1 00:00:02,505 --> 00:00:04,295 MORNING. 2 00:00:04,336 --> 00:00:05,834 WHO ARE THOSE FOR? 3 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:07,665 CAPTAIN HOLT'S UNCLE 4 00:00:05,875 --> 00:00:07,665 PASSED AWAY. 5 00:00:07,707 --> 00:00:10,163 THEY WEREN'T CLOSE, 6 00:00:07,707 --> 00:00:10,163 BUT I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING. 7 00:00:10,205 --> 00:00:11,661 INTERESTING. 8 00:00:11,703 --> 00:00:14,201 FLOWERS ARE A BOLD CHOICE, 9 00:00:11,703 --> 00:00:14,201 SANTIAGO, 10 00:00:14,243 --> 00:00:15,865 BUT I CAN STILL BEAT YOU. 11 00:00:15,907 --> 00:00:18,447 BEAT ME 12 00:00:15,907 --> 00:00:18,447 AT EXPRESSING CONDOLENCES? 13 00:00:18,489 --> 00:00:19,778 YUP, IT'S ON. 14 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,318 FLOWERS ARE A GIFT, 15 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:22,318 AND CAPTAIN HOLT HATES GIFTS. 16 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:25,065 I THINK A THOUGHTFUL EMAIL 17 00:00:22,360 --> 00:00:25,065 IS THE WAY TO GO HERE. 18 00:00:25,107 --> 00:00:28,479 "DEAR CAPTAIN, WE WERE ALL 19 00:00:25,107 --> 00:00:28,479 SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS." 20 00:00:28,521 --> 00:00:30,600 GROUP SENTIMENT, 21 00:00:28,521 --> 00:00:30,600 VERY MEANINGFUL. 22 00:00:30,642 --> 00:00:33,474 "PLEASE LET US KNOW IF THERE'S 23 00:00:30,642 --> 00:00:33,474 ANYTHING WE CAN DO." 24 00:00:33,516 --> 00:00:34,473 SELFLESS ACT. 25 00:00:34,515 --> 00:00:35,971 VERY RESPECTFUL. 26 00:00:36,012 --> 00:00:39,675 CORRECT, I AM THE KING 27 00:00:36,012 --> 00:00:39,675 OF RESPECTFULNESS, BITCHES! 28 00:00:39,716 --> 00:00:42,423 HEY, DID YOU SEND THAT FROM 29 00:00:39,716 --> 00:00:42,423 YOUR PERSONAL OR WORK ACCOUNT? 30 00:00:42,465 --> 00:00:43,963 PERSONAL... 31 00:00:42,465 --> 00:00:43,963 IT'S A PERSONAL MATTER 32 00:00:44,004 --> 00:00:46,294 INVOLVING A PERSONAL FRIEND 33 00:00:44,004 --> 00:00:46,294 AND HIS PERSONAL UNCLE. 34 00:00:46,336 --> 00:00:48,916 SO YOU REMEMBERED TO TURN OFF 35 00:00:46,336 --> 00:00:48,916 YOUR SIGNATURE, RIGHT? 36 00:00:48,958 --> 00:00:50,249 OH, NO. 37 00:00:52,828 --> 00:00:54,910 HEY, CAPTAIN, I JUST 38 00:00:52,828 --> 00:00:54,910 SENT YOU AN EMAIL, UH... 39 00:00:54,952 --> 00:00:57,740 "DEAR CAPTAIN, WE WERE ALL 40 00:00:54,952 --> 00:00:57,740 SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. 41 00:00:57,782 --> 00:00:59,531 "PLEASE LET US KNOW 42 00:00:57,782 --> 00:00:59,531 IF THERE'S ANYTHING WE CAN DO. 43 00:00:59,571 --> 00:01:02,111 SENT FROM MY STINKY BUTT." 44 00:01:02,153 --> 00:01:03,361 I WAS HACKED? 45 00:01:03,402 --> 00:01:05,774 THANK YOU FOR THE EMAIL. 46 00:01:03,402 --> 00:01:05,774 IT MEANS A LOT TO ME. 47 00:01:05,815 --> 00:01:07,647 YOU'RE VERY WELCOME. 48 00:01:07,688 --> 00:01:09,396 I WAS ADDRESSING 49 00:01:07,688 --> 00:01:09,396 YOUR STINKY BUTT. 50 00:01:29,418 --> 00:01:33,372 OKAY, GUYS, 51 00:01:29,418 --> 00:01:33,372 CAPTAIN AND I ARE GOING 52 00:01:33,414 --> 00:01:35,577 TO A CHARITY EVENT 53 00:01:33,414 --> 00:01:35,577 IN BRIGHTON BEACH. 54 00:01:35,577 --> 00:01:36,743 HAVE A GREAT THANKSGIVING. 55 00:01:36,784 --> 00:01:37,867 AHEM. 56 00:01:37,909 --> 00:01:39,283 SORRY, BOYLE. 57 00:01:37,909 --> 00:01:39,283 TURKEY DAY. 58 00:01:39,325 --> 00:01:40,614 ONCE SERGEANT JEFFORDS AND I 59 00:01:39,325 --> 00:01:40,614 ARE GONE, 60 00:01:40,655 --> 00:01:42,570 PERALTA WILL BE 61 00:01:40,655 --> 00:01:42,570 THE OFFICER IN COMMAND. 62 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:44,860 JAKE IN CHARGE. 63 00:01:42,570 --> 00:01:44,860 NO-LOOK FIVE. 64 00:01:44,902 --> 00:01:46,151 WHOO! 65 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:47,150 THAT'S NOT YOUR HAND. 66 00:01:47,192 --> 00:01:48,689 WAIT. 67 00:01:48,731 --> 00:01:50,272 IS THAT A HEALED-OVER 68 00:01:48,731 --> 00:01:50,272 EARRING HOLE? 69 00:01:50,314 --> 00:01:53,436 DO YOU HAVE A SCANDALOUS PAST? 70 00:01:53,559 --> 00:01:54,683 I WAS STABBED 71 00:01:53,559 --> 00:01:54,683 IN THE LINE OF DUTY. 72 00:01:54,725 --> 00:01:56,890 THE SCAR EXTENDS 73 00:01:54,725 --> 00:01:56,890 THROUGH THE LOBE INTO THE NECK. 74 00:01:56,931 --> 00:01:58,347 NO ONE LIKES IT 75 00:01:56,931 --> 00:01:58,347 WHEN YOU DO THAT. 76 00:01:58,389 --> 00:02:00,012 ANYWAY, THANK YOU FOR TAKING 77 00:01:58,389 --> 00:02:00,012 COMMAND OF THE PRECINCT 78 00:02:00,053 --> 00:02:01,011 OVER THE HOLIDAY. 79 00:02:01,052 --> 00:02:02,093 NOT A PROBLEM. 80 00:02:02,135 --> 00:02:03,757 AS YOU ALL KNOW, 81 00:02:02,135 --> 00:02:03,757 I HATE THANKSGIVING. 82 00:02:03,799 --> 00:02:06,629 THE PILGRIMS WERE MURDERERS, 83 00:02:03,799 --> 00:02:06,629 AND TURKEY TASTES LIKE NAPKINS. 84 00:02:06,671 --> 00:02:08,836 I JUST HOPE 85 00:02:06,671 --> 00:02:08,836 THAT NO AMYS FEEL BAD 86 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:11,001 THAT I WAS CHOSEN OVER AMY. 87 00:02:11,042 --> 00:02:13,622 ACTUALLY, CAPTAIN ASKED ME 88 00:02:11,042 --> 00:02:13,622 FIRST, BUT I HAD PLANS. 89 00:02:13,664 --> 00:02:16,204 TEDDY BREWED A THANKSGIVING 90 00:02:13,664 --> 00:02:16,204 PILSNER, AND IT'S BOTTLING DAY. 91 00:02:16,246 --> 00:02:17,203 BOTTLING DAY? 92 00:02:17,245 --> 00:02:18,411 WHY'D YOU COME IN AT ALL? 93 00:02:18,534 --> 00:02:19,992 AND FRANKLY, SIR, 94 00:02:18,534 --> 00:02:19,992 I'M A LITTLE HURT 95 00:02:20,033 --> 00:02:21,781 THAT I WASN'T YOUR TOP CHOICE 96 00:02:20,033 --> 00:02:21,781 TO BE IN CHARGE. 97 00:02:21,823 --> 00:02:23,072 I'D LIKE TO REMIND YOU 98 00:02:21,823 --> 00:02:23,072 OF WHAT HAPPENED 99 00:02:23,114 --> 00:02:24,820 WHEN I ASKED YOU TO RUN 100 00:02:23,114 --> 00:02:24,820 THE BLOOD DRIVE. 101 00:02:24,862 --> 00:02:27,775 SO I FORGOT TO PUT UP 102 00:02:24,862 --> 00:02:27,775 THE POSTERS, AND NO ONE CAME, 103 00:02:27,817 --> 00:02:30,522 BUT DON'T WORRY, 104 00:02:27,817 --> 00:02:30,522 BECAUSE I DONATED 5 PINTS 105 00:02:30,522 --> 00:02:33,853 ALL BY ME-SELF. 106 00:02:33,894 --> 00:02:35,352 IT'S ONE 12-HOUR SHIFT. 107 00:02:35,394 --> 00:02:36,558 WHAT ARE YOU AFRAID 108 00:02:35,394 --> 00:02:36,558 IS GONNA HAPPEN? 109 00:02:36,599 --> 00:02:38,639 INJURY, DEATH, 110 00:02:36,599 --> 00:02:38,639 GENERAL CALAMITY. 111 00:02:38,681 --> 00:02:40,347 JUST DON'T BURN THE PLACE DOWN. 112 00:02:40,389 --> 00:02:43,010 YOU CAN COUNT ON ME, SIR. 113 00:02:40,389 --> 00:02:43,010 HAPPY THANKSGIVING. 114 00:02:43,052 --> 00:02:45,882 TURKEY DAY. 115 00:02:43,052 --> 00:02:45,882 SORRY, BOYLE. 116 00:02:45,924 --> 00:02:47,382 I KNOW YOU'RE ALL LEAVING 117 00:02:45,924 --> 00:02:47,382 IN AN HOUR, 118 00:02:47,505 --> 00:02:49,255 BUT UNTIL THAT TIME, 119 00:02:47,505 --> 00:02:49,255 YOU'RE UNDER MY COMMAND. 120 00:02:49,296 --> 00:02:50,710 AND AS LEADER, 121 00:02:49,296 --> 00:02:50,710 IT IS MY JOB 122 00:02:50,752 --> 00:02:52,542 TO MAKE MY EMPLOYEES' LIVES 123 00:02:50,752 --> 00:02:52,542 BETTER, 124 00:02:52,583 --> 00:02:55,332 SO WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU? 125 00:02:52,583 --> 00:02:55,332 GINA? 126 00:02:55,374 --> 00:02:59,203 I WOULD LIKE TO ANSWER THE PHONE 127 00:02:55,374 --> 00:02:59,203 ALWAYS JUST LIKE, "EH-HEH?" 128 00:02:59,245 --> 00:03:00,826 DONE. CHARLES? 129 00:03:00,867 --> 00:03:03,697 LIFT THE PRECINCT-WIDE BAN ON ME 130 00:03:00,867 --> 00:03:03,697 SAYING THE WORD "SUCCULENT." 131 00:03:03,739 --> 00:03:04,738 DONE. 132 00:03:04,780 --> 00:03:06,071 I WANT TO WORK 133 00:03:04,780 --> 00:03:06,071 IN THE BREAK ROOM, 134 00:03:06,113 --> 00:03:07,153 SO I DON'T HAVE TO HEAR 135 00:03:06,113 --> 00:03:07,153 CHARLES SAY "SUCCULENT." 136 00:03:07,195 --> 00:03:08,734 DONE, DONE, 137 00:03:07,195 --> 00:03:08,734 DONE-ZEL WASHINGTON. 138 00:03:08,776 --> 00:03:09,942 IF SHE'S WORKING 139 00:03:08,776 --> 00:03:09,942 IN THE BREAK ROOM, 140 00:03:09,983 --> 00:03:11,731 CAN I MOVE MY NAP COUCH 141 00:03:09,983 --> 00:03:11,731 OUT INTO THE BULLPEN? 142 00:03:11,773 --> 00:03:13,189 BROOKS AND DONE. 143 00:03:13,231 --> 00:03:15,685 OH, SO YOUR PLAN IS TO NOT 144 00:03:13,231 --> 00:03:15,685 TAKE THIS SERIOUSLY AT ALL? 145 00:03:15,727 --> 00:03:17,102 OH, I AM AS SERIOUS 146 00:03:15,727 --> 00:03:17,102 AS A HEART ATTACK. 147 00:03:17,143 --> 00:03:18,101 NO OFFENSE, SCULLY. 148 00:03:18,142 --> 00:03:19,890 EH, MINE ARE NEVER 149 00:03:18,142 --> 00:03:19,890 THAT SERIOUS. 150 00:03:19,932 --> 00:03:20,931 I CALL 'EM "OOPSIES." 151 00:03:20,972 --> 00:03:22,305 YOU CAN'T JUST GRANT WISHES, 152 00:03:20,972 --> 00:03:22,305 JAKE. 153 00:03:22,347 --> 00:03:24,053 YOU'RE A BOSS, 154 00:03:22,347 --> 00:03:24,053 NOT A GENIE. 155 00:03:24,095 --> 00:03:25,509 I AM BOTH. 156 00:03:24,095 --> 00:03:25,509 I AM A BOSS-GENIE. 157 00:03:25,550 --> 00:03:28,216 AND THIS OFFICE IS MY LAMP. 158 00:03:25,550 --> 00:03:28,216 WHO LIKES ME BEING IN CHARGE? 159 00:03:29,713 --> 00:03:31,753 SUCCULENT. 160 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,834 THANKS FOR COMING 161 00:03:31,795 --> 00:03:33,834 TO THIS EVENT, SERGEANT. 162 00:03:33,876 --> 00:03:35,665 ALWAYS HAPPY TO SPEND TIME 163 00:03:33,876 --> 00:03:35,665 WITH YOU, SIR. 164 00:03:35,707 --> 00:03:37,165 THANK YOU. 165 00:03:37,207 --> 00:03:39,121 PLUS, THE LONGER I STAY OUT 166 00:03:37,207 --> 00:03:39,121 OF MY HOUSE TODAY, THE BETTER. 167 00:03:39,163 --> 00:03:41,659 MY BROTHER-IN-LAW ZEKE 168 00:03:39,163 --> 00:03:41,659 IS IN TOWN. 169 00:03:41,701 --> 00:03:44,075 OH, I REMEMBER ZEKE. 170 00:03:41,701 --> 00:03:44,075 LARGE GENTLEMAN. 171 00:03:44,116 --> 00:03:46,114 CALLS YOU TINY TERRY. 172 00:03:46,156 --> 00:03:49,568 ALSO TEENSY TERRY, 173 00:03:46,156 --> 00:03:49,568 TEENY-WEENY TERRY-BERRY, 174 00:03:49,610 --> 00:03:51,151 AND LI'L DUM-DUM. 175 00:03:51,193 --> 00:03:52,982 YOU KNOW, IT'S THE LACK 176 00:03:51,193 --> 00:03:52,982 OF EFFORT ON THAT LAST ONE 177 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:54,438 THAT REALLY GETS ME. 178 00:03:54,438 --> 00:03:57,312 YOU'RE A GROWN MAN, SERGEANT, 179 00:03:54,438 --> 00:03:57,312 STRONG LIKE AN OAK. 180 00:03:57,435 --> 00:03:58,809 THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD TREE. 181 00:03:58,851 --> 00:04:00,849 IT'S A MIGHTY TREE. 182 00:04:00,891 --> 00:04:03,429 SO WHY NOT STAND UP 183 00:04:00,891 --> 00:04:03,429 TO THIS ZEKE? 184 00:04:03,429 --> 00:04:05,594 I GET SO INTIMIDATED 185 00:04:03,429 --> 00:04:05,594 AROUND HIM. 186 00:04:07,467 --> 00:04:09,465 THANKS FOR THE SANDWICH, 187 00:04:07,467 --> 00:04:09,465 LI'L DUM-DUM. 188 00:04:11,256 --> 00:04:12,587 IF YOU WANTED TO GET 189 00:04:11,256 --> 00:04:12,587 OUT OF THE HOUSE, 190 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,128 WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST VOLUNTEER 191 00:04:12,628 --> 00:04:14,128 TO RUN THE PRECINCT 192 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:15,584 INSTEAD OF PERALTA? 193 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:17,540 I'D MUCH RATHER 194 00:04:15,625 --> 00:04:17,540 HAVE YOU IN CHARGE. 195 00:04:17,582 --> 00:04:20,289 DON'T WORRY ABOUT JAKE. 196 00:04:17,582 --> 00:04:20,289 HE'S GONNA DO GREAT. 197 00:04:20,412 --> 00:04:22,618 HE CAN BE VERY RESPONSIBLE. 198 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:24,160 OKAY, THE ELEVATOR DOOR 199 00:04:22,660 --> 00:04:24,160 IS THE GOAL. 200 00:04:24,201 --> 00:04:25,657 TRY AND SCORE ON ME. 201 00:04:27,697 --> 00:04:28,654 AH! 202 00:04:28,696 --> 00:04:29,778 YES! 203 00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:31,111 ALL RIGHT, IT'S NOON. 204 00:04:29,820 --> 00:04:31,111 WE'RE GOING HOME. 205 00:04:31,153 --> 00:04:32,442 SEE YOU LATER, BOSS-GENIE. 206 00:04:32,483 --> 00:04:34,108 SUCCULENT BOSSING, JAKEY. 207 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:36,980 I'M GONNA GO HOME 208 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:36,980 AND STUFF MY GOOSE. 209 00:04:37,979 --> 00:04:40,392 WAIT, BOYLE, POWDER. 210 00:04:37,979 --> 00:04:40,392 WHAT IS THAT POWDER? 211 00:04:40,392 --> 00:04:42,390 I DON'T KNOW. 212 00:04:40,392 --> 00:04:42,390 I DON'T KNOW, WHAT DO WE DO? 213 00:04:46,221 --> 00:04:48,676 OKAY, EVERYONE, 214 00:04:46,221 --> 00:04:48,676 WE ARE IN LOCKDOWN, 215 00:04:48,718 --> 00:04:51,548 WHICH MEANS NO ONE CAN COME 216 00:04:48,718 --> 00:04:51,548 IN OR OUT OF THE PRECINCT. 217 00:04:51,589 --> 00:04:53,754 NOW, APPARENTLY, 218 00:04:51,589 --> 00:04:53,754 THREE OTHER PRECINCTS RECEIVED 219 00:04:53,796 --> 00:04:54,837 SIMILAR PACKAGES THIS MONTH, 220 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,418 AND THEY WERE ALL 221 00:04:54,878 --> 00:04:56,418 BAKING POWDER. 222 00:04:56,459 --> 00:04:59,083 NEVERTHELESS, HAZMAT 223 00:04:56,459 --> 00:04:59,083 HAS TO RUN A QUICK TEST, 224 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:01,454 BUT I ANTICIPATE WE'LL ALL 225 00:04:59,125 --> 00:05:01,454 BE OUT OF HERE MOMENTARILY. 226 00:05:01,496 --> 00:05:04,785 IN THE MEANTIME, 227 00:05:01,496 --> 00:05:04,785 I SUGGEST WE TURN THIS LOCKDOWN 228 00:05:04,827 --> 00:05:06,741 INTO A POP-AND-LOCKDOWN. 229 00:05:06,783 --> 00:05:08,823 RIGHT? 230 00:05:06,783 --> 00:05:08,823 AM I RIGHT? 231 00:05:08,864 --> 00:05:10,239 HUH? 232 00:05:10,362 --> 00:05:13,069 OKAY, SO I'LL KEEP 233 00:05:10,362 --> 00:05:13,069 EVERYONE UPDATED, 234 00:05:13,111 --> 00:05:15,025 AND KEEP WORKING 235 00:05:13,111 --> 00:05:15,025 ON YOUR DANCE MOVES. 236 00:05:15,067 --> 00:05:18,231 JAKE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 237 00:05:15,067 --> 00:05:18,231 THIS IS A CRISIS. 238 00:05:18,354 --> 00:05:19,645 I'M TRYING TO KEEP MORALE UP, 239 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:21,726 BECAUSE HAZMAT SAID 240 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:21,726 IT'S ALMOST DEFINITELY A HOAX. 241 00:05:21,768 --> 00:05:23,891 ALMOST? 242 00:05:21,768 --> 00:05:23,891 WHAT IF IT'S ANTHRAX? 243 00:05:23,933 --> 00:05:26,638 WE ARE ALL 100% GONNA DIE! 244 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,054 GUYS! 245 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:28,054 YOU'RE FREAKING PEOPLE OUT. 246 00:05:28,096 --> 00:05:31,218 CAN YOU PLEASE CALM IT DOWN? 247 00:05:28,096 --> 00:05:31,218 WE'RE DOING FINE HERE. 248 00:05:31,341 --> 00:05:32,340 NOT HITCHCOCK. 249 00:05:32,382 --> 00:05:34,006 HE GOT TRAPPED 250 00:05:32,382 --> 00:05:34,006 OUT ON THE BALCONY. 251 00:05:34,048 --> 00:05:36,378 I DON'T LIKE HIM ALONE 252 00:05:34,048 --> 00:05:36,378 OUT THERE, NOT WITH HIS HISTORY. 253 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,002 I MEAN, WHAT IF HE 254 00:05:36,419 --> 00:05:38,002 GETS UP ON A LEDGE? 255 00:05:38,044 --> 00:05:39,500 WHAT, YOU THINK 256 00:05:38,044 --> 00:05:39,500 HE'S GONNA JUMP? 257 00:05:39,541 --> 00:05:40,999 NO, HE'S JUST ALWAYS 258 00:05:39,541 --> 00:05:40,999 FALLING OFF THINGS. 259 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,955 HE'S GOT A WORM LIVING IN HIS 260 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,955 EAR THAT AFFECTS HIS BALANCE. 261 00:05:43,996 --> 00:05:47,492 OH, WELL, THEN HE'S NOT 262 00:05:43,996 --> 00:05:47,492 TRULY ALONE OUT THERE, RIGHT? 263 00:05:47,533 --> 00:05:49,323 OKAY, I'M GONNA CALL HOLT. 264 00:05:47,533 --> 00:05:49,323 YOU WANT TO COME? 265 00:05:49,323 --> 00:05:50,530 YEAH. 266 00:05:49,323 --> 00:05:50,530 TOO BAD, YOU'RE NOT INVITED. 267 00:05:50,572 --> 00:05:52,654 I'M IN CHARGE. 268 00:05:50,572 --> 00:05:52,654 BYE! 269 00:05:52,695 --> 00:05:54,610 OKAY, KEEP ME POSTED. 270 00:05:54,652 --> 00:05:56,775 PERALTA SEEMS TO HAVE IT 271 00:05:54,652 --> 00:05:56,775 UNDER CONTROL. 272 00:05:56,816 --> 00:05:59,855 HE SAID THINGS WERE "DOPE." 273 00:05:59,897 --> 00:06:01,853 I WANT TO MONITOR 274 00:05:59,897 --> 00:06:01,853 THE SITUATION. 275 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:04,101 I NEED TO GET SOMEWHERE 276 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:04,101 WITH AN INTERNET CONNECTION 277 00:06:04,143 --> 00:06:06,514 AND A LANDLINE. 278 00:06:06,556 --> 00:06:09,055 YOU LIVE OUT HERE. 279 00:06:06,556 --> 00:06:09,055 DO YOU HAVE A HOME OFFICE? 280 00:06:09,096 --> 00:06:11,301 WELL, YEAH, BUT ZEKE IS 281 00:06:09,096 --> 00:06:11,301 IN THAT ROOM, AND... 282 00:06:11,301 --> 00:06:12,842 PERFECT. 283 00:06:11,301 --> 00:06:12,842 LET'S GO THERE. 284 00:06:12,884 --> 00:06:14,008 OR MY NEIGHBORS 285 00:06:12,884 --> 00:06:14,008 ARE OUT OF TOWN. 286 00:06:14,050 --> 00:06:16,588 WE COULD BREAK 287 00:06:14,050 --> 00:06:16,588 INTO THEIR PLACE. 288 00:06:16,630 --> 00:06:19,418 FINE, WE'LL GO TO MY HOUSE. 289 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:23,748 OR AS ZEKE CALLS IT, 290 00:06:19,460 --> 00:06:23,748 TINY TERRY'S HOBBIT HOLE. 291 00:06:23,789 --> 00:06:27,162 ALL RIGHT, SORRY FOR THE DELAY, 292 00:06:23,789 --> 00:06:27,162 BUT I HAVE SOME NEWS. 293 00:06:27,285 --> 00:06:29,950 I GOTTA SAY, 294 00:06:27,285 --> 00:06:29,950 YOUR HAZMAT SUIT IS SUPER SCARY. 295 00:06:29,992 --> 00:06:31,281 YOU SHOULD TALK 296 00:06:29,992 --> 00:06:31,281 IN A SILLY VOICE, 297 00:06:31,323 --> 00:06:32,488 SO YOU SEEM LESS TERRIFYING. 298 00:06:32,530 --> 00:06:33,863 WELL, WE RAN OUR TEST. 299 00:06:33,905 --> 00:06:35,319 SEE, EVEN THAT WOULD BE 300 00:06:33,905 --> 00:06:35,319 MUCH LESS OMINOUS 301 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,568 IF YOU JUST DID 302 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:36,568 A GROVER VOICE. 303 00:06:36,610 --> 00:06:38,274 WELL, WE RAN OUR TESTS. 304 00:06:38,274 --> 00:06:39,690 AND IT'S NOT BAKING POWDER. 305 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:40,898 THERE'S A CHANCE 306 00:06:39,732 --> 00:06:40,898 IT'S TOXIC. 307 00:06:40,939 --> 00:06:42,520 WHAT? 308 00:06:47,017 --> 00:06:48,472 WE KNOW IT'S NOT BAKING POWDER. 309 00:06:47,017 --> 00:06:48,472 WHAT IS IT? 310 00:06:48,514 --> 00:06:50,888 WE DON'T KNOW YET, SIR, 311 00:06:48,514 --> 00:06:50,888 BUT WE ARE... 312 00:06:50,929 --> 00:06:52,635 SIR, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE TO BE 313 00:06:50,929 --> 00:06:52,635 BELOW EYE LEVEL, 314 00:06:52,677 --> 00:06:54,717 SO I'M GONNA HOLD YOU UP. 315 00:06:54,758 --> 00:06:56,965 OKAY, YOU DO LOOK GOOD 316 00:06:54,758 --> 00:06:56,965 IN AMY'S PURPLE SHIRT. 317 00:06:57,007 --> 00:06:58,254 ANYWAYS, IT'S THANKSGIVING, 318 00:06:58,296 --> 00:07:00,919 SO THE EMERGENCY SERVICES LAB 319 00:06:58,296 --> 00:07:00,919 IS CLOSED. 320 00:07:00,961 --> 00:07:02,667 THEY'RE GONNA REOPEN THEM, 321 00:07:00,961 --> 00:07:02,667 BUT IT'LL BE AT LEAST FIVE HOURS 322 00:07:02,709 --> 00:07:04,456 TILL THEY CAN RUN 323 00:07:02,709 --> 00:07:04,456 DETAILED TESTS. 324 00:07:04,498 --> 00:07:05,914 BOYLE, STATUS REPORT? 325 00:07:05,956 --> 00:07:07,453 WE'RE LOCKED DOWN 326 00:07:05,956 --> 00:07:07,453 WITH 42 CIVILIANS, 327 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:09,036 DIVIDED INTO FOUR FACTIONS. 328 00:07:09,078 --> 00:07:11,783 FIRST, WE HAVE 12 PERPS 329 00:07:09,078 --> 00:07:11,783 LOCKED UP IN HOLDING. 330 00:07:11,825 --> 00:07:13,823 OKAY, WE WILL CALL THEM 331 00:07:11,825 --> 00:07:13,823 THE DIRTY DOZEN. 332 00:07:13,865 --> 00:07:15,279 OH, I LOVE IT. 333 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,820 SECOND FACTION 334 00:07:15,320 --> 00:07:16,820 IS THE INNOCENT PEOPLE 335 00:07:16,862 --> 00:07:18,359 WHO JUST HAD THE BAD LUCK 336 00:07:16,862 --> 00:07:18,359 OF BEING HERE, 337 00:07:18,401 --> 00:07:20,109 SOME WITNESSES, 338 00:07:18,401 --> 00:07:20,109 SOME MUGGING VICTIMS, 339 00:07:20,232 --> 00:07:21,773 COUPLE FOOD DELIVERY GUYS. 340 00:07:21,815 --> 00:07:24,436 GREAT, WE'LL REFER TO THEM 341 00:07:21,815 --> 00:07:24,436 AS THE NORMIES. 342 00:07:24,478 --> 00:07:26,768 YOUR SNITCHES, YOUR SUSPECTS, 343 00:07:26,810 --> 00:07:28,933 COUPLE OF GANG MEMBERS 344 00:07:26,810 --> 00:07:28,933 HERE TO PICK UP THEIR FRIENDS. 345 00:07:28,975 --> 00:07:30,264 PERMISSION TO GIVE THEM 346 00:07:28,975 --> 00:07:30,264 A NICKNAME, SIR? 347 00:07:30,305 --> 00:07:31,263 PERMISSION GRANTED. 348 00:07:31,304 --> 00:07:32,387 THE NAUGHTY BOYS. 349 00:07:32,428 --> 00:07:33,719 PERMISSION DENIED. 350 00:07:33,761 --> 00:07:35,425 WE WILL REFER TO THEM 351 00:07:33,761 --> 00:07:35,425 EXCLUSIVELY 352 00:07:35,467 --> 00:07:36,633 AS THE DOINKMEISTERS. 353 00:07:36,675 --> 00:07:37,632 WAY BETTER. 354 00:07:37,674 --> 00:07:39,463 THE LAST FACTION IS THE WORST, 355 00:07:39,505 --> 00:07:40,587 SIX LAWYERS. 356 00:07:40,629 --> 00:07:41,878 UGH, 357 00:07:40,629 --> 00:07:41,878 YOU KNOW WHAT, 358 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,292 I'M JUST GONNA CALL THEM 359 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:43,292 THE VEGETABLE MEDLEY, 360 00:07:43,334 --> 00:07:45,249 BECAUSE THAT'S THE GROSSEST 361 00:07:43,334 --> 00:07:45,249 THING I CAN THINK OF. 362 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:46,832 SO WHAT'S THE PLAN? 363 00:07:46,873 --> 00:07:49,245 SIR, I THINK WE SHOULD 364 00:07:46,873 --> 00:07:49,245 SEPARATE THE FACTIONS, 365 00:07:49,286 --> 00:07:50,577 SO WE DON'T BECOME 366 00:07:49,286 --> 00:07:50,577 OUTNUMBERED. 367 00:07:50,619 --> 00:07:52,200 WE SHOULD START RATIONING 368 00:07:50,619 --> 00:07:52,200 THE FOOD NOW, 369 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:53,908 AND WE SHOULD TELL PEOPLE 370 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:53,908 THAT WE'RE IN FOR A LONG NIGHT, 371 00:07:53,950 --> 00:07:55,948 BECAUSE THE SUBSTANCE 372 00:07:53,950 --> 00:07:55,948 IS NOT BAKING POWDER. 373 00:07:55,989 --> 00:07:57,821 WHOA, WHOA, THAT'S JUST GONNA 374 00:07:55,989 --> 00:07:57,821 FREAK EVERYONE OUT. 375 00:07:57,862 --> 00:07:59,735 WE WANT PEOPLE TO BE 376 00:07:57,862 --> 00:07:59,735 HAPPY AND CALM. 377 00:07:59,777 --> 00:08:01,733 WE SHOULD PLAY THEM SADE. 378 00:08:01,775 --> 00:08:03,606 KEEPING THE PEACE IS IMPORTANT. 379 00:08:03,648 --> 00:08:05,064 I'M NOT THERE 380 00:08:03,648 --> 00:08:05,064 TO READ THE SITUATION, 381 00:08:05,187 --> 00:08:08,559 BUT... AND I CAN'T BELIEVE 382 00:08:05,187 --> 00:08:08,559 I'M ACTUALLY SAYING THIS... 383 00:08:08,601 --> 00:08:12,722 I DID LEAVE PERALTA IN CHARGE, 384 00:08:08,601 --> 00:08:12,722 SO CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. 385 00:08:12,764 --> 00:08:14,386 OH, SIR, ONE OTHER THING, 386 00:08:14,428 --> 00:08:16,176 HITCHCOCK GOT TRAPPED 387 00:08:14,428 --> 00:08:16,176 OUT ON THE BALCONY. 388 00:08:16,176 --> 00:08:17,509 GOOD, SOUNDS LIKE 389 00:08:16,176 --> 00:08:17,509 WE DODGED A BULLET THERE. 390 00:08:17,550 --> 00:08:19,340 YEAH. 391 00:08:19,381 --> 00:08:20,631 WELL, THAT'S SETTLED. 392 00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:21,755 DIAZ, SANTIAGO, 393 00:08:20,672 --> 00:08:21,755 I WANT YOU OUT THERE WITH ME, 394 00:08:21,797 --> 00:08:22,921 KEEPING PEOPLE'S MORALE UP. 395 00:08:22,962 --> 00:08:24,668 BOYLE, YOU GO 396 00:08:22,962 --> 00:08:24,668 THROUGH SECURITY FOOTAGE 397 00:08:24,710 --> 00:08:26,917 AND SEE IF YOU CAN SEE 398 00:08:24,710 --> 00:08:26,917 WHO BROUGHT IN THAT BOX. 399 00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:28,414 OKAY, BUT, I MEAN, I THOUGHT 400 00:08:26,958 --> 00:08:28,414 SINCE YOU WERE IN CHARGE, 401 00:08:28,456 --> 00:08:30,621 MAYBE I COULD BE YOUR RIGHT-HAND 402 00:08:28,456 --> 00:08:30,621 MAN, YOUR TINKER BELL. 403 00:08:30,662 --> 00:08:31,870 TINKER BELL? 404 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,201 LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING 405 00:08:31,912 --> 00:08:33,201 ABOUT TINKER BELL. 406 00:08:33,242 --> 00:08:35,157 TINKER BELL IS 407 00:08:33,242 --> 00:08:35,157 A LOYAL LIEUTENANT 408 00:08:35,199 --> 00:08:37,155 AND A REAL THORN 409 00:08:35,199 --> 00:08:37,155 IN THE SIDE OF CAPTAIN HOOK. 410 00:08:37,155 --> 00:08:38,404 FINE, DONE, 411 00:08:37,155 --> 00:08:38,404 YOU'RE MY NUMBER TWO. 412 00:08:38,446 --> 00:08:40,194 YES! 413 00:08:38,446 --> 00:08:40,194 I MADE NUMBER TWO. 414 00:08:40,235 --> 00:08:43,026 I HEAR IT. 415 00:08:40,235 --> 00:08:43,026 WHY WOULD I EVER SAY THAT? 416 00:08:43,149 --> 00:08:45,272 THANK YOU. 417 00:08:45,314 --> 00:08:46,688 I GOT AHOLD OF E.S.U. 418 00:08:46,730 --> 00:08:49,020 THE LAB TECH IS EN ROUTE 419 00:08:46,730 --> 00:08:49,020 FROM HIS HOME IN NEW JERSEY. 420 00:08:49,143 --> 00:08:52,474 SERGEANT, IS THERE ANY WAY 421 00:08:49,143 --> 00:08:52,474 YOU CAN REPLACE THIS LARGE BALL 422 00:08:52,515 --> 00:08:54,847 WITH A CHAIR THAT IS 423 00:08:52,515 --> 00:08:54,847 ACTUALLY A CHAIR? 424 00:08:54,889 --> 00:08:56,803 I'M SORRY, SIR, 425 00:08:54,889 --> 00:08:56,803 THAT'S ALL I'VE GOT. 426 00:08:56,845 --> 00:08:58,384 BUT IT'S GOOD FOR YOUR CORE. 427 00:08:58,426 --> 00:09:00,507 YES. 428 00:08:58,426 --> 00:09:00,507 MY CORE, IT'S ENGAGED. 429 00:09:00,549 --> 00:09:02,338 I WOULDN'T TAKE FITNESS TIPS 430 00:09:02,380 --> 00:09:03,755 FROM THIS SHRIMP. 431 00:09:03,796 --> 00:09:06,710 SIR, YOU REMEMBER 432 00:09:03,796 --> 00:09:06,710 MY BROTHER-IN-LAW, ZEKE? 433 00:09:06,752 --> 00:09:08,166 YES, HELLO. 434 00:09:06,752 --> 00:09:08,166 HEY. 435 00:09:08,207 --> 00:09:10,664 WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GAME 436 00:09:08,207 --> 00:09:10,664 I WAS DVR-ING? 437 00:09:10,706 --> 00:09:12,287 I WAS RECORDING IT 438 00:09:10,706 --> 00:09:12,287 FOR LATER. 439 00:09:12,328 --> 00:09:14,368 WELL, THE CAPTAIN WANTED 440 00:09:12,328 --> 00:09:14,368 TO HAVE THE NEWS ON, 441 00:09:14,410 --> 00:09:16,825 SO I STOPPED THE RECORDING. 442 00:09:16,867 --> 00:09:18,656 WELL, THE GAME WAS 443 00:09:16,867 --> 00:09:18,656 A BLOWOUT ANYWAY. 444 00:09:18,698 --> 00:09:21,737 I MEAN EVERYONE DIED. 445 00:09:18,698 --> 00:09:21,737 SPORTS ARE CANCELED. 446 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:25,190 YOU BETTER HOPE 447 00:09:21,778 --> 00:09:25,190 THAT'S TRUE. 448 00:09:26,231 --> 00:09:27,939 GOOD, HE'S GONE. 449 00:09:27,981 --> 00:09:30,561 NOW, LET'S GET SERIOUS 450 00:09:27,981 --> 00:09:30,561 AND FOCUS UP. 451 00:09:32,851 --> 00:09:35,139 JUST TRYING TO GET 452 00:09:32,851 --> 00:09:35,139 TO THE PRINTER. 453 00:09:36,221 --> 00:09:38,261 HEY, HEY, HEY, PEOPLE. 454 00:09:38,302 --> 00:09:40,926 HOW ABOUT EVERYONE COME ON, 455 00:09:38,302 --> 00:09:40,926 BRING IT IN HERE, GATHER AROUND? 456 00:09:40,968 --> 00:09:43,381 SO HOW WE ALL HOLDING UP? 457 00:09:43,423 --> 00:09:45,838 NOT GOOD. 458 00:09:43,423 --> 00:09:45,838 WE'RE TRAPPED ON THANKSGIVING. 459 00:09:45,879 --> 00:09:46,837 WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN? 460 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,084 OKAY, GREAT, 461 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:48,084 FIRST OFF, 462 00:09:48,126 --> 00:09:49,583 HAPPY THANKSGIVING, EVERYONE. 463 00:09:49,625 --> 00:09:51,081 SHOUT-OUT TO TURKEY. 464 00:09:51,081 --> 00:09:52,288 WHOO-WHOO! 465 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,370 THANK YOU. 466 00:09:52,330 --> 00:09:54,370 ALL RIGHT, SO HERE'S THE DEAL. 467 00:09:54,412 --> 00:09:56,618 WE ARE STILL AWAITING 468 00:09:54,412 --> 00:09:56,618 THE INITIAL TEST RESULTS, 469 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:57,951 BUT HOPEFULLY, 470 00:09:56,660 --> 00:09:57,951 WE'LL HEAR SOON 471 00:09:58,074 --> 00:09:59,573 THAT IT'S ALL HARMLESS 472 00:09:58,074 --> 00:09:59,573 AND WE CAN ALL GO HOME SOON. 473 00:09:59,615 --> 00:10:00,572 YOU'RE DOING A GREAT... 474 00:10:00,614 --> 00:10:01,988 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 475 00:10:02,028 --> 00:10:03,653 I'M WHISPERING IN YOUR EAR. 476 00:10:02,028 --> 00:10:03,653 IT'S WHAT A NUMBER TWO DOES. 477 00:10:03,695 --> 00:10:05,067 IT WAS WAY TOO CLOSE. 478 00:10:05,109 --> 00:10:06,400 CAN YOU SAY IT QUIETLY 479 00:10:05,109 --> 00:10:06,400 TO ME, PLEASE? 480 00:10:06,441 --> 00:10:08,648 THIS IS GOING REALLY WELL. 481 00:10:08,690 --> 00:10:10,854 OKAY. 482 00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:12,977 AT ANY RATE, I FIGURED 483 00:10:10,896 --> 00:10:12,977 WE COULD PASS THE TIME 484 00:10:13,017 --> 00:10:15,099 AND DO SOMETHING FUN, 485 00:10:13,017 --> 00:10:15,099 MAYBE A MOVIE NIGHT. 486 00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:18,680 OUR OPTIONS ARE A BOOTLEG COPY 487 00:10:15,140 --> 00:10:18,680 OF THE DIANE KEATON CLASSIC, 488 00:10:18,721 --> 00:10:19,804 SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE. 489 00:10:19,845 --> 00:10:20,928 MOVIE'S HILARIOUS. 490 00:10:20,969 --> 00:10:21,927 OKAY, SURPRISING OPINION. 491 00:10:21,968 --> 00:10:23,174 WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT LATER. 492 00:10:23,216 --> 00:10:25,714 AND OUR SECOND OPTION 493 00:10:23,216 --> 00:10:25,714 IS SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE 494 00:10:25,756 --> 00:10:27,253 OF DETECTIVE AMY SANTIAGO 495 00:10:25,756 --> 00:10:27,253 SOLICITING DRUGS 496 00:10:27,295 --> 00:10:28,628 USING PERFECT GRAMMAR. 497 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,918 IT'S NOT THAT WEIRD TO SAY, 498 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,918 "MAY I HAVE SOME COCAINE?" 499 00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:32,997 IT IS. 500 00:10:30,959 --> 00:10:32,997 THOSE OPTIONS SUCK. 501 00:10:33,039 --> 00:10:35,371 FAIR ENOUGH, WHY DON'T WE HAVE 502 00:10:33,039 --> 00:10:35,371 A TALENT SHOW THEN? 503 00:10:35,412 --> 00:10:36,703 WHO HAS A SPECIAL TALENT? 504 00:10:36,745 --> 00:10:38,368 OH, I JUST LEARNED 505 00:10:36,745 --> 00:10:38,368 THE SINGLE LADIES DANCE. 506 00:10:38,409 --> 00:10:39,867 HEY! YES! 507 00:10:41,156 --> 00:10:42,614 PEOPLE LOVE IT. 508 00:10:42,656 --> 00:10:45,444 LOOK AT THAT, TWO PAINTED LADIES 509 00:10:42,656 --> 00:10:45,444 JUST JOINED IN. 510 00:10:45,486 --> 00:10:46,860 YOU GOT TO ADMIT, 511 00:10:46,902 --> 00:10:49,857 BOYLE REALLY KNOWS 512 00:10:46,902 --> 00:10:49,857 HOW TO MOVE HIS PELVIS. 513 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,772 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS 514 00:10:49,899 --> 00:10:51,772 ONE OF THE LAST THINGS 515 00:10:51,813 --> 00:10:53,728 I'M EVER GONNA SEE. 516 00:10:53,770 --> 00:10:55,100 ACTUALLY, WITH ANTHRAX, 517 00:10:53,770 --> 00:10:55,100 THE LAST THINGS YOU'LL SEE 518 00:10:55,142 --> 00:11:00,054 WILL BE DOCTOR, BLOOD, DOCTOR, 519 00:10:55,142 --> 00:11:00,054 PUS, SCAB, NOTHING. 520 00:11:00,095 --> 00:11:01,219 WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT? 521 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,302 'CAUSE YOU'RE BEING 522 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,302 MELODRAMATIC, 523 00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:03,301 SO I'M MAKING FUN OF YOU. 524 00:11:02,344 --> 00:11:03,301 FINE. 525 00:11:03,343 --> 00:11:04,800 I'M WRITING YOU 526 00:11:03,343 --> 00:11:04,800 OUT OF MY WILL. 527 00:11:04,842 --> 00:11:08,546 SAY GOOD-BYE TO MY SCULPTURE 528 00:11:04,842 --> 00:11:08,546 OF TWO "JAG-U-ARS" MAKING LOVE. 529 00:11:08,588 --> 00:11:11,418 WHOO! 530 00:11:08,588 --> 00:11:11,418 THIS IS WHY I BECAME A COP. 531 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:13,791 REALLY? 532 00:11:11,460 --> 00:11:13,791 PEOPLE LOVE THE TALENT SHOW. 533 00:11:13,833 --> 00:11:15,331 LAWYER GUY'S DOING STAND-UP. 534 00:11:15,372 --> 00:11:17,037 HE'S GOT REALLY GOOD MATERIAL. 535 00:11:15,372 --> 00:11:17,037 OH. 536 00:11:17,078 --> 00:11:19,243 THERE ARE TWO JOBS 537 00:11:17,078 --> 00:11:19,243 WHERE YOU HAVE TOTAL CONTROL 538 00:11:19,285 --> 00:11:22,115 PRESIDENT OF A COUNTRY 539 00:11:22,157 --> 00:11:24,071 AND CLEANING LADY. 540 00:11:25,362 --> 00:11:27,694 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GAVE 541 00:11:25,362 --> 00:11:27,694 THE MOB A MEGAPHONE. 542 00:11:27,736 --> 00:11:30,107 OKAY, FIRST OF ALL, 543 00:11:27,736 --> 00:11:30,107 WE DIDN'T HAVE A MIC, 544 00:11:30,149 --> 00:11:31,732 AND SECOND, 545 00:11:30,149 --> 00:11:31,732 IT'S NOT A MOB. 546 00:11:31,773 --> 00:11:33,978 IT'S A HAPPY GROUP 547 00:11:31,773 --> 00:11:33,978 OF UNLIKELY FRIENDS. 548 00:11:33,978 --> 00:11:35,311 MAYBE NOT SO HAPPY. 549 00:11:35,352 --> 00:11:37,559 PEOPLE ARE STARTING 550 00:11:35,352 --> 00:11:37,559 TO GET HUNGRY. 551 00:11:37,601 --> 00:11:39,307 OH. 552 00:11:37,601 --> 00:11:39,307 OKAY, NOT A PROBLEM. 553 00:11:39,348 --> 00:11:41,555 LET'S GET THEM 554 00:11:39,348 --> 00:11:41,555 SOME FOOD. 555 00:11:41,597 --> 00:11:43,678 VOILA, 556 00:11:41,597 --> 00:11:43,678 A THANKSGIVING FEAST 557 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,966 FROM THE TWO DELIVERY GUYS 558 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,966 WHO ARE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH US, 559 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:48,548 AND PAID FOR BY ME 560 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:48,548 WITH BOYLE'S MONEY. 561 00:11:48,590 --> 00:11:49,962 PUT IT ON THE TAB. 562 00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:52,085 WHAT ABOUT ME? 563 00:11:52,127 --> 00:11:54,083 UH, I GUESS 564 00:11:52,127 --> 00:11:54,083 I COULD HAVE A FRIEND 565 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:56,164 THROW SOME PRETZELS UP TO YOU 566 00:11:54,125 --> 00:11:56,164 FROM THE STREET? 567 00:11:56,206 --> 00:11:57,372 AND SODA TOO? 568 00:11:57,414 --> 00:11:59,952 FINE, I'LL HAVE SOMEONE 569 00:11:57,414 --> 00:11:59,952 BLINDLY THROW 570 00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:01,950 ICE-COLD METAL CANS OF SODA 571 00:11:59,952 --> 00:12:01,950 AT YOU. 572 00:12:03,366 --> 00:12:05,614 JAKE, I KNOW YOU THINK 573 00:12:03,366 --> 00:12:05,614 THIS IS GOING WELL, 574 00:12:05,656 --> 00:12:07,696 BUT YOU CAN'T KEEP PUTTING OUT 575 00:12:05,656 --> 00:12:07,696 FIRES AS THEY COME UP. 576 00:12:07,737 --> 00:12:09,485 YOU NEED TO SET DOWN 577 00:12:07,737 --> 00:12:09,485 SOME RULES. 578 00:12:09,527 --> 00:12:10,983 IT'S FINE. 579 00:12:09,527 --> 00:12:10,983 EVERYONE IS HAPPY. 580 00:12:11,024 --> 00:12:12,649 NOW WE JUST COAST 581 00:12:11,024 --> 00:12:12,649 TO THE ALL-CLEAR. 582 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:15,145 WE'RE FREEZING IN HERE! 583 00:12:12,691 --> 00:12:15,145 WE WANT HEAT! 584 00:12:15,187 --> 00:12:16,977 WE WANT HEAT! 585 00:12:17,018 --> 00:12:18,643 WE WANT HEAT! 586 00:12:18,685 --> 00:12:21,765 (all) 587 00:12:18,685 --> 00:12:21,765 WE WANT HEAT! WE WANT HEAT! 588 00:12:21,807 --> 00:12:22,929 WHAT? 589 00:12:22,929 --> 00:12:24,220 I'M GLAD I GAVE THEM 590 00:12:22,929 --> 00:12:24,220 THE MEGAPHONE. 591 00:12:24,262 --> 00:12:25,636 IT HELPS ME 592 00:12:24,262 --> 00:12:25,636 HEAR THEIR CONCERNS. 593 00:12:25,678 --> 00:12:27,467 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 594 00:12:27,509 --> 00:12:30,921 I NEED TO GO FIND 595 00:12:27,509 --> 00:12:30,921 A COUPLE BAGS... OF HEAT. 596 00:12:34,418 --> 00:12:36,208 CHARLES AND I ARRESTED A GUY 597 00:12:34,418 --> 00:12:36,208 A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO 598 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:37,997 THAT WAS SELLING 599 00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:37,997 KNOCK-OFF DESIGNER COATS. 600 00:12:38,039 --> 00:12:39,372 WE JUST GOTTA FIND 601 00:12:38,039 --> 00:12:39,372 THE BOX THEY'RE IN, 602 00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:41,245 AND EVERYONE WILL BE 603 00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:41,245 WARM AND HAPPY. 604 00:12:41,286 --> 00:12:42,744 YOU CAN'T LET THEM 605 00:12:41,286 --> 00:12:42,744 GANG UP ON YOU. 606 00:12:42,786 --> 00:12:43,950 YOU NEED TO MAN UP. 607 00:12:43,991 --> 00:12:46,156 MAN UP? 608 00:12:43,991 --> 00:12:46,156 SEXIST. 609 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:49,070 I'M SORRY, 610 00:12:46,198 --> 00:12:49,070 BUT I DON'T SEE GENDER, SIR. 611 00:12:49,111 --> 00:12:50,486 TELL THEM THE TRUTH 612 00:12:49,111 --> 00:12:50,486 ABOUT THE POWDER, 613 00:12:50,528 --> 00:12:52,317 TELL THEM THAT 614 00:12:50,528 --> 00:12:52,317 THEY'RE GONNA BE HERE AWHILE, 615 00:12:52,359 --> 00:12:53,566 AND TELL THEM 616 00:12:52,359 --> 00:12:53,566 THAT THEY MIGHT HAVE TO BE 617 00:12:53,608 --> 00:12:54,897 A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE. 618 00:12:54,939 --> 00:12:57,894 UNCOMFORTABLE BECAUSE OF HOW 619 00:12:54,939 --> 00:12:57,894 AMAZING I LOOK IN THIS? 620 00:12:59,685 --> 00:13:01,308 ZEKE, I'M SORRY, 621 00:12:59,685 --> 00:13:01,308 BUT CAPTAIN THINKS 622 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:03,515 WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO USE 623 00:13:01,350 --> 00:13:03,515 YOUR ROOM FOR A LITTLE LONGER. 624 00:13:03,556 --> 00:13:04,514 NO PROBLEM. 625 00:13:04,555 --> 00:13:06,512 REALLY? 626 00:13:04,555 --> 00:13:06,512 YEAH, I FEEL YOU. 627 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,882 I GOT A BOSS THAT'S A JERK 628 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:09,882 LIKE THAT TOO. 629 00:13:09,882 --> 00:13:11,465 RIGHT. 630 00:13:11,507 --> 00:13:12,506 THE CAPTAIN'S THE WORST. 631 00:13:12,547 --> 00:13:16,043 SOMETIMES, I CALL HIM 632 00:13:12,547 --> 00:13:16,043 HOLT THE DOLT. 633 00:13:16,084 --> 00:13:18,208 THAT'S COLD. 634 00:13:18,249 --> 00:13:19,624 STAY TOUGH, BROTHER. 635 00:13:19,665 --> 00:13:21,497 BROTHER? 636 00:13:21,538 --> 00:13:24,410 BROTHER. 637 00:13:21,538 --> 00:13:24,410 I WILL, BROTHER. 638 00:13:24,452 --> 00:13:25,409 ALL RIGHT. 639 00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:27,324 TALK TO YOU LATER, BROTHER. 640 00:13:27,365 --> 00:13:29,071 SEE YOU, BROTHER. 641 00:13:29,113 --> 00:13:30,738 BYE, BROTHER. 642 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:36,064 OKAY, I HAVE FINISHED 643 00:13:32,360 --> 00:13:36,064 MY LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT. 644 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:39,187 TO ROSA, 645 00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:39,187 I LEAVE YOU NOTHING. 646 00:13:39,228 --> 00:13:40,352 PASS. 647 00:13:40,394 --> 00:13:41,602 YOU CAN'T PASS 648 00:13:40,394 --> 00:13:41,602 ON ME LEAVING YOU NOTHING. 649 00:13:41,643 --> 00:13:42,642 JUST DID. 650 00:13:42,684 --> 00:13:44,265 NOT TODAY, ROSA. 651 00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:48,052 TO CHARLES, I LEAVE YOU 652 00:13:44,307 --> 00:13:48,052 THE MEMORIES OF MY SUPPLE FORM. 653 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:51,717 I'M REMINDING EVERYONE 654 00:13:48,094 --> 00:13:51,717 OF MY EMBARRASSING SEXUAL PAST 655 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,548 'CAUSE I'M HOPING 656 00:13:51,840 --> 00:13:53,548 IT'S THE ACT OF CHARITY 657 00:13:53,590 --> 00:13:55,045 THAT GETS ME INTO HEAVEN. 658 00:13:55,087 --> 00:13:56,545 WHY IS SHE TALKING 659 00:13:55,087 --> 00:13:56,545 ABOUT HEAVEN? 660 00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:58,543 IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG HERE 661 00:13:56,587 --> 00:13:58,543 WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT? 662 00:13:58,585 --> 00:14:00,583 NO, NO, NO! 663 00:13:58,585 --> 00:14:00,583 SHE'S JUST BEING A FUNNY WEIRDO. 664 00:14:00,624 --> 00:14:01,582 EVERYTHING'S FINE. 665 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,288 MORE IMPORTANTLY, 666 00:14:01,623 --> 00:14:03,288 I WAS NOT ABLE 667 00:14:03,329 --> 00:14:05,826 TO FIND ANY "HEAT" 668 00:14:03,329 --> 00:14:05,826 BECAUSE IT'S MORE OF A CONCEPT, 669 00:14:05,868 --> 00:14:07,576 BUT WE DID FIND 670 00:14:05,868 --> 00:14:07,576 THESE BEAUTIES. 671 00:14:07,617 --> 00:14:10,322 THEY'RE ALL FAUX FUR 672 00:14:07,617 --> 00:14:10,322 AND ALL THE BEST BRANDS. 673 00:14:10,364 --> 00:14:14,110 WE'VE GOT CHANELB, GRUCCI, 674 00:14:10,364 --> 00:14:14,110 STELLA MCCARKEYS. 675 00:14:14,152 --> 00:14:15,609 I WANT THE ONE WITH THE MUFF. 676 00:14:15,651 --> 00:14:17,566 GREAT CHOICE, SIR, BUT THERE'S 677 00:14:15,651 --> 00:14:17,566 ACTUALLY ONLY FIVE COATS, 678 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,063 SO WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO 679 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:19,063 FIGURE OUT A WAY TO SHARE THEM. 680 00:14:19,105 --> 00:14:20,894 I WAS THINKING MAYBE 681 00:14:19,105 --> 00:14:20,894 A TRIVIA CONTEST. 682 00:14:20,936 --> 00:14:22,809 SCREW THE COATS. 683 00:14:20,936 --> 00:14:22,809 I WANT MORE FOOD. 684 00:14:22,809 --> 00:14:24,267 INTERESTING FACT THERE... 685 00:14:22,809 --> 00:14:24,267 IT TURNS OUT 686 00:14:24,308 --> 00:14:27,347 THE ONE-TIME-ONLY FEAST 687 00:14:24,308 --> 00:14:27,347 WAS ALL THE FOOD THAT WE HAD. 688 00:14:27,389 --> 00:14:29,470 WHAT? 689 00:14:27,389 --> 00:14:29,470 YOU DIDN'T RATION THE FOOD? 690 00:14:29,512 --> 00:14:30,968 I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE 691 00:14:29,512 --> 00:14:30,968 AND STARVE. 692 00:14:31,009 --> 00:14:32,259 IT'S THANKSGIVING. 693 00:14:31,009 --> 00:14:32,259 YOU SAID IT WAS A HOAX. 694 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,215 WE'RE ONLY HERE 695 00:14:32,300 --> 00:14:34,215 BECAUSE OF SOME DUMB PROTOCOL. 696 00:14:34,257 --> 00:14:37,212 I'M LEAVING. 697 00:14:34,257 --> 00:14:37,212 I'M WALKING OUT THAT DOOR. 698 00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:38,876 JAKE, YOU HAVE 699 00:14:37,254 --> 00:14:38,876 TO ARREST HIM. 700 00:14:38,918 --> 00:14:40,209 NO, IT'LL ONLY 701 00:14:38,918 --> 00:14:40,209 MAKE THINGS WORSE. 702 00:14:40,251 --> 00:14:42,207 LOOK, WE'RE DOING THIS MY WAY. 703 00:14:40,251 --> 00:14:42,207 I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW! 704 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,996 THAT TOTALLY SOUNDED 705 00:14:42,249 --> 00:14:43,996 LIKE A MOVIE REF, 706 00:14:44,038 --> 00:14:46,245 BUT I WAS ACTUALLY 707 00:14:44,038 --> 00:14:46,245 BEING SERIOUS. 708 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,411 EXCUSE ME, SIR? 709 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,411 HI. 710 00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:48,866 CAN I TALK TO YOU 711 00:14:47,452 --> 00:14:48,866 IN MY OFFICE FOR A SEC? 712 00:14:48,908 --> 00:14:51,905 IT'S NOTHING SERIOUS, 713 00:14:48,908 --> 00:14:51,905 JUST A FUN CHAT. 714 00:14:51,947 --> 00:14:53,029 LOOK, IF YOU DON'T COME WITH ME, 715 00:14:53,071 --> 00:14:54,278 SHE'S GOING TO ARREST YOU. 716 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:56,193 HEY, ARE YOU GUYS WHISPERING? 717 00:14:56,235 --> 00:14:57,401 I'M CHARLES BOYLE. 718 00:14:57,442 --> 00:15:00,356 I'M SORT OF THE NUMBER TWO GUY 719 00:14:57,442 --> 00:15:00,356 AROUND HERE. 720 00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:03,186 OKAY, SO FIRST OF ALL, 721 00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:03,186 I'M JUST GONNA SET THE MOOD 722 00:15:03,228 --> 00:15:05,643 FOR THIS MEETING, 723 00:15:03,228 --> 00:15:05,643 PERHAPS A SMOOTH JAM. 724 00:15:05,766 --> 00:15:07,764 AHH. 725 00:15:07,764 --> 00:15:09,097 YEAH, IT'S GOOD. 726 00:15:10,761 --> 00:15:11,885 ALL RIGHT, HERE'S THE DEAL. 727 00:15:11,927 --> 00:15:13,758 THE HAZMAT GUYS DID RUN 728 00:15:11,927 --> 00:15:13,758 SOME PRELIMINARY TESTS, 729 00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:15,881 AND THE SUBSTANCE 730 00:15:13,758 --> 00:15:15,881 IS NOT BAKING POWDER. 731 00:15:15,923 --> 00:15:17,464 OH. 732 00:15:15,923 --> 00:15:17,464 WAS IT ANTHRAX? 733 00:15:17,506 --> 00:15:19,337 THEY DON'T KNOW YET, 734 00:15:17,506 --> 00:15:19,337 BUT I PROMISE YOU, 735 00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:22,292 AS SOON THEY TELL ME, 736 00:15:19,379 --> 00:15:22,292 YOU'LL BE THE FIRST TO KNOW. 737 00:15:22,334 --> 00:15:23,748 WELL, SECOND AFTER ME, 738 00:15:22,334 --> 00:15:23,748 SO THIRD OVERALL. 739 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:24,872 STILL PRETTY GOOD. 740 00:15:24,914 --> 00:15:26,330 I JUST DON'T WANT PEOPLE 741 00:15:24,914 --> 00:15:26,330 TO PANIC, 742 00:15:26,372 --> 00:15:28,453 SO I'M ASKING FOR YOUR HELP 743 00:15:26,372 --> 00:15:28,453 TO KEEP THIS THING QUIET, 744 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,116 SO WE CAN HAVE 745 00:15:28,495 --> 00:15:31,116 THE CHILLEST BIOHAZARD LOCKDOWN 746 00:15:31,158 --> 00:15:32,574 IN BROOKLYN, 747 00:15:31,158 --> 00:15:32,574 YEAH? 748 00:15:32,616 --> 00:15:34,737 OF COURSE, I UNDERSTAND. 749 00:15:34,737 --> 00:15:36,487 GREAT, THANK YOU. 750 00:15:36,528 --> 00:15:38,610 SEE, IF YOU TALK TO PEOPLE 751 00:15:36,528 --> 00:15:38,610 LIKE HUMANS, 752 00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:40,274 THEY'LL BE REASONABLE. 753 00:15:38,733 --> 00:15:40,274 I MEAN, IT'S JUST GOOD... 754 00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:41,565 OH, WHY IS HE STANDING 755 00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:41,565 ON THAT CHAIR? 756 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,978 HEY, EVERYONE! 757 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,978 THEY LIED TO US! 758 00:15:44,020 --> 00:15:45,561 IT'S FRIGGIN' ANTHRAX! 759 00:15:52,596 --> 00:15:53,718 OH, WHAT YOU MAKING, 760 00:15:52,596 --> 00:15:53,718 A SNACK? 761 00:15:53,718 --> 00:15:56,757 OH, THE CAPTAIN WANTS 762 00:15:53,718 --> 00:15:56,757 FOUR SANDWICHES. 763 00:15:56,798 --> 00:15:58,921 A SPOONFUL OF MAYO, 764 00:15:56,798 --> 00:15:58,921 SPREAD EVENLY, 765 00:15:58,963 --> 00:16:00,961 MIDDLE-LOAF PIECES OF BREAD 766 00:15:58,963 --> 00:16:00,961 ONLY. 767 00:16:01,003 --> 00:16:02,709 WHAT AN ASS. 768 00:16:02,709 --> 00:16:04,167 TELL ME ABOUT IT... 769 00:16:04,208 --> 00:16:05,458 BROTHER. 770 00:16:07,829 --> 00:16:11,867 UH, I ALMOST FORGOT. 771 00:16:07,829 --> 00:16:11,867 HE WANTS A WHOLE PIE TOO. 772 00:16:11,908 --> 00:16:14,574 THIS DUDE IS THE WORST. 773 00:16:15,738 --> 00:16:18,278 I DON'T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND 774 00:16:15,738 --> 00:16:18,278 PERALTA'S TEXTS. 775 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,192 HE SAYS THEY'RE STILL WAITING 776 00:16:18,320 --> 00:16:20,192 ON THE LAB, 777 00:16:20,234 --> 00:16:23,231 AND "IT'S ALLZ GOOD." 778 00:16:20,234 --> 00:16:23,231 "ALLS" WITH A "Z." 779 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,936 THEN A BOX 780 00:16:23,273 --> 00:16:25,936 WITH A QUESTION MARK INSIDE, 781 00:16:25,978 --> 00:16:27,144 ANOTHER BOX 782 00:16:25,978 --> 00:16:27,144 WITH A QUESTION MARK, 783 00:16:27,185 --> 00:16:28,683 ANOTHER BOX WITH 784 00:16:27,185 --> 00:16:28,683 A QUESTION MARK, 785 00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,099 ANOTHER BOX 786 00:16:28,683 --> 00:16:30,099 WITH A QUESTION MARK, 787 00:16:30,141 --> 00:16:31,557 ANOTHER BOX WITH 788 00:16:30,141 --> 00:16:31,557 A QUESTION MARK, 789 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,970 AND YET ANOTHER BOX 790 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:33,970 WITH A QUESTION MARK. 791 00:16:34,012 --> 00:16:36,051 THEN A BOX 792 00:16:34,012 --> 00:16:36,051 WITH A QUESTION MARK. 793 00:16:36,093 --> 00:16:37,342 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 794 00:16:37,384 --> 00:16:39,672 IT MEANS YOU DON'T HAVE EMOJIS 795 00:16:37,384 --> 00:16:39,672 ON YOUR PHONE. 796 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:46,873 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE CALM DOWN! 797 00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:46,873 JUST CALM DOWN! 798 00:16:46,915 --> 00:16:49,414 LET US OUT, OR I'M GONNA START 799 00:16:46,915 --> 00:16:49,414 BREAKING THINGS! 800 00:16:49,455 --> 00:16:50,869 THIS IS 801 00:16:49,455 --> 00:16:50,869 A HUMAN RIGHTS VIOLATION! 802 00:16:50,911 --> 00:16:52,286 YOU CAN'T KEEP US HERE! 803 00:16:52,327 --> 00:16:56,407 I'M 23, I'M A CELEBRITY, 804 00:16:52,327 --> 00:16:56,407 AND TODAY, I'M GONNA DIE! 805 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:58,405 NOT ONE WORD OF THAT 806 00:16:56,448 --> 00:16:58,405 IS TRUE. 807 00:16:58,446 --> 00:16:59,902 OW! 808 00:16:59,944 --> 00:17:01,817 OOH, HITCHCOCK'S BLEEDING! 809 00:17:01,858 --> 00:17:03,233 HE GOT HIT IN THE HEAD 810 00:17:01,858 --> 00:17:03,233 WITH A SODA CAN! 811 00:17:03,275 --> 00:17:04,814 HE NEVER SAW IT COMING! 812 00:17:04,855 --> 00:17:06,895 JAKE, WE HAVE TO START 813 00:17:04,855 --> 00:17:06,895 PUTTING PEOPLE IN DETENTION. 814 00:17:06,937 --> 00:17:08,061 WE HAVE TO QUASH THIS. 815 00:17:08,103 --> 00:17:09,642 NO, WE NEED THEM 816 00:17:08,103 --> 00:17:09,642 TO CALM DOWN. 817 00:17:09,642 --> 00:17:11,723 WE NEED TO PUT ON 818 00:17:09,642 --> 00:17:11,723 SOMETHING'S GOTTA GIVE. 819 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,638 GREAT IDEA. 820 00:17:11,765 --> 00:17:13,638 GREAT MOVIE. 821 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,345 ALSO, WE SHOULD PROBABLY 822 00:17:13,680 --> 00:17:16,345 PUT OUT THAT FIRE. 823 00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:27,376 SO, CAPTAIN, 824 00:17:24,170 --> 00:17:27,376 I HAVE SOME NEWS. 825 00:17:27,417 --> 00:17:28,957 WHAT HAPPENED? 826 00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:31,205 WELL, REMEMBER WHEN YOU TOLD ME 827 00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:31,205 NOT TO BURN DOWN THE PRECINCT? 828 00:17:31,247 --> 00:17:32,953 YOU BURNED DOWN 829 00:17:31,247 --> 00:17:32,953 THE PRECINCT? 830 00:17:32,994 --> 00:17:35,201 NO, 831 00:17:32,994 --> 00:17:35,201 I HAD THE FIRE PUT OUT 832 00:17:35,243 --> 00:17:36,325 ALMOST IMMEDIATELY. 833 00:17:36,367 --> 00:17:38,655 THIS IS A SUCCESS STORY. 834 00:17:38,696 --> 00:17:39,820 TELL ME EXACTLY 835 00:17:38,696 --> 00:17:39,820 WHAT HAPPENED. 836 00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:41,693 WELL, IT STARTED WITH BOYLE 837 00:17:41,735 --> 00:17:42,817 WANTING TO SAY 838 00:17:41,735 --> 00:17:42,817 THE WORD "SUCCULENT." 839 00:17:42,859 --> 00:17:45,233 OH, NO. 840 00:17:42,859 --> 00:17:45,233 AND IT ENDED WITH A SMALL RIOT, 841 00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:48,188 IN WHICH A DIRTBAG SET 842 00:17:45,274 --> 00:17:48,188 HITCHCOCK'S NAP COUCH ON FIRE. 843 00:17:48,230 --> 00:17:49,354 ENOUGH! 844 00:17:49,395 --> 00:17:51,850 JEFFORDS AND I WILL COME 845 00:17:49,395 --> 00:17:51,850 RIGHT AWAY. 846 00:17:51,892 --> 00:17:55,596 I'M VERY DISAPPOINTED 847 00:17:51,892 --> 00:17:55,596 IN YOU. 848 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:56,678 WHAT'S HE SAYING? 849 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,220 HE SAID HE'S VERY DISAPPOINTED 850 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:58,220 IN YOU. 851 00:17:58,261 --> 00:18:00,259 OH, MAN! 852 00:18:02,174 --> 00:18:03,588 YOU WANTED TO SEE ME? 853 00:18:03,588 --> 00:18:04,587 YEAH. 854 00:18:04,629 --> 00:18:05,961 I KNOW YOU'RE TOO PROUD 855 00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:08,251 TO SAY "I TOLD YOU SO," 856 00:18:06,003 --> 00:18:08,251 SO I'M JUST GONNA... 857 00:18:08,293 --> 00:18:09,582 TOLD YOU SO. 858 00:18:08,293 --> 00:18:09,582 NOT TOO PROUD. 859 00:18:09,582 --> 00:18:10,581 THAT SEEMS RIGHT. 860 00:18:10,581 --> 00:18:11,997 LOOK, I SCREWED UP, 861 00:18:12,039 --> 00:18:14,162 AND I THINK YOU SHOULD TAKE OVER 862 00:18:12,039 --> 00:18:14,162 COMMAND OF THE PRECINCT. 863 00:18:14,204 --> 00:18:15,286 BEEN WAITING TO HEAR YOU 864 00:18:14,204 --> 00:18:15,286 SAY THAT ALL DAY. 865 00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:16,575 I KNOW. 866 00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:18,573 WHICH IS WHY 867 00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:18,573 YOU SHOULDN'T SAY IT. 868 00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:18,573 WHAT? 869 00:18:18,573 --> 00:18:20,779 YOU'RE STILL TRYING 870 00:18:18,573 --> 00:18:20,779 TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY. 871 00:18:20,821 --> 00:18:22,736 DON'T APOLOGIZE TO ME. 872 00:18:22,777 --> 00:18:24,942 BE A LEADER AND TELL ME 873 00:18:22,777 --> 00:18:24,942 WHAT YOU NEED ME TO DO. 874 00:18:24,984 --> 00:18:28,356 TELL EVERYONE 875 00:18:24,984 --> 00:18:28,356 WHAT YOU NEED THEM TO DO. 876 00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:29,979 YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN, JAKE. 877 00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,852 I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW. 878 00:18:33,018 --> 00:18:34,807 CAPTAIN PHILLIPS. 879 00:18:33,018 --> 00:18:34,807 CAPTAIN PHILLIPS! 880 00:18:34,849 --> 00:18:35,890 THAT'S WHAT IT WAS. 881 00:18:35,931 --> 00:18:36,889 "LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME." 882 00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:38,636 RIGHT? 883 00:18:36,930 --> 00:18:38,636 YEAH. 884 00:18:38,678 --> 00:18:40,344 ALL RIGHT, GUYS, LISTEN UP. 885 00:18:38,678 --> 00:18:40,344 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, PEOPLE. 886 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:41,800 BOYLE, YOU'RE NO LONGER 887 00:18:40,386 --> 00:18:41,800 MY NUMBER TWO. 888 00:18:41,842 --> 00:18:43,798 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO HIM, AMY? 889 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,423 YOU'VE BEEN AFTER MY JOB 890 00:18:43,840 --> 00:18:45,423 THIS WHOLE TIME. 891 00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:47,337 IT'S NOT AMY. 892 00:18:45,546 --> 00:18:47,337 I DON'T NEED A TINKER BELL. 893 00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:49,542 I NEED YOU TO FIND OUT 894 00:18:47,379 --> 00:18:49,542 WHERE THAT POWDER CAME FROM. 895 00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:51,208 SCULLY, I NEED YOU 896 00:18:49,542 --> 00:18:51,208 TO HELP BOYLE. 897 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,248 DON'T WORRY ABOUT HITCHCOCK. 898 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:53,248 HE'LL BE FINE. 899 00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:55,163 I ONCE SAW HIM FALL DOWN 900 00:18:53,290 --> 00:18:55,163 THREE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS, GET UP, 901 00:18:55,204 --> 00:18:57,161 AND KEEP EATING HIS HOT DOG, 902 00:18:55,204 --> 00:18:57,161 LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED. 903 00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:59,200 YOU'RE RIGHT. 904 00:18:57,202 --> 00:18:59,200 HE'S THE STRONGEST MAN WE KNOW. 905 00:18:59,242 --> 00:19:00,823 NO. 906 00:18:59,242 --> 00:19:00,823 GINA, I KNOW YOU'RE SCARED, 907 00:19:00,865 --> 00:19:03,238 BUT YOU GOT TO STOP 908 00:19:00,865 --> 00:19:03,238 FREAKING OUT THE CIVILIANS. 909 00:19:03,280 --> 00:19:04,819 YES, I AM VERY INFLUENTIAL. 910 00:19:04,861 --> 00:19:07,691 AND, DIAZ, YOU NEED TO STOP 911 00:19:04,861 --> 00:19:07,691 MAKING FUN OF GINA AND HELP HER. 912 00:19:07,732 --> 00:19:09,730 FINE. 913 00:19:07,732 --> 00:19:09,730 ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE, LISTEN UP! 914 00:19:09,772 --> 00:19:11,397 I KNOW THIS IS TOUGH TO HEAR, 915 00:19:09,772 --> 00:19:11,397 BUT WE STILL DON'T KNOW 916 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,977 WHAT THE POWDER IS, AND WE MAY 917 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:13,977 BE HERE FOR A WHILE YET. 918 00:19:14,018 --> 00:19:16,515 ALSO, THE COPY ROOM IS NOW 919 00:19:14,018 --> 00:19:16,515 A DETENTION CENTER 920 00:19:16,557 --> 00:19:18,098 FOR ANYONE WHO GETS OUT OF LINE. 921 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:20,678 THIS IS A POLICE STATION IN 922 00:19:18,140 --> 00:19:20,678 A LOCKDOWN, NOT A SUMMER CAMP. 923 00:19:20,719 --> 00:19:22,094 OOH, 924 00:19:20,719 --> 00:19:22,094 SHOULD WE PLAY CAPTURE THE FLAG? 925 00:19:22,136 --> 00:19:23,591 - JAKE! 926 00:19:22,136 --> 00:19:23,591 - RIGHT. 927 00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:27,089 STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILS. 928 00:19:23,633 --> 00:19:27,089 THAT'LL BE ALL FOR NOW. 929 00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:28,753 I'M JUST GONNA GO DOWNSTAIRS 930 00:19:27,131 --> 00:19:28,753 AND THANK YOUR FAMILY 931 00:19:28,795 --> 00:19:30,793 FOR ACCOMMODATING US. 932 00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:35,248 YOU WILL DO NOTHING 933 00:19:33,623 --> 00:19:35,248 OF THE SORT. 934 00:19:35,289 --> 00:19:38,078 ZEKE IS BEING NICE TO ME 935 00:19:35,289 --> 00:19:38,078 FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER 936 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,076 BECAUSE HE THINKS YOU'RE A JERK 937 00:19:38,120 --> 00:19:40,076 JUST LIKE HIS BOSS. 938 00:19:40,118 --> 00:19:43,156 WHEN WE GO DOWNSTAIRS, 939 00:19:40,118 --> 00:19:43,156 I WANT YOU TO SCREAM AT ME. 940 00:19:43,198 --> 00:19:46,693 I WANT YOU TO REALLY DEGRADE ME 941 00:19:43,198 --> 00:19:46,693 IN FRONT OF MY FAMILY. 942 00:19:46,735 --> 00:19:48,235 AND THIS WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY? 943 00:19:48,276 --> 00:19:50,689 IT'S THE BEST THANKSGIVING GIFT 944 00:19:48,276 --> 00:19:50,689 YOU COULD GIVE ME. 945 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:55,269 WHAT AN IDIOTIC THING TO SAY. 946 00:19:50,731 --> 00:19:55,269 WHAT'S A THANKSGIVING GIFT? 947 00:19:57,059 --> 00:19:59,472 I'M JUST GETTING IN THE ZONE. 948 00:19:59,472 --> 00:20:01,055 I LOVE IT! 949 00:20:01,097 --> 00:20:03,760 ALSO, I SAID YOU ATE 950 00:20:01,097 --> 00:20:03,760 ALL THAT PIE. 951 00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:06,092 CAN YOU PUT SOME 952 00:20:03,802 --> 00:20:06,092 AROUND YOUR MOUTH? 953 00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:08,922 FINE. 954 00:20:06,133 --> 00:20:08,922 CRUMB ME UP. 955 00:20:10,753 --> 00:20:13,416 I HAVE NEWS, EVERYONE. 956 00:20:14,624 --> 00:20:16,040 THE POWDER WAS NOT HARMFUL. 957 00:20:18,703 --> 00:20:21,700 SCULLY! 958 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,283 AW, I GOTTA SAY, 959 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,283 THAT'S PRETTY SWEET. 960 00:20:23,325 --> 00:20:26,695 OH, THE DOOR CLOSED BEHIND HIM. 961 00:20:23,325 --> 00:20:26,695 NOW THEY'RE BOTH LOCKED OUTSIDE. 962 00:20:26,737 --> 00:20:27,861 WHAT HAPPENED? 963 00:20:26,737 --> 00:20:27,861 WHAT'S GOING ON? 964 00:20:27,903 --> 00:20:29,442 LOCKDOWN'S OFFICIALLY OVER. 965 00:20:29,484 --> 00:20:31,025 SQUAD'S HEADING HOME 966 00:20:29,484 --> 00:20:31,025 FOR THANKSGIVING. 967 00:20:31,067 --> 00:20:32,107 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 968 00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:34,022 LAST I HEARD, 969 00:20:32,149 --> 00:20:34,022 THE PRECINCT WAS ON FIRE, 970 00:20:34,064 --> 00:20:36,685 AND WE WOULDN'T GET LAB RESULTS 971 00:20:34,064 --> 00:20:36,685 FOR ANOTHER THREE HOURS. 972 00:20:36,727 --> 00:20:39,017 BOYLE SPED THINGS UP. 973 00:20:39,059 --> 00:20:41,098 I NOTICED AN I.T. GUY 974 00:20:39,059 --> 00:20:41,098 WE FIRED TWO YEARS AGO 975 00:20:41,140 --> 00:20:42,512 IN SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE. 976 00:20:42,554 --> 00:20:44,844 TURNS OUT HE WAS ALSO FIRED 977 00:20:42,554 --> 00:20:44,844 FROM THE OTHER PRECINCTS. 978 00:20:44,886 --> 00:20:46,633 E.S.U. RAIDED HIS HOME 979 00:20:44,886 --> 00:20:46,633 AND FOUND 980 00:20:46,675 --> 00:20:51,545 BACILLUS STREPTOMOO-COCOMO... 981 00:20:46,675 --> 00:20:51,545 I CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT. 982 00:20:51,587 --> 00:20:54,085 REGARDLESS, HE CONFESSED, 983 00:20:51,587 --> 00:20:54,085 AND IT WASN'T POISONOUS. 984 00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,498 ALL RIGHT, IT SEEMS LIKE 985 00:20:54,127 --> 00:20:56,498 YOU TURNED IT AROUND. 986 00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:58,538 YEAH, ACTUALLY, WE'RE TRYING 987 00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:58,538 TO CLEAN UP HERE, CAPTAIN, 988 00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:00,246 SO UNLESS YOU HAVE SOMETHING 989 00:20:58,580 --> 00:21:00,246 MEANINGFUL TO CONTRIBUTE, 990 00:21:00,288 --> 00:21:01,869 YOU CAN GET THE HELL OUT. 991 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:03,742 OH, RIGHT, SORRY, 992 00:21:01,910 --> 00:21:03,742 YOU WEREN'T HERE 993 00:21:03,783 --> 00:21:05,614 WHEN I SWITCHED UP 994 00:21:03,783 --> 00:21:05,614 MY MANAGEMENT STYLE. 995 00:21:05,656 --> 00:21:07,281 THAT MUST BE SO CONFUSING 996 00:21:05,656 --> 00:21:07,281 FOR YOU. 997 00:21:07,404 --> 00:21:09,986 ANYWAYS, EVERYONE HEAD ON HOME! 998 00:21:07,404 --> 00:21:09,986 HAPPY THANKSGIVING, GUYS! 999 00:21:10,028 --> 00:21:11,900 - JAKE. 1000 00:21:10,028 --> 00:21:11,900 - HAPPY TURKEY DAY, GUYS. 1001 00:21:11,942 --> 00:21:13,025 I'LL BE IN MY OFFICE. 1002 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:17,021 NOT A DOCTOR. 1003 00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:17,021 SHH.