1 00:00:09,269 --> 00:00:10,935 Oh, my God. 2 00:00:11,060 --> 00:00:12,269 Rosa's wearing pink. 3 00:00:12,392 --> 00:00:13,559 Rosa's wearing pink. 4 00:00:13,684 --> 00:00:15,185 Are we sure it's not 5 00:00:13,684 --> 00:00:15,185 a white shirt 6 00:00:15,309 --> 00:00:16,935 that's just been bloodied 7 00:00:15,309 --> 00:00:16,935 in a motorcycle crash? 8 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:19,684 Maybe it wasn't her. 9 00:00:17,060 --> 00:00:19,684 Does she have a twin sister? 10 00:00:19,810 --> 00:00:21,018 If Rosa had a twin, 11 00:00:21,144 --> 00:00:22,643 she would have eaten her 12 00:00:21,144 --> 00:00:22,643 in the womb. 13 00:00:22,768 --> 00:00:24,185 Wait. Hold it. Stop. 14 00:00:24,308 --> 00:00:25,851 How come none of you 15 00:00:24,308 --> 00:00:25,851 teased her about it? 16 00:00:25,977 --> 00:00:27,517 It's Rosa. She's scary. 17 00:00:27,643 --> 00:00:29,269 You guys are unbelievable. 18 00:00:29,392 --> 00:00:31,185 I once wore a tie 19 00:00:29,392 --> 00:00:31,185 with a splash of purple. 20 00:00:31,309 --> 00:00:33,726 You guys called me Mr. Grapes 21 00:00:31,309 --> 00:00:33,726 for two years. 22 00:00:33,851 --> 00:00:35,392 Oh, Mr. Grapes. 23 00:00:35,517 --> 00:00:37,102 I forgot about Mr. Grapes. 24 00:00:37,227 --> 00:00:39,601 If I wore a pink shirt, 25 00:00:37,227 --> 00:00:39,601 you'd tear me to shreds. 26 00:00:39,726 --> 00:00:42,350 Yeah, but you'd look like 27 00:00:39,726 --> 00:00:42,350 a My Little Pony with a gun. 28 00:00:42,476 --> 00:00:43,851 Let me guess. 29 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:45,601 Your theater club 30 00:00:43,977 --> 00:00:45,601 is putting on Grease, 31 00:00:45,726 --> 00:00:47,018 and you're playing a pink lady. 32 00:00:48,643 --> 00:00:49,810 What are you guys laughing at? 33 00:00:49,935 --> 00:00:51,144 If Boyle was wearing 34 00:00:49,935 --> 00:00:51,144 a pink shirt. 35 00:00:51,268 --> 00:00:52,684 I get it. That's hilarious. 36 00:00:52,810 --> 00:00:55,643 What's happening? 37 00:00:52,810 --> 00:00:55,643 Rosa is the one wearing pink. 38 00:00:56,684 --> 00:00:57,977 And? 39 00:00:58,102 --> 00:00:59,185 It's gorgeous. 40 00:00:59,309 --> 00:01:00,476 I wish I could pull that off 41 00:01:00,601 --> 00:01:02,227 Dream on, Strawberry Shortcake. 42 00:01:02,392 --> 00:01:03,726 Yeah, nice try, Mr. Grapes. 43 00:01:03,851 --> 00:01:06,227 - Mr. Grapes. 44 00:01:06,350 --> 00:01:08,684 Mr. Grapes! 45 00:01:29,060 --> 00:01:30,977 Last night, several masked men 46 00:01:29,060 --> 00:01:30,977 robbed a number 47 00:01:31,102 --> 00:01:32,851 of check cashing locations 48 00:01:31,102 --> 00:01:32,851 in our precinct. 49 00:01:32,977 --> 00:01:35,308 They also hit several locations 50 00:01:32,977 --> 00:01:35,308 in the Nine-Three, 51 00:01:35,434 --> 00:01:37,060 so this will be 52 00:01:35,434 --> 00:01:37,060 a joint investigation. 53 00:01:37,185 --> 00:01:40,185 Detective David Majors 54 00:01:37,185 --> 00:01:40,185 is already on the case. 55 00:01:40,308 --> 00:01:42,559 Whoa, Dave Majors? Seriously? 56 00:01:42,684 --> 00:01:44,226 Who's that? 57 00:01:44,392 --> 00:01:46,476 He's The best detective in 58 00:01:44,392 --> 00:01:46,476 the NYPD: myself included. 59 00:01:46,601 --> 00:01:48,684 His arrest numbers 60 00:01:46,601 --> 00:01:48,684 are staggering. 61 00:01:48,810 --> 00:01:51,144 His conviction rate 62 00:01:48,810 --> 00:01:51,144 is magnificent. 63 00:01:51,268 --> 00:01:53,309 He is blotter dynamite. 64 00:01:54,392 --> 00:01:55,977 I mean, I'm cool. I'm just 65 00:01:54,392 --> 00:01:55,977 hanging out with you guys. 66 00:01:56,102 --> 00:01:58,268 Great, 67 00:01:56,102 --> 00:01:58,268 but what's his body like 68 00:01:58,392 --> 00:02:00,226 on a scale from Charles 69 00:01:58,392 --> 00:02:00,226 to Terry? 70 00:02:00,350 --> 00:02:01,810 Sorry, buddy. 71 00:02:01,935 --> 00:02:02,851 What? 72 00:02:02,977 --> 00:02:04,185 I'm the ten. 73 00:02:04,309 --> 00:02:05,309 Sure you are. 74 00:02:05,434 --> 00:02:07,102 Majors does just fine. 75 00:02:07,226 --> 00:02:09,559 His girlfriend is the 76 00:02:07,226 --> 00:02:09,559 weather lady from channel five. 77 00:02:09,684 --> 00:02:11,643 You know, the one who's always 78 00:02:09,684 --> 00:02:11,643 reaching for Cooperstown? 79 00:02:11,768 --> 00:02:13,268 Love her. 80 00:02:13,392 --> 00:02:14,810 Well, I need someone 81 00:02:13,392 --> 00:02:14,810 to partner up with him. 82 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,434 - Ooh, me, me, me, me, me. 83 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,434 - Oh, I'll do it. 84 00:02:16,559 --> 00:02:17,935 Sir, with all due respect, 85 00:02:16,559 --> 00:02:17,935 I'm the obvious choice. 86 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:20,309 I mean, look at me. 87 00:02:18,060 --> 00:02:20,309 I'm not in profile. 88 00:02:20,434 --> 00:02:21,893 Sir, please let the record show 89 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:23,893 that the sauce on his face 90 00:02:22,018 --> 00:02:23,893 is from yesterday. 91 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:25,810 And it is that level 92 00:02:24,018 --> 00:02:25,810 of eagle-eyed observation 93 00:02:25,935 --> 00:02:27,144 - that I plan to bring to... 94 00:02:25,935 --> 00:02:27,144 Enough. 95 00:02:27,268 --> 00:02:28,726 You can both work the case. 96 00:02:28,851 --> 00:02:30,309 Three heads are better than two. 97 00:02:30,434 --> 00:02:31,977 Also, 98 00:02:30,434 --> 00:02:31,977 I fear any other decision I make 99 00:02:32,102 --> 00:02:33,517 will just result 100 00:02:32,102 --> 00:02:33,517 in further noise. 101 00:02:33,643 --> 00:02:35,018 Good call, sir. 102 00:02:35,144 --> 00:02:36,184 I was about to start chanting, 103 00:02:35,144 --> 00:02:36,184 "Vote for Jake." 104 00:02:36,309 --> 00:02:37,350 Let's do it anyway. 105 00:02:37,476 --> 00:02:39,060 Vote for Jake. Vote for Jake. 106 00:02:39,184 --> 00:02:42,102 - Dismissed. 107 00:02:39,184 --> 00:02:42,102 - Yeah. 108 00:02:42,226 --> 00:02:43,102 Code Chartreuse. 109 00:02:43,226 --> 00:02:44,643 I repeat, Code Chartreuse. 110 00:02:44,768 --> 00:02:45,935 Gina, for the last time, 111 00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:47,350 please limit your alerts 112 00:02:46,060 --> 00:02:47,350 to ROY-G- 113 00:02:47,476 --> 00:02:48,726 Disappointing. 114 00:02:48,851 --> 00:02:50,308 "Code Chartreuse" means 115 00:02:48,851 --> 00:02:50,308 "the recruiter 116 00:02:50,434 --> 00:02:52,226 from Copperhead Security, 117 00:02:50,434 --> 00:02:52,226 Gary Shaw, is here." 118 00:02:52,350 --> 00:02:54,517 Gary Shaw has attempted 119 00:02:52,350 --> 00:02:54,517 to pry me away 120 00:02:54,643 --> 00:02:56,601 from the NYPD for eight years. 121 00:02:56,726 --> 00:02:59,517 When he makes his offer, 122 00:02:56,726 --> 00:02:59,517 I know just what I'll say: 123 00:03:00,434 --> 00:03:02,810 Never is not just a crater 124 00:03:00,434 --> 00:03:02,810 on Mars. 125 00:03:02,935 --> 00:03:04,268 Of course, 126 00:03:02,935 --> 00:03:04,268 it is a crater on Mars. 127 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:05,559 That's hilarious. 128 00:03:05,684 --> 00:03:06,893 It's not meant to be funny, 129 00:03:05,684 --> 00:03:06,893 Boyle. 130 00:03:07,018 --> 00:03:08,350 It's meant to be devastating. 131 00:03:08,476 --> 00:03:10,434 Captain Holt, 132 00:03:08,476 --> 00:03:10,434 good to see you. 133 00:03:10,559 --> 00:03:13,810 Mr. Shaw, 134 00:03:10,559 --> 00:03:13,810 let's just cut to the chase: 135 00:03:13,935 --> 00:03:16,268 Never is not just a crater 136 00:03:13,935 --> 00:03:16,268 on Mars. 137 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:21,977 Of course, 138 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:21,977 it is a crater on Mars. 139 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:23,768 Well, actually, 140 00:03:22,102 --> 00:03:23,768 I'm not here for you. 141 00:03:23,893 --> 00:03:25,935 A member of your squad 142 00:03:23,893 --> 00:03:25,935 reached out to me, 143 00:03:26,060 --> 00:03:27,768 a Sergeant Terry Jeffords. 144 00:03:28,434 --> 00:03:29,851 Oh. 145 00:03:29,977 --> 00:03:31,226 Oh, I see. 146 00:03:31,350 --> 00:03:34,018 Well, 147 00:03:31,350 --> 00:03:34,018 Sergeant Jeffords is out there. 148 00:03:34,143 --> 00:03:35,643 Thank you, Captain. 149 00:03:35,768 --> 00:03:38,060 There's my guy Terry the tank. 150 00:03:38,184 --> 00:03:41,268 What? Guys. What? Guys. 151 00:03:41,392 --> 00:03:43,601 Terry called him? 152 00:03:41,392 --> 00:03:43,601 He's shaking Terry's hand. 153 00:03:43,726 --> 00:03:45,434 Now I'm just describing 154 00:03:43,726 --> 00:03:45,434 everything that's happening? 155 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:46,768 What the hell is going on? 156 00:03:46,893 --> 00:03:48,060 I do not know. 157 00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:49,684 And now Captain Holt 158 00:03:48,184 --> 00:03:49,684 doesn't know. 159 00:03:56,768 --> 00:04:00,517 Well, well, well, 160 00:03:56,768 --> 00:04:00,517 what do we have here? 161 00:04:00,643 --> 00:04:02,143 Oh, Majors isn't here yet? 162 00:04:02,268 --> 00:04:04,101 I wasted all that coolness 163 00:04:02,268 --> 00:04:04,101 on a bunch of nobodies. 164 00:04:04,226 --> 00:04:05,601 I'm just gonna reset. 165 00:04:08,559 --> 00:04:10,392 Jake, he's a 166 00:04:08,559 --> 00:04:10,392 highly decorated detective. 167 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:13,059 He's not gonna be impressed 168 00:04:10,517 --> 00:04:13,059 by your sunglass choreography. 169 00:04:13,184 --> 00:04:16,517 He's gonna be too distracted 170 00:04:13,184 --> 00:04:16,517 by my notebook flip. 171 00:04:16,643 --> 00:04:18,559 Shut up. Shut up. He's here. 172 00:04:18,684 --> 00:04:20,268 Hey, you must be the Nine-Nine. 173 00:04:20,392 --> 00:04:22,059 - I'm Majors. 174 00:04:20,392 --> 00:04:22,059 - Hey. Peralta. 175 00:04:22,184 --> 00:04:24,059 This is Santiago. 176 00:04:24,184 --> 00:04:26,935 Well, well, well, 177 00:04:24,184 --> 00:04:26,935 what do we have here? 178 00:04:27,059 --> 00:04:29,143 You mean here in my notebook? 179 00:04:29,268 --> 00:04:30,935 I looked into the baby masks 180 00:04:29,268 --> 00:04:30,935 the perps were wearing, 181 00:04:31,059 --> 00:04:33,018 and no stores 182 00:04:31,059 --> 00:04:33,018 in the tri-state area sell them. 183 00:04:33,143 --> 00:04:35,268 Reminds me of a murder 184 00:04:33,143 --> 00:04:35,268 I worked a few years back. 185 00:04:35,392 --> 00:04:36,977 Perp always wore 186 00:04:35,392 --> 00:04:36,977 these weird masks 187 00:04:37,101 --> 00:04:38,434 We couldn't figure out 188 00:04:37,101 --> 00:04:38,434 where he bought them. 189 00:04:38,559 --> 00:04:40,018 Turns out he was making 190 00:04:38,559 --> 00:04:40,018 his own masks 191 00:04:40,143 --> 00:04:41,476 from human skin. 192 00:04:41,601 --> 00:04:43,268 No. 193 00:04:43,392 --> 00:04:44,893 That is so awesome. 194 00:04:45,018 --> 00:04:46,559 Really, Amy? For whom? 195 00:04:46,684 --> 00:04:48,184 Sounds to me like those 196 00:04:46,684 --> 00:04:48,184 face masks 197 00:04:48,309 --> 00:04:50,768 were once somebody's face... 198 00:04:48,309 --> 00:04:50,768 faces. 199 00:04:50,893 --> 00:04:52,434 That's true, Peralta. 200 00:04:52,559 --> 00:04:53,893 I think about that every day. 201 00:04:54,017 --> 00:04:56,517 You and me both. Ahh. 202 00:04:56,643 --> 00:04:59,517 Okay, I'm gonna look around, 203 00:04:56,643 --> 00:04:59,517 take a few statements. 204 00:04:59,643 --> 00:05:00,893 Juicy. Juicy. 205 00:05:01,017 --> 00:05:02,268 - Good call. Good call. 206 00:05:01,017 --> 00:05:02,268 - Yep, yep, yep. 207 00:05:02,392 --> 00:05:03,768 Tight, tight, tight, 208 00:05:02,392 --> 00:05:03,768 tight, tight. 209 00:05:03,893 --> 00:05:06,017 Well, looks like round one 210 00:05:03,893 --> 00:05:06,017 goes to Peralta. 211 00:05:06,143 --> 00:05:07,684 And don't worry; 212 00:05:06,143 --> 00:05:07,684 I'm just getting warmed up. 213 00:05:07,810 --> 00:05:10,268 I still have eight sunglass 214 00:05:07,810 --> 00:05:10,268 moves locked and loaded. 215 00:05:10,392 --> 00:05:12,101 Make that nine. 216 00:05:12,977 --> 00:05:14,476 A-whee. 217 00:05:21,017 --> 00:05:23,434 So how was lunch? 218 00:05:23,559 --> 00:05:25,851 It was good. 219 00:05:23,559 --> 00:05:25,851 I had the T-bone with... 220 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:27,350 I don't give a crap 221 00:05:25,977 --> 00:05:27,350 about the food. 222 00:05:27,476 --> 00:05:29,268 Just email me about that later. 223 00:05:29,392 --> 00:05:30,434 What happened with Gary? 224 00:05:30,559 --> 00:05:31,893 He gave me the hard sell. 225 00:05:32,017 --> 00:05:34,559 Look at all this swag I got: 226 00:05:34,684 --> 00:05:36,893 puffy vest, carabiner... 227 00:05:37,017 --> 00:05:38,643 Terry, carabiners suck. 228 00:05:38,768 --> 00:05:40,350 You want free stuff? 229 00:05:40,476 --> 00:05:42,559 Here you go. All right? 230 00:05:40,476 --> 00:05:42,559 You can have anything you want 231 00:05:42,684 --> 00:05:44,184 - from Amy's desk. 232 00:05:42,684 --> 00:05:44,184 - Yeah. 233 00:05:44,308 --> 00:05:45,810 Gary made me an offer: 234 00:05:46,768 --> 00:05:50,601 better hours, great benefits, 235 00:05:46,768 --> 00:05:50,601 a serious pay raise, 236 00:05:50,726 --> 00:05:52,350 my own office... with walls. 237 00:05:52,476 --> 00:05:54,517 Did you tell him Terry 238 00:05:52,476 --> 00:05:54,517 doesn't love walls? 239 00:05:54,643 --> 00:05:56,810 No, Terry loves walls. 240 00:05:56,935 --> 00:05:59,059 I'm seriously considering 241 00:05:56,935 --> 00:05:59,059 saying yes. 242 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:00,768 Look, I have another kid 243 00:05:59,184 --> 00:06:00,768 on the way. 244 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:02,434 Do you know how much 245 00:06:00,893 --> 00:06:02,434 diapers cost? 246 00:06:02,559 --> 00:06:04,143 Yes. 247 00:06:07,434 --> 00:06:08,768 The point is, 248 00:06:08,893 --> 00:06:11,308 I'm trying to do what's best 249 00:06:08,893 --> 00:06:11,308 for my family. 250 00:06:11,434 --> 00:06:13,601 - It's not just about me. 251 00:06:11,434 --> 00:06:13,601 - Exactly. 252 00:06:13,726 --> 00:06:17,934 It's about me and how you are 253 00:06:13,726 --> 00:06:17,934 abandoning me to these squares. 254 00:06:19,184 --> 00:06:20,350 Yikes. 255 00:06:20,476 --> 00:06:22,017 Look at all these baby masks. 256 00:06:22,143 --> 00:06:24,559 Looks like someone's due 257 00:06:22,143 --> 00:06:24,559 for a spanking from Papa Law. 258 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:25,934 Nice. 259 00:06:26,059 --> 00:06:27,601 So the van was stolen 260 00:06:26,059 --> 00:06:27,601 from a rental lot 261 00:06:27,726 --> 00:06:30,476 three weeks ago 262 00:06:27,726 --> 00:06:30,476 and dumped here yesterday. 263 00:06:30,601 --> 00:06:32,934 Talk about a curbside drop-off. 264 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:37,434 We're working a case here, Amy. 265 00:06:34,143 --> 00:06:37,434 t's not Showtime at the Apollo. 266 00:06:37,559 --> 00:06:39,684 Great point. 267 00:06:37,559 --> 00:06:39,684 Thank you so much, Jake. 268 00:06:39,810 --> 00:06:42,851 Well, I'm going to go sign 269 00:06:39,810 --> 00:06:42,851 the van over to forensics. 270 00:06:44,893 --> 00:06:47,059 Hey, listen, I'm a member 271 00:06:44,893 --> 00:06:47,059 of this invite-only speakeasy 272 00:06:47,184 --> 00:06:48,976 called The Keychain. 273 00:06:47,184 --> 00:06:48,976 Want to get a drink there later? 274 00:06:49,101 --> 00:06:51,643 I'd ask Amy also, 275 00:06:49,101 --> 00:06:51,643 but I can only bring one guest. 276 00:06:51,768 --> 00:06:54,184 Nah, it's cool; I'm sure 277 00:06:51,768 --> 00:06:54,184 she's busy tonight anyway. 278 00:06:54,308 --> 00:06:55,559 Taxes are due in eight months. 279 00:06:55,684 --> 00:06:56,934 Actually, they were due 280 00:06:55,684 --> 00:06:56,934 two weeks ago. 281 00:06:57,059 --> 00:06:59,684 Well, 282 00:06:57,059 --> 00:06:59,684 that is a horrible surprise. 283 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:02,810 But the point is, 284 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:02,810 drink sounds good. 285 00:07:12,476 --> 00:07:13,476 Password? 286 00:07:13,601 --> 00:07:15,268 Tropical. 287 00:07:18,892 --> 00:07:23,476 Oh, my gah. 288 00:07:23,601 --> 00:07:25,892 This place is amazing. 289 00:07:26,017 --> 00:07:27,976 Yeah, I come here 290 00:07:26,017 --> 00:07:27,976 after ever case I solve, 291 00:07:28,101 --> 00:07:29,976 - which means I'm here a lot. 292 00:07:28,101 --> 00:07:29,976 - Oh, nice. 293 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:31,851 Every time I solve one, 294 00:07:30,101 --> 00:07:31,851 I go get a steak dinner. 295 00:07:31,976 --> 00:07:33,810 My cholesterol is uh-terrible. 296 00:07:33,934 --> 00:07:36,143 Milo, 297 00:07:33,934 --> 00:07:36,143 this is my friend Jake. 298 00:07:36,268 --> 00:07:37,517 We're working a case together. 299 00:07:37,643 --> 00:07:39,226 Yeah, and this is 300 00:07:37,643 --> 00:07:39,226 my friend Dave. 301 00:07:39,350 --> 00:07:40,810 We're friends. I'll have a... 302 00:07:40,934 --> 00:07:42,350 Oh no. You don't order here. 303 00:07:42,476 --> 00:07:44,309 Milo makes you a drink 304 00:07:42,476 --> 00:07:44,309 he knows you'll love, 305 00:07:44,434 --> 00:07:45,434 and then you love it. 306 00:07:45,559 --> 00:07:47,017 Really? Interesting. 307 00:07:47,143 --> 00:07:50,184 Barrel Proof bourbon, neat, 308 00:07:47,143 --> 00:07:50,184 orange soda chaser. 309 00:07:50,309 --> 00:07:51,976 Well, to the first 310 00:07:50,309 --> 00:07:51,976 of many hangs. 311 00:07:52,101 --> 00:07:53,392 Yeah, totally. 312 00:07:53,517 --> 00:07:55,934 Listen, the reason 313 00:07:53,517 --> 00:07:55,934 I brought you here is, 314 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,309 I want to ask you, 315 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,309 what's the deal with Santiago? 316 00:07:58,434 --> 00:08:00,768 Amy? Oh, no. 317 00:07:58,434 --> 00:08:00,768 Did she do something weird? 318 00:08:00,892 --> 00:08:02,601 No, no, she's great. 319 00:08:02,726 --> 00:08:04,350 I just want to know if there's 320 00:08:02,726 --> 00:08:04,350 something going on with you two. 321 00:08:04,476 --> 00:08:05,392 You know, are you together... 322 00:08:05,517 --> 00:08:07,143 Oh, no, no. 323 00:08:07,268 --> 00:08:10,309 Cool, when this case is over, 324 00:08:07,268 --> 00:08:10,309 I'm gonna ask her out. 325 00:08:10,434 --> 00:08:11,768 Oh. 326 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,934 You're gonna ask out Amy 327 00:08:11,892 --> 00:08:13,934 when the case ends. 328 00:08:14,768 --> 00:08:16,059 Perfect. 329 00:08:16,684 --> 00:08:18,476 - Oh. 330 00:08:18,601 --> 00:08:20,059 Yeah, that's a sipping' whiskey. 331 00:08:21,809 --> 00:08:23,184 So it is. 332 00:08:34,226 --> 00:08:36,143 - Seems about right. 333 00:08:34,226 --> 00:08:36,143 What's wrong with you? 334 00:08:36,268 --> 00:08:40,101 You and Majors have too much fun 335 00:08:36,268 --> 00:08:40,101 last night at "The Keychain?" 336 00:08:40,226 --> 00:08:42,976 Okay, it's a private bar, 337 00:08:40,226 --> 00:08:42,976 not a haunted motel. 338 00:08:43,101 --> 00:08:44,809 And no, 339 00:08:43,101 --> 00:08:44,809 I did not have a good time. 340 00:08:44,934 --> 00:08:46,809 Turns out he didn't want 341 00:08:44,934 --> 00:08:46,809 to be best bros at all. 342 00:08:46,934 --> 00:08:48,476 He just wanted to know 343 00:08:46,934 --> 00:08:48,476 if I was cool with him 344 00:08:48,601 --> 00:08:50,017 asking Amy out 345 00:08:48,601 --> 00:08:50,017 when the case ended. 346 00:08:50,143 --> 00:08:51,768 I thought he was dating 347 00:08:50,143 --> 00:08:51,768 that weather girl. 348 00:08:51,892 --> 00:08:52,684 No, he dumped her because she 349 00:08:51,892 --> 00:08:52,684 blamed Hurricane Sandy 350 00:08:52,809 --> 00:08:53,768 on gay marriage. 351 00:08:53,892 --> 00:08:55,309 Anyways, now when the case ends, 352 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:57,476 Amy is gonna marry 353 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:57,476 Detective "Blotter Dynamite." 354 00:08:57,601 --> 00:08:58,809 Why do you even care? 355 00:08:58,934 --> 00:09:00,184 - You still like her? 356 00:08:58,934 --> 00:09:00,184 - I don't know. 357 00:09:00,309 --> 00:09:02,059 I mean, we're friends. 358 00:09:02,184 --> 00:09:03,726 And things have been 359 00:09:02,184 --> 00:09:03,726 kind of flirty lately. 360 00:09:03,850 --> 00:09:06,643 Plus, we had this weird 361 00:09:03,850 --> 00:09:06,643 romantic moment thing-y 362 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:08,309 at Charles and Gina's 363 00:09:06,767 --> 00:09:08,309 parents' wedding. 364 00:09:08,434 --> 00:09:09,517 Ugh, just say you like her. 365 00:09:09,643 --> 00:09:11,476 All right, fine, 366 00:09:09,643 --> 00:09:11,476 I still like her. 367 00:09:11,601 --> 00:09:13,017 Look, I've been thinking 368 00:09:11,601 --> 00:09:13,017 about asking her out 369 00:09:13,143 --> 00:09:14,559 for the last couple of weeks, 370 00:09:13,143 --> 00:09:14,559 but it's hard. 371 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,392 There's so much buildup now, 372 00:09:14,684 --> 00:09:16,392 you know? 373 00:09:16,517 --> 00:09:18,309 No. I don't ask people out. 374 00:09:16,517 --> 00:09:18,309 I tell them where we're going. 375 00:09:18,434 --> 00:09:20,309 Great, well, 376 00:09:18,434 --> 00:09:20,309 it doesn't matter now anyway, 377 00:09:20,434 --> 00:09:21,517 'cause I told Dave to go for it. 378 00:09:21,643 --> 00:09:23,101 That was crazy stupid. 379 00:09:23,226 --> 00:09:24,767 Sorry. That was normal stupid. 380 00:09:24,892 --> 00:09:26,392 You should have told him 381 00:09:24,892 --> 00:09:26,392 to back off. 382 00:09:26,517 --> 00:09:28,309 I can't go around telling guys 383 00:09:26,517 --> 00:09:28,309 not to ask Amy out 384 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:29,850 because I like her and I'm too 385 00:09:28,434 --> 00:09:29,850 dumb to do anything about it. 386 00:09:29,976 --> 00:09:31,309 I can't make 387 00:09:29,976 --> 00:09:31,309 a woman's choice for her. 388 00:09:31,434 --> 00:09:33,184 I stand with Wendy. 389 00:09:31,434 --> 00:09:33,184 Did I do that right? 390 00:09:33,309 --> 00:09:34,767 - No. 391 00:09:33,309 --> 00:09:34,767 - Oh. 392 00:09:34,892 --> 00:09:36,476 Look, If you want to give her 393 00:09:34,892 --> 00:09:36,476 a real choice, 394 00:09:36,601 --> 00:09:38,976 you've got to let her know 395 00:09:36,601 --> 00:09:38,976 that you are an option. 396 00:09:40,059 --> 00:09:41,309 I think you know 397 00:09:40,059 --> 00:09:41,309 what you've got to do. 398 00:09:41,434 --> 00:09:42,767 Yeah. 399 00:09:42,892 --> 00:09:44,392 Ask her out before 400 00:09:42,892 --> 00:09:44,392 the case ends, right? 401 00:09:44,517 --> 00:09:46,184 I just want to be extra clear. 402 00:09:46,309 --> 00:09:47,725 The stakes for me are through 403 00:09:46,309 --> 00:09:47,725 the roof for me on this one. 404 00:09:51,392 --> 00:09:52,517 You wanted to see us? 405 00:09:52,643 --> 00:09:54,101 What are these 406 00:09:52,643 --> 00:09:54,101 requisition forms? 407 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:56,976 We are throwing Terry 408 00:09:54,226 --> 00:09:56,976 a "please stay" party. 409 00:09:57,101 --> 00:10:00,559 My vision is a frozen yogurt 410 00:09:57,101 --> 00:10:00,559 machine operated by Pam Grier. 411 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:04,392 Sir, we think Sarge is going 412 00:10:00,684 --> 00:10:04,392 to accept Copperhead's offer. 413 00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:06,017 I never thought 414 00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:06,017 I'd say these words: 415 00:10:06,143 --> 00:10:08,059 you have to put Gina in touch 416 00:10:06,143 --> 00:10:08,059 with Pam Grier. 417 00:10:08,184 --> 00:10:09,934 No, Sergeant Jeffords 418 00:10:08,184 --> 00:10:09,934 can make up his mind 419 00:10:10,059 --> 00:10:12,850 without the influence 420 00:10:10,059 --> 00:10:12,850 of Foxy Brown or cold yogurt. 421 00:10:12,976 --> 00:10:13,976 He is a grown man. 422 00:10:14,101 --> 00:10:16,101 Oh, I see what's going on here 423 00:10:16,226 --> 00:10:18,434 You're upset that Terry 424 00:10:16,226 --> 00:10:18,434 would even consider 425 00:10:18,559 --> 00:10:20,268 leaving the Nine-Nine. 426 00:10:20,392 --> 00:10:23,559 I'd expect this pettiness from 427 00:10:20,392 --> 00:10:23,559 a spineless amoeba like Charles, 428 00:10:23,684 --> 00:10:24,892 but not you, Sir. 429 00:10:25,017 --> 00:10:26,601 - I'm not spineless. 430 00:10:25,017 --> 00:10:26,601 - Come on, Charles. 431 00:10:26,725 --> 00:10:28,268 Yep. 432 00:10:29,059 --> 00:10:31,101 Ahh, look who's finally here. 433 00:10:31,226 --> 00:10:32,683 We already solved the case 434 00:10:31,226 --> 00:10:32,683 without you. 435 00:10:32,809 --> 00:10:34,892 - What? You did? 436 00:10:32,809 --> 00:10:34,892 - Kidding. 437 00:10:35,017 --> 00:10:37,143 Oliver was giving us 438 00:10:35,017 --> 00:10:37,143 some bad news. 439 00:10:37,268 --> 00:10:38,725 Carry on, Oliver. 440 00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:40,809 So we swabbed the whole van. 441 00:10:38,850 --> 00:10:40,809 We didn't find anything. 442 00:10:40,934 --> 00:10:43,017 No hairs, no fibers, no semen. 443 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,517 And a rental van is usually 444 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:45,517 a frickin' Jackson Pollock. 445 00:10:45,643 --> 00:10:48,226 - All right. 446 00:10:45,643 --> 00:10:48,226 - They also wiped down the masks 447 00:10:48,350 --> 00:10:49,559 with some sort of 448 00:10:48,350 --> 00:10:49,559 bleach solution. 449 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,017 They were really 450 00:10:49,683 --> 00:10:51,017 covering their tracks. 451 00:10:51,143 --> 00:10:52,767 Check it out. 452 00:10:52,892 --> 00:10:54,476 Well, that wasn't very helpful. 453 00:10:54,601 --> 00:10:56,309 Although, I did learn I should 454 00:10:54,601 --> 00:10:56,309 never rent a van again. 455 00:10:56,434 --> 00:10:58,976 Hey, can I talk to you 456 00:10:56,434 --> 00:10:58,976 for a second privately? 457 00:10:59,101 --> 00:11:00,767 Sure. Oh, wait. 458 00:11:00,892 --> 00:11:02,643 This isn't gonna be that thing 459 00:11:00,892 --> 00:11:02,643 where you pretend you got 460 00:11:02,767 --> 00:11:04,101 an important text from Holt, 461 00:11:04,226 --> 00:11:05,850 and it's just that video 462 00:11:04,226 --> 00:11:05,850 of screaming sheep. 463 00:11:05,976 --> 00:11:08,268 I promise you it's not, 464 00:11:05,976 --> 00:11:08,268 but I do stand by that prank. 465 00:11:10,143 --> 00:11:11,601 So what's up? 466 00:11:11,725 --> 00:11:16,017 Okay, I almost feel 467 00:11:11,725 --> 00:11:16,017 weird saying this, 468 00:11:16,143 --> 00:11:18,101 but I wanted to ask you... 469 00:11:18,226 --> 00:11:20,268 wow, those pictures 470 00:11:18,226 --> 00:11:20,268 are not helping. 471 00:11:20,392 --> 00:11:21,601 Oh, my God. 472 00:11:21,725 --> 00:11:23,143 They're really gonna 473 00:11:21,725 --> 00:11:23,143 have to re-grout. 474 00:11:23,268 --> 00:11:24,809 Ugh, finding a contractor. 475 00:11:24,934 --> 00:11:26,350 You are so consistent. 476 00:11:26,476 --> 00:11:28,059 Anyways, the question I wanted 477 00:11:26,476 --> 00:11:28,059 to ask you is... 478 00:11:28,184 --> 00:11:30,268 So I got the results 479 00:11:28,184 --> 00:11:30,268 on that feces. 480 00:11:30,392 --> 00:11:33,184 It's human, 481 00:11:30,392 --> 00:11:33,184 but it's not all human. 482 00:11:33,308 --> 00:11:34,268 You're not Dr. Gassner. 483 00:11:34,392 --> 00:11:35,476 We are not. 484 00:11:35,601 --> 00:11:36,850 - Can you give us a sec? 485 00:11:35,601 --> 00:11:36,850 - Sure. 486 00:11:36,976 --> 00:11:37,767 Real quick, 487 00:11:36,976 --> 00:11:37,767 what was the other... 488 00:11:37,892 --> 00:11:39,059 Dog and bear. 489 00:11:39,184 --> 00:11:40,642 Wow. 490 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,601 I thought you'd really 491 00:11:40,767 --> 00:11:42,601 be into that feces puzzle. 492 00:11:42,725 --> 00:11:44,350 Normally, yes. 493 00:11:44,476 --> 00:11:45,767 But I want to talk to you 494 00:11:44,476 --> 00:11:45,767 about something else right now. 495 00:11:45,892 --> 00:11:47,308 More specifically... 496 00:11:47,434 --> 00:11:48,976 - Guys, dispatch called. 497 00:11:47,434 --> 00:11:48,976 - Great, Dave's here now. 498 00:11:49,101 --> 00:11:51,101 The check-cashing babies 499 00:11:49,101 --> 00:11:51,101 just struck on Flatbush. 500 00:11:51,226 --> 00:11:53,143 - We've got to go. 501 00:11:51,226 --> 00:11:53,143 - Lead the way. 502 00:11:53,976 --> 00:11:55,350 What did you want to tell me? 503 00:11:55,476 --> 00:11:58,934 Oh, Captain Holt sent 504 00:11:55,476 --> 00:11:58,934 a very important text. 505 00:11:59,059 --> 00:12:00,476 Oh. 506 00:12:09,226 --> 00:12:10,809 What's that smell? 507 00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:13,226 That's lavender. 508 00:12:10,934 --> 00:12:13,226 Terry loves lavender. 509 00:12:13,350 --> 00:12:15,350 A little homemade honey yogurt 510 00:12:15,476 --> 00:12:18,476 infused with lavender and love. 511 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:21,434 Mmm, that is delicious. 512 00:12:22,683 --> 00:12:24,350 Hold it. 513 00:12:24,476 --> 00:12:26,017 This isn't some weird breast 514 00:12:24,476 --> 00:12:26,017 milk or something is it, Boyle? 515 00:12:26,143 --> 00:12:27,934 I mean, technically 516 00:12:26,143 --> 00:12:27,934 it's from a sheep's breast. 517 00:12:28,059 --> 00:12:30,184 Hey, Terry, 518 00:12:28,059 --> 00:12:30,184 got any new baby pics? 519 00:12:30,308 --> 00:12:32,184 You hate looking at 520 00:12:30,308 --> 00:12:32,184 pictures of my twins. 521 00:12:32,308 --> 00:12:34,101 You said since they 522 00:12:32,308 --> 00:12:34,101 were identical, 523 00:12:34,226 --> 00:12:35,476 I didn't need to take 524 00:12:34,226 --> 00:12:35,476 photos of both. 525 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,226 That doesn't sound 526 00:12:35,600 --> 00:12:37,226 like Auntie Gina. 527 00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:38,976 I love your baby pics 528 00:12:39,101 --> 00:12:42,101 and your stories about 529 00:12:39,101 --> 00:12:42,101 the twins' sleep schedules. 530 00:12:42,226 --> 00:12:45,101 Okay, I know what 531 00:12:42,226 --> 00:12:45,101 you two are doing. 532 00:12:45,226 --> 00:12:46,725 This is your weird way of trying 533 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,809 to make me stay 534 00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,809 at the Nine-Nine. 535 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,268 Well, I am loving it. 536 00:12:53,017 --> 00:12:54,850 You know, the funny thing is, 537 00:12:53,017 --> 00:12:54,850 Cagney naps better, 538 00:12:54,976 --> 00:12:57,476 but at night, 539 00:12:54,976 --> 00:12:57,476 that's Lacey's time to shine. 540 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:58,809 One time, she went 8-to-8. 541 00:12:58,934 --> 00:12:59,976 - Dang. 542 00:12:58,934 --> 00:12:59,976 - Wow. 543 00:13:00,101 --> 00:13:01,767 I know. 544 00:13:01,892 --> 00:13:03,476 Jeffords, I need you 545 00:13:01,892 --> 00:13:03,476 to digitize all your case files 546 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,642 from 1995 to 1999 inclusive 547 00:13:03,600 --> 00:13:06,642 by tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. 548 00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:08,434 But it's already 1:00. 549 00:13:08,558 --> 00:13:10,517 I told Sharon 550 00:13:08,558 --> 00:13:10,517 we'd have dinner tonight. 551 00:13:10,642 --> 00:13:12,350 I was gonna have a cup of coffee 552 00:13:12,476 --> 00:13:15,184 so that I could stay up 553 00:13:12,476 --> 00:13:15,184 and... kiss. 554 00:13:15,308 --> 00:13:17,725 I suggest putting that 555 00:13:15,308 --> 00:13:17,725 caffeine towards something 556 00:13:17,850 --> 00:13:21,850 more productive than "kissing." 557 00:13:21,976 --> 00:13:23,850 Sir, what are you doing? 558 00:13:23,976 --> 00:13:25,642 Making sure that Jeffords' 559 00:13:23,976 --> 00:13:25,642 case files are digitized 560 00:13:25,767 --> 00:13:27,642 by tomorrow at 9:00 a.m. 561 00:13:27,767 --> 00:13:29,434 I thought I was perfectly clear. 562 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:33,476 I've got to call my wife, 563 00:13:30,184 --> 00:13:33,476 tell her date night is off. 564 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,934 I sent her all those kiss-face 565 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:36,934 emojis for no damn reason. 566 00:13:37,059 --> 00:13:38,476 Oh, no. 567 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,600 Despite what I've been 568 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,600 saying for years, 569 00:13:40,725 --> 00:13:43,308 that ass just might quit. 570 00:13:43,434 --> 00:13:44,976 I don't get it. 571 00:13:45,101 --> 00:13:46,226 There's no rhyme or reason 572 00:13:45,101 --> 00:13:46,226 to the locations they hit. 573 00:13:46,350 --> 00:13:47,767 This place was so well-guarded. 574 00:13:47,892 --> 00:13:49,268 And why not hit the one 575 00:13:47,892 --> 00:13:49,268 down the street 576 00:13:49,392 --> 00:13:50,683 that just has an old man 577 00:13:49,392 --> 00:13:50,683 out front? 578 00:13:50,809 --> 00:13:52,350 It just seems so random. 579 00:13:53,308 --> 00:13:56,683 Yeah, it's like... 580 00:13:53,308 --> 00:13:56,683 oh, that feels great. 581 00:13:56,809 --> 00:13:57,976 I don't think it's random. 582 00:13:58,101 --> 00:13:59,642 These guys are too good, 583 00:13:58,101 --> 00:13:59,642 you know. 584 00:13:59,767 --> 00:14:01,268 We'll crack it. 585 00:14:01,392 --> 00:14:02,600 I'm gonna go grab some coffee. 586 00:14:02,725 --> 00:14:04,268 Great. 587 00:14:04,392 --> 00:14:06,392 Mm. 588 00:14:06,516 --> 00:14:07,892 Hey, now that it's just us, 589 00:14:08,017 --> 00:14:10,558 there's a thing I wanted to... 590 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:13,143 to say a-da-za you. 591 00:14:13,268 --> 00:14:14,767 Why doesn't your mouth work? 592 00:14:14,892 --> 00:14:16,101 Why doesn't your mouth work? 593 00:14:14,892 --> 00:14:16,101 Title of our sex tape. 594 00:14:16,226 --> 00:14:18,268 - What? 595 00:14:16,226 --> 00:14:18,268 - Your sex tape. What? No. 596 00:14:18,392 --> 00:14:21,516 Look, 597 00:14:18,392 --> 00:14:21,516 here's what I wanted to say. 598 00:14:22,475 --> 00:14:24,059 Oh, no. I figured it out. 599 00:14:24,184 --> 00:14:26,184 - Huh? 600 00:14:24,184 --> 00:14:26,184 - Here, look. 601 00:14:26,309 --> 00:14:28,226 The trash cans, the van, 602 00:14:26,309 --> 00:14:28,226 the jumpsuit, 603 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:30,850 they all say "Johnny's 604 00:14:28,350 --> 00:14:30,850 Janitorial." Not random. 605 00:14:30,976 --> 00:14:32,934 They cased each location 606 00:14:30,976 --> 00:14:32,934 as cleaners. 607 00:14:33,059 --> 00:14:34,392 No wonder the van 608 00:14:33,059 --> 00:14:34,392 was so spotless. 609 00:14:34,516 --> 00:14:35,934 Hey, what did I miss? 610 00:14:36,059 --> 00:14:37,433 Jake just solved the case. 611 00:14:37,558 --> 00:14:39,516 Holy crap. That's awesome. 612 00:14:41,101 --> 00:14:42,558 All right. 613 00:14:42,683 --> 00:14:44,683 I mean, but, you know, 614 00:14:42,683 --> 00:14:44,683 it's not totally done yet. 615 00:14:44,809 --> 00:14:46,309 You know, 616 00:14:44,809 --> 00:14:46,309 still a long way to go. 617 00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:48,558 Tons of paperwork, 618 00:14:46,433 --> 00:14:48,558 and a case is never truly done 619 00:14:48,683 --> 00:14:50,226 until the trial is complete 620 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:52,392 and the sentence is served 621 00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:52,392 completely to its fruition 622 00:14:52,516 --> 00:14:53,725 in prison. 623 00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:55,268 Jake, just celebrate. 624 00:14:55,392 --> 00:14:57,268 Okay. 625 00:14:57,392 --> 00:14:59,475 Wow. 626 00:15:02,892 --> 00:15:04,309 Why the long face? 627 00:15:04,433 --> 00:15:06,226 That Mexican candy 628 00:15:04,433 --> 00:15:06,226 giving you nerve damage again? 629 00:15:06,350 --> 00:15:08,101 Probably, but who even cares? 630 00:15:08,226 --> 00:15:09,600 Why did I solve the case? 631 00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:10,850 Why couldn't I have just 632 00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:10,850 let those guys continue 633 00:15:10,976 --> 00:15:12,350 to terrorize Brooklyn 634 00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:13,475 until I built up the nerve 635 00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:13,475 to ask out a girl? 636 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:14,809 You're a good cop. 637 00:15:14,934 --> 00:15:16,309 Do not beat yourself up 638 00:15:14,934 --> 00:15:16,309 about that. 639 00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:17,809 I'm not a good cop. 640 00:15:16,433 --> 00:15:17,809 I'm an amazing cop. 641 00:15:17,934 --> 00:15:19,391 And I'll never forgive myself. 642 00:15:19,516 --> 00:15:21,184 The case is over, 643 00:15:19,516 --> 00:15:21,184 Amy and Majors are on their way 644 00:15:21,309 --> 00:15:22,934 to The Keychain right now. 645 00:15:21,309 --> 00:15:22,934 It's too late. 646 00:15:23,059 --> 00:15:24,309 Has she done 647 00:15:23,059 --> 00:15:24,309 the double tuck yet? 648 00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:25,892 - Hm? 649 00:15:24,433 --> 00:15:25,892 - When Amy really likes a guy, 650 00:15:26,017 --> 00:15:27,184 she gets nervous 651 00:15:26,017 --> 00:15:27,184 and tucks her hair 652 00:15:27,309 --> 00:15:29,725 behind both ears 653 00:15:27,309 --> 00:15:29,725 at the same time. 654 00:15:31,683 --> 00:15:33,433 Well, I can never unsee that, 655 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,309 but no, 656 00:15:33,558 --> 00:15:35,309 she has not done that yet. 657 00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:38,475 Then there's still time. Get 658 00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:38,475 in there and bust up her date. 659 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,683 Show her you care. 660 00:15:38,600 --> 00:15:40,683 Ruin her night. 661 00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:43,059 You really have 662 00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:43,059 a unique take on love. 663 00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:50,767 Ugh, I've only gotten through 664 00:15:47,767 --> 00:15:50,767 September of 1995. 665 00:15:50,892 --> 00:15:52,268 What are you guys doing here? 666 00:15:52,391 --> 00:15:53,683 Blowing your stupid mind. 667 00:15:53,809 --> 00:15:55,391 We did the rest 668 00:15:53,809 --> 00:15:55,391 of the files for you. 669 00:15:55,516 --> 00:15:56,767 Seriously? 670 00:15:56,892 --> 00:15:59,017 I'm gonna text my wife. 671 00:15:59,143 --> 00:16:01,767 Now there's time for dinner 672 00:15:59,143 --> 00:16:01,767 and a movie. 673 00:16:01,892 --> 00:16:03,642 And none of that 674 00:16:01,892 --> 00:16:03,642 "on demand" crap. 675 00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:07,391 Tonight I'm gonna fall asleep 676 00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:07,391 in a real movie theater. 677 00:16:07,516 --> 00:16:09,767 Yeah, that's how we do it 678 00:16:07,516 --> 00:16:09,767 in the Nine-Nine. 679 00:16:09,892 --> 00:16:11,143 We got each other's backs. 680 00:16:11,268 --> 00:16:12,268 Damn right. 681 00:16:12,391 --> 00:16:14,475 Charles, make your own point. 682 00:16:14,600 --> 00:16:15,934 Don't just pile onto mine. 683 00:16:16,059 --> 00:16:17,309 Gina, where have you been? 684 00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:18,558 You left your cell phone 685 00:16:17,433 --> 00:16:18,558 on your desk, 686 00:16:18,683 --> 00:16:20,059 and I assumed you were dead. 687 00:16:20,184 --> 00:16:22,017 Mm, I would clearly be 688 00:16:20,184 --> 00:16:22,017 buried with my phone. 689 00:16:22,143 --> 00:16:26,226 Sir, these guys already 690 00:16:22,143 --> 00:16:26,226 digitized all my files for me. 691 00:16:26,349 --> 00:16:27,850 - Isn't that amazing? 692 00:16:26,349 --> 00:16:27,850 - What? 693 00:16:27,976 --> 00:16:29,850 Why did you snatch up 694 00:16:27,976 --> 00:16:29,850 Sergeant Jeffords' task? 695 00:16:29,976 --> 00:16:31,892 Because we're trying 696 00:16:29,976 --> 00:16:31,892 to get him to stay. 697 00:16:32,017 --> 00:16:33,309 Well, that's not your job. 698 00:16:33,433 --> 00:16:34,976 Jeffords, you can 699 00:16:33,433 --> 00:16:34,976 stay here and digitize 700 00:16:35,101 --> 00:16:37,226 2000 through 2005 inclusive. 701 00:16:37,349 --> 00:16:38,850 I expect it done by the morning. 702 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:43,268 Great. 703 00:16:43,391 --> 00:16:44,934 Now I have to re-cancel 704 00:16:43,391 --> 00:16:44,934 on Sharon. 705 00:16:45,059 --> 00:16:47,642 If I worked at Copperhead, 706 00:16:45,059 --> 00:16:47,642 I'd be home by now 707 00:16:47,767 --> 00:16:49,475 swimming in a pool 708 00:16:47,767 --> 00:16:49,475 of gold coins, 709 00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,433 like my boy, Scrooge McDuck. 710 00:16:55,767 --> 00:16:56,934 Password? 711 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,683 - Tropical. 712 00:16:57,059 --> 00:16:58,683 - Mm-mm. 713 00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,725 That's an old password. 714 00:17:00,850 --> 00:17:02,516 It changes every night. 715 00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:05,475 All right, fine. Tropical one? 716 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,475 Wait, wait, wait, wait. Augh! 717 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:08,892 Ahh! 718 00:17:09,017 --> 00:17:11,391 Ha-ha. Not cool, okay? 719 00:17:11,516 --> 00:17:13,809 Look, just ask Milo 720 00:17:11,516 --> 00:17:13,809 the bartender, all right? 721 00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:16,059 He knows me. 722 00:17:13,934 --> 00:17:16,059 Tell him Orange Soda is back. 723 00:17:16,184 --> 00:17:17,642 I don't know no Milo. 724 00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,892 The bartenders also change 725 00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,892 their names every night. 726 00:17:20,017 --> 00:17:23,349 And get out of here until 727 00:17:20,017 --> 00:17:23,349 you know the password, man. 728 00:17:24,226 --> 00:17:26,767 Damn it. This place is so cool. 729 00:17:28,809 --> 00:17:29,850 Come on, strangers. 730 00:17:29,976 --> 00:17:32,184 Show me your lips. 731 00:17:32,308 --> 00:17:33,558 There you go. 732 00:17:33,683 --> 00:17:35,349 Got it. 733 00:17:41,725 --> 00:17:42,642 Pepper. 734 00:17:42,767 --> 00:17:44,059 Pooper. 735 00:17:47,475 --> 00:17:49,143 Popcorn. 736 00:17:51,349 --> 00:17:53,059 Plor-pa-pa. 737 00:17:53,184 --> 00:17:54,433 Plorp. 738 00:17:54,558 --> 00:17:57,184 Pa-aark. Parked. 739 00:17:57,308 --> 00:17:58,642 Okay. 740 00:18:04,475 --> 00:18:06,308 Yeah. 741 00:18:06,433 --> 00:18:08,433 Nooorse. 742 00:18:13,349 --> 00:18:15,059 Bull's-eye. 743 00:18:16,308 --> 00:18:18,225 Oh, no, the double tuck. 744 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,143 Oh, hey. 745 00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:25,143 You wouldn't kick out a hopeless 746 00:18:23,267 --> 00:18:25,143 romantic who's only here 747 00:18:25,267 --> 00:18:26,225 in the name of love, would you? 748 00:18:26,349 --> 00:18:28,267 Ooh, you would. 749 00:18:33,101 --> 00:18:34,725 Terry! 750 00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:36,391 So what happened at breakfast 751 00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:36,391 with Gary? 752 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,267 Are you leaving us 753 00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:38,267 for Copperhead? 754 00:18:38,391 --> 00:18:40,767 Because I'm prepared to light 755 00:18:38,391 --> 00:18:40,767 Charles on fire in protest. 756 00:18:40,892 --> 00:18:42,433 Relax. 757 00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:45,017 I declined the offer, 758 00:18:42,558 --> 00:18:45,017 told them I wasn't interested. 759 00:18:45,143 --> 00:18:46,143 Eat it, Gary. 760 00:18:46,267 --> 00:18:47,558 I gave him back all his swag, 761 00:18:47,683 --> 00:18:51,809 except the puffy vest, 762 00:18:47,683 --> 00:18:51,809 which I, uh, lost. 763 00:18:59,267 --> 00:19:01,267 I'm staying at the Nine-Nine! 764 00:19:03,391 --> 00:19:05,349 Great news, Sergeant. 765 00:19:05,475 --> 00:19:06,892 Really? 766 00:19:07,017 --> 00:19:09,059 So you're done trying 767 00:19:07,017 --> 00:19:09,059 to push him out, Yoko? 768 00:19:09,183 --> 00:19:11,934 Whoa, don't give 769 00:19:09,183 --> 00:19:11,934 Captain Holt a hard time. 770 00:19:12,059 --> 00:19:13,308 He's the reason I'm staying. 771 00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:15,017 I don't know what 772 00:19:13,433 --> 00:19:15,017 you're talking about. 773 00:19:15,143 --> 00:19:16,809 You're an adult, and you came 774 00:19:15,143 --> 00:19:16,809 to your own decision. 775 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,892 Look at me. 776 00:19:17,600 --> 00:19:19,892 I can't keep a straight face. 777 00:19:20,017 --> 00:19:21,725 I played you like a fiddle. 778 00:19:21,850 --> 00:19:23,101 Yeah, you did. 779 00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:25,017 Digitizing those old files 780 00:19:23,225 --> 00:19:25,017 reminded me 781 00:19:25,143 --> 00:19:28,101 of all the cases I worked and 782 00:19:25,143 --> 00:19:28,101 all the good we do in community. 783 00:19:28,225 --> 00:19:31,475 What's best for my family 784 00:19:28,225 --> 00:19:31,475 is that they grow up with a dad 785 00:19:31,600 --> 00:19:33,308 who's proud of what he does. 786 00:19:33,433 --> 00:19:34,558 Thank you, Captain. 787 00:19:34,683 --> 00:19:36,349 Look at you. 788 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,558 You're like the wise old owl 789 00:19:36,475 --> 00:19:39,558 from those lollipop commercials. 790 00:19:40,475 --> 00:19:41,642 Terry's back! 791 00:19:43,142 --> 00:19:45,017 Hey, buddy, sorry I'm late. 792 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,976 I had to get this dumb medal 793 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,976 from the commissioner 794 00:19:47,101 --> 00:19:48,850 for a double-murder 795 00:19:47,101 --> 00:19:48,850 I solved last year. 796 00:19:48,976 --> 00:19:51,225 Been there. I had 797 00:19:48,976 --> 00:19:51,225 a pretty crazy morning myself. 798 00:19:51,349 --> 00:19:53,142 Jake, your taquitos exploded 799 00:19:51,349 --> 00:19:53,142 in the toaster oven. 800 00:19:53,267 --> 00:19:55,516 Thanks, Rosa. 10-4. Copy that. 801 00:19:55,642 --> 00:19:56,934 So how did it go with Santiago? 802 00:19:57,059 --> 00:19:58,349 Actually, she wasn't into it. 803 00:19:58,475 --> 00:19:59,391 Swing and a miss. 804 00:19:59,516 --> 00:20:00,475 You're kidding. 805 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:01,809 Yeah, it was really weird. 806 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,059 I've never been 807 00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:03,059 turned down before, 808 00:20:03,183 --> 00:20:04,558 so unexpected. 809 00:20:04,683 --> 00:20:06,391 I'm excited to see 810 00:20:04,683 --> 00:20:06,391 what happens to me next. 811 00:20:07,809 --> 00:20:09,433 Okay. 812 00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,349 So... Blotter Dynamite 813 00:20:10,850 --> 00:20:13,349 struck out, huh? 814 00:20:13,475 --> 00:20:14,850 I know, but why? 815 00:20:14,976 --> 00:20:16,433 What does it mean, 816 00:20:14,976 --> 00:20:16,433 and why did she double tuck? 817 00:20:16,558 --> 00:20:17,892 And how come she 818 00:20:16,558 --> 00:20:17,892 turned him down? 819 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,225 Do you think it has 820 00:20:18,017 --> 00:20:19,225 something to do with me? 821 00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:20,433 - Rosa, what is she thinking? 822 00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:20,433 - Jake. 823 00:20:20,558 --> 00:20:21,892 Yeah, I should ask her myself. 824 00:20:22,642 --> 00:20:24,516 Hey, you just missed Majors. 825 00:20:24,642 --> 00:20:26,308 I've got to say, he was looking 826 00:20:24,642 --> 00:20:26,308 a little bit rough, 827 00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:29,017 almost like he was up all night 828 00:20:26,433 --> 00:20:29,017 crying or something. 829 00:20:29,142 --> 00:20:30,183 Ha-ha, Jake. 830 00:20:30,349 --> 00:20:31,809 I'm sure he's fine. 831 00:20:31,934 --> 00:20:34,017 So... what happened? 832 00:20:34,142 --> 00:20:35,767 Well, I thought 833 00:20:34,142 --> 00:20:35,767 we were getting a drink 834 00:20:35,892 --> 00:20:37,183 to celebrate closing the case. 835 00:20:37,308 --> 00:20:39,059 But apparently, 836 00:20:37,308 --> 00:20:39,059 he thought it was a date. 837 00:20:39,183 --> 00:20:40,850 Right, and you were 838 00:20:39,183 --> 00:20:40,850 not into that, 839 00:20:40,976 --> 00:20:43,267 because he's so muscular 840 00:20:40,976 --> 00:20:43,267 and in command of his finances? 841 00:20:43,391 --> 00:20:46,892 He's great, but after everything 842 00:20:43,391 --> 00:20:46,892 that happened with Teddy 843 00:20:47,017 --> 00:20:48,892 and all the cops I know 844 00:20:47,017 --> 00:20:48,892 who go out and break up 845 00:20:49,017 --> 00:20:50,433 and then still have 846 00:20:49,017 --> 00:20:50,433 to work together, 847 00:20:50,558 --> 00:20:51,809 it's just too messy. 848 00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:53,976 I've got a new rule: 849 00:20:51,934 --> 00:20:53,976 I don't date cops. 850 00:20:55,017 --> 00:20:56,558 Cool. Cool. 851 00:20:56,683 --> 00:20:58,433 Yeah, actually, that's funny. 852 00:20:56,683 --> 00:20:58,433 I have the same rule. 853 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,100 No more cops. 854 00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:01,725 From this point on, 855 00:21:00,225 --> 00:21:01,725 it's strictly dating criminals. 856 00:21:01,850 --> 00:21:03,516 If you break up with 857 00:21:01,850 --> 00:21:03,516 them, 858 00:21:03,642 --> 00:21:05,017 you can always send them 859 00:21:03,642 --> 00:21:05,017 to jail forever. 860 00:21:05,142 --> 00:21:06,600 Exactly, nice and clean. 861 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:07,934 - Mm-hmm. 862 00:21:06,725 --> 00:21:07,934 - So... 863 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,934 Hey, I got an email 864 00:21:09,017 --> 00:21:10,934 from the commissioner's office 865 00:21:11,058 --> 00:21:13,183 - about our case. 866 00:21:11,058 --> 00:21:13,183 - What did they say? 867 00:21:14,391 --> 00:21:16,892 Ahh! Ahh. Ah-ha. 868 00:21:17,017 --> 00:21:18,142 You got me with my thing. 869 00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:19,349 - Mm-hmm. 870 00:21:18,267 --> 00:21:19,349 - Great. 871 00:21:19,475 --> 00:21:20,976 Oh! 872 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,183 - Not a doctor. 873 00:21:28,600 --> 00:21:30,183 - Shh.