WE'VE BUSTED MURDERERS,
WE'VE TAKEN DOWN CARTELS.
YOUR FLY'S DOWN.
I DIDN'T LOOK.
AND I'M WEARING SHORTS,
THAT'S NOT
AND NOW I'M INSIDE YOUR HEAD.
HUT.
YEAH!
AH, AH, AH.
YOU DON'T HAVE
WHOO!
I-I'D LIKE TO SEE
'CAUSE YOU'RE
YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IT
HUT, HUT.
YEAH!
I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
WHOO!
AH, CAPTAIN HOLT:
SAD?
TO QUESTION?
[Sonny & Cher's
"I Got You Babe']
YES.
OH. I'VE BEEN CHASING THIS GUY
I'VE GOT HIM DEAD TO RIGHTS.
IT'S IN THE BAG.
SO I'M JUST GONNA GRAB
WRAPPED IN A FRUIT ROLL-UP?
AH, JOKE'S ON YOU.
I DON'T HAVE A DENTIST.
UH-OH, THIS CAN'T BE GOOD.
THEY'RE TAKING OVER
NO! DOESN'T THAT GUY
OF STEALING OUR CASES?
STOP!
UGH. YOU MADE US RUN UP
IT'S OVER.
DON'T WORRY, WE CAN STALL HIM
THIS ISN'T A DRILL.
THEIR ASSIGNMENTS?
AND GO!
GUS,
I DON'T HAVE A LOT OF TIME.
BUT I'M NOT GUILTY.
GUS.
SON.
YO, IS THIS A POLICE STATION
OR A TOILET?
'CAUSE ALL I SEE IS TURDS.
OH, DETECTIVE PEMBROKE:
OH, NO.
THIS COAT'S MADE
ABOUT A CASE IN THE BREAK ROOM?
OH, YEAH?
WHAT CASE IS THAT?
I DIDN'T
YOU'RE LYING. WE HAVE
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE NOT EVEN
TRYING TO CONFESS!
I'LL JUST GO THEN...
GUS!
WHOO!
YOU KILLED HIS NEIGHBOR?
YOU GOT IT FRAMED?
MOST HUMANS SAY "HELLO"
SOMEONE'S BEEN BREAKING
STOLEN OVER $100,000
WE'RE HEADING OVER THERE NOW.
IT'S LEARNING.
WHAT?
AND WE'VE GOT NOTHING.
I'M A LITTLE O.C.D.
WHAT? NO, YOU'RE NOT.
IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME.
LET'S GET STARTED.
"BAD NEWS FIRST,
IS PROBABLY A LIE."
NAME'S BILL VOSS,
A FREE BAHAMAS CRUISE!
OH, MAN, CAN'T IT WAIT TILL
I GET BACK FROM THE BAHAMAS?
YOU'RE NOT VERY BRIGHT,
BILL?
NOW I KNOW YOU'D ALL PREFER
TO GO TO A BAR,
I HAD
OH, SHOW US SOME MOVES:
THERE'S ONLY THREE FILES HERE.
IT'S BEEN AN HOUR.
NO. NO, NO, NO, NO.
TOMMY?
SPENT 30 MINUTES
I'D DESCRIBE
MAN.
I'M WORRIED.
TOMORROW AT 9:00 A.M.,
WE WON'T BE FINISHED
WHAT IS COMPSTAT?
IT'S JUST USING DATA
NOW, I HAVE BEEN TAKING NOTES
KNOWING WHAT WE'RE DOING,
TO INCREASE EFFICIENCY?
YES.
LET'S DO IT.
I'M SNACKY.
WHAT?
YOU'RE GONNA GO WORK
FOR THE VULTURE?
HOW AWFUL HE IS?
THE VLADIMIR PUTIN COLLECTION?
I GUESS THAT'S YOUR NEW
EMPHASIS ON "IAGO,"
I'M SURPRISED
YOU'VE READ OTHELLO.
WHAT THE HELL'S OTHELLO?
I'M CALLING YOU THE PARROT
I WOULDN'T BE WORKING
I'D BE WORKING WITH HIM
OH, IT'S JUST
A LOUSY DESK JOB?
YOU'RE NOT GONNA DO THAT.
WE'RE GONNA CATCH THIS PERP.
YOU'RE GONNA REMEMBER HOW MUCH
YOU'RE GONNA
AND THAT'S A PERALTA GUARANTEE.
I NEVER SAID I COULDN'T
AAH!
LET'S GO!
SO I'VE ALREADY
WHAT'S THIS RED AREA HERE,
THE DIAZ TRIANGLE?
ABOUT ROSA'S ANGER INCIDENTS.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.
YOU'RE A FUNNY LITTLE BIRD,
ANY TIME MT.
MT.
YES.
DOWN THE HALL FROM HER DESK?
TO MAKE SURE I'VE GOT
GUY WAS
BUT IS THIS THE SAME GUY?
CA-CAW!
COME ON!
I'M SO SICK
AAH!
AND YOU'RE NEXT.
NYPD:
YES, MELIPNOS?
OH, BOY.
SIR.
ANYTHING UNUSUAL TODAY?
OH, NO.
WHAT IS THIS MUSIC?
OH, THIS IS FROM MY COUNTRY:
DO YOU LIKE IT?
SEE, AMY, FUN THING
WHO CHECKS THAT?
THAT'S UNUSUAL.
THAT'S WHY
I'M TELLING YOU.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
DOWN THAT WOMAN'S THROAT
TO GET HER CAR KEYS?
IF I LEAVE?
IT'S THE LOWEST OF THE LOW.
YOU WOULDN'T CARE AT ALL?
NO, OF COURSE NOT:
IT'S YOUR LIFE.
AHA!
YES. YOU'RE FEELING IT NOW.
WHOO!
THE THIEF'S NAME
HERE'S AN OLD MUG SHOT.
HE'S SURPRISINGLY PHOTOGENIC.
HE DOESN'T WORK HERE.
WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE?
AH, I BELIEVE IT'S
PRONOUNCED "ANTIQUES."
I'M SORRY ABOUT MY PARTNER.
HE'S NEVER BEEN TO A MUSEUM.
WAX MUSEUMS DON'T COUNT.
CALLED MUSEUMS?
IT'S RIGHT THERE
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S GOING REALLY WELL, SIR.
WE'VE GONE FROM 10 CASES
IT'S GOOD,
THAT'S USUALLY UNFLATTERING.
THAT'S WHEN GINA
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE STARRING
DR. HUXTABLE, DR.
I REALLY CAN'T
UH,
SIR.
WHERE DID HE GET THAT?
OH, MY GOD, WE'RE DOOMED.
DON'T WORRY.
SHE'S LIKE A COCKATIEL, SIR...
MM.
HOW ARE YOU?
SIR,
I'M DETECTIVE PERALTA.
SHE'S NAMED AFTER HER FATHER
WE'RE TRACKING A THIEF
THAT'S STOLEN
WE THINK HE'S SCOUTING
WHAT CAN I DO TO HELP?
THERE'S TOO
BY THE PODIUM?
YOU'LL BLOW OUR COVER
YOU DON'T EXACTLY BLEND IN.
IN FRONT OF AMY SANTIAGO?
AND I'M SO EXCITED
IT IS THIS OLD "VASE,"
"VAHS" IF YOU'RE NASTY.
IN THE YEAR: FIVE
SO LET'S START THE BIDDING
AT $10.
WE'VE DONE IT, SIR.
I THINK WE'LL FINISH ON TIME.
SIR, ARE YOU FAMILIAR
WITH THE STORY OF ICARUS?
HE DIDN'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT.
WITH THE STORY OF MONEYBALL?
IT'S MY FAVORITE FILM.
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
I'M FLYING HIGH, SERGEANT,
AND I'M NEVER COMING DOWN.
DO I HAVE 90?
I HAVE 90 FROM THE MAN
THIS IS TERRIBLE: YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING.
ADAM SANDLER?
THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M A SERIOUS PERSON.
I'M WRITING A MOVIE RIGHT NOW
OH, REALLY?
WHO DOES KEVIN JAMES PLAY IN IT?
HA, HA.
IT'S A SERIOUS MOVIE.
AH, THERE IT IS:
BUT HE'S GOT A WIFE
I THINK YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT.
IN THIS MORON'S MOUTH?
JUST BID $1,000 TO PUT A SOCK
IN MY MOUTH?
BUT LET'S GET IT GOING
UH, 1,200 BUCKS:
SOCK IN THE MOUTH?
I'D SAY 1,300
1,300!
I GOT 1:300.
25,000 FROM:
AND A ONE AND A TWO
SOLD TO JOEY THEISMANN!
YOU'RE GETTING
1,300 BUCKS, JOE THEISMANN:
IN HIS MOUTH?
I'LL PAY EXTRA.
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST.
GOTCHA!
MY LEG! MY LEG!
UH...
OH, THIS WAS SUPPOSED
JOE, I VIDEO'D IT!
HUH?
BROKE JOE THEISMANN'S LEG,
IT IS.
I'M STILL
WHAT?
NO.
DON'T DO THAT.
IT'S YOUR FAVORITE THING,
YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU'RE BEING A BAD PARTNER.
YOU'RE JOINING FORCES
I'M GONNA
CALL YOU "THE CHEETAH."
THEY'RE SCAVENGERS,
I HADN'T SAID IT,
'CAUSE THEY'RE PRETTY COOL.
YOU'RE MY ONLY FRIEND NOW.
AT MY DESK?
AND WORKING?
WHAT IS GOING ON TODAY?
AH, A HUMAN GREETING:
UPDATES ON THE CASE?
YOU'RE GONNA
CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?
WHAT?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TRY
AND TALK HER OUT OF IT?
IF YOU'RE
I'VE FREQUENTLY CAUGHT HER
THAT'S WHAT
THEY HAVE EACH OTHER'S BACK,
LET'S MOVE ON
DUDE.
OH, MY.
UH, HEY! FIRE!
OH, I-
SCULLY?
I DIDN'T KNOW
WHY IS THE TOASTER THERE?
UH-OH.
AAH!
MY FRINGE!
MY BEAUTIFUL FRINGE!
BOYLE'S ON FIRE!
EXTINGUISHER'S EMPTY,
AAH!
SIR, I'M BEGGING YOU,
WE DIDN'T
I HEAR YOU'RE TRYING TO MAKE
IN THE CAPTAIN'S CHAIR?
I'M OPEN TO ANY IDEAS
I'VE NARROWED THE PROBLEM
IF THE TWO OF YOU
AND I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
AN ANGER PROBLEM?
I DON'T.
IT'S POSSIBLE
REALLY?
A TAD, ICARUS?
BYE.
AH, SANTIAGO:
THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO SAY.
I'M SORRY I SAID
OUR JOB ISN'T ALWAYS GREAT.
I SHOULD'VE BEEN
YOU'RE A GREAT DETECTIVE,
AND THEY'D BE LUCKY
"RECOMMENDATION,"
I DON'T HAVE
THERE'S NO WAY THERE'S FOUR "M's
RIGHT?
SERIOUSLY?
I DON'T WANNA SIT AT A DESK.
AH.
FOR THINKING I'M GREAT.
NO, I TAKE BACK ALL
UH-UH. YOU SAID
DIDN'T YOU?
AND THEY'RE A SHADE OF PINK
CALLED "LOSER."
THERE'S NO REASON
WE CAN'T BE FRIENDS.
RUN!
UH-OH.
SHH.