DRYIN' DISHES, YEAH.
MAN, CHARLES HAS BEEN
AT THE CAPTAIN'S PARTY.
IT'S NICE TO SEE HIM
HE'S SO CONFIDENT.
WHEN SHE CALLED HIM "CHARLIZE."
HE'S BEEN LIVING AS
"CHARLIZE BROIL" FOR FIVE YEARS.
IT'S GREAT.
IT'S ALL SO GREAT.
I'M JUST SO HAPPY
IT'S ABOUT TIME
WITH THE BLACK CAB HOLDUPS?
OH, ALL RIGHT:
MAN.
I'M MORE THAN JUST
OOH.
AN UNLICENSED CAB DRIVER'S
DOWN UNDER THE B:Q.E.,
ROBS 'EM AT GUNPOINT,
THEY'RE TOURISTS,
WE DON'T HAVE A CLEAR IDEA
WE'LL GO UNDERCOVER,
DON'T WORRY, SARGE,
WE'LL NAIL THIS GUY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
UGH. UGH!
A MR. BRAIN JENSEN
SIR.
- IT'S BRIAN.
- MM, NOT ACCORDING TO THIS NOTE
"BRAIN."
POLICEMAN'S ASSOCIATION.
UH, YES, THAT NAME
JUST CALL IT THE "AAGLNYCPA."
UH, WELL: IT'S NOT
AND I'VE BEEN PRESIDENT
FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS
IT'S OUR ORGANIZATION.
IT'S YOURS.
THAT YOU'VE DONE,
AND LET YOU KNOW I'LL BE
FOR CHANGE THAT'LL
I SEE.
IT'S BEEN GOOD
- AND, UH, I WISH YOU
IT'S... IT'S BRIAN.
YES, HE IS.
NOW, LET'S FIGURE OUT
HOW'D THE INTERVIEW
WITH THE VICTIM GO?
OH, CANADA:
AMERICA'S GARFIELD.
- MM-HMM.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
TOMORROW NIGHT?
TOMORROW IS VIVI'S AND
I'M PULLING OUT
WITH 300 ROSES
NO. OH, MAN.
- NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
A SKYWRITER'S
"CHARLES LOVES V."
I COULDN'T AFFORD
"CHARLES LOVES V"
AND, I'M GONNA GUESS,
NOT WHAT YOU'RE INTENDING.
YOU'RE GOING FULL BOYLE.
WHAT? I AM NOT.
- WHAT'S FULL BOYLE?
YES!
OH, JOANNA: NO!
COURTNEY!
RHONDA!
I'M GOING FULL BOYLE.
ARE YOU A DETECTIVE?
OH, UH, WHO'S ASKING?
I'M SUPER DAN,
BROOKLYN'S UNDERWORLD,
I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW,
WORKING ON THIS...
I THINK SANTIAGO'S FREE.
HI.
I'M SUPER DAN.
OH, GOSH, I AM SO SORRY:
MMM.
I'M GONNA MISS THIS PLACE.
WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS
TAKING ME SERIOUSLY?
AND IT'S JUST ALL
I'M A CITIZEN.
I'M FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.
I'M WEARING THIS COSTUME
IS SO WHEN I'M FIGHTING CRIME,
HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT
FOR YOU?
THIS ISN'T ENOUGH
OF A STATEMENT?
YES, I WANTED TO INQUIRE
MM-HMM.
IN THE TORCH?
NO?
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU.
YOU'RE ACTING,
AND HOW YOU'RE BLOWING THIS
TO GIVE ROMANTIC ADVICE?
YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY THE KING
IT'S ABOUT CHARLES.
I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE,
I'M NOWHERE NEAR
SAY, "VIVIAN, TOMORROW
DOESN'T WORK FOR ME.
CAN WE RESCHEDULE?"
GOD, I LOVE HOW SHE SAYS
"YOU'VE REACHED."
- HI, VIVI: IT'S CHUCKLEBUNNY.
- OOF.
I'M JUST CALLING
I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU,
WHAT AM I DOING?
IT'S OKAY. I HUNG UP
RIGHT AFTER "CHUCKLEBUNNY."
I'VE GONE FULL BOYLE.
HUH?
IT'S NOT A CLUB.
IT'S AN ORGANIZATION
I'M PROUD TO SAY WE NOW
BUT IT WASN'T SO EASY
I'D LIKE TO REQUEST
I'VE POURED MY HEART AND SOUL
AND I'M NOT GONNA JUST
I'LL WORK ON MY SPEECH.
HOW'S THIS
FOR AN OPENING JOKE?
POLICE OFFICER IS?
I BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT
THAT'S GREAT.
LET'S GO OVER
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
"GULLIBLE TOURIST."
IT'S MINE.
HEY, CAN I HAVE
PLEASE?
UH, NO, BECAUSE
- OF FULL BOYLE I'VE EVER SEEN.
- WHAT?
YOU WROTE "MR. CHARLES LUDLEY"
BOYLE?
I'VE BEEN
OH, THAT IS OVERTLY SEXUAL:
I'M GONNA RUIN IT.
HERE'S THE PLAN.
I'LL TEXT VIVIAN
MAN.
I TOLD YOU I NEED HELP!
HEY, CAN I GET YOUR FILE
DRUG RING?
- WHAT?
- OH!
WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
I-
BUT WHY?
OUR DRUG CASE?
REMEMBER SUPER DAN?
AND MADE FUN OF?
HE'S BEEN PERCHING
AND CAN I:D. THE ENTIRE NETWORK
- WHAT?
AND SCULLY DIDN'T MIND.
I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE
YOU'RE A COP.
YOU SHOULD'VE NOTICED THAT.
SHE DOESN'T SPEAK FOR ME.
YOU'RE NOT GETTING
HERE'S WHAT I FOUND OUT
I'VE NEVER BEEN
I'VE ALWAYS RUN UNOPPOSED.
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE
- WHAT'S YOUR SECOND IDEA?
HI, THERE:
WE'D LIKE TO GO
WE'RE BROTHERS.
WE'RE ALL SET FOR
VIVIAN'S BRINGING
BERNICE?
THAT'S PROBABLY
I DON'T NEED ANY DISTRACTIONS.
HEY, THIS GUY'S GOING
HEY.
THE SEX AND THE CITY STREET?
- I'M A CARRIE.
- I THINK I'M A CARRIE.
WE'RE BOTH CARRIES.
LET'S PREPARE
HERE'S THE THINGS YOU'RE NOT
WE DON'T HAVE
I'LL JUST STARE INTO HER EYES.
THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE DROPS
NO.
- YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT,
I'LL DO THIS.
DO THAT NATURALLY?
I DON'T KNOW.
THIS GUY'S CLEAN,
PLEASE?
I DON'T KNOW
OKAY?
- AWW.
OH, HELLO:
I'M JAK-TRACTIVE.
JAK-TRACTIVE?
LET'S EAT.
YOU'RE A COP.
REALLY?
- MM-HMM.
OH, NOT LIKE ME:
OH, NO.
WHAT KINDA DOGS DO YOU LIKE?
OH, I LOVE ALL DOGS:
I'VE EVER HEARD.
WHY DON'T YOU
ABOUT THE TEN-DAY FORECAST?
OH, GOOD IDEA:
SO IF YOU'RE NOT A COP,
THEN WHAT DO YOU DO?
I'M IN GRAD SCHOOL.
YOU'RE A NETS FAN?
- OH, MY GOD. THIS SEASON
RIGHT?
- YES.
BUT IT'S LIKE,
YES.
- WOW.
UH, HERE'S A QUESTION
YOU'VE EVER ATTENDED?
DID YOU LIKE IT?
BUT I CAN'T RISK
THIS GREAT ORGANIZATION?
NOTHING ODDS TO CREATE NOTHING?
I'M GETTING NERVOUS.
WE FOUND ON THE TRAIN TRACKS?
OR JUST VERY BADLY BURNED?
'CAUSE THERE WERE
DEFINITELY SHOULD'VE BEEN
BINGO:
- UH, WILL YOU EXCUSE US?
USE THE LADIES' ROOM.
- OH, NO.
I CAN'T STOP
WE ARE ALL DOOMED!
I BORROWED THE WAITER'S PHONE
WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING,
- WHAT?
I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING.
- I'LL TELL 'EM
NOT A BATHROOM ONE?
I'M SURE THEY CAN HANDLE IT.
50 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE:
SCULLY'S GUN
I HAD TO GIVE 'EM THE CASE.
WE WEREN'T THAT BAD.
WHO DON'T KNOW ME,
I'M OFFICER BRIAN JENSEN.
SOUNDS LIKE?
ALL.
MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE
HE ISN'T FIT TO BE PRESIDENT.
HE HASN'T SPENT
THE LAST 25 YEARS
IS THAT BAD?
AGLA... MACAPA
WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH
ISN'T IT A GOOD THING
DIDN'T HAVE TO STRUGGLE
FOR 25 YEARS
ON THIS STAGE?
ALL.
POLICE OFFICER IS?
WHAT?
BUT AFTER 25 YEARS
BUT I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU.
BECAUSE WE'RE DETECTIVES.
IS IT A TOUGH CASE?
'CAUSE CHARLIE WAS ACTING
MM-HMM. WORK HAS BEEN
I'VE GOTTA RUN.
IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND
IT'LL BE MUCH SAFER.
I'M A COP. NEW YORK, RIGHT?
DOING HERE?
I'M SO CLOSE TO GETTING YOU
- THEY'RE PUTTING THEIR COATS ON.
- NO, CHARLES!
I'M GONNA GO ASK VIVIAN
BYE.
- NO, GIVE ME THAT:
- JAKE!
I'M DOING THIS
YOU'VE GONE FULL BOYLE.
I'M HELPING YOU OUT.
OR I'M GONNA PEPPER SPRAY YOU.
I WILL PEPPER SPRAY YOU!
- HUH?
- MM.
NO!
AAH!
CRAP! CRAP! AAH, CRAP!
CRAP! AW, CRAP!
NAH, I DON'T WANT IT.
AH, SO EXPENSIVE:
HOW YOU HOLDING UP?
I'VE BEEN BETTER.
RIGHT.I'M SORRY
I'M SORRY
RIGHT?
AHH, IT'S SO STICKY,
OOH, CAB.
YES, SIR.
STILL DOING HERE?
ISN'T YOUR SHIFT OVER?
THERE'S SOMETHING WE NEED
OH, SUPER DAN, OVER HERE:
YOU TWO?
- WHY?
AND HITCHCOCK?
THEY'RE BUSY,
CLEANING HITCHCOCK'S EAR.
SELLING NARCOTICS?
THAT'S THE MOPE
WE'RE GONNA NEED
- REALLY?
- MM-HMM.
- YEAH!
UH, I WAS DRIVING
IN THE "DANMOBILE,"
WE SHOULD'VE
WE'RE SUPPOSED
THAT'S RIGHT.
DON'T BE BUMMED, MAN.
- IT'S GONNA BE OKAY.
- NO, IT ISN'T.
YOU CAN'T BE WITH ME
I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN,
AND I'M GONNA GO FULL BOYLE
NO, WE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT:
ALL RIGHT?
SO YOU'RE GOOD THERE...
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.
I THINK WE'RE GONNA
YOU'RE UNDER ARREST
FOR ARMED ROBBERY!
I'M STILL NOT SEEING GREAT
HEY, CAB DRIVER'S
- YOU READY?
- LET'S DO IT.
OH, NO, WHAT'S THIS?
WHAT IS THIS?
IT'S ME.
AND I'M WORRIED IT'S
BECAUSE I'M MOVING TOO FAST.
AND I KNOW IT'S 3:00 A.M.,
SHE'S FULL BOYLE.
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA?
I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW,
BUT YOU'RE DEFINITELY
YOU'RE THE BEST.
AHH.
I'M SO EXCITED.
YES!
- YES?
YES!
AWW.
OH, APOLOGY ACCEPTED:
- OHH.
- OH, NO.
- OH, BOY.
LET'S GO.
- OH, NO.
I WASN'T SAYING IT
- JAKE!
- YEP.
ALTHOUGH THEY CAN'T
- JAKE!
- YEP.
- SHH.