NO, WE GET WHAT YOU ARE:
THAT WON'T BE A PROBLEM
BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA
UH, MS. PAC-MAN'S NIPPLE.
NO, THAT'S BROWN.
WHY WOULD YOU KNOW THAT?
TO BE OR NOT TO BE!
HE-MAN!
(all)
YES!
THAT'S IT, THAT'S IT.
THAT'S WHAT IT IS.
OH, HEY THERE, CAPTAIN:
TO KNOW WHAT TODAY IS?
IT'S SAY TODAY IS...
IT'S HALLOWEEN.
JUST SAY IT'S HALLOWEEN.
IT'S HALLOWEEN.
HAPPENED LAST HALLOWEEN?
OH, I LISTENED TO THE CD
I'D NEVER HAVE TO SAY.
DETECTIVE/GENIUS:
BUT NOW IT'S TIME FOR ROUND TWO
I BELIEVE I'LL MAKE THINGS
LET'S SAY, WHAT, I'LL STEAL
WHAT?
HOMEY!
NO?
IT'S NOT WORTH
AN AMAZING CAPTAIN/GENIUS
I'LL DOUBLE THE OVERTIME.
I'LL TRIPLE IT!
I'LL QUADRUPLE IT!
I'LL FIVE-DRUPLE
HE'S COMING BACK TO ME.
I'M DOING A COST-BENEFIT
ACCORDS!
SO IT'LL GO QUICKER.
OOH, THAT'S A GREAT IDEA,
NOT DO THAT?
WHEN YOU'RE DONE.
I'LL LEAVE YOU GUYS
SARGE?
YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET HER GO?
I WOULD'VE
BUT I'VE LEARNED TO GIVE HER
HAVE TO ATTEND TO?
SHE'S ALREADY
(Amy)
I WAS BEHIND THE DOOR!
WHAT'S WITH THE TUX?
THIS YEAR'S EVENT.
AND IT IS
WHAT? HOW?
NOW,
LET'S GET STARTED.
I'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS
YOU'VE ALL BEEN GIVEN
YOU'RE THE DAGGER.
SUCK IT!
I'M JUST GONNA CALL YOU
SO YOU DON'T GET CONFUSED.
WHAT?
IT'S LIKE ACE,
IT IS NOT.
IT'S A TURD.
AKA "FINGERS."
HOW YOU DOING?
CALL ME "FINGERS."
THAT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE
YOU'VE ARRESTED HIM TWICE
A CRIMINAL HELPING YOU?
THAT'S CRAZY!
AMY.
NOW, WE WILL ALL
THE CAPTAIN'S WATCH
OH, THAT IS
OOH!
IF HE'S BEEN
HE'S ANY GOOD?
FINGERS!
THAT'S OUR STUFF.
BUT WHERE'S
THE SMOKED TURKEY?
CHECK YOUR BREAST POCKET?
COME ON!
LET'S WIN THIS BET!
I'LL PASS,
SCULLY!
IT'S TIME.
IT'S HAMMER TIME.
YOU'RE UP, DAGGER.
NOW!
IT'S TIME TO DROP
AMY!
NOT COOL!
THAT'S A GUY!
THAT'S ENOUGH!
[Scully continues singing
operatically]
SIR, SIR.
I'M SO SORRY.
TO CHECK MY SON'S CANDY.
I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THAT
I'LL HAVE SOMEONE CHECK YOUR
SON'S BAG OF CANDY IMMEDIATELY.
SIR.
I'LL DO THAT.
AM I UNDERSTOOD?
PERALTA!
YES, SIR.
SIR.
I'M SORRY.
BUT NOT AS SORRY AS YOU'RE
YOU'VE LOST EVERYTHING.
IT'S HERE.
OOH, I'M GONNA MAKE A MOVIE
DON'T TOUCH MY FACE.
THAT'S ON YOU.
HERE WE GO!
THAT'S WEIRD,
IT'S JUST A NOTE.
"THANKS FOR THE WATCH"?
OH, NO!
THE CAPTAIN'S WATCH!
THERE'S BEEN
WE'RE OKAY.
IT'S NOT OVER YET.
AND GET HOLT'S WATCH BACK.
BUT HOW?
BY NOW.
OKAY?
LET'S LOOK UP
MCCREARY'S ARREST RECORDS,
RUN.
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, SIR,
THAT'S HOW
I'D LIKE TO ASK
ON THIS BET FOR TEN MINUTES?
I'M VERY
YES, THAT WOULD BE
HOW DO YOU RUIN EVERYTHING?
AND I DON'T THINK HE'D
OH!
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?
BYE.
YES.
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE.
HOLT'S WATCHING.
YOU'LL BE SO SAFE,
IT'S SCARY.
WE HAD TO STUFF 400
I'M STILL TENDING
WHICH IS WHAT EXACTLY?
I'VE BEEN PRACTICING
WHAT THE HELL?
FOR SOME STUPID DANCE SHOW?
I CAN'T HELP IT
OH, IS IT?
DOESN'T KILL YOU.
'CAUSE I'M ABOUT
WHAT'S THE PLAYBOOK, JAKEY?
AND TAKE WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY OURS.
I WANT $300.
ANY CASH?
UM, I HAVE $120,
AND MY LUCKY $2 BILL
SO THAT'S $122.
WHAT?
THE WATCH NOW?
WHAT?
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
THINK I'M GONNA WALK AROUND
POLICE CAPTAIN'S WATCH?
I'M NOT AN IDIOT.
LET'S GET BACK TO THE PRECINCT
JAKE!
YOUR CAR!
NO!
OW, GLASS:
NO!
OH!
HOW 'BOUT THIS?
YES.
GO!
WE'RE DOING IT, BOYLE.
WE'RE TOKYO DRIFTING.
GAH, I CAN'T SEE
HOW COME YOU'RE
SO MUCH SLOWER THAN A CAR?
I'M JUST TRYING NOT
YOU'RE THE CHAMPAGNE
THERE'S A BAR
THERE'S STILL TIME
EXCUSE ME!
OH, GOD!
CHARLES!
WHERE ARE YOU?
COME ON!
GAH!
TO MY COUSIN'S BAT MITZVAH
HEY!
TAKE IT EASY!
GET OFF OF ME!
TOOT! TOOT!
AHH!
HE'S GOT MY HAND!
AGHHH!
MOVE!
I WON'T STOP THE PARTY,
LET'S DANCE, RAWR.
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?
IT'S HALLOWEEN, MAN!
HA HA!
IT'S HALLOWEEN!
HALLOWEEN!
HEY, I'VE BEEN LOOKING
TERRY?
I'M IN THE MIDST
OH, MY GOD.
WITH YOUR FAMILY?
WHAT?
NO, THIS IS SERIOUS:
IT'S NOT FAIR.
EIGHT REHEARSALS IN A ROW?
I'D SAY THIS,
YOU'RE BEING
YOU HAVE A "BADITUDE."
THAT'S A BAD ATTITUDE.
I DIDN'T
BECAUSE IT'S
BUT I'M MISSING REHEARSALS
BECAUSE I'VE BEEN GOING
I'M TRYING TO FINISH
MY BACHELOR'S DEGREE
REALLY?
THAT'S GREAT, GINA.
I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.
I'M JUST HAVING TROUBLE
YOU'RE WORKING
THAT ACTUALLY DOESN'T
IT DOESN'T MATTER,
BECAUSE I'M NEVER
YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA DANCE
I'M NOT GONNA LET
THAT'S WHY IT RHYMES.
YOU ARE THE BEST!
OH, GOD.
AH, HI THERE:
I'M JAKE PERALTA, NYPD.
MM-HMM.
GOT A BADGE?
WHAT?
D'OH, MY BADGE!
OH, GREAT:
IT'S GONE HORRIBLY WRONG!
I DON'T HAVE MY I.D.
I'M BEGGING YOU.
I CAN'T DO NOTHING FOR YOU.
DON'T SHUT IT.
DON'T SHUT THE WINDOW.
OH, LOOK AT THE VIEW
I DIDN'T KNOW
OW, OW, OW, OW.
AH.
NO!
NOOOO!
FREEZE!
DON'T MOVE!
OH, MY GOD.
TALK NOW!
HERE'S HOW
HALLOWEEN BET THAT WE MADE?
DON'T EVEN REMEMBER,
AND ISN'T THAT WHAT
IT'S REALLY ALL ABOUT?
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?
NO, I MADE A SWITCH:
THAT'S A FAKE.
NO.
THIS ONE'S A FAKE.
WHAT?
NO.
WHAT?
NO.
WHAT?
NO.
YOU WERE BEHIND ALL THIS?
BUT HOW?
I'VE BEEN PLANNING THIS THEFT
BUT I'VE BEEN
TO DO EVERYONE'S PAPERWORK,
AND STEAL YOUR WATCH?
YOU'RE EIGHT MINUTES LATE.
YOU'RE 14 MINUTES LATE.
YOU'RE THREE MINUTES EARLY...
ANYTHING?
ANYONE?
DUN-DUN-DUH!
YOU'RE ENJOYING THIS.
THOSE BEARS?
I CAN'T PULL MY HEAD OFF!
TO GET ON THE PARTY BUS?
PARTY BUS!
TOOT TOOT!
GET ON BOARD!
YOU DIDN'T LOOK
ROSA'S FELINE DANCING
HALLOWEEN!
IT WAS YOU IN THE MASK!
YOU SLY SON OF A BITCH!
SMASH MY CAR?
NO, IN FACT:
YOU CAN'T "WASH A CAR."
SO HOW'D YOU CONVINCE
THE WHOLE SQUAD TO BETRAY ME?
WHAT'D YOU OFFER THEM?
I'M NOT GONNA LIE,
HMM.
I BELIEVE I'M OWED
YES.
MM-HMM.
POLICE CAPTAIN/GENIUS:
I STARTED PLANNING NEXT YEAR'S
THEN YOU'RE ONLY
HEY.
DON'T LOOK SO SAD.
WITH "FLOCK OF DUM-DUMS."
WE'RE ALL GONNA PITCH IN
AND I'D LIKE TO VOLUNTEER
MM, A HARD PASS ON THAT:
IT'S TIME
TO DANCE!
MR. AND MRS.
I DID NOT AGREE TO THAT NAME!
[Salt-N-Pepa's Push It
playing]
- SHH.