HOW'S EVERYONE HOLDING UP?
I'M GOING
BITCHES?
(Amy)
I'M DOING GREAT.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
MATCHING BAGS?
WE'RE DOING A DIET TOGETHER.
IT MIGHT'VE BEEN
I CAN'T KEEP IT STRAIGHT.
(Amy)
SIR.
IT'S ACTUALLY MORE
SOMETIMES I CAN'T EVEN FINISH
YOU'RE ALL IN PERFECT SHAPE.
SIR.
(Amy)
IT'S GOOD
WE'RE GONNA GET
THERE'S FOOD MOLECULES IN THERE.
OH.
OH, THAT'S SO SMART.
MMM.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
ISN'T IT YOUR DAY OFF?
LAST NIGHT?
WHAT'S UP
YOUR TINY SLEEVE?
OH!
A BOW TIE IN HERE?
WILL YOU BE MY BEST MAN?
YES. YES!
YES!
WOW.
IN A STRIP CLUB?
WOULD I SET UP?
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
SO WE'VE GOT TWO STRAIGHT DAYS
FANCY BRUDGOM!
IT MEANS "FANCY GROOM"
SOMETHING YOU'D BE INTO.
YES.
BUT I AM NOW CHARLES'S
"BEST MAN," DANISH.
LET'S DO THIS.
THERE HE IS!
MY GROOM!
MY BIG,
BEAUTIFUL B:M.!
"BEST MAN."
JUST "BEST MAN" IS FINE.
I HOPE YOU'RE RESTED.
WE'RE GONNA BE
I LOVE THEM!
MM-HMM!
LET ME GRAB THIS!
GRAB ME!
KAGESMAGNING!
CAKE TASTING!
WOW.
SIR?
BY THE PATROL OFFICERS'
IF YOU'RE GONNA BAG EVIDENCE
IT'S A "MY FIRST POLICE KIT."
HE COULD'VE BLOWN
MONTHS OF WORK!
IN CRAYON?
NO.
IF YOU GO
HE'LL LET
I'M GREAT
I'M A VERY SWEET PERSON.
OOH!
I DON'T WANT TO PRY.
YOU'RE NOT PRYING.
NO.
AH, HA!
I'M USUALLY MORE
BUT THIS ONE'S CLOSER,
SO I'M GONNA DO THAT.
OH!
HOT, HOT!
SPICY CAKE!
WHY?
THAT'S HABANERO PEPPER
IT'S A BAD IDEA.
NO.
TWO... ONE.
I DON'T HAVE
A MODEL'S BODY LIKE YOU.
GOD.
YOU'RE NOT SCOTTISH.
CAN YOU SEE MY UNDERWEAR?
AH, THONG!
WHY ARE YOU WEARING A THONG?
IT'S MY SOMETHING BORROWED.
YES!
WAIT'S OVER.
IN THE '70s.
AND I CAN EAT
OH, GOD!
HE'S DEAD!
MM-HMM.
"INGREDIENTS... CARROT."
GINA!
WHAT IS THAT?
OH, IT'S A SLOPPY JESSICA.
MAC 'N' CHEESE, CHILI,
IT'S EVERYTHING
I'VE WANTED TO EAT
MMM. MMM.
WHAT HAPPENED?
"LAST FOREVER, BITCHES!"
BITCHES?
I GAVE UP SO EASY!
THANK YOU!
HEY, ARE YOU SURE
IT'S A GOOD IDEA
RIGHT BEFORE YOUR TUX FITTING?
OH, YEAH:
I'M NOT GONNA BE ONE
OF THOSE GROOMS WHO DOESN'T EAT.
MM-HMM.
HEY.
TO SIGN THESE FORMS?
YOU BET I DON'T HAVE A PEN.
OF MARRIAGE LICENSE THINGY?
OH, NO, IT'S
WHAT?
RETIRE?
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO
AND I'M EXCITED TO GO.
SUBURBAN OTTAWA'S GREAT.
REALLY?
YES...
I'M KIND OF PICKING UP
THAT YOU MAYBE DON'T WANT
OH, MY GOD.
YOU'RE SUCH
I DON'T WANT TO GO.
LET'S STRATEGIZE
ON HOW YOU'RE
THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO MOVE
NO, JAKE: I'M NOT
WE'VE NEVER FOUGHT.
I DON'T WANT TO MESS UP
SHE'S MY EVERYTHING.
10-4.
SHE'S YOUR FIANCEE.
YOU CAN'T BE SCARED
FOR A MINUTE?
NO, I'M ON
I WOULDN'T
WHAT IF IT GOES BADLY?
IT WON'T.
"VIVIAN, I LOVE YOU,
ABOUT OTTAWA."
AND THEN SHE'LL SAY,
"YOU'RE A SELFISH MAN-PIG,
AND I NEVER LOVED YOU."
OH, GOD.
SHE'S NOT GONNA SAY
BECAUSE SHE'S NOT
WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING
WE'RE GOING
IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
MM.
HOW'S YOUR APOLOGY
TO OFFICER DEETMORE COMING?
I'VE BEEN WORKING ON A LETTER
YES, I SAW A DRAFT OF IT
WHAT DID YOU THINK?
I'LL SAY, "I'M SORRY."
NO, BE SINCERE:
I'M SORRY.
THAT'S THE ONE.
ON THAT AFTERNOON ALMOND?
I'VE BEEN SUCKING ON IT SO LONG,
IT'S SMOOTH.
IT'S LIKE SEA GLASS.
I'LL GET THAT
OOPS!
SORRY? YOU BUMBLING
SON OF A BITCH!
YOU JUST RUINED MY LIFE!
ON YOUR FACE!
I'M SO SORRY, HITCHCOCK.
THAT'S NOT ME.
I'M NEVER LIKE THAT.
THAT'S OKAY.
I SHOULDN'T HAVE BUMPED
CASHEW?
YOU IDIOT!
IN A TUB!
AFTER ANEURYSM AFTER ANEURYSM!
AS TO WHY YOU DON'T WANT
"ROMANTIC OPENING 'C.'"
YOU'RE A SMART
YOU REALLY THINK SO?
RIGHT.
IT'S GONNA BE HARD.
I'M GONNA GO TALK TO VIVI.
BUDDY!
EH?
YEP!
YEAH!
SO WHO'S GONNA PAY
FOR THE PAPER?
IT'S GONNA BE $250.
IT'S AN ICE CREAM CONE.
YOU CAN'T TEMPT ME,
IT'S SO THIN
SANTIAGO!
AW, AMY LEFT THE BUILDING
20 MINUTES AGO:
THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
IT'S JUST NONSENSE WITHOUT
WHERE IS SHE?
AMY, WHERE ARE YOU?
IT'S CANTALOUPE TIME!
SANTIAGO!
STOP!
IT'S NOT TOO LATE.
IT'S MY FOURTH!
THAT'S OKAY.
I DON'T NEED YOU!
THE HIGH PARTS!
TRAITORS!
TO SAY I'M SORRY.
OH, GOOD:
NO, THAT WAS IT.
"I'M SORRY."
SO I CAN DO
EVEN SORRY FOR?
MAN.
BUT YOU
DIDN'T MEAN IT.
I'D LIKE YOU TO APOLOGIZE
I'M SORRY
YOU'RE A TERRIBLE COP.
I'M SORRY FOR YOUR GOAT FACE
HEY!
SO? HOW'D IT GO
WITH VIVIAN LAST NIGHT?
OH, NO.
SHE'S ON HER WAY HERE,
AND YOU'RE GONNA TALK
OH, NO.
SHOULDN'T RETIRE
BUT DON'T TELL HER I THINK THAT.
HI!
HI, VIVIAN!
MWAH!
HI, JAKE!
VIVIAN!
YOU'RE SO SWEET!
FOR BREAKFAST?
CAN I SEE YOU
IN THE BATHROOM FOR A SECOND?
I'VE GOT A MOLE ON MY BACK
I DO.
SO LET'S SEE THAT MOLE.
WHAT? GET OFF OF ME!
I CAN'T TALK TO VIVIAN
FOR YOU.
DON'T SAY "MADE LOVE."
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
I DON'T WANT TO MOVE
BUT I CAN'T LOSE HER.
YOU'RE MY BEST MAN.
I'LL TRY.
SO SHE DOESN'T THINK
HOW HARD COULD THAT BE?
I'M CONSTANTLY TALKING
DON'T GO!
FOR THAT?
FOR A LITTLE WHILE?
SARGE!
IT'S NOT A COMPETITION.
FOR TEAM EATING FOOD!
WAS THAT A GOOD BURN?
I'M TOO HUNGRY TO TELL.
SIR.
NOW PLEASE EAT.
I'M FINE.
I AM STRONGER THAN EVER!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
NO!
(Amy)
WOW.
SEE? I'M FINE!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?
OH, NO.
GO BACK INSIDE!
OR THE FART?
SO, VIVIAN:
DO YOU EVER GO WATCH HOCKEY?
NO, I'M NOT ONE
OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT.
THAT'S HILARIOUS!
HEY, CAN YOU PASS ME
PLEASE?
MAPLE SYRUP COME FROM AGAIN?
OH, AND CANADA:
CANADA?
WEREN'T THE TWO OF YOU TALKING
ABOUT MAYBE MOVING THERE?
OH, YEAH: WE ARE SO EXCITED
YEAH. ALTHOUGH
AS SOMEONE WHO'S READ MANY
IN CHARLES'S LIFE,
I WONDER IF THAT'S
THAT'S SO SWEET OF YOU
BUT...
BABY?
MM, MOUTH FULL:
PIZZA BLOG?
IN CANADA?
YES, IT'S PUFFIER,
AND IT'S SWEET.
IT'S MANITOBA SAUCE CAKE.
THERE'S NO WAY
YOU'RE OVERSTEPPING HERE.
CHARLES?
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?
UH, YEAH:
WHY YOU'RE GETTING INVOLVED.
WE'RE LEAVING.
WHAT?
SIR,
IT'S HOW I WAS TRAINED.
IT'S LIKE SCIENTIST
OH, I GET IT:
BUT A REAL LEADER DOESN'T ZAP
I THINK YOU'RE A LEADER.
I'LL TRY.
I'M SORRY.
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE'S MOVING TO CANADA.
AND HE
WHAT?
I PUT UP
"ONE TEASPOON ETERNAL LOVE,
WITH THE DOOR OPEN."
THAT'S HARD TO HEAR.
I JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND
WHY HE'S BEING SO WEIRD.
I CAN'T BELIEVE HE WOULD
HE'S NOT BEING HIMSELF.
MAYBE BECAUSE HE'S FACING
AND HE DOESN'T KNOW
IT'S PRONOUNCED "FOR-LOHVER."
I DON'T HAVE TIME
I GOTTA GO HELP CHARLES!
I'LL FIND OUT WHERE HE IS
THAT WOULD BE HELPFUL!
NO!
GO TO HECK!
DON'T SIREN ME.
I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.
AH, I HATE
THAT I'M SO BY THE BOOK.
YOU'RE NOT HANDING IN
I WON'T LET YOU.
OH, REALLY?
AND HOW ARE YOU GONNA STOP ME?
BATON TO THE KNEE?
AHH! OH!
I'M SORRY FOR MAKING FUN OF YOU
DIDN'T KNOW YOU DID THAT,
I'M NOT DONE.
I'M SORRY FOR MAKING FUN
THOSE PEOPLE DON'T EVEN
I'M SORRY...
IT'S OKAY.
NO.
I'M SORRY THAT
I DIDN'T TAKE THE TIME
THAT'D BE GREAT.
OH, ONE MORE SORRY:
YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE A DRAWING
I'M UNQUITTING
OH, HOW KIND OF YOU:
TO THE KNEE HOSPITAL?
I'M SORRY.
IT'S JUST I DON'T KNOW
IT'S TOUGH.
BUT I'M HERE TO SUPPORT YOU
"AWFUL"?
UH-OH. DID I JUST PLAN
THE WORST WEDDING IN HISTORY?
AND, NO, YOUR WEDDING
BECAUSE IT'S EXACTLY
WHAT YOU DON'T WANT
SO I DON'T CARE HOW MANY BUSES
I'M MAKING YOU TALK
YOU'RE RIGHT.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M READY.
NO, I'M NOT!
I'M RUNNING AWAY!
NO!
I'M NOT READY! I'M NOT READY!
I'M NOT READY!
WHY THE LONG FART?
OH, I MEANT "FACE."
WHY THE LONG FACE?
SHH, SHH.
THAT'S IT!
ABOUT THIS DIET?
YOU'RE IN PERFECT SHAPE.
MM! AMEN!
I'M NOT DOING IT
SHE'S A LITTLE SELF-CONSCIOUS
IT'S CRAZY!
MM, AND I LOVE
SHE'S RUNNING AROUND
AND I'M NOT THERE
BUT I'M TOO WEAK.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M EATING RIGHT NOW,
TERRY...
ALL RIGHT?
AH, HELLO, VIVIAN:
HE'D LIKE TO SAY.
OH.
HEY.
HOW'D IT GO?
EVERYTHING OKAY?
THERE'S A LOT MORE TO DISCUSS,
BUT IT'S A START.
SHE DIDN'T DUMP ME.
HEY...
AREN'T OVER YET.
WHAT?
WHISKEY AND CIGARS!
MM-HMM.
TO THE FANCY BRUDGOM!
AH! AH, SPICY!
WHY IS THAT SPICY?
(man)
SHH.