1 00:00:01,140 --> 00:00:02,890 SO THAT'S 20 CARGO SHIPS 2 00:00:02,932 --> 00:00:03,890 IN THE LAST THREE MONTHS. 3 00:00:03,932 --> 00:00:05,349 WHOEVER'S 4 00:00:03,932 --> 00:00:05,349 BEHIND THIS SMUGGLING RING 5 00:00:05,390 --> 00:00:06,598 KNOWS THEIR WAY 6 00:00:05,390 --> 00:00:06,598 AROUND THE DOCKS, 7 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,515 SO WE'RE GOING UNDERCOVER 8 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,515 AS LONGSHOREMEN. 9 00:00:08,556 --> 00:00:10,515 I WILL BE VAUGHN TOM TUCKER, 10 00:00:10,556 --> 00:00:12,973 A GRUFF, SPITTING, 11 00:00:10,556 --> 00:00:12,973 PUNCH-YOU-IN-THE-GUT SAILOR MAN 12 00:00:13,015 --> 00:00:14,515 WHO'S TAKING A LITTLE BREAK 13 00:00:13,015 --> 00:00:14,515 ON DRY LAND, 14 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:17,431 BUT JUST UNTIL MY GIRLFRIEND, 15 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:17,431 CANGELA, GETS OUT OF LADY JAIL. 16 00:00:19,182 --> 00:00:20,431 AH. 17 00:00:20,473 --> 00:00:23,265 DID YOU JUST SPIT 18 00:00:20,473 --> 00:00:23,265 IN MY TRASH CAN? 19 00:00:23,307 --> 00:00:24,307 NO, VAUGHN DID. 20 00:00:24,349 --> 00:00:25,598 THERE'S SOME TOBACCO 21 00:00:24,349 --> 00:00:25,598 IN THERE TOO. 22 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:29,473 VAUGHN CHEWS IT, 23 00:00:25,640 --> 00:00:29,473 BUT IT MAKES JAKE SUPER DIZZY. 24 00:00:29,515 --> 00:00:31,057 AND I'M TWINK TUCKER. 25 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:32,431 YOU CANNOT CHOOSE 26 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:32,431 YOUR OWN NAME ANYMORE. 27 00:00:32,473 --> 00:00:34,473 I GOT A JOB AT THE DOCKS 28 00:00:32,473 --> 00:00:34,473 TO SUPPORT MY DRUG HABIT, 29 00:00:34,515 --> 00:00:35,681 BUT I KEPT IT... 30 00:00:35,723 --> 00:00:36,807 BECAUSE I LOVE THE SEAGULLS. 31 00:00:36,848 --> 00:00:38,140 WHAT, ARE YOU IRISH NOW? NO. 32 00:00:36,848 --> 00:00:38,140 MM-HMM. 33 00:00:38,182 --> 00:00:39,515 WELL, WE BETTER GET GOING, 34 00:00:38,182 --> 00:00:39,515 CAPTAIN. 35 00:00:39,556 --> 00:00:42,515 DON'T WANT TO BE LATE 36 00:00:39,556 --> 00:00:42,515 FOR OUR SHIFT DOWN AT THE DOCKS. 37 00:00:42,556 --> 00:00:43,640 GOOD NEWS. 38 00:00:43,681 --> 00:00:44,807 THE LEADER 39 00:00:43,681 --> 00:00:44,807 OF THE CARGO SMUGGLING RING 40 00:00:44,848 --> 00:00:46,390 TURNED HIMSELF IN 41 00:00:44,848 --> 00:00:46,390 AT THE EIGHT-THREE. 42 00:00:46,431 --> 00:00:48,431 THE MAFIA WAS CLOSING IN 43 00:00:46,431 --> 00:00:48,431 ON HIM. 44 00:00:48,473 --> 00:00:49,932 OH. 45 00:00:49,973 --> 00:00:51,224 OH. 46 00:00:49,973 --> 00:00:51,224 THAT'S GREAT. 47 00:00:51,265 --> 00:00:52,640 IT'S GOOD NEWS. 48 00:00:51,265 --> 00:00:52,640 YEAH. 49 00:00:52,681 --> 00:00:53,640 CASE CLOSED. 50 00:00:53,681 --> 00:00:55,307 I GUESS WE'LL JUST 51 00:00:55,349 --> 00:00:56,556 RETURN THESE OUTFITS. 52 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,182 GREAT. 53 00:00:56,598 --> 00:00:58,182 TAKE THIS BACK. 54 00:00:58,224 --> 00:00:59,224 YOU HAVE TEN MINUTES. 55 00:01:00,515 --> 00:01:01,681 COFFEE, EXTRA BLACK, 56 00:01:01,723 --> 00:01:03,556 EXTRA NO SUGAR, 57 00:01:01,723 --> 00:01:03,556 AND REAL WARM. 58 00:01:03,598 --> 00:01:05,057 IT GETS COLD ON THEM DOCKS. 59 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:06,598 AND ONE EARL GREY TEA FOR ME, 60 00:01:06,640 --> 00:01:07,598 TWINK TUCKER. 61 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:08,640 NO, YOU RUINED IT. 62 00:01:29,140 --> 00:01:30,349 MORNING, DETECTIVES. 63 00:01:30,473 --> 00:01:32,140 LET'S GO OVER 64 00:01:30,473 --> 00:01:32,140 THE PRISONER TRANSFER UPSTATE. 65 00:01:32,182 --> 00:01:33,556 PERP'S NAME 66 00:01:32,182 --> 00:01:33,556 IS JESSE HERMICK. 67 00:01:33,598 --> 00:01:36,057 WE ARRESTED HIM FOR NINE COUNTS 68 00:01:33,598 --> 00:01:36,057 OF ARMED ROBBERY, 69 00:01:36,099 --> 00:01:37,307 BUT HE SKIPPED BAIL. 70 00:01:37,349 --> 00:01:39,015 HE WAS JUST PICKED UP 71 00:01:37,349 --> 00:01:39,015 IN NEUSTADTER, NEW YORK, 72 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,973 TRYING TO PAY FOR A HOAGIE 73 00:01:39,057 --> 00:01:40,973 WITH A GUN. 74 00:01:41,015 --> 00:01:43,224 THE SHERIFF IS MAKING US 75 00:01:41,015 --> 00:01:43,224 PICK HIM UP TOMORROW MORNING 76 00:01:43,265 --> 00:01:44,265 AT 6:30 A.M., 77 00:01:44,307 --> 00:01:45,473 SO WE'RE GOING UP TODAY 78 00:01:45,515 --> 00:01:46,723 AND SPENDING THE NIGHT. 79 00:01:46,765 --> 00:01:48,265 HERE ARE THE TRANSFER FORMS. 80 00:01:46,765 --> 00:01:48,265 PLEASE DON'T... 81 00:01:48,307 --> 00:01:49,265 GET ANY JAKE ON THEM? 82 00:01:49,307 --> 00:01:50,515 I'LL PUT THEM 83 00:01:49,307 --> 00:01:50,515 IN A SEALED BAGGIE. 84 00:01:50,556 --> 00:01:51,681 GOOD CALL. 85 00:01:51,723 --> 00:01:53,640 ALL THE DRINKS I'M BRINGING 86 00:01:51,723 --> 00:01:53,640 ARE BLUE. 87 00:01:53,681 --> 00:01:55,473 NATURALLY. 88 00:01:55,473 --> 00:01:56,640 CALL ME 89 00:01:55,473 --> 00:01:56,640 IF YOU NEED ANYTHING. 90 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:58,140 YES, SIR, 91 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:58,140 WILL DO. 92 00:01:59,723 --> 00:02:01,598 OH, HEY, I HOPE 93 00:01:59,723 --> 00:02:01,598 THIS IS COOL WITH YOU, 94 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,265 BUT SINCE WE'RE NOT TECHNICALLY 95 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:04,265 ON DUTY TILL TOMORROW MORNING, 96 00:02:04,307 --> 00:02:06,473 I INVITED SOPHIA 97 00:02:04,307 --> 00:02:06,473 TO JOIN ME UPSTATE. 98 00:02:06,473 --> 00:02:08,182 THE B&B WE'RE STAYING AT 99 00:02:06,473 --> 00:02:08,182 LOOKS REALLY NICE. 100 00:02:08,224 --> 00:02:11,015 IT'S ALMOST LIKE 101 00:02:08,224 --> 00:02:11,015 IT'S HAUNTED BY FANCY GHOSTS. 102 00:02:11,057 --> 00:02:12,015 I DON'T MIND AT ALL. 103 00:02:12,057 --> 00:02:14,182 IT'S ACTUALLY REALLY CUTE 104 00:02:12,057 --> 00:02:14,182 OF YOU. 105 00:02:14,224 --> 00:02:18,307 TEDDY'S NEVER DONE ANYTHING 106 00:02:14,224 --> 00:02:18,307 THAT SPONTANEOUS OR ROMANTIC. 107 00:02:18,349 --> 00:02:19,473 THAT'S NOT FAIR. 108 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:22,182 HE DID BREW ME 109 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:22,182 A ROSE-INFUSED PILSNER ONCE. 110 00:02:22,224 --> 00:02:25,473 BUT IT TASTED LIKE HAND LOTION, 111 00:02:22,224 --> 00:02:25,473 AND THE BUBBLES DIDN'T HAPPEN. 112 00:02:25,473 --> 00:02:26,598 SOUNDS BAD. 113 00:02:25,473 --> 00:02:26,598 OKAY. 114 00:02:26,640 --> 00:02:27,681 I'LL SEE YOU IN THE CAR. 115 00:02:27,723 --> 00:02:29,099 OKAY, SEE YOU IN A SEC. 116 00:02:36,515 --> 00:02:39,057 HI, CAN I SPEAK WITH 117 00:02:36,515 --> 00:02:39,057 DETECTIVE TEDDY WELLS PLEASE? 118 00:02:39,099 --> 00:02:41,307 YOU CAN JUST TELL HIM 119 00:02:39,099 --> 00:02:41,307 IT'S CUPID CALLING. 120 00:02:41,349 --> 00:02:42,640 WAIT, NO, THAT'S INSANE. 121 00:02:42,681 --> 00:02:44,765 TELL HIM IT'S DETECTIVE PERALTA 122 00:02:42,681 --> 00:02:44,765 FROM THE NINE-NINE. 123 00:02:44,807 --> 00:02:46,140 HELLO, BOYLE. 124 00:02:46,182 --> 00:02:47,182 AFTER YOU'RE DONE HERE, 125 00:02:47,224 --> 00:02:48,224 MEET ME IN MY OFFICE. 126 00:02:48,265 --> 00:02:49,473 I HAVE SOMETHING 127 00:02:48,265 --> 00:02:49,473 I NEED TO ASK YOU. 128 00:02:49,515 --> 00:02:52,182 IT'S FOOD-RELATED. 129 00:02:52,224 --> 00:02:53,723 I WILL BRING MY "A" GAME. 130 00:02:53,765 --> 00:02:55,307 OH, MY GOD, GINA. 131 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:57,224 CAPTAIN HOLT JUST ASKED ME 132 00:02:55,349 --> 00:02:57,224 INTO HIS OFFICE 133 00:02:57,265 --> 00:02:58,723 FOR A FOOD-RELATED QUESTION. 134 00:02:58,765 --> 00:03:00,057 YES, I HEARD. 135 00:03:00,099 --> 00:03:01,473 AND THAT'S HOW I KNOW 136 00:03:00,099 --> 00:03:01,473 I DON'T CARE. 137 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,057 I'VE WANTED TO BUILD A RAPPORT 138 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:03,057 WITH HIM 139 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:04,556 SINCE HE GOT HERE, 140 00:03:03,099 --> 00:03:04,556 BUT UNTIL NOW, 141 00:03:04,598 --> 00:03:06,473 ALL WE'VE HAD IN COMMON 142 00:03:04,598 --> 00:03:06,473 WAS OUR BANK. 143 00:03:07,848 --> 00:03:08,848 GUESS WHO. 144 00:03:08,890 --> 00:03:10,265 NYPD! 145 00:03:08,890 --> 00:03:10,265 HANDS UP! 146 00:03:11,473 --> 00:03:12,765 THIS IS GREAT. 147 00:03:12,807 --> 00:03:15,640 I HAD NO IDEA CAPTAIN HOLT 148 00:03:12,807 --> 00:03:15,640 WAS INTERESTED IN FOOD. 149 00:03:15,681 --> 00:03:17,473 I HAVE ZERO INTEREST IN FOOD. 150 00:03:17,473 --> 00:03:20,265 IF IT WERE FEASIBLE, 151 00:03:17,473 --> 00:03:20,265 MY DIET WOULD CONSIST ENTIRELY 152 00:03:20,307 --> 00:03:22,598 OF FLAVORLESS BEIGE SMOOTHIES 153 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:25,848 CONTAINING ALL THE NUTRIENTS 154 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:25,848 REQUIRED BY THE HUMAN ANIMAL. 155 00:03:27,265 --> 00:03:29,473 SO OUR BANK GOT 156 00:03:27,265 --> 00:03:29,473 SOME NEW ATMs, HUH? 157 00:03:29,473 --> 00:03:30,807 I WOULDN'T KNOW. 158 00:03:29,473 --> 00:03:30,807 I'VE SWITCHED BANKS. 159 00:03:30,848 --> 00:03:32,473 OH, NO. 160 00:03:30,848 --> 00:03:32,473 ANYWAY... 161 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:35,349 TOMORROW'S MY ANNIVERSARY 162 00:03:32,473 --> 00:03:35,349 WITH KEVIN. 163 00:03:35,473 --> 00:03:37,807 I'D LIKE TO COOK HIM 164 00:03:35,473 --> 00:03:37,807 AN IMPRESSIVE BREAKFAST. 165 00:03:37,848 --> 00:03:40,556 COULD YOU HELP ORIENT ME 166 00:03:37,848 --> 00:03:40,556 WITH THAT PROCESS? 167 00:03:40,598 --> 00:03:41,723 I'D BE HONORED. 168 00:03:41,765 --> 00:03:43,265 PREPARING FOOD 169 00:03:41,765 --> 00:03:43,265 FOR ONE'S LOVER 170 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:46,473 IS THE MOST INTIMATE GIFT 171 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:46,473 OF ALL. 172 00:03:46,473 --> 00:03:48,265 ASIDE FROM WASHING THEIR HAIR. 173 00:03:49,723 --> 00:03:51,807 OKAY. 174 00:03:51,848 --> 00:03:53,473 I HAVE A PERP 175 00:03:51,848 --> 00:03:53,473 IN THE INTERROGATION ROOM. 176 00:03:53,515 --> 00:03:54,681 I NEED ALL THE FILES... 177 00:03:54,723 --> 00:03:56,473 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 178 00:03:56,473 --> 00:03:57,807 WHAT'S GOING ON, DIAZ? 179 00:03:57,848 --> 00:03:59,224 ARE YOU SICK? 180 00:03:57,848 --> 00:03:59,224 DO YOU HAVE CHOLERA? 181 00:03:59,265 --> 00:04:00,640 IS IT TYPHOID? 182 00:04:00,681 --> 00:04:02,224 ARE YOU A VAMPIRE? 183 00:04:02,265 --> 00:04:04,265 MY HOROSCOPE SAID 184 00:04:02,265 --> 00:04:04,265 TO WEAR A COWL-NECK TODAY, 185 00:04:04,307 --> 00:04:05,473 AND I LAUGHED. 186 00:04:05,473 --> 00:04:06,473 I'M FINE. 187 00:04:06,515 --> 00:04:08,848 DIAZES DON'T GET SICK. 188 00:04:11,556 --> 00:04:12,640 THIS IS ALLERGIES. 189 00:04:12,681 --> 00:04:14,807 NO, THAT'S WHAT KILLED 190 00:04:12,681 --> 00:04:14,807 THE DINOSAURS. 191 00:04:14,848 --> 00:04:16,473 YOU NEED TO GO HOME. 192 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,224 CAN'T. 193 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,224 MY DRUG TASK FORCE NEEDS A WIN. 194 00:04:18,265 --> 00:04:20,140 THAT PERP IN THERE HAS THE NAME 195 00:04:18,265 --> 00:04:20,140 OF A GIGGLE PIG SUPPLIER. 196 00:04:20,182 --> 00:04:22,349 I LEAVE WHEN I GET A NAME. 197 00:04:23,473 --> 00:04:24,349 AT LEAST LET ME BUY YOU 198 00:04:24,473 --> 00:04:25,349 SOME MATZO BALL SOUP. 199 00:04:25,473 --> 00:04:26,640 IT'S VERY SOOTHING. 200 00:04:26,681 --> 00:04:27,640 YOU KNOW WHAT? 201 00:04:27,681 --> 00:04:30,224 I'M GONNA GO TO THE DELI 202 00:04:27,681 --> 00:04:30,224 ANYWAY. 203 00:04:30,265 --> 00:04:31,807 TERRY LOVES KREPLACH. 204 00:04:33,349 --> 00:04:34,349 (Amy) 205 00:04:33,349 --> 00:04:34,349 HI, SOPHIA. 206 00:04:34,473 --> 00:04:35,473 HEY. 207 00:04:35,473 --> 00:04:36,723 THERE YOU ARE. 208 00:04:36,765 --> 00:04:37,723 HEY, HEY. 209 00:04:37,765 --> 00:04:38,723 MWAH. 210 00:04:38,765 --> 00:04:39,848 SO I ALREADY 211 00:04:38,765 --> 00:04:39,848 CHECKED US IN, 212 00:04:39,890 --> 00:04:41,473 AND I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND, 213 00:04:39,890 --> 00:04:41,473 BUT I GOT US 214 00:04:41,473 --> 00:04:43,307 "THE ROOM 215 00:04:41,473 --> 00:04:43,307 OF A THOUSAND DOLLS." 216 00:04:43,349 --> 00:04:44,598 OH, SOUNDS CREEPY. 217 00:04:44,640 --> 00:04:46,224 SUPER CREEPY. 218 00:04:47,265 --> 00:04:48,224 SO I'M GONNA GO UNPACK, 219 00:04:48,265 --> 00:04:49,848 AND THEN I'M GONNA 220 00:04:48,265 --> 00:04:49,848 TAKE A BATH, 221 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,473 AND THEN WE HAVE DINNER, 222 00:04:49,890 --> 00:04:52,473 AND THEN... 223 00:04:52,473 --> 00:04:53,556 DOIN' IT. 224 00:04:53,598 --> 00:04:55,224 I WAS GONNA SAY "DESSERT." 225 00:04:55,265 --> 00:04:56,556 OH. SYNONYM. 226 00:04:55,265 --> 00:04:56,556 COOL. BETTER. 227 00:04:56,598 --> 00:04:57,932 HEY, AMY. 228 00:04:56,598 --> 00:04:57,932 I'LL SEE YOU LATER. 229 00:04:57,973 --> 00:04:59,265 OKAY, SEE YOU LATER. 230 00:04:59,307 --> 00:05:01,723 OH, HEY, BEFORE I FORGET, 231 00:05:01,765 --> 00:05:03,515 TRY TO BE IN THE LOBBY 232 00:05:01,765 --> 00:05:03,515 IN ABOUT A HALF AN HOUR. 233 00:05:03,556 --> 00:05:04,848 I GOT YOU A LITTLE SURPRISE. 234 00:05:04,890 --> 00:05:05,848 NO. 235 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:07,473 YOUR SURPRISES 236 00:05:05,890 --> 00:05:07,473 ARE ALWAYS TERRIBLE. 237 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:08,765 WHAT'S GOING ON? 238 00:05:07,473 --> 00:05:08,765 YOU HAVE TO TELL ME. 239 00:05:08,807 --> 00:05:10,307 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS. 240 00:05:10,349 --> 00:05:12,515 REMEMBER HOW YOU SAID THAT TEDDY 241 00:05:10,349 --> 00:05:12,515 WOULD NEVER BE SO ROMANTIC 242 00:05:12,556 --> 00:05:14,556 AS TO TURN A WORK TRIP UPSTATE 243 00:05:14,598 --> 00:05:16,515 INTO A LOVER'S RETREAT 244 00:05:14,598 --> 00:05:16,515 TO THE COUNTRY? 245 00:05:16,556 --> 00:05:17,515 OH, NO. 246 00:05:17,556 --> 00:05:18,515 OH, YES. 247 00:05:18,556 --> 00:05:19,556 I CALLED HIM BEFORE WE LEFT. 248 00:05:19,598 --> 00:05:20,932 HE'S ON HIS WAY HERE NOW. 249 00:05:20,973 --> 00:05:22,890 UH, YOU'RE WELCOME. 250 00:05:22,932 --> 00:05:24,807 JAKE, 251 00:05:24,848 --> 00:05:26,640 I DON'T WANT TO SEE TEDDY 252 00:05:24,848 --> 00:05:26,640 RIGHT NOW. 253 00:05:26,681 --> 00:05:28,224 I'M ABOUT TO BREAK UP 254 00:05:26,681 --> 00:05:28,224 WITH HIM. 255 00:05:28,265 --> 00:05:29,224 OH, 256 00:05:29,265 --> 00:05:35,473 NOOO... 257 00:05:41,182 --> 00:05:42,473 JAKE, WHY DID YOU INVITE 258 00:05:41,182 --> 00:05:42,473 TEDDY UP HERE? 259 00:05:42,473 --> 00:05:43,807 YOU POURED BLUE SODA 260 00:05:42,473 --> 00:05:43,807 ALL OVER MY LIFE. 261 00:05:43,848 --> 00:05:45,473 I KNOW. 262 00:05:43,848 --> 00:05:45,473 I'M SORRY, ALL RIGHT? 263 00:05:45,473 --> 00:05:46,556 I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP. 264 00:05:46,598 --> 00:05:48,723 TWO MAPLE-TINIS. 265 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,140 LOOK AT THAT. 266 00:05:50,182 --> 00:05:51,473 IS THAT REAL SYRUP? 267 00:05:52,473 --> 00:05:53,556 RIGHT. SORRY. 268 00:05:53,598 --> 00:05:55,349 DISASTER AT HAND. 269 00:05:55,473 --> 00:05:57,099 LOOK, WHAT HAPPENED 270 00:05:55,473 --> 00:05:57,099 WITH YOU GUYS? 271 00:05:57,140 --> 00:05:58,224 I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOLID. 272 00:05:58,265 --> 00:05:59,681 DIDN'T YOU JUST GET 273 00:05:58,265 --> 00:05:59,681 A JOINT LIBRARY CARD? 274 00:05:59,723 --> 00:06:00,681 DON'T REMIND ME. 275 00:06:00,723 --> 00:06:02,099 I'M GONNA BE UNTANGLING 276 00:06:00,723 --> 00:06:02,099 THAT WEB 277 00:06:02,140 --> 00:06:03,640 FOR A MONTH. 278 00:06:02,140 --> 00:06:03,640 OKAY. 279 00:06:03,681 --> 00:06:06,515 THERE'S JUST NO SPARK 280 00:06:03,681 --> 00:06:06,515 BETWEEN US ANYMORE. 281 00:06:06,556 --> 00:06:07,848 WE HAVE DIFFERENT INTERESTS. 282 00:06:07,890 --> 00:06:09,349 ALL HE WANTS TO DO 283 00:06:07,890 --> 00:06:09,349 WITH HIS FREE TIME 284 00:06:09,473 --> 00:06:11,140 IS MAKE AND BOTTLE PILSNERS. 285 00:06:11,182 --> 00:06:13,182 YEAH, THAT GUY 286 00:06:11,182 --> 00:06:13,182 IS OBSESSED WITH YEAST. 287 00:06:13,224 --> 00:06:14,765 IT'S ALL WE TALK ABOUT. 288 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:16,848 JAKE, THIS IS GONNA BE 289 00:06:14,807 --> 00:06:16,848 A DISASTER. 290 00:06:16,890 --> 00:06:18,598 THIS IS FINE, ALL RIGHT? 291 00:06:16,890 --> 00:06:18,598 I'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 292 00:06:18,640 --> 00:06:19,598 I'M JUST GONNA CALL TEDDY, 293 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,099 TELL HIM TO TURN AROUND 294 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:21,099 AND GO HOME. 295 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:22,598 NO. 296 00:06:21,140 --> 00:06:22,598 HE'S A REALLY GOOD DETECTIVE. 297 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,140 HE'LL FIGURE OUT 298 00:06:22,640 --> 00:06:24,140 SOMETHING'S WRONG. 299 00:06:24,182 --> 00:06:26,556 I HAD AN AIRTIGHT 300 00:06:24,182 --> 00:06:26,556 BREAKUP PLAN IN PLACE. 301 00:06:26,598 --> 00:06:28,140 I MADE A RESERVATION 302 00:06:26,598 --> 00:06:28,140 NEXT THURSDAY 303 00:06:28,182 --> 00:06:30,598 AT A WELL-LIT KOREAN RESTAURANT 304 00:06:28,182 --> 00:06:30,598 IN MIDTOWN. 305 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,473 IT'S THE LEAST ROMANTIC PLACE 306 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:32,473 I COULD THINK OF. 307 00:06:32,515 --> 00:06:33,640 SCULLY'S BATHROOM. 308 00:06:32,515 --> 00:06:33,640 BUT GO ON. 309 00:06:33,681 --> 00:06:35,099 TEDDY'S A REALLY GOOD GUY. 310 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:36,349 I DON'T WANT TO SAY 311 00:06:35,140 --> 00:06:36,349 THE WRONG THING 312 00:06:36,473 --> 00:06:37,765 AND HURT HIM 313 00:06:36,473 --> 00:06:37,765 MORE THAN I HAVE TO. 314 00:06:37,807 --> 00:06:40,140 THAT'S WHY I STARTED 315 00:06:37,807 --> 00:06:40,140 WRITING OUT A BREAKUP SPEECH, 316 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:41,307 BUT NOW HE'S ON HIS WAY, 317 00:06:41,349 --> 00:06:43,224 AND I'M ONLY HALFWAY 318 00:06:41,349 --> 00:06:43,224 THROUGH THE OUTLINE. 319 00:06:43,265 --> 00:06:44,723 ALL RIGHT, LOOK, 320 00:06:43,265 --> 00:06:44,723 THIS IS TOTALLY MY FAULT, 321 00:06:44,765 --> 00:06:46,640 SO I PROMISE, I'LL DO 322 00:06:44,765 --> 00:06:46,640 EVERYTHING I CAN TO HELP. 323 00:06:46,681 --> 00:06:49,473 TONIGHT, I WILL FOCUS SOLELY 324 00:06:46,681 --> 00:06:49,473 ON YOU AND TEDDY. 325 00:06:50,473 --> 00:06:53,140 AND MY VERY NAKED GIRLFRIEND. 326 00:06:53,182 --> 00:06:54,473 WOW. 327 00:06:54,473 --> 00:06:57,681 SOPHIA DOES NOT CARE 328 00:06:54,473 --> 00:06:57,681 ABOUT THE CLOUD AT ALL. 329 00:06:59,681 --> 00:07:01,473 I'M GONNA JUST HEAD UP THERE 330 00:06:59,681 --> 00:07:01,473 FOR A SEC. 331 00:07:01,515 --> 00:07:02,640 HEY. 332 00:07:02,681 --> 00:07:04,265 WHAT DID YOU DO 333 00:07:02,681 --> 00:07:04,265 TO THAT PERP? 334 00:07:04,307 --> 00:07:06,224 I HEARD HE'S CLAIMING 335 00:07:04,307 --> 00:07:06,224 POLICE BRUTALITY. 336 00:07:06,265 --> 00:07:07,890 HE'S AN IDIOT. 337 00:07:06,265 --> 00:07:07,890 I DIDN'T TOUCH HIM. 338 00:07:07,932 --> 00:07:09,807 I JUST COUGHED ON HIM 339 00:07:07,932 --> 00:07:09,807 A LITTLE. 340 00:07:09,848 --> 00:07:11,224 JUST LET ME HELP YOU. 341 00:07:11,265 --> 00:07:12,556 I'LL GET YOUR PERP TO TALK. 342 00:07:12,598 --> 00:07:14,807 I CAN BE VERY PERSUASIVE. 343 00:07:14,848 --> 00:07:18,182 I JUST NEGOTIATED MY BABY GIRLS 344 00:07:14,848 --> 00:07:18,182 DOWN FROM A PONY TO A HAMSTER. 345 00:07:18,224 --> 00:07:19,556 LITTLE FOOLS. 346 00:07:19,598 --> 00:07:22,848 I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP, 347 00:07:19,598 --> 00:07:22,848 BECAUSE I AM NOT SICK. 348 00:07:22,890 --> 00:07:25,515 GINA, 349 00:07:22,890 --> 00:07:25,515 WHERE IS THE COLD MEDICINE? 350 00:07:25,556 --> 00:07:27,307 I HATE TO POINT OUT 351 00:07:25,556 --> 00:07:27,307 THE OBVI-O-SO, 352 00:07:27,349 --> 00:07:29,723 BUT WHY DO YOU NEED THE MEDS 353 00:07:27,349 --> 00:07:29,723 IF YOU'RE NOT SICK, HMM? 354 00:07:30,765 --> 00:07:32,807 TO FIGHT OFF 355 00:07:30,765 --> 00:07:32,807 THE COLD SYMPTOMS 356 00:07:32,848 --> 00:07:35,681 THAT MY HEALTHY BODY 357 00:07:32,848 --> 00:07:35,681 IS EXHIBITING. 358 00:07:41,349 --> 00:07:44,473 I'M GOING BACK IN THERE 359 00:07:41,349 --> 00:07:44,473 ONCE THIS CRAP DRIES MY HEAD UP. 360 00:07:45,932 --> 00:07:46,890 DEMON. 361 00:07:46,932 --> 00:07:49,473 OKAY, IF DIAZ 362 00:07:46,932 --> 00:07:49,473 WON'T ACCEPT OUR HELP, 363 00:07:49,473 --> 00:07:50,681 WE GOT TO GO 364 00:07:49,473 --> 00:07:50,681 BEHIND HER BACK. 365 00:07:50,723 --> 00:07:52,515 WE DEFINITELY SHOULD GO 366 00:07:50,723 --> 00:07:52,515 BEHIND HER BACK. 367 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:53,556 THAT'S THE OPPOSITE SIDE 368 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,598 OF WHERE THE GERMS 369 00:07:53,598 --> 00:07:55,598 ARE COMING FROM. 370 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:58,473 KNOCK-KNOCK. 371 00:07:55,640 --> 00:07:58,473 MAN, I... 372 00:07:58,473 --> 00:08:00,473 OH, DOLLS! DOLLS! 373 00:08:00,473 --> 00:08:01,307 TOO MANY DOLLS! 374 00:08:01,349 --> 00:08:02,307 I KNOW. 375 00:08:02,349 --> 00:08:03,349 I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY, 376 00:08:03,473 --> 00:08:05,681 BUT IT'S JUST REALLY SCARY. 377 00:08:05,723 --> 00:08:07,307 ONE OF THEM WATCHED ME BATHE. 378 00:08:07,349 --> 00:08:09,224 YEAH, WE SHOULD DEFINITELY 379 00:08:07,349 --> 00:08:09,224 TURN THEM AROUND. 380 00:08:09,265 --> 00:08:10,556 YEAH. 381 00:08:10,598 --> 00:08:14,265 OH, NO, THEY HAVE THEIR NAMES 382 00:08:10,598 --> 00:08:14,265 WRITTEN ON THE BACK. 383 00:08:14,307 --> 00:08:15,556 I'M MEREDITH. 384 00:08:15,598 --> 00:08:17,224 WILL YOU BE MY MOTHER? 385 00:08:18,265 --> 00:08:19,515 OH, GOD. 386 00:08:19,556 --> 00:08:20,556 OH, OKAY, LOOK. 387 00:08:20,598 --> 00:08:21,723 THE DOLLS ARE GROSS, 388 00:08:20,598 --> 00:08:21,723 BUT I THINK 389 00:08:21,765 --> 00:08:22,807 ONCE WE BURY THEM, 390 00:08:22,848 --> 00:08:24,640 THIS PLACE COULD BE 391 00:08:22,848 --> 00:08:24,640 KIND OF ROMANTIC. 392 00:08:25,848 --> 00:08:27,890 YEAH, TOTALLY. 393 00:08:25,848 --> 00:08:27,890 YEAH. 394 00:08:27,932 --> 00:08:30,473 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE 395 00:08:27,932 --> 00:08:30,473 EVEN MORE ROMANTIC 396 00:08:30,515 --> 00:08:32,224 IS HANGING OUT, FULLY CLOTHED, 397 00:08:32,265 --> 00:08:35,932 WITH TWO OTHER PEOPLE 398 00:08:32,265 --> 00:08:35,932 WHO HAVE FALLEN OUT OF LOVE. 399 00:08:35,973 --> 00:08:36,932 WHAT DID YOU DO? 400 00:08:36,973 --> 00:08:38,473 ALL RIGHT, DON'T BE MAD. 401 00:08:38,515 --> 00:08:39,890 I INVITED TEDDY UP 402 00:08:38,515 --> 00:08:39,890 TO SURPRISE AMY, 403 00:08:39,932 --> 00:08:41,848 BUT IT TURNS OUT 404 00:08:39,932 --> 00:08:41,848 SHE WANTS TO BREAK UP WITH HIM. 405 00:08:41,890 --> 00:08:44,349 AND NOW I PROMISED HER 406 00:08:41,890 --> 00:08:44,349 THAT I WOULD RUN INTERFERENCE, 407 00:08:44,473 --> 00:08:47,307 AND I FEEL LIKE I LET YOU AND 408 00:08:44,473 --> 00:08:47,307 ALL OF OUR DEMON CHILDREN DOWN. 409 00:08:47,349 --> 00:08:48,473 OH, IT'S OKAY. 410 00:08:48,515 --> 00:08:49,807 YOU WERE JUST TRYING 411 00:08:48,515 --> 00:08:49,807 TO DO SOMETHING 412 00:08:49,848 --> 00:08:51,265 REALLY NICE FOR A FRIEND, 413 00:08:51,307 --> 00:08:52,765 AND IT BLEW UP IN YOUR FACE 414 00:08:52,807 --> 00:08:54,640 RATHER SPECTACULARLY. 415 00:08:54,681 --> 00:08:56,640 EVERYTHING I DO IS SPECTACULAR. 416 00:08:54,681 --> 00:08:56,640 IT'S A CURSE. 417 00:08:56,681 --> 00:08:58,015 THANK YOU 418 00:08:56,681 --> 00:08:58,015 FOR BEING UNDERSTANDING. 419 00:08:59,598 --> 00:09:01,932 VERY COOL GIRLFRIEND. 420 00:08:59,598 --> 00:09:01,932 THE COOLEST. 421 00:09:01,973 --> 00:09:03,681 HEY, AND TEDDY DOESN'T GET HERE 422 00:09:01,973 --> 00:09:03,681 FOR ANOTHER 30 MINUTES. 423 00:09:03,723 --> 00:09:04,681 TILL THEN... 424 00:09:04,723 --> 00:09:06,765 LET'S MAKE OUT? 425 00:09:04,723 --> 00:09:06,765 GREAT PLAN. 426 00:09:07,807 --> 00:09:08,807 AH. 427 00:09:09,932 --> 00:09:11,473 EH. 428 00:09:11,473 --> 00:09:12,473 IN THE CLOSET 429 00:09:11,473 --> 00:09:12,473 WHERE THEY CAN'T WATCH US? 430 00:09:12,473 --> 00:09:14,723 YEP. SMART. 431 00:09:14,765 --> 00:09:16,265 PUPPETS! 432 00:09:16,307 --> 00:09:18,307 OH, THERE'S SO MANY PUPPETS 433 00:09:16,307 --> 00:09:18,307 IN THERE. 434 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:20,807 NOW, THE FIRST STEP 435 00:09:19,640 --> 00:09:20,807 IN LEARNING HOW TO COOK 436 00:09:20,848 --> 00:09:22,932 IS LEARNING HOW TO TASTE. 437 00:09:22,973 --> 00:09:25,723 SO CLOSE YOUR EYES 438 00:09:22,973 --> 00:09:25,723 AND OPEN YOUR MOUTH. 439 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,973 THIS ISN'T BURNING MAN, BOYLE. 440 00:09:28,015 --> 00:09:29,349 TELL ME WHAT I'M EATING. 441 00:09:29,473 --> 00:09:31,099 FINE. 442 00:09:29,473 --> 00:09:31,099 IT'S A SHARP VERMONT CABOT. 443 00:09:34,057 --> 00:09:35,681 NOW DESCRIBE WHAT YOU TASTE. 444 00:09:36,681 --> 00:09:37,640 CHEESE. 445 00:09:37,681 --> 00:09:40,473 AND... 446 00:09:40,473 --> 00:09:41,807 CHEESE. 447 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,473 OKAY. 448 00:09:41,848 --> 00:09:43,473 THAT'S GOOD. 449 00:09:43,473 --> 00:09:45,057 BUT TRY BEING 450 00:09:43,473 --> 00:09:45,057 MORE DESCRIPTIVE. 451 00:09:45,099 --> 00:09:48,640 I KNOW YOU LOVE PEANUT BUTTER 452 00:09:45,099 --> 00:09:48,640 AND JELLY SANDWICHES. 453 00:09:48,681 --> 00:09:50,473 WHY? 454 00:09:50,473 --> 00:09:51,973 THEIR COMPONENTS 455 00:09:50,473 --> 00:09:51,973 HAVE A LONG SHELF LIFE, 456 00:09:52,015 --> 00:09:53,848 THEY'RE COST-EFFECTIVE, 457 00:09:52,015 --> 00:09:53,848 AND THEY'RE SO SIMPLE, 458 00:09:53,890 --> 00:09:56,473 A CHILD COULD MAKE THEM. 459 00:09:56,473 --> 00:09:59,473 OKAY, I WAS LOOKING FOR MORE 460 00:09:56,473 --> 00:09:59,473 OF AN EMOTIONAL CONNECTION. 461 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,807 FOR EXAMPLE, 462 00:09:59,515 --> 00:10:01,807 MY FAVORITE MEAL 463 00:10:01,848 --> 00:10:04,556 IS A SIMPLE ROAST CHICKEN 464 00:10:01,848 --> 00:10:04,556 AND POTATOES. 465 00:10:04,598 --> 00:10:06,890 IT WAS THE ONLY DISH 466 00:10:04,598 --> 00:10:06,890 MY MOTHER KNEW HOW TO COOK, 467 00:10:06,932 --> 00:10:09,473 AND WHEN I EAT IT, 468 00:10:06,932 --> 00:10:09,473 I FEEL AS THOUGH 469 00:10:09,515 --> 00:10:11,640 I AM ONCE AGAIN 470 00:10:09,515 --> 00:10:11,640 INSIDE HER WOMB. 471 00:10:11,681 --> 00:10:14,099 WHAT'S YOUR STORY 472 00:10:11,681 --> 00:10:14,099 BEHIND A PB&J? 473 00:10:14,140 --> 00:10:15,807 I WANT A SANDWICH. 474 00:10:15,848 --> 00:10:16,848 I MAKE A SANDWICH. 475 00:10:16,890 --> 00:10:20,057 I EAT THE SANDWICH. 476 00:10:21,057 --> 00:10:22,057 COME ON, CLAIRE! 477 00:10:22,099 --> 00:10:24,349 I THOUGHT YOU CAME TO PLAY. 478 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,598 YIKES. 479 00:10:24,390 --> 00:10:26,598 WHERE'S TEDDY? 480 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:27,681 (Amy) 481 00:10:26,640 --> 00:10:27,681 HE'S IN THE SHOWER. 482 00:10:27,723 --> 00:10:29,349 I SAID HI TO HIM, 483 00:10:27,723 --> 00:10:29,349 WE CHATTED FOR, LIKE, 484 00:10:29,390 --> 00:10:30,848 A MINUTE, 485 00:10:29,390 --> 00:10:30,848 AND I ALMOST BLEW IT. 486 00:10:30,890 --> 00:10:32,681 OH, I'M SURE 487 00:10:30,890 --> 00:10:32,681 YOU'RE OVERSTATING THAT. 488 00:10:32,723 --> 00:10:34,015 HE SAID HE WAS REALLY 489 00:10:32,723 --> 00:10:34,015 LOOKING FORWARD 490 00:10:34,057 --> 00:10:35,807 TO A ROMANTIC EVENING, 491 00:10:34,057 --> 00:10:35,807 AND I PANICKED 492 00:10:35,848 --> 00:10:37,515 AND YELLED "L-O-L." 493 00:10:37,556 --> 00:10:38,515 OH. 494 00:10:38,556 --> 00:10:39,723 OH. 495 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,349 I'M GONNA BE WEIRD, 496 00:10:39,765 --> 00:10:41,349 HE'S GONNA ASK WHY, 497 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,349 WE'RE GONNA BREAK UP, 498 00:10:41,390 --> 00:10:43,349 AND IT'S GONNA BE SUPER MESSY. 499 00:10:43,390 --> 00:10:44,515 JUST CALM DOWN. 500 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:45,556 WE'RE GONNA GET YOU 501 00:10:44,556 --> 00:10:45,556 THROUGH THIS, OKAY? 502 00:10:45,598 --> 00:10:46,723 HERE'S THE PLAN. 503 00:10:46,765 --> 00:10:47,973 THE FOUR OF US WILL 504 00:10:46,765 --> 00:10:47,973 DINE TOGETHER 505 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,515 AND KEEP THINGS 506 00:10:48,015 --> 00:10:49,515 SUPER UNROMANTIC. 507 00:10:49,556 --> 00:10:50,681 I'M GREAT AT THAT. 508 00:10:49,556 --> 00:10:50,681 YEAH, HE IS. 509 00:10:50,723 --> 00:10:51,765 WHOO! 510 00:10:51,807 --> 00:10:53,431 WAIT, SHOULD WE HAVE 511 00:10:51,807 --> 00:10:53,431 HIGH-FIVED THAT? 512 00:10:53,473 --> 00:10:54,765 I DON'T KNOW. 513 00:10:53,473 --> 00:10:54,765 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 514 00:10:54,807 --> 00:10:56,681 OH, ALSO, IF YOU FEEL LIKE 515 00:10:54,807 --> 00:10:56,681 YOU'RE LOSING CONTROL, 516 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:59,640 JUST SAY THE WORD "JERICHO," 517 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:59,640 AND I'LL PULL OUT ALL THE STOPS. 518 00:10:59,681 --> 00:11:01,640 OH, JERICHO. 519 00:10:59,681 --> 00:11:01,640 SAFE WORD. 520 00:11:01,681 --> 00:11:03,140 I LOVE THAT. 521 00:11:01,681 --> 00:11:03,140 RIGHT? 522 00:11:03,182 --> 00:11:05,057 ALL RIGHT, SO AFTER DINNER, 523 00:11:03,182 --> 00:11:05,057 PRETEND YOU'RE SICK 524 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,140 AND SAY YOU WANT TO GO 525 00:11:05,099 --> 00:11:06,140 STRAIGHT TO BED. 526 00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:07,556 ME AND YOU HAVE TO PICK UP 527 00:11:06,182 --> 00:11:07,556 THE PERP 528 00:11:07,598 --> 00:11:09,473 SUPER EARLY IN THE MORNING, 529 00:11:07,598 --> 00:11:09,473 SO YOU ONLY HAVE TO 530 00:11:09,473 --> 00:11:11,015 ACT NORMAL AROUND TEDDY 531 00:11:09,473 --> 00:11:11,015 FROM THE ELEVATOR TO THE ROOM. 532 00:11:11,057 --> 00:11:12,057 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN DO THAT? 533 00:11:12,099 --> 00:11:13,515 YES? 534 00:11:13,556 --> 00:11:14,765 YES. 535 00:11:13,556 --> 00:11:14,765 SAY, "YES, I CAN DO IT. 536 00:11:14,807 --> 00:11:15,765 I CAN BE NORMAL." 537 00:11:15,807 --> 00:11:18,015 YES, I CAN DO IT. 538 00:11:18,057 --> 00:11:19,765 I CAN BE NORMAL. 539 00:11:18,057 --> 00:11:19,765 THERE YOU GO. 540 00:11:19,807 --> 00:11:21,473 I CAN TOTALLY BE NORMAL. 541 00:11:21,473 --> 00:11:22,473 HEY, EVERYBODY. 542 00:11:22,473 --> 00:11:23,473 THERE HE IS! 543 00:11:23,473 --> 00:11:26,099 TEDDY IN THE HOUSE! 544 00:11:29,932 --> 00:11:30,932 WHO KNEW A PRISONER TRANSFER 545 00:11:30,973 --> 00:11:32,307 COULD BE LIKE A MINI-VACATION, 546 00:11:30,973 --> 00:11:32,307 HUH? 547 00:11:32,349 --> 00:11:33,598 HEY, MAN. 548 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,015 THANKS A LOT FOR TELLING ME 549 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,015 TO COME UP HERE. 550 00:11:35,057 --> 00:11:36,224 YUP, THAT WAS GREAT OF ME. 551 00:11:36,265 --> 00:11:37,473 THIS PLACE IS 552 00:11:36,265 --> 00:11:37,473 REALLY ROMANTIC. 553 00:11:37,473 --> 00:11:38,681 MM-HMM. 554 00:11:38,723 --> 00:11:40,848 UH, NOT THAT ROMANTIC, 555 00:11:38,723 --> 00:11:40,848 ACTUALLY. 556 00:11:40,890 --> 00:11:43,681 THE RADIATOR IN OUR ROOM 557 00:11:40,890 --> 00:11:43,681 SOUNDS LIKE A WOMAN SCREAMING. 558 00:11:43,723 --> 00:11:47,307 YEAH, OH, AND THERE WAS 559 00:11:43,723 --> 00:11:47,307 A DEAD CROW IN OUR TOILET. 560 00:11:47,349 --> 00:11:48,848 YOU SHOULD COMPLAIN 561 00:11:47,349 --> 00:11:48,848 ABOUT THAT. 562 00:11:48,890 --> 00:11:50,723 OUR PLACE IS REALLY NICE. 563 00:11:48,890 --> 00:11:50,723 IT'S GOT A FIREPLACE. 564 00:11:50,765 --> 00:11:52,640 I'M GONNA SNUGGLE UP 565 00:11:50,765 --> 00:11:52,640 NEXT TO THAT THING WITH YOU. 566 00:11:52,681 --> 00:11:53,765 NO, I DON'T WANT 567 00:11:52,681 --> 00:11:53,765 TO DO THAT. 568 00:11:53,807 --> 00:11:56,099 'CAUSE OF THE CANCER RISKS. 569 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:57,765 MOST PEOPLE 570 00:11:56,140 --> 00:11:57,765 DON'T KNOW THIS, 571 00:11:57,807 --> 00:11:59,265 BUT SITTING BY A FIRE 572 00:11:57,807 --> 00:11:59,265 IS ACTUALLY WORSE 573 00:11:59,307 --> 00:12:01,265 THAN SUCKING ON A TAILPIPE 574 00:11:59,307 --> 00:12:01,265 OF A BUS. 575 00:12:01,307 --> 00:12:02,973 AH, BECAUSE OF THE GERMS. 576 00:12:03,015 --> 00:12:04,140 FUMES. 577 00:12:04,182 --> 00:12:06,307 OH. 578 00:12:06,349 --> 00:12:08,723 YOU KNOW, WHEN WE FIRST 579 00:12:06,349 --> 00:12:08,723 STARTED DATING, AMY AND I FOUND 580 00:12:08,765 --> 00:12:10,349 THIS REALLY NICE B&B 581 00:12:08,765 --> 00:12:10,349 UP IN THE POCONOS. 582 00:12:10,473 --> 00:12:12,099 WE GOT THAT SWEET 583 00:12:10,473 --> 00:12:12,099 CITY EMPLOYEE DISCOUNT. 584 00:12:12,140 --> 00:12:13,848 REMEMBER THAT, BABE? 585 00:12:13,890 --> 00:12:14,932 TEDDY, THINK FAST. 586 00:12:13,890 --> 00:12:14,932 DRINK MENU. 587 00:12:14,973 --> 00:12:16,099 OW. 588 00:12:16,140 --> 00:12:18,140 I'M SORRY, MAN. 589 00:12:16,140 --> 00:12:18,140 CHUCKED THAT RIGHT AT YOU. 590 00:12:18,182 --> 00:12:20,182 I JUST THOUGHT 591 00:12:18,182 --> 00:12:20,182 YOU REALLY WANTED A DRINK. 592 00:12:20,224 --> 00:12:21,640 I NEVER NEED 593 00:12:20,224 --> 00:12:21,640 A DRINK MENU. 594 00:12:21,681 --> 00:12:22,807 I GOT THE THRILLS 595 00:12:21,681 --> 00:12:22,807 FOR THE PILS. 596 00:12:22,848 --> 00:12:24,765 'CAUSE I'M A PILSNER MAN. 597 00:12:24,807 --> 00:12:25,848 OH, I HADN'T HEARD. 598 00:12:25,890 --> 00:12:27,681 THAT'S IT. 599 00:12:27,723 --> 00:12:29,140 I CAN'T STOP MYSELF. 600 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,765 JERICHO. JERICHO. 601 00:12:29,182 --> 00:12:30,765 JERICHO. 602 00:12:30,807 --> 00:12:32,057 OW! 603 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,890 THAT'S PULLING OUT 604 00:12:32,099 --> 00:12:33,890 ALL THE STOPS? 605 00:12:33,932 --> 00:12:35,182 WHAT'S GOING ON? 606 00:12:35,224 --> 00:12:36,640 I WANT TO BREAK IT UP. 607 00:12:36,681 --> 00:12:37,640 US. 608 00:12:37,681 --> 00:12:39,140 I WANT TO BREAK US UP. 609 00:12:39,182 --> 00:12:40,890 HEY, FOLKS. 610 00:12:40,932 --> 00:12:43,015 WELCOME 611 00:12:40,932 --> 00:12:43,015 TO THE MAPLE DRIP INN. 612 00:12:43,057 --> 00:12:44,224 EVERYONE EXCITED 613 00:12:43,057 --> 00:12:44,224 TO BE HERE? 614 00:12:44,265 --> 00:12:46,224 WE HAVING 615 00:12:44,265 --> 00:12:46,224 A GOOD TIME? 616 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,890 WE ARE NOT. 617 00:12:48,932 --> 00:12:50,265 ALL RIGHT, GINA. 618 00:12:50,307 --> 00:12:51,349 WE HAVE TO ACT SOON. 619 00:12:51,473 --> 00:12:53,182 THAT COLD MEDICINE 620 00:12:51,473 --> 00:12:53,182 DIAZ CHUGGED... 621 00:12:53,224 --> 00:12:55,015 IT WAS THE NON-DROWSY KIND. 622 00:12:55,057 --> 00:12:56,182 SHE'S ALL OVER THE PLACE. 623 00:12:56,224 --> 00:12:58,681 HEY! HEY, HEY, HEY. 624 00:12:56,224 --> 00:12:58,681 GUESS WHAT. 625 00:12:58,723 --> 00:13:00,224 I GOT A NEW LEAD TO ASK 626 00:12:58,723 --> 00:13:00,224 MY PERP ABOUT. 627 00:13:00,265 --> 00:13:02,182 IT'S A DRUG DEALER 628 00:13:00,265 --> 00:13:02,182 ON STATE STREET. 629 00:13:03,224 --> 00:13:04,224 OH! 630 00:13:04,265 --> 00:13:06,473 WHY DOESN'T SOMEONE 631 00:13:04,265 --> 00:13:06,473 ANSWER THAT PHONE? 632 00:13:06,473 --> 00:13:08,182 GET IT. 633 00:13:06,473 --> 00:13:08,182 I'LL GET IT. 634 00:13:08,224 --> 00:13:09,182 HELLO. 635 00:13:09,224 --> 00:13:10,265 NO, THERE'S NO MICHAEL HERE. 636 00:13:10,307 --> 00:13:11,848 YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER. 637 00:13:10,307 --> 00:13:11,848 GOOD-BYE. 638 00:13:11,890 --> 00:13:12,890 I'M MICHAEL. 639 00:13:12,932 --> 00:13:14,182 THAT'S A DUMB NAME, 640 00:13:12,932 --> 00:13:14,182 BUT IT'S YOURS, 641 00:13:14,224 --> 00:13:15,681 AND YOU SHOULD BE PROUD OF IT 642 00:13:14,224 --> 00:13:15,681 BECAUSE YOU ARE 643 00:13:15,723 --> 00:13:17,182 THE GREATEST DETECTIVE 644 00:13:15,723 --> 00:13:17,182 I'VE EVER KNOWN. 645 00:13:17,224 --> 00:13:19,473 NO DOY, DIAZ. 646 00:13:17,224 --> 00:13:19,473 NO DOY. 647 00:13:19,473 --> 00:13:22,349 WHERE IS MY FILE? 648 00:13:19,473 --> 00:13:22,349 YEAH. 649 00:13:22,473 --> 00:13:23,765 SHE'S SO HOPPED UP 650 00:13:22,473 --> 00:13:23,765 ON THAT STUFF, 651 00:13:23,807 --> 00:13:25,182 HER BRAIN'S GONNA BLOW. 652 00:13:25,224 --> 00:13:26,681 I'M GONNA INTERROGATE THE PERP. 653 00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,473 YOU KEEP DIAZ OCCUPIED. 654 00:13:28,473 --> 00:13:31,057 I DON'T WANT TO GET NEAR 655 00:13:28,473 --> 00:13:31,057 HER GERM FACE. 656 00:13:31,099 --> 00:13:33,099 PERMISSION TO LOCK HER 657 00:13:31,099 --> 00:13:33,099 IN A DISTANT ROOM? 658 00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:34,890 NO. 659 00:13:33,140 --> 00:13:34,890 JUST DISTRACT HER. 660 00:13:34,932 --> 00:13:37,349 YES. 661 00:13:34,932 --> 00:13:37,349 THAT IS WHAT I WILL DO. 662 00:13:37,473 --> 00:13:39,473 ROSA, 663 00:13:37,473 --> 00:13:39,473 COME HERE. 664 00:13:39,473 --> 00:13:41,723 GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 665 00:13:39,473 --> 00:13:41,723 IT'S A SECRET. 666 00:13:41,765 --> 00:13:43,765 OKAY, BUT I HAVE 667 00:13:41,765 --> 00:13:43,765 A LOT OF STUFF TO DO. 668 00:13:43,807 --> 00:13:45,307 WHAT'S THE SECRET? 669 00:13:43,807 --> 00:13:45,307 WHAT'S THE SECRET? 670 00:13:45,349 --> 00:13:46,307 WHAT'S THE SECRET? 671 00:13:46,349 --> 00:13:47,807 HERE IT IS. SEE? 672 00:13:46,349 --> 00:13:47,807 GINA. 673 00:13:47,848 --> 00:13:49,265 LET ME OUT OF HERE. 674 00:13:47,848 --> 00:13:49,265 I GOT TO TALK TO MY PERP. 675 00:13:49,307 --> 00:13:50,515 SHH. 676 00:13:50,556 --> 00:13:53,932 YOU KNOW, MANY PEOPLE THINK 677 00:13:50,556 --> 00:13:53,932 THAT SCRAMBLED EGGS 678 00:13:53,973 --> 00:13:55,723 ARE THE EASIEST FOOD TO MAKE, 679 00:13:55,765 --> 00:13:58,848 BUT THAT IS INCREDIBLY FOOLISH. 680 00:13:58,890 --> 00:14:02,848 THEY ARE A HIGHLY NUANCED 681 00:13:58,890 --> 00:14:02,848 AND COMPLICATED DISH. 682 00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:05,932 OKAY, NOW, GO AHEAD 683 00:14:02,890 --> 00:14:05,932 AND POUR YOUR EGGS 684 00:14:05,973 --> 00:14:09,848 RIGHT INTO THE PAN, 685 00:14:05,973 --> 00:14:09,848 NICE AND SLOW. 686 00:14:11,265 --> 00:14:12,473 OH. 687 00:14:12,473 --> 00:14:14,015 OKAY, NOW WHAT DO I DO? 688 00:14:12,473 --> 00:14:14,015 OH, BOY. 689 00:14:14,057 --> 00:14:15,473 OKAY, WELL, 690 00:14:14,057 --> 00:14:15,473 YOU HEAR THAT SIZZLE? 691 00:14:15,473 --> 00:14:18,807 THAT MEANS THE HEAT IS 692 00:14:15,473 --> 00:14:18,807 A LITTLE TOO HIGH ON THOSE EGGS. 693 00:14:18,848 --> 00:14:20,848 WELL, THE HIGHER THE HEAT, 694 00:14:18,848 --> 00:14:20,848 THE FASTER THE EGGS COOK, 695 00:14:20,890 --> 00:14:21,848 THE SOONER KEVIN EATS. 696 00:14:21,890 --> 00:14:22,890 AM I INCORRECT? 697 00:14:22,932 --> 00:14:25,307 NO, YOU MAKE 698 00:14:22,932 --> 00:14:25,307 AN EXCELLENT POINT, 699 00:14:25,349 --> 00:14:28,265 BUT WE DON'T WANT TO FEED KEVIN 700 00:14:25,349 --> 00:14:28,265 BURNED GARBAGE. 701 00:14:28,307 --> 00:14:31,473 COOKING IS ABOUT PATIENCE. 702 00:14:31,473 --> 00:14:34,099 ARE YOU COMPLETELY INSANE? 703 00:14:34,140 --> 00:14:37,182 YOU NEVER SALT CAN TO PAN. 704 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:40,140 THE HAND... 705 00:14:37,224 --> 00:14:40,140 THE HAND IS THE MIDDLE MAN. 706 00:14:40,182 --> 00:14:41,224 OKAY? 707 00:14:41,265 --> 00:14:43,473 WHAT YOU DID IS 708 00:14:41,265 --> 00:14:43,473 THE CULINARY EQUIVALENT 709 00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:45,807 OF UNPROTECTED SEX. 710 00:14:48,057 --> 00:14:49,515 YOU KNOW WHAT? 711 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:53,932 YOU, SIR, ARE NOT READY 712 00:14:49,556 --> 00:14:53,932 TO SCRAMBLE EGGS. 713 00:14:53,973 --> 00:14:55,765 HAND OVER YOUR SPATULA. 714 00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,057 FINE. 715 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,765 I ONLY WISH IN RETURN 716 00:14:58,932 --> 00:15:00,765 I COULD GET BACK ALL THE TIME 717 00:15:00,807 --> 00:15:04,182 I JUST WASTED 718 00:15:00,807 --> 00:15:04,182 ON THIS FUTILE PROJECT. 719 00:15:04,224 --> 00:15:07,473 I'M JUST GONNA MAKE KEVIN 720 00:15:04,224 --> 00:15:07,473 PLAIN TOAST FOR BREAKFAST. 721 00:15:07,515 --> 00:15:09,973 OH, THAT IS LOW. 722 00:15:10,015 --> 00:15:12,015 HEY, BOYLE. 723 00:15:10,015 --> 00:15:12,015 I SMELL BURNING. 724 00:15:12,057 --> 00:15:14,182 IS HITCHCOCK ROASTING CORN 725 00:15:12,057 --> 00:15:14,182 ON THE RADIATOR AGAIN? 726 00:15:14,224 --> 00:15:15,473 NO. 727 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,182 WHAT YOU SMELL 728 00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:17,182 IS THE BURNING WRECKAGE 729 00:15:17,224 --> 00:15:18,973 OF MY RELATIONSHIP 730 00:15:17,224 --> 00:15:18,973 WITH HOLT. 731 00:15:19,015 --> 00:15:21,473 SO THERE'S NO CORN 732 00:15:19,015 --> 00:15:21,473 ON THE COB? 733 00:15:21,473 --> 00:15:24,057 THE MAIN REASON YOU WANT 734 00:15:21,473 --> 00:15:24,057 TO BREAK UP WITH ME 735 00:15:24,099 --> 00:15:26,807 IS THE PILSNERS? 736 00:15:26,848 --> 00:15:27,932 I-I LIKE OTHER DRINKS. 737 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,349 IT'S DELICIOUS. 738 00:15:33,057 --> 00:15:34,349 I WANT MORE. 739 00:15:34,473 --> 00:15:36,265 IT'S NOT JUST 740 00:15:34,473 --> 00:15:36,265 THE PILSNERS. 741 00:15:36,307 --> 00:15:38,932 THERE ARE SO MANY REASONS 742 00:15:36,307 --> 00:15:38,932 I WANT TO BREAK UP. 743 00:15:38,973 --> 00:15:40,265 THAT SOUNDED BAD, 744 00:15:38,973 --> 00:15:40,265 DIDN'T IT? 745 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,973 AS A LAWYER, IT'S MY DUTY 746 00:15:40,307 --> 00:15:42,973 TO TELL YOU TO SHH. 747 00:15:43,015 --> 00:15:44,807 OKAY, LOOK. 748 00:15:44,848 --> 00:15:48,473 THERE'S JUST NO SPARK 749 00:15:44,848 --> 00:15:48,473 BETWEEN US. 750 00:15:48,473 --> 00:15:49,598 THAT'S VAGUE. 751 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:51,848 UH, YOU'RE... 752 00:15:51,890 --> 00:15:52,848 BORING. 753 00:15:52,890 --> 00:15:54,265 NO, THAT'S TOO HARSH. 754 00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:56,140 THIS IS WHY I WANTED 755 00:15:54,307 --> 00:15:56,140 TO WRITE IT DOWN. 756 00:15:56,182 --> 00:15:59,015 CAN I MAYBE JUST HAVE 757 00:15:56,182 --> 00:15:59,015 TWO HOURS ALONE WITH MY LAPTOP, 758 00:15:59,057 --> 00:16:00,224 SO I CAN TYPE UP A DRAFT? 759 00:16:00,265 --> 00:16:01,349 GREAT IDEA. 760 00:16:01,473 --> 00:16:02,848 IN THE MEANTIME, 761 00:16:01,473 --> 00:16:02,848 WE CAN JUST CHAT. 762 00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:04,515 YOU KNOW WHAT? 763 00:16:02,890 --> 00:16:04,515 WE SHOULD GO. 764 00:16:04,556 --> 00:16:06,099 NO, ACTUALLY, 765 00:16:04,556 --> 00:16:06,099 I THINK YOU SHOULD STAY, 766 00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:08,099 SO WE CAN ALL TALK 767 00:16:06,140 --> 00:16:08,099 ABOUT THE REAL REASON 768 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:09,973 THERE'S A PROBLEM 769 00:16:08,140 --> 00:16:09,973 IN MY RELATIONSHIP WITH AMY, 770 00:16:10,015 --> 00:16:10,973 WHICH IS YOU, JAKE. 771 00:16:11,015 --> 00:16:12,556 BUH... WHAT NOW, HUH? 772 00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:14,224 ABOUT HOW YOU TOLD HER 773 00:16:12,598 --> 00:16:14,224 THAT YOU LIKED HER 774 00:16:14,265 --> 00:16:16,015 BEFORE YOU WENT UNDERCOVER. 775 00:16:16,057 --> 00:16:18,140 YOU LIKED AMY? 776 00:16:16,057 --> 00:16:18,140 UM... 777 00:16:18,182 --> 00:16:22,140 I DID, BUT THAT WAS 778 00:16:18,182 --> 00:16:22,140 MANY MOONS AGO. 779 00:16:22,182 --> 00:16:23,224 WAS IT? 780 00:16:23,265 --> 00:16:24,640 'CAUSE I KNOW 781 00:16:23,265 --> 00:16:24,640 FOR A FACT YOU ALSO 782 00:16:24,681 --> 00:16:26,140 TOLD HER WHEN YOU GOT BACK, 783 00:16:24,681 --> 00:16:26,140 AND EVERY TIME YOU WOULD, 784 00:16:26,182 --> 00:16:28,224 SHE WOULD GET "CONFUSED," 785 00:16:26,182 --> 00:16:28,224 AND THEN OUR RELATIONSHIP 786 00:16:28,265 --> 00:16:29,890 WOULD GET "OUT OF SYNC," 787 00:16:28,265 --> 00:16:29,890 AND IF YOU ASK ME, 788 00:16:29,932 --> 00:16:31,932 I THINK 789 00:16:29,932 --> 00:16:31,932 IT'S BECAUSE AMY LIKED YOU BACK. 790 00:16:33,307 --> 00:16:35,057 DID YOU? 791 00:16:35,099 --> 00:16:38,099 MAYBE. YES. 792 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:40,473 A LITTLE. 793 00:16:40,473 --> 00:16:43,473 I MEAN, I WAS CONFUSED. 794 00:16:43,473 --> 00:16:46,057 AND I REALLY NEED 795 00:16:43,473 --> 00:16:46,057 MY LAPTOP RIGHT NOW. 796 00:16:46,099 --> 00:16:48,598 YOU KNOW WHAT, THIS IS 797 00:16:46,099 --> 00:16:48,598 OFFICIALLY TOO MUCH FOR ME, 798 00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,015 SO I'M GONNA GO UPSTAIRS 799 00:16:50,057 --> 00:16:51,224 AND RIP THE HEADS 800 00:16:50,057 --> 00:16:51,224 OFF SOME DOLLS. 801 00:16:51,265 --> 00:16:52,224 GOOD NIGHT. 802 00:16:52,265 --> 00:16:53,556 I'M GONNA LEAVE TOO. 803 00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:55,182 IF YOU WOULD PLEASE LEAVE 804 00:16:53,598 --> 00:16:55,182 MY TOOTHBRUSH 805 00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:56,640 AND MY HOME BREWING KIT 806 00:16:55,224 --> 00:16:56,640 AT THE DOORSTEP, 807 00:16:56,681 --> 00:16:58,473 I'LL PICK THEM UP TOMORROW. 808 00:16:58,515 --> 00:17:00,598 WELL, I GUESS 809 00:16:58,515 --> 00:17:00,598 THAT'S THE LAST TIME 810 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,473 I INVITE TEDDY ON A TRIP, 811 00:17:00,640 --> 00:17:02,473 RIGHT? 812 00:17:09,182 --> 00:17:10,182 I'M GONNA GO. 813 00:17:10,224 --> 00:17:12,307 YEAH, ME TOO. 814 00:17:18,307 --> 00:17:20,015 HEY, IT'S ME. 815 00:17:20,057 --> 00:17:23,057 PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR. 816 00:17:23,099 --> 00:17:24,099 COME ON, LET'S TALK. 817 00:17:24,140 --> 00:17:26,640 I'M SORRY. 818 00:17:26,681 --> 00:17:27,932 CAN I HELP YOU? 819 00:17:27,973 --> 00:17:29,973 OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT SOPHIA. 820 00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:31,473 HEY, JAKE. OVER HERE, MAN. 821 00:17:31,515 --> 00:17:34,473 OH. 822 00:17:31,515 --> 00:17:34,473 I AM SO SORRY, SIR. 823 00:17:34,473 --> 00:17:36,182 YOU WERE A WRONG DOOR. 824 00:17:36,224 --> 00:17:38,099 YOU WERE A WRONG DOOR. 825 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:41,473 THAT'S A VERY ANGRY MAN. 826 00:17:41,473 --> 00:17:43,349 LOOK, I KNOW WHAT 827 00:17:41,473 --> 00:17:43,349 THAT SOUNDED LIKE AT DINNER, 828 00:17:43,473 --> 00:17:45,973 BUT I PROMISE YOU, 829 00:17:43,473 --> 00:17:45,973 I AM NOT INTO AMY. 830 00:17:46,015 --> 00:17:47,099 IT'S NOT WHAT I HEARD, JAKE. 831 00:17:47,140 --> 00:17:48,265 IT'S WHAT I SAW. 832 00:17:48,307 --> 00:17:49,723 YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN 833 00:17:48,307 --> 00:17:49,723 THE LOOK ON YOUR FACE 834 00:17:49,765 --> 00:17:51,140 WHEN YOU FOUND OUT 835 00:17:49,765 --> 00:17:51,140 AMY LIKED YOU. 836 00:17:51,182 --> 00:17:53,224 LISTEN TO ME. 837 00:17:53,265 --> 00:17:55,265 "LIKED"? 838 00:17:53,265 --> 00:17:55,265 I'M AN ADULT. 839 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:58,099 ALL THIS WHO-LIKES-WHO STUFF 840 00:17:55,307 --> 00:17:58,099 SOUNDS VERY HIGH SCHOOL. 841 00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:59,640 I KNOW, IT'S STUPID. 842 00:17:58,140 --> 00:17:59,640 YOU'RE TOTALLY RIGHT. 843 00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:01,723 BUT THE POINT IS, 844 00:17:59,681 --> 00:18:01,723 I LIKE YOU. 845 00:18:01,765 --> 00:18:03,182 AND YOU'RE SURE 846 00:18:01,765 --> 00:18:03,182 YOU'RE OVER AMY? 847 00:18:03,224 --> 00:18:04,307 YES. 848 00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:06,099 I MEAN, I DIDN'T KNOCK 849 00:18:04,349 --> 00:18:06,099 ON AMY'S DOOR. 850 00:18:06,140 --> 00:18:07,307 I KNOCKED ON YOURS. 851 00:18:07,349 --> 00:18:10,099 ACTUALLY, YOU KNOCKED 852 00:18:07,349 --> 00:18:10,099 ON HIS DOOR. 853 00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:11,473 AND I'M PRETTY SURE 854 00:18:10,140 --> 00:18:11,473 HE'S LISTENING. 855 00:18:11,515 --> 00:18:12,973 NO, I'M NOT. 856 00:18:13,015 --> 00:18:14,307 WHO'S AMY? 857 00:18:14,349 --> 00:18:15,640 YEAH. 858 00:18:14,349 --> 00:18:15,640 COME ON IN. 859 00:18:15,681 --> 00:18:16,973 THANK YOU. 860 00:18:17,015 --> 00:18:19,307 THE PUPPETS ARE ON THE BED. 861 00:18:22,099 --> 00:18:23,307 GOOD MORNING, BOYLE. 862 00:18:23,349 --> 00:18:25,182 OH, GOOD MORNING, 863 00:18:23,349 --> 00:18:25,182 CAPTAIN HOLT. 864 00:18:25,224 --> 00:18:27,099 AFTER OUR DISAGREEMENT 865 00:18:25,224 --> 00:18:27,099 YESTERDAY, I WENT ONLINE 866 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,473 TO READ YOUR CULINARY BLOGS 867 00:18:27,140 --> 00:18:29,473 AND SCOFF. 868 00:18:29,473 --> 00:18:31,473 TO MY DISMAY, 869 00:18:29,473 --> 00:18:31,473 I ACTUALLY LEARNED SOMETHING 870 00:18:31,473 --> 00:18:34,057 ABOUT HOW FOOD 871 00:18:31,473 --> 00:18:34,057 TELLS A STORY, 872 00:18:34,099 --> 00:18:36,182 SO I MADE KEVIN THIS. 873 00:18:36,224 --> 00:18:37,182 IT'S WARM. 874 00:18:37,224 --> 00:18:38,224 IT'S A CROQUE MONSIEUR. 875 00:18:38,265 --> 00:18:39,473 KEVIN AND I SHARED ONE 876 00:18:39,473 --> 00:18:41,224 ON A RAINY AFTERNOON 877 00:18:39,473 --> 00:18:41,224 IN PARIS 878 00:18:41,265 --> 00:18:43,515 ON OUR FIRST ANNIVERSARY. 879 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,224 IT'S ONE OF OUR MOST 880 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,224 TREASURED MEMORIES. 881 00:18:45,265 --> 00:18:46,681 I'M SURE IT'S NOT UP 882 00:18:45,265 --> 00:18:46,681 TO YOUR STANDARDS, 883 00:18:46,723 --> 00:18:49,182 BUT KEVIN SEEMED TO ENJOY IT. 884 00:18:49,224 --> 00:18:51,265 SO THANK YOU 885 00:18:51,307 --> 00:18:54,099 FOR YOUR GUIDANCE. 886 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,307 IT'S GROSS, HUH? 887 00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:03,681 NO. 888 00:19:03,723 --> 00:19:05,473 IT'S PERFECT. 889 00:19:05,473 --> 00:19:09,140 HE'S A NATURAL CHEF. 890 00:19:09,182 --> 00:19:12,140 NOW I KNOW HOW SALIERI FELT. 891 00:19:12,182 --> 00:19:13,182 EVERYTHING OKAY WITH DIAZ? 892 00:19:13,224 --> 00:19:14,224 YEAH, SHE FELL ASLEEP 893 00:19:14,265 --> 00:19:15,556 FIVE MINUTES 894 00:19:14,265 --> 00:19:15,556 AFTER I LOCKED HER IN, 895 00:19:15,598 --> 00:19:18,556 AND SHE HASN'T MOVED 896 00:19:15,598 --> 00:19:18,556 IN THE PAST TEN HOURS. 897 00:19:18,598 --> 00:19:20,473 SHE TALKS IN HER SLEEP. 898 00:19:20,473 --> 00:19:22,807 I'M GONNA RIP YOUR HEAD OFF. 899 00:19:22,848 --> 00:19:25,473 I'M GONNA RIP 900 00:19:22,848 --> 00:19:25,473 YOUR DAMN HEAD OFF, GRANDMA. 901 00:19:25,473 --> 00:19:27,723 OH, TARE-BEAR, 902 00:19:25,473 --> 00:19:27,723 WHAT IF SHE SLEEPS FOREVER? 903 00:19:30,224 --> 00:19:33,473 OH, GOD! 904 00:19:33,473 --> 00:19:34,723 OH, LOOK, IT'S ROSA! 905 00:19:34,765 --> 00:19:36,057 YOU LOOK GREAT, GIRL. 906 00:19:36,099 --> 00:19:37,515 I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 907 00:19:36,099 --> 00:19:37,515 BYE. 908 00:19:37,556 --> 00:19:39,640 YOU BETTER NOT RUN, 909 00:19:37,556 --> 00:19:39,640 BECAUSE I WILL CATCH YOU. 910 00:19:39,681 --> 00:19:42,099 AFTER I'M DONE CRUSHING 911 00:19:39,681 --> 00:19:42,099 THAT PERP, YOU'RE NEXT. 912 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,556 I ALREADY INTERROGATED 913 00:19:42,140 --> 00:19:43,556 THE PERP FOR YOU. 914 00:19:43,598 --> 00:19:44,765 YOU WHAT? 915 00:19:44,807 --> 00:19:46,307 I GOT HIM TO NAME 916 00:19:44,807 --> 00:19:46,307 HIS GIGGLE PIG SUPPLIER. 917 00:19:46,349 --> 00:19:47,349 IT'S ALL GOOD. 918 00:19:47,473 --> 00:19:49,224 NOW GO HOME 919 00:19:47,473 --> 00:19:49,224 AND GET BETTER. 920 00:19:49,265 --> 00:19:50,349 I COULD'VE DONE IT 921 00:19:49,265 --> 00:19:50,349 MYSELF. 922 00:19:50,473 --> 00:19:51,723 NO, YOU COULDN'T HAVE. 923 00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:54,598 YOU LITERALLY HAVE BEEN 924 00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:54,598 IN A COMA SINCE YESTERDAY. 925 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,765 NOW, I KNOW YOU LIKE TO ACT 926 00:19:54,640 --> 00:19:56,765 LIKE YOU DON'T NEED ANY HELP, 927 00:19:56,807 --> 00:19:58,515 BUT WE ALL DO. 928 00:19:58,556 --> 00:20:01,431 I ASK FIVE DUDES TO SPOT ME 929 00:19:58,556 --> 00:20:01,431 WHEN I'M DOING MY SQUATS. 930 00:20:01,473 --> 00:20:04,265 TERRY PAID ME $20 931 00:20:01,473 --> 00:20:04,265 TO LOCK YOU UP. 932 00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:05,598 NO, I DID NOT. 933 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,224 BUT I TOOK THAT CHEDDAR, 934 00:20:07,265 --> 00:20:08,640 AND I MADE YOU THIS SPECIAL 935 00:20:08,681 --> 00:20:12,390 "ROSA'S GONNA MAKE THIS COLD 936 00:20:08,681 --> 00:20:12,390 HER BITCH" CARE PACKAGE. 937 00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:18,890 NOW'S THE TIME WHEN YOU SAY 938 00:20:15,390 --> 00:20:18,890 "THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP." 939 00:20:20,515 --> 00:20:23,431 THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP. 940 00:20:23,473 --> 00:20:25,681 WAIT, IS THAT A SMILE I SEE? 941 00:20:25,723 --> 00:20:28,265 POSSIBLY. 942 00:20:28,307 --> 00:20:33,224 MY IMMUNE SYSTEM IS TOO WEAK 943 00:20:28,307 --> 00:20:33,224 TO FIGHT OFF MY SMILE MUSCLES. 944 00:20:36,848 --> 00:20:38,640 YOU OKAY? 945 00:20:38,681 --> 00:20:39,765 WANT SOME BLUE? 946 00:20:39,807 --> 00:20:41,473 SURE. 947 00:20:45,681 --> 00:20:48,140 WOW, LAST NIGHT 948 00:20:45,681 --> 00:20:48,140 REALLY BROKE YOU, HUH? 949 00:20:48,182 --> 00:20:50,349 ACTUALLY, I THINK 950 00:20:48,182 --> 00:20:50,349 IT WAS PROBABLY FOR THE BEST. 951 00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:52,307 I'M GLAD I GOT IT OVER WITH. 952 00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:52,307 TOTALLY. 953 00:20:52,349 --> 00:20:54,182 SOMETIMES YOU GOT TO JUST 954 00:20:52,349 --> 00:20:54,182 RIP OFF THE BAND-AID 955 00:20:54,224 --> 00:20:57,140 AND LET THE SCAB 956 00:20:54,224 --> 00:20:57,140 BLEED ALL OVER THE PLACE. 957 00:20:57,182 --> 00:20:59,140 THAT'S NOT THE EXPRESSION 958 00:20:57,182 --> 00:20:59,140 AT ALL. 959 00:20:59,182 --> 00:21:00,473 I'M 100% IT IS. 960 00:21:02,349 --> 00:21:04,473 SO HOW'D IT GO WITH SOPHIA? 961 00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:06,224 GOOD. 962 00:21:04,473 --> 00:21:06,224 WE MADE UP. 963 00:21:06,265 --> 00:21:07,807 WE'RE STILL TOGETHER. 964 00:21:07,848 --> 00:21:10,182 I TOLD HER, YOU KNOW, EVERYTHING 965 00:21:07,848 --> 00:21:10,182 WITH ME AND YOU IS IN THE PAST, 966 00:21:10,224 --> 00:21:11,640 AND WE'RE JUST FRIENDS, SO... 967 00:21:14,473 --> 00:21:15,765 I MEAN, DON'T GET ME WRONG. 968 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,349 I AM THRILLED TO KNOW 969 00:21:15,807 --> 00:21:18,349 THAT YOU USED TO LIKE ME, 970 00:21:18,473 --> 00:21:20,182 AND I WILL BRING IT UP 971 00:21:18,473 --> 00:21:20,182 CONSTANTLY. 972 00:21:20,224 --> 00:21:21,349 GREAT. 973 00:21:21,473 --> 00:21:22,556 HEY, SHOULD WE MAKE 974 00:21:21,473 --> 00:21:22,556 A LEFT UP HERE 975 00:21:22,598 --> 00:21:24,681 AT YOU-USED-TO-LIKE-ME LANE, 976 00:21:22,598 --> 00:21:24,681 OR... 977 00:21:24,723 --> 00:21:26,556 HA, HA. 978 00:21:26,598 --> 00:21:27,681 I COULD ALWAYS JUST CUT ACROSS 979 00:21:27,723 --> 00:21:29,349 AT AMY-USED-TO-LIKE-JAKE 980 00:21:27,723 --> 00:21:29,349 BOULEVARD. 981 00:21:29,473 --> 00:21:30,681 OKAY, STOP IT, 982 00:21:29,473 --> 00:21:30,681 OR I'LL CRASH THE CAR. 983 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:31,848 DON'T DO THAT. 984 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,973 (man) 985 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,973 NOT A DOCTOR. 986 00:21:31,890 --> 00:21:33,973 SHH.