1 00:00:02,517 --> 00:00:05,270 Ugh, motorcade duty. So boring. 2 00:00:05,979 --> 00:00:07,522 I'd rather sit around 3 00:00:05,979 --> 00:00:07,522 and listen to you 4 00:00:07,647 --> 00:00:09,274 talk about the right way 5 00:00:07,647 --> 00:00:09,274 to make paella. 6 00:00:09,399 --> 00:00:11,442 There's more than one right way 7 00:00:09,399 --> 00:00:11,442 to make paella, Jake. 8 00:00:11,568 --> 00:00:12,861 There are ten right ways. 9 00:00:12,986 --> 00:00:14,445 - You got classic Valencian, 10 00:00:12,986 --> 00:00:14,445 modern... 11 00:00:14,571 --> 00:00:16,489 No, wait, stop. 12 00:00:14,571 --> 00:00:16,489 I changed my mind. 13 00:00:16,614 --> 00:00:17,908 I've made a horrible mistake. 14 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:21,161 Hey, Rosa, 15 00:00:18,700 --> 00:00:21,161 just who I was looking for. 16 00:00:21,286 --> 00:00:22,662 Quick question, 17 00:00:22,787 --> 00:00:23,663 can I have your friend 18 00:00:22,787 --> 00:00:23,663 Katie's phone number? 19 00:00:23,788 --> 00:00:25,123 I wanna ask her out. 20 00:00:25,249 --> 00:00:26,333 No, I don't mix 21 00:00:25,249 --> 00:00:26,333 personal and professional. 22 00:00:26,457 --> 00:00:27,667 You're never getting her number. 23 00:00:27,792 --> 00:00:29,253 Never like, 24 00:00:27,792 --> 00:00:29,253 "we're never gonna have 25 00:00:29,378 --> 00:00:30,545 a black president" never? 26 00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:32,672 - 'Cause that happened. 27 00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:32,672 - A real never. 28 00:00:32,797 --> 00:00:34,507 Like if you ever ask me 29 00:00:32,797 --> 00:00:34,507 about this again, 30 00:00:34,632 --> 00:00:37,094 you're never gonna be 31 00:00:34,632 --> 00:00:37,094 able to eat without a straw. 32 00:00:37,219 --> 00:00:38,636 Yeah, okay, well... 33 00:00:38,762 --> 00:00:41,932 you are on the wrong side 34 00:00:38,762 --> 00:00:41,932 of history, my friend. 35 00:00:42,057 --> 00:00:43,641 Katie, huh? 36 00:00:43,767 --> 00:00:46,561 Wow, I can't believe 37 00:00:43,767 --> 00:00:46,561 you're not still pining for Amy. 38 00:00:46,686 --> 00:00:48,980 I mean, I pine for years. 39 00:00:49,106 --> 00:00:50,232 I still think about Mia, 40 00:00:50,357 --> 00:00:51,858 the nurse 41 00:00:50,357 --> 00:00:51,858 that helped my Nana pass. 42 00:00:51,983 --> 00:00:53,610 Yes, I know. You've told me, 43 00:00:51,983 --> 00:00:53,610 like, a hundred times 44 00:00:53,735 --> 00:00:55,070 about the time 45 00:00:53,735 --> 00:00:55,070 your nana collapsed 46 00:00:55,195 --> 00:00:57,197 and accidentally 47 00:00:55,195 --> 00:00:57,197 pulled Mia's pants down. 48 00:00:57,322 --> 00:00:58,573 Best day of my life. 49 00:00:58,698 --> 00:01:00,075 I don't have feelings 50 00:00:58,698 --> 00:01:00,075 for Amy anymore, 51 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:02,244 so time for me to get out there 52 00:01:02,369 --> 00:01:04,413 - and spread my... 53 00:01:02,369 --> 00:01:04,413 - Legs. 54 00:01:04,537 --> 00:01:06,415 Get out there 55 00:01:04,537 --> 00:01:06,415 and spread my legs? 56 00:01:06,539 --> 00:01:07,832 Well, either way. 57 00:01:07,958 --> 00:01:10,627 No, not either way. Only wings. 58 00:01:31,564 --> 00:01:33,317 Listen up. There's been an issue 59 00:01:31,564 --> 00:01:33,317 with the motorcade. 60 00:01:33,442 --> 00:01:35,526 The Serbian president 61 00:01:33,442 --> 00:01:35,526 is delayed in Washington, 62 00:01:35,652 --> 00:01:37,195 and we can't start locking down 63 00:01:35,652 --> 00:01:37,195 intersections 64 00:01:37,321 --> 00:01:38,487 until he takes off. 65 00:01:38,613 --> 00:01:40,531 Apparently 66 00:01:38,613 --> 00:01:40,531 he's on an important call 67 00:01:40,657 --> 00:01:42,117 with the Albanian president. 68 00:01:42,242 --> 00:01:45,036 Is that Bujar Nishani 69 00:01:42,242 --> 00:01:45,036 or is it still Bamir Topi? 70 00:01:45,162 --> 00:01:46,871 Oh, Ames, let me check. 71 00:01:46,997 --> 00:01:49,082 Hmm, it just says 72 00:01:46,997 --> 00:01:49,082 no one likes you. 73 00:01:49,207 --> 00:01:50,959 There's a three-hour delay 74 00:01:49,207 --> 00:01:50,959 minimum. 75 00:01:51,084 --> 00:01:52,669 Captain Holt 76 00:01:51,084 --> 00:01:52,669 and I will have to leave 77 00:01:52,794 --> 00:01:54,421 for a meeting 78 00:01:52,794 --> 00:01:54,421 at One Police Plaza. 79 00:01:54,545 --> 00:01:56,131 You should all stay 80 00:01:54,545 --> 00:01:56,131 prepped and ready. 81 00:01:56,256 --> 00:01:58,258 Dismissed. 82 00:02:00,218 --> 00:02:01,386 Guys, guys, guys. 83 00:02:01,511 --> 00:02:03,096 Three-hour delay 84 00:02:01,511 --> 00:02:03,096 with no Holt or Terry? 85 00:02:03,221 --> 00:02:05,140 - Do you know what this means? 86 00:02:03,221 --> 00:02:05,140 - Makeovers. 87 00:02:05,265 --> 00:02:07,767 No, Charles. 88 00:02:05,265 --> 00:02:07,767 The Jimmy Jab Games! 89 00:02:07,892 --> 00:02:09,144 Yeah! 90 00:02:09,269 --> 00:02:12,063 The first Jimmy Jabs 91 00:02:09,269 --> 00:02:12,063 were held in 2008, 92 00:02:12,189 --> 00:02:14,565 - when the king of Iraq... 93 00:02:12,189 --> 00:02:14,565 - President, Iran. 94 00:02:14,691 --> 00:02:16,526 - Armen Jimmy Jab. 95 00:02:14,691 --> 00:02:16,526 - Ahmadinejad. 96 00:02:16,651 --> 00:02:19,279 came to New York and we were 97 00:02:16,651 --> 00:02:19,279 on call for nine glorious hours 98 00:02:19,404 --> 00:02:20,780 in case there were protests. 99 00:02:20,905 --> 00:02:24,034 On that day a young genius 100 00:02:20,905 --> 00:02:24,034 named Jake Peralta 101 00:02:24,159 --> 00:02:26,036 used the last piece of his bagel 102 00:02:26,161 --> 00:02:28,372 to create 103 00:02:26,161 --> 00:02:28,372 the first Jimmy Jab event. 104 00:02:28,497 --> 00:02:30,248 The monster mouth bagel toss. 105 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:34,378 - Ah! 106 00:02:32,750 --> 00:02:34,378 Oh. 107 00:02:34,503 --> 00:02:36,796 And the rest was history. 108 00:02:34,503 --> 00:02:36,796 As soon as Holt and Terry leave, 109 00:02:36,921 --> 00:02:38,631 we will commence 110 00:02:38,756 --> 00:02:42,177 with Jimmy Jab 7, 111 00:02:38,756 --> 00:02:42,177 Circus of Fools. 112 00:02:42,302 --> 00:02:45,055 Jimmy Jabs, Jimmy Jabs... 113 00:02:45,180 --> 00:02:47,849 Jimmy Jabs. Jimmy Jabs. 114 00:02:47,974 --> 00:02:51,395 Jimmy Jabs. Jimmy Jabs. 115 00:02:52,145 --> 00:02:53,646 Seems like we're ready 116 00:02:52,145 --> 00:02:53,646 for our meeting 117 00:02:53,771 --> 00:02:54,856 with Deputy Chief Wuntch. 118 00:02:54,981 --> 00:02:57,359 Is that how you plan on sitting? 119 00:02:57,484 --> 00:02:59,152 Leaning back like a 120 00:02:57,484 --> 00:02:59,152 matinee-goer? 121 00:02:59,277 --> 00:03:00,820 Madeline will eat you alive. 122 00:03:01,779 --> 00:03:02,989 That's no better, 123 00:03:03,114 --> 00:03:04,324 hands folded on your lap 124 00:03:03,114 --> 00:03:04,324 like a pervert. 125 00:03:04,449 --> 00:03:06,493 Sir, 126 00:03:04,449 --> 00:03:06,493 what are you so nervous about? 127 00:03:06,617 --> 00:03:08,370 There's a new drug 128 00:03:06,617 --> 00:03:08,370 in the precinct 129 00:03:08,495 --> 00:03:10,330 and we need updated 130 00:03:08,495 --> 00:03:10,330 narcotics field kits. 131 00:03:10,455 --> 00:03:13,750 All we're asking for is $1,200. 132 00:03:10,455 --> 00:03:13,750 How could she say no to that? 133 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:16,002 Sergeant, 134 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:16,002 as long as I'm asking for it, 135 00:03:16,127 --> 00:03:18,296 Madeline Wuntch 136 00:03:16,127 --> 00:03:18,296 can say no to anything. 137 00:03:18,422 --> 00:03:21,091 Ugh, may I? 138 00:03:21,216 --> 00:03:22,342 Those are my tissues, Raymond. 139 00:03:22,467 --> 00:03:23,634 If you were planning on 140 00:03:22,467 --> 00:03:23,634 sneezing, 141 00:03:23,760 --> 00:03:25,053 you shoulda brought your own. 142 00:03:26,721 --> 00:03:28,473 Sir, she's a deputy chief. 143 00:03:28,597 --> 00:03:30,725 I'm sure she wants 144 00:03:28,597 --> 00:03:30,725 what's best for the community. 145 00:03:30,850 --> 00:03:32,769 She doesn't care 146 00:03:30,850 --> 00:03:32,769 about the community. 147 00:03:32,894 --> 00:03:35,439 She only cares about 148 00:03:32,894 --> 00:03:35,439 defeating me. 149 00:03:35,564 --> 00:03:38,775 This is war, Sergeant. 150 00:03:35,564 --> 00:03:38,775 The war on Wuntch. 151 00:03:38,900 --> 00:03:41,819 Oh, good. You've named it. 152 00:03:41,945 --> 00:03:43,863 So Jimmy Jabs, huh? 153 00:03:43,988 --> 00:03:45,740 What do you say we make 154 00:03:43,988 --> 00:03:45,740 it interesting this year? 155 00:03:45,865 --> 00:03:48,201 Aha! We could play 156 00:03:45,865 --> 00:03:48,201 for Katie's number. 157 00:03:48,326 --> 00:03:50,912 No. Is this why you wanted 158 00:03:48,326 --> 00:03:50,912 to do Jimmy Jabs? 159 00:03:51,037 --> 00:03:52,705 No. Yes. Why, what gave it away? 160 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:54,999 You said "aha" 161 00:03:52,830 --> 00:03:54,999 and snapped your fingers. 162 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:57,794 Oh, you wanna go out 163 00:03:55,125 --> 00:03:57,794 with Rosa's friend Katie? 164 00:03:57,919 --> 00:03:59,087 That's great. She's cool. 165 00:03:59,212 --> 00:04:00,713 I know, 166 00:03:59,212 --> 00:04:00,713 but Rosa has this dumb rule 167 00:04:00,838 --> 00:04:02,591 about not mixing work 168 00:04:00,838 --> 00:04:02,591 with personal stuff. 169 00:04:02,715 --> 00:04:04,468 That's actually 170 00:04:02,715 --> 00:04:04,468 not a bad policy. 171 00:04:04,593 --> 00:04:06,219 I once gave my aunt 172 00:04:04,593 --> 00:04:06,219 a jaywalking ticket, 173 00:04:06,344 --> 00:04:08,972 and things really deteriorated 174 00:04:06,344 --> 00:04:08,972 between us. 175 00:04:09,722 --> 00:04:12,100 But Jake and Katie 176 00:04:09,722 --> 00:04:12,100 would be awesome together. 177 00:04:12,225 --> 00:04:15,061 I know, right? 178 00:04:12,225 --> 00:04:15,061 She's single. I'm single. 179 00:04:15,186 --> 00:04:16,646 She's pretty. I'm pretty. 180 00:04:16,771 --> 00:04:18,482 So it's settled. 181 00:04:18,607 --> 00:04:21,067 If I win you give me her number 182 00:04:18,607 --> 00:04:21,067 and if I lose you don't have to. 183 00:04:21,192 --> 00:04:22,360 I already don't have 184 00:04:21,192 --> 00:04:22,360 to give it to you. 185 00:04:22,486 --> 00:04:23,778 I'll give you $200, 186 00:04:23,903 --> 00:04:25,071 and never ask you 187 00:04:23,903 --> 00:04:25,071 for another number again. 188 00:04:25,196 --> 00:04:27,031 Done. 189 00:04:27,698 --> 00:04:29,033 Hello, Gina. 190 00:04:29,159 --> 00:04:30,994 It's daylight, Boyle. 191 00:04:29,159 --> 00:04:30,994 Why are we talking? 192 00:04:31,119 --> 00:04:32,287 This is an emergency. 193 00:04:32,412 --> 00:04:34,331 I've been filming 194 00:04:32,412 --> 00:04:34,331 my fitness routine 195 00:04:34,456 --> 00:04:36,958 with the precinct camera 196 00:04:34,456 --> 00:04:36,958 to help improve my form. 197 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:39,169 That's where I got 198 00:04:37,083 --> 00:04:39,169 these tree trunks. 199 00:04:39,294 --> 00:04:41,254 But I realized 200 00:04:39,294 --> 00:04:41,254 that I left the tape 201 00:04:41,379 --> 00:04:42,713 in the camera and now it's gone. 202 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:46,092 Who cares, 203 00:04:42,839 --> 00:04:46,092 who cares, who cares? 204 00:04:46,217 --> 00:04:48,928 You probably will. 205 00:04:52,849 --> 00:04:55,768 Oh, Boyle, 206 00:04:52,849 --> 00:04:55,768 I love that you're trying 207 00:04:55,893 --> 00:04:57,728 to step up your sex game. 208 00:04:57,854 --> 00:05:01,691 But strength is not your issue. 209 00:04:57,854 --> 00:05:01,691 Stop humming. 210 00:05:01,816 --> 00:05:03,067 And it does not turn me on 211 00:05:03,193 --> 00:05:05,736 when you bend over 212 00:05:03,193 --> 00:05:05,736 and back up into me. 213 00:05:05,862 --> 00:05:07,238 Did someone check out 214 00:05:05,862 --> 00:05:07,238 the camera this morning? 215 00:05:07,364 --> 00:05:09,366 Yes, Hitchcock, 216 00:05:07,364 --> 00:05:09,366 and if he sees it, 217 00:05:09,491 --> 00:05:10,700 he will tell everyone. 218 00:05:10,825 --> 00:05:13,495 - You need to get that damn tape. 219 00:05:10,825 --> 00:05:13,495 - Okay. 220 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:14,621 We're off. 221 00:05:14,745 --> 00:05:16,039 You'll get word 222 00:05:16,164 --> 00:05:16,998 when the Serbian president 223 00:05:16,164 --> 00:05:16,998 is wheels-up. 224 00:05:17,123 --> 00:05:18,375 You got it, Sarge. 225 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:19,876 We'll just be here till 226 00:05:18,500 --> 00:05:19,876 you get back. 227 00:05:20,001 --> 00:05:22,295 Calmly 228 00:05:20,001 --> 00:05:22,295 and respectfully prepping. 229 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:24,797 All right, they're gone! 230 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:24,797 Ceremonial bagel. 231 00:05:24,922 --> 00:05:26,216 Flask. 232 00:05:28,259 --> 00:05:29,636 Flame. 233 00:05:41,231 --> 00:05:46,403 - Let the games begin. 234 00:05:52,242 --> 00:05:55,662 Welcome to the Jimmy Jabs. 235 00:05:52,242 --> 00:05:55,662 We play for pride. 236 00:05:55,828 --> 00:05:58,039 We play for the phone numbers 237 00:05:55,828 --> 00:05:58,039 of Rosa's friends. 238 00:05:58,164 --> 00:06:01,418 But most importantly, 239 00:05:58,164 --> 00:06:01,418 we play to watch Amy lose. 240 00:06:01,543 --> 00:06:04,128 - Nope. This is my year. 241 00:06:01,543 --> 00:06:04,128 - It's my year, too. 242 00:06:04,254 --> 00:06:05,547 Please 243 00:06:04,254 --> 00:06:05,547 don't align yourself with me. 244 00:06:05,672 --> 00:06:07,006 Why not? 245 00:06:07,131 --> 00:06:08,675 Neither of you 246 00:06:07,131 --> 00:06:08,675 have ever come close to winning. 247 00:06:08,799 --> 00:06:13,054 You're exactly the same, 248 00:06:08,799 --> 00:06:13,054 just a couple of Santiagos. 249 00:06:14,639 --> 00:06:17,892 But the real prize 250 00:06:14,639 --> 00:06:17,892 is the Winchester 3000, 251 00:06:18,017 --> 00:06:19,768 the only chair in the precinct 252 00:06:19,894 --> 00:06:22,272 with minimal staining, 253 00:06:19,894 --> 00:06:22,272 good lumbar support, 254 00:06:22,397 --> 00:06:24,357 and no broken rolly-wheels. 255 00:06:24,482 --> 00:06:26,859 - Over to you, Gina. 256 00:06:24,482 --> 00:06:26,859 - Thank you, Jake. 257 00:06:26,984 --> 00:06:28,570 Okay, guys, as usual, 258 00:06:28,695 --> 00:06:32,282 the loser of each event 259 00:06:28,695 --> 00:06:32,282 is eliminated from the games. 260 00:06:32,407 --> 00:06:34,992 The winner gets a bonus 261 00:06:32,407 --> 00:06:34,992 in the final round. 262 00:06:35,118 --> 00:06:36,785 Our first event is... 263 00:06:37,912 --> 00:06:39,163 "The Mouthathon." 264 00:06:39,289 --> 00:06:41,708 In front of you 265 00:06:39,289 --> 00:06:41,708 is month-old Chinese food 266 00:06:41,832 --> 00:06:43,126 from the fridge. 267 00:06:43,251 --> 00:06:46,296 Go ahead and eat 268 00:06:43,251 --> 00:06:46,296 as much as you can stomach. 269 00:06:46,421 --> 00:06:49,966 On your Mark... 270 00:06:46,421 --> 00:06:49,966 get set... Wahlberg! 271 00:06:52,843 --> 00:06:57,432 I can't do this to my mouth. 272 00:06:52,843 --> 00:06:57,432 She's the love of my life. 273 00:06:57,557 --> 00:06:59,016 Charles is eliminated. 274 00:06:59,142 --> 00:07:01,978 Ugh, I think this ball of soup 275 00:06:59,142 --> 00:07:01,978 is off. I'm out! 276 00:07:02,103 --> 00:07:04,855 I can do this. 277 00:07:02,103 --> 00:07:04,855 I wanna win so bad. 278 00:07:04,981 --> 00:07:07,651 Oh, great. Here, quick. 279 00:07:04,981 --> 00:07:07,651 Let me take a picture. 280 00:07:07,776 --> 00:07:09,694 That's so cute, you've got 281 00:07:07,776 --> 00:07:09,694 a little bit of mold 282 00:07:09,818 --> 00:07:10,861 on the tip of your nose. 283 00:07:12,322 --> 00:07:14,907 I tried. I tried, 284 00:07:12,322 --> 00:07:14,907 but he's unbeatable. 285 00:07:17,868 --> 00:07:19,704 You guys know 286 00:07:17,868 --> 00:07:19,704 this is free, right? 287 00:07:21,914 --> 00:07:23,500 Hello, Deputy Chief Wuntch. 288 00:07:23,625 --> 00:07:24,793 You've aged. 289 00:07:24,917 --> 00:07:26,961 Stay seated. 290 00:07:24,917 --> 00:07:26,961 We can do this out here, 291 00:07:27,086 --> 00:07:29,088 since you've already made 292 00:07:27,086 --> 00:07:29,088 yourselves comfortable. 293 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,882 Sergeant Jeffords, 294 00:07:29,880 --> 00:07:31,882 why don't you just lie down? 295 00:07:32,967 --> 00:07:35,219 I can't sit 296 00:07:32,967 --> 00:07:35,219 any straighter than this. 297 00:07:35,345 --> 00:07:37,888 We're here about a new 298 00:07:35,345 --> 00:07:37,888 and very potent form of ecstasy, 299 00:07:38,014 --> 00:07:39,683 which has surfaced 300 00:07:38,014 --> 00:07:39,683 in our precinct. 301 00:07:39,808 --> 00:07:42,143 Street name, giggle pig. 302 00:07:42,268 --> 00:07:45,814 Hmm, an embarrassing blight 303 00:07:42,268 --> 00:07:45,814 growing right under your nose. 304 00:07:45,938 --> 00:07:48,191 Not unlike that moustache 305 00:07:45,938 --> 00:07:48,191 you had when we first met. 306 00:07:48,316 --> 00:07:50,943 That moustache 307 00:07:48,316 --> 00:07:50,943 was era-appropriate. 308 00:07:51,068 --> 00:07:53,904 The precinct just needs 309 00:07:51,068 --> 00:07:53,904 updated field kits 310 00:07:54,030 --> 00:07:54,989 to help us combat the problem. 311 00:07:55,114 --> 00:07:56,700 This paperwork is a mess. 312 00:07:56,825 --> 00:07:59,243 A semicolon that should clearly 313 00:07:56,825 --> 00:07:59,243 be a full colon? 314 00:07:59,369 --> 00:08:01,496 Was this prepared 315 00:07:59,369 --> 00:08:01,496 by a recent immigrant? 316 00:08:01,621 --> 00:08:02,747 It's just one typo. 317 00:08:02,872 --> 00:08:06,250 It's gibberish. Request denied. 318 00:08:10,338 --> 00:08:14,300 Wow. You were right. 319 00:08:10,338 --> 00:08:14,300 All it took was one mistake. 320 00:08:14,425 --> 00:08:16,010 You think 321 00:08:14,425 --> 00:08:16,010 that semicolon was a mistake? 322 00:08:16,135 --> 00:08:18,346 No, it was 323 00:08:16,135 --> 00:08:18,346 a juicy piece of bait, 324 00:08:18,471 --> 00:08:21,558 and she unhinged her jaw 325 00:08:18,471 --> 00:08:21,558 and swallowed it whole. 326 00:08:21,683 --> 00:08:24,185 So you wanted her 327 00:08:21,683 --> 00:08:24,185 to say no to us? 328 00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:27,397 Rejecting a valid request 329 00:08:24,310 --> 00:08:27,397 for such a petty reason, 330 00:08:27,522 --> 00:08:29,858 that's all the ammunition 331 00:08:27,522 --> 00:08:29,858 I need to go over her head. 332 00:08:29,982 --> 00:08:32,318 I secretly scheduled us 333 00:08:29,982 --> 00:08:32,318 a one-on-one 334 00:08:32,443 --> 00:08:35,196 with Madeline's boss, 335 00:08:32,443 --> 00:08:35,196 Chief Fisker. 336 00:08:35,321 --> 00:08:37,198 You wanna hear 337 00:08:35,321 --> 00:08:37,198 the funniest thing ever? 338 00:08:37,866 --> 00:08:41,870 I also split an infinitive 339 00:08:37,866 --> 00:08:41,870 and she didn't notice. 340 00:08:44,955 --> 00:08:46,624 Hey, buddy. 341 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:48,668 Did you check out the department 342 00:08:46,750 --> 00:08:48,668 video camera by any chance? 343 00:08:48,793 --> 00:08:50,086 Yeah, I was gonna take it home 344 00:08:50,211 --> 00:08:51,588 and videotape 345 00:08:50,211 --> 00:08:51,588 the top of my head. 346 00:08:51,713 --> 00:08:53,715 I think 347 00:08:51,713 --> 00:08:53,715 I might be thinning up there. 348 00:08:53,840 --> 00:08:55,508 Cool, cool. 349 00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:58,469 So I accidentally left a tape 350 00:08:55,633 --> 00:08:58,469 in there and I want it back. 351 00:08:58,595 --> 00:08:59,970 Why? What's on it? 352 00:09:00,096 --> 00:09:03,391 Nothing... I just really need it 353 00:09:00,096 --> 00:09:03,391 for no reason. 354 00:09:03,516 --> 00:09:05,351 Well, 355 00:09:03,516 --> 00:09:05,351 if you want that tape back, 356 00:09:05,476 --> 00:09:07,228 I gotta get something in return. 357 00:09:07,353 --> 00:09:08,855 Are you blackmailing me? 358 00:09:08,979 --> 00:09:11,065 I don't have any money, 359 00:09:08,979 --> 00:09:11,065 Hitchcock. 360 00:09:11,190 --> 00:09:13,150 I'm still paying 361 00:09:11,190 --> 00:09:13,150 my uncle's funeral bills. 362 00:09:13,276 --> 00:09:15,236 I rear-ended the hearse. 363 00:09:13,276 --> 00:09:15,236 It was a mess. 364 00:09:15,361 --> 00:09:17,572 There's one thing I want 365 00:09:15,361 --> 00:09:17,572 and it's not that big. 366 00:09:17,697 --> 00:09:20,116 I just want you to make me cool 367 00:09:17,697 --> 00:09:20,116 in everyone's eyes. 368 00:09:20,241 --> 00:09:22,243 Not that big? 369 00:09:22,368 --> 00:09:25,747 The Jimmy Jabs has claimed 370 00:09:22,368 --> 00:09:25,747 its first victims. 371 00:09:25,872 --> 00:09:28,958 Boyle, you made no impact. 372 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:31,127 Also, 373 00:09:29,083 --> 00:09:31,127 Detective Scully has withdrawn 374 00:09:31,252 --> 00:09:32,712 due to food poisoning, 375 00:09:32,837 --> 00:09:34,756 which I think we all saw coming. 376 00:09:34,881 --> 00:09:38,384 All right, the second event 377 00:09:34,881 --> 00:09:38,384 is "Bulky Bulky Run Run," 378 00:09:38,509 --> 00:09:40,136 the bomb suit foot race. 379 00:09:40,261 --> 00:09:42,555 Sure hope I don't sprain 380 00:09:40,261 --> 00:09:42,555 my arm during the race, 381 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,432 'cause I'm gonna be opening up 382 00:09:42,680 --> 00:09:44,432 a lot of doors 383 00:09:44,557 --> 00:09:45,683 for Katie on our date. 384 00:09:45,809 --> 00:09:48,603 Oh, yeah, 385 00:09:45,809 --> 00:09:48,603 I'm gonna be a gentleman. 386 00:09:48,728 --> 00:09:50,062 What are you doing, Jake? 387 00:09:50,187 --> 00:09:52,398 Trash-talking you 388 00:09:50,187 --> 00:09:52,398 while simultaneously proving 389 00:09:52,523 --> 00:09:54,358 that I will be respectful 390 00:09:52,523 --> 00:09:54,358 of your friend. 391 00:09:54,484 --> 00:09:55,944 It's a tough line to walk. 392 00:09:56,068 --> 00:09:58,446 Gotta loosen up 393 00:09:56,068 --> 00:09:58,446 my flower-buying fingers. 394 00:09:58,571 --> 00:10:00,406 I'm gonna go nuts 395 00:09:58,571 --> 00:10:00,406 on the daisies. 396 00:10:02,408 --> 00:10:05,954 On your Mark... 397 00:10:02,408 --> 00:10:05,954 Get set... Ruffalo! 398 00:10:08,748 --> 00:10:10,124 Go! 399 00:10:12,836 --> 00:10:16,130 I'm doing it, 400 00:10:12,836 --> 00:10:16,130 Charles! I look cool! 401 00:10:16,255 --> 00:10:18,257 - Whaaow! 402 00:10:20,844 --> 00:10:23,053 The next event will be 403 00:10:20,844 --> 00:10:23,053 "Keep Your Cover." 404 00:10:23,179 --> 00:10:25,640 Contestants must craft 405 00:10:23,179 --> 00:10:25,640 an undercover persona 406 00:10:25,765 --> 00:10:28,184 and talk to 407 00:10:25,765 --> 00:10:28,184 as many police officers 408 00:10:28,309 --> 00:10:30,770 as you can 409 00:10:28,309 --> 00:10:30,770 before being recognized. 410 00:10:30,895 --> 00:10:34,315 Pregnant, nice... 411 00:10:30,895 --> 00:10:34,315 Means ya had sex. 412 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:37,234 Damn right, I did. 413 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:37,234 And I forgot my birth control. 414 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,236 - Yeah! 415 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:39,236 - Yah! 416 00:10:39,362 --> 00:10:41,489 I think the belly will draw 417 00:10:39,362 --> 00:10:41,489 attention away from my face. 418 00:10:41,614 --> 00:10:43,449 - Smart, like one big boob. 419 00:10:41,614 --> 00:10:43,449 - Mm-hmm. 420 00:10:43,574 --> 00:10:46,035 Jake will go first, 421 00:10:43,574 --> 00:10:46,035 then Amy, then Rosa. 422 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:49,205 On your Mark, 423 00:10:46,160 --> 00:10:49,205 get set, Paul Gosselaar! 424 00:10:50,957 --> 00:10:53,167 - Please let me have the tape. 425 00:10:50,957 --> 00:10:53,167 - No dice. 426 00:10:53,292 --> 00:10:55,795 I don't know 427 00:10:53,292 --> 00:10:55,795 how to make you cool. 428 00:10:55,920 --> 00:10:57,505 I'm not even that cool myself. 429 00:10:57,630 --> 00:10:58,840 I mean, sure, 430 00:10:57,630 --> 00:10:58,840 I have a pizza stone. 431 00:10:58,965 --> 00:10:59,883 You have cool friends. 432 00:11:00,008 --> 00:11:01,551 Like Jake. 433 00:11:01,676 --> 00:11:03,344 I just wanna be part 434 00:11:01,676 --> 00:11:03,344 of a conversation 435 00:11:03,469 --> 00:11:05,930 where Jake uses my name 436 00:11:03,469 --> 00:11:05,930 and nobody insults me. 437 00:11:06,055 --> 00:11:07,682 Damn it! You ask too much. 438 00:11:08,683 --> 00:11:10,894 - Ahh. 439 00:11:08,683 --> 00:11:10,894 - I blew it. 440 00:11:11,019 --> 00:11:13,145 I only got through two people. 441 00:11:13,270 --> 00:11:15,982 He's kicking so much. 442 00:11:13,270 --> 00:11:15,982 You wanna feel? 443 00:11:16,106 --> 00:11:17,400 No! That's a bad idea! 444 00:11:18,401 --> 00:11:21,946 Oh, my baby! It's on the side! 445 00:11:22,070 --> 00:11:23,907 Oof. I got to six. 446 00:11:24,782 --> 00:11:26,074 Dumb baby! 447 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,994 People are right, 448 00:11:26,200 --> 00:11:27,994 they ruin everything! 449 00:11:28,118 --> 00:11:30,246 Hey, wait, whoa, whoa! 450 00:11:28,118 --> 00:11:30,246 I wanna try. 451 00:11:30,371 --> 00:11:31,539 Let me be pregnant. 452 00:11:31,664 --> 00:11:32,874 Whoop! 453 00:11:32,999 --> 00:11:34,124 - Adorable. 454 00:11:32,999 --> 00:11:34,124 - Right? 455 00:11:34,250 --> 00:11:36,252 I can't believe I lost again! 456 00:11:36,377 --> 00:11:38,295 I was so psyched up for this. 457 00:11:36,377 --> 00:11:38,295 What happened? 458 00:11:38,421 --> 00:11:41,632 Well... maybe being 459 00:11:38,421 --> 00:11:41,632 so psyched up is what happened. 460 00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:43,927 Like every time 461 00:11:41,758 --> 00:11:43,927 we're doing police work, 462 00:11:44,052 --> 00:11:45,219 you're always super-smart 463 00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:46,971 and you stay calm 464 00:11:45,344 --> 00:11:46,971 and take your time, 465 00:11:47,095 --> 00:11:48,681 but every time we do 466 00:11:47,095 --> 00:11:48,681 dumb games like this, 467 00:11:48,806 --> 00:11:51,308 you get all frantic and act 468 00:11:48,806 --> 00:11:51,308 like a crazy idiot. 469 00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:54,854 My advice: Next time 470 00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:54,854 don't act like a crazy idiot. 471 00:11:54,979 --> 00:11:57,231 Thanks. 472 00:11:54,979 --> 00:11:57,231 That's surprisingly insightful. 473 00:11:57,356 --> 00:12:01,861 Yeah, well, motherhood... 474 00:11:57,356 --> 00:12:01,861 really opens a man's eyes. 475 00:12:01,986 --> 00:12:03,821 I finally feel 476 00:12:01,986 --> 00:12:03,821 as if I'm part of something 477 00:12:03,947 --> 00:12:04,864 - bigger than myself. 478 00:12:03,947 --> 00:12:04,864 - All right. 479 00:12:04,989 --> 00:12:06,532 - Too much? 480 00:12:04,989 --> 00:12:06,532 - Yeah. 481 00:12:06,657 --> 00:12:08,868 Peralta. What the hell? 482 00:12:08,993 --> 00:12:11,412 Where were you? 483 00:12:08,993 --> 00:12:11,412 I got eliminated. 484 00:12:11,537 --> 00:12:12,705 'Scuse me, officer. 485 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:14,040 Yes, sweetheart? 486 00:12:14,164 --> 00:12:16,417 Sweetheart! Seriously, Hank? 487 00:12:16,542 --> 00:12:18,544 Is that how you talk 488 00:12:16,542 --> 00:12:18,544 to women who come in here? 489 00:12:18,669 --> 00:12:19,921 Jimmy Jabs? 490 00:12:20,046 --> 00:12:21,338 I didn't even make it past 491 00:12:20,046 --> 00:12:21,338 one person. 492 00:12:21,464 --> 00:12:23,257 You're out? I'm in the finals? 493 00:12:23,382 --> 00:12:25,718 And all I have to do to get 494 00:12:23,382 --> 00:12:25,718 Katie's number is beat Amy? 495 00:12:25,843 --> 00:12:27,095 Oh, that's nothing. 496 00:12:27,219 --> 00:12:29,555 Hey! Don't you dare 497 00:12:27,219 --> 00:12:29,555 touch Amy Junior. 498 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:32,976 - That's right. It's your baby! 499 00:12:33,101 --> 00:12:34,978 Are you sayin' I knocked you up? 500 00:12:35,103 --> 00:12:36,938 - You sure did! 501 00:12:35,103 --> 00:12:36,938 - Jake. 502 00:12:37,063 --> 00:12:39,189 - Hmm? 503 00:12:37,063 --> 00:12:39,189 - Can I talk to you for a second? 504 00:12:39,315 --> 00:12:40,357 Yeah, sure thing. 505 00:12:40,483 --> 00:12:41,901 - Hold that. 506 00:12:40,483 --> 00:12:41,901 - Sure. 507 00:12:42,026 --> 00:12:43,611 All right, Jake. 508 00:12:42,026 --> 00:12:43,611 You wanna call off the bet? 509 00:12:43,736 --> 00:12:45,780 Seriously? 510 00:12:43,736 --> 00:12:45,780 You're gonna back out now 511 00:12:45,905 --> 00:12:47,490 just 'cause you're losing? 512 00:12:47,615 --> 00:12:50,200 What is this, a riverboat casino 513 00:12:47,615 --> 00:12:50,200 on the river of no rules? 514 00:12:50,326 --> 00:12:51,786 No, I'm giving you 515 00:12:50,326 --> 00:12:51,786 a chance to call off 516 00:12:51,911 --> 00:12:53,203 the bet because it's clear 517 00:12:53,329 --> 00:12:54,664 you don't actually want 518 00:12:53,329 --> 00:12:54,664 Katie's number 519 00:12:54,789 --> 00:12:56,164 because you're still into Amy. 520 00:12:56,290 --> 00:12:57,458 What? That's crazy. 521 00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:59,002 I just spent 522 00:12:57,583 --> 00:12:59,002 the whole day fighting 523 00:12:59,127 --> 00:13:00,544 for another girl's number. 524 00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,212 Tsk. You spent the whole day 525 00:13:00,670 --> 00:13:02,212 flirting with Amy. 526 00:13:02,338 --> 00:13:04,715 Yeah, we're joking around 527 00:13:02,338 --> 00:13:04,715 because we're friends 528 00:13:04,841 --> 00:13:05,800 now that I've moved on. 529 00:13:05,925 --> 00:13:07,468 Then prove it. 530 00:13:07,593 --> 00:13:10,471 Beat Amy 531 00:13:07,593 --> 00:13:10,471 and don't flirt with her at all. 532 00:13:10,596 --> 00:13:13,557 Fine. Easy. But you better tell 533 00:13:10,596 --> 00:13:13,557 Katie to clear her schedule out 534 00:13:13,683 --> 00:13:14,934 Thursday for a date, 535 00:13:15,059 --> 00:13:16,519 'cause I am working nights 536 00:13:15,059 --> 00:13:16,519 until then, 537 00:13:16,644 --> 00:13:18,270 and the following weekend 538 00:13:16,644 --> 00:13:18,270 I am out of town. 539 00:13:18,395 --> 00:13:20,106 Let's do this! 540 00:13:22,942 --> 00:13:24,318 Hey, Jake. Question for ya. 541 00:13:24,443 --> 00:13:26,863 When I beat you, 542 00:13:24,443 --> 00:13:26,863 which victory dance should I do? 543 00:13:26,988 --> 00:13:28,196 This one? 544 00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,035 Or this one? 545 00:13:33,452 --> 00:13:35,287 Oh, wow, okay. 546 00:13:37,832 --> 00:13:40,751 Both are examples 547 00:13:37,832 --> 00:13:40,751 of victory dances. 548 00:13:40,877 --> 00:13:42,045 No comeback? 549 00:13:42,170 --> 00:13:44,922 After I burned you 550 00:13:42,170 --> 00:13:44,922 with those moves? 551 00:13:45,048 --> 00:13:47,842 - You must be pretty nervous. 552 00:13:45,048 --> 00:13:47,842 - Yep. 553 00:13:47,967 --> 00:13:50,053 - Hey, Jake. 554 00:13:47,967 --> 00:13:50,053 - Hey, Charles. 555 00:13:50,178 --> 00:13:54,390 - Who's this with me? 556 00:13:50,178 --> 00:13:54,390 - Hitchcock? 557 00:13:58,519 --> 00:14:00,270 Well, we should go now. 558 00:14:01,731 --> 00:14:04,817 Wow! What a high! 559 00:14:04,942 --> 00:14:06,402 Do you guys feel 560 00:14:04,942 --> 00:14:06,402 this way all the time? 561 00:14:06,527 --> 00:14:08,404 I did what you wanted. 562 00:14:06,527 --> 00:14:08,404 Give me the tape. 563 00:14:08,529 --> 00:14:11,199 Oh, no, we're not done yet. 564 00:14:11,323 --> 00:14:14,702 Next, I want you to tell 565 00:14:11,323 --> 00:14:14,702 everyone you think I'm handsome. 566 00:14:15,411 --> 00:14:16,370 Make it seem natural. 567 00:14:16,495 --> 00:14:18,748 You are a monster! 568 00:14:20,374 --> 00:14:22,626 So they're calling 569 00:14:20,374 --> 00:14:22,626 the drug "giggle pig"? 570 00:14:22,752 --> 00:14:25,963 Chief Fisker. 571 00:14:22,752 --> 00:14:25,963 Sergeant Jeffords. Raymond. 572 00:14:26,089 --> 00:14:27,256 Deputy Chief Wuntch. 573 00:14:27,381 --> 00:14:28,716 I didn't realize 574 00:14:27,381 --> 00:14:28,716 you'd be attending. 575 00:14:28,841 --> 00:14:30,259 I can tell. 576 00:14:30,384 --> 00:14:32,845 You have more of a fly-catching 577 00:14:30,384 --> 00:14:32,845 gape than usual. 578 00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:34,513 I've examined his proposal. 579 00:14:34,638 --> 00:14:36,515 There's no proof that giggle pig 580 00:14:34,638 --> 00:14:36,515 is a serious problem. 581 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,309 So we're just supposed to wait 582 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:39,309 until it turns into an epidemic? 583 00:14:39,435 --> 00:14:41,562 You're like 584 00:14:39,435 --> 00:14:41,562 the League of Nations in '36, 585 00:14:41,687 --> 00:14:44,607 just hoping the Abyssinian 586 00:14:41,687 --> 00:14:44,607 Crisis resolves itself. 587 00:14:44,732 --> 00:14:48,027 That's the lesson you draw 588 00:14:44,732 --> 00:14:48,027 from the fall of Addis Ababa? 589 00:14:48,152 --> 00:14:50,113 Raymond, you sound so naive. 590 00:14:50,238 --> 00:14:54,075 And you sound just like 591 00:14:50,238 --> 00:14:54,075 Victor Emmanuel III. 592 00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,993 I have no idea who's winning. 593 00:14:57,161 --> 00:14:58,370 I am. 594 00:14:58,495 --> 00:14:59,789 Captain Holt, 595 00:14:58,495 --> 00:14:59,789 how serious a threat 596 00:14:59,914 --> 00:15:01,415 do you really think 597 00:14:59,914 --> 00:15:01,415 giggle pig poses? 598 00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:03,292 - Very serious. 599 00:15:01,540 --> 00:15:03,292 - Or it could be nothing. 600 00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:06,420 - Or it could be the new crack. 601 00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:06,420 - The new crack? 602 00:15:06,545 --> 00:15:08,214 And you only need 603 00:15:06,545 --> 00:15:08,214 $1,200 to fight it? 604 00:15:08,338 --> 00:15:11,383 Well, in an ideal situation, 605 00:15:08,338 --> 00:15:11,383 we would attack the problem 606 00:15:11,508 --> 00:15:14,929 with a lot more fire power, 607 00:15:11,508 --> 00:15:14,929 perhaps even a task force. 608 00:15:15,054 --> 00:15:16,806 That makes sense. 609 00:15:15,054 --> 00:15:16,806 Let's make it happen. 610 00:15:17,974 --> 00:15:20,517 That was amazing! 611 00:15:17,974 --> 00:15:20,517 We got a task force! 612 00:15:20,643 --> 00:15:23,813 More importantly, 613 00:15:20,643 --> 00:15:23,813 Wuntch got served. 614 00:15:23,938 --> 00:15:27,900 Oh, my god. 615 00:15:23,938 --> 00:15:27,900 "Wuntch" sounds like "lunch." 616 00:15:28,025 --> 00:15:30,402 Now, this opens up 617 00:15:28,025 --> 00:15:30,402 so many new avenues... 618 00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:32,863 You got your task force. 619 00:15:30,527 --> 00:15:32,863 I'm surprised. 620 00:15:32,989 --> 00:15:34,615 That's funny, after 20 years, 621 00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:36,450 I'd think you'd be used to me 622 00:15:34,740 --> 00:15:36,450 slam-dunking in your face. 623 00:15:36,575 --> 00:15:38,995 I'm surprised you didn't see 624 00:15:36,575 --> 00:15:38,995 what was going on in there. 625 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,497 I got you riled up, 626 00:15:39,120 --> 00:15:41,497 you oversold giggle pig, 627 00:15:41,622 --> 00:15:43,707 and now you're running 628 00:15:41,622 --> 00:15:43,707 an expensive task force 629 00:15:43,833 --> 00:15:45,835 in a time of budget cuts. 630 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,628 You better make some big 631 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,628 arrests, and quick, 632 00:15:47,753 --> 00:15:50,714 or you'll be the poster boy 633 00:15:47,753 --> 00:15:50,714 for departmental waste. 634 00:15:51,715 --> 00:15:54,426 Slam dunk... returned. 635 00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:57,596 Not if we make those arrests... 636 00:15:54,551 --> 00:15:57,596 Three-point dunk. 637 00:15:58,514 --> 00:16:00,432 You guys really 638 00:15:58,514 --> 00:16:00,432 don't know enough 639 00:16:00,557 --> 00:16:02,392 about basketball 640 00:16:00,557 --> 00:16:02,392 to be doing this. 641 00:16:02,518 --> 00:16:04,312 Join hands, one and all, 642 00:16:04,436 --> 00:16:05,604 for we have reached 643 00:16:05,729 --> 00:16:07,064 the final event 644 00:16:05,729 --> 00:16:07,064 of the Jimmy Jabs, 645 00:16:07,190 --> 00:16:08,983 the obstacle course. 646 00:16:09,108 --> 00:16:11,485 Good luck. You're gonna need it. 647 00:16:13,445 --> 00:16:16,532 Yes. We all need luck. 648 00:16:13,445 --> 00:16:16,532 Thank you for offering me some. 649 00:16:16,657 --> 00:16:19,785 On your mark... 650 00:16:16,657 --> 00:16:19,785 get Seth... Rogen! 651 00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:21,620 Go, Amy! 652 00:16:21,745 --> 00:16:24,123 Contestants must make 653 00:16:21,745 --> 00:16:24,123 it past the barricade hurdles 654 00:16:24,248 --> 00:16:27,918 then use a bean bag gun 655 00:16:24,248 --> 00:16:27,918 to get a snack. 656 00:16:28,044 --> 00:16:29,337 Ah! 657 00:16:29,461 --> 00:16:31,881 You will eat the snack 658 00:16:29,461 --> 00:16:31,881 in its entirety. 659 00:16:32,006 --> 00:16:34,133 - Ha! 660 00:16:32,006 --> 00:16:34,133 - Mmm! 661 00:16:37,511 --> 00:16:38,846 Come on... 662 00:16:37,511 --> 00:16:38,846 close, close, close, close! 663 00:16:38,971 --> 00:16:40,556 Ah! 664 00:16:38,971 --> 00:16:40,556 Ugh! 665 00:16:40,681 --> 00:16:42,641 Next, head down 666 00:16:40,681 --> 00:16:42,641 to the first floor 667 00:16:42,766 --> 00:16:45,561 where you will locate 668 00:16:42,766 --> 00:16:45,561 a pamphlet about bullying. 669 00:16:45,686 --> 00:16:50,358 Then print out a picture of me 670 00:16:45,686 --> 00:16:50,358 using a laptop from 1982. 671 00:16:50,482 --> 00:16:52,609 Whoever grabs 672 00:16:50,482 --> 00:16:52,609 their printout first 673 00:16:52,735 --> 00:16:53,819 is the winner! 674 00:16:53,944 --> 00:16:55,071 Aah! 675 00:16:55,196 --> 00:16:57,323 Surprise twist! 676 00:16:59,033 --> 00:17:01,660 Aah! 677 00:17:01,785 --> 00:17:04,163 What are you doing, 678 00:17:01,785 --> 00:17:04,163 Santiago? Go! 679 00:17:04,830 --> 00:17:07,541 Aah! 680 00:17:04,830 --> 00:17:07,541 It's burning my skin! 681 00:17:07,666 --> 00:17:09,793 No broken rolly wheels! 682 00:17:12,421 --> 00:17:14,215 I did it! I took my time, 683 00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:16,926 I wasn't a crazy idiot 684 00:17:14,340 --> 00:17:16,926 and I won! 685 00:17:17,051 --> 00:17:19,053 I finally wo-on 686 00:17:19,178 --> 00:17:21,264 Oh, yeah 687 00:17:21,389 --> 00:17:22,806 Yes! Ye... 688 00:17:26,227 --> 00:17:27,811 What's going on here? 689 00:17:28,812 --> 00:17:32,066 Someone answer him now! 690 00:17:28,812 --> 00:17:32,066 Santiago! 691 00:17:33,025 --> 00:17:34,568 Peralta! 692 00:17:34,693 --> 00:17:35,903 Boyle? 693 00:17:36,028 --> 00:17:37,780 Hitchcock is very handsome. 694 00:17:37,905 --> 00:17:39,031 Why, thank you, Boyle. 695 00:17:40,074 --> 00:17:42,118 - No one has anything to say? 696 00:17:40,074 --> 00:17:42,118 Captain. 697 00:17:42,243 --> 00:17:44,287 What you just saw 698 00:17:42,243 --> 00:17:44,287 was the Jimmy Jab Games. 699 00:17:44,412 --> 00:17:46,496 It's a bunch of dumb contests 700 00:17:44,412 --> 00:17:46,496 we play to kill the time. 701 00:17:46,622 --> 00:17:47,873 Nobody even cares who wins. 702 00:17:47,998 --> 00:17:49,375 I won! 703 00:17:49,499 --> 00:17:51,168 It's stupid, but we like it. 704 00:17:52,086 --> 00:17:53,796 Clean this up. Now. 705 00:17:56,257 --> 00:17:58,675 Boyle, I'm ready to take this 706 00:17:56,257 --> 00:17:58,675 to the next stage. 707 00:17:58,801 --> 00:18:00,219 You're gonna pierce my ear... 708 00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:01,971 wait. What are you doing 709 00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:01,971 in my locker? 710 00:18:02,096 --> 00:18:04,765 I can't do this. 711 00:18:02,096 --> 00:18:04,765 I can't make you look cool. 712 00:18:04,890 --> 00:18:06,142 Because you're afraid 713 00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:07,851 that Jake and I 714 00:18:06,267 --> 00:18:07,851 are gonna cut you out. 715 00:18:07,977 --> 00:18:10,104 - Well, you're not wrong. 716 00:18:07,977 --> 00:18:10,104 - I'm gonna find that tape. 717 00:18:10,229 --> 00:18:11,521 You think 718 00:18:10,229 --> 00:18:11,521 I'd just leave something 719 00:18:11,647 --> 00:18:13,023 that valuable lying around? 720 00:18:13,149 --> 00:18:16,652 - I got it on me. 721 00:18:13,149 --> 00:18:16,652 - Oh! Gimme that tape! 722 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:19,822 Ah! Gimme that tape! 723 00:18:19,947 --> 00:18:22,116 Jake! Help me! 724 00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:23,951 - Ugh! 725 00:18:22,241 --> 00:18:23,951 - Ah! 726 00:18:24,076 --> 00:18:26,078 The Serbian president's plane 727 00:18:24,076 --> 00:18:26,078 is wheels up. 728 00:18:26,203 --> 00:18:28,080 Report to your motorcade 729 00:18:26,203 --> 00:18:28,080 positions immediately. 730 00:18:28,205 --> 00:18:29,373 Let's go! 731 00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:32,876 Hey, you gave it a good try. 732 00:18:30,291 --> 00:18:32,876 Sorry you lost. 733 00:18:33,002 --> 00:18:35,129 No. It's for the best. 734 00:18:36,672 --> 00:18:37,631 I let Amy win. 735 00:18:37,756 --> 00:18:39,633 Close, close, close, close! 736 00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:41,510 - Ah! 737 00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:41,510 - Oh! 738 00:18:41,635 --> 00:18:43,887 You're right. I'm not over her. 739 00:18:50,519 --> 00:18:52,396 Boyle, get out. 740 00:18:50,519 --> 00:18:52,396 I need to talk to Jake. 741 00:18:52,521 --> 00:18:55,691 Okay... Bye! 742 00:18:52,521 --> 00:18:55,691 I warmed up the seat. 743 00:18:59,569 --> 00:19:02,906 Ugh, he did warm up the seat. 744 00:18:59,569 --> 00:19:02,906 It's like a fire pit. 745 00:19:03,032 --> 00:19:04,783 Look, 746 00:19:03,032 --> 00:19:04,783 if you're here for your $200, 747 00:19:04,908 --> 00:19:06,869 can I interest you in a check 748 00:19:04,908 --> 00:19:06,869 that will definitely bounce? 749 00:19:06,994 --> 00:19:08,871 - No. You will pay me in cash. 750 00:19:06,994 --> 00:19:08,871 - 'Kay. 751 00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:13,792 Look, I thought I was over Amy, 752 00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:13,792 but clearly I'm not, you know? 753 00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:17,087 - I'm as frustrated as you are. 754 00:19:13,917 --> 00:19:17,087 - I'm not frustrated. 755 00:19:17,213 --> 00:19:19,006 But I am not enjoying this. 756 00:19:19,131 --> 00:19:21,591 It is not like you 757 00:19:19,131 --> 00:19:21,591 to get hung up on a girl. 758 00:19:22,426 --> 00:19:23,802 I don't know what to do. 759 00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:26,263 You call Katie. 760 00:19:23,927 --> 00:19:26,263 That's what you do. 761 00:19:26,389 --> 00:19:28,098 Only way to move on 762 00:19:26,389 --> 00:19:28,098 is to move on 763 00:19:28,224 --> 00:19:30,142 whether you think 764 00:19:28,224 --> 00:19:30,142 you're ready to or not. 765 00:19:30,267 --> 00:19:31,685 Gotta get out there, man. 766 00:19:33,521 --> 00:19:35,439 All right... Thank you. 767 00:19:35,564 --> 00:19:37,024 Good luck. 768 00:19:38,275 --> 00:19:39,651 Are you okay, sir? 769 00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:45,408 I don't want to sound dramatic, 770 00:19:41,070 --> 00:19:45,408 but today has been sub-optimal. 771 00:19:45,533 --> 00:19:46,909 That doesn't leave this office. 772 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,829 Wuntch beat me. 773 00:19:47,910 --> 00:19:50,829 The squad was a disaster. 774 00:19:50,954 --> 00:19:53,457 And in the end, 775 00:19:50,954 --> 00:19:53,457 you know who I'm angriest with? 776 00:19:53,582 --> 00:19:55,209 - Yourself? 777 00:19:53,582 --> 00:19:55,209 - No, Wuntch. 778 00:19:55,334 --> 00:19:57,920 I need this task force 779 00:19:55,334 --> 00:19:57,920 to succeed, 780 00:19:58,045 --> 00:20:01,090 and there's not a detective here 781 00:19:58,045 --> 00:20:01,090 who's adult enough to lead it. 782 00:20:01,215 --> 00:20:03,342 Peralta and Santiago 783 00:20:01,215 --> 00:20:03,342 were cowards, 784 00:20:03,467 --> 00:20:04,760 Diaz was disrespectful, 785 00:20:04,885 --> 00:20:07,388 and I just saw 786 00:20:04,885 --> 00:20:07,388 Hitchcock and Boyle 787 00:20:07,513 --> 00:20:09,265 fighting like children. 788 00:20:09,390 --> 00:20:10,433 Let go of me! 789 00:20:10,558 --> 00:20:12,226 Hitchcock, gimme that tape! 790 00:20:12,351 --> 00:20:14,520 You're squeezing my boobs! 791 00:20:14,644 --> 00:20:17,814 Sir, I know you think 792 00:20:14,644 --> 00:20:17,814 Rosa disrespected you, 793 00:20:17,940 --> 00:20:19,816 but I found her inspiring. 794 00:20:19,942 --> 00:20:22,861 She did what I should have done. 795 00:20:19,942 --> 00:20:22,861 Stand up and tell you the truth. 796 00:20:22,986 --> 00:20:24,613 And what truth is that? 797 00:20:25,781 --> 00:20:27,616 First, everyone else made 798 00:20:27,741 --> 00:20:30,660 this Wuntch-lunch connection 799 00:20:27,741 --> 00:20:30,660 instantly. 800 00:20:30,786 --> 00:20:32,538 Second, Wuntch didn't beat you. 801 00:20:32,704 --> 00:20:34,582 She saddled me 802 00:20:32,704 --> 00:20:34,582 with this task force. 803 00:20:34,706 --> 00:20:37,251 You think 804 00:20:34,706 --> 00:20:37,251 she's consumed with pettiness? 805 00:20:37,376 --> 00:20:38,627 You're no better. 806 00:20:38,752 --> 00:20:41,088 Yes, the task force is risky, 807 00:20:41,213 --> 00:20:44,007 but it gives us a chance to do 808 00:20:41,213 --> 00:20:44,007 a lot of good in the community. 809 00:20:44,674 --> 00:20:47,303 Sir, if you ask me, 810 00:20:47,428 --> 00:20:50,013 you're acting like 811 00:20:47,428 --> 00:20:50,013 a real Victor Emmanuel III. 812 00:20:51,056 --> 00:20:53,100 You used that insult 813 00:20:51,056 --> 00:20:53,100 completely incorrectly. 814 00:20:53,225 --> 00:20:57,480 But... 815 00:20:53,225 --> 00:20:57,480 I suppose I have let Madeline... 816 00:20:57,605 --> 00:20:59,482 distract me from our purpose. 817 00:20:59,607 --> 00:21:02,985 Which is why I think 818 00:20:59,607 --> 00:21:02,985 Rosa should lead the task force. 819 00:21:03,110 --> 00:21:04,987 There's no BS with her. 820 00:21:05,112 --> 00:21:08,365 Agreed... Thank you, Sergeant. 821 00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:12,328 And I know you were lying 822 00:21:09,450 --> 00:21:12,328 about that Wuntch-lunch thing. 823 00:21:13,245 --> 00:21:14,497 That was mine. 824 00:21:16,706 --> 00:21:19,001 How was the motorcade? 825 00:21:16,706 --> 00:21:19,001 Any assassinations? 826 00:21:19,126 --> 00:21:20,794 No. It was boring. 827 00:21:21,629 --> 00:21:23,589 Well, thanks for getting 828 00:21:21,629 --> 00:21:23,589 the tape back. 829 00:21:24,507 --> 00:21:26,467 Oh! 830 00:21:26,592 --> 00:21:28,427 - Got it! 831 00:21:26,592 --> 00:21:28,427 Oh! 832 00:21:28,552 --> 00:21:30,137 I'll see you tonight 833 00:21:28,552 --> 00:21:30,137 at my place? 834 00:21:30,262 --> 00:21:32,515 God, I hate you. Don't be late. 835 00:21:32,640 --> 00:21:34,099 Not a doctor. Shh.