I DIDN'T WASH MY HANDS,
AND I DON'T CARE.
YUP.
WHERE THEY DON'T
CUT YOU OFF
RIGHT?
THIS GUY'S HAVING FOR THAT GUY,
THAT GUY'S HAVING FOR THIS GUY.
ON ME!
THAT'S RIGHT.
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
OH, I'M CELEBRATING.
MY NAME'S JAKE PERALTA,
WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE
LET'S JUST
I'M SORRY, CHUCKLEBUNNY.
WAIT!
YES?
OH, GOD.
IT'S OFFICIAL.
THE WEDDING'S OFF,
WHAT I'M LIKE NOW.
EXCUSE ME?
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
AT HOME FOR SOME REASON?
NO, GINA:
I'M SO SORRY, BUDDY.
DON'T BE, I'M SETTLING
BOYLE?
NOW, I ONLY EAT
PERALTA?
NOW.
SIR?
AH.
IT'S BEEN A WHILE.
MAYBE BECAUSE YOU HAVEN'T
INVESTIGATING LUCAS WINT?
UH, YEAH, I HAVE:
I THINK HE'S LAUNDERING MONEY
DON'T BE AN IDIOT.
WHAT?
THAT'S INSANE.
I'VE BEEN TRYING
I GOT
NO, THIS IS ME
SCORING IN YOUR FACE!
KOBE!
BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT.
DO
TO SUPPORT YOUR SUSPICIONS?
THERE'S A LOT OF CHATTER
CHATTER?
THAT'S AN ORDER.
I'M TELLING YOU
IT'S IN YOUR BEST INTEREST
I THINK YOU'RE BOTH WRONG.
HE'S DEVASTATED.
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
SO I'M INCORPORATING
OH, LORD:
GET ON THAT?
DON'T MAKE ME
BUT
I DON'T THINK I HAVE ANY ADVICE.
I HAVEN'T HAD
OH.
HE'S NOT EVEN
UGH.
"I FINALLY KNOW
RESTAURANT FEEL LIKE."
REALLY?
YOU THINK YOU'LL SPEND THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE WITH TEDDY?
WHAT?
NO.
I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T
BUT IT'S MY BAR MITZVAH.
867 CLINTON STREET:
IT'S WINT!
WHA... WINT?
APOLOGY?
I SAW HIM
I DIDN'T HAVE TIME
HOLT WHAT YOU SAW?
NO, I DON'T
HOW CAN
YOU NOT TRUST HOLT?
HE'S THE EXECUTOR
I JUST DON'T THINK HOLT WOULD
OH, CRAP:
WHERE'D HE GO?
AMY.
TELL ME WHO'S THERE.
I'M BLIND.
'CAUSE I GOT A TIP
AND WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL ME ABOUT THIS?
LET'S
"I'M SORRY"
SEE? NOW, I'M JUST
AND YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE.
I THINK YOU'RE WRONG.
I'M AMY SANTIAGO,
AND I'M DONE TALKING.
YOU'RE FACING
AND YOU'RE ON ADMINISTRATIVE
NOW, GET OUT
HERE'S MY GUN
I DON'T NEED THOSE.
YOU'RE NOT SUSPENDED YET.
YOU'RE ON ADMINISTRATIVE LEAVE.
AH.
I GOT YOU
DON'T TRY
WHY'D YOU ASK ME
AT 9:00 IN THE MORNING?
AGAINST MY DIRECT ORDERS?
SIR.
BUT I DIDN'T FIND HIM.
GOING ON WITH YOU?
I DON'T KNOW, SIR.
WE'RE BOTH OFF-ROADING IT HERE.
DRUGS DON'T NEED PUSHING.
WE BELIEVE YOU?
I DON'T CARE
SIR, I FILLED OUT
I KNOW I'M ASKING YOU
BUT I'LL BE WITH YOU
YOU'RE DONE.
WE HAVE PERALTA'S
HEARING AT 4:00.
ANYBODY SEEN BOYLE?
I DON'T KNOW
I'VE TRIED BEING SUPPORTIVE.
TALK ABOUT VIVIAN'S LIPS
THEM AS "AMPLE."
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN DUMPED?
NO.
I'M ALWAYS THE DUMPER.
I KNOW YOU'RE
THERE'S THIS THING
WHENEVER I...
WHAT?
NO, IT'S TERRIBLE!
I WON'T LET YOU BURN!
AH! AH! AH!
OW!
AH!
OOH!
AH!
OH, THAT'S SO HOT!
WHAT IS THAT?
IT'S COFFEE.
HOT COFFEE?
I'LL JUST ACT LIKE YOU.
I...
I WILL: NOT.
EXCUSE ME?
UH, SORRY:
NOW, WE'RE GOING
GENTLY NUDGED INTO HYPER SPEED?
YOU'RE THE TODDLER.
MM-HMM.
I'M GONNA CHARM HER.
OH, NO.
I'M SORRY.
WHAT'S UP?
SARGE?
HERE'S THE DEAL.
AND MY GIRLFRIEND CHIAKI?
OH!
YEAH!
ALL RIGHT.
VENT THOSE FEELINGS!
OH, MY TESTICLES!
WE CAN'T JUST GO
THEY'LL DESTROY THE EVIDENCE
"CAPTAIN RAYMOND SEX VIBES"?
YOU HAD SUCH GAME?
YES, I'VE FOUND
WHAT THEY CAN'T HAVE.
EW.
IS GOING ON?
AH, OKAY:
WE'RE GONNA BLEND IN.
DON'T SAY "THRIFT STORE."
THRIFT STORE!
YEP.
IT'S GOTTA BE UPSTAIRS.
LET'S HEAD UP.
HEY.
WHERE YOU GOIN'?
I DON'T CARE
BUT WE DIDN'T
THE HEARING'S
I'LL SIGN US UP
OH, AND AMY:
HM?
I'LL SEE YOU
I KNOW WE'RE ALL
IT RHYMES BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.
YOU'RE FIRST.
I DON'T KNOW
IF I'M UP FOR THIS.
I'M SO EMOTIONAL.
IN THE WINT CASE?
I'D JUST LIKE
THAT "MATTER AT HAND"
WAS ONE OF VIVIAN'S
WHAT? YOU STRETCH
I WOULDN'T IF I COULD?
UGH.
OOH, LOOKS LIKE
OH, BOY.
I KNOW WE'RE UNDERCOVER,
BUT I'M STARTING TO GET
LET'S DANCE THIS WAY.
HO, HOO.
HOW DID
AT THE SAME TIME?
I'M HORRIBLE AT THIS.
WHEN CAN WE STOP?
I'M HORRIBLE AT THIS...
OH, MY GOD, THE CAPTAIN:
HOW DID YOU GET
SO AMAZING AT DANCING?
WHO IS HE?
HE...
NO, I NEVER HEARD
OF...
I'VE KNOWN JAKE FOREVER.
HOLDING-LITTLE-GIRL'S-HAND.
GOD, THAT GUARD
UH-OH, HE JUST
YOU DON'T
HAVE TO SAY "DANCE"
HEY.
SO YOU DON'T HURT YOURSELF
AND POSSIBLY OTHERS?
YES.
READY?
MM-HMM.
WE'RE
WHAT'S THE PLAN?
THAT GUARD WON'T MOVE.
I'M ON IT.
OH, GOD!
OH!
MY ANKLE!
SIR, MY ANKLE!
OH, I HEARD A POP!
I HEARD A POP!
IS THAT BAD?
DO YOU KNOW IF THAT'S BAD?
OH, GOD!
OH, I LIVE TO DANCE!
AH.
AW, THIS IS INCREDIBLE:
I CAN'T WAIT
IT'S HARD
SIR?
AND IT'S GONNA SOUND CRAZY,
BUT IT'S IMPORTANT,
YOU'D LIKE TO PRESENT
ON YOUR BEHALF?
NO.
WHAT HAPPENED?
TO GET SUSPENDED?
NO, HE TOLD ME
WHY?
I DON'T KNOW.
I'M KIND OF FREAKING OUT.
AND YOUR MOTHER!
AND YOUR GRANDMOTHERS'
ARE YOU DONE?
NO, I'M NOT DONE!
AW, YOU'RE DONE!
YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE ME!
OH, MY GOD.
PERALTA!
HEY.
WHAT'S GOIN' ON?
FBI?
WE COULDN'T LET
IT WOULD'VE COMPROMISED
THAT'S ONE OF
WE'D
THE ANSWER IS "YES."
ON A OIL RIG
BY 90 MEN
WE'D LIKE YOU
AND...
I'M IN.
CAN'T LOSE.
I DON'T THINK
THAT'S THE EXPRESSION.
LET ME HAVE THIS?
WHAT I'M ABOUT TO TELL YOU
OH, MY GOD.
THEY'RE SAYING
SO WHILE I'M GONE,
I'LL SIT AT IT ALWAYS.
YOU CAN
AMY, YOU CAN HAVE
THAT'S ENOUGH.
PERALTA DOESN'T
NOW
I'LL MISS YOU GUYS.
AND YOUR MOTHER!
YOU'RE ALL
A BUNCH OF PIGS!
I SMELL BACON!
"CAPTAIN"?
STRAIGHT INTO YOUR HELLHOLE!
AND GUESS WHAT?
I'M GOING KOSHER
'CAUSE JAKE-Y
DON'T DIG ON SWINE!
WHOO!
BUT AT LEAST YOU'RE HERE.
UGH, I'M GONNA
OH, I GET IT:
I'D ABANDON ME TOO.
THAT'S IT.
I'M GONNA GET
MAKE WAY! LARGE MAN
COMIN' THROUGH!
YOU'RE SO LUCKY YOU'VE NEVER
THEY HAVEN'T BEEN PAINFUL
IS 'CAUSE THE GUYS
I'VE NEVER DATED
HMM.
AMY?
I'M A LITTLE JEALOUS.
REALLY?
MM-HMM.
I'M REALLY GOOD AT IT.
I DON'T
I KNOW YOU'RE DATING TEDDY,
AND IT'S GOING REALLY WELL.
IT'S JUST...
WHAT'S GOING ON?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GONNA
I THINK I'D BE
IF I DIDN'T SAY THIS.
AND I KNOW IT CAN'T
'CAUSE YOU'RE WITH TEDDY,
AND I'M GOING UNDERCOVER,
AND THAT'S
BUT...
WE'RE NOT
BYE.
FOR EVERYONE ON ME!
WHAT'S THE OCCASION?
OH, I'M CELEBRATING.
MY NAME'S JAKE PERALTA,
I'M LEO...
SHH.