1 00:00:01,753 --> 00:00:02,877 This nightclub 2 00:00:01,753 --> 00:00:02,877 is the home base 3 00:00:02,918 --> 00:00:04,499 for the Maric 4 00:00:02,918 --> 00:00:04,499 crime syndicate. 5 00:00:04,541 --> 00:00:05,999 I've been tracking 6 00:00:04,541 --> 00:00:05,999 the club owner, 7 00:00:06,041 --> 00:00:09,038 Vladimir Drogic, 8 00:00:06,041 --> 00:00:09,038 aka The Dragon, 9 00:00:09,079 --> 00:00:11,701 aka my first perp 10 00:00:09,079 --> 00:00:11,701 with a cool nickname. 11 00:00:11,743 --> 00:00:13,615 What about El Baboso, 12 00:00:11,743 --> 00:00:13,615 The Dagger? 13 00:00:13,657 --> 00:00:15,530 Yeah, turns out Rosa 14 00:00:13,657 --> 00:00:15,530 was lying about that. 15 00:00:15,572 --> 00:00:18,029 El Baboso 16 00:00:15,572 --> 00:00:18,029 actually means "the slug." 17 00:00:18,070 --> 00:00:20,358 Ha ha, tonto. 18 00:00:18,070 --> 00:00:20,358 That means "dumb-dumb." 19 00:00:20,400 --> 00:00:21,357 It was very cruel. 20 00:00:21,399 --> 00:00:22,606 I referred to myself 21 00:00:21,399 --> 00:00:22,606 as El Baboso 22 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,479 to several beautiful 23 00:00:22,648 --> 00:00:24,479 Latina ladies. 24 00:00:24,521 --> 00:00:25,895 Oh, that's your type, 25 00:00:24,521 --> 00:00:25,895 isn't it, Jakey? 26 00:00:25,937 --> 00:00:28,892 Like Sophia and Sa... 27 00:00:28,934 --> 00:00:30,849 Anyway, The Dragon 28 00:00:28,934 --> 00:00:30,849 is involved 29 00:00:30,890 --> 00:00:32,972 in several counts 30 00:00:30,890 --> 00:00:32,972 of human trafficking 31 00:00:33,014 --> 00:00:34,553 as well as... 32 00:00:34,594 --> 00:00:36,426 I'm sorry, what's going on? 33 00:00:34,594 --> 00:00:36,426 Who are you? 34 00:00:36,467 --> 00:00:37,842 Drexel 35 00:00:36,467 --> 00:00:37,842 with the Organized Crime unit. 36 00:00:37,883 --> 00:00:39,506 I'm here 37 00:00:37,883 --> 00:00:39,506 for the Maric case materials. 38 00:00:39,548 --> 00:00:40,880 Oh, are you? 39 00:00:40,922 --> 00:00:43,585 Well, we'll see what my captain 40 00:00:40,922 --> 00:00:43,585 has to say about this. 41 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,750 Thank you for taking 42 00:00:43,627 --> 00:00:45,750 the materials. 43 00:00:45,792 --> 00:00:47,581 Make sure you also 44 00:00:45,792 --> 00:00:47,581 pick up the files 45 00:00:47,623 --> 00:00:48,831 that are on Peralta's desk. 46 00:00:48,872 --> 00:00:51,452 Wow, that is not 47 00:00:48,872 --> 00:00:51,452 how I saw it playing out. 48 00:00:51,494 --> 00:00:53,450 Sir, I thought you said 49 00:00:51,494 --> 00:00:53,450 this was my case. 50 00:00:53,492 --> 00:00:54,741 I gave you two weeks. 51 00:00:54,783 --> 00:00:57,405 I'm done fending off 52 00:00:54,783 --> 00:00:57,405 the Organized Crime unit. 53 00:00:57,446 --> 00:00:59,611 Squad, since Peralta's briefing 54 00:00:57,446 --> 00:00:59,611 was cut short, 55 00:00:59,653 --> 00:01:01,734 you can all use this time 56 00:00:59,653 --> 00:01:01,734 to clean up your desks. 57 00:01:01,776 --> 00:01:03,315 Look at this place: 58 00:01:01,776 --> 00:01:03,315 half-eaten food, 59 00:01:03,357 --> 00:01:05,772 crumpled tissues, 60 00:01:03,357 --> 00:01:05,772 pictures of your families. 61 00:01:05,814 --> 00:01:06,980 What's wrong 62 00:01:05,814 --> 00:01:06,980 with pictures? 63 00:01:07,021 --> 00:01:08,477 If you love someone, 64 00:01:08,519 --> 00:01:11,683 you'll remember 65 00:01:08,519 --> 00:01:11,683 what they look like. 66 00:01:11,724 --> 00:01:13,555 What is this? 67 00:01:11,724 --> 00:01:13,555 Rubber band ball. 68 00:01:13,597 --> 00:01:16,054 Keep your bands 69 00:01:13,597 --> 00:01:16,054 in a box or a bag. 70 00:01:16,096 --> 00:01:18,801 Since you all apparently 71 00:01:16,096 --> 00:01:18,801 have time to play throw, 72 00:01:18,842 --> 00:01:20,423 I'm canceling overtime 73 00:01:18,842 --> 00:01:20,423 for the month, 74 00:01:20,465 --> 00:01:21,756 effective immediately. 75 00:01:21,798 --> 00:01:24,294 Get to work! 76 00:01:21,798 --> 00:01:24,294 And de-ball these bands. 77 00:01:44,316 --> 00:01:45,440 What is going on? 78 00:01:45,482 --> 00:01:46,814 Holt's been 79 00:01:45,482 --> 00:01:46,814 in a bad mood all week. 80 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:48,395 Did somebody do something 81 00:01:46,856 --> 00:01:48,395 to set him off? 82 00:01:48,437 --> 00:01:51,935 Jake, are you seriously 83 00:01:48,437 --> 00:01:51,935 asking why Captain Holt is mad? 84 00:01:51,976 --> 00:01:52,934 What do you mean? 85 00:01:52,975 --> 00:01:54,431 The Wednesday incident. 86 00:01:54,473 --> 00:01:56,721 Hey, hey, just closed 87 00:01:54,473 --> 00:01:56,721 my tenth felony of the month, 88 00:01:56,763 --> 00:01:58,012 and I thought 89 00:01:56,763 --> 00:01:58,012 we could celebrate. 90 00:01:58,054 --> 00:01:59,843 Might I remind you 91 00:01:58,054 --> 00:01:59,843 that this is a police precinct 92 00:01:59,885 --> 00:02:00,926 and it's 10:00 93 00:01:59,885 --> 00:02:00,926 in the morning? 94 00:02:00,967 --> 00:02:02,423 Thought you might say that. 95 00:02:02,465 --> 00:02:04,880 That's why this is 96 00:02:02,465 --> 00:02:04,880 nonalcoholic sparkling cider. 97 00:02:04,922 --> 00:02:07,376 There's absolutely nothing 98 00:02:04,922 --> 00:02:07,376 you could be mad about. 99 00:02:08,626 --> 00:02:11,414 Uh-oh. 100 00:02:11,456 --> 00:02:13,829 No, no, no, look, I was 101 00:02:11,456 --> 00:02:13,829 the first one in on Wednesday. 102 00:02:13,871 --> 00:02:15,619 This story's 103 00:02:13,871 --> 00:02:15,619 already full of holes. 104 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:17,825 He was in a bad mood before 105 00:02:15,660 --> 00:02:17,825 those sprinklers went off. 106 00:02:17,867 --> 00:02:19,323 Something must have 107 00:02:17,867 --> 00:02:19,323 happened at home. 108 00:02:19,364 --> 00:02:20,780 Dude, just admit 109 00:02:19,364 --> 00:02:20,780 that you ruined everything 110 00:02:20,822 --> 00:02:22,653 and you turned our lives 111 00:02:20,822 --> 00:02:22,653 into a living hell. 112 00:02:22,695 --> 00:02:23,819 No biggie. 113 00:02:23,861 --> 00:02:25,358 You guys, 114 00:02:23,861 --> 00:02:25,358 this is not my fault. 115 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,566 Boyle, 116 00:02:25,400 --> 00:02:26,566 you believe me, right? 117 00:02:26,608 --> 00:02:27,899 Don't make me 118 00:02:26,608 --> 00:02:27,899 do this, Jake. 119 00:02:27,940 --> 00:02:28,898 Betrayed! 120 00:02:28,939 --> 00:02:30,353 All right, you know what? 121 00:02:28,939 --> 00:02:30,353 Fine. 122 00:02:30,395 --> 00:02:31,728 I'm gonna prove to all of you 123 00:02:30,395 --> 00:02:31,728 that something else 124 00:02:31,769 --> 00:02:33,225 is responsible 125 00:02:31,769 --> 00:02:33,225 for his bad mood. 126 00:02:33,267 --> 00:02:34,808 It's probably Boyle. 127 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:38,345 Don't worry about it. 128 00:02:34,850 --> 00:02:38,345 Don't open it. 129 00:02:38,387 --> 00:02:39,386 No personal calls. 130 00:02:39,428 --> 00:02:40,886 What the hell? 131 00:02:39,428 --> 00:02:40,886 That was Marcus. 132 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:42,592 He's gonna think 133 00:02:40,927 --> 00:02:42,592 I hung up on him. 134 00:02:42,633 --> 00:02:44,298 Leave him wanting more. 135 00:02:44,339 --> 00:02:46,671 That's basic seduction stuff, 136 00:02:44,339 --> 00:02:46,671 Diaz. 137 00:02:46,713 --> 00:02:48,586 Captain Holt 138 00:02:46,713 --> 00:02:48,586 has been in a bad mood, 139 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:51,416 and I'm not letting it 140 00:02:48,627 --> 00:02:51,416 get any worse on my watch. 141 00:02:51,457 --> 00:02:52,832 I need overtime back. 142 00:02:52,874 --> 00:02:54,538 Ladies and gentlemen, 143 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:57,201 six banks robbed 144 00:02:54,580 --> 00:02:57,201 in three weeks, 145 00:02:57,243 --> 00:03:01,823 $250,000 stolen, 146 00:02:57,243 --> 00:03:01,823 citizens trembling in fear. 147 00:03:01,865 --> 00:03:03,195 Well, no more. 148 00:03:03,237 --> 00:03:04,695 Boyle, you got 149 00:03:03,237 --> 00:03:04,695 your bank robber. 150 00:03:04,736 --> 00:03:06,609 Went home last night... 151 00:03:04,736 --> 00:03:06,609 no overtime. 152 00:03:06,651 --> 00:03:09,439 Just me and some brie, 153 00:03:06,651 --> 00:03:09,439 and I cracked it. 154 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,312 So here he is, 155 00:03:11,354 --> 00:03:13,853 the thug that's been 156 00:03:11,354 --> 00:03:13,853 terrorizing the city. 157 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:16,307 Say hello, Marvin. 158 00:03:16,349 --> 00:03:17,682 Hello. 159 00:03:17,723 --> 00:03:20,178 Oh, my God, 160 00:03:17,723 --> 00:03:20,178 he's so old. 161 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:22,677 He's not that old. 162 00:03:20,220 --> 00:03:22,677 His nurse isn't even full-time. 163 00:03:22,718 --> 00:03:25,173 He couldn't pull off 164 00:03:22,718 --> 00:03:25,173 a bank job. 165 00:03:25,215 --> 00:03:27,296 He couldn't pull off 166 00:03:25,215 --> 00:03:27,296 the cap on his medicine. 167 00:03:27,338 --> 00:03:28,295 I can hear you. 168 00:03:28,337 --> 00:03:29,378 Sorry. 169 00:03:29,419 --> 00:03:31,668 Hey, this guy 170 00:03:29,419 --> 00:03:31,668 is a ruthless criminal. 171 00:03:31,709 --> 00:03:34,581 I'm sorry, sir. 172 00:03:31,709 --> 00:03:34,581 Is this gonna take long? 173 00:03:34,623 --> 00:03:38,160 'Cause I was hoping to buy 174 00:03:34,623 --> 00:03:38,160 some slacks this afternoon. 175 00:03:38,202 --> 00:03:40,575 I like corduroy. 176 00:03:38,202 --> 00:03:40,575 You like corduroy? 177 00:03:40,617 --> 00:03:42,740 I love corduroy. 178 00:03:40,617 --> 00:03:42,740 He likes corduroy. 179 00:03:42,782 --> 00:03:44,154 You sure you have 180 00:03:42,782 --> 00:03:44,154 the right guy? 181 00:03:44,196 --> 00:03:45,445 Wasn't the robber 182 00:03:44,196 --> 00:03:45,445 strong and fast? 183 00:03:45,487 --> 00:03:47,276 And able to eat 184 00:03:45,487 --> 00:03:47,276 solid foods? 185 00:03:47,318 --> 00:03:48,609 Nobody saw him eat. 186 00:03:48,651 --> 00:03:50,148 The guy wore 187 00:03:48,651 --> 00:03:50,148 a rubber mask, 188 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:51,648 and his voice was disguised. 189 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:54,561 My system 190 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:54,561 is a little unsettled. 191 00:03:54,603 --> 00:03:56,601 Could I trouble you 192 00:03:54,603 --> 00:03:56,601 for a ginger ale? 193 00:03:56,643 --> 00:03:58,808 Oh, of course, sir. 194 00:03:58,849 --> 00:04:01,638 We'll get that and a comfy chair 195 00:03:58,849 --> 00:04:01,638 for you to sit in. 196 00:04:01,679 --> 00:04:03,177 Yeah. 197 00:04:05,717 --> 00:04:07,381 I robbed those banks. 198 00:04:07,423 --> 00:04:08,756 I don't even 199 00:04:07,423 --> 00:04:08,756 need the money, 200 00:04:08,798 --> 00:04:11,753 but I like to see 201 00:04:08,798 --> 00:04:11,753 the tellers squirm. 202 00:04:11,795 --> 00:04:15,373 I get off on violence. 203 00:04:11,795 --> 00:04:15,373 Oh, my God. 204 00:04:15,415 --> 00:04:18,287 Here you go. 205 00:04:15,415 --> 00:04:18,287 Oh, thank you so much. 206 00:04:18,329 --> 00:04:21,618 You're such a doll. 207 00:04:18,329 --> 00:04:21,618 I must pay you. 208 00:04:21,659 --> 00:04:24,615 No, no, no, I insist. 209 00:04:21,659 --> 00:04:24,615 I insist. 210 00:04:24,656 --> 00:04:25,655 Right here. 211 00:04:25,697 --> 00:04:28,110 You remind me 212 00:04:25,697 --> 00:04:28,110 of my granddaughter. 213 00:04:28,152 --> 00:04:31,399 Oh, you are so sweet. 214 00:04:34,438 --> 00:04:36,436 I haven't got 215 00:04:34,438 --> 00:04:36,436 a granddaughter. 216 00:04:39,433 --> 00:04:40,432 What are you doing here? 217 00:04:40,474 --> 00:04:42,096 You're not scheduled 218 00:04:40,474 --> 00:04:42,096 to work today, 219 00:04:42,138 --> 00:04:43,137 and overtime is canceled. 220 00:04:43,179 --> 00:04:44,511 Yeah, well, 221 00:04:43,179 --> 00:04:44,511 remember about a week ago 222 00:04:44,553 --> 00:04:46,551 when I came in here with 223 00:04:44,553 --> 00:04:46,551 a bottle of sparkling cider? 224 00:04:46,593 --> 00:04:48,716 Setting off my sprinklers, 225 00:04:46,593 --> 00:04:48,716 drenching my office, 226 00:04:48,758 --> 00:04:52,086 destroying a paper crane 227 00:04:48,758 --> 00:04:52,086 folded for me by Kevin. 228 00:04:52,128 --> 00:04:54,084 Right, I forgot 229 00:04:52,128 --> 00:04:54,084 how that ended. 230 00:04:54,126 --> 00:04:56,082 The point is, 231 00:04:54,126 --> 00:04:56,082 that was all just 232 00:04:56,124 --> 00:04:58,205 regular cop stuff. 233 00:04:58,247 --> 00:04:59,496 There's no way 234 00:04:58,247 --> 00:04:59,496 that can be the reason 235 00:04:59,538 --> 00:05:00,746 you've been 236 00:04:59,538 --> 00:05:00,746 in such a bad mood. 237 00:05:00,787 --> 00:05:02,577 Bad mood... I'm sorry, 238 00:05:00,787 --> 00:05:02,577 haven't I been bursting 239 00:05:02,618 --> 00:05:03,826 into song enough 240 00:05:02,618 --> 00:05:03,826 for you lately? 241 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:05,323 Would you like me 242 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:05,323 to click my heels together 243 00:05:05,365 --> 00:05:06,740 or skip like 244 00:05:05,365 --> 00:05:06,740 a schoolchild? 245 00:05:06,781 --> 00:05:08,404 Yes to all of that. 246 00:05:08,446 --> 00:05:10,819 But for reals, 247 00:05:08,446 --> 00:05:10,819 what non-me thing 248 00:05:10,861 --> 00:05:12,442 is bothering you? 249 00:05:12,483 --> 00:05:13,858 Is there trouble 250 00:05:12,483 --> 00:05:13,858 at home? 251 00:05:13,899 --> 00:05:16,521 Peralta, I'm not gonna discuss 252 00:05:13,899 --> 00:05:16,521 my home life with you. 253 00:05:16,563 --> 00:05:18,394 We're not friends. 254 00:05:16,563 --> 00:05:18,394 We're not family. 255 00:05:18,436 --> 00:05:19,435 You're not my husband. 256 00:05:19,476 --> 00:05:21,182 Oh, that's hurtful. 257 00:05:21,224 --> 00:05:22,724 I thought we had 258 00:05:21,224 --> 00:05:22,724 a special bond. 259 00:05:22,765 --> 00:05:24,346 I was your secret Santa 260 00:05:22,765 --> 00:05:24,346 last year. 261 00:05:24,388 --> 00:05:27,427 And I already thanked you for 262 00:05:24,388 --> 00:05:27,427 the "Who Farted?" baseball cap. 263 00:05:27,468 --> 00:05:29,049 But you never wear it. 264 00:05:29,091 --> 00:05:31,047 So Holt won't tell me 265 00:05:29,091 --> 00:05:31,047 if something happened at home 266 00:05:31,089 --> 00:05:32,171 because I'm not 267 00:05:31,089 --> 00:05:32,171 his husband. 268 00:05:32,213 --> 00:05:33,462 But you know 269 00:05:32,213 --> 00:05:33,462 who is his husband? 270 00:05:33,504 --> 00:05:34,545 His husband. 271 00:05:33,504 --> 00:05:34,545 His husband. 272 00:05:34,586 --> 00:05:35,794 I was just 273 00:05:34,586 --> 00:05:35,794 a little slow. 274 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,333 Yeah, Kevin's 275 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,333 not gonna talk to you 276 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:38,708 'cause he can't 277 00:05:37,375 --> 00:05:38,708 stand detectives. 278 00:05:38,749 --> 00:05:42,036 Yes, but he can 279 00:05:38,749 --> 00:05:42,036 stand yous. 280 00:05:42,078 --> 00:05:44,535 Nuh-uh, I spent 281 00:05:42,078 --> 00:05:44,535 a lot of time cultivating 282 00:05:44,576 --> 00:05:46,408 a good relationship 283 00:05:44,576 --> 00:05:46,408 with Kevin. 284 00:05:46,449 --> 00:05:49,530 He finally calls me Gina 285 00:05:46,449 --> 00:05:49,530 instead of Ms. Linetti. 286 00:05:49,571 --> 00:05:52,026 All right, fine. 287 00:05:49,571 --> 00:05:52,026 Then I'm calling in my chit. 288 00:05:52,068 --> 00:05:53,651 You kiss your mother 289 00:05:52,068 --> 00:05:53,651 with that mouth? 290 00:05:53,693 --> 00:05:55,649 No, ch-it. 291 00:05:53,693 --> 00:05:55,649 What? 292 00:05:55,691 --> 00:05:57,063 Remember when 293 00:05:55,691 --> 00:05:57,063 I got you this job? 294 00:05:57,105 --> 00:06:00,686 You said, "OMG, Jake. 295 00:05:57,105 --> 00:06:00,686 I owe you one." 296 00:06:00,727 --> 00:06:02,350 I said "OMG"? 297 00:06:02,392 --> 00:06:04,348 That was before 298 00:06:02,392 --> 00:06:04,348 other people started saying it. 299 00:06:04,390 --> 00:06:05,639 I was an originator. 300 00:06:05,681 --> 00:06:07,095 You said I could ask 301 00:06:05,681 --> 00:06:07,095 for anything, 302 00:06:07,136 --> 00:06:09,635 and for six years, 303 00:06:07,136 --> 00:06:09,635 I've been sitting on that chit. 304 00:06:09,677 --> 00:06:15,087 Well, now 305 00:06:09,677 --> 00:06:15,087 I'm cashing it in. 306 00:06:15,128 --> 00:06:16,336 A receipt for almonds? 307 00:06:16,378 --> 00:06:18,084 Yeah, I just thought 308 00:06:16,378 --> 00:06:18,084 it would be more dramatic 309 00:06:18,125 --> 00:06:19,500 to slide something 310 00:06:18,125 --> 00:06:19,500 across the table. 311 00:06:19,541 --> 00:06:21,996 It wasn't, but since 312 00:06:19,541 --> 00:06:21,996 I made that promise, fine. 313 00:06:23,663 --> 00:06:26,326 Hey, Kevin. 314 00:06:23,663 --> 00:06:26,326 Gina, good to see you. 315 00:06:26,368 --> 00:06:29,198 Jake's here too. 316 00:06:26,368 --> 00:06:29,198 Yo. 317 00:06:33,277 --> 00:06:34,360 Gina, I know 318 00:06:33,277 --> 00:06:34,360 you like champagne 319 00:06:34,401 --> 00:06:35,651 with a drop 320 00:06:34,401 --> 00:06:35,651 of pomegranate juice. 321 00:06:35,692 --> 00:06:38,314 I like to say 322 00:06:35,692 --> 00:06:38,314 it's nature's classiest alcohol 323 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:41,019 mixed 324 00:06:38,356 --> 00:06:41,019 with its narst-iest fruit. 325 00:06:41,061 --> 00:06:42,393 And, Peralta, 326 00:06:41,061 --> 00:06:42,393 I hope this will do. 327 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:43,517 It's a can 328 00:06:42,435 --> 00:06:43,517 of orange soda 329 00:06:43,559 --> 00:06:45,182 from when 330 00:06:43,559 --> 00:06:45,182 some other children visited. 331 00:06:45,223 --> 00:06:47,639 It's perfect. 332 00:06:45,223 --> 00:06:47,639 Thank you for inviting us in. 333 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,636 Yes, I invited Gina in. 334 00:06:47,680 --> 00:06:50,636 You were with her. 335 00:06:50,677 --> 00:06:52,258 Okay. 336 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:54,590 Look, everyone's blaming me 337 00:06:52,300 --> 00:06:54,590 for the captain's horrible mood 338 00:06:54,632 --> 00:06:57,086 because of a small thing 339 00:06:54,632 --> 00:06:57,086 that happened Wednesday morning. 340 00:06:57,128 --> 00:06:58,586 When you flooded 341 00:06:57,128 --> 00:06:58,586 his office with cider? 342 00:06:58,628 --> 00:07:00,417 Well, the water 343 00:06:58,628 --> 00:07:00,417 actually flooded it. 344 00:07:00,459 --> 00:07:01,791 The cider just caused it. 345 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:04,246 But I swear he was already upset 346 00:07:01,833 --> 00:07:04,246 when he got to work. 347 00:07:04,288 --> 00:07:06,077 He was anger articulating. 348 00:07:06,119 --> 00:07:08,409 Coat, coat, 349 00:07:06,119 --> 00:07:08,409 jacket, coat. 350 00:07:08,451 --> 00:07:12,572 Is this a police precinct 351 00:07:08,451 --> 00:07:12,572 or a Turkish bazaar? 352 00:07:12,614 --> 00:07:15,402 Mm, yes, I dread 353 00:07:12,614 --> 00:07:15,402 those annunciated denunciations. 354 00:07:15,444 --> 00:07:17,650 Yeah, I hate 355 00:07:15,444 --> 00:07:17,650 those de-bunce-ebations... 356 00:07:17,692 --> 00:07:19,523 But so my question is, 357 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:21,229 could something 358 00:07:19,565 --> 00:07:21,229 have happened at home 359 00:07:21,271 --> 00:07:22,478 before he left for work? 360 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,059 Well, I remember 361 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:24,059 that morning. 362 00:07:24,101 --> 00:07:26,558 He left this house at 7:00 363 00:07:24,101 --> 00:07:26,558 and was in a great mood. 364 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:27,972 In fact, 365 00:07:26,600 --> 00:07:27,972 he was still chuckling 366 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:29,430 about the previous night's 367 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:29,430 Charlie Rose. 368 00:07:29,471 --> 00:07:31,553 Fine, so your marriage 369 00:07:29,471 --> 00:07:31,553 might not be the problem, 370 00:07:31,595 --> 00:07:33,384 but he didn't get to work 371 00:07:31,595 --> 00:07:33,384 until 10:00. 372 00:07:33,426 --> 00:07:34,965 That means 373 00:07:33,426 --> 00:07:34,965 whatever ruined his mood 374 00:07:35,007 --> 00:07:36,214 happened in those three hours. 375 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,505 We have to retrace 376 00:07:36,256 --> 00:07:37,505 his steps. 377 00:07:37,547 --> 00:07:38,671 We? 378 00:07:38,713 --> 00:07:40,377 I'm not going 379 00:07:38,713 --> 00:07:40,377 to investigate my own husband. 380 00:07:40,419 --> 00:07:41,376 Uh-huh, totally. 381 00:07:41,418 --> 00:07:43,124 Well, that was 382 00:07:41,418 --> 00:07:43,124 a great chitchat. 383 00:07:43,165 --> 00:07:44,164 Don't you think, Gina? 384 00:07:44,206 --> 00:07:46,204 Seemed like it went 385 00:07:44,206 --> 00:07:46,204 real bad for you. 386 00:07:46,246 --> 00:07:47,453 Chit-chat. 387 00:07:47,495 --> 00:07:48,869 Oh. 388 00:07:48,909 --> 00:07:50,576 You know, Kevin, 389 00:07:48,909 --> 00:07:50,576 maybe if we figure out 390 00:07:50,617 --> 00:07:53,573 what caused Raymond's bad mood, 391 00:07:50,617 --> 00:07:53,573 we could fix it. 392 00:07:53,614 --> 00:07:55,237 Good idea, Gina. 393 00:07:55,279 --> 00:07:57,900 I suppose 394 00:07:55,279 --> 00:07:57,900 we could look into it. 395 00:07:57,942 --> 00:07:59,233 Yes, great! 396 00:07:57,942 --> 00:07:59,233 Let's go right now. 397 00:07:59,275 --> 00:08:01,231 No time to lose. 398 00:07:59,275 --> 00:08:01,231 Don't look, just run. 399 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:02,605 You're trying to get me 400 00:08:01,273 --> 00:08:02,605 out of here before I see 401 00:08:02,647 --> 00:08:04,144 the orange soda you spilled 402 00:08:02,647 --> 00:08:04,144 on the chair, aren't you? 403 00:08:04,186 --> 00:08:06,101 I'm already out the door. 404 00:08:04,186 --> 00:08:06,101 It worked! 405 00:08:08,099 --> 00:08:09,390 What the hell? 406 00:08:09,431 --> 00:08:12,178 Are you throwing 407 00:08:09,431 --> 00:08:12,178 a tea party for this monster? 408 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:14,843 He was sitting in processing, 409 00:08:12,220 --> 00:08:14,843 and he just looked so lonely. 410 00:08:14,883 --> 00:08:15,842 This guy is guilty. 411 00:08:15,882 --> 00:08:17,006 He confessed to me, 412 00:08:17,048 --> 00:08:18,339 but now he's pretending 413 00:08:17,048 --> 00:08:18,339 that he didn't. 414 00:08:18,381 --> 00:08:19,920 You must have 415 00:08:18,381 --> 00:08:19,920 misheard me. 416 00:08:19,962 --> 00:08:21,419 I didn't do anything, 417 00:08:21,461 --> 00:08:24,957 except being charmed 418 00:08:21,461 --> 00:08:24,957 by these two lovely ladies. 419 00:08:24,998 --> 00:08:27,205 Oh, cut it 420 00:08:24,998 --> 00:08:27,205 with the sweet-old-coot routine. 421 00:08:27,247 --> 00:08:29,078 You're going to jail, 422 00:08:27,247 --> 00:08:29,078 my friend, 423 00:08:29,119 --> 00:08:30,867 in a trolley named Charles. 424 00:08:30,909 --> 00:08:32,116 A trolley? 425 00:08:30,909 --> 00:08:32,116 Trolleys are cool. 426 00:08:32,158 --> 00:08:34,031 They have the bells. 427 00:08:32,158 --> 00:08:34,031 You know what? 428 00:08:34,073 --> 00:08:36,821 Just take your tea 429 00:08:34,073 --> 00:08:36,821 and leave my perp alone, please. 430 00:08:36,861 --> 00:08:39,942 Thank you, ladies, 431 00:08:36,861 --> 00:08:39,942 for bringing a little sunshine 432 00:08:39,983 --> 00:08:41,441 into my gray life. 433 00:08:46,019 --> 00:08:47,477 You want to know 434 00:08:46,019 --> 00:08:47,477 what I'm gonna do 435 00:08:47,519 --> 00:08:49,141 with the money I stole? 436 00:08:49,183 --> 00:08:51,348 Hmm. 437 00:08:49,183 --> 00:08:51,348 Prostitutes. 438 00:08:51,389 --> 00:08:52,805 Huh! 439 00:08:52,845 --> 00:08:54,803 Amy, you heard him. 440 00:08:52,845 --> 00:08:54,803 Tell me you heard him. 441 00:08:54,843 --> 00:08:57,050 What? 442 00:08:54,843 --> 00:08:57,050 Son of a bitch! 443 00:08:57,091 --> 00:08:59,465 Well, this is where Raymond 444 00:08:57,091 --> 00:08:59,465 eats breakfast every morning. 445 00:08:59,507 --> 00:09:01,046 Yes, I know. 446 00:09:01,087 --> 00:09:03,461 He's always raving about 447 00:09:01,087 --> 00:09:03,461 how they don't have specials. 448 00:09:03,503 --> 00:09:05,417 Diane, hello, 449 00:09:03,503 --> 00:09:05,417 this is my friend Gina, 450 00:09:05,459 --> 00:09:06,998 and this is 451 00:09:05,459 --> 00:09:06,998 Detective Peralta. 452 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,372 They work 453 00:09:07,040 --> 00:09:08,372 with my Raymond. 454 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:12,160 Oh, Peralta, you are so old 455 00:09:08,414 --> 00:09:12,160 to behave the way you do. 456 00:09:12,202 --> 00:09:13,534 Oof. 457 00:09:12,202 --> 00:09:13,534 What? 458 00:09:13,576 --> 00:09:15,947 I'm sure he vents 459 00:09:13,576 --> 00:09:15,947 about everyone on the squad. 460 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:17,197 Nope, just you. 461 00:09:17,238 --> 00:09:19,445 Damn it, Diane, 462 00:09:17,238 --> 00:09:19,445 what are you doing after this? 463 00:09:19,487 --> 00:09:21,026 So did anything 464 00:09:19,487 --> 00:09:21,026 unusual happen 465 00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:22,940 when Raymond was here 466 00:09:21,067 --> 00:09:22,940 last Wednesday? 467 00:09:22,982 --> 00:09:24,106 Did he mention anything? 468 00:09:24,148 --> 00:09:25,812 No, he had 469 00:09:24,148 --> 00:09:25,812 his regular breakfast: 470 00:09:25,854 --> 00:09:28,394 room-temperature water 471 00:09:25,854 --> 00:09:28,394 and one hard-boiled egg yolk. 472 00:09:28,436 --> 00:09:31,516 Hmm, well, 473 00:09:28,436 --> 00:09:31,516 that is his good-mood food. 474 00:09:31,558 --> 00:09:33,764 So, Peralta, we know 475 00:09:31,558 --> 00:09:33,764 he was fine through breakfast. 476 00:09:33,804 --> 00:09:35,095 Looks like 477 00:09:33,804 --> 00:09:35,095 you're still on the hook. 478 00:09:35,137 --> 00:09:36,344 No, there was still 479 00:09:35,137 --> 00:09:36,344 plenty of time 480 00:09:36,386 --> 00:09:37,343 before he got to work. 481 00:09:37,385 --> 00:09:38,342 Gina, what'd he 482 00:09:37,385 --> 00:09:38,342 do next? 483 00:09:38,384 --> 00:09:39,965 Well, according 484 00:09:38,384 --> 00:09:39,965 to his sched, 485 00:09:40,007 --> 00:09:42,837 his next stop 486 00:09:40,007 --> 00:09:42,837 was his weekly painting class. 487 00:09:42,879 --> 00:09:43,878 Painting class? 488 00:09:44,295 --> 00:09:45,502 Can I guess what he paints? 489 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,167 Pictures 490 00:09:45,544 --> 00:09:47,167 of pie charts. 491 00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:49,123 Multiple still lifes 492 00:09:47,208 --> 00:09:49,123 of this gray rock. 493 00:09:49,165 --> 00:09:50,539 That's even more boring. 494 00:09:50,581 --> 00:09:52,994 So, Gerald, did anything 495 00:09:50,581 --> 00:09:52,994 happen to Raymond last week? 496 00:09:53,035 --> 00:09:54,118 Did he seem 497 00:09:53,035 --> 00:09:54,118 like something 498 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,158 or someone had him 499 00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:56,158 in a bad mood? 500 00:09:56,199 --> 00:09:57,365 It was his day 501 00:09:56,199 --> 00:09:57,365 to pick the music, 502 00:09:57,407 --> 00:09:58,448 and he chose Haydn. 503 00:09:58,489 --> 00:10:00,237 So he was in a good mood 504 00:09:58,489 --> 00:10:00,237 or a bad mood? 505 00:10:00,279 --> 00:10:02,235 A great mood, Jake. 506 00:10:02,277 --> 00:10:03,234 Oh, you're Jake. 507 00:10:03,276 --> 00:10:04,358 Damn it. 508 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,273 What are you doing 509 00:10:04,400 --> 00:10:06,273 after this, Gerald? 510 00:10:08,187 --> 00:10:10,144 What is wrong 511 00:10:08,187 --> 00:10:10,144 with our Internet? 512 00:10:10,185 --> 00:10:12,849 I like to back up my data 513 00:10:10,185 --> 00:10:12,849 every 15 minutes, 514 00:10:12,890 --> 00:10:15,305 and it's taking 17 minutes 515 00:10:12,890 --> 00:10:15,305 per backup! 516 00:10:15,347 --> 00:10:17,178 I'm in a data backup deficit. 517 00:10:17,220 --> 00:10:18,884 We are in the same boat. 518 00:10:18,926 --> 00:10:20,757 I've been trying 519 00:10:18,926 --> 00:10:20,757 to load this video all day. 520 00:10:20,799 --> 00:10:22,715 You're watching videos 521 00:10:20,799 --> 00:10:22,715 during work? 522 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,837 I told him to do it, sir. 523 00:10:22,755 --> 00:10:24,837 It's case-related. 524 00:10:24,878 --> 00:10:26,211 "Turtle humps 525 00:10:24,878 --> 00:10:26,211 computer mouse." 526 00:10:26,253 --> 00:10:29,208 Yeah, Turtle's the name 527 00:10:26,253 --> 00:10:29,208 of a local pervert 528 00:10:29,250 --> 00:10:31,248 we're chasing. 529 00:10:37,492 --> 00:10:41,029 Come on, Hitchcock. 530 00:10:37,492 --> 00:10:41,029 Get it together. 531 00:10:41,071 --> 00:10:42,985 So did anything 532 00:10:41,071 --> 00:10:42,985 strange happen 533 00:10:43,027 --> 00:10:44,733 when you and Raymond 534 00:10:43,027 --> 00:10:44,733 sparred last week? 535 00:10:44,775 --> 00:10:46,024 No, as usual, 536 00:10:46,066 --> 00:10:47,897 Raymond was the king 537 00:10:46,066 --> 00:10:47,897 of the croisé, 538 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,062 and I got in 539 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:50,062 a few good raddoppios. 540 00:10:50,104 --> 00:10:51,686 So just a bunch 541 00:10:50,104 --> 00:10:51,686 of normal words. 542 00:10:51,726 --> 00:10:54,183 Are you sure we're talking 543 00:10:51,726 --> 00:10:54,183 about last Wednesday? 544 00:10:54,225 --> 00:10:57,762 Positive. 545 00:10:54,225 --> 00:10:57,762 Haven't seen him since. 546 00:10:57,804 --> 00:10:58,803 You haven't? 547 00:10:58,844 --> 00:11:01,176 Mm-mm. 548 00:11:01,218 --> 00:11:02,342 I'm sorry. 549 00:11:01,218 --> 00:11:02,342 I need to leave. 550 00:11:02,384 --> 00:11:03,881 Excuse me. 551 00:11:05,422 --> 00:11:07,794 Kevin. 552 00:11:05,422 --> 00:11:07,794 Kev. 553 00:11:07,835 --> 00:11:09,168 What's going on? 554 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,667 Raymond has been 555 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,667 lying to me. 556 00:11:10,707 --> 00:11:11,831 Three mornings 557 00:11:10,707 --> 00:11:11,831 this week, 558 00:11:11,873 --> 00:11:13,664 he told me 559 00:11:11,873 --> 00:11:13,664 he was fencing with Dan. 560 00:11:13,704 --> 00:11:15,744 Why would he do that? 561 00:11:13,704 --> 00:11:15,744 Why would he lie to me? 562 00:11:15,786 --> 00:11:16,826 I don't know. 563 00:11:16,868 --> 00:11:18,159 Maybe it's connected 564 00:11:16,868 --> 00:11:18,159 to his bad mood. 565 00:11:18,201 --> 00:11:20,032 My husband 566 00:11:18,201 --> 00:11:20,032 does not lie to me. 567 00:11:20,074 --> 00:11:21,780 This investigation of yours 568 00:11:20,074 --> 00:11:21,780 was a bad idea. 569 00:11:21,821 --> 00:11:22,820 I'm going home. 570 00:11:22,862 --> 00:11:24,153 I have to sort this out 571 00:11:22,862 --> 00:11:24,153 with Raymond. 572 00:11:24,195 --> 00:11:26,691 Good-bye, Peralta. 573 00:11:24,195 --> 00:11:26,691 Linetti. 574 00:11:26,733 --> 00:11:30,147 Linetti? 575 00:11:26,733 --> 00:11:30,147 No. 576 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,020 We were 577 00:11:30,189 --> 00:11:32,020 on a first-name basis. 578 00:11:32,062 --> 00:11:33,644 Gina, this is bad. 579 00:11:33,684 --> 00:11:35,309 Kevin's upset. 580 00:11:33,684 --> 00:11:35,309 Holt's gonna be angry. 581 00:11:35,351 --> 00:11:36,391 We're both 582 00:11:35,351 --> 00:11:36,391 gonna get fired, 583 00:11:36,433 --> 00:11:37,764 and I'm gonna 584 00:11:36,433 --> 00:11:37,764 die alone. 585 00:11:37,805 --> 00:11:39,305 Jake, why don't you 586 00:11:37,805 --> 00:11:39,305 just do the right thing 587 00:11:39,347 --> 00:11:40,304 and jump out a window? 588 00:11:40,346 --> 00:11:41,760 Captain Holt 589 00:11:40,346 --> 00:11:41,760 will never fire me 590 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:44,133 if he knows I'm mourning 591 00:11:41,801 --> 00:11:44,133 the death of a close friend. 592 00:11:44,175 --> 00:11:46,755 Or we could try plan B 593 00:11:44,175 --> 00:11:46,755 and just fix it. 594 00:11:46,796 --> 00:11:49,253 You never even tried 595 00:11:46,796 --> 00:11:49,253 plan A, though. 596 00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:54,582 Hey, how'd it go 597 00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:54,582 with Kevin? 598 00:11:54,623 --> 00:11:56,580 Are you willing to admit 599 00:11:54,623 --> 00:11:56,580 everything's your fault? 600 00:11:56,621 --> 00:11:58,909 No, Amy, because none of this 601 00:11:56,621 --> 00:11:58,909 is my fault. 602 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:01,698 Except for how you meddled 603 00:11:58,951 --> 00:12:01,698 in the captain's life today, 604 00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:03,072 possibly causing 605 00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:03,072 repercussions 606 00:12:03,114 --> 00:12:05,571 in his marriage 607 00:12:03,114 --> 00:12:05,571 that could last a lifetime. 608 00:12:05,612 --> 00:12:07,319 Yes, that is 609 00:12:05,612 --> 00:12:07,319 completely on me, 610 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,648 but, Amy, you didn't know that, 611 00:12:07,360 --> 00:12:09,648 so you were still wrong. 612 00:12:09,690 --> 00:12:10,897 You two need to go. 613 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,105 You're not supposed 614 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,105 to be here, 615 00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:13,894 and the captain's 616 00:12:12,147 --> 00:12:13,894 at a new level of anger: 617 00:12:13,936 --> 00:12:15,561 constant smiling. 618 00:12:17,058 --> 00:12:18,099 It's horrible. 619 00:12:18,141 --> 00:12:20,929 All smiling's horrible. 620 00:12:18,141 --> 00:12:20,929 This is worse. 621 00:12:20,971 --> 00:12:23,052 We're here 622 00:12:20,971 --> 00:12:23,052 so I can activate 623 00:12:23,094 --> 00:12:25,757 the Holy Network 624 00:12:23,094 --> 00:12:25,757 of Administrative Assistants, 625 00:12:25,799 --> 00:12:27,672 acronym HNAA: 626 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,547 We high-level assistants 627 00:12:27,714 --> 00:12:29,547 keep track 628 00:12:29,588 --> 00:12:32,294 of what's going on 629 00:12:29,588 --> 00:12:32,294 with all the bosses. 630 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,543 Jealous, Amy? 631 00:12:33,584 --> 00:12:36,705 Yeah, I'd tap that. 632 00:12:36,746 --> 00:12:38,204 Network. 633 00:12:36,746 --> 00:12:38,204 I'd tap that network. 634 00:12:38,246 --> 00:12:39,618 That's a thing 635 00:12:38,246 --> 00:12:39,618 people say. 636 00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,034 Yeah? 637 00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,034 No. 638 00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:44,573 I've answered 639 00:12:41,076 --> 00:12:44,573 all your questions, young man. 640 00:12:44,613 --> 00:12:46,778 What more do you want 641 00:12:44,613 --> 00:12:46,778 from me? 642 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:49,775 I'd like you tell Santiago 643 00:12:46,820 --> 00:12:49,775 about the banks you robbed 644 00:12:49,817 --> 00:12:51,982 and how you get off 645 00:12:49,817 --> 00:12:51,982 on violence. 646 00:12:52,023 --> 00:12:55,020 What? 647 00:12:52,023 --> 00:12:55,020 Boyle, oh, my God. 648 00:13:00,057 --> 00:13:01,139 What are you doing? 649 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,179 Why are you being 650 00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:03,179 so weird about this? 651 00:13:03,221 --> 00:13:04,635 Marvin Miller 652 00:13:03,221 --> 00:13:04,635 is guilty, 653 00:13:04,677 --> 00:13:06,009 and he thinks 654 00:13:04,677 --> 00:13:06,009 he can get away with it. 655 00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:08,508 He also thinks 656 00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:08,508 the subway should be horses. 657 00:13:08,549 --> 00:13:09,838 He's old, 658 00:13:08,549 --> 00:13:09,838 is what I'm saying. 659 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,003 He knows exactly 660 00:13:09,880 --> 00:13:12,003 what he's doing. 661 00:13:12,045 --> 00:13:13,503 He's messing with me 662 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:15,167 because I'm not intimidating 663 00:13:13,544 --> 00:13:15,167 like Terry 664 00:13:15,209 --> 00:13:17,540 or dignified like Jake 665 00:13:15,209 --> 00:13:17,540 or model-handsome like Jake 666 00:13:17,580 --> 00:13:19,497 or funny like Jake. 667 00:13:19,538 --> 00:13:22,035 Yeah, I might buy my shoes 668 00:13:19,538 --> 00:13:22,035 at a kids store, 669 00:13:22,077 --> 00:13:24,615 and, yeah, I might 670 00:13:22,077 --> 00:13:24,615 be scared of geese, 671 00:13:24,657 --> 00:13:26,073 but I am a damn good cop, 672 00:13:26,114 --> 00:13:27,820 and I will not be 673 00:13:26,114 --> 00:13:27,820 made a fool of. 674 00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:29,860 So I'm gonna go 675 00:13:27,862 --> 00:13:29,860 into that room, 676 00:13:29,902 --> 00:13:31,900 and I'm gonna get 677 00:13:29,902 --> 00:13:31,900 that lousy old geezer 678 00:13:31,942 --> 00:13:34,855 to admit on camera 679 00:13:31,942 --> 00:13:34,855 that he robbed those banks. 680 00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:36,811 He just died. 681 00:13:36,853 --> 00:13:38,851 What? 682 00:13:42,972 --> 00:13:44,762 Okay, here's 683 00:13:42,972 --> 00:13:44,762 what I learned. 684 00:13:44,803 --> 00:13:48,509 The chief's assistant, Ryan, was 685 00:13:44,803 --> 00:13:48,509 only pretending to have Mono. 686 00:13:48,549 --> 00:13:50,964 Okay, Gina, about Holt. 687 00:13:48,549 --> 00:13:50,964 Fine. 688 00:13:51,006 --> 00:13:53,463 Apparently he was 689 00:13:51,006 --> 00:13:53,463 supposed to meet 690 00:13:53,504 --> 00:13:56,917 Deputy Chief Ash 691 00:13:53,504 --> 00:13:56,917 near his fencing club at 9:30, 692 00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:59,165 but he canceled 693 00:13:56,958 --> 00:13:59,165 at the very last minute 694 00:13:59,207 --> 00:14:01,121 with no explanation. 695 00:14:01,163 --> 00:14:02,952 HNAA does it again. 696 00:14:02,994 --> 00:14:05,159 Okay, so something happened 697 00:14:02,994 --> 00:14:05,159 between fencing and coffee. 698 00:14:05,201 --> 00:14:06,573 We just have 699 00:14:05,201 --> 00:14:06,573 to figure out what. 700 00:14:06,615 --> 00:14:08,821 Totes, but first, 701 00:14:06,615 --> 00:14:08,821 let's check in with Ryan 702 00:14:08,863 --> 00:14:11,735 on how to fake mono, 703 00:14:08,863 --> 00:14:11,735 'cause if I can nail that... 704 00:14:11,776 --> 00:14:14,442 Ooh, game changer. 705 00:14:14,483 --> 00:14:18,561 Okay, so Captain Holt 706 00:14:14,483 --> 00:14:18,561 leaves fencing and heads north. 707 00:14:18,603 --> 00:14:19,643 If we really 708 00:14:18,603 --> 00:14:19,643 want to do this, 709 00:14:19,685 --> 00:14:20,893 we got to get 710 00:14:19,685 --> 00:14:20,893 in his head. 711 00:14:20,934 --> 00:14:23,806 We have to be 712 00:14:20,934 --> 00:14:23,806 Captain Holt. 713 00:14:23,848 --> 00:14:25,596 Hello, Gina. 714 00:14:25,637 --> 00:14:27,095 How does this sound? 715 00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:29,550 Captain Holt, 716 00:14:27,137 --> 00:14:29,550 is that you? 717 00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:32,797 Oh, no, it's Jake 718 00:14:29,592 --> 00:14:32,797 nailing your voice exactly. 719 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:33,796 Right? 720 00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:34,962 The trick is to find 721 00:14:33,838 --> 00:14:34,962 a key phrase 722 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,585 you know exactly 723 00:14:35,004 --> 00:14:36,585 how he'd say. 724 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,417 Mine is, "Peralta, 725 00:14:36,626 --> 00:14:39,417 that's enough." 726 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:41,081 Seriously, Jake, 727 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:41,081 this is getting scary. 728 00:14:42,704 --> 00:14:44,910 Come with me, 729 00:14:42,704 --> 00:14:44,910 young, wise assistant. 730 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,950 Let us walk 731 00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:46,950 in this direction. 732 00:14:46,992 --> 00:14:50,529 Oh, a hot dog. 733 00:14:46,992 --> 00:14:50,529 Would I stop? 734 00:14:50,571 --> 00:14:52,652 Not for one of those, 735 00:14:50,571 --> 00:14:52,652 I wouldn't. 736 00:14:52,694 --> 00:14:54,402 Damn it, 737 00:14:52,694 --> 00:14:54,402 it's morphing into British. 738 00:14:54,483 --> 00:14:55,442 Do your catchphrase. 739 00:14:55,482 --> 00:14:57,023 Peralta, that's enough! 740 00:14:57,065 --> 00:15:00,519 And I'm walking with purpose. 741 00:14:57,065 --> 00:15:00,519 And I'm walking with purpose. 742 00:15:00,561 --> 00:15:02,684 And bingo. 743 00:15:02,725 --> 00:15:03,891 A door. 744 00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:05,889 It's a Narnia situation. 745 00:15:05,931 --> 00:15:07,887 No, but I love that. 746 00:15:07,929 --> 00:15:09,387 It's a security camera. 747 00:15:09,428 --> 00:15:11,051 If something happened to Holt 748 00:15:09,428 --> 00:15:11,051 when he walked past here, 749 00:15:11,093 --> 00:15:12,549 we'll be able 750 00:15:11,093 --> 00:15:12,549 to see it. 751 00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:14,797 Peralta, you genius. 752 00:15:14,839 --> 00:15:18,709 Mm, that does not 753 00:15:14,839 --> 00:15:18,709 sound like him. 754 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,749 Okay, personal photos 755 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,749 are down, 756 00:15:20,791 --> 00:15:22,082 kitchen is spotless, 757 00:15:22,124 --> 00:15:24,787 and I got the silver-painted 758 00:15:22,124 --> 00:15:24,787 break-dancer outside 759 00:15:24,829 --> 00:15:27,410 to move his very loud boom box 760 00:15:24,829 --> 00:15:27,410 elsewhere. 761 00:15:31,863 --> 00:15:34,362 You beat him 762 00:15:31,863 --> 00:15:34,362 in a dance-off? 763 00:15:31,863 --> 00:15:34,362 No, I destroyed him. 764 00:15:34,403 --> 00:15:37,690 There's absolutely nothing here 765 00:15:34,403 --> 00:15:37,690 that will set off Holt. 766 00:15:37,732 --> 00:15:39,730 Oh, oh! 767 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,020 I was trying to cook 768 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,020 my oatmeal with a road flare, 769 00:15:42,062 --> 00:15:43,019 but it caught on fire. 770 00:15:43,061 --> 00:15:44,850 Why are you using 771 00:15:43,061 --> 00:15:44,850 a road flare? 772 00:15:44,892 --> 00:15:46,848 You said the kitchen 773 00:15:44,892 --> 00:15:46,848 was off-limits. 774 00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:48,348 Yeah, this is 775 00:15:46,890 --> 00:15:48,348 your fault, Sarge. 776 00:15:48,389 --> 00:15:49,762 Give me that. 777 00:15:53,093 --> 00:15:56,006 I'm just holding 778 00:15:53,093 --> 00:15:56,006 a road flare, 779 00:15:56,048 --> 00:15:57,712 stepping on 780 00:15:56,048 --> 00:15:57,712 some oatmeal. 781 00:15:57,754 --> 00:15:59,003 Just doing me. 782 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,918 I can't believe that you, 783 00:15:59,045 --> 00:16:00,918 of all people, 784 00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,791 are my biggest problem today, 785 00:16:00,959 --> 00:16:02,791 Jeffords. 786 00:16:05,621 --> 00:16:06,995 Kevin, 787 00:16:05,621 --> 00:16:06,995 is the captain home? 788 00:16:07,037 --> 00:16:09,492 No. 789 00:16:07,037 --> 00:16:09,492 Good, I figured out 790 00:16:07,037 --> 00:16:09,492 what happened to him. 791 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,782 He was mugged. 792 00:16:09,533 --> 00:16:11,782 What? 793 00:16:11,823 --> 00:16:12,822 He told you this? 794 00:16:12,864 --> 00:16:14,487 No, I used 795 00:16:12,864 --> 00:16:14,487 my detective skills 796 00:16:14,528 --> 00:16:16,943 as well as my spot-on Holt 797 00:16:14,528 --> 00:16:16,943 impression to figure it out. 798 00:16:16,985 --> 00:16:19,690 I retraced his steps 799 00:16:16,985 --> 00:16:19,690 and found security footage. 800 00:16:19,732 --> 00:16:20,898 After he left fencing, 801 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,687 three shady guys 802 00:16:20,939 --> 00:16:22,687 followed him into an alley. 803 00:16:22,729 --> 00:16:23,978 One of them 804 00:16:22,729 --> 00:16:23,978 had a knife. 805 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:25,642 That's why he's been 806 00:16:24,020 --> 00:16:25,642 in such a bad mood. 807 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:26,808 He's a police captain 808 00:16:25,684 --> 00:16:26,808 that got mugged. 809 00:16:26,850 --> 00:16:28,058 He's embarrassed. 810 00:16:28,099 --> 00:16:29,388 Oh, my goodness. 811 00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:30,554 Peralta. 812 00:16:29,430 --> 00:16:30,554 There he is. 813 00:16:30,596 --> 00:16:31,720 What are you doing 814 00:16:30,596 --> 00:16:31,720 in my house? 815 00:16:31,762 --> 00:16:34,884 Raymond, 816 00:16:31,762 --> 00:16:34,884 you were mugged? 817 00:16:31,762 --> 00:16:34,884 What? 818 00:16:34,925 --> 00:16:36,300 What did you say to him? 819 00:16:36,341 --> 00:16:37,464 Captain, it's okay. 820 00:16:37,505 --> 00:16:38,921 There's nothing 821 00:16:37,505 --> 00:16:38,921 to be embarrassed about. 822 00:16:38,963 --> 00:16:40,627 I'm not embarrassed, 823 00:16:38,963 --> 00:16:40,627 and I wasn't mugged. 824 00:16:40,669 --> 00:16:42,792 Three men tried to mug me, 825 00:16:40,669 --> 00:16:42,792 but I fought them off, 826 00:16:42,834 --> 00:16:44,373 injuring two of them. 827 00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:49,535 Wait, so you heroically 828 00:16:47,370 --> 00:16:49,535 fought off three guys, 829 00:16:49,577 --> 00:16:51,285 and that put you 830 00:16:49,577 --> 00:16:51,285 in a bad mood? 831 00:16:51,326 --> 00:16:53,781 If I did that, I would literally 832 00:16:51,326 --> 00:16:53,781 write a song about myself. 833 00:16:53,823 --> 00:16:54,780 It would be like... 834 00:16:59,027 --> 00:17:00,566 Why would you 835 00:16:59,027 --> 00:17:00,566 keep this from me, 836 00:17:00,607 --> 00:17:02,397 and why would you lie 837 00:17:00,607 --> 00:17:02,397 about going to fencing? 838 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:05,686 Because he couldn't go, 839 00:17:02,439 --> 00:17:05,686 because he's injured. 840 00:17:05,728 --> 00:17:07,767 I wasn't injured. 841 00:17:05,728 --> 00:17:07,767 I was lightly stabbed. 842 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,974 I'm sorry. 843 00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,974 You were stabbed? 844 00:17:10,016 --> 00:17:13,511 Lightly stabbed. 845 00:17:10,016 --> 00:17:13,511 I didn't want to frighten you. 846 00:17:13,553 --> 00:17:14,719 You are my husband. 847 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,508 I want you 848 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,508 to tell me everything, 849 00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:18,258 especially things 850 00:17:16,550 --> 00:17:18,258 that might frighten me. 851 00:17:18,299 --> 00:17:19,257 How can you not 852 00:17:18,299 --> 00:17:19,257 know that? 853 00:17:19,298 --> 00:17:22,585 Raymond, 854 00:17:19,298 --> 00:17:22,585 you are unbelievable. 855 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:27,831 Hey, Captain, 856 00:17:24,875 --> 00:17:27,831 you look so tall. 857 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:30,577 What you have done 858 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:30,577 is beyond unprofessional. 859 00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:33,866 You cannot muck around 860 00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:33,866 in people's private lives. 861 00:17:33,908 --> 00:17:36,738 Get out of my house. 862 00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:40,734 But get into your car? 863 00:17:36,780 --> 00:17:40,734 I'll go. 864 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:50,641 Sir. 865 00:17:47,936 --> 00:17:50,641 Detective. 866 00:17:50,683 --> 00:17:53,429 So how was your night? 867 00:17:50,683 --> 00:17:53,429 Of work. 868 00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:54,762 I'm not asking 869 00:17:53,471 --> 00:17:54,762 about your personal life. 870 00:17:54,804 --> 00:17:56,136 I don't care 871 00:17:54,804 --> 00:17:56,136 about you personally. 872 00:17:56,178 --> 00:17:58,633 I mean, I'm neutral. 873 00:17:56,178 --> 00:17:58,633 I mean, who are you? 874 00:17:58,675 --> 00:18:01,131 Floundering 875 00:17:58,675 --> 00:18:01,131 is worse than silence. 876 00:18:01,173 --> 00:18:03,046 Oh, cool. 877 00:18:01,173 --> 00:18:03,046 Cool, cool, cool, cool. 878 00:18:03,088 --> 00:18:05,501 Cool, cool, no doubt. 879 00:18:03,088 --> 00:18:05,501 No doubt, no doubt. 880 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:09,040 Man, this elevator's slow, 881 00:18:07,125 --> 00:18:09,040 huh? 882 00:18:09,082 --> 00:18:11,080 That's because you haven't 883 00:18:09,082 --> 00:18:11,080 pressed the button. 884 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:14,659 That's why 885 00:18:13,119 --> 00:18:14,659 you're the captain. 886 00:18:15,699 --> 00:18:16,740 So smart. 887 00:18:16,782 --> 00:18:20,861 I'm gonna just... 888 00:18:16,782 --> 00:18:20,861 zip. 889 00:18:20,903 --> 00:18:23,026 No more talk-y. 890 00:18:20,903 --> 00:18:23,026 Hmm. 891 00:18:30,102 --> 00:18:33,556 Eek, blast of cold air 892 00:18:30,102 --> 00:18:33,556 coming out of that box. 893 00:18:33,598 --> 00:18:34,931 Name of Amy's sex tape. 894 00:18:34,972 --> 00:18:37,012 Hey, man, come on. 895 00:18:34,972 --> 00:18:37,012 Not cool. 896 00:18:37,054 --> 00:18:39,300 I'm going through something. 897 00:18:37,054 --> 00:18:39,300 Just let me have this one. 898 00:18:39,342 --> 00:18:41,216 I'm sorry you wasted 899 00:18:39,342 --> 00:18:41,216 your chit, Jake. 900 00:18:41,256 --> 00:18:42,589 It's all right. 901 00:18:42,631 --> 00:18:44,213 I want to apologize to Holt, 902 00:18:42,631 --> 00:18:44,213 but it seems personal, 903 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,418 and I'm not supposed to talk 904 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:46,418 to him about personal stuff. 905 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:49,624 Oh, boo, I guess you need to 906 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:49,624 think of some professional way 907 00:18:49,665 --> 00:18:50,789 to make it up to him. 908 00:18:50,831 --> 00:18:53,494 Wait a minute. 909 00:18:50,831 --> 00:18:53,494 Gina, that's it. 910 00:18:53,536 --> 00:18:55,409 I just had an idea. 911 00:18:55,451 --> 00:18:58,033 Peralta, you're a genius. 912 00:18:58,074 --> 00:18:59,614 Who was that, ScarJo? 913 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,320 It was Holt, 914 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:01,320 and I think you know that. 915 00:19:01,361 --> 00:19:03,526 I thought 916 00:19:01,361 --> 00:19:03,526 it was ScarJo. 917 00:19:05,357 --> 00:19:06,982 I can't believe 918 00:19:05,357 --> 00:19:06,982 that bastard beat me. 919 00:19:07,024 --> 00:19:08,521 Whoa, he's dead. 920 00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:10,561 It's kind of hard to see 921 00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:10,561 how he's the winner in this. 922 00:19:10,603 --> 00:19:11,685 He made me 923 00:19:10,603 --> 00:19:11,685 look like an idiot. 924 00:19:11,727 --> 00:19:12,976 No, Amy and I 925 00:19:11,727 --> 00:19:12,976 were the idiots, 926 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:15,639 because we let 927 00:19:13,018 --> 00:19:15,639 that ancient windbag fool us. 928 00:19:15,681 --> 00:19:16,972 He robbed the banks. 929 00:19:17,014 --> 00:19:18,845 He gave me money 930 00:19:17,014 --> 00:19:18,845 for the ginger ale. 931 00:19:18,887 --> 00:19:20,676 After you insisted 932 00:19:18,887 --> 00:19:20,676 he was guilty, 933 00:19:20,718 --> 00:19:22,465 I went back 934 00:19:20,718 --> 00:19:22,465 and checked his dollar. 935 00:19:22,507 --> 00:19:24,630 Serial numbers 936 00:19:22,507 --> 00:19:24,630 match the stolen bills. 937 00:19:24,672 --> 00:19:26,461 You brought in 938 00:19:24,672 --> 00:19:26,461 the right guy. 939 00:19:26,503 --> 00:19:27,669 You're a damn good cop, Boyle. 940 00:19:27,711 --> 00:19:29,333 I know. 941 00:19:27,711 --> 00:19:29,333 No one listens. 942 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,041 Except when you threw water 943 00:19:29,375 --> 00:19:31,041 in his dead face. 944 00:19:31,083 --> 00:19:32,289 That was rough. 945 00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:33,454 I thought 946 00:19:32,330 --> 00:19:33,454 he was faking it. 947 00:19:33,496 --> 00:19:35,995 I wanted to splash 948 00:19:33,496 --> 00:19:35,995 the lies out of him. 949 00:19:39,448 --> 00:19:41,280 All right, Detective, 950 00:19:39,448 --> 00:19:41,280 what's this all about? 951 00:19:41,321 --> 00:19:43,444 You have 70 seconds. 952 00:19:41,321 --> 00:19:43,444 Why 70? 953 00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:44,777 Do you really want 954 00:19:43,486 --> 00:19:44,777 to waste your time 955 00:19:44,819 --> 00:19:45,943 while I explain 956 00:19:44,819 --> 00:19:45,943 my algorithm? 957 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,482 Right, all right, 958 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,482 so I pulled a still 959 00:19:47,524 --> 00:19:49,272 from the security footage 960 00:19:47,524 --> 00:19:49,272 of your attempted mugging 961 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,688 and sent it 962 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,688 to the nearby precincts. 963 00:19:50,729 --> 00:19:53,685 We ID'd one of the mopes, 964 00:19:50,729 --> 00:19:53,685 and that's his apartment. 965 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,766 I thought maybe you would 966 00:19:53,726 --> 00:19:55,766 want to do the honors. 967 00:19:55,808 --> 00:19:57,973 And you think this will make 968 00:19:55,808 --> 00:19:57,973 everything you did better? 969 00:19:58,014 --> 00:20:00,928 Well, maybe. 970 00:19:58,014 --> 00:20:00,928 It was Gina's idea, so... 971 00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:04,423 It will. 972 00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:04,423 Gina had nothing 973 00:20:00,970 --> 00:20:04,423 to do with it. 974 00:20:04,465 --> 00:20:06,588 You want to know why 975 00:20:04,465 --> 00:20:06,588 I was so angry all week? 976 00:20:06,630 --> 00:20:07,754 When those men came at me, 977 00:20:07,796 --> 00:20:09,752 I acted like 978 00:20:07,796 --> 00:20:09,752 I was a 20-year-old. 979 00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:12,791 I took a stupid risk, 980 00:20:09,794 --> 00:20:12,791 and I got myself stabbed. 981 00:20:12,833 --> 00:20:14,288 I was in pain 982 00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:17,494 and frustrated about lying 983 00:20:14,330 --> 00:20:17,494 to the man I love. 984 00:20:17,536 --> 00:20:19,534 Kevin. 985 00:20:17,536 --> 00:20:19,534 Yes. 986 00:20:19,575 --> 00:20:21,406 Obviously Kevin. 987 00:20:19,575 --> 00:20:21,406 Obviously. 988 00:20:21,448 --> 00:20:24,737 What I'm trying to say is, 989 00:20:21,448 --> 00:20:24,737 you were right all along. 990 00:20:24,779 --> 00:20:25,736 I wasn't mad at you. 991 00:20:25,778 --> 00:20:26,735 I was mad at myself, 992 00:20:26,777 --> 00:20:30,689 and I took it out 993 00:20:26,777 --> 00:20:30,689 on the squad. 994 00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:33,895 Peralta, 995 00:20:30,731 --> 00:20:33,895 you're a genius. 996 00:20:33,937 --> 00:20:36,809 Oh, my God. 997 00:20:33,937 --> 00:20:36,809 You said it. 998 00:20:36,850 --> 00:20:38,348 I heard you practicing 999 00:20:36,850 --> 00:20:38,348 in the men's room. 1000 00:20:38,389 --> 00:20:39,388 Yeah, that makes 1001 00:20:38,389 --> 00:20:39,388 more sense. 1002 00:20:39,722 --> 00:20:41,929 Attention, squad, 1003 00:20:39,722 --> 00:20:41,929 quick announcement. 1004 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,468 Overtime 1005 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:43,468 is reinstated, 1006 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:46,215 and you are each allowed 1007 00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:46,215 two personal photographs, 1008 00:20:46,256 --> 00:20:48,213 two trinkets, 1009 00:20:46,256 --> 00:20:48,213 and three assorted knickknacks. 1010 00:20:48,254 --> 00:20:49,253 You know what? 1011 00:20:49,295 --> 00:20:50,711 Just follow 1012 00:20:49,295 --> 00:20:50,711 Sergeant Jeffords' lead. 1013 00:20:50,753 --> 00:20:52,876 He always knows how to keep 1014 00:20:50,753 --> 00:20:52,876 this place running smoothly. 1015 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,498 Nice, so rubber band balls 1016 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:55,498 are back. 1017 00:20:55,539 --> 00:20:57,329 Oh, no, it's bad 1018 00:20:55,539 --> 00:20:57,329 for the bands. 1019 00:20:57,370 --> 00:20:59,368 Ah, Kevin. 1020 00:20:57,370 --> 00:20:59,368 Let me just get my coat. 1021 00:20:59,410 --> 00:21:02,199 Hello, Peralta. 1022 00:20:59,410 --> 00:21:02,199 Gina. 1023 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,947 Oh, sweet lords of dance, 1024 00:21:02,240 --> 00:21:04,947 thank you. 1025 00:21:04,989 --> 00:21:06,904 We're back 1026 00:21:04,989 --> 00:21:06,904 on a first-name basis. 1027 00:21:06,945 --> 00:21:09,609 Kevin, I am unable 1028 00:21:06,945 --> 00:21:09,609 and unwilling 1029 00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:11,231 to discuss personal matters 1030 00:21:09,650 --> 00:21:11,231 with you. 1031 00:21:11,273 --> 00:21:12,647 I'm aware of that, yes. 1032 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,228 In any case, 1033 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,228 thank you for you help. 1034 00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:17,225 I brought you both gifts: 1035 00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:17,225 original Raymond Holts. 1036 00:21:18,475 --> 00:21:19,849 I will treasure 1037 00:21:18,475 --> 00:21:19,849 this painting of a rock 1038 00:21:19,891 --> 00:21:21,305 for all times. 1039 00:21:21,346 --> 00:21:24,343 Ah, Rock 59 and 367. 1040 00:21:24,385 --> 00:21:25,676 Those are good rocks. 1041 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:28,506 367 paintings 1042 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:28,506 of one rock? 1043 00:21:28,548 --> 00:21:29,922 This guy parties! 1044 00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:34,208 (man) 1045 00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:34,208 Not a doctor. 1046 00:21:32,210 --> 00:21:34,208 Shh.