1 00:00:01,079 --> 00:00:04,577 No! No, no, no! 2 00:00:04,618 --> 00:00:06,950 You can't take her from me, 3 00:00:04,618 --> 00:00:06,950 you bastard! 4 00:00:06,992 --> 00:00:08,197 Don't do this, Scully. 5 00:00:08,239 --> 00:00:10,112 You have to be strong 6 00:00:08,239 --> 00:00:10,112 for her right now. 7 00:00:10,154 --> 00:00:11,486 What's going on? 8 00:00:11,528 --> 00:00:12,652 Unit's being replaced. 9 00:00:12,694 --> 00:00:13,860 Come on! No! 10 00:00:13,901 --> 00:00:14,984 That machine's been 11 00:00:13,901 --> 00:00:14,984 here forever. 12 00:00:15,025 --> 00:00:16,356 It's basically part 13 00:00:15,025 --> 00:00:16,356 of the force. 14 00:00:16,398 --> 00:00:17,772 Take Scully instead. 15 00:00:17,814 --> 00:00:20,436 Yes, please, take me 16 00:00:17,814 --> 00:00:20,436 to the land of vending machines. 17 00:00:20,477 --> 00:00:21,685 Can we at least have 18 00:00:20,477 --> 00:00:21,685 five minutes 19 00:00:21,727 --> 00:00:22,684 to say a proper good-bye? 20 00:00:22,726 --> 00:00:25,305 Whatever. 21 00:00:25,347 --> 00:00:26,888 Let me just start by saying 22 00:00:26,930 --> 00:00:29,677 that this machine is 23 00:00:26,930 --> 00:00:29,677 the best restaurant in Brooklyn, 24 00:00:29,719 --> 00:00:31,133 and it always had a table 25 00:00:29,719 --> 00:00:31,133 for me. 26 00:00:31,174 --> 00:00:33,131 I knew just where to punch it 27 00:00:31,174 --> 00:00:33,131 to get free food. 28 00:00:33,172 --> 00:00:34,839 Now I have to go back 29 00:00:33,172 --> 00:00:34,839 to punching Hitchcock. 30 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,878 Look, she still has the bags 31 00:00:34,880 --> 00:00:36,878 of baby carrots 32 00:00:36,920 --> 00:00:38,167 I requested they put in. 33 00:00:38,209 --> 00:00:39,792 They're black now, 34 00:00:38,209 --> 00:00:39,792 but they're there. 35 00:00:39,834 --> 00:00:41,832 Good-bye, beautiful machine. 36 00:00:41,873 --> 00:00:44,328 Thank you for your service. 37 00:00:44,370 --> 00:00:46,952 Okay, squad salute. 38 00:00:46,993 --> 00:00:49,949 bagpipes playing Amazing Grace] 39 00:00:52,696 --> 00:00:54,402 You can take her away now. 40 00:00:56,358 --> 00:00:58,815 Well, I think we handled that 41 00:00:56,358 --> 00:00:58,815 with dignity. 42 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:04,517 Free candy! 43 00:01:25,204 --> 00:01:26,495 Okay, Nine-Nine, 44 00:01:26,536 --> 00:01:28,910 say hello to Michael Augustine, 45 00:01:28,951 --> 00:01:31,156 Brooklyn's most prolific 46 00:01:28,951 --> 00:01:31,156 identity thief. 47 00:01:31,198 --> 00:01:33,071 Last week, he walked 48 00:01:31,198 --> 00:01:33,071 into a government building 49 00:01:33,112 --> 00:01:34,153 and stole a computer 50 00:01:33,112 --> 00:01:34,153 containing 51 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:36,151 over 100,000 52 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:36,151 social security numbers. 53 00:01:36,193 --> 00:01:37,859 My C.I. says 54 00:01:36,193 --> 00:01:37,859 that tonight Augustine 55 00:01:37,901 --> 00:01:40,731 will be handing off the laptop 56 00:01:37,901 --> 00:01:40,731 to a buyer from China, 57 00:01:40,773 --> 00:01:43,144 AKA the Land of Dragons. 58 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,517 (Ray) 59 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,517 Make sure that phrase 60 00:01:43,186 --> 00:01:45,517 is not in your official report. 61 00:01:45,559 --> 00:01:47,766 Okay, sorry, 62 00:01:45,559 --> 00:01:47,766 The Country of Dragons. 63 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:49,722 I want you and Santiago 64 00:01:47,807 --> 00:01:49,722 to tail Augustine 65 00:01:49,764 --> 00:01:50,846 until he makes the drop, 66 00:01:50,888 --> 00:01:52,344 and then arrest him 67 00:01:50,888 --> 00:01:52,344 and the buyer. 68 00:01:52,385 --> 00:01:54,759 Sounds good, although I could 69 00:01:52,385 --> 00:01:54,759 probably just take Boyle. 70 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,923 I know Amy has a ton of work, 71 00:01:54,800 --> 00:01:56,923 so... 72 00:01:56,963 --> 00:01:58,421 - No, I don't. 73 00:01:56,963 --> 00:01:58,421 - Really? 74 00:01:58,463 --> 00:02:00,544 I could have sworn 75 00:01:58,463 --> 00:02:00,544 I overheard you telling Rosa, 76 00:02:00,586 --> 00:02:01,793 "Girlfriend, please. 77 00:02:01,835 --> 00:02:03,458 I got hella open cases." 78 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:04,874 That's something 79 00:02:03,499 --> 00:02:04,874 you think I said? 80 00:02:04,915 --> 00:02:06,079 Word for word. 81 00:02:06,121 --> 00:02:07,203 No diggity, no doubt. 82 00:02:07,245 --> 00:02:08,369 (Ray) 83 00:02:07,245 --> 00:02:08,369 That's enough. 84 00:02:08,411 --> 00:02:10,409 Peralta and Santiago 85 00:02:08,411 --> 00:02:10,409 will tail Augustine. 86 00:02:10,451 --> 00:02:13,239 Boyle and Diaz will join them 87 00:02:10,451 --> 00:02:13,239 in a surveillance van 88 00:02:13,281 --> 00:02:14,655 unless you have a problem 89 00:02:13,281 --> 00:02:14,655 with that. 90 00:02:14,697 --> 00:02:15,821 Sounds great. 91 00:02:15,863 --> 00:02:18,443 In the immortal words 92 00:02:15,863 --> 00:02:18,443 of Amy Santiago, 93 00:02:18,484 --> 00:02:20,441 "Girlfriend, please." 94 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:23,896 (Amy) 95 00:02:21,980 --> 00:02:23,896 Hey, did I do something to you? 96 00:02:23,936 --> 00:02:25,394 Are you mad? 97 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:27,475 Is this because I brushed 98 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:27,475 all the crumbs off your desk? 99 00:02:27,517 --> 00:02:29,640 What? 100 00:02:27,517 --> 00:02:29,640 No, I don't care about that. 101 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:31,305 - Do you know where they are? 102 00:02:29,682 --> 00:02:31,305 - In the trash. 103 00:02:31,346 --> 00:02:32,721 All right, 104 00:02:31,346 --> 00:02:32,721 if it's not that, 105 00:02:32,762 --> 00:02:34,552 then why are you trying 106 00:02:32,762 --> 00:02:34,552 to keep me off this case? 107 00:02:34,594 --> 00:02:36,049 Oh, that. 108 00:02:37,507 --> 00:02:39,255 All right, look, the reason 109 00:02:37,507 --> 00:02:39,255 that I didn't want 110 00:02:39,297 --> 00:02:42,127 to work with you is... 111 00:02:39,297 --> 00:02:42,127 should I do this in an accent 112 00:02:42,168 --> 00:02:44,417 so that I can undercut some of 113 00:02:42,168 --> 00:02:44,417 the awkwardness I'm feeling? 114 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:45,956 - No. 115 00:02:44,458 --> 00:02:45,956 - Good call. 116 00:02:45,998 --> 00:02:49,078 Remember when you told me that 117 00:02:45,998 --> 00:02:49,078 you didn't want to date cops? 118 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:51,868 That really bummed me out, man. 119 00:02:51,908 --> 00:02:53,783 - Jamaican? 120 00:02:51,908 --> 00:02:53,783 - Yeah, it was a bad choice. 121 00:02:53,825 --> 00:02:55,698 I'm much better at German. 122 00:02:55,739 --> 00:02:56,903 All right, fine. 123 00:02:56,945 --> 00:02:59,610 I was kind of thinking 124 00:02:56,945 --> 00:02:59,610 about asking you out. 125 00:02:59,652 --> 00:03:02,065 Oh, okay. 126 00:03:02,107 --> 00:03:03,648 But I know that 127 00:03:02,107 --> 00:03:03,648 that's not what you want, 128 00:03:03,690 --> 00:03:05,145 and I totally get it. 129 00:03:05,187 --> 00:03:08,351 I think it just took me a while 130 00:03:05,187 --> 00:03:08,351 to totally-totally get it, 131 00:03:08,393 --> 00:03:10,015 and now I totally get it. 132 00:03:10,057 --> 00:03:12,055 Jake, this is weird. 133 00:03:12,097 --> 00:03:13,638 The whole point of me 134 00:03:12,097 --> 00:03:13,638 not dating cops 135 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,302 is so it wouldn't be weird 136 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,302 at work. 137 00:03:15,344 --> 00:03:17,676 Okay, so let's just 138 00:03:15,344 --> 00:03:17,676 make it not weird, right? 139 00:03:17,717 --> 00:03:19,964 This is a case; we work cases 140 00:03:17,717 --> 00:03:19,964 together all the time, 141 00:03:20,005 --> 00:03:24,001 and we're really good at it, so, 142 00:03:20,005 --> 00:03:24,001 you know, we're professionals. 143 00:03:24,043 --> 00:03:25,999 That's all I want, 144 00:03:24,043 --> 00:03:25,999 for us to be professional. 145 00:03:26,041 --> 00:03:27,374 We're in agreement. 146 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:30,953 It will be good 147 00:03:27,415 --> 00:03:30,953 and professional. 148 00:03:32,494 --> 00:03:34,825 Come in and shut the door. 149 00:03:34,865 --> 00:03:36,988 I have some news, which you 150 00:03:34,865 --> 00:03:36,988 must promise to keep secret. 151 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:39,153 Madeline Wuntch is making me 152 00:03:37,030 --> 00:03:39,153 head of public relations 153 00:03:39,195 --> 00:03:40,653 for the NYPD: 154 00:03:40,694 --> 00:03:42,567 I'm being forced 155 00:03:40,694 --> 00:03:42,567 out of the Nine-Nine. 156 00:03:42,609 --> 00:03:44,023 I don't wish to make 157 00:03:42,609 --> 00:03:44,023 a big deal of it, 158 00:03:44,065 --> 00:03:46,647 so please limit your reactions 159 00:03:44,065 --> 00:03:46,647 to one second; go. 160 00:03:46,688 --> 00:03:48,102 - What in the world? 161 00:03:46,688 --> 00:03:48,102 - Are you kidding? 162 00:03:48,144 --> 00:03:49,101 That's plenty. 163 00:03:49,143 --> 00:03:50,309 You can't leave us. 164 00:03:50,351 --> 00:03:51,808 I'm not going anywhere. 165 00:03:51,848 --> 00:03:54,096 Madeline's not some 166 00:03:51,848 --> 00:03:54,096 invincible succubus. 167 00:03:54,138 --> 00:03:56,512 She's a regular succubus, 168 00:03:54,138 --> 00:03:56,512 and she can be defeated. 169 00:03:56,553 --> 00:03:58,801 We just need to find the letter. 170 00:03:58,841 --> 00:04:00,132 What letter? 171 00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:02,422 Before our current 172 00:04:00,174 --> 00:04:02,422 police commissioner was hired, 173 00:04:02,464 --> 00:04:05,169 a mutual friend told me Madeline 174 00:04:02,464 --> 00:04:05,169 wrote a letter to the mayor 175 00:04:05,211 --> 00:04:06,958 telling him it was a mistake. 176 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:12,120 She apparently called her 177 00:04:07,000 --> 00:04:12,120 now-boss a "simpering buffoon". 178 00:04:12,162 --> 00:04:14,327 Amateur; always say 179 00:04:12,162 --> 00:04:14,327 your insults to someone's face. 180 00:04:14,368 --> 00:04:15,784 No paper trail. 181 00:04:15,824 --> 00:04:18,781 A copy of that letter exists 182 00:04:15,824 --> 00:04:18,781 in the mayor's archives. 183 00:04:18,821 --> 00:04:21,403 I can't go snooping around 184 00:04:18,821 --> 00:04:21,403 without alerting Madeline, 185 00:04:21,445 --> 00:04:24,857 so it won't be easy, 186 00:04:21,445 --> 00:04:24,857 and we don't have much time, 187 00:04:24,899 --> 00:04:28,354 but I need you 188 00:04:24,899 --> 00:04:28,354 to find that letter. 189 00:04:28,396 --> 00:04:29,353 Are you with me? 190 00:04:29,395 --> 00:04:30,976 Oh, hell yeah. 191 00:04:31,018 --> 00:04:32,849 I'm turning my phone 192 00:04:31,018 --> 00:04:32,849 into airplane mode. 193 00:04:32,891 --> 00:04:35,431 Oh, my God, she doesn't even 194 00:04:32,891 --> 00:04:35,431 do that on airplanes. 195 00:04:35,473 --> 00:04:36,970 Rosa, 196 00:04:37,012 --> 00:04:39,552 I know you don't like anyone 197 00:04:37,012 --> 00:04:39,552 wishing you a happy birthday, 198 00:04:39,594 --> 00:04:41,798 so crappy day to you. 199 00:04:41,840 --> 00:04:43,673 Still too much. 200 00:04:43,715 --> 00:04:45,337 I assume you're not doing 201 00:04:43,715 --> 00:04:45,337 anything to celebrate tonight. 202 00:04:45,379 --> 00:04:46,877 Anyone over the age 203 00:04:45,379 --> 00:04:46,877 of six celebrating 204 00:04:46,918 --> 00:04:48,418 a birthday should go to hell. 205 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:51,248 So since you're free, 206 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:51,248 I need your help moving 207 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:53,496 this old Ms. Pac-Man machine 208 00:04:51,290 --> 00:04:53,496 I just bought. 209 00:04:53,538 --> 00:04:55,327 Why are you so obsessed 210 00:04:53,538 --> 00:04:55,327 with that game? 211 00:04:55,369 --> 00:04:58,074 Because it's the sexiest 212 00:04:55,369 --> 00:04:58,074 video game ever. 213 00:04:58,116 --> 00:05:00,114 She's insatiable, Rosa. 214 00:05:00,156 --> 00:05:02,279 Insatiable. 215 00:05:00,156 --> 00:05:02,279 Insatiab... 216 00:05:02,320 --> 00:05:03,570 Stop saying "insatiable." 217 00:05:03,611 --> 00:05:05,443 Anyway, I bought 218 00:05:03,611 --> 00:05:05,443 this old machine from a bar, 219 00:05:05,484 --> 00:05:07,023 and I was hoping 220 00:05:05,484 --> 00:05:07,023 you'd help me move it. 221 00:05:08,398 --> 00:05:11,103 - You want me to go to a bar? 222 00:05:08,398 --> 00:05:11,103 - Mm-hmm. 223 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:12,892 You are obviously trying 224 00:05:11,145 --> 00:05:12,892 to get me 225 00:05:12,934 --> 00:05:14,016 to go to a surprise party. 226 00:05:14,058 --> 00:05:15,474 Did Marcus put you up to this? 227 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:18,179 What? 228 00:05:15,516 --> 00:05:18,179 No, that's crazy talking. 229 00:05:18,221 --> 00:05:20,010 We just need to be there 230 00:05:18,221 --> 00:05:20,010 at exactly 9:45 p.m. 231 00:05:20,052 --> 00:05:21,552 and not a minute earlier. 232 00:05:21,593 --> 00:05:23,923 Also, there's a particular door 233 00:05:21,593 --> 00:05:23,923 I want us to enter through. 234 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,376 (Amy) 235 00:05:28,960 --> 00:05:30,376 Why is he getting out here? 236 00:05:30,418 --> 00:05:32,541 I thought your C.I. said the 237 00:05:30,418 --> 00:05:32,541 drop was happening in a park. 238 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,580 Maybe he's having dinner 239 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,580 with his sidepiece first. 240 00:05:34,622 --> 00:05:36,245 (Amy) 241 00:05:34,622 --> 00:05:36,245 Augustine has the laptop 242 00:05:34,622 --> 00:05:36,245 with him. 243 00:05:36,286 --> 00:05:37,702 We should just arrest him 244 00:05:36,286 --> 00:05:37,702 right here. 245 00:05:37,742 --> 00:05:39,117 No, the buyer's 246 00:05:37,742 --> 00:05:39,117 the bigger collar. 247 00:05:39,158 --> 00:05:41,115 We've got to follow him in 248 00:05:39,158 --> 00:05:41,115 and wait for the handoff. 249 00:05:41,156 --> 00:05:42,614 Okay, if you're going in, 250 00:05:42,656 --> 00:05:45,027 I've heard this place has 251 00:05:42,656 --> 00:05:45,027 an amazing bone marrow custard. 252 00:05:45,069 --> 00:05:46,983 Not that I've ever 253 00:05:45,069 --> 00:05:46,983 had a bad one. 254 00:05:47,025 --> 00:05:48,650 No. 255 00:05:47,025 --> 00:05:48,650 All right, let's go. 256 00:05:48,691 --> 00:05:50,064 No, wait, we look like cops. 257 00:05:50,106 --> 00:05:53,726 We're never gonna blend in 258 00:05:50,106 --> 00:05:53,726 dressed like this. 259 00:05:53,768 --> 00:05:56,266 Okay, there, how's that? 260 00:05:56,308 --> 00:05:57,682 Uh, I don't know. 261 00:05:57,722 --> 00:05:59,887 All I see is clothes hanging off 262 00:05:57,722 --> 00:05:59,887 of a genderless blob. 263 00:05:59,929 --> 00:06:02,177 You look fine. 264 00:05:59,929 --> 00:06:02,177 Here, wear this. 265 00:06:02,219 --> 00:06:03,635 Jake, you need a jacket 266 00:06:02,219 --> 00:06:03,635 or something. 267 00:06:03,676 --> 00:06:05,839 Well, Scully left 268 00:06:03,676 --> 00:06:05,839 his sports coat back there. 269 00:06:05,881 --> 00:06:07,962 Oh, but it will never fit 270 00:06:05,881 --> 00:06:07,962 Jake's athletic body. 271 00:06:08,004 --> 00:06:10,503 - Unless... 272 00:06:08,004 --> 00:06:10,503 - No, I don't want to do that. 273 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:12,167 - You have to. 274 00:06:10,544 --> 00:06:12,167 - I'm not gonna do it. 275 00:06:12,209 --> 00:06:13,208 You're doing it. 276 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:14,457 What? 277 00:06:13,249 --> 00:06:14,457 What do you have to do? 278 00:06:14,499 --> 00:06:15,498 Don Johnson it. 279 00:06:15,539 --> 00:06:16,703 Don Johnson it! 280 00:06:24,072 --> 00:06:25,363 I look like an idiot. 281 00:06:25,404 --> 00:06:27,611 I didn't even have time 282 00:06:25,404 --> 00:06:27,611 to lotion my forearms. 283 00:06:27,652 --> 00:06:29,982 It's so weird 284 00:06:27,652 --> 00:06:29,982 wearing Rosa's jacket. 285 00:06:30,024 --> 00:06:31,772 There's a piece of barbed wire 286 00:06:30,024 --> 00:06:31,772 in the pocket. 287 00:06:31,813 --> 00:06:33,104 Cool. 288 00:06:33,146 --> 00:06:34,145 All right, 289 00:06:33,146 --> 00:06:34,145 do you have a visual on... 290 00:06:34,187 --> 00:06:35,478 the hostess stand? 291 00:06:35,519 --> 00:06:37,974 Hi. 292 00:06:35,519 --> 00:06:37,974 Table for two, please. 293 00:06:38,016 --> 00:06:39,972 I'm so sorry. 294 00:06:38,016 --> 00:06:39,972 There's nothing available. 295 00:06:40,014 --> 00:06:41,138 We're totally booked up. 296 00:06:41,180 --> 00:06:44,010 Oh, no, that's horrible. 297 00:06:44,052 --> 00:06:46,965 Tonight's a really important 298 00:06:44,052 --> 00:06:46,965 night for us. 299 00:06:47,007 --> 00:06:48,755 Johnny and I just got engaged, 300 00:06:48,796 --> 00:06:51,462 and this is where 301 00:06:48,796 --> 00:06:51,462 our first date was. 302 00:06:51,503 --> 00:06:52,627 Oh, yeah, 303 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:54,625 it would mean so much 304 00:06:52,667 --> 00:06:54,625 to Dora and me. 305 00:06:54,665 --> 00:06:56,081 I would have made a reservation, 306 00:06:56,123 --> 00:06:58,580 but I didn't know 307 00:06:56,123 --> 00:06:58,580 if she was gonna say yes, so... 308 00:06:58,621 --> 00:07:02,617 Oh, I love how nervous you were, 309 00:06:58,621 --> 00:07:02,617 you little goose. 310 00:07:02,657 --> 00:07:04,282 You are just so sweet 311 00:07:02,657 --> 00:07:04,282 together. 312 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:07,446 You know, I'm sure I can 313 00:07:04,324 --> 00:07:07,446 find room for two young lovers. 314 00:07:07,487 --> 00:07:11,940 Yeah, we are lovers... 315 00:07:07,487 --> 00:07:11,940 together... in beds. 316 00:07:11,982 --> 00:07:12,981 Okay. 317 00:07:15,313 --> 00:07:16,353 Thank you so much for waiting. 318 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:18,808 - Your table is almost ready. 319 00:07:16,395 --> 00:07:18,808 - Great. 320 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:20,681 Sorry about springing 321 00:07:18,850 --> 00:07:20,681 the engagement 322 00:07:20,723 --> 00:07:21,972 and romantic stuff on you. 323 00:07:22,014 --> 00:07:23,305 No, no, no. 324 00:07:22,014 --> 00:07:23,305 That was great. 325 00:07:23,346 --> 00:07:25,136 I mean, 326 00:07:23,346 --> 00:07:25,136 it's what got us in here. 327 00:07:25,177 --> 00:07:27,050 Cheek kiss was a bit much. 328 00:07:25,177 --> 00:07:27,050 Very wet. 329 00:07:27,092 --> 00:07:28,425 Well, I don't know 330 00:07:27,092 --> 00:07:28,425 what to tell you. 331 00:07:28,466 --> 00:07:29,922 Dora's sloppy. 332 00:07:29,964 --> 00:07:32,170 Okay, 333 00:07:29,964 --> 00:07:32,170 and if you'll just follow me. 334 00:07:32,212 --> 00:07:34,252 Well, the honeymoon's over, 335 00:07:32,212 --> 00:07:34,252 Dora. 336 00:07:34,294 --> 00:07:35,916 We're back 337 00:07:34,294 --> 00:07:35,916 to being Jake and Amy, 338 00:07:35,958 --> 00:07:37,747 two normal cops working a job. 339 00:07:37,789 --> 00:07:38,913 All right, 340 00:07:37,789 --> 00:07:38,913 there you go. 341 00:07:38,955 --> 00:07:40,204 Thanks. 342 00:07:40,246 --> 00:07:42,202 You're the couple 343 00:07:40,246 --> 00:07:42,202 that just got engaged. 344 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:47,406 That's us, Johnny and Dora, 345 00:07:42,244 --> 00:07:47,406 a couple for sure. 346 00:07:50,278 --> 00:07:53,358 Okay, according to my sources 347 00:07:50,278 --> 00:07:53,358 in the assistant community, 348 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:57,229 the letter is right here 349 00:07:53,400 --> 00:07:57,229 in the fourth-floor archives, 350 00:07:57,271 --> 00:07:59,310 cabinet J-13. 351 00:07:59,352 --> 00:08:00,891 Nice job. 352 00:07:59,352 --> 00:08:00,891 What's the plan? 353 00:08:00,933 --> 00:08:02,391 You sneak in 354 00:08:00,933 --> 00:08:02,391 and get the letter. 355 00:08:02,432 --> 00:08:04,180 I'll distract the file clerk. 356 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:06,718 Apparently, he's very 357 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:06,718 into bird watching, 358 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,384 so talking to a woman 359 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,384 should blow his mind. 360 00:08:09,425 --> 00:08:13,546 And talking to this woman, 361 00:08:09,425 --> 00:08:13,546 it could kill him. 362 00:08:13,586 --> 00:08:15,378 Here, can you look at this map 363 00:08:13,586 --> 00:08:15,378 of a park 364 00:08:15,419 --> 00:08:17,707 and tell me 365 00:08:15,419 --> 00:08:17,707 where them hot birds hang out? 366 00:08:17,749 --> 00:08:20,788 Well, you're gonna want to, 367 00:08:17,749 --> 00:08:20,788 uh, avoid the, uh, 368 00:08:20,829 --> 00:08:23,785 great lawn, because 369 00:08:20,829 --> 00:08:23,785 it's basically just grackles. 370 00:08:23,826 --> 00:08:25,699 - Ugh, grackles? 371 00:08:23,826 --> 00:08:25,699 - Yeah. 372 00:08:25,741 --> 00:08:26,907 I hate grackles. 373 00:08:26,949 --> 00:08:28,448 They're the worst. 374 00:08:28,490 --> 00:08:31,818 Well, a lot of people think 375 00:08:28,490 --> 00:08:31,818 grackles are just a common bird 376 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:33,026 up here, 377 00:08:31,860 --> 00:08:33,026 but you know what? 378 00:08:33,068 --> 00:08:35,107 On the West Coast 379 00:08:33,068 --> 00:08:35,107 they don't get grackles. 380 00:08:35,149 --> 00:08:38,063 Can you give some more info 381 00:08:38,104 --> 00:08:40,353 for a novice bird watcher 382 00:08:38,104 --> 00:08:40,353 such as myself? 383 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:41,850 You have got to know 384 00:08:40,394 --> 00:08:41,850 the difference 385 00:08:41,892 --> 00:08:43,308 between your water birds. 386 00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:45,306 I mean, so many people 387 00:08:43,350 --> 00:08:45,306 don't know the difference 388 00:08:45,348 --> 00:08:46,970 between an anhinga 389 00:08:45,348 --> 00:08:46,970 and a snake bird 390 00:08:47,012 --> 00:08:48,470 and a swamp hawk. 391 00:08:48,511 --> 00:08:52,839 A lot of people don't know 392 00:08:48,511 --> 00:08:52,839 they're all the same bird. 393 00:08:52,881 --> 00:08:54,505 Are those the ones 394 00:08:52,881 --> 00:08:54,505 that sound like Rihanna 395 00:08:54,545 --> 00:08:56,003 kind of when they sing? 396 00:08:56,045 --> 00:08:57,876 I'm not familiar 397 00:08:56,045 --> 00:08:57,876 with who that is. 398 00:08:57,918 --> 00:08:59,292 They're like, "Eh, eh." 399 00:08:59,334 --> 00:09:02,164 That sounds like that might be 400 00:08:59,334 --> 00:09:02,164 a crested woodpecker. 401 00:09:02,206 --> 00:09:03,496 Or is it more like... 402 00:09:03,536 --> 00:09:05,910 Well, 403 00:09:03,536 --> 00:09:05,910 that's a crested titmouse maybe? 404 00:09:05,951 --> 00:09:07,657 Oh, my God, that's it. 405 00:09:07,699 --> 00:09:10,696 Wayne, you are 406 00:09:07,699 --> 00:09:10,696 a damn treasure trove. 407 00:09:12,237 --> 00:09:13,320 We got the letter. 408 00:09:13,361 --> 00:09:14,485 Well done. 409 00:09:14,525 --> 00:09:17,856 Now get me Madeline 410 00:09:14,525 --> 00:09:17,856 and a bucket of water. 411 00:09:17,898 --> 00:09:20,313 It's time to melt a witch. 412 00:09:20,354 --> 00:09:21,685 Who else is going? 413 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:24,640 Rosa, listen to me, 414 00:09:21,727 --> 00:09:24,640 there is no party. 415 00:09:24,682 --> 00:09:26,307 Just get off my doughnut 416 00:09:24,682 --> 00:09:26,307 already. 417 00:09:26,348 --> 00:09:27,888 Don't lie to me, Boyle, 418 00:09:27,929 --> 00:09:30,386 or you will be eating your bone 419 00:09:27,929 --> 00:09:30,386 marrow custard through a straw. 420 00:09:30,428 --> 00:09:32,134 That's exactly how you're 421 00:09:30,428 --> 00:09:32,134 supposed to eat bone marrow... 422 00:09:32,176 --> 00:09:33,383 - Charles! 423 00:09:32,176 --> 00:09:33,383 - Ah! 424 00:09:33,425 --> 00:09:34,465 All right, there's a party. 425 00:09:34,505 --> 00:09:35,713 I can't give you details. 426 00:09:35,754 --> 00:09:37,087 All I can say is I know you, 427 00:09:37,129 --> 00:09:38,461 and I know you'll have 428 00:09:37,129 --> 00:09:38,461 a good time. 429 00:09:38,501 --> 00:09:40,791 If you knew me, you'd know 430 00:09:38,501 --> 00:09:40,791 I hate surprise parties, 431 00:09:40,833 --> 00:09:43,456 so clearly 432 00:09:40,833 --> 00:09:43,456 you don't know me at all. 433 00:09:43,496 --> 00:09:45,661 What? 434 00:09:43,496 --> 00:09:45,661 We're friends. 435 00:09:45,703 --> 00:09:48,201 I was building up to calling you 436 00:09:45,703 --> 00:09:48,201 "Ro-ro" one of these days. 437 00:09:48,243 --> 00:09:49,615 That will never happen. 438 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:51,282 In fact, you just lost "Rosa" 439 00:09:49,657 --> 00:09:51,282 privileges. 440 00:09:51,323 --> 00:09:53,446 From now on, you can 441 00:09:51,323 --> 00:09:53,446 call me "Diaz" or "Hey, you." 442 00:09:53,486 --> 00:09:55,027 Come on, Rosa. 443 00:09:55,069 --> 00:09:56,152 Come on, hey, you. 444 00:09:57,234 --> 00:09:59,897 Wow, 445 00:09:57,234 --> 00:09:59,897 champagne and oysters. 446 00:09:59,939 --> 00:10:01,478 You really shouldn't have, 447 00:09:59,939 --> 00:10:01,478 guys. 448 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,311 Well, it's a special night. 449 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:04,475 So when did you guys meet? 450 00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:06,350 - Last year. 451 00:10:04,517 --> 00:10:06,350 - Five years ago. 452 00:10:06,392 --> 00:10:09,097 We first met five years ago, 453 00:10:09,139 --> 00:10:10,594 but we don't count it, 454 00:10:09,139 --> 00:10:10,594 because... 455 00:10:10,636 --> 00:10:13,260 I was dating a speedboat model 456 00:10:10,636 --> 00:10:13,260 at the time. 457 00:10:13,301 --> 00:10:15,923 And I was dating 458 00:10:13,301 --> 00:10:15,923 a super handsome comptroller 459 00:10:15,965 --> 00:10:17,504 of a major U.S. city. 460 00:10:17,546 --> 00:10:19,836 Anyways, about a year ago, we 461 00:10:17,546 --> 00:10:19,836 bumped into each other at a bar, 462 00:10:19,877 --> 00:10:22,749 and we haven't been able to keep 463 00:10:19,877 --> 00:10:22,749 our hands off each other since. 464 00:10:22,791 --> 00:10:23,790 Mm. 465 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:26,330 So how did you know 466 00:10:23,832 --> 00:10:26,330 she was the one? 467 00:10:26,372 --> 00:10:27,661 I'd love to answer that. 468 00:10:27,702 --> 00:10:29,410 Um, you know, 469 00:10:29,450 --> 00:10:33,073 just whenever 470 00:10:29,450 --> 00:10:33,073 I look at her face 471 00:10:33,115 --> 00:10:36,403 and the attached physique. 472 00:10:36,443 --> 00:10:37,859 And you? 473 00:10:37,901 --> 00:10:39,482 Uh... 474 00:10:41,647 --> 00:10:43,978 He makes me laugh. 475 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:47,392 And, you know, there's really 476 00:10:44,020 --> 00:10:47,392 no one else's opinion 477 00:10:47,432 --> 00:10:49,307 who I care about 478 00:10:47,432 --> 00:10:49,307 more than hers, so... 479 00:10:51,138 --> 00:10:52,552 Okay, so enough chitchat. 480 00:10:52,594 --> 00:10:53,593 Let's see the ring. 481 00:10:54,842 --> 00:10:56,840 I don't have it on me. 482 00:10:56,882 --> 00:10:59,462 She has gigantic fingers. 483 00:11:01,045 --> 00:11:03,210 What I mean to say 484 00:11:01,045 --> 00:11:03,210 is that the ring I got 485 00:11:03,251 --> 00:11:05,124 would never have fit 486 00:11:03,251 --> 00:11:05,124 on her fingers, 487 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:08,828 because they are that 488 00:11:05,166 --> 00:11:08,828 of a giant, behemoth person. 489 00:11:14,906 --> 00:11:16,322 Madeline, 490 00:11:14,906 --> 00:11:16,322 thank you for coming. 491 00:11:16,363 --> 00:11:18,610 Raymond, always a pleasure 492 00:11:16,363 --> 00:11:18,610 to call on a vanquished foe. 493 00:11:18,651 --> 00:11:20,193 I feel like 494 00:11:18,651 --> 00:11:20,193 Jackie Joyner-Kersee 495 00:11:20,234 --> 00:11:22,274 congratulating one 496 00:11:20,234 --> 00:11:22,274 of the other slower runners. 497 00:11:22,316 --> 00:11:23,273 Buckle up. 498 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:24,896 It's gonna be 499 00:11:23,315 --> 00:11:24,896 a hell of a ride. 500 00:11:24,937 --> 00:11:26,103 (Ray) 501 00:11:24,937 --> 00:11:26,103 Care to sit? 502 00:11:26,145 --> 00:11:27,102 I'm sure 503 00:11:26,145 --> 00:11:27,102 you'd like to take some weight 504 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:28,433 off your cloven hooves. 505 00:11:28,475 --> 00:11:29,515 Calling me the devil? 506 00:11:29,557 --> 00:11:30,723 How original, Raymond. 507 00:11:30,765 --> 00:11:33,305 Actually I was calling 508 00:11:30,765 --> 00:11:33,305 you a goat, you goat. 509 00:11:33,346 --> 00:11:36,135 Oh. 510 00:11:36,177 --> 00:11:37,799 I'd like to talk 511 00:11:36,177 --> 00:11:37,799 about my promotion. 512 00:11:37,841 --> 00:11:39,007 Very well, but first, 513 00:11:39,049 --> 00:11:41,172 how do I know 514 00:11:39,049 --> 00:11:41,172 you're not wearing a wire? 515 00:11:41,213 --> 00:11:42,377 I need to pat you down. 516 00:11:43,501 --> 00:11:44,542 If you must. 517 00:11:53,035 --> 00:11:55,489 What is going on? 518 00:11:55,531 --> 00:11:57,612 Shh. 519 00:11:55,531 --> 00:11:57,612 I'm watching something. 520 00:11:57,654 --> 00:11:59,610 (man) 521 00:11:57,654 --> 00:11:59,610 Can you get the car 522 00:11:57,654 --> 00:11:59,610 from the valet, babe? 523 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,859 I'm gonna in the back 524 00:11:59,652 --> 00:12:01,859 and say hi to the chef. 525 00:12:04,981 --> 00:12:06,230 Good luck 526 00:12:04,981 --> 00:12:06,230 on your wedding, guys. 527 00:12:06,272 --> 00:12:08,768 Oh, have fun 528 00:12:06,272 --> 00:12:08,768 on your honeymoon. 529 00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:11,100 We will. 530 00:12:08,810 --> 00:12:11,100 We're going to Waco, Texas. 531 00:12:11,142 --> 00:12:14,055 Huh. 532 00:12:11,142 --> 00:12:14,055 Okay, bye. 533 00:12:14,097 --> 00:12:15,636 Bye. 534 00:12:15,678 --> 00:12:16,802 - Waco, Texas? 535 00:12:15,678 --> 00:12:16,802 - I don't know. 536 00:12:16,844 --> 00:12:18,301 It was just on Dateline. 537 00:12:18,341 --> 00:12:20,174 All right, well, Augustine took 538 00:12:18,341 --> 00:12:20,174 the laptop case with him. 539 00:12:20,216 --> 00:12:21,880 He's gonna make the drop. 540 00:12:20,216 --> 00:12:21,880 Let's go. 541 00:12:23,296 --> 00:12:25,501 Look, there's the buyer. 542 00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:28,125 Or maybe he's just actually 543 00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:28,125 saying hi to the chef? 544 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:29,622 Why isn't he making 545 00:12:28,166 --> 00:12:29,622 the handoff? 546 00:12:29,664 --> 00:12:30,913 Oh, crap, he saw us. 547 00:12:30,955 --> 00:12:33,326 Uh, 548 00:12:35,783 --> 00:12:36,907 Excuse me. 549 00:12:36,949 --> 00:12:38,073 Oh, hey. 550 00:12:38,115 --> 00:12:41,070 We were just looking 551 00:12:38,115 --> 00:12:41,070 for a place to, uh... 552 00:12:41,112 --> 00:12:42,442 Boink. 553 00:12:42,484 --> 00:12:44,109 Yep. Boink. 554 00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:46,772 That's my preferred term 555 00:12:44,150 --> 00:12:46,772 for it as well. 556 00:12:46,814 --> 00:12:47,771 I get it. 557 00:12:47,813 --> 00:12:50,103 Newly engaged kids. 558 00:12:47,813 --> 00:12:50,103 Enjoy. 559 00:12:50,144 --> 00:12:52,557 Thanks. 560 00:12:54,806 --> 00:12:55,930 Good. Good, good, good, good. 561 00:12:55,972 --> 00:12:57,054 We kept our cover intact. 562 00:12:55,972 --> 00:12:57,054 Nice work. 563 00:12:57,096 --> 00:12:58,261 Quick, professional thinking 564 00:12:57,096 --> 00:12:58,261 out there. 565 00:12:58,301 --> 00:12:59,717 Very quick. 566 00:12:58,301 --> 00:12:59,717 Very professional. 567 00:12:59,759 --> 00:13:01,298 - Detective. 568 00:12:59,759 --> 00:13:01,298 - Detective. 569 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:03,380 - Let's get back on the case. 570 00:13:01,340 --> 00:13:03,380 - Yes. 571 00:13:10,041 --> 00:13:11,207 So how was the restaurant? 572 00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:12,746 Such a normal time! 573 00:13:12,788 --> 00:13:15,036 Why are you being weird? 574 00:13:15,078 --> 00:13:16,118 Amy and I kissed. 575 00:13:16,160 --> 00:13:17,699 What? 576 00:13:17,741 --> 00:13:20,279 To keep our cover from being 577 00:13:17,741 --> 00:13:20,279 blown; we didn't have a choice. 578 00:13:20,321 --> 00:13:22,154 Tell me everything! 579 00:13:22,196 --> 00:13:24,525 Charles, it was just a kiss, 580 00:13:22,196 --> 00:13:24,525 okay? 581 00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:26,067 It was for work. 582 00:13:24,567 --> 00:13:26,067 It was nothing. 583 00:13:26,108 --> 00:13:27,606 Yeah, who cares about a kiss? 584 00:13:27,648 --> 00:13:29,270 Call me if you grab 585 00:13:27,648 --> 00:13:29,270 each other's asses. 586 00:13:29,312 --> 00:13:30,686 He's pulling over. 587 00:13:29,312 --> 00:13:30,686 It's going down. 588 00:13:30,728 --> 00:13:32,517 You guys are so naive. 589 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:33,934 It's never nothing. 590 00:13:33,975 --> 00:13:36,098 In high school, I played 591 00:13:33,975 --> 00:13:36,098 Daddy Warbucks in Annie, 592 00:13:36,140 --> 00:13:37,930 Becca Murse played Annie, 593 00:13:37,971 --> 00:13:39,594 and we were supposed 594 00:13:37,971 --> 00:13:39,594 to hug onstage. 595 00:13:39,636 --> 00:13:41,842 And at first, 596 00:13:39,636 --> 00:13:41,842 that seemed like nothing too, 597 00:13:41,884 --> 00:13:45,089 but by opening night, 598 00:13:41,884 --> 00:13:45,089 we were full-on making out. 599 00:13:45,131 --> 00:13:46,213 As Daddy Warbucks and Annie? 600 00:13:46,253 --> 00:13:47,294 Mm-hmm. 601 00:13:47,336 --> 00:13:48,960 The audience was not on board. 602 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,249 Playwright sued the school. 603 00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:51,832 Guys, guys, 604 00:13:50,291 --> 00:13:51,832 it's not a handoff. 605 00:13:51,874 --> 00:13:52,956 He's leaving the package. 606 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,993 Okay, you and Rosa 607 00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,993 follow Augustine. 608 00:13:58,035 --> 00:13:59,949 Right, and you and Amy 609 00:13:58,035 --> 00:13:59,949 follow your hearts. 610 00:13:59,991 --> 00:14:01,655 No, we're gonna stay 611 00:13:59,991 --> 00:14:01,655 with the package. 612 00:14:01,697 --> 00:14:02,863 And each other forever. 613 00:14:02,905 --> 00:14:04,319 Come on, man! 614 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,483 So here's how I see this 615 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:06,483 going down. 616 00:14:06,525 --> 00:14:07,983 You plead for your job back. 617 00:14:06,525 --> 00:14:07,983 I refuse. 618 00:14:08,025 --> 00:14:09,397 You start weeping 619 00:14:08,025 --> 00:14:09,397 like a war widow. 620 00:14:09,439 --> 00:14:10,646 Does that sound about right? 621 00:14:10,688 --> 00:14:13,810 Don't count 622 00:14:10,688 --> 00:14:13,810 your gross fish babies 623 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:16,765 before they've hatched, 624 00:14:13,852 --> 00:14:16,765 Madeline. 625 00:14:21,886 --> 00:14:23,093 How did you get this? 626 00:14:23,135 --> 00:14:24,966 Gina and Terry got it, 627 00:14:23,135 --> 00:14:24,966 you grackle. 628 00:14:25,008 --> 00:14:26,797 (Ray) 629 00:14:25,008 --> 00:14:26,797 It doesn't matter 630 00:14:25,008 --> 00:14:26,797 how I got it. 631 00:14:26,839 --> 00:14:30,128 Sorry, sir, didn't realize that 632 00:14:26,839 --> 00:14:30,128 was how you wanted to play it. 633 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,916 I see you've got an audience 634 00:14:30,169 --> 00:14:32,916 for this little stunt? 635 00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:35,746 Yes, well, who wouldn't want 636 00:14:32,958 --> 00:14:35,746 to see a man fight a crocodile? 637 00:14:35,788 --> 00:14:40,324 Now, Madeline, before one of us 638 00:14:35,788 --> 00:14:40,324 starts weeping like a war widow, 639 00:14:40,366 --> 00:14:42,281 would you like to give me 640 00:14:40,366 --> 00:14:42,281 my precinct back? 641 00:14:42,322 --> 00:14:45,029 It's not that simple; I can't 642 00:14:42,322 --> 00:14:45,029 just reverse your promotion. 643 00:14:45,071 --> 00:14:48,110 You have until tomorrow, 644 00:14:48,151 --> 00:14:49,774 you grackle. 645 00:14:49,816 --> 00:14:52,147 We can't pull him over 646 00:14:49,816 --> 00:14:52,147 this close to the drop site. 647 00:14:52,187 --> 00:14:54,185 It'll alert the buyer. 648 00:14:52,187 --> 00:14:54,185 I say we follow him for a mile. 649 00:14:54,227 --> 00:14:55,560 Copy that. 650 00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:56,892 How's your mom enjoying 651 00:14:55,601 --> 00:14:56,892 the new phone you got her 652 00:14:56,934 --> 00:14:58,431 for her birthday 653 00:14:56,934 --> 00:14:58,431 on March 16th? 654 00:14:58,473 --> 00:15:01,262 Dude, stop saying random facts 655 00:14:58,473 --> 00:15:01,262 to try to prove you know me. 656 00:15:01,303 --> 00:15:02,636 That's not what I'm doing. 657 00:15:02,678 --> 00:15:04,217 I'm simply making small talk 658 00:15:02,678 --> 00:15:04,217 with my friend Rosa, 659 00:15:04,259 --> 00:15:05,258 who went skydiving once. 660 00:15:05,299 --> 00:15:06,507 Enough! 661 00:15:06,549 --> 00:15:08,255 I'm going to the dumb party 662 00:15:06,549 --> 00:15:08,255 but only because 663 00:15:08,296 --> 00:15:09,420 I don't want to hurt Marcus. 664 00:15:09,462 --> 00:15:11,003 I'm still super mad at you. 665 00:15:11,045 --> 00:15:12,709 Mm, like how you're still 666 00:15:11,045 --> 00:15:12,709 super mad at Gilmore Girls 667 00:15:12,751 --> 00:15:14,084 for how the finale went down? 668 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:17,704 Oh, I just want to see 669 00:15:14,125 --> 00:15:17,704 Lorelai happy, and shut up! 670 00:15:17,746 --> 00:15:21,492 Ah, see? I knew you so well, 671 00:15:17,746 --> 00:15:21,492 I knew it was co... ah! 672 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,777 Hey, seriously, 673 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,777 we're cool, right? 674 00:15:28,819 --> 00:15:30,274 Yeah, totally. 675 00:15:30,316 --> 00:15:32,189 - We're fine. 676 00:15:30,316 --> 00:15:32,189 - Good. 677 00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:33,605 Gosh, you know, I'm actually 678 00:15:32,231 --> 00:15:33,605 a little bit hungry. 679 00:15:33,647 --> 00:15:35,895 I never ended up eating 680 00:15:33,647 --> 00:15:35,895 at that dumb fancy restaurant. 681 00:15:35,937 --> 00:15:37,476 You know what I'm getting 682 00:15:35,937 --> 00:15:37,476 on my way home? 683 00:15:37,518 --> 00:15:38,850 Yeah, you're gonna 684 00:15:37,518 --> 00:15:38,850 go to the Polish place 685 00:15:38,892 --> 00:15:40,264 and get perogies, 686 00:15:38,892 --> 00:15:40,264 potato pancakes, 687 00:15:40,306 --> 00:15:41,388 and a cup of hot chocolate. 688 00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:43,261 That's exactly 689 00:15:41,430 --> 00:15:43,261 what I'm gonna get. 690 00:15:43,303 --> 00:15:44,385 Yeah. 691 00:15:44,427 --> 00:15:45,802 I will be having pizza, 692 00:15:45,843 --> 00:15:48,008 two slices 693 00:15:45,843 --> 00:15:48,008 of meat supreme from Tony's, 694 00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:49,714 served display temperature. 695 00:15:49,756 --> 00:15:51,545 Meat supreme 696 00:15:49,756 --> 00:15:51,545 is a million red flags, 697 00:15:51,587 --> 00:15:53,086 and eating it cold 698 00:15:51,587 --> 00:15:53,086 is just insane. 699 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,375 No, no, no. 700 00:15:53,126 --> 00:15:54,375 It's not cold. 701 00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:55,792 - It's display temperature. 702 00:15:54,417 --> 00:15:55,792 - Jake. 703 00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:57,247 There's a difference, Amy. 704 00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:59,287 No, Jake, he's looking at us. 705 00:15:59,329 --> 00:16:01,494 - Well, this is happening. 706 00:15:59,329 --> 00:16:01,494 - Huh? 707 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,651 NYPD! Freeze! 708 00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:10,651 We are police colleagues! 709 00:16:10,693 --> 00:16:12,691 You're under arrest. 710 00:16:10,693 --> 00:16:12,691 This is a work event. 711 00:16:16,187 --> 00:16:18,602 Hey, can you sign 712 00:16:16,187 --> 00:16:18,602 this arrest report 713 00:16:18,643 --> 00:16:19,809 for Augustine 714 00:16:18,643 --> 00:16:19,809 and the buyer? 715 00:16:19,851 --> 00:16:21,140 Sure. 716 00:16:21,182 --> 00:16:22,723 Great. 717 00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:25,845 Man, I forgot how long 718 00:16:23,930 --> 00:16:25,845 your signature takes. 719 00:16:25,887 --> 00:16:28,133 'm just gonna watch Braveheart 720 00:16:25,887 --> 00:16:28,133 on my phone real quick. 721 00:16:29,549 --> 00:16:31,589 Given the circumstances, 722 00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:33,795 I could see how 723 00:16:31,630 --> 00:16:33,795 that might have seemed like 724 00:16:33,837 --> 00:16:35,209 flirty teasing 725 00:16:33,837 --> 00:16:35,209 or something, 726 00:16:35,251 --> 00:16:37,541 but I was legit 727 00:16:35,251 --> 00:16:37,541 being critical. 728 00:16:37,583 --> 00:16:38,665 You have a problem. 729 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:41,787 No, even that sounded 730 00:16:38,707 --> 00:16:41,787 like banter now. 731 00:16:41,829 --> 00:16:43,702 All right, there's only one way 732 00:16:41,829 --> 00:16:43,702 out of this for me. 733 00:16:43,744 --> 00:16:45,158 I just got to get super cruel. 734 00:16:45,199 --> 00:16:47,281 Prepare to have your physical 735 00:16:45,199 --> 00:16:47,281 flaws pointed out, Amy. 736 00:16:47,322 --> 00:16:49,988 I'm talking about your tall butt 737 00:16:47,322 --> 00:16:49,988 and your weird elbows. 738 00:16:50,029 --> 00:16:51,569 Jake, it's okay. 739 00:16:51,610 --> 00:16:53,442 Thank you. 740 00:16:53,483 --> 00:16:55,231 This whole night 741 00:16:53,483 --> 00:16:55,231 was really weird. 742 00:16:55,273 --> 00:16:56,230 I know. 743 00:16:56,272 --> 00:16:57,646 I just... ugh. 744 00:16:57,688 --> 00:16:59,853 I want everything 745 00:16:57,688 --> 00:16:59,853 to go back how it was, you know? 746 00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:00,893 It's so awkward. 747 00:17:00,935 --> 00:17:02,558 - Yeah. 748 00:17:00,935 --> 00:17:02,558 - And you're right. 749 00:17:02,599 --> 00:17:05,388 We shouldn't date cops, 750 00:17:02,599 --> 00:17:05,388 'cause we're a great team. 751 00:17:05,430 --> 00:17:07,012 We work great together. 752 00:17:07,052 --> 00:17:08,260 I don't want to mess that up. 753 00:17:08,301 --> 00:17:10,049 Yeah, I don't want 754 00:17:08,301 --> 00:17:10,049 everything to change. 755 00:17:10,091 --> 00:17:11,215 Yeah, me neither. 756 00:17:11,257 --> 00:17:14,963 Okay, then that's that, 757 00:17:11,257 --> 00:17:14,963 Detective Peralta. 758 00:17:15,004 --> 00:17:17,292 Detective Santiago. 759 00:17:17,334 --> 00:17:19,749 See you around the precinct. 760 00:17:19,791 --> 00:17:21,247 Yep. 761 00:17:21,288 --> 00:17:23,245 Tall butt. 762 00:17:23,286 --> 00:17:25,576 Okay, before we go in, 763 00:17:25,618 --> 00:17:27,908 remember you have to pretend 764 00:17:25,618 --> 00:17:27,908 to be surprised. 765 00:17:27,950 --> 00:17:29,989 How's this? 766 00:17:27,950 --> 00:17:29,989 Oh, my God. 767 00:17:30,029 --> 00:17:32,861 It's so much worse 768 00:17:30,029 --> 00:17:32,861 than I imagined. 769 00:17:32,903 --> 00:17:34,901 The energy was great, 770 00:17:32,903 --> 00:17:34,901 but the message was flawed. 771 00:17:34,943 --> 00:17:37,064 All right, 772 00:17:34,943 --> 00:17:37,064 let's get this over with. 773 00:17:38,271 --> 00:17:40,144 Surprise. 774 00:17:40,186 --> 00:17:41,435 What's going on? 775 00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,433 I rented this entire bar 776 00:17:43,475 --> 00:17:46,972 so you and I could celebrate 777 00:17:43,475 --> 00:17:46,972 with no people anywhere near us. 778 00:17:47,012 --> 00:17:48,970 I probably should have 779 00:17:47,012 --> 00:17:48,970 hired a bartender, though. 780 00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,343 I have no idea 781 00:17:49,010 --> 00:17:50,343 how to make drinks. 782 00:17:50,385 --> 00:17:51,467 This is incredible. 783 00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:53,382 It was all Charles' idea. 784 00:17:54,756 --> 00:17:55,880 I told you I knew you, 785 00:17:54,756 --> 00:17:55,880 Ro-ro. 786 00:17:55,922 --> 00:17:59,250 Thank you. 787 00:17:59,292 --> 00:18:01,374 But never call me "Ro-ro" again. 788 00:18:01,415 --> 00:18:02,539 Oh, but I will. 789 00:18:02,581 --> 00:18:04,079 I've earned this. 790 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,744 Happy b-day, 791 00:18:04,120 --> 00:18:06,744 Ro-ro. 792 00:18:06,786 --> 00:18:08,492 Whoo! 793 00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:13,487 Welcome, Madeline. 794 00:18:11,530 --> 00:18:13,487 Have you thought things over? 795 00:18:13,528 --> 00:18:16,901 I have, but first, how do I 796 00:18:13,528 --> 00:18:16,901 know you're not wearing a wire? 797 00:18:28,221 --> 00:18:31,719 So I've thought it over, 798 00:18:28,221 --> 00:18:31,719 and perhaps you should go ahead 799 00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:33,467 and show that letter 800 00:18:31,761 --> 00:18:33,467 to the commissioner. 801 00:18:33,508 --> 00:18:35,006 And let him fire you? 802 00:18:35,048 --> 00:18:36,339 I'll deny I wrote it. 803 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,253 It will take months 804 00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,253 to authenticate, 805 00:18:38,295 --> 00:18:39,544 which will give me 806 00:18:38,295 --> 00:18:39,544 plenty of time 807 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,751 to make some personnel changes 808 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,751 around here. 809 00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,749 There's an opening 810 00:18:41,792 --> 00:18:43,749 for a detective 811 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,079 down in Brighton Beach. 812 00:18:45,121 --> 00:18:46,994 I think I'll transfer Diaz 813 00:18:45,121 --> 00:18:46,994 there. 814 00:18:47,036 --> 00:18:49,784 Detective Boyle I'll send 815 00:18:47,036 --> 00:18:49,784 to Long Island City. 816 00:18:49,826 --> 00:18:52,615 Santiago will be a great fit 817 00:18:49,826 --> 00:18:52,615 for Pelham Bay. 818 00:18:52,656 --> 00:18:57,109 And Peralta, 819 00:18:52,656 --> 00:18:57,109 your little pet project, 820 00:18:57,151 --> 00:19:00,315 I'm gonna ship him off 821 00:18:57,151 --> 00:19:00,315 to Staten Island. 822 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:05,643 Hope he likes breaking up 823 00:19:00,356 --> 00:19:05,643 tanning salon fistfights. 824 00:19:05,685 --> 00:19:09,180 Looks like you've got a decision 825 00:19:05,685 --> 00:19:09,180 to make, Raymond. 826 00:19:09,222 --> 00:19:10,970 What are you gonna do? 827 00:19:11,012 --> 00:19:14,092 (Ray) 828 00:19:11,012 --> 00:19:14,092 Squad, if I could have 829 00:19:11,012 --> 00:19:14,092 your attention please? 830 00:19:15,842 --> 00:19:18,213 I am being transferred 831 00:19:15,842 --> 00:19:18,213 to the public relations office. 832 00:19:18,255 --> 00:19:20,253 I'm leaving the Nine-Nine 833 00:19:18,255 --> 00:19:20,253 effective immediately. 834 00:19:20,295 --> 00:19:22,459 - What the hell? 835 00:19:20,295 --> 00:19:22,459 - I don't understand. 836 00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:24,207 - What the hell? 837 00:19:22,501 --> 00:19:24,207 - Why are you doing this? 838 00:19:24,249 --> 00:19:25,415 What the hell? 839 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,288 I want to say 840 00:19:25,456 --> 00:19:27,288 it has been a pleasure 841 00:19:27,329 --> 00:19:30,950 to have worked alongside all of 842 00:19:27,329 --> 00:19:30,950 you for the past 211/2 months. 843 00:19:30,992 --> 00:19:32,948 I'm sorry 844 00:19:30,992 --> 00:19:32,948 for getting so emotional. 845 00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:34,406 A pretty consistent tone, 846 00:19:32,990 --> 00:19:34,406 actually. 847 00:19:34,447 --> 00:19:37,736 These have been the... 848 00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:40,858 these have been the best years 849 00:19:37,778 --> 00:19:40,858 of my career. 850 00:19:40,898 --> 00:19:42,273 Oh, no. 851 00:19:40,898 --> 00:19:42,273 This is new. 852 00:19:42,314 --> 00:19:47,017 And I know that everyone of you 853 00:19:47,059 --> 00:19:51,597 gave me everything you had, 854 00:19:51,639 --> 00:19:52,928 and I will never forget it. 855 00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:54,553 Go back to being robot captain. 856 00:19:54,594 --> 00:19:57,841 Meep-morp. 857 00:19:57,881 --> 00:19:59,339 Zeet. 858 00:19:59,381 --> 00:20:01,961 Dismissed. 859 00:20:08,288 --> 00:20:10,993 Sir! 860 00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,243 I'm coming with you. 861 00:20:12,284 --> 00:20:14,241 - Thank you, Gina. 862 00:20:12,284 --> 00:20:14,241 - I'm also coming. 863 00:20:14,282 --> 00:20:16,072 Not necessary. 864 00:20:19,569 --> 00:20:21,234 - Hey. 865 00:20:19,569 --> 00:20:21,234 - Hey. 866 00:20:21,275 --> 00:20:22,650 Thought I might find you 867 00:20:21,275 --> 00:20:22,650 in here. 868 00:20:22,691 --> 00:20:24,979 I just needed to process 869 00:20:22,691 --> 00:20:24,979 the captain's news. 870 00:20:25,021 --> 00:20:26,229 I feel so bad for him. 871 00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:27,603 So how are you holding up? 872 00:20:29,017 --> 00:20:31,015 I don't know. 873 00:20:29,017 --> 00:20:31,015 I'm still in shock. 874 00:20:31,057 --> 00:20:32,888 You? 875 00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:35,720 Um, basically handling it the 876 00:20:32,930 --> 00:20:35,720 way I dealt with my dad leaving, 877 00:20:35,762 --> 00:20:37,925 just repressing the hell 878 00:20:35,762 --> 00:20:37,925 out of it. 879 00:20:41,255 --> 00:20:43,253 So a lot of change 880 00:20:41,255 --> 00:20:43,253 around here, huh? 881 00:20:55,158 --> 00:20:57,323 (man) 882 00:20:55,158 --> 00:20:57,323 Hey, Jake, 883 00:20:55,158 --> 00:20:57,323 the new captain's here. 884 00:21:03,442 --> 00:21:04,774 Who do you think 885 00:21:03,442 --> 00:21:04,774 it's gonna be? 886 00:21:04,814 --> 00:21:06,189 I have no idea. 887 00:21:06,230 --> 00:21:07,936 I bet it's me. 888 00:21:07,978 --> 00:21:09,893 I just hope I'm ready. 889 00:21:09,934 --> 00:21:11,017 Wow. 890 00:21:11,058 --> 00:21:12,391 Come on, guys. 891 00:21:12,433 --> 00:21:13,972 I know you're sad, 892 00:21:14,014 --> 00:21:16,345 but let's do our best to make 893 00:21:14,014 --> 00:21:16,345 a good first impression here. 894 00:21:16,387 --> 00:21:17,344 Smart. Good call. 895 00:21:17,386 --> 00:21:20,425 Jake, you be up front. 896 00:21:22,298 --> 00:21:25,420 Okay, here we go. 897 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:32,121 - Not a doctor. 898 00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:32,121 - Shh.