1 00:00:04,495 --> 00:00:06,454 Whatcha got there? 2 00:00:06,495 --> 00:00:09,036 A candle, perfume. 3 00:00:06,495 --> 00:00:09,036 Bra. 4 00:00:09,078 --> 00:00:11,078 Someone's dropping off 5 00:00:09,078 --> 00:00:11,078 a care-package for mom. 6 00:00:11,120 --> 00:00:12,786 Ew. No. 7 00:00:12,827 --> 00:00:14,869 It's the stuff that Sophia 8 00:00:12,827 --> 00:00:14,869 left at my apartment. 9 00:00:14,911 --> 00:00:17,454 Oh, bud. 10 00:00:14,911 --> 00:00:17,454 Oh, bud. 11 00:00:17,495 --> 00:00:18,953 Breakups are the worst. 12 00:00:18,994 --> 00:00:20,495 Man, I just want to 13 00:00:18,994 --> 00:00:20,495 walk up to Sophia, 14 00:00:20,537 --> 00:00:22,744 slap her in the face 15 00:00:20,537 --> 00:00:22,744 and say, "Girl, you messed up." 16 00:00:22,786 --> 00:00:24,203 You need to destroy 17 00:00:22,786 --> 00:00:24,203 that stuff. 18 00:00:24,245 --> 00:00:25,660 You want me to crush 19 00:00:24,245 --> 00:00:25,660 that big box 20 00:00:25,702 --> 00:00:26,786 into a little ball 21 00:00:25,702 --> 00:00:26,786 with my bare hands? 22 00:00:26,827 --> 00:00:28,161 No. 23 00:00:28,203 --> 00:00:29,994 I'm gonna text Sophia 24 00:00:28,203 --> 00:00:29,994 and give her her stuff back. 25 00:00:30,036 --> 00:00:31,203 That way I'll get 26 00:00:30,036 --> 00:00:31,203 to see her again 27 00:00:31,245 --> 00:00:32,786 and hopefully smell 28 00:00:31,245 --> 00:00:32,786 the air around her hair. 29 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:34,744 That'll make me 30 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:34,744 feel better. 31 00:00:32,827 --> 00:00:34,744 No, no, no, no, no. 32 00:00:34,786 --> 00:00:36,161 Okay, you need to 33 00:00:34,786 --> 00:00:36,161 embrace the pain 34 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,203 so you can 35 00:00:36,203 --> 00:00:37,203 get through it. 36 00:00:37,245 --> 00:00:38,660 You need catharsis. 37 00:00:38,702 --> 00:00:40,994 Sarge is right. 38 00:00:38,702 --> 00:00:40,994 You need to cathart. 39 00:00:41,036 --> 00:00:43,203 Cathart your brains out. 40 00:00:43,245 --> 00:00:44,412 Cathart all over the place. 41 00:00:44,454 --> 00:00:45,454 That is a great point, 42 00:00:44,454 --> 00:00:45,454 guys. 43 00:00:45,495 --> 00:00:46,537 Thank you. 44 00:00:46,578 --> 00:00:47,537 You know who'd 45 00:00:46,578 --> 00:00:47,537 appreciate that a lot 46 00:00:47,578 --> 00:00:48,994 is Sophia, 47 00:00:47,578 --> 00:00:48,994 I'm gonna text her. 48 00:00:49,036 --> 00:00:50,827 I'm gonna take that 49 00:00:49,036 --> 00:00:50,827 phone now, Jake. 50 00:00:50,869 --> 00:00:52,412 I'd like to see 51 00:00:50,869 --> 00:00:52,412 you try. 52 00:00:52,454 --> 00:00:54,203 Well, you did that 53 00:00:52,454 --> 00:00:54,203 very easily. 54 00:00:54,245 --> 00:00:55,537 Look, I understand 55 00:00:54,245 --> 00:00:55,537 that you're trying 56 00:00:55,578 --> 00:00:56,953 to help, but I promise you, 57 00:00:55,578 --> 00:00:56,953 the best thing for me 58 00:00:56,994 --> 00:00:58,660 right now is 59 00:00:56,994 --> 00:00:58,660 to text Sophia. 60 00:00:58,702 --> 00:00:59,911 Give me my phone? 61 00:00:59,953 --> 00:01:03,370 Okay. 62 00:00:59,953 --> 00:01:03,370 Thank you. 63 00:01:03,412 --> 00:01:06,495 And... send. 64 00:01:06,537 --> 00:01:07,702 Why hasn't she 65 00:01:06,537 --> 00:01:07,702 written back yet? 66 00:01:07,744 --> 00:01:09,702 Uh, this feels terrible. 67 00:01:09,744 --> 00:01:10,702 You two could have 68 00:01:09,744 --> 00:01:10,702 stopped this, 69 00:01:10,744 --> 00:01:12,660 but you didn't, 70 00:01:10,744 --> 00:01:12,660 you monsters. 71 00:01:32,702 --> 00:01:34,370 Hey. 72 00:01:34,412 --> 00:01:36,660 Any idea what this 73 00:01:34,412 --> 00:01:36,660 emergency meeting is about? 74 00:01:36,702 --> 00:01:38,036 Probably about how 75 00:01:36,702 --> 00:01:38,036 all the cell towers 76 00:01:38,078 --> 00:01:39,702 in the city are broken, 77 00:01:38,078 --> 00:01:39,702 and that's why Sophia 78 00:01:39,744 --> 00:01:41,036 hasn't texted me back. 79 00:01:41,078 --> 00:01:42,120 I keep checking my phone 80 00:01:41,078 --> 00:01:42,120 every three seconds, 81 00:01:42,161 --> 00:01:43,120 like a loser. 82 00:01:43,161 --> 00:01:44,953 Tread lightly, son. 83 00:01:44,994 --> 00:01:45,953 Jacob... 84 00:01:45,994 --> 00:01:47,328 Have you done 85 00:01:45,994 --> 00:01:47,328 any of the catharting 86 00:01:47,370 --> 00:01:48,911 exercises I gave you? 87 00:01:48,953 --> 00:01:50,660 Well, I don't own 88 00:01:48,953 --> 00:01:50,660 a bathtub, 89 00:01:50,702 --> 00:01:52,660 so the first two 90 00:01:50,702 --> 00:01:52,660 pages are out. 91 00:01:52,702 --> 00:01:53,702 And it's the middle 92 00:01:52,702 --> 00:01:53,702 of winter, 93 00:01:53,744 --> 00:01:55,702 so where would I 94 00:01:53,744 --> 00:01:55,702 dance in a fountain? 95 00:01:55,744 --> 00:01:57,869 Indoor malls, Jake. 96 00:01:55,744 --> 00:01:57,869 Indoor malls. 97 00:01:57,911 --> 00:01:59,660 All right, squad. 98 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:01,744 Evry year, the Department 99 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:01,744 of Homeland Security 100 00:02:01,786 --> 00:02:04,786 runs a multi-agency 101 00:02:01,786 --> 00:02:04,786 counter-terrorism drill. 102 00:02:04,827 --> 00:02:06,412 The team 103 00:02:04,827 --> 00:02:06,412 from the DOD 104 00:02:06,454 --> 00:02:08,078 had to drop out 105 00:02:06,454 --> 00:02:08,078 at the last minute. 106 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,660 Thanks to our 107 00:02:08,120 --> 00:02:09,660 stellar scores 108 00:02:09,702 --> 00:02:11,078 at last year's 109 00:02:09,702 --> 00:02:11,078 tactical village... 110 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:13,744 Nine-nine! 111 00:02:13,786 --> 00:02:16,078 They want us to fill in. 112 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,287 We are the only 113 00:02:16,120 --> 00:02:19,287 non-federal agency 114 00:02:19,328 --> 00:02:21,328 ever invited 115 00:02:19,328 --> 00:02:21,328 to this event. 116 00:02:21,370 --> 00:02:22,869 This is a huge 117 00:02:21,370 --> 00:02:22,869 opportunity 118 00:02:22,911 --> 00:02:25,036 and we are going 119 00:02:22,911 --> 00:02:25,036 to nail it! 120 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,036 Nine-nine! 121 00:02:26,078 --> 00:02:28,660 Yeah! 122 00:02:28,702 --> 00:02:29,660 Charles? 123 00:02:28,702 --> 00:02:29,660 Yeah? 124 00:02:29,702 --> 00:02:30,660 You know what 125 00:02:29,702 --> 00:02:30,660 I'm thinking? 126 00:02:30,702 --> 00:02:31,869 Yes, we should 127 00:02:30,702 --> 00:02:31,869 pack grapes for the road. 128 00:02:31,911 --> 00:02:33,245 No. 129 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:34,660 This drill couldn't 130 00:02:33,287 --> 00:02:34,660 have come at a better time. 131 00:02:34,702 --> 00:02:35,660 I'm gonna throw 132 00:02:34,702 --> 00:02:35,660 myself into it 133 00:02:35,702 --> 00:02:37,660 and focus solely 134 00:02:35,702 --> 00:02:37,660 on getting a win, 135 00:02:37,702 --> 00:02:39,370 and not whether or not 136 00:02:37,702 --> 00:02:39,370 Sophia's texted me back. 137 00:02:39,412 --> 00:02:41,078 Which she hasn't, 138 00:02:39,412 --> 00:02:41,078 in case anyone was wondering. 139 00:02:41,120 --> 00:02:42,078 Nine-nine! 140 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,660 Yeah! 141 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,660 Nine-nine! 142 00:02:43,702 --> 00:02:44,869 I don't get it. 143 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:47,120 Santiago, Diaz. 144 00:02:47,161 --> 00:02:49,036 Before you go, 145 00:02:47,161 --> 00:02:49,036 both of you requested 146 00:02:49,078 --> 00:02:50,036 to have this Saturday off, 147 00:02:50,078 --> 00:02:51,078 but I need one of you 148 00:02:50,078 --> 00:02:51,078 to work. 149 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,245 Oh, I could take 150 00:02:51,120 --> 00:02:52,245 that shift. 151 00:02:52,287 --> 00:02:53,660 Well, last time 152 00:02:52,287 --> 00:02:53,660 you worked a Saturday, 153 00:02:53,702 --> 00:02:55,120 you watched cartoons 154 00:02:53,702 --> 00:02:55,120 the entire time. 155 00:02:55,161 --> 00:02:56,660 Well, that's when 156 00:02:55,161 --> 00:02:56,660 they're on. 157 00:02:56,702 --> 00:02:59,786 Work this out 158 00:02:56,702 --> 00:02:59,786 and get back to me. 159 00:02:59,827 --> 00:03:01,744 Sorry. 160 00:02:59,827 --> 00:03:01,744 I can't reschedule. 161 00:03:01,786 --> 00:03:03,036 I have tickets 162 00:03:01,786 --> 00:03:03,036 to a TED Talk 163 00:03:03,078 --> 00:03:04,869 on power poses 164 00:03:03,078 --> 00:03:04,869 and getting what you want 165 00:03:04,911 --> 00:03:06,744 by using your body. 166 00:03:06,786 --> 00:03:07,827 Uh-oh. 167 00:03:07,869 --> 00:03:09,203 I hope it doesn't get 168 00:03:07,869 --> 00:03:09,203 too sexual. 169 00:03:09,245 --> 00:03:10,618 "Uh-oh, I hope it 170 00:03:09,245 --> 00:03:10,618 doesn't get too sexual." 171 00:03:10,660 --> 00:03:11,660 Title of your sex tape. 172 00:03:11,702 --> 00:03:13,036 But seriously, 173 00:03:11,702 --> 00:03:13,036 what is taking so long? 174 00:03:13,078 --> 00:03:14,618 Also the title 175 00:03:13,078 --> 00:03:14,618 of your sex tape. 176 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:15,994 Well, I have plans 177 00:03:14,660 --> 00:03:15,994 on Saturday too. 178 00:03:16,036 --> 00:03:17,245 I'm having dinner 179 00:03:16,036 --> 00:03:17,245 with my parents. 180 00:03:17,287 --> 00:03:18,660 So? 181 00:03:18,702 --> 00:03:19,953 You don't even like 182 00:03:18,702 --> 00:03:19,953 your parents. 183 00:03:19,994 --> 00:03:21,660 You call them 184 00:03:19,994 --> 00:03:21,660 smiley morons 185 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:22,660 and hug freaks. 186 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:23,702 Plans are plans, 187 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:23,702 I'm a badass, 188 00:03:23,744 --> 00:03:24,702 not an anarchist. 189 00:03:24,744 --> 00:03:25,827 I don't buy it. 190 00:03:25,869 --> 00:03:26,994 You know, 191 00:03:25,869 --> 00:03:26,994 if you told me 192 00:03:27,036 --> 00:03:28,203 what you were 193 00:03:27,036 --> 00:03:28,203 really doing, 194 00:03:28,245 --> 00:03:30,036 I'd consider changing 195 00:03:28,245 --> 00:03:30,036 my plans. 196 00:03:30,078 --> 00:03:34,660 But you didn't so 197 00:03:30,078 --> 00:03:34,660 I'm getting Saturday off. 198 00:03:34,702 --> 00:03:35,827 Are you trying 199 00:03:34,702 --> 00:03:35,827 to power pose me? 200 00:03:35,869 --> 00:03:37,120 I don't know. 201 00:03:37,161 --> 00:03:38,161 Maybe I'm supposed to be 202 00:03:37,161 --> 00:03:38,161 sitting in a chair. 203 00:03:38,203 --> 00:03:39,744 This is why 204 00:03:38,203 --> 00:03:39,744 I need to see the talk! 205 00:03:41,994 --> 00:03:44,994 Captain, is the entire squad 206 00:03:41,994 --> 00:03:44,994 at this dumb field trip? 207 00:03:45,036 --> 00:03:46,161 Yes, they are. 208 00:03:46,203 --> 00:03:47,161 Is there a problem? 209 00:03:47,203 --> 00:03:48,911 Uh, yeah. 210 00:03:48,953 --> 00:03:51,578 You know how I've been 211 00:03:48,953 --> 00:03:51,578 defying all expectations 212 00:03:51,619 --> 00:03:52,660 by going back to school? 213 00:03:52,702 --> 00:03:54,660 I always knew 214 00:03:52,702 --> 00:03:54,660 you had it in you. 215 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,660 Can't you just be 216 00:03:54,702 --> 00:03:56,660 blown away by me? 217 00:03:56,702 --> 00:03:57,660 I need someone to take 218 00:03:57,702 --> 00:04:00,578 this personality test 219 00:03:57,702 --> 00:04:00,578 for my Psych class. 220 00:04:00,619 --> 00:04:02,161 I was hoping 221 00:04:00,619 --> 00:04:02,161 to wow my professor 222 00:04:02,203 --> 00:04:05,660 with a genuine psycho 223 00:04:02,203 --> 00:04:05,660 like Amy, 224 00:04:05,702 --> 00:04:08,161 or Hitchcock, or Charles 225 00:04:05,702 --> 00:04:08,161 would be great. 226 00:04:08,203 --> 00:04:10,660 I'm not a psycho, 227 00:04:08,203 --> 00:04:10,660 but I could take your test. 228 00:04:10,702 --> 00:04:12,578 That would be awesome. 229 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,578 I do need to warn you 230 00:04:12,619 --> 00:04:14,578 that the results 231 00:04:14,619 --> 00:04:17,161 can be... a little 232 00:04:14,619 --> 00:04:17,161 unflattering. 233 00:04:17,203 --> 00:04:18,660 It's okay, 234 00:04:17,203 --> 00:04:18,660 I'm no stranger 235 00:04:18,702 --> 00:04:20,911 to unflattering 236 00:04:18,702 --> 00:04:20,911 test results. 237 00:04:20,953 --> 00:04:22,953 Your blood pressure's normal. 238 00:04:22,994 --> 00:04:25,245 Normal? 239 00:04:22,994 --> 00:04:25,245 Take it again. 240 00:04:25,287 --> 00:04:27,536 I'm not afraid 241 00:04:25,287 --> 00:04:27,536 to have my flaws exposed. 242 00:04:27,578 --> 00:04:29,660 But just to be clear, 243 00:04:27,578 --> 00:04:29,660 though, it is possible 244 00:04:29,702 --> 00:04:32,536 to get a result 245 00:04:29,702 --> 00:04:32,536 that shows no flaws? 246 00:04:32,578 --> 00:04:34,660 I guess. 247 00:04:32,578 --> 00:04:34,660 Good. 248 00:04:34,702 --> 00:04:36,786 Good. 249 00:04:34,702 --> 00:04:36,786 Can't wait to begin. 250 00:04:38,744 --> 00:04:39,994 Sophia text you? 251 00:04:40,036 --> 00:04:41,702 No, it's just a lightly 252 00:04:40,036 --> 00:04:41,702 racist email forward 253 00:04:41,744 --> 00:04:43,536 from my Grandma. 254 00:04:43,578 --> 00:04:44,660 But it doesn't matter. 255 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:46,536 It's time to cathart. 256 00:04:44,702 --> 00:04:46,536 Check it out. 257 00:04:46,578 --> 00:04:47,660 Windbreaker city. 258 00:04:47,702 --> 00:04:51,536 ATF, Marshals, 259 00:04:47,702 --> 00:04:51,536 ICE, FBI, Homeland Security. 260 00:04:51,578 --> 00:04:52,702 Welcome to the 261 00:04:51,578 --> 00:04:52,702 big leagues, Boyle. 262 00:04:52,744 --> 00:04:53,953 Oh, say that again. 263 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,660 I want to record it 264 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,660 and use it as my ringtone. 265 00:04:55,702 --> 00:04:56,660 Eh. 266 00:04:56,702 --> 00:04:57,827 Hey, there. 267 00:04:57,869 --> 00:04:59,911 Jake Peralta, NYPD: 268 00:04:57,869 --> 00:04:59,911 Pleasure to meet a colleague. 269 00:04:59,953 --> 00:05:03,120 Colleague? 270 00:04:59,953 --> 00:05:03,120 Dude, read the jacket. 271 00:05:03,161 --> 00:05:05,660 Homeland. 272 00:05:03,161 --> 00:05:05,660 We're not on the same level. 273 00:05:05,702 --> 00:05:07,494 Wow. 274 00:05:05,702 --> 00:05:07,494 That was incredibly rude. 275 00:05:07,536 --> 00:05:08,494 No, no, no, no. 276 00:05:08,536 --> 00:05:09,660 I've always 277 00:05:08,536 --> 00:05:09,660 admired people 278 00:05:09,702 --> 00:05:10,827 who decided what 279 00:05:09,702 --> 00:05:10,827 they wanted to be 280 00:05:10,869 --> 00:05:13,161 when they were six years old 281 00:05:10,869 --> 00:05:13,161 and never waivered. 282 00:05:13,203 --> 00:05:15,827 Bus drivers, 283 00:05:13,203 --> 00:05:15,827 ice cream men. 284 00:05:15,869 --> 00:05:16,827 Princesses. 285 00:05:16,869 --> 00:05:18,660 So when exactly 286 00:05:16,869 --> 00:05:18,660 did you decide 287 00:05:18,702 --> 00:05:19,827 you wanted 288 00:05:18,702 --> 00:05:19,827 to be a butt? 289 00:05:19,869 --> 00:05:22,494 Was it college? 290 00:05:19,869 --> 00:05:22,494 Law school. 291 00:05:22,536 --> 00:05:23,536 Just wanted to let 292 00:05:22,536 --> 00:05:23,536 you know that I went 293 00:05:23,578 --> 00:05:24,578 to law school. 294 00:05:24,619 --> 00:05:26,660 At Butt University? 295 00:05:26,702 --> 00:05:28,036 What are you doing? 296 00:05:28,078 --> 00:05:29,660 I'm standing up for us. 297 00:05:29,702 --> 00:05:31,078 Don't worry about it, 298 00:05:29,702 --> 00:05:31,078 that guy doesn't matter. 299 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,161 All right. 300 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:33,161 Everybody, take their seats. 301 00:05:33,203 --> 00:05:35,702 My name is Agent Kendrick, 302 00:05:33,203 --> 00:05:35,702 Homeland Security. 303 00:05:35,744 --> 00:05:37,078 And I am in charge here. 304 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,036 Sarge, I was wrong. 305 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:39,036 He totally matters. 306 00:05:39,078 --> 00:05:40,660 This year's scenario. 307 00:05:40,702 --> 00:05:42,536 Terrorists have stormed 308 00:05:40,702 --> 00:05:42,536 the Capital Trust 309 00:05:42,578 --> 00:05:44,827 bank building and have 310 00:05:42,578 --> 00:05:44,827 taken hostages. 311 00:05:44,869 --> 00:05:46,078 Noice! 312 00:05:46,120 --> 00:05:47,618 Oh, cool trick. 313 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:48,660 I don't have a ton 314 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:48,660 of free time 315 00:05:48,702 --> 00:05:50,660 to practice 316 00:05:48,702 --> 00:05:50,660 high-fiving. 317 00:05:50,702 --> 00:05:52,036 You just made fun 318 00:05:50,702 --> 00:05:52,036 of us for that. 319 00:05:52,078 --> 00:05:54,453 For practicing, that's 320 00:05:52,078 --> 00:05:54,453 the first time we ever tried it. 321 00:05:54,494 --> 00:05:55,827 Here are your assignments. 322 00:05:55,869 --> 00:05:57,994 ATF, you will be 323 00:05:55,869 --> 00:05:57,994 our terrorists. 324 00:05:58,036 --> 00:05:59,494 Ooh, that's a rough draw. 325 00:05:59,536 --> 00:06:02,411 Homeland Security, you are 326 00:05:59,536 --> 00:06:02,411 Command Control. 327 00:06:02,453 --> 00:06:04,618 Marshals, Strike Team Alpha. 328 00:06:04,660 --> 00:06:05,744 And NYPD? 329 00:06:05,786 --> 00:06:07,994 Helicopter snipers, 330 00:06:05,786 --> 00:06:07,994 helicopter snipers. 331 00:06:08,036 --> 00:06:10,786 Says here you will be 332 00:06:08,036 --> 00:06:10,786 our hostages. 333 00:06:10,827 --> 00:06:11,994 What? 334 00:06:12,036 --> 00:06:13,411 So you just want us 335 00:06:12,036 --> 00:06:13,411 to lie on the ground 336 00:06:13,453 --> 00:06:14,660 and do nothing, like a bunch 337 00:06:13,453 --> 00:06:14,660 of losers? 338 00:06:14,702 --> 00:06:16,120 Yes, precisely. 339 00:06:16,161 --> 00:06:19,078 No. 340 00:06:16,161 --> 00:06:19,078 Jackpot. 341 00:06:23,702 --> 00:06:24,660 Can you leave me 342 00:06:23,702 --> 00:06:24,660 some wiggle room 343 00:06:24,702 --> 00:06:26,578 so I can check 344 00:06:24,702 --> 00:06:26,578 my phone periodically? 345 00:06:26,618 --> 00:06:28,453 Why? Waiting for your mom 346 00:06:26,618 --> 00:06:28,453 to text? 347 00:06:28,494 --> 00:06:30,660 No, actually, I'm waiting 348 00:06:28,494 --> 00:06:30,660 for a girl who broke up 349 00:06:30,702 --> 00:06:31,744 with me to text. 350 00:06:31,786 --> 00:06:34,660 That's way worse. 351 00:06:31,786 --> 00:06:34,660 Yeah, it's bad. 352 00:06:34,702 --> 00:06:35,660 This sucks. 353 00:06:35,702 --> 00:06:37,536 I just got dumped 354 00:06:35,702 --> 00:06:37,536 by a mega-fox 355 00:06:37,578 --> 00:06:39,411 and no one's letting me 356 00:06:37,578 --> 00:06:39,411 shoot a big gun about it. 357 00:06:39,453 --> 00:06:40,702 All right, you know what? 358 00:06:39,453 --> 00:06:40,702 Screw this. 359 00:06:40,744 --> 00:06:41,702 I'm not gonna 360 00:06:40,744 --> 00:06:41,702 just sit here 361 00:06:41,744 --> 00:06:42,786 like a loser. 362 00:06:42,827 --> 00:06:44,369 Boyle, free me, 363 00:06:42,827 --> 00:06:44,369 then I'll free you. 364 00:06:44,411 --> 00:06:45,369 We're fighting back. 365 00:06:45,411 --> 00:06:46,494 No, Jake. 366 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:47,660 We are behaving 367 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:47,660 so we can be 368 00:06:47,702 --> 00:06:48,660 invited again 369 00:06:47,702 --> 00:06:48,660 next year. 370 00:06:48,702 --> 00:06:51,369 Sarge, 371 00:06:48,702 --> 00:06:51,369 with all due respect, 372 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,744 I am going to 373 00:06:51,411 --> 00:06:52,744 completely ignore 374 00:06:52,786 --> 00:06:53,744 everything you just said. 375 00:06:53,786 --> 00:06:54,953 Okay, Charles. 376 00:06:54,994 --> 00:06:55,953 Our hands are tied 377 00:06:54,994 --> 00:06:55,953 so we're gonna have 378 00:06:55,994 --> 00:06:56,953 to use our mouth. 379 00:06:56,994 --> 00:06:57,953 Smart. 380 00:06:57,994 --> 00:06:58,953 Wet the tape down 381 00:06:57,994 --> 00:06:58,953 with my saliva 382 00:06:58,994 --> 00:06:59,953 until you could slip 383 00:06:58,994 --> 00:06:59,953 right out. 384 00:06:59,994 --> 00:07:02,660 No, bite it. 385 00:06:59,994 --> 00:07:02,660 Obviously, bite it. 386 00:07:02,702 --> 00:07:04,786 I don't like it. 387 00:07:02,702 --> 00:07:04,786 Something stinks. 388 00:07:04,827 --> 00:07:05,911 Well, I'm sorry. 389 00:07:05,953 --> 00:07:07,911 But I refuse to mask 390 00:07:05,953 --> 00:07:07,911 my natural musk 391 00:07:07,953 --> 00:07:09,369 with a bunch of chemicals. 392 00:07:09,411 --> 00:07:12,536 Uh, I was talking to Rosa 393 00:07:09,411 --> 00:07:12,536 about her "dinner" 394 00:07:12,578 --> 00:07:13,911 with her "parents." 395 00:07:13,953 --> 00:07:16,327 I am having dinner 396 00:07:13,953 --> 00:07:16,327 with my parents. 397 00:07:16,369 --> 00:07:17,660 Okay, liar. 398 00:07:17,702 --> 00:07:18,911 What restaurant 399 00:07:17,702 --> 00:07:18,911 are you going to? 400 00:07:18,953 --> 00:07:20,660 I don't know, 401 00:07:18,953 --> 00:07:20,660 some Italian place. 402 00:07:20,702 --> 00:07:24,660 Oh, Italian? 403 00:07:20,702 --> 00:07:24,660 Makes sense, Pinocchio. 404 00:07:24,702 --> 00:07:26,827 He's a liar too, 405 00:07:24,702 --> 00:07:26,827 and Italian. 406 00:07:26,869 --> 00:07:28,911 I over explained it. 407 00:07:28,953 --> 00:07:30,660 Okay, last question. 408 00:07:30,702 --> 00:07:32,702 What body of water 409 00:07:30,702 --> 00:07:32,702 do you most identify with? 410 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:35,660 A, lake, B, river, 411 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:35,660 C, ocean. 412 00:07:35,702 --> 00:07:38,327 Oh, they can't be serious. 413 00:07:35,702 --> 00:07:38,327 Of course I choose ocean. 414 00:07:38,369 --> 00:07:39,494 I hate the ocean. 415 00:07:39,536 --> 00:07:40,660 That's where that 416 00:07:39,536 --> 00:07:40,660 stuck-up bitch Rose 417 00:07:40,702 --> 00:07:42,286 let Leo die. 418 00:07:42,327 --> 00:07:45,327 There was plenty of room 419 00:07:42,327 --> 00:07:45,327 on that door. 420 00:07:45,369 --> 00:07:47,911 Okay, the computer 421 00:07:45,369 --> 00:07:47,911 is tabulating. 422 00:07:47,953 --> 00:07:49,660 Ohh. 423 00:07:49,702 --> 00:07:52,327 You got category 424 00:07:49,702 --> 00:07:52,327 I9 C3 G6. 425 00:07:52,369 --> 00:07:56,494 I9 C3 G6. 426 00:07:52,369 --> 00:07:56,494 Is that as good as it sounds? 427 00:07:56,536 --> 00:07:57,869 You have a robust 428 00:07:56,536 --> 00:07:57,869 sense of self 429 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,869 and are well suited 430 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,869 to leadership positions. 431 00:07:59,911 --> 00:08:03,494 Characteristics... 432 00:07:59,911 --> 00:08:03,494 strength, determination, 433 00:08:03,536 --> 00:08:04,619 tenacity. 434 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:05,994 Yes, I suppose 435 00:08:04,660 --> 00:08:05,994 that's accurate. 436 00:08:06,036 --> 00:08:07,660 They do call me 437 00:08:06,036 --> 00:08:07,660 Tenacious Ray 438 00:08:07,702 --> 00:08:08,911 down at the country club. 439 00:08:08,953 --> 00:08:10,286 Because for the past 10 years, 440 00:08:10,327 --> 00:08:12,286 I've been suing them 441 00:08:10,327 --> 00:08:12,286 for discrimination. 442 00:08:12,327 --> 00:08:13,953 I'm very pleased 443 00:08:12,327 --> 00:08:13,953 with this assessment. 444 00:08:13,994 --> 00:08:15,453 You should be. 445 00:08:15,494 --> 00:08:19,827 I took the test too 446 00:08:15,494 --> 00:08:19,827 and I also got an I9 C3 G6. 447 00:08:19,869 --> 00:08:21,660 What? 448 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:22,953 We got the same score? 449 00:08:22,994 --> 00:08:25,660 It's just crazy 450 00:08:22,994 --> 00:08:25,660 how accurate this thing is. 451 00:08:25,702 --> 00:08:28,411 Yes. 452 00:08:25,702 --> 00:08:28,411 Crazy. 453 00:08:28,453 --> 00:08:30,578 All right, Sarge. 454 00:08:28,453 --> 00:08:30,578 Now to cut you loose. 455 00:08:30,619 --> 00:08:32,494 No, I'm staying 456 00:08:30,619 --> 00:08:32,494 tied up. 457 00:08:32,536 --> 00:08:34,578 I don't care how much 458 00:08:32,536 --> 00:08:34,578 of a jerk Kendrick is. 459 00:08:34,619 --> 00:08:36,453 I want it to be clear 460 00:08:34,619 --> 00:08:36,453 I had no part in this. 461 00:08:36,494 --> 00:08:38,827 No offense, but you are 462 00:08:36,494 --> 00:08:38,827 a huge waste of muscles. 463 00:08:38,869 --> 00:08:40,244 Okay, Boyle. 464 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:41,411 There's two guards 465 00:08:40,286 --> 00:08:41,411 outside this door. 466 00:08:41,453 --> 00:08:42,786 We need their guns. 467 00:08:41,453 --> 00:08:42,786 You know what to do. 468 00:08:42,827 --> 00:08:43,994 Beat 'em up? 469 00:08:44,036 --> 00:08:45,244 Pretend to be sick 470 00:08:44,036 --> 00:08:45,244 and lure them in here. 471 00:08:45,286 --> 00:08:46,244 Right. 472 00:08:45,286 --> 00:08:46,244 The Charles. 473 00:08:46,286 --> 00:08:47,660 Here we go. 474 00:08:47,702 --> 00:08:48,660 Help! 475 00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:50,660 I need help. 476 00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:50,660 I'm sick. 477 00:08:50,702 --> 00:08:52,660 Is this part of the drill? 478 00:08:50,702 --> 00:08:52,660 What's wrong? 479 00:08:52,702 --> 00:08:54,453 I have Seasonal 480 00:08:52,702 --> 00:08:54,453 Affective Disorder. 481 00:08:54,494 --> 00:08:55,660 What? 482 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:56,660 It's a serious condition 483 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:56,660 that affects millions 484 00:08:56,702 --> 00:08:59,453 of Americans. 485 00:08:59,494 --> 00:09:02,660 What the hell? 486 00:09:02,702 --> 00:09:05,411 We're fighting back, 487 00:09:02,702 --> 00:09:05,411 you terrorist crap sack. 488 00:09:05,453 --> 00:09:08,453 Also, thank you 489 00:09:05,453 --> 00:09:08,453 for including us in this event. 490 00:09:08,494 --> 00:09:09,702 You got a partner 491 00:09:08,494 --> 00:09:09,702 outside, right? 492 00:09:09,744 --> 00:09:11,660 Call him in here. 493 00:09:11,702 --> 00:09:13,578 I need help! 494 00:09:15,494 --> 00:09:16,453 Ow. 495 00:09:16,494 --> 00:09:17,744 Shh. 496 00:09:16,494 --> 00:09:17,744 You're dead. 497 00:09:17,786 --> 00:09:19,411 See you later, losers. 498 00:09:19,453 --> 00:09:21,327 Again, opportunity 499 00:09:19,453 --> 00:09:21,327 of a lifetime. 500 00:09:21,369 --> 00:09:23,619 Just a real positive 501 00:09:21,369 --> 00:09:23,619 experience. 502 00:09:27,702 --> 00:09:29,160 All right, 503 00:09:27,702 --> 00:09:29,160 we need to distract them. 504 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,494 Do you have anything 505 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:30,494 I can throw? 506 00:09:30,536 --> 00:09:31,494 I have a dog tag. 507 00:09:31,536 --> 00:09:33,578 Oh, that is 508 00:09:31,536 --> 00:09:33,578 bad ass, Boyle. 509 00:09:33,619 --> 00:09:35,494 No... it's an actual tag 510 00:09:33,619 --> 00:09:35,494 for a dog. 511 00:09:35,536 --> 00:09:36,619 Yep. 512 00:09:35,536 --> 00:09:36,619 Molly. 513 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,327 She was my poodle 514 00:09:36,660 --> 00:09:38,327 growing up. 515 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,619 Never forget 516 00:09:38,369 --> 00:09:39,619 your first. 517 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:40,660 Your first what? 518 00:09:40,702 --> 00:09:41,660 Dog. 519 00:09:41,702 --> 00:09:44,619 That is never 520 00:09:41,702 --> 00:09:44,619 what people mean by that. 521 00:09:49,702 --> 00:09:52,244 When you get to hell, 522 00:09:49,702 --> 00:09:52,244 say hi to Molly. 523 00:09:52,286 --> 00:09:54,160 What? 524 00:09:52,286 --> 00:09:54,160 Why is Molly in hell? 525 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:55,660 Cause it sounds cooler 526 00:09:54,202 --> 00:09:55,660 than heaven. 527 00:09:55,702 --> 00:09:57,202 Hiyah! 528 00:09:55,702 --> 00:09:57,202 Aah! 529 00:09:57,244 --> 00:09:58,660 Door kick. 530 00:09:57,244 --> 00:09:58,660 What's up, dude? 531 00:09:58,702 --> 00:10:00,202 Is it lunch time? 532 00:09:58,702 --> 00:10:00,202 Is the drill over? 533 00:10:00,244 --> 00:10:01,660 We're freeing you guys. 534 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,660 Jake, can you hear me? 535 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:03,660 Is it lunch time? 536 00:10:03,702 --> 00:10:06,202 No, it's not lunch time. 537 00:10:03,702 --> 00:10:06,202 It's 10:30 in the morning. 538 00:10:06,244 --> 00:10:07,453 No wonder 539 00:10:06,244 --> 00:10:07,453 I was starving. 540 00:10:07,494 --> 00:10:08,744 Look, we came here to win 541 00:10:08,786 --> 00:10:10,453 and they're not even 542 00:10:08,786 --> 00:10:10,453 giving us a chance. 543 00:10:10,494 --> 00:10:11,453 I think it's fair to say 544 00:10:11,494 --> 00:10:12,660 that no one in the history 545 00:10:11,494 --> 00:10:12,660 of America 546 00:10:12,702 --> 00:10:14,119 has been discriminated 547 00:10:12,702 --> 00:10:14,119 against more. 548 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,286 Buddy. 549 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,286 Yeah, that's my B. 550 00:10:14,160 --> 00:10:16,286 Adrenaline talking. 551 00:10:16,327 --> 00:10:17,660 So you guys in? 552 00:10:16,327 --> 00:10:17,660 I don't know. 553 00:10:17,702 --> 00:10:18,619 I don't want 554 00:10:17,702 --> 00:10:18,619 to get in trouble. 555 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,327 Oh, wow. 556 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:20,327 You sound like a real Terry. 557 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:21,494 Why don't you just 558 00:10:20,369 --> 00:10:21,494 take your shirt off 559 00:10:21,536 --> 00:10:22,660 and make your pecs 560 00:10:21,536 --> 00:10:22,660 bounce around? 561 00:10:22,702 --> 00:10:23,702 Again, the adrenaline. 562 00:10:22,702 --> 00:10:23,702 Don't sue me. 563 00:10:23,744 --> 00:10:25,286 Look, you two are still 564 00:10:23,744 --> 00:10:25,286 arguing about 565 00:10:25,327 --> 00:10:27,536 who gets Saturday off, 566 00:10:25,327 --> 00:10:27,536 right? 567 00:10:27,578 --> 00:10:29,411 Highest body count wins. 568 00:10:27,578 --> 00:10:29,411 Done. 569 00:10:29,453 --> 00:10:31,119 I'm gonna vape you 570 00:10:29,453 --> 00:10:31,119 like my e-cig. 571 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,660 Okay, you basically 572 00:10:31,160 --> 00:10:32,660 just lost. 573 00:10:32,702 --> 00:10:37,244 Nine-nine, we are 574 00:10:32,702 --> 00:10:37,244 hostages no longer. 575 00:10:37,286 --> 00:10:39,536 You know, I really meant 576 00:10:37,286 --> 00:10:39,536 to rip off the whole thing, 577 00:10:39,578 --> 00:10:41,244 but I say we go with it! 578 00:10:41,286 --> 00:10:43,202 Come with me, hos! 579 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,619 2-1, Diaz. 580 00:10:54,702 --> 00:10:56,411 4-2, Santiago. 581 00:10:56,453 --> 00:10:57,660 Jake, this is great. 582 00:10:57,702 --> 00:10:59,660 I shot a guy in the face. 583 00:10:57,702 --> 00:10:59,660 He is so mad at me. 584 00:10:59,702 --> 00:11:00,744 Nice. 585 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,035 All right, this hallway 586 00:11:00,786 --> 00:11:02,035 is clear. 587 00:11:02,077 --> 00:11:03,035 I think we killed 588 00:11:02,077 --> 00:11:03,035 them all. 589 00:11:03,077 --> 00:11:04,494 It's a regular paint bath. 590 00:11:04,536 --> 00:11:07,202 Like bubble bath. 591 00:11:04,536 --> 00:11:07,202 No, like blood bath. 592 00:11:07,244 --> 00:11:09,453 All right, meet in the basement. 593 00:11:07,244 --> 00:11:09,453 Here we go! 594 00:11:09,494 --> 00:11:11,035 Hyah! 595 00:11:11,077 --> 00:11:14,119 Okay, me and Boyle 596 00:11:11,077 --> 00:11:14,119 took down six. 597 00:11:14,160 --> 00:11:16,286 Rosa and Amy got 14. 598 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,286 Hitchcock and Scully? 599 00:11:17,327 --> 00:11:18,660 Were killed immediately. 600 00:11:18,702 --> 00:11:20,035 Yeah, we're dead. 601 00:11:20,077 --> 00:11:22,660 We also disarmed 602 00:11:20,077 --> 00:11:22,660 and captured all these guys, 603 00:11:22,702 --> 00:11:24,369 so is that all the 604 00:11:22,702 --> 00:11:24,369 terrorists? 605 00:11:24,411 --> 00:11:25,369 Not quite. 606 00:11:25,411 --> 00:11:26,494 Drop your weapons, 607 00:11:25,411 --> 00:11:26,494 everybody. 608 00:11:26,536 --> 00:11:28,453 Drop them right now. 609 00:11:26,536 --> 00:11:28,453 It's over. 610 00:11:28,494 --> 00:11:29,702 You lost. 611 00:11:29,744 --> 00:11:32,077 Drop them now or... 612 00:11:32,119 --> 00:11:33,411 You're dead, 613 00:11:32,119 --> 00:11:33,411 crap sack. 614 00:11:33,453 --> 00:11:34,993 All right, Sarge! 615 00:11:35,035 --> 00:11:36,369 You decided to be cool. 616 00:11:36,411 --> 00:11:37,660 I'm always cool. 617 00:11:37,702 --> 00:11:39,411 I also couldn't spend 618 00:11:37,702 --> 00:11:39,411 another second 619 00:11:39,453 --> 00:11:42,077 listening to those ATF 620 00:11:39,453 --> 00:11:42,077 wads bitch and moan. 621 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:45,244 Leave it to the NYPD 622 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:45,244 to screw up being hostages. 623 00:11:45,286 --> 00:11:47,411 I thought cops loved to sit 624 00:11:45,286 --> 00:11:47,411 around on their fat asses 625 00:11:47,453 --> 00:11:48,411 all day and do nothing. 626 00:11:48,453 --> 00:11:50,618 That's it. 627 00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:51,618 Whoa! 628 00:11:51,660 --> 00:11:53,453 My ass is not fat! 629 00:11:53,494 --> 00:11:54,660 Kinda sounds like it was 630 00:11:54,702 --> 00:11:56,369 just about 631 00:11:54,702 --> 00:11:56,369 your weight issues. 632 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,202 I'm not gonna lie, 633 00:11:56,411 --> 00:11:58,202 that did strike a chord. 634 00:11:58,244 --> 00:11:59,327 But I also didn't like 635 00:11:58,244 --> 00:11:59,327 the stuff 636 00:11:59,369 --> 00:12:00,660 they were saying 637 00:11:59,369 --> 00:12:00,660 about us. 638 00:12:00,702 --> 00:12:02,618 Look, I'm proud 639 00:12:00,702 --> 00:12:02,618 to be a cop. 640 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:04,660 This drill is over. 641 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:04,660 Let's get the hell outta here. 642 00:12:04,702 --> 00:12:06,327 Drinks on me! 643 00:12:04,702 --> 00:12:06,327 Nine-nine! 644 00:12:06,369 --> 00:12:08,411 Yeah! 645 00:12:06,369 --> 00:12:08,411 Oh, my God, it worked. 646 00:12:08,453 --> 00:12:10,702 Let's go. 647 00:12:10,744 --> 00:12:11,660 And nothing 648 00:12:10,744 --> 00:12:11,660 from Sophia. 649 00:12:11,702 --> 00:12:12,952 Uh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 650 00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:15,993 Um, we're not quite 651 00:12:12,993 --> 00:12:15,993 finished yet. 652 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:19,327 I know I, for one, 653 00:12:16,035 --> 00:12:19,327 am not done kicking bootay. 654 00:12:19,369 --> 00:12:20,618 Dude, there's no more 655 00:12:19,369 --> 00:12:20,618 terrorists. 656 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:22,660 No, but there's more 657 00:12:20,660 --> 00:12:22,660 catharting to do. 658 00:12:22,702 --> 00:12:25,286 We can make everyone 659 00:12:22,702 --> 00:12:25,286 regret ever taping us 660 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:26,660 to chairs 661 00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:26,660 in the first place. 662 00:12:26,702 --> 00:12:28,119 Sarge? 663 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,660 It seems unnecessary 664 00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,660 to piss everyone off. 665 00:12:29,702 --> 00:12:32,369 I heard one of the Marshals 666 00:12:29,702 --> 00:12:32,369 call you jiggly Jeffords. 667 00:12:32,411 --> 00:12:34,578 What? 668 00:12:32,411 --> 00:12:34,578 Give me another clip. 669 00:12:34,618 --> 00:12:36,160 Now we're talking. 670 00:12:34,618 --> 00:12:36,160 You two are tied, right? 671 00:12:36,202 --> 00:12:37,578 Yeah. 672 00:12:37,618 --> 00:12:38,660 Settle that score. 673 00:12:37,618 --> 00:12:38,660 Jake, what do you say? 674 00:12:38,702 --> 00:12:39,952 Want to go after 675 00:12:38,702 --> 00:12:39,952 the Marshals? 676 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,411 And this butt 677 00:12:39,993 --> 00:12:41,411 from Homeland? 678 00:12:41,453 --> 00:12:42,660 Get yourself a real win? 679 00:12:42,702 --> 00:12:44,993 I don't know, Boyle. 680 00:12:42,702 --> 00:12:44,993 I mean, they're the good guys. 681 00:12:45,035 --> 00:12:48,910 And that would make us... 682 00:12:45,035 --> 00:12:48,910 the bad guys. 683 00:12:48,952 --> 00:12:49,910 Noice. 684 00:12:49,952 --> 00:12:51,910 So you're in? 685 00:12:49,952 --> 00:12:51,910 Oh, I'm in. 686 00:12:51,952 --> 00:12:53,660 I'm in all the way 687 00:12:51,952 --> 00:12:53,660 to hell. 688 00:12:53,702 --> 00:12:57,244 And when I get there, 689 00:12:53,702 --> 00:12:57,244 I'm gonna see your dog, Molly. 690 00:12:57,286 --> 00:12:58,411 Let's go, squad. 691 00:12:58,453 --> 00:13:00,160 That was really unnecessary. 692 00:13:03,202 --> 00:13:04,660 Jake, come outside. 693 00:13:03,202 --> 00:13:04,660 I've got Kendrick here. 694 00:13:04,702 --> 00:13:06,369 Peralta, what are 695 00:13:04,702 --> 00:13:06,369 you doing? 696 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,660 You're NYPD, you're supposed 697 00:13:06,411 --> 00:13:08,660 to be hostages. 698 00:13:08,702 --> 00:13:10,077 Supposed to be. 699 00:13:10,119 --> 00:13:12,286 But we rose up 700 00:13:10,119 --> 00:13:12,286 and took down the terrorists. 701 00:13:12,327 --> 00:13:14,369 That's right. 702 00:13:12,327 --> 00:13:14,369 We're the bad guys now. 703 00:13:14,411 --> 00:13:16,202 Is this some sort 704 00:13:14,411 --> 00:13:16,202 of game to you? 705 00:13:16,244 --> 00:13:17,868 Does this sound 706 00:13:16,244 --> 00:13:17,868 like a game? 707 00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:20,660 I am a terrorist leader. 708 00:13:17,910 --> 00:13:20,660 My name is Francis Gruber. 709 00:13:20,702 --> 00:13:22,660 My brother, Hans, 710 00:13:20,702 --> 00:13:22,660 died at Nakatomi Tower 711 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,202 at the hands 712 00:13:22,702 --> 00:13:24,202 of John McClane. 713 00:13:24,244 --> 00:13:25,494 Also, I'm related 714 00:13:24,244 --> 00:13:25,494 to Jeremy Irons 715 00:13:25,536 --> 00:13:26,494 from the third one. 716 00:13:26,536 --> 00:13:28,327 Okay, so it is a game. 717 00:13:28,369 --> 00:13:31,202 Well, I'm not playing. 718 00:13:28,369 --> 00:13:31,202 Drill's over. 719 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,868 Drill's over, boys. 720 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,868 Yeah, that sounds right. 721 00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:35,536 We're not on 722 00:13:33,910 --> 00:13:35,536 the same level. 723 00:13:35,578 --> 00:13:40,660 And apparently, you're at 724 00:13:35,578 --> 00:13:40,660 the level that can't handle us. 725 00:13:40,702 --> 00:13:42,660 You trying to goad me, 726 00:13:40,702 --> 00:13:42,660 Peralta? 727 00:13:42,702 --> 00:13:44,244 'Cause I'm in charge here 728 00:13:42,702 --> 00:13:44,244 and I don't have 729 00:13:44,286 --> 00:13:47,035 to engage with mall cops. 730 00:13:47,077 --> 00:13:48,244 But I will. 731 00:13:48,286 --> 00:13:50,035 Say it, don't spray it. 732 00:13:50,077 --> 00:13:52,286 I'm in. 733 00:13:50,077 --> 00:13:52,286 What are your demands? 734 00:13:52,327 --> 00:13:53,826 A guarantee that this 735 00:13:52,327 --> 00:13:53,826 drill doesn't end 736 00:13:53,868 --> 00:13:55,453 until one of us 737 00:13:53,868 --> 00:13:55,453 is dead. 738 00:13:55,494 --> 00:13:58,660 Also, one large pizza 739 00:13:55,494 --> 00:13:58,660 with fennel sausage. 740 00:13:58,702 --> 00:14:00,660 Brick oven, 741 00:13:58,702 --> 00:14:00,660 otherwise it's sog city. 742 00:14:00,702 --> 00:14:02,244 And Scully needs 743 00:14:00,702 --> 00:14:02,244 some Gas-o-nex. 744 00:14:02,286 --> 00:14:03,244 Extra strength. 745 00:14:03,286 --> 00:14:04,453 Chewable! 746 00:14:04,494 --> 00:14:06,244 Okay, so a fight 747 00:14:04,494 --> 00:14:06,244 to the death, 748 00:14:06,286 --> 00:14:08,244 pizza and Gas-o-nex. 749 00:14:08,286 --> 00:14:09,453 Chewable! 750 00:14:09,494 --> 00:14:11,453 You have 30 minutes 751 00:14:09,494 --> 00:14:11,453 to meet our demands. 752 00:14:11,494 --> 00:14:14,286 After that, we paint ball 753 00:14:11,494 --> 00:14:14,286 a hostage every 15 minutes. 754 00:14:14,327 --> 00:14:16,160 Got yourself a deal, 755 00:14:14,327 --> 00:14:16,160 Gruber. 756 00:14:16,202 --> 00:14:18,660 Get us those demands. 757 00:14:16,202 --> 00:14:18,660 We'll be waiting. 758 00:14:18,702 --> 00:14:20,160 We're not waiting one second. 759 00:14:20,202 --> 00:14:21,660 Those demands were a ruse. 760 00:14:21,702 --> 00:14:24,202 They were? 761 00:14:21,702 --> 00:14:24,202 I really need that Gas-o-nex. 762 00:14:24,244 --> 00:14:25,660 I think there was some 763 00:14:24,244 --> 00:14:25,660 dairy in the cheesecake 764 00:14:25,702 --> 00:14:26,952 that I ate for breakfast. 765 00:14:26,993 --> 00:14:29,160 We're not gonna hang around 766 00:14:26,993 --> 00:14:29,160 like sitting ducks. 767 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,660 We're gonna take 768 00:14:29,202 --> 00:14:30,660 the fight to them. 769 00:14:30,702 --> 00:14:32,327 Like some waddling ducks! 770 00:14:32,369 --> 00:14:34,453 If the waddling was 771 00:14:32,369 --> 00:14:34,453 super fast and cool. 772 00:14:34,494 --> 00:14:35,993 Like some boss-ass penguins. 773 00:14:36,035 --> 00:14:37,327 Yes! 774 00:14:37,369 --> 00:14:39,035 I'm so glad you're back 775 00:14:37,369 --> 00:14:39,035 on our side, Sarge. 776 00:14:39,077 --> 00:14:41,826 Okay, let's destroy 777 00:14:39,077 --> 00:14:41,826 some good guys. 778 00:14:43,244 --> 00:14:45,244 Gina, I was outside on business 779 00:14:43,244 --> 00:14:45,244 and I purchased 780 00:14:45,286 --> 00:14:47,119 a box of assorted 781 00:14:45,286 --> 00:14:47,119 sweet treats. 782 00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:48,244 I give you the first pick. 783 00:14:48,286 --> 00:14:50,453 Don't mind 784 00:14:48,286 --> 00:14:50,453 if I do. 785 00:14:50,494 --> 00:14:51,702 Curious. 786 00:14:51,743 --> 00:14:53,660 On your personality test, 787 00:14:51,743 --> 00:14:53,660 you said your favorite shape 788 00:14:53,702 --> 00:14:54,868 was a square. 789 00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:55,868 And yet now, 790 00:14:54,910 --> 00:14:55,868 when you're given 791 00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:57,785 a choice between 792 00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:57,785 round cookies 793 00:14:57,826 --> 00:15:00,952 and square blondies, 794 00:14:57,826 --> 00:15:00,952 you opt for the cookie. 795 00:15:00,993 --> 00:15:02,578 You opt for the circle. 796 00:15:02,619 --> 00:15:04,160 Yes, but it's not 797 00:15:02,619 --> 00:15:04,160 about shapes. 798 00:15:04,202 --> 00:15:06,993 I'm choosing a cookie 799 00:15:04,202 --> 00:15:06,993 over a blondie. 800 00:15:07,035 --> 00:15:09,327 I'm whimsical, 801 00:15:07,035 --> 00:15:09,327 but I'm not a lunatic. 802 00:15:09,369 --> 00:15:12,160 For butter, eggs, flour, 803 00:15:09,369 --> 00:15:12,160 sugar, baking soda, 804 00:15:12,202 --> 00:15:13,993 chocolate, salt, vanilla. 805 00:15:14,035 --> 00:15:16,202 The basic building blocks 806 00:15:14,035 --> 00:15:16,202 are identical. 807 00:15:16,244 --> 00:15:21,160 The only salient difference... 808 00:15:16,244 --> 00:15:21,160 their shape. 809 00:15:21,202 --> 00:15:24,743 You're trying to get me 810 00:15:21,202 --> 00:15:24,743 bumped out of I9 C3 G6. 811 00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:25,868 You don't like 812 00:15:24,785 --> 00:15:25,868 that the test put us 813 00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:27,453 in the same category. 814 00:15:27,494 --> 00:15:29,077 That is so rude. 815 00:15:29,119 --> 00:15:30,578 Do you know how many 816 00:15:29,119 --> 00:15:30,578 basic bitches 817 00:15:30,619 --> 00:15:33,536 would kill to have 818 00:15:30,619 --> 00:15:33,536 the same personality as me? 819 00:15:33,578 --> 00:15:35,160 Gina, you know 820 00:15:33,578 --> 00:15:35,160 I appreciate you 821 00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:36,868 but you have to admit, 822 00:15:36,910 --> 00:15:38,536 we're not exactly cut 823 00:15:36,910 --> 00:15:38,536 from the same cloth. 824 00:15:38,578 --> 00:15:39,910 Apparently not. 825 00:15:39,952 --> 00:15:41,701 I, of course, 826 00:15:39,952 --> 00:15:41,701 am an exotic silk, 827 00:15:41,743 --> 00:15:44,327 whereas you, sir, 828 00:15:41,743 --> 00:15:44,327 are snake skin. 829 00:15:44,369 --> 00:15:46,494 So you can keep 830 00:15:44,369 --> 00:15:46,494 your box of deception 831 00:15:46,536 --> 00:15:47,868 and leave me alone. 832 00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:51,910 It's a box of shapes 833 00:15:47,910 --> 00:15:51,910 and it contains only... 834 00:15:51,952 --> 00:15:53,327 the truth. 835 00:15:56,119 --> 00:15:58,160 Fennel sausage. 836 00:15:56,119 --> 00:15:58,160 Jake, they did it! 837 00:15:58,202 --> 00:16:00,369 Balcony's over there. 838 00:16:04,701 --> 00:16:06,619 How many are out there? 839 00:16:06,659 --> 00:16:08,494 Six Marshals. 840 00:16:06,659 --> 00:16:08,494 We're pinned down. 841 00:16:08,536 --> 00:16:12,659 Great, it's over 842 00:16:08,536 --> 00:16:12,659 and we're still tied, 8-8. 843 00:16:12,701 --> 00:16:13,659 What the hell? 844 00:16:13,701 --> 00:16:15,619 9-8. 845 00:16:13,701 --> 00:16:15,619 Saturday's mine. 846 00:16:15,659 --> 00:16:17,659 You said body count, 847 00:16:15,659 --> 00:16:17,659 you didn't say whose body. 848 00:16:17,701 --> 00:16:18,659 Boom! 849 00:16:18,701 --> 00:16:20,369 Power pose. 850 00:16:20,411 --> 00:16:21,411 Ahh! 851 00:16:32,327 --> 00:16:37,494 They got me. 852 00:16:32,327 --> 00:16:37,494 I'm dead too. 853 00:16:37,536 --> 00:16:41,119 Kendrick? 854 00:16:37,536 --> 00:16:41,119 Come out! 855 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,868 It's just you and me. 856 00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:47,035 Okay, okay. 857 00:16:44,910 --> 00:16:47,035 I'm outta ammo. 858 00:16:47,077 --> 00:16:48,035 Be cool. 859 00:16:48,077 --> 00:16:50,578 Well, well, well. 860 00:16:48,077 --> 00:16:50,578 Hello, agent. 861 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:51,785 You don't actually 862 00:16:50,618 --> 00:16:51,785 have to shoot me. 863 00:16:51,826 --> 00:16:53,077 We can just say 864 00:16:51,826 --> 00:16:53,077 that you won. 865 00:16:53,119 --> 00:16:54,494 But I want 866 00:16:53,119 --> 00:16:54,494 to shoot you. 867 00:16:54,536 --> 00:16:56,494 No way this is brick oven. 868 00:16:56,536 --> 00:16:58,494 They were playing us, Jake! 869 00:16:58,536 --> 00:16:59,826 Right, you're having a moment. 870 00:16:59,868 --> 00:17:02,077 So. 871 00:16:59,868 --> 00:17:02,077 Any last words? 872 00:17:02,119 --> 00:17:03,494 Just don't shoot me 873 00:17:02,119 --> 00:17:03,494 in the face. 874 00:17:03,536 --> 00:17:05,826 I got a date tonight. 875 00:17:03,536 --> 00:17:05,826 I don't want it to puff up. 876 00:17:05,868 --> 00:17:08,202 I'm already 10 pounds heavier 877 00:17:05,868 --> 00:17:08,202 than the picture she saw. 878 00:17:08,244 --> 00:17:09,826 Okay. 879 00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:11,993 Just to clarify, 880 00:17:09,868 --> 00:17:11,993 those are your last words? 881 00:17:12,035 --> 00:17:13,659 Because I'm about 882 00:17:12,035 --> 00:17:13,659 to shoot you. 883 00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:15,785 Ow! 884 00:17:13,701 --> 00:17:15,785 What? 885 00:17:15,826 --> 00:17:18,659 No! 886 00:17:18,701 --> 00:17:20,202 Gun taped to the back. 887 00:17:20,244 --> 00:17:23,202 All these Die Hard 888 00:17:20,244 --> 00:17:23,202 references gave me the idea. 889 00:17:23,244 --> 00:17:25,826 I got John McClane-d. 890 00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:28,077 That is so much worse 891 00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:28,077 than any paint ball. 892 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,286 Interesting tactic, 893 00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,286 detectives. 894 00:17:33,327 --> 00:17:34,993 Show up at your first 895 00:17:33,327 --> 00:17:34,993 inter-agency drill 896 00:17:35,035 --> 00:17:36,411 and mess the whole thing up. 897 00:17:36,453 --> 00:17:38,202 Less of a tactic 898 00:17:36,453 --> 00:17:38,202 and more of a series 899 00:17:38,244 --> 00:17:39,411 of incredible events. 900 00:17:39,453 --> 00:17:40,785 And what was the most 901 00:17:39,453 --> 00:17:40,785 incredible event... 902 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,369 when I shot you in front of 903 00:17:40,826 --> 00:17:43,369 all your friends? 904 00:17:43,411 --> 00:17:45,286 I have other friends. 905 00:17:43,411 --> 00:17:45,286 Who? 906 00:17:45,327 --> 00:17:46,659 I knew it was 907 00:17:45,327 --> 00:17:46,659 a dumb idea to invite 908 00:17:46,701 --> 00:17:48,659 the NYPD to a federal drill. 909 00:17:48,701 --> 00:17:50,119 Seriously, man? 910 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,701 You took all our guns, taped us 911 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:52,701 to a bunch of chairs, 912 00:17:52,743 --> 00:17:56,369 called us fat, and we still took 913 00:17:52,743 --> 00:17:56,369 almost all of you out. 914 00:17:56,411 --> 00:17:57,910 Next year, we're winning 915 00:17:56,411 --> 00:17:57,910 this thing. 916 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,952 Oh, you're not coming 917 00:17:57,952 --> 00:17:59,952 next year. 918 00:17:59,993 --> 00:18:02,868 But maybe I'll see you 919 00:17:59,993 --> 00:18:02,868 at the Pentagon Christmas party. 920 00:18:02,910 --> 00:18:04,119 Oh, right. 921 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,910 You guys aren't invited 922 00:18:04,160 --> 00:18:05,910 to those. 923 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:10,369 Kid Rock was there. 924 00:18:05,952 --> 00:18:10,369 Those are my last words, bro. 925 00:18:10,411 --> 00:18:14,659 Man. 926 00:18:10,411 --> 00:18:14,659 He is just a really bad dude. 927 00:18:14,701 --> 00:18:16,659 Jake, I'm sorry you didn't 928 00:18:14,701 --> 00:18:16,659 get your win. 929 00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:17,659 Are you kidding? 930 00:18:17,701 --> 00:18:18,743 This was a total win. 931 00:18:18,785 --> 00:18:21,202 I haven't checked 932 00:18:18,785 --> 00:18:21,202 my phone in forever. 933 00:18:21,244 --> 00:18:22,244 Now that I've said that, 934 00:18:22,286 --> 00:18:23,244 I do kinda want to 935 00:18:22,286 --> 00:18:23,244 check it, though. 936 00:18:23,286 --> 00:18:25,119 I'm gonna just do it. 937 00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,327 No text. 938 00:18:26,369 --> 00:18:29,119 But I'm probably 20 percent 939 00:18:26,369 --> 00:18:29,119 less devastated 940 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,202 than I would have been 941 00:18:29,160 --> 00:18:30,202 this morning. 942 00:18:30,244 --> 00:18:31,659 And that's thanks 943 00:18:30,244 --> 00:18:31,659 to you guys. 944 00:18:31,701 --> 00:18:33,327 I catharted. 945 00:18:33,369 --> 00:18:35,160 You catharted hard. 946 00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:39,659 Gina, I've been thinking 947 00:18:37,868 --> 00:18:39,659 long and hard 948 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:40,910 about what happened 949 00:18:39,701 --> 00:18:40,910 yesterday. 950 00:18:40,952 --> 00:18:42,327 Oh, pray tell. 951 00:18:42,369 --> 00:18:43,910 But remember, 952 00:18:42,369 --> 00:18:43,910 I'm not at your level 953 00:18:43,952 --> 00:18:45,327 so do speak down to me. 954 00:18:45,369 --> 00:18:46,659 I owe you an apology. 955 00:18:46,701 --> 00:18:48,327 The test was wrong 956 00:18:46,701 --> 00:18:48,327 to classify us both 957 00:18:48,369 --> 00:18:50,035 as I9 C3 G6's. 958 00:18:50,077 --> 00:18:52,659 That's a terrible apology 959 00:18:50,077 --> 00:18:52,659 from content to tone. 960 00:18:52,701 --> 00:18:56,202 I meant I don't deserve 961 00:18:52,701 --> 00:18:56,202 to be an I9 C3 G6. 962 00:18:56,244 --> 00:19:00,286 I should be an I9 C3 G4 963 00:18:56,244 --> 00:19:00,286 or an I8 C5 G3, 964 00:19:00,327 --> 00:19:04,868 or even an I7 C7 G8 965 00:19:00,327 --> 00:19:04,868 or I2 C1 G3. 966 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,659 Is this 967 00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:06,659 a Rain Man impression? 968 00:19:06,701 --> 00:19:08,327 No. 969 00:19:08,369 --> 00:19:10,868 Those are all personality types 970 00:19:08,369 --> 00:19:10,868 not well-suited to leadership. 971 00:19:10,910 --> 00:19:12,411 Just as I have not been. 972 00:19:12,453 --> 00:19:14,659 A good leader should never 973 00:19:12,453 --> 00:19:14,659 diminish those around him. 974 00:19:14,701 --> 00:19:16,659 It was devastating. 975 00:19:14,701 --> 00:19:16,659 Gina. 976 00:19:16,701 --> 00:19:18,868 You're tenacious, 977 00:19:16,701 --> 00:19:18,868 you're strong. 978 00:19:18,910 --> 00:19:19,993 You're a great leader. 979 00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:22,286 And most importantly, 980 00:19:20,035 --> 00:19:22,286 any basic bitch 981 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,077 would be lucky 982 00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,077 to be like you. 983 00:19:24,119 --> 00:19:26,244 Apology accepted. 984 00:19:26,286 --> 00:19:28,035 Can I have a huge raise? 985 00:19:26,286 --> 00:19:28,035 No. 986 00:19:28,077 --> 00:19:29,659 But I am expanding 987 00:19:28,077 --> 00:19:29,659 your responsibilities 988 00:19:29,701 --> 00:19:30,993 to match your great promise. 989 00:19:31,035 --> 00:19:32,743 You are now in charge 990 00:19:31,035 --> 00:19:32,743 of all scheduling decisions 991 00:19:32,785 --> 00:19:33,743 and budget tracking. 992 00:19:33,785 --> 00:19:35,826 No! 993 00:19:33,785 --> 00:19:35,826 You can do it, trust me. 994 00:19:35,868 --> 00:19:40,077 From one I9 C3 G6 995 00:19:35,868 --> 00:19:40,077 to another. 996 00:19:42,701 --> 00:19:45,659 It's crazy how much 997 00:19:42,701 --> 00:19:45,659 he flirts with me. 998 00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:49,035 Hey, so I told Captain Holt 999 00:19:45,701 --> 00:19:49,035 I'd work on Saturday. 1000 00:19:49,077 --> 00:19:51,659 Wait, why? 1001 00:19:49,077 --> 00:19:51,659 You won fair and square. 1002 00:19:51,701 --> 00:19:53,077 I mean, 1003 00:19:51,701 --> 00:19:53,077 I murdered you. 1004 00:19:53,119 --> 00:19:54,868 That was pretty shady. 1005 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:58,244 Also, it was crazy assertive 1006 00:19:54,910 --> 00:19:58,244 and I feel like 1007 00:19:58,286 --> 00:19:59,993 maybe I don't actually need 1008 00:19:58,286 --> 00:19:59,993 power pose training. 1009 00:20:00,035 --> 00:20:01,327 You don't. 1010 00:20:01,369 --> 00:20:04,618 Mostly because nobody 1011 00:20:01,369 --> 00:20:04,618 needs power pose training. 1012 00:20:04,659 --> 00:20:06,077 The dinner with my parents 1013 00:20:04,659 --> 00:20:06,077 on Saturday 1014 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:08,659 is to introduce them 1015 00:20:06,119 --> 00:20:08,659 to Marcus. 1016 00:20:08,701 --> 00:20:10,160 What? 1017 00:20:10,202 --> 00:20:11,659 Why didn't you 1018 00:20:10,202 --> 00:20:11,659 just tell me? 1019 00:20:11,701 --> 00:20:13,035 I didn't know stuff 1020 00:20:11,701 --> 00:20:13,035 was getting that serious. 1021 00:20:13,077 --> 00:20:16,327 Yeah. It's very embarrassing 1022 00:20:13,077 --> 00:20:16,327 having feelings. 1023 00:20:16,369 --> 00:20:20,659 Anyway, thank you. 1024 00:20:16,369 --> 00:20:20,659 You're welcome. 1025 00:20:20,701 --> 00:20:24,826 Rosa's in love! 1026 00:20:24,868 --> 00:20:26,659 Power pose. 1027 00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:29,659 Dropping this off 1028 00:20:26,701 --> 00:20:29,659 for Sophia Perez. 1029 00:20:29,701 --> 00:20:30,868 Oh, no, you don't have 1030 00:20:29,701 --> 00:20:30,868 to call her. 1031 00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:32,701 I'll just leave it 1032 00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:32,701 here with you. 1033 00:20:32,743 --> 00:20:36,202 Okay. 1034 00:20:32,743 --> 00:20:36,202 Jake? 1035 00:20:36,244 --> 00:20:38,577 Hey. 1036 00:20:36,244 --> 00:20:38,577 Hi, uh. 1037 00:20:38,618 --> 00:20:40,659 Sorry I didn't 1038 00:20:38,618 --> 00:20:40,659 text you back. 1039 00:20:40,701 --> 00:20:42,160 Thanks for bringing 1040 00:20:40,701 --> 00:20:42,160 my things. 1041 00:20:42,202 --> 00:20:44,577 Well, I need 1042 00:20:42,202 --> 00:20:44,577 to move on 1043 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:48,119 and having this stuff 1044 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:48,119 around makes that difficult, so. 1045 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,743 Including this 1046 00:20:48,160 --> 00:20:49,743 multi-surface cleaner? 1047 00:20:49,785 --> 00:20:51,910 Well, I only bought 1048 00:20:49,785 --> 00:20:51,910 that to impress you. 1049 00:20:51,952 --> 00:20:54,659 And it worked, so... 1050 00:20:54,701 --> 00:20:56,659 All right, well, 1051 00:20:54,701 --> 00:20:56,659 I should probably... 1052 00:20:56,701 --> 00:20:58,286 get back to arresting 1053 00:20:56,701 --> 00:20:58,286 bad guys. 1054 00:20:58,327 --> 00:21:00,743 Yeah, I should, uh, 1055 00:20:58,327 --> 00:21:00,743 get back to proving 1056 00:21:00,785 --> 00:21:02,659 they're not so bad. 1057 00:21:02,701 --> 00:21:05,618 Jake and Sophia. 1058 00:21:02,701 --> 00:21:05,618 Enemies for life. 1059 00:21:05,659 --> 00:21:07,577 Like McClane and Gruber. 1060 00:21:07,618 --> 00:21:08,659 You're the Gruber. 1061 00:21:08,701 --> 00:21:10,535 You're the Gruber. 1062 00:21:10,577 --> 00:21:11,577 I'll see you in court, Jake. 1063 00:21:11,618 --> 00:21:16,535 Okay. Bye. 1064 00:21:16,577 --> 00:21:19,868 Tell me if she turns back 1065 00:21:16,577 --> 00:21:19,868 for one last look. 1066 00:21:19,910 --> 00:21:21,244 She turning? 1067 00:21:21,286 --> 00:21:23,659 Did she turn? 1068 00:21:21,286 --> 00:21:23,659 Did she turn? 1069 00:21:23,701 --> 00:21:25,618 Not a doctor. 1070 00:21:23,701 --> 00:21:25,618 Shh!