wait, stop. 373 00:08:30,682 --> 00:08:33,224 Okay, so here's our money. 374 00:08:34,140 --> 00:08:35,724 Fast forward. 375 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,307 Hold it, 376 00:08:35,849 --> 00:08:38,307 hold it, go back. 377 00:08:38,433 --> 00:08:41,016 There's our guy. Got him. 378 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:42,766 We should start 379 00:08:41,140 --> 00:08:42,766 by checking all the perps 380 00:08:42,891 --> 00:08:44,433 that were released 381 00:08:42,891 --> 00:08:44,433 from holding today. 382 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,391 - Good idea. 383 00:08:44,558 --> 00:08:46,391 - And if's none of them... 384 00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:49,224 we may miss Santiago's 385 00:08:47,140 --> 00:08:49,224 altogether. 386 00:08:49,349 --> 00:08:50,640 Thanksgiving is dead! 387 00:08:51,433 --> 00:08:54,516 Santiago, can we please, 388 00:08:51,433 --> 00:08:54,516 please just eat? 389 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,724 What if Captain Holt and Jake 390 00:08:54,640 --> 00:08:56,724 are coming back? 391 00:08:56,849 --> 00:08:58,140 Hang on. I have a toast. 392 00:08:59,307 --> 00:09:01,849 I am thankful 393 00:08:59,307 --> 00:09:01,849 to have someone in my life 394 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:04,349 who gives me a reason 395 00:09:01,974 --> 00:09:04,349 to get out of bed every morning. 396 00:09:04,474 --> 00:09:08,266 And I hope that my relationship 397 00:09:04,474 --> 00:09:08,266 with this person 398 00:09:08,391 --> 00:09:11,849 will only grow more intimate. 399 00:09:11,974 --> 00:09:14,099 Who are you talking about? 400 00:09:14,224 --> 00:09:17,266 Um, Hitchcock. 401 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,724 Okay, enough is enough. 402 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:21,724 I'm eating. 403 00:09:26,682 --> 00:09:27,640 What's in these? 404 00:09:27,766 --> 00:09:29,516 Potatoes, butter, a little milk. 405 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,599 And I ran out of salt 406 00:09:29,640 --> 00:09:31,599 so I used baking soda. 407 00:09:31,724 --> 00:09:34,974 Why wouldn't you? 408 00:09:31,724 --> 00:09:34,974 They're both white powders. 409 00:09:35,099 --> 00:09:37,266 Of course 410 00:09:35,099 --> 00:09:37,266 they're interchangeable. 411 00:09:37,391 --> 00:09:38,391 Yeah. 412 00:09:40,433 --> 00:09:42,266 There were two men released 413 00:09:40,433 --> 00:09:42,266 from holding today 414 00:09:42,391 --> 00:09:44,016 who were the same 415 00:09:42,391 --> 00:09:44,016 size as our thief 416 00:09:44,140 --> 00:09:45,433 on the security footage. 417 00:09:45,557 --> 00:09:46,933 Even if it is one of them, 418 00:09:45,557 --> 00:09:46,933 how will we know? 419 00:09:47,058 --> 00:09:48,891 Easy. The guy on the footage 420 00:09:47,058 --> 00:09:48,891 was left-handed. 421 00:09:49,016 --> 00:09:51,349 We just give all of our suspects 422 00:09:49,016 --> 00:09:51,349 some made-up form to sign 423 00:09:51,474 --> 00:09:53,058 and see which hand they use. 424 00:09:53,182 --> 00:09:54,807 All right, amigo. 425 00:09:56,099 --> 00:09:57,349 Punch it. 426 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,724 - Good. Did that. 427 00:10:01,849 --> 00:10:03,140 Now punch it. 428 00:10:04,724 --> 00:10:06,599 Uh-huh. Safety first. 429 00:10:06,724 --> 00:10:07,891 Punch it! 430 00:10:11,182 --> 00:10:13,391 - Now you're just messing with... 431 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:17,599 - Anyone want seconds? 432 00:10:15,266 --> 00:10:17,599 - Can't. I'm stuffed. 433 00:10:17,724 --> 00:10:20,599 Amy, 434 00:10:17,724 --> 00:10:20,599 the toilet's overflowing. 435 00:10:20,724 --> 00:10:23,307 What? Ew! Scully, 436 00:10:20,724 --> 00:10:23,307 what did you do? 437 00:10:23,433 --> 00:10:24,933 And the night gets worse-better. 438 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,933 I didn't do it, 439 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:26,933 although I understand 440 00:10:27,058 --> 00:10:28,016 why you'd suspect me. 441 00:10:28,140 --> 00:10:29,599 Well then who clogged it? 442 00:10:36,182 --> 00:10:38,140 So none of you ate anything? 443 00:10:38,266 --> 00:10:40,016 Terry, you said you ate 444 00:10:38,266 --> 00:10:40,016 the whole turkey. 445 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,599 Toilet. 446 00:10:44,682 --> 00:10:46,891 I ate one string bean. 447 00:10:44,682 --> 00:10:46,891 It tasted like fish vomit. 448 00:10:47,016 --> 00:10:47,974 That was it for me. 449 00:10:48,099 --> 00:10:49,599 But I'm a good cook. 450 00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:51,933 You all ate those brownies 451 00:10:49,724 --> 00:10:51,933 I brought in last week. 452 00:10:52,058 --> 00:10:53,349 I thought they were erasers. 453 00:10:53,473 --> 00:10:55,058 Charles said he loved them. 454 00:10:55,182 --> 00:10:57,391 I'm a textbook people-pleaser. 455 00:10:55,182 --> 00:10:57,391 I have a serious problem. 456 00:10:57,515 --> 00:11:00,391 This was great, though. 457 00:10:57,515 --> 00:11:00,391 You must be so proud. 458 00:11:00,515 --> 00:11:03,557 Yeah, Thanksgiving's over. 459 00:11:00,515 --> 00:11:03,557 Everybody go home. We're just... 460 00:11:03,682 --> 00:11:05,016 We're done hanging out together. 461 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:07,099 I'm not done hanging out. 462 00:11:05,140 --> 00:11:07,099 Let's go to the bar. 463 00:11:07,224 --> 00:11:09,182 They serve food there. 464 00:11:07,224 --> 00:11:09,182 That's a great idea. 465 00:11:09,307 --> 00:11:12,266 Oh, look at that. 466 00:11:09,307 --> 00:11:12,266 "Boyle saves Thanksgiving." 467 00:11:12,391 --> 00:11:14,391 - Does it really say that? 468 00:11:12,391 --> 00:11:14,391 - No. But it does say, 469 00:11:14,515 --> 00:11:17,140 - "Boyle believes obvious lie." 470 00:11:14,515 --> 00:11:17,140 - Dammit. 471 00:11:18,058 --> 00:11:19,599 So what's our strategy here? 472 00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:21,724 I'm thinking we could do 473 00:11:19,724 --> 00:11:21,724 the whole thing in character. 474 00:11:21,849 --> 00:11:23,599 I'll play detective Bart Barley, 475 00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:26,182 tightly wound, 476 00:11:23,724 --> 00:11:26,182 hates violence against animals. 477 00:11:26,307 --> 00:11:28,391 And you're my partner 478 00:11:26,307 --> 00:11:28,391 Gerald Jimes, 479 00:11:28,515 --> 00:11:31,224 a man who solved 480 00:11:28,515 --> 00:11:31,224 every crime but one... 481 00:11:31,349 --> 00:11:32,766 The murder of his wife. 482 00:11:32,891 --> 00:11:35,391 - Peralta, take this seriously. 483 00:11:32,891 --> 00:11:35,391 - I am. 484 00:11:35,515 --> 00:11:37,224 As seriously as you're taking 485 00:11:35,515 --> 00:11:37,224 the search 486 00:11:37,349 --> 00:11:38,849 for the man 487 00:11:37,349 --> 00:11:38,849 who killed Jane Jimes. 488 00:11:38,974 --> 00:11:41,849 Your only clue: 489 00:11:38,974 --> 00:11:41,849 He wore a yellow sweater. 490 00:11:41,974 --> 00:11:45,182 Eh? You're considering it. 491 00:11:41,974 --> 00:11:45,182 Let's get in there. 492 00:11:46,266 --> 00:11:48,098 NYPD! 493 00:11:49,224 --> 00:11:50,349 What's going on? 494 00:11:50,473 --> 00:11:51,766 I'm in the middle 495 00:11:50,473 --> 00:11:51,766 of carving turkey. 496 00:11:51,891 --> 00:11:53,473 I'm vegetarian. 497 00:11:51,891 --> 00:11:53,473 Eating meat is murder. 498 00:11:53,599 --> 00:11:54,974 I hate violence against animals. 499 00:11:55,098 --> 00:11:56,390 Bup, bup, bup, bup. 500 00:11:56,515 --> 00:11:57,640 We overlooked a release form 501 00:11:57,766 --> 00:11:59,182 we were supposed 502 00:11:57,766 --> 00:11:59,182 to have you sign. 503 00:11:59,307 --> 00:12:00,807 We apologize. 504 00:12:02,058 --> 00:12:04,140 Yeah, he's right-handed. 505 00:12:02,058 --> 00:12:04,140 Let's go. 506 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:07,473 Look out, 507 00:12:04,266 --> 00:12:07,473 bad guys, it's Barley and Jimes. 508 00:12:07,599 --> 00:12:09,933 Barley and Jimes are 509 00:12:07,599 --> 00:12:09,933 on the case. 510 00:12:10,058 --> 00:12:12,473 Please refrain from make-believe 511 00:12:10,058 --> 00:12:12,473 this time. 512 00:12:12,599 --> 00:12:15,016 - Fine. 513 00:12:15,140 --> 00:12:16,933 Good evening, ma'am. NYPD. 514 00:12:17,058 --> 00:12:18,640 Barley and Jimes. 515 00:12:18,766 --> 00:12:21,974 - We're looking for Donny Romano. 516 00:12:18,766 --> 00:12:21,974 - Ugh. Come in. 517 00:12:22,098 --> 00:12:23,766 Donny, what'd you do? 518 00:12:23,891 --> 00:12:24,807 Cops are here. 519 00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:28,224 Aw. What do you guys want? 520 00:12:28,349 --> 00:12:30,098 Sorry to bother you, sir, 521 00:12:28,349 --> 00:12:30,098 my partner here forgot 522 00:12:30,224 --> 00:12:31,473 about a form we need you 523 00:12:30,224 --> 00:12:31,473 to sign. 524 00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:33,140 What's happening, Donny? 525 00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:33,140 What'd you do? 526 00:12:33,266 --> 00:12:35,599 I didn't do anything. 527 00:12:33,266 --> 00:12:35,599 It's not my fault. 528 00:12:35,724 --> 00:12:37,390 Same old story. 529 00:12:35,724 --> 00:12:37,390 It's never you, is it? 530 00:12:37,515 --> 00:12:38,849 What did Donny do? 531 00:12:38,974 --> 00:12:40,224 I swear, Ma, 532 00:12:38,974 --> 00:12:40,224 I don't know what this is about. 533 00:12:40,348 --> 00:12:41,807 Why won't you ever believe me? 534 00:12:41,933 --> 00:12:44,140 'Cause I raised a liar. You lie. 535 00:12:44,266 --> 00:12:45,266 Shut up, Ma. 536 00:12:45,390 --> 00:12:46,849 Hey, don't talk to Ma like that. 537 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,640 Don't you tell me 538 00:12:46,974 --> 00:12:48,640 what to do, Louie! 539 00:12:48,766 --> 00:12:49,807 Excuse me. 540 00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:50,891 Hey! Not the rolls! 541 00:12:51,016 --> 00:12:52,224 George, do something. 542 00:12:52,348 --> 00:12:53,849 Excuse me. If... 543 00:12:56,724 --> 00:12:58,224 Get off now. 544 00:12:58,348 --> 00:13:00,974 My wife was murdered by a man 545 00:12:58,348 --> 00:13:00,974 in a yellow sweater! 546 00:13:01,933 --> 00:13:04,140 It's the one case I can't solve. 547 00:13:05,515 --> 00:13:09,724 Don't fight with family. 548 00:13:05,515 --> 00:13:09,724 It can all go away so quickly. 549 00:13:10,432 --> 00:13:11,891 Sign this? 550 00:13:17,432 --> 00:13:20,557 That's a hell of a breakthrough, 551 00:13:17,432 --> 00:13:20,557 Jimes. I'm proud of you. 552 00:13:20,682 --> 00:13:24,849 - Also, we just caught our man. 553 00:13:20,682 --> 00:13:24,849 - He signed with his right hand. 554 00:13:24,974 --> 00:13:27,224 That's right, he did. 555 00:13:24,974 --> 00:13:27,224 But he didn't do it. 556 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,515 - He did. 557 00:13:27,933 --> 00:13:29,515 - What? 558 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,557 I noticed you throwing 559 00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:31,557 those rolls with your left hand. 560 00:13:31,682 --> 00:13:33,224 Not to mention 561 00:13:31,682 --> 00:13:33,224 this hoodie matches 562 00:13:33,348 --> 00:13:34,640 our security footage exactly. 563 00:13:35,599 --> 00:13:37,390 You stole money when you came 564 00:13:35,599 --> 00:13:37,390 to pick up your brother 565 00:13:37,515 --> 00:13:39,390 - from holding today, didn't you? 566 00:13:37,515 --> 00:13:39,390 - Dammit. 567 00:13:39,515 --> 00:13:41,807 Nice work, Peralta. 568 00:13:39,515 --> 00:13:41,807 So where's the money now? 569 00:13:41,933 --> 00:13:43,348 It's not here. 570 00:13:43,473 --> 00:13:44,724 I bet it on the football game. 571 00:13:43,473 --> 00:13:44,724 My bookie has it. 572 00:13:44,849 --> 00:13:46,599 Yes! The case continues. 573 00:13:46,724 --> 00:13:49,807 - This is not good. 574 00:13:46,724 --> 00:13:49,807 - Right. Sorry, Jimes. 575 00:13:50,557 --> 00:13:52,599 His father was murdered 576 00:13:50,557 --> 00:13:52,599 by a bookie. 577 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:54,599 I know you miss him. 578 00:14:00,348 --> 00:14:01,974 Our perp says 579 00:14:00,348 --> 00:14:01,974 the bookie operates 580 00:14:02,098 --> 00:14:03,724 out of a hidden back room. 581 00:14:03,849 --> 00:14:05,098 Try to blend in. 582 00:14:05,224 --> 00:14:07,515 Good idea. 583 00:14:05,224 --> 00:14:07,515 I'll just age myself 60 years, 584 00:14:07,640 --> 00:14:09,306 become Chinese and female. 585 00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,640 Here we go. Whoosh. Did it work? 586 00:14:11,766 --> 00:14:14,515 - $10 to play. 587 00:14:11,766 --> 00:14:14,515 - Oh, we're just looking around. 588 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:17,224 - $40 just to look around. 589 00:14:14,640 --> 00:14:17,224 - All right, we'll play. 590 00:14:17,348 --> 00:14:20,182 - $15 to play. 591 00:14:17,348 --> 00:14:20,182 - All right. 592 00:14:21,807 --> 00:14:23,724 Tommy, 593 00:14:21,807 --> 00:14:23,724 can we order some food? 594 00:14:23,849 --> 00:14:25,224 The cook's gone. 595 00:14:23,849 --> 00:14:25,224 I sent him home. 596 00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:26,432 Do you have any more 597 00:14:25,348 --> 00:14:26,432 of these pretzels? 598 00:14:26,557 --> 00:14:28,306 Sure. 599 00:14:31,182 --> 00:14:32,348 I'm gonna call the cook. 600 00:14:32,473 --> 00:14:34,016 Smart. Good call. 601 00:14:34,933 --> 00:14:36,891 Hey. Rough night? 602 00:14:37,016 --> 00:14:39,182 Yeah, it certainly hasn't gone 603 00:14:37,016 --> 00:14:39,182 according to plan. 604 00:14:39,974 --> 00:14:41,599 Oh, no. 605 00:14:41,724 --> 00:14:44,016 Oh, Amy, I was ordering a drink 606 00:14:41,724 --> 00:14:44,016 called a "rough night." 607 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:46,265 It's tequila 608 00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:46,265 with a nicotine patch. 609 00:14:46,390 --> 00:14:47,766 Right. 610 00:14:48,515 --> 00:14:50,640 How do I get Holt 611 00:14:48,515 --> 00:14:50,640 to pay attention to me? 612 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,807 He sure spends a lot 613 00:14:50,766 --> 00:14:52,807 of time on Peralta. 614 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,807 Maybe I should start screwing up 615 00:14:52,933 --> 00:14:55,807 like Jake does. 616 00:14:55,933 --> 00:14:58,306 - I can act out, too, you know? 617 00:14:55,933 --> 00:14:58,306 - Please do. 618 00:14:58,432 --> 00:15:01,099 Okay. Watch this. 619 00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:07,557 Oops. 620 00:15:07,682 --> 00:15:09,974 Out, all of you. 621 00:15:10,099 --> 00:15:12,515 - But the cook is coming back. 622 00:15:10,099 --> 00:15:12,515 - Out! 623 00:15:14,682 --> 00:15:15,891 Fine! 624 00:15:16,682 --> 00:15:18,306 But I'm taking these olives. 625 00:15:20,432 --> 00:15:23,515 Sorry. Happy Turkey Day. 626 00:15:27,766 --> 00:15:29,140 Ah. 627 00:15:29,265 --> 00:15:30,682 I think I'm getting 628 00:15:29,265 --> 00:15:30,682 the hang of this. 629 00:15:30,807 --> 00:15:33,766 These tiles are 630 00:15:30,807 --> 00:15:33,766 either game pieces or candy. 631 00:15:34,557 --> 00:15:35,473 Game pieces. 632 00:15:35,599 --> 00:15:36,933 Here we go. 633 00:15:37,058 --> 00:15:39,058 [women speaking 634 00:15:37,058 --> 00:15:39,058 Chinese excitedly] 635 00:15:40,223 --> 00:15:41,599 I think I just won. 636 00:15:42,348 --> 00:15:44,016 The guy by the bathroom 637 00:15:42,348 --> 00:15:44,016 seems very interested 638 00:15:44,140 --> 00:15:45,099 in the commotion you just made. 639 00:15:45,223 --> 00:15:46,348 Yeah, and he's been waiting 640 00:15:46,473 --> 00:15:47,974 for the toilet 641 00:15:46,473 --> 00:15:47,974 since we got here. 642 00:15:48,099 --> 00:15:49,849 10:1 that's not a bathroom 643 00:15:48,099 --> 00:15:49,849 and he's a lookout. 644 00:15:49,974 --> 00:15:52,306 - Let's go. 645 00:15:49,974 --> 00:15:52,306 - You got it. 646 00:15:52,432 --> 00:15:54,390 Ahh, I'm gonna just cash out. 647 00:15:58,807 --> 00:16:00,306 There is nothing here. 648 00:16:00,432 --> 00:16:02,265 Don't worry, guys. I found food. 649 00:16:03,306 --> 00:16:04,640 Are you eating packing peanuts? 650 00:16:05,473 --> 00:16:08,139 Okay, I do keep a secret stash 651 00:16:05,473 --> 00:16:08,139 of food in the office. 652 00:16:08,265 --> 00:16:09,974 I knew it! Where? 653 00:16:10,557 --> 00:16:11,682 Where? 654 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,766 - Sarge, am I too heavy? 655 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,766 - No. Where is it? 656 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,599 There, the one 657 00:16:14,891 --> 00:16:16,599 with the water stain. 658 00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:19,766 - There's a lot of food up there? 659 00:16:16,724 --> 00:16:19,766 - Yeah, it's a smorgasbord. 660 00:16:28,390 --> 00:16:30,473 - I think the rats got to it. 661 00:16:28,390 --> 00:16:30,473 - You think? 662 00:16:30,599 --> 00:16:32,432 This is the greatest thing 663 00:16:30,599 --> 00:16:32,432 that's ever happened. 664 00:16:32,557 --> 00:16:35,682 Okay, it's over. 665 00:16:32,557 --> 00:16:35,682 Thanksgiving time of death, now. 666 00:16:35,807 --> 00:16:38,473 No, this will not be 667 00:16:35,807 --> 00:16:38,473 our Thanksgiving. 668 00:16:38,599 --> 00:16:41,016 All right, you all wait here. 669 00:16:38,599 --> 00:16:41,016 Give me an hour. 670 00:16:41,139 --> 00:16:42,515 Terry, to the door. 671 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,223 I'm just gonna put 672 00:16:42,640 --> 00:16:44,223 you down, man. 673 00:16:44,348 --> 00:16:46,348 Yeah, totally. That makes sense. 674 00:16:46,473 --> 00:16:47,807 Hey, there. Bathroom? 675 00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:49,223 There's another one upstairs, 676 00:16:47,933 --> 00:16:49,223 over there. 677 00:16:49,348 --> 00:16:52,223 Aah. Oh! 678 00:16:54,849 --> 00:16:57,016 Oh. Never mind. 679 00:16:54,849 --> 00:16:57,016 Let's go. 680 00:16:57,139 --> 00:16:58,766 What, it's really a bathroom? 681 00:16:58,891 --> 00:17:01,181 No, no, there's tons of illegal 682 00:16:58,891 --> 00:17:01,181 stuff happening in there. 683 00:17:01,306 --> 00:17:02,766 But they're watching 684 00:17:01,306 --> 00:17:02,766 the football game 685 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,724 and I DVRed it. 686 00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:04,724 I don't wanna see the score. 687 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,181 What? 688 00:17:06,306 --> 00:17:07,807 Okay, fine. 689 00:17:06,306 --> 00:17:07,807 We'll go get the stolen money. 690 00:17:08,098 --> 00:17:09,223 NYPD! Freeze! 691 00:17:09,348 --> 00:17:10,807 Change the channel 692 00:17:09,348 --> 00:17:10,807 and then freeze! 693 00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:12,348 Put it down! 694 00:17:13,891 --> 00:17:15,473 Put it down! 695 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,432 This is a weird request, 696 00:17:15,599 --> 00:17:17,432 will you switch places with me? 697 00:17:17,557 --> 00:17:18,974 I really don't want 698 00:17:17,557 --> 00:17:18,974 to see the score. 699 00:17:24,016 --> 00:17:27,098 Oh, yeah. Thank you. 700 00:17:24,016 --> 00:17:27,098 That's so much better. 701 00:17:27,223 --> 00:17:29,891 Oh! Why are there 702 00:17:27,223 --> 00:17:29,891 so many TVs in here? 703 00:17:31,139 --> 00:17:32,432 Thank you. 704 00:17:32,557 --> 00:17:33,515 The money was still 705 00:17:32,557 --> 00:17:33,515 in the bookie's safe. 706 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:34,849 All the numbers match. 707 00:17:34,974 --> 00:17:36,223 Let's head back 708 00:17:34,974 --> 00:17:36,223 to Santiago's party. 709 00:17:36,348 --> 00:17:37,974 Ah, no, thanks. 710 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,098 I think I'm gonna head home 711 00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:40,098 and watch the football game, 712 00:17:40,223 --> 00:17:41,682 which was ruined for me! 713 00:17:41,807 --> 00:17:43,682 What's your problem 714 00:17:41,807 --> 00:17:43,682 with celebrating Thanksgiving? 715 00:17:43,807 --> 00:17:46,057 It's a sucky holiday. 716 00:17:43,807 --> 00:17:46,057 It's always sucked. 717 00:17:46,181 --> 00:17:47,473 My mom worked. My dad was gone. 718 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,849 And I sat at home 719 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,849 watching football. 720 00:17:49,974 --> 00:17:53,557 Look, Jake, I came 721 00:17:49,974 --> 00:17:53,557 from a very formal family. 722 00:17:53,682 --> 00:17:55,766 My parents were not 723 00:17:53,682 --> 00:17:55,766 especially affectionate. 724 00:17:55,891 --> 00:17:58,599 Really, "your honor" wasn't 725 00:17:55,891 --> 00:17:58,599 a big snuggler? 726 00:17:58,724 --> 00:18:00,348 But the beauty of being an adult 727 00:18:00,473 --> 00:18:02,057 is that you can 728 00:18:00,473 --> 00:18:02,057 make a new family 729 00:18:02,181 --> 00:18:03,849 with new traditions. 730 00:18:03,974 --> 00:18:05,181 That's nice, Captain, 731 00:18:05,306 --> 00:18:06,933 but I don't have 732 00:18:05,306 --> 00:18:06,933 a new family yet, 733 00:18:07,057 --> 00:18:09,807 so I guess I'm stuck 734 00:18:07,057 --> 00:18:09,807 with my awesome old traditions. 735 00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:12,640 Okay. I'll tell the squad 736 00:18:09,933 --> 00:18:12,640 you couldn't make it. 737 00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:15,724 Thank you. Before you go, 738 00:18:12,766 --> 00:18:15,724 can I borrow some money? 739 00:18:15,849 --> 00:18:17,223 I'm getting 740 00:18:15,849 --> 00:18:17,223 some pretty serious vibes 741 00:18:17,348 --> 00:18:18,640 from Wendy over there, 742 00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:20,640 and I'd like to take her 743 00:18:18,766 --> 00:18:20,640 someplace special. 744 00:18:26,348 --> 00:18:28,473 Hey. What are y'all doing here? 745 00:18:28,599 --> 00:18:29,724 Amy broke everything 746 00:18:29,849 --> 00:18:31,599 and got us kicked 747 00:18:29,849 --> 00:18:31,599 out of the bar. 748 00:18:31,724 --> 00:18:33,891 Then we got attacked by rats. 749 00:18:31,724 --> 00:18:33,891 It's the best Thanksgiving ever. 750 00:18:34,015 --> 00:18:35,390 Fascinating. 751 00:18:36,223 --> 00:18:39,306 Happy Turkey Day. 752 00:18:36,223 --> 00:18:39,306 Right through there, gentlemen. 753 00:18:39,432 --> 00:18:41,098 Not a lot of places are open, 754 00:18:41,223 --> 00:18:44,015 so this will be a multiethnic, 755 00:18:41,223 --> 00:18:44,015 nontraditional Thanksgiving. 756 00:18:44,139 --> 00:18:45,348 It's a real culinary challenge. 757 00:18:45,473 --> 00:18:46,807 Give me 15 minutes 758 00:18:45,473 --> 00:18:46,807 and then we feast. 759 00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:49,057 - Make it five. 760 00:18:46,933 --> 00:18:49,057 - You eat with your eyes, 761 00:18:49,181 --> 00:18:52,057 - so the plating alone... 762 00:18:49,181 --> 00:18:52,057 - Five, Boyle! 763 00:18:57,682 --> 00:18:59,098 - Captain? 764 00:18:57,682 --> 00:18:59,098 - Hmm? 765 00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:01,432 I wanna tell you something. 766 00:18:59,223 --> 00:19:01,432 I think you're... 767 00:19:02,306 --> 00:19:04,057 like, when 768 00:19:02,306 --> 00:19:04,057 I was a little girl... 769 00:19:04,181 --> 00:19:06,223 You think I'm like 770 00:19:04,181 --> 00:19:06,223 when you were a little girl? 771 00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:10,098 - Forget it. The moment's passed. 772 00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:10,098 - Is this about your toast? 773 00:19:11,139 --> 00:19:13,390 - How'd you get that? 774 00:19:11,139 --> 00:19:13,390 - Gina gave it to me. 775 00:19:13,515 --> 00:19:15,265 It's very well-written. 776 00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:17,223 There are several 777 00:19:15,390 --> 00:19:17,223 compelling anecdotes. 778 00:19:17,348 --> 00:19:18,473 The fonts suit the tone. 779 00:19:18,599 --> 00:19:20,139 Good work. 780 00:19:20,265 --> 00:19:21,682 I do feel, however, 781 00:19:21,807 --> 00:19:23,390 the word choice 782 00:19:21,807 --> 00:19:23,390 could've been improved in spots. 783 00:19:23,515 --> 00:19:27,223 I marked them "awk" 784 00:19:23,515 --> 00:19:27,223 for "awkward." 785 00:19:32,265 --> 00:19:34,057 That was the best thing 786 00:19:32,265 --> 00:19:34,057 anyone's ever said to me. 787 00:19:34,181 --> 00:19:36,223 "I marked them 'awk' 788 00:19:34,181 --> 00:19:36,223 for 'awkward?'" 789 00:19:36,348 --> 00:19:39,223 It's advice. He's mentoring me. 790 00:19:39,891 --> 00:19:41,139 Yes! 791 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:43,390 So this is kind of a play 792 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,223 on your typical 793 00:19:43,515 --> 00:19:45,223 Thanksgiving dinner. 794 00:19:45,348 --> 00:19:47,265 For turkey, 795 00:19:45,348 --> 00:19:47,265 we have the Peking duck 796 00:19:47,390 --> 00:19:48,891 with a veggie samosa stuffing. 797 00:19:49,015 --> 00:19:50,807 The potatoes are the empanadas 798 00:19:50,932 --> 00:19:53,432 with an Ethiopian 799 00:19:50,932 --> 00:19:53,432 lentil stew gravy. 800 00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:56,223 And for dessert, 801 00:19:53,557 --> 00:19:56,223 some seasonal gelatin cups. 802 00:19:56,348 --> 00:19:57,724 Okay, I ran out of money. 803 00:19:57,849 --> 00:19:58,973 They're from when Hitchcock 804 00:19:57,849 --> 00:19:58,973 had a colonoscopy. 805 00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,473 Bon appétit. 806 00:20:00,599 --> 00:20:02,973 - I'm here. I'm here. 807 00:20:03,098 --> 00:20:05,223 Finally something 808 00:20:03,098 --> 00:20:05,223 to actually be thankful for. 809 00:20:05,348 --> 00:20:06,348 What are you wearing? 810 00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,891 Santiago said to dress up, so... 811 00:20:08,015 --> 00:20:10,640 Well, you look beautiful. 812 00:20:08,015 --> 00:20:10,640 That's my thing now. 813 00:20:10,766 --> 00:20:11,849 I'm just owning it. 814 00:20:11,973 --> 00:20:13,640 Okay, before we eat... 815 00:20:13,766 --> 00:20:15,306 Nope, not doing that again. 816 00:20:13,766 --> 00:20:15,306 Move. 817 00:20:15,432 --> 00:20:16,973 Could you pass the... 818 00:20:17,098 --> 00:20:18,766 You get that hand near me again, 819 00:20:17,098 --> 00:20:18,766 you're gonna lose it. 820 00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:21,432 - Okeydoke, let's eat. 821 00:20:18,890 --> 00:20:21,432 - Yeah. 822 00:20:21,557 --> 00:20:23,724 Hey, thanks for giving a copy 823 00:20:21,557 --> 00:20:23,724 of my toast to Holt. 824 00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:25,557 - That was nice of you. 825 00:20:23,849 --> 00:20:25,557 - Oh, you're welcome. 826 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:28,015 I mean, you don't have to get 827 00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:28,015 so freaked out around him. 828 00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:30,265 You're just trying to tell him 829 00:20:28,139 --> 00:20:30,265 you respect him. 830 00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:31,390 Okay. 831 00:20:31,515 --> 00:20:32,599 But to be honest, 832 00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:34,432 I kinda gave it 833 00:20:32,724 --> 00:20:34,432 to him as a prank, 834 00:20:34,557 --> 00:20:36,682 'cause I thought it would be 835 00:20:34,557 --> 00:20:36,682 super embarrassing for you. 836 00:20:36,807 --> 00:20:38,849 But I'm happy it worked out. 837 00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:41,682 But I would've been happy 838 00:20:38,973 --> 00:20:41,682 if he hated it. 839 00:20:41,807 --> 00:20:43,390 But I'm happy he didn't. 840 00:20:44,515 --> 00:20:45,640 So you pretty much got 841 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,265 the disaster night 842 00:20:45,766 --> 00:20:47,265 you hoped for. 843 00:20:47,390 --> 00:20:48,849 Yeah, till you made 844 00:20:47,390 --> 00:20:48,849 the best Thanksgiving meal 845 00:20:48,973 --> 00:20:50,223 I've ever had, and ruined it. 846 00:20:52,223 --> 00:20:53,766 Excuse me. 847 00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:56,640 Uh, so, earlier at Amy's, 848 00:20:53,890 --> 00:20:56,640 I didn't give a real toast, 849 00:20:56,766 --> 00:20:58,724 because I didn't know 850 00:20:56,766 --> 00:20:58,724 what to say. 851 00:20:58,848 --> 00:21:03,098 But since that time, 852 00:20:58,848 --> 00:21:03,098 a wise, unsmiling man 853 00:21:03,223 --> 00:21:06,599 named Gerald Jimes made me 854 00:21:03,223 --> 00:21:06,599 realize what I am thankful for. 855 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:08,515 So I'd just like to say 856 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,766 I am happy to be here 857 00:21:08,640 --> 00:21:11,766 with my family... 858 00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:16,015 My super-weird family 859 00:21:11,890 --> 00:21:16,015 with two black dads 860 00:21:16,139 --> 00:21:19,306 and two Latina daughters 861 00:21:16,139 --> 00:21:19,306 and two white sons 862 00:21:19,432 --> 00:21:21,848 and Gina and... 863 00:21:21,973 --> 00:21:25,265 I don't know what you are, 864 00:21:21,973 --> 00:21:25,265 some strange giant baby? 865 00:21:25,390 --> 00:21:28,015 - To the Nine-Nine. 866 00:21:25,390 --> 00:21:28,015 To the Nine-Nine. 867 00:21:28,807 --> 00:21:30,015 That was perfect. 868 00:21:30,139 --> 00:21:32,015 Ooh, "Boyle cries." 869 00:21:30,139 --> 00:21:32,015 I got Boyle Bingo! 870 00:21:32,139 --> 00:21:33,973 - Yeah! 871 00:21:34,098 --> 00:21:35,390 Not a doctor. Shh.