1 00:00:01,651 --> 00:00:05,235 DRYIN' DISHES, YEAH. 2 00:00:05,277 --> 00:00:07,400 MAN, CHARLES HAS BEEN 3 00:00:08,943 --> 00:00:10,400 AT THE CAPTAIN'S PARTY. 4 00:00:19,442 --> 00:00:20,526 IT'S NICE TO SEE HIM 5 00:00:20,567 --> 00:00:22,400 HE'S SO CONFIDENT. 6 00:00:24,442 --> 00:00:25,985 WHEN SHE CALLED HIM "CHARLIZE." 7 00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:28,776 HE'S BEEN LIVING AS 8 00:00:26,027 --> 00:00:28,776 "CHARLIZE BROIL" FOR FIVE YEARS. 9 00:00:28,818 --> 00:00:30,818 IT'S GREAT. 10 00:00:28,818 --> 00:00:30,818 IT'S ALL SO GREAT. 11 00:00:39,484 --> 00:00:40,818 I'M JUST SO HAPPY 12 00:00:40,860 --> 00:00:42,027 IT'S ABOUT TIME 13 00:01:10,985 --> 00:01:13,400 WITH THE BLACK CAB HOLDUPS? 14 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:17,484 OH, ALL RIGHT: 15 00:01:15,442 --> 00:01:17,484 MAN. 16 00:01:22,526 --> 00:01:24,358 I'M MORE THAN JUST 17 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:25,526 OOH. 18 00:01:27,442 --> 00:01:30,152 AN UNLICENSED CAB DRIVER'S 19 00:01:30,194 --> 00:01:32,400 DOWN UNDER THE B:Q.E., 20 00:01:32,442 --> 00:01:33,901 ROBS 'EM AT GUNPOINT, 21 00:01:33,943 --> 00:01:35,734 THEY'RE TOURISTS, 22 00:01:37,693 --> 00:01:39,693 WE DON'T HAVE A CLEAR IDEA 23 00:01:46,985 --> 00:01:49,400 WE'LL GO UNDERCOVER, 24 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:53,484 DON'T WORRY, SARGE, 25 00:01:50,693 --> 00:01:53,484 WE'LL NAIL THIS GUY. 26 00:01:53,526 --> 00:01:55,400 I CAN'T BELIEVE 27 00:01:56,860 --> 00:01:59,318 UGH. UGH! 28 00:02:01,734 --> 00:02:04,359 A MR. BRAIN JENSEN 29 00:02:01,734 --> 00:02:04,359 SIR. 30 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,276 - IT'S BRIAN. 31 00:02:04,400 --> 00:02:07,276 - MM, NOT ACCORDING TO THIS NOTE 32 00:02:07,318 --> 00:02:10,276 "BRAIN." 33 00:02:13,110 --> 00:02:15,901 POLICEMAN'S ASSOCIATION. 34 00:02:15,943 --> 00:02:17,400 UH, YES, THAT NAME 35 00:02:17,442 --> 00:02:19,068 JUST CALL IT THE "AAGLNYCPA." 36 00:02:20,693 --> 00:02:22,442 UH, WELL: IT'S NOT 37 00:02:22,484 --> 00:02:24,318 AND I'VE BEEN PRESIDENT 38 00:02:24,359 --> 00:02:27,400 FOR THE LAST 25 YEARS 39 00:02:27,442 --> 00:02:30,027 IT'S OUR ORGANIZATION. 40 00:02:30,068 --> 00:02:31,318 IT'S YOURS. 41 00:02:32,609 --> 00:02:34,400 THAT YOU'VE DONE, 42 00:02:34,442 --> 00:02:36,400 AND LET YOU KNOW I'LL BE 43 00:02:38,276 --> 00:02:39,400 FOR CHANGE THAT'LL 44 00:02:42,110 --> 00:02:43,234 I SEE. 45 00:02:43,276 --> 00:02:45,068 IT'S BEEN GOOD 46 00:02:45,110 --> 00:02:47,110 - AND, UH, I WISH YOU 47 00:02:48,442 --> 00:02:50,400 IT'S... IT'S BRIAN. 48 00:02:51,442 --> 00:02:52,776 YES, HE IS. 49 00:02:52,818 --> 00:02:56,400 NOW, LET'S FIGURE OUT 50 00:02:58,651 --> 00:03:00,651 HOW'D THE INTERVIEW 51 00:02:58,651 --> 00:03:00,651 WITH THE VICTIM GO? 52 00:03:05,442 --> 00:03:07,027 OH, CANADA: 53 00:03:07,068 --> 00:03:09,234 AMERICA'S GARFIELD. 54 00:03:07,068 --> 00:03:09,234 - MM-HMM. 55 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,358 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING 56 00:03:09,276 --> 00:03:10,358 TOMORROW NIGHT? 57 00:03:12,901 --> 00:03:15,860 TOMORROW IS VIVI'S AND 58 00:03:15,901 --> 00:03:17,400 I'M PULLING OUT 59 00:03:18,442 --> 00:03:19,818 WITH 300 ROSES 60 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:21,152 NO. OH, MAN. 61 00:03:24,027 --> 00:03:26,358 - NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 62 00:03:24,027 --> 00:03:26,358 A SKYWRITER'S 63 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:28,400 "CHARLES LOVES V." 64 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:29,400 I COULDN'T AFFORD 65 00:03:29,442 --> 00:03:31,400 "CHARLES LOVES V" 66 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:34,567 AND, I'M GONNA GUESS, 67 00:03:33,110 --> 00:03:34,567 NOT WHAT YOU'RE INTENDING. 68 00:03:34,609 --> 00:03:37,484 YOU'RE GOING FULL BOYLE. 69 00:03:37,526 --> 00:03:39,359 WHAT? I AM NOT. 70 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,318 - WHAT'S FULL BOYLE? 71 00:03:56,442 --> 00:03:57,400 YES! 72 00:03:57,442 --> 00:04:00,193 OH, JOANNA: NO! 73 00:04:00,234 --> 00:04:01,400 COURTNEY! 74 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:02,609 RHONDA! 75 00:04:02,651 --> 00:04:04,359 I'M GOING FULL BOYLE. 76 00:04:11,109 --> 00:04:12,442 ARE YOU A DETECTIVE? 77 00:04:12,484 --> 00:04:14,567 OH, UH, WHO'S ASKING? 78 00:04:14,609 --> 00:04:15,860 I'M SUPER DAN, 79 00:04:15,901 --> 00:04:18,151 BROOKLYN'S UNDERWORLD, 80 00:04:20,567 --> 00:04:23,943 I'M BUSY RIGHT NOW, 81 00:04:20,567 --> 00:04:23,943 WORKING ON THIS... 82 00:04:23,985 --> 00:04:25,151 I THINK SANTIAGO'S FREE. 83 00:04:25,193 --> 00:04:26,567 HI. 84 00:04:26,609 --> 00:04:28,400 I'M SUPER DAN. 85 00:04:30,234 --> 00:04:32,484 OH, GOSH, I AM SO SORRY: 86 00:04:35,400 --> 00:04:38,400 MMM. 87 00:04:38,442 --> 00:04:41,318 I'M GONNA MISS THIS PLACE. 88 00:04:41,359 --> 00:04:43,359 WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS 89 00:04:41,359 --> 00:04:43,359 TAKING ME SERIOUSLY? 90 00:04:48,442 --> 00:04:50,484 AND IT'S JUST ALL 91 00:04:50,526 --> 00:04:52,027 I'M A CITIZEN. 92 00:04:52,068 --> 00:04:53,359 I'M FROM THIS NEIGHBORHOOD. 93 00:04:53,400 --> 00:04:56,067 I'M WEARING THIS COSTUME 94 00:04:56,109 --> 00:04:59,151 IS SO WHEN I'M FIGHTING CRIME, 95 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,318 HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT 96 00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:02,318 FOR YOU? 97 00:05:07,318 --> 00:05:10,109 THIS ISN'T ENOUGH 98 00:05:07,318 --> 00:05:10,109 OF A STATEMENT? 99 00:05:10,151 --> 00:05:12,234 YES, I WANTED TO INQUIRE 100 00:05:15,442 --> 00:05:16,400 MM-HMM. 101 00:05:16,442 --> 00:05:18,067 IN THE TORCH? 102 00:05:18,109 --> 00:05:19,693 NO? 103 00:05:19,734 --> 00:05:20,818 I'LL GET BACK TO YOU. 104 00:05:24,109 --> 00:05:25,484 YOU'RE ACTING, 105 00:05:25,526 --> 00:05:27,234 AND HOW YOU'RE BLOWING THIS 106 00:05:27,276 --> 00:05:30,027 TO GIVE ROMANTIC ADVICE? 107 00:05:30,067 --> 00:05:32,818 YOU'RE NOT EXACTLY THE KING 108 00:05:42,943 --> 00:05:44,276 IT'S ABOUT CHARLES. 109 00:05:44,318 --> 00:05:46,318 I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE, 110 00:05:46,358 --> 00:05:48,234 I'M NOWHERE NEAR 111 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:53,651 SAY, "VIVIAN, TOMORROW 112 00:05:51,818 --> 00:05:53,651 DOESN'T WORK FOR ME. 113 00:05:53,693 --> 00:05:54,860 CAN WE RESCHEDULE?" 114 00:06:01,109 --> 00:06:03,067 GOD, I LOVE HOW SHE SAYS 115 00:06:01,109 --> 00:06:03,067 "YOU'VE REACHED." 116 00:06:03,109 --> 00:06:05,400 - HI, VIVI: IT'S CHUCKLEBUNNY. 117 00:06:03,109 --> 00:06:05,400 - OOF. 118 00:06:05,442 --> 00:06:09,276 I'M JUST CALLING 119 00:06:09,318 --> 00:06:10,400 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU, 120 00:06:16,651 --> 00:06:18,067 WHAT AM I DOING? 121 00:06:18,109 --> 00:06:21,609 IT'S OKAY. I HUNG UP 122 00:06:18,109 --> 00:06:21,609 RIGHT AFTER "CHUCKLEBUNNY." 123 00:06:21,651 --> 00:06:24,567 I'VE GONE FULL BOYLE. 124 00:06:32,860 --> 00:06:34,400 HUH? 125 00:06:34,442 --> 00:06:36,651 IT'S NOT A CLUB. 126 00:06:34,442 --> 00:06:36,651 IT'S AN ORGANIZATION 127 00:06:38,651 --> 00:06:41,609 I'M PROUD TO SAY WE NOW 128 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:43,693 BUT IT WASN'T SO EASY 129 00:06:43,734 --> 00:06:45,442 I'D LIKE TO REQUEST 130 00:06:59,693 --> 00:07:02,358 I'VE POURED MY HEART AND SOUL 131 00:07:02,400 --> 00:07:05,026 AND I'M NOT GONNA JUST 132 00:07:14,026 --> 00:07:15,234 I'LL WORK ON MY SPEECH. 133 00:07:15,276 --> 00:07:18,193 HOW'S THIS 134 00:07:15,276 --> 00:07:18,193 FOR AN OPENING JOKE? 135 00:07:19,359 --> 00:07:22,318 POLICE OFFICER IS? 136 00:07:26,442 --> 00:07:28,359 I BELIEVE THAT'S WHAT 137 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,609 THAT'S GREAT. 138 00:07:32,942 --> 00:07:35,400 LET'S GO OVER 139 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:44,359 OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 140 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,359 "GULLIBLE TOURIST." 141 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:47,400 IT'S MINE. 142 00:07:47,442 --> 00:07:49,400 HEY, CAN I HAVE 143 00:07:47,442 --> 00:07:49,400 PLEASE? 144 00:07:49,442 --> 00:07:51,193 UH, NO, BECAUSE 145 00:07:52,442 --> 00:07:54,318 - OF FULL BOYLE I'VE EVER SEEN. 146 00:07:52,442 --> 00:07:54,318 - WHAT? 147 00:07:55,609 --> 00:07:58,193 YOU WROTE "MR. CHARLES LUDLEY" 148 00:07:58,234 --> 00:07:59,860 BOYLE? 149 00:08:01,193 --> 00:08:02,276 I'VE BEEN 150 00:08:08,734 --> 00:08:10,734 OH, THAT IS OVERTLY SEXUAL: 151 00:08:10,776 --> 00:08:12,193 I'M GONNA RUIN IT. 152 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:14,567 HERE'S THE PLAN. 153 00:08:14,609 --> 00:08:16,359 I'LL TEXT VIVIAN 154 00:08:22,234 --> 00:08:23,400 MAN. 155 00:08:23,442 --> 00:08:25,276 I TOLD YOU I NEED HELP! 156 00:08:25,318 --> 00:08:27,151 HEY, CAN I GET YOUR FILE 157 00:08:27,193 --> 00:08:28,526 DRUG RING? 158 00:08:30,442 --> 00:08:32,526 - WHAT? 159 00:08:30,442 --> 00:08:32,526 - OH! 160 00:08:32,567 --> 00:08:33,609 WHY DID YOU DO THAT? 161 00:08:33,651 --> 00:08:35,859 I- 162 00:08:33,651 --> 00:08:35,859 BUT WHY? 163 00:08:35,900 --> 00:08:38,109 OUR DRUG CASE? 164 00:08:40,984 --> 00:08:42,234 REMEMBER SUPER DAN? 165 00:08:42,276 --> 00:08:43,859 AND MADE FUN OF? 166 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:45,651 HE'S BEEN PERCHING 167 00:08:49,567 --> 00:08:51,859 AND CAN I:D. THE ENTIRE NETWORK 168 00:08:51,900 --> 00:08:53,234 - WHAT? 169 00:08:55,193 --> 00:08:57,276 AND SCULLY DIDN'T MIND. 170 00:08:57,318 --> 00:08:58,859 I DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE 171 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,693 YOU'RE A COP. 172 00:08:58,900 --> 00:09:00,693 YOU SHOULD'VE NOTICED THAT. 173 00:09:04,942 --> 00:09:06,400 SHE DOESN'T SPEAK FOR ME. 174 00:09:06,442 --> 00:09:08,693 YOU'RE NOT GETTING 175 00:09:10,109 --> 00:09:13,193 HERE'S WHAT I FOUND OUT 176 00:09:26,359 --> 00:09:28,318 I'VE NEVER BEEN 177 00:09:28,359 --> 00:09:30,151 I'VE ALWAYS RUN UNOPPOSED. 178 00:09:30,193 --> 00:09:32,651 YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE 179 00:09:45,109 --> 00:09:47,151 - WHAT'S YOUR SECOND IDEA? 180 00:09:53,026 --> 00:09:54,026 HI, THERE: 181 00:09:54,067 --> 00:09:55,567 WE'D LIKE TO GO 182 00:09:55,609 --> 00:09:57,400 WE'RE BROTHERS. 183 00:09:58,484 --> 00:10:00,067 WE'RE ALL SET FOR 184 00:10:00,109 --> 00:10:02,526 VIVIAN'S BRINGING 185 00:10:02,567 --> 00:10:04,151 BERNICE? 186 00:10:05,984 --> 00:10:07,693 THAT'S PROBABLY 187 00:10:07,734 --> 00:10:09,109 I DON'T NEED ANY DISTRACTIONS. 188 00:10:11,859 --> 00:10:13,193 HEY, THIS GUY'S GOING 189 00:10:19,276 --> 00:10:20,400 HEY. 190 00:10:22,859 --> 00:10:24,484 THE SEX AND THE CITY STREET? 191 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,984 - I'M A CARRIE. 192 00:10:26,193 --> 00:10:27,984 - I THINK I'M A CARRIE. 193 00:10:28,026 --> 00:10:30,400 WE'RE BOTH CARRIES. 194 00:10:30,442 --> 00:10:32,400 LET'S PREPARE 195 00:10:32,442 --> 00:10:34,400 HERE'S THE THINGS YOU'RE NOT 196 00:10:37,026 --> 00:10:38,484 WE DON'T HAVE 197 00:10:38,526 --> 00:10:39,984 I'LL JUST STARE INTO HER EYES. 198 00:10:40,026 --> 00:10:41,859 THEY'RE LIKE LITTLE DROPS 199 00:10:41,900 --> 00:10:43,442 NO. 200 00:10:48,984 --> 00:10:50,400 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 201 00:10:50,442 --> 00:10:52,193 YOU CAN'T HANDLE IT, 202 00:10:52,234 --> 00:10:53,276 I'LL DO THIS. 203 00:10:56,442 --> 00:10:57,900 DO THAT NATURALLY? 204 00:10:57,942 --> 00:10:59,151 I DON'T KNOW. 205 00:10:59,193 --> 00:11:00,526 THIS GUY'S CLEAN, 206 00:11:00,567 --> 00:11:02,151 PLEASE? 207 00:11:04,567 --> 00:11:06,151 I DON'T KNOW 208 00:11:08,775 --> 00:11:10,942 OKAY? 209 00:11:13,442 --> 00:11:14,859 - AWW. 210 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:26,109 OH, HELLO: 211 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:26,109 I'M JAK-TRACTIVE. 212 00:11:26,151 --> 00:11:27,358 JAK-TRACTIVE? 213 00:11:32,358 --> 00:11:33,775 LET'S EAT. 214 00:11:36,193 --> 00:11:37,900 YOU'RE A COP. 215 00:11:41,984 --> 00:11:45,026 REALLY? 216 00:11:41,984 --> 00:11:45,026 - MM-HMM. 217 00:11:47,193 --> 00:11:48,400 OH, NOT LIKE ME: 218 00:11:51,276 --> 00:11:53,318 OH, NO. 219 00:11:53,358 --> 00:11:54,526 WHAT KINDA DOGS DO YOU LIKE? 220 00:11:57,817 --> 00:11:59,234 OH, I LOVE ALL DOGS: 221 00:12:03,442 --> 00:12:05,276 I'VE EVER HEARD. 222 00:12:06,442 --> 00:12:08,442 WHY DON'T YOU 223 00:12:08,484 --> 00:12:10,442 ABOUT THE TEN-DAY FORECAST? 224 00:12:10,484 --> 00:12:11,650 OH, GOOD IDEA: 225 00:12:12,942 --> 00:12:14,984 SO IF YOU'RE NOT A COP, 226 00:12:12,942 --> 00:12:14,984 THEN WHAT DO YOU DO? 227 00:12:15,026 --> 00:12:16,318 I'M IN GRAD SCHOOL. 228 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,151 YOU'RE A NETS FAN? 229 00:12:24,193 --> 00:12:27,193 - OH, MY GOD. THIS SEASON 230 00:12:24,193 --> 00:12:27,193 RIGHT? 231 00:12:24,193 --> 00:12:27,193 - YES. 232 00:12:27,234 --> 00:12:29,400 - YES. 233 00:12:29,442 --> 00:12:31,318 BUT IT'S LIKE, 234 00:12:32,984 --> 00:12:33,942 YES. 235 00:12:33,984 --> 00:12:35,193 - WOW. 236 00:12:41,526 --> 00:12:43,234 UH, HERE'S A QUESTION 237 00:12:43,276 --> 00:12:46,151 YOU'VE EVER ATTENDED? 238 00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:07,358 DID YOU LIKE IT? 239 00:13:17,276 --> 00:13:18,400 BUT I CAN'T RISK 240 00:13:26,276 --> 00:13:27,900 THIS GREAT ORGANIZATION? 241 00:13:30,026 --> 00:13:33,193 NOTHING ODDS TO CREATE NOTHING? 242 00:13:38,526 --> 00:13:40,067 I'M GETTING NERVOUS. 243 00:13:55,193 --> 00:13:56,400 WE FOUND ON THE TRAIN TRACKS? 244 00:13:56,442 --> 00:13:58,650 OR JUST VERY BADLY BURNED? 245 00:13:58,692 --> 00:13:59,733 'CAUSE THERE WERE 246 00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:02,276 DEFINITELY SHOULD'VE BEEN 247 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:05,358 BINGO: 248 00:14:03,442 --> 00:14:05,358 - UH, WILL YOU EXCUSE US? 249 00:14:05,400 --> 00:14:07,442 USE THE LADIES' ROOM. 250 00:14:07,484 --> 00:14:10,817 - OH, NO. 251 00:14:10,859 --> 00:14:12,400 I CAN'T STOP 252 00:14:20,067 --> 00:14:21,193 WE ARE ALL DOOMED! 253 00:14:21,234 --> 00:14:22,942 I BORROWED THE WAITER'S PHONE 254 00:14:22,984 --> 00:14:24,400 WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING, 255 00:14:24,442 --> 00:14:26,109 - WHAT? 256 00:14:30,859 --> 00:14:32,109 I'LL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. 257 00:14:32,151 --> 00:14:34,400 - I'LL TELL 'EM 258 00:14:35,400 --> 00:14:36,400 NOT A BATHROOM ONE? 259 00:14:44,650 --> 00:14:46,193 I'M SURE THEY CAN HANDLE IT. 260 00:14:46,234 --> 00:14:48,400 50 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE: 261 00:14:48,442 --> 00:14:49,900 SCULLY'S GUN 262 00:14:54,151 --> 00:14:56,566 I HAD TO GIVE 'EM THE CASE. 263 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:01,900 WE WEREN'T THAT BAD. 264 00:15:07,318 --> 00:15:10,067 WHO DON'T KNOW ME, 265 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:11,400 I'M OFFICER BRIAN JENSEN. 266 00:15:15,442 --> 00:15:18,067 SOUNDS LIKE? 267 00:15:18,109 --> 00:15:20,692 ALL. 268 00:15:29,151 --> 00:15:31,400 MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE 269 00:15:33,942 --> 00:15:35,400 HE ISN'T FIT TO BE PRESIDENT. 270 00:15:35,441 --> 00:15:37,067 HE HASN'T SPENT 271 00:15:35,441 --> 00:15:37,067 THE LAST 25 YEARS 272 00:15:38,775 --> 00:15:39,942 IS THAT BAD? 273 00:15:39,984 --> 00:15:44,359 AGLA... MACAPA 274 00:15:46,318 --> 00:15:48,318 WOULDN'T HAVE TO GO THROUGH 275 00:15:48,359 --> 00:15:50,400 ISN'T IT A GOOD THING 276 00:15:50,441 --> 00:15:53,067 DIDN'T HAVE TO STRUGGLE 277 00:15:50,441 --> 00:15:53,067 FOR 25 YEARS 278 00:15:53,109 --> 00:15:55,026 ON THIS STAGE? 279 00:16:03,441 --> 00:16:06,234 ALL. 280 00:16:07,525 --> 00:16:10,318 POLICE OFFICER IS? 281 00:16:14,026 --> 00:16:15,399 WHAT? 282 00:16:23,026 --> 00:16:25,900 BUT AFTER 25 YEARS 283 00:16:46,650 --> 00:16:49,650 BUT I'M VERY HAPPY FOR YOU. 284 00:16:58,900 --> 00:17:01,234 BECAUSE WE'RE DETECTIVES. 285 00:17:01,276 --> 00:17:02,441 IS IT A TOUGH CASE? 286 00:17:02,483 --> 00:17:04,399 'CAUSE CHARLIE WAS ACTING 287 00:17:04,441 --> 00:17:07,566 MM-HMM. WORK HAS BEEN 288 00:17:10,151 --> 00:17:11,399 I'VE GOTTA RUN. 289 00:17:11,441 --> 00:17:12,733 IF YOU WOULDN'T MIND 290 00:17:12,775 --> 00:17:14,151 IT'LL BE MUCH SAFER. 291 00:17:14,193 --> 00:17:17,026 I'M A COP. NEW YORK, RIGHT? 292 00:17:17,067 --> 00:17:20,399 DOING HERE? 293 00:17:20,441 --> 00:17:21,900 I'M SO CLOSE TO GETTING YOU 294 00:17:21,942 --> 00:17:23,817 - THEY'RE PUTTING THEIR COATS ON. 295 00:17:27,775 --> 00:17:29,608 - NO, CHARLES! 296 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,525 I'M GONNA GO ASK VIVIAN 297 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:31,525 BYE. 298 00:17:31,566 --> 00:17:33,399 - NO, GIVE ME THAT: 299 00:17:31,566 --> 00:17:33,399 - JAKE! 300 00:17:34,441 --> 00:17:35,692 I'M DOING THIS 301 00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:37,483 YOU'VE GONE FULL BOYLE. 302 00:17:35,733 --> 00:17:37,483 I'M HELPING YOU OUT. 303 00:17:37,525 --> 00:17:39,109 OR I'M GONNA PEPPER SPRAY YOU. 304 00:17:39,151 --> 00:17:42,650 I WILL PEPPER SPRAY YOU! 305 00:17:42,692 --> 00:17:44,900 - HUH? 306 00:17:42,692 --> 00:17:44,900 - MM. 307 00:17:44,942 --> 00:17:45,900 NO! 308 00:17:51,984 --> 00:17:53,067 AAH! 309 00:17:53,109 --> 00:17:55,483 CRAP! CRAP! AAH, CRAP! 310 00:17:53,109 --> 00:17:55,483 CRAP! AW, CRAP! 311 00:18:03,441 --> 00:18:04,692 NAH, I DON'T WANT IT. 312 00:18:04,733 --> 00:18:06,399 AH, SO EXPENSIVE: 313 00:18:06,441 --> 00:18:07,483 HOW YOU HOLDING UP? 314 00:18:07,525 --> 00:18:09,026 I'VE BEEN BETTER. 315 00:18:09,067 --> 00:18:10,817 RIGHT.I'M SORRY 316 00:18:12,608 --> 00:18:14,775 I'M SORRY 317 00:18:14,817 --> 00:18:16,399 I'M SORRY 318 00:18:16,441 --> 00:18:18,151 RIGHT? 319 00:18:22,193 --> 00:18:25,566 AHH, IT'S SO STICKY, 320 00:18:25,608 --> 00:18:27,151 OOH, CAB. 321 00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:30,358 YES, SIR. 322 00:18:32,109 --> 00:18:33,733 STILL DOING HERE? 323 00:18:33,775 --> 00:18:34,942 ISN'T YOUR SHIFT OVER? 324 00:18:34,984 --> 00:18:36,483 THERE'S SOMETHING WE NEED 325 00:18:36,525 --> 00:18:39,525 OH, SUPER DAN, OVER HERE: 326 00:18:41,026 --> 00:18:42,193 YOU TWO? 327 00:18:45,942 --> 00:18:47,399 - WHY? 328 00:18:47,441 --> 00:18:48,775 AND HITCHCOCK? 329 00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:51,942 THEY'RE BUSY, 330 00:18:48,817 --> 00:18:51,942 CLEANING HITCHCOCK'S EAR. 331 00:18:55,026 --> 00:18:56,275 SELLING NARCOTICS? 332 00:19:00,984 --> 00:19:02,193 THAT'S THE MOPE 333 00:19:03,984 --> 00:19:05,692 WE'RE GONNA NEED 334 00:19:05,733 --> 00:19:07,817 - REALLY? 335 00:19:07,859 --> 00:19:09,358 - MM-HMM. 336 00:19:07,859 --> 00:19:09,358 - YEAH! 337 00:19:12,441 --> 00:19:14,650 UH, I WAS DRIVING 338 00:19:14,692 --> 00:19:16,733 IN THE "DANMOBILE," 339 00:19:19,109 --> 00:19:20,942 WE SHOULD'VE 340 00:19:20,984 --> 00:19:23,399 WE'RE SUPPOSED 341 00:19:25,441 --> 00:19:26,900 THAT'S RIGHT. 342 00:19:34,399 --> 00:19:35,650 DON'T BE BUMMED, MAN. 343 00:19:35,692 --> 00:19:37,900 - IT'S GONNA BE OKAY. 344 00:19:35,692 --> 00:19:37,900 - NO, IT ISN'T. 345 00:19:37,942 --> 00:19:40,233 YOU CAN'T BE WITH ME 346 00:19:40,275 --> 00:19:42,067 I'M IN LOVE WITH THIS WOMAN, 347 00:19:42,109 --> 00:19:44,192 AND I'M GONNA GO FULL BOYLE 348 00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:46,399 NO, WE CAN FIGURE THIS OUT: 349 00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:46,399 ALL RIGHT? 350 00:19:46,441 --> 00:19:47,900 SO YOU'RE GOOD THERE... 351 00:19:47,942 --> 00:19:48,984 HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. 352 00:19:49,026 --> 00:19:50,859 I THINK WE'RE GONNA 353 00:19:56,692 --> 00:19:58,566 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST 354 00:19:56,692 --> 00:19:58,566 FOR ARMED ROBBERY! 355 00:20:00,233 --> 00:20:03,233 I'M STILL NOT SEEING GREAT 356 00:20:04,900 --> 00:20:07,399 HEY, CAB DRIVER'S 357 00:20:07,441 --> 00:20:09,984 - YOU READY? 358 00:20:07,441 --> 00:20:09,984 - LET'S DO IT. 359 00:20:10,026 --> 00:20:12,150 OH, NO, WHAT'S THIS? 360 00:20:12,192 --> 00:20:14,358 WHAT IS THIS? 361 00:20:21,859 --> 00:20:23,566 IT'S ME. 362 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,275 AND I'M WORRIED IT'S 363 00:20:26,399 --> 00:20:28,275 BECAUSE I'M MOVING TOO FAST. 364 00:20:29,984 --> 00:20:31,192 AND I KNOW IT'S 3:00 A.M., 365 00:20:36,608 --> 00:20:37,733 SHE'S FULL BOYLE. 366 00:20:47,817 --> 00:20:49,399 THIS IS A GOOD IDEA? 367 00:20:49,441 --> 00:20:50,608 I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW, 368 00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:52,525 BUT YOU'RE DEFINITELY 369 00:20:54,608 --> 00:20:55,692 YOU'RE THE BEST. 370 00:20:55,733 --> 00:20:57,399 AHH. 371 00:20:59,441 --> 00:21:02,692 I'M SO EXCITED. 372 00:21:02,733 --> 00:21:03,900 YES! 373 00:21:02,733 --> 00:21:03,900 - YES? 374 00:21:03,942 --> 00:21:05,399 YES! 375 00:21:05,441 --> 00:21:06,399 AWW. 376 00:21:13,650 --> 00:21:16,399 OH, APOLOGY ACCEPTED: 377 00:21:18,441 --> 00:21:19,525 - OHH. 378 00:21:18,441 --> 00:21:19,525 - OH, NO. 379 00:21:19,566 --> 00:21:20,942 - OH, BOY. 380 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:24,399 LET'S GO. 381 00:21:23,067 --> 00:21:24,399 - OH, NO. 382 00:21:24,441 --> 00:21:25,441 I WASN'T SAYING IT 383 00:21:25,483 --> 00:21:26,817 - JAKE! 384 00:21:25,483 --> 00:21:26,817 - YEP. 385 00:21:29,275 --> 00:21:30,192 ALTHOUGH THEY CAN'T 386 00:21:30,233 --> 00:21:31,399 - JAKE! 387 00:21:30,233 --> 00:21:31,399 - YEP. 388 00:21:31,441 --> 00:21:33,358 - SHH.