1 00:00:02,243 --> 00:00:03,534 PERALTA? 2 00:00:04,906 --> 00:00:06,864 YOU MISSED SCULLY'S BIRTHDAY. 3 00:00:10,318 --> 00:00:13,732 WE MISSED SCULLY'S BIRTHDAY, 4 00:00:13,774 --> 00:00:15,605 (Amy) 5 00:00:15,647 --> 00:00:17,228 I HAD TO GO TO THE VET 6 00:00:21,307 --> 00:00:22,807 THAT'S BETTER THAN MY EXCUSE. 7 00:00:22,848 --> 00:00:25,220 TO MY GIRLS' BAT MITZVAHS. 8 00:00:25,262 --> 00:00:27,009 SCULLY'S BIRTHDAY, 9 00:00:33,587 --> 00:00:34,753 LET'S GIVE HIM CASH. 10 00:00:34,795 --> 00:00:36,125 EVERYONE, PUT IN $20 EACH: 11 00:00:36,167 --> 00:00:37,124 UH... 12 00:00:37,166 --> 00:00:38,249 YES, I'LL COVER YOU. 13 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:41,037 HUH? 14 00:00:41,079 --> 00:00:43,244 WE'RE SORRY 15 00:00:43,285 --> 00:00:45,575 OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. 16 00:00:45,617 --> 00:00:48,239 YES, THE CAPITAL OF ECUADOR 17 00:00:48,280 --> 00:00:49,404 OH. 18 00:00:51,778 --> 00:00:53,275 YOU'RE THE BEST. 19 00:00:53,317 --> 00:00:54,274 (all) 20 00:00:57,230 --> 00:01:00,352 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 21 00:00:57,230 --> 00:01:00,352 THE FAKE BIRTHDAY WORKED! 22 00:01:00,393 --> 00:01:01,434 YOU'RE A GENIUS! 23 00:01:01,476 --> 00:01:03,641 WE'RE BOTH GENIUSES! 24 00:01:32,361 --> 00:01:34,526 I'M RUNNING THIS TASK FORCE, 25 00:01:34,568 --> 00:01:36,191 GOT IT? 26 00:01:38,397 --> 00:01:39,936 FIND OUT IF IT'S GIGGLE PIG. 27 00:01:39,978 --> 00:01:42,226 WORK YOUR C:I.s. 28 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:48,762 HEY. 29 00:01:46,306 --> 00:01:48,762 SORRY I'M LATE. 30 00:01:51,841 --> 00:01:54,298 IN WHAT WORLD DOES "EVERYTHING" 31 00:01:51,841 --> 00:01:54,298 NOT INCLUDE BEEF JERKY? 32 00:01:55,380 --> 00:01:56,794 HERE'S WHAT'S UP. 33 00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:02,748 SECOND GUY WE'VE BROUGHT IN 34 00:01:59,958 --> 00:02:02,748 THAT'S HAD ONE OF THESE KEYS. 35 00:02:02,788 --> 00:02:03,747 HUH. 36 00:02:05,662 --> 00:02:08,200 OLD WARDROBE/PORTAL 37 00:02:13,446 --> 00:02:15,026 IT'S GOT "USPS" 38 00:02:20,730 --> 00:02:21,688 WE'RE UNDER A LOT OF PRESSURE 39 00:02:24,268 --> 00:02:25,308 YOU'RE MY FRIEND, 40 00:02:24,268 --> 00:02:25,308 AND I WON'T LET YOU DOWN. 41 00:02:25,350 --> 00:02:27,265 I'M GONNA PUSH YOU UP, 42 00:02:27,306 --> 00:02:28,722 WHAT? 43 00:02:31,136 --> 00:02:32,176 MAN. 44 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:33,676 NOT BETTER. 45 00:02:32,218 --> 00:02:33,676 HERE WE GO! 46 00:02:37,296 --> 00:02:39,670 AGAIN? 47 00:02:37,296 --> 00:02:39,670 MAN? 48 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:43,914 I'M SORRY. 49 00:02:42,125 --> 00:02:43,914 LET'S START FRESH. 50 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,288 HI! 51 00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:46,287 OH, MY GOD. 52 00:02:46,329 --> 00:02:47,662 WHAT JUST HAPPENED? 53 00:02:54,571 --> 00:02:55,902 I'M JUST A LITTLE ON EDGE 54 00:02:55,944 --> 00:02:58,609 BECAUSE I'M TRYING 55 00:02:58,651 --> 00:03:01,022 I CAN'T TAKE THE STRESS 56 00:03:02,605 --> 00:03:05,227 TEDDY! 57 00:03:06,518 --> 00:03:09,264 I'M GOING COLD TURKEY, 58 00:03:18,464 --> 00:03:20,337 WE'LL DO EVERYTHING 59 00:03:20,379 --> 00:03:23,916 OR, PLAN B: I COULD ARRANGE 60 00:03:27,455 --> 00:03:30,700 THIS ONE'S 61 00:03:31,824 --> 00:03:33,407 WE'RE LOOKING 62 00:03:34,821 --> 00:03:36,446 AGENT JACK DANGER? 63 00:03:39,691 --> 00:03:41,232 CODE FOR "BADASS." 64 00:03:43,647 --> 00:03:44,605 AH, HERE WE ARE: 65 00:03:54,718 --> 00:03:57,133 ARE YOU DANGER? 66 00:03:57,175 --> 00:03:58,215 JACK DANGER? 67 00:03:58,257 --> 00:04:00,172 IT'S ACTUALLY PRONOUNCED 68 00:03:58,257 --> 00:04:00,172 "DONG-ER." 69 00:04:00,213 --> 00:04:01,669 IT'S DERIVED 70 00:04:01,711 --> 00:04:03,252 MEANING "PRUDENCE 71 00:04:01,711 --> 00:04:03,252 IN FINANCIAL MATTERS." 72 00:04:03,294 --> 00:04:07,206 OH, JACK DONGER: 73 00:04:13,200 --> 00:04:14,199 USPIS? 74 00:04:14,241 --> 00:04:16,281 U.S. POSTAL 75 00:04:16,323 --> 00:04:18,944 IN 1772, 76 00:04:18,986 --> 00:04:21,318 UNDOUBTEDLY THE GREAT MAN'S 77 00:04:22,483 --> 00:04:24,440 IN AMERICA? 78 00:04:24,481 --> 00:04:26,187 I AM. 79 00:04:29,518 --> 00:04:33,347 1,200 INSPECTORS TACKLING 80 00:04:39,133 --> 00:04:40,424 LITTLE BROTHERS? 81 00:04:40,465 --> 00:04:45,002 YOU'RE JUST A LOCAL COP. 82 00:04:46,167 --> 00:04:47,125 UH, WE'RE HERE 83 00:04:48,249 --> 00:04:51,162 YES. 84 00:04:53,536 --> 00:04:55,117 WE ACTUALLY HAVEN'T USED 85 00:05:03,857 --> 00:05:07,355 UH, NO EMAIL: 86 00:05:07,397 --> 00:05:08,644 I'LL SEND IT TO YOU 87 00:05:16,928 --> 00:05:18,511 WITH A ROBOCOP? 88 00:05:18,552 --> 00:05:20,590 I'VE LITERALLY DRAWN SKETCHES 89 00:05:23,422 --> 00:05:25,877 HEY, HOW'S COLD TURKEY GOING? 90 00:05:31,955 --> 00:05:35,452 BUT 91 00:05:35,494 --> 00:05:38,241 FOOD... 92 00:05:39,821 --> 00:05:41,279 YOU'RE NOT CLOSED! 93 00:05:41,321 --> 00:05:42,320 IT'S 6:00! 94 00:05:42,362 --> 00:05:44,566 I NEED MY MUSHU PORK! 95 00:05:44,608 --> 00:05:46,814 I NEED MY MUSHU! 96 00:05:48,646 --> 00:05:50,229 I FINALLY STOPPED EATING? 97 00:05:50,270 --> 00:05:52,143 YOU GOT TOO BIG TO FIT 98 00:05:50,270 --> 00:05:52,143 THROUGH THE KITCHEN DOOR? 99 00:05:58,137 --> 00:06:00,260 ARE YOU READY TO REBOOT? 100 00:06:00,302 --> 00:06:03,341 WHEN I'D FEEL A FOOD CRAVING, 101 00:06:06,504 --> 00:06:08,252 AAH! 102 00:06:11,124 --> 00:06:13,414 WHOO! 103 00:06:13,456 --> 00:06:14,205 I'M ALL GOOD! 104 00:06:14,246 --> 00:06:16,411 YOU TRY! 105 00:06:16,453 --> 00:06:18,284 NOW! 106 00:06:21,489 --> 00:06:22,488 DO IT AGAIN! 107 00:06:25,194 --> 00:06:27,275 IT'S SO COLD! 108 00:06:25,194 --> 00:06:27,275 IT'S REALLY COLD! 109 00:06:36,266 --> 00:06:38,014 I'M GLAD DANGER WAS USEFUL. 110 00:06:38,055 --> 00:06:39,346 IT'S "DONG-ER." 111 00:06:39,388 --> 00:06:41,136 "DONG-EST." 112 00:06:41,178 --> 00:06:43,301 CAN'T IMAGINE ANYONE BEING 113 00:06:44,756 --> 00:06:46,256 RIGHT? 114 00:06:52,333 --> 00:06:54,621 THEM "THE LITTLEST VICTIMS." 115 00:06:59,908 --> 00:07:00,866 "FROM NOW ON"? 116 00:07:00,907 --> 00:07:03,406 YUP. 117 00:07:00,907 --> 00:07:03,406 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO. 118 00:07:03,447 --> 00:07:05,362 PLEASE TELL ME I DON'T HAVE 119 00:07:07,026 --> 00:07:08,025 HI. 120 00:07:13,354 --> 00:07:16,351 BUT THAT'S BECAUSE WE'RE THIS 121 00:07:13,354 --> 00:07:16,351 PROUD NATION'S FIRST DEFENSE 122 00:07:21,429 --> 00:07:23,344 OH. 123 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:40,369 [singing along 124 00:07:35,290 --> 00:07:40,369 to marching band music] 125 00:07:44,073 --> 00:07:45,405 SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THAT. 126 00:07:45,445 --> 00:07:48,069 B-SIDE'S GOT 127 00:07:48,111 --> 00:07:50,234 THANK GOD WE'RE HERE. 128 00:07:48,111 --> 00:07:50,234 THERE'S A BOX UP THERE. 129 00:07:50,275 --> 00:07:56,061 OH, YEAH: THAT IS SOME SWEET 130 00:07:57,809 --> 00:07:59,350 SEE IF HE'S SEEN 131 00:07:59,391 --> 00:08:01,471 UH, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY 132 00:08:01,513 --> 00:08:03,054 DON'T LIKE COPS, 133 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:05,884 THEY DO? 134 00:08:05,926 --> 00:08:07,548 THAT'S WHY THE PHRASE 135 00:08:07,590 --> 00:08:09,340 INTO PEOPLE'S LIVES 136 00:08:09,381 --> 00:08:10,420 IS "GOING POSTAL." 137 00:08:10,462 --> 00:08:11,419 YOU'RE KIDDING, RIGHT? 138 00:08:11,461 --> 00:08:12,794 "GOING POSTAL" MEANS THAT... 139 00:08:12,835 --> 00:08:14,335 I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS! 140 00:08:14,376 --> 00:08:16,333 THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS. 141 00:08:21,409 --> 00:08:24,241 AND CHECK OUT THE BOX? 142 00:08:34,065 --> 00:08:35,064 WHAT'S THE POINT 143 00:08:34,065 --> 00:08:35,064 OF THAT THING? 144 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:39,391 I'D BE LYING IF I SAID 145 00:08:36,603 --> 00:08:39,391 IT DIDN'T LOOK INSANELY COOL. 146 00:08:39,433 --> 00:08:41,639 I WOULDN'T. 147 00:08:43,097 --> 00:08:44,845 IT'S GIGGLE PIG. 148 00:08:44,887 --> 00:08:46,094 YES! 149 00:08:51,921 --> 00:08:53,961 STOP! 150 00:08:54,003 --> 00:08:55,169 WHOA! 151 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:56,583 OW, OW, OW, 152 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:56,583 HELP ME UP! 153 00:08:56,624 --> 00:08:58,748 HELP! 154 00:08:58,789 --> 00:08:59,747 DON'T DITCH ME! 155 00:08:59,788 --> 00:09:03,367 HE'S GONE. 156 00:09:03,409 --> 00:09:04,366 YOU OKAY? 157 00:09:04,408 --> 00:09:06,823 NO, I'M RATTLED. 158 00:09:09,321 --> 00:09:10,320 HEY. 159 00:09:09,321 --> 00:09:10,320 HMM? 160 00:09:10,360 --> 00:09:11,319 AMY? 161 00:09:11,359 --> 00:09:13,524 OH, I WAS JUST GOING 162 00:09:13,566 --> 00:09:16,314 I'VE BEEN TRAINING. 163 00:09:17,478 --> 00:09:20,726 THAT I GOTTA SEE! 164 00:09:24,596 --> 00:09:28,426 DIDN'T WORK. 165 00:09:28,467 --> 00:09:29,758 I DON'T LIKE 166 00:09:35,961 --> 00:09:38,209 GO, RAZZMATAZ: 167 00:09:38,251 --> 00:09:42,288 GO, RAZZMATAZ: 168 00:09:38,251 --> 00:09:42,288 GO, RAZZMATAZ: 169 00:09:42,328 --> 00:09:44,952 IT'S BUGLE BOY, 170 00:09:54,441 --> 00:09:56,439 YOU'RE GOING ME 171 00:09:56,481 --> 00:09:58,604 GREAT! 172 00:10:09,220 --> 00:10:10,509 I'M SORRY, LET ME GET 173 00:10:10,550 --> 00:10:13,589 20 YARDS FROM YOU: 174 00:10:13,631 --> 00:10:15,172 AND HE GOT AWAY? 175 00:10:15,214 --> 00:10:16,294 WHAT HAPPENED? 176 00:10:20,958 --> 00:10:22,040 WHAT? 177 00:10:31,571 --> 00:10:34,276 I'M SORRY, ROSA, CAN I TALK 178 00:10:31,571 --> 00:10:34,276 TO YOU IN PRIVATE FOR A SECOND? 179 00:10:34,318 --> 00:10:35,651 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 180 00:10:35,692 --> 00:10:37,774 WHY DON'T YOU SHOW DONGER 181 00:10:35,692 --> 00:10:37,774 WHAT A FAX MACHINE IS? 182 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,974 IT'S NOT JUST 183 00:10:44,018 --> 00:10:45,974 THAT DONGER'S ANNOYING. 184 00:10:47,764 --> 00:10:50,344 HE'S THE WORLD'S BIGGEST TOOL. 185 00:10:50,385 --> 00:10:52,717 NO, TOOLS CAN BE USEFUL: 186 00:10:50,385 --> 00:10:52,717 HE'S THE WORLD'S SMALLEST TOOL. 187 00:10:52,759 --> 00:10:54,175 I'M THE WORLD'S BIGGEST TOOL. 188 00:10:54,216 --> 00:10:55,422 GOD! DO YOU SEE 189 00:10:54,216 --> 00:10:55,422 WHAT HE'S DOING TO ME? 190 00:10:55,464 --> 00:10:57,213 DIDN'T JUST RANDOMLY START 191 00:10:58,252 --> 00:10:59,877 THERE'S CLEARLY 192 00:11:03,331 --> 00:11:04,455 LET'S JUST PUT THIS 193 00:11:08,367 --> 00:11:09,491 WITH THIS BEHONKUS? 194 00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:11,239 I DON'T KNOW WHAT 195 00:11:09,533 --> 00:11:11,239 "BEHONKUS" MEANS, BUT YES. 196 00:11:11,281 --> 00:11:12,655 "BEHONKUS" MEANS BUTT, 197 00:11:14,236 --> 00:11:18,232 I'M ASKING YOU 198 00:11:19,773 --> 00:11:22,395 BECAUSE YOU'RE MY FRIEND. 199 00:11:23,978 --> 00:11:26,558 ABOUT HOW USPIS "MAILED DOWN" 200 00:11:26,600 --> 00:11:28,099 I'M GONNA GIVE HIM 201 00:11:30,387 --> 00:11:32,053 DON'T HAVE THAT ADDRESS. 202 00:11:32,095 --> 00:11:35,591 OH, I KNOW: 203 00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:44,832 SO HOW DO YOU FEEL? 204 00:11:49,743 --> 00:11:51,867 I'M IN A STATE 205 00:11:53,322 --> 00:11:54,280 SO... 206 00:11:59,358 --> 00:12:02,148 NO, I HAVEN'T SEEN IT. 207 00:12:03,312 --> 00:12:06,393 STEAL YOUR BELT? 208 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,808 WHAT HUSBAND? 209 00:12:06,434 --> 00:12:08,808 SHE'S A WIDOW. 210 00:12:08,850 --> 00:12:13,553 I... UH-OH, I HAVE TO GO: 211 00:12:13,594 --> 00:12:15,135 IN THERE? 212 00:12:15,175 --> 00:12:16,258 NO. 213 00:12:16,299 --> 00:12:17,590 WHY DO I SEE SMOKE? 214 00:12:17,632 --> 00:12:20,546 THAT'S STEAM. 215 00:12:17,632 --> 00:12:20,546 I'M IN THE SHOWER. 216 00:12:23,044 --> 00:12:24,750 DOING WITH OLD POSTAL KEYS? 217 00:12:26,498 --> 00:12:28,371 MM, BARKING UP 218 00:12:28,412 --> 00:12:30,285 DOESN'T MAKE MISTAKES. 219 00:12:30,327 --> 00:12:32,450 REALLY? 220 00:12:37,362 --> 00:12:41,316 IF IT WASN'T A MISTAKE, 221 00:12:41,358 --> 00:12:43,272 WHO COLLECTED THE KEYS? 222 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,641 BOOM! 223 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:50,641 THAT'S OUR LIST OF SUSPECTS. 224 00:12:50,682 --> 00:12:54,013 "THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE KEY." 225 00:12:55,594 --> 00:12:56,551 OH. 226 00:12:56,593 --> 00:12:58,800 THAT'S A NO-GO. 227 00:13:02,253 --> 00:13:05,250 ALL RIGHT? 228 00:13:05,292 --> 00:13:07,582 ONCE THEY KNOW WE'RE ONTO THEM, 229 00:13:07,624 --> 00:13:09,830 THEY'RE DONE WITH THE BOXES. 230 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:13,242 I'M A FEDERAL AGENT. 231 00:13:13,284 --> 00:13:15,034 YOU'RE NOT FBI. 232 00:13:13,284 --> 00:13:15,034 YOU'RE NOT ATF. 233 00:13:16,448 --> 00:13:19,278 "SURPRISINGLY, WE EXIST." 234 00:13:20,569 --> 00:13:23,691 "NOS CUSTODIMUS QUOD LINGUS." 235 00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:25,272 "WE GUARD WHAT YOU LICK." 236 00:13:25,314 --> 00:13:26,396 THAT'S WORSE! 237 00:13:26,438 --> 00:13:27,562 NO, FORGET IT: 238 00:13:27,604 --> 00:13:29,560 I'M NOT GIVING YOU 239 00:13:29,602 --> 00:13:31,516 WE'RE GONNA KEEP SURVEILLING 240 00:13:33,431 --> 00:13:35,763 THEN WE'LL GO 241 00:13:35,804 --> 00:13:38,301 HEY, IF YOU'RE HUNGRY, 242 00:13:41,423 --> 00:13:42,672 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 243 00:13:41,423 --> 00:13:42,672 I'M GONNA GO 244 00:13:53,411 --> 00:13:55,325 I'M GONNA PRINT OUT 245 00:13:57,157 --> 00:13:58,531 IT'S KIND OF RISKY, JAKE. 246 00:13:58,573 --> 00:14:00,404 ROSA'S GONNA BE MAD. 247 00:14:02,902 --> 00:14:06,314 I'LL BE LOOKOUT. 248 00:14:06,356 --> 00:14:07,981 JAKE! 249 00:14:06,356 --> 00:14:07,981 WHAT? IS HE COMING? 250 00:14:08,022 --> 00:14:09,478 NO, BUT THERE'S 251 00:14:09,520 --> 00:14:10,769 THERE'S BANANA BREAD TOO! 252 00:14:10,811 --> 00:14:12,058 WHAT? 253 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,808 THIS PRINTER IS SO SLOW! 254 00:14:15,305 --> 00:14:17,303 UGH, THIS PLACE 255 00:14:15,305 --> 00:14:17,303 IS THE WORST! 256 00:14:28,751 --> 00:14:30,499 THAT'S THE GUY 257 00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:32,038 OPEN UP! 258 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,037 I'M GONNA 259 00:14:33,079 --> 00:14:34,453 NO, LET ME DO IT: 260 00:14:34,495 --> 00:14:36,118 THAT'S NEVER GONE WELL. 261 00:14:36,159 --> 00:14:37,534 YES, BUT I'VE BEEN PRACTICING. 262 00:14:41,613 --> 00:14:42,946 POLICE! 263 00:14:41,613 --> 00:14:42,946 HANDS IN THE AIR! 264 00:14:42,987 --> 00:14:45,275 I DID IT! 265 00:14:42,987 --> 00:14:45,275 YES! 266 00:14:45,317 --> 00:14:46,900 THAT'S THE BAD GUY. 267 00:14:46,942 --> 00:14:48,856 YUP, YUP. 268 00:14:51,645 --> 00:14:52,602 (Amy) 269 00:14:51,645 --> 00:14:52,602 WHAT'S GOING ON? 270 00:14:52,644 --> 00:14:54,100 IS THIS A DREAM? 271 00:14:54,141 --> 00:14:55,808 NO, I'M NOT HOLDING 272 00:14:58,638 --> 00:15:01,843 AMY, I'M TAKING CHARGE OF YOUR 273 00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,666 AND, AMY, 274 00:15:11,166 --> 00:15:12,666 YOU DON'T KNOW THIS 275 00:15:12,707 --> 00:15:15,204 'CAUSE I DON'T NECESSARILY 276 00:15:15,245 --> 00:15:19,367 BUT IN MY EARLY 20s, 277 00:15:24,487 --> 00:15:26,568 AND IT'S GONNA DO 278 00:15:31,563 --> 00:15:34,143 (all) 279 00:15:38,264 --> 00:15:42,469 (all) 280 00:15:48,212 --> 00:15:50,794 I'M NOT HEARING EVERYONE. 281 00:16:00,949 --> 00:16:02,282 I FEEL IT! 282 00:16:03,323 --> 00:16:04,530 AMY! 283 00:16:04,572 --> 00:16:06,695 WHAT? I'M NOT 284 00:16:06,737 --> 00:16:07,694 CHEATER! 285 00:16:08,901 --> 00:16:10,441 WE'RE TRYING 286 00:16:10,482 --> 00:16:11,980 I CAN'T DO IT. 287 00:16:28,881 --> 00:16:30,462 MY FRIEND! 288 00:16:30,504 --> 00:16:31,753 WHAT THE HELL? 289 00:16:43,948 --> 00:16:45,406 MM. 290 00:16:45,447 --> 00:16:47,028 IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL. 291 00:16:49,235 --> 00:16:51,858 IF I'D LISTENED TO HIM, I NEVER 292 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:55,978 THERE'S A HUGE GIGGLE PIG 293 00:16:58,309 --> 00:16:59,267 I DIDN'T DO IT 294 00:17:03,970 --> 00:17:05,010 WE'RE FRIENDS 295 00:17:05,052 --> 00:17:06,510 YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT? 296 00:17:06,552 --> 00:17:08,132 DONGER'S FURIOUS. 297 00:17:06,552 --> 00:17:08,132 HE'S ON HIS WAY OVER HERE NOW 298 00:17:08,174 --> 00:17:09,131 BECAUSE THEY'RE 299 00:17:09,173 --> 00:17:10,921 WHAT! 300 00:17:09,173 --> 00:17:10,921 HE CAN'T DO THAT. 301 00:17:10,963 --> 00:17:11,920 HE CAN. 302 00:17:11,962 --> 00:17:13,169 THEY'RE A FEDERAL AGENCY. 303 00:17:21,993 --> 00:17:24,865 SCULLY'S ELBOW BLISTERS. 304 00:17:24,907 --> 00:17:27,030 IT'S HORRIBLE AND I DESERVE IT. 305 00:17:31,276 --> 00:17:34,897 I DIDN'T FOLLOW HER ORDERS 306 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,600 WHAT? 307 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:41,600 NO! 308 00:17:41,642 --> 00:17:42,931 WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT? 309 00:17:46,512 --> 00:17:48,092 I'VE BEEN TERRIFIED 310 00:17:53,588 --> 00:17:55,586 I'M SORRY I WAS A JERK. 311 00:17:55,628 --> 00:17:58,708 I'M SORRY I SAID 312 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:01,330 I'M SORRY I SAID 313 00:17:58,750 --> 00:18:01,330 "FOREVER" STAMPS ARE A LIE 314 00:18:04,577 --> 00:18:05,949 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE 315 00:18:05,991 --> 00:18:08,490 AND I'M NOT BUYING IT 316 00:18:08,531 --> 00:18:11,153 I DON'T THINK YOU'RE SORRY AND 317 00:18:08,531 --> 00:18:11,153 I DON'T THINK YOU RESPECT USPIS. 318 00:18:14,275 --> 00:18:16,440 A HISTORY OF THE USPIS." 319 00:18:16,482 --> 00:18:18,188 OH, GREAT READ! 320 00:18:20,519 --> 00:18:21,975 IN THE 16TH CENTURY 321 00:18:25,347 --> 00:18:26,513 DO YOU WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT? 322 00:18:39,208 --> 00:18:42,080 FROM WASHINGTON D:C. 323 00:18:42,122 --> 00:18:43,413 LET'S JUMP AHEAD TO 1820... 324 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,784 YOU'RE JUST GONNA JUMP 325 00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:45,784 A WHOLE DECADE? 326 00:18:45,826 --> 00:18:47,033 I'M DYING 327 00:18:47,075 --> 00:18:48,906 INSPECTOR'S SICKLY WIFE 328 00:18:55,401 --> 00:18:56,358 OH, THANK YOU: 329 00:18:57,981 --> 00:18:59,605 DELROY WON'T TELL US WHERE 330 00:18:57,981 --> 00:18:59,605 THE SHIPMENT'S GOING TONIGHT 331 00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:05,973 THIS PHONE NUMBER? 332 00:19:06,014 --> 00:19:07,013 IT DOESN'T EXIST. 333 00:19:07,055 --> 00:19:09,345 WHAT ELSE COULD IT BE? 334 00:19:10,926 --> 00:19:12,509 BUT THEY'RE NOWHERE NEAR HERE. 335 00:19:12,551 --> 00:19:16,130 27889, THAT'S WASHINGTON, 336 00:19:16,171 --> 00:19:20,543 80751, THAT'S STERLING, 337 00:19:22,872 --> 00:19:26,328 MR. POSTMAN! 338 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:28,326 THAT'S WHERE THE GIGGLE PIG 339 00:19:26,370 --> 00:19:28,326 DELIVERY'S GONNA BE? 340 00:19:28,368 --> 00:19:32,489 YUP. 341 00:19:32,531 --> 00:19:34,404 COULD YOU PLEASE KNOCK IT OFF? 342 00:19:34,445 --> 00:19:39,855 IT'S LIKE WORKING INSIDE 343 00:19:39,897 --> 00:19:42,479 OH NO, 344 00:19:42,521 --> 00:19:43,768 YOU'RE PUTTING YOURSELF 345 00:19:55,881 --> 00:19:56,838 "FAMILIAR WITH?" 346 00:19:56,880 --> 00:19:57,837 MM. 347 00:19:57,879 --> 00:19:58,920 A DANGLING PREPOSITION? 348 00:19:58,961 --> 00:20:00,834 I'M SETTING AN EXAMPLE. 349 00:20:00,876 --> 00:20:04,290 I MADE AN ERROR AND I'M NOT 350 00:20:04,332 --> 00:20:06,912 I'M JUST GONNA 351 00:20:14,322 --> 00:20:15,446 IT'S GOING DOWN. 352 00:20:18,526 --> 00:20:20,274 NO, I ACTUALLY WANT TO DO IT: 353 00:20:20,316 --> 00:20:21,398 UGH, SO I HAVE TO SUFFER? 354 00:20:21,440 --> 00:20:23,104 I'LL MAKE IT QUICK. 355 00:20:23,146 --> 00:20:24,228 I DIDN'T FOLLOW 356 00:20:25,269 --> 00:20:27,476 I'M A JERK, I'M SORRY. 357 00:20:27,517 --> 00:20:28,723 SO THAT'S WHAT ETERNITY 358 00:20:30,804 --> 00:20:33,011 WHAT'S THE PLAN? 359 00:20:33,053 --> 00:20:34,302 WHAT? 360 00:20:38,631 --> 00:20:41,003 OH, SURE, WHATEVER YOU NEED: 361 00:20:38,631 --> 00:20:41,003 ON IT. 362 00:20:41,045 --> 00:20:43,168 NO, I'M JUST KIDDING, 363 00:20:41,045 --> 00:20:43,168 YOU'RE COMING IN WITH US. 364 00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,624 READY? 365 00:20:45,664 --> 00:20:49,994 TWO, ONE. 366 00:20:50,036 --> 00:20:51,035 POLICE! 367 00:20:53,325 --> 00:20:55,156 DOWN! 368 00:20:55,197 --> 00:20:56,488 GO OUT THE BACK DOOR! 369 00:20:56,530 --> 00:20:58,278 GET DOWN! 370 00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,775 UNH! 371 00:20:59,817 --> 00:21:01,815 HANDS ON YOUR HEAD! 372 00:21:05,978 --> 00:21:08,393 UNH. 373 00:21:05,978 --> 00:21:08,393 WHAT HAPPENED? 374 00:21:10,474 --> 00:21:11,680 DO I HAVE A BRUISE? 375 00:21:12,929 --> 00:21:15,344 YES! I'M GOING ON THE WALL 376 00:21:15,386 --> 00:21:16,717 DID WE CATCH ALL THE BAD GUYS? 377 00:21:16,758 --> 00:21:18,300 YUP, WE GOT 'EM. 378 00:21:20,423 --> 00:21:21,795 YOU'RE LYING IN RAT TURDS. 379 00:21:21,837 --> 00:21:23,003 IT'S ALL PART OF THE JOB, 380 00:21:23,044 --> 00:21:25,001 IT'S ALL PART OF THE JOB. 381 00:21:25,042 --> 00:21:27,040 SHH.