OH, MY BUTT!
THE NYPD'S HIGHEST HONORS.
HEROISM CAN'T BE MEASURED
LIVES ON THE LINE?
OH, MY GOD.
THAT'S ENOUGH, PERALTA.
ARE YOU READY?
TO LOSE?
"ARE YOU READY TO LOSE?"
I'M WINNING THIS BET.
NO.
WHAT BET?
TALKING ABOUT?
SERIOUSLY?
THE BET?
THEY'VE BEEN KEEPING SCORE
ALL DAY?
WHY, YOU WANNA HANG OUT?
TO PROVE WHO'S
WHAT ARE THE STAKES?
AND DON'T SAY MONEY,
BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE IN DEBT.
YOU WOULD'VE SAID
"CRUSHING DEBT,"
AND I'LL BET WHATEVER,
'CAUSE THERE'S NO WAY
I'M LOSING.
WHAT ABOUT YOUR CAR?
OH!
MADE OUT WITH IN THAT CAR?
SIX?
I'M GONNA WIN,
LET'S BET THE CAR.
YES.
NO, JAKEY: NO!
WHAT'S
SANTIAGO?
IN JAKE'S CAR.
WOW, YOUR HANDSHAKE
WHERE?
AFTER TODAY'S SHIFT,
I'D LIKE EVERYONE
OH, MY GOD, IS PEANUT BUTTER
GONNA BE THERE?
HE'S BEING FETED
PEN.
YOU... OW!
ROLLY CHAIR!
GINA'S DESK!
OH, JAKE:
NO!
HEY.
YOU'RE LOOKING
I'M NOT GONNA GIVE YOU
WHAT?
OH, RIGHT, THE BET:
SEE IT AGAIN? HMM?
SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
YES, 3-1-1?
WHAT'S THE SAFEST WAY
TO SET A CAR ON FIRE?
OOH. HMM!
I'M A TERRIBLE SPORT.
NO.
HEY,
A CUP OF COFFEE WITH ME?
ISN'T THAT, LIKE, YOUR FIFTH
CUP OF COFFEE TODAY?
I'M TRYING
FORWARD...
UH, CAN THE LITTLE GUY
PLEASE?
SO WHO'S THE HERO NOW,
PEANUT BUTTER?
YOU'RE JUST
WHAT'S GOING ON WITH BOYLE?
OH, OKAY:
YES.
OH, THAT EXPLAINS
I'M WORRIED YOU DON'T
I'M GONNA PRETEND
HE'S GONNA SAY SOMETHING
I'D LOVE TO SEE
TRY AGAIN?
WHO STOLE $3,000.
OH, NO.
THAT'S RIGHT,
"OH, NO."
OH, NO.
YOU DON'T SEEM WORRIED.
WHY AREN'T YOU WORRIED?
AND ARRESTED 30 GUYS
THAT'S NOT A FELONY.
IT'S YOUR SECOND OFFENSE,
TWO, ONE.
NO.
LOOK!
WHOO!
I SPENT $1
EVER WITH ME?
YES.
SHE SAID YES!
THERE'S PLENTY
TO DO IT IN.
HAPPY?
OH, YEAH:
LET'S SEE THE BOW.
YOU HAD BRACES?
SHOULD WE GET YOU BRACES?
NO, THAT'S TOO MUCH.
WEAR THIS ALL NIGHT?
OH, AND THERE IS
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED
WON'T BE A PROBLEM.
SIR.
CAN I SPEAK WITH YOU?
HEY, WHERE'S ROSA?
I HAVEN'T SEEN HER
PAYS ME ALIMONY?
LET'S TAKE A SEAT.
I'M GONNA KEEP AN EYE ON
I'D LIKE YOU
IT'S SO WONDERFUL
I'VE HEARD SUCH GREAT THINGS
HE SHOULD'VE BEEN UP THERE
WHAT FOR?
NO, I WAS REFERRING TO HOW
NOOO!
HE DID WHAT?
ARE YOU
BACK IN THE FIELD?
OH.
AH.
I'M HEARING ABOUT THIS?
"HEY, BABY.
I'M BACK IN THE FIELD.
YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?"
"WHAT?"
"YOU WANT SOMETHING TO EAT?"
"SURE."
AND I GOT YOU
AN OATMEAL COOKIE?
REMEMBER?
OH, DAMN:
I'M DOOMED.
IS BOYLE'S BIG NIGHT.
BUT LET'S FORGET ABOUT THAT
TO THE BATHROOM?
HEY.
HUH?
YES, I WANT WOMEN TO BE
I'M SORRY
THAT I CAN'T STAY,
WHERE WE'LL TAKE OUR OFFICIAL
BE THE TWO OF US
AND THEN I'VE CONTRACTED
YES!
THEY'LL SING TO HER
SHE AND
500 GERMAN TOURISTS
PULL LITTLE GIRLS' PIGTAILS
ON PLAYGROUNDS?
'CAUSE THEY'RE SO EASY
THEY'RE JUST BEGGING
AND THAT'S THE ONLY WAY
HOW TO GET
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
"LIKE HER,"
THAT'S
ON TONIGHT?
$1,400, BUT ALL OF IT'S
SO IT'S, LIKE, $5 A MONTH
I DO NOT LIKE AMY!
YOU'RE PUTTING A LOT
WHY DON'T YOU SIT DOWN
CONVERSATION WITH HER?
YOU LIVE IN YOUR EX-WIFE'S
NEW BOYFRIEND'S BASEMENT.
I'M NOT TAKING ADVICE
HUP.
I'M ASHAMED
WHY ARE YOU
OLD CELL PHONE?
I'M AVOIDING BOYLE
I'M GONNA BECOME YOU.
I'M AFRAID HE'S GONNA
OH, MY GOD.
I CAN'T BE MEAN TO HIM.
FOR 28 MINUTES
BUT I ALSO CAN'T
SO I'LL KEEP HIM
HAVE YOU SEEN ROSA?
LET'S GET YOU A DRINK.
NO, EMBARRASSING:
YES.
WE'VE BEEN TRACKING
THE C:I. KNOWS
OH, SIR,
I'M RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE
I'M RENTING A TIGER CUB
FOR WHAT?
DON'T EVEN KNOW.
SO GO.
BUT I'M TAKING SANTIAGO WITH ME.
AS SOON AS WE'RE DONE,
IT'S BACK TO THE DATE.
OH, THANK GOD:
TAG IN?
NO, NOT EVEN
I'M SORRY,
BUT CAPTAIN'S LIFE
IT WAS
WASN'T A SPUR-OF-THE-MOMENT,
IT'S BEEN IN THE WORKS
THAT'S A GOOD CALL.
(Amy)
I'M SO HAPPY
OH, YEAH:
IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE
WE'RE GONNA
NO.
WITH MY AUNT'S DENTIST.
OH. OKAY.
HMM?
WORST DATE EVER?
I THINK IT'S, LIKE,
A 50-
WOW.
HEY, THOSE PEOPLE
I BET THERE'S A BETTER VANTAGE
MMM, AND I BET IT DOESN'T
THAT'S HURTFUL.
SHALL WE?
DON'T I KNOW?
YOU COOKING METH?
YOU BREAKING BAD?
DO YOU HAVE?
I'M SORRY,
HE DIDN'T EVEN TAKE THE TIME
SO...
WHAT?
SO...
YOU DIDN'T HAVE
YOUR VEST ON?
OH, NO.
OH, GOODNESS:
I SHOULDN'T
RAY.
NOW IS NOT
HUSH!
LET'S NOT
HE'S A GREAT COP.
LYING TO YOUR WIFE?
INTO MY EX-WIFE'S NEW
BOYFRIEND'S BASEMENT WITH ME,
DON'T YOU EVER
OH.
I'M SORRY, HONEY.
I JUST DIDN'T
LIKE YOU'RE READY,
AND HIS EX-WIFE'S NEW
BOYFRIEND'S APARTMENT.
I KNOW YOU'RE KIDDING,
I'M ALLOWED
MAN, I DON'T KNOW
HEY, WILL YOU GRAB
THE BINOCULARS?
THEY'RE IN
IS 98% NUTS:
THEY'RE, LIKE, 0% FAT.
THAT'S NOT
IT'S ACTUALLY
WHAT?
DON'T EXACTLY ROLL UP.
THE CAR'S
SO MUCH?
WANT TO KNOW?
AND, IT BEING THE BEST DAY
NUT?
READY?
MM-HMM.
YOU READY?
UH-HUH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IN YOUR NOSE?
IT'S HOLT.
OH, GOOD NEWS, PERALTA:
OOH.
UM...
WE'RE ALREADY HERE.
PLUS I'M CURIOUS
IT'S YOUR CALL.
WHAT DID HOLT WANT?
HOW YOU DOING?
ANY PROGRESS?
YEP.
IF YOU'D WON THE BET,
GONNA DESTROY MY CAR?
NO.
YOU WOULDN'T.
WOULD'VE BEEN, LIKE,
NO.
NO!
HEY, HEY!
THERE'S OUR GUYS.
WHAT'S THE PLAY HERE?
I'M SNACKY.
I'LL ASK HIM.
WILL THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY?
SIR.
WE'RE KIND OF BUSY HERE.
THINKS WE'RE LOST.
NO, I KNOW WE'RE LOST.
I THINK HE'S AN IDIOT.
IDIOT?
WE'RE OUT HERE
SUSAN?
(Amy)
BROOKLYN BRIDGE?
WE MET ON
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU SON OF A BITCH!
HEY, HEY.
HEY, NO ONE TALKS TO SUSAN
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?
ON THE GROUND! NYPD!
NYPD!
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
I'M SAD Y'ALL
I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK TOGETHER.
HEY.
OH.
IT'S HAPPENING?
BULLETS FOR YOU?
LET'S DO THIS.
I THINK YOU'RE SWEET...
I DIDN'T KNOW
AND SO
YOU'VE BEEN EXTRA NICE
TO ME
I'D RISKED MY LIFE FOR YOU.
IT'LL BE BECAUSE
UM, ACTUALLY:
IT'S, UH... IT'S,
LIKE...
IT'S, LIKE... IT'S BLUE... IT'S,
I'M GLAD TO SEE YOU TWO
ME TOO.
I'M NOT SURE
THEY COULD'VE MADE THAT BUST.
SO... SORRY YOU LOST SO MUCH
NAH, IT STILL GOES ON
'CAUSE WE CAUGHT
THAT'S VERY MATURE
OF YOU.
THAT'S ME.
"THANKS FOR LAST NIGHT."
OH, NO.
CANCEL WHAT?
SIR, YOU DON'T HAVE TO...
SO...
UHH... EUGH!
NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.
I'LL TAKE THIS BULLET
UGH.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I THOUGHT: AREN'T
WE ALL GONNA: NO?
- SHH.