(Amy)
WHAT ARE THESE?
ARE STDs.
BUDDY?
STDs.
AH, YES.
HAVE YOU GIVEN STDs TO?
LOTS.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
UH... OH, OKAY.
"STD" HAS ANOTHER MEANING.
YOU'RE GROSS.
BUT IT'S SWEET THAT YOUR MIND
DIDN'T GO THERE.
THANK YOU.
BE TO YOU GIVE ME FEVER?
AT THE RECEPTION?
DO YOU HAVE HERPES?
YOU'RE RIGHT,
AND WE'RE SORRY.
I'M DONE.
OR...
THE NUMBER'S
GREAT.
WHOO!
I'M SURPRISED TO SEE YOU
IT'S THE MOST FUN DAY
WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND,
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT
YES, BUT MY SOFTWARE IS DUE
AND THERE'S ALWAYS
LAST YEAR'S WAS PRISON BREAK.
IT'S LIKE BEING
IT'S ALSO A GOOD
THAT'S EVERY PRECINCT
IT'S NOT THAT
ALL YOU WIN IS A CHILDREN'S
SO...
DON'T YOU?
I'LL SHOOT YOU ALL
IN THE FACE IF I HAVE TO!
GINA, THE D:A. NEEDS COPIES
[video game
sound effects]
GINA?
CRAZY CUPCAKES?
"KWAZY" WITH A "W."
A BACKWARDS "W."
AS A BACKWARDS "W."
SEE?
KA-BAM.
IT'S MORE INTERESTING TO YOU
THAN YOUR WORK?
STOP SAYING "KWAZY."
IT'S EMBARRASSING.
I DID.
OH, COOL: MY B.
FOR THIS YEAR'S
AND LADIES' MAN.
'CAUSE WHAT WOMAN
DOESN'T LOVE A GUY
WHO'S SUPER INTO
MAKE-BELIEVE?
IT'S CALLED ACTING.
TELL ME HOW I'M ANY DIFFERENT
CHAMPAGNE:
MOUNTAIN RANGE.
"MOUNTAIN RANGE"?
I COULDN'T THINK
WHAT? IT'S
NO, WAIT, SORRY:
I THINK I'M GONNA
JESUIT.
WITH YOU TWO?
THERE'S A SPARK.
SAY IT? SHE'S LIKE A SISTER.
THAT'S WHAT LUKE
HEY, LUKE DIDN'T KNOW!
NO ONE KNEW!
OKAY, STELLA.
OH, NO, NO PROBLEM:
BYE.
DAMN!
OUR BABYSITTER'S BUSY
THE NIGHT OF BOYLE'S WEDDING.
SHE'S GONNA BE IN
WHICH SHE'S GONNA LOSE,
ALL OVER TERRY'S COUCH.
A DATE ALREADY?
HE DIDN'T GIVE YOU ONE?
I THINK HE'S BEEN
HEY.
UH-OH, I HATE PIZZA!
HE DIDN'T INVITE ME
AND HE'S SCARED
OH, DON'T BE ANGRY.
I'M NOT ANGRY.
I THINK IT'S FUNNY.
YOU'RE DISMISSED.
WHAT YOU DOING IN HERE?
SEE YOUR PHONE FOR A SECOND?
I THINK WE'RE PAST THE POINT
TO SAY THE "W."
IT'S SO ADDICTIVE, RIGHT?
I DON'T THINK I'LL
I'VE DELETED
HMM.
I'VE LOST MY PROGRESS?
DOESN'T MATTER,
BECAUSE I'M DONE.
NINE-NINE!
THAT'S GREAT, MAN.
I'M GONNA BLOW
(Amy)
TEDDY!
HEY.
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S BEEN SO LONG.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I'M WITH THE EIGHT-TWO NOW.
WE'RE PAIRED WITH YOU TODAY.
YEAH. 10-54L.
AMBULANCE CASE:
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
I'M GONNA GO SIGN IN,
WHO'S THAT GUY?
UH, THAT WAS TEDDY.
BUT HE WAS
THAT'S THE GUY YOU SAID
LIKE "HE'S A GOOD LISTENER."
I'M SORRY, WHAT DO YOU
LOOK FOR IN A GUY?
I DON'T KNOW, REAL STUFF.
WHAT DO YOU CARE SO MUCH?
IT'S CREEPY. AND SECOND,
I DON'T CARE.
I'M JUST CURIOUS
OH, YEAH: NO,
OH, THIS IS SO COOL:
I'M GONNA
10-51.
HOW 'BOUT 10-69?
THAT'S EASY.
AM I RIGHT? UP TOP.
69.
YOU WANT TO CHECK 'EM OUT?
OH, I SEE WHAT HAPPENED:
TED. LET'S ROLL.
UH...
THAT'S A P.U.W.
SO IT SHOOTS SOUND?
MM-HMM.
IS THIS THE TRIGGER?
YES, BUT YOU WANT TO BE
AHH... AH...
IT'S HIGHLY DIRECTIONAL.
YOU'D
OH! OH! OH! OH! OH!
OH! OH! OH...
WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?
I CAN TASTE MY THOUGHTS!
OH, MY GOD...
THAT'S PRETTY COOL.
CAPTAIN HOLT?
HAVE YOU SEEN CAPTAIN HOLT?
DRESSED LIKE AN AIRLINE PILOT?
NO.
I'M COMING IN.
BOO.
THIS IS THE MEN'S ROOM.
THIS IS NO LONGER A MEN'S ROOM.
IT IS NOW A LIAR'S DEN.
I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM!
I WILL PLAY KWAZY CUPCAKES!
"KWAZY" IS A DIFFICULT WORD
I THINK I'VE MADE
THEY MOVED THE TRIGGER?
"FINGER FEEL"?
REALLY?
(Amy)
NICE!
AND HIS
I CAN'T BELIEVE
OF OUR NATION'S ECONOMY.
MAY I?
I LIKE TO GO PB&J.
JAW.
MAN,
IS AN EFFECTIVE TARGET?
A MAN CAN RUN
THAT'S A WEIRD THING
HEY, HEY.
YOU'RE PISSED AT BOYLE.
IT'S NOT JUST THAT.
AAH!
OH! AHH! OH!
WHOOPS. SORRY.
MY CAFE CON LECHE!
AAH!
SORRY.
RIGHT IN MY BREASTS!
DOESN'T WANT ME TO COME.
BUT BOYLE SHOULD'VE
WE'RE SUPPOSED
WE'RE FINALLY
THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO.
I'M GONNA WAIT TILL
I'M ON MY DEATHBED,
THAT'S YOUR PLAN
FOR DEALING WITH THIS?
THAT'S MY PLAN FOR DEALING
I HAVE 77 ARGUMENTS
I'M GONNA WIN THAT WAY.
DON'T TELL ME
UH, NO. I'M WORKING ON A THING
WHERE WHEN I'M OUT OF AMMO
STRAIGHT INTO SOMEONE'S THROAT.
OH! MY BUTTHOLES!
OOH...
BUT YOU'VE GOTTA STOP
CALLING THEM YOUR "BUTTHOLES."
GUNS SIDEWAYS TO LOOK COOL?
HELD YOUR GUN UPSIDE-DOWN?
EIGHT-TWO'S DONE.
HEY. HOW'D IT GO?
A COURSE RECORD?
OH, THANKS: I'M PSYCHED.
THIS IS HOW IT'S GOING DOWN.
REX?
WE'RE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY.
LET'S BREAK THAT COURSE RECORD
READY?
ONE, TWO, THREE!
LET'S BREAK THAT COURSE
IT WAS
LET'S DO IT!
I'VE GOT THE DETAILS
WHICH EMBASSY?
DOESN'T MATTER.
FINE.
RESCUE THE HOSTAGES?
YOU'RE CLEARED
"MAXIMUM ENGAGEMENT"?
THE RIDE?
ME AND BOYLE?
YEAH.
YOU'RE THE ASSAULT TEAM.
I'LL BE IN THE COMMAND CENTER.
"YES, SARGE."
MAN.
WE GOT 18 MINUTES: 41 SECONDS
YOU'RE REALLY
NOT GONNA DO A CHARACTER?
WHAT ABOUT REX "BOOKINGHAME"?
HE'S AN EX-NAVY SEAL
I DON'T HAVE TIME
FOR HIS BACK-STORY.
AND GO!
I'M JUST ABOUT
BUT I'M JUST ABOUT
I'VE GOT A PROBLEM.
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY I CAN'T STOP.
I'VE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM
DO YOU KNOW I LOVE MILK?
MM, NO.
I DO,
SO I HAVEN'T HAD MILK,
19 MILKLESS YEARS I'VE GONE,
I CAN'T QUIT KWAZY CUPCAKES?
KWAZY CUPCAKES?
I LOVE THAT GAME!
OH, MY GOSH.
CAPTAIN HOLT?
I'M CURED.
TURN AROUND!
CLEAR!
OH, YEAH, KOVAC:
LET'S, UH, FIND THE MAN
I CAN'T BELIEVE
I ALSO CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T
WE GOT INTEL THERE'S
YOU'LL GIVE AWAY OUR POSITION.
LOOK OUT!
COME ON!
THERE'S PAINT IN YOUR HAIR.
I'M PISSED AT YOU.
OH, BOY.
SO...
YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO YOUR
I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST...
IT'S OKAY.
HEY, THANKS FOR
YOUR PLEASURE?
BILL "PERP" HAD A FAMILY.
OH! WHOA!
INTEL SAYS THERE'S A COUPLE
YOU WANT TO WAIT FOR BACKUP?
I'M GOING IN.
DON'T WORRY. I HAVE A PLAN
WHAT?
OR DON'T.
I'M DOING IT ANYWAY.
NYPD! DON'T SHOOT!
I'M HERE TO SURRENDER.
DROP THE WEAPONS!
I'M JUST GONNA SLOWLY
SLOWLY PUT 'EM...
OH! DAMN IT!
TIME!
18 MINUTES, 28 SECONDS:
YOU BROKE THE RECORD!
YES! NICE!
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK,
ALL IN A DAY'S WORK.
AH, THERE HE IS!
YEAH!
THAT'S SO AMAZING, JAKE.
"VICTIM."
(Amy)
I CAN'T BELIEVE
CAME WITH SCULLY'S MOVE.
YOU WENT UPSY-DOWNSIES?
THAT'S WHAT I CALL IT, BECAUSE
BUT THEM I'M LIKE,
"BOOBS, FART, BOOBS, WHATEVER."
LET'S GO.
NICE!
NINE-NINE!
WITH YOU GUYS AFTERWARDS?
OH. NEAT.
BOOBS.
I'M EXCITED TO GO.
"STD" STANDS FOR
"SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE."
SO WE'RE LEANING INTO IT.
WILL YOU ACCEPT MY STD?
MM.
KWAZY CUPCAKES ADDICTION!
CAPTAIN HOLT!
IT'S MY NATURE.
SO I'LL GIVE YOU
I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK IT'S JUST BRIGHT
SO FUN.
WHAT'S GOING ON,
VIC KOVAC?
AMY SEES IN TEDDY?
I'M JUST CURIOUS.
HE'S OKAY-LOOKING.
AND HE'S A GOOD COP.
THEY'RE BOTH KIND OF DORKY
HE SET
BUT THAT'S NOTHING. I BROKE IT,
OUT WITH HIM AND NOT YOU?
I'M HERE TO CELEBRATE
I'M NOT REALLY
BUT...
I'M REALLY HAPPY I COULD COME,
AND I PROMISE IT WON'T
I'M REALLY HAPPY
'CAUSE I DIDN'T THINK
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
SO, UH...
SO THAT'S GREAT NEWS.
WHY WOULD IT BE WEIRD?
UM, IT'D BE WEIRD
'CAUSE I'M WEIRD.
OH.
I'M LEAVING.
(Amy)
HEY, AMY.
NO WAY, YOU WON COOLEST KILL?
A CHILDREN'S KARATE TROPHY.
(Amy)
ARE YOU WEARING LIPSTICK?
I'M GOING OUT
DOES IT LOOK WEIRD?
I CALLED MY 13-YEAR-OLD NIECE
BUT I DON'T KNOW
SO WHAT'S UP?
OH. IT'S NOT IMPORTANT.
AND WE'LL TALK TOMORROW.
BYE.
I'LL HELP YOU WITH
(man)
SHH.