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Jake, you gotta see this.

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There's something going on here.

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Something a little...

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hairy.

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Nope.

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Don't see anything

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out of the ordinary.

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Really?

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Well, maybe I should...

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frame the question

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differently.

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Terry, do you notice anything?

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Amy?

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New shirt?

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Oh, come on, guys.

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I grew a goatee,

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and it looks amazing,

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and I know you can see it.

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Of course we can see it,

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Charles.

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It's horrible.

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It looks like you unclogged

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a shower drain

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with your mouth.

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Yeah, you look exactly

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like the guy

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in the "Don't Talk to Strangers"

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poster.

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No, I don't.

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Are you talking

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about your new goatee?

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Mm-hmm.

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I think it's a good choice

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for your face.

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Come over here,

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so I can take a better look.

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Thank you, Captain.

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I knew you'd appreciate Bianca.

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That's right;

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I call her Bianca

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because she's dark and thick

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like my first cousin Bianca.

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Jeffords, Peralta,

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now.

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Wh...

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Say good-bye to Bianca, Boyle.

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No!

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Hey, Charles.

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I want to ask you something,

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but you have to promise

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not to get excited and weird.

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I can't promise anything

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of the sort.

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It's about restaurants.

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I'm so glad

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I didn't make that promise.

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Oh, boy.

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All right, where do you take

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your dad

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when you want to go

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someplace special?

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Great question.

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We go to Csaba.

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It's a Hungarian restaurant

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that serves "Tál ezer kolbász,"

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the platter

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of a thousand sausages.

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Ugh.

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It's symbolic of our manhood.

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Okay, I should've saved

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the "ugh" till then.

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Anyways, I'll try and get

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a reservation.

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My dad's coming into town,

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and we're going out to dinner

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tonight.

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Why are you going to dinner

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with him?

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He hasn't visited you

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in six years.

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Yeah, he's busy.

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He's an airline pilot.

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Regional airline.

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He flies internationally.

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Quebec to Albany.

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What is going on here?

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What's your problem

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with my dad?

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I'm just being wary.

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He left you

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when you were seven,

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and he's been letting us down

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ever since.

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Us?

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I think of you

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as a brother, Jake,

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so he didn't just abandon you;

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he abandoned us.

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Look, I know he hasn't been

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the best dad in the past,

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but he's changed.

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Check it out.

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We've been texting.

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"New phone.

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Who dis?"

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No, below that.

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Oh.

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See, he's coming into town

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just to see me.

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All right, we're gonna go out

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to dinner tonight,

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then maybe take a walk

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through the park,

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possibly a carriage ride.

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If I get chilly,

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he could loan me his coat.

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I'm describing a date.

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I don't know what fathers

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and sons do,

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but I'm gonna find out!

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Joining us for lunch, sir?

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Oh, no, I've already consumed

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the required calories

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for this day period.

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Yummy.

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But I do have

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some fun lunch chitchat.

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When I was a detective,

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my old c.o., Jim Martins,

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used to keep us on our toes

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by have us solve

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brain teasers.

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I thought maybe you'd like

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to try one.

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Don't just tease my brain,

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Captain.

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Really go to town on it.

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Yeah, bring it on, sir.

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I love puzzles.

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They're like power squats

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for your mind.

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Good.

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Here's a problem.

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There are 12 men on an island.

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11 weigh exactly

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the same amount,

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but one of them is

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slightly lighter or heavier.

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You must figure out which.

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And what do these men look like

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facially

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and with respect

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to their bodies?

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It's unimportant.

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So like Tyrese.

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It's a land of Tyreses.

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Sure.

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The island has no scales,

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but there is a seesaw.

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The exciting catch:

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you can only use it

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three times.

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That sounds super exciting.

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Is this thing mandatory?

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Oh, I hope so.

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Please say yes.

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No, but there is a prize

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for whoever solves it first.

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Two tickets to this Sunday's

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Beyoncé Knowles

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rock music concert.

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I'm in.

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Marcus loves Beyoncé.

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Everyone loves Beyoncé.

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My girls were conceived

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to Bootylicious.

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Don't tell my wife

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I told you that.

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Whoop.

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Guys, my dad just texted.

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He's in the building.

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Scully, stop eating.

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Terry, start flexing.

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Everybody be cool.

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Paging Detective Jake Peralta.

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Ah, Dad!

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How are you, son?

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Good to see you.

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Hey.

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Everyone, this is my dad.

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Hey, introduce yourself

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in your captain's voice.

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Folks, this is

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your pilot speaking,

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Captain Roger Peralta.

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If you look to your left,

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you'll see me,

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making your acquaintance.

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Love that.

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Hi, I'm Jake's best friend,

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Charles.

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How are you?

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Pop quiz:

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what's Jake allergic to?

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Bees.

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And wasps.

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Guy didn't even include wasps.

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Huh!

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Wasps.

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Those aren't even real.

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Oh, hey, Captain Holt.

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Come meet my dad,

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Captain Peralta.

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Hello, Captain.

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Captain.

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This is super weird

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for me.

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Captain.

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Captain.

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Anyways, you guys,

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my dad is the best pilot.

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Oh, come on.

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Tell them about Oregon.

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Okay, this one time

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I'm in Eugene,

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I'm hitching a ride in

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the jump seat of a commuter jet.

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I'm sleeping off

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a wicked hangover.

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Noice.

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All of a sudden,

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there's a jolt and a boom.

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A bird.

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It was a bird.

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Yeah, we sucked a bird

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into our intake.

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Next thing I know, the cabin's

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filling up with smoke,

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alarm's going off,

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engine flames out and dies.

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We are in a dead stall.

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I look over at the pilot,

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Sam Power...

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Great name.

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He's white as a sheet.

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And he says to me...

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I'll never forget what he said.

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He says,

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"Bobby's got a big ol' butt."

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Turns out he's having a stroke.

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Bring the plane down

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on a highway,

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right across from a rest area.

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Get on the PA,

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I say, "Folks,

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coffee's on me."

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What?

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Wow.

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Are you kidding me?

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Anyway, I'm not here

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to talk about me.

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I'm here to spend some time

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with my boy.

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Ah, Dad.

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It's good to see you.

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You too.

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Oh, hey, let me give you

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a tour of the precinct.

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Cool.

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Ooh, you can interrogate

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one of my perps.

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No, he can't.

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Don't do that, Jake!

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You might as well save yourself

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some paper

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and give up now, Sarge.

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You know I'm going to solve

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this first.

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You probably can't tell,

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but I'm flexing my brain

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like crazy right now.

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Yeah, you're both

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wasting your time.

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Beyoncé's my spiritual twin.

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Those tickets are my birthright.

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No offense, but this is gonna

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come down to me and the sarge.

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Whoa, you think you two

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are the only ones

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that can solve puzzles?

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Yeah, what about Rosa, Gina,

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and me?

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Is this how you want to die,

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Hitchcock?

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Look, it's just that the sarge

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and I are really into puzzles.

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Remember when I took

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that Sudoku cruise?

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I never even went on deck.

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100 bucks says Gina and I

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can solve this thing

302
00:06:06,605 --> 00:06:08,811
before you two puzzle dorks.

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Deal.

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You're going down.

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You're really not a part

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of this, Hitchcock.

307
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Did they bring out more sausage

308
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while I was in the bathroom?

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No, that's still

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the first mountain.

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Good Lord.

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Anyways, do you remember

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what you always did

314
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when you'd take me to dinner

315
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as a kid?

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Tell the waitress

317
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it was your birthday,

318
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so we'd get a free dessert?

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I already did it.

320
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I just told them

321
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it was your birthday.

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Come on.

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Looks like

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we're going to get

325
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two free probably disgusting

326
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sausage-filled desserts.

327
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This is pretty fun, right?

328
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I mean, we're actually bonding.

329
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Jake, there's something I want

330
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to talk to you about.

331
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Last week I was flying

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into Albany from Quebec,

333
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you know how I always

334
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keep my snowboard with me

335
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in case I get a chance

336
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to carve...

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So cool.

338
00:06:51,850 --> 00:06:54,056
Well, Canadian customs found

339
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some prescription meds

340
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in my board bag.

341
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They're accusing me

342
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of smuggling.

343
00:06:56,472 --> 00:06:57,637
What?

344
00:06:57,679 --> 00:06:58,595
Yeah, I have no idea

345
00:06:57,679 --> 00:06:58,595
how they got in there.

346
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They're not mine.

347
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But it's bad.

348
00:07:00,676 --> 00:07:02,674
I could lose my pilot's license.

349
00:07:02,716 --> 00:07:04,422
But you're the best pilot

350
00:07:02,716 --> 00:07:04,422
in the world,

351
00:07:04,464 --> 00:07:06,587
I'm guessing without knowing

352
00:07:04,464 --> 00:07:06,587
anything about the field.

353
00:07:06,628 --> 00:07:07,752
I'm really in a bind here.

354
00:07:07,792 --> 00:07:10,666
Jake, I need your help.

355
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That's actually

356
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the reason I'm here.

357
00:07:14,036 --> 00:07:16,201
Oh.

358
00:07:16,243 --> 00:07:17,284
That's the reason.

359
00:07:17,325 --> 00:07:20,072
Happy sausage birthday

360
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to both of you.

361
00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:28,231
All right, let's talk

362
00:07:26,233 --> 00:07:28,231
about my dad's case.

363
00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:29,770
The case of why he came

364
00:07:28,273 --> 00:07:29,770
to town?

365
00:07:29,812 --> 00:07:31,145
I solved it:

366
00:07:31,186 --> 00:07:32,851
because he wanted

367
00:07:31,186 --> 00:07:32,851
to take advantage of his son.

368
00:07:32,892 --> 00:07:33,850
Okay, fine.

369
00:07:33,891 --> 00:07:35,182
First I was a little upset,

370
00:07:35,224 --> 00:07:36,888
but then I realized

371
00:07:35,224 --> 00:07:36,888
this is great.

372
00:07:36,930 --> 00:07:38,263
You know, we'll get to spend

373
00:07:36,930 --> 00:07:38,263
some time together,

374
00:07:38,304 --> 00:07:39,637
and he'll see

375
00:07:38,304 --> 00:07:39,637
what a good cop I am.

376
00:07:39,679 --> 00:07:40,719
He should already think

377
00:07:39,679 --> 00:07:40,719
you're great.

378
00:07:40,759 --> 00:07:41,883
Like with my dad,

379
00:07:41,925 --> 00:07:43,341
he doesn't need me to prove

380
00:07:41,925 --> 00:07:43,341
to him

381
00:07:43,383 --> 00:07:45,214
that Jake Peralta is

382
00:07:43,383 --> 00:07:45,214
the best cop in the precinct.

383
00:07:45,256 --> 00:07:46,505
He knows it!

384
00:07:46,547 --> 00:07:47,504
Tell us about the case.

385
00:07:47,546 --> 00:07:48,711
Here's what we know so far.

386
00:07:48,751 --> 00:07:50,833
One, Hungarian sausage

387
00:07:48,751 --> 00:07:50,833
is an oily mess,

388
00:07:50,874 --> 00:07:52,914
and it causes

389
00:07:50,874 --> 00:07:52,914
nonstop dumps.

390
00:07:52,956 --> 00:07:54,580
The incontinence

391
00:07:52,956 --> 00:07:54,580
is a small price to pay

392
00:07:54,622 --> 00:07:55,579
for the deliciousness.

393
00:07:55,621 --> 00:07:56,703
It's disgusting,

394
00:07:56,743 --> 00:07:57,909
and it was

395
00:07:56,743 --> 00:07:57,909
a terrible recommendation.

396
00:07:57,951 --> 00:07:59,782
Two, the Canadian cops

397
00:07:57,951 --> 00:07:59,782
think that my dad

398
00:07:59,824 --> 00:08:01,490
used his security clearance

399
00:07:59,824 --> 00:08:01,490
to smuggle in

400
00:08:01,532 --> 00:08:03,530
over a thousand pills

401
00:08:01,532 --> 00:08:03,530
of Turgidol.

402
00:08:03,571 --> 00:08:05,319
Canadian erection medication.

403
00:08:05,361 --> 00:08:06,858
Very potent.

404
00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:08,525
What?

405
00:08:06,900 --> 00:08:08,525
I don't need it.

406
00:08:09,939 --> 00:08:11,146
But I love it.

407
00:08:11,188 --> 00:08:12,479
Oh, boy.

408
00:08:12,521 --> 00:08:14,227
Three, the case against him

409
00:08:12,521 --> 00:08:14,227
looks pretty solid.

410
00:08:14,268 --> 00:08:16,433
Four, he's never been

411
00:08:14,268 --> 00:08:16,433
a good dad to Jake.

412
00:08:16,475 --> 00:08:18,264
Five,

413
00:08:16,475 --> 00:08:18,264
he has been a good dad,

414
00:08:18,306 --> 00:08:20,719
especially from ages

415
00:08:18,306 --> 00:08:20,719
zero through seven

416
00:08:20,761 --> 00:08:22,636
and yesterday through forever.

417
00:08:22,677 --> 00:08:25,714
Six, nonstop dumps.

418
00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:26,880
Enough.

419
00:08:25,756 --> 00:08:26,880
How did you read these files?

420
00:08:26,922 --> 00:08:27,962
They're in French.

421
00:08:28,004 --> 00:08:29,710
Scully translated them

422
00:08:28,004 --> 00:08:29,710
for me.

423
00:08:29,752 --> 00:08:31,377
When I was nine,

424
00:08:29,752 --> 00:08:31,377
my parents took me to Paris,

425
00:08:31,418 --> 00:08:33,291
and they accidentally left me

426
00:08:31,418 --> 00:08:33,291
at the Louvre.

427
00:08:33,333 --> 00:08:34,457
By the time they figured it out,

428
00:08:34,499 --> 00:08:35,871
they were already

429
00:08:34,499 --> 00:08:35,871
back in Queens.

430
00:08:35,913 --> 00:08:37,911
Okay, no one cares

431
00:08:35,913 --> 00:08:37,911
about your boring life, Scully.

432
00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:40,076
This is about my dad

433
00:08:37,952 --> 00:08:40,076
and proving his innocence.

434
00:08:40,117 --> 00:08:41,823
Sir, I'd like to go to Canada

435
00:08:40,117 --> 00:08:41,823
for a few days

436
00:08:41,865 --> 00:08:42,947
and help him out.

437
00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:44,779
Of course,

438
00:08:42,989 --> 00:08:44,779
but take Boyle with you.

439
00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:46,403
It'd be good to have

440
00:08:44,820 --> 00:08:46,403
an objective set of eyes.

441
00:08:46,445 --> 00:08:49,442
Fine, but under protest

442
00:08:46,445 --> 00:08:49,442
because he's a jerk.

443
00:08:49,484 --> 00:08:51,065
Also, we'd like to take Scully

444
00:08:49,484 --> 00:08:51,065
with us.

445
00:08:51,106 --> 00:08:52,272
Well, perfect.

446
00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:53,438
I do you a favor;

447
00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:53,438
you do me one too.

448
00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:54,894
Thank you.

449
00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:57,267
All right, there is no way

450
00:08:54,935 --> 00:08:57,267
we let Amy and the sarge

451
00:08:57,309 --> 00:08:58,600
beat us.

452
00:08:58,641 --> 00:09:00,846
We sit here

453
00:08:58,641 --> 00:09:00,846
until we figure this thing out.

454
00:09:00,888 --> 00:09:02,346
Rosa, my mind is ready.

455
00:09:02,387 --> 00:09:03,843
Okay.

456
00:09:03,885 --> 00:09:05,259
"There's an island with 12 men."

457
00:09:05,301 --> 00:09:08,755
Oh, I'm so bored.

458
00:09:05,301 --> 00:09:08,755
I cannot do it.

459
00:09:08,796 --> 00:09:10,212
I can do this.

460
00:09:10,254 --> 00:09:11,877
One guy's slightly heavier.

461
00:09:11,918 --> 00:09:14,417
There's a seesaw.

462
00:09:14,459 --> 00:09:16,123
I got it.

463
00:09:16,165 --> 00:09:17,829
You use the seesaw to press down

464
00:09:16,165 --> 00:09:17,829
on their necks

465
00:09:17,871 --> 00:09:18,953
until fatty confesses.

466
00:09:18,995 --> 00:09:20,286
Incorrect.

467
00:09:18,995 --> 00:09:20,286
Damn.

468
00:09:20,328 --> 00:09:21,992
And disturbing.

469
00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:23,116
Hello,

470
00:09:22,034 --> 00:09:23,116
ladies and gentlemen.

471
00:09:23,158 --> 00:09:24,739
This is your captain speaking.

472
00:09:24,780 --> 00:09:26,238
That's my dad.

473
00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,486
The captain talking right now,

474
00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:28,486
I came out of his body.

475
00:09:28,528 --> 00:09:29,692
No big deal.

476
00:09:29,734 --> 00:09:31,108
We're headed

477
00:09:29,734 --> 00:09:31,108
for an on-time arrival

478
00:09:31,150 --> 00:09:32,357
in Drummondville, Quebec.

479
00:09:32,399 --> 00:09:33,980
Folks, this is a special flight

480
00:09:32,399 --> 00:09:33,980
for me,

481
00:09:34,022 --> 00:09:37,851
because sitting in seat 3B

482
00:09:34,022 --> 00:09:37,851
is my son, Jake Peralta,

483
00:09:37,892 --> 00:09:39,100
one of New York's finest.

484
00:09:39,142 --> 00:09:41,056
Oh.

485
00:09:41,098 --> 00:09:42,055
Thanks, Dad!

486
00:09:42,097 --> 00:09:44,345
Love you too.

487
00:09:44,387 --> 00:09:45,386
Got to admit,

488
00:09:44,387 --> 00:09:45,386
it was pretty nice of him

489
00:09:45,428 --> 00:09:46,842
to bump us up to first class.

490
00:09:46,883 --> 00:09:49,630
Ugh, this plush fabric

491
00:09:46,883 --> 00:09:49,630
is making my rump sweat.

492
00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,422
Maybe you're just

493
00:09:49,672 --> 00:09:51,422
a little too uncultured

494
00:09:51,463 --> 00:09:55,042
to enjoy such a sophisticated

495
00:09:51,463 --> 00:09:55,042
kind of an experience.

496
00:09:55,084 --> 00:09:56,458
Oh, brother.

497
00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,913
What do you say

498
00:09:56,500 --> 00:09:58,913
there, Scully, old boy?

499
00:09:58,955 --> 00:10:00,413
Look at this nut mix:

500
00:10:00,454 --> 00:10:02,536
it's half cashews!

501
00:10:02,577 --> 00:10:03,950
I hope we never land!

502
00:10:03,992 --> 00:10:04,991
So loud.

503
00:10:05,032 --> 00:10:05,990
Hey, guys.

504
00:10:06,031 --> 00:10:07,612
How you enjoying the flight?

505
00:10:07,654 --> 00:10:08,987
So how's the case going?

506
00:10:09,028 --> 00:10:10,361
Oh, good.

507
00:10:10,403 --> 00:10:11,527
We already have four suspects

508
00:10:11,568 --> 00:10:12,857
who work at the airport,

509
00:10:12,899 --> 00:10:14,023
and I want to talk

510
00:10:12,899 --> 00:10:14,023
to your girlfriend, Denise,

511
00:10:14,065 --> 00:10:15,231
because she had access

512
00:10:14,065 --> 00:10:15,231
to your bags.

513
00:10:15,273 --> 00:10:17,187
Not on the night in question.

514
00:10:17,229 --> 00:10:19,684
She's been spending some time

515
00:10:17,229 --> 00:10:19,684
at her place.

516
00:10:19,725 --> 00:10:21,350
Relationships are complicated.

517
00:10:21,392 --> 00:10:23,888
You cheated on her a bunch,

518
00:10:21,392 --> 00:10:23,888
and she found out.

519
00:10:23,930 --> 00:10:25,096
Okay, I deserve that.

520
00:10:25,137 --> 00:10:26,718
Charles, I have cheated

521
00:10:25,137 --> 00:10:26,718
on women in the past

522
00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:28,883
and on this one too.

523
00:10:28,925 --> 00:10:30,383
You got a penchant for blondes.

524
00:10:30,424 --> 00:10:31,880
Hey, come on,

525
00:10:30,424 --> 00:10:31,880
you can't blame a guy

526
00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:34,045
for occasionally dropping anchor

527
00:10:31,922 --> 00:10:34,045
at the cold Commodore Club.

528
00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:37,874
So seriously, Jake,

529
00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:37,874
this is going to be okay?

530
00:10:37,916 --> 00:10:39,415
Oh, yeah.

531
00:10:37,916 --> 00:10:39,415
You're going to be fine.

532
00:10:39,457 --> 00:10:40,955
Yeah.

533
00:10:40,996 --> 00:10:41,954
Oh, my God, Jake.

534
00:10:41,995 --> 00:10:43,245
Who's flying the plane?

535
00:10:43,286 --> 00:10:46,242
Co-pilot, Scully.

536
00:10:43,286 --> 00:10:46,242
Co-pilot.

537
00:10:46,283 --> 00:10:47,864
Okay, look.

538
00:10:47,906 --> 00:10:49,654
Let's try a new approach.

539
00:10:49,695 --> 00:10:51,568
We weigh these three islanders

540
00:10:51,610 --> 00:10:53,858
against these three islanders.

541
00:10:53,900 --> 00:10:54,941
If they weigh the same,

542
00:10:54,982 --> 00:10:56,315
we eliminate them,

543
00:10:56,357 --> 00:10:57,356
and if they don't,

544
00:10:57,397 --> 00:10:59,479
we...

545
00:10:59,520 --> 00:11:00,684
Where'd they go?

546
00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:02,476
Terry's mouth is full

547
00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:02,476
of donuts.

548
00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:03,932
You said

549
00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:03,932
we could eliminate 'em!

550
00:11:03,973 --> 00:11:05,473
Only if they weigh the same.

551
00:11:05,514 --> 00:11:06,720
We've been here forever.

552
00:11:06,762 --> 00:11:07,928
I'm getting snacky.

553
00:11:07,969 --> 00:11:09,926
Fine.

554
00:11:07,969 --> 00:11:09,926
Let's start over.

555
00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:13,630
Okay, we balance

556
00:11:09,967 --> 00:11:13,630
three against three,

557
00:11:13,671 --> 00:11:15,338
and if they weigh the same,

558
00:11:15,379 --> 00:11:17,584
we just...

559
00:11:17,626 --> 00:11:19,167
What just happened?

560
00:11:19,209 --> 00:11:20,166
Come on, man.

561
00:11:20,208 --> 00:11:21,373
Stop eating the islanders.

562
00:11:21,415 --> 00:11:22,746
I'm saving them

563
00:11:22,787 --> 00:11:24,702
from this weight-obsessed

564
00:11:22,787 --> 00:11:24,702
nightmare island.

565
00:11:24,744 --> 00:11:25,951
By murdering them?

566
00:11:25,993 --> 00:11:27,616
I warned you

567
00:11:25,993 --> 00:11:27,616
against using donuts.

568
00:11:27,657 --> 00:11:29,655
They're my trigger food.

569
00:11:29,697 --> 00:11:30,905
Mmm.

570
00:11:29,697 --> 00:11:30,905
Terry.

571
00:11:30,946 --> 00:11:32,237
These islanders

572
00:11:30,946 --> 00:11:32,237
are delicious.

573
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:37,107
Okay, so two of our suspects

574
00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:37,107
are in the baggage area.

575
00:11:37,149 --> 00:11:38,481
Do you think you can

576
00:11:37,149 --> 00:11:38,481
get us access?

577
00:11:38,521 --> 00:11:40,644
You're with a pilot.

578
00:11:38,521 --> 00:11:40,644
I can get you in anywhere.

579
00:11:40,686 --> 00:11:42,726
Hey, you guys want

580
00:11:40,686 --> 00:11:42,726
a 10% discount

581
00:11:42,767 --> 00:11:44,891
on duty-free maple syrup?

582
00:11:44,932 --> 00:11:46,098
Do I ever!

583
00:11:46,140 --> 00:11:47,596
Roger Peralta.

584
00:11:47,637 --> 00:11:49,594
Roger Peralta...

585
00:11:49,635 --> 00:11:50,593
Hey! What?

586
00:11:50,634 --> 00:11:52,092
Scully, what's going on?

587
00:11:53,258 --> 00:11:54,424
"Roger Peralta is under arrest

588
00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:55,838
for possession

589
00:11:54,465 --> 00:11:55,838
of a controlled substance."

590
00:11:55,880 --> 00:11:57,462
What?

591
00:11:57,502 --> 00:11:59,294
"They found pills

592
00:11:57,502 --> 00:11:59,294
in his apartment."

593
00:11:59,335 --> 00:12:00,749
Jake, I don't know

594
00:11:59,335 --> 00:12:00,749
what he's talking about.

595
00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:02,873
I swear I don't know how

596
00:12:00,791 --> 00:12:02,873
those pills got in my apartment.

597
00:12:02,914 --> 00:12:03,913
Wait.

598
00:12:02,914 --> 00:12:03,913
Jake.

599
00:12:03,955 --> 00:12:05,037
Scully,

600
00:12:03,955 --> 00:12:05,037
tell them we're cops.

601
00:12:05,079 --> 00:12:06,036
Tell them!

602
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:09,740
Shoot.

603
00:12:09,782 --> 00:12:10,739
That means "turnip."

604
00:12:10,781 --> 00:12:11,905
I said we were turnips.

605
00:12:11,947 --> 00:12:12,904
I got it.

606
00:12:11,947 --> 00:12:12,904
Don't worry.

607
00:12:12,946 --> 00:12:14,569
We are turnips!

608
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:16,193
Nope, that was English.

609
00:12:14,610 --> 00:12:16,193
Yeah.

610
00:12:19,522 --> 00:12:21,603
The cops said your dad's

611
00:12:19,522 --> 00:12:21,603
being held without bail,

612
00:12:21,645 --> 00:12:23,019
they want us

613
00:12:21,645 --> 00:12:23,019
on the next flight out,

614
00:12:23,061 --> 00:12:24,767
and that Bernard's

615
00:12:23,061 --> 00:12:24,767
is the best poutine place

616
00:12:24,809 --> 00:12:25,766
in the airport.

617
00:12:25,808 --> 00:12:26,807
You want some?

618
00:12:26,849 --> 00:12:28,847
No, I don't want poutine

619
00:12:26,849 --> 00:12:28,847
right now.

620
00:12:28,888 --> 00:12:30,221
Yes!

621
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:33,426
Man, I can't believe they found

622
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:33,426
pills at my dad's place.

623
00:12:33,466 --> 00:12:34,549
That means

624
00:12:33,466 --> 00:12:34,549
none of our suspects

625
00:12:34,590 --> 00:12:36,132
could've possibly done it.

626
00:12:36,173 --> 00:12:37,587
Oh, my God, Boyle.

627
00:12:37,629 --> 00:12:40,378
Is there a chance that my dad

628
00:12:37,629 --> 00:12:40,378
is actually a drug smuggler?

629
00:12:40,419 --> 00:12:42,084
Well, let's look

630
00:12:40,419 --> 00:12:42,084
at the facts.

631
00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:44,415
Drugs in his luggage,

632
00:12:42,126 --> 00:12:44,415
drugs in his apartment.

633
00:12:44,455 --> 00:12:46,205
Terrible dad,

634
00:12:44,455 --> 00:12:46,205
terrible husband,

635
00:12:46,247 --> 00:12:47,953
cheats on his girlfriend.

636
00:12:47,994 --> 00:12:49,534
I think he did it.

637
00:12:49,575 --> 00:12:50,783
You're right.

638
00:12:50,825 --> 00:12:51,824
He didn't do it.

639
00:12:51,865 --> 00:12:52,906
That's not what I said.

640
00:12:52,948 --> 00:12:54,405
No, you said

641
00:12:52,948 --> 00:12:54,405
he cheats on his girlfriend.

642
00:12:54,445 --> 00:12:56,944
Presumably, he has

643
00:12:54,445 --> 00:12:56,944
to do that with someone,

644
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,360
and that someone

645
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,360
would have access

646
00:12:58,401 --> 00:12:59,982
to his apartment

647
00:12:58,401 --> 00:12:59,982
and his bags.

648
00:13:01,273 --> 00:13:03,520
Dad dropped anchor

649
00:13:01,273 --> 00:13:03,520
at the Commodore's Club.

650
00:13:03,561 --> 00:13:04,560
"Someone" is there.

651
00:13:04,602 --> 00:13:05,935
Even so,

652
00:13:04,602 --> 00:13:05,935
how do we get in there?

653
00:13:05,976 --> 00:13:07,682
By wearing

654
00:13:05,976 --> 00:13:07,682
Dad's pilot uniforms.

655
00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:09,182
No, Jake, I just don't think

656
00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:09,182
he's innocent,

657
00:13:09,224 --> 00:13:10,181
and I just think...

658
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,013
So you don't want to be

659
00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:11,013
my co-pilot?

660
00:13:11,055 --> 00:13:12,886
I'm in!

661
00:13:22,709 --> 00:13:23,666
Sorry, Scully.

662
00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:24,916
We only had

663
00:13:23,708 --> 00:13:24,916
two uniforms.

664
00:13:24,957 --> 00:13:26,290
It's okay.

665
00:13:26,332 --> 00:13:27,788
For some reason, all the fries

666
00:13:26,332 --> 00:13:27,788
and gravy and cheese

667
00:13:27,829 --> 00:13:28,787
upset my tummy.

668
00:13:28,828 --> 00:13:29,869
Huh.

669
00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:39,776
Are you here because you've

670
00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:39,776
solved my brain teaser?

671
00:13:39,817 --> 00:13:42,814
Sir, you've been an underdog

672
00:13:39,817 --> 00:13:42,814
your whole life.

673
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:45,853
But you defied the odds

674
00:13:42,856 --> 00:13:45,853
by having others

675
00:13:45,895 --> 00:13:47,642
secretly help you

676
00:13:47,684 --> 00:13:49,267
'cause you didn't have

677
00:13:47,684 --> 00:13:49,267
what it took.

678
00:13:49,309 --> 00:13:50,266
That's not my story.

679
00:13:50,308 --> 00:13:51,430
But now

680
00:13:50,308 --> 00:13:51,430
we're the underdogs,

681
00:13:51,472 --> 00:13:53,221
and we're the ones who need

682
00:13:51,472 --> 00:13:53,221
a handout,

683
00:13:53,263 --> 00:13:55,801
so just tell us

684
00:13:53,263 --> 00:13:55,801
the answer.

685
00:13:55,843 --> 00:13:57,883
Or have you forgotten

686
00:13:55,843 --> 00:13:57,883
where you come from?

687
00:13:57,924 --> 00:13:59,340
I'm not gonna help you.

688
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,754
I told you

689
00:13:59,380 --> 00:14:01,754
that was not gonna work.

690
00:14:01,795 --> 00:14:02,919
Stop the clock.

691
00:14:02,961 --> 00:14:06,292
We're here,

692
00:14:02,961 --> 00:14:06,292
and we have the solution.

693
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,538
First, you weigh

694
00:14:06,333 --> 00:14:08,538
six versus six.

695
00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:10,246
Wrong.

696
00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:10,246
That'll never work.

697
00:14:10,288 --> 00:14:12,826
You just wasted your time

698
00:14:10,288 --> 00:14:12,826
and mine.

699
00:14:12,868 --> 00:14:13,950
Click!

700
00:14:13,992 --> 00:14:15,698
I just captured the exact moment

701
00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:17,696
when you realized

702
00:14:15,740 --> 00:14:17,696
you had failed.

703
00:14:17,738 --> 00:14:18,903
I guess we all got

704
00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:20,028
something out of this.

705
00:14:20,069 --> 00:14:21,235
So that's it?

706
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,441
This problem is

707
00:14:21,277 --> 00:14:22,441
beyond all of you?

708
00:14:22,482 --> 00:14:23,440
No one solved it.

709
00:14:23,481 --> 00:14:24,605
Believe me.

710
00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:26,854
No one is more disappointed

711
00:14:24,647 --> 00:14:26,854
in me than me.

712
00:14:26,895 --> 00:14:30,059
"Than I," Santiago.

713
00:14:30,101 --> 00:14:31,932
Click.

714
00:14:36,885 --> 00:14:38,135
Hi there.

715
00:14:36,885 --> 00:14:38,135
Yeah, that's us.

716
00:14:38,176 --> 00:14:39,134
Home sweet home.

717
00:14:39,175 --> 00:14:40,133
Got dem wings.

718
00:14:40,174 --> 00:14:41,298
Yeah.

719
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:42,379
Ooh. Okay.

720
00:14:42,421 --> 00:14:44,129
Boom, right there,

721
00:14:42,421 --> 00:14:44,129
behind the bar.

722
00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:45,501
That's my dad's type.

723
00:14:45,543 --> 00:14:47,916
Oh, he likes 'em neat and clean,

724
00:14:45,543 --> 00:14:47,916
real tidy.

725
00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:48,915
What?

726
00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:50,454
No, blondes.

727
00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:50,454
He likes blondes.

728
00:14:50,496 --> 00:14:51,578
All right,

729
00:14:50,496 --> 00:14:51,578
here's the plan.

730
00:14:51,620 --> 00:14:52,577
We're gonna go sit down,

731
00:14:52,619 --> 00:14:53,868
order a couple of drinks,

732
00:14:53,910 --> 00:14:55,408
grab her fingerprints

733
00:14:53,910 --> 00:14:55,408
off the glass she serves us,

734
00:14:55,449 --> 00:14:57,199
and then measure her wrist

735
00:14:55,449 --> 00:14:57,199
for handcuff size.

736
00:14:57,241 --> 00:14:58,198
Ready?

737
00:14:57,241 --> 00:14:58,198
Yeah.

738
00:14:58,240 --> 00:14:59,779
Oh, crazy flight.

739
00:14:59,821 --> 00:15:01,070
Oh, those hydraulics were loud.

740
00:15:01,112 --> 00:15:02,651
Yeah.

741
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:05,066
Ah, bonjour, bonjour.

742
00:15:05,108 --> 00:15:07,231
Two whiskeys, please,

743
00:15:05,108 --> 00:15:07,231
Chantelle.

744
00:15:07,272 --> 00:15:08,728
Thanks.

745
00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:10,893
Say, I'm looking

746
00:15:08,770 --> 00:15:10,893
for an old sky pal of mine.

747
00:15:10,935 --> 00:15:12,226
Do you know Roger Peralta?

748
00:15:12,267 --> 00:15:13,890
Yes.

749
00:15:12,267 --> 00:15:13,890
Yes, I do.

750
00:15:13,932 --> 00:15:15,264
How do you guys

751
00:15:13,932 --> 00:15:15,264
know Peralta?

752
00:15:15,304 --> 00:15:16,845
Oh, I used to fly with him

753
00:15:15,304 --> 00:15:16,845
back in Oregon.

754
00:15:16,887 --> 00:15:18,178
My name's

755
00:15:16,887 --> 00:15:18,178
Captain Spike Masters.

756
00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:19,592
This is my co-pilot

757
00:15:18,220 --> 00:15:19,592
Wanda Cohen.

758
00:15:19,634 --> 00:15:20,758
I drive the plane

759
00:15:19,634 --> 00:15:20,758
when he sleeps.

760
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,923
I also take care

761
00:15:20,800 --> 00:15:22,923
of hotel accommodations.

762
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,379
Where'd you guys say

763
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,379
you flew in from?

764
00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:25,461
Akron.

765
00:15:24,420 --> 00:15:25,461
Luxembourg.

766
00:15:25,503 --> 00:15:26,752
Connected in Akron.

767
00:15:26,794 --> 00:15:30,083
Took the old 78... 9er

768
00:15:26,794 --> 00:15:30,083
on the wind stream.

769
00:15:30,124 --> 00:15:31,622
You know, flight stuff.

770
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:32,621
Anyhow...

771
00:15:33,745 --> 00:15:35,161
Can we grab those two whiskeys,

772
00:15:33,745 --> 00:15:35,161
please?

773
00:15:35,203 --> 00:15:36,202
I do not know

774
00:15:35,203 --> 00:15:36,202
who you are,

775
00:15:36,243 --> 00:15:37,491
and I do not think

776
00:15:36,243 --> 00:15:37,491
you are pilots.

777
00:15:37,532 --> 00:15:39,032
Your suit

778
00:15:37,532 --> 00:15:39,032
doesn't even fit.

779
00:15:39,074 --> 00:15:40,363
Ah.

780
00:15:40,404 --> 00:15:41,570
I had my stomach stapled.

781
00:15:41,612 --> 00:15:43,526
Sécurité! Sécurité!

782
00:15:45,566 --> 00:15:47,522
Ah!

783
00:15:45,566 --> 00:15:47,522
Unhand us.

784
00:15:47,564 --> 00:15:48,813
This is outrageous.

785
00:15:48,855 --> 00:15:50,770
I demand to speak

786
00:15:48,855 --> 00:15:50,770
with the commodore himself.

787
00:15:50,811 --> 00:15:53,018
There's no way

788
00:15:50,811 --> 00:15:53,018
we'll get her fingerprints now.

789
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:54,849
Oh, really?

790
00:15:54,891 --> 00:15:55,848
Voila.

791
00:15:55,890 --> 00:15:57,014
French.

792
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,637
She cleaned the bar

793
00:15:57,056 --> 00:15:58,637
quite thoroughly,

794
00:15:58,678 --> 00:16:01,135
but this bottle is filthy

795
00:15:58,678 --> 00:16:01,135
with her prints.

796
00:16:01,177 --> 00:16:02,134
Smurt.

797
00:16:02,176 --> 00:16:03,216
That's why you're the pilot,

798
00:16:03,256 --> 00:16:04,215
and I'm the co-pilot.

799
00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:06,005
Copy that, Wanda.

800
00:16:06,047 --> 00:16:07,669
Copy that.

801
00:16:07,711 --> 00:16:09,127
Wanda Cohen.

802
00:16:09,169 --> 00:16:11,332
Wait, Captain.

803
00:16:11,373 --> 00:16:13,206
Gina and I figured out

804
00:16:11,373 --> 00:16:13,206
your dumb brain teaser.

805
00:16:13,246 --> 00:16:14,370
I highly doubt that, sir.

806
00:16:14,412 --> 00:16:15,703
I'll judge for myself,

807
00:16:14,412 --> 00:16:15,703
Santiago.

808
00:16:15,745 --> 00:16:16,869
Okay, Diaz.

809
00:16:16,911 --> 00:16:18,283
What's the solution?

810
00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:19,282
We have no idea.

811
00:16:19,324 --> 00:16:20,281
Ha!

812
00:16:19,324 --> 00:16:20,281
Told ya.

813
00:16:20,323 --> 00:16:21,530
But neither do you, sir.

814
00:16:21,572 --> 00:16:22,529
What?

815
00:16:22,571 --> 00:16:23,528
Captain Holt,

816
00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:24,819
you don't know

817
00:16:23,570 --> 00:16:24,819
what the solution is.

818
00:16:24,861 --> 00:16:26,027
Excuse me?

819
00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,316
Here's how we cracked it.

820
00:16:27,357 --> 00:16:30,023
I took the photo of you

821
00:16:27,357 --> 00:16:30,023
demolishing Amy's spirit

822
00:16:30,064 --> 00:16:34,102
and made these clever T-shirts

823
00:16:30,064 --> 00:16:34,102
that say, "#nerdfail."

824
00:16:34,144 --> 00:16:35,433
It's not that clever.

825
00:16:35,474 --> 00:16:36,724
It's hilarious.

826
00:16:36,765 --> 00:16:37,973
Look at this.

827
00:16:38,015 --> 00:16:41,343
Your expression

828
00:16:38,015 --> 00:16:41,343
is the same as Amy's

829
00:16:41,385 --> 00:16:42,801
because you're both devastated

830
00:16:42,843 --> 00:16:44,134
that you just

831
00:16:42,843 --> 00:16:44,134
let down your mentors.

832
00:16:44,175 --> 00:16:45,673
I looked at your calendar.

833
00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:48,005
You're supposed to have

834
00:16:45,715 --> 00:16:48,005
breakfast with your old c.o.

835
00:16:48,046 --> 00:16:50,128
You wanted us to solve

836
00:16:48,046 --> 00:16:50,128
the problem before you saw him.

837
00:16:50,169 --> 00:16:51,625
That's crazy.

838
00:16:51,667 --> 00:16:52,624
She's right.

839
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:53,790
What?

840
00:16:52,666 --> 00:16:53,790
No.

841
00:16:53,832 --> 00:16:56,662
He posed that problem to me

842
00:16:53,832 --> 00:16:56,662
20 years ago.

843
00:16:56,704 --> 00:16:57,953
Every time I see him,

844
00:16:56,704 --> 00:16:57,953
he asks,

845
00:16:57,995 --> 00:16:59,077
"Do you have the answer yet?"

846
00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,241
And I never have.

847
00:17:00,283 --> 00:17:02,948
Those islanders

848
00:17:00,283 --> 00:17:02,948
and their pathetic seesaw

849
00:17:02,990 --> 00:17:04,279
haunt my dreams.

850
00:17:04,320 --> 00:17:06,070
They mock me in my sleep,

851
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:10,439
riding up and down

852
00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:10,439
on a teeter-totter of taunts.

853
00:17:10,481 --> 00:17:11,438
Cool.

854
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,520
So who gets

855
00:17:11,480 --> 00:17:13,520
the Beyoncé tickets?

856
00:17:22,386 --> 00:17:24,384
Guess who just freed his dad

857
00:17:22,386 --> 00:17:24,384
from Canadian prison

858
00:17:24,425 --> 00:17:26,092
and slammed

859
00:17:24,425 --> 00:17:26,092
six free mimosas

860
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,589
on the first-class

861
00:17:26,133 --> 00:17:27,589
flight home

862
00:17:27,631 --> 00:17:29,254
sans the juice?

863
00:17:29,295 --> 00:17:30,378
Spoiler alert,

864
00:17:29,295 --> 00:17:30,378
it was Jake.

865
00:17:30,419 --> 00:17:31,377
It was me.

866
00:17:31,418 --> 00:17:32,709
So turns out

867
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:33,917
my dad's sidepiece

868
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:33,917
framed him.

869
00:17:33,959 --> 00:17:35,124
She was hella pissed

870
00:17:35,164 --> 00:17:37,081
'cause she found out

871
00:17:35,164 --> 00:17:37,081
about his real girlfriend

872
00:17:37,122 --> 00:17:38,245
and his other sidepiece.

873
00:17:38,286 --> 00:17:40,243
So yeah.

874
00:17:40,284 --> 00:17:42,199
Turns out my dad

875
00:17:40,284 --> 00:17:42,199
is a great guy after all.

876
00:17:42,241 --> 00:17:43,824
And in celebration

877
00:17:42,241 --> 00:17:43,824
of my freedom,

878
00:17:43,865 --> 00:17:45,613
I'm taking

879
00:17:43,865 --> 00:17:45,613
everybody out tonight.

880
00:17:45,655 --> 00:17:46,612
Drinks are on me.

881
00:17:46,654 --> 00:17:48,819
Eh?

882
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,191
Where's Scully?

883
00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:51,398
Scully.

884
00:17:50,233 --> 00:17:51,398
Oh, no.

885
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:52,439
Who?

886
00:17:56,644 --> 00:17:57,601
Hey, Hank.

887
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:58,767
When you see

888
00:17:57,643 --> 00:17:58,767
my dad walk in,

889
00:17:58,809 --> 00:17:59,891
can you dim the lights

890
00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:00,890
and play

891
00:17:59,933 --> 00:18:00,890
We Are the Champions?

892
00:18:00,932 --> 00:18:02,014
No.

893
00:18:02,056 --> 00:18:03,220
I don't know

894
00:18:02,056 --> 00:18:03,220
what your dad looks like,

895
00:18:03,261 --> 00:18:04,219
I don't have the song...

896
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:05,635
And the lights

897
00:18:04,260 --> 00:18:05,635
aren't on dimmers.

898
00:18:05,676 --> 00:18:07,009
Oh, no.

899
00:18:05,676 --> 00:18:07,009
It's okay, Jake.

900
00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:08,965
You give me the signal,

901
00:18:07,051 --> 00:18:08,965
I'll start unscrewing bulbs.

902
00:18:09,007 --> 00:18:11,170
No, my dad just texted.

903
00:18:11,212 --> 00:18:12,544
He's not coming.

904
00:18:12,586 --> 00:18:14,292
To Jake's dad!

905
00:18:17,164 --> 00:18:18,413
Yep.

906
00:18:20,995 --> 00:18:22,159
Sorry, Jake.

907
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,283
I'm sure your dad has

908
00:18:22,201 --> 00:18:23,283
a really good reason

909
00:18:23,325 --> 00:18:24,282
for not being here.

910
00:18:24,324 --> 00:18:25,990
No, don't do that,

911
00:18:24,324 --> 00:18:25,990
all right?

912
00:18:26,032 --> 00:18:27,112
Don't let him off the hook.

913
00:18:27,154 --> 00:18:28,528
That's what I've done

914
00:18:27,154 --> 00:18:28,528
my whole life.

915
00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:30,401
You know, when he missed

916
00:18:28,570 --> 00:18:30,401
my 11th birthday,

917
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:34,272
I blamed myself for being born

918
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:34,272
on a peak travel day.

919
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,022
You were right about him,

920
00:18:34,314 --> 00:18:36,022
Boyle.

921
00:18:36,063 --> 00:18:37,603
So what do we do now?

922
00:18:37,644 --> 00:18:38,977
Hug for ten minutes.

923
00:18:39,019 --> 00:18:40,183
No, give me a rain check

924
00:18:39,019 --> 00:18:40,183
on the hug.

925
00:18:40,224 --> 00:18:41,932
There's something

926
00:18:40,224 --> 00:18:41,932
I got to do.

927
00:18:41,974 --> 00:18:43,847
You can have my beer.

928
00:18:41,974 --> 00:18:43,847
Cool.

929
00:18:46,343 --> 00:18:47,968
Jake.

930
00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,674
I'm sorry I couldn't make it

931
00:18:48,010 --> 00:18:49,674
to the party.

932
00:18:49,716 --> 00:18:52,921
I'm subbing for a buddy

933
00:18:49,716 --> 00:18:52,921
who's got an early flight.

934
00:18:52,963 --> 00:18:54,045
I'm sure you're upset.

935
00:18:54,085 --> 00:18:55,877
No, actually,

936
00:18:54,085 --> 00:18:55,877
I'm not upset at all.

937
00:18:55,918 --> 00:18:56,876
Yeah?

938
00:18:56,917 --> 00:18:57,875
Great.

939
00:18:57,916 --> 00:18:59,330
No, more relieved.

940
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,620
You know,

941
00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,620
you were always my hero,

942
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,326
but I think I'm finally

943
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:03,326
starting to see you

944
00:19:03,368 --> 00:19:04,367
for who you really are:

945
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:06,115
a regional airline pilot

946
00:19:06,157 --> 00:19:07,489
whose landings

947
00:19:06,157 --> 00:19:07,489
are bumpy as hell

948
00:19:07,531 --> 00:19:08,739
and a pretty selfish guy

949
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,820
who genuinely doesn't care

950
00:19:08,780 --> 00:19:10,820
about being a dad.

951
00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:14,107
Jake, you don't understand.

952
00:19:14,149 --> 00:19:17,022
There was a downdraft

953
00:19:14,149 --> 00:19:17,022
on the Drummondville runway.

954
00:19:17,062 --> 00:19:18,186
Oh, wow.

955
00:19:18,228 --> 00:19:19,185
It's not my fault.

956
00:19:19,227 --> 00:19:20,685
Yeah, clearly.

957
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:24,097
Look, I've been making excuses

958
00:19:20,727 --> 00:19:24,097
for you my whole life,

959
00:19:24,139 --> 00:19:26,220
but you're

960
00:19:24,139 --> 00:19:26,220
a pretty crappy father,

961
00:19:26,262 --> 00:19:29,010
and until you're ready

962
00:19:26,262 --> 00:19:29,010
to be a good one,

963
00:19:29,050 --> 00:19:30,633
don't call me.

964
00:19:30,675 --> 00:19:32,047
Also I'm taking

965
00:19:30,675 --> 00:19:32,047
your captain hat

966
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:34,879
because it's cool,

967
00:19:32,089 --> 00:19:34,879
and I want it.

968
00:19:41,664 --> 00:19:42,996
I got to say,

969
00:19:43,036 --> 00:19:44,744
figuring out Captain Holt

970
00:19:43,036 --> 00:19:44,744
didn't know the answer

971
00:19:44,786 --> 00:19:45,910
was an incredible solve.

972
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,574
I'm sorry if we implied

973
00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,574
you weren't smart.

974
00:19:47,616 --> 00:19:49,739
Oh, and I'm sorry

975
00:19:47,616 --> 00:19:49,739
if we implied

976
00:19:49,781 --> 00:19:51,362
you're both asexual nerds

977
00:19:51,404 --> 00:19:53,777
who can only be friends

978
00:19:51,404 --> 00:19:53,777
with service animals.

979
00:19:53,819 --> 00:19:54,776
You didn't.

980
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:55,942
Not to your face,

981
00:19:55,983 --> 00:19:57,439
but to a ton of people

982
00:19:55,983 --> 00:19:57,439
behind your back.

983
00:19:57,481 --> 00:19:58,438
Thanks for the drink.

984
00:19:58,480 --> 00:20:00,103
Yes.

985
00:20:00,144 --> 00:20:01,185
Next round's on me.

986
00:20:01,227 --> 00:20:02,351
It's the least I can do

987
00:20:02,393 --> 00:20:05,139
for teasing your brains

988
00:20:02,393 --> 00:20:05,139
so mercilessly.

989
00:20:05,181 --> 00:20:07,054
So what are you gonna say

990
00:20:05,181 --> 00:20:07,054
to your old c.o. Tomorrow

991
00:20:07,096 --> 00:20:08,679
when he asks

992
00:20:07,096 --> 00:20:08,679
if you've solved the puzzle?

993
00:20:08,720 --> 00:20:09,678
I don't know.

994
00:20:09,719 --> 00:20:11,008
Thanks for bringing that up.

995
00:20:11,050 --> 00:20:12,383
Fun chat.

996
00:20:12,424 --> 00:20:14,047
Just say you're

997
00:20:12,424 --> 00:20:14,047
a captain now,

998
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,254
and you're busy

999
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,254
running a precinct,

1000
00:20:15,296 --> 00:20:17,211
so he can go

1001
00:20:15,296 --> 00:20:17,211
suck an egg.

1002
00:20:17,252 --> 00:20:18,585
Or we can all

1003
00:20:17,252 --> 00:20:18,585
work together

1004
00:20:18,627 --> 00:20:19,876
all night long,

1005
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,666
and I'm sure we can

1006
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:21,666
eventually figure it out.

1007
00:20:21,707 --> 00:20:24,079
I like that, Terry.

1008
00:20:21,707 --> 00:20:24,079
It shows real heart.

1009
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,661
But I'm going with Gina's

1010
00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:26,661
"suck an egg" idea.

1011
00:20:26,702 --> 00:20:29,658
You get

1012
00:20:26,702 --> 00:20:29,658
the Beyoncé tickets.

1013
00:20:29,699 --> 00:20:31,822
Oh-ho-ho-ho!

1014
00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,320
Of course I do.

1015
00:20:33,362 --> 00:20:34,319
I told you.

1016
00:20:34,361 --> 00:20:37,358
It was my birthright,

1017
00:20:34,361 --> 00:20:37,358
you bitches.

1018
00:20:40,355 --> 00:20:42,311
Superglue your panties

1019
00:20:40,355 --> 00:20:42,311
to your butts, ladies,

1020
00:20:42,353 --> 00:20:45,141
because Jake

1021
00:20:42,353 --> 00:20:45,141
is in the house!

1022
00:20:45,183 --> 00:20:46,432
What?

1023
00:20:46,474 --> 00:20:47,431
Never mind.

1024
00:20:47,473 --> 00:20:48,430
I'm a little drunk.

1025
00:20:47,473 --> 00:20:48,430
Ah.

1026
00:20:48,472 --> 00:20:50,178
I'm also worried

1027
00:20:48,472 --> 00:20:50,178
about you.

1028
00:20:50,219 --> 00:20:51,594
Come here.

1029
00:20:50,219 --> 00:20:51,594
Ten-minute hug time.

1030
00:20:51,636 --> 00:20:52,593
I'd rather not.

1031
00:20:52,635 --> 00:20:54,924
Come on.

1032
00:20:52,635 --> 00:20:54,924
Okay.

1033
00:20:54,964 --> 00:20:56,756
Boyle, release him.

1034
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,960
Fine, only because

1035
00:20:56,797 --> 00:20:58,960
you're ordering me to.

1036
00:20:59,002 --> 00:21:00,460
There's nine minutes left

1037
00:20:59,002 --> 00:21:00,460
on that hug.

1038
00:21:00,501 --> 00:21:01,792
Great.

1039
00:21:01,834 --> 00:21:03,332
Heh.

1040
00:21:03,373 --> 00:21:04,789
Nice job in Quebec.

1041
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:07,202
I bet the local cops weren't

1042
00:21:04,831 --> 00:21:07,202
happy you showed them up.

1043
00:21:07,244 --> 00:21:08,702
Yeah, well,

1044
00:21:07,244 --> 00:21:08,702
maybe not at first.

1045
00:21:08,744 --> 00:21:11,365
But by the end, they kept

1046
00:21:08,744 --> 00:21:11,365
calling me a real bâtard,

1047
00:21:11,407 --> 00:21:13,071
which I can only assume

1048
00:21:11,407 --> 00:21:13,071
means "hero."

1049
00:21:13,113 --> 00:21:14,279
It means "bastard,"

1050
00:21:14,321 --> 00:21:15,985
but that's only

1051
00:21:14,321 --> 00:21:15,985
because they were jealous.

1052
00:21:16,027 --> 00:21:17,151
You did good work.

1053
00:21:17,192 --> 00:21:18,150
Here.

1054
00:21:18,191 --> 00:21:19,608
Is this an allowance?

1055
00:21:19,649 --> 00:21:20,857
Are you giving me

1056
00:21:19,649 --> 00:21:20,857
an allowance?

1057
00:21:20,898 --> 00:21:22,771
No, I'm paying the bartender

1058
00:21:20,898 --> 00:21:22,771
for more drinks.

1059
00:21:22,813 --> 00:21:23,935
Oh, right.

1060
00:21:25,184 --> 00:21:26,183
I'm proud of you.

1061
00:21:29,139 --> 00:21:30,763
Nine minutes start now!

1062
00:21:32,803 --> 00:21:34,801
Not a doctor.

1063
00:21:32,803 --> 00:21:34,801
Shh!