1 00:00:02,768 --> 00:00:04,933 Gregor Minsk, the counterfeiter 2 00:00:02,768 --> 00:00:04,933 I've been chasing 3 00:00:04,974 --> 00:00:07,221 for two years, 4 00:00:04,974 --> 00:00:07,221 has finally resurfaced. 5 00:00:07,262 --> 00:00:08,887 And he's just as evil 6 00:00:07,262 --> 00:00:08,887 as ever. 7 00:00:08,929 --> 00:00:11,467 Right. You hate him 8 00:00:08,929 --> 00:00:11,467 because he has a typo 9 00:00:11,509 --> 00:00:12,800 on his counterfeit bills. 10 00:00:12,841 --> 00:00:15,213 No. 11 00:00:12,841 --> 00:00:15,213 Because he passed $4 million 12 00:00:15,254 --> 00:00:17,544 in fraudulent bills, Jake. 13 00:00:17,586 --> 00:00:19,709 But also, 14 00:00:17,586 --> 00:00:19,709 two Rs in "pluribus?" 15 00:00:19,751 --> 00:00:21,666 I mean, did none of those 16 00:00:19,751 --> 00:00:21,666 cashiers take Latin? 17 00:00:21,707 --> 00:00:23,914 Okay, let's give Amy 18 00:00:21,707 --> 00:00:23,914 a round of applause 19 00:00:23,955 --> 00:00:25,370 for whatever that was. 20 00:00:25,411 --> 00:00:27,242 Police briefing. 21 00:00:25,411 --> 00:00:27,242 Still in progress. 22 00:00:27,284 --> 00:00:28,450 And you did great. 23 00:00:28,492 --> 00:00:30,365 But let's get serious, 24 00:00:28,492 --> 00:00:30,365 people. 25 00:00:30,406 --> 00:00:31,614 Tomorrow is the wedding. 26 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:34,611 My mom is marrying, 27 00:00:31,656 --> 00:00:34,611 shudder, 28 00:00:34,653 --> 00:00:36,692 Charles' dad, 29 00:00:34,653 --> 00:00:36,692 toilet emoji. 30 00:00:36,734 --> 00:00:38,774 We are gonna be 31 00:00:36,734 --> 00:00:38,774 brother and sister. 32 00:00:38,815 --> 00:00:41,312 To think this started 33 00:00:38,815 --> 00:00:41,312 with us just going to town 34 00:00:41,354 --> 00:00:42,645 or each others 35 00:00:41,354 --> 00:00:42,645 sexy parts. 36 00:00:44,559 --> 00:00:47,473 Charles, promise me 37 00:00:44,559 --> 00:00:47,473 that is not in your toast. 38 00:00:47,514 --> 00:00:48,555 It's not. 39 00:00:48,597 --> 00:00:49,846 Come on, man. 40 00:00:49,888 --> 00:00:52,676 Look, I need everything 41 00:00:49,888 --> 00:00:52,676 to be perfect. 42 00:00:52,718 --> 00:00:54,466 Status update, Rosa. 43 00:00:54,507 --> 00:00:55,590 How are the flowers? 44 00:00:55,632 --> 00:00:57,171 I don't know. 45 00:00:57,212 --> 00:00:58,670 Yellow. 46 00:00:57,212 --> 00:00:58,670 Terr-bear? 47 00:00:58,712 --> 00:01:00,168 I had my tuxedo altered 48 00:01:00,209 --> 00:01:01,584 to make it tighter 49 00:01:00,209 --> 00:01:01,584 like you wanted. 50 00:01:01,626 --> 00:01:02,875 Delicious. 51 00:01:02,916 --> 00:01:05,455 Jake, have you checked in 52 00:01:02,916 --> 00:01:05,455 with the jeweler? 53 00:01:05,496 --> 00:01:06,662 Yes. 54 00:01:05,496 --> 00:01:06,662 They said the ring 55 00:01:06,704 --> 00:01:08,243 will be ready at 2:00 56 00:01:06,704 --> 00:01:08,243 on the wedding day. 57 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:09,909 I'm gonna pick it up 58 00:01:08,285 --> 00:01:09,909 on my way to the ceremony. 59 00:01:09,949 --> 00:01:11,490 This is very important, Jake. 60 00:01:11,532 --> 00:01:12,906 Are you sure 61 00:01:11,532 --> 00:01:12,906 you can handle it? 62 00:01:12,946 --> 00:01:14,321 Uh, well, let's see. 63 00:01:14,362 --> 00:01:16,611 Easy, last-minute, 64 00:01:14,362 --> 00:01:16,611 and crucial as hell. 65 00:01:16,652 --> 00:01:18,317 Meets all 66 00:01:16,652 --> 00:01:18,317 the Peralta criteria. 67 00:01:18,358 --> 00:01:19,899 Good. 68 00:01:18,358 --> 00:01:19,899 These tasks 69 00:01:19,939 --> 00:01:22,354 are top priority 70 00:01:19,939 --> 00:01:22,354 around here, people. 71 00:01:22,396 --> 00:01:24,477 I don't care how many 72 00:01:22,396 --> 00:01:24,477 criminals go free. 73 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:26,225 All right? 74 00:01:24,519 --> 00:01:26,225 Dismissed. 75 00:01:26,267 --> 00:01:27,766 Uh, I'm not done 76 00:01:26,267 --> 00:01:27,766 with my briefing yet. 77 00:01:27,808 --> 00:01:29,472 I said dismissed! 78 00:01:50,493 --> 00:01:52,866 Guys, guess who 79 00:01:50,493 --> 00:01:52,866 I'm about to see. 80 00:01:52,906 --> 00:01:55,613 The Bubes? 81 00:01:52,906 --> 00:01:55,613 Michael Buble? 82 00:01:55,655 --> 00:01:57,444 Okay, you're the only one 83 00:01:55,655 --> 00:01:57,444 who calls him that. 84 00:01:57,486 --> 00:02:00,275 And no. 85 00:01:57,486 --> 00:02:00,275 Jenny Gildenhorn. 86 00:02:00,316 --> 00:02:01,774 The girl who dumped you 87 00:02:00,316 --> 00:02:01,774 at your bar mitzvah? 88 00:02:01,816 --> 00:02:05,603 Yes. I can still see 89 00:02:01,816 --> 00:02:05,603 her slow-dancing 90 00:02:01,816 --> 00:02:05,603 with Eddie Fung. 91 00:02:10,515 --> 00:02:12,471 I'll never forgive that bitch 92 00:02:10,515 --> 00:02:12,471 for what she did to you. 93 00:02:12,513 --> 00:02:15,093 Well, you better 94 00:02:12,513 --> 00:02:15,093 forgive her because 95 00:02:12,513 --> 00:02:15,093 she's about to become, 96 00:02:15,134 --> 00:02:16,467 uh, my girlfriend. 97 00:02:16,509 --> 00:02:18,090 Turns out Gina's mom 98 00:02:16,509 --> 00:02:18,090 is friends 99 00:02:18,131 --> 00:02:19,381 with Jenny Gildenhorn's mom, 100 00:02:19,422 --> 00:02:20,838 and Jenny is gonna be 101 00:02:19,422 --> 00:02:20,838 at the wedding. 102 00:02:20,878 --> 00:02:22,753 That's right. 103 00:02:20,878 --> 00:02:22,753 I'm finally gonna get 104 00:02:22,795 --> 00:02:25,208 the slow-dance 105 00:02:22,795 --> 00:02:25,208 that Fung denied me. 106 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:26,499 Is she even single? 107 00:02:25,250 --> 00:02:26,499 Uh-huh. 108 00:02:26,541 --> 00:02:28,455 For the first time 109 00:02:26,541 --> 00:02:28,455 since we were 13. 110 00:02:28,497 --> 00:02:30,703 Eddie Fung was replaced 111 00:02:28,497 --> 00:02:30,703 by Colin Brandow, 112 00:02:30,745 --> 00:02:32,284 then Ethan Stokes, 113 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:34,741 then Tanya Astor, 114 00:02:32,326 --> 00:02:34,741 don't tell her mother, 115 00:02:34,783 --> 00:02:36,364 then she met her husband, 116 00:02:34,783 --> 00:02:36,364 Matt Hench, 117 00:02:36,405 --> 00:02:38,570 who she divorced 118 00:02:36,405 --> 00:02:38,570 three months ago. 119 00:02:38,612 --> 00:02:40,276 Probably because 120 00:02:38,612 --> 00:02:40,276 he's a major loser. 121 00:02:40,318 --> 00:02:43,273 I mean, Assistant 122 00:02:40,318 --> 00:02:43,273 U.S. Attorney? 123 00:02:40,318 --> 00:02:43,273 Get a real job. 124 00:02:43,315 --> 00:02:44,439 You really kept tabs 125 00:02:43,315 --> 00:02:44,439 on her, huh? 126 00:02:44,481 --> 00:02:46,187 It's most of what 127 00:02:44,481 --> 00:02:46,187 I do here. 128 00:02:46,229 --> 00:02:49,351 A-ee. A-ee. 129 00:02:46,229 --> 00:02:49,351 A-ee. A-ee. 130 00:02:49,392 --> 00:02:51,307 What's happening? 131 00:02:49,392 --> 00:02:51,307 Is Charles having 132 00:02:49,392 --> 00:02:51,307 a stroke? 133 00:02:51,349 --> 00:02:52,556 No, he's warning me 134 00:02:51,349 --> 00:02:52,556 you're here 135 00:02:52,598 --> 00:02:53,722 so I won't talk 136 00:02:52,598 --> 00:02:53,722 about other girls. 137 00:02:53,764 --> 00:02:56,052 Just thought it might be 138 00:02:53,764 --> 00:02:56,052 weird for you, 139 00:02:56,093 --> 00:02:57,259 because of your history. 140 00:02:57,301 --> 00:02:59,174 It's not weird at all. 141 00:02:57,301 --> 00:02:59,174 Yeah. 142 00:02:59,216 --> 00:03:01,214 I told Amy I liked her, 143 00:02:59,216 --> 00:03:01,214 she told me she was deeply 144 00:03:01,255 --> 00:03:03,128 in love with me, 145 00:03:01,255 --> 00:03:03,128 and it's all in the past. 146 00:03:03,170 --> 00:03:05,585 I did not say "love" 147 00:03:03,170 --> 00:03:05,585 or "deeply." 148 00:03:05,627 --> 00:03:08,624 It's in the past, Amy. 149 00:03:05,627 --> 00:03:08,624 Move on! 150 00:03:11,078 --> 00:03:13,202 Rosa, I had a question 151 00:03:11,078 --> 00:03:13,202 about Marcus and the wedding. 152 00:03:13,243 --> 00:03:14,367 I'm not bringing Marcus. 153 00:03:14,409 --> 00:03:15,533 You guys broke up, huh? 154 00:03:15,575 --> 00:03:18,071 Mm, just hit it 155 00:03:15,575 --> 00:03:18,071 and quit it. 156 00:03:18,113 --> 00:03:19,779 We are so similar. 157 00:03:19,819 --> 00:03:22,193 We did not break up. 158 00:03:19,819 --> 00:03:22,193 I'm just not totally sold 159 00:03:22,234 --> 00:03:23,442 on the relationship yet, 160 00:03:22,234 --> 00:03:23,442 and I don't wanna bring him 161 00:03:23,484 --> 00:03:24,774 to some stupid wedding 162 00:03:23,484 --> 00:03:24,774 where he might get 163 00:03:24,814 --> 00:03:26,189 all romantic and say, 164 00:03:24,814 --> 00:03:26,189 "I love you." 165 00:03:26,230 --> 00:03:27,521 I mean, what am I 166 00:03:26,230 --> 00:03:27,521 supposed to do then? 167 00:03:27,563 --> 00:03:29,352 Say "I love you" back? 168 00:03:29,394 --> 00:03:31,184 I've only said "I love you" 169 00:03:29,394 --> 00:03:31,184 to three people. 170 00:03:31,225 --> 00:03:33,056 My mom, my dad, 171 00:03:31,225 --> 00:03:33,056 and my dying grandpa. 172 00:03:33,098 --> 00:03:34,181 And one of those 173 00:03:33,098 --> 00:03:34,181 I regret. 174 00:03:34,222 --> 00:03:35,597 Which one? 175 00:03:34,222 --> 00:03:35,597 Grandpa. 176 00:03:35,638 --> 00:03:37,470 He beat cancer, 177 00:03:35,638 --> 00:03:37,470 so now I look like an idiot. 178 00:03:37,511 --> 00:03:39,176 Wow, man. 179 00:03:39,217 --> 00:03:41,382 Would either of you 180 00:03:39,217 --> 00:03:41,382 like a starring role 181 00:03:41,424 --> 00:03:43,088 in the wedding 182 00:03:41,424 --> 00:03:43,088 of the century? 183 00:03:43,130 --> 00:03:44,671 I already told you, 184 00:03:43,130 --> 00:03:44,671 I'm not go-go dancing. 185 00:03:44,713 --> 00:03:46,711 Well, someone's 186 00:03:44,713 --> 00:03:46,711 getting in that cage. 187 00:03:46,752 --> 00:03:49,666 But more importantly, 188 00:03:46,752 --> 00:03:49,666 my mom's priest dropped out, 189 00:03:49,708 --> 00:03:52,288 so I need one of you two 190 00:03:49,708 --> 00:03:52,288 to step up. 191 00:03:52,329 --> 00:03:54,494 Who would be better equipped 192 00:03:54,536 --> 00:03:57,741 to deliver a heartfelt, 193 00:03:54,536 --> 00:03:57,741 emotional speech about love? 194 00:03:57,781 --> 00:03:59,656 I have to imagine 195 00:03:57,781 --> 00:03:59,656 it's not me. 196 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:02,486 I could do it. 197 00:03:59,698 --> 00:04:02,486 I'm already ordained. 198 00:04:02,528 --> 00:04:06,691 Mario, Karen, yesterday 199 00:04:02,528 --> 00:04:06,691 was chest and shoulders. 200 00:04:06,732 --> 00:04:09,062 Today, and for the rest 201 00:04:06,732 --> 00:04:09,062 of your life, 202 00:04:09,104 --> 00:04:10,603 it's heart and soul. 203 00:04:10,645 --> 00:04:12,643 Smart. 204 00:04:10,645 --> 00:04:12,643 You tailored the ceremony 205 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:15,098 to the bride 206 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:15,098 and groom's interests. 207 00:04:15,140 --> 00:04:18,178 Yeah. Yeah. 208 00:04:15,140 --> 00:04:18,178 That's totally what I was doing. 209 00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:19,594 I mean, working out 210 00:04:18,220 --> 00:04:19,594 is not the only thing 211 00:04:19,636 --> 00:04:21,551 I feel comfortable 212 00:04:19,636 --> 00:04:21,551 talking about. 213 00:04:21,592 --> 00:04:24,714 Uh, what would you say is your 214 00:04:21,592 --> 00:04:24,714 mom's favorite move at the gym? 215 00:04:24,754 --> 00:04:28,085 My mom likes champagne, 216 00:04:24,754 --> 00:04:28,085 baked ziti, the Bahamas. 217 00:04:28,127 --> 00:04:30,998 Charles's dad probably lives 218 00:04:28,127 --> 00:04:30,998 under a bridge 219 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,080 and uses a puddle 220 00:04:31,040 --> 00:04:33,080 as a mirror. 221 00:04:33,122 --> 00:04:35,161 I don't know. 222 00:04:33,122 --> 00:04:35,161 You figure it out. 223 00:04:36,244 --> 00:04:37,410 Okay. 224 00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:39,032 I got the ring. 225 00:04:37,451 --> 00:04:39,032 Let's go. 226 00:04:39,074 --> 00:04:42,071 Okay, thanks. 227 00:04:39,074 --> 00:04:42,071 Try to stay off heroin. 228 00:04:42,113 --> 00:04:43,654 Your mom? 229 00:04:42,113 --> 00:04:43,654 No. 230 00:04:43,695 --> 00:04:45,443 That was my informant. 231 00:04:43,695 --> 00:04:45,443 She spotted my counterfeiter 232 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:47,274 four blocks from here. 233 00:04:45,485 --> 00:04:47,274 We have to go check it out. 234 00:04:47,316 --> 00:04:49,064 Uh, but I wanted to get to 235 00:04:47,316 --> 00:04:49,064 the wedding early 236 00:04:49,106 --> 00:04:51,145 and reserve a seat so Jenny 237 00:04:49,106 --> 00:04:51,145 can sit on my right side. 238 00:04:51,187 --> 00:04:52,436 I'm been practicing 239 00:04:51,187 --> 00:04:52,436 my crying 240 00:04:52,478 --> 00:04:54,309 and it turns out 241 00:04:52,478 --> 00:04:54,309 this is my juicier duct. 242 00:04:54,351 --> 00:04:56,972 Please? I've been chasing 243 00:04:54,351 --> 00:04:56,972 this guy for two years. 244 00:04:57,014 --> 00:04:58,305 What if it was 245 00:04:57,014 --> 00:04:58,305 your collar? 246 00:04:58,347 --> 00:04:59,554 I would have caught him 247 00:04:58,347 --> 00:04:59,554 nine months ago 248 00:04:59,596 --> 00:05:01,594 in a shootout on top 249 00:04:59,596 --> 00:05:01,594 of a ferris wheel. 250 00:05:01,636 --> 00:05:04,174 Minsk is my nemesis. 251 00:05:04,216 --> 00:05:06,089 He's my Eddie Fung. 252 00:05:06,130 --> 00:05:07,296 Fung. 253 00:05:07,338 --> 00:05:08,420 All right, 254 00:05:07,338 --> 00:05:08,420 that I understand. 255 00:05:08,462 --> 00:05:09,918 We'll check out 256 00:05:08,462 --> 00:05:09,918 your lead, 257 00:05:09,959 --> 00:05:11,042 then we'll go 258 00:05:09,959 --> 00:05:11,042 to the wedding. 259 00:05:11,084 --> 00:05:13,165 Let's go find 260 00:05:11,084 --> 00:05:13,165 Eddie Fung. 261 00:05:13,207 --> 00:05:15,080 Minsk. 262 00:05:13,207 --> 00:05:15,080 Right. Minsk. 263 00:05:15,121 --> 00:05:16,621 Fung. 264 00:05:16,662 --> 00:05:20,408 Oh, Regina, everything is 265 00:05:16,662 --> 00:05:20,408 so beautiful. 266 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:22,573 Well, as long as you're happy, 267 00:05:20,450 --> 00:05:22,573 I'm happy. 268 00:05:22,615 --> 00:05:24,279 Rosa, ah, there you are. 269 00:05:24,321 --> 00:05:26,069 Can you help my dad 270 00:05:24,321 --> 00:05:26,069 with his cuff links? 271 00:05:26,110 --> 00:05:28,067 Sure. 272 00:05:26,110 --> 00:05:28,067 I would do it, 273 00:05:26,110 --> 00:05:28,067 but it's bad luck 274 00:05:28,108 --> 00:05:29,898 for a boy to see his father 275 00:05:28,108 --> 00:05:29,898 on his wedding day. 276 00:05:29,939 --> 00:05:31,272 Oh, well, in that case, 277 00:05:29,939 --> 00:05:31,272 no. 278 00:05:31,314 --> 00:05:33,479 Rosa, please. 279 00:05:31,314 --> 00:05:33,479 It's a slippery slope 280 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,602 from uncuffed sleeves 281 00:05:33,520 --> 00:05:35,602 to Lynn just wearing 282 00:05:35,643 --> 00:05:37,890 an old turtleneck 283 00:05:35,643 --> 00:05:37,890 down the aisle. 284 00:05:37,931 --> 00:05:40,305 Actually, my dad 285 00:05:37,931 --> 00:05:40,305 can really rock a turtleneck. 286 00:05:40,347 --> 00:05:42,636 Gives him a sexy 287 00:05:40,347 --> 00:05:42,636 Elliott Gould vibe. 288 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,092 Charles, shut up. 289 00:05:44,134 --> 00:05:46,466 Rosa, go find Lynn Boyle 290 00:05:44,134 --> 00:05:46,466 and cuff his ass. 291 00:05:46,507 --> 00:05:48,547 There you go. 292 00:05:46,507 --> 00:05:48,547 Thanks. 293 00:05:48,589 --> 00:05:50,462 You nervous? 294 00:05:48,589 --> 00:05:50,462 Oh, not at all. 295 00:05:50,503 --> 00:05:53,874 I love Darlene Linetti 296 00:05:50,503 --> 00:05:53,874 with all my parts. 297 00:05:53,915 --> 00:05:55,540 Wow. 298 00:05:53,915 --> 00:05:55,540 I can't ever imagine 299 00:05:55,582 --> 00:05:57,455 being with someone 300 00:05:55,582 --> 00:05:57,455 and not having any doubts. 301 00:05:57,496 --> 00:05:59,036 I have little doubts. 302 00:05:59,077 --> 00:06:00,493 Tiny little doubts. 303 00:06:00,535 --> 00:06:02,241 You think that's 304 00:06:00,535 --> 00:06:02,241 a problem? 305 00:06:02,283 --> 00:06:03,864 I mean, not if you're sure 306 00:06:02,283 --> 00:06:03,864 she's the one. 307 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,196 Yes. 308 00:06:03,905 --> 00:06:05,196 Of course. 309 00:06:05,238 --> 00:06:07,445 But I was sure about 310 00:06:05,238 --> 00:06:07,445 my five other weddings, too. 311 00:06:07,486 --> 00:06:09,568 Please, don't tell Charles. 312 00:06:09,609 --> 00:06:11,981 He only... he only knows 313 00:06:09,609 --> 00:06:11,981 about three. 314 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:15,020 Back-to-back Catfish 315 00:06:12,023 --> 00:06:15,020 situations, you know? 316 00:06:15,061 --> 00:06:18,142 Same kid both times 317 00:06:15,061 --> 00:06:18,142 actually. 318 00:06:15,061 --> 00:06:18,142 That's okay. 319 00:06:18,183 --> 00:06:20,181 Just took you a while 320 00:06:18,183 --> 00:06:20,181 to get it right. 321 00:06:20,223 --> 00:06:22,928 Yeah, or maybe I'm just 322 00:06:20,223 --> 00:06:22,928 doing the same thing 323 00:06:22,970 --> 00:06:25,010 over and over again. 324 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:28,132 Lynn Boyle rushes headlong 325 00:06:25,051 --> 00:06:28,132 into another mistake. 326 00:06:28,173 --> 00:06:30,005 Like that time 327 00:06:28,173 --> 00:06:30,005 I tried water aerobics 328 00:06:30,046 --> 00:06:33,544 and I broke my neck. 329 00:06:33,585 --> 00:06:35,166 This is a disaster. 330 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:37,248 All right, I'm gonna 331 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:37,248 go get Charles. 332 00:06:37,290 --> 00:06:39,371 I wonder what Jenny Gildenhorn 333 00:06:37,290 --> 00:06:39,371 will be wearing tonight. 334 00:06:39,413 --> 00:06:40,952 Do you think she'll be in her 335 00:06:39,413 --> 00:06:40,952 high school 336 00:06:40,994 --> 00:06:42,825 field hockey uniform? 337 00:06:40,994 --> 00:06:42,825 That'd be crazy, right? 338 00:06:42,866 --> 00:06:45,073 Yes, it'd be crazy if that's 339 00:06:42,866 --> 00:06:45,073 what she wears to a wedding. 340 00:06:45,115 --> 00:06:46,531 Yeah, you're right. 341 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:49,236 Ah, well, I hate to say it, 342 00:06:46,572 --> 00:06:49,236 but there's no sign of Minsk. 343 00:06:49,278 --> 00:06:51,234 We should really get going. 344 00:06:49,278 --> 00:06:51,234 Jenny awaits. 345 00:06:51,276 --> 00:06:53,274 Oh, my God. 346 00:06:51,276 --> 00:06:53,274 Look! 347 00:06:53,315 --> 00:06:54,938 Fung. 348 00:06:53,315 --> 00:06:54,938 Minsk! 349 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:56,229 Right, Minsk. 350 00:06:54,980 --> 00:06:56,229 I know it's Minsk. 351 00:06:56,271 --> 00:06:57,270 Let's go! 352 00:07:01,764 --> 00:07:03,180 Clear. 353 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:04,429 He's gotta be in here 354 00:07:03,222 --> 00:07:04,429 somewhere. 355 00:07:04,471 --> 00:07:06,759 Clear. 356 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,424 I love this. 357 00:07:06,801 --> 00:07:09,424 Tux on, gun out. 358 00:07:09,466 --> 00:07:10,838 I feel like James Bond 359 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,753 and you're my mysterious 360 00:07:10,880 --> 00:07:12,753 femme fatale 361 00:07:12,795 --> 00:07:16,084 that I've been 362 00:07:12,795 --> 00:07:16,084 partnered with, Maxi Pads. 363 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:17,458 Maxi Pads? 364 00:07:16,125 --> 00:07:17,458 I don't know! 365 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:18,705 I didn't want to make 366 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:18,705 the name too sexual 367 00:07:18,747 --> 00:07:19,788 and I panicked! 368 00:07:22,618 --> 00:07:24,368 Clear. 369 00:07:22,618 --> 00:07:24,368 If we catch this guy 370 00:07:24,409 --> 00:07:26,199 in the next 15 minutes, 371 00:07:24,409 --> 00:07:26,199 we can still make the wedding. 372 00:07:26,241 --> 00:07:28,405 So what's your opening line 373 00:07:26,241 --> 00:07:28,405 gonna be with Jenny Gildenhorn? 374 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:30,818 I was thinking I'd go with, 375 00:07:28,447 --> 00:07:30,818 "Jamie Gordenhorn?" 376 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:32,485 You know, make it seem like 377 00:07:30,860 --> 00:07:32,485 I haven't been staring at her 378 00:07:32,526 --> 00:07:34,149 on the Internet 379 00:07:32,526 --> 00:07:34,149 for the past 20 years. 380 00:07:34,191 --> 00:07:36,439 Or you could call her 381 00:07:34,191 --> 00:07:36,439 by her real name. 382 00:07:36,481 --> 00:07:38,312 Girls like that. 383 00:07:36,481 --> 00:07:38,312 I don't know. 384 00:07:38,354 --> 00:07:40,393 I think girls like 385 00:07:38,354 --> 00:07:40,393 being deceived. 386 00:07:40,435 --> 00:07:42,391 No? 387 00:07:40,435 --> 00:07:42,391 Okay. 388 00:07:43,722 --> 00:07:45,553 Clear. 389 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:48,260 So, you're really okay with me 390 00:07:45,595 --> 00:07:48,260 and Jenny Gildenhorn, huh? 391 00:07:48,302 --> 00:07:49,301 Totally. 392 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:50,425 Stuff with us 393 00:07:49,343 --> 00:07:50,425 is in the past. 394 00:07:50,467 --> 00:07:52,131 We talked about that. 395 00:07:50,467 --> 00:07:52,131 I know. 396 00:07:52,173 --> 00:07:54,213 But that was before you 397 00:07:52,173 --> 00:07:54,213 saw me in this dope-ass tux. 398 00:07:54,254 --> 00:07:55,503 I mean, you must be 399 00:07:54,254 --> 00:07:55,503 freaking out. 400 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:58,417 Oh, I am. 401 00:07:55,543 --> 00:07:58,417 I'm really into rented clothes. 402 00:07:58,459 --> 00:07:59,706 I love how many butts 403 00:07:58,459 --> 00:07:59,706 have been in them. 404 00:07:59,748 --> 00:08:01,372 I know you're 405 00:07:59,748 --> 00:08:01,372 making fun of me, 406 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,162 but that sexy voice 407 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,162 is kinda getting me going. 408 00:08:03,204 --> 00:08:05,575 But more importantly, this is 409 00:08:03,204 --> 00:08:05,575 a fancy outfit, all right? 410 00:08:05,617 --> 00:08:07,241 I sprang for the 411 00:08:05,617 --> 00:08:07,241 three button jacket. 412 00:08:07,283 --> 00:08:08,780 It was $8 extra. 413 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:10,820 He's heading for the alley. 414 00:08:13,444 --> 00:08:17,356 Whoa, hey. 415 00:08:13,444 --> 00:08:17,356 Dad, it's your son 416 00:08:13,444 --> 00:08:17,356 under here. 417 00:08:17,398 --> 00:08:18,520 Charles Boyle. 418 00:08:18,562 --> 00:08:20,437 Rosa said you had 419 00:08:18,562 --> 00:08:20,437 a personal question. 420 00:08:20,478 --> 00:08:22,641 No, I'm not. I'm not. 421 00:08:20,478 --> 00:08:22,641 I'm just second-guessing 422 00:08:22,683 --> 00:08:24,639 every decision I ever made. 423 00:08:24,681 --> 00:08:27,096 Oh, my God, why did I buy 424 00:08:24,681 --> 00:08:27,096 a cube-shaped car? 425 00:08:27,138 --> 00:08:29,428 Because you love it. 426 00:08:27,138 --> 00:08:29,428 Dad, listen... 427 00:08:27,138 --> 00:08:29,428 Oh! 428 00:08:29,469 --> 00:08:31,757 Let's just sit down... 429 00:08:29,469 --> 00:08:31,757 Oh! 430 00:08:31,799 --> 00:08:33,755 Screw a 2,000-year-old 431 00:08:31,799 --> 00:08:33,755 tradition. 432 00:08:33,797 --> 00:08:37,170 I'm taking the bag off. 433 00:08:37,211 --> 00:08:39,209 Okay, Dad, listen. 434 00:08:39,251 --> 00:08:41,249 Everyone gets nervous. 435 00:08:39,251 --> 00:08:41,249 Everyone gets cold feet. 436 00:08:41,291 --> 00:08:43,495 I was nervous 437 00:08:41,291 --> 00:08:43,495 before I married Eleanor. 438 00:08:43,537 --> 00:08:45,120 She ended up 439 00:08:43,537 --> 00:08:45,120 cheating on you 440 00:08:45,162 --> 00:08:46,659 with the guy from 441 00:08:45,162 --> 00:08:46,659 the mattress commercials. 442 00:08:46,701 --> 00:08:48,657 Sleepy Stu? 443 00:08:46,701 --> 00:08:48,657 Don't bring up 444 00:08:46,701 --> 00:08:48,657 Sleepy Stu. 445 00:08:48,699 --> 00:08:50,407 Rosa thinks I should 446 00:08:48,699 --> 00:08:50,407 call off the wedding. 447 00:08:50,448 --> 00:08:51,696 That is not what I said. 448 00:08:51,737 --> 00:08:53,195 This is why I don't talk 449 00:08:51,737 --> 00:08:53,195 to people. 450 00:08:53,237 --> 00:08:54,484 I just asked him 451 00:08:53,237 --> 00:08:54,484 if he was feeling nervous. 452 00:08:54,526 --> 00:08:57,565 Rosa, you know how suggestible 453 00:08:54,526 --> 00:08:57,565 Boyle men are. 454 00:08:57,606 --> 00:08:59,439 I saw one Samuel L. Jackson 455 00:08:57,606 --> 00:08:59,439 movie, 456 00:08:59,479 --> 00:09:02,103 and I work a Kangol hat 457 00:08:59,479 --> 00:09:02,103 for three years. 458 00:09:02,145 --> 00:09:04,143 Ah! 459 00:09:02,145 --> 00:09:04,143 There has been a mix-up 460 00:09:04,184 --> 00:09:06,597 and the caterer has cooked 461 00:09:04,184 --> 00:09:06,597 one of the doves, 462 00:09:06,639 --> 00:09:09,304 so I need some good news. 463 00:09:09,346 --> 00:09:10,468 How is that speech going? 464 00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:11,634 Do you want to hear it? 465 00:09:10,510 --> 00:09:11,634 Yes. 466 00:09:11,676 --> 00:09:13,342 "Darlene and Lynn, 467 00:09:13,384 --> 00:09:17,088 "I want you to remember 468 00:09:13,384 --> 00:09:17,088 the words of Luther Vandross: 469 00:09:17,130 --> 00:09:22,623 "'A thousand kisses 470 00:09:17,130 --> 00:09:22,623 from you... 471 00:09:22,665 --> 00:09:26,204 "'A thousand kisses from you 472 00:09:26,246 --> 00:09:29,326 "'is never too much...'" 473 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:30,698 Every time he reads it, 474 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:30,698 he breaks down. 475 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:33,072 I thought you had 476 00:09:30,740 --> 00:09:33,072 done this before. 477 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,527 Well, yeah, but that was just 478 00:09:33,114 --> 00:09:35,527 workout metaphors. 479 00:09:35,568 --> 00:09:37,110 You told me to get gorgeous 480 00:09:35,568 --> 00:09:37,110 with it, 481 00:09:37,151 --> 00:09:39,316 and it took me to some 482 00:09:37,151 --> 00:09:39,316 very real places. 483 00:09:39,358 --> 00:09:42,021 Terry, I'm sorry, 484 00:09:39,358 --> 00:09:42,021 but you're fired. 485 00:09:42,063 --> 00:09:43,519 Captain, the speech is yours. 486 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:46,933 It needs to be emotional 487 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:46,933 and poetic. 488 00:09:46,974 --> 00:09:47,932 Can you do it? 489 00:09:47,973 --> 00:09:49,139 Well, my first Captain 490 00:09:49,181 --> 00:09:51,427 used to call me 491 00:09:49,181 --> 00:09:51,427 Emily Dickinson. 492 00:09:51,469 --> 00:09:53,260 Great. 493 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,590 Of course, he meant it as 494 00:09:53,302 --> 00:09:55,590 an insult about my sexuality, 495 00:09:55,632 --> 00:09:57,173 but don't worry. 496 00:09:57,215 --> 00:10:00,212 I am good at emotion. 497 00:10:04,124 --> 00:10:07,246 NYPD! 498 00:10:04,124 --> 00:10:07,246 We know you're here, Minsk! 499 00:10:07,288 --> 00:10:09,078 Freeze! 500 00:10:09,119 --> 00:10:11,076 Hey! 501 00:10:16,196 --> 00:10:19,649 Gregor Minsk, 502 00:10:16,196 --> 00:10:19,649 you're under arrest. 503 00:10:19,691 --> 00:10:21,191 Oh! 504 00:10:21,232 --> 00:10:22,396 I can't let Jenny see me 505 00:10:21,232 --> 00:10:22,396 like this. 506 00:10:22,438 --> 00:10:23,479 I ripped my cummerbund. 507 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,561 It's okay. 508 00:10:23,520 --> 00:10:24,561 I have an extra one. 509 00:10:24,603 --> 00:10:26,144 You can borrow it. 510 00:10:26,186 --> 00:10:28,891 From my high school 511 00:10:26,186 --> 00:10:28,891 jazz band uniform. 512 00:10:28,932 --> 00:10:30,015 I'm only gonna tell you this 513 00:10:30,057 --> 00:10:31,387 because you were 514 00:10:30,057 --> 00:10:31,387 a great partner today. 515 00:10:31,429 --> 00:10:32,553 Uh-huh? 516 00:10:32,595 --> 00:10:35,884 I played French horn. 517 00:10:35,925 --> 00:10:36,883 I still do. 518 00:10:36,924 --> 00:10:43,294 Oh, whaaaaaaaaat? 519 00:10:43,335 --> 00:10:45,415 The guests are all here 520 00:10:43,335 --> 00:10:45,415 and nothing is ready. 521 00:10:45,457 --> 00:10:48,370 We don't have a ring, the cake 522 00:10:45,457 --> 00:10:48,370 says, "Darlene and Lunn," 523 00:10:48,412 --> 00:10:50,078 and the smoke machine 524 00:10:48,412 --> 00:10:50,078 is not working. 525 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,243 I could crouch by the altar 526 00:10:50,120 --> 00:10:52,243 and vape. 527 00:10:52,285 --> 00:10:54,448 You are a stone-cold atrocity. 528 00:10:54,489 --> 00:10:58,195 Okay, we just need to make sure 529 00:10:54,489 --> 00:10:58,195 nothing else goes wrong. 530 00:10:58,237 --> 00:10:59,194 Charles... 531 00:10:58,237 --> 00:10:59,194 Hmm? 532 00:10:59,236 --> 00:11:01,357 Where is your dad? 533 00:10:59,236 --> 00:11:01,357 Where is Lunn? 534 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,605 Um, he's still having a little 535 00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,605 trouble with his cuff links. 536 00:11:03,647 --> 00:11:06,229 You know us Boyle men 537 00:11:03,647 --> 00:11:06,229 and our clumsy ham hands. 538 00:11:06,271 --> 00:11:07,601 Please say you're not 539 00:11:06,271 --> 00:11:07,601 gonna reference 540 00:11:07,643 --> 00:11:09,184 your ham hands in your toast. 541 00:11:09,226 --> 00:11:11,347 Well, you made me take out 542 00:11:09,226 --> 00:11:11,347 the brother-sister sex stuff, 543 00:11:11,389 --> 00:11:13,345 so there was this big hole 544 00:11:11,389 --> 00:11:13,345 on page 18. 545 00:11:13,387 --> 00:11:15,012 Page 18? 546 00:11:13,387 --> 00:11:15,012 Made it! 547 00:11:15,053 --> 00:11:17,508 Made it in time. 548 00:11:15,053 --> 00:11:17,508 Ew, Amy! 549 00:11:17,550 --> 00:11:19,339 Your dress is filthy. 550 00:11:19,381 --> 00:11:21,963 Luckily I brought you 551 00:11:19,381 --> 00:11:21,963 a spare outfit. 552 00:11:19,381 --> 00:11:21,963 Hmm? 553 00:11:22,005 --> 00:11:23,335 I knew I was gonna hate 554 00:11:22,005 --> 00:11:23,335 whatever you chose. 555 00:11:23,377 --> 00:11:25,333 Oh, my God. 556 00:11:23,377 --> 00:11:25,333 It's Jenny. 557 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:27,498 She's here. 558 00:11:25,375 --> 00:11:27,498 Okay, how do I look? 559 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:29,830 You look great. 560 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:29,830 Go get her, Bond. 561 00:11:29,871 --> 00:11:33,325 Thanks, Maxi Pads. 562 00:11:33,367 --> 00:11:34,992 Jenny Gildenhorn? 563 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:36,199 I didn't know you were 564 00:11:35,033 --> 00:11:36,199 coming to this. 565 00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:38,239 Jake Peralta? 566 00:11:36,241 --> 00:11:38,239 Yeah. 567 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,486 Oh, my God. 568 00:11:38,280 --> 00:11:39,486 How are you? 569 00:11:39,528 --> 00:11:41,027 I'm good. 570 00:11:39,528 --> 00:11:41,027 I'm good. 571 00:11:41,069 --> 00:11:42,193 Wow. 572 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,816 Oh, sorry I'm 573 00:11:42,235 --> 00:11:43,816 a little bit ruffled. 574 00:11:43,857 --> 00:11:46,189 I arrested a very dangerous 575 00:11:43,857 --> 00:11:46,189 counterfeiter on my way here. 576 00:11:46,231 --> 00:11:47,436 Ah, look at that. 577 00:11:47,478 --> 00:11:49,186 One of my three jacket buttons 578 00:11:47,478 --> 00:11:49,186 is unbuttoned. 579 00:11:49,228 --> 00:11:50,475 Must have happened 580 00:11:49,228 --> 00:11:50,475 during the fight. 581 00:11:50,517 --> 00:11:52,473 That's embarrassing. 582 00:11:52,515 --> 00:11:55,180 Hey, I don't know anyone here. 583 00:11:52,515 --> 00:11:55,180 Want to sit together? 584 00:11:55,222 --> 00:11:57,053 Uh, yes, I would. 585 00:11:57,095 --> 00:11:58,467 After you. 586 00:11:58,509 --> 00:12:00,050 Uh, Jake, wait! 587 00:12:00,092 --> 00:12:01,923 What are you doing? 588 00:12:00,092 --> 00:12:01,923 Give me the ring. 589 00:12:01,965 --> 00:12:03,337 You sound like Gollum. 590 00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:05,212 That means nothing to me. 591 00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:05,212 I don't see those movies. 592 00:12:05,253 --> 00:12:06,459 I'm too pretty. 593 00:12:05,253 --> 00:12:06,459 Okay. 594 00:12:06,501 --> 00:12:07,875 Well, not to worry. 595 00:12:07,917 --> 00:12:09,289 I've got the ring right here. 596 00:12:09,331 --> 00:12:10,789 Nope. 597 00:12:09,331 --> 00:12:10,789 Those are my mints. 598 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:11,955 I eat mints. 599 00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:11,955 No big deal. 600 00:12:11,996 --> 00:12:15,533 Um... uh-huh... 601 00:12:15,575 --> 00:12:16,783 I lost the ring. 602 00:12:16,824 --> 00:12:18,074 Oh, my God. 603 00:12:16,824 --> 00:12:18,074 Oh, my God. 604 00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:20,904 I must have dropped the ring 605 00:12:20,946 --> 00:12:21,861 somewhere around here 606 00:12:20,946 --> 00:12:21,861 during the takedown. 607 00:12:21,903 --> 00:12:23,692 I'm so stupid! 608 00:12:21,903 --> 00:12:23,692 No, it's my fault. 609 00:12:23,734 --> 00:12:24,858 I made us go after Minsk. 610 00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:26,191 Please don't climb in here. 611 00:12:26,232 --> 00:12:27,355 I don't want you 612 00:12:26,232 --> 00:12:27,355 smelling like garbage 613 00:12:27,396 --> 00:12:28,896 for your slow-dance 614 00:12:27,396 --> 00:12:28,896 with Jenny Gildenhorn. 615 00:12:28,938 --> 00:12:30,310 Oh, don't worry. 616 00:12:28,938 --> 00:12:30,310 The only thing 617 00:12:30,352 --> 00:12:32,266 I'm gonna smell like 618 00:12:30,352 --> 00:12:32,266 is the Jason Priestly cologne 619 00:12:32,308 --> 00:12:33,599 I wore in middle school. 620 00:12:33,641 --> 00:12:36,346 It's just called "Brandon," 621 00:12:33,641 --> 00:12:36,346 and it is overpowering. 622 00:12:36,387 --> 00:12:38,302 Jake! Look! 623 00:12:38,344 --> 00:12:39,843 Oh, my God! 624 00:12:38,344 --> 00:12:39,843 You found it! 625 00:12:39,885 --> 00:12:40,842 And you're on one knee. 626 00:12:40,884 --> 00:12:43,174 Are you proposing? 627 00:12:40,884 --> 00:12:43,174 Yes. 628 00:12:43,215 --> 00:12:45,295 Will you, Jacob Peralta, 629 00:12:43,215 --> 00:12:45,295 accept this ring 630 00:12:45,337 --> 00:12:47,793 and bring it with me to our 631 00:12:45,337 --> 00:12:47,793 weird friends' parents' wedding? 632 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:50,248 Yes. 633 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:50,248 A thousand times, yes! 634 00:12:50,290 --> 00:12:51,789 Oh! 635 00:12:51,831 --> 00:12:53,454 Tight. 636 00:12:53,495 --> 00:12:55,327 Yeah, it's so tight, dawg. 637 00:12:55,368 --> 00:12:58,324 And no, I mean the ring 638 00:12:55,368 --> 00:12:58,324 is actually tight. 639 00:12:58,365 --> 00:12:59,615 Amy, it's stuck. 640 00:12:59,656 --> 00:13:01,654 The ring is stuck. 641 00:12:59,656 --> 00:13:01,654 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 642 00:13:01,696 --> 00:13:03,319 Let me try. 643 00:13:01,696 --> 00:13:03,319 We have to get this off. 644 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,735 Jenny's gonna think 645 00:13:03,360 --> 00:13:04,735 I'm married. 646 00:13:04,776 --> 00:13:07,607 Also it'll ruin 647 00:13:04,776 --> 00:13:07,607 Lynn and Darlene's wedding. 648 00:13:07,648 --> 00:13:08,939 Yeah, yeah, yeah, 649 00:13:07,648 --> 00:13:08,939 it's just us here. 650 00:13:08,981 --> 00:13:10,729 You don't have to pretend 651 00:13:08,981 --> 00:13:10,729 like you care about them. 652 00:13:10,770 --> 00:13:13,601 Okay. 653 00:13:10,770 --> 00:13:13,601 Jake has the ring. 654 00:13:13,642 --> 00:13:15,891 I found an extra place setting 655 00:13:13,642 --> 00:13:15,891 for your psychic. 656 00:13:15,932 --> 00:13:18,387 Strange, she said 657 00:13:15,932 --> 00:13:18,387 you wouldn't be able to. 658 00:13:18,429 --> 00:13:19,595 Because she's a fraud. 659 00:13:19,636 --> 00:13:21,509 You need to start seeing 660 00:13:19,636 --> 00:13:21,509 my psychic. 661 00:13:21,551 --> 00:13:25,297 Best of all, I fixed this! 662 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,295 It's working! 663 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,295 How'd you do that? 664 00:13:27,336 --> 00:13:29,793 I grew up with a smoke machine 665 00:13:27,336 --> 00:13:29,793 in the apartment, Charles. 666 00:13:29,835 --> 00:13:33,124 I liked to enter the kitchen 667 00:13:29,835 --> 00:13:33,124 in the morning with vivacity. 668 00:13:33,165 --> 00:13:35,453 Regina, you're amazing. 669 00:13:33,165 --> 00:13:35,453 Everything's just perfect. 670 00:13:35,495 --> 00:13:39,408 Thank you for making this 671 00:13:35,495 --> 00:13:39,408 the third-best day of my life. 672 00:13:39,449 --> 00:13:40,574 Third? 673 00:13:40,615 --> 00:13:41,614 First was having you. 674 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:43,654 Second was sleeping 675 00:13:41,656 --> 00:13:43,654 with a roadie 676 00:13:43,696 --> 00:13:45,112 for the Steve Miller Band. 677 00:13:45,153 --> 00:13:46,776 Oh! 678 00:13:45,153 --> 00:13:46,776 I love you, Mom. 679 00:13:46,818 --> 00:13:48,274 I love you. 680 00:13:46,818 --> 00:13:48,274 I love you. 681 00:13:49,648 --> 00:13:51,521 Grab some of those 682 00:13:49,648 --> 00:13:51,521 if you're throwing 'em out. 683 00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:53,769 Mwah! 684 00:13:51,563 --> 00:13:53,769 Mwah! 685 00:13:53,811 --> 00:13:56,182 My mom. 686 00:13:56,224 --> 00:13:57,598 You did so great. 687 00:13:57,640 --> 00:14:00,303 I, however, hit a small snag. 688 00:14:02,136 --> 00:14:03,759 No! 689 00:14:02,136 --> 00:14:03,759 Do not take off that tux, Lynn! 690 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,757 What are you doing? 691 00:14:03,801 --> 00:14:05,757 We had a deal. 692 00:14:05,799 --> 00:14:07,588 I said, 693 00:14:05,799 --> 00:14:07,588 "If you hurt my mother, 694 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:09,545 I will cut off 695 00:14:07,630 --> 00:14:09,545 your son's testicles." 696 00:14:09,586 --> 00:14:11,459 You're right. 697 00:14:09,586 --> 00:14:11,459 Cut 'em off! 698 00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:12,750 No! 699 00:14:11,501 --> 00:14:12,750 Okay. 700 00:14:12,792 --> 00:14:14,623 As much as I would love 701 00:14:12,792 --> 00:14:14,623 to do that, 702 00:14:14,665 --> 00:14:16,412 I would like my mom 703 00:14:14,665 --> 00:14:16,412 to be happy. 704 00:14:16,454 --> 00:14:18,369 So can you please have a seat? 705 00:14:16,454 --> 00:14:18,369 Mm-hmm. 706 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:20,826 And just explain to me 707 00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:20,826 what is going on. 708 00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:23,489 I'm worried I'm just 709 00:14:20,867 --> 00:14:23,489 rushing into this. 710 00:14:23,531 --> 00:14:25,072 I barely know your mom. 711 00:14:25,113 --> 00:14:27,568 I don't even know 712 00:14:25,113 --> 00:14:27,568 her favorite kind of soup. 713 00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:28,734 Is it tomato? 714 00:14:28,776 --> 00:14:31,147 Nobody likes soup, Lynn. 715 00:14:31,189 --> 00:14:33,312 You're a family 716 00:14:31,189 --> 00:14:33,312 of soup-haters. 717 00:14:33,354 --> 00:14:35,310 What have I done? 718 00:14:33,354 --> 00:14:35,310 Look. 719 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:38,307 Do you know 720 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:38,307 why my mom loves you? 721 00:14:38,349 --> 00:14:40,430 Because you take big risks. 722 00:14:40,472 --> 00:14:42,762 Like how you got her that dog 723 00:14:40,472 --> 00:14:42,762 on your second date. 724 00:14:42,804 --> 00:14:44,094 Those kind of things 725 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,299 just blow up in my face 726 00:14:44,134 --> 00:14:46,299 half the time. 727 00:14:46,341 --> 00:14:48,090 I mean, the dog 728 00:14:46,341 --> 00:14:48,090 worked out great, but... 729 00:14:48,130 --> 00:14:50,212 The dog was a disaster. 730 00:14:48,130 --> 00:14:50,212 She hates it. 731 00:14:50,253 --> 00:14:52,376 But she loved that you took 732 00:14:50,253 --> 00:14:52,376 that shot. 733 00:14:52,418 --> 00:14:56,041 Do you know who never, 734 00:14:52,418 --> 00:14:56,041 ever rushes into anything? 735 00:14:56,082 --> 00:14:58,454 Cowards. 736 00:14:58,496 --> 00:15:00,535 That's exactly right, Rosa. 737 00:15:00,577 --> 00:15:03,783 Cowards. 738 00:15:00,577 --> 00:15:03,783 And you're a weirdo. 739 00:15:03,824 --> 00:15:05,697 I'd call you a hobbit... 740 00:15:03,824 --> 00:15:05,697 Yeah. 741 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,070 A human pile 742 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,070 of mashed potatoes... 743 00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:08,070 Mm-hmm. 744 00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:10,317 But you are no coward, 745 00:15:08,110 --> 00:15:10,317 Lynn Boyle. 746 00:15:10,358 --> 00:15:12,440 Lynn Linetti. 747 00:15:10,358 --> 00:15:12,440 I'm taking your mother's name. 748 00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:14,521 Oh! 749 00:15:12,482 --> 00:15:14,521 You're making this hard. 750 00:15:14,563 --> 00:15:17,185 My mom loves you. 751 00:15:14,563 --> 00:15:17,185 You love her. 752 00:15:17,226 --> 00:15:19,433 Now follow your big, 753 00:15:17,226 --> 00:15:19,433 weird heart. 754 00:15:19,475 --> 00:15:21,556 Oh, you're right. 755 00:15:21,598 --> 00:15:24,511 It's time for a wedding! 756 00:15:24,553 --> 00:15:26,301 Pants, Dad! 757 00:15:24,553 --> 00:15:26,301 Pants! 758 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,174 A wedding with pants! 759 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:28,174 Yeah. 760 00:15:28,215 --> 00:15:30,422 Wedding's starting soon. 761 00:15:28,215 --> 00:15:30,422 How are things going? 762 00:15:30,464 --> 00:15:35,167 I was just ordained at 763 00:15:30,464 --> 00:15:35,167 www.internetministry4cheap.com, 764 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:37,000 but I'm having some trouble 765 00:15:35,208 --> 00:15:37,000 with my speech. 766 00:15:37,081 --> 00:15:38,497 All I've got so far is a poem. 767 00:15:38,539 --> 00:15:41,661 Ooh, a poem. 768 00:15:38,539 --> 00:15:41,661 Sounds romantic. 769 00:15:41,703 --> 00:15:45,991 "Marriage is a contract 770 00:15:41,703 --> 00:15:45,991 between two adults 771 00:15:46,032 --> 00:15:49,653 of different families." 772 00:15:49,695 --> 00:15:52,567 It's a haiku... 773 00:15:49,695 --> 00:15:52,567 and a fact. 774 00:15:52,608 --> 00:15:54,024 It works on two levels. 775 00:15:54,064 --> 00:15:56,479 Uh, it feels 776 00:15:54,064 --> 00:15:56,479 a little impersonal. 777 00:15:56,521 --> 00:15:58,644 What did the officiant say 778 00:15:56,521 --> 00:15:58,644 when you got married? 779 00:15:58,686 --> 00:16:00,976 Not much. 780 00:15:58,686 --> 00:16:00,976 When gay marriage was legalized, 781 00:16:01,017 --> 00:16:02,640 we weren't sure if or when it 782 00:16:01,017 --> 00:16:02,640 was gonna be struck down, 783 00:16:02,682 --> 00:16:05,053 so speed was of the essence. 784 00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:07,011 Do you, Kevin... 785 00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:07,011 Yes. 786 00:16:07,051 --> 00:16:09,216 And do you... 787 00:16:07,051 --> 00:16:09,216 Yes, yes, we do! 788 00:16:09,258 --> 00:16:10,298 We're married! 789 00:16:10,340 --> 00:16:11,923 I remarked afterwards 790 00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:15,460 that I wished the officiant 791 00:16:11,965 --> 00:16:15,460 had been more efficient. 792 00:16:15,502 --> 00:16:17,542 It was very funny. 793 00:16:17,583 --> 00:16:19,081 Kevin still talks about it. 794 00:16:19,123 --> 00:16:21,204 Aha! Maybe I should open 795 00:16:19,123 --> 00:16:21,204 with that zinger. 796 00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:24,451 - It is amazingly funny. 797 00:16:21,246 --> 00:16:24,451 - Oh. 798 00:16:24,493 --> 00:16:27,615 I'm just not sure this 799 00:16:24,493 --> 00:16:27,615 is the right crowd for it. 800 00:16:27,657 --> 00:16:29,321 No zinger? 801 00:16:27,657 --> 00:16:29,321 No haiku? 802 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:33,150 Then I have nothing. 803 00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:33,150 Maybe I should wing it. 804 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:38,270 it sustains you. 805 00:16:38,312 --> 00:16:40,977 It's like... oatmeal. 806 00:16:41,017 --> 00:16:44,223 Okay, okay. 807 00:16:41,017 --> 00:16:44,223 Not bad for winging it. 808 00:16:44,264 --> 00:16:45,597 I lied. 809 00:16:45,639 --> 00:16:47,261 Took me two hours 810 00:16:45,639 --> 00:16:47,261 to write that. 811 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,217 - How do I look? 812 00:16:49,259 --> 00:16:50,217 - Oh! 813 00:16:50,258 --> 00:16:52,048 You look incredible! 814 00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,964 - Up high! 815 00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:53,964 - Down low! 816 00:16:54,004 --> 00:16:56,044 Butts, butts, butts. 817 00:16:56,086 --> 00:16:57,418 You're the worst family 818 00:16:56,086 --> 00:16:57,418 in history, 819 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:58,584 but at least you're ready. 820 00:16:58,626 --> 00:17:00,248 Scully's run out of songs. 821 00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:01,498 Right now, he's singing. 822 00:17:06,451 --> 00:17:08,949 Best rock and roll song 823 00:17:06,451 --> 00:17:08,949 ever written. 824 00:17:08,989 --> 00:17:10,072 Tied with Kokomo. 825 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,905 Hey! 826 00:17:10,113 --> 00:17:11,905 So we have good news 827 00:17:11,946 --> 00:17:12,985 and we have great news. 828 00:17:13,027 --> 00:17:14,360 The good news is 829 00:17:13,027 --> 00:17:14,360 we found the ring. 830 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,024 The great news is 831 00:17:14,401 --> 00:17:16,024 we'll never lose it again. 832 00:17:16,066 --> 00:17:17,148 What are you trying to say? 833 00:17:17,190 --> 00:17:18,397 The ring is stuck 834 00:17:17,190 --> 00:17:18,397 on his finger. 835 00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:19,897 I told him not to be cute 836 00:17:18,439 --> 00:17:19,897 about it. 837 00:17:19,938 --> 00:17:21,895 I'm cute about everything. 838 00:17:21,936 --> 00:17:23,225 Okay, okay, what do we do? 839 00:17:23,267 --> 00:17:24,350 I could pull the ring off, 840 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,557 but it might hurt 841 00:17:24,391 --> 00:17:25,557 your little fingers. 842 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:26,890 That's fine. 843 00:17:25,599 --> 00:17:26,890 I just won't look 844 00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:29,887 so I don't know when 845 00:17:26,931 --> 00:17:29,887 you're gonna do it. 846 00:17:29,928 --> 00:17:31,384 Jenny! 847 00:17:29,928 --> 00:17:31,384 No! 848 00:17:41,041 --> 00:17:42,582 Okay, this is your last chance 849 00:17:42,624 --> 00:17:44,747 to carry me bodyguard-style, 850 00:17:42,624 --> 00:17:44,747 so... 851 00:17:44,788 --> 00:17:46,578 Absolutely not. 852 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:49,700 20 years later 853 00:17:46,620 --> 00:17:49,700 and I've been Funged again. 854 00:17:49,742 --> 00:17:51,656 She Funged me! 855 00:17:51,698 --> 00:17:53,279 She doesn't seem 856 00:17:51,698 --> 00:17:53,279 that great. 857 00:17:53,321 --> 00:17:54,486 We just saw her making out 858 00:17:53,321 --> 00:17:54,486 with a guy 859 00:17:54,528 --> 00:17:55,819 she barely even knows. 860 00:17:55,861 --> 00:17:57,734 No, it's not her fault. 861 00:17:57,775 --> 00:18:00,230 Did you see that guy's 862 00:17:57,775 --> 00:18:00,230 tux jacket? 863 00:18:00,272 --> 00:18:02,604 Four buttons. 864 00:18:06,808 --> 00:18:09,555 We did this. 865 00:18:06,808 --> 00:18:09,555 Our sex made this happen. 866 00:18:09,597 --> 00:18:12,427 Charles, mic's on. 867 00:18:09,597 --> 00:18:12,427 We can hear all this, bud. 868 00:18:20,502 --> 00:18:23,914 I'm Captain Raymond Holt. 869 00:18:20,502 --> 00:18:23,914 Welcome. 870 00:18:23,956 --> 00:18:28,703 Marriage is a contract... 871 00:18:28,744 --> 00:18:31,533 but it's so much more than that. 872 00:18:31,575 --> 00:18:32,574 Marriage is love. 873 00:18:32,615 --> 00:18:35,362 It's commitment, 874 00:18:35,404 --> 00:18:37,735 it's joy, it's understanding, 875 00:18:37,777 --> 00:18:41,439 it's patience, it's anger, 876 00:18:41,481 --> 00:18:43,936 it's reconciliation, 877 00:18:41,481 --> 00:18:43,936 it's everything. 878 00:18:43,978 --> 00:18:46,184 It's like oatmeal. 879 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:49,515 It... sustains you. 880 00:18:49,557 --> 00:18:52,595 Darlene, do you take Lynn to be 881 00:18:49,557 --> 00:18:52,595 your lawfully wedded husband? 882 00:18:52,637 --> 00:18:54,093 I do. 883 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,550 Lynn, do you take Darlene 884 00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:56,550 to be your lawfully wedded wife? 885 00:18:56,591 --> 00:18:57,674 I do. 886 00:18:57,715 --> 00:18:59,505 I now pronounce you 887 00:18:57,715 --> 00:18:59,505 husband and wife. 888 00:18:59,547 --> 00:19:00,712 You may kiss the bride. 889 00:19:02,752 --> 00:19:04,166 Yeah! 890 00:19:02,752 --> 00:19:04,166 Get it, Daddy! 891 00:19:05,457 --> 00:19:06,456 Yeah! 892 00:19:09,328 --> 00:19:10,786 I gotta hand it to you, 893 00:19:09,328 --> 00:19:10,786 Captain. 894 00:19:10,827 --> 00:19:12,367 That was some ceremony. 895 00:19:12,408 --> 00:19:13,658 It wasn't difficult. 896 00:19:13,699 --> 00:19:15,239 I simply said what I wish 897 00:19:13,699 --> 00:19:15,239 had been said 898 00:19:15,280 --> 00:19:16,655 when Kevin and I got married. 899 00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:18,653 Oh, then I never would have 900 00:19:16,696 --> 00:19:18,653 heard your hilarious 901 00:19:18,694 --> 00:19:20,275 "efficient-officiant" quip. 902 00:19:20,317 --> 00:19:22,649 Mmm, you're right. 903 00:19:20,317 --> 00:19:22,649 I regret nothing. 904 00:19:22,690 --> 00:19:26,311 But all this does make me think 905 00:19:22,690 --> 00:19:26,311 I might enjoy a more... 906 00:19:26,353 --> 00:19:28,643 festive expression of our 907 00:19:26,353 --> 00:19:28,643 commitment to one another. 908 00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:31,640 Are you suggesting we hold 909 00:19:28,684 --> 00:19:31,640 an honest to goodness wedding? 910 00:19:31,681 --> 00:19:33,804 Nothing too elaborate. 911 00:19:33,844 --> 00:19:36,384 We're not the Kardashian-Wests, 912 00:19:33,844 --> 00:19:36,384 after all. 913 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,508 They are a musician 914 00:19:36,426 --> 00:19:38,508 and a celebrity personality 915 00:19:38,549 --> 00:19:39,757 who recently wedded. 916 00:19:39,798 --> 00:19:40,837 Yes, yes, I know. 917 00:19:40,879 --> 00:19:42,253 They were answers on Jeopardy. 918 00:19:42,295 --> 00:19:43,336 I think you mean questions. 919 00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:47,749 You guys are fun. 920 00:19:50,162 --> 00:19:52,494 He's not playing 921 00:19:50,162 --> 00:19:52,494 my playlist. 922 00:19:52,535 --> 00:19:54,575 Congratulations, Charles. 923 00:19:52,535 --> 00:19:54,575 Marcus! 924 00:19:54,617 --> 00:19:55,657 Rosa said you weren't coming. 925 00:19:55,699 --> 00:19:57,113 Yeah, I wasn't. 926 00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,488 Just got the call 927 00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,488 about an hour ago. 928 00:19:58,529 --> 00:20:00,235 Oh, but, hey. 929 00:20:00,277 --> 00:20:02,358 I'm DVR-ing Bones, 930 00:20:00,277 --> 00:20:02,358 so no spoilers. 931 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,441 Don't worry. 932 00:20:02,400 --> 00:20:03,441 I don't watch. 933 00:20:03,483 --> 00:20:04,813 Too scary. 934 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,605 I'm gonna ask the DJ 935 00:20:04,855 --> 00:20:06,605 to play Kokomo, 936 00:20:06,646 --> 00:20:08,478 and get this place turnt up. 937 00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:14,221 So... I didn't ask you 938 00:20:11,266 --> 00:20:14,221 to the wedding 939 00:20:14,263 --> 00:20:15,471 because I was being a coward. 940 00:20:15,512 --> 00:20:17,343 I was scared things 941 00:20:15,512 --> 00:20:17,343 were moving too quickly, 942 00:20:17,385 --> 00:20:20,215 but I don't give a crap. 943 00:20:20,257 --> 00:20:22,422 I love you. 944 00:20:22,464 --> 00:20:23,794 That's all I wanted to say. 945 00:20:23,836 --> 00:20:26,585 If you had plans tonight, 946 00:20:23,836 --> 00:20:26,585 you can get out of here. 947 00:20:26,626 --> 00:20:27,874 I love you too. 948 00:20:33,286 --> 00:20:35,200 Doesn't have Kokomo. 949 00:20:35,242 --> 00:20:37,198 You guys are in the middle 950 00:20:35,242 --> 00:20:37,198 of something. 951 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,738 I'm gonna go to the car, 952 00:20:37,240 --> 00:20:39,738 get my CDs. 953 00:20:43,651 --> 00:20:45,357 How is this song playing? 954 00:20:48,104 --> 00:20:49,728 Hey. 955 00:20:49,768 --> 00:20:52,183 Sorry you missed your chance 956 00:20:49,768 --> 00:20:52,183 with Jenny Gildenhorn. 957 00:20:52,225 --> 00:20:54,056 It's not a big deal. 958 00:20:52,225 --> 00:20:54,056 She's just a girl 959 00:20:54,098 --> 00:20:57,220 that I've been obsessed with 960 00:20:54,098 --> 00:20:57,220 since I learned what love was. 961 00:20:57,262 --> 00:20:59,427 Well, we got 962 00:20:57,262 --> 00:20:59,427 the bad guy today. 963 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:01,258 Thank you for 964 00:20:59,468 --> 00:21:01,258 helping me. 965 00:21:01,299 --> 00:21:03,589 And I know it's not 966 00:21:01,299 --> 00:21:03,589 Jenny Gildenhorn, 967 00:21:03,631 --> 00:21:05,629 but if you wanted 968 00:21:03,631 --> 00:21:05,629 to slow-dance tonight, 969 00:21:05,671 --> 00:21:07,792 I know somebody who'd be 970 00:21:05,671 --> 00:21:07,792 into that. 971 00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,333 Okay. 972 00:21:09,375 --> 00:21:10,747 Perfect. 973 00:21:10,789 --> 00:21:12,664 This is Gina's 974 00:21:10,789 --> 00:21:12,664 great-aunt Susan. 975 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,537 Hi. 976 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,537 She's been asking 977 00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,537 about you all night. 978 00:21:14,578 --> 00:21:17,325 She thinks you're very handsome. 979 00:21:14,578 --> 00:21:17,325 Says you have a dancer's frame. 980 00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:19,156 Well, you have a good eye, 981 00:21:17,367 --> 00:21:19,156 milady. 982 00:21:19,198 --> 00:21:20,779 Shall we? 983 00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:24,402 Oh... you. 984 00:21:29,647 --> 00:21:30,727 She's very handsy. 985 00:21:30,769 --> 00:21:32,809 Not a doctor. 986 00:21:30,769 --> 00:21:32,809 Shh.