IT'S MARCUS' BIRTHDAY
OOH.
ROMANTIC?
OR GASTRO-SENSUOUS?
UGH.
FROM YAHOO!
I'M NOT GONNA BUY A POT.
WE'RE NOT MARRIED.
MM-KAY,
YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?
MM.
YOU'RE TALKING
ABOUT THIS FRIDAY NIGHT?
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE BOOKED.
WE'RE ONLY 72 HOURS OUT
AND WE'RE STILL
IN THE BRAINSTORMING PHASE?
YOU CAN'T POSTPONE
AMY.
BUT, IF YOU CAN'T GET A
IT'S ALWAYS ROMANTIC.
YOU CAN GO TO THE TOP
THAT'S EVERY ROMANTIC.
HM.
COME ON!
WHAT?
COME ON!
WON'T TAKE MY DOLLAR.
THAT'S HALF A DOLLAR
IT'S GOOD FOR A CHEESY BREAD
WORTH $2.50.
YOU WOULD'VE MADE MONEY
CAN I BORROW A DOLLAR?
NO.
ON A TUGBOAT?
IT'S NOT A TUGBOAT!
I'M LOCKING THE VAULT!
COULD I POSSIBLY OWE YOU?
50, 60 BUCKS?
$2,437.
DOLLARS?
I WAS SURPRISED BY?
THAT'S THE CRAZIEST THING
ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME.
"I WOULD APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU PAID ME BACK"?
I'VE BEEN IN DEBT
AND HE'S NEVER CARED BEFORE.
SOMETHING'S UP.
I'M GONNA DROP EVERYTHING
WHY HE'S ACTING WEIRD.
PARTNER!
BE RIGHT IN!
"PARTNER"?
WHAT IS GOING ON?
IS THIS A MAKE-A-WISH THING?
ARE YOU DYING?
IS IT FROM LONELINESS?
OF THE CAPTAIN'S OLD CASES
WE'RE TAKING OUR RELATIONSHIP
WE'RE GONNA BOUNCE IDEAS
- SANTIAGO!
- HM?
NOW MEANS NOW!
SEE? HE CAN'T WAIT
HE'S CLEARLY PUMPED.
I JUST THOUGHT I'D STOP BY
THAT I'M ON MY WAY
THAT'S RIGHT.
I'M GONNA PAY YOU BACK
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I DON'T HAVE A SECRET.
OH, REALLY?
YOU'VE HAD DENTIST APPOINTMENTS
I HAVEN'T BEEN
I'M REALLY LIKING THIS
"FACT THE" THING.
I THINK I'M GONNA STICK
IT'S A LIST OF NAMES.
LIES!
THE DENTIST?
MAN?
DAMN IT!
DOES ANYBODY ELSE KNOW?
NO, JUST YOU, AND YOUR WIFE:
THAT'S WHAT I THINK
AND IT'S WAY TOO EARLY
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
DO YOU?
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
OH, THIS GOT PHYSICAL
BE SERIOUS!
I WON'T TELL ANYONE, ALL RIGHT?
ANYTHING TO YOU?
NO.
IT'S LIKE HOLDING
LET'S BANG THIS OUT.
OH...
NO, WE CAN DO IT HERE:
YUP.
THIS BASTARD?
NO, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE WE'RE GOING.
BUT IF YOU'D LIKE
THERE'S AN OLD BAKERY
NOW LET'S PUT AWAY
HE'S 86 YEARS OLD.
YOU DON'T OUTGROW PUNK, SIR.
1,200 BUCKS: THAT'S EVERYTHING
IT'S ALL IN SINGLES
IT'S NICE
I'M PREGNANT, MAN!
YEAH!
WE'RE PREGNANT.
"WE" BECAUSE I CONVINCED YOU
SO IF IT WASN'T FOR ME,
YOU'D HAVE NO PENIS.
YOU STILL DON'T KNOW
NOW THAT I'VE PROVEN I'M
BEING THE GODFATHER?
HOW ABOUT THIS?
YOU DON'T TELL ANYONE
AND I'LL THINK
YES!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
HOW'D YOU GET ALL THAT MONEY?
YOU'VE OWED TERRY
EVERY PENNY YOU HAVE?
WHY?
OH, WAIT:
NO. BECAUSE YOU GUYS
THAT IT'S IMPORTANT
SO DOES THAT MEAN YOU'RE GONNA
PAY ALL OF US BACK?
WITH TERRY?
I'M GONNA PAY EVERYONE.
MAN, I REALLY HOPED TO SAY
BUT...
IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
NO APPLAUSE?
SERIOUSLY?
BE.
THE REST OF YOU?
$4,009.
WHAT? HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?
JUNE 3rd, 2008,
$8.45.
JUNE 3rd, 2008,
$1.05.
JUNE 3rd, 2008, LENT YOU $4,000
HOW ABOUT THE REST OF YOU?
710 DOLLARINOS:
$856.32
I'M SORRY YOU GUYS,
BUT I CAN'T PAY THAT.
IT'S TOO MUCH MONEY.
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TAKE BACK
FOR WHAT?
UH, FOR BUTT ENHANCEMENT
THAT'S A REAL PROBLEM AREA
- WHAT?
WHAT?
NOR DO I NEED IT!
NO, NO, NO.
HOW ABOUT THIS?
I'LL WORK OFF MY DEBT
HOW'S THAT SOUND?
I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT.
ANYTHING?
CREEPED OUT BY THAT?
NO, THAT WAS DEFINITELY
PARTNER!
YOU REMEMBERED HOW I LIKE IT!
IT'S JUST ONE INGREDIENT.
MM.
- HM?
HUH.
I'M A POET
AND DIDN'T EVEN KNOW
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA,
LET'S GRAB SOME STREET MEAT.
OKAY!
HOW'S WORKING YOUR DEBT OFF
GOING?
ROSA'S MAKING CLEAN
PAYBACK'S A BITCH.
UGH! SO MANY GREAT PAYBACK LINES
DAMN THIS BIKE'S MUDDY.
AND THIS ISN'T EVEN
TO SEE HOW THEY'D REACT.
IS SHE CRYING?
I'M AT YOUR BUTT.
LOWER!
OH, GOD.
I'M SO SORRY.
OUT.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
THAT'LL ONLY MAKE PEOPLE
I DON'T MIND
'CAUSE I WANT TO KEEP YOUR
HENS CLUCKING ABOUT?
WHAT?
BOYLE?
HM, WHY WOULD I ASK THAT GIVEN
THAT I KNOW YOU HATE MY DOGS?
THEY'RE PASSIONATE!
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO WASH
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.
WE DON'T HAVE A SECRET,
ALL RIGHT?
TERRY?
IF WE DID, IT'S A SECRET
SO THEY'RE EXTRA HORNY.
AH!
JASON!
WAIT YOUR TURN!
OR MY LAMB?
HM. I DON'T KNOW.
SHOULD WE TRY IT?
LET'S RISK IT.
HERE WE GO.
IT'S AMAZING.
I DON'T CARE FOR IT.
BUT I TRIED!
AND WHAT A STORY FOR KEVIN!
THE BROOKLYN BROILER?
HM. HOW LONG DID YOU WORK
THE CASE FOR?
OH, SIR, LOOK!
OH, THIS COULD BE OUR MAN:
LET'S GO.
WE'RE PARTNERS.
WE'D LIKE TO ASK YOU
YOU'RE NOT RICHARD WILCOX!
THAT'S MY GRANDPA.
I'M JUST HERE CLEANING OUT
OH, NO.
OH, YOU THINK THIS PUNK
PARTNER?
NO.
SOMETHING'S WRONG
OH, OKAY:
I'LL DRIVE!
OH, MY...
SIR, WE COULD FIND
NO! THIS IS A VERY PRIVATE
EMERGENCY!
AH!
I'M GOING TO THE GYM,
WE'RE GONNA CATCH THIS GUY.
LET'S SEE HERE.
HURRICANE?
I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON JAKE.
UH, WHAT?
ABOUT WHO?
AND YOU'RE GONNA DO IT
YUP, THAT'S IT.
YOU'RE NOT CALLING IT
FINGERHOLES?
PAL.
OH, MY GOD!
TERRY'S PREGNANT?
WHAT? HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
YOU HIT "REPLY ALL"
OH, NO.
UH, GOOD:
YES.
BUT THAT'S A SECRET.
IT'S WAY TOO SOON
I ONLY STUMBLED ACROSS IT 'CAUSE
I'M SUCH AN AMAZING DETECTIVE.
WHO ACCIDENTALLY HIT "REPLY ALL"
TERRY CAN'T KNOW
BOO.
YOU'RE RIGHT.
WHILE HE'S DOWN AT THE GYM.
HERE'S THE PLAN.
I'LL GO DOWN THERE...
JAKE?
I'M OBVIOUSLY ABOUT TO SAY.
OKAY?
I'LL GO DOWN THERE...
IT'S NOT.
OKAY?
I'LL GO DOWN THERE...
ARE YOU MAD AT ME?
DUDE!
OKAY?
HERE'S THE PLAN.
I'LL GO DOWN TO THE GYM
YOU GUYS GET SAVANT FROM I:T.
WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION?
I'M GONNA NAIL THIS.
YOU'RE BACK SO SOON.
DID YOU CATCH YOUR GUY?
NO, HE WAS DEAD:
SO I'LL NEVER CATCH HIM.
OOF.
YOU GET MY EMAIL?
DOWN HERE?
NO, I HAVEN'T CHECKED
OH, NO NEED:
YOU KNOW?
REALLY?
WHAT?
I'M A REGULAR GYM DANDY.
I'M GONNA DO.
WITH THESE NOODLE ARMS?
MAN.
YOU KNOW?
LET'S RIP IT OUT.
TIME TO RIP IT DOWN!
THOSE AREN'T GYM TERMS.
AND I DON'T THINK
OH, WOW.
READY?
YUP.
OH, MY GOD!
SO HEAVY!
HAVE YOU SEEN TERRY?
WELL THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO.
THE SARGE'S PASSWORD.
"BIG MUSCLES"?
THAT'S YOUR FIRST GUESS?
"BIG MUSCLES"?
TRY HIS WIFE'S NAME, SHARON.
COME ON!
PUSH IT!
FIVE!
AH!
OH, MAN.
ARE YOU CRYING?
NO. THAT'S EYEBALL SWEAT.
LET'S WRAP THIS UP.
NO, NO, NO, NO.
HEY, I THOUGHT YOU SAID
HUH?
SO FAR.
OH, YOU WANT ME
TO MAKE THIS HARDER?
YES.
SARGE!
I'VE BURNT 200 CALORIES.
THAT'S YOUR HEART RATE.
NO, NO.
I'M STILL GOOD.
MY ARMS DON'T SEEM TO BE
UGH! GOD,
TO GUESS OTHER PEOPLE'S
WAIT!
TRY "YOGURT."
WE'RE IN!
JAKE!
LET'S GO!
WHEN YOU DO THIS?
I'M DONE.
AH, BOYLE: I NEED TO THROW AWAY
BUT I CAN'T MOVE MY BODY.
IT'S SHOW TIME, HERE WE GO.
WE'RE LIKE
YOU'D RATHER BE ALFRED
THAN ROBIN?
ALL OF BATMAN'S GIRLFRIENDS HOME
DOY.
OH, HEY!
SARGE?
HI, JAKE:
UH, HOLD ON, HONEY:
AND THEN I'LL BE READY TO GO.
THE CAPTAIN'S BACK?
WHEN HE GET BACK?
TURN ME AROUND!
I'M NOT FEELING WELL.
FOR WHAT?
OH, PERALTA SENT EVERYONE
FOR WHAT IT'S WORTH,
ABOUT?
PERALTA!
WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
HEY.
SCULLY! NOW!
OH, NO!
HE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK!
THIS IS A MAN'S LIFE,
YOU CALLOUSED BASTARDS!
TO WHEEL YOU OUT?
I'LL FADE.
YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE.
BUT I CAN'T HELP IT
YOU EMAILED THEM ALL!
WITH YOUR EMAIL!
TO THEIR EMAILS!
YES, THAT WAS ONE FACT
YOU SENT EVERYONE ABOUT?
DOES THIS MEAN I CAN'T BE
THE GODFATHER?
YOU'RE OLDER THAN ME!
CAPTAIN?
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
THAT'S MY FAVORITE BREAKFAST.
SIR, I'M SORRY.
ABOUT MARTIN ORMANKUPP?
TO SAY.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT
MM. SO YOU THINK WE CAN LAUGH
ABOUT ME POISONING YOU?
YES, I DO.
SIR, DID YOU JUST LAUGH?
OH, MY GOD.
IT'S HAPPENING.
YUP.
IT'S THE REST OF THE MONEY
1,237 BUCKS:
IT'S NOT A BIG DEAL.
OH, MY GOD!
THIS IS SUCH A HUGE DEAL!
I CAN'T UN-TELL YOUR SECRET.
SO.
YEAH?
SERIOUSLY?
YES!
OF COURSE!
I'M GONNA BE SUCH A GOOD
YOU'LL SEE.
I'M GONNA BE LIKE...
"WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?
BE A MAN!"
YOU KNOW?
OBVIOUSLY I WOULDN'T
BUT YOU GET WHAT I'M SAYING.
YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE ENOUGH
THAT'S WHAT A
GODFATHER DOES?
I CAN HANDLE IT!
WHAT'S A GOOD BOOK
WHAT'S A GOOD
MOVIE ON PARENTING?
TERRY?
WHAT TO DO!
OH, WAIT!
YAHOO!
SHH.