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Heads up... there's

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our perp, looking all

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perpy, just perping

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his way down Perp Street.

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- Take a picture!

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- Give me one second.

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This light is really

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unflattering for his complexion.

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It doesn't have

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to be perfect.

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Tom Olson is a bad dude.

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He's held up four electronic

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stores at gunpoint.

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Man, I wish you hadn't read

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that Annie Leibovitz book.

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Quit calling it a book.

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It was a visual journey.

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You probably think I should

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shoot this in color

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instead of black and white.

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Yes!

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Shoot color!

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Why have you been shooting

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black and white?

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Wait.

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Where's he going now?

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Come on.

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Damn it.

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NYPD! Freeze!

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He's trapped!

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Top-of-car foot chase!

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My birthday wish

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finally came true!

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Keep it up, Jake!

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He's yours!

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He's yours!

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He's yours!

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I know!

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I feel like the coolest person

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in New York City!

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Ooh, nice pimp walk,

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pimp.

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Well, thank you,

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pimpin' playa.

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Whoa.

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That is not a pimp walk.

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That's a limp walk.

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You sure you should

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be here today, Jake?

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I mean, you

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wiped out hard.

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It wasn't so much

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a wipeout

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as it was a controlled

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power fall, Sarge.

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Well...

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That's his

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disagreement squeak.

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You wiped out.

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What'd the doctor say?

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Welcome; we haven't

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seen you in 11 years.

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Haven't been to the

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doctor in 11 years.

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How trill is that?

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Your tone's braggy,

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but your words

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are real sad.

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Hmm.

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Did he clear you

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for active duty?

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First of all, the

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doctor was a woman.

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There's a such thing

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as women doctors, Sarge.

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I lied for effect.

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It was a man.

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And he said that I

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was perfectly fine,

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except for three

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cracked ribs

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and a broken toe,

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which were right next

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to two other broken toes.

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Did he clear you or not?

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He did not. All right.

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Let's get to work, guys.

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We got a perp to catch.

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Oh, forget that.

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Uh-uh. No. Look.

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There's a APB out

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for your guy.

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Lots of cops

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are looking for him.

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You don't need

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to be here.

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Sarge, I know this case

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better than anyone,

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and I am this close

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to solving it.

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Your fingers are

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really far apart.

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Yeah, I also have a hairline

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fracture in my thumb.

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Mankind's least important

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finger... am I right?

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Sarge, please.

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Please.

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Please, please, please.

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Just let me stay

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on the case, all right?

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I promise I won't go

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into the field

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or do anything dangerous.

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Fine.

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You can work the case

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from right here,

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but you are tied

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to your desk.

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Ooh.

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Tied to my desk.

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Mr. Grey will see

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you now, Sarge.

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You wanted to see me, sir?

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We have a situation,

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and it's bad.

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Check your e-mail.

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- No.

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- Yes.

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Kevin insists

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on you and Marcus

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joining us for dinner

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at our house.

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But we agreed to keep

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our personal

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and professional

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lives separate.

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It is weird enough

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I am dating your nephew

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without dragging your

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husband and dog into it.

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You think I want this?

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Because I do not want this.

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Sadly, Marcus and Kevin

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can be held off no longer.

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Okay.

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So what's

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our play here?

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My stomach's

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a little off.

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I could say

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I'm sick.

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Well, I've used the sick

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excuse for you eight times.

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I think they're

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catching on.

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You could say

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you're sick.

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No one would ever

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believe that.

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No.

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This is happening.

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But don't worry.

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I have a plan to keep things

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from getting too personal.

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I'm inviting some

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intimacy buffers.

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Dinner party at your house?

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Oh, mama!

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I will be there.

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All I ask is that you

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clear the furniture

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out of your living room

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so I can show Kev

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some of my new dance opera.

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Why just some of it?

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Do the whole thing.

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Yes; nothing would

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make me happier.

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See you Thursday

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at 8:00.

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Copy that, Cap-I-tan!

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Later, skater.

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Yes.

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This is wonderful.

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The dinner's not

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for four days,

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and you're already

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freaking out.

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Excuse me.

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Did you not just hear me

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say, "Later, skater"?

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All right. Fine.

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There's a slight chance

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that, in the past,

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I may have tried a little

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too hard around the captain.

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So this time, I'm gonna

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be super chill.

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Good plan.

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Whoa!

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It just says

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you got uninvited.

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What?

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Oh, honey.

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Oh. I get it.

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You're joking.

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See? I'm cool.

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I get jokes.

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Boyle, have you

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seen Jake?

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No.

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I was out getting him

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some healing broth.

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I was torn between

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chicken or beef,

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but then it hit me.

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Goat!

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What happened?

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I heard a bang!

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No. No bang.

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Everything's totally normal.

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Really?

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It looks, to me, like

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you did something stupid

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like try to lift

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a heavy box.

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Sarge, come on.

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In my condition?

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Suck it, MacGyver.

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Pretty elegant

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solution, right?

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No!

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Everything

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fell everywhere.

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All you had to do

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was sit at your desk.

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What is your problem?

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I don't have a problem.

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I'm just trying

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to solve this case,

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and everyone's

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making a huge deal

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because I have

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a few minor injuries

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to my ribs, ankle,

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hand, toes, and jaw.

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- Jaw?

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- Yeah, that just happened.

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I got hit in the face

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with a box.

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But look.

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I'm fine.

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- I promise you.

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- No, you're not.

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I'm done with this,

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Peralta.

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Go home and get better.

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Now!

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All right, fine.

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But I'm taking this box

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of evidence with me.

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If you can pick it up,

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you can take it.

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Deal.

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See? I'm fine.

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Yo, yo, yo!

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Miss me, miss me,

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now you got to kiss me!

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I'm talking to you.

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Jake, what are you doing here?

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It's only been four days.

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You're supposed to take

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a full week off of work.

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Come on, Sarge.

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Does it look like

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I'm on the job?

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Okay then.

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What are you doing here?

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Taking your advice

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to rest and relax

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to the next level.

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Swinging by

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to pick up Charles,

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and then we're headed

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to sunny, beachy,

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only recently devastated

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by a financial crisis

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Atlantic cit-ay!

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That's right,

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suckers.

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Jake and I are going on

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the coolest vacation ever.

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Official trip nickname:

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AC/DC.

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Atlantic City

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Dudes Club.

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Yeah.

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That's gonna change.

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But check it out, Sarge.

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Boyle and I

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are staying at...

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Damn.

304
00:06:04,964 --> 00:06:06,378
This place is luxe.

305
00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:08,418
Yeah, I've been trying to get

306
00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:08,418
Jake down there forever.

307
00:06:08,460 --> 00:06:10,499
Had I known all it'd

308
00:06:08,460 --> 00:06:10,499
take was a few broken bones,

309
00:06:10,541 --> 00:06:12,372
I would've hit him with

310
00:06:10,541 --> 00:06:12,372
a baseball bat years ago!

311
00:06:12,414 --> 00:06:13,455
Mm-mm.

312
00:06:13,496 --> 00:06:15,286
Sarge, it's a spa

313
00:06:13,496 --> 00:06:15,286
and a casino.

314
00:06:15,328 --> 00:06:16,535
A spasino!

315
00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:17,910
One of the room service options

316
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is a carving station.

317
00:06:21,572 --> 00:06:22,863
And what's this?

318
00:06:22,905 --> 00:06:24,777
I'm using a blanket

319
00:06:22,905 --> 00:06:24,777
as a napkin.

320
00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,442
That's fancy.

321
00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,442
That's fancy.

322
00:06:26,483 --> 00:06:27,441
Real fancy.

323
00:06:27,482 --> 00:06:28,440
All right.

324
00:06:28,481 --> 00:06:29,647
Well, that sounds

325
00:06:28,481 --> 00:06:29,647
good, Jake.

326
00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,188
Sounds like you guys

327
00:06:29,689 --> 00:06:31,188
are gonna have fun.

328
00:06:31,228 --> 00:06:33,226
Oh... oh, we will

329
00:06:31,228 --> 00:06:33,226
'cause we're staying at...

330
00:06:35,391 --> 00:06:37,806
Jake, this is not

331
00:06:35,391 --> 00:06:37,806
the Ravenna.

332
00:06:37,848 --> 00:06:41,012
No, it is not, but it

333
00:06:37,848 --> 00:06:41,012
is the world-famous

334
00:06:41,053 --> 00:06:42,759
Seafam Motel!

335
00:06:42,801 --> 00:06:44,215
I think the "O"

336
00:06:42,801 --> 00:06:44,215
fell off.

337
00:06:44,257 --> 00:06:45,298
Pretty cool, right?

338
00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:47,337
The Ravenna had

339
00:06:45,339 --> 00:06:47,337
a four-star restaurant.

340
00:06:47,379 --> 00:06:49,794
This place has a weird

341
00:06:47,379 --> 00:06:49,794
amount of dead seagulls,

342
00:06:49,836 --> 00:06:50,793
even for AC.

343
00:06:50,835 --> 00:06:52,499
All right. Fine.

344
00:06:52,541 --> 00:06:53,874
It's not a vacation.

345
00:06:53,915 --> 00:06:55,123
It's a stakeout.

346
00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:56,829
My perp has a brother

347
00:06:55,164 --> 00:06:56,829
who lives in this dump,

348
00:06:56,871 --> 00:06:58,451
and I think he's hiding out

349
00:06:56,871 --> 00:06:58,451
with him here.

350
00:06:58,493 --> 00:06:59,576
Seriously?

351
00:06:59,617 --> 00:07:01,075
I was looking forward

352
00:06:59,617 --> 00:07:01,075
to this trip.

353
00:07:01,117 --> 00:07:02,489
I can't believe

354
00:07:01,117 --> 00:07:02,489
you lied to me.

355
00:07:02,531 --> 00:07:04,155
It wasn't a lie.

356
00:07:04,195 --> 00:07:05,154
It was...

357
00:07:05,194 --> 00:07:08,151
an illusion!

358
00:07:08,191 --> 00:07:09,858
All right. It was a lie.

359
00:07:08,191 --> 00:07:09,858
I'm sorry.

360
00:07:09,899 --> 00:07:11,148
I had to make it

361
00:07:09,899 --> 00:07:11,148
sound really cool

362
00:07:11,188 --> 00:07:12,813
so you'd drop everything

363
00:07:11,188 --> 00:07:12,813
and come with me.

364
00:07:12,855 --> 00:07:15,019
I can't let Olson walk,

365
00:07:12,855 --> 00:07:15,019
and I can't catch him alone.

366
00:07:15,061 --> 00:07:16,851
Plus, this is gonna

367
00:07:15,061 --> 00:07:16,851
be super fun!

368
00:07:16,892 --> 00:07:18,557
New trip nickname:

369
00:07:16,892 --> 00:07:18,557
AC/DC.

370
00:07:18,598 --> 00:07:20,847
Atlantic City

371
00:07:18,598 --> 00:07:20,847
Detectives Club.

372
00:07:20,888 --> 00:07:22,970
Oh... Okay! Fine!

373
00:07:23,011 --> 00:07:24,926
You know I can't say no

374
00:07:23,011 --> 00:07:24,926
to a good trip nickname.

375
00:07:24,968 --> 00:07:26,632
There he is.

376
00:07:24,968 --> 00:07:26,632
Ugh! Arm! Rib!

377
00:07:26,674 --> 00:07:28,006
Arm! Rib! Shoulder?

378
00:07:28,048 --> 00:07:29,295
Ooh.

379
00:07:29,337 --> 00:07:31,252
Marcus. Detective Diaz.

380
00:07:29,337 --> 00:07:31,252
What a surprise.

381
00:07:31,293 --> 00:07:33,043
I didn't expect you

382
00:07:31,293 --> 00:07:33,043
for another 91/2 minutes.

383
00:07:33,085 --> 00:07:34,042
See?

384
00:07:34,084 --> 00:07:35,665
Told you it was rude

385
00:07:34,084 --> 00:07:35,665
to be early.

386
00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:38,121
Well, let's cancel the entire

387
00:07:35,706 --> 00:07:38,121
evening and try again next year.

388
00:07:38,161 --> 00:07:39,120
Hey.

389
00:07:39,160 --> 00:07:40,409
She is hilarious.

390
00:07:40,451 --> 00:07:42,199
I thought you might need

391
00:07:40,451 --> 00:07:42,199
some help setting up.

392
00:07:42,241 --> 00:07:43,615
Oh, I'll put these

393
00:07:42,241 --> 00:07:43,615
in some water.

394
00:07:43,657 --> 00:07:44,864
Thank you.

395
00:07:44,906 --> 00:07:46,821
Marcus, you can help

396
00:07:44,906 --> 00:07:46,821
with the boeuf bourguignon.

397
00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:48,735
I subbed shallots

398
00:07:46,862 --> 00:07:48,735
for onions in the mirepoix.

399
00:07:48,777 --> 00:07:51,190
No!

400
00:07:48,777 --> 00:07:51,190
Are you kidding?

401
00:07:51,232 --> 00:07:53,438
I have no idea

402
00:07:51,232 --> 00:07:53,438
what he's talking about.

403
00:07:55,353 --> 00:07:56,602
I'm sorry.

404
00:07:55,353 --> 00:07:56,602
We're screwed.

405
00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:57,851
I should just

406
00:07:56,644 --> 00:07:57,851
break up with him.

407
00:07:57,893 --> 00:08:00,348
No, no, no, no.

408
00:07:57,893 --> 00:08:00,348
Santiago is always on time.

409
00:08:00,389 --> 00:08:01,931
We only have to make

410
00:08:00,389 --> 00:08:01,931
small talk for...

411
00:08:01,972 --> 00:08:03,678
8 minutes

412
00:08:01,972 --> 00:08:03,678
and 45 seconds.

413
00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,011
We better keep it impersonal.

414
00:08:05,053 --> 00:08:08,256
Acceptable topics include

415
00:08:05,053 --> 00:08:08,256
what constitutes a grain,

416
00:08:08,298 --> 00:08:09,506
the Hubble

417
00:08:08,298 --> 00:08:09,506
Space Telescope,

418
00:08:09,547 --> 00:08:10,838
orchid varietals,

419
00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,461
the birth

420
00:08:10,880 --> 00:08:12,461
of the transistor...

421
00:08:12,503 --> 00:08:13,668
We only have to fill

422
00:08:12,503 --> 00:08:13,668
8 minutes.

423
00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:16,791
Sure, but think

424
00:08:13,710 --> 00:08:16,791
about it as 480 seconds,

425
00:08:16,832 --> 00:08:18,205
and you'll see

426
00:08:16,832 --> 00:08:18,205
why I'm concerned.

427
00:08:18,246 --> 00:08:19,704
Oh, my God.

428
00:08:19,746 --> 00:08:21,078
Uh-oh, Amy.

429
00:08:21,118 --> 00:08:23,241
Train's moving

430
00:08:21,118 --> 00:08:23,241
real slow.

431
00:08:23,283 --> 00:08:25,239
We're gonna

432
00:08:23,283 --> 00:08:25,239
be epically late.

433
00:08:25,281 --> 00:08:27,529
Keep your reaction

434
00:08:25,281 --> 00:08:27,529
short and to the point.

435
00:08:27,571 --> 00:08:28,737
I'm running out of mem.

436
00:08:28,779 --> 00:08:29,736
Sorry, Gina.

437
00:08:29,778 --> 00:08:30,860
I hope we're late.

438
00:08:30,902 --> 00:08:32,566
That's how the

439
00:08:30,902 --> 00:08:32,566
fashionable crowd lives.

440
00:08:32,608 --> 00:08:35,354
I told you... tonight,

441
00:08:32,608 --> 00:08:35,354
I'm gonna have fun.

442
00:08:35,396 --> 00:08:36,437
What?

443
00:08:36,479 --> 00:08:37,936
I'm being chill.

444
00:08:37,978 --> 00:08:39,350
Why are you looking

445
00:08:37,978 --> 00:08:39,350
at me like that?

446
00:08:39,392 --> 00:08:41,348
Because

447
00:08:39,392 --> 00:08:41,348
something stinks,

448
00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:43,513
and it's definitely

449
00:08:41,390 --> 00:08:43,513
the food you brought.

450
00:08:43,555 --> 00:08:45,511
I think it smells great.

451
00:08:45,553 --> 00:08:47,551
It's my mom's famous

452
00:08:45,553 --> 00:08:47,551
nicoise salad.

453
00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:49,632
Amy, all your

454
00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:49,632
cooking stinks.

455
00:08:49,674 --> 00:08:50,923
Why would you

456
00:08:49,674 --> 00:08:50,923
even get involved

457
00:08:50,965 --> 00:08:52,129
with tuna and egg?

458
00:08:52,171 --> 00:08:53,754
No one else seems

459
00:08:52,171 --> 00:08:53,754
to mind it.

460
00:08:53,795 --> 00:08:54,836
We mind!

461
00:08:54,878 --> 00:08:56,333
We really,

462
00:08:54,878 --> 00:08:56,333
really mind.

463
00:08:56,375 --> 00:08:57,416
Just throw it out.

464
00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:59,040
I will not

465
00:08:57,458 --> 00:08:59,040
throw it out,

466
00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,705
but I will

467
00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,705
open a window

468
00:09:00,747 --> 00:09:02,661
because I'm a nice person.

469
00:09:05,241 --> 00:09:07,197
And I'm an even

470
00:09:05,241 --> 00:09:07,197
nicer person!

471
00:09:07,239 --> 00:09:08,196
Bye-bye, salad!

472
00:09:08,238 --> 00:09:10,153
No!

473
00:09:13,191 --> 00:09:15,857
Yo!

474
00:09:13,191 --> 00:09:15,857
Still no movement.

475
00:09:15,898 --> 00:09:16,981
How was the

476
00:09:15,898 --> 00:09:16,981
snack machine?

477
00:09:17,022 --> 00:09:18,979
Ah. Snacks abound!

478
00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:20,393
Told you this place

479
00:09:19,020 --> 00:09:20,393
was awesome.

480
00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,433
My theory is that

481
00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,433
Olson and his brother

482
00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:23,682
have been using it

483
00:09:22,474 --> 00:09:23,682
as a home base

484
00:09:23,724 --> 00:09:25,513
while they rob places

485
00:09:23,724 --> 00:09:25,513
up and down the coast.

486
00:09:25,555 --> 00:09:27,594
Fascinating.

487
00:09:25,555 --> 00:09:27,594
Fascinating.

488
00:09:27,636 --> 00:09:29,384
Do you desire

489
00:09:27,636 --> 00:09:29,384
a crispened potato?

490
00:09:29,426 --> 00:09:31,173
Ah, don't mind

491
00:09:29,426 --> 00:09:31,173
if I dooble.

492
00:09:31,215 --> 00:09:32,756
Wait a minute.

493
00:09:31,215 --> 00:09:32,756
"Crispened potato."

494
00:09:32,798 --> 00:09:33,880
Why are you

495
00:09:32,798 --> 00:09:33,880
fancy-talking?

496
00:09:33,922 --> 00:09:35,169
How dare you, sir?

497
00:09:35,211 --> 00:09:36,752
I speak the common tongue.

498
00:09:36,794 --> 00:09:37,751
There it is again.

499
00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:39,082
You only do that

500
00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:39,082
when you're lying

501
00:09:39,124 --> 00:09:40,081
or hiding something.

502
00:09:40,123 --> 00:09:41,163
Hiding? Ha!

503
00:09:41,205 --> 00:09:42,162
Pish-posh!

504
00:09:43,203 --> 00:09:44,369
Housekeeping!

505
00:09:44,411 --> 00:09:46,158
That's not housekeeping!

506
00:09:44,411 --> 00:09:46,158
That's betrayal!

507
00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,031
I can't believe

508
00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:48,031
you called the sarge!

509
00:09:49,364 --> 00:09:51,153
Hey, Sarge.

510
00:09:51,195 --> 00:09:53,151
Don't "Hey, Sarge,"

511
00:09:51,195 --> 00:09:53,151
me, Peralta!

512
00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,358
I'm about to break the rest

513
00:09:53,193 --> 00:09:55,358
of your damn body!

514
00:09:55,400 --> 00:09:56,524
Okay. Fine.

515
00:09:56,565 --> 00:09:57,648
I accept my fate.

516
00:09:57,690 --> 00:09:59,312
Just take a picture

517
00:09:57,690 --> 00:09:59,312
of my penis first,

518
00:09:59,354 --> 00:10:01,018
for posterity, and then

519
00:09:59,354 --> 00:10:01,018
do what you must.

520
00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:04,432
Amy says that we should

521
00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:04,432
start dinner without her.

522
00:10:04,474 --> 00:10:06,305
Then she writes,

523
00:10:04,474 --> 00:10:06,305
"Whatevs," colon,

524
00:10:06,347 --> 00:10:08,470
hyphen, closed parenthesis.

525
00:10:08,512 --> 00:10:09,469
Great.

526
00:10:09,511 --> 00:10:11,092
It's much nicer

527
00:10:09,511 --> 00:10:11,092
just the four of us.

528
00:10:11,133 --> 00:10:12,549
I mean, we can

529
00:10:11,133 --> 00:10:12,549
really get into it.

530
00:10:12,591 --> 00:10:14,547
Yeah, let's do

531
00:10:12,591 --> 00:10:14,547
just that.

532
00:10:14,589 --> 00:10:17,294
So Marcus, what

533
00:10:14,589 --> 00:10:17,294
orchids can you name?

534
00:10:17,336 --> 00:10:18,377
Oh, that's easy.

535
00:10:18,418 --> 00:10:19,668
None.

536
00:10:19,709 --> 00:10:21,457
Uh, well, here are the

537
00:10:19,709 --> 00:10:21,457
orchids that I can name.

538
00:10:21,499 --> 00:10:23,995
Beclardia, Beloglottis,

539
00:10:21,499 --> 00:10:23,995
Benthamia, Diphylax,

540
00:10:24,037 --> 00:10:25,286
Dipodium, Evotella...

541
00:10:25,328 --> 00:10:27,284
Raymond, you know

542
00:10:25,328 --> 00:10:27,284
how much I love

543
00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:28,784
hearing you talk

544
00:10:27,326 --> 00:10:28,784
about orchids...

545
00:10:28,825 --> 00:10:30,406
Great.

546
00:10:28,825 --> 00:10:30,406
Then there's Eriaxis...

547
00:10:30,448 --> 00:10:33,570
But I would love to hear

548
00:10:30,448 --> 00:10:33,570
more about our guest.

549
00:10:33,612 --> 00:10:35,902
Rosa, tell us

550
00:10:33,612 --> 00:10:35,902
about your family.

551
00:10:38,398 --> 00:10:39,481
I have one.

552
00:10:40,647 --> 00:10:42,227
You got to give him

553
00:10:40,647 --> 00:10:42,227
more deets than that.

554
00:10:42,269 --> 00:10:43,602
Her father's a teacher.

555
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,768
They're from

556
00:10:43,644 --> 00:10:44,768
Bensonhurst.

557
00:10:44,809 --> 00:10:46,265
Speaking of which,

558
00:10:44,809 --> 00:10:46,265
have they finished

559
00:10:46,307 --> 00:10:47,848
repairing the Hubble

560
00:10:46,307 --> 00:10:47,848
Space Telescope?

561
00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:48,930
Yes.

562
00:10:47,890 --> 00:10:48,930
Six years ago.

563
00:10:48,970 --> 00:10:51,761
So do you have

564
00:10:48,970 --> 00:10:51,761
siblings?

565
00:10:52,926 --> 00:10:56,962
I have...

566
00:10:57,004 --> 00:10:58,086
two sisters.

567
00:11:00,710 --> 00:11:02,625
I have to leave this.

568
00:11:07,951 --> 00:11:09,200
Phew! Great idea.

569
00:11:09,242 --> 00:11:10,199
Take a breather.

570
00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:12,156
That was way

571
00:11:10,241 --> 00:11:12,156
too personal.

572
00:11:12,197 --> 00:11:13,739
No one needs to know

573
00:11:12,197 --> 00:11:13,739
you have sisters.

574
00:11:13,780 --> 00:11:15,069
New topic:

575
00:11:15,111 --> 00:11:16,777
the moons of Jupiter.

576
00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:19,024
I think I might

577
00:11:17,860 --> 00:11:19,024
be pregnant.

578
00:11:20,815 --> 00:11:21,937
Oh.

579
00:11:23,729 --> 00:11:26,726
Oh...

580
00:11:26,767 --> 00:11:29,514
Oh, n...

581
00:11:29,556 --> 00:11:31,095
No.

582
00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:33,010
I came down here

583
00:11:31,137 --> 00:11:33,010
to stop you

584
00:11:33,051 --> 00:11:34,467
from doing

585
00:11:33,051 --> 00:11:34,467
something stupid.

586
00:11:34,509 --> 00:11:36,549
I called the ACPD

587
00:11:34,509 --> 00:11:36,549
and told them

588
00:11:36,591 --> 00:11:38,714
we had a possible perp

589
00:11:36,591 --> 00:11:38,714
at this motel.

590
00:11:38,755 --> 00:11:40,003
They're sending

591
00:11:38,755 --> 00:11:40,003
a squad car.

592
00:11:40,044 --> 00:11:41,502
Wow, Boyle.

593
00:11:41,544 --> 00:11:43,166
The fact that you

594
00:11:41,544 --> 00:11:43,166
would sell me out

595
00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:45,707
after I brought you

596
00:11:43,208 --> 00:11:45,707
to Atlantic City

597
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:48,120
on a half-expenses-paid,

598
00:11:45,748 --> 00:11:48,120
best-friend trip.

599
00:11:48,161 --> 00:11:49,869
I know. I'm sorry.

600
00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:52,199
It's just... I was worried

601
00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:52,199
about you getting hurt.

602
00:11:52,241 --> 00:11:54,364
No, Charles!

603
00:11:52,241 --> 00:11:54,364
Don't apologize!

604
00:11:54,406 --> 00:11:55,822
We're mad at him!

605
00:11:55,863 --> 00:11:59,025
I had to miss family dinner

606
00:11:55,863 --> 00:11:59,025
to drive my ass out here.

607
00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:00,817
Well, no one asked

608
00:11:59,067 --> 00:12:00,817
you to do that.

609
00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:01,981
Actually, I did.

610
00:12:00,858 --> 00:12:01,981
Remember?

611
00:12:02,022 --> 00:12:03,021
I betrayed you.

612
00:12:03,063 --> 00:12:04,646
Charles, what are you

613
00:12:03,063 --> 00:12:04,646
doing, bud?

614
00:12:04,688 --> 00:12:06,143
I just dug you out of this.

615
00:12:06,185 --> 00:12:07,476
Peralta, we're going home

616
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,890
as soon as that squad car

617
00:12:07,518 --> 00:12:08,890
gets here.

618
00:12:08,932 --> 00:12:10,848
Until then, you sit tight.

619
00:12:10,888 --> 00:12:12,137
You're on time out.

620
00:12:12,179 --> 00:12:13,387
That's your time-out chair.

621
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:16,008
Fine, but first,

622
00:12:13,428 --> 00:12:16,008
I have to go to the bathroom.

623
00:12:16,050 --> 00:12:18,799
And it will be work,

624
00:12:16,050 --> 00:12:18,799
due to my injured tailbone

625
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:21,170
and bruised bladder.

626
00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:29,037
What the hell?

627
00:12:29,079 --> 00:12:30,620
Oh.

628
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,034
Please be Olson.

629
00:12:32,076 --> 00:12:34,491
Please be Olson.

630
00:12:32,076 --> 00:12:34,491
Please be Olson.

631
00:12:34,533 --> 00:12:35,698
You're not Olson.

632
00:12:37,903 --> 00:12:38,985
Oh, no.

633
00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:44,147
Uh-oh.

634
00:12:48,393 --> 00:12:49,684
This stinks.

635
00:12:49,726 --> 00:12:51,557
I should be at home,

636
00:12:49,726 --> 00:12:51,557
taking care of my real babies.

637
00:12:51,599 --> 00:12:53,013
Not some big, dumb work baby.

638
00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:54,886
I know you're upset, Sarge,

639
00:12:53,055 --> 00:12:54,886
but I think the fact

640
00:12:54,928 --> 00:12:56,677
that you came

641
00:12:54,928 --> 00:12:56,677
all the way down here

642
00:12:56,719 --> 00:12:58,175
has really taught Jake

643
00:12:56,719 --> 00:12:58,175
a lesson.

644
00:12:58,217 --> 00:12:59,174
Help!

645
00:12:59,216 --> 00:13:00,173
And I'm wrong.

646
00:13:00,215 --> 00:13:01,255
He's done something dumb.

647
00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:02,961
- Help! Help!

648
00:13:01,297 --> 00:13:02,961
- Cover yourself, Jake.

649
00:13:03,003 --> 00:13:05,917
It's your friend

650
00:13:03,003 --> 00:13:05,917
Charles Boyle from work!

651
00:13:05,958 --> 00:13:08,665
Hey, guys.

652
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:11,329
What the hell

653
00:13:10,330 --> 00:13:11,329
are you doing

654
00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:12,910
out there, Peralta?

655
00:13:12,951 --> 00:13:15,533
Would you believe

656
00:13:12,951 --> 00:13:15,533
that my urine stream

657
00:13:15,575 --> 00:13:16,782
was so powerful that it...

658
00:13:16,822 --> 00:13:18,071
- No!

659
00:13:16,822 --> 00:13:18,071
- Okay.

660
00:13:18,113 --> 00:13:19,819
I thought I saw

661
00:13:18,113 --> 00:13:19,819
our perp,

662
00:13:19,861 --> 00:13:21,527
and I know I'm not

663
00:13:19,861 --> 00:13:21,527
supposed to be working,

664
00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:23,108
but technically,

665
00:13:21,569 --> 00:13:23,108
I wasn't working

666
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,190
because it

667
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,190
wasn't our guy.

668
00:13:25,231 --> 00:13:26,189
Get out of the bathroom!

669
00:13:26,230 --> 00:13:27,271
Yeah.

670
00:13:27,313 --> 00:13:29,102
We're gonna go sit

671
00:13:27,313 --> 00:13:29,102
on those gross beds

672
00:13:29,144 --> 00:13:30,185
and talk about the fact

673
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,350
that you have

674
00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,350
a real problem!

675
00:13:31,392 --> 00:13:32,475
Okay, I get

676
00:13:31,392 --> 00:13:32,475
that you're mad,

677
00:13:32,516 --> 00:13:33,805
and we are definitely

678
00:13:32,516 --> 00:13:33,805
gonna talk,

679
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,138
but I still haven't,

680
00:13:33,847 --> 00:13:35,138
technically,

681
00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,802
gotten to go pee, so

682
00:13:35,180 --> 00:13:36,802
if you wouldn't mind...

683
00:13:36,844 --> 00:13:37,801
I don't care.

684
00:13:37,843 --> 00:13:39,134
You have lost

685
00:13:37,843 --> 00:13:39,134
the right to pee.

686
00:13:39,176 --> 00:13:40,882
You can fidget,

687
00:13:39,176 --> 00:13:40,882
little man.

688
00:13:42,089 --> 00:13:43,547
Well, it's gonna be on you

689
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,462
when we're all covered

690
00:13:43,589 --> 00:13:45,462
in my whiz.

691
00:13:45,503 --> 00:13:47,042
Get your ass

692
00:13:45,503 --> 00:13:47,042
out there.

693
00:13:47,084 --> 00:13:51,080
Are your bosoms tender?

694
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,078
I'm gonna pretend that you

695
00:13:51,122 --> 00:13:53,078
didn't just ask me that.

696
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,201
Are your senses

697
00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,201
heightened?

698
00:13:55,243 --> 00:13:56,284
I think I might

699
00:13:55,243 --> 00:13:56,284
be pregnant,

700
00:13:56,325 --> 00:13:58,615
not bitten by

701
00:13:56,325 --> 00:13:58,615
a radioactive spider.

702
00:13:59,821 --> 00:14:01,195
Kevin asked me

703
00:13:59,821 --> 00:14:01,195
about my sister.

704
00:14:01,237 --> 00:14:02,486
She just told me

705
00:14:01,237 --> 00:14:02,486
she's pregnant,

706
00:14:02,528 --> 00:14:03,775
and that made me think...

707
00:14:03,817 --> 00:14:05,275
I've been feeling

708
00:14:03,817 --> 00:14:05,275
run down lately,

709
00:14:05,316 --> 00:14:06,607
my stomach's been weird,

710
00:14:06,649 --> 00:14:07,855
and I just did

711
00:14:06,649 --> 00:14:07,855
the math in my head

712
00:14:07,896 --> 00:14:09,146
and I think I'm

713
00:14:07,896 --> 00:14:09,146
a little bit late.

714
00:14:09,187 --> 00:14:10,810
Late to...

715
00:14:10,852 --> 00:14:11,976
Oh, right. Right.

716
00:14:12,017 --> 00:14:13,725
Your...

717
00:14:13,765 --> 00:14:14,764
What if I'm pregnant?

718
00:14:14,806 --> 00:14:15,723
Do I tell Marcus?

719
00:14:15,763 --> 00:14:16,722
What do I do with a baby?

720
00:14:16,762 --> 00:14:17,928
How do you take care

721
00:14:16,762 --> 00:14:17,928
of those things?

722
00:14:17,970 --> 00:14:19,010
Why are their heads so soft?

723
00:14:19,052 --> 00:14:20,427
Before you spiral

724
00:14:19,052 --> 00:14:20,427
any more,

725
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:21,757
you should take

726
00:14:20,468 --> 00:14:21,757
a pregnancy test.

727
00:14:21,799 --> 00:14:23,465
Yes. Smart.

728
00:14:21,799 --> 00:14:23,465
Immediately.

729
00:14:23,507 --> 00:14:24,673
Oh.

730
00:14:24,714 --> 00:14:26,421
Immediately

731
00:14:24,714 --> 00:14:26,421
immediately.

732
00:14:26,462 --> 00:14:27,670
Very well.

733
00:14:27,711 --> 00:14:29,251
I'll figure out a way

734
00:14:27,711 --> 00:14:29,251
to get you out of here

735
00:14:29,292 --> 00:14:30,708
without arousing

736
00:14:29,292 --> 00:14:30,708
suspicion.

737
00:14:30,748 --> 00:14:31,997
Now I'm regretting

738
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,538
blowing through my orchid

739
00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,538
material so quickly.

740
00:14:34,579 --> 00:14:36,867
Jake, you put work ahead

741
00:14:34,579 --> 00:14:36,867
of everything else,

742
00:14:36,909 --> 00:14:38,158
and it's not healthy.

743
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,822
Remember Cagney and Lacey's

744
00:14:38,200 --> 00:14:40,822
third birthday party?

745
00:14:40,863 --> 00:14:42,655
I hired you

746
00:14:40,863 --> 00:14:42,655
as Jakels the Clown.

747
00:14:42,696 --> 00:14:43,860
How'd that go?

748
00:14:43,902 --> 00:14:48,399
And Jeremy the giraffe

749
00:14:43,902 --> 00:14:48,399
has a very long neck!

750
00:14:48,440 --> 00:14:50,397
That's it.

751
00:14:50,438 --> 00:14:52,645
That little girl

752
00:14:50,438 --> 00:14:52,645
was strangled!

753
00:14:52,686 --> 00:14:54,724
You were thinking that

754
00:14:52,686 --> 00:14:54,724
at a kid's party.

755
00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:55,848
Life is more

756
00:14:54,766 --> 00:14:55,848
than just

757
00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:57,181
whatever case

758
00:14:55,890 --> 00:14:57,181
you're working on.

759
00:14:57,223 --> 00:14:58,970
If you don't figure out

760
00:14:57,223 --> 00:14:58,970
how to balance things,

761
00:14:59,012 --> 00:15:00,303
you're gonna burn out

762
00:14:59,012 --> 00:15:00,303
or get hurt.

763
00:15:00,345 --> 00:15:01,302
Oh, look.

764
00:15:01,344 --> 00:15:02,301
You did get hurt.

765
00:15:02,343 --> 00:15:03,300
Okay! Fine.

766
00:15:03,342 --> 00:15:04,591
You guys make

767
00:15:03,342 --> 00:15:04,591
some great points,

768
00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:06,506
but counterpoint:

769
00:15:06,547 --> 00:15:07,671
I am right all the time.

770
00:15:07,711 --> 00:15:08,710
There's our perp.

771
00:15:11,459 --> 00:15:12,998
All right. Let's go!

772
00:15:13,040 --> 00:15:13,997
Jake!

773
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,828
Observe him

774
00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,828
from a safe distance

775
00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:17,785
while we wait for the

776
00:15:15,870 --> 00:15:17,785
Atlantic City PD to show up.

777
00:15:17,826 --> 00:15:19,659
My exact instinct

778
00:15:17,826 --> 00:15:19,659
as well, Sarge.

779
00:15:19,699 --> 00:15:20,823
Good thinking.

780
00:15:20,865 --> 00:15:22,073
Oh, no.

781
00:15:22,114 --> 00:15:23,572
Are you certain we have

782
00:15:22,114 --> 00:15:23,572
to cut the party short?

783
00:15:23,614 --> 00:15:25,028
Yes; unfortunately,

784
00:15:23,614 --> 00:15:25,028
Detective Diaz

785
00:15:25,070 --> 00:15:27,151
has an unexpected emergency

786
00:15:25,070 --> 00:15:27,151
to take care of.

787
00:15:27,193 --> 00:15:28,150
All right.

788
00:15:28,192 --> 00:15:29,274
Do you need

789
00:15:28,192 --> 00:15:29,274
to go as well?

790
00:15:29,316 --> 00:15:30,772
No; it's not quite

791
00:15:29,316 --> 00:15:30,772
captain-worthy.

792
00:15:30,813 --> 00:15:34,684
But still advanced enough

793
00:15:30,813 --> 00:15:34,684
that Detective Diaz's talents

794
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,848
are best qualified

795
00:15:34,726 --> 00:15:37,848
to handle the...

796
00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:39,264
Non-emergency

797
00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:39,264
emergency.

798
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,263
Yes. Precisely.

799
00:15:40,305 --> 00:15:41,429
See? She's great.

800
00:15:41,471 --> 00:15:42,511
I should go do that.

801
00:15:42,553 --> 00:15:43,510
Now.

802
00:15:43,552 --> 00:15:45,342
Yes.

803
00:15:46,964 --> 00:15:48,297
- Hey. What's up?

804
00:15:46,964 --> 00:15:48,297
- Hi.

805
00:15:48,339 --> 00:15:50,170
Sorry we're so late.

806
00:15:50,211 --> 00:15:51,336
Actually,

807
00:15:50,211 --> 00:15:51,336
the party is over.

808
00:15:51,377 --> 00:15:52,335
What?

809
00:15:52,376 --> 00:15:53,999
The party is over!

810
00:15:54,998 --> 00:15:56,247
Oh, I see.

811
00:15:54,998 --> 00:15:56,247
You heard me.

812
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,329
You were just

813
00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,329
taken by surprise.

814
00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:00,618
Very well.

815
00:15:58,370 --> 00:16:00,618
Good night.

816
00:16:00,658 --> 00:16:02,283
But... oh!

817
00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:07,860
All I wanted to do

818
00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:07,860
was impress Captain Holt,

819
00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:08,984
and you know what?

820
00:16:09,026 --> 00:16:09,983
It didn't matter.

821
00:16:10,025 --> 00:16:11,399
It didn't matter

822
00:16:10,025 --> 00:16:11,399
that we were late,

823
00:16:11,441 --> 00:16:13,230
it didn't matter

824
00:16:11,441 --> 00:16:13,230
that I was chill,

825
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,103
and it didn't matter

826
00:16:13,272 --> 00:16:15,103
that the rats ate my salad.

827
00:16:15,145 --> 00:16:16,352
Oh, no.

828
00:16:16,394 --> 00:16:18,058
I definitely saw them

829
00:16:16,394 --> 00:16:18,058
running away from it.

830
00:16:23,802 --> 00:16:24,843
You know what,

831
00:16:23,802 --> 00:16:24,843
my friend?

832
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,799
It's time to be chill

833
00:16:24,884 --> 00:16:26,799
for real.

834
00:16:29,838 --> 00:16:30,795
Mmm.

835
00:16:30,837 --> 00:16:32,336
Yes, Gaga! Yes!

836
00:16:32,378 --> 00:16:33,460
That's the spirit!

837
00:16:35,832 --> 00:16:36,789
We should go.

838
00:16:36,831 --> 00:16:37,871
Yep.

839
00:16:37,913 --> 00:16:39,661
Damn ACPD:

840
00:16:39,703 --> 00:16:40,785
They should

841
00:16:39,703 --> 00:16:40,785
be here by now.

842
00:16:40,827 --> 00:16:42,658
He's looking at us.

843
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,199
Pretend to use

844
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,199
the ice machine, Boyle.

845
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:45,407
Gladly!

846
00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:46,821
Why is it so fun

847
00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:46,821
to get hotel ice?

848
00:16:46,862 --> 00:16:48,652
It feels wasteful,

849
00:16:46,862 --> 00:16:48,652
but also, like,

850
00:16:48,694 --> 00:16:50,443
"I bought this room.

851
00:16:48,694 --> 00:16:50,443
I deserve this ice."

852
00:16:50,485 --> 00:16:52,982
Shh!

853
00:16:50,485 --> 00:16:52,982
He's on the move.

854
00:16:53,023 --> 00:16:54,106
Okay.

855
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,020
I'll follow him

856
00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:56,020
till the ACPD get here.

857
00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:59,393
Damn it!

858
00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:59,393
Stay put, Peralta!

859
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:00,517
I will!

860
00:16:59,434 --> 00:17:00,517
Don't worry!

861
00:17:00,598 --> 00:17:01,931
I'm just gonna let

862
00:17:00,598 --> 00:17:01,931
Sarge follow him.

863
00:17:01,973 --> 00:17:03,180
I'm gonna stay right here.

864
00:17:01,973 --> 00:17:03,180
I can't do it.

865
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,221
I'm gonna cut him off

866
00:17:03,222 --> 00:17:04,221
in the alley!

867
00:17:04,263 --> 00:17:05,220
Ow! Ow! Ow!

868
00:17:06,842 --> 00:17:08,300
Ha! Shortcut!

869
00:17:08,342 --> 00:17:09,756
You just got Jaked!

870
00:17:11,796 --> 00:17:13,752
Oh!

871
00:17:11,796 --> 00:17:13,752
Oh, Jake!

872
00:17:13,794 --> 00:17:15,252
Oh! Ooh!

873
00:17:15,293 --> 00:17:17,208
Jake! You okay?

874
00:17:17,250 --> 00:17:18,457
No, Sarge.

875
00:17:18,499 --> 00:17:20,912
I got hit by a car!

876
00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:24,783
You happy now?

877
00:17:24,824 --> 00:17:25,907
Broken ribs

878
00:17:24,824 --> 00:17:25,907
and a million

879
00:17:25,949 --> 00:17:27,323
broken toes weren't

880
00:17:25,949 --> 00:17:27,323
enough for you?

881
00:17:27,365 --> 00:17:29,154
In retrospect,

882
00:17:27,365 --> 00:17:29,154
they were plenty.

883
00:17:29,196 --> 00:17:30,195
Yes.

884
00:17:30,237 --> 00:17:32,151
The worst part is,

885
00:17:30,237 --> 00:17:32,151
Olson got away.

886
00:17:32,193 --> 00:17:33,649
That's the worst part?

887
00:17:33,690 --> 00:17:35,398
You could've died, man.

888
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,854
I wasn't hurt

889
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:36,854
that badly.

890
00:17:36,896 --> 00:17:38,936
The doctor said all

891
00:17:36,896 --> 00:17:38,936
my bleeding was internal.

892
00:17:38,977 --> 00:17:40,558
That's where the blood's

893
00:17:38,977 --> 00:17:40,558
supposed to be.

894
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,974
Look,

895
00:17:40,600 --> 00:17:41,974
I know you're angry

896
00:17:42,016 --> 00:17:43,432
because I disrespected you

897
00:17:42,016 --> 00:17:43,432
as a boss.

898
00:17:43,474 --> 00:17:44,638
No!

899
00:17:44,679 --> 00:17:46,346
I'm upset my friend

900
00:17:44,679 --> 00:17:46,346
doesn't want my help

901
00:17:46,387 --> 00:17:48,093
because he insists

902
00:17:46,387 --> 00:17:48,093
on being an idiot!

903
00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:49,259
You know what?

904
00:17:49,301 --> 00:17:50,467
You're a lost cause.

905
00:17:50,508 --> 00:17:51,589
I'm done trying

906
00:17:50,508 --> 00:17:51,589
to help you.

907
00:17:51,631 --> 00:17:53,088
Terry's leaving.

908
00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:55,128
Wait.

909
00:17:58,042 --> 00:18:00,290
My second year on the force,

910
00:17:58,042 --> 00:18:00,290
I was working a drug case,

911
00:18:00,332 --> 00:18:02,455
tracking this

912
00:18:00,332 --> 00:18:02,455
drug dealer for months.

913
00:18:02,496 --> 00:18:04,161
Then, suddenly,

914
00:18:02,496 --> 00:18:04,161
he disappeared

915
00:18:04,203 --> 00:18:05,575
right before Memorial Day,

916
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:06,949
which I was supposed

917
00:18:05,617 --> 00:18:06,949
to take off

918
00:18:06,991 --> 00:18:08,655
for a guys' weekend

919
00:18:06,991 --> 00:18:08,655
with some friends.

920
00:18:08,697 --> 00:18:10,945
But how?

921
00:18:08,697 --> 00:18:10,945
We didn't know each other yet.

922
00:18:10,987 --> 00:18:13,525
Oh.

923
00:18:10,987 --> 00:18:13,525
Other friends.

924
00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:15,607
While I was gone,

925
00:18:13,567 --> 00:18:15,607
the dude resurfaced

926
00:18:15,648 --> 00:18:17,730
and got into a shootout

927
00:18:15,648 --> 00:18:17,730
with another drug dealer.

928
00:18:17,771 --> 00:18:19,519
Two civilians got shot.

929
00:18:19,561 --> 00:18:22,310
Meanwhile I was sipping

930
00:18:19,561 --> 00:18:22,310
pina coladas in Philly.

931
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,556
From that day on, I vowed

932
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,556
to never take time off

933
00:18:24,598 --> 00:18:26,181
during a case.

934
00:18:26,222 --> 00:18:28,095
Also, I don't love Philly.

935
00:18:28,137 --> 00:18:29,094
Jake, I get it.

936
00:18:30,135 --> 00:18:31,176
- Philly sucks.

937
00:18:30,135 --> 00:18:31,176
- Yeah.

938
00:18:31,217 --> 00:18:32,466
But why didn't you

939
00:18:31,217 --> 00:18:32,466
ever tell us?

940
00:18:32,506 --> 00:18:34,173
I was embarrassed

941
00:18:32,506 --> 00:18:34,173
about the choice I made.

942
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,920
People got hurt

943
00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:35,920
because of me.

944
00:18:35,962 --> 00:18:37,835
Perps get away.

945
00:18:35,962 --> 00:18:37,835
People get hurt.

946
00:18:37,877 --> 00:18:39,084
That's part of the job.

947
00:18:39,126 --> 00:18:40,874
But if you don't give

948
00:18:39,126 --> 00:18:40,874
yourself a break,

949
00:18:40,915 --> 00:18:42,580
you'll be no use to anyone.

950
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,413
Because you'll be dead.

951
00:18:44,454 --> 00:18:45,412
Real talk alert!

952
00:18:46,951 --> 00:18:48,367
Okay.

953
00:18:48,409 --> 00:18:49,366
I get it.

954
00:18:49,408 --> 00:18:50,407
I'd give you a hug,

955
00:18:50,448 --> 00:18:51,696
but right now,

956
00:18:50,448 --> 00:18:51,696
my body has

957
00:18:51,737 --> 00:18:53,944
the structural integrity

958
00:18:51,737 --> 00:18:53,944
of a chocolate soufflÃ©.

959
00:18:53,986 --> 00:18:56,359
Ooh!

960
00:18:58,480 --> 00:19:00,687
I am so hungover.

961
00:19:00,728 --> 00:19:03,559
Did we steal these

962
00:19:00,728 --> 00:19:03,559
sunglasses last night?

963
00:19:03,600 --> 00:19:04,599
No.

964
00:19:04,641 --> 00:19:07,721
You paid the bodega guy

965
00:19:04,641 --> 00:19:07,721
$200 for them.

966
00:19:07,763 --> 00:19:09,012
And his shirt.

967
00:19:09,054 --> 00:19:10,095
Ooh.

968
00:19:10,137 --> 00:19:11,467
That explains why

969
00:19:10,137 --> 00:19:11,467
I have a triple XL

970
00:19:11,509 --> 00:19:14,007
Scarface hoodie

971
00:19:11,509 --> 00:19:14,007
on my couch.

972
00:19:14,049 --> 00:19:15,382
Eh, worth it.

973
00:19:15,423 --> 00:19:16,838
It was a pretty

974
00:19:15,423 --> 00:19:16,838
fun night.

975
00:19:16,879 --> 00:19:18,710
Hey, I just wanted

976
00:19:16,879 --> 00:19:18,710
to say I'm sorry

977
00:19:18,752 --> 00:19:20,418
for cancelling

978
00:19:18,752 --> 00:19:20,418
the party so abruptly.

979
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:23,747
There was a non-emergency

980
00:19:20,458 --> 00:19:23,747
emergency.

981
00:19:23,789 --> 00:19:24,746
Your loss.

982
00:19:24,788 --> 00:19:26,079
Amy made a salad

983
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,493
and a cake,

984
00:19:26,121 --> 00:19:27,493
and they were...

985
00:19:28,534 --> 00:19:29,491
Amazing.

986
00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:30,907
Well, let's put

987
00:19:29,533 --> 00:19:30,907
a make-up dinner

988
00:19:30,949 --> 00:19:31,948
in the calendar.

989
00:19:31,989 --> 00:19:33,405
Or we could just

990
00:19:31,989 --> 00:19:33,405
go with the flow.

991
00:19:33,445 --> 00:19:34,611
See what happens.

992
00:19:34,653 --> 00:19:36,361
I don't give a... what?

993
00:19:36,402 --> 00:19:37,360
Too much.

994
00:19:37,401 --> 00:19:38,816
I mean, that

995
00:19:37,401 --> 00:19:38,816
would be great.

996
00:19:38,857 --> 00:19:39,856
Thank you, sir.

997
00:19:42,021 --> 00:19:42,978
Captain.

998
00:19:43,020 --> 00:19:44,768
Detective Diaz.

999
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:47,183
I'm not pregnant.

1000
00:19:47,225 --> 00:19:48,390
I see.

1001
00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:49,930
I just wanted

1002
00:19:48,430 --> 00:19:49,930
to say thank you.

1003
00:19:50,929 --> 00:19:53,010
Talking to you

1004
00:19:50,929 --> 00:19:53,010
was really helpful.

1005
00:19:53,052 --> 00:19:55,008
Maybe mixing our personal

1006
00:19:53,052 --> 00:19:55,008
and professional lives

1007
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:56,506
isn't as disgusting

1008
00:19:55,050 --> 00:19:56,506
as it sounds.

1009
00:19:56,547 --> 00:19:58,879
Yes, I agree.

1010
00:19:58,921 --> 00:20:02,001
And...

1011
00:20:02,043 --> 00:20:03,000
I'm glad

1012
00:20:02,043 --> 00:20:03,000
I could help.

1013
00:20:03,042 --> 00:20:06,788
Now, let's never

1014
00:20:03,042 --> 00:20:06,788
talk about...

1015
00:20:07,912 --> 00:20:08,869
Stop pointing at it.

1016
00:20:08,911 --> 00:20:10,118
Yes. Of course.

1017
00:20:10,160 --> 00:20:12,200
Um...

1018
00:20:12,241 --> 00:20:13,240
Dismissed?

1019
00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:19,608
Yo!

1020
00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:20,690
Welcome back,

1021
00:20:19,649 --> 00:20:20,690
Peralta.

1022
00:20:20,732 --> 00:20:21,731
You look rested.

1023
00:20:21,773 --> 00:20:22,772
Thank you.

1024
00:20:21,773 --> 00:20:22,772
I am.

1025
00:20:22,813 --> 00:20:24,146
I caught up on a lot

1026
00:20:22,813 --> 00:20:24,146
of very important

1027
00:20:24,188 --> 00:20:25,518
daytime television.

1028
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,683
I tried grapefruit juice

1029
00:20:25,560 --> 00:20:27,683
for the first time... terrible...

1030
00:20:27,725 --> 00:20:28,891
and one day,

1031
00:20:27,725 --> 00:20:28,891
I even bought

1032
00:20:28,932 --> 00:20:29,890
the newspaper.

1033
00:20:31,139 --> 00:20:32,720
It was raining, and I

1034
00:20:31,139 --> 00:20:32,720
needed a cheap umbrella.

1035
00:20:32,762 --> 00:20:33,802
Impressive.

1036
00:20:33,844 --> 00:20:35,467
And how's your

1037
00:20:33,844 --> 00:20:35,467
broken everything?

1038
00:20:35,508 --> 00:20:36,674
Doctor gave me

1039
00:20:35,508 --> 00:20:36,674
the all-clear

1040
00:20:36,716 --> 00:20:38,340
to come back to work,

1041
00:20:36,716 --> 00:20:38,340
and I'm allowed to have

1042
00:20:38,380 --> 00:20:39,796
light, non-strenuous sex,

1043
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:42,003
provided I stretch

1044
00:20:39,838 --> 00:20:42,003
before and after.

1045
00:20:42,045 --> 00:20:43,294
Nice.

1046
00:20:45,832 --> 00:20:48,829
Well, it's great

1047
00:20:45,832 --> 00:20:48,829
to have you back.

1048
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:51,409
Your perp got picked up

1049
00:20:49,870 --> 00:20:51,409
by some uniforms

1050
00:20:51,451 --> 00:20:52,742
in the Seven-Eight,

1051
00:20:52,783 --> 00:20:54,990
but I have a couple other

1052
00:20:52,783 --> 00:20:54,990
B&Es you could jump on.

1053
00:20:55,032 --> 00:20:56,446
Oh, actually, Sarge,

1054
00:20:56,487 --> 00:20:58,736
I'm not back-back

1055
00:20:56,487 --> 00:20:58,736
just yet.

1056
00:20:58,777 --> 00:21:00,817
I decided to take

1057
00:20:58,777 --> 00:21:00,817
two more vacation days.

1058
00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:02,523
A friend of mine said

1059
00:21:00,859 --> 00:21:02,523
I needed to experience

1060
00:21:02,565 --> 00:21:03,522
life outside of work.

1061
00:21:03,564 --> 00:21:04,563
Smart friend.

1062
00:21:04,604 --> 00:21:05,979
Anyways, I figured

1063
00:21:04,604 --> 00:21:05,979
I owed Boyle

1064
00:21:06,021 --> 00:21:07,601
a legit trip to AC, so.

1065
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:08,600
That's right, y'all!

1066
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,932
It's time for

1067
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:10,932
AC/DC: Part Two.

1068
00:21:10,974 --> 00:21:13,429
Atlantic City

1069
00:21:10,974 --> 00:21:13,429
Destruction Crew.

1070
00:21:13,470 --> 00:21:14,428
Actually, not bad.

1071
00:21:14,469 --> 00:21:16,467
Because we are going

1072
00:21:14,469 --> 00:21:16,467
to destroy

1073
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:19,423
eight different

1074
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:19,423
taffy crawls and one

1075
00:21:19,464 --> 00:21:22,545
"Ghosts of the Boardwalk"

1076
00:21:19,464 --> 00:21:22,545
bus tour!

1077
00:21:22,586 --> 00:21:23,627
Not where

1078
00:21:22,586 --> 00:21:23,627
I saw that going,

1079
00:21:23,669 --> 00:21:24,668
but I'm still excited!

1080
00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:25,667
Ha ho!

1081
00:21:25,709 --> 00:21:27,456
This is gonna be epic, bro!

1082
00:21:27,498 --> 00:21:28,622
Quick, Sarge!

1083
00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:30,412
Punch me in the ribs

1084
00:21:28,664 --> 00:21:30,412
as hard as you can!

1085
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,824
Not a doctor.

1086
00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,824
Shh!

