1 00:00:07,710 --> 00:00:08,668 (Amy) 2 00:00:07,710 --> 00:00:08,668 WHAT ARE THESE? 3 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:12,376 ARE STDs. 4 00:00:12,418 --> 00:00:13,710 BUDDY? 5 00:00:13,752 --> 00:00:17,085 STDs. 6 00:00:17,127 --> 00:00:19,169 AH, YES. 7 00:00:20,376 --> 00:00:22,210 HAVE YOU GIVEN STDs TO? 8 00:00:22,251 --> 00:00:24,085 LOTS. 9 00:00:25,585 --> 00:00:26,877 WHAT'S GOING ON? 10 00:00:26,919 --> 00:00:30,169 UH... OH, OKAY. 11 00:00:26,919 --> 00:00:30,169 "STD" HAS ANOTHER MEANING. 12 00:00:30,210 --> 00:00:31,793 YOU'RE GROSS. 13 00:00:35,127 --> 00:00:36,877 BUT IT'S SWEET THAT YOUR MIND 14 00:00:35,127 --> 00:00:36,877 DIDN'T GO THERE. 15 00:00:36,919 --> 00:00:38,627 THANK YOU. 16 00:00:38,668 --> 00:00:41,169 BE TO YOU GIVE ME FEVER? 17 00:00:41,210 --> 00:00:42,710 AT THE RECEPTION? 18 00:00:42,752 --> 00:00:44,169 DO YOU HAVE HERPES? 19 00:00:48,210 --> 00:00:49,376 YOU'RE RIGHT, 20 00:00:48,210 --> 00:00:49,376 AND WE'RE SORRY. 21 00:00:53,335 --> 00:00:56,376 I'M DONE. 22 00:01:00,085 --> 00:01:01,710 OR... 23 00:01:01,752 --> 00:01:03,044 THE NUMBER'S 24 00:01:03,085 --> 00:01:04,085 GREAT. 25 00:01:24,169 --> 00:01:25,251 WHOO! 26 00:01:30,710 --> 00:01:32,169 I'M SURPRISED TO SEE YOU 27 00:01:34,752 --> 00:01:36,752 IT'S THE MOST FUN DAY 28 00:01:36,793 --> 00:01:38,127 WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND, 29 00:01:38,169 --> 00:01:40,210 BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT 30 00:01:40,251 --> 00:01:43,127 YES, BUT MY SOFTWARE IS DUE 31 00:01:52,919 --> 00:01:54,460 AND THERE'S ALWAYS 32 00:01:54,501 --> 00:01:56,210 LAST YEAR'S WAS PRISON BREAK. 33 00:02:02,627 --> 00:02:04,501 IT'S LIKE BEING 34 00:02:04,543 --> 00:02:06,210 IT'S ALSO A GOOD 35 00:02:34,335 --> 00:02:36,085 THAT'S EVERY PRECINCT 36 00:02:37,501 --> 00:02:39,293 IT'S NOT THAT 37 00:02:39,335 --> 00:02:42,627 ALL YOU WIN IS A CHILDREN'S 38 00:02:39,335 --> 00:02:42,627 SO... 39 00:02:42,668 --> 00:02:44,293 DON'T YOU? 40 00:02:46,627 --> 00:02:49,960 I'LL SHOOT YOU ALL 41 00:02:46,627 --> 00:02:49,960 IN THE FACE IF I HAVE TO! 42 00:02:51,543 --> 00:02:53,752 GINA, THE D:A. NEEDS COPIES 43 00:02:56,044 --> 00:02:57,919 [video game 44 00:02:56,044 --> 00:02:57,919 sound effects] 45 00:02:56,044 --> 00:02:57,919 GINA? 46 00:03:09,293 --> 00:03:11,002 CRAZY CUPCAKES? 47 00:03:11,044 --> 00:03:13,210 "KWAZY" WITH A "W." 48 00:03:11,044 --> 00:03:13,210 A BACKWARDS "W." 49 00:03:13,251 --> 00:03:14,210 AS A BACKWARDS "W." 50 00:03:14,251 --> 00:03:18,335 SEE? 51 00:03:20,293 --> 00:03:23,418 KA-BAM. 52 00:03:24,752 --> 00:03:26,376 IT'S MORE INTERESTING TO YOU 53 00:03:24,752 --> 00:03:26,376 THAN YOUR WORK? 54 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,002 STOP SAYING "KWAZY." 55 00:03:32,044 --> 00:03:34,919 IT'S EMBARRASSING. 56 00:03:36,877 --> 00:03:38,044 I DID. 57 00:03:38,085 --> 00:03:40,251 OH, COOL: MY B. 58 00:03:42,335 --> 00:03:43,877 FOR THIS YEAR'S 59 00:03:49,627 --> 00:03:51,585 AND LADIES' MAN. 60 00:03:51,627 --> 00:03:53,585 'CAUSE WHAT WOMAN 61 00:03:51,627 --> 00:03:53,585 DOESN'T LOVE A GUY 62 00:03:53,627 --> 00:03:55,085 WHO'S SUPER INTO 63 00:03:53,627 --> 00:03:55,085 MAKE-BELIEVE? 64 00:03:57,376 --> 00:03:59,835 IT'S CALLED ACTING. 65 00:03:59,877 --> 00:04:02,044 TELL ME HOW I'M ANY DIFFERENT 66 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:08,251 CHAMPAGNE: 67 00:04:04,460 --> 00:04:08,251 MOUNTAIN RANGE. 68 00:04:08,293 --> 00:04:10,044 "MOUNTAIN RANGE"? 69 00:04:10,085 --> 00:04:11,501 I COULDN'T THINK 70 00:04:11,543 --> 00:04:14,293 WHAT? IT'S 71 00:04:14,335 --> 00:04:17,335 NO, WAIT, SORRY: 72 00:04:17,376 --> 00:04:19,835 I THINK I'M GONNA 73 00:04:21,668 --> 00:04:24,251 JESUIT. 74 00:04:27,376 --> 00:04:29,460 WITH YOU TWO? 75 00:04:31,501 --> 00:04:32,960 THERE'S A SPARK. 76 00:04:33,002 --> 00:04:34,335 SAY IT? SHE'S LIKE A SISTER. 77 00:04:34,376 --> 00:04:36,376 THAT'S WHAT LUKE 78 00:04:36,418 --> 00:04:39,501 HEY, LUKE DIDN'T KNOW! 79 00:04:36,418 --> 00:04:39,501 NO ONE KNEW! 80 00:04:41,335 --> 00:04:43,710 OKAY, STELLA. 81 00:04:41,335 --> 00:04:43,710 OH, NO, NO PROBLEM: 82 00:04:43,752 --> 00:04:45,460 BYE. 83 00:04:45,501 --> 00:04:47,044 DAMN! 84 00:04:47,085 --> 00:04:49,169 OUR BABYSITTER'S BUSY 85 00:04:47,085 --> 00:04:49,169 THE NIGHT OF BOYLE'S WEDDING. 86 00:04:49,210 --> 00:04:51,460 SHE'S GONNA BE IN 87 00:04:51,501 --> 00:04:53,044 WHICH SHE'S GONNA LOSE, 88 00:04:53,085 --> 00:04:55,251 ALL OVER TERRY'S COUCH. 89 00:04:55,293 --> 00:04:56,501 A DATE ALREADY? 90 00:04:59,251 --> 00:05:00,585 HE DIDN'T GIVE YOU ONE? 91 00:05:00,627 --> 00:05:04,460 I THINK HE'S BEEN 92 00:05:04,501 --> 00:05:06,960 HEY. 93 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:09,169 UH-OH, I HATE PIZZA! 94 00:05:09,210 --> 00:05:10,293 HE DIDN'T INVITE ME 95 00:05:10,335 --> 00:05:12,335 AND HE'S SCARED 96 00:05:17,418 --> 00:05:19,960 OH, DON'T BE ANGRY. 97 00:05:20,002 --> 00:05:23,293 I'M NOT ANGRY. 98 00:05:20,002 --> 00:05:23,293 I THINK IT'S FUNNY. 99 00:05:36,376 --> 00:05:37,501 YOU'RE DISMISSED. 100 00:05:37,543 --> 00:05:38,877 WHAT YOU DOING IN HERE? 101 00:05:41,210 --> 00:05:43,044 SEE YOUR PHONE FOR A SECOND? 102 00:05:46,793 --> 00:05:48,752 I THINK WE'RE PAST THE POINT 103 00:05:48,793 --> 00:05:51,293 TO SAY THE "W." 104 00:05:57,251 --> 00:05:58,501 IT'S SO ADDICTIVE, RIGHT? 105 00:06:09,376 --> 00:06:10,627 I DON'T THINK I'LL 106 00:06:14,835 --> 00:06:17,002 I'VE DELETED 107 00:06:17,044 --> 00:06:19,376 HMM. 108 00:06:19,418 --> 00:06:21,251 I'VE LOST MY PROGRESS? 109 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:25,418 DOESN'T MATTER, 110 00:06:21,293 --> 00:06:25,418 BECAUSE I'M DONE. 111 00:06:28,627 --> 00:06:29,960 NINE-NINE! 112 00:06:32,627 --> 00:06:33,668 THAT'S GREAT, MAN. 113 00:06:35,002 --> 00:06:37,460 I'M GONNA BLOW 114 00:06:39,627 --> 00:06:40,585 (Amy) 115 00:06:39,627 --> 00:06:40,585 TEDDY! 116 00:06:40,627 --> 00:06:42,418 HEY. 117 00:06:40,627 --> 00:06:42,418 OH, MY GOD. 118 00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:44,501 IT'S BEEN SO LONG. 119 00:06:42,460 --> 00:06:44,501 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 120 00:06:44,543 --> 00:06:47,210 I'M WITH THE EIGHT-TWO NOW. 121 00:06:44,543 --> 00:06:47,210 WE'RE PAIRED WITH YOU TODAY. 122 00:06:47,251 --> 00:06:49,919 YEAH. 10-54L. 123 00:06:49,960 --> 00:06:52,627 AMBULANCE CASE: 124 00:06:53,668 --> 00:06:55,877 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 125 00:07:08,376 --> 00:07:09,335 I'M GONNA GO SIGN IN, 126 00:07:13,376 --> 00:07:15,085 WHO'S THAT GUY? 127 00:07:15,127 --> 00:07:19,293 UH, THAT WAS TEDDY. 128 00:07:19,335 --> 00:07:20,710 BUT HE WAS 129 00:07:23,585 --> 00:07:25,668 THAT'S THE GUY YOU SAID 130 00:07:25,710 --> 00:07:26,835 LIKE "HE'S A GOOD LISTENER." 131 00:07:26,877 --> 00:07:29,543 I'M SORRY, WHAT DO YOU 132 00:07:26,877 --> 00:07:29,543 LOOK FOR IN A GUY? 133 00:07:29,585 --> 00:07:30,585 I DON'T KNOW, REAL STUFF. 134 00:07:38,044 --> 00:07:39,919 WHAT DO YOU CARE SO MUCH? 135 00:07:43,169 --> 00:07:45,418 IT'S CREEPY. AND SECOND, 136 00:07:43,169 --> 00:07:45,418 I DON'T CARE. 137 00:07:45,460 --> 00:07:47,627 I'M JUST CURIOUS 138 00:07:48,710 --> 00:07:50,251 OH, YEAH: NO, 139 00:07:56,251 --> 00:07:59,543 OH, THIS IS SO COOL: 140 00:07:59,585 --> 00:08:02,210 I'M GONNA 141 00:08:08,418 --> 00:08:09,960 10-51. 142 00:08:14,169 --> 00:08:17,002 HOW 'BOUT 10-69? 143 00:08:17,044 --> 00:08:18,418 THAT'S EASY. 144 00:08:18,460 --> 00:08:21,210 AM I RIGHT? UP TOP. 145 00:08:21,251 --> 00:08:22,543 69. 146 00:08:24,376 --> 00:08:26,752 YOU WANT TO CHECK 'EM OUT? 147 00:08:27,793 --> 00:08:30,002 OH, I SEE WHAT HAPPENED: 148 00:08:31,835 --> 00:08:34,543 TED. LET'S ROLL. 149 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:37,418 UH... 150 00:08:37,460 --> 00:08:40,044 THAT'S A P.U.W. 151 00:08:46,585 --> 00:08:48,085 SO IT SHOOTS SOUND? 152 00:08:46,585 --> 00:08:48,085 MM-HMM. 153 00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:49,877 IS THIS THE TRIGGER? 154 00:08:49,919 --> 00:08:52,210 YES, BUT YOU WANT TO BE 155 00:08:52,251 --> 00:08:54,501 AHH... AH... 156 00:08:55,752 --> 00:08:57,335 IT'S HIGHLY DIRECTIONAL. 157 00:08:57,376 --> 00:08:59,501 YOU'D 158 00:08:59,543 --> 00:09:00,752 OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! 159 00:08:59,543 --> 00:09:00,752 OH! OH! OH! OH! OH! 160 00:09:00,793 --> 00:09:02,793 OH! OH! OH... 161 00:09:02,835 --> 00:09:04,460 WHY IS THIS HAPPENING? 162 00:09:04,501 --> 00:09:07,543 I CAN TASTE MY THOUGHTS! 163 00:09:08,835 --> 00:09:11,585 OH, MY GOD... 164 00:09:11,627 --> 00:09:14,293 THAT'S PRETTY COOL. 165 00:09:17,752 --> 00:09:19,543 CAPTAIN HOLT? 166 00:09:19,585 --> 00:09:21,210 HAVE YOU SEEN CAPTAIN HOLT? 167 00:09:21,251 --> 00:09:24,835 DRESSED LIKE AN AIRLINE PILOT? 168 00:09:24,877 --> 00:09:28,085 NO. 169 00:09:32,710 --> 00:09:35,793 I'M COMING IN. 170 00:09:37,710 --> 00:09:40,460 BOO. 171 00:09:42,793 --> 00:09:45,293 THIS IS THE MEN'S ROOM. 172 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:49,169 THIS IS NO LONGER A MEN'S ROOM. 173 00:09:45,335 --> 00:09:49,169 IT IS NOW A LIAR'S DEN. 174 00:09:54,793 --> 00:09:56,835 I DO NOT HAVE A PROBLEM! 175 00:09:58,335 --> 00:10:01,376 I WILL PLAY KWAZY CUPCAKES! 176 00:10:01,418 --> 00:10:04,668 "KWAZY" IS A DIFFICULT WORD 177 00:10:04,710 --> 00:10:07,793 I THINK I'VE MADE 178 00:10:11,668 --> 00:10:13,460 THEY MOVED THE TRIGGER? 179 00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:16,877 "FINGER FEEL"? 180 00:10:14,710 --> 00:10:16,877 REALLY? 181 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,251 (Amy) 182 00:10:18,085 --> 00:10:20,251 NICE! 183 00:10:21,501 --> 00:10:23,501 AND HIS 184 00:10:23,543 --> 00:10:24,877 I CAN'T BELIEVE 185 00:10:24,919 --> 00:10:27,085 OF OUR NATION'S ECONOMY. 186 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,627 MAY I? 187 00:10:29,919 --> 00:10:32,710 I LIKE TO GO PB&J. 188 00:10:29,919 --> 00:10:32,710 JAW. 189 00:10:33,835 --> 00:10:36,293 MAN, 190 00:10:36,335 --> 00:10:37,919 IS AN EFFECTIVE TARGET? 191 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,919 A MAN CAN RUN 192 00:10:40,960 --> 00:10:44,710 THAT'S A WEIRD THING 193 00:10:44,752 --> 00:10:45,793 HEY, HEY. 194 00:10:45,835 --> 00:10:48,169 YOU'RE PISSED AT BOYLE. 195 00:10:51,668 --> 00:10:53,627 IT'S NOT JUST THAT. 196 00:10:55,960 --> 00:10:56,919 AAH! 197 00:10:56,960 --> 00:10:59,169 OH! AHH! OH! 198 00:10:59,210 --> 00:11:01,293 WHOOPS. SORRY. 199 00:11:01,335 --> 00:11:03,127 MY CAFE CON LECHE! 200 00:11:03,169 --> 00:11:04,335 AAH! 201 00:11:04,376 --> 00:11:06,543 SORRY. 202 00:11:08,585 --> 00:11:10,835 RIGHT IN MY BREASTS! 203 00:11:12,251 --> 00:11:14,877 DOESN'T WANT ME TO COME. 204 00:11:14,919 --> 00:11:16,044 BUT BOYLE SHOULD'VE 205 00:11:16,085 --> 00:11:17,919 WE'RE SUPPOSED 206 00:11:17,960 --> 00:11:18,960 WE'RE FINALLY 207 00:11:19,002 --> 00:11:22,210 THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS DO. 208 00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:24,127 I'M GONNA WAIT TILL 209 00:11:22,251 --> 00:11:24,127 I'M ON MY DEATHBED, 210 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,585 THAT'S YOUR PLAN 211 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:27,585 FOR DEALING WITH THIS? 212 00:11:27,627 --> 00:11:28,835 THAT'S MY PLAN FOR DEALING 213 00:11:28,877 --> 00:11:31,085 I HAVE 77 ARGUMENTS 214 00:11:28,877 --> 00:11:31,085 I'M GONNA WIN THAT WAY. 215 00:11:47,002 --> 00:11:48,668 DON'T TELL ME 216 00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:54,919 UH, NO. I'M WORKING ON A THING 217 00:11:51,543 --> 00:11:54,919 WHERE WHEN I'M OUT OF AMMO 218 00:11:54,960 --> 00:11:57,919 STRAIGHT INTO SOMEONE'S THROAT. 219 00:11:57,960 --> 00:12:00,293 OH! MY BUTTHOLES! 220 00:12:00,335 --> 00:12:01,668 OOH... 221 00:12:04,044 --> 00:12:06,418 BUT YOU'VE GOTTA STOP 222 00:12:04,044 --> 00:12:06,418 CALLING THEM YOUR "BUTTHOLES." 223 00:12:06,460 --> 00:12:09,418 GUNS SIDEWAYS TO LOOK COOL? 224 00:12:09,460 --> 00:12:13,501 HELD YOUR GUN UPSIDE-DOWN? 225 00:12:17,293 --> 00:12:18,585 EIGHT-TWO'S DONE. 226 00:12:18,627 --> 00:12:21,085 HEY. HOW'D IT GO? 227 00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:30,752 A COURSE RECORD? 228 00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:32,002 OH, THANKS: I'M PSYCHED. 229 00:12:37,085 --> 00:12:40,543 THIS IS HOW IT'S GOING DOWN. 230 00:12:40,585 --> 00:12:42,002 REX? 231 00:12:42,044 --> 00:12:43,002 WE'RE TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY. 232 00:12:44,543 --> 00:12:46,044 LET'S BREAK THAT COURSE RECORD 233 00:12:46,085 --> 00:12:47,835 READY? 234 00:12:46,085 --> 00:12:47,835 ONE, TWO, THREE! 235 00:12:47,877 --> 00:12:51,044 LET'S BREAK THAT COURSE 236 00:12:51,085 --> 00:12:53,044 IT WAS 237 00:12:51,085 --> 00:12:53,044 LET'S DO IT! 238 00:12:54,793 --> 00:12:57,543 I'VE GOT THE DETAILS 239 00:13:00,418 --> 00:13:02,877 WHICH EMBASSY? 240 00:13:00,418 --> 00:13:02,877 DOESN'T MATTER. 241 00:13:02,919 --> 00:13:04,793 FINE. 242 00:13:04,835 --> 00:13:07,169 RESCUE THE HOSTAGES? 243 00:13:09,418 --> 00:13:10,960 YOU'RE CLEARED 244 00:13:11,002 --> 00:13:12,585 "MAXIMUM ENGAGEMENT"? 245 00:13:12,627 --> 00:13:15,251 THE RIDE? 246 00:13:16,293 --> 00:13:17,251 ME AND BOYLE? 247 00:13:17,293 --> 00:13:18,835 YEAH. 248 00:13:18,877 --> 00:13:20,543 YOU'RE THE ASSAULT TEAM. 249 00:13:20,585 --> 00:13:23,501 I'LL BE IN THE COMMAND CENTER. 250 00:13:25,002 --> 00:13:26,793 "YES, SARGE." 251 00:13:27,835 --> 00:13:28,793 MAN. 252 00:13:30,210 --> 00:13:32,585 WE GOT 18 MINUTES: 41 SECONDS 253 00:13:34,293 --> 00:13:36,169 YOU'RE REALLY 254 00:13:34,293 --> 00:13:36,169 NOT GONNA DO A CHARACTER? 255 00:13:36,210 --> 00:13:38,919 WHAT ABOUT REX "BOOKINGHAME"? 256 00:13:46,376 --> 00:13:47,418 HE'S AN EX-NAVY SEAL 257 00:13:49,085 --> 00:13:50,044 I DON'T HAVE TIME 258 00:13:49,085 --> 00:13:50,044 FOR HIS BACK-STORY. 259 00:13:50,085 --> 00:13:52,044 AND GO! 260 00:14:07,335 --> 00:14:10,877 I'M JUST ABOUT 261 00:14:18,501 --> 00:14:21,460 BUT I'M JUST ABOUT 262 00:14:21,501 --> 00:14:24,793 I'VE GOT A PROBLEM. 263 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,044 I DON'T UNDERSTAND 264 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:37,044 WHY I CAN'T STOP. 265 00:14:37,085 --> 00:14:39,002 I'VE NEVER HAD A PROBLEM 266 00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:41,127 DO YOU KNOW I LOVE MILK? 267 00:14:41,169 --> 00:14:42,919 MM, NO. 268 00:14:42,960 --> 00:14:44,335 I DO, 269 00:14:44,376 --> 00:14:46,335 SO I HAVEN'T HAD MILK, 270 00:14:46,376 --> 00:14:48,710 19 MILKLESS YEARS I'VE GONE, 271 00:14:48,752 --> 00:14:53,085 I CAN'T QUIT KWAZY CUPCAKES? 272 00:14:56,002 --> 00:14:58,002 KWAZY CUPCAKES? 273 00:14:58,044 --> 00:15:00,002 I LOVE THAT GAME! 274 00:15:01,627 --> 00:15:03,919 OH, MY GOSH. 275 00:15:03,960 --> 00:15:08,127 CAPTAIN HOLT? 276 00:15:13,793 --> 00:15:17,376 I'M CURED. 277 00:15:25,127 --> 00:15:26,627 TURN AROUND! 278 00:15:26,668 --> 00:15:28,127 CLEAR! 279 00:15:51,460 --> 00:15:52,835 OH, YEAH, KOVAC: 280 00:15:52,877 --> 00:15:55,127 LET'S, UH, FIND THE MAN 281 00:15:59,044 --> 00:16:01,835 I CAN'T BELIEVE 282 00:16:01,877 --> 00:16:03,501 I ALSO CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T 283 00:16:06,251 --> 00:16:08,169 WE GOT INTEL THERE'S 284 00:16:15,376 --> 00:16:18,752 YOU'LL GIVE AWAY OUR POSITION. 285 00:16:18,793 --> 00:16:19,752 LOOK OUT! 286 00:16:21,251 --> 00:16:22,418 COME ON! 287 00:16:24,127 --> 00:16:26,210 THERE'S PAINT IN YOUR HAIR. 288 00:16:28,210 --> 00:16:29,169 I'M PISSED AT YOU. 289 00:16:29,210 --> 00:16:30,793 OH, BOY. 290 00:16:32,210 --> 00:16:34,501 SO... 291 00:16:34,543 --> 00:16:38,169 YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO YOUR 292 00:16:39,668 --> 00:16:41,710 I'M SORRY. IT'S JUST... 293 00:16:48,293 --> 00:16:51,418 IT'S OKAY. 294 00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:52,960 HEY, THANKS FOR 295 00:16:55,169 --> 00:16:56,960 YOUR PLEASURE? 296 00:16:58,793 --> 00:17:02,127 BILL "PERP" HAD A FAMILY. 297 00:17:02,169 --> 00:17:03,418 OH! WHOA! 298 00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:06,251 INTEL SAYS THERE'S A COUPLE 299 00:17:07,418 --> 00:17:09,293 YOU WANT TO WAIT FOR BACKUP? 300 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:13,877 I'M GOING IN. 301 00:17:13,919 --> 00:17:16,460 DON'T WORRY. I HAVE A PLAN 302 00:17:17,501 --> 00:17:18,710 WHAT? 303 00:17:18,752 --> 00:17:21,501 OR DON'T. 304 00:17:18,752 --> 00:17:21,501 I'M DOING IT ANYWAY. 305 00:17:21,543 --> 00:17:23,668 NYPD! DON'T SHOOT! 306 00:17:23,710 --> 00:17:25,335 I'M HERE TO SURRENDER. 307 00:17:29,044 --> 00:17:30,418 DROP THE WEAPONS! 308 00:17:32,501 --> 00:17:34,543 I'M JUST GONNA SLOWLY 309 00:17:34,585 --> 00:17:35,585 SLOWLY PUT 'EM... 310 00:17:36,627 --> 00:17:38,169 OH! DAMN IT! 311 00:17:38,210 --> 00:17:39,919 TIME! 312 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,752 18 MINUTES, 28 SECONDS: 313 00:17:39,960 --> 00:17:42,752 YOU BROKE THE RECORD! 314 00:17:42,793 --> 00:17:44,169 YES! NICE! 315 00:17:45,668 --> 00:17:47,210 ALL IN A DAY'S WORK, 316 00:17:47,251 --> 00:17:50,543 ALL IN A DAY'S WORK. 317 00:17:50,585 --> 00:17:52,169 AH, THERE HE IS! 318 00:17:52,210 --> 00:17:53,668 YEAH! 319 00:17:56,085 --> 00:17:57,376 THAT'S SO AMAZING, JAKE. 320 00:18:00,376 --> 00:18:02,418 "VICTIM." 321 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:03,543 (Amy) 322 00:18:02,460 --> 00:18:03,543 I CAN'T BELIEVE 323 00:18:03,585 --> 00:18:04,627 CAME WITH SCULLY'S MOVE. 324 00:18:04,668 --> 00:18:06,210 YOU WENT UPSY-DOWNSIES? 325 00:18:06,251 --> 00:18:08,127 THAT'S WHAT I CALL IT, BECAUSE 326 00:18:19,210 --> 00:18:21,418 BUT THEM I'M LIKE, 327 00:18:19,210 --> 00:18:21,418 "BOOBS, FART, BOOBS, WHATEVER." 328 00:18:21,460 --> 00:18:23,501 LET'S GO. 329 00:18:23,543 --> 00:18:27,127 NICE! 330 00:18:23,543 --> 00:18:27,127 NINE-NINE! 331 00:18:29,127 --> 00:18:30,960 WITH YOU GUYS AFTERWARDS? 332 00:18:31,002 --> 00:18:33,752 OH. NEAT. 333 00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:36,960 BOOBS. 334 00:18:45,251 --> 00:18:46,919 I'M EXCITED TO GO. 335 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,293 "STD" STANDS FOR 336 00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:50,293 "SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE." 337 00:18:53,585 --> 00:18:55,585 SO WE'RE LEANING INTO IT. 338 00:18:55,627 --> 00:18:58,710 WILL YOU ACCEPT MY STD? 339 00:19:00,793 --> 00:19:02,543 MM. 340 00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,752 KWAZY CUPCAKES ADDICTION! 341 00:19:12,793 --> 00:19:14,127 CAPTAIN HOLT! 342 00:19:14,169 --> 00:19:17,335 IT'S MY NATURE. 343 00:19:17,376 --> 00:19:19,585 SO I'LL GIVE YOU 344 00:19:27,585 --> 00:19:28,752 I DON'T KNOW. 345 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:31,376 I THINK IT'S JUST BRIGHT 346 00:19:31,418 --> 00:19:32,585 SO FUN. 347 00:19:32,627 --> 00:19:35,169 SO FUN. 348 00:19:32,627 --> 00:19:35,169 SO FUN. 349 00:19:37,627 --> 00:19:40,668 WHAT'S GOING ON, 350 00:19:37,627 --> 00:19:40,668 VIC KOVAC? 351 00:19:40,710 --> 00:19:42,585 AMY SEES IN TEDDY? 352 00:19:42,627 --> 00:19:44,752 I'M JUST CURIOUS. 353 00:19:44,793 --> 00:19:46,752 HE'S OKAY-LOOKING. 354 00:19:46,793 --> 00:19:47,960 AND HE'S A GOOD COP. 355 00:19:48,002 --> 00:19:48,960 THEY'RE BOTH KIND OF DORKY 356 00:19:49,002 --> 00:19:50,418 HE SET 357 00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:52,668 BUT THAT'S NOTHING. I BROKE IT, 358 00:19:52,710 --> 00:19:55,752 OUT WITH HIM AND NOT YOU? 359 00:20:05,668 --> 00:20:08,044 I'M HERE TO CELEBRATE 360 00:20:08,085 --> 00:20:10,585 I'M NOT REALLY 361 00:20:08,085 --> 00:20:10,585 BUT... 362 00:20:12,668 --> 00:20:13,793 I'M REALLY HAPPY I COULD COME, 363 00:20:13,835 --> 00:20:15,627 AND I PROMISE IT WON'T 364 00:20:15,668 --> 00:20:16,835 I'M REALLY HAPPY 365 00:20:16,877 --> 00:20:17,835 'CAUSE I DIDN'T THINK 366 00:20:17,877 --> 00:20:19,793 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 367 00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:26,335 SO, UH... 368 00:20:24,460 --> 00:20:26,335 SO THAT'S GREAT NEWS. 369 00:20:26,376 --> 00:20:27,668 WHY WOULD IT BE WEIRD? 370 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:31,169 UM, IT'D BE WEIRD 371 00:20:27,710 --> 00:20:31,169 'CAUSE I'M WEIRD. 372 00:20:31,251 --> 00:20:32,169 OH. 373 00:20:35,752 --> 00:20:37,044 I'M LEAVING. 374 00:20:39,501 --> 00:20:41,169 (Amy) 375 00:20:41,210 --> 00:20:44,127 HEY, AMY. 376 00:20:44,169 --> 00:20:45,627 NO WAY, YOU WON COOLEST KILL? 377 00:20:48,169 --> 00:20:49,460 A CHILDREN'S KARATE TROPHY. 378 00:20:54,085 --> 00:20:56,210 (Amy) 379 00:20:57,877 --> 00:20:58,877 ARE YOU WEARING LIPSTICK? 380 00:20:58,919 --> 00:21:01,169 I'M GOING OUT 381 00:21:01,210 --> 00:21:02,752 DOES IT LOOK WEIRD? 382 00:21:02,793 --> 00:21:04,543 I CALLED MY 13-YEAR-OLD NIECE 383 00:21:04,585 --> 00:21:06,127 BUT I DON'T KNOW 384 00:21:11,460 --> 00:21:13,002 SO WHAT'S UP? 385 00:21:13,044 --> 00:21:15,752 OH. IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. 386 00:21:17,293 --> 00:21:18,835 AND WE'LL TALK TOMORROW. 387 00:21:20,501 --> 00:21:24,085 BYE. 388 00:21:20,501 --> 00:21:24,085 BYE. 389 00:21:25,877 --> 00:21:29,418 I'LL HELP YOU WITH 390 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:34,919 (man) 391 00:21:32,793 --> 00:21:34,919 SHH.