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Ladies and gentlemen,

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prepare to start clapping,

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'cause I just made

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a major drug bust.

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Talking about four kilos

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of cocaine,

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$200,000 cash,

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and my new partner,

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a tarantula.

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I call him Jake Jr.,

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AKA Spidey Klum,

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AKA Mrs. Doubtspider,

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AKA Joe Spiden,

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AKA Tarantula Basset,

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AKA Spi-dermot Mulrooney.

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- AKA Tarantulina Jolie.

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- What?

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No, Charles,

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have you seen this spider?

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That's a terrible name.

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Sorry.

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Why do you have that thing?

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Because they were gonna

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throw him away,

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but I couldn't do that

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to my furry little... ah!

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He's actually

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really scary up close.

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It's horrifying

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from everywhere.

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Terry hates creepy crawlers.

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Seriously, I'm not going

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to your apartment

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if that thing is there.

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All right, fine,

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then he'll just live here

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and help me solve crimes.

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Get used to him, everyone,

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'cause me and this spider

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are partners for life.

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He's gone.

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I left the cage unlocked,

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and he's gone.

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Somebody find him!

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Stay off the ground!

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I'm good.

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I'm out of here.

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He couldn't have gone far...

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unless he can fly.

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Can tarantulas fly?

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Jake, you better

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find that spider.

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And I'm not coming back here

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until you do.

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Uh, sarge,

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I think I found it.

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Why are you

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looking at me like that?

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- Oh, no.

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- Oh, my gosh.

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It's on my head!

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A whole hour

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until we testify.

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Hey, donut holes.

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Don't mind if I do.

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Ugh!

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Fish?

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Fish donuts, Boyle?

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What is wrong with you?

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It's takoyaki.

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I'm drowning my sorrows

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in octopus balls.

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I've been online dating;

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it's a total disaster.

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I've only had one match,

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and it was a pretty obvious

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catfish situation.

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My name Yennifer.

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You give me social security?

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Oh, Yennifer...

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Now, I see that

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as a positive story.

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Out of all the identities

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he could have stolen,

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he chose yours,

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and you want to know why?

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Because I posted

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my annual income?

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Because you posted

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your annual income, you moron.

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Excuse me,

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is that takoyaki?

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Yeah, from Senka,

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right down the street.

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Oh, I love that place.

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The chef lets me take

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octopus hearts home for my dogs.

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Oh, lucky!

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How many dogs do you have?

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Oh, too many.

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Three.

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That's how many I have.

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Oh.

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All right, wait,

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quick question.

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How do you keep them

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off the bed?

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I gave up.

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I sleep on the floor.

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Me too.

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It's better for your back.

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Wow.

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Well, nice meeting you.

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What are you doing?

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She's walking away.

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I got nervous.

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She eats octopus balls,

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and she sleeps

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on the floor.

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She's the perfect woman.

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Oh, my God.

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Sorry, I was aiming

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at somebody else,

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but now that I have

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your attention, Charles?

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He was aiming

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at a terrible cwim... criminal,

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he probably saved the world.

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Do you want to

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have tak-takoyaki at the...

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um, on the bench over there?

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Sure, I was hoping

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you'd ask.

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My work here is done.

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Ugh, still fish.

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Oh, God.

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Santiago, thank you

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for coming in.

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It's no secret the NYPD

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has an image problem.

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Yeah, when I told

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my garbage man I was a cop,

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he said, "Gross."

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He had someone else's

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Band-Aid stuck to him.

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Police approval ratings

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are... pardon my language...

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in the commode.

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All the headlines

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are about the bad cops,

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but there are good cops too,

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and I want to put up posters

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that showcase some of our best.

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I'd like you to be

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on the first one.

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Shut up, Ray.

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I mean,

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interesting, Captain.

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I'll think about it.

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Wow, this is a bad idea.

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First off, Amy has

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an epic lack of swagger.

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Uh, I'll have you know

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I have swagger.

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I ooze swagger.

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Right.

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More importantly,

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putting up a bunch of photos

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of smiling cops

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isn't gonna change

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how people feel about us.

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I think this campaign

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is very promising.

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Santiago, what's your take?

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Oh, right, let's hear

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an unbiased opinion

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from your straight-up Swimfan.

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I think it's

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a great idea, sir.

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Well, you can

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count me out.

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I will not pose

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for your posters.

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I didn't ask you,

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and you're not a police officer.

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Yeah, I'm out.

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Sarge, permission to arrest

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Hitchcock and Scully.

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I told you before,

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it's not harassment

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unless you can

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prove intent to fart.

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No, it's not that.

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They robbed me.

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They ate my moose tracks

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ice cream.

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That's funny.

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I wouldn't think

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you like moose tracks.

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My boyfriend Marcus

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introduced me to it.

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- What?

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It is a delicious treat

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for all ages.

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Damn, Rosa, okay.

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Look, I think they've been

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skimming people's desserts

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for weeks,

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but I can never prove it.

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Did you see them

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take your ice cream?

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No, but Hitchcock has

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fudge stains all over his chest.

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He's always got fudge stains

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all over his chest.

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- Ugh.

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- They'll deny everything.

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We need hard proof.

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So let's get it.

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Step one: put a delicious

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pie in the fridge

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and cover it with poison.

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That's step one?

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What's step two?

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Tell their widows

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they were thieves.

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Hey,

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where'd she go?

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You guys were hitting it off.

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I half expected to see you

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sitting in her lap by now.

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She is amazing.

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- Her palate is wide and deep.

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- Gross.

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And at one point

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when she wasn't looking,

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I snuck a whiff of her hair.

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Of course you did.

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She uses one of my

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top three shampoos:

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Tahitian Coconut,

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extra lather.

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Sounds good, Boyle.

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Did you get her number?

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Oh, we lost track of time.

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She had to go back into court.

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When she's done,

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I'm gonna ask her out.

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Oh, okay, okay.

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So what's the plan?

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Going straight from here

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to the spa.

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Couples massage.

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Okay, seems a little intense,

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but given how your

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other weirdness lined up,

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I say go for it.

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- Oh, here she comes.

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- Oh, okay.

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- How do I look?

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- You look great.

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I've got a good

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feeling about this.

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Genevieve,

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I know we just met,

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and I don't want

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to be too forward...

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Charles.

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But sometimes you just get

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a feeling about a person...

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Charles.

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And I've got

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that feeling about you.

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I like you...

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Charles, look down.

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I think tonight we...

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oh, shoot.

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They just gave me

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ten years in prison.

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She didn't say no.

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Hey, buddy.

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Got you some of those

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fish donuts you like so much

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to cheer you up.

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Although, full disclosure,

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I couldn't find

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where they sold them,

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so that's just

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a chocolate éclair

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with lox on it.

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Oh, thanks, Jake,

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but I don't need cheering up.

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You can eat it yourself.

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Nope.

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So what, you're not upset

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about falling hard

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for a lady who was

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immediately thrown in jail?

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No, because she's

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not actually guilty.

301
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They say she robbed

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her own art gallery

303
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for the insurance money,

304
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but that makes no sense.

305
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She would have made more

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if the art had sold.

307
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This piece,

308
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"Breastfeeding Knight,"

309
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was worth twice what she got

310
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from the insurance company.

311
00:06:33,219 --> 00:06:34,218
Wow, look at that.

312
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Not to sound

313
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overly intellectual,

314
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but dem knight boobies

315
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is crazy.

316
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I get art.

317
00:06:40,087 --> 00:06:42,335
Also, I talked to

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Genevieve's lawyer.

319
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He's a total disaster.

320
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I have a couple questions about

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a beautiful client of yours,

322
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Genevieve Mirren-Carter.

323
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She got hit by a tow truck

324
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and sued the driver?

325
00:06:49,535 --> 00:06:51,034
No, she was accused

326
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of insurance fraud.

327
00:06:51,076 --> 00:06:54,365
Oh, good, because I blew

328
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that tow truck case.

329
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Straight-up forgot

330
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to go to court.

331
00:06:55,987 --> 00:06:58,361
Well, they found one of the

332
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stolen paintings at her house.

333
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But she said she didn't

334
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know how it ended up there.

335
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- She's being set up.

336
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- Framed.

337
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Art joke.

338
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Continue.

339
00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:04,230
My hunch is that it's

340
00:07:02,522 --> 00:07:04,230
a jealous ex-lover.

341
00:07:04,271 --> 00:07:07,475
A girl like that, three dogs,

342
00:07:04,271 --> 00:07:07,475
makes her own turkey stock,

343
00:07:07,475 --> 00:07:10,099
that's the kind of woman

344
00:07:07,475 --> 00:07:10,099
you don't get over.

345
00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:12,138
Look, I know you think

346
00:07:10,140 --> 00:07:12,138
my judgment's clouded

347
00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:13,304
because I like her

348
00:07:12,180 --> 00:07:13,304
a little bit...

349
00:07:13,346 --> 00:07:14,760
You doodled your

350
00:07:13,346 --> 00:07:14,760
wedding invitation.

351
00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:16,343
No, that's our

352
00:07:14,802 --> 00:07:16,343
joint tombstone.

353
00:07:16,466 --> 00:07:17,342
My mistake.

354
00:07:17,465 --> 00:07:18,798
But as a cop,

355
00:07:17,465 --> 00:07:18,798
I really don't

356
00:07:18,839 --> 00:07:20,504
think that she did it.

357
00:07:20,545 --> 00:07:23,044
Something is off

358
00:07:20,545 --> 00:07:23,044
about the case.

359
00:07:23,086 --> 00:07:24,458
Okay, Boyle.

360
00:07:24,458 --> 00:07:26,998
I trust your gut.

361
00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,206
Let's go free

362
00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,206
an innocent woman.

363
00:07:28,247 --> 00:07:29,205
Nice!

364
00:07:29,246 --> 00:07:31,036
My dreams are coming true.

365
00:07:31,078 --> 00:07:34,823
You and me getting

366
00:07:31,078 --> 00:07:34,823
my lady off together.

367
00:07:34,865 --> 00:07:36,863
I mean, you know

368
00:07:34,865 --> 00:07:36,863
how that sounds, right?

369
00:07:38,279 --> 00:07:40,567
Look strong but fair.

370
00:07:40,609 --> 00:07:41,566
But approachable.

371
00:07:41,608 --> 00:07:42,565
But professional.

372
00:07:42,607 --> 00:07:43,814
And fun.

373
00:07:43,856 --> 00:07:44,897
But not too fun.

374
00:07:44,938 --> 00:07:45,896
This is your job.

375
00:07:45,937 --> 00:07:47,228
Can you handle all that?

376
00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:50,184
Sir, "fun but not too fun"

377
00:07:47,270 --> 00:07:50,184
was my campaign slogan

378
00:07:50,225 --> 00:07:51,890
when I ran for prom queen.

379
00:07:51,931 --> 00:07:53,222
Did you win?

380
00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:54,305
No.

381
00:07:54,428 --> 00:07:55,304
Ames?

382
00:07:55,427 --> 00:07:56,676
I want to say you look great.

383
00:07:56,718 --> 00:07:57,675
Thank you.

384
00:07:57,717 --> 00:07:58,674
You didn't let me finish.

385
00:07:58,716 --> 00:07:59,673
Dot, dot, dot,

386
00:07:59,715 --> 00:08:00,797
for you.

387
00:08:00,839 --> 00:08:02,172
Great news is,

388
00:08:00,839 --> 00:08:02,172
it doesn't matter,

389
00:08:02,213 --> 00:08:03,669
because this campaign,

390
00:08:03,711 --> 00:08:05,751
like three out of five

391
00:08:03,711 --> 00:08:05,751
Backstreet Boys,

392
00:08:05,792 --> 00:08:07,042
is inconsequential.

393
00:08:07,083 --> 00:08:08,124
That's enough, Gina.

394
00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:09,747
All I'm saying as a...

395
00:08:08,166 --> 00:08:09,747
if not the...

396
00:08:09,788 --> 00:08:13,036
voice of the streets is,

397
00:08:09,788 --> 00:08:13,036
this tisn't gonna work.

398
00:08:13,077 --> 00:08:15,075
And all I'm saying as a...

399
00:08:13,077 --> 00:08:15,075
if not the...

400
00:08:15,117 --> 00:08:16,823
boss here is,

401
00:08:15,117 --> 00:08:16,823
if you're not gonna support me,

402
00:08:16,865 --> 00:08:17,822
you can leave.

403
00:08:17,864 --> 00:08:18,821
Fine.

404
00:08:18,863 --> 00:08:19,903
I will leave.

405
00:08:19,945 --> 00:08:21,776
I'm gonna go get

406
00:08:19,945 --> 00:08:21,776
a mani-pedi,

407
00:08:21,818 --> 00:08:24,523
and I'm gonna do some

408
00:08:21,818 --> 00:08:24,523
serious subtweeting,

409
00:08:24,565 --> 00:08:25,939
so you might want to

410
00:08:25,981 --> 00:08:27,437
keep off the net.

411
00:08:29,145 --> 00:08:30,102
Diaz.

412
00:08:30,144 --> 00:08:31,268
Look what I found

413
00:08:31,391 --> 00:08:33,472
in Hitchcock and Scully's

414
00:08:31,391 --> 00:08:33,472
trash can:

415
00:08:33,514 --> 00:08:34,555
ice cream spoon.

416
00:08:34,596 --> 00:08:36,594
Son of a bitch.

417
00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:41,923
You hungry, hungry hippos

418
00:08:38,551 --> 00:08:41,923
ate my ice cream.

419
00:08:41,965 --> 00:08:44,005
Why was this in your trash?

420
00:08:44,046 --> 00:08:45,585
And who throws away a spoon?

421
00:08:45,627 --> 00:08:47,500
It's the easiest

422
00:08:45,627 --> 00:08:47,500
utensil to clean.

423
00:08:47,542 --> 00:08:49,373
I don't even think

424
00:08:47,542 --> 00:08:49,373
it's ice cream.

425
00:08:49,373 --> 00:08:50,789
It's probably medicine.

426
00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:53,494
You know, I'm on

427
00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:53,494
lots of medicines, Rosa.

428
00:08:53,536 --> 00:08:55,993
I'm sick all over.

429
00:08:56,034 --> 00:08:58,572
This is ice cream,

430
00:08:56,034 --> 00:08:58,572
and I'm gonna prove it.

431
00:08:58,614 --> 00:08:59,947
Sarge, no.

432
00:08:59,989 --> 00:09:00,946
It's been in their mouths.

433
00:09:00,988 --> 00:09:02,112
What am I doing?

434
00:09:02,153 --> 00:09:03,442
Well, I guess

435
00:09:02,153 --> 00:09:03,442
your little investigation

436
00:09:03,484 --> 00:09:04,775
has hit a dead end.

437
00:09:04,817 --> 00:09:07,355
I'll be back.

438
00:09:07,397 --> 00:09:10,352
Don't move.

439
00:09:10,352 --> 00:09:11,810
Not a problem.

440
00:09:11,851 --> 00:09:14,473
I hate moving.

441
00:09:14,515 --> 00:09:15,847
Let it go.

442
00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,387
Let it go.

443
00:09:17,428 --> 00:09:18,761
Interesting.

444
00:09:18,803 --> 00:09:21,967
Yeah, something definitely

445
00:09:18,803 --> 00:09:21,967
doesn't add up.

446
00:09:22,008 --> 00:09:25,420
Did you know there's

447
00:09:22,008 --> 00:09:25,420
a sausage you can drink?

448
00:09:25,462 --> 00:09:26,419
What?

449
00:09:26,461 --> 00:09:27,377
Are you even talking

450
00:09:26,461 --> 00:09:27,377
about the case?

451
00:09:27,418 --> 00:09:28,709
We got distracted.

452
00:09:28,751 --> 00:09:29,792
She has an amazing tongue.

453
00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:32,123
Strong, supple,

454
00:09:29,833 --> 00:09:32,123
great bud density.

455
00:09:32,165 --> 00:09:33,704
Okay, I'm gonna

456
00:09:32,165 --> 00:09:33,704
take over the questioning.

457
00:09:33,746 --> 00:09:34,954
Yeah, I'm

458
00:09:33,746 --> 00:09:34,954
too close to this.

459
00:09:34,995 --> 00:09:36,326
Disgusting eating habits.

460
00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:37,325
Hi, Genevieve.

461
00:09:37,325 --> 00:09:38,324
I'm just gonna ask you

462
00:09:38,324 --> 00:09:39,490
a couple of questions now,

463
00:09:39,531 --> 00:09:41,988
and Detective Boyle

464
00:09:39,531 --> 00:09:41,988
will just sit there

465
00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:43,319
and keep waving at you,

466
00:09:42,030 --> 00:09:43,319
I guess.

467
00:09:43,361 --> 00:09:44,568
Now then,

468
00:09:43,361 --> 00:09:44,568
is there anybody

469
00:09:44,610 --> 00:09:46,068
you can think of

470
00:09:44,610 --> 00:09:46,068
besides yourself

471
00:09:46,109 --> 00:09:47,523
that has access

472
00:09:46,109 --> 00:09:47,523
to the gallery after hours?

473
00:09:47,565 --> 00:09:49,355
No, just me,

474
00:09:47,565 --> 00:09:49,355
and the vault is

475
00:09:49,396 --> 00:09:51,311
only accessible

476
00:09:49,396 --> 00:09:51,311
through fingerprint ID.

477
00:09:51,311 --> 00:09:53,102
Does Charles

478
00:09:51,311 --> 00:09:53,102
have a girlfriend?

479
00:09:53,144 --> 00:09:54,101
I just saw her mouth my name.

480
00:09:54,143 --> 00:09:55,307
What did she say?

481
00:09:55,307 --> 00:09:56,389
Is she asking

482
00:09:55,307 --> 00:09:56,389
if I'm circumcised?

483
00:09:56,431 --> 00:09:57,430
What?

484
00:09:56,431 --> 00:09:57,430
No.

485
00:09:57,472 --> 00:09:58,429
Who asks that?

486
00:09:58,471 --> 00:10:00,260
Stop interrupting.

487
00:10:00,302 --> 00:10:01,259
Sorry about that.

488
00:10:01,301 --> 00:10:02,258
Okay, next question.

489
00:10:02,300 --> 00:10:03,591
Can you think of anyone

490
00:10:03,633 --> 00:10:05,049
that might be

491
00:10:03,633 --> 00:10:05,049
trying to set you up?

492
00:10:05,090 --> 00:10:06,963
Maybe an employee

493
00:10:05,090 --> 00:10:06,963
or a rival of some kind?

494
00:10:07,005 --> 00:10:08,628
Maybe my ex-boyfriend Nick.

495
00:10:08,669 --> 00:10:10,459
He's an artist,

496
00:10:08,669 --> 00:10:10,459
a terrible one.

497
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,498
He was always in debt

498
00:10:10,500 --> 00:10:12,498
and begging for money.

499
00:10:12,540 --> 00:10:13,748
That's why we broke up.

500
00:10:13,789 --> 00:10:15,287
Maybe he's resentful.

501
00:10:15,329 --> 00:10:16,369
Dirtbag ex.

502
00:10:16,411 --> 00:10:17,702
Oh, that was

503
00:10:16,411 --> 00:10:17,702
my theory, remember?

504
00:10:17,744 --> 00:10:18,701
Tell her it was my theory.

505
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:19,700
- Okay.

506
00:10:18,743 --> 00:10:19,700
- Wait, give me a second.

507
00:10:19,742 --> 00:10:20,991
I want to look smart

508
00:10:19,742 --> 00:10:20,991
when you say it.

509
00:10:21,033 --> 00:10:22,157
Okay.

510
00:10:22,198 --> 00:10:23,529
Uh, hey, Genevieve,

511
00:10:23,571 --> 00:10:25,112
Detective Boyle wanted me

512
00:10:23,571 --> 00:10:25,112
to let you know

513
00:10:25,154 --> 00:10:27,275
that he, a college graduate,

514
00:10:25,154 --> 00:10:27,275
had a similar theory

515
00:10:27,317 --> 00:10:28,900
that it could have been

516
00:10:27,317 --> 00:10:28,900
an ex-boyfriend.

517
00:10:28,941 --> 00:10:29,940
Wow.

518
00:10:29,982 --> 00:10:31,064
He is so smart.

519
00:10:31,106 --> 00:10:32,353
Wow, it actually worked.

520
00:10:32,395 --> 00:10:33,853
I've got to

521
00:10:32,395 --> 00:10:33,853
hand it to you, buddy

522
00:10:33,895 --> 00:10:35,267
whatever you're putting down,

523
00:10:33,895 --> 00:10:35,267
she is picking up.

524
00:10:35,309 --> 00:10:36,641
Oh, good.

525
00:10:36,683 --> 00:10:38,431
- Oh, one more thing.

526
00:10:36,683 --> 00:10:38,431
- Boyle has another question.

527
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:39,805
Tell her

528
00:10:38,472 --> 00:10:39,805
when this is all over,

529
00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,179
I'm gonna rub her body

530
00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,179
in pâté,

531
00:10:41,219 --> 00:10:42,552
and then rub it off her

532
00:10:41,219 --> 00:10:42,552
with a cornichon.

533
00:10:42,594 --> 00:10:43,634
I'm just gonna

534
00:10:42,594 --> 00:10:43,634
give the phone back.

535
00:10:43,676 --> 00:10:45,134
Okay.

536
00:10:45,175 --> 00:10:46,174
Hi.

537
00:10:48,629 --> 00:10:50,377
Guard got nauseous,

538
00:10:48,629 --> 00:10:50,377
so we had to stop.

539
00:10:50,419 --> 00:10:51,626
Hmm, that's weird.

540
00:10:51,668 --> 00:10:52,792
Do you think it's because

541
00:10:51,668 --> 00:10:52,792
you're the two

542
00:10:52,834 --> 00:10:53,875
most disgusting people

543
00:10:52,834 --> 00:10:53,875
in the universe?

544
00:10:53,916 --> 00:10:55,539
- Could be.

545
00:10:53,916 --> 00:10:55,539
- Yeah, check this out.

546
00:10:55,581 --> 00:10:57,328
Remember the ex-boyfriend

547
00:10:55,581 --> 00:10:57,328
that she mentioned, Nick?

548
00:10:57,370 --> 00:10:58,828
Call him Mr. Butthead.

549
00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:00,450
Okay, well,

550
00:10:58,870 --> 00:11:00,450
apparently Mr. Butthead

551
00:11:00,492 --> 00:11:03,074
just bought a brand-new gallery

552
00:11:00,492 --> 00:11:03,074
in Dumbo to showcase his art,

553
00:11:03,116 --> 00:11:04,488
which is weird,

554
00:11:03,116 --> 00:11:04,488
because Genevieve said

555
00:11:04,530 --> 00:11:05,988
he was always in debt.

556
00:11:06,029 --> 00:11:09,233
Looks like somebody just

557
00:11:06,029 --> 00:11:09,233
came into a ton of money.

558
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,607
Oh, and you think

559
00:11:09,233 --> 00:11:10,607
she's gonna want to

560
00:11:10,649 --> 00:11:12,355
get back together with him

561
00:11:10,649 --> 00:11:12,355
now that he's rich.

562
00:11:12,397 --> 00:11:13,980
Damn it!

563
00:11:12,397 --> 00:11:13,980
No, Boyle.

564
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,103
He probably got the cash

565
00:11:14,021 --> 00:11:16,103
from selling the stolen art.

566
00:11:16,226 --> 00:11:17,267
Your hunch was right.

567
00:11:17,308 --> 00:11:18,683
Yeah, it was.

568
00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:23,012
Come on, Jake,

569
00:11:21,930 --> 00:11:23,012
sing with me.

570
00:11:23,054 --> 00:11:24,011
That's not gonna happen.

571
00:11:24,053 --> 00:11:25,217
I will literally never...

572
00:11:28,589 --> 00:11:30,212
♪ We're gonna solve,

573
00:11:33,584 --> 00:11:35,000
We should probably

574
00:11:33,584 --> 00:11:35,000
leave this prison.

575
00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:36,041
Yep.

576
00:11:38,704 --> 00:11:40,037
Okay, here's my cover.

577
00:11:40,079 --> 00:11:41,827
My name is Sherwin LeMonde,

578
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,198
sculptor, painter,

579
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:44,198
full-time barista.

580
00:11:44,198 --> 00:11:47,362
But once I sell my first piece,

581
00:11:44,198 --> 00:11:47,362
part-time barista.

582
00:11:47,403 --> 00:11:48,361
Oh, nice.

583
00:11:48,402 --> 00:11:50,943
I'm Donald Hoberman-Seitz.

584
00:11:50,984 --> 00:11:52,440
I wear glasses.

585
00:11:52,482 --> 00:11:53,606
Is that all you got?

586
00:11:53,648 --> 00:11:56,186
Sorry, I spent

587
00:11:53,648 --> 00:11:56,186
the cab ride here imagining

588
00:11:56,186 --> 00:11:57,477
me and Genevieve kissing.

589
00:11:57,519 --> 00:11:59,308
Okay, just let me

590
00:11:57,519 --> 00:11:59,308
do the talking.

591
00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:00,307
Wine?

592
00:12:00,349 --> 00:12:01,932
Yes, thank you so much.

593
00:12:01,973 --> 00:12:03,346
Oh, wow,

594
00:12:01,973 --> 00:12:03,346
I love your outfit.

595
00:12:03,387 --> 00:12:04,637
I'm an artist,

596
00:12:03,387 --> 00:12:04,637
so I get that it's

597
00:12:04,678 --> 00:12:06,176
more than just tight.

598
00:12:06,176 --> 00:12:07,967
Nick likes to

599
00:12:06,176 --> 00:12:07,967
coat women in latex.

600
00:12:08,009 --> 00:12:10,380
He's fascinated by the idea

601
00:12:08,009 --> 00:12:10,380
of the human chrysalis

602
00:12:10,422 --> 00:12:11,671
in society's pupation.

603
00:12:11,713 --> 00:12:12,670
Hmm, cool.

604
00:12:12,712 --> 00:12:14,168
Human chrysalis

605
00:12:12,712 --> 00:12:14,168
and whatnot.

606
00:12:14,210 --> 00:12:16,249
Yeah, whatnot.

607
00:12:16,291 --> 00:12:17,248
It's a whatnot.

608
00:12:17,290 --> 00:12:19,413
Yeah, yeah.

609
00:12:19,455 --> 00:12:20,954
I have no idea

610
00:12:19,455 --> 00:12:20,954
what a chrysalis is,

611
00:12:20,996 --> 00:12:21,953
but serious question:

612
00:12:21,995 --> 00:12:22,952
if she farts in that thing,

613
00:12:22,994 --> 00:12:24,200
does it blow up like a balloon?

614
00:12:24,241 --> 00:12:25,240
You have to assume

615
00:12:24,241 --> 00:12:25,240
that it would.

616
00:12:25,282 --> 00:12:26,239
You have to, right?

617
00:12:26,281 --> 00:12:27,322
- Yeah.

618
00:12:26,281 --> 00:12:27,322
- Art is so intense.

619
00:12:27,363 --> 00:12:28,738
It really is.

620
00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:30,194
Look, there's Nick.

621
00:12:33,316 --> 00:12:34,440
- Hey, man.

622
00:12:33,316 --> 00:12:34,440
- Hey.

623
00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:35,522
- Is this your work?

624
00:12:34,482 --> 00:12:35,522
- Yes.

625
00:12:35,564 --> 00:12:36,938
It's good.

626
00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,686
I haven't talked to anyone here,

627
00:12:36,980 --> 00:12:38,686
but it almost seems like

628
00:12:38,728 --> 00:12:40,350
you're going for

629
00:12:38,728 --> 00:12:40,350
a human chrysalis thing.

630
00:12:40,392 --> 00:12:41,767
I'm glad you like it.

631
00:12:41,808 --> 00:12:44,430
I wish I could take credit,

632
00:12:41,808 --> 00:12:44,430
but this is society.

633
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,846
I'm just holding up

634
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:45,846
the mirror.

635
00:12:45,888 --> 00:12:46,720
Hmm?

636
00:12:48,134 --> 00:12:49,467
Wow.

637
00:12:49,508 --> 00:12:50,924
You meant that literally.

638
00:12:50,966 --> 00:12:52,213
Very cool.

639
00:12:52,255 --> 00:12:54,587
Anyhow, I'm a fellow artist

640
00:12:52,255 --> 00:12:54,587
named Sherwin.

641
00:12:54,628 --> 00:12:56,334
I'm Donald Hoberman-Seitz.

642
00:12:56,376 --> 00:12:58,001
I wear glasses.

643
00:12:58,124 --> 00:12:59,000
So anyway,

644
00:12:58,124 --> 00:12:59,000
I was wondering.

645
00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:00,122
How'd you get your own gallery?

646
00:13:00,122 --> 00:13:01,121
It must be really expensive.

647
00:13:01,163 --> 00:13:02,704
Art's not about

648
00:13:01,163 --> 00:13:02,704
the money, man.

649
00:13:02,746 --> 00:13:03,745
Totally.

650
00:13:03,786 --> 00:13:06,366
It's more about

651
00:13:03,786 --> 00:13:06,366
the other things.

652
00:13:06,408 --> 00:13:07,657
Right on.

653
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:10,320
This painting is called

654
00:13:07,699 --> 00:13:10,320
"Genevieve 416."

655
00:13:10,362 --> 00:13:11,319
What's that all about?

656
00:13:11,361 --> 00:13:12,736
Well, April 16th was the day

657
00:13:12,777 --> 00:13:15,357
my ex, Genevieve, and I

658
00:13:12,777 --> 00:13:15,357
covered ourselves with paint

659
00:13:15,399 --> 00:13:17,522
and made love on that canvas

660
00:13:15,399 --> 00:13:17,522
for 24 hours straight.

661
00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:18,938
That's pretty pathetic, dude.

662
00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:21,101
You seem pretty obsessed

663
00:13:18,980 --> 00:13:21,101
with Genevieve, huh?

664
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,308
- Excuse me?

665
00:13:21,101 --> 00:13:22,308
- Donald.

666
00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:24,348
I bet it really hurt

667
00:13:22,350 --> 00:13:24,348
when she dumped you.

668
00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:25,973
- What?

669
00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:25,973
- Donald, your glasses.

670
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:27,679
Where were you July 21st,

671
00:13:26,096 --> 00:13:27,679
Mr. Butthead?

672
00:13:27,721 --> 00:13:28,678
Uh...

673
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,259
Uh, duh, uh...

674
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,298
you were robbing

675
00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,298
Genevieve's gallery.

676
00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:33,339
You framed her,

677
00:13:33,381 --> 00:13:34,880
and I should

678
00:13:33,381 --> 00:13:34,880
arrest you right now.

679
00:13:34,922 --> 00:13:36,086
- What are you, cops?

680
00:13:34,922 --> 00:13:36,086
- What?

681
00:13:36,086 --> 00:13:37,877
No, we're artists.

682
00:13:37,919 --> 00:13:39,834
And as artists,

683
00:13:37,919 --> 00:13:39,834
we question everything,

684
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:42,455
including certain people's

685
00:13:39,875 --> 00:13:42,455
whereabouts on particular dates.

686
00:13:42,497 --> 00:13:43,454
Get out of here.

687
00:13:43,496 --> 00:13:44,912
Fine, but we're taking this,

688
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,368
because you don't

689
00:13:44,954 --> 00:13:46,368
deserve that memory.

690
00:13:46,410 --> 00:13:47,826
That painting is $95,000.

691
00:13:47,867 --> 00:13:48,825
I don't want it anyway.

692
00:13:48,866 --> 00:13:51,071
Your penis was on it.

693
00:13:51,071 --> 00:13:52,070
Sorry about that.

694
00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:53,611
Donald is...

695
00:13:53,653 --> 00:13:54,652
sucks.

696
00:13:56,650 --> 00:13:58,189
Hey, you dumdums.

697
00:13:58,231 --> 00:13:59,480
Ice cream.

698
00:13:59,522 --> 00:14:01,812
Moose tracks ice cream.

699
00:14:01,853 --> 00:14:03,142
How do you know?

700
00:14:03,184 --> 00:14:05,099
Yep, it's

701
00:14:03,184 --> 00:14:05,099
definitely ice cream.

702
00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:06,556
- Knew it!

703
00:14:05,140 --> 00:14:06,556
- They're going down.

704
00:14:06,598 --> 00:14:10,219
Also, whoever used this spoon,

705
00:14:06,598 --> 00:14:10,219
their body ain't right.

706
00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:11,718
Okay, let's say

707
00:14:10,260 --> 00:14:11,718
it is ice cream.

708
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,883
But I didn't eat it;

709
00:14:11,760 --> 00:14:13,883
I couldn't have.

710
00:14:13,925 --> 00:14:15,214
I'm lactose intolerant.

711
00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:16,338
Me too.

712
00:14:16,380 --> 00:14:18,336
I'm super lactose intolerant.

713
00:14:18,378 --> 00:14:19,335
You're lying.

714
00:14:19,377 --> 00:14:20,876
Have you ever

715
00:14:19,377 --> 00:14:20,876
seen us eat dairy?

716
00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:23,289
You know no one can bear

717
00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:23,289
to watch you eat.

718
00:14:23,331 --> 00:14:24,580
Check.

719
00:14:24,622 --> 00:14:26,203
And...

720
00:14:26,244 --> 00:14:27,577
check.

721
00:14:27,619 --> 00:14:29,200
No, no, no, no, no, no,

722
00:14:27,619 --> 00:14:29,200
no, no, no, no, no.

723
00:14:29,241 --> 00:14:31,448
It's okay, it's okay,

724
00:14:29,241 --> 00:14:31,448
it's okay.

725
00:14:31,490 --> 00:14:32,572
I got to say, Boyle.

726
00:14:32,614 --> 00:14:34,070
Nick was pretty defensive.

727
00:14:34,111 --> 00:14:36,234
Yeah, and he's

728
00:14:34,111 --> 00:14:36,234
a terrible artist.

729
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,149
All he does is

730
00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,149
have sex on canvases.

731
00:14:38,191 --> 00:14:41,021
Any fourth grader

732
00:14:38,191 --> 00:14:41,021
could do that.

733
00:14:41,021 --> 00:14:43,102
But...

734
00:14:43,144 --> 00:14:44,101
they shouldn't.

735
00:14:44,143 --> 00:14:45,059
No.

736
00:14:45,100 --> 00:14:47,057
Hey, Nick doesn't like cops,

737
00:14:47,098 --> 00:14:48,348
but he didn't do anything wrong.

738
00:14:48,389 --> 00:14:49,597
And how would you know?

739
00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:51,386
I'm his assistant, Dvora.

740
00:14:51,428 --> 00:14:52,761
He would never

741
00:14:51,428 --> 00:14:52,761
set up Genevieve.

742
00:14:52,802 --> 00:14:54,050
He's still in love with her.

743
00:14:54,091 --> 00:14:56,214
He keeps boxes of

744
00:14:54,091 --> 00:14:56,214
her old stuff lying around.

745
00:14:56,256 --> 00:14:58,379
Ooh, can we look at,

746
00:14:56,256 --> 00:14:58,379
smell, and handle them?

747
00:14:58,421 --> 00:14:59,795
I mean, you know,

748
00:14:58,421 --> 00:14:59,795
for the investigation.

749
00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:01,168
We're cops.

750
00:15:01,209 --> 00:15:02,459
Please, take the boxes.

751
00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:03,458
I want them out of here.

752
00:15:03,499 --> 00:15:04,874
Oh, okay, great.

753
00:15:04,997 --> 00:15:06,038
You wouldn't happen

754
00:15:04,997 --> 00:15:06,038
to know where he was

755
00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,203
on July 21st, would you?

756
00:15:07,245 --> 00:15:08,453
Actually, I would.

757
00:15:08,494 --> 00:15:10,701
He did a performance art piece

758
00:15:08,494 --> 00:15:10,701
that entire month.

759
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,114
He lived in a cage on the street

760
00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,114
and never left it.

761
00:15:13,156 --> 00:15:14,196
The whole thing's on video.

762
00:15:14,238 --> 00:15:15,529
Okay, great.

763
00:15:15,571 --> 00:15:16,528
Totally.

764
00:15:16,570 --> 00:15:17,694
We'll just go around back

765
00:15:17,736 --> 00:15:19,108
and pick up the boxes.

766
00:15:19,150 --> 00:15:20,981
Oh, one more thing.

767
00:15:20,981 --> 00:15:23,104
Where in this "cage"

768
00:15:20,981 --> 00:15:23,104
did he go to the bathroom?

769
00:15:23,146 --> 00:15:24,186
- Bucket.

770
00:15:23,146 --> 00:15:24,186
- Okay, gross.

771
00:15:24,228 --> 00:15:25,227
Have a good night.

772
00:15:27,058 --> 00:15:29,599
Sir, I saw my poster

773
00:15:27,058 --> 00:15:29,599
on the subway this morning.

774
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,096
Well, you must feel

775
00:15:29,640 --> 00:15:31,096
like a celebrity,

776
00:15:31,138 --> 00:15:33,052
a regular Ira Glass.

777
00:15:33,094 --> 00:15:37,465
They put a Hitler

778
00:15:33,094 --> 00:15:37,465
mustache on me.

779
00:15:37,507 --> 00:15:39,630
Yes, this is unfortunate,

780
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,837
but let's not overreact

781
00:15:39,672 --> 00:15:41,837
to one graffito.

782
00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,251
It wasn't just one.

783
00:15:43,293 --> 00:15:46,123
People drew on

784
00:15:43,293 --> 00:15:46,123
every single poster.

785
00:15:46,164 --> 00:15:49,745
They put devil horns,

786
00:15:46,164 --> 00:15:49,745
target on my face,

787
00:15:49,787 --> 00:15:52,158
this one says, "Die Pig,"

788
00:15:49,787 --> 00:15:52,158
and worst of all,

789
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,282
they didn't put the comma

790
00:15:52,200 --> 00:15:54,282
between "Die" and "Pig."

791
00:15:54,323 --> 00:15:55,698
This is easily dealt with.

792
00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:56,780
I'll just issue

793
00:15:55,739 --> 00:15:56,780
a statement saying

794
00:15:56,822 --> 00:15:58,236
vandals will be prosecuted.

795
00:15:58,278 --> 00:16:00,359
It's not just vandalism, sir.

796
00:16:00,401 --> 00:16:02,981
People have

797
00:16:00,401 --> 00:16:02,981
real complaints too.

798
00:16:03,022 --> 00:16:04,063
"End stop and frisks."

799
00:16:04,105 --> 00:16:05,479
"Stop racial profiling."

800
00:16:05,521 --> 00:16:07,934
"Unlawful arrest is a crime."

801
00:16:07,934 --> 00:16:09,058
I see.

802
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,808
I think Gina was right

803
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,808
about the campaign, sir.

804
00:16:10,931 --> 00:16:12,389
Hmm.

805
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,804
I'm surprised she hasn't marched

806
00:16:12,430 --> 00:16:14,804
in here to say, "I told you so."

807
00:16:14,927 --> 00:16:15,968
She wouldn't do that.

808
00:16:16,009 --> 00:16:18,132
You're right, Amy.

809
00:16:18,174 --> 00:16:20,631
For once in your life,

810
00:16:18,174 --> 00:16:20,631
you're 100% right.

811
00:16:20,673 --> 00:16:22,295
I would never say that.

812
00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:30,037
Did you have enough time

813
00:16:27,666 --> 00:16:30,037
to read it all?

814
00:16:30,079 --> 00:16:30,911
Yes.

815
00:16:30,911 --> 00:16:32,202
Okay, good.

816
00:16:32,244 --> 00:16:34,075
Yep, it's true.

817
00:16:34,116 --> 00:16:35,616
He sat in a cage for a month.

818
00:16:35,658 --> 00:16:37,405
Eww,

819
00:16:35,658 --> 00:16:37,405
the bucket checks out.

820
00:16:37,447 --> 00:16:38,404
This is insane.

821
00:16:38,446 --> 00:16:39,529
Anything is art.

822
00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:40,736
Here, watch this.

823
00:16:40,778 --> 00:16:42,734
A statue of Jesus

824
00:16:40,778 --> 00:16:42,734
made out of cigarette butts.

825
00:16:42,776 --> 00:16:43,898
Boom, I'm a millionaire.

826
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:45,648
- That's actually pretty good.

827
00:16:43,940 --> 00:16:45,648
- I know.

828
00:16:45,689 --> 00:16:46,895
And I could

829
00:16:45,689 --> 00:16:46,895
call it "Holy Smokes."

830
00:16:46,895 --> 00:16:48,102
Should we really do this?

831
00:16:48,144 --> 00:16:49,727
No, right?

832
00:16:49,769 --> 00:16:51,350
That's crazy; you can't just

833
00:16:49,769 --> 00:16:51,350
become an artist out of nowhere.

834
00:16:51,391 --> 00:16:52,349
- Jake.

835
00:16:51,391 --> 00:16:52,349
- What?

836
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:53,640
- The case.

837
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:53,640
- Yeah.

838
00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:54,887
So Nick has an alibi;

839
00:16:53,681 --> 00:16:54,887
that's not great.

840
00:16:54,887 --> 00:16:55,886
But we have a box

841
00:16:55,928 --> 00:16:57,719
of Genevieve's stuff

842
00:16:55,928 --> 00:16:57,719
from the gallery.

843
00:16:57,761 --> 00:16:59,509
I'm sure there's something

844
00:16:57,761 --> 00:16:59,509
in here that will exonerate her.

845
00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:00,923
- Right.

846
00:16:59,550 --> 00:17:00,923
- Oh, my God.

847
00:17:00,964 --> 00:17:02,756
Socks and shoes.

848
00:17:02,879 --> 00:17:04,960
This is exactly

849
00:17:02,879 --> 00:17:04,960
the type of stuff I own.

850
00:17:05,002 --> 00:17:06,668
This is kismet.

851
00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:08,374
Oh, no,

852
00:17:06,710 --> 00:17:08,374
what's this?

853
00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:09,872
It's a receipt

854
00:17:08,416 --> 00:17:09,872
for a storage unit

855
00:17:09,872 --> 00:17:11,371
that she didn't

856
00:17:09,872 --> 00:17:11,371
tell anyone about.

857
00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:12,704
- It's probably nothing.

858
00:17:11,413 --> 00:17:12,704
- Yeah.

859
00:17:12,746 --> 00:17:13,745
Yeah, yeah.

860
00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:14,744
- I'm sure it's nothing.

861
00:17:13,868 --> 00:17:14,744
- Yeah.

862
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,866
- It's totally nothing.

863
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:15,866
- No.

864
00:17:18,615 --> 00:17:20,362
It's a bunch of

865
00:17:18,615 --> 00:17:20,362
stolen art.

866
00:17:24,857 --> 00:17:26,106
Hey, buddy.

867
00:17:26,148 --> 00:17:27,105
Sorry about Genevieve.

868
00:17:27,147 --> 00:17:28,188
It's okay.

869
00:17:28,229 --> 00:17:29,977
I'm resigned to

870
00:17:28,229 --> 00:17:29,977
my life of solitude.

871
00:17:30,019 --> 00:17:31,892
Just me and my five dogs.

872
00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:33,683
Wait, I thought

873
00:17:31,933 --> 00:17:33,683
you only had three dogs.

874
00:17:33,725 --> 00:17:35,723
I just adopted two

875
00:17:33,725 --> 00:17:35,723
online right now.

876
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,012
Oh, this pit bull hates kids.

877
00:17:37,053 --> 00:17:38,219
That's fine;

878
00:17:37,053 --> 00:17:38,219
I'll never have any.

879
00:17:38,261 --> 00:17:39,218
Add to cart.

880
00:17:39,260 --> 00:17:43,131
Okay, let me just grab that.

881
00:17:43,173 --> 00:17:44,422
Listen to me, Charles.

882
00:17:44,464 --> 00:17:45,421
You're gonna be fine.

883
00:17:45,463 --> 00:17:46,960
There are plenty

884
00:17:45,463 --> 00:17:46,960
of women out there.

885
00:17:47,002 --> 00:17:49,333
Strong, beautiful, smart women.

886
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:50,332
How about her?

887
00:17:50,374 --> 00:17:51,707
She's very beautiful.

888
00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:53,828
With my luck,

889
00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:53,828
she's probably a car thief.

890
00:17:53,828 --> 00:17:54,827
Don't be ridiculous.

891
00:17:54,827 --> 00:17:56,410
- Hey, Scully.

892
00:17:54,827 --> 00:17:56,410
- Yeah?

893
00:17:56,452 --> 00:17:57,534
Who's the babe?

894
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,864
Just booked her

895
00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:59,864
for elder abuse.

896
00:17:59,905 --> 00:18:00,656
Elder abuse,

897
00:17:59,905 --> 00:18:00,656
that's nice.

898
00:18:00,698 --> 00:18:01,820
All right, fine.

899
00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:03,445
We shouldn't be

900
00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:03,445
doing this at a precinct.

901
00:18:03,486 --> 00:18:05,484
I really thought I was gonna

902
00:18:03,486 --> 00:18:05,484
get Genevieve out of prison.

903
00:18:05,526 --> 00:18:07,023
Then we'd cover

904
00:18:05,526 --> 00:18:07,023
ourselves in paint

905
00:18:07,065 --> 00:18:09,812
and make love for 25 hours,

906
00:18:07,065 --> 00:18:09,812
one more hour than her and Nick.

907
00:18:09,812 --> 00:18:10,894
Boyle, you would hate that.

908
00:18:10,936 --> 00:18:12,809
Your little hummingbird heart

909
00:18:10,936 --> 00:18:12,809
would explode.

910
00:18:12,809 --> 00:18:15,266
I wish I didn't have a heart.

911
00:18:15,307 --> 00:18:17,305
I'm off to

912
00:18:15,307 --> 00:18:17,305
the cheese shop...

913
00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:21,009
And I'm buying by the wheel.

914
00:18:21,051 --> 00:18:22,799
- The cheese wheel.

915
00:18:21,051 --> 00:18:22,799
- Yeah, I got it.

916
00:18:22,841 --> 00:18:24,382
Gina, as you predicted,

917
00:18:24,424 --> 00:18:27,546
there was some backlash

918
00:18:24,424 --> 00:18:27,546
to the poster campaign.

919
00:18:27,587 --> 00:18:30,167
Yes, I'm the Nostradamus

920
00:18:27,587 --> 00:18:30,167
of your shame.

921
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,625
I think a problem

922
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:31,625
the police have had

923
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:34,580
is our inability

924
00:18:31,667 --> 00:18:34,580
to admit our mistakes,

925
00:18:34,622 --> 00:18:37,661
so this campaign

926
00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,906
was, um...

927
00:18:40,948 --> 00:18:41,905
a mistake.

928
00:18:41,947 --> 00:18:43,154
You told me that,

929
00:18:43,196 --> 00:18:44,529
but I got defensive

930
00:18:43,196 --> 00:18:44,529
and didn't listen.

931
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:46,402
I should have been

932
00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:46,402
open to criticism,

933
00:18:46,443 --> 00:18:49,607
as this department should be

934
00:18:46,443 --> 00:18:49,607
open to criticism.

935
00:18:49,649 --> 00:18:53,645
That's why I'm

936
00:18:49,649 --> 00:18:53,645
replacing these with...

937
00:18:57,182 --> 00:18:58,014
These.

938
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,969
My email address

939
00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:00,969
is at the bottom,

940
00:19:01,011 --> 00:19:03,635
and I intend to respond

941
00:19:01,011 --> 00:19:03,635
to every message I receive.

942
00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:06,256
Before we put them up,

943
00:19:03,758 --> 00:19:06,256
I want to hear your thoughts.

944
00:19:06,298 --> 00:19:07,631
I love them.

945
00:19:07,754 --> 00:19:11,543
Once again, my advice has,

946
00:19:07,754 --> 00:19:11,543
like, saved the city.

947
00:19:11,585 --> 00:19:12,749
I came up with the slogan.

948
00:19:12,749 --> 00:19:15,164
It's tacky to

949
00:19:12,749 --> 00:19:15,164
take credit for stuff.

950
00:19:17,120 --> 00:19:18,536
We're here to apologize.

951
00:19:18,578 --> 00:19:19,950
I can't prove you took

952
00:19:18,578 --> 00:19:19,950
my moose tracks,

953
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,116
so I shouldn't have

954
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,116
yelled at you.

955
00:19:21,158 --> 00:19:22,324
I'm impressed.

956
00:19:22,366 --> 00:19:23,738
It takes a big person to admit

957
00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:25,446
when they're being

958
00:19:23,780 --> 00:19:25,446
a total dumdum.

959
00:19:25,488 --> 00:19:26,818
We want to

960
00:19:25,488 --> 00:19:26,818
make it up to you.

961
00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:28,068
We got you a pizza.

962
00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:31,065
Only one pizza

963
00:19:28,109 --> 00:19:31,065
for both of us?

964
00:19:31,106 --> 00:19:32,606
Oh, my God.

965
00:19:32,729 --> 00:19:35,436
That was an obvious

966
00:19:32,729 --> 00:19:35,436
setup, you morons.

967
00:19:35,478 --> 00:19:36,850
You're eating cheese.

968
00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:39,015
You're lying about

969
00:19:36,892 --> 00:19:39,015
being lactose intolerant.

970
00:19:39,057 --> 00:19:40,056
No, we weren't.

971
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:41,430
Some things are

972
00:19:40,097 --> 00:19:41,430
just delicious enough

973
00:19:41,472 --> 00:19:42,844
to suffer the consequences.

974
00:19:42,886 --> 00:19:45,134
I'm diabetic, but I still

975
00:19:42,886 --> 00:19:45,134
eat sugar out of the bag.

976
00:19:45,176 --> 00:19:46,216
Ugh!

977
00:19:46,258 --> 00:19:48,548
Just admit you took

978
00:19:46,258 --> 00:19:48,548
my moose tracks.

979
00:19:48,590 --> 00:19:50,129
Admit it!

980
00:19:50,171 --> 00:19:51,835
Admit...

981
00:19:51,877 --> 00:19:53,543
It.

982
00:19:53,585 --> 00:19:55,124
Yeah, we ate it.

983
00:19:55,166 --> 00:19:57,539
And we're eating your pizza.

984
00:19:57,581 --> 00:20:01,700
So who's the moron now?

985
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,698
Ooh, stomach.

986
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:04,697
Oh, yeah.

987
00:20:04,739 --> 00:20:08,028
It's coming.

988
00:20:08,069 --> 00:20:09,027
They admitted it.

989
00:20:09,068 --> 00:20:10,899
That's a victory, right?

990
00:20:10,941 --> 00:20:12,731
No, Terry.

991
00:20:12,772 --> 00:20:13,813
There are no winners here.

992
00:20:13,855 --> 00:20:14,812
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

993
00:20:14,854 --> 00:20:15,811
Coming through,

994
00:20:14,854 --> 00:20:15,811
coming through!

995
00:20:15,853 --> 00:20:16,977
Move it!

996
00:20:17,019 --> 00:20:18,560
Move, move, move,

997
00:20:17,019 --> 00:20:18,560
move, move, move, move!

998
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:22,887
Getting in a little late there

999
00:20:21,140 --> 00:20:22,887
this morning, Boyle.

1000
00:20:22,929 --> 00:20:23,886
Where you been?

1001
00:20:23,928 --> 00:20:24,927
Cursing out my own shadow

1002
00:20:24,969 --> 00:20:27,551
for hanging out

1003
00:20:24,969 --> 00:20:27,551
with a loser like me.

1004
00:20:27,592 --> 00:20:28,840
Also an eye doctor

1005
00:20:27,592 --> 00:20:28,840
appointment.

1006
00:20:28,881 --> 00:20:30,089
Well, there's something

1007
00:20:28,881 --> 00:20:30,089
in the holding cell

1008
00:20:30,131 --> 00:20:31,338
that might cheer you up.

1009
00:20:33,336 --> 00:20:34,294
That's Nick's assistant.

1010
00:20:34,335 --> 00:20:35,293
Why is she here?

1011
00:20:35,334 --> 00:20:36,542
After you left last night,

1012
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,290
I was thinking about

1013
00:20:36,583 --> 00:20:38,290
the 24-hour sex painting,

1014
00:20:38,331 --> 00:20:40,538
"Genevieve 416."

1015
00:20:40,579 --> 00:20:41,743
Check out the date

1016
00:20:40,579 --> 00:20:41,743
on this receipt

1017
00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:44,242
from the storage locker

1018
00:20:41,785 --> 00:20:44,242
with the stolen art.

1019
00:20:44,284 --> 00:20:45,324
April 16th.

1020
00:20:45,366 --> 00:20:46,947
- 416!

1021
00:20:45,366 --> 00:20:46,947
- Exactly.

1022
00:20:46,989 --> 00:20:47,988
She couldn't have rented it,

1023
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:50,361
because she was busy

1024
00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:50,361
getting busy.

1025
00:20:50,403 --> 00:20:51,360
Oh, good one.

1026
00:20:51,402 --> 00:20:52,649
This is fantastic.

1027
00:20:52,691 --> 00:20:53,773
I mean, I'm not happy

1028
00:20:53,815 --> 00:20:55,022
that she was having sex

1029
00:20:53,815 --> 00:20:55,022
with another man,

1030
00:20:55,064 --> 00:20:56,728
but I'm okay with it

1031
00:20:55,064 --> 00:20:56,728
if that's what gets her off.

1032
00:20:56,770 --> 00:20:58,103
Do you seriously

1033
00:20:56,770 --> 00:20:58,103
not hear it,

1034
00:20:58,144 --> 00:20:59,352
because it almost seems

1035
00:20:58,144 --> 00:20:59,352
intentional at this point.

1036
00:20:59,394 --> 00:21:01,640
Why would Dvora

1037
00:20:59,394 --> 00:21:01,640
set Genevieve up?

1038
00:21:01,682 --> 00:21:03,098
Because she's

1039
00:21:01,682 --> 00:21:03,098
in love with Nick.

1040
00:21:03,139 --> 00:21:05,513
She used one of those

1041
00:21:03,139 --> 00:21:05,513
latex casts of Genevieve's hand

1042
00:21:05,636 --> 00:21:06,635
to get the fingerprints

1043
00:21:06,635 --> 00:21:07,801
so she could

1044
00:21:06,635 --> 00:21:07,801
break into the gallery.

1045
00:21:07,842 --> 00:21:09,632
Wow, I can't believe

1046
00:21:07,842 --> 00:21:09,632
you kept working the case

1047
00:21:09,632 --> 00:21:11,131
even after I gave up.

1048
00:21:11,173 --> 00:21:12,339
That was a nice thing to do.

1049
00:21:12,381 --> 00:21:15,378
Charles, I didn't

1050
00:21:12,381 --> 00:21:15,378
do it to be nice.

1051
00:21:15,419 --> 00:21:17,501
I did it to be amazing.

1052
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:18,748
And I think you're

1053
00:21:17,624 --> 00:21:18,748
a great detective,

1054
00:21:18,790 --> 00:21:19,914
and I trusted your gut.

1055
00:21:19,956 --> 00:21:21,497
Go get your girlfriend

1056
00:21:19,956 --> 00:21:21,497
out of prison.

1057
00:21:21,620 --> 00:21:22,869
Oh, thanks, man.

1058
00:21:22,911 --> 00:21:24,909
Next time you see me,

1059
00:21:22,911 --> 00:21:24,909
I'm gonna be all out of orgasms.

1060
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,115
No, you can't say that

1061
00:21:24,951 --> 00:21:27,115
while you're hugging someone.

1062
00:21:29,612 --> 00:21:30,611
- Not a doctor.

1063
00:21:29,612 --> 00:21:30,611
- Shh.

