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All right. You take the skinny one
on the right,

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and I'll take
the big one on the left.

3
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Santa,
stop hitting Santa!

4
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What's going on here?

5
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I've been on this corner for six years.
Suddenly this guy shows up.

6
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You don't own this corner.
I got a charity, too.

7
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Canine diabetes. Who
cares about fat dogs?

8
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Hey, they can't give themselves shots!
They got paws!

9
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Calm down. Calm down.

10
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Boyle, frisk the skinny one.

11
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I've gone 42 years
without a lump of coal.

12
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I'm not going to start now.

13
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Are you kidding me?

14
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All right, fine.
Come here, buddy.

15
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Hit him in his fat,
cherry cheeks!

16
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Oh, that felt wrong.

17
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Knife. Skinny Santa
has got a knife!

18
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That's right! Boom! I just
kicked Santa in the testicles.

19
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Merry Christmas.

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Looking good.
Happy Hanukkah.

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You look happy.
Let me guess.

22
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Your egg sandwich
fell on the floor,

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and they gave it
to you for free.

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No. Can you do that?

25
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Why doesn't everyone just drop

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their sandwiches on the floor?

27
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I was trying to insult you.

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And instead, you gave me
an amazing life hack.

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Oh, Amy.
You shouldn't have.

30
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But this is embarrassing.
I didn't get you a present.

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The gift is for Captain Holt.

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It's one of six presents
I got him,

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representing the six lessons
that he's taught me.

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Determination,
wisdom, posture...

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Excuse me, everyone.

36
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As you may know,
this is the holiday season.

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Detectives sometimes
feel the urge

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to buy their captains
holiday presents.

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Please refrain from doing so.

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Under no circumstances
do I want a present.

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Peralta, my office.

42
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Roger that.

43
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Oh, my God. I have to
return so many items.

44
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I know.
Shut up.

45
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Thank you
for joining us, Peralta.

46
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This is Deputy Chief Gerber.

47
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Ah. Merry Christmas, Chief.

48
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And a very Merry Christmas
to you, Captain.

49
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Ho-ho-ho!

50
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Captain Holt has received
a number of death threats.

51
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Oh. I really came in here
with the wrong energy.

52
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Captains receive meaningless threats
all the time. It's really no big deal.

53
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Of course, totally. I mean, why
would a death threat be a big deal?

54
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Oh, that's right,
because it threatens death.

55
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It's a hoax.

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I didn't want to
alarm the squad,

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so please, keep this between us.

58
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Awesome.
I'm great at secrets.

59
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Santiago got you,
like, six presents.

60
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Well, it may be a hoax,

61
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but protocol dictates that Captain Holt have
a security detail with him at all times.

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He has chosen you
for that detail.

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Interesting.
And not at all surprising.

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I'm his favorite. Tell me.
What would this job entail?

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You'll be assigned
to Captain Holt.

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Uh-huh. You'll be entirely
in control of his movements.

67
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Amazing. He will not
leave your sight.

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You have the authority to
make decisions that you feel

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are in the best interest
of his safety.

70
00:03:01,758 --> 00:03:04,381
Oh, my God. Basically, you'll
be completely in charge.

71
00:03:04,456 --> 00:03:06,919
Oh, well, it sounds really tough.
But of course I accept.

72
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And I will be willing to put
my life at risk for this man.

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To have to follow
all of my orders.

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Thank you. This is the best Christmas ever.
God bless us, every one!

75
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Hey, my flight is at 8:00 tonight.
It's domestic.

76
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Do you think I'll be safe if I get
to the airport five hours early?

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Five? No way. You've got to do seven.
Seven minimum.

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Seven. I knew it. Yeah.

79
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Why are you going on a singles cruise?
I thought you were into Rosa.

80
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Well, I am. But I've
begun to feel like

81
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there is a slight chance
Rosa may not love me back.

82
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Hey, how about we grab some dinner tonight?
Just you and me.

83
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That's nice. And I
like you as a person.

84
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But I'm just not interested
in you romantically.

85
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Coolio.

86
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Hey, what say you
we grab a drink?

87
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You're starting
to make this weird.

88
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I'm not into you that way,
and I have a boyfriend.

89
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Got you. Rain check.

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A rose for Rosa.

91
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Listen to me. The healthy thing
for you to do is move on.

92
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So, we've both decided

93
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the healthy thing for me
to do is to just move on.

94
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I'm impressed, Charles.
That's very mature.

95
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Thanks. You know, it's funny.
I realized I sometimes...

96
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Oh, no, don't get comfy. This wasn't
an invitation to keep talking.

97
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Got you. Rain check
on the convo.

98
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Yeah.
Sure, sure, sure.

99
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Peralta's busy,
so let's just get started.

100
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Now, the Captain
won't allow us to give him

101
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all the presents we bought him.

102
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You are the only one
that did that.

103
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But, we can make him the greatest
Christmas card of all time.

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We're gonna wear Santa hats
and big sweaters,

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and take a picture
of us all in a line-up.

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I'm sorry, Santiago, but I
don't have time for that.

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My psych evaluation is today.

108
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They're gonna decide if I'm ready
to make it back on the streets.

109
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Why do you care what they think?

110
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Psychologists are just people who
weren't smart enough to be psychics.

111
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Don't worry, Sergeant.
We'll add you in later.

112
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Sorry. I got to go, too. My
flight is in, ugh, eight hours.

113
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I can make it. I'll buy a
sandwich on the plane.

114
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What? Boyle.

115
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So, if Peralta, Boyle, and
the Sergeant are out...

116
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Fine. Everyone just go.
Yeah.

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I could take a pic of myself
dressed up as an elf.

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Elfie-selfie.

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00:05:02,796 --> 00:05:05,919
Not that. But I think there is
something you could help me with.

120
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Are you gonna sit there all day?

121
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Affirmative, Stone Eagle.

122
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That's the Secret Service
codename I gave you.

123
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Just sitting here, doing my job.

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Watching, protecting,
bossing you around.

125
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Now, for your safety, if you could
open up your Internet browser

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and search for the words "pigs" and
"jet skis." And that's an order.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where
are you going, Cold Mountain?

128
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I changed your codename.

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To use the restroom.

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I'm only asking this
for your safety.

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Is it a number one
or a number two?

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Your silence indicates
number two.

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Let me do some recon.

134
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It's all clear, sir. Go, go,
go, go, go, go, go, go,

135
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go, go, go, go, go,

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go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

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Cold Mountain is on the move. I repeat,
Cold Mountain is rolling to the can.

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Sergeant Jeffords, thank
you for coming in today.

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We are here to assess your
readiness for active duty.

140
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And if all goes well, I will
stamp this release form,

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00:06:05,946 --> 00:06:07,241
you can go back in the field.

142
00:06:07,412 --> 00:06:08,412
Well, I think I'm ready.

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I am no longer fixating
on my fears.

144
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Good. But for today,
let's fixate on those fears.

145
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Okay. Uh...
That sounds fun.

146
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Let's begin by talking about your
baby girls and your wife, and, uh,

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what would happen to them if
you died in the line of duty.

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I popped your pillow.

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Hey, Captain. Where do
you think you're going?

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I'm going home to work in peace.

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That's a negative, Ice Veins. I
changed your code name again.

152
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Do you know why I chose you
to be my security escort?

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Because I'm a modern day
Sherlock Holmes?

154
00:06:56,007 --> 00:06:58,664
No. I chose you because
the threat is not real.

155
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And I thought you'd have no
problem breaking the rules

156
00:07:01,969 --> 00:07:04,626
and letting me get my work done.
Now, let me go.

157
00:07:05,067 --> 00:07:07,928
Well, you thought wrong. You can't go home.
It's protocol.

158
00:07:08,397 --> 00:07:11,485
But if you really want to get out
of here, you can come to my mom's.

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She lives nearby. Or I can lock you up in
the holding cell with an armed escort.

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Totally your call.

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Fine. We will go
to your mother's house.

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I guess I am curious to see where...
This all started.

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Shotgun.

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So, this is my mom's place.

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You can just throw your
jacket in the closet.

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That's a bathroom. Water closet.
My mom's British.

167
00:07:37,074 --> 00:07:38,074
Hmm.

168
00:07:38,507 --> 00:07:39,907
Why are there
no photographs of you?

169
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No holiday decorations.
Nothing but motel art.

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Yeah.

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This isn't your mom's apartment.

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It's a safe house, son!
You've been protected.

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Don't say "son."

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Get out of my way.

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00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:59,285
Look. You wouldn't stay at your desk,
and you evaded your protection detail.

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I'm sorry, but I've got
to order you to stay.

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00:08:01,555 --> 00:08:02,713
I love giving you orders.

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00:08:02,921 --> 00:08:05,044
The only way you're gonna keep me
here is if you physically stop me.

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00:08:05,453 --> 00:08:07,280
Can you do that, Peralta?
I don't know.

180
00:08:07,350 --> 00:08:08,576
I didn't think so.

181
00:08:10,514 --> 00:08:11,740
Jordan.
Argh!

182
00:08:13,280 --> 00:08:16,368
Oh, no. We're handcuffed
together and we've lost the key.

183
00:08:16,676 --> 00:08:18,800
Falconer One to H.Q. Stone
Eagle is in the cage.

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00:08:18,875 --> 00:08:20,896
I repeat, Stone Eagle
is in the cage.

185
00:08:26,069 --> 00:08:30,521
I told you the death threat
was not serious.

186
00:08:30,599 --> 00:08:32,926
So, what on earth are you doing?

187
00:08:33,164 --> 00:08:35,204
Look, I know you think that
I'm just goofing around.

188
00:08:35,262 --> 00:08:37,953
But I got a direct order from
your boss to protect you.

189
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So, from this point forward,
we're on lockdown.

190
00:08:40,191 --> 00:08:42,671
Fine. But before we go into lockdown...
Too late. You're on it.

191
00:08:42,689 --> 00:08:44,052
I'd like to text my
husband and tell him

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00:08:44,121 --> 00:08:45,177
I'll be coming home
late tonight.

193
00:08:45,254 --> 00:08:47,774
All right. But for security reasons,
I get to craft the message.

194
00:08:48,684 --> 00:08:51,943
Let's start with a pleasant greeting.
How about, "Hello, honey"?

195
00:08:52,015 --> 00:08:53,344
You will not craft the message.

196
00:08:53,647 --> 00:08:56,509
Okay, roger that. "Honey" is wrong.
How about, "Hello, husband"?

197
00:08:57,011 --> 00:08:59,067
"Hello, sir"?
You call each other "sir"?

198
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Give me my phone.

199
00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:01,898
Fine.

200
00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:04,532
I'll give you some privacy.

201
00:09:07,870 --> 00:09:10,300
Maybe put Hitchcock's
head on top like an angel.

202
00:09:10,434 --> 00:09:11,729
Mmm. What, like that?

203
00:09:12,166 --> 00:09:13,721
No. Put it
behind the tree.

204
00:09:15,030 --> 00:09:17,358
Thanks for helping me make this card.
You're so good at this stuff.

205
00:09:17,429 --> 00:09:19,620
I know. I'm good
at everything.

206
00:09:20,093 --> 00:09:24,022
All right, so, here's all the pictures of
Rosa that we have. Which one should we use?

207
00:09:24,290 --> 00:09:27,515
Ugh, she never smiles.
Is her mouth broken?

208
00:09:28,054 --> 00:09:32,074
Well, what about
if we flip those lips?

209
00:09:32,617 --> 00:09:34,911
Ooh. That's horrifying.
Oh, God.

210
00:09:35,181 --> 00:09:36,941
We have to get
a picture of Rosa smiling.

211
00:09:37,013 --> 00:09:38,409
Holt's card has to be perfect.

212
00:09:38,712 --> 00:09:40,767
Guys? I got this.

213
00:09:41,077 --> 00:09:43,768
I can make Rosa smile.
Just keep your cameras ready.

214
00:09:46,839 --> 00:09:47,895
Making coffee?

215
00:09:48,437 --> 00:09:52,162
Can you make another cup for Senor
Tickle and his nueve amigos?

216
00:09:52,235 --> 00:09:53,756
Tickle, tickle, tickle!
What the hell, Hitchcock?

217
00:09:53,834 --> 00:09:55,957
Ow! Ow! Ow,
ow, ow, ow.

218
00:09:56,431 --> 00:09:58,657
I think you sprained
Senor Tickle.

219
00:09:58,730 --> 00:10:00,558
Next time, I break it off.

220
00:10:05,058 --> 00:10:07,953
All right. My safe house,
my rules.

221
00:10:08,022 --> 00:10:09,884
This is a no tie zone.

222
00:10:12,052 --> 00:10:14,914
A hungry safe house
is an unsafe safe house.

223
00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,777
A fun safe house
is a safe, safe house.

224
00:10:19,846 --> 00:10:20,902
My serve.

225
00:10:24,909 --> 00:10:26,135
I thought you said
you've never played this.

226
00:10:26,308 --> 00:10:27,330
It's very intuitive.

227
00:10:27,540 --> 00:10:28,664
Let's have another sandwich.

228
00:10:29,205 --> 00:10:32,533
A safe house watching Safe House
is a safe safe, house house.

229
00:10:33,169 --> 00:10:35,066
I've already seen the film.
I enjoyed it.

230
00:10:35,335 --> 00:10:36,731
Wow. I would
not have guessed that.

231
00:10:37,366 --> 00:10:38,694
You see? Those are the kinds
of things that you learn

232
00:10:38,764 --> 00:10:40,004
when you're handcuffed together.

233
00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,670
And that is the true
meaning of Christmas.

234
00:10:43,328 --> 00:10:44,350
Who knows we're here?

235
00:10:45,126 --> 00:10:46,126
Get behind me.

236
00:10:46,825 --> 00:10:49,153
Don't. No. No.
God, Holt, move over!

237
00:10:49,223 --> 00:10:50,448
Standard protocol suggests

238
00:10:50,522 --> 00:10:52,782
that you put me in another
room before you open the door.

239
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,011
But since you've
cuffed us together...

240
00:10:54,086 --> 00:10:55,914
I order you to be quiet.
Come on.

241
00:11:00,914 --> 00:11:01,936
Freeze, sicko!

242
00:11:02,013 --> 00:11:04,170
Jake, it's me, Charles,
from work.

243
00:11:06,209 --> 00:11:09,695
Okay. Let's switch gears,
do a little word association.

244
00:11:09,974 --> 00:11:12,460
What do you think of when
I say the word "bottle"?

245
00:11:12,804 --> 00:11:15,700
Liquor store, hold up, gun, die.

246
00:11:16,968 --> 00:11:17,968
How about grass?

247
00:11:18,700 --> 00:11:23,061
Marijuana, drugs, gun, die.

248
00:11:23,363 --> 00:11:24,385
Cat?

249
00:11:24,462 --> 00:11:27,721
Kitten, cute, calm,

250
00:11:27,793 --> 00:11:31,120
false sense of security,
gun, die.

251
00:11:32,955 --> 00:11:35,351
What are you doing? Are
you gonna stamp my form?

252
00:11:35,420 --> 00:11:38,509
No. I just didn't want
the ink to dry out.

253
00:11:42,382 --> 00:11:44,505
Boyle, what are you doing here? I
thought you had to catch a flight.

254
00:11:44,679 --> 00:11:46,473
I do. My flight
is in six hours.

255
00:11:47,077 --> 00:11:48,917
But the Captain texted
me to come, so I'm here.

256
00:11:49,043 --> 00:11:52,097
What? You texted Boyle when you told
me you were texting your husband?

257
00:11:52,506 --> 00:11:54,198
As the person who's
completely in charge here,

258
00:11:54,272 --> 00:11:56,237
I am very disappointed in you.

259
00:11:56,703 --> 00:11:59,167
I'm changing your
code name to Bad Boy.

260
00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:01,381
Oh, I can't imagine what
it's like to be disappointed

261
00:12:01,433 --> 00:12:02,593
in someone under your command.

262
00:12:02,598 --> 00:12:05,494
Okay. I see
what you're doing. Tushy.

263
00:12:06,162 --> 00:12:07,162
It's "touché."

264
00:12:07,228 --> 00:12:09,818
Well, I'm in charge and I
say it's tushy. Boyle?

265
00:12:09,892 --> 00:12:12,220
I've heard it both ways. Please
don't involve me in this.

266
00:12:12,291 --> 00:12:15,011
I'm just here to uncuff the Captain
and take him to his old precinct.

267
00:12:15,356 --> 00:12:17,751
What? Old precinct?
Wait a minute.

268
00:12:18,053 --> 00:12:19,279
You weren't going home at all.

269
00:12:19,585 --> 00:12:22,674
You were going to investigate the threat
because it's not a hoax. It's real!

270
00:12:22,849 --> 00:12:23,849
Wrong. It's not real.

271
00:12:24,082 --> 00:12:25,706
You're lying!
You have a tell.

272
00:12:26,113 --> 00:12:28,407
When you lie, the corner of your
mouth moves. And it just moved.

273
00:12:28,478 --> 00:12:30,102
Wrong. It's not real.

274
00:12:30,543 --> 00:12:31,566
You're lying.

275
00:12:31,976 --> 00:12:34,304
Fine. I believe
the threat is real.

276
00:12:34,374 --> 00:12:35,929
Though I'm not sure
who's behind it.

277
00:12:36,006 --> 00:12:38,902
But this is my problem, and
I'm gonna solve it on my own.

278
00:12:38,970 --> 00:12:41,230
Boyle, uncuff me. Don't do it, Charles.
I'll take you on that trip

279
00:12:41,301 --> 00:12:42,890
to the botanical gardens
we've always talked about.

280
00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:44,363
Uncuff me.
And that's a direct order.

281
00:12:44,433 --> 00:12:46,590
Don't do it, best friend.
Botanical gardens.

282
00:12:46,698 --> 00:12:48,787
Ah. This is just like Christmas
at my parents' house.

283
00:12:48,862 --> 00:12:50,422
Why did they have
separate dining rooms?

284
00:12:54,558 --> 00:12:55,783
No!

285
00:12:56,289 --> 00:12:57,811
That was not one of the options!

286
00:12:58,021 --> 00:12:59,701
I couldn't choose.
I love you both so much.

287
00:13:01,918 --> 00:13:03,508
Who wants to watch Safe House?

288
00:13:06,316 --> 00:13:08,371
So, including letters, emails,

289
00:13:08,447 --> 00:13:09,968
and texts from a blocked phone,

290
00:13:10,112 --> 00:13:11,701
we have received 10 threats.

291
00:13:12,144 --> 00:13:14,464
How many people have you put
away that might want you dead?

292
00:13:14,475 --> 00:13:15,804
I've arrested over 600 people.

293
00:13:16,074 --> 00:13:18,504
Brag. Boyle, will you please
read the transcripts

294
00:13:18,573 --> 00:13:19,733
of the threats he's received?

295
00:13:19,738 --> 00:13:23,132
Yup. "Die, die, die.
Die, Holt, die."

296
00:13:23,268 --> 00:13:24,268
Okay. A little obvious.

297
00:13:24,334 --> 00:13:26,196
"You will drown
in your own blood."

298
00:13:26,366 --> 00:13:28,330
Better. Although, I would
have gone with the whole

299
00:13:28,398 --> 00:13:30,278
"I'm gonna staple my
face onto your face" thing.

300
00:13:30,363 --> 00:13:32,122
Human skin mask. Classic.

301
00:13:32,495 --> 00:13:35,323
The next one is, "I'm gonna
send you off the deep end."

302
00:13:35,991 --> 00:13:39,443
Drowning and deep end. Almost sounds
like he's talking about a swimming pool.

303
00:13:40,189 --> 00:13:41,279
It's Haimes.

304
00:13:41,354 --> 00:13:42,750
A-ha! Who's Haimes?

305
00:13:42,920 --> 00:13:45,111
Colin Haimes.
The Freestyle Killer.

306
00:13:45,551 --> 00:13:49,037
He took out an entire 4x100
meter relay swim team in 1982.

307
00:13:52,212 --> 00:13:56,971
Marco. Now, you say "Polo."

308
00:13:57,042 --> 00:13:58,064
Punk.

309
00:13:58,141 --> 00:13:59,662
The Freestyle Killer.

310
00:13:59,840 --> 00:14:02,668
Man! How come all the killers
you caught had such cool names?

311
00:14:03,037 --> 00:14:05,557
The best name I ever brought in
was Narrow Shoes Sam, because...

312
00:14:05,635 --> 00:14:07,827
His shoes were narrow and
his name was Sam. I get it.

313
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:08,923
Yeah, you get it.

314
00:14:08,999 --> 00:14:12,020
Well, Captain, looks like you
needed our help after all.

315
00:14:12,297 --> 00:14:13,591
Together, we figured out
it was Haimes,

316
00:14:13,662 --> 00:14:14,991
and together we're going
to take him down.

317
00:14:15,095 --> 00:14:17,286
Because together,
we can do anything.

318
00:14:17,359 --> 00:14:18,450
Here we go!

319
00:14:19,458 --> 00:14:21,388
I'm finding Haimes alone.

320
00:14:23,088 --> 00:14:24,110
Coming back at you, Jake.

321
00:14:28,783 --> 00:14:29,839
Oh, my God. Rosa!

322
00:14:30,116 --> 00:14:32,410
I accidentally opened your mail.
But look what it says.

323
00:14:32,714 --> 00:14:35,802
"Dear Miss Diaz,
you just won..."

324
00:14:35,878 --> 00:14:38,138
Rosa, guess what? I
accidentally opened your mail,

325
00:14:38,209 --> 00:14:40,968
and here's what it says. "Dear
Miss Diaz, you just won..."

326
00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:43,061
No. I'm reading the letter, and
you're taking the picture.

327
00:14:43,139 --> 00:14:44,139
What?
Ha!

328
00:14:44,471 --> 00:14:47,559
You were trying to get me to smile for
your dumb picture, but you messed up.

329
00:14:48,268 --> 00:14:50,256
Ah! She smiled!
She's smiling!

330
00:14:50,399 --> 00:14:52,387
And no one has a camera.

331
00:14:52,764 --> 00:14:56,216
Got it, Amy. Got a picture of you frowning.
That's what you wanted, right?

332
00:14:58,360 --> 00:15:01,449
Ah! Peralta. For the last time, we
don't have to go back to the precinct.

333
00:15:01,624 --> 00:15:02,784
I don't need everyone's help.

334
00:15:02,890 --> 00:15:04,718
Look, Captain, you're stubborn.

335
00:15:04,789 --> 00:15:06,310
And that's an adorable quality.

336
00:15:06,454 --> 00:15:08,494
But you want to know what's
not an adorable quality?

337
00:15:08,686 --> 00:15:10,048
Being dead. Acne.
Yep, being dead.

338
00:15:10,884 --> 00:15:12,371
I mean, I give up. What's
going on with you?

339
00:15:12,449 --> 00:15:13,929
Why are you being
so weird about this?

340
00:15:13,948 --> 00:15:15,379
I don't need your help.

341
00:15:15,447 --> 00:15:18,410
I don't want to involve you
or Boyle or anyone.

342
00:15:18,678 --> 00:15:21,471
Because I brought this situation on myself.
No one should get hurt

343
00:15:21,675 --> 00:15:24,435
because of a dumb mistake I made
as a brash, young detective.

344
00:15:24,873 --> 00:15:25,873
Hey, Haimes.

345
00:15:26,305 --> 00:15:27,531
You're gonna spend the
rest of your life

346
00:15:27,604 --> 00:15:30,227
in a little cement room
doing nothing.

347
00:15:30,435 --> 00:15:33,058
And while you're in there,
I'm gonna go for a swim.

348
00:15:33,333 --> 00:15:37,228
And after that swim,
I might take another swim.

349
00:15:37,396 --> 00:15:41,121
And you'll just be sitting
there on your metal toilet,

350
00:15:42,093 --> 00:15:47,646
thinking of me swim, swim,
swimming all day long.

351
00:15:47,987 --> 00:15:51,882
When I get out of lock-up, I'm
gonna hunt you down and kill you.

352
00:15:51,951 --> 00:15:54,609
Yeah. Right.

353
00:15:54,949 --> 00:15:58,379
Wow. I think I really would have
gotten along with young Ray Holt.

354
00:15:58,447 --> 00:16:00,807
Yes. That's why I decided to
change everything about my life.

355
00:16:00,811 --> 00:16:04,003
Well, frankly, sir, you're still acting
like that brash, dumb detective.

356
00:16:04,241 --> 00:16:06,365
I mean, if you truly had changed,
you'd be saying a bunch of boring,

357
00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,064
responsible stuff like,

358
00:16:08,138 --> 00:16:10,602
"Don't be stupid."
"Use the detective squad."

359
00:16:10,670 --> 00:16:12,827
"You're part of a team."
"I smell like sandalwood."

360
00:16:12,968 --> 00:16:13,968
That's what it is.

361
00:16:14,034 --> 00:16:16,294
Yet another terrible
impression, Peralta.

362
00:16:16,965 --> 00:16:18,055
But I think you're right.

363
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:19,386
Wait, what?

364
00:16:20,529 --> 00:16:22,551
Sir, I'm sure
you had your reasons

365
00:16:22,627 --> 00:16:23,751
for going to Peralta.

366
00:16:24,392 --> 00:16:27,288
But this is exactly the type
ofjob I would love to have.

367
00:16:27,457 --> 00:16:31,045
Okay. The next time someone threatens
to kill me, I'll come straight to you.

368
00:16:31,454 --> 00:16:33,917
Thank you, sir.
I can't wait.

369
00:16:34,950 --> 00:16:36,710
I didn't mean...

370
00:16:38,049 --> 00:16:39,275
Let's catch this bastard.

371
00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:43,404
All right, let's go.
Updates. Santiago.

372
00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,541
Looking into Haimes' associates.
Nothing yet.

373
00:16:45,642 --> 00:16:46,732
Boyle?

374
00:16:46,808 --> 00:16:50,397
Uh, some intel coming in from Ossining.
Haimes was released two weeks ago.

375
00:16:50,472 --> 00:16:53,231
Good. Hitchcock and Scully.
Update on your secret project.

376
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,267
The hazelnut coffee
will be up in five minutes.

377
00:16:55,402 --> 00:16:56,402
Sumatra's ready to go.

378
00:16:56,467 --> 00:16:57,523
Keep me updated.

379
00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,655
Warrant for the phone trace came through.
We got Haimes' number,

380
00:16:59,731 --> 00:17:03,354
and the last coordinates from
its GPS, the rail yards.

381
00:17:03,528 --> 00:17:05,685
All right, we got him.
Everyone, suit up!

382
00:17:07,059 --> 00:17:08,614
I know there's no point in
telling you not to come.

383
00:17:08,691 --> 00:17:10,519
But while we're out there,
you're sticking with me.

384
00:17:10,623 --> 00:17:11,814
Oh, goodie.

385
00:17:12,122 --> 00:17:14,682
Man, you really know how to take
the fun out of saving your life.

386
00:17:14,953 --> 00:17:16,248
You heard him, Hitchcock.

387
00:17:16,551 --> 00:17:18,015
Get that Sumatra in a thermos.

388
00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:19,150
I'm on it.

389
00:17:26,443 --> 00:17:28,600
If things go south,
I just want you to know,

390
00:17:28,842 --> 00:17:31,238
it's been an honor being
able to boss you around.

391
00:17:31,606 --> 00:17:32,662
Anything else?

392
00:17:32,739 --> 00:17:35,430
Yes. What cute little nickname
do you call your husband?

393
00:17:36,569 --> 00:17:37,829
Kevin.

394
00:17:38,234 --> 00:17:39,494
Adorable.

395
00:17:40,999 --> 00:17:42,159
Sorry you missed your flight.

396
00:17:42,597 --> 00:17:44,323
I have a backup flight
in four hours.

397
00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:52,881
Got to flush him out. We've got
his number now. Call his phone.

398
00:17:53,123 --> 00:17:54,281
Smart.

399
00:17:58,052 --> 00:18:01,277
It's ringing.
This is exciting.

400
00:18:06,712 --> 00:18:10,801
That is Haimes' phone. I repeat.
Everyone, converge on that ringtone.

401
00:18:14,872 --> 00:18:16,336
He's heading north on track 17.

402
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:17,704
Yeah.

403
00:18:20,701 --> 00:18:25,063
Hey. When this is all over, we
should take a train trip together.

404
00:18:25,230 --> 00:18:26,252
Just for fun.

405
00:18:28,095 --> 00:18:29,616
Go, go, go, go, go!

406
00:18:33,757 --> 00:18:34,847
Ray Holt.

407
00:18:35,722 --> 00:18:36,779
Hello, Haimes.

408
00:18:37,322 --> 00:18:39,842
I thought about you every day I
was in jail, just like you said.

409
00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,359
I thought about pointing a gun
at you and pulling the trigger.

410
00:18:43,283 --> 00:18:44,975
- Kind of like this.
- No!

411
00:18:48,112 --> 00:18:50,576
Terry's back.
Terry's back!

412
00:18:50,744 --> 00:18:51,868
We got him.

413
00:18:51,943 --> 00:18:54,873
Nice work, Jeffords.
Nice work, Peralta.

414
00:18:55,141 --> 00:18:58,536
Captain, you're doing it.
You're emoting.

415
00:19:00,569 --> 00:19:02,658
I need an ambulance.
Boyle's down.

416
00:19:05,066 --> 00:19:06,894
What happened?
Am I dead?

417
00:19:07,431 --> 00:19:08,487
You saved my life.

418
00:19:09,529 --> 00:19:10,653
Die, pig.

419
00:19:11,161 --> 00:19:13,216
Don't!

420
00:19:16,224 --> 00:19:19,914
My butt!

421
00:19:19,987 --> 00:19:22,349
Oh, my butt.

422
00:19:28,748 --> 00:19:30,748
He's going to be fine.
You can see him in a minute.

423
00:19:31,312 --> 00:19:32,312
Thank you.

424
00:19:33,011 --> 00:19:35,237
Sarge, I'm so glad that
shrink cleared you.

425
00:19:35,442 --> 00:19:37,269
Mmm. More or less.

426
00:19:38,073 --> 00:19:42,025
And time's up. Show me
how Terry sees Terry.

427
00:19:43,636 --> 00:19:45,294
Oh, no.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.

428
00:19:46,267 --> 00:19:47,664
Sergeant!
Excuse me. We are...

429
00:19:47,733 --> 00:19:50,094
Can it, quack. Captain
Holt needs your help.

430
00:19:50,163 --> 00:19:51,163
His life is in danger.

431
00:19:51,229 --> 00:19:53,693
Oh, Sergeant, I do not
think that you're ready.

432
00:19:55,692 --> 00:19:57,123
I'm ready.

433
00:19:58,657 --> 00:19:59,883
Okay, bye.

434
00:20:00,755 --> 00:20:01,755
I owe you one.

435
00:20:02,255 --> 00:20:03,719
Boyle got shot because of me.

436
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:06,486
This is exactly the kind of
thing I was hoping to avoid.

437
00:20:06,618 --> 00:20:09,706
Captain, this is our job. Any one
of us would have taken that bullet.

438
00:20:10,214 --> 00:20:12,508
I'm sorry I've been so difficult.
You were right.

439
00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,504
We couldn't have caught
him without the team.

440
00:20:14,978 --> 00:20:18,430
Well, well, well. It appears the
student has become the teacher.

441
00:20:18,941 --> 00:20:21,030
And the teacher hath become...
That's enough.

442
00:20:21,106 --> 00:20:22,230
Okay.
Thank you.

443
00:20:22,439 --> 00:20:23,439
You're welcome.

444
00:20:24,104 --> 00:20:26,193
Team pop and lock.
Here we go.

445
00:20:27,201 --> 00:20:29,166
Come on. Still?
We saved your life.

446
00:20:33,163 --> 00:20:34,753
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.

447
00:20:34,828 --> 00:20:37,588
Oh! It's happening.
Yes! We did it!

448
00:20:38,992 --> 00:20:41,479
Excuse me.
This is a hospital.

449
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,878
Right. Sorry.
People are dying.

450
00:20:44,987 --> 00:20:48,076
You know, everyone should just go
home and enjoy their Christmas.

451
00:20:48,318 --> 00:20:49,998
You don't need to stick
around here for me.

452
00:20:50,016 --> 00:20:53,468
Shut up. No one's going anywhere.
What you did was amazing.

453
00:20:53,547 --> 00:20:55,375
Yeah, Boyle. That was
some Superman stuff.

454
00:20:55,479 --> 00:20:57,238
Yeah, you did
the Nine-Nine proud.

455
00:20:57,644 --> 00:20:59,437
No ifs, ands, or butts.

456
00:20:59,809 --> 00:21:01,398
Sorry, it's just right there.

457
00:21:01,608 --> 00:21:03,095
Literally. It's just
right in front of me.

458
00:21:03,173 --> 00:21:04,569
His butt is right in my face.

459
00:21:04,738 --> 00:21:05,794
I have to tell
you guys something.

460
00:21:05,871 --> 00:21:06,893
Even though I got shot...

461
00:21:06,970 --> 00:21:08,265
In the butt. Sorry.

462
00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:10,697
I'd rather be here, spending
Christmas with all of you

463
00:21:10,900 --> 00:21:12,989
than on some stupid
singles cruise.

464
00:21:13,265 --> 00:21:14,593
And I mean that
from the bottom of my...

465
00:21:14,664 --> 00:21:16,821
Butt. Again, sorry. Ow.

466
00:21:17,095 --> 00:21:20,183
Shut up, Jake.
Boyle's a hero.

467
00:21:20,892 --> 00:21:22,016
And so is his butt.

468
00:21:23,257 --> 00:21:25,085
I got it. She smiled.

469
00:21:25,389 --> 00:21:26,649
Christmas card complete.

470
00:21:29,319 --> 00:21:32,303
He got shot in the butt.