1 00:00:02,341 --> 00:00:03,924 Morning, Scully. 2 00:00:02,341 --> 00:00:03,924 How was your weekend? 3 00:00:03,924 --> 00:00:08,049 Oh, fun. Kelly and I hit 4 00:00:03,924 --> 00:00:08,049 the park, went for a long walk. 5 00:00:08,049 --> 00:00:09,675 Fell asleep watching TV. 6 00:00:09,675 --> 00:00:13,550 Oh. Sounds like a fun 7 00:00:09,675 --> 00:00:13,550 weekend with Kelly. 8 00:00:13,550 --> 00:00:16,675 So, Kelly. Is that 9 00:00:13,550 --> 00:00:16,675 Scully's wife or his dog? 10 00:00:16,675 --> 00:00:18,634 - Uh.. 11 00:00:16,675 --> 00:00:18,634 - Wait. 12 00:00:18,634 --> 00:00:19,882 No one knows 13 00:00:18,634 --> 00:00:19,882 Scully's wife's name? 14 00:00:19,882 --> 00:00:21,341 I think Kelly is his dog. 15 00:00:21,341 --> 00:00:22,924 Went for a long walk. 16 00:00:21,341 --> 00:00:22,924 That's what you do with a dog. 17 00:00:22,924 --> 00:00:25,174 You can go on a long 18 00:00:22,924 --> 00:00:25,174 walk with a person. 19 00:00:25,174 --> 00:00:26,467 At sunset. 20 00:00:26,467 --> 00:00:28,592 Talking about nothing. 21 00:00:26,467 --> 00:00:28,592 And everything. 22 00:00:28,592 --> 00:00:31,425 Sounds awful. 23 00:00:28,592 --> 00:00:31,425 Hit the park. That's a dog. 24 00:00:31,425 --> 00:00:34,049 My wife takes the babies 25 00:00:31,425 --> 00:00:34,049 to the park all the time. 26 00:00:34,049 --> 00:00:35,840 All right, we're doing this. 27 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:37,174 Let's play "wife or dog." 28 00:00:37,174 --> 00:00:39,383 Hey, so Scully, 29 00:00:39,383 --> 00:00:41,508 what do you do 30 00:00:39,383 --> 00:00:41,508 at the park with Kelly? 31 00:00:41,508 --> 00:00:42,924 Oh, we just walk around. 32 00:00:42,924 --> 00:00:45,174 She gets antsy if she doesn't 33 00:00:42,924 --> 00:00:45,174 get outside enough. 34 00:00:45,174 --> 00:00:48,258 And then it's just 35 00:00:45,174 --> 00:00:48,258 yap, yap, yap, all day long. 36 00:00:48,258 --> 00:00:51,091 Hey, what's Kelly's 37 00:00:48,258 --> 00:00:51,091 favorite food? 38 00:00:51,091 --> 00:00:54,091 Peanut butter. She'll eat it 39 00:00:51,091 --> 00:00:54,091 right out of the jar. 40 00:00:54,091 --> 00:00:55,383 How old is Kelly again? 41 00:00:55,383 --> 00:00:56,675 Well, she's getting up there, 42 00:00:56,675 --> 00:00:58,467 but she's pretty spry 43 00:00:56,675 --> 00:00:58,467 for her age. 44 00:00:58,467 --> 00:01:00,592 Especially considering she got 45 00:00:58,467 --> 00:01:00,592 hit by that car a year ago. 46 00:01:00,592 --> 00:01:02,258 Oh, that's so awful. 47 00:01:02,258 --> 00:01:04,091 Was she chasing something 48 00:01:02,258 --> 00:01:04,091 into the street, or... 49 00:01:04,091 --> 00:01:06,717 No. Just getting me 50 00:01:04,091 --> 00:01:06,717 the newspaper. 51 00:01:06,717 --> 00:01:08,341 All right, this is useless. 52 00:01:08,341 --> 00:01:10,049 Scully, is Kelly 53 00:01:08,341 --> 00:01:10,049 your wife or your dog? 54 00:01:10,049 --> 00:01:11,799 How can you ask me that? 55 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:15,383 I still don't know 56 00:01:13,508 --> 00:01:15,383 which it is. 57 00:01:15,383 --> 00:01:17,049 Could be either. 58 00:01:15,383 --> 00:01:17,049 I could not tell you. 59 00:01:38,007 --> 00:01:38,840 Okay, what do you got? 60 00:01:39,425 --> 00:01:40,133 Yup. 61 00:01:41,216 --> 00:01:42,798 Oh, sir, are you 62 00:01:41,216 --> 00:01:42,798 looking for your glasses? 63 00:01:43,216 --> 00:01:45,216 I borrowed them to do 64 00:01:43,216 --> 00:01:45,216 an impression of you. 65 00:01:45,216 --> 00:01:45,840 It killed. 66 00:01:46,425 --> 00:01:48,675 Peralta, give me my glasses. 67 00:01:49,007 --> 00:01:50,840 Peralta, give me back 68 00:01:49,007 --> 00:01:50,840 my glasses. 69 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:52,007 Okay. 70 00:01:52,007 --> 00:01:53,592 All right, lay out 71 00:01:52,007 --> 00:01:53,592 the steroids case. 72 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:54,840 It's a major operation. 73 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:56,882 And one of the biggest 74 00:01:54,840 --> 00:01:56,882 black market distributors 75 00:01:56,882 --> 00:01:58,341 in all of Brooklyn. 76 00:01:58,341 --> 00:02:00,133 And it's centered at a gym 77 00:01:58,341 --> 00:02:00,133 called Brooklyn Total Body. 78 00:02:00,133 --> 00:02:03,634 The focus of our investigation 79 00:02:00,133 --> 00:02:03,634 is a guy named Brandon Jacoby. 80 00:02:03,634 --> 00:02:06,216 He did seven years 81 00:02:03,634 --> 00:02:06,216 at Rikers for assault. 82 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,634 we spent two weeks undercover 83 00:02:08,840 --> 00:02:11,634 infiltrating the gym. 84 00:02:11,634 --> 00:02:13,840 "Gym-filtrating" it. 85 00:02:11,634 --> 00:02:13,840 I coined that. 86 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:16,840 I think it'll really catch on 87 00:02:13,840 --> 00:02:16,840 if more people infiltrated gyms. 88 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,674 We believe that Jacoby can 89 00:02:16,840 --> 00:02:19,674 link us to the distributors, 90 00:02:19,674 --> 00:02:22,550 but he only talks to trainers 91 00:02:19,674 --> 00:02:22,550 and other muscle heads. 92 00:02:22,550 --> 00:02:24,007 So we want to 93 00:02:22,550 --> 00:02:24,007 bring in the Sarge. 94 00:02:24,007 --> 00:02:25,674 His name will be 95 00:02:24,007 --> 00:02:25,674 Trent Carter. 96 00:02:25,674 --> 00:02:27,216 A personal trainer, bouncer, 97 00:02:27,216 --> 00:02:29,341 and assistant manager 98 00:02:27,216 --> 00:02:29,341 at Petsmart. 99 00:02:29,882 --> 00:02:31,716 It's the economy. 100 00:02:29,882 --> 00:02:31,716 What can you do? 101 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:33,300 - Gentlemen, have a seat. 102 00:02:31,716 --> 00:02:33,300 - Okay. 103 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:35,508 Sergeant Jeffords is just 104 00:02:33,300 --> 00:02:35,508 getting back in the field. 105 00:02:35,508 --> 00:02:36,634 What if he panics again? 106 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,550 Why is everyone so worried 107 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,550 about the Sarge? 108 00:02:38,550 --> 00:02:40,758 I mean, he saved your life 109 00:02:38,550 --> 00:02:40,758 at the rail yard. 110 00:02:40,758 --> 00:02:43,425 Okay. It's your case. 111 00:02:43,425 --> 00:02:45,216 But if anything goes 112 00:02:43,425 --> 00:02:45,216 wrong, it's on you. 113 00:02:45,216 --> 00:02:47,840 Trust me, the Sergeant 114 00:02:45,216 --> 00:02:47,840 will be fine. 115 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,633 If you want to worry about 116 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,633 anyone panicking in the field 117 00:02:49,633 --> 00:02:51,758 - it should be Boyle. 118 00:02:49,633 --> 00:02:51,758 - Damn straight. 119 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:53,840 Wait, why'd 120 00:02:52,840 --> 00:02:53,840 I high five that? 121 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,633 'Cause you're a sucker 122 00:02:53,840 --> 00:02:55,633 for a high five. 123 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:56,341 Damn straight I am. 124 00:02:59,216 --> 00:03:01,091 Captain, I need a favor. 125 00:03:01,216 --> 00:03:03,174 My apartment got 126 00:03:01,216 --> 00:03:03,174 broken into last night. 127 00:03:03,174 --> 00:03:04,924 Gina, that's terrible. 128 00:03:03,174 --> 00:03:04,924 Are you okay? 129 00:03:04,924 --> 00:03:07,550 I'm fine, 130 00:03:04,924 --> 00:03:07,550 but I suffered the loss 131 00:03:07,550 --> 00:03:09,216 of many treasured items. 132 00:03:09,216 --> 00:03:11,840 Such as my grandma's 133 00:03:09,216 --> 00:03:11,840 jewelry, some cash, 134 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,467 and this very fancy gown 135 00:03:11,840 --> 00:03:15,467 with, like, a magic eye print. 136 00:03:15,550 --> 00:03:18,758 Do you have any connections 137 00:03:15,550 --> 00:03:18,758 in the FBI or CIA? 138 00:03:19,216 --> 00:03:21,633 There's no one else I can 139 00:03:19,216 --> 00:03:21,633 turn to to solve this crime. 140 00:03:21,633 --> 00:03:23,091 Gina, you work 141 00:03:21,633 --> 00:03:23,091 in a police precinct. 142 00:03:23,091 --> 00:03:24,341 You can turn 143 00:03:23,091 --> 00:03:24,341 to anyone here. 144 00:03:24,341 --> 00:03:25,840 You think these 145 00:03:24,341 --> 00:03:25,840 buffoons can help? 146 00:03:25,840 --> 00:03:26,924 They're buffoons. 147 00:03:26,924 --> 00:03:28,591 They are not buffoons. 148 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:29,674 Try the heel. 149 00:03:33,007 --> 00:03:34,216 Still don't feel anything. 150 00:03:34,216 --> 00:03:37,216 Awesome. I wish I had 151 00:03:34,216 --> 00:03:37,216 nerve damage. 152 00:03:37,216 --> 00:03:39,216 Some of them are buffoons. 153 00:03:39,216 --> 00:03:41,341 But I'll find the non-buffoons 154 00:03:39,216 --> 00:03:41,341 to investigate. 155 00:03:41,341 --> 00:03:44,216 Could you ask Scully 156 00:03:41,341 --> 00:03:44,216 to return my thumbtacks? 157 00:03:44,216 --> 00:03:45,924 I already put 'em 158 00:03:44,216 --> 00:03:45,924 in a biohazard bag 159 00:03:45,924 --> 00:03:47,550 and tossed 'em 160 00:03:45,924 --> 00:03:47,550 in the furnace. 161 00:03:47,633 --> 00:03:48,341 Good call. 162 00:03:49,007 --> 00:03:50,216 You ready, Sarge? 163 00:03:50,216 --> 00:03:51,840 I was born ready. 164 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,383 And then I was not 165 00:03:51,840 --> 00:03:53,383 born ready for a while, 166 00:03:53,383 --> 00:03:55,007 but now I'm back 167 00:03:53,383 --> 00:03:55,007 to being born ready. 168 00:03:55,007 --> 00:03:57,633 Yes! The ebony falcon 169 00:03:55,007 --> 00:03:57,633 soars again. 170 00:03:57,633 --> 00:03:59,425 The ebony falcon. 171 00:03:59,425 --> 00:04:01,007 His feathers are muscles. 172 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:03,216 Let's talk strategy 173 00:04:01,007 --> 00:04:03,216 later tonight at my house. 174 00:04:03,216 --> 00:04:05,425 My wife's working late, 175 00:04:03,216 --> 00:04:05,425 I'm on daddy duty. 176 00:04:05,425 --> 00:04:06,799 But you're ready 177 00:04:05,425 --> 00:04:06,799 for this, right? 178 00:04:06,799 --> 00:04:08,341 Absolutely. 179 00:04:08,341 --> 00:04:12,049 I just need to put my precious 180 00:04:08,341 --> 00:04:12,049 babies to bed with a story. 181 00:04:12,049 --> 00:04:15,425 The ebony falcon needs 182 00:04:12,049 --> 00:04:15,425 to read Go, Dog, Go. 183 00:04:15,425 --> 00:04:16,467 Yeah, he does. 184 00:04:16,467 --> 00:04:18,633 Terry Jeffords is back! 185 00:04:16,467 --> 00:04:18,633 Chest bump me. 186 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:19,549 You don't want 187 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:19,549 to do this, man. 188 00:04:19,549 --> 00:04:20,549 No, I really do. 189 00:04:20,549 --> 00:04:21,467 It hurts you every time. 190 00:04:21,467 --> 00:04:22,633 No, I know, but I'm fired up. 191 00:04:22,633 --> 00:04:23,840 The adrenaline is gonna 192 00:04:22,633 --> 00:04:23,840 carry me through. 193 00:04:23,840 --> 00:04:26,049 Here we go. 194 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:33,216 No signs of forced entry 195 00:04:30,840 --> 00:04:33,216 at the door. 196 00:04:33,216 --> 00:04:34,633 But the window was jimmied. 197 00:04:34,633 --> 00:04:35,840 You don't have locks 198 00:04:34,633 --> 00:04:35,840 on your windows. 199 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:37,216 Way to blame the victim. 200 00:04:37,216 --> 00:04:39,799 Sorry I'm not rich 201 00:04:37,216 --> 00:04:39,799 like you, Miss 1%. 202 00:04:39,799 --> 00:04:42,174 They cost $8. 203 00:04:39,799 --> 00:04:42,174 You have a fur bedspread. 204 00:04:42,174 --> 00:04:45,007 Why do you have so many 205 00:04:42,174 --> 00:04:45,007 lycra bodysuits? 206 00:04:45,007 --> 00:04:47,425 And why do you need eight 207 00:04:45,007 --> 00:04:47,425 full drawers of underwear? 208 00:04:47,425 --> 00:04:49,633 Because I'm civilized. 209 00:04:49,633 --> 00:04:51,716 Less talky-talk, 210 00:04:49,633 --> 00:04:51,716 more solvey-solve. 211 00:04:51,716 --> 00:04:53,840 We need an itemized list 212 00:04:51,716 --> 00:04:53,840 of everything that was stolen. 213 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,840 I already gave it 214 00:04:53,840 --> 00:04:55,840 to Captain Holt. 215 00:04:55,840 --> 00:04:59,425 $160 in cash, one TV, 216 00:04:59,425 --> 00:05:01,882 one large painting 217 00:04:59,425 --> 00:05:01,882 of a naked lady on a lion, 218 00:05:01,882 --> 00:05:04,840 one set of Joseph Gordon-Levitt 219 00:05:01,882 --> 00:05:04,840 nesting dolls... 220 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:05,633 Wow. 221 00:05:05,633 --> 00:05:07,633 Homemade and irreplaceable. 222 00:05:07,633 --> 00:05:09,216 One music box that plays 223 00:05:09,216 --> 00:05:11,633 "She Works Hard For The Money" 224 00:05:09,216 --> 00:05:11,633 when opened. 225 00:05:11,633 --> 00:05:13,216 One knockoff 226 00:05:11,633 --> 00:05:13,216 designer clutch... 227 00:05:13,216 --> 00:05:15,007 Can't you just buy 228 00:05:13,216 --> 00:05:15,007 another knockoff? 229 00:05:15,007 --> 00:05:16,840 No, I can't, Silly Sue. 230 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:19,300 'Cause the label no longer 231 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:19,300 makes the original, 232 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:22,467 so the sweatshop no longer 233 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:22,467 makes the knockoff. 234 00:05:22,467 --> 00:05:24,633 Can you estimate the value 235 00:05:22,467 --> 00:05:24,633 of everything that was taken? 236 00:05:24,633 --> 00:05:27,467 Emotionally, $700 million. 237 00:05:31,425 --> 00:05:33,133 - Somebody at the door. 238 00:05:31,425 --> 00:05:33,133 - Yeah. 239 00:05:33,133 --> 00:05:33,924 Hey, Sarge. 240 00:05:33,924 --> 00:05:35,133 Sorry about the mess. 241 00:05:35,133 --> 00:05:36,633 Hi, Cagney. Hi, Lacey. 242 00:05:36,633 --> 00:05:38,840 Hey, your kids like 243 00:05:36,633 --> 00:05:38,840 the same kind of cereal as me. 244 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,924 Well, we just 245 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,924 finished story time. 246 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,840 I'm gonna kiss 247 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:42,840 the girls night-night, 248 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,549 then we can get down 249 00:05:42,840 --> 00:05:44,549 to business. 250 00:05:44,549 --> 00:05:46,840 All right, 251 00:05:44,549 --> 00:05:46,840 time for night-night, girls. 252 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:49,591 He is so strong 253 00:05:46,840 --> 00:05:49,591 but so gentle. 254 00:05:49,591 --> 00:05:52,549 He's like an enormous, 255 00:05:49,591 --> 00:05:52,549 muscular Ellen DeGeneres. 256 00:05:52,549 --> 00:05:54,882 You know, I just want 257 00:05:52,549 --> 00:05:54,882 to let you guys know 258 00:05:54,882 --> 00:05:57,840 that I love you girls 259 00:05:54,882 --> 00:05:57,840 so, so much. 260 00:05:57,840 --> 00:05:59,840 Okay? So sleep tight. 261 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,840 You know, daddy will never 262 00:05:59,840 --> 00:06:02,840 leave you, right, girls? 263 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,840 Rock-a-bye baby... 264 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:07,840 Gosh. Really makes you 265 00:06:04,840 --> 00:06:07,840 understand what he went through. 266 00:06:07,840 --> 00:06:09,798 I'm worried about Terry. 267 00:06:09,798 --> 00:06:11,591 We can't let anything bad 268 00:06:09,798 --> 00:06:11,591 happen to him. 269 00:06:15,716 --> 00:06:17,424 Jake, where are you? 270 00:06:17,424 --> 00:06:18,049 In here. 271 00:06:20,300 --> 00:06:21,216 Oh... 272 00:06:21,216 --> 00:06:23,216 This is a classy tepee. 273 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,216 Should we get these 274 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,216 instead of desks at work? 275 00:06:25,216 --> 00:06:26,840 We have to get Terry 276 00:06:25,216 --> 00:06:26,840 off this case. 277 00:06:26,840 --> 00:06:27,758 What? Why? 278 00:06:27,758 --> 00:06:28,840 Look, I thought 279 00:06:27,758 --> 00:06:28,840 he was a weirdo 280 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:31,424 for having his year-long 281 00:06:28,840 --> 00:06:31,424 freak-out, but I get it now. 282 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:33,882 He has children. What happens 283 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:33,882 to them if he gets hurt? 284 00:06:33,882 --> 00:06:35,383 I'll have to 285 00:06:33,882 --> 00:06:35,383 take care of them. 286 00:06:35,383 --> 00:06:37,840 Or his wife or other family 287 00:06:35,383 --> 00:06:37,840 or his more mature friends, 288 00:06:37,840 --> 00:06:39,466 but interesting point. 289 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:41,007 Why is this just 290 00:06:39,466 --> 00:06:41,007 hitting you now? 291 00:06:41,007 --> 00:06:42,840 I don't know, I guess I just 292 00:06:41,007 --> 00:06:42,840 hadn't seen his kids in so long 293 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,882 he never takes them around 294 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:44,882 the precinct for some reason. 295 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:46,840 Because of 296 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:46,840 all the guns and danger. 297 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,007 If you have concerns, maybe you 298 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:49,007 should talk to Terry about it. 299 00:06:49,007 --> 00:06:50,840 No. And you can't either. 300 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,007 If he finds out 301 00:06:50,840 --> 00:06:52,007 we're worried about him, 302 00:06:52,007 --> 00:06:53,840 it'll get in his head 303 00:06:52,007 --> 00:06:53,840 and freak him out. 304 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,007 He'll lose his edge 305 00:06:53,840 --> 00:06:55,007 and panic. 306 00:06:55,007 --> 00:06:56,840 Yeah, that's why I've never 307 00:06:55,007 --> 00:06:56,840 tried to develop an edge. 308 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,007 You can't lose 309 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,007 what you don't have. 310 00:06:58,007 --> 00:06:58,840 No surprises. 311 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,133 What are you guys 312 00:06:58,840 --> 00:07:00,133 talking about? 313 00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:02,300 - Work. 314 00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:02,300 - International 315 00:07:00,133 --> 00:07:02,300 taxes and tariffs. 316 00:07:02,300 --> 00:07:03,798 Work. 317 00:07:03,798 --> 00:07:04,798 Heh. 318 00:07:04,798 --> 00:07:05,716 So... 319 00:07:05,716 --> 00:07:06,840 What's the plan at the gym? 320 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,216 Well, I say 321 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,216 we slow-play it. 322 00:07:08,216 --> 00:07:09,424 You know? 323 00:07:09,424 --> 00:07:11,216 Do a little more setup, 324 00:07:09,424 --> 00:07:11,216 a little surveillance, 325 00:07:11,216 --> 00:07:13,591 wait a couple months and see 326 00:07:11,216 --> 00:07:13,591 if they turn themselves in. 327 00:07:13,591 --> 00:07:16,633 Listen, man, I know 328 00:07:13,591 --> 00:07:16,633 everybody's worried about me 329 00:07:16,633 --> 00:07:18,007 being psychologically 330 00:07:16,633 --> 00:07:18,007 ready for this. 331 00:07:18,007 --> 00:07:19,840 But I promise you I am. 332 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,007 No matter what happens, 333 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:22,840 no matter how many 334 00:07:21,007 --> 00:07:22,840 bullets are flying, 335 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:26,133 I'm gonna be right there 336 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:26,133 in the middle of everything. 337 00:07:26,133 --> 00:07:27,633 I got your back. 338 00:07:27,633 --> 00:07:31,633 No, it's not even that, 339 00:07:27,633 --> 00:07:31,633 you know, it's just... 340 00:07:31,633 --> 00:07:33,007 Well, frankly, I'm not so sure 341 00:07:31,633 --> 00:07:33,007 that everyone at the gym 342 00:07:33,007 --> 00:07:34,216 is gonna buy you as a trainer. 343 00:07:34,216 --> 00:07:36,216 You've been sitting behind 344 00:07:34,216 --> 00:07:36,216 that desk for so long 345 00:07:36,216 --> 00:07:37,424 you've gotten 346 00:07:36,216 --> 00:07:37,424 a little tubby. 347 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:39,840 Right? It's like, 348 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:39,840 love handle alert! 349 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,716 Do you have a bone 350 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:41,716 there somehow? 351 00:07:41,716 --> 00:07:45,840 Jake, I promise. 352 00:07:41,716 --> 00:07:45,840 I'm good. 353 00:07:45,840 --> 00:07:47,466 Oops. 354 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:50,216 I gotta put this stuffed 355 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:50,216 giraffe between my two girls. 356 00:07:50,216 --> 00:07:52,091 They both like to snuggle 357 00:07:50,216 --> 00:07:52,091 against his head. 358 00:07:53,424 --> 00:07:55,007 Here comes Mr. Snuggles. 359 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:56,840 Here comes 360 00:07:55,007 --> 00:07:56,840 Mr. Snuggles. 361 00:08:00,633 --> 00:08:02,091 Okay, thanks. 362 00:08:02,091 --> 00:08:04,424 Crime tech report from 363 00:08:02,091 --> 00:08:04,424 your apartment came back. 364 00:08:04,424 --> 00:08:05,758 Apparently they found 365 00:08:04,424 --> 00:08:05,758 a strand of hair 366 00:08:05,758 --> 00:08:07,424 belonging to Mario Lopez. 367 00:08:07,424 --> 00:08:09,216 I bought a lock of his hair 368 00:08:07,424 --> 00:08:09,216 at an auction. 369 00:08:09,216 --> 00:08:11,840 That's cool it's real. 370 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,007 What'd they say 371 00:08:11,840 --> 00:08:13,007 about the prints? 372 00:08:13,007 --> 00:08:14,674 None of the partials 373 00:08:13,007 --> 00:08:14,674 returned any matches. 374 00:08:14,674 --> 00:08:17,424 Nobody in your building 375 00:08:14,674 --> 00:08:17,424 saw anything. We've hit a wall. 376 00:08:17,424 --> 00:08:18,633 So what do we do next? 377 00:08:18,633 --> 00:08:20,674 Do I just look 378 00:08:18,633 --> 00:08:20,674 for another apartment? 379 00:08:20,674 --> 00:08:22,424 Should I buy a handgun? 380 00:08:22,424 --> 00:08:23,840 Should I buy a shotgun? 381 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,633 Should I buy an Uzi? 382 00:08:25,633 --> 00:08:27,840 Look, Gina, 383 00:08:25,633 --> 00:08:27,840 we've done all we can. 384 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,840 This is how it goes 385 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:29,840 with most B and E's. 386 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,633 Mm. All right. 387 00:08:31,633 --> 00:08:34,007 C'est la vie. Let me grab 388 00:08:31,633 --> 00:08:34,007 your badge numbers. 389 00:08:34,007 --> 00:08:35,216 'Cause I will be filing 390 00:08:35,216 --> 00:08:37,424 an official civilian 391 00:08:35,216 --> 00:08:37,424 complaint with the Captain. 392 00:08:41,424 --> 00:08:42,424 Why did I just receive 393 00:08:42,424 --> 00:08:44,007 a civilian complaint 394 00:08:42,424 --> 00:08:44,007 about you two? 395 00:08:44,007 --> 00:08:45,424 I can answer this. 396 00:08:45,424 --> 00:08:46,840 Because your assistant 397 00:08:45,424 --> 00:08:46,840 is a goblin. 398 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,633 Captain, we swept the scene, 399 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,633 ran the prints, 400 00:08:49,633 --> 00:08:52,633 canvassed the building. 401 00:08:49,633 --> 00:08:52,633 We followed procedure. 402 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:57,840 "Procedure" is just a fancy word 403 00:08:52,633 --> 00:08:57,840 for proper order to do things. 404 00:08:57,840 --> 00:08:59,840 Yes, that is it's definition. 405 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,633 This is a miscarriage 406 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:01,633 of justice. 407 00:09:01,633 --> 00:09:04,007 I'm gonna haunt your dreams. 408 00:09:11,674 --> 00:09:13,716 You sure you can lift 409 00:09:11,674 --> 00:09:13,716 this much weight? 410 00:09:13,716 --> 00:09:15,007 Are you kidding me? 411 00:09:15,007 --> 00:09:17,840 I was the strongest kid in 412 00:09:15,007 --> 00:09:17,840 my camp seven summers in a row. 413 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,758 It would've been eight if 414 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,758 that freak Rebecca 415 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,758 Lobelman hadn't showed up. 416 00:09:21,133 --> 00:09:21,840 Let's put in work. 417 00:09:23,216 --> 00:09:24,216 And here we go. 418 00:09:24,216 --> 00:09:25,758 One. 419 00:09:24,216 --> 00:09:25,758 And I'm done. That's it. 420 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,007 Oh, good rep. 421 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:29,007 Don't wanna get too bulky. 422 00:09:29,007 --> 00:09:30,633 - Two things. 423 00:09:30,633 --> 00:09:32,840 First, this gym's wipe-down 424 00:09:30,633 --> 00:09:32,840 policy is criminally lax. 425 00:09:32,840 --> 00:09:34,216 So I rewrote it. 426 00:09:34,216 --> 00:09:35,424 Second, I lowered 427 00:09:34,216 --> 00:09:35,424 the temperature 428 00:09:35,424 --> 00:09:37,424 of the water fountain 429 00:09:35,424 --> 00:09:37,424 by two degrees. 430 00:09:37,424 --> 00:09:38,840 Still waiting on feedback, 431 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:41,424 but I see a lot 432 00:09:38,840 --> 00:09:41,424 of refreshed faces. 433 00:09:41,424 --> 00:09:43,007 Also Brandon Jacoby 434 00:09:41,424 --> 00:09:43,007 should be here soon. 435 00:09:43,007 --> 00:09:44,840 How was that not 436 00:09:43,007 --> 00:09:44,840 one of your two things? 437 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,840 I gave his regular trainer 438 00:09:44,840 --> 00:09:46,840 the day off, 439 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,840 I told him Trent 440 00:09:46,840 --> 00:09:48,840 would be filling in. 441 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,840 It was an interesting 442 00:09:48,840 --> 00:09:51,840 interaction. 443 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:54,758 Well, according to my new 444 00:09:51,840 --> 00:09:54,758 cloud-based scheduling system, 445 00:09:54,758 --> 00:09:57,799 your trainer is out, 446 00:09:54,758 --> 00:09:57,799 and Trent will be filling in. 447 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:04,215 I spent 40 minutes making that 448 00:10:00,840 --> 00:10:04,215 water bottle pyramid display. 449 00:10:04,215 --> 00:10:05,799 This guy is a psycho. 450 00:10:05,799 --> 00:10:07,215 You know the best way 451 00:10:05,799 --> 00:10:07,215 to deal with psychos. 452 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:10,424 The silent treatment. We should 453 00:10:07,215 --> 00:10:10,424 draw him out by not engaging. 454 00:10:10,424 --> 00:10:11,924 Nope. 455 00:10:11,924 --> 00:10:14,215 The longer we wait the more 456 00:10:11,924 --> 00:10:14,215 likely our cover gets blown. 457 00:10:14,215 --> 00:10:15,591 I'll make contact. 458 00:10:15,591 --> 00:10:17,716 Okay, but just remember. 459 00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:19,424 You're not Terry. 460 00:10:17,716 --> 00:10:19,424 You're Trent. 461 00:10:19,424 --> 00:10:23,549 Trainer and known hemophiliac, 462 00:10:19,424 --> 00:10:23,549 so be careful. 463 00:10:23,549 --> 00:10:26,591 Trent is also a quaker who 464 00:10:23,549 --> 00:10:26,591 avoids violence at all costs. 465 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:30,799 You Trent? 466 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:35,758 Yup. A black Trent. 467 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:35,758 One of many. 468 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,133 Uh, what do you want 469 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:39,133 to start with today? 470 00:10:39,133 --> 00:10:40,424 Weights. 471 00:10:40,424 --> 00:10:42,007 Excuse me, sir. 472 00:10:40,424 --> 00:10:42,007 Can I borrow this machine? 473 00:10:42,007 --> 00:10:44,424 I need to be here to keep 474 00:10:42,007 --> 00:10:44,424 an eye on a friend. 475 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:47,840 Hold on. I'm on my last set. 476 00:10:47,840 --> 00:10:48,633 Okay. 477 00:10:48,633 --> 00:10:49,674 Two... 478 00:10:53,007 --> 00:10:53,924 Three... 479 00:10:54,215 --> 00:10:55,674 Can you go any faster? 480 00:10:55,674 --> 00:10:56,840 I mean, what do you need 481 00:10:55,674 --> 00:10:56,840 leg muscles for anyway? 482 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:58,215 You're, like, 100 years old. 483 00:10:58,215 --> 00:11:00,466 Socially acceptable for you 484 00:10:58,215 --> 00:11:00,466 to roll around on a scooter. 485 00:11:00,840 --> 00:11:01,840 I lost the count. 486 00:11:03,840 --> 00:11:04,840 One. 487 00:11:04,840 --> 00:11:05,716 One? 488 00:11:07,257 --> 00:11:08,007 Come on. You're not 489 00:11:07,257 --> 00:11:08,007 even moving. Let's go. 490 00:11:08,007 --> 00:11:09,840 Get your hands off me! 491 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,633 I've heard about this 492 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,633 in the news! 493 00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:13,215 - You're cyber-bullying me! 494 00:11:11,633 --> 00:11:13,215 - Shh! 495 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,758 I'm getting the manager! 496 00:11:13,215 --> 00:11:14,758 Get the hell away from me! 497 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,382 No, you're very misinformed. 498 00:11:14,758 --> 00:11:16,382 Please don't... 499 00:11:17,466 --> 00:11:18,507 Damn it. 500 00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:33,007 Hey. Have you seen Terry? 501 00:11:29,633 --> 00:11:33,007 I lost him. 502 00:11:33,007 --> 00:11:34,924 His children could be 503 00:11:33,007 --> 00:11:34,924 orphans already. 504 00:11:34,924 --> 00:11:37,424 Fatherless, 505 00:11:34,924 --> 00:11:37,424 mother-having orphans. 506 00:11:37,424 --> 00:11:38,633 I'm sure he's fine. 507 00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,716 I think the bigger issue 508 00:11:38,633 --> 00:11:40,716 is the complaint I received 509 00:11:40,716 --> 00:11:41,882 from an older gentleman 510 00:11:41,882 --> 00:11:44,049 saying you tried to 511 00:11:41,882 --> 00:11:44,049 hurry him off his machine, 512 00:11:44,049 --> 00:11:45,840 in open defiance 513 00:11:44,049 --> 00:11:45,840 of gym protocol. 514 00:11:45,840 --> 00:11:47,173 Don't do this. 515 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,007 I know we're friends, 516 00:11:47,173 --> 00:11:49,007 but if you do that again, 517 00:11:49,007 --> 00:11:50,840 I'm gonna have to 518 00:11:49,007 --> 00:11:50,840 suspend your membership. 519 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,007 What have you become? 520 00:11:52,007 --> 00:11:53,549 Me. I've become me. 521 00:11:53,549 --> 00:11:54,549 What? 522 00:11:54,549 --> 00:11:55,840 Oh, Sarge, thank god. 523 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,340 Where were you? 524 00:11:55,840 --> 00:11:57,340 What happened? 525 00:11:57,340 --> 00:12:00,424 Nothing happened. Jacoby wanted 526 00:11:57,340 --> 00:12:00,424 to do wind sprints outside. 527 00:12:00,424 --> 00:12:03,633 You know, he's a mean dude, 528 00:12:00,424 --> 00:12:03,633 but I think I'm making progress. 529 00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:05,840 He asked to borrow 530 00:12:03,633 --> 00:12:05,840 my squat belt, I told him no, 531 00:12:05,840 --> 00:12:07,299 he respected that. 532 00:12:07,299 --> 00:12:09,882 Okay, but let's build up 533 00:12:07,299 --> 00:12:09,882 that relationship slowly, okay? 534 00:12:09,882 --> 00:12:11,549 We don't want to 535 00:12:09,882 --> 00:12:11,549 jump the gun and spook him. 536 00:12:11,840 --> 00:12:13,840 Whew! 537 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,758 - 'Sup? 538 00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:15,758 - Good workout. 539 00:12:16,798 --> 00:12:19,840 You know, it's weird I never 540 00:12:16,798 --> 00:12:19,840 worked out with you before. 541 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,424 What'd you say 542 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:21,424 your regular gym was? 543 00:12:21,424 --> 00:12:24,840 I didn't. 544 00:12:21,424 --> 00:12:24,840 Brooklyn Bulk Fitness. 545 00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:26,215 Huh? 546 00:12:26,215 --> 00:12:28,424 I work out there too. 547 00:12:28,424 --> 00:12:29,966 Never heard of any Trent. 548 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,215 I don't know why. 549 00:12:29,966 --> 00:12:32,215 I work out there all the time. 550 00:12:32,215 --> 00:12:34,840 Really? Starting when? 551 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,090 hands on your head! 552 00:12:34,840 --> 00:12:37,090 My god, you're gigantic. 553 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,840 What are you doing, Peralta? 554 00:12:37,090 --> 00:12:39,840 You just blew my cover! 555 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,215 Or did I save your life? 556 00:12:41,215 --> 00:12:43,215 Or did you compromise 557 00:12:41,215 --> 00:12:43,215 an investigation 558 00:12:43,215 --> 00:12:45,048 and piss off 559 00:12:43,215 --> 00:12:45,048 a superior officer? 560 00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:47,090 I'm sensing from your tone 561 00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:47,090 it's that one. 562 00:12:48,215 --> 00:12:50,215 I need some afternoon coffee. 563 00:12:51,215 --> 00:12:52,674 What's the matter with you? 564 00:12:52,674 --> 00:12:55,591 Gina came by my house last 565 00:12:52,674 --> 00:12:55,591 night to go over the case. 566 00:12:55,591 --> 00:12:58,424 Between us doing that and her 567 00:12:55,591 --> 00:12:58,424 using my bread maker all night, 568 00:12:58,424 --> 00:13:00,424 I didn't get much sleep. 569 00:13:00,424 --> 00:13:02,840 I will say she makes 570 00:13:00,424 --> 00:13:02,840 a wonderful rye. 571 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:05,007 So dense, yet so moist. 572 00:13:05,007 --> 00:13:07,007 Hello, ladies. 573 00:13:07,007 --> 00:13:09,549 Since you have allowed 574 00:13:07,007 --> 00:13:09,549 crime to win, 575 00:13:09,549 --> 00:13:13,006 I've hired a private 576 00:13:09,549 --> 00:13:13,006 investigator to solve my case. 577 00:13:13,006 --> 00:13:15,006 Say hello to Leo Sporm. 578 00:13:15,006 --> 00:13:17,340 A P.I.? 579 00:13:15,006 --> 00:13:17,340 These guys are hacks. 580 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:21,716 How do you know if your 581 00:13:18,507 --> 00:13:21,716 husband's a murderer? 582 00:13:21,716 --> 00:13:22,924 You don't. 583 00:13:22,924 --> 00:13:24,424 Call Leo now. 584 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:26,840 Leo Sporm. 585 00:13:26,840 --> 00:13:27,633 How's business? 586 00:13:27,633 --> 00:13:28,840 You know this guy? 587 00:13:28,840 --> 00:13:30,048 Everyone knows him. 588 00:13:30,048 --> 00:13:31,840 The Picasso of Hucksters. 589 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:32,924 I like that. 590 00:13:33,882 --> 00:13:36,424 "Look up who Picasso is." 591 00:13:36,424 --> 00:13:37,591 Sporm. Out. 592 00:13:37,758 --> 00:13:38,466 Now. 593 00:13:39,424 --> 00:13:40,798 You blew our cover, man! 594 00:13:41,424 --> 00:13:44,006 Now I gotta go into an 595 00:13:41,424 --> 00:13:44,006 interrogation with no evidence 596 00:13:44,006 --> 00:13:46,424 and try to get Jacoby 597 00:13:44,006 --> 00:13:46,424 to rat out his distributors! 598 00:13:46,424 --> 00:13:47,633 I'm sorry, I got jumpy. 599 00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:49,840 I wasn't thinking straight. 600 00:13:47,633 --> 00:13:49,840 It was all the exercise. 601 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,633 The blood from my head 602 00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,633 rushed into my delts. 603 00:13:51,633 --> 00:13:52,840 Point to your delts, Jake. 604 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:56,424 There is... 605 00:13:56,424 --> 00:13:58,215 You didn't have to 606 00:13:56,424 --> 00:13:58,215 hop in there, man. 607 00:13:58,215 --> 00:13:59,466 I can handle this. 608 00:14:00,840 --> 00:14:01,840 What's my name? 609 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:02,840 Terry Jeffords. 610 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,424 What is my name? 611 00:14:04,424 --> 00:14:05,633 The ebony falcon. 612 00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:07,633 And what does 613 00:14:05,633 --> 00:14:07,633 the ebony falcon do? 614 00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:10,633 - Takes every precaution 615 00:14:07,633 --> 00:14:10,633 to ensure his own safety? 616 00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:12,840 Takes bad guys to jail 617 00:14:10,633 --> 00:14:12,840 and bad girls to bed. 618 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:13,840 Hell yeah, he does. 619 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,882 Except now the ebony 620 00:14:13,840 --> 00:14:15,882 falcon is monogamous 621 00:14:15,882 --> 00:14:17,798 and too tired for sex, 622 00:14:15,882 --> 00:14:17,798 so his only indulgence 623 00:14:17,798 --> 00:14:19,048 is fresh fruit 624 00:14:17,798 --> 00:14:19,048 yogurt parfaits. 625 00:14:23,549 --> 00:14:24,674 Terry loves yogurt. 626 00:14:25,840 --> 00:14:26,882 How's it going? 627 00:14:26,882 --> 00:14:28,840 Well, so far Jacoby 628 00:14:26,882 --> 00:14:28,840 hasn't given anything up, 629 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,840 but I think Terry's 630 00:14:28,840 --> 00:14:30,840 starting to get to him. 631 00:14:30,840 --> 00:14:31,549 I'm not talking. 632 00:14:31,549 --> 00:14:33,424 You're talking right now! 633 00:14:33,424 --> 00:14:34,048 Boom! 634 00:14:35,090 --> 00:14:38,424 I'm already in your head. 635 00:14:38,424 --> 00:14:39,591 Sarge is safe in there, 636 00:14:39,591 --> 00:14:41,716 so the longer this 637 00:14:39,591 --> 00:14:41,716 interrogation goes the better. 638 00:14:41,716 --> 00:14:43,840 We gotta solve the case 639 00:14:41,716 --> 00:14:43,840 before he does. 640 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,840 Hey, tell me about that new 641 00:14:43,840 --> 00:14:45,840 system you set up at the gym 642 00:14:45,840 --> 00:14:47,299 for scheduling appointments. 643 00:14:47,299 --> 00:14:48,799 I've been waiting so long 644 00:14:47,299 --> 00:14:48,799 to hear you say those words. 645 00:14:49,549 --> 00:14:50,882 Come with me. 646 00:14:50,882 --> 00:14:54,424 Experience the future 647 00:14:50,882 --> 00:14:54,424 of cloud-based scheduling. 648 00:14:54,424 --> 00:14:55,716 Okay. 649 00:14:55,716 --> 00:14:57,507 I put all the 650 00:14:55,716 --> 00:14:57,507 trainers' schedules 651 00:14:57,507 --> 00:14:59,215 into a shared online calendar. 652 00:14:59,215 --> 00:15:01,549 Aside from the cucumber water 653 00:14:59,215 --> 00:15:01,549 at the front desk, 654 00:15:01,549 --> 00:15:03,758 it's probably my greatest 655 00:15:01,549 --> 00:15:03,758 accomplishment ever. 656 00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:05,840 Hang on a sec. 657 00:15:04,006 --> 00:15:05,840 Who's this guy? 658 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,215 Says he's a personal 659 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,215 trainer at the gym, 660 00:15:07,215 --> 00:15:08,633 but he has no regular hours. 661 00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:10,424 He always makes 662 00:15:08,633 --> 00:15:10,424 last-minute appointments, 663 00:15:10,424 --> 00:15:12,923 always in the boxing area, 664 00:15:10,424 --> 00:15:12,923 and always late at night. 665 00:15:13,215 --> 00:15:15,006 And look who he trains. 666 00:15:15,006 --> 00:15:16,090 Brandon Jacoby. 667 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:17,299 That's probably 668 00:15:16,090 --> 00:15:17,299 our supplier. 669 00:15:17,299 --> 00:15:19,840 We should set up a buy 670 00:15:17,299 --> 00:15:19,840 from this Vladimir Rincic. 671 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,840 All right. We should set up 672 00:15:19,840 --> 00:15:22,840 a tactical team and hit the gym. 673 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,173 And Sergeant Jeffords 674 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:24,173 should stay here 675 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,758 and keep interrogating Jacoby 676 00:15:24,173 --> 00:15:26,758 for as many hours 677 00:15:26,758 --> 00:15:27,840 or years as necessary. 678 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,424 Are you sure 679 00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:29,424 I shouldn't go get him? 680 00:15:29,424 --> 00:15:31,840 I feel a little uncomfortable 681 00:15:29,424 --> 00:15:31,840 leaving him out of this. 682 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,006 Don't think of it 683 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:33,006 as leaving him out 684 00:15:33,006 --> 00:15:35,424 so much as including his 685 00:15:33,006 --> 00:15:35,424 babies in having a father. 686 00:15:35,424 --> 00:15:36,048 Let's go. 687 00:15:36,424 --> 00:15:37,424 Detectives. 688 00:15:37,424 --> 00:15:38,633 Where are you going? 689 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,215 Just headed out 690 00:15:38,633 --> 00:15:40,215 to close the steroid case. 691 00:15:40,215 --> 00:15:42,633 Isn't Sergeant Jeffords 692 00:15:40,215 --> 00:15:42,633 interrogating the suspect now? 693 00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:44,006 Yup, he's got that 694 00:15:42,633 --> 00:15:44,006 locked up. 695 00:15:44,006 --> 00:15:45,424 We're following up 696 00:15:44,006 --> 00:15:45,424 on this lead. 697 00:15:45,424 --> 00:15:47,716 The whole team is running 698 00:15:45,424 --> 00:15:47,716 smoothly and perfectly 699 00:15:47,716 --> 00:15:50,881 like a well-lubed, 700 00:15:47,716 --> 00:15:50,881 oiled time clock... bye. 701 00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:54,840 Why do you think Gina 702 00:15:52,799 --> 00:15:54,840 hired that P.I.? 703 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:56,716 To mock us. 704 00:15:56,716 --> 00:15:58,382 She's scared. 705 00:15:58,382 --> 00:15:59,839 She's not scared. 706 00:15:59,839 --> 00:16:02,839 With all due respect, sir, 707 00:15:59,839 --> 00:16:02,839 Gina has no feelings. 708 00:16:02,839 --> 00:16:04,839 She once said 709 00:16:02,839 --> 00:16:04,839 the best comedy of all time 710 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,839 was The Girl 711 00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,839 With The Dragon Tattoo. 712 00:16:06,839 --> 00:16:08,257 Well, think about 713 00:16:06,839 --> 00:16:08,257 how she's been acting. 714 00:16:08,839 --> 00:16:10,839 Gina came by my house 715 00:16:08,839 --> 00:16:10,839 last night. 716 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:11,839 Do I buy an Uzi? 717 00:16:11,923 --> 00:16:15,006 I asked for a police officer 718 00:16:11,923 --> 00:16:15,006 to escort me to work, 719 00:16:15,006 --> 00:16:17,215 and it took a while 720 00:16:15,006 --> 00:16:17,215 for dispatch to find me 721 00:16:17,215 --> 00:16:18,839 a young Kevin Costner type. 722 00:16:19,716 --> 00:16:22,299 Her home doesn't 723 00:16:19,716 --> 00:16:22,299 feel safe anymore. 724 00:16:22,299 --> 00:16:23,633 If someone broke 725 00:16:22,299 --> 00:16:23,633 into your apartment 726 00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:26,048 and you weren't cops, 727 00:16:23,633 --> 00:16:26,048 wouldn't you be scared? 728 00:16:26,758 --> 00:16:28,424 Yes. 729 00:16:28,424 --> 00:16:31,132 Depends. How many guns 730 00:16:28,424 --> 00:16:31,132 do I still have hidden? 731 00:16:31,132 --> 00:16:32,215 None. 732 00:16:32,215 --> 00:16:35,090 Do I still have my knife? 733 00:16:32,215 --> 00:16:35,090 Nunchucks? 734 00:16:35,090 --> 00:16:36,006 Axe? 735 00:16:36,006 --> 00:16:38,006 It was a hypothetical 736 00:16:36,006 --> 00:16:38,006 question. 737 00:16:38,006 --> 00:16:40,006 I know, but I want 738 00:16:38,006 --> 00:16:40,006 to play it out. 739 00:16:40,006 --> 00:16:41,839 Do I still have 740 00:16:40,006 --> 00:16:41,839 my throwing stars? 741 00:16:41,839 --> 00:16:44,424 This has taken 742 00:16:41,839 --> 00:16:44,424 a strange turn. 743 00:16:44,424 --> 00:16:47,006 Fine. I'd be scared. 744 00:16:47,006 --> 00:16:47,798 We're on it. 745 00:16:48,839 --> 00:16:50,758 What kind of woman 746 00:16:48,839 --> 00:16:50,758 doesn't have an axe? 747 00:16:53,006 --> 00:16:54,549 All right, we're all set 748 00:16:53,006 --> 00:16:54,549 for the sting. 749 00:16:54,549 --> 00:16:57,006 We got hidden cameras, 750 00:16:54,549 --> 00:16:57,006 wireless mics, 751 00:16:57,006 --> 00:16:58,507 and tactical teams 752 00:16:57,006 --> 00:16:58,507 by all the exits. 753 00:16:59,006 --> 00:17:01,006 I told Vladimir to meet 754 00:16:59,006 --> 00:17:01,006 Vance Vandervaven, 755 00:17:01,006 --> 00:17:02,633 a.k.a. Me, here at 10:00. 756 00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:04,424 Said that I was 757 00:17:02,633 --> 00:17:04,424 filling in for Jacoby. 758 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,090 You and I will be sparring 759 00:17:04,424 --> 00:17:06,090 when he arrives. 760 00:17:06,090 --> 00:17:08,215 Cool. 761 00:17:06,090 --> 00:17:08,215 I boxed at the academy. 762 00:17:08,215 --> 00:17:10,006 They invented a new 763 00:17:08,215 --> 00:17:10,006 weight class for me. 764 00:17:10,006 --> 00:17:12,633 You're looking at the 765 00:17:10,006 --> 00:17:12,633 undisputed bubbleweight 766 00:17:10,006 --> 00:17:12,633 champion. 767 00:17:12,633 --> 00:17:14,299 Hey! Peralta! 768 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:16,006 - Boyle! 769 00:17:14,299 --> 00:17:16,006 - Sarge, hey. 770 00:17:16,006 --> 00:17:18,215 I'm so psyched you 771 00:17:16,006 --> 00:17:18,215 made it here to the sting 772 00:17:18,215 --> 00:17:20,839 that I definitely told 773 00:17:18,215 --> 00:17:20,839 Charles to tell you about. 774 00:17:20,839 --> 00:17:21,716 You lied to me! 775 00:17:21,716 --> 00:17:23,006 I can see that 776 00:17:21,716 --> 00:17:23,006 you're upset, 777 00:17:23,006 --> 00:17:24,839 but let's just sit down 778 00:17:23,006 --> 00:17:24,839 and talk about it. 779 00:17:24,839 --> 00:17:25,798 Done talking! 780 00:17:27,215 --> 00:17:28,466 Time to dance. 781 00:17:29,382 --> 00:17:30,923 Fine. But I should warn you. 782 00:17:31,466 --> 00:17:33,048 I took three years of tap. 783 00:17:39,424 --> 00:17:41,633 Again, Sarge, 784 00:17:39,424 --> 00:17:41,633 it's so good to see you. 785 00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:43,965 Just out of curiosity, 786 00:17:41,633 --> 00:17:43,965 how did you find out about this? 787 00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:47,549 I'm a Detective Sergeant 788 00:17:43,965 --> 00:17:47,549 in the NYPD: 789 00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:49,839 Holt told me. Why are you 790 00:17:47,549 --> 00:17:49,839 cutting me out of the operation? 791 00:17:49,839 --> 00:17:51,424 What? That's crazy! 792 00:17:51,424 --> 00:17:53,424 Boyle, come in here 793 00:17:51,424 --> 00:17:53,424 and stand in front of my body 794 00:17:53,424 --> 00:17:54,965 and tell him that's crazy. 795 00:17:54,965 --> 00:17:56,633 Ow! My lucky face! 796 00:17:56,633 --> 00:17:58,006 You gonna talk to me now? 797 00:17:58,006 --> 00:18:00,006 Sure. If you could be 798 00:17:58,006 --> 00:18:00,006 any vacation... 799 00:18:00,006 --> 00:18:00,798 Oh! 800 00:18:01,798 --> 00:18:03,881 You didn't let me finish. 801 00:18:03,881 --> 00:18:06,424 If you could be any vacation, 802 00:18:03,881 --> 00:18:06,424 what would you be? 803 00:18:06,424 --> 00:18:07,549 I'd be skiing. 804 00:18:07,549 --> 00:18:08,839 Oh, now I'm gonna 805 00:18:07,549 --> 00:18:08,839 hit you for real. 806 00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:10,549 That wasn't for real? 807 00:18:08,839 --> 00:18:10,549 Oh, my god. 808 00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:12,715 No, wait, wait, wait! 809 00:18:10,549 --> 00:18:12,715 I was worried! 810 00:18:12,715 --> 00:18:13,839 Worried about what? 811 00:18:13,839 --> 00:18:15,215 About you getting hurt. 812 00:18:15,215 --> 00:18:17,215 I don't want your daughters 813 00:18:15,215 --> 00:18:17,215 growing up without a dad. 814 00:18:17,215 --> 00:18:18,839 I know what that's like, 815 00:18:17,215 --> 00:18:18,839 and it sucks. 816 00:18:18,839 --> 00:18:20,549 And I don't want it 817 00:18:18,839 --> 00:18:20,549 to happen to them. 818 00:18:20,549 --> 00:18:22,466 Why didn't you just 819 00:18:20,549 --> 00:18:22,466 say something to me? 820 00:18:22,466 --> 00:18:23,424 Because I didn't want 821 00:18:22,466 --> 00:18:23,424 to get in your head 822 00:18:23,424 --> 00:18:24,798 and have you 823 00:18:23,424 --> 00:18:24,798 freak out again. 824 00:18:26,466 --> 00:18:27,715 Yeah, I get it. 825 00:18:27,715 --> 00:18:29,424 It's been a rough year. 826 00:18:29,424 --> 00:18:32,549 But I've learned to embrace my 827 00:18:29,424 --> 00:18:32,549 fears. It makes me a better cop. 828 00:18:32,549 --> 00:18:33,633 Tacs one and two are set. 829 00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:35,215 Thirty minutes until 830 00:18:33,633 --> 00:18:35,215 the bogeys arrive. 831 00:18:35,215 --> 00:18:36,424 Thanks, Boyle. 832 00:18:36,424 --> 00:18:37,839 I love it when 833 00:18:36,424 --> 00:18:37,839 you say "bogeys." 834 00:18:39,507 --> 00:18:40,215 So we good? 835 00:18:40,215 --> 00:18:41,090 We good. 836 00:18:42,839 --> 00:18:44,633 And for the record... 837 00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:47,048 If I could be any 838 00:18:44,633 --> 00:18:47,048 kind of vacation... 839 00:18:47,048 --> 00:18:48,090 I'd be lake trip. 840 00:18:48,215 --> 00:18:49,257 Classic. 841 00:18:50,839 --> 00:18:52,215 You're here late. 842 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,215 Ah, you know me. 843 00:18:52,215 --> 00:18:54,215 I love working. 844 00:18:54,215 --> 00:18:55,839 Can't tear me 845 00:18:54,215 --> 00:18:55,839 away from my work. 846 00:18:55,839 --> 00:19:00,215 I just love requisitions 847 00:18:55,839 --> 00:19:00,215 and corporate record reports. 848 00:19:00,215 --> 00:19:03,633 Just, you know, 849 00:19:00,215 --> 00:19:03,633 messages from people for Holt. 850 00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:06,006 I can imagine how 851 00:19:03,633 --> 00:19:06,006 frightening this must be. 852 00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:07,633 I'm sorry we didn't 853 00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:07,633 catch the guy. 854 00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:08,839 Yeah. It's weird. 855 00:19:08,839 --> 00:19:10,424 It's like, why do 856 00:19:08,839 --> 00:19:10,424 the worst things 857 00:19:10,424 --> 00:19:12,839 always happen 858 00:19:10,424 --> 00:19:12,839 to the best people? 859 00:19:12,839 --> 00:19:14,839 And what's to keep it 860 00:19:12,839 --> 00:19:14,839 from happening again? 861 00:19:14,839 --> 00:19:17,633 We are. Come on. 862 00:19:14,839 --> 00:19:17,633 We're taking you home. 863 00:19:17,633 --> 00:19:18,340 Really? 864 00:19:22,839 --> 00:19:24,839 We installed a second lock 865 00:19:22,839 --> 00:19:24,839 on your front door, 866 00:19:24,839 --> 00:19:26,839 put locks on the windows 867 00:19:24,839 --> 00:19:26,839 by the fire escape, 868 00:19:26,839 --> 00:19:28,006 and set all your 869 00:19:26,839 --> 00:19:28,006 lights on timers. 870 00:19:28,006 --> 00:19:30,424 That makes me feel 871 00:19:28,006 --> 00:19:30,424 so much better. 872 00:19:30,424 --> 00:19:31,839 Thank you, guys. 873 00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:33,839 And as a token 874 00:19:31,839 --> 00:19:33,839 of my appreciation, 875 00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:35,048 I would like to give you... 876 00:19:36,839 --> 00:19:37,798 These. 877 00:19:38,090 --> 00:19:39,382 Great. 878 00:19:39,382 --> 00:19:41,466 The cool thing is you can 879 00:19:39,382 --> 00:19:41,466 eat whatever you want. 880 00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:42,798 These are right 881 00:19:41,466 --> 00:19:42,798 there with you. 882 00:19:49,839 --> 00:19:50,673 Hey! 883 00:19:51,839 --> 00:19:53,006 You Vance Vandervaven? 884 00:19:53,006 --> 00:19:55,466 Yeah. That's me. 885 00:19:53,006 --> 00:19:55,466 I'll be right there. 886 00:19:56,632 --> 00:19:57,839 You gonna let me 887 00:19:56,632 --> 00:19:57,839 do this, man? 888 00:19:57,839 --> 00:19:59,257 What choice do I have? 889 00:19:59,257 --> 00:20:01,839 You hit me in the arms so 890 00:19:59,257 --> 00:20:01,839 hard they no longer work. 891 00:20:01,839 --> 00:20:04,340 All right. It's time 892 00:20:01,839 --> 00:20:04,340 to catch some bad guys. 893 00:20:05,215 --> 00:20:06,591 It's good to be back. 894 00:20:06,591 --> 00:20:08,632 Have a fun steroid deal, 895 00:20:06,591 --> 00:20:08,632 Sergeant. 896 00:20:08,632 --> 00:20:09,632 You're a weird guy, Jake. 897 00:20:09,632 --> 00:20:10,257 Yeah. 898 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:17,048 - The ebony falcon. 899 00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:17,048 - No. 900 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:19,632 The ebony falcon 901 00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:19,632 had no fear. 902 00:20:19,632 --> 00:20:21,839 He's the ebony antelope now. 903 00:20:21,839 --> 00:20:23,632 Brave enough 904 00:20:21,839 --> 00:20:23,632 to drink at the lake, 905 00:20:23,632 --> 00:20:25,798 but wise enough 906 00:20:23,632 --> 00:20:25,798 to run from the lions. 907 00:20:26,881 --> 00:20:28,839 Hey, my arms don't work. 908 00:20:26,881 --> 00:20:28,839 Can you scratch my nose? 909 00:20:28,839 --> 00:20:31,424 You bet. Mm-hmm. 910 00:20:31,424 --> 00:20:32,466 Yeah. Thank you. 911 00:20:34,424 --> 00:20:35,132 Morning, Captain. 912 00:20:36,632 --> 00:20:38,424 So? How did 913 00:20:36,632 --> 00:20:38,424 Sergeant Jeffords do? 914 00:20:38,424 --> 00:20:40,299 Why is everyone so 915 00:20:38,424 --> 00:20:40,299 worried about the Sarge? 916 00:20:40,299 --> 00:20:41,424 He was amazing. 917 00:20:41,424 --> 00:20:43,215 He made the buy, 918 00:20:41,424 --> 00:20:43,215 took out the suppliers, 919 00:20:43,215 --> 00:20:45,048 but wisely didn't take on 920 00:20:43,215 --> 00:20:45,048 more than he could handle. 921 00:20:45,424 --> 00:20:46,340 I left one for you. 922 00:20:48,424 --> 00:20:49,715 And you'll be happy to know 923 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:51,590 that he punched me 924 00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:51,590 in the face several times. 925 00:20:51,673 --> 00:20:52,798 That does make me happy. 926 00:20:53,006 --> 00:20:54,673 Guess we're being 927 00:20:53,006 --> 00:20:54,673 candid today. 928 00:20:58,215 --> 00:20:59,215 Hey, Sarge, 929 00:20:59,215 --> 00:21:00,632 just for the record, 930 00:21:00,632 --> 00:21:02,839 I hope you're on every case with 931 00:21:00,632 --> 00:21:02,839 me for the rest of my career. 932 00:21:03,215 --> 00:21:05,424 I'm not scared 933 00:21:03,215 --> 00:21:05,424 for you at all. 934 00:21:05,424 --> 00:21:06,424 Of you a lot. 935 00:21:06,424 --> 00:21:07,257 Thanks, Jake. 936 00:21:08,839 --> 00:21:10,839 Oh, Peralta, 937 00:21:08,839 --> 00:21:10,839 I almost forgot. 938 00:21:11,839 --> 00:21:13,048 My girls made you a card. 939 00:21:13,215 --> 00:21:14,839 To thank you 940 00:21:13,215 --> 00:21:14,839 for keeping me safe. 941 00:21:14,839 --> 00:21:15,715 Oh... 942 00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:18,632 They're so full 943 00:21:17,507 --> 00:21:18,632 of potential. 944 00:21:21,757 --> 00:21:22,965 Why would you 945 00:21:21,757 --> 00:21:22,965 show me this? 946 00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:24,757 - Not a doctor. 947 00:21:23,548 --> 00:21:24,757 - Shh.