1 00:00:01,958 --> 00:00:03,001 All right, ladies, 2 00:00:01,958 --> 00:00:03,001 I don't get a lot of time here, 3 00:00:03,126 --> 00:00:04,461 so what you say 4 00:00:04,585 --> 00:00:06,463 we make like Boyle's mom 5 00:00:04,585 --> 00:00:06,463 and you debrief me? 6 00:00:06,587 --> 00:00:07,881 Didn't happen, 7 00:00:08,006 --> 00:00:09,049 and I should know. 8 00:00:08,006 --> 00:00:09,049 She tells me everything. 9 00:00:09,174 --> 00:00:10,217 Yeah, not everything, Chucky. 10 00:00:10,342 --> 00:00:11,385 She took off my undies. 11 00:00:11,510 --> 00:00:12,886 Hey, Peralta. What is that? 12 00:00:13,011 --> 00:00:14,012 - This? 13 00:00:13,011 --> 00:00:14,012 - Yeah. 14 00:00:14,137 --> 00:00:16,223 Oh, nothing. Just... 15 00:00:16,348 --> 00:00:17,891 Open-and-shut case. 16 00:00:18,016 --> 00:00:19,684 Well, it looks like 17 00:00:18,016 --> 00:00:19,684 a pretty fat file for a dunker. 18 00:00:20,352 --> 00:00:21,395 - What is it? 19 00:00:20,352 --> 00:00:21,395 - Just... 20 00:00:21,520 --> 00:00:23,604 Some old lady has a missing... 21 00:00:23,730 --> 00:00:25,065 torso that we can't find. 22 00:00:25,190 --> 00:00:26,441 Put it in the major crimes pile. 23 00:00:26,565 --> 00:00:28,276 We already gave them 24 00:00:26,565 --> 00:00:28,276 all of our felonies. 25 00:00:28,402 --> 00:00:30,862 It's because I got a bet going 26 00:00:28,402 --> 00:00:30,862 with the captain of the A4 27 00:00:30,987 --> 00:00:33,614 to see whose squad 28 00:00:30,987 --> 00:00:33,614 can solve the most cases. 29 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:35,492 Winner chooses 30 00:00:33,740 --> 00:00:35,492 a tattoo for the loser, 31 00:00:35,616 --> 00:00:36,868 guess what I'm getting him. 32 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:38,495 Calvin peeing 33 00:00:36,993 --> 00:00:38,495 on the Tasmanian Devil? 34 00:00:38,619 --> 00:00:40,330 No, it's supposed to be 35 00:00:38,619 --> 00:00:40,330 a bad tattoo. 36 00:00:40,455 --> 00:00:42,207 You're really stupid 37 00:00:40,455 --> 00:00:42,207 in the morning, aren't you? 38 00:00:42,332 --> 00:00:44,834 Captain, we all want you 39 00:00:42,332 --> 00:00:44,834 to win that bet, 40 00:00:44,959 --> 00:00:48,463 but do you think maybe 41 00:00:44,959 --> 00:00:48,463 we could keep a few real cases? 42 00:00:48,587 --> 00:00:50,257 I'm gonna keep it 43 00:00:48,587 --> 00:00:50,257 real simple for you. 44 00:00:50,382 --> 00:00:52,884 We only solve 45 00:00:50,382 --> 00:00:52,884 misdemeanors, wieners. Say it. 46 00:00:53,009 --> 00:00:55,762 We only solve misdemeanors... 47 00:00:56,930 --> 00:00:58,432 Wieners. 48 00:00:58,557 --> 00:01:00,559 Congratulations. You just 49 00:00:58,557 --> 00:01:00,559 called yourselves wieners. 50 00:01:00,683 --> 00:01:01,642 Dismissed. 51 00:01:23,164 --> 00:01:25,125 Good morning. 52 00:01:25,250 --> 00:01:26,167 For whom? 53 00:01:26,293 --> 00:01:28,962 For you-m. 54 00:01:29,087 --> 00:01:31,047 Okay, I can't keep lying. 55 00:01:31,172 --> 00:01:32,340 Wuntch is here. 56 00:01:32,466 --> 00:01:34,050 Oh, there it is. 57 00:01:34,175 --> 00:01:36,261 The shriveled husk 58 00:01:34,175 --> 00:01:36,261 of Raymond Holt. 59 00:01:36,386 --> 00:01:38,846 Look, Gina, 60 00:01:36,386 --> 00:01:38,846 is that a talking raisin? 61 00:01:38,972 --> 00:01:40,348 Enough foreplay. 62 00:01:40,474 --> 00:01:41,724 I'm here to discuss 63 00:01:41,849 --> 00:01:43,935 the department's 64 00:01:41,849 --> 00:01:43,935 new smuggling task force. 65 00:01:44,060 --> 00:01:45,770 The task force? 66 00:01:45,895 --> 00:01:48,022 I thought you'd be handing me 67 00:01:45,895 --> 00:01:48,022 another vapid PR assignment. 68 00:01:48,148 --> 00:01:49,899 I am. We need to choose a phrase 69 00:01:50,024 --> 00:01:52,319 to replace the phrase 70 00:01:50,024 --> 00:01:52,319 "task force." 71 00:01:52,444 --> 00:01:55,113 Our research suggests 72 00:01:52,444 --> 00:01:55,113 it's too aggressive. 73 00:01:55,238 --> 00:01:56,364 What? I like it. 74 00:01:56,490 --> 00:01:57,740 Task force sounds like 75 00:01:57,865 --> 00:02:00,952 some sort of body spray 76 00:01:57,865 --> 00:02:00,952 for hot dudes. 77 00:02:01,077 --> 00:02:02,537 And one more thing. 78 00:02:02,662 --> 00:02:05,332 Since your little stunt 79 00:02:02,662 --> 00:02:05,332 with the subway poster, 80 00:02:05,457 --> 00:02:07,584 I think you could use 81 00:02:05,457 --> 00:02:07,584 some supervision. 82 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:09,461 Bob will be keeping 83 00:02:07,708 --> 00:02:09,461 an eye on you. 84 00:02:09,586 --> 00:02:10,753 It's gonna be fun, Ray. 85 00:02:10,878 --> 00:02:11,921 But I'm his boss. 86 00:02:12,046 --> 00:02:13,590 Oh, ouch. 87 00:02:13,714 --> 00:02:14,966 How demeaning. 88 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:19,346 Oh, my God. 89 00:02:19,471 --> 00:02:20,597 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 90 00:02:21,348 --> 00:02:23,724 Sarge, 91 00:02:21,348 --> 00:02:23,724 you got to check this out. 92 00:02:23,850 --> 00:02:25,935 Jake, what are you doing? 93 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:28,271 We can't work real cases. 94 00:02:26,060 --> 00:02:28,271 This is a B and E. 95 00:02:28,396 --> 00:02:30,023 It's so much more than that. 96 00:02:30,148 --> 00:02:31,316 Look at these photos. 97 00:02:31,441 --> 00:02:33,067 Perp came in through 98 00:02:31,441 --> 00:02:33,067 the back window, 99 00:02:33,193 --> 00:02:35,862 set up the living room 100 00:02:33,193 --> 00:02:35,862 to look like a kid's tea party, 101 00:02:35,987 --> 00:02:38,031 didn't steal anything. 102 00:02:35,987 --> 00:02:38,031 Do you know what this means? 103 00:02:38,156 --> 00:02:39,574 The victim still has 104 00:02:38,156 --> 00:02:39,574 their stuff? 105 00:02:39,699 --> 00:02:41,909 The perp wasn't there 106 00:02:39,699 --> 00:02:41,909 to take anything... 107 00:02:42,035 --> 00:02:43,411 except lives. 108 00:02:43,537 --> 00:02:45,455 Sorry, 109 00:02:43,537 --> 00:02:45,455 I always wanted to say that. 110 00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:47,123 I think this is the work 111 00:02:45,580 --> 00:02:47,123 of the Oolong Slayer. 112 00:02:47,248 --> 00:02:49,083 Seems like a stretch. 113 00:02:49,209 --> 00:02:51,794 If this is the Oolong Slayer, 114 00:02:49,209 --> 00:02:51,794 why isn't there a body? 115 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:53,463 I don't know, 116 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:53,463 maybe he got spooked 117 00:02:53,588 --> 00:02:55,215 before the vic got home, 118 00:02:53,588 --> 00:02:55,215 or it could be... 119 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:57,842 Jake, you want a case so bad, 120 00:02:55,340 --> 00:02:57,842 you're making one up. 121 00:02:58,593 --> 00:03:00,345 The slayer hasn't struck 122 00:02:58,593 --> 00:03:00,345 in five years. 123 00:03:00,470 --> 00:03:02,639 Chief Garmin set up 124 00:03:00,470 --> 00:03:02,639 a task force to find the guy 125 00:03:02,763 --> 00:03:04,182 and turned up nothing, 126 00:03:04,307 --> 00:03:06,643 and most importantly, 127 00:03:04,307 --> 00:03:06,643 the vulture's orders were 128 00:03:06,767 --> 00:03:08,436 "Only misdemeanors, wieners." 129 00:03:08,562 --> 00:03:10,855 Why follow people's directions 130 00:03:08,562 --> 00:03:10,855 when you could pick them up 131 00:03:10,980 --> 00:03:12,065 and throw them out the window? 132 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:13,567 Hmm? 133 00:03:16,735 --> 00:03:18,071 Whoa, whoa. 134 00:03:18,196 --> 00:03:20,948 Was that the sound 135 00:03:18,196 --> 00:03:20,948 of a juicy file I heard 136 00:03:21,074 --> 00:03:23,368 plopping down on Peralta's desk? 137 00:03:23,493 --> 00:03:25,036 Yeah, it was. 138 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:26,829 You just lost your overtime 139 00:03:25,161 --> 00:03:26,829 privileges for the month. 140 00:03:26,954 --> 00:03:27,997 Everybody, listen up. 141 00:03:28,122 --> 00:03:29,748 Anyone caught working on a case 142 00:03:29,874 --> 00:03:32,252 that I didn't assign 143 00:03:29,874 --> 00:03:32,252 loses their overtime. 144 00:03:32,377 --> 00:03:34,337 - Capooch? 145 00:03:32,377 --> 00:03:34,337 Capooch. 146 00:03:35,672 --> 00:03:37,298 Capooch. 147 00:03:39,342 --> 00:03:41,052 Uncapooch. 148 00:03:41,177 --> 00:03:43,137 You didn't say, "No take backs." 149 00:03:45,139 --> 00:03:46,516 Ah, there you are. 150 00:03:46,641 --> 00:03:48,309 I got something special 151 00:03:46,641 --> 00:03:48,309 for the two of you. 152 00:03:48,435 --> 00:03:49,603 Great, what do you got? 153 00:03:49,728 --> 00:03:51,187 A month from today 154 00:03:49,728 --> 00:03:51,187 is my birthday. 155 00:03:51,312 --> 00:03:53,022 I need you 156 00:03:51,312 --> 00:03:53,022 to throw me a party, all right? 157 00:03:53,147 --> 00:03:54,566 Make it epic, surprise me. 158 00:03:54,691 --> 00:03:56,735 Are you asking us 159 00:03:54,691 --> 00:03:56,735 to plan you a birthday party? 160 00:03:56,859 --> 00:03:58,069 Yeah, Helen Keller. 161 00:03:58,194 --> 00:03:59,404 Pay attention. 162 00:03:59,529 --> 00:04:01,155 Did you choose us 163 00:03:59,529 --> 00:04:01,155 because we're women? 164 00:04:01,281 --> 00:04:02,741 Women love planning parties. 165 00:04:02,865 --> 00:04:04,117 It's in the Bible. 166 00:04:04,784 --> 00:04:05,952 Unbelievable. 167 00:04:06,077 --> 00:04:07,370 What a waste of time. 168 00:04:07,495 --> 00:04:09,706 Disagree. 169 00:04:07,495 --> 00:04:09,706 This is an amazing use of time. 170 00:04:09,830 --> 00:04:12,292 We have complete control over 171 00:04:09,830 --> 00:04:12,292 that dummy's party. 172 00:04:12,417 --> 00:04:13,334 We can ruin it. 173 00:04:13,460 --> 00:04:15,670 Yeah, fun. 174 00:04:15,795 --> 00:04:18,673 I'll just mess up 175 00:04:15,795 --> 00:04:18,673 a captain's orders on purpose. 176 00:04:18,798 --> 00:04:21,259 It'll be so... 177 00:04:18,798 --> 00:04:21,259 I can't even fake it. 178 00:04:21,384 --> 00:04:23,261 Yeah, baby, 179 00:04:21,384 --> 00:04:23,261 I can pick up the crib, 180 00:04:23,386 --> 00:04:24,638 after I get the groceries 181 00:04:24,763 --> 00:04:26,306 and before I start 182 00:04:24,763 --> 00:04:26,306 painting the nursery. 183 00:04:26,431 --> 00:04:29,768 Yeah, I can draw a cloud. 184 00:04:26,431 --> 00:04:29,768 I don't need a stencil. 185 00:04:29,892 --> 00:04:31,686 Okay, I'll get the stencil. 186 00:04:31,811 --> 00:04:34,897 I don't know when I'll be home. 187 00:04:31,811 --> 00:04:34,897 I'll text you, okay? 188 00:04:35,022 --> 00:04:38,568 Ugh. All this paperwork 189 00:04:35,022 --> 00:04:38,568 is gonna straight-up kill me. 190 00:04:39,986 --> 00:04:41,237 How are you so chipper? 191 00:04:41,362 --> 00:04:42,697 Oh, simple. 192 00:04:42,822 --> 00:04:44,365 I eat a cacao nib 193 00:04:42,822 --> 00:04:44,365 every time I close a case. 194 00:04:44,491 --> 00:04:47,494 - A what? 195 00:04:44,491 --> 00:04:47,494 - A cacao nib. 196 00:04:47,619 --> 00:04:50,580 They're these happy little 197 00:04:47,619 --> 00:04:50,580 chocolaty delights 198 00:04:50,705 --> 00:04:52,290 from deep 199 00:04:50,705 --> 00:04:52,290 in the Peruvian rain forest. 200 00:04:52,415 --> 00:04:53,541 Here, try one. 201 00:04:53,667 --> 00:04:55,084 Do I look like a man who snacks? 202 00:04:55,209 --> 00:04:57,504 You look like eight circles 203 00:04:55,209 --> 00:04:57,504 with suspenders on. 204 00:04:57,629 --> 00:04:58,879 But these aren't bad for you. 205 00:04:59,005 --> 00:05:01,048 They're full of fiber 206 00:04:59,005 --> 00:05:01,048 and antioxidants. 207 00:05:01,174 --> 00:05:02,592 Go ahead, try one. 208 00:05:03,510 --> 00:05:04,969 Okay, fine. 209 00:05:05,094 --> 00:05:06,513 Just one. 210 00:05:08,765 --> 00:05:10,183 Damn, these are good. 211 00:05:10,308 --> 00:05:12,018 And they're organic 212 00:05:10,308 --> 00:05:12,018 and fair trade. 213 00:05:12,727 --> 00:05:15,396 Terry loves responsible 214 00:05:12,727 --> 00:05:15,396 agricultural practices. 215 00:05:19,108 --> 00:05:20,276 Uh-oh. 216 00:05:20,401 --> 00:05:22,236 Jake, 217 00:05:20,401 --> 00:05:22,236 you should not be here IRL. 218 00:05:22,362 --> 00:05:24,656 Gina, my old friend 219 00:05:22,362 --> 00:05:24,656 who I grew up with. 220 00:05:24,781 --> 00:05:25,948 So good to see you, 221 00:05:26,073 --> 00:05:27,367 I missed you so much. 222 00:05:26,073 --> 00:05:27,367 Is Holt in? 223 00:05:27,492 --> 00:05:28,702 Of course he is, 224 00:05:27,492 --> 00:05:28,702 but he's in a meeting, 225 00:05:28,827 --> 00:05:30,662 and you can't be seen 226 00:05:28,827 --> 00:05:30,662 stopping by 227 00:05:30,787 --> 00:05:33,164 for chits and/or chats. 228 00:05:30,787 --> 00:05:33,164 You need to leave. 229 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:34,957 Gina, 230 00:05:33,289 --> 00:05:34,957 I'm not here to waste his time. 231 00:05:35,082 --> 00:05:37,711 I have an extremely dope, 232 00:05:35,082 --> 00:05:37,711 possibly even disgusting case, 233 00:05:37,836 --> 00:05:38,795 and I need to discuss it 234 00:05:37,836 --> 00:05:38,795 with him. 235 00:05:38,919 --> 00:05:40,963 A case? Extra no. 236 00:05:41,088 --> 00:05:43,633 If Wuntch finds out he's working 237 00:05:41,088 --> 00:05:43,633 on a case, she'll punish him. 238 00:05:43,758 --> 00:05:45,884 She's on the warpath 239 00:05:43,758 --> 00:05:45,884 right now, Jake. 240 00:05:46,010 --> 00:05:47,470 The warpath. 241 00:05:47,595 --> 00:05:49,305 Okay, copy that. 242 00:05:49,430 --> 00:05:51,683 Loud and clear. 243 00:05:49,430 --> 00:05:51,683 Don't want to cause a problem. 244 00:05:51,808 --> 00:05:55,936 I will skraight-up skedaddle 245 00:05:51,808 --> 00:05:55,936 with no further a-do-do. 246 00:06:07,365 --> 00:06:08,742 What's going on? 247 00:06:08,867 --> 00:06:10,034 Gina said 248 00:06:08,867 --> 00:06:10,034 we couldn't be seen together, 249 00:06:10,159 --> 00:06:11,578 and I need your help. 250 00:06:11,703 --> 00:06:13,538 Looks like we've both got 251 00:06:11,703 --> 00:06:13,538 a bad case of jerk boss. 252 00:06:13,663 --> 00:06:14,913 Yes, yours is an idiot, 253 00:06:15,039 --> 00:06:17,041 and mine 254 00:06:15,039 --> 00:06:17,041 is a fork-tongued lizard witch. 255 00:06:21,212 --> 00:06:23,089 The Oolong Slayer. 256 00:06:23,214 --> 00:06:24,382 He's back. 257 00:06:24,507 --> 00:06:25,800 I knew 258 00:06:24,507 --> 00:06:25,800 you would confirm my hunch. 259 00:06:25,924 --> 00:06:27,761 He's back 260 00:06:25,924 --> 00:06:27,761 to his cool-ass psycho ways. 261 00:06:27,886 --> 00:06:29,303 Great news, right? 262 00:06:29,429 --> 00:06:30,971 Aside from a serial killer 263 00:06:29,429 --> 00:06:30,971 being on the loose. 264 00:06:31,097 --> 00:06:32,640 - What's your plan? 265 00:06:31,097 --> 00:06:32,640 - I'll work the case in secret. 266 00:06:32,766 --> 00:06:34,225 Wrong. 267 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:36,269 We're gonna work 268 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:36,269 the case in secret. 269 00:06:36,394 --> 00:06:37,687 Holy crap. 270 00:06:37,812 --> 00:06:39,814 No one can know about this, 271 00:06:37,812 --> 00:06:39,814 understood? 272 00:06:39,938 --> 00:06:40,899 Understood. 273 00:06:41,023 --> 00:06:42,024 Understood. 274 00:06:43,693 --> 00:06:45,779 What? I hang out 275 00:06:43,693 --> 00:06:45,779 in the men's room all the time. 276 00:06:45,904 --> 00:06:50,157 The acoustics are amazing. 277 00:06:51,618 --> 00:06:52,993 If I recall correctly, 278 00:06:53,119 --> 00:06:55,413 the Oolong Slayer 279 00:06:53,119 --> 00:06:55,413 last struck five years ago. 280 00:06:55,538 --> 00:06:57,916 He left behind 281 00:06:55,538 --> 00:06:57,916 no DNA or fingerprints, 282 00:06:58,040 --> 00:06:59,751 but he did leave 283 00:06:58,040 --> 00:06:59,751 his calling card, 284 00:06:59,876 --> 00:07:01,544 a tea bag in his victim's mouth. 285 00:07:01,669 --> 00:07:05,131 Yeah, how cool... 286 00:07:01,669 --> 00:07:05,131 I mean, awful is that? 287 00:07:06,048 --> 00:07:09,844 Very cool, I mean awful. 288 00:07:06,048 --> 00:07:09,844 What's our strategy? 289 00:07:09,968 --> 00:07:12,346 One, reexamine all 290 00:07:09,968 --> 00:07:12,346 the task force's files. 291 00:07:12,472 --> 00:07:14,891 Two, check all B and Es 292 00:07:12,472 --> 00:07:14,891 against the slayer's MO, 293 00:07:15,015 --> 00:07:16,726 and three, 294 00:07:15,015 --> 00:07:16,726 think of something supercool 295 00:07:16,851 --> 00:07:17,977 to say when we arrest him. 296 00:07:18,102 --> 00:07:19,395 My leading contender? 297 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,231 "You're going to jail 298 00:07:19,520 --> 00:07:22,231 for oolong time." 299 00:07:22,356 --> 00:07:24,150 - Jake, that's really good. 300 00:07:22,356 --> 00:07:24,150 - Right? 301 00:07:24,275 --> 00:07:26,986 Let's not overlook the fact 302 00:07:24,275 --> 00:07:26,986 that he turned his crime scenes 303 00:07:27,111 --> 00:07:28,488 into tea parties for dollies. 304 00:07:28,613 --> 00:07:31,324 Which suggests 305 00:07:28,613 --> 00:07:31,324 preadolescent trauma 306 00:07:31,449 --> 00:07:33,117 leading to a pattern 307 00:07:31,449 --> 00:07:33,117 of criminality 308 00:07:33,242 --> 00:07:35,787 that probably began 309 00:07:33,242 --> 00:07:35,787 as a juvenile. 310 00:07:35,912 --> 00:07:38,164 I'm taking 311 00:07:35,912 --> 00:07:38,164 an abnormal psych class, 312 00:07:38,289 --> 00:07:40,917 and everyone in it 313 00:07:38,289 --> 00:07:40,917 is obsessed with me. 314 00:07:41,041 --> 00:07:42,376 You look into the B and Es 315 00:07:42,502 --> 00:07:44,211 and I'll check out 316 00:07:42,502 --> 00:07:44,211 the juvie angle. 317 00:07:44,337 --> 00:07:47,715 Now, before we begin in earnest, 318 00:07:44,337 --> 00:07:47,715 I'd like to propose a toast. 319 00:07:52,720 --> 00:07:53,930 That's what globes are for. 320 00:07:54,054 --> 00:07:56,182 A 25-year-old port 321 00:07:54,054 --> 00:07:56,182 seems appropriate. 322 00:07:56,307 --> 00:07:57,725 I would have gone 10. 323 00:07:57,851 --> 00:07:59,226 I don't know what port is. 324 00:08:01,270 --> 00:08:03,147 To catching a serial killer. 325 00:08:03,272 --> 00:08:04,858 To catching a serial killer. 326 00:08:04,983 --> 00:08:07,318 To Rihanna, 327 00:08:04,983 --> 00:08:07,318 because I love Rihanna. 328 00:08:07,443 --> 00:08:08,987 Okay. 329 00:08:11,280 --> 00:08:12,699 Case closed. 330 00:08:12,824 --> 00:08:13,825 What time is it? 331 00:08:13,950 --> 00:08:16,661 That's right, it's nib o'clock. 332 00:08:16,786 --> 00:08:19,330 Whooo, new case, new nib. 333 00:08:20,164 --> 00:08:22,041 Read 20 words, that's a nib. 334 00:08:22,959 --> 00:08:24,460 That nib was kind of small. 335 00:08:24,585 --> 00:08:25,837 Hey, Sarge? 336 00:08:25,962 --> 00:08:27,881 You may want to slow down 337 00:08:25,962 --> 00:08:27,881 on those things. 338 00:08:28,006 --> 00:08:29,632 Things? 339 00:08:29,757 --> 00:08:31,968 These are the precious jewels 340 00:08:29,757 --> 00:08:31,968 of the rain forest, Boyle. 341 00:08:32,092 --> 00:08:36,096 I don't mean to overstep here, 342 00:08:32,092 --> 00:08:36,096 but you're looking a little... 343 00:08:37,640 --> 00:08:39,225 Fat. 344 00:08:39,350 --> 00:08:40,601 Oh, boy. 345 00:08:40,727 --> 00:08:42,144 How dare you? 346 00:08:43,563 --> 00:08:45,189 You can't comment on my body. 347 00:08:45,314 --> 00:08:47,441 This is a workplace. 348 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:50,403 Now I'm feeling objectified 349 00:08:47,567 --> 00:08:50,403 by your male gaze. 350 00:08:50,528 --> 00:08:52,030 Absolutely not. 351 00:08:50,528 --> 00:08:52,030 Sir, just listen. 352 00:08:52,154 --> 00:08:53,656 No, I don't want to listen. 353 00:08:53,781 --> 00:08:56,242 You are trying to shame me, 354 00:08:53,781 --> 00:08:56,242 and that will not fly. 355 00:08:56,367 --> 00:08:57,702 Okay. 356 00:08:57,827 --> 00:09:00,079 Now I need some more nibs 357 00:08:57,827 --> 00:09:00,079 just to calm down. 358 00:09:01,247 --> 00:09:03,374 Jake, dope alley. 359 00:09:01,247 --> 00:09:03,374 - I know. 360 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:05,292 I think this is where 361 00:09:03,499 --> 00:09:05,292 Batman's parents got killed. 362 00:09:05,418 --> 00:09:08,212 I'll take your word for it. 363 00:09:05,418 --> 00:09:08,212 The juvie angle didn't pan out. 364 00:09:08,337 --> 00:09:09,714 Neither did the B and Es, 365 00:09:09,839 --> 00:09:11,465 but I traced the label 366 00:09:09,839 --> 00:09:11,465 on the slayer's oolong. 367 00:09:11,591 --> 00:09:13,676 He got it 368 00:09:11,591 --> 00:09:13,676 at Chang's Medicinal Tea Shop. 369 00:09:13,801 --> 00:09:15,428 Good work, Peralta. 370 00:09:15,553 --> 00:09:16,596 Breakthrough selfie? 371 00:09:16,721 --> 00:09:18,389 Why not? 372 00:09:18,514 --> 00:09:20,058 Breakthrough. 373 00:09:20,182 --> 00:09:21,642 So what's the plan, boss? 374 00:09:21,768 --> 00:09:23,019 We create a diversion 375 00:09:23,143 --> 00:09:24,729 while Gina copies 376 00:09:23,143 --> 00:09:24,729 his customer files. 377 00:09:24,854 --> 00:09:26,647 My thumb drive 378 00:09:24,854 --> 00:09:26,647 looks like a watermelon, 379 00:09:26,773 --> 00:09:28,315 because I adore the summertime. 380 00:09:28,441 --> 00:09:31,151 - Oh, I love that. 381 00:09:28,441 --> 00:09:31,151 - Let's do this. 382 00:09:32,070 --> 00:09:33,821 Hey, pal, that's my ginkgo. 383 00:09:33,947 --> 00:09:35,656 It's my ginkgo now, old man. 384 00:09:35,782 --> 00:09:38,868 I'm still young enough to beat 385 00:09:35,782 --> 00:09:38,868 that ginkgo out of your hands. 386 00:09:42,329 --> 00:09:43,831 Hey, knock it off back there. 387 00:09:53,257 --> 00:09:54,634 This is so much fun. 388 00:09:54,759 --> 00:09:55,927 Hit me in the face. 389 00:09:57,177 --> 00:09:58,429 That was a terrible suggestion. 390 00:09:59,472 --> 00:10:00,473 Oh. 391 00:10:01,724 --> 00:10:03,559 All right. 392 00:10:03,684 --> 00:10:05,394 Western medicine rules! 393 00:10:06,062 --> 00:10:07,605 All right, sluggers. 394 00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:09,523 Let's see what you got 395 00:10:07,730 --> 00:10:09,523 for the big b-day bash. 396 00:10:09,649 --> 00:10:11,317 I thought 397 00:10:09,649 --> 00:10:11,317 you wanted us to surprise you. 398 00:10:11,442 --> 00:10:13,527 It's a figure of speech, 399 00:10:11,442 --> 00:10:13,527 Detective Stupid-ago. 400 00:10:13,653 --> 00:10:16,823 Well, I was thinking a DJ, 401 00:10:16,948 --> 00:10:19,909 two signature cocktails, 402 00:10:16,948 --> 00:10:19,909 passed hors d'oeuvres 403 00:10:20,034 --> 00:10:22,244 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 404 00:10:20,034 --> 00:10:22,244 Passed hors d'oeuvres? 405 00:10:22,369 --> 00:10:24,080 What's this, 406 00:10:22,369 --> 00:10:24,080 a fundraiser for French dorks? 407 00:10:25,039 --> 00:10:27,207 So no passed hors d'oeuvres? 408 00:10:27,333 --> 00:10:28,584 I can't even answer that. 409 00:10:29,293 --> 00:10:30,711 All right, tough guy. 410 00:10:30,837 --> 00:10:32,005 What you got planned? 411 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:34,090 I don't know. 412 00:10:32,130 --> 00:10:34,090 Meet at a bar and... 413 00:10:37,051 --> 00:10:37,969 drink there. 414 00:10:38,094 --> 00:10:39,303 That's it? 415 00:10:39,428 --> 00:10:41,055 Well, 416 00:10:39,428 --> 00:10:41,055 still better than Santiago's. 417 00:10:41,180 --> 00:10:43,557 Look, this is real 418 00:10:41,180 --> 00:10:43,557 important to me, all right? 419 00:10:43,683 --> 00:10:45,434 My brother's hot wife 420 00:10:43,683 --> 00:10:45,434 is gonna be there, 421 00:10:45,559 --> 00:10:47,353 and I haven't seen her 422 00:10:45,559 --> 00:10:47,353 since his funeral. 423 00:10:47,478 --> 00:10:49,063 - Wow. 424 00:10:47,478 --> 00:10:49,063 - Yeah, right? 425 00:10:49,188 --> 00:10:51,107 You only get one shot 426 00:10:49,188 --> 00:10:51,107 at your brother's widow. 427 00:10:53,067 --> 00:10:54,735 . Just go. 428 00:10:53,067 --> 00:10:54,735 - Oh. 429 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:02,743 - Partner. 430 00:11:00,867 --> 00:11:02,743 - Partner. 431 00:11:02,869 --> 00:11:04,620 Not many people buy that tea, 432 00:11:04,745 --> 00:11:06,956 and only one has been doing so 433 00:11:04,745 --> 00:11:06,956 since the killings first began, 434 00:11:07,081 --> 00:11:08,708 and he has a record. His name? 435 00:11:08,833 --> 00:11:10,459 Braxton O'Reilly. 436 00:11:11,794 --> 00:11:13,253 He's a maniac. 437 00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:15,882 Arrested in '84 438 00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:15,882 for torturing an animal? 439 00:11:16,007 --> 00:11:17,591 Oh, this is our guy. 440 00:11:17,717 --> 00:11:19,052 Oh, man, just a squirrel? 441 00:11:19,177 --> 00:11:20,344 Still counts. 442 00:11:20,469 --> 00:11:21,971 Let's get that psycho. 443 00:11:23,056 --> 00:11:24,306 NYPD: nobody move. 444 00:11:24,431 --> 00:11:26,142 Where is Braxton O'Reilly? 445 00:11:26,266 --> 00:11:28,061 Where is that psycho monster? 446 00:11:28,186 --> 00:11:29,896 He's dead. 447 00:11:30,980 --> 00:11:32,272 Our condolences. 448 00:11:33,774 --> 00:11:34,901 You were working a case. 449 00:11:35,026 --> 00:11:36,234 I freaking knew it. 450 00:11:35,026 --> 00:11:36,234 You're a liar. 451 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:37,319 And you. 452 00:11:37,444 --> 00:11:38,696 You can't do anything 453 00:11:38,821 --> 00:11:40,698 except disobey orders 454 00:11:38,821 --> 00:11:40,698 and screw up. 455 00:11:40,823 --> 00:11:41,991 I'm disappointed too. 456 00:11:42,116 --> 00:11:43,576 - No one cares, Bob. 457 00:11:42,116 --> 00:11:43,576 - I'm sorry. 458 00:11:43,701 --> 00:11:46,162 And after all your 459 00:11:43,701 --> 00:11:46,162 so-called detective work, 460 00:11:46,286 --> 00:11:48,539 you didn't even get 461 00:11:46,286 --> 00:11:48,539 the right guy. 462 00:11:48,664 --> 00:11:50,248 Raymond, Raymond, Raymond... 463 00:11:50,374 --> 00:11:52,210 - It was an error... 464 00:11:50,374 --> 00:11:52,210 - Do not interrupt me. 465 00:11:52,334 --> 00:11:53,878 Raymond, Raymond, 466 00:11:52,334 --> 00:11:53,878 Raymond, Raymond. 467 00:11:54,003 --> 00:11:55,629 Seven times, once for every day 468 00:11:55,755 --> 00:11:58,216 your juicy, insubordinate ass 469 00:11:55,755 --> 00:11:58,216 is suspended. 470 00:11:58,340 --> 00:11:59,926 Same goes for you, Peralta. 471 00:12:00,051 --> 00:12:02,636 Except for the juicy ass part, 472 00:12:00,051 --> 00:12:02,636 cause your ass is stupid. 473 00:12:02,762 --> 00:12:04,471 Now get the hell out 474 00:12:02,762 --> 00:12:04,471 of my office. 475 00:12:07,558 --> 00:12:09,143 Wait a minute, sir. 476 00:12:10,019 --> 00:12:11,687 You know what? 477 00:12:11,812 --> 00:12:13,231 Screw this. 478 00:12:16,274 --> 00:12:18,318 It's ten days now. 479 00:12:16,274 --> 00:12:18,318 Shouldn't have gone back in. 480 00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:22,990 I am skraight-up depressed. 481 00:12:23,116 --> 00:12:25,409 Amy's been doing her best 482 00:12:23,116 --> 00:12:25,409 to cheer me up. 483 00:12:25,534 --> 00:12:27,703 She gave me this sticker 484 00:12:25,534 --> 00:12:27,703 this morning just for waking up. 485 00:12:27,828 --> 00:12:29,789 Ew, it's like 486 00:12:27,828 --> 00:12:29,789 you're dating your teacher. 487 00:12:29,914 --> 00:12:31,707 I know. It's so hot. 488 00:12:31,832 --> 00:12:33,500 Meanwhile, 489 00:12:31,832 --> 00:12:33,500 Holt won't even talk to me. 490 00:12:33,626 --> 00:12:35,836 - How is he, by the way? 491 00:12:33,626 --> 00:12:35,836 - Honestly, terrible. 492 00:12:35,962 --> 00:12:37,880 I've only heard 493 00:12:35,962 --> 00:12:37,880 from him once this week, 494 00:12:38,005 --> 00:12:39,715 and that was to tell me 495 00:12:38,005 --> 00:12:39,715 he'd finally come up 496 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,760 with a new, non-threatening term 497 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,760 for task forces. 498 00:12:42,885 --> 00:12:44,220 Y'all ready for this? 499 00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:47,723 - Do groups. 500 00:12:44,344 --> 00:12:47,723 - Wow, that sucks tremendously. 501 00:12:47,848 --> 00:12:48,975 Can I have another port? 502 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,226 You're still drinking 503 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:50,226 that stuff? 504 00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:51,644 Yeah, Holt got me hooked on it. 505 00:12:51,769 --> 00:12:53,229 I even gota bottle for my house. 506 00:12:53,395 --> 00:12:56,107 It's classing up the booze 507 00:12:53,395 --> 00:12:56,107 and take-out menus shelf. 508 00:12:57,150 --> 00:12:58,567 Wait a minute. 509 00:13:00,027 --> 00:13:02,196 I think I just figured 510 00:13:00,027 --> 00:13:02,196 something out. I got to go. 511 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,115 Aren't you forgetting something? 512 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:05,783 Uh... 513 00:13:09,745 --> 00:13:11,998 No, pay your bill. 514 00:13:12,123 --> 00:13:14,208 Damn, who raised you? 515 00:13:16,002 --> 00:13:18,336 Oh, my God. 516 00:13:16,002 --> 00:13:18,336 You friended The Vulture? 517 00:13:18,462 --> 00:13:20,422 Well, 518 00:13:18,462 --> 00:13:20,422 he's not telling us anything, 519 00:13:20,547 --> 00:13:22,716 so it's the only way 520 00:13:20,547 --> 00:13:22,716 to figure out what he likes. 521 00:13:22,842 --> 00:13:24,177 Maybe this will help. 522 00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:25,928 He just said 523 00:13:24,302 --> 00:13:25,928 his favorite color is underboob. 524 00:13:26,053 --> 00:13:27,847 Look, Amy, 525 00:13:26,053 --> 00:13:27,847 you're a good detective. 526 00:13:27,972 --> 00:13:29,974 You don't have to perfectly plan 527 00:13:27,972 --> 00:13:29,974 some butthead's birthday party. 528 00:13:30,099 --> 00:13:33,019 I'm sorry, but I believe 529 00:13:30,099 --> 00:13:33,019 that hard work pays off. 530 00:13:33,144 --> 00:13:34,728 - Shut up. 531 00:13:33,144 --> 00:13:34,728 - Excuse me? 532 00:13:34,854 --> 00:13:36,438 No, shut up and look. 533 00:13:36,563 --> 00:13:39,317 You're completely right. 534 00:13:36,563 --> 00:13:39,317 Your hard work just paid off. 535 00:13:39,441 --> 00:13:41,235 The Vulture is in a band? 536 00:13:41,359 --> 00:13:44,530 Fantastic Jack 537 00:13:41,359 --> 00:13:44,530 and the Junkyard Rats. 538 00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:46,699 Just when I thought he 539 00:13:44,655 --> 00:13:46,699 couldn't be any more the worst, 540 00:13:46,824 --> 00:13:48,408 he out-the worsts himself. 541 00:13:48,534 --> 00:13:50,161 - I have an idea. 542 00:13:50,870 --> 00:13:53,039 I don't know why you insisted 543 00:13:50,870 --> 00:13:53,039 on eating here, Gina. 544 00:13:53,164 --> 00:13:55,166 It seems like 545 00:13:53,164 --> 00:13:55,166 your average greasy spoon. 546 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:58,961 Pardon me. Did one of you order 547 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:58,961 the hot plate of justice? 548 00:13:59,086 --> 00:14:00,338 Peralta, 549 00:13:59,086 --> 00:14:00,338 what are you doing here? 550 00:14:00,462 --> 00:14:02,715 Saving New York City 551 00:14:00,462 --> 00:14:02,715 from a maniacal... 552 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,842 Excuse me? 553 00:14:02,840 --> 00:14:04,842 Are those my eggs? 554 00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:07,136 You kind of interrupted 555 00:14:04,967 --> 00:14:07,136 an incredible moment, 556 00:14:07,261 --> 00:14:08,428 but here, take that. 557 00:14:08,554 --> 00:14:10,848 No, no, 558 00:14:08,554 --> 00:14:10,848 we can't be seen together. 559 00:14:10,973 --> 00:14:12,266 Gina, did you know about this? 560 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:14,143 Uh, tricking you 561 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:14,143 was the only way 562 00:14:14,268 --> 00:14:15,686 I could get you to talk to him. 563 00:14:15,811 --> 00:14:17,437 Plus, you know I heart intrigue. 564 00:14:17,563 --> 00:14:20,233 Sir, 565 00:14:17,563 --> 00:14:20,233 take a look at these photos. 566 00:14:20,358 --> 00:14:22,526 None of the victims had 567 00:14:20,358 --> 00:14:22,526 any alcohol in their apartments. 568 00:14:22,651 --> 00:14:23,944 Not even a dusty bottle. 569 00:14:24,070 --> 00:14:25,029 You want to know why? 570 00:14:25,154 --> 00:14:26,906 Because they were all sober. 571 00:14:27,031 --> 00:14:29,075 They all attended 572 00:14:27,031 --> 00:14:29,075 12-step programs. 573 00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:30,617 None of them the same one, 574 00:14:30,743 --> 00:14:32,119 but they all have 575 00:14:30,743 --> 00:14:32,119 the same leader, 576 00:14:32,245 --> 00:14:34,413 a creep with a record 577 00:14:32,245 --> 00:14:34,413 of torturing animals. 578 00:14:34,538 --> 00:14:36,957 I'm talking dogs. 579 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:39,710 I found the Oolong Slayer, 580 00:14:37,083 --> 00:14:39,710 and his name is... 581 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,754 I never do this, 582 00:14:39,835 --> 00:14:41,754 but I kind of ordered rye. 583 00:14:41,879 --> 00:14:43,297 Ma'am, I'm not a waiter, okay? 584 00:14:43,422 --> 00:14:44,757 I'm trying to blow 585 00:14:43,422 --> 00:14:44,757 my friend's mind over here. 586 00:14:44,882 --> 00:14:46,425 Could someone get 587 00:14:44,882 --> 00:14:46,425 this lunatic some rye? 588 00:14:46,550 --> 00:14:48,468 His name is James Dylan Borden, 589 00:14:48,594 --> 00:14:51,055 and he works the night shift 590 00:14:48,594 --> 00:14:51,055 at creep-a-palooza 591 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:53,099 the mannequin factory 592 00:14:51,180 --> 00:14:53,099 in Red Hook. 593 00:14:53,224 --> 00:14:54,141 I'll pick you up at 8:00. 594 00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:55,726 Are you insane? 595 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:58,020 We were just suspended 596 00:14:55,851 --> 00:14:58,020 for screwing up this case. 597 00:14:58,145 --> 00:14:59,479 I shouldn't even be 598 00:14:58,145 --> 00:14:59,479 talking to you. 599 00:14:59,605 --> 00:15:01,732 Wuntch can probably 600 00:14:59,605 --> 00:15:01,732 hear us right now. 601 00:15:01,857 --> 00:15:04,235 She has super sonar hearing, 602 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,569 because she's a bat. 603 00:15:05,694 --> 00:15:07,529 Sir, 604 00:15:05,694 --> 00:15:07,529 we're tracking a serial killer. 605 00:15:07,654 --> 00:15:09,407 There's nothing better. 606 00:15:07,654 --> 00:15:09,407 We're living the dream. 607 00:15:09,531 --> 00:15:10,532 That's your dream. 608 00:15:10,657 --> 00:15:12,534 Mine was to run the nine-nine, 609 00:15:12,659 --> 00:15:14,995 and 610 00:15:12,659 --> 00:15:14,995 that will never happen again. 611 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,665 Just give the case 612 00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:18,665 to major crimes. 613 00:15:19,708 --> 00:15:21,210 - Wow. 614 00:15:21,335 --> 00:15:23,045 Never thought 615 00:15:21,335 --> 00:15:23,045 I'd live to see Holt side 616 00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:25,298 with the vulture and Wuntch. 617 00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:28,342 Mark the day, Gina. 618 00:15:25,423 --> 00:15:28,342 May 18th at 4:00 p.m. 619 00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:31,678 Oh, honey. 620 00:15:28,467 --> 00:15:31,678 We're well into October. 621 00:15:31,804 --> 00:15:32,888 Really? 622 00:15:33,013 --> 00:15:34,514 Hey, Charles. 623 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,642 I thought you should know. 624 00:15:34,640 --> 00:15:36,642 I heard what you said, 625 00:15:36,767 --> 00:15:38,685 and it really sank in. 626 00:15:40,396 --> 00:15:41,397 I'm off the nibs. 627 00:15:41,521 --> 00:15:43,190 - Really? 628 00:15:41,521 --> 00:15:43,190 - Of course. 629 00:15:43,316 --> 00:15:45,151 I'm Terry Jeffords, 630 00:15:45,276 --> 00:15:48,904 and when I put 631 00:15:45,276 --> 00:15:48,904 my mind to something, I do it. 632 00:15:50,448 --> 00:15:52,950 My resting heart rate is six. 633 00:15:53,075 --> 00:15:54,118 Six, Boyle. 634 00:15:54,243 --> 00:15:55,828 You know, 635 00:15:55,953 --> 00:15:57,621 the rest of you could learn 636 00:15:55,953 --> 00:15:57,621 a little something from me. 637 00:15:57,746 --> 00:16:00,582 Sure, sometimes we fall down, 638 00:16:00,707 --> 00:16:04,044 but it's how we get back up 639 00:16:00,707 --> 00:16:04,044 that matters. 640 00:16:04,837 --> 00:16:09,549 We need to look our failings 641 00:16:04,837 --> 00:16:09,549 in the eye and say, 642 00:16:09,675 --> 00:16:13,720 "Not today, not today, nibs." 643 00:16:15,597 --> 00:16:17,557 Oh, sergeant. 644 00:16:19,185 --> 00:16:21,437 Fine! I'm not better. 645 00:16:22,229 --> 00:16:24,773 These nibs are just 646 00:16:22,229 --> 00:16:24,773 too damn delicious. 647 00:16:24,898 --> 00:16:27,609 I don't think the nibs 648 00:16:24,898 --> 00:16:27,609 being too yummy is the problem. 649 00:16:27,734 --> 00:16:30,363 I think right now, 650 00:16:27,734 --> 00:16:30,363 there's too much on your plate... 651 00:16:30,488 --> 00:16:31,822 metaphor intended. 652 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:34,074 - You're stress eating. 653 00:16:31,947 --> 00:16:34,074 - That's even worse! 654 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,076 The stress isn't going anywhere. 655 00:16:36,202 --> 00:16:38,412 I'm about to have my third kid, 656 00:16:38,537 --> 00:16:41,540 and they just get 657 00:16:38,537 --> 00:16:41,540 more stressful over time, man. 658 00:16:41,665 --> 00:16:44,251 Oh, nibs, what am I gonna do? 659 00:16:44,377 --> 00:16:45,711 Help me. 660 00:16:54,136 --> 00:16:56,055 Why would a psycho 661 00:16:54,136 --> 00:16:56,055 want to work here? 662 00:17:03,729 --> 00:17:05,022 Got you. 663 00:17:20,704 --> 00:17:21,955 Looking for me? 664 00:17:22,081 --> 00:17:24,875 Nope, 665 00:17:22,081 --> 00:17:24,875 just taking my gun for a walk 666 00:17:25,000 --> 00:17:26,419 through the nightmares factory. 667 00:17:26,544 --> 00:17:27,961 Nice try, cop. 668 00:17:28,087 --> 00:17:30,089 But you and I are gonna 669 00:17:28,087 --> 00:17:30,089 have a little tea party. 670 00:17:30,214 --> 00:17:32,632 Am I invited? Drop the weapon. 671 00:17:34,885 --> 00:17:36,512 Okay, slayer. 672 00:17:36,636 --> 00:17:39,765 Prepare to go 673 00:17:36,636 --> 00:17:39,765 to jail for oolong time. 674 00:17:39,890 --> 00:17:41,308 Now say, "punk." 675 00:17:41,434 --> 00:17:42,726 Punk. 676 00:17:42,851 --> 00:17:44,228 Punk! 677 00:17:44,353 --> 00:17:45,645 I said it. 678 00:17:49,608 --> 00:17:52,611 - Thank you, Peralta. 679 00:17:49,608 --> 00:17:52,611 - What are you thanking me for? 680 00:17:52,736 --> 00:17:54,071 You're the one who showed up 681 00:17:52,736 --> 00:17:54,071 and stopped him 682 00:17:54,196 --> 00:17:55,781 from shooting me 683 00:17:54,196 --> 00:17:55,781 in my beautiful face. 684 00:17:55,906 --> 00:17:58,451 No, for giving me 685 00:17:55,906 --> 00:17:58,451 one last chance to be a real cop 686 00:17:58,576 --> 00:18:02,121 before going back 687 00:17:58,576 --> 00:18:02,121 to a lifetime of PR drivel. 688 00:18:02,246 --> 00:18:04,623 Sir, 689 00:18:02,246 --> 00:18:04,623 we just caught a serial killer. 690 00:18:04,748 --> 00:18:06,459 I've wanted this 691 00:18:04,748 --> 00:18:06,459 since I was four years old. 692 00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:09,128 - That's troubling. 693 00:18:06,584 --> 00:18:09,128 - We did something special here. 694 00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:10,670 I'm honored 695 00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:10,670 our names will appear 696 00:18:10,796 --> 00:18:11,964 next to each other 697 00:18:10,796 --> 00:18:11,964 on the arrest report. 698 00:18:12,089 --> 00:18:13,299 No, no. 699 00:18:13,424 --> 00:18:15,134 I think 700 00:18:13,424 --> 00:18:15,134 you should take sole credit. 701 00:18:15,259 --> 00:18:17,386 Wuntch will only use it 702 00:18:15,259 --> 00:18:17,386 to sink me. 703 00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:20,180 I'm glad 704 00:18:18,304 --> 00:18:20,180 your dream came true, Peralta. 705 00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:23,809 Now, if you'll excuse me, 706 00:18:20,306 --> 00:18:23,809 the drivel calls. 707 00:18:27,354 --> 00:18:28,647 Hey, turd monkeys. 708 00:18:28,772 --> 00:18:31,233 It's time to celebrate me. 709 00:18:28,772 --> 00:18:31,233 Let's rock! 710 00:18:31,358 --> 00:18:32,651 Whoo! 711 00:18:35,488 --> 00:18:37,948 His tearaway pants 712 00:18:35,488 --> 00:18:37,948 just got stuck. 713 00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:40,909 Hiring him to play his own party 714 00:18:38,073 --> 00:18:40,909 is straight-up brilliant. 715 00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:44,163 Yep, because everything he does 716 00:18:41,034 --> 00:18:44,163 is a prank on himself. 717 00:18:44,288 --> 00:18:47,374 Wow, 718 00:18:44,288 --> 00:18:47,374 you're an evil genius. 719 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,667 Next time 720 00:18:47,500 --> 00:18:48,667 I want to hurt someone, 721 00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:50,336 I'm coming straight to you. 722 00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:53,255 Aw, that's the nicest thing 723 00:18:50,461 --> 00:18:53,255 you've ever said to me. 724 00:18:54,006 --> 00:18:57,301 All right, this next song 725 00:18:54,006 --> 00:18:57,301 is called "Moms in the Shower." 726 00:19:03,807 --> 00:19:07,853 Sarge, I know you have 727 00:19:03,807 --> 00:19:07,853 every right to be stressed out. 728 00:19:07,978 --> 00:19:09,271 A new kid on the way, 729 00:19:09,396 --> 00:19:11,607 Sharon's on bed rest, 730 00:19:09,396 --> 00:19:11,607 global warming... 731 00:19:11,731 --> 00:19:13,984 This preamble 732 00:19:11,731 --> 00:19:13,984 is making me nibby. 733 00:19:14,109 --> 00:19:15,027 Get to the point. 734 00:19:15,152 --> 00:19:16,945 I got the squad to volunteer 735 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:20,491 a little bit of their off time 736 00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:20,491 to help you and your family out. 737 00:19:21,741 --> 00:19:23,452 I'll make dinner once a week, 738 00:19:23,577 --> 00:19:25,454 everyone else volunteered 739 00:19:23,577 --> 00:19:25,454 babysitting time, 740 00:19:25,579 --> 00:19:28,290 and Hitchcock offered massage 741 00:19:25,579 --> 00:19:28,290 sessions for your wife... 742 00:19:28,415 --> 00:19:30,167 - What? 743 00:19:28,415 --> 00:19:30,167 - So I pepper sprayed him. 744 00:19:31,502 --> 00:19:33,879 You're a good man, Charles. 745 00:19:34,004 --> 00:19:35,130 How can I ever thank you? 746 00:19:35,255 --> 00:19:37,174 Start taking care 747 00:19:35,255 --> 00:19:37,174 of yourself again. 748 00:19:37,299 --> 00:19:39,968 I miss those gross, 749 00:19:37,299 --> 00:19:39,968 overly large muscles. 750 00:19:40,093 --> 00:19:41,345 Lay off my body, dude. 751 00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:43,597 I clearly got some stuff 752 00:19:41,470 --> 00:19:43,597 to work through. 753 00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:46,933 Chief Garmin, 754 00:19:44,890 --> 00:19:46,933 thanks for meeting with me. 755 00:19:47,059 --> 00:19:50,103 So I have a guy in custody 756 00:19:47,059 --> 00:19:50,103 on an attempted B and E. 757 00:19:50,229 --> 00:19:51,605 You scheduled a meeting 758 00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:53,566 with the chief of detectives 759 00:19:51,730 --> 00:19:53,566 to tell me that? 760 00:19:53,691 --> 00:19:54,941 I did. 761 00:19:55,067 --> 00:19:57,194 I should probably also mention, 762 00:19:57,319 --> 00:19:58,862 he's the Oolong Slayer, 763 00:19:58,987 --> 00:20:00,489 and 764 00:19:58,987 --> 00:20:00,489 this is every bit of evidence 765 00:20:00,614 --> 00:20:02,366 you'll need 766 00:20:00,614 --> 00:20:02,366 to put him away for good. 767 00:20:02,491 --> 00:20:04,159 - Really? 768 00:20:02,491 --> 00:20:04,159 - Yeah. 769 00:20:08,205 --> 00:20:09,665 - Wow. 770 00:20:08,205 --> 00:20:09,665 - Right? 771 00:20:09,789 --> 00:20:13,001 I spent a decade looking 772 00:20:09,789 --> 00:20:13,001 for this monster, 773 00:20:13,126 --> 00:20:14,545 and you found him 774 00:20:13,126 --> 00:20:14,545 all on your own. 775 00:20:14,670 --> 00:20:16,755 Yeah, pretty easily, actually. 776 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:19,883 I imagine that'll look 777 00:20:18,340 --> 00:20:19,883 pretty bad for you. 778 00:20:20,008 --> 00:20:22,595 - Excuse me? 779 00:20:20,008 --> 00:20:22,595 - Unless, of course, I decided 780 00:20:22,720 --> 00:20:24,137 to withhold that information, 781 00:20:24,263 --> 00:20:26,306 keep it just for myself 782 00:20:24,263 --> 00:20:26,306 as a secret. 783 00:20:27,974 --> 00:20:29,976 Tell everyone it was you 784 00:20:27,974 --> 00:20:29,976 who figured it out. 785 00:20:30,102 --> 00:20:32,271 Why would you do that? 786 00:20:30,102 --> 00:20:32,271 What do you want? 787 00:20:32,396 --> 00:20:33,980 Your own do group? 788 00:20:34,106 --> 00:20:36,858 No, I actually had 789 00:20:34,106 --> 00:20:36,858 something else in mind. 790 00:20:44,032 --> 00:20:45,367 Captain Holt? 791 00:20:45,492 --> 00:20:47,369 This can't be real. 792 00:20:47,494 --> 00:20:49,747 Someone please see him before 793 00:20:47,494 --> 00:20:49,747 I punch myself in the face. 794 00:20:49,871 --> 00:20:52,374 - Hello, squad. 795 00:20:49,871 --> 00:20:52,374 Oh, my God. Captain? 796 00:20:52,499 --> 00:20:53,500 Good news. 797 00:20:53,626 --> 00:20:55,335 The vulture is out, 798 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:57,379 and I'm back. 799 00:20:59,423 --> 00:21:00,840 Glad you're back, captain. 800 00:21:00,966 --> 00:21:02,134 We really missed you. 801 00:21:02,259 --> 00:21:04,094 How'd you get them 802 00:21:02,259 --> 00:21:04,094 to reinstate you? 803 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:06,388 I didn't. I guess 804 00:21:04,219 --> 00:21:06,388 someone just had my back. 805 00:21:08,474 --> 00:21:09,767 Wait, where's Gina? 806 00:21:09,891 --> 00:21:11,977 She wanted to make 807 00:21:09,891 --> 00:21:11,977 a proper entrance. 808 00:21:14,354 --> 00:21:16,064 Or was I never really gone? 809 00:21:17,775 --> 00:21:19,359 - Not a doctor. 810 00:21:17,775 --> 00:21:19,359 - Shh.