1 00:00:04,747 --> 00:00:05,996 INTERESTING. 2 00:00:08,077 --> 00:00:10,699 VERY, VERY INTERESTING. 3 00:00:10,741 --> 00:00:11,698 GUYS. 4 00:00:11,740 --> 00:00:13,529 CAPTAIN HOLT HAS NO PANTS ON. 5 00:00:13,571 --> 00:00:14,778 UM... 6 00:00:14,820 --> 00:00:15,777 WHAT? 7 00:00:15,819 --> 00:00:17,775 HE HAS NO PANTS ON, 8 00:00:15,819 --> 00:00:17,775 IS WHAT. 9 00:00:18,900 --> 00:00:20,439 AT 11:55 A.M., 10 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,561 CAPTAIN HOLT WALKED PAST US 11 00:00:20,480 --> 00:00:23,561 HOLDING A HOT BOWL OF SOUP. 12 00:00:23,603 --> 00:00:26,224 AT 12:03 P.M., 13 00:00:23,603 --> 00:00:26,224 I HEARD HIM YELL... 14 00:00:26,266 --> 00:00:27,223 OUCH! 15 00:00:27,265 --> 00:00:29,015 THEN AT 12:07, 16 00:00:29,056 --> 00:00:30,679 HE CALLED GINA INTO HIS OFFICE. 17 00:00:30,721 --> 00:00:32,095 SHE ENTERED, HOLDING NOTHING. 18 00:00:32,137 --> 00:00:35,257 ONE MINUTE LATER, 19 00:00:32,137 --> 00:00:35,257 SHE LEFT HOLDING AN OPAQUE BAG. 20 00:00:35,299 --> 00:00:38,089 CAPTAIN HOLT'S PANTS 21 00:00:35,299 --> 00:00:38,089 WERE IN THAT BAG. 22 00:00:38,131 --> 00:00:39,461 HIS KNEES ARE 23 00:00:38,131 --> 00:00:39,461 IN THE BREEZE. 24 00:00:39,503 --> 00:00:40,919 HE'S IN HIS UNDIES. 25 00:00:40,961 --> 00:00:42,917 THAT EVIDENCE 26 00:00:40,961 --> 00:00:42,917 IS CIRCUMSTANTIAL. 27 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,915 OH, SO YOU GUYS 28 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:44,915 WANT VISUAL CONFIRMATION? 29 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:45,914 NO. 30 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:45,914 NOT REALLY. 31 00:00:45,956 --> 00:00:46,913 DONE. 32 00:00:46,955 --> 00:00:48,369 HEY, CAPTAIN. 33 00:00:48,411 --> 00:00:50,119 I JUST NEED YOU TO SIGN 34 00:00:48,411 --> 00:00:50,119 SOMETHING AT MY DESK REAL QUICK. 35 00:00:50,160 --> 00:00:52,158 JUST LEAVE IT ON THE COUCH. 36 00:00:52,198 --> 00:00:54,073 DISMISSED. 37 00:00:52,198 --> 00:00:54,073 OKAY. 38 00:00:54,115 --> 00:00:55,821 SIR, YOU'RE GONNA FREAK. 39 00:00:55,863 --> 00:00:57,402 YO-YO MA 40 00:00:55,863 --> 00:00:57,402 IS IN THE PRECINCT, 41 00:00:57,443 --> 00:00:58,651 AND HE'S GIVING OUT AUTOGRAPHS. 42 00:00:58,693 --> 00:01:01,149 YO-YO MA IS ON TOUR 43 00:00:58,693 --> 00:01:01,149 IN AUSTRALIA RIGHT NOW. 44 00:01:01,189 --> 00:01:03,354 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW THAT? 45 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,394 SIR, I'M CHOKING 46 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:05,394 ON A LOZENGE! 47 00:01:05,435 --> 00:01:07,392 I'M GONNA DIE! 48 00:01:07,433 --> 00:01:09,765 I GOT YOU, JAKE! 49 00:01:07,433 --> 00:01:09,765 NO, NO. 50 00:01:09,807 --> 00:01:10,806 STOP. 51 00:01:09,807 --> 00:01:10,806 I SWALLOWED IT. 52 00:01:10,848 --> 00:01:12,178 I SWALLOWED IT. 53 00:01:10,848 --> 00:01:12,178 IT'S FINE. 54 00:01:12,220 --> 00:01:13,761 HEY, HEY. 55 00:01:13,803 --> 00:01:14,969 I MADE YOU 56 00:01:13,803 --> 00:01:14,969 ANOTHER BOWL OF SOUP 57 00:01:15,010 --> 00:01:16,758 SINCE YOU SPILLED YOURS 58 00:01:15,010 --> 00:01:16,758 EARLIER, 59 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,338 BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE 60 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,338 TO COME OVER HERE TO GET IT. 61 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,129 ALL RIGHT, PERALTA, 62 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,129 I'M SICK OF YOU WASTING TIME, 63 00:01:21,169 --> 00:01:22,961 SO, YES, I SPILLED 64 00:01:21,169 --> 00:01:22,961 SOME MINESTRONE ON MY PANTS, 65 00:01:23,002 --> 00:01:24,126 AND I'M SITTING 66 00:01:23,002 --> 00:01:24,126 IN MY UNDERWEAR. 67 00:01:24,166 --> 00:01:25,125 HAPPY? 68 00:01:25,165 --> 00:01:26,832 YES. 69 00:01:26,873 --> 00:01:28,122 AH. 70 00:01:28,162 --> 00:01:30,911 SIR, I NEED YOU 71 00:01:28,162 --> 00:01:30,911 TO SIGN OFF ON... 72 00:01:30,953 --> 00:01:33,449 LOOK AT US, JUST THREE PEOPLE 73 00:01:30,953 --> 00:01:33,449 WITH PANTS ON 74 00:01:33,491 --> 00:01:35,197 HAVING A NORMAL CONVERSATION. 75 00:01:35,239 --> 00:01:37,113 YEP. 76 00:01:35,239 --> 00:01:37,113 NO STORY HERE. 77 00:01:57,133 --> 00:01:58,591 HELLO, EVERYBODY. 78 00:01:58,633 --> 00:02:01,254 IN MY HANDS, 79 00:01:58,633 --> 00:02:01,254 I HOLD THE DRIVING DIRECTIONS 80 00:02:01,296 --> 00:02:03,628 TO THIS YEAR'S 81 00:02:01,296 --> 00:02:03,628 DETECTIVES-ONLY GETAWAY. 82 00:02:03,669 --> 00:02:04,710 GIVE IT A COOL NAME, 83 00:02:03,669 --> 00:02:04,710 JAKE. 84 00:02:04,752 --> 00:02:06,249 ALL RIGHT, DETECTIVES-ONLY 85 00:02:04,752 --> 00:02:06,249 GETAWAY... 86 00:02:06,291 --> 00:02:07,707 D-O-G, DOG, DOG PARTY... 87 00:02:07,749 --> 00:02:09,040 DOG PARTY '15. 88 00:02:09,081 --> 00:02:10,080 WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! 89 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,328 BIG SHOUT-OUT 90 00:02:10,120 --> 00:02:11,328 TO CHARLES BOYLE 91 00:02:11,369 --> 00:02:13,284 FOR HOSTING US 92 00:02:11,369 --> 00:02:13,284 AT HIS BEACH HOUSE THIS YEAR. 93 00:02:13,326 --> 00:02:14,283 YEAH. 94 00:02:15,324 --> 00:02:16,740 YOU SHOULD REALLY 95 00:02:15,324 --> 00:02:16,740 THANK MY EX-WIFE. 96 00:02:16,782 --> 00:02:17,822 WE SPLIT IT 97 00:02:16,782 --> 00:02:17,822 IN THE DIVORCE. 98 00:02:17,864 --> 00:02:20,444 I GET IT FOR DECEMBER 99 00:02:17,864 --> 00:02:20,444 THROUGH FEBRUARY. 100 00:02:20,486 --> 00:02:22,567 WINTER B-HOUSE! 101 00:02:20,486 --> 00:02:22,567 WOOF, WOOF, WOOF! 102 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:23,816 YEAH, THAT'S NOT 103 00:02:22,609 --> 00:02:23,816 REALLY CATCHING ON. 104 00:02:23,858 --> 00:02:25,939 AW. 105 00:02:23,858 --> 00:02:25,939 AS ALWAYS, 106 00:02:23,858 --> 00:02:25,939 THERE WILL BE NO SPOUSES, 107 00:02:25,981 --> 00:02:27,896 NO BOSSES, NO WORK... 108 00:02:27,937 --> 00:02:29,143 NO BEDTIMES, 109 00:02:29,185 --> 00:02:30,309 WITHIN REASON. 110 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,390 ALL RIGHT, SANTIAGO'S 111 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,390 FEELING ROWDY. 112 00:02:32,432 --> 00:02:33,556 WHO ELSE IS FEELING IT? 113 00:02:33,598 --> 00:02:34,930 I CAN'T WAIT. 114 00:02:34,972 --> 00:02:37,093 THIS WEEKEND, 115 00:02:34,972 --> 00:02:37,093 I AM VACATION TERRY. 116 00:02:37,135 --> 00:02:39,341 NO KIDS, 117 00:02:37,135 --> 00:02:39,341 NO RESPONSIBILITIES. 118 00:02:39,383 --> 00:02:42,547 I'M JUST A BALLOON FLOATING 119 00:02:39,383 --> 00:02:42,547 IN THE GREAT BLUE SKY, 120 00:02:42,589 --> 00:02:45,127 AND I AM UNTETHERED. 121 00:02:45,169 --> 00:02:46,334 AND JUST TO CLARIFY, 122 00:02:46,376 --> 00:02:49,041 HOW UNTETHERED IS VACATION TERRY 123 00:02:46,376 --> 00:02:49,041 FROM HIS WIFE? 124 00:02:49,081 --> 00:02:50,122 VERY TETHERED. 125 00:02:50,164 --> 00:02:51,872 ALL RIGHT, ANYONE ELSE 126 00:02:50,164 --> 00:02:51,872 HAVE QUESTIONS? 127 00:02:51,913 --> 00:02:53,619 HITCHCOCK, SCULLY, 128 00:02:51,913 --> 00:02:53,619 YOU'VE BEEN WEIRDLY SILENT. 129 00:02:53,661 --> 00:02:54,952 WE DIDN'T WANT 130 00:02:53,661 --> 00:02:54,952 TO SAY ANYTHING 131 00:02:54,994 --> 00:02:56,116 THAT WOULD GET US 132 00:02:54,994 --> 00:02:56,116 UNINVITED. 133 00:02:56,158 --> 00:02:57,782 SMART. 134 00:02:56,158 --> 00:02:57,782 ALL RIGHT, GET PUMPED, PEOPLE. 135 00:02:57,824 --> 00:02:59,864 DOG PARTY '15, 136 00:02:57,824 --> 00:02:59,864 OOH-OOH! 137 00:03:03,693 --> 00:03:06,148 TWO BOTTLES OF VODKA. 138 00:03:06,189 --> 00:03:09,270 IS THIS GONNA BE THE WEEKEND 139 00:03:06,189 --> 00:03:09,270 WE FINALLY MEET SIX-DRINK AMY? 140 00:03:09,311 --> 00:03:11,727 SIX-DRINK AMY? 141 00:03:09,311 --> 00:03:11,727 WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 142 00:03:11,768 --> 00:03:15,015 IT'S THE PINNACLE OF 143 00:03:11,768 --> 00:03:15,015 THE SANTIAGO DRUNKENNESS SCALE. 144 00:03:15,055 --> 00:03:18,386 ONE DRINK, 145 00:03:15,055 --> 00:03:18,386 AMY'S A LITTLE SPACEY. 146 00:03:18,428 --> 00:03:19,844 WAIT. WHAT? 147 00:03:19,885 --> 00:03:21,800 LOUD AMY. 148 00:03:21,842 --> 00:03:23,673 YOU WANT TO GET A CAB? 149 00:03:24,797 --> 00:03:26,837 AMY DANCE PANTS. 150 00:03:26,878 --> 00:03:28,835 FOUR-DRINK AMY 151 00:03:26,878 --> 00:03:28,835 IS A BIT OF A PERVERT. 152 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:30,541 HEY, CHECK IT OUT. 153 00:03:32,580 --> 00:03:33,746 AND FIVE-DRINK AMY 154 00:03:33,788 --> 00:03:35,369 IS WEIRDLY CONFIDENT. 155 00:03:35,411 --> 00:03:38,366 LET'S DO THIS, LITTLE MAN. 156 00:03:38,408 --> 00:03:41,405 BUT I'VE NEVER SEEN 157 00:03:38,408 --> 00:03:41,405 SIX-DRINK AMY. 158 00:03:41,446 --> 00:03:44,527 MAYBE SHE'S THE ONE I COULD 159 00:03:41,446 --> 00:03:44,527 ACTUALLY BE FRIENDS WITH, 160 00:03:44,568 --> 00:03:48,189 AKA MY SASQUATCH. 161 00:03:54,266 --> 00:03:55,808 HEY, THERE, BEAUTIFUL. 162 00:03:55,849 --> 00:03:57,889 MARCUS, WHAT ARE YOU 163 00:03:55,849 --> 00:03:57,889 DOING HERE? 164 00:03:57,931 --> 00:03:59,178 I KNOW YOU LOST 165 00:03:57,931 --> 00:03:59,178 YOUR PHONE CHARGER, 166 00:03:59,220 --> 00:04:00,636 SO I GOT YOU A NEW ONE, 167 00:03:59,220 --> 00:04:00,636 AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE 168 00:04:00,678 --> 00:04:01,802 YOUR PHONE'S ALL JUICED UP 169 00:04:01,843 --> 00:04:04,006 FOR SOME SWEET 170 00:04:01,843 --> 00:04:04,006 LONG-DISTANCE TEXTING. 171 00:04:04,048 --> 00:04:05,506 THANKS. 172 00:04:04,048 --> 00:04:05,506 WHAT DO I OWE YOU? 173 00:04:05,547 --> 00:04:07,128 IT'S A GIFT. 174 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:08,544 ALL YOU GOT TO SAY 175 00:04:07,170 --> 00:04:08,544 IS THANK YOU. 176 00:04:08,586 --> 00:04:11,124 I SAID THANK YOU. 177 00:04:08,586 --> 00:04:11,124 THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I SAID. 178 00:04:11,166 --> 00:04:13,498 SORRY. 179 00:04:11,166 --> 00:04:13,498 YOU'RE NICE. 180 00:04:13,539 --> 00:04:14,497 I'LL TEXT YOU. 181 00:04:14,538 --> 00:04:15,829 CAN'T WAIT. 182 00:04:15,871 --> 00:04:16,828 INAPPROPRIATE WORK KISS. 183 00:04:16,870 --> 00:04:17,869 TOO FAST. 184 00:04:16,870 --> 00:04:17,869 CAN'T STOP ME. 185 00:04:22,072 --> 00:04:26,109 ROSA D MACKING DOWN 186 00:04:22,072 --> 00:04:26,109 WITH HER BOO ON THE STREET! 187 00:04:26,151 --> 00:04:27,567 I LOVE IT. 188 00:04:27,609 --> 00:04:29,732 SAY "BOO" AGAIN, I WILL 189 00:04:27,609 --> 00:04:29,732 SHOOT YOU IN THE STOMACH. 190 00:04:29,774 --> 00:04:31,063 FINE. 191 00:04:29,774 --> 00:04:31,063 "LOVER BOY" IT IS. 192 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,228 WHAT DID I JUST SAY, 193 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,228 CHARLES? 194 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:33,436 WHAT DID I JUST SAY? 195 00:04:32,270 --> 00:04:33,436 YOU SAID... 196 00:04:33,478 --> 00:04:34,477 YOU SAID NOT TO SAY IT. 197 00:04:36,266 --> 00:04:37,682 PERALTA, I THOUGHT 198 00:04:36,266 --> 00:04:37,682 YOU ALREADY LEFT. 199 00:04:37,724 --> 00:04:39,013 YEAH, I CLOSED 200 00:04:37,724 --> 00:04:39,013 A COUPLE OF CASES 201 00:04:39,055 --> 00:04:40,429 AND HAD TO FINISH UP 202 00:04:39,055 --> 00:04:40,429 THE PAPERWORK. 203 00:04:40,471 --> 00:04:42,260 ALSO, I WANTED 204 00:04:40,471 --> 00:04:42,260 TO THANK YOU AGAIN 205 00:04:42,302 --> 00:04:43,259 FOR GIVING US 206 00:04:42,302 --> 00:04:43,259 THIS HALF DAY. 207 00:04:43,301 --> 00:04:44,634 YES, OF COURSE. 208 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,715 I UNDERSTAND HOW IMPORTANT 209 00:04:44,675 --> 00:04:46,715 THESE EXTRAVAGANZAS ARE. 210 00:04:46,757 --> 00:04:48,338 I'M SURE 211 00:04:46,757 --> 00:04:48,338 YOU'LL HAVE A HOOT. 212 00:04:48,379 --> 00:04:49,795 OH, YEAH, 213 00:04:48,379 --> 00:04:49,795 ALTHOUGH I'M SURE OUR HOOTS 214 00:04:49,837 --> 00:04:51,543 PALE IN COMPARISON 215 00:04:49,837 --> 00:04:51,543 TO THE HOOTS THAT YOU HAD 216 00:04:51,585 --> 00:04:52,584 BACK IN THE DAY. 217 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,415 I BET THINGS 218 00:04:52,626 --> 00:04:54,415 GOT SUPES HOOTS. 219 00:04:54,457 --> 00:04:56,705 ACTUALLY, I WASN'T 220 00:04:54,457 --> 00:04:56,705 PRIVY TO THOSE EVENTS. 221 00:04:56,747 --> 00:04:57,994 AS A GAY BLACK DETECTIVE, 222 00:04:58,036 --> 00:05:00,534 I WAS EXCLUDED 223 00:04:58,036 --> 00:05:00,534 FROM MOST SOCIAL GATHERINGS. 224 00:05:00,576 --> 00:05:02,782 YOU GUYS OFF 225 00:05:00,576 --> 00:05:02,782 TO PLAY SOME GOLF? 226 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:04,905 YEAH. 227 00:05:02,824 --> 00:05:04,905 YOU WANT TO CADDY? 228 00:05:04,945 --> 00:05:07,694 NO, I DO NOT. 229 00:05:07,736 --> 00:05:08,983 YEAH. 230 00:05:09,025 --> 00:05:10,774 GOLF SUCKS. 231 00:05:10,816 --> 00:05:12,063 I KNOW THAT WASN'T 232 00:05:10,816 --> 00:05:12,063 THE POINT OF YOUR STORY. 233 00:05:12,105 --> 00:05:13,936 THOSE GUYS WERE JERKS. 234 00:05:12,105 --> 00:05:13,936 YES. 235 00:05:13,978 --> 00:05:16,893 BUT I DO ENVY 236 00:05:13,978 --> 00:05:16,893 THE CAMARADERIE THEY SHARED. 237 00:05:16,933 --> 00:05:19,390 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED 238 00:05:16,933 --> 00:05:19,390 TO JOSH AROUND WITH MY PEERS. 239 00:05:19,432 --> 00:05:21,597 SO YOU'VE NEVER JOSHED AROUND 240 00:05:19,432 --> 00:05:21,597 WITH ANYONE? 241 00:05:21,638 --> 00:05:22,887 NEVER. 242 00:05:22,927 --> 00:05:25,259 BUT GO HAVE FUN 243 00:05:22,927 --> 00:05:25,259 WITH THE SQUAD. 244 00:05:25,301 --> 00:05:26,883 REALLY JOSH AROUND 245 00:05:25,301 --> 00:05:26,883 FOR ME. 246 00:05:30,754 --> 00:05:33,209 WELCOME TO CHATEAU BOY-AL. 247 00:05:33,251 --> 00:05:35,040 ELEANOR TOLD ME 248 00:05:33,251 --> 00:05:35,040 TO KEEP THE PLACE CLEAN, 249 00:05:35,082 --> 00:05:36,707 BUT I DON'T CARE. 250 00:05:36,748 --> 00:05:39,704 MOMMY'S OUT OF TOWN, 251 00:05:36,748 --> 00:05:39,704 AND WE'RE GONNA PARTY. 252 00:05:39,745 --> 00:05:41,368 YOU CALL YOUR EX-WIFE MOMMY? 253 00:05:41,410 --> 00:05:42,367 NOT CONSCIOUSLY. 254 00:05:42,409 --> 00:05:44,699 THIS WILL DO JUST FINE. 255 00:05:44,740 --> 00:05:45,698 YOU BROUGHT PINEAPPLE? 256 00:05:45,739 --> 00:05:47,404 WELL, THE FANNY RUNS DEEP. 257 00:05:47,445 --> 00:05:49,860 I AM PREPARED 258 00:05:47,445 --> 00:05:49,860 FOR ANY VACATION SITUATION. 259 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:51,898 I'VE GOT A BOTTLE OPENER, 260 00:05:49,900 --> 00:05:51,898 SUNSCREEN, 261 00:05:51,940 --> 00:05:53,356 INFLATABLE NECK PILLOW. 262 00:05:53,398 --> 00:05:55,894 WAIT. 263 00:05:53,398 --> 00:05:55,894 ARE WE HAVING... 264 00:05:55,936 --> 00:05:57,018 FONDUE? 265 00:05:57,060 --> 00:05:58,059 TIGHT. 266 00:05:58,101 --> 00:06:00,224 GINA, YOU READY 267 00:05:58,101 --> 00:06:00,224 TO PARTY OR WHAT? 268 00:06:00,266 --> 00:06:02,222 DON'T MIND IF I... 269 00:06:00,266 --> 00:06:02,222 OH. 270 00:06:02,264 --> 00:06:03,680 WHOA. 271 00:06:03,721 --> 00:06:05,302 DANG! 272 00:06:05,344 --> 00:06:07,175 AH! 273 00:06:07,217 --> 00:06:08,675 YOU'RE TWO SHOTS 274 00:06:07,217 --> 00:06:08,675 BEHIND, LINETTI. 275 00:06:09,715 --> 00:06:11,171 WHAT UP, PARTY PEOPLE? 276 00:06:12,629 --> 00:06:14,835 YOU KNOW HOW I'M ALWAYS SAYING 277 00:06:12,629 --> 00:06:14,835 IT AIN'T A REAL PARTY 278 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,249 TILL YOUR BOSS SHOWS UP 279 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,249 UNEXPECTEDLY? 280 00:06:17,290 --> 00:06:19,539 WELL, IT'S A PARTY. 281 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:20,663 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 282 00:06:20,704 --> 00:06:22,577 HELLO, 283 00:06:22,619 --> 00:06:23,950 PARTY PEOPLE. 284 00:06:23,991 --> 00:06:25,864 PERALTA TOLD ME 285 00:06:23,991 --> 00:06:25,864 TO SAY THAT. 286 00:06:25,906 --> 00:06:27,280 YEAH, I DID. 287 00:06:35,814 --> 00:06:37,479 OKAY, WELL, CAPTAIN, 288 00:06:37,521 --> 00:06:39,227 THE ONLY FREE BEDROOM 289 00:06:37,521 --> 00:06:39,227 IS MY EX-WIFE'S, 290 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:40,684 WHICH IS 291 00:06:39,268 --> 00:06:40,684 STRICTLY OFF-LIMITS. 292 00:06:40,726 --> 00:06:42,847 SHE LOCKS THE DOOR AND TAKES 293 00:06:40,726 --> 00:06:42,847 THE HANDLE HOME WITH HER. 294 00:06:42,889 --> 00:06:44,887 ALL RIGHT, 295 00:06:42,889 --> 00:06:44,887 YOU CAN HAVE MY BED. 296 00:06:44,929 --> 00:06:46,053 CHARLES, 297 00:06:44,929 --> 00:06:46,053 I'LL TAKE YOURS. 298 00:06:46,094 --> 00:06:47,052 PROBLEM SOLVED. 299 00:06:47,093 --> 00:06:48,218 I'LL SLEEP ON THE FLOOR. 300 00:06:48,259 --> 00:06:49,882 CAPTAIN, COME WITH ME. 301 00:06:52,214 --> 00:06:53,379 WHAT THE HELL, JAKE? 302 00:06:53,421 --> 00:06:54,378 NO BOSSES. 303 00:06:54,420 --> 00:06:55,959 LOOK, HE TOLD ME 304 00:06:54,420 --> 00:06:55,959 THIS STORY 305 00:06:56,001 --> 00:06:58,249 ABOUT HOW HIS SQUAD 306 00:06:56,001 --> 00:06:58,249 ALWAYS EXCLUDED HIM, 307 00:06:58,291 --> 00:07:02,579 AND I KNOW I COME ACROSS 308 00:06:58,291 --> 00:07:02,579 AS A CYNICAL, BADASS COP 309 00:07:02,621 --> 00:07:04,535 WITH A CHECKERED PAST 310 00:07:02,621 --> 00:07:04,535 AND A THIRST FOR... 311 00:07:04,577 --> 00:07:06,033 I FELT BAD. 312 00:07:06,074 --> 00:07:07,365 YOU WOULD'VE TOO. 313 00:07:07,407 --> 00:07:09,489 GUYS, HE JUST WANTS 314 00:07:07,407 --> 00:07:09,489 TO JOSH AROUND. 315 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:10,529 IS THAT SO BAD? 316 00:07:10,571 --> 00:07:11,818 I AM DATING HIS NEPHEW. 317 00:07:11,860 --> 00:07:13,359 NOW WE'RE HANGING OUT 318 00:07:11,860 --> 00:07:13,359 ON WEEKENDS? 319 00:07:13,401 --> 00:07:14,899 WHAT IS NEXT? 320 00:07:14,940 --> 00:07:17,189 SMALL TALK. 321 00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:19,270 OKAY, AMY, YOU GOT TO BE GLAD 322 00:07:17,230 --> 00:07:19,270 THAT HOLT'S HERE, RIGHT? 323 00:07:19,312 --> 00:07:20,561 I MEAN, YOU'RE BASICALLY 324 00:07:19,312 --> 00:07:20,561 IN LOVE WITH HIM. 325 00:07:20,603 --> 00:07:22,017 I LOVE HIM. 326 00:07:22,058 --> 00:07:23,558 I'M NOT IN LOVE 327 00:07:22,058 --> 00:07:23,558 WITH HIM, 328 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,389 BUT I'M DEFINITELY 329 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:25,389 NOT COMFORTABLE 330 00:07:25,431 --> 00:07:26,638 BEING DRUNK AROUND HIM. 331 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,553 AMES, PLEASE KEEP 332 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:28,553 THE VOLUME DOWN, OKAY? 333 00:07:28,595 --> 00:07:30,009 SORRY. 334 00:07:28,595 --> 00:07:30,009 IT'S TWO DRINKS. 335 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,508 I CAN'T HELP IT. 336 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:31,508 THAT'S IT. 337 00:07:31,550 --> 00:07:32,839 I'M CUTTING MYSELF OFF. 338 00:07:32,881 --> 00:07:35,836 SO JAKE MESSES UP, 339 00:07:32,881 --> 00:07:35,836 AND YOU PUNISH ME FOR IT? 340 00:07:35,878 --> 00:07:37,834 COME ON, AMY. 341 00:07:35,878 --> 00:07:37,834 YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT. 342 00:07:37,876 --> 00:07:39,790 YOU GUYS, THIS IS 343 00:07:37,876 --> 00:07:39,790 GONNA BE FINE. 344 00:07:39,832 --> 00:07:41,665 I MEAN, TERRY'S OUR BOSS, 345 00:07:39,832 --> 00:07:41,665 AND HE COMES WITH US EVERY YEAR. 346 00:07:41,707 --> 00:07:43,870 YOU BRING VACATION TERRY, 347 00:07:43,911 --> 00:07:46,326 AND HE IS NO MAN'S BOSS. 348 00:07:46,368 --> 00:07:48,283 WHEN THE SLIPPERS 349 00:07:46,368 --> 00:07:48,283 ARE FILLED, 350 00:07:48,324 --> 00:07:50,197 TERRY IS CHILLED. 351 00:07:50,239 --> 00:07:51,778 WE'RE HAPPY 352 00:07:50,239 --> 00:07:51,778 THE CAPTAIN'S HERE. 353 00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:54,569 THANK YOU, SCULLY AND HITCHCOCK, 354 00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:54,569 THE VOICE OF REASON. 355 00:07:54,610 --> 00:07:56,650 HOLT'S THE BIG FISH 356 00:07:54,610 --> 00:07:56,650 WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR. 357 00:07:56,692 --> 00:07:59,021 WE HAVE AN EXCITING INVESTMENT 358 00:07:56,692 --> 00:07:59,021 OPPORTUNITY TO PITCH HIM. 359 00:07:59,063 --> 00:08:00,811 WHAT? 360 00:07:59,063 --> 00:08:00,811 IT'S AN OFFSHORE CASINO 361 00:08:00,853 --> 00:08:02,644 THAT'S CURRENTLY SUNK 362 00:08:00,853 --> 00:08:02,644 OFF THE COAST OF DELAWARE. 363 00:08:02,686 --> 00:08:03,891 NO, ALL RIGHT, 364 00:08:02,686 --> 00:08:03,891 YOU GUYS ARE BOTH 365 00:08:03,933 --> 00:08:05,558 OFFICIALLY UNINVITED 366 00:08:03,933 --> 00:08:05,558 FROM THIS WHOLE WEEKEND. 367 00:08:05,599 --> 00:08:07,514 TOO LATE. 368 00:08:05,599 --> 00:08:07,514 WE DROVE UP AS A GROUP. 369 00:08:07,556 --> 00:08:08,886 THERE'S NO 370 00:08:07,556 --> 00:08:08,886 GETTING RID OF US. 371 00:08:08,928 --> 00:08:10,094 AH. 372 00:08:08,928 --> 00:08:10,094 SORRY, JAKE. 373 00:08:10,136 --> 00:08:11,176 THIS WEEKEND'S 374 00:08:10,136 --> 00:08:11,176 GONNA SUCK. 375 00:08:11,218 --> 00:08:12,676 ALL RIGHT, YOU KNOW WHAT? 376 00:08:12,717 --> 00:08:15,921 YOU GUYS ARE BEING A BUNCH 377 00:08:12,717 --> 00:08:15,921 OF RACIST, HOMOPHOBIC GOLF COPS, 378 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:18,751 AND I FOR ONE THINK THIS 379 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:18,751 WEEKEND'S GONNA BE EVEN MORE FUN 380 00:08:18,793 --> 00:08:20,791 BECAUSE HOLT IS HERE. 381 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,374 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU 382 00:08:20,833 --> 00:08:22,374 DOING DOWN HERE? 383 00:08:22,416 --> 00:08:23,415 LUNCH IS READY. 384 00:08:23,456 --> 00:08:24,870 I'M TEXTING MARCUS. 385 00:08:23,456 --> 00:08:24,870 MM. 386 00:08:24,912 --> 00:08:26,328 TEXTING... 387 00:08:26,370 --> 00:08:29,158 THAT'S THE MOST INTIMATE THING 388 00:08:26,370 --> 00:08:29,158 YOU CAN DO TO A LOVER 389 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,281 WITH YOUR FINGERS... 390 00:08:31,323 --> 00:08:33,029 OTHER THAN WASHING THEIR HAIR. 391 00:08:33,071 --> 00:08:35,277 SO I TEXTED MARCUS, AND HE 392 00:08:33,071 --> 00:08:35,277 HASN'T TEXTED ME BACK. 393 00:08:35,319 --> 00:08:37,401 I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ASKING THIS, 394 00:08:35,319 --> 00:08:37,401 BUT CAN YOU HELP ME? 395 00:08:37,442 --> 00:08:39,273 OH, ROSA, YES. 396 00:08:39,315 --> 00:08:41,397 I AM THE PERFECT PERSON 397 00:08:39,315 --> 00:08:41,397 FOR THIS JOB. 398 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:42,936 OKAY, LET'S GET BUSY. 399 00:08:42,977 --> 00:08:44,227 WHAT WAS HIS INITIAL TEXT? 400 00:08:44,268 --> 00:08:45,393 "I CAN'T BELIEVE 401 00:08:44,268 --> 00:08:45,393 I MISS YOU THIS MUCH 402 00:08:45,434 --> 00:08:46,807 AFTER THREE HOURS, X.O." 403 00:08:46,848 --> 00:08:49,263 X.O.? GIRL, MARRY HIM. 404 00:08:49,305 --> 00:08:51,095 WHAT'D YOU WRITE BACK? 405 00:08:49,305 --> 00:08:51,095 "HA-HA, LAME." 406 00:08:51,136 --> 00:08:53,259 IT'S A JOKE. 407 00:08:51,136 --> 00:08:53,259 I WAS INSULTING HIM. 408 00:08:53,301 --> 00:08:54,757 YOU KNOW, FLIRTING. 409 00:08:54,799 --> 00:08:55,756 THINK HE'S MAD? 410 00:08:55,798 --> 00:08:57,672 I BET HE'S HEARTBROKEN. 411 00:08:57,712 --> 00:08:59,212 NO, NO. 412 00:08:57,712 --> 00:08:59,212 WE CAN FIX THIS. 413 00:08:59,253 --> 00:09:02,417 WE JUST HAVE TO WRITE A VERY 414 00:08:59,253 --> 00:09:02,417 SWEET, VERY HEARTFELT TEXT 415 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,332 THAT WILL JUMP-START 416 00:09:02,459 --> 00:09:04,332 THE CONVERSATION. 417 00:09:04,374 --> 00:09:05,539 "HEY, BABY." 418 00:09:05,581 --> 00:09:06,787 I DON'T CALL PEOPLE "BABY." 419 00:09:06,828 --> 00:09:08,161 YOU DO NOW. 420 00:09:08,203 --> 00:09:11,492 SO HOW DO YOU ALL 421 00:09:08,203 --> 00:09:11,492 TYPICALLY BLOW OFF STEAM? 422 00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:12,906 DOES ANYONE HAVE 423 00:09:11,533 --> 00:09:12,906 ANY FORMAL COMPLAINTS 424 00:09:12,947 --> 00:09:14,030 ABOUT THE WORK ENVIRONMENT? 425 00:09:14,072 --> 00:09:15,736 NO, NO, WE USUALLY 426 00:09:14,072 --> 00:09:15,736 JUST GOSSIP, RIGHT? 427 00:09:15,778 --> 00:09:17,152 YEAH. 428 00:09:17,194 --> 00:09:18,775 HEY, DID EVERYONE SEE DAVE 429 00:09:17,194 --> 00:09:18,775 FROM DOWNSTAIRS THIS WEEK? 430 00:09:18,816 --> 00:09:19,774 HE SHAVED HIS BEARD. 431 00:09:19,815 --> 00:09:20,814 OH, MY GOD. 432 00:09:20,856 --> 00:09:22,272 HIS WHOLE FACE 433 00:09:20,856 --> 00:09:22,272 LOOKS LIKE A BUTT. 434 00:09:24,145 --> 00:09:25,644 HA-HA, BUTT FACE DAVE. 435 00:09:25,684 --> 00:09:27,059 BUTT FACE DAVE, 436 00:09:25,684 --> 00:09:27,059 THAT'S HIS NEW NAME, 437 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,015 BUTT FACE DAVE, 'CAUSE 438 00:09:27,100 --> 00:09:29,015 HIS FACE LOOKS LIKE A BUTT. 439 00:09:30,306 --> 00:09:32,429 I LIKE DAVID. 440 00:09:30,306 --> 00:09:32,429 HE'S A GOOD COP. 441 00:09:35,593 --> 00:09:37,090 YEAH. 442 00:09:35,593 --> 00:09:37,090 DAVID IS GREAT. 443 00:09:37,132 --> 00:09:39,589 HE'S A GOOD DUDE. 444 00:09:37,132 --> 00:09:39,589 I LIKE THAT GUY. 445 00:09:39,630 --> 00:09:40,711 I'D LIKE TO PROPOSE A TOAST. 446 00:09:40,753 --> 00:09:42,461 GOOD IDEA. GREAT IDEA. 447 00:09:40,753 --> 00:09:42,461 MM! 448 00:09:42,502 --> 00:09:44,000 AMY, YOU DON'T HAVE 449 00:09:42,502 --> 00:09:44,000 A DRINK? 450 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,207 OH, NO, IT'S OKAY. 451 00:09:44,042 --> 00:09:45,207 I DON'T... 452 00:09:45,249 --> 00:09:47,080 THE CAPTAIN'S MAKING 453 00:09:45,249 --> 00:09:47,080 A TOAST. 454 00:09:47,122 --> 00:09:48,661 DON'T BE RUDE, PRUDE. 455 00:09:48,703 --> 00:09:51,160 OKAY, I GUESS 456 00:09:48,703 --> 00:09:51,160 I'LL HAVE ONE MORE. 457 00:09:51,201 --> 00:09:52,617 YOU'RE ON VACATION. 458 00:09:51,201 --> 00:09:52,617 WHO'S COUNTING? 459 00:09:52,657 --> 00:09:54,780 I AM. 460 00:09:54,822 --> 00:09:56,862 THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME UP. 461 00:09:56,903 --> 00:09:58,901 TO JOSHING AROUND TOGETHER. 462 00:09:58,943 --> 00:10:00,359 CHEERS. 463 00:09:58,943 --> 00:10:00,359 TO JOSHING! 464 00:10:00,401 --> 00:10:02,524 (all) 465 00:10:00,401 --> 00:10:02,524 JOSHING. 466 00:10:02,566 --> 00:10:04,022 THIS IS FUN. 467 00:10:04,063 --> 00:10:06,186 OOH, YOU KNOW WHAT 468 00:10:04,063 --> 00:10:06,186 WE COULD DO AFTER LUNCH? 469 00:10:06,228 --> 00:10:07,269 WALK ON THE BEACH. 470 00:10:07,311 --> 00:10:08,351 BUT IT'S THE MIDDLE 471 00:10:07,311 --> 00:10:08,351 OF WINTER. 472 00:10:08,393 --> 00:10:09,974 WHICH IS IDEAL, 473 00:10:08,393 --> 00:10:09,974 YOU KNOW? 474 00:10:10,016 --> 00:10:11,638 NOT TOO HOT, 475 00:10:10,016 --> 00:10:11,638 NO CROWDS. 476 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,221 THE SAND DOESN'T 477 00:10:11,680 --> 00:10:13,221 GET EVERYWHERE 478 00:10:13,263 --> 00:10:14,677 'CAUSE IT'S 479 00:10:13,263 --> 00:10:14,677 BASICALLY FROZEN. 480 00:10:14,719 --> 00:10:17,092 EXACTLY. 481 00:10:14,719 --> 00:10:17,092 WHO BROUGHT THEIR BEACH BOOTS? 482 00:10:17,134 --> 00:10:19,048 "I DID." 483 00:10:19,090 --> 00:10:22,254 SPOT-ON ROSA IMPRESSION. 484 00:10:24,917 --> 00:10:26,333 THIS IS NICE. 485 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,164 I MEAN, THE WIND 486 00:10:26,375 --> 00:10:28,164 IS UNEXPECTED 487 00:10:28,206 --> 00:10:30,579 BUT WELCOME AND BRACING. 488 00:10:30,619 --> 00:10:31,868 YEAH. 489 00:10:31,910 --> 00:10:34,075 IT'S LIKE A THOUSAND LITTLE 490 00:10:31,910 --> 00:10:34,075 NEEDLES OF HAPPINESS 491 00:10:34,117 --> 00:10:36,655 SHOOTING 492 00:10:34,117 --> 00:10:36,655 INTO YOUR FACE. 493 00:10:36,697 --> 00:10:39,279 WELL, WE'VE BEEN WALKING 494 00:10:36,697 --> 00:10:39,279 FOR ABOUT 20 MINUTES, SO... 495 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:40,609 SO WE SHOULD 496 00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:40,609 PROBABLY TURN AROUND 497 00:10:40,651 --> 00:10:42,150 IN ANOTHER 20. 498 00:10:42,192 --> 00:10:43,606 GOOD PLAN... 499 00:10:43,648 --> 00:10:46,313 AN 80-MINUTE WALK 500 00:10:43,648 --> 00:10:46,313 ON THE BEACH. 501 00:10:43,648 --> 00:10:46,313 MM. 502 00:10:46,355 --> 00:10:47,727 I'M SO COLD. 503 00:10:47,769 --> 00:10:50,351 EVEN MY FIERY DANCE MOVES 504 00:10:47,769 --> 00:10:50,351 AREN'T KEEPING ME WARM. 505 00:10:50,393 --> 00:10:53,181 THE TRICK IS, YOU GOT 506 00:10:50,393 --> 00:10:53,181 TO BE PREPARED. 507 00:10:53,223 --> 00:10:54,845 MINI COGNAC, LADIES? 508 00:10:54,887 --> 00:10:57,219 OH, YEAH! 509 00:10:57,261 --> 00:10:59,924 OH, WARM ME UP, 510 00:10:57,261 --> 00:10:59,924 YOU LITTLE BASTARD. 511 00:10:59,966 --> 00:11:01,713 MM. 512 00:10:59,966 --> 00:11:01,713 FOUR DRINKS. 513 00:11:01,755 --> 00:11:03,088 MM, MM, MM. 514 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,211 THANK YOU, 515 00:11:03,129 --> 00:11:05,211 TERRY'S FANNY. 516 00:11:05,253 --> 00:11:07,417 AND THANK YOU, 517 00:11:05,253 --> 00:11:07,417 POSEIDON, 518 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:11,828 GREAT GOD 519 00:11:07,459 --> 00:11:11,828 OF THE SEA! 520 00:11:12,994 --> 00:11:14,825 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 521 00:11:14,867 --> 00:11:16,325 A T-SHIRT. 522 00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:17,532 I ONLY BROUGHT 523 00:11:16,367 --> 00:11:17,532 A BIKINI. 524 00:11:17,572 --> 00:11:18,738 SEEMS WEIRD TO BE 525 00:11:17,572 --> 00:11:18,738 IN FRONT OF THE CAPTAIN 526 00:11:18,780 --> 00:11:19,779 IN A BATHING SUIT. 527 00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:21,944 GOT TO COVER UP 528 00:11:19,820 --> 00:11:21,944 THEM THANGS, YEAH? 529 00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:25,024 YOU CAN STILL SEE THEM 530 00:11:21,985 --> 00:11:25,024 THROUGH YOUR SHIRT. 531 00:11:25,066 --> 00:11:27,604 SO HERE WE ALL ARE, 532 00:11:25,066 --> 00:11:27,604 FINALLY RELAXING 533 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:30,144 AS A SQUAD TOGETHER 534 00:11:27,646 --> 00:11:30,144 IN THE TUB. 535 00:11:30,186 --> 00:11:31,185 IT'S FUN, HUH? 536 00:11:31,227 --> 00:11:32,807 I CAN'T HEAR ANYONE. 537 00:11:32,849 --> 00:11:34,349 CAN WE PLEASE TURN OFF 538 00:11:32,849 --> 00:11:34,349 THE JETS? 539 00:11:34,390 --> 00:11:36,762 YEAH. 540 00:11:39,592 --> 00:11:40,883 THAT'S BETTER. 541 00:11:40,925 --> 00:11:42,839 NO MORE DISTURBED WATER. 542 00:11:42,881 --> 00:11:43,922 GOOD CALL. 543 00:11:43,963 --> 00:11:45,046 WOW, WITHOUT THE BUBBLES, 544 00:11:45,087 --> 00:11:46,585 YOU CAN REALLY SEE 545 00:11:45,087 --> 00:11:46,585 EVERYTHING. 546 00:11:46,627 --> 00:11:48,708 EYES UP HERE, PERALTA. 547 00:11:50,664 --> 00:11:53,038 AND... SNIP. 548 00:11:53,079 --> 00:11:54,660 MAZEL TOV. 549 00:11:54,702 --> 00:11:56,202 CAPTAIN, I BET 550 00:11:54,702 --> 00:11:56,202 YOU USED TO SMOKE CIGARS 551 00:11:56,243 --> 00:11:57,824 ON THE JOB 552 00:11:56,243 --> 00:11:57,824 ALL THE TIME, RIGHT? 553 00:11:57,866 --> 00:11:59,490 NO, BUT I HAD 554 00:11:57,866 --> 00:11:59,490 A PARTNER WHO DID. 555 00:11:59,530 --> 00:12:01,528 HAD ONE BURNING 556 00:11:59,530 --> 00:12:01,528 ALL DAY LONG. 557 00:12:01,570 --> 00:12:02,944 DAN HAMMER. 558 00:12:02,986 --> 00:12:04,901 THAT NAME IS SO COOL, 559 00:12:02,986 --> 00:12:04,901 IT DOESN'T NEED A NICKNAME. 560 00:12:04,942 --> 00:12:06,483 AH, BUT HE HAD ONE. 561 00:12:06,523 --> 00:12:07,522 SNAKE EYES. 562 00:12:07,564 --> 00:12:09,022 OH, SNAKE EYES 563 00:12:07,564 --> 00:12:09,022 IS A GREAT ONE. 564 00:12:09,063 --> 00:12:10,271 OH, YEAH. 565 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,394 HE WAS THE TOUGHEST 566 00:12:10,313 --> 00:12:12,394 SON OF A BITCH I EVER MET. 567 00:12:12,436 --> 00:12:14,640 WHEN HE DIED, HE STUCK OUT 568 00:12:12,436 --> 00:12:14,640 HIS MIDDLE FINGER 569 00:12:14,682 --> 00:12:16,805 SO HE'D BE FLIPPING EVERYONE 570 00:12:14,682 --> 00:12:16,805 OFF AT HIS FUNERAL. 571 00:12:16,847 --> 00:12:19,510 OH, THAT RULES. 572 00:12:16,847 --> 00:12:19,510 YEAH. 573 00:12:19,552 --> 00:12:20,634 WHO KILLED HIM? 574 00:12:20,676 --> 00:12:21,967 DON'T SAY A WHITE TIGER 575 00:12:20,676 --> 00:12:21,967 ON COCAINE, 576 00:12:22,009 --> 00:12:23,216 'CAUSE I WILL LOSE IT. 577 00:12:23,258 --> 00:12:26,753 NO, CANCER OF THE MOUTH, 578 00:12:23,258 --> 00:12:26,753 TONGUE, LIP, AND CHEEK. 579 00:12:26,795 --> 00:12:29,542 HMM. 580 00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:31,748 WELL, STILL, THE MIDDLE FINGER 581 00:12:29,584 --> 00:12:31,748 THING IS COOL. 582 00:12:31,790 --> 00:12:33,039 ACTUALLY, NO ONE 583 00:12:31,790 --> 00:12:33,039 GOT TO SEE THAT. 584 00:12:33,081 --> 00:12:34,662 IT WAS CLOSED CASKET 585 00:12:33,081 --> 00:12:34,662 BECAUSE THE DOCTORS 586 00:12:34,704 --> 00:12:36,453 HAD REMOVED SO MUCH 587 00:12:34,704 --> 00:12:36,453 OF HIS FACE. 588 00:12:36,493 --> 00:12:38,076 ALL RIGHT, 589 00:12:36,493 --> 00:12:38,076 THAT'S THAT. 590 00:12:40,116 --> 00:12:41,530 ALL RIGHT, 591 00:12:40,116 --> 00:12:41,530 I ADMIT IT. 592 00:12:41,572 --> 00:12:42,988 IT'S WEIRD HAVING 593 00:12:41,572 --> 00:12:42,988 THE CAPTAIN HERE. 594 00:12:43,029 --> 00:12:44,610 IT STRAIGHT UP SUCKS. 595 00:12:44,652 --> 00:12:45,818 SHOULD WE JUST GO HOME? 596 00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:46,817 WHAT DO YOU THINK, TERRY? 597 00:12:46,859 --> 00:12:49,856 I AM NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 598 00:12:49,897 --> 00:12:51,728 I'M PLAYING 599 00:12:49,897 --> 00:12:51,728 KWAZY KUPCAKES. 600 00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,103 I'M HYDRATED AS HELL, 601 00:12:53,145 --> 00:12:55,351 AND I'M LISTENING 602 00:12:53,145 --> 00:12:55,351 TO SHERYL CROW. 603 00:12:55,393 --> 00:12:56,765 I'VE GOT MY OWN PARTY 604 00:12:55,393 --> 00:12:56,765 GOING ON. 605 00:12:56,807 --> 00:12:57,764 WAIT A MINUTE. 606 00:12:57,806 --> 00:13:00,761 VACATION TERRY, 607 00:12:57,806 --> 00:13:00,761 YOU'RE A GENIUS. 608 00:13:00,803 --> 00:13:02,261 WE'LL HAVE TWO PARTIES, 609 00:13:02,302 --> 00:13:04,092 A FUN ONE DOWN HERE 610 00:13:02,302 --> 00:13:04,092 WITH JUST US 611 00:13:04,134 --> 00:13:05,673 AND THEN AN AWKWARD, 612 00:13:04,134 --> 00:13:05,673 UNCOMFORTABLE ONE 613 00:13:05,714 --> 00:13:06,839 IN THE LIVING ROOM 614 00:13:05,714 --> 00:13:06,839 WITH HOLT. 615 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,795 HE DOESN'T EVEN 616 00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:08,795 HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT IT. 617 00:13:08,837 --> 00:13:10,876 SEPARATE PARTIES, 618 00:13:08,837 --> 00:13:10,876 SEPARATE BUT EQUAL... 619 00:13:10,918 --> 00:13:12,457 FORGET I SAID THAT PHRASE. 620 00:13:14,872 --> 00:13:16,247 OKAY, WE DON'T HAVE 621 00:13:14,872 --> 00:13:16,247 MUCH TIME. 622 00:13:16,288 --> 00:13:17,494 CAPTAIN'S IN THE BATHROOM, 623 00:13:17,536 --> 00:13:19,244 AND WE ALL KNOW HOW EFFICIENT 624 00:13:17,536 --> 00:13:19,244 HE IS IN THERE. 625 00:13:19,285 --> 00:13:20,783 THE BORING HOLT PARTY 626 00:13:20,825 --> 00:13:21,865 WILL BE IN THE LIVING ROOM. 627 00:13:21,907 --> 00:13:23,156 AT LEAST THREE OF US 628 00:13:21,907 --> 00:13:23,156 MUST BE WITH HIM 629 00:13:23,198 --> 00:13:24,612 IN THAT ROOM AT ALL TIMES. 630 00:13:24,654 --> 00:13:26,362 IT'S NOT A PARTY IF THERE 631 00:13:24,654 --> 00:13:26,362 AREN'T FOUR PEOPLE. 632 00:13:26,403 --> 00:13:28,276 ESPECIALLY 633 00:13:26,403 --> 00:13:28,276 BETWEEN THE SHEETS. 634 00:13:28,318 --> 00:13:30,233 THE OTHER PARTY 635 00:13:28,318 --> 00:13:30,233 WILL BE IN HERE. 636 00:13:30,274 --> 00:13:32,272 SHIFTS AT EACH PARTY WILL BE 637 00:13:30,274 --> 00:13:32,272 20 MINUTES AND STAGGERED. 638 00:13:32,314 --> 00:13:33,271 ANY QUESTIONS? 639 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,685 HOW DO YOU GET 640 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,685 YOUR HAIR LIKE THAT? 641 00:13:34,727 --> 00:13:36,185 BORN THIS WAY... 642 00:13:34,727 --> 00:13:36,185 ALSO, HITCHCOCK AND SCULLY 643 00:13:36,227 --> 00:13:37,724 ARE NOT TO BE LEFT ALONE 644 00:13:36,227 --> 00:13:37,724 WITH THE CAPTAIN. 645 00:13:37,766 --> 00:13:39,224 THEY'LL ANNOY HIM 646 00:13:37,766 --> 00:13:39,224 INTO LEAVING HIS PARTY 647 00:13:39,265 --> 00:13:40,763 WITH THEIR WEIRD 648 00:13:39,265 --> 00:13:40,763 SUNKEN CASINO IDEA. 649 00:13:40,805 --> 00:13:43,220 IT'S NOT AN IDEA. 650 00:13:40,805 --> 00:13:43,220 IT'S A SCHEME. 651 00:13:43,261 --> 00:13:45,466 OKAY, THAT IS 652 00:13:43,261 --> 00:13:45,466 WAY WORSE. 653 00:13:45,508 --> 00:13:46,924 I THINK 654 00:13:45,508 --> 00:13:46,924 THIS IS GONNA WORK. 655 00:13:46,965 --> 00:13:48,131 AND WHO KNOWS? 656 00:13:48,173 --> 00:13:50,753 MAYBE THE HOLT PARTY 657 00:13:48,173 --> 00:13:50,753 WILL EVEN BE FUN. 658 00:13:52,002 --> 00:13:53,043 NOW, THE RECORDER 659 00:13:52,002 --> 00:13:53,043 IS GENERALLY THOUGHT OF 660 00:13:53,085 --> 00:13:54,582 AS A TRAINING INSTRUMENT 661 00:13:53,085 --> 00:13:54,582 FOR CHILDREN, 662 00:13:54,624 --> 00:13:56,248 BUT LISTEN TO IT. 663 00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:59,245 IN THE HANDS OF AN EXPERT 664 00:13:56,290 --> 00:13:59,245 LIKE JORAM LEIFGRUM... 665 00:14:01,077 --> 00:14:03,990 THE PASSION IS... 666 00:14:04,032 --> 00:14:05,364 BREATHTAKING. 667 00:14:05,404 --> 00:14:09,069 OKAY, SO MARCUS WROTE, 668 00:14:05,404 --> 00:14:09,069 "WHAT YOU DOING RIGHT NOW?" 669 00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:10,858 THEN A SMILEY FACE 670 00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:10,858 BLOWING A KISS. 671 00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:12,232 OH, HE'S GOOD. 672 00:14:12,274 --> 00:14:15,063 WE COULD SAY, 673 00:14:12,274 --> 00:14:15,063 "THINKING ABOUT YOU." 674 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,518 OH, FORGET IT. 675 00:14:15,104 --> 00:14:16,518 THAT'S STUPID. 676 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:19,390 NO, ROSA, IT'S POETRY. 677 00:14:19,432 --> 00:14:20,765 OOF. 678 00:14:20,806 --> 00:14:22,763 FIRST SHIFT IS DONE. 679 00:14:22,804 --> 00:14:24,385 HOW WAS IT? 680 00:14:22,804 --> 00:14:24,385 I'M NOT GONNA LIE. 681 00:14:24,427 --> 00:14:25,551 IT WAS PRETTY BRUTAL. 682 00:14:25,593 --> 00:14:26,884 BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE, 683 00:14:25,593 --> 00:14:26,884 I NOW HATE 684 00:14:26,925 --> 00:14:28,258 A WHOLE NEW GENRE OF MUSIC. 685 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,379 ALL RIGHT, BOYLE, ROSA, 686 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:30,379 AND AMY, YOU'RE UP. 687 00:14:30,421 --> 00:14:31,420 COME ON, GET ON IT. 688 00:14:31,462 --> 00:14:33,793 AND UNDER IT. 689 00:14:31,462 --> 00:14:33,793 BANGARANG. 690 00:14:33,835 --> 00:14:35,334 AMES, AMES, AMES. 691 00:14:33,835 --> 00:14:35,334 MM? 692 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,457 YOU DON'T 693 00:14:35,374 --> 00:14:36,457 WANT TO BE AROUND HOLT 694 00:14:36,498 --> 00:14:37,998 IN YOUR CURRENT STATE. 695 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:42,492 SAY HELLO TO THE MOST 696 00:14:38,040 --> 00:14:42,492 CONFIDENT WOMAN ALIVE. 697 00:14:42,534 --> 00:14:43,742 GAH! 698 00:14:46,405 --> 00:14:49,112 YOU ARE A TRUE FRIEND 699 00:14:49,154 --> 00:14:52,399 AND A HOT LITTLE PIECE. 700 00:14:52,441 --> 00:14:54,024 GOOD-BYE, 701 00:14:52,441 --> 00:14:54,024 FOUR-DRINK AMY. 702 00:14:54,065 --> 00:14:56,147 SLOPPY SICKO. 703 00:14:57,187 --> 00:14:59,475 HIS NAME IS... 704 00:14:59,517 --> 00:15:01,058 BLAIR UNDERWOOD. 705 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,181 THE MAN I SAW IN THE GROCERY 706 00:15:01,100 --> 00:15:03,181 STORE WAS BLAIR UNDERWOOD. 707 00:15:03,223 --> 00:15:05,803 HEY, RAY, IT'S TIME. 708 00:15:05,845 --> 00:15:08,218 FOR WHAT, 709 00:15:05,845 --> 00:15:08,218 DETECTIVE SANTIAGO? 710 00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:10,506 FOR YOU TO GIVE ME 711 00:15:08,260 --> 00:15:10,506 A PROMOTION 712 00:15:10,548 --> 00:15:11,922 AND A 40% RAISE. 713 00:15:11,964 --> 00:15:14,669 I'VE BEEN CARRYING 714 00:15:11,964 --> 00:15:14,669 THIS SQUAD FOR TWO YEARS, 715 00:15:14,711 --> 00:15:17,332 AND MY BACK'S 716 00:15:14,711 --> 00:15:17,332 GETTING TIRED. 717 00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:18,540 EXCUSE ME, CAPTAIN. 718 00:15:18,581 --> 00:15:19,998 HEY, AMY, CAN I TALK 719 00:15:18,581 --> 00:15:19,998 TO YOU FOR ONE SECOND? 720 00:15:20,039 --> 00:15:21,787 UH, YOU JUST DID. 721 00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:23,576 BURN. 722 00:15:21,829 --> 00:15:23,576 AH, SO GOOD. 723 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,658 SO, LISTEN, I DON'T THINK 724 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:25,658 OVERCONFIDENT AMY 725 00:15:25,700 --> 00:15:26,699 IS WORKING OUT. 726 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:27,864 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO 727 00:15:26,740 --> 00:15:27,864 BACK DOWNSTAIRS. 728 00:15:27,906 --> 00:15:30,029 MM, MAYBE I SHOULD 729 00:15:27,906 --> 00:15:30,029 JUST HAVE ANOTHER DRINK. 730 00:15:30,071 --> 00:15:31,610 GET READY, AMERICA. 731 00:15:31,652 --> 00:15:33,151 HERE COMES SIX... 732 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,233 OH, WHAT? 733 00:15:33,193 --> 00:15:35,233 OKAY, THAT'S... 734 00:15:36,897 --> 00:15:38,937 WAIT A MINUTE. 735 00:15:36,897 --> 00:15:38,937 WHY IS SCULLY UP HERE? 736 00:15:38,979 --> 00:15:40,518 HEY, CAPTAIN. 737 00:15:40,559 --> 00:15:42,599 HOW MUCH DOES IT COST 738 00:15:40,559 --> 00:15:42,599 TO RAISE A SUNKEN SHIP? 739 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:45,763 LESS THAN A CASINO 740 00:15:42,641 --> 00:15:45,763 MAKES IN A YEAR HOPEFULLY. 741 00:15:45,805 --> 00:15:47,262 WHAT A FUNNY RIDDLE. 742 00:15:47,302 --> 00:15:49,300 HEY, SCULLY, THERE'S 743 00:15:47,302 --> 00:15:49,300 THIS SANDWICH IN THE OTHER ROOM 744 00:15:49,342 --> 00:15:50,341 I WANT TO SHOW YOU. 745 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,216 SAY NO MORE. 746 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,216 OH, THAT WAS EASY. 747 00:15:52,257 --> 00:15:53,713 WHAT THE HELL, GUYS? 748 00:15:53,755 --> 00:15:56,045 YOU CAN'T JUST LET SCULLY 749 00:15:53,755 --> 00:15:56,045 GO WHEREVER HE WANTS. 750 00:15:56,087 --> 00:15:58,500 WE LOST TRACK 751 00:15:56,087 --> 00:15:58,500 OF WHO WAS WHERE, SORRY. 752 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,998 GUYS, IF WE'RE GONNA PULL 753 00:15:58,541 --> 00:16:00,998 THIS OFF, WE NEED TO FOCUS. 754 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,496 YOU WANT TO PLAY? 755 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,496 YEAH, I WANT TO PLAY. 756 00:16:02,537 --> 00:16:03,787 IT'S QUARTERS. 757 00:16:02,537 --> 00:16:03,787 WHAT, AM I A MONSTER? 758 00:16:03,828 --> 00:16:06,035 TERRY, TAG ME IN. 759 00:16:03,828 --> 00:16:06,035 YOU'RE ON HOLT PARTY DUTY. 760 00:16:06,077 --> 00:16:09,032 IT SEEMS TO ME 761 00:16:06,077 --> 00:16:09,032 ALL-WHEEL DRIVE 762 00:16:09,074 --> 00:16:11,528 IS FOUR-WHEEL DRIVE. 763 00:16:13,985 --> 00:16:15,566 YOU NEED SOMETHING. 764 00:16:13,985 --> 00:16:15,566 WHO NEEDS SOMETHING? 765 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,107 I KNOW THEY SAY 766 00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,107 IT'S NOT GOOD 767 00:16:17,149 --> 00:16:18,521 TO HAVE A TV 768 00:16:17,149 --> 00:16:18,521 IN THE BEDROOM, 769 00:16:18,563 --> 00:16:20,937 WHICH IS... 770 00:16:20,978 --> 00:16:22,102 WHY I DON'T. 771 00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:27,638 I AM THE KING 772 00:16:25,890 --> 00:16:27,638 OF QUARTERS! 773 00:16:29,302 --> 00:16:32,134 SEE, I TOLD YOU GUYS WE'D 774 00:16:29,302 --> 00:16:32,134 STILL HAVE FUN THIS WEEKEND. 775 00:16:32,176 --> 00:16:34,422 WAIT, TERRY, AREN'T YOU 776 00:16:32,176 --> 00:16:34,422 SUPPOSED TO BE UPSTAIRS? 777 00:16:34,464 --> 00:16:37,294 NOT NOW. 778 00:16:34,464 --> 00:16:37,294 IT'S SCHNAPPS TIME. 779 00:16:37,336 --> 00:16:39,085 OKAY, AMY AND HITCHCOCK 780 00:16:37,336 --> 00:16:39,085 ARE STILL UPSTAIRS. 781 00:16:39,127 --> 00:16:40,084 I THINK WE'RE STILL GOOD. 782 00:16:40,126 --> 00:16:43,622 SIX-DRINK AMY... 783 00:16:43,663 --> 00:16:46,162 IS SO ALONE. 784 00:16:46,203 --> 00:16:48,408 OH, NO. 785 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:49,908 SIX-DRINK AMY 786 00:16:48,450 --> 00:16:49,908 ISN'T FUN. 787 00:16:49,949 --> 00:16:51,739 SHE'S JUST SAD. 788 00:16:49,949 --> 00:16:51,739 DAMN IT. 789 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:53,570 GUYS, THIS IS REALLY BAD. 790 00:16:53,612 --> 00:16:54,903 GOT TO GET UP THERE. 791 00:16:54,944 --> 00:16:56,110 NOW, WHERE IS EVERYONE? 792 00:16:56,152 --> 00:16:59,939 AH, DETECTIVES. 793 00:16:59,981 --> 00:17:01,645 YOU WERE HAVING 794 00:16:59,981 --> 00:17:01,645 A PARTY WITHOUT ME. 795 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,810 CAPTAIN... 796 00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,810 NO NEED TO EXPLAIN. 797 00:17:07,598 --> 00:17:09,180 THIS IS GONNA SOUND 798 00:17:07,598 --> 00:17:09,180 CONTROVERSIAL, 799 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,343 BUT I THINK 800 00:17:09,220 --> 00:17:11,343 THAT WENT PRETTY GOOD. 801 00:17:13,176 --> 00:17:15,339 MAN, I'VE NEVER SEEN 802 00:17:13,176 --> 00:17:15,339 CAPTAIN HOLT THAT UPSET BEFORE. 803 00:17:15,381 --> 00:17:17,421 HE LOOKS LIKE 804 00:17:15,381 --> 00:17:17,421 A SAD BLOCK OF GRANITE. 805 00:17:17,462 --> 00:17:18,587 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 806 00:17:18,628 --> 00:17:20,543 HOW DO YOU CHEER UP GRANITE? 807 00:17:20,585 --> 00:17:22,084 WELL, YOU COULD SALVAGE IT, 808 00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:23,748 MUCH LIKE THE CASINO 809 00:17:22,126 --> 00:17:23,748 WE'VE BEEN TALK... 810 00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:25,788 SERIOUSLY, STOP. 811 00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:25,788 I FEEL AWFUL. 812 00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:28,577 MY FANNY'S NOT DEEP ENOUGH 813 00:17:25,830 --> 00:17:28,577 TO FIX THIS. 814 00:17:28,618 --> 00:17:31,574 VACATION TERRY... 815 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,488 IS DEAD. 816 00:17:31,615 --> 00:17:33,488 THE FANNY. 817 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,821 I'M GONNA GO TALK 818 00:17:33,530 --> 00:17:34,821 TO CAPTAIN HOLT. 819 00:17:34,863 --> 00:17:36,318 NO, DON'T DO THAT. 820 00:17:36,360 --> 00:17:37,442 I INVITED HIM UP HERE. 821 00:17:37,484 --> 00:17:38,984 I SHOULD GO TALK TO HIM. 822 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,731 OKAY. 823 00:17:39,025 --> 00:17:40,731 WHAT? 824 00:17:40,773 --> 00:17:42,229 REALLY THOUGHT YOU WERE 825 00:17:40,773 --> 00:17:42,229 GONNA FIGHT ME ON THAT, 826 00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:43,562 AND THEN WE'D HAVE 827 00:17:42,271 --> 00:17:43,562 A WHOLE BACK-AND-FORTH, 828 00:17:43,603 --> 00:17:45,685 AND EVENTUALLY YOU'D GO, 829 00:17:43,603 --> 00:17:45,685 "JAKE, I RESPECT YOU, 830 00:17:45,726 --> 00:17:46,892 BUT I GOT TO DO THIS." 831 00:17:46,934 --> 00:17:48,348 NO, IT'S UNCOMFORTABLE. 832 00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:49,597 I'D MUCH RATHER 833 00:17:48,390 --> 00:17:49,597 YOU DO IT. 834 00:17:49,639 --> 00:17:51,595 ALL RIGHT, FINE. 835 00:17:51,637 --> 00:17:53,635 HERE I GO. 836 00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:57,881 YOU'RE WALKING IN PLACE. 837 00:17:55,633 --> 00:17:57,881 ALL RIGHT! 838 00:17:57,923 --> 00:17:59,712 HEY, I NEED TO WRITE 839 00:17:57,923 --> 00:17:59,712 MARCUS BACK FAST. 840 00:17:59,754 --> 00:18:01,210 HE'S ALREADY FREAKED OUT 841 00:17:59,754 --> 00:18:01,210 BY HOW LONG IT TAKES ME 842 00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:02,584 TO TEXT HIM BACK. 843 00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:05,373 LISTEN, ROSA, THERE'S NOTHING 844 00:18:02,626 --> 00:18:05,373 I'D RATHER DO IN MY LIFE 845 00:18:05,414 --> 00:18:07,454 THAN WRITE A SEXY TEXT 846 00:18:05,414 --> 00:18:07,454 TO YOUR BOYFRIEND, 847 00:18:07,496 --> 00:18:09,661 BUT I THINK THIS IS SOMETHING 848 00:18:07,496 --> 00:18:09,661 YOU GOT TO DO ON YOUR OWN. 849 00:18:09,702 --> 00:18:10,868 WHY? 850 00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:11,992 YOU'RE SO GOOD AT BEING LAME, 851 00:18:10,910 --> 00:18:11,992 AND I'M NOT. 852 00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:13,448 YEAH. 853 00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:13,448 LOOK, I LIKE HIM. 854 00:18:13,490 --> 00:18:14,614 I REALLY LIKE HIM. 855 00:18:14,656 --> 00:18:15,947 I DON'T WANT TO SCREW 856 00:18:14,656 --> 00:18:15,947 THIS CRAP UP. 857 00:18:15,988 --> 00:18:17,361 THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD SAY. 858 00:18:17,402 --> 00:18:19,943 JUST TAKE THAT SENTIMENT, 859 00:18:17,402 --> 00:18:19,943 REMOVE THE WORD "CRAP," 860 00:18:19,984 --> 00:18:21,899 AND THEN SEND IT. 861 00:18:24,521 --> 00:18:25,686 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. 862 00:18:25,728 --> 00:18:26,852 GAH, I SENT IT. 863 00:18:26,894 --> 00:18:28,101 HE DIDN'T WRITE BACK, 864 00:18:26,894 --> 00:18:28,101 SO HE HATES IT. 865 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,891 NO, WAIT. 866 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,891 LOOK. 867 00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:33,345 OKAY, OH, OKAY, 868 00:18:29,933 --> 00:18:33,345 "DOT, DOT, DOT." 869 00:18:33,386 --> 00:18:34,385 IT'S HAPPENING. 870 00:18:34,427 --> 00:18:36,300 IT'S A SHIRTLESS PIC. 871 00:18:36,342 --> 00:18:39,422 WE DID IT. 872 00:18:36,342 --> 00:18:39,422 WE DID IT! 873 00:18:39,464 --> 00:18:40,671 THANKS, BOYLE. 874 00:18:40,713 --> 00:18:42,669 OKAY, I'M GONNA LEAVE. 875 00:18:40,713 --> 00:18:42,669 DON'T FOLLOW ME. 876 00:18:42,711 --> 00:18:43,752 THINGS ARE ABOUT 877 00:18:42,711 --> 00:18:43,752 TO GET INTENSE. 878 00:18:43,794 --> 00:18:45,001 MAKES SENSE. 879 00:18:46,916 --> 00:18:48,163 AMES. 880 00:18:48,205 --> 00:18:50,079 GINA. 881 00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:52,409 YOU GOT TO SEE 882 00:18:50,119 --> 00:18:52,409 THE SASQUATCH. 883 00:18:52,451 --> 00:18:53,950 WAS IT EVERYTHING 884 00:18:52,451 --> 00:18:53,950 YOU DRUMPT? 885 00:18:53,992 --> 00:18:56,989 IT WAS THE STUFF 886 00:18:53,992 --> 00:18:56,989 DRUMPS ARE MADE OF. 887 00:18:57,031 --> 00:18:59,986 CAN YOU HOLD MY EYES STILL 888 00:18:57,031 --> 00:18:59,986 TILL THINGS STOP SPINNING? 889 00:19:00,028 --> 00:19:01,108 OKAY, LET'S SIT YOU UP. 890 00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:02,316 THERE. 891 00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:02,316 EASY DOES... 892 00:19:02,357 --> 00:19:04,731 THERE... 893 00:19:02,357 --> 00:19:04,731 OH, THERE YOU GO. 894 00:19:04,773 --> 00:19:07,686 NOW DRINK THIS 895 00:19:04,773 --> 00:19:07,686 ENTIRE GLASS OF WATER. 896 00:19:07,728 --> 00:19:09,559 YOU'RE TAKING CARE OF ME. 897 00:19:09,601 --> 00:19:11,432 JUST CAUSE I KNOW 898 00:19:09,601 --> 00:19:11,432 YOU WON'T REMEMBER IT. 899 00:19:11,474 --> 00:19:14,596 MM-MM, NO. 900 00:19:14,637 --> 00:19:15,803 YOU LIKE ME. 901 00:19:15,845 --> 00:19:19,009 SIX-DRINK AMY 902 00:19:15,845 --> 00:19:19,009 IS YOUR FRIEND. 903 00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:24,419 AND... AND SHE'S GONNA BE 904 00:19:21,380 --> 00:19:24,419 VERY SICK RIGHT NOW. 905 00:19:24,461 --> 00:19:25,460 OKAY. 906 00:19:29,164 --> 00:19:30,997 I HEARD YOU WERE 907 00:19:29,164 --> 00:19:30,997 OUT HERE. 908 00:19:31,038 --> 00:19:32,411 REALLY HATE 909 00:19:31,038 --> 00:19:32,411 THOSE JETS, HUH? 910 00:19:32,453 --> 00:19:34,617 I'M NOT A CHILD. 911 00:19:32,453 --> 00:19:34,617 I DON'T NEED A BUBBLE BATH. 912 00:19:37,489 --> 00:19:38,780 SO LISTEN. 913 00:19:38,822 --> 00:19:40,611 BEFORE YOU SAY ANYTHING, 914 00:19:38,822 --> 00:19:40,611 I WANT TO SAY I'M SORRY. 915 00:19:40,653 --> 00:19:42,401 YOU'RE SORRY? 916 00:19:42,443 --> 00:19:44,733 WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE 917 00:19:42,443 --> 00:19:44,733 I ALMOST MADE TERRY DO THIS. 918 00:19:44,774 --> 00:19:45,982 APOLOGY ACCEPTED. 919 00:19:46,023 --> 00:19:47,229 I WAS SO EAGER TO MAKE UP 920 00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:48,937 FOR ALL THE JOSHING AROUND 921 00:19:47,271 --> 00:19:48,937 I'D MISSED, 922 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,434 I FORGOT THIS GETAWAY IS 923 00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:51,434 REALLY FOR YOU DETECTIVES. 924 00:19:51,475 --> 00:19:54,347 AND ONE OF THE THINGS 925 00:19:51,475 --> 00:19:54,347 YOU'RE STRIVING TO GET AWAY FROM 926 00:19:54,389 --> 00:19:55,638 IS YOUR CAPTAIN. 927 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:59,134 YEAH, I MEAN, IT'S NOTHING 928 00:19:55,680 --> 00:19:59,134 AGAINST YOU AS A PERSON. 929 00:19:59,175 --> 00:20:00,425 EVERYONE LOVES YOU, 930 00:20:00,466 --> 00:20:02,172 BUT YOU'RE OUR CAPTAIN, 931 00:20:02,214 --> 00:20:04,462 AND NORMALLY 932 00:20:02,214 --> 00:20:04,462 WE GET REALLY DRUNK 933 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,752 AND ACT LIKE CRAZY IDIOTS 934 00:20:04,504 --> 00:20:06,752 AND PLAY STUPID GAMES 935 00:20:06,794 --> 00:20:08,667 WHERE WE MAKE FUN 936 00:20:06,794 --> 00:20:08,667 OF THE BOSS. 937 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:11,831 WHICH IS HARD 938 00:20:08,709 --> 00:20:11,831 WHEN THE BOSS IS PRESENT. 939 00:20:11,872 --> 00:20:12,913 YEAH. 940 00:20:15,326 --> 00:20:16,867 BUT NOT IMPOSSIBLE. 941 00:20:16,909 --> 00:20:19,447 I THINK INSTEAD OF US 942 00:20:16,909 --> 00:20:19,447 RISING TO YOUR LEVEL, 943 00:20:19,489 --> 00:20:22,319 IT'S MAYBE TIME FOR YOU 944 00:20:19,489 --> 00:20:22,319 TO STOOP DOWN TO OURS. 945 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:32,935 AND THAT'S JUST THE START. 946 00:20:32,976 --> 00:20:35,973 I CALL THE GAME 947 00:20:32,976 --> 00:20:35,973 "REAL RAY OR FAKE RAY?" 948 00:20:36,013 --> 00:20:38,261 AND JOINING US IS 949 00:20:36,013 --> 00:20:38,261 A VERY SPECIAL CONTESTANT, 950 00:20:38,303 --> 00:20:39,886 CAPTAIN RAY HOLT HIMSELF. 951 00:20:43,298 --> 00:20:45,380 ALL RIGHT, 952 00:20:43,298 --> 00:20:45,380 HERE'S HOW THE GAME WORKS. 953 00:20:45,421 --> 00:20:46,462 I WILL SAY A PHRASE. 954 00:20:46,504 --> 00:20:47,711 YOU TELL ME IF I MADE IT UP 955 00:20:47,753 --> 00:20:49,542 OR IF IT'S SOMETHING 956 00:20:47,753 --> 00:20:49,542 THAT CAPTAIN HOLT 957 00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:52,706 ACTUALLY SAID IN REAL LIFE 958 00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:52,706 TO AN ACTUAL HUMAN BEING. 959 00:20:52,748 --> 00:20:54,204 I UNDERSTAND THE LOGIC 960 00:20:52,748 --> 00:20:54,204 OF THIS GAME. 961 00:20:54,245 --> 00:20:56,702 GREAT! 962 00:20:56,744 --> 00:20:59,115 "THE FUTILITY 963 00:20:56,744 --> 00:20:59,115 OF LIGHTING CANDLES 964 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:00,657 "ONLY TO BLOW THEM OUT 965 00:20:59,157 --> 00:21:00,657 IMMEDIATELY 966 00:21:00,698 --> 00:21:04,027 "IS JUST ONE REASON I FIND 967 00:21:00,698 --> 00:21:04,027 CHILDREN'S BIRTHDAY PARTIES 968 00:21:04,069 --> 00:21:05,318 IMPRACTICAL." 969 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:06,317 HOLT. 970 00:21:05,360 --> 00:21:06,317 THAT'S HOLT. 971 00:21:06,359 --> 00:21:07,316 MM, FAKE. 972 00:21:07,358 --> 00:21:08,649 I SAY FAKE TOO. 973 00:21:08,690 --> 00:21:10,229 I DON'T REMEMBER SAYING IT, 974 00:21:08,690 --> 00:21:10,229 SO IT MUST BE FAKE. 975 00:21:10,271 --> 00:21:11,228 IT WAS REAL! 976 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,353 (all) 977 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,353 OH! 978 00:21:12,394 --> 00:21:14,601 TO TERRY'S KIDS 979 00:21:12,394 --> 00:21:14,601 AT THEIR BIRTHDAY PARTY. 980 00:21:14,643 --> 00:21:15,683 OH, I REMEMBER NOW. 981 00:21:15,725 --> 00:21:16,932 OH, DO ANOTHER ONE. 982 00:21:15,725 --> 00:21:16,932 DO ANOTHER ONE. 983 00:21:16,972 --> 00:21:18,430 ALL RIGHT, 984 00:21:18,472 --> 00:21:21,719 "ANY SMILE THAT LASTS LONGER 985 00:21:18,472 --> 00:21:21,719 THAN A SECOND AND A HALF 986 00:21:21,761 --> 00:21:24,299 IS A CON MAN'S RUSE." 987 00:21:24,341 --> 00:21:26,005 THAT'S FAKE. 988 00:21:24,341 --> 00:21:26,005 THAT'S A FAKE ONE. 989 00:21:26,047 --> 00:21:27,379 I SAID IT. 990 00:21:27,421 --> 00:21:28,837 AND I MEANT IT! 991 00:21:28,879 --> 00:21:30,376 (all) 992 00:21:28,879 --> 00:21:30,376 OH! 993 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,372 (man) 994 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,372 NOT A DOCTOR. 995 00:21:32,374 --> 00:21:34,372 SHH.