1 00:00:04,594 --> 00:00:06,720 Falcon One, 2 00:00:04,594 --> 00:00:06,720 do we have a go? 3 00:00:06,761 --> 00:00:08,386 The light is green, 4 00:00:06,761 --> 00:00:08,386 Tiger One. 5 00:00:08,427 --> 00:00:09,803 What are you gonna say when 6 00:00:08,427 --> 00:00:09,803 you crash through the window? 7 00:00:09,845 --> 00:00:12,054 Hey, there, 8 00:00:09,845 --> 00:00:12,054 sorry for dropping in. 9 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:14,386 Goose bumps, Jake. 10 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:14,386 Goose bumps. 11 00:00:14,427 --> 00:00:15,720 - Is the equipment secure? 12 00:00:14,427 --> 00:00:15,720 - Check. 13 00:00:15,761 --> 00:00:16,720 - Weapon loaded? 14 00:00:15,761 --> 00:00:16,720 - Check. 15 00:00:16,761 --> 00:00:17,803 Did you have breakfast? 16 00:00:17,845 --> 00:00:19,012 What? 17 00:00:17,845 --> 00:00:19,012 That's not on the checklist. 18 00:00:19,054 --> 00:00:20,636 I added it 19 00:00:19,054 --> 00:00:20,636 because I care about you. 20 00:00:20,678 --> 00:00:22,678 - No, I did not have breakfast. 21 00:00:20,678 --> 00:00:22,678 - Unacceptable. 22 00:00:22,720 --> 00:00:23,970 Look in your pocket. 23 00:00:24,012 --> 00:00:25,678 Hey, there's little 24 00:00:24,012 --> 00:00:25,678 chocolate chips in this. 25 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:26,928 Yeah, I'm not an idiot. 26 00:00:25,720 --> 00:00:26,928 I know how 27 00:00:26,970 --> 00:00:28,887 to trick my best friend 28 00:00:26,970 --> 00:00:28,887 into eating his fiber. 29 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:31,928 All right, bar digested. 30 00:00:28,928 --> 00:00:31,928 Mission go. 31 00:00:35,678 --> 00:00:36,928 - NYPD! 32 00:00:35,678 --> 00:00:36,928 - Stay where you are! 33 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:38,302 Hands in the air 34 00:00:36,970 --> 00:00:38,302 where I can see 'em! 35 00:00:38,344 --> 00:00:41,344 Hey, there, 36 00:00:38,344 --> 00:00:41,344 sorry for dropping in. 37 00:00:41,386 --> 00:00:43,260 Was it cool? 38 00:00:41,386 --> 00:00:43,260 It felt really cool. 39 00:00:43,302 --> 00:00:44,427 Yeah. 40 00:00:43,302 --> 00:00:44,427 Yeah, it was pretty cool. 41 00:00:44,469 --> 00:00:45,761 Pretty cool? 42 00:00:44,469 --> 00:00:45,761 What went wrong? 43 00:00:45,803 --> 00:00:48,386 - Nothing. 44 00:00:45,803 --> 00:00:48,386 - You have fudge on cheek. 45 00:00:48,427 --> 00:00:50,970 Oh, from the breakfast bar, 46 00:00:48,427 --> 00:00:50,970 Boyle! 47 00:01:11,678 --> 00:01:13,845 So I smash through the window, 48 00:01:11,678 --> 00:01:13,845 feet first. 49 00:01:13,887 --> 00:01:16,803 There's glass everywhere, 50 00:01:13,887 --> 00:01:16,803 and I say, 51 00:01:16,845 --> 00:01:19,012 "Hey, there, 52 00:01:16,845 --> 00:01:19,012 sorry for dropping in." 53 00:01:19,054 --> 00:01:20,344 - Ho! 54 00:01:19,054 --> 00:01:20,344 - Whoa. 55 00:01:20,386 --> 00:01:22,095 And the best part is, 56 00:01:20,386 --> 00:01:22,095 there was nothing on my cheek. 57 00:01:22,137 --> 00:01:23,260 That's a weird detail 58 00:01:22,137 --> 00:01:23,260 to throw in there. 59 00:01:23,302 --> 00:01:24,887 You're a weird detail 60 00:01:23,302 --> 00:01:24,887 to throw in there. 61 00:01:24,928 --> 00:01:26,260 - Hmm? What? 62 00:01:24,928 --> 00:01:26,260 - Wait a second, Peralta. 63 00:01:26,302 --> 00:01:28,178 You busted through a window 64 00:01:26,302 --> 00:01:28,178 for no reason? 65 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:30,761 Basic police tactic, Sarge. 66 00:01:28,218 --> 00:01:30,761 Cover every exit. 67 00:01:30,803 --> 00:01:32,761 It was a sealed window 68 00:01:30,803 --> 00:01:32,761 on the fifth floor. 69 00:01:32,803 --> 00:01:34,720 You could have just 70 00:01:32,803 --> 00:01:34,720 gone in the door with Charles. 71 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,761 Yeah, but then what would 72 00:01:34,761 --> 00:01:36,761 my catchphrase have been? 73 00:01:36,803 --> 00:01:38,136 "Knock, knock, who's there? 74 00:01:36,803 --> 00:01:38,136 Justice"? 75 00:01:38,178 --> 00:01:39,302 Ooh, that's actually amazing. 76 00:01:39,344 --> 00:01:40,761 - Charles, write that down. 77 00:01:39,344 --> 00:01:40,761 - Already did. 78 00:01:40,803 --> 00:01:42,260 Sarge, 79 00:01:40,803 --> 00:01:42,260 what's the big deal? 80 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:44,260 We stopped two kilos of heroin 81 00:01:42,302 --> 00:01:44,260 from hitting the streets. 82 00:01:44,302 --> 00:01:45,594 Who cares about 83 00:01:44,302 --> 00:01:45,594 one broken window? 84 00:01:45,636 --> 00:01:47,012 I do! 85 00:01:47,054 --> 00:01:49,012 I'm the one who has to spend 86 00:01:47,054 --> 00:01:49,012 all weekend doing paperwork 87 00:01:49,054 --> 00:01:50,178 because of your dumb stunt. 88 00:01:50,219 --> 00:01:52,636 But... 89 00:01:50,219 --> 00:01:52,636 Terry loves paperwork? 90 00:01:52,678 --> 00:01:55,136 - No, Jake, I do not. 91 00:01:52,678 --> 00:01:55,136 - Oh. 92 00:01:55,178 --> 00:01:59,054 Look, man, I've got two kids, 93 00:01:55,178 --> 00:01:59,054 a job, and a very pregnant wife. 94 00:01:59,095 --> 00:02:01,803 I get one hour a week 95 00:01:59,095 --> 00:02:01,803 to myself on Sundays. 96 00:02:01,845 --> 00:02:03,012 You know what I do 97 00:02:01,845 --> 00:02:03,012 with that time? 98 00:02:03,054 --> 00:02:06,054 I run a hot bubble bath, 99 00:02:03,054 --> 00:02:06,054 wheel in a TV, 100 00:02:06,094 --> 00:02:07,511 and watch sports bloopers. 101 00:02:07,553 --> 00:02:08,887 Sports bloopers? 102 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:10,054 They're hilarious 103 00:02:08,928 --> 00:02:10,054 and relaxing, 104 00:02:10,094 --> 00:02:11,845 and they humanize my heroes. 105 00:02:11,887 --> 00:02:13,803 Okay, well, I went 106 00:02:11,887 --> 00:02:13,803 through a window. 107 00:02:13,845 --> 00:02:14,928 That's a blooper of sorts, 108 00:02:13,845 --> 00:02:14,928 right? 109 00:02:14,970 --> 00:02:16,178 No! 110 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,012 It's not a blooper 111 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:18,012 if you meant to do it! 112 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:20,469 Thanks for ruining 113 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:20,469 my weekend. 114 00:02:20,511 --> 00:02:22,094 This is a debacle. 115 00:02:22,136 --> 00:02:24,260 Oh, man. 116 00:02:22,136 --> 00:02:24,260 Sarge is pissed. 117 00:02:24,302 --> 00:02:26,302 What are we gonna do, 118 00:02:24,302 --> 00:02:26,302 Jake? 119 00:02:26,344 --> 00:02:27,928 Don't worry. 120 00:02:26,344 --> 00:02:27,928 It's gonna be fine. 121 00:02:27,970 --> 00:02:30,219 We just have 122 00:02:27,970 --> 00:02:30,219 to turn this debacle 123 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:31,845 into a straight-up "bacle." 124 00:02:33,178 --> 00:02:34,260 Guess I should be 125 00:02:33,178 --> 00:02:34,260 getting back. 126 00:02:34,302 --> 00:02:36,260 Uncle Ray, thank you 127 00:02:34,302 --> 00:02:36,260 for loaning me 128 00:02:36,302 --> 00:02:37,386 you best detective 129 00:02:36,302 --> 00:02:37,386 for lunch. 130 00:02:37,427 --> 00:02:38,553 My pleasure. 131 00:02:38,594 --> 00:02:40,678 Of course, she is entitled 132 00:02:38,594 --> 00:02:40,678 to 45 minutes 133 00:02:40,720 --> 00:02:43,260 as per her union contract. 134 00:02:43,302 --> 00:02:45,594 Okay, well, 135 00:02:43,302 --> 00:02:45,594 great to see you. 136 00:02:45,636 --> 00:02:46,636 Bye, babe. 137 00:02:48,720 --> 00:02:50,218 A minute, Detective Diaz. 138 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:53,845 What's going on 139 00:02:52,302 --> 00:02:53,845 with you and Marcus? 140 00:02:53,887 --> 00:02:55,218 What are you talking about? 141 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:57,260 Your shoulders tightened 142 00:02:55,260 --> 00:02:57,260 when he said "baby." 143 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,928 Your nostrils flared 144 00:02:57,302 --> 00:02:58,928 when I asked 145 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,260 what was going on 146 00:02:58,970 --> 00:03:00,260 with the two of you. 147 00:03:00,302 --> 00:03:01,761 And you have saag paneer 148 00:03:00,302 --> 00:03:01,761 on your sleeve, 149 00:03:01,803 --> 00:03:04,218 which, given your aversion 150 00:03:01,803 --> 00:03:04,218 to Indian cuisine, 151 00:03:04,260 --> 00:03:06,260 suggests you let him 152 00:03:04,260 --> 00:03:06,260 choose the restaurant. 153 00:03:06,302 --> 00:03:07,636 Why would you do that? 154 00:03:07,678 --> 00:03:09,761 - Kindness. 155 00:03:07,678 --> 00:03:09,761 - Pity. 156 00:03:09,803 --> 00:03:10,928 You're about 157 00:03:09,803 --> 00:03:10,928 to break up with him. 158 00:03:10,970 --> 00:03:13,928 - Damn, you are good. 159 00:03:10,970 --> 00:03:13,928 - Mm-hmm. 160 00:03:13,970 --> 00:03:15,845 Things aren't working out. 161 00:03:15,887 --> 00:03:17,053 I don't want to talk about it. 162 00:03:17,094 --> 00:03:18,678 I regret the words 163 00:03:17,094 --> 00:03:18,678 we've already spoken. 164 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,260 Listen, I know I probably 165 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,260 shouldn't get involved, 166 00:03:21,302 --> 00:03:23,218 but Marcus is my nephew, 167 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:26,260 and I hope you'll 168 00:03:23,260 --> 00:03:26,260 let him down gently. 169 00:03:26,302 --> 00:03:27,427 Don't worry. 170 00:03:27,469 --> 00:03:29,260 I don't want things 171 00:03:27,469 --> 00:03:29,260 to be awkward. 172 00:03:29,302 --> 00:03:30,845 I'm gonna send him a text 173 00:03:29,302 --> 00:03:30,845 while he's sleeping 174 00:03:30,887 --> 00:03:31,928 that says, "We're done." 175 00:03:31,970 --> 00:03:33,887 Clear. Accurate. 176 00:03:33,928 --> 00:03:36,427 But do you feel 177 00:03:33,928 --> 00:03:36,427 like it's enough? 178 00:03:36,469 --> 00:03:38,260 "We're done." 179 00:03:38,302 --> 00:03:39,136 "Good-bye." 180 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:41,678 Yes. 181 00:03:39,178 --> 00:03:41,678 That should do it. 182 00:03:41,720 --> 00:03:43,053 What's going on, Peralta? 183 00:03:43,094 --> 00:03:44,136 Charles says 184 00:03:43,094 --> 00:03:44,136 you're going to make me 185 00:03:44,178 --> 00:03:45,469 happier than I was 186 00:03:44,178 --> 00:03:45,469 on my wedding night. 187 00:03:45,511 --> 00:03:47,219 Well, that's not how 188 00:03:45,511 --> 00:03:47,219 I would have put it, 189 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:49,260 but I know you were mad at me 190 00:03:47,260 --> 00:03:49,260 for ruining blooper time, 191 00:03:49,302 --> 00:03:51,260 so I did all your paperwork. 192 00:03:51,302 --> 00:03:52,594 That's not helpful. 193 00:03:52,636 --> 00:03:54,178 You always make 194 00:03:52,636 --> 00:03:54,178 a thousand mistakes. 195 00:03:54,219 --> 00:03:55,803 Mm-hmm, that's what 196 00:03:54,219 --> 00:03:55,803 Amy said as well 197 00:03:55,845 --> 00:03:57,178 right before she 198 00:03:55,845 --> 00:03:57,178 took over for me, 199 00:03:57,219 --> 00:03:58,136 so it's perfect. 200 00:03:58,178 --> 00:04:00,260 Okay. 201 00:03:58,178 --> 00:04:00,260 Hey, thanks, man. 202 00:04:00,302 --> 00:04:01,260 I appreciate it. 203 00:04:01,302 --> 00:04:03,720 And I spoke with Sharon. 204 00:04:03,761 --> 00:04:04,887 I spoke with Captain Holt. 205 00:04:04,928 --> 00:04:06,219 And we all agree that 206 00:04:04,928 --> 00:04:06,219 you deserve a break. 207 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:09,094 So this weekend, 208 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:09,094 Charles and I 209 00:04:09,136 --> 00:04:10,803 are taking you 210 00:04:09,136 --> 00:04:10,803 to the great outdoors 211 00:04:10,845 --> 00:04:13,094 to Detective Lohank's cabin. 212 00:04:13,136 --> 00:04:15,053 Boom. 213 00:04:13,136 --> 00:04:15,053 Suck it, wedding night. 214 00:04:15,094 --> 00:04:17,553 Lohank? 215 00:04:15,094 --> 00:04:17,553 That sad sack? 216 00:04:17,594 --> 00:04:18,887 All he does is talk 217 00:04:17,594 --> 00:04:18,887 about his wife 218 00:04:18,928 --> 00:04:19,928 sleeping with other men. 219 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:21,678 No, he also has 220 00:04:19,969 --> 00:04:21,678 some great stories 221 00:04:21,720 --> 00:04:23,094 about his prostate cancer. 222 00:04:23,136 --> 00:04:24,553 Besides, he's not 223 00:04:23,136 --> 00:04:24,553 sticking around. 224 00:04:24,594 --> 00:04:25,720 It's just the three of us. 225 00:04:25,761 --> 00:04:27,178 Those woods 226 00:04:25,761 --> 00:04:27,178 are full of ticks. 227 00:04:27,219 --> 00:04:28,219 It's Lyme disease central. 228 00:04:28,260 --> 00:04:29,260 So we'll get 229 00:04:28,260 --> 00:04:29,260 some bug spray. 230 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:31,761 Plus that cabin's 231 00:04:29,302 --> 00:04:31,761 probably covered in black mold. 232 00:04:31,803 --> 00:04:34,178 - Racist. 233 00:04:31,803 --> 00:04:34,178 - You know what? 234 00:04:34,219 --> 00:04:37,136 I am gonna stay home 235 00:04:34,219 --> 00:04:37,136 and have a blooper bath. 236 00:04:37,178 --> 00:04:38,969 Oh, come on, Sarge. 237 00:04:39,011 --> 00:04:40,011 It's gonna be fun. 238 00:04:40,053 --> 00:04:41,260 You remember fun, right? 239 00:04:41,302 --> 00:04:42,260 What's that 240 00:04:41,302 --> 00:04:42,260 supposed to mean? 241 00:04:42,302 --> 00:04:43,594 Nothing. 242 00:04:42,302 --> 00:04:43,594 It's just... 243 00:04:43,636 --> 00:04:45,094 I planned this awesome 244 00:04:43,636 --> 00:04:45,094 guys' weekend for us, 245 00:04:45,136 --> 00:04:47,094 and all you can think about 246 00:04:45,136 --> 00:04:47,094 is Lyme disease. 247 00:04:47,136 --> 00:04:48,260 Untrue. 248 00:04:48,302 --> 00:04:49,928 I'm thinking about 249 00:04:48,302 --> 00:04:49,928 all tick-borne diseases... 250 00:04:49,969 --> 00:04:55,553 anaplasmosis, tularemia, 251 00:04:49,969 --> 00:04:55,553 Rocky Mountain spotted fever. 252 00:04:55,594 --> 00:04:57,594 You know, maybe I could 253 00:04:55,594 --> 00:04:57,594 just chill out a little. 254 00:04:57,636 --> 00:04:59,678 Yes. 255 00:04:57,636 --> 00:04:59,678 You're stressed. 256 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,260 A little fun would 257 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,260 do you good, I promise. 258 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,511 You know what? 259 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:05,511 You're right. 260 00:05:05,553 --> 00:05:06,803 You all better get ready 261 00:05:05,553 --> 00:05:06,803 for fun Terry. 262 00:05:06,845 --> 00:05:08,845 Ooh, fun Terry. 263 00:05:06,845 --> 00:05:08,845 He sounds fun. 264 00:05:08,887 --> 00:05:10,803 Oh, he's crazy. 265 00:05:10,845 --> 00:05:12,136 Thanks for planning this, Jake. 266 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:14,720 No, thank you 267 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:14,720 for being amazing... 268 00:05:14,761 --> 00:05:16,053 and also for driving us 269 00:05:14,761 --> 00:05:16,053 up to the cabin. 270 00:05:16,094 --> 00:05:18,094 My car's in the shop, 271 00:05:16,094 --> 00:05:18,094 and riding in Charles's 272 00:05:18,136 --> 00:05:19,803 is like sitting inside 273 00:05:18,136 --> 00:05:19,803 of a dog's behonkus. 274 00:05:19,845 --> 00:05:21,094 Fun Terry. 275 00:05:19,845 --> 00:05:21,094 Can't wait. 276 00:05:21,136 --> 00:05:23,469 Hey, Gina. 277 00:05:21,136 --> 00:05:23,469 Would you do me a favor? 278 00:05:23,511 --> 00:05:25,469 Yes, thank you 279 00:05:23,511 --> 00:05:25,469 for asking. 280 00:05:25,511 --> 00:05:28,260 I did not feel like 281 00:05:25,511 --> 00:05:28,260 doing this work right now. 282 00:05:28,302 --> 00:05:30,260 Oh, those look like 283 00:05:28,302 --> 00:05:30,260 important papers. 284 00:05:30,302 --> 00:05:32,344 What's up? 285 00:05:30,302 --> 00:05:32,344 How can I help? 286 00:05:32,386 --> 00:05:35,053 Well, when I was a kid, 287 00:05:35,094 --> 00:05:36,969 I invented a magnetic 288 00:05:35,094 --> 00:05:36,969 flashlight clip 289 00:05:37,011 --> 00:05:38,969 so I could read 290 00:05:37,011 --> 00:05:38,969 under the covers. 291 00:05:40,969 --> 00:05:43,927 This clip and I went 292 00:05:40,969 --> 00:05:43,927 all around the world together... 293 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:48,260 the Shire, Sweet Valley High, 294 00:05:43,969 --> 00:05:48,260 Terabithia. 295 00:05:48,302 --> 00:05:50,260 But never 296 00:05:48,302 --> 00:05:50,260 to a friend's house, huh? 297 00:05:50,302 --> 00:05:51,886 Uncalled for. 298 00:05:51,927 --> 00:05:54,427 Anyway, I realized that this 299 00:05:51,927 --> 00:05:54,427 could be really helpful 300 00:05:54,469 --> 00:05:55,927 for police work, 301 00:05:54,469 --> 00:05:55,927 so I made an appointment 302 00:05:55,969 --> 00:05:57,927 with the head 303 00:05:55,969 --> 00:05:57,927 of NYPD purchasing. 304 00:05:57,969 --> 00:05:59,886 I have to sell him on it, 305 00:05:57,969 --> 00:05:59,886 but I'm afraid 306 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:03,053 I might come across 307 00:05:59,927 --> 00:06:03,053 a little boring. 308 00:06:03,094 --> 00:06:05,886 Amy, are you asking me 309 00:06:05,927 --> 00:06:06,886 to She's All That you? 310 00:06:06,927 --> 00:06:08,678 I didn't read that. 311 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,260 But if it's about 312 00:06:08,720 --> 00:06:11,260 helping out a friend, then yes. 313 00:06:11,302 --> 00:06:14,260 Please She's All That me. 314 00:06:14,302 --> 00:06:15,260 Okay. 315 00:06:15,302 --> 00:06:17,594 But if we're gonna do this, 316 00:06:17,636 --> 00:06:19,844 we're gonna do it my way, 317 00:06:17,636 --> 00:06:19,844 all right? 318 00:06:19,886 --> 00:06:22,553 First I'm going to need 319 00:06:19,886 --> 00:06:22,553 to break you down to nothing 320 00:06:22,594 --> 00:06:24,678 and then build you back up 321 00:06:22,594 --> 00:06:24,678 piece by piece. 322 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,011 Well, the meeting's 323 00:06:24,720 --> 00:06:26,011 tomorrow. 324 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,636 Well, we'll just 325 00:06:26,053 --> 00:06:27,636 break you down to nothing 326 00:06:27,678 --> 00:06:28,844 and see what time it is. 327 00:06:28,886 --> 00:06:32,427 Mmm! 328 00:06:28,886 --> 00:06:32,427 What is that smell? 329 00:06:32,469 --> 00:06:34,927 That is the absence of urine. 330 00:06:34,969 --> 00:06:36,678 You got to leave Brooklyn 331 00:06:34,969 --> 00:06:36,678 to get that. 332 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,636 No urine... 333 00:06:36,720 --> 00:06:38,636 I could get used to this. 334 00:06:38,678 --> 00:06:39,844 Oh, yes. 335 00:06:39,886 --> 00:06:41,386 And that's just the beginning, 336 00:06:39,886 --> 00:06:41,386 my friend. 337 00:06:41,427 --> 00:06:43,011 Just wait till 338 00:06:41,427 --> 00:06:43,011 you're sitting fireside, 339 00:06:43,053 --> 00:06:44,927 sipping on a premium 340 00:06:43,053 --> 00:06:44,927 Chinese Scotch, 341 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:47,260 and smoking a sweet 342 00:06:44,969 --> 00:06:47,260 Rwandan cigar. 343 00:06:47,302 --> 00:06:48,761 Okay. 344 00:06:47,302 --> 00:06:48,761 Okay. 345 00:06:48,803 --> 00:06:51,260 I probably could have done 346 00:06:48,803 --> 00:06:51,260 without the countries of origin, 347 00:06:51,302 --> 00:06:52,636 but that sounds great. 348 00:06:52,678 --> 00:06:53,803 - Yeah. 349 00:06:52,678 --> 00:06:53,803 - What else do you have planned? 350 00:06:53,844 --> 00:06:56,386 Oh, so much. 351 00:06:53,844 --> 00:06:56,386 I'm talking fishing. 352 00:06:56,427 --> 00:06:58,260 I'm talking poker. 353 00:06:56,427 --> 00:06:58,260 I'm talking Frisbee. 354 00:06:58,302 --> 00:06:59,636 Boyle, what else 355 00:06:58,302 --> 00:06:59,636 am I talking? 356 00:06:59,678 --> 00:07:01,927 Wildflower picking so we can 357 00:06:59,678 --> 00:07:01,927 make our own cologne. 358 00:07:01,969 --> 00:07:03,761 Nope, I was talking 359 00:07:01,969 --> 00:07:03,761 bonfires and s'mores, 360 00:07:03,802 --> 00:07:05,594 but that's my fault 361 00:07:03,802 --> 00:07:05,594 for throwing to you. 362 00:07:05,636 --> 00:07:06,844 This is going to be 363 00:07:05,636 --> 00:07:06,844 fun as hell. 364 00:07:06,886 --> 00:07:09,927 This is going to be 365 00:07:06,886 --> 00:07:09,927 the best weekend ever! 366 00:07:09,969 --> 00:07:11,886 Welcome to Stink Puddle Manor. 367 00:07:11,927 --> 00:07:13,511 Stink Puddle? 368 00:07:13,553 --> 00:07:15,219 Manor. 369 00:07:17,094 --> 00:07:18,302 Just out of curiosity, 370 00:07:17,094 --> 00:07:18,302 why would you 371 00:07:18,344 --> 00:07:19,678 name your house 372 00:07:18,344 --> 00:07:19,678 Stink Puddle? 373 00:07:19,720 --> 00:07:20,678 Oh, I didn't. 374 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,136 The home inspector 375 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:22,136 came up with it. 376 00:07:22,178 --> 00:07:24,553 I can't smell anything 377 00:07:22,178 --> 00:07:24,553 since the radiation therapy. 378 00:07:24,594 --> 00:07:26,678 Another great story, eh? 379 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,927 So there's no power, 380 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:29,927 no heat. 381 00:07:29,969 --> 00:07:30,927 Is there running water? 382 00:07:30,969 --> 00:07:32,427 Of course there's 383 00:07:30,969 --> 00:07:32,427 running water. 384 00:07:32,469 --> 00:07:33,553 Oh, but I wouldn't use it. 385 00:07:33,594 --> 00:07:34,927 It's very contaminated. 386 00:07:34,969 --> 00:07:36,386 We had three dogs 387 00:07:34,969 --> 00:07:36,386 die in the well. 388 00:07:36,427 --> 00:07:37,386 Three? 389 00:07:37,427 --> 00:07:38,594 If they weren't 390 00:07:37,427 --> 00:07:38,594 all tied together, 391 00:07:38,636 --> 00:07:40,260 we might have just 392 00:07:38,636 --> 00:07:40,260 lost the one. 393 00:07:40,302 --> 00:07:42,260 Sad thing is, they were 394 00:07:40,302 --> 00:07:42,260 therapy dogs for my son. 395 00:07:42,302 --> 00:07:43,553 Oh. 396 00:07:43,594 --> 00:07:45,511 He had real abandonment issues 397 00:07:43,594 --> 00:07:45,511 after my wife left. 398 00:07:45,553 --> 00:07:47,136 It was kind of like 399 00:07:45,553 --> 00:07:47,136 an emotional scar 400 00:07:47,178 --> 00:07:48,386 on an emotional scar. 401 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,260 But the woods are 402 00:07:48,427 --> 00:07:50,260 super nice, right? 403 00:07:50,302 --> 00:07:51,594 Oh, yeah, yeah. 404 00:07:50,302 --> 00:07:51,594 Gorgeous. 405 00:07:51,636 --> 00:07:53,260 Except during sinkhole season. 406 00:07:53,302 --> 00:07:54,469 When's sinkhole season? 407 00:07:54,511 --> 00:07:56,053 It's been going on for, 408 00:07:54,511 --> 00:07:56,053 like, 20 years now. 409 00:07:56,094 --> 00:07:57,678 It's kind of like 410 00:07:56,094 --> 00:07:57,678 a Game of Thrones winter. 411 00:07:57,720 --> 00:07:58,720 Right. Yeah. 412 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,344 Anyway, I'll leave 413 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:00,344 you guys to it. 414 00:08:00,386 --> 00:08:01,511 Have fun. 415 00:08:01,553 --> 00:08:03,511 Don't do anything 416 00:08:01,553 --> 00:08:03,511 I wouldn't do. 417 00:08:03,553 --> 00:08:04,511 For instance, 418 00:08:04,553 --> 00:08:06,594 drink the water 419 00:08:04,553 --> 00:08:06,594 or let your wife 420 00:08:06,636 --> 00:08:07,886 go on work trips. 421 00:08:07,927 --> 00:08:09,260 Duly noted. 422 00:08:09,302 --> 00:08:10,678 You wanted to see me? 423 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,260 I told Kevin about 424 00:08:10,720 --> 00:08:12,260 how I approved 425 00:08:12,302 --> 00:08:13,678 of your strategy 426 00:08:12,302 --> 00:08:13,678 for breaking up with Marcus, 427 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,969 and he said that we were 428 00:08:13,720 --> 00:08:16,969 "sociopaths." 429 00:08:17,011 --> 00:08:17,969 So you're gonna leave him? 430 00:08:18,011 --> 00:08:20,011 No, I think he may 431 00:08:18,011 --> 00:08:20,011 have a point. 432 00:08:20,053 --> 00:08:23,344 You might need to do more 433 00:08:20,053 --> 00:08:23,344 than simply text. 434 00:08:23,386 --> 00:08:25,260 A long, drawn-out breakup 435 00:08:23,386 --> 00:08:25,260 is just gonna end 436 00:08:25,302 --> 00:08:27,386 in a big scene 437 00:08:25,302 --> 00:08:27,386 and Marcus crying. 438 00:08:27,427 --> 00:08:30,927 He has so many emotions. 439 00:08:33,427 --> 00:08:37,260 It's just so beautiful 440 00:08:33,427 --> 00:08:37,260 how much they love each other. 441 00:08:37,302 --> 00:08:39,260 It's a commercial 442 00:08:39,302 --> 00:08:40,469 for a refrigerator. 443 00:08:40,511 --> 00:08:42,302 Yes, it is daunting. 444 00:08:42,344 --> 00:08:44,969 But I did some research 445 00:08:42,344 --> 00:08:44,969 on amicable breakups. 446 00:08:45,011 --> 00:08:49,302 I visited 447 00:08:45,011 --> 00:08:49,302 www.ladiesgoodhealthmag.com/ 448 00:08:49,344 --> 00:08:55,344 sex-relationships/867599904 449 00:08:55,386 --> 00:08:59,553 /9432&20. html. 450 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,011 - Do you know that site? 451 00:09:00,760 --> 00:09:02,011 - No. 452 00:09:02,053 --> 00:09:04,386 Well, apparently, 453 00:09:02,053 --> 00:09:04,386 it's less painful 454 00:09:04,427 --> 00:09:08,927 if you acknowledge 455 00:09:04,427 --> 00:09:08,927 the dumpee's feelings. 456 00:09:08,969 --> 00:09:10,260 - Ew. 457 00:09:08,969 --> 00:09:10,260 - But don't worry. 458 00:09:10,302 --> 00:09:11,927 We'll practice. 459 00:09:10,302 --> 00:09:11,927 Hmm? 460 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:14,302 I'll be Marcus. 461 00:09:11,969 --> 00:09:14,302 Go. 462 00:09:15,844 --> 00:09:18,469 Marcus, I think 463 00:09:15,844 --> 00:09:18,469 we should break up. 464 00:09:18,511 --> 00:09:20,260 That makes me feel sad. 465 00:09:20,302 --> 00:09:21,260 I am sad. 466 00:09:21,302 --> 00:09:22,427 Your sadness is noted. 467 00:09:22,469 --> 00:09:24,302 I feel acknowledged. 468 00:09:24,344 --> 00:09:25,802 Thank you for breaking 469 00:09:24,344 --> 00:09:25,802 up with me. 470 00:09:25,844 --> 00:09:28,969 It will take me eight minutes 471 00:09:25,844 --> 00:09:28,969 to collect my things. 472 00:09:29,011 --> 00:09:30,260 I think that went very well. 473 00:09:30,302 --> 00:09:31,094 Hmm. 474 00:09:31,302 --> 00:09:32,553 Okay, creek. 475 00:09:32,594 --> 00:09:36,386 I'd like three fresh trout 476 00:09:32,594 --> 00:09:36,386 to go, please. 477 00:09:38,594 --> 00:09:40,260 It just went straight up. 478 00:09:40,302 --> 00:09:42,260 Now it's coming down. 479 00:09:40,302 --> 00:09:42,260 Oh, boy! 480 00:09:42,302 --> 00:09:44,344 Watch and learn, losers. 481 00:09:44,386 --> 00:09:46,511 Yah! 482 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,302 - I didn't see where it went. 483 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,302 - Back of my neck. 484 00:09:48,344 --> 00:09:50,511 It's in the back of my neck. 485 00:09:50,553 --> 00:09:53,844 Okay, I've learned 486 00:09:50,553 --> 00:09:53,844 from your mistakes. 487 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:59,260 Not too hard, 488 00:09:53,886 --> 00:09:59,260 late release, and... 489 00:10:00,553 --> 00:10:02,469 That was fun. 490 00:10:00,553 --> 00:10:02,469 Fishing was fun. 491 00:10:02,511 --> 00:10:03,760 - Yeah. 492 00:10:02,511 --> 00:10:03,760 - Back to the cabin? 493 00:10:03,802 --> 00:10:04,719 - Yeah. 494 00:10:03,802 --> 00:10:04,719 - Yeah. 495 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,760 Before we get 496 00:10:04,760 --> 00:10:06,760 into your pitch, 497 00:10:06,802 --> 00:10:08,260 what are you 498 00:10:06,802 --> 00:10:08,260 calling the product? 499 00:10:08,302 --> 00:10:12,260 The Handless Lighting System, 500 00:10:08,302 --> 00:10:12,260 or HLS. 501 00:10:12,302 --> 00:10:14,260 Sounds like 502 00:10:12,302 --> 00:10:14,260 a genetic disorder. 503 00:10:14,302 --> 00:10:16,844 How's about 504 00:10:14,302 --> 00:10:16,844 Shoulder Nova? 505 00:10:16,886 --> 00:10:18,427 I love it. 506 00:10:16,886 --> 00:10:18,427 Amazing. 507 00:10:18,469 --> 00:10:19,427 It's perfect. 508 00:10:19,469 --> 00:10:21,260 Now let's talk presentation. 509 00:10:21,302 --> 00:10:22,844 What's your opener? 510 00:10:22,886 --> 00:10:25,260 Hi, I'm Amy Santiago, 511 00:10:25,302 --> 00:10:27,886 and my product will make 512 00:10:25,302 --> 00:10:27,886 a real difference. 513 00:10:27,927 --> 00:10:30,427 It is the Shoulder Nova. 514 00:10:30,469 --> 00:10:34,344 My only note is, make it 515 00:10:30,469 --> 00:10:34,344 1000% more captivating. 516 00:10:34,386 --> 00:10:35,927 Very good note. 517 00:10:34,386 --> 00:10:35,927 Yeah. 518 00:10:35,969 --> 00:10:36,969 Okay. 519 00:10:37,469 --> 00:10:39,802 I got it. 520 00:10:39,844 --> 00:10:42,260 Mm... 521 00:10:42,302 --> 00:10:43,260 Ding. 522 00:10:44,302 --> 00:10:48,844 Oh, hello. 523 00:10:44,302 --> 00:10:48,844 I'm Amy Santiago. 524 00:10:48,886 --> 00:10:51,260 Was that captivating enough? 525 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:54,553 Weirdly, it might have been 526 00:10:51,302 --> 00:10:54,553 a scooch too captivating. 527 00:10:54,593 --> 00:10:56,260 Here's what I'm thinking. 528 00:10:56,302 --> 00:10:58,593 Mm-kay? 529 00:10:56,302 --> 00:10:58,593 You can take a seat. 530 00:10:58,635 --> 00:10:59,635 Okay. 531 00:11:00,635 --> 00:11:05,053 Until this moment, 532 00:11:00,635 --> 00:11:05,053 there was only darkness. 533 00:11:05,094 --> 00:11:08,844 But now there is... 534 00:11:08,886 --> 00:11:09,719 light. 535 00:11:10,760 --> 00:11:12,719 I am Vanessa Santiago, 536 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:16,260 and I'm about 537 00:11:12,760 --> 00:11:16,260 to blow your minds. 538 00:11:16,302 --> 00:11:18,260 You want me to change 539 00:11:16,302 --> 00:11:18,260 my name to Vanessa? 540 00:11:18,302 --> 00:11:19,218 Desperately. 541 00:11:19,719 --> 00:11:22,260 I got to say, 542 00:11:19,719 --> 00:11:22,260 the Chinese 543 00:11:22,302 --> 00:11:24,260 know how to make 544 00:11:22,302 --> 00:11:24,260 a terrible scotch. 545 00:11:24,302 --> 00:11:25,386 They certainly do. 546 00:11:25,427 --> 00:11:27,260 Ugh, it's bad. 547 00:11:25,427 --> 00:11:27,260 Gets you drunk, though. 548 00:11:27,302 --> 00:11:28,760 Well, I found 549 00:11:27,302 --> 00:11:28,760 all the worms. 550 00:11:28,802 --> 00:11:30,719 They're eating a fox corpse 551 00:11:28,802 --> 00:11:30,719 in the outhouse. 552 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,302 Speaking of which, 553 00:11:30,760 --> 00:11:33,302 I'm getting hungry. 554 00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,260 - What's for dinner? 555 00:11:33,344 --> 00:11:35,260 - Dinner? 556 00:11:35,302 --> 00:11:37,802 Yes, of course. Dinner. 557 00:11:37,844 --> 00:11:39,344 Did you not pack any food? 558 00:11:39,386 --> 00:11:40,511 There's fresh fox. 559 00:11:40,552 --> 00:11:41,802 Oh, it is not fresh. 560 00:11:41,844 --> 00:11:43,260 Are you serious? 561 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,677 We stopped three times 562 00:11:43,302 --> 00:11:44,677 on the way up here 563 00:11:44,719 --> 00:11:47,719 to buy fireworks, and you 564 00:11:44,719 --> 00:11:47,719 never thought to get groceries? 565 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,260 What was in those coolers? 566 00:11:49,302 --> 00:11:50,635 The fireworks. 567 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:53,260 Look, I thought we would be 568 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:53,260 incredible at fishing. 569 00:11:53,302 --> 00:11:54,510 Excuse me for 570 00:11:53,302 --> 00:11:54,510 believing in us. 571 00:11:54,552 --> 00:11:56,760 It'll be okay, guys. 572 00:11:54,552 --> 00:11:56,760 No need to worry. 573 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,635 I just took a foraging class, 574 00:11:57,760 --> 00:12:00,635 and not to brag, 575 00:12:00,677 --> 00:12:02,427 I was voted Mr. Fungus. 576 00:12:02,469 --> 00:12:04,302 Aha, Mr. Fungus 577 00:12:02,469 --> 00:12:04,302 to the rescue. 578 00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:06,053 See, Sarge, everything's 579 00:12:04,344 --> 00:12:06,053 going to work out, 580 00:12:06,094 --> 00:12:07,260 and you don't have to stress 581 00:12:06,094 --> 00:12:07,260 all the time. 582 00:12:07,302 --> 00:12:09,053 Boyle, you really think 583 00:12:07,302 --> 00:12:09,053 you can find us dinner? 584 00:12:09,094 --> 00:12:11,469 Um, let's just say 585 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:14,260 it's gonna be 586 00:12:11,510 --> 00:12:14,260 a "spore-gasbord." 587 00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:17,302 Something bad happened 588 00:12:15,469 --> 00:12:17,302 to Charles, didn't it? 589 00:12:17,344 --> 00:12:18,386 Big time. 590 00:12:18,427 --> 00:12:20,218 Oh God, 591 00:12:18,427 --> 00:12:20,218 what if the last thing 592 00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:22,136 we ever heard him say 593 00:12:20,260 --> 00:12:22,136 was "spore-gasbord?" 594 00:12:23,927 --> 00:12:27,260 Charles! 595 00:12:23,927 --> 00:12:27,260 Charles! 596 00:12:27,302 --> 00:12:28,635 I'm starting 597 00:12:27,302 --> 00:12:28,635 to get worried, Jake. 598 00:12:28,677 --> 00:12:29,886 Relax. 599 00:12:29,927 --> 00:12:32,011 If anybody can handle it 600 00:12:29,927 --> 00:12:32,011 out here, it's Charles. 601 00:12:32,053 --> 00:12:34,136 He saw "Into the Woods" 602 00:12:32,053 --> 00:12:34,136 ten times in the theater. 603 00:12:34,178 --> 00:12:35,260 Watch it. 604 00:12:34,178 --> 00:12:35,260 That's poison ivy. 605 00:12:35,302 --> 00:12:37,302 Whoa. Good call. 606 00:12:37,344 --> 00:12:39,218 I'm allergic to poison ivy. 607 00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:40,302 I got it one time 608 00:12:39,260 --> 00:12:40,302 at sports camp, 609 00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:42,260 making out in the woods 610 00:12:40,344 --> 00:12:42,260 with Liz Almont. 611 00:12:43,302 --> 00:12:44,760 Okay, fine. 612 00:12:43,302 --> 00:12:44,760 We weren't making out. 613 00:12:44,802 --> 00:12:46,302 I was looking 614 00:12:44,802 --> 00:12:46,302 for my inhaler. 615 00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:50,260 And it wasn't sports camp. 616 00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:50,260 It was asthma camp. 617 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,552 Hey, Jake. 618 00:12:50,302 --> 00:12:52,552 Are we lost? 619 00:12:52,593 --> 00:12:54,136 What? No. 620 00:12:54,178 --> 00:12:55,677 We're on an "adventure." 621 00:12:55,719 --> 00:12:57,094 Right, Fun Terry? 622 00:12:57,136 --> 00:12:58,260 Fun Terry's gone. 623 00:12:58,302 --> 00:12:59,969 He starved to death an hour ago. 624 00:13:00,011 --> 00:13:01,260 This is Original Terry. 625 00:13:01,302 --> 00:13:02,302 That's the worst Terry. 626 00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:05,260 You didn't bring a map 627 00:13:02,344 --> 00:13:05,260 or a flashlight 628 00:13:05,302 --> 00:13:07,260 or anything that could keep us 629 00:13:05,302 --> 00:13:07,260 from getting lost? 630 00:13:07,302 --> 00:13:09,260 Yes, I brought 631 00:13:07,302 --> 00:13:09,260 all of those things. 632 00:13:09,302 --> 00:13:10,886 It's called a cell phone. 633 00:13:10,927 --> 00:13:12,344 Map. Flashlight. 634 00:13:10,927 --> 00:13:12,344 Compass. 635 00:13:12,386 --> 00:13:14,260 An app that makes me 636 00:13:12,386 --> 00:13:14,260 sound like T-Pain. 637 00:13:14,302 --> 00:13:16,094 Nope, the battery's dead. 638 00:13:14,302 --> 00:13:16,094 Now it's just a brick. 639 00:13:16,136 --> 00:13:17,260 But don't freak out. 640 00:13:17,302 --> 00:13:19,344 I don't need an app 641 00:13:17,302 --> 00:13:19,344 to sound like T-Pain, right? 642 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:26,218 Yeah, that was a little 643 00:13:23,302 --> 00:13:26,218 more Kermit, but... 644 00:13:29,011 --> 00:13:30,094 Oh, you're back. 645 00:13:30,136 --> 00:13:31,136 How did the breakup go? 646 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,927 I tried to acknowledge 647 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,927 his feelings. 648 00:13:32,969 --> 00:13:34,302 It wasn't easy. 649 00:13:32,969 --> 00:13:34,302 There were a lot of them. 650 00:13:34,344 --> 00:13:37,260 I'm just so confused. 651 00:13:37,302 --> 00:13:40,094 So sad. 652 00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:41,260 Are you climbing 653 00:13:40,136 --> 00:13:41,260 out the window? 654 00:13:41,302 --> 00:13:42,468 No. 655 00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:44,260 I climbed back in, 656 00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:44,260 and we talked about emotions 657 00:13:44,302 --> 00:13:45,260 for 20 minutes. 658 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,260 - Dear God. 659 00:13:45,302 --> 00:13:46,260 - I know. 660 00:13:46,302 --> 00:13:47,344 But I think it went well. 661 00:13:47,386 --> 00:13:48,886 At least there was no crying. 662 00:13:48,927 --> 00:13:50,218 Well done, Diaz. 663 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:52,136 I'm actually really glad 664 00:13:50,260 --> 00:13:52,136 you made me do it this way. 665 00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:54,094 I got to tell him that 666 00:13:52,178 --> 00:13:54,094 even though it was ending... 667 00:13:55,510 --> 00:13:57,677 it was incredibly 668 00:13:55,510 --> 00:13:57,677 meaningful to me, 669 00:13:57,719 --> 00:13:59,260 and I'm gonna miss him. 670 00:13:59,302 --> 00:14:00,218 Oh, no. 671 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,969 This is exactly 672 00:14:00,260 --> 00:14:01,969 what I didn't want. 673 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:06,552 You crying? 674 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:06,552 Oof! 675 00:14:06,593 --> 00:14:07,760 I deserved that. 676 00:14:07,802 --> 00:14:09,886 Charles is dead, 677 00:14:07,802 --> 00:14:09,886 and we're next. 678 00:14:09,927 --> 00:14:11,969 All right, don't be 679 00:14:09,927 --> 00:14:11,969 so melodramatic. 680 00:14:12,011 --> 00:14:13,677 He's probably chewing 681 00:14:12,011 --> 00:14:13,677 on bark and berries, 682 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,552 having the time of his life, 683 00:14:13,719 --> 00:14:15,552 safe and sound. 684 00:14:15,593 --> 00:14:17,053 Terry! Jake! 685 00:14:17,094 --> 00:14:19,094 Ho, ho! 686 00:14:17,094 --> 00:14:19,094 What's that I hear? 687 00:14:19,136 --> 00:14:21,094 Charles Boyle, 688 00:14:19,136 --> 00:14:21,094 safe and sound? 689 00:14:21,136 --> 00:14:22,635 What are you saying, Charles? 690 00:14:22,677 --> 00:14:24,094 That you're having 691 00:14:22,677 --> 00:14:24,094 the time of your life? 692 00:14:24,136 --> 00:14:26,969 I fell in a sinkhole, 693 00:14:24,136 --> 00:14:26,969 and I'm badly hurt! 694 00:14:27,011 --> 00:14:28,011 Damn it! 695 00:14:29,677 --> 00:14:30,844 Boyle, what the hell? 696 00:14:30,886 --> 00:14:32,178 I know. 697 00:14:30,886 --> 00:14:32,178 It's a pretty big hole, right? 698 00:14:32,219 --> 00:14:33,593 How'd you end up down there? 699 00:14:33,635 --> 00:14:35,468 I spotted 700 00:14:33,635 --> 00:14:35,468 a gorgeous chanterelle. 701 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:38,053 I reached for it, but then 702 00:14:35,510 --> 00:14:38,053 I rolled my ankle and fell in. 703 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,844 All right, buddy, don't worry. 704 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,844 We got you, okay? 705 00:14:39,886 --> 00:14:41,260 I was so scared, you guys. 706 00:14:41,302 --> 00:14:43,053 A psychic told me I was 707 00:14:41,302 --> 00:14:43,053 gonna die alone in a pit, 708 00:14:43,094 --> 00:14:44,510 and I kept telling myself, 709 00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:46,260 "This is a hole, not a pit. 710 00:14:44,552 --> 00:14:46,260 This is a hole, not a pit. 711 00:14:46,302 --> 00:14:47,760 This is a hole, not a pit. 712 00:14:47,802 --> 00:14:48,886 This is a hole, 713 00:14:47,802 --> 00:14:48,886 not a pit. 714 00:14:48,927 --> 00:14:50,011 Charles, it's a hole, 715 00:14:48,927 --> 00:14:50,011 not a pit." 716 00:14:50,053 --> 00:14:52,802 All right. 717 00:14:50,053 --> 00:14:52,802 Here, grab me. 718 00:14:54,053 --> 00:14:55,094 Take my hand, all right? 719 00:14:55,136 --> 00:14:56,136 Okay. 720 00:14:57,053 --> 00:14:58,927 Okay, now pull us up, 721 00:14:57,053 --> 00:14:58,927 Terry. 722 00:14:58,969 --> 00:15:00,178 Oh crap, I'm slipping! 723 00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:06,844 No, it's Lohank's dogs 724 00:15:03,969 --> 00:15:06,844 all over again! 725 00:15:07,593 --> 00:15:09,094 So in conclusion, 726 00:15:09,136 --> 00:15:11,136 by eliminating 727 00:15:09,136 --> 00:15:11,136 flashlight fumbling, 728 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,677 the Shoulder Nova could save 729 00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,677 the average police officer 730 00:15:13,719 --> 00:15:15,635 over 13,000 seconds. 731 00:15:15,677 --> 00:15:19,219 Wow, that sounds like 732 00:15:15,677 --> 00:15:19,219 a lot, Vanessa. 733 00:15:19,260 --> 00:15:20,385 It is. 734 00:15:20,426 --> 00:15:23,260 I guess there's only 735 00:15:20,426 --> 00:15:23,260 one thing left to do. 736 00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:26,260 You have the right 737 00:15:23,301 --> 00:15:26,260 to remain... 738 00:15:26,301 --> 00:15:27,260 Uhh! 739 00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,219 Well lit! 740 00:15:30,301 --> 00:15:32,719 Wow, that presentation 741 00:15:30,301 --> 00:15:32,719 was terrific. 742 00:15:32,760 --> 00:15:33,593 So fun to watch. 743 00:15:33,635 --> 00:15:34,760 Thank you, sir. 744 00:15:34,802 --> 00:15:36,260 See, the problem 745 00:15:34,802 --> 00:15:36,260 is the product. 746 00:15:36,301 --> 00:15:38,219 I just don't see 747 00:15:36,301 --> 00:15:38,219 any need for it at all. 748 00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:39,301 I just put the flashlight 749 00:15:38,260 --> 00:15:39,301 in my mouth 750 00:15:39,343 --> 00:15:40,301 when my hands are full. 751 00:15:40,343 --> 00:15:42,426 Sir, the human mouth 752 00:15:40,343 --> 00:15:42,426 is nasty. 753 00:15:42,468 --> 00:15:44,260 Yeah, but mouths are free. 754 00:15:44,301 --> 00:15:46,260 I'm sorry. 755 00:15:44,301 --> 00:15:46,260 I'm just not interested. 756 00:15:46,301 --> 00:15:50,053 Okay. 757 00:15:46,301 --> 00:15:50,053 Thank you for your time. 758 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,219 You are scum. 759 00:15:58,011 --> 00:15:59,136 This isn't working. 760 00:15:59,178 --> 00:16:01,259 - Great trip, Jake. 761 00:15:59,178 --> 00:16:01,259 - Oh, thanks, man. 762 00:16:01,301 --> 00:16:02,259 You know that was 763 00:16:01,301 --> 00:16:02,259 sarcastic! 764 00:16:02,301 --> 00:16:03,178 How? 765 00:16:03,219 --> 00:16:04,259 You didn't bring food 766 00:16:03,219 --> 00:16:04,259 or water 767 00:16:04,301 --> 00:16:06,259 or ask if Lohank's cabin 768 00:16:06,301 --> 00:16:08,011 was straight out 769 00:16:06,301 --> 00:16:08,011 of a horror movie. 770 00:16:08,053 --> 00:16:09,219 Now you got us 771 00:16:08,053 --> 00:16:09,219 trapped in a pit! 772 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:10,259 Hole. 773 00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:11,385 Okay, I know 774 00:16:10,301 --> 00:16:11,385 that things 775 00:16:11,426 --> 00:16:13,094 are not looking great 776 00:16:11,426 --> 00:16:13,094 right now, 777 00:16:13,136 --> 00:16:14,760 but you have to admit, 778 00:16:13,136 --> 00:16:14,760 you were having fun earlier. 779 00:16:14,802 --> 00:16:17,219 I'm not now. 780 00:16:14,802 --> 00:16:17,219 I'm more stressed than ever. 781 00:16:17,259 --> 00:16:18,301 Maybe that's 'cause 782 00:16:17,259 --> 00:16:18,301 you're just focusing 783 00:16:18,343 --> 00:16:20,053 on the negative, Ter-bear. 784 00:16:18,343 --> 00:16:20,053 I mean, look at Charles. 785 00:16:20,094 --> 00:16:21,760 He's chill. 786 00:16:20,094 --> 00:16:21,760 I'm chill. 787 00:16:21,802 --> 00:16:24,136 That's 'cause he's in shock! 788 00:16:21,802 --> 00:16:24,136 You know what? 789 00:16:24,178 --> 00:16:25,635 The reason you're so chill 790 00:16:25,677 --> 00:16:28,219 is because you have everyone 791 00:16:25,677 --> 00:16:28,219 cleaning up your messes for you. 792 00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:30,927 Didn't bring food? 793 00:16:28,259 --> 00:16:30,927 Charles will find mushrooms. 794 00:16:30,969 --> 00:16:33,053 Smashed through a window? 795 00:16:30,969 --> 00:16:33,053 Terry'll do the paperwork. 796 00:16:33,094 --> 00:16:34,760 Hey, I did the paperwork. 797 00:16:34,802 --> 00:16:36,094 No, Amy did it! 798 00:16:36,136 --> 00:16:37,760 Oh, guys, please, 799 00:16:36,136 --> 00:16:37,760 please calm down. 800 00:16:37,802 --> 00:16:39,178 I hate it when you argue. 801 00:16:39,219 --> 00:16:41,053 It reminds of when my dad 802 00:16:39,219 --> 00:16:41,053 used to fight 803 00:16:41,094 --> 00:16:43,343 with my best friend... 804 00:16:41,094 --> 00:16:43,343 my mom. 805 00:16:43,385 --> 00:16:44,886 I'm done with this. 806 00:16:44,927 --> 00:16:46,178 I'm going to sleep. 807 00:16:46,218 --> 00:16:47,259 Charles, spoon with me. 808 00:16:47,301 --> 00:16:49,011 We need to huddle 809 00:16:47,301 --> 00:16:49,011 together for warmth. 810 00:16:49,053 --> 00:16:50,259 No, Charles, 811 00:16:49,053 --> 00:16:50,259 you're my best friend. 812 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,802 You're going 813 00:16:50,301 --> 00:16:51,802 to spoon with me. 814 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:52,927 I called first spoon. 815 00:16:52,969 --> 00:16:54,136 Charles, get over here 816 00:16:52,969 --> 00:16:54,136 right now. 817 00:16:54,178 --> 00:16:56,178 Boyle, don't throw away 818 00:16:54,178 --> 00:16:56,178 a lifelong friendship 819 00:16:56,218 --> 00:16:57,886 for a one-night spoon 820 00:16:56,218 --> 00:16:57,886 with Terry. 821 00:16:57,927 --> 00:16:59,178 Okay, enough. 822 00:16:57,927 --> 00:16:59,178 We're gonna stop fighting. 823 00:16:59,218 --> 00:17:00,259 We're gonna lie down, 824 00:17:00,301 --> 00:17:02,301 and we're gonna triple-spoon 825 00:17:00,301 --> 00:17:02,301 like grown-ups! 826 00:17:02,343 --> 00:17:05,136 Come on, bring it in. 827 00:17:02,343 --> 00:17:05,136 Bring it in. 828 00:17:08,178 --> 00:17:09,343 There, okay. 829 00:17:09,385 --> 00:17:11,760 See, that's better, right? 830 00:17:11,802 --> 00:17:13,719 So do we know any songs? 831 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:14,969 Shut up, Charles! 832 00:17:20,301 --> 00:17:21,969 Jake? 833 00:17:20,301 --> 00:17:21,969 Where's Jake? 834 00:17:22,011 --> 00:17:23,802 Did you eat him, Terry? 835 00:17:23,844 --> 00:17:24,510 No! 836 00:17:24,552 --> 00:17:26,177 Good morning, guys! 837 00:17:27,635 --> 00:17:28,677 How'd you get out of the pit? 838 00:17:28,719 --> 00:17:30,552 Easy-peasy, 839 00:17:28,719 --> 00:17:30,552 lemon squeezy. 840 00:17:30,593 --> 00:17:31,969 Actually, it took me hours. 841 00:17:32,011 --> 00:17:34,677 I tied all my clothes together, 842 00:17:32,011 --> 00:17:34,677 tethered them to a log, 843 00:17:34,719 --> 00:17:36,053 and used it 844 00:17:34,719 --> 00:17:36,053 as a grappling hook. 845 00:17:36,094 --> 00:17:37,719 Managed to snag it 846 00:17:36,094 --> 00:17:37,719 in a root. 847 00:17:37,760 --> 00:17:38,844 Aren't you freezing? 848 00:17:38,886 --> 00:17:39,844 Not at all. 849 00:17:39,886 --> 00:17:41,802 Mainly because 850 00:17:39,886 --> 00:17:41,802 my skin is on fire 851 00:17:41,844 --> 00:17:43,677 from all the poison ivy 852 00:17:41,844 --> 00:17:43,677 in this tree. 853 00:17:44,552 --> 00:17:45,593 Why'd you do that? 854 00:17:45,635 --> 00:17:47,635 Oh, let me guess. 855 00:17:45,635 --> 00:17:47,635 Dumb mistake. 856 00:17:47,677 --> 00:17:50,468 No, dumb choice. 857 00:17:50,510 --> 00:17:51,927 I didn't want to sit around 858 00:17:50,510 --> 00:17:51,927 and wait for somebody 859 00:17:51,969 --> 00:17:53,053 to clean up my mess. 860 00:17:53,094 --> 00:17:55,259 Hmm, I guess 861 00:17:53,094 --> 00:17:55,259 I got through to you. 862 00:17:55,301 --> 00:17:56,719 Yeah. 863 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,510 Also, after you fell asleep, 864 00:17:56,760 --> 00:17:59,510 Boyle really laid into me. 865 00:17:59,552 --> 00:18:00,468 It was brutal. 866 00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:02,011 I got to say, Jake, 867 00:18:00,510 --> 00:18:02,011 this time, 868 00:18:02,053 --> 00:18:04,468 I think you're 869 00:18:02,053 --> 00:18:04,468 only 99% right. 870 00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:07,635 - We're rolling. 871 00:18:06,301 --> 00:18:07,635 - No! 872 00:18:07,677 --> 00:18:09,635 Argh! 873 00:18:11,011 --> 00:18:12,719 Well, can you see anything 874 00:18:11,011 --> 00:18:12,719 from up there? 875 00:18:12,760 --> 00:18:13,969 Yes, I can... 876 00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:17,468 Stink Puddle Manor, 877 00:18:14,011 --> 00:18:17,468 about 65 trees sunward. 878 00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:18,343 Man, one day in the woods, 879 00:18:18,385 --> 00:18:20,635 and I'm freakin' 880 00:18:18,385 --> 00:18:20,635 Lewis and Clark up here. 881 00:18:20,677 --> 00:18:22,593 Thank you for coming, Diaz. 882 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,385 I want to apologize 883 00:18:22,635 --> 00:18:24,385 for yesterday. 884 00:18:24,426 --> 00:18:26,886 Inserting myself into 885 00:18:24,426 --> 00:18:26,886 my employee's breakup 886 00:18:26,927 --> 00:18:30,426 with my nephew somehow, 887 00:18:26,927 --> 00:18:30,426 uh, backfired. 888 00:18:30,468 --> 00:18:31,844 It's not your fault. 889 00:18:31,886 --> 00:18:34,510 I'm the one that made a scene 890 00:18:31,886 --> 00:18:34,510 like a dumb, crying baby. 891 00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:37,677 I'm considering having 892 00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:37,677 my tear ducts melted shut. 893 00:18:37,719 --> 00:18:40,135 It's not the end 894 00:18:37,719 --> 00:18:40,135 of the world to feel... 895 00:18:41,635 --> 00:18:42,677 things. 896 00:18:42,719 --> 00:18:43,593 I guess not. 897 00:18:43,635 --> 00:18:45,259 It's up there. 898 00:18:45,301 --> 00:18:47,468 The thing is, 899 00:18:45,301 --> 00:18:47,468 I really care about Marcus, 900 00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:48,844 but he wanted to get married, 901 00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:51,593 and I'm just not 902 00:18:48,886 --> 00:18:51,593 ready for that. 903 00:18:51,635 --> 00:18:54,093 And if I'm not ready 904 00:18:51,635 --> 00:18:54,093 with a guy as great as Marcus, 905 00:18:54,135 --> 00:18:57,635 then what if I'm never ready? 906 00:18:57,677 --> 00:18:58,969 What if that was it, 907 00:18:59,011 --> 00:19:01,760 my one chance at love? 908 00:19:01,802 --> 00:19:04,593 What if I never get 909 00:19:01,802 --> 00:19:04,593 a second chance? 910 00:19:04,635 --> 00:19:09,343 I don't know. 911 00:19:04,635 --> 00:19:09,343 I'm just... 912 00:19:09,385 --> 00:19:10,802 I'm just sad. 913 00:19:10,844 --> 00:19:12,760 Well, I understand. 914 00:19:15,093 --> 00:19:16,760 It must be very difficult. 915 00:19:19,635 --> 00:19:21,135 Wait, are you crying? 916 00:19:21,177 --> 00:19:22,177 Yes. 917 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,969 Thank you for acknowledging 918 00:19:25,760 --> 00:19:26,969 my feelings. 919 00:19:27,011 --> 00:19:29,259 Thank you for 920 00:19:27,011 --> 00:19:29,259 acknowledging mine. 921 00:19:32,011 --> 00:19:34,760 We're both great at this. 922 00:19:35,301 --> 00:19:36,593 Hey, sport. 923 00:19:37,844 --> 00:19:39,927 You look a little D in the D. 924 00:19:39,969 --> 00:19:42,301 D for "down in dumps," 925 00:19:39,969 --> 00:19:42,301 respectively. 926 00:19:42,343 --> 00:19:44,218 Probably easier 927 00:19:42,343 --> 00:19:44,218 to just not abbreviate 928 00:19:44,259 --> 00:19:45,259 if you have to explain it. 929 00:19:45,301 --> 00:19:46,426 Agree to D. 930 00:19:46,468 --> 00:19:48,677 I wanted to talk to you 931 00:19:46,468 --> 00:19:48,677 about yesterday. 932 00:19:48,719 --> 00:19:52,301 Yeah, thank you for all 933 00:19:48,719 --> 00:19:52,301 your help with the presentation. 934 00:19:52,343 --> 00:19:54,259 And I'm sorry you had 935 00:19:52,343 --> 00:19:54,259 to waste your talent 936 00:19:54,301 --> 00:19:56,011 on such a stupid product. 937 00:19:56,052 --> 00:19:57,385 Without product makers 938 00:19:56,052 --> 00:19:57,385 like you, 939 00:19:57,426 --> 00:19:59,259 us dazzle-doves 940 00:19:57,426 --> 00:19:59,259 wouldn't have nothing 941 00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:00,844 to shake our wings over. 942 00:20:00,886 --> 00:20:03,052 Yeah, but my invention 943 00:20:00,886 --> 00:20:03,052 was useless. 944 00:20:03,093 --> 00:20:05,259 No, that scum was wrong. 945 00:20:05,301 --> 00:20:07,886 I showed the Shoulder Nova 946 00:20:05,301 --> 00:20:07,886 to a girl in my building. 947 00:20:07,927 --> 00:20:10,760 She's like a mini Amy, 948 00:20:07,927 --> 00:20:10,760 and she loved it. 949 00:20:10,802 --> 00:20:12,844 She said she was gonna break 950 00:20:10,802 --> 00:20:12,844 the world record 951 00:20:12,886 --> 00:20:13,844 for speed-reading. 952 00:20:13,886 --> 00:20:15,301 Psh! Yeah. 953 00:20:15,343 --> 00:20:18,135 Like some little girl's gonna 954 00:20:15,343 --> 00:20:18,135 take down Yuri Jurgonav. 955 00:20:20,301 --> 00:20:23,218 Anyway, I know 956 00:20:20,301 --> 00:20:23,218 it wasn't what you wanted, 957 00:20:23,259 --> 00:20:25,760 but you still made 958 00:20:23,259 --> 00:20:25,760 a difference. 959 00:20:25,802 --> 00:20:26,802 Thanks, Gina. 960 00:20:27,844 --> 00:20:30,177 I guess I did 961 00:20:27,844 --> 00:20:30,177 make a D. 962 00:20:30,218 --> 00:20:32,010 - Don't steal my thing. 963 00:20:30,218 --> 00:20:32,010 - Okay. 964 00:20:32,052 --> 00:20:33,635 - That's all I ask. 965 00:20:32,052 --> 00:20:33,635 - I won't. 966 00:20:34,635 --> 00:20:35,802 Hey, Sarge. 967 00:20:35,844 --> 00:20:37,385 Why'd you want us 968 00:20:35,844 --> 00:20:37,385 to meet you out here? 969 00:20:38,301 --> 00:20:40,010 To thank you guys 970 00:20:38,301 --> 00:20:40,010 for the weekend. 971 00:20:40,052 --> 00:20:42,259 Really? 972 00:20:40,052 --> 00:20:42,259 It was a total disaster. 973 00:20:42,301 --> 00:20:43,635 Not a total disaster. 974 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,301 None of us got sick 975 00:20:43,677 --> 00:20:45,301 from that dog water. 976 00:20:45,343 --> 00:20:47,886 - You drank that? 977 00:20:45,343 --> 00:20:47,886 - No. 978 00:20:47,927 --> 00:20:50,135 Look, Jake, 979 00:20:47,927 --> 00:20:50,135 you were right. 980 00:20:50,177 --> 00:20:52,677 I have kind of forgotten 981 00:20:50,177 --> 00:20:52,677 how to have fun. 982 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,635 I'm going to try 983 00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:55,635 to work on that, so... 984 00:20:56,886 --> 00:20:58,677 The fireworks 985 00:20:56,886 --> 00:20:58,677 you made me surrender 986 00:20:58,719 --> 00:21:00,218 when we reentered 987 00:20:58,719 --> 00:21:00,218 New York! 988 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,259 Uh-huh. 989 00:21:00,259 --> 00:21:03,259 Fun Terry's back. 990 00:21:03,301 --> 00:21:05,760 We're gonna set 'em off 991 00:21:03,301 --> 00:21:05,760 in a big pile, all at once. 992 00:21:05,802 --> 00:21:07,259 By shooting our guns 993 00:21:05,802 --> 00:21:07,259 at them? 994 00:21:07,301 --> 00:21:09,218 - What? No. 995 00:21:07,301 --> 00:21:09,218 - No. 996 00:21:09,259 --> 00:21:10,802 We're going to set 'em off 997 00:21:09,259 --> 00:21:10,802 like normal people. 998 00:21:10,844 --> 00:21:12,844 Oh. 999 00:21:10,844 --> 00:21:12,844 That's good too. 1000 00:21:12,886 --> 00:21:13,802 Ooh. 1001 00:21:17,635 --> 00:21:18,593 Here we go. 1002 00:21:18,635 --> 00:21:20,093 Whoo-hoo! 1003 00:21:20,135 --> 00:21:21,635 [fireworks crackling 1004 00:21:20,135 --> 00:21:21,635 and whistling] 1005 00:21:21,677 --> 00:21:22,927 See how fun this is? 1006 00:21:22,968 --> 00:21:24,719 Original Terry 1007 00:21:22,968 --> 00:21:24,719 would have been worried 1008 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,719 that we're standing too close 1009 00:21:24,760 --> 00:21:27,719 and need safety goggles, 1010 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,010 and he would have been 1011 00:21:27,760 --> 00:21:29,010 absolutely right. 1012 00:21:29,052 --> 00:21:30,259 We're way too close. 1013 00:21:29,052 --> 00:21:30,259 Run! 1014 00:21:33,301 --> 00:21:34,426 - Not a doctor. 1015 00:21:33,301 --> 00:21:34,426 - Shh.