1 00:00:01,124 --> 00:00:02,627 Hey, Jakey, the place 2 00:00:01,124 --> 00:00:02,627 on the corner 3 00:00:02,668 --> 00:00:05,048 is serving lemonade, 4 00:00:02,668 --> 00:00:05,048 and you get to keep the jar. 5 00:00:05,090 --> 00:00:06,342 It's pretty cool. 6 00:00:06,384 --> 00:00:09,181 Yes, that's very cool, Scully. 7 00:00:09,223 --> 00:00:10,183 Mm-hmm. 8 00:00:10,225 --> 00:00:11,561 Will you excuse me 9 00:00:10,225 --> 00:00:11,561 just one moment? 10 00:00:11,603 --> 00:00:12,563 Oh, sure. 11 00:00:12,605 --> 00:00:14,567 Guys, guys, guys! 12 00:00:14,609 --> 00:00:16,905 Scully has a mason jar 13 00:00:14,609 --> 00:00:16,905 full of lemonade. 14 00:00:16,947 --> 00:00:18,408 You called us in here 15 00:00:16,947 --> 00:00:18,408 to tell us that? 16 00:00:18,450 --> 00:00:20,830 No, I called you in here 17 00:00:18,450 --> 00:00:20,830 to change your lives! 18 00:00:20,871 --> 00:00:22,500 For, you see, 19 00:00:20,871 --> 00:00:22,500 a mere five minutes ago, 20 00:00:22,541 --> 00:00:23,585 Hitchcock introduced me 21 00:00:23,627 --> 00:00:25,131 to his new goldfish, 22 00:00:23,627 --> 00:00:25,131 who lives in... 23 00:00:26,174 --> 00:00:27,217 An identical 24 00:00:26,174 --> 00:00:27,217 mason jar! 25 00:00:27,259 --> 00:00:29,221 Oh, this isn't 26 00:00:27,259 --> 00:00:29,221 gonna end well. 27 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,390 There are 28 00:00:29,263 --> 00:00:30,390 two possible outcomes, 29 00:00:30,432 --> 00:00:32,060 and we're gonna bet on 30 00:00:30,432 --> 00:00:32,060 which one happens first. 31 00:00:32,102 --> 00:00:33,647 So, will Hitchcock 32 00:00:32,102 --> 00:00:33,647 put fish food 33 00:00:33,689 --> 00:00:35,025 in Scully's lemonade, 34 00:00:35,066 --> 00:00:36,653 or will Scully drink 35 00:00:35,066 --> 00:00:36,653 Hitchcock's goldfish? 36 00:00:36,695 --> 00:00:37,697 Now, you would think that 37 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,241 putting fish food 38 00:00:37,738 --> 00:00:39,241 into lemonade... 39 00:00:39,283 --> 00:00:40,327 Hitchcock just drank 40 00:00:39,283 --> 00:00:40,327 his own fish. 41 00:00:40,369 --> 00:00:41,245 What? 42 00:00:41,287 --> 00:00:45,253 Nooo! 43 00:01:07,339 --> 00:01:08,967 Ames, you're 44 00:01:07,339 --> 00:01:08,967 two minutes late. 45 00:01:09,009 --> 00:01:10,303 I called 46 00:01:09,009 --> 00:01:10,303 all the emergency rooms. 47 00:01:10,345 --> 00:01:11,389 I know. 48 00:01:11,431 --> 00:01:12,808 I went home from your place 49 00:01:11,431 --> 00:01:12,808 to shower, 50 00:01:12,850 --> 00:01:14,311 and I'm so tired 51 00:01:12,850 --> 00:01:14,311 that I fell asleep 52 00:01:14,353 --> 00:01:15,313 while shaving my legs. 53 00:01:15,355 --> 00:01:16,315 But we went to bed so early. 54 00:01:16,357 --> 00:01:18,237 Property Brothers 55 00:01:16,357 --> 00:01:18,237 was over at 10:00. 56 00:01:18,278 --> 00:01:20,157 I mean... sex. 57 00:01:20,199 --> 00:01:21,367 We do it. 58 00:01:21,409 --> 00:01:22,787 She's tired 59 00:01:21,409 --> 00:01:22,787 from all the doing it. 60 00:01:22,828 --> 00:01:24,331 - Who are you talking to? 61 00:01:22,828 --> 00:01:24,331 - Precinct. 62 00:01:24,373 --> 00:01:25,333 - Come on, man. 63 00:01:24,373 --> 00:01:25,333 - Yeah. 64 00:01:25,375 --> 00:01:26,836 No, I was up all night 65 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:29,341 because your dumb, lumpy 66 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:29,341 mattress is so uncomfortable. 67 00:01:29,383 --> 00:01:30,427 What? 68 00:01:29,383 --> 00:01:30,427 But I gave you the good lump. 69 00:01:30,469 --> 00:01:31,805 Ugh, please stop talking 70 00:01:31,846 --> 00:01:33,767 till I finish eating my coffee. 71 00:01:33,809 --> 00:01:36,397 Ooh, a lover's quarrel. 72 00:01:36,439 --> 00:01:38,193 No, I'm just tired. 73 00:01:38,235 --> 00:01:39,361 I didn't ask 74 00:01:38,235 --> 00:01:39,361 for part two. 75 00:01:39,403 --> 00:01:40,530 Never fear, Amy, 76 00:01:40,572 --> 00:01:42,367 for I have the solution 77 00:01:40,572 --> 00:01:42,367 to all of your problems: 78 00:01:42,409 --> 00:01:44,413 highly potent liquid speed. 79 00:01:44,455 --> 00:01:45,624 Oh, you gonna 80 00:01:44,455 --> 00:01:45,624 love that stuff. 81 00:01:45,666 --> 00:01:47,211 Devon, we're cops. 82 00:01:45,666 --> 00:01:47,211 Read the room. 83 00:01:47,253 --> 00:01:49,381 But I know you'll be excited, 84 00:01:47,253 --> 00:01:49,381 because I busted Devon here 85 00:01:49,423 --> 00:01:52,263 with four vials of this, 86 00:01:49,423 --> 00:01:52,263 which is a new drug called... 87 00:01:52,305 --> 00:01:53,389 Taxi! 88 00:01:52,305 --> 00:01:53,389 You actually found some? 89 00:01:53,431 --> 00:01:54,433 Yup. 90 00:01:53,431 --> 00:01:54,433 Your CI was right. 91 00:01:54,475 --> 00:01:55,894 It's popping up 92 00:01:54,475 --> 00:01:55,894 on the corners. 93 00:01:55,936 --> 00:01:57,397 Man, my snitches 94 00:01:55,936 --> 00:01:57,397 are the best. 95 00:01:57,439 --> 00:01:59,694 The key is to always send them 96 00:01:57,439 --> 00:01:59,694 handwritten thank-you notes. 97 00:01:59,735 --> 00:02:01,405 Oh. So what do you say? 98 00:02:01,447 --> 00:02:03,869 Shall we take this partnership 99 00:02:01,447 --> 00:02:03,869 from the sheets to the streets? 100 00:02:03,910 --> 00:02:06,081 Ooh, our first case 101 00:02:03,910 --> 00:02:06,081 as a couple. 102 00:02:06,124 --> 00:02:07,417 - Why not? 103 00:02:06,124 --> 00:02:07,417 - Hey, guys. 104 00:02:07,459 --> 00:02:09,421 I just discovered 105 00:02:07,459 --> 00:02:09,421 a new drug too. 106 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,425 It's called "your relationship," 107 00:02:09,463 --> 00:02:11,425 and I'm high on it. 108 00:02:11,467 --> 00:02:13,429 Charles, I'm gonna need you 109 00:02:11,467 --> 00:02:13,429 to back off, man. 110 00:02:13,471 --> 00:02:14,515 - Roger that. 111 00:02:13,471 --> 00:02:14,515 - Yeah. 112 00:02:14,557 --> 00:02:16,936 All right. 113 00:02:14,557 --> 00:02:16,936 I'll take one. 114 00:02:16,978 --> 00:02:18,940 Now, go sell your candy 115 00:02:16,978 --> 00:02:18,940 to everyone else, stupid. 116 00:02:18,982 --> 00:02:21,363 Hey, hey, hey. 117 00:02:18,982 --> 00:02:21,363 You can't call a kid stupid. 118 00:02:21,404 --> 00:02:22,447 What if he's really stupid? 119 00:02:22,489 --> 00:02:24,076 Terry, this is Sam, 120 00:02:22,489 --> 00:02:24,076 my little brother 121 00:02:24,117 --> 00:02:25,495 from Brooklyn's Big Brothers. 122 00:02:25,537 --> 00:02:27,082 I think it's funny 123 00:02:25,537 --> 00:02:27,082 when she calls me stupid. 124 00:02:27,124 --> 00:02:29,337 - No one cares, stupid. 125 00:02:27,124 --> 00:02:29,337 - Screw you, Rosa. 126 00:02:29,379 --> 00:02:31,465 Sam's selling candy to pay 127 00:02:29,379 --> 00:02:31,465 for his basketball uniforms. 128 00:02:31,507 --> 00:02:33,469 He's a forward. 129 00:02:31,507 --> 00:02:33,469 I taught him how to elbow. 130 00:02:33,511 --> 00:02:34,847 Cool? 131 00:02:34,889 --> 00:02:36,559 Now, go home 132 00:02:34,889 --> 00:02:36,559 and do all your homework, 133 00:02:36,601 --> 00:02:38,188 or I will end you. 134 00:02:38,230 --> 00:02:39,481 Don't let Rosa fool you. 135 00:02:39,523 --> 00:02:40,483 She's not that scary. 136 00:02:40,525 --> 00:02:42,070 She used to do ballet. 137 00:02:42,112 --> 00:02:43,198 No way. 138 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:44,491 Which gave me 139 00:02:43,240 --> 00:02:44,491 the physical skills I need 140 00:02:44,533 --> 00:02:45,493 to strangle you with my feet. 141 00:02:45,535 --> 00:02:46,955 Now scram. 142 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:51,631 I love being a mentor. 143 00:02:53,551 --> 00:02:55,513 It's called "taxi" 144 00:02:53,551 --> 00:02:55,513 because it's yellow, 145 00:02:55,555 --> 00:02:57,517 and it takes you 146 00:02:55,555 --> 00:02:57,517 where you need to be. 147 00:02:57,559 --> 00:02:59,439 Drug dealers have gotten 148 00:02:57,559 --> 00:02:59,439 so creative. 149 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:01,525 It used to just be "crack," 150 00:02:59,479 --> 00:03:01,525 and then they'd be like, 151 00:03:01,567 --> 00:03:03,529 "Hey, we got a new one. 152 00:03:01,567 --> 00:03:03,529 What are we gonna call this?" 153 00:03:03,571 --> 00:03:05,326 And they'd go, 154 00:03:03,571 --> 00:03:05,326 "I don't know, crank?" 155 00:03:05,367 --> 00:03:06,786 This is certainly worth 156 00:03:05,367 --> 00:03:06,786 following up on. 157 00:03:06,828 --> 00:03:08,539 Santiago, take Boyle, 158 00:03:06,828 --> 00:03:08,539 and work the case. 159 00:03:08,581 --> 00:03:11,463 Oh, but Jake... 160 00:03:08,581 --> 00:03:11,463 I mean, Detective Peralta 161 00:03:11,503 --> 00:03:13,007 brought in the perp, so... 162 00:03:13,048 --> 00:03:14,135 Good point. 163 00:03:14,177 --> 00:03:15,471 Peralta and Boyle 164 00:03:14,177 --> 00:03:15,471 can work the case. 165 00:03:15,511 --> 00:03:17,557 Actually, sir, I think 166 00:03:15,511 --> 00:03:17,557 we were kind of hoping 167 00:03:17,599 --> 00:03:18,559 we could work 168 00:03:17,599 --> 00:03:18,559 the case together. 169 00:03:18,601 --> 00:03:20,563 Oh, are you two 170 00:03:18,601 --> 00:03:20,563 no longer... 171 00:03:20,605 --> 00:03:22,066 Smooshing booties? 172 00:03:22,108 --> 00:03:23,403 Yes, that's exactly 173 00:03:23,445 --> 00:03:24,571 how I was gonna 174 00:03:23,445 --> 00:03:24,571 finish my sentence. 175 00:03:24,613 --> 00:03:26,074 - Figured. 176 00:03:24,613 --> 00:03:26,074 - We are still dating. 177 00:03:26,116 --> 00:03:27,286 It's all above board. 178 00:03:27,328 --> 00:03:28,579 HR gets daily updates 179 00:03:28,621 --> 00:03:30,583 and are BCC'd on 180 00:03:28,621 --> 00:03:30,583 all our emails to each other. 181 00:03:30,625 --> 00:03:32,587 That's why HR Jim 182 00:03:30,625 --> 00:03:32,587 keeps high-fiving me. 183 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:36,513 As a rule, I don't put couples 184 00:03:32,629 --> 00:03:36,513 in the field together, 185 00:03:36,554 --> 00:03:38,433 but you are two 186 00:03:36,554 --> 00:03:38,433 of my best detectives, 187 00:03:38,475 --> 00:03:40,061 so I will allow it. 188 00:03:40,102 --> 00:03:41,605 Just don't let 189 00:03:40,102 --> 00:03:41,605 any personal issues 190 00:03:41,647 --> 00:03:42,607 distract you from your work. 191 00:03:42,649 --> 00:03:43,609 You have nothing 192 00:03:42,649 --> 00:03:43,609 to worry about. 193 00:03:43,651 --> 00:03:44,987 There's no personal issues here. 194 00:03:45,029 --> 00:03:46,615 - We've never even had a fight. 195 00:03:45,029 --> 00:03:46,615 - It's true. 196 00:03:46,657 --> 00:03:47,617 Our only close call 197 00:03:47,659 --> 00:03:49,497 was when Jake didn't know 198 00:03:47,659 --> 00:03:49,497 who Will Shortz was. 199 00:03:49,539 --> 00:03:50,582 Really? 200 00:03:52,545 --> 00:03:54,382 Never heard of the Puzzlemaster? 201 00:03:56,093 --> 00:03:57,555 This is who 202 00:03:56,093 --> 00:03:57,555 you want to be with? 203 00:03:58,681 --> 00:03:59,892 I shouldn't get involved. 204 00:03:59,934 --> 00:04:01,563 Good luck with the case. 205 00:04:01,604 --> 00:04:03,358 Thank you. 206 00:04:05,695 --> 00:04:07,866 Whoa, what's up with you, 207 00:04:05,695 --> 00:04:07,866 Furiosa? 208 00:04:07,908 --> 00:04:09,077 I'm in a huff, 209 00:04:07,908 --> 00:04:09,077 that's what, 210 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,956 because of what just happened 211 00:04:09,120 --> 00:04:10,956 in the garage. 212 00:04:15,715 --> 00:04:17,677 What? 213 00:04:15,715 --> 00:04:17,677 Nuh-uh. 214 00:04:17,719 --> 00:04:20,683 How am I supposed to... 215 00:04:17,719 --> 00:04:20,683 come on! 216 00:04:20,725 --> 00:04:23,607 Some clown clown-parked 217 00:04:20,725 --> 00:04:23,607 his clown car 218 00:04:23,648 --> 00:04:26,111 in Captain Holt's spot 219 00:04:23,648 --> 00:04:26,111 and halfway into mine. 220 00:04:26,154 --> 00:04:27,113 What a clown! 221 00:04:27,156 --> 00:04:28,283 - Sporty? 222 00:04:27,156 --> 00:04:28,283 - Mm-hmm. 223 00:04:28,325 --> 00:04:29,701 - Convertible? 224 00:04:28,325 --> 00:04:29,701 - Yeah, that's the one. 225 00:04:29,743 --> 00:04:31,872 Oh, I hate people 226 00:04:29,743 --> 00:04:31,872 who drive sports cars. 227 00:04:31,914 --> 00:04:34,711 You're not Gloria Estefan, 228 00:04:31,914 --> 00:04:34,711 and this isn't Miami. 229 00:04:34,753 --> 00:04:36,424 - Charles. 230 00:04:34,753 --> 00:04:36,424 - Hey, Captain. 231 00:04:36,466 --> 00:04:37,717 Get ready to join me 232 00:04:36,466 --> 00:04:37,717 in the huff zone. 233 00:04:37,759 --> 00:04:39,930 - No. 234 00:04:37,759 --> 00:04:39,930 - Some creep had the gall... 235 00:04:39,972 --> 00:04:41,809 I saw you drove Gertie 236 00:04:39,972 --> 00:04:41,809 to work this morning, 237 00:04:41,851 --> 00:04:43,729 - huh, Captain? 238 00:04:41,851 --> 00:04:43,729 - Oh, yes. 239 00:04:43,771 --> 00:04:45,442 Kevin and I finally brought her 240 00:04:43,771 --> 00:04:45,442 up from the country. 241 00:04:45,484 --> 00:04:46,735 Gertie is our convertible. 242 00:04:46,777 --> 00:04:47,904 I think you'd like her. 243 00:04:47,946 --> 00:04:49,659 She's a real peppy broad. 244 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:51,663 Oh, I didn't realize 245 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:51,663 that was your car. 246 00:04:51,704 --> 00:04:52,747 My car? 247 00:04:52,789 --> 00:04:54,335 Oh, "Raymond Holt" 248 00:04:52,789 --> 00:04:54,335 may be on the title, 249 00:04:54,377 --> 00:04:56,755 but no man can own her spirit. 250 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,593 Anyway, I'm sorry, Boyle. 251 00:04:56,797 --> 00:04:58,593 I interrupted you. 252 00:04:58,635 --> 00:05:01,014 You were saying something 253 00:04:58,635 --> 00:05:01,014 about some creep. 254 00:05:01,056 --> 00:05:04,271 Just some strangler 255 00:05:01,056 --> 00:05:04,271 that I was... arrested. 256 00:05:04,313 --> 00:05:06,359 I was talking about some 257 00:05:04,313 --> 00:05:06,359 strangler that I arrested. 258 00:05:06,401 --> 00:05:08,028 Well, good job. 259 00:05:06,401 --> 00:05:08,028 Put the paperwork on my desk. 260 00:05:08,070 --> 00:05:09,781 Thank you. 261 00:05:09,823 --> 00:05:10,783 Great. 262 00:05:10,825 --> 00:05:13,080 Now I have to go 263 00:05:10,825 --> 00:05:13,080 find a strangler. 264 00:05:15,335 --> 00:05:16,795 - Hey. 265 00:05:15,335 --> 00:05:16,795 - Hey. 266 00:05:16,837 --> 00:05:17,797 So I marked all the corners 267 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,594 where taxi has been 268 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,594 spotted on this map. 269 00:05:19,635 --> 00:05:20,803 You'll probably notice 270 00:05:19,635 --> 00:05:20,803 right away 271 00:05:20,845 --> 00:05:22,098 that it makes 272 00:05:20,845 --> 00:05:22,098 the shape of a boob. 273 00:05:22,140 --> 00:05:23,268 This looks great. 274 00:05:23,309 --> 00:05:24,478 Confirms Devon's story. 275 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,608 He says his dealer 276 00:05:24,520 --> 00:05:26,608 hangs out here, 277 00:05:26,649 --> 00:05:27,735 in the underboob. 278 00:05:27,776 --> 00:05:28,819 He said he'll 279 00:05:27,776 --> 00:05:28,819 point him out to us. 280 00:05:28,861 --> 00:05:30,532 So you approach on foot 281 00:05:28,861 --> 00:05:30,532 from the south, 282 00:05:30,574 --> 00:05:32,286 and me and Devon 283 00:05:30,574 --> 00:05:32,286 will be in an unmarked car here. 284 00:05:32,327 --> 00:05:34,624 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, 285 00:05:32,327 --> 00:05:34,624 whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 286 00:05:34,665 --> 00:05:36,042 "Me and Devon"? 287 00:05:36,084 --> 00:05:38,339 Didn't you mean 288 00:05:36,084 --> 00:05:38,339 "Devon and I"? 289 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:39,841 - Oh, God. 290 00:05:38,381 --> 00:05:39,841 - I corrected your grammar! 291 00:05:40,885 --> 00:05:41,845 Are you so proud of me? 292 00:05:41,887 --> 00:05:42,847 Are you horrified? 293 00:05:42,889 --> 00:05:43,849 Are you super horny? 294 00:05:43,891 --> 00:05:45,562 I'm just really tired. 295 00:05:43,891 --> 00:05:45,562 Leave me alone. 296 00:05:45,604 --> 00:05:46,939 Don't you mean 297 00:05:45,604 --> 00:05:46,939 leave "I" alone? 298 00:05:46,981 --> 00:05:48,234 No, that one felt wrong. 299 00:05:48,276 --> 00:05:49,654 I guess we're equally 300 00:05:48,276 --> 00:05:49,654 bad at grammar. 301 00:05:49,695 --> 00:05:51,114 I'm not bad at grammar. 302 00:05:51,157 --> 00:05:53,745 I'm exhausted because you refuse 303 00:05:51,157 --> 00:05:53,745 to get a new mattress! 304 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:56,751 All right, why don't you 305 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:56,751 just get a new back? 306 00:05:56,793 --> 00:05:57,795 I didn't mean that. 307 00:05:57,835 --> 00:05:58,921 We're not fighting. 308 00:05:58,963 --> 00:06:00,801 We can totally work together. 309 00:05:58,963 --> 00:06:00,801 We're fine. 310 00:06:00,841 --> 00:06:02,887 Yeah, that wasn't a fight. 311 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:05,100 That was just sexy 312 00:06:02,929 --> 00:06:05,100 workplace banter. 313 00:06:05,143 --> 00:06:06,102 Exactly. 314 00:06:06,145 --> 00:06:07,564 I mean, mattresses 315 00:06:06,145 --> 00:06:07,564 are also sexy 316 00:06:07,606 --> 00:06:08,525 'cause that's where you do it. 317 00:06:08,566 --> 00:06:09,527 Yeah. 318 00:06:09,568 --> 00:06:10,903 And grammar is 319 00:06:09,568 --> 00:06:10,903 a system of language 320 00:06:10,945 --> 00:06:13,159 involving syntax 321 00:06:10,945 --> 00:06:13,159 and semantics. 322 00:06:13,201 --> 00:06:15,413 Also sexy. 323 00:06:15,455 --> 00:06:17,501 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. 324 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:18,670 - Point is, we're good. 325 00:06:17,543 --> 00:06:18,670 - Yeah. 326 00:06:22,260 --> 00:06:23,847 All right. 327 00:06:22,260 --> 00:06:23,847 You're almost to the corner. 328 00:06:23,887 --> 00:06:25,350 You sure you're not 329 00:06:23,887 --> 00:06:25,350 gonna be spotted? 330 00:06:25,392 --> 00:06:26,352 Absolutely. 331 00:06:26,394 --> 00:06:28,231 My cover makes me invisible. 332 00:06:28,272 --> 00:06:29,775 Excuse me, ma'am. 333 00:06:29,817 --> 00:06:31,612 Do you have two minutes 334 00:06:29,817 --> 00:06:31,612 to talk about the environment? 335 00:06:31,654 --> 00:06:32,656 Nailed it. 336 00:06:32,698 --> 00:06:34,577 Now no one will make eye 337 00:06:32,698 --> 00:06:34,577 contact with me. 338 00:06:34,618 --> 00:06:35,871 I think it's cute. 339 00:06:35,911 --> 00:06:37,666 You're like an idealistic 340 00:06:35,911 --> 00:06:37,666 grad student. 341 00:06:37,708 --> 00:06:38,877 Ah, you like that? 342 00:06:38,917 --> 00:06:40,338 You want me to tell you 343 00:06:38,917 --> 00:06:40,338 about the time 344 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:42,217 that I backpacked 345 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:42,217 through the Netherlands? 346 00:06:42,259 --> 00:06:44,805 Ooh, did you fold all 347 00:06:42,259 --> 00:06:44,805 your stuff up really small 348 00:06:44,847 --> 00:06:45,973 to fit into one carry-on? 349 00:06:46,015 --> 00:06:48,605 Is that what you want me 350 00:06:46,015 --> 00:06:48,605 to have done? 351 00:06:48,646 --> 00:06:50,275 Hey, there's my dealer. 352 00:06:50,316 --> 00:06:52,987 Jake, grey jacket. 6:00. 353 00:06:53,029 --> 00:06:54,408 Excuse me, sir. 354 00:06:54,450 --> 00:06:56,035 Do you have two minutes 355 00:06:54,450 --> 00:06:56,035 to talk about the environment? 356 00:06:56,077 --> 00:06:57,037 NYPD! Freeze! 357 00:06:57,079 --> 00:06:58,249 We got a rabbit! 358 00:06:58,291 --> 00:06:59,627 He's headed for the building. 359 00:07:00,670 --> 00:07:01,672 I'll just stay here. 360 00:07:08,144 --> 00:07:10,398 All right; let's split up 361 00:07:08,144 --> 00:07:10,398 and meet around back. 362 00:07:15,659 --> 00:07:17,035 NYPD! Freeze! 363 00:07:17,077 --> 00:07:18,665 Jake, he's coming your way! 364 00:07:22,547 --> 00:07:24,760 - Ooh! 365 00:07:22,547 --> 00:07:24,760 - Ugh! 366 00:07:24,802 --> 00:07:26,764 - Nice takedown. 367 00:07:24,802 --> 00:07:26,764 - Thanks. 368 00:07:26,806 --> 00:07:28,099 - Oh, my God. 369 00:07:26,806 --> 00:07:28,099 - What? 370 00:07:28,142 --> 00:07:30,355 Nothing, nothing. 371 00:07:28,142 --> 00:07:30,355 Let's just take this guy in. 372 00:07:30,396 --> 00:07:31,440 No. What is it? 373 00:07:31,482 --> 00:07:33,736 It's just... this mattress 374 00:07:33,778 --> 00:07:35,239 looks just like 375 00:07:33,778 --> 00:07:35,239 your mattress at home. 376 00:07:35,281 --> 00:07:36,784 What? 377 00:07:35,281 --> 00:07:36,784 No, it doesn't. 378 00:07:36,826 --> 00:07:38,788 I mean, sure, there are 379 00:07:36,826 --> 00:07:38,788 a couple of similarities, but... 380 00:07:38,830 --> 00:07:39,790 oh, man. 381 00:07:39,832 --> 00:07:40,876 It's the exact same one. 382 00:07:40,917 --> 00:07:42,754 Ugh! 383 00:07:40,917 --> 00:07:42,754 I have a dumpster mattress! 384 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,007 All right. That settles it. 385 00:07:44,048 --> 00:07:45,134 We're going mattress shopping. 386 00:07:45,176 --> 00:07:46,136 Seriously? 387 00:07:46,178 --> 00:07:47,556 Oh, this is the best. 388 00:07:47,597 --> 00:07:49,099 I'm so proud of you. 389 00:07:49,142 --> 00:07:50,520 You know, once we get it, 390 00:07:50,562 --> 00:07:51,689 we'll have to break it in. 391 00:07:51,731 --> 00:07:53,902 Oh, I hear what you're saying: 392 00:07:53,943 --> 00:07:55,111 mattress trampoline. 393 00:07:55,154 --> 00:07:56,574 Wait, no. 394 00:07:55,154 --> 00:07:56,574 You were talking about sex. 395 00:07:56,615 --> 00:07:58,117 - Yeah. 396 00:07:56,615 --> 00:07:58,117 - Then mattress trampoline. 397 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,955 - Sure. 398 00:07:58,160 --> 00:07:59,955 - Okay. 399 00:08:01,625 --> 00:08:03,629 Diaz, your friend 400 00:08:01,625 --> 00:08:03,629 Sam is here. 401 00:08:03,671 --> 00:08:04,965 Nice. 402 00:08:05,007 --> 00:08:06,844 That little dum-dum 403 00:08:05,007 --> 00:08:06,844 finished his homework early. 404 00:08:06,886 --> 00:08:07,971 Where is he? 405 00:08:08,013 --> 00:08:09,307 Before I answer, 406 00:08:09,349 --> 00:08:12,439 maybe we could brew a pot 407 00:08:09,349 --> 00:08:12,439 of nice, relaxing kava tea, 408 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,733 - and then... 409 00:08:12,480 --> 00:08:13,733 - Spit it out. 410 00:08:13,775 --> 00:08:15,445 Sam was brought in 411 00:08:13,775 --> 00:08:15,445 for shoplifting a phone. 412 00:08:18,242 --> 00:08:19,411 I also have chamomile! 413 00:08:19,453 --> 00:08:20,956 That might calm us down. 414 00:08:20,997 --> 00:08:23,419 Oh, if you want calm, 415 00:08:20,997 --> 00:08:23,419 there's some ludes in evidence, 416 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,047 if anybody would ever 417 00:08:23,461 --> 00:08:25,047 let me get them out. 418 00:08:25,089 --> 00:08:26,049 Hey! 419 00:08:26,091 --> 00:08:27,469 What were you thinking? 420 00:08:27,510 --> 00:08:28,471 I made a mistake! 421 00:08:28,512 --> 00:08:29,681 The phones were 422 00:08:28,512 --> 00:08:29,681 just lying there, 423 00:08:29,723 --> 00:08:31,184 and I didn't 424 00:08:29,723 --> 00:08:31,184 think things through. 425 00:08:31,226 --> 00:08:32,604 I'm sorry, Rosa. 426 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,650 Rosa is your friend 427 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,650 from before you were a criminal. 428 00:08:34,691 --> 00:08:36,194 You are dealing 429 00:08:34,691 --> 00:08:36,194 with Detective Diaz now, 430 00:08:36,236 --> 00:08:38,031 and she is gonna make sure 431 00:08:36,236 --> 00:08:38,031 you rot in juvie 432 00:08:38,073 --> 00:08:39,033 for the rest of your life. 433 00:08:39,075 --> 00:08:40,035 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 434 00:08:40,077 --> 00:08:41,246 Can I talk to you 435 00:08:40,077 --> 00:08:41,246 for a minute? 436 00:08:45,254 --> 00:08:47,383 It feels like you're being 437 00:08:45,254 --> 00:08:47,383 a little harsh. 438 00:08:47,425 --> 00:08:48,678 Thanks. Good note. 439 00:08:48,719 --> 00:08:50,515 I was going for extremely harsh. 440 00:08:48,719 --> 00:08:50,515 I'll turn it up. 441 00:08:50,556 --> 00:08:52,644 Diaz, he's just a kid. 442 00:08:52,686 --> 00:08:54,230 Can't you just let him off 443 00:08:52,686 --> 00:08:54,230 with a warning? 444 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:56,234 Sometimes, 445 00:08:54,272 --> 00:08:56,234 being as tough as possible 446 00:08:56,276 --> 00:08:57,696 doesn't lead 447 00:08:56,276 --> 00:08:57,696 to the best outcome. 448 00:08:57,737 --> 00:09:00,535 This isn't Cagney 449 00:08:57,737 --> 00:09:00,535 calling Lacey a poopy-head. 450 00:09:00,576 --> 00:09:02,747 I'm not just gonna 451 00:09:00,576 --> 00:09:02,747 give him a time-out. 452 00:09:02,789 --> 00:09:03,833 Time-out? 453 00:09:03,875 --> 00:09:05,252 Are you kidding? 454 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:08,885 "Poopy-head" means 455 00:09:05,294 --> 00:09:08,885 no "Doc McStuffins" for a week! 456 00:09:08,926 --> 00:09:10,680 Terry hates bathroom talk. 457 00:09:10,722 --> 00:09:12,517 Gina. 458 00:09:12,559 --> 00:09:14,688 Gina. 459 00:09:14,730 --> 00:09:16,274 Gina, I screwed up, big time. 460 00:09:16,316 --> 00:09:19,322 Charles, given your 461 00:09:16,316 --> 00:09:19,322 daily life experiences, 462 00:09:19,364 --> 00:09:21,451 you're gonna have to 463 00:09:19,364 --> 00:09:21,451 be more specific. 464 00:09:21,493 --> 00:09:22,704 Gertie! 465 00:09:25,418 --> 00:09:27,088 Gertie! 466 00:09:27,130 --> 00:09:28,298 There's only one option for me: 467 00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:30,302 burn my face off with acid 468 00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:30,302 and disappear forever. 469 00:09:30,344 --> 00:09:32,306 Yes, you should do that, 470 00:09:32,348 --> 00:09:34,686 or you could just 471 00:09:32,348 --> 00:09:34,686 tell him what happened. 472 00:09:34,728 --> 00:09:36,523 I mean, he parked in two spots. 473 00:09:36,565 --> 00:09:37,901 It's kind of his fault. 474 00:09:37,943 --> 00:09:39,196 Just have some B-bone, Boyle. 475 00:09:39,238 --> 00:09:40,782 You know 476 00:09:39,238 --> 00:09:40,782 that's my smallest bone. 477 00:09:40,823 --> 00:09:42,326 Come on. It's just a car. 478 00:09:42,368 --> 00:09:43,704 He's not gonna be that mad. 479 00:09:43,746 --> 00:09:45,833 Son of a bitch! 480 00:09:45,875 --> 00:09:47,712 Okay. I misjudged that one. 481 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,424 Oh, what did 482 00:09:47,754 --> 00:09:49,424 he do to you, Gertie? 483 00:09:49,466 --> 00:09:50,551 What did he do? 484 00:09:50,593 --> 00:09:51,929 It was an accident, sir. 485 00:09:51,971 --> 00:09:54,392 Yes, an accident: 486 00:09:51,971 --> 00:09:54,392 the buffoon's apology. 487 00:09:54,434 --> 00:09:55,979 This is your fault, mister. 488 00:09:56,020 --> 00:09:58,192 Interesting. 489 00:09:56,020 --> 00:09:58,192 Charles? 490 00:09:58,234 --> 00:09:59,527 Do you feel that's the case? 491 00:09:59,569 --> 00:10:02,993 Um, your car 492 00:09:59,569 --> 00:10:02,993 is pretty far over the line. 493 00:10:03,034 --> 00:10:03,995 Mm. 494 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:06,792 So it's kind of 495 00:10:04,036 --> 00:10:06,792 your fault too. 496 00:10:06,834 --> 00:10:08,254 Pass the blame. 497 00:10:08,296 --> 00:10:09,881 The buffoonery is endless. 498 00:10:09,923 --> 00:10:11,844 You're gonna pay 499 00:10:09,923 --> 00:10:11,844 for what you've done. 500 00:10:11,885 --> 00:10:13,639 And it won't be cheap. 501 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:16,645 They'll have to custom-mix 502 00:10:13,681 --> 00:10:16,645 the color 503 00:10:16,687 --> 00:10:21,363 because they no longer make 504 00:10:16,687 --> 00:10:21,363 raspberry sherbet. 505 00:10:23,450 --> 00:10:24,703 They're all so beautiful. 506 00:10:24,744 --> 00:10:26,790 And they're all 507 00:10:24,744 --> 00:10:26,790 about to be tested... 508 00:10:26,832 --> 00:10:28,127 bouncy-styles. 509 00:10:40,067 --> 00:10:41,528 I love this mattress. 510 00:10:41,570 --> 00:10:43,866 And it loves 511 00:10:41,570 --> 00:10:43,866 having you in it. 512 00:10:43,908 --> 00:10:44,868 God? 513 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:46,496 - It's Brian. 514 00:10:44,910 --> 00:10:46,496 - Oh. 515 00:10:46,538 --> 00:10:48,751 And I'm obsessed with 516 00:10:46,538 --> 00:10:48,751 giving you a good night's sleep. 517 00:10:48,792 --> 00:10:49,878 Hello, Brian. 518 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,715 Coming on a little 519 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:51,715 strong there, buddy... 520 00:10:51,757 --> 00:10:52,717 and I'm diggin' it. 521 00:10:52,759 --> 00:10:54,304 How much to take 522 00:10:52,759 --> 00:10:54,304 this bad boy home? 523 00:10:54,346 --> 00:10:56,350 Actually, that's one of our 524 00:10:54,346 --> 00:10:56,350 more reasonable models. 525 00:10:56,392 --> 00:10:57,894 Oh. Holy Moses! 526 00:10:57,936 --> 00:10:59,940 That is much too much money. 527 00:10:59,981 --> 00:11:01,484 Well, you spent twice that 528 00:11:01,526 --> 00:11:03,488 for Mr. Met to come 529 00:11:01,526 --> 00:11:03,488 to your birthday party. 530 00:11:03,530 --> 00:11:04,783 Yeah, and it was worth it. 531 00:11:04,824 --> 00:11:06,912 Mr. Met used my bathroom. 532 00:11:04,824 --> 00:11:06,912 Number two. 533 00:11:06,954 --> 00:11:09,126 That's a memory 534 00:11:06,954 --> 00:11:09,126 I will cherish forever. 535 00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:11,504 Look, mattresses 536 00:11:09,167 --> 00:11:11,504 are expensive, 537 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:12,799 but they're an investment. 538 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,510 It's gonna be in your life 539 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:14,510 for a long time. 540 00:11:14,552 --> 00:11:17,516 True, but it's also 541 00:11:14,552 --> 00:11:17,516 still just a mattress, you know? 542 00:11:17,558 --> 00:11:19,103 It's a lot of money 543 00:11:17,558 --> 00:11:19,103 to spend on a rectangle 544 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,898 that's filled with springs 545 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:20,898 and goose hair. 546 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:22,360 - You know it's feathers. 547 00:11:20,940 --> 00:11:22,360 - I didn't. 548 00:11:22,402 --> 00:11:24,029 And it would be 549 00:11:22,402 --> 00:11:24,029 money well spent, 550 00:11:24,071 --> 00:11:26,534 because it would allow me 551 00:11:24,071 --> 00:11:26,534 to actually sleep in your bed. 552 00:11:26,576 --> 00:11:27,829 But I already have 553 00:11:26,576 --> 00:11:27,829 a mattress. 554 00:11:27,870 --> 00:11:29,039 It just doesn't seem worth it. 555 00:11:29,081 --> 00:11:31,043 Okay, well, to me, 556 00:11:31,085 --> 00:11:33,174 it sounds like you're saying 557 00:11:31,085 --> 00:11:33,174 I'm not worth it. 558 00:11:33,215 --> 00:11:35,719 So I'm gonna go sleep 559 00:11:33,215 --> 00:11:35,719 in my grown-up mattress 560 00:11:35,761 --> 00:11:36,763 that I bought this century, 561 00:11:36,805 --> 00:11:38,516 and you're not invited. 562 00:11:40,771 --> 00:11:42,942 You know, she's right about 563 00:11:40,771 --> 00:11:42,942 mattresses being an investment. 564 00:11:42,984 --> 00:11:43,986 Back off, Brian. 565 00:11:49,498 --> 00:11:50,500 Morning. 566 00:11:51,793 --> 00:11:52,837 You look well-rested. 567 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,010 Yes, because I slept 568 00:11:52,879 --> 00:11:56,010 in my own bed. 569 00:11:56,052 --> 00:11:57,305 I was tossing 570 00:11:56,052 --> 00:11:57,305 and turning. 571 00:11:57,347 --> 00:11:58,598 Jake told me 572 00:11:57,347 --> 00:11:58,598 about your fight, 573 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,228 and I'm so worried 574 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,228 about you two. 575 00:12:00,269 --> 00:12:01,230 Thank you, Charles. 576 00:12:01,271 --> 00:12:02,232 What do I have to do, 577 00:12:02,273 --> 00:12:03,234 buy the mattress myself? 578 00:12:03,275 --> 00:12:04,236 Done. 579 00:12:04,277 --> 00:12:05,238 - Problem solved. 580 00:12:04,277 --> 00:12:05,238 - No. 581 00:12:05,279 --> 00:12:06,407 It would make him 582 00:12:05,279 --> 00:12:06,407 so happy. 583 00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:07,700 Good job on the bust 584 00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:07,700 yesterday. 585 00:12:07,742 --> 00:12:09,787 How was it, working together 586 00:12:07,742 --> 00:12:09,787 as a couple? 587 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:10,873 - So good. 588 00:12:09,829 --> 00:12:10,873 - So great. 589 00:12:10,915 --> 00:12:12,042 - Yeah. 590 00:12:10,915 --> 00:12:12,042 - Super mellow and chill. 591 00:12:12,084 --> 00:12:13,212 Yeah. 592 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,548 - She slapped my butt once. 593 00:12:13,254 --> 00:12:14,548 - Mm-hmm. 594 00:12:14,588 --> 00:12:15,716 We're definitely 595 00:12:14,588 --> 00:12:15,716 falling in love. 596 00:12:15,758 --> 00:12:17,345 - All right. 597 00:12:15,758 --> 00:12:17,345 - Good, good, good. 598 00:12:17,387 --> 00:12:19,349 We found something strange 599 00:12:17,387 --> 00:12:19,349 on the dealer you brought in: 600 00:12:19,391 --> 00:12:20,809 two matchbooks 601 00:12:19,391 --> 00:12:20,809 from the same hotel. 602 00:12:20,851 --> 00:12:22,939 He's refusing to give up 603 00:12:20,851 --> 00:12:22,939 his supplier, 604 00:12:22,980 --> 00:12:24,650 but this could be something. 605 00:12:24,692 --> 00:12:25,861 That's weird. 606 00:12:24,692 --> 00:12:25,861 Look at this. 607 00:12:25,903 --> 00:12:28,284 The same two matches 608 00:12:25,903 --> 00:12:28,284 are missing from both books: 609 00:12:28,325 --> 00:12:30,496 third one on the bottom row, 610 00:12:28,325 --> 00:12:30,496 and fifth one from the top. 611 00:12:30,538 --> 00:12:31,748 - Coincidence? 612 00:12:30,538 --> 00:12:31,748 - No way. 613 00:12:31,790 --> 00:12:33,668 No one would 614 00:12:31,790 --> 00:12:33,668 take matches out like that. 615 00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:35,590 Trust me; I smoked 616 00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:35,590 four cigarettes in college. 617 00:12:35,630 --> 00:12:36,592 One to completion. 618 00:12:36,632 --> 00:12:37,885 That's a code. 619 00:12:37,927 --> 00:12:38,887 A code? 620 00:12:38,929 --> 00:12:39,889 Exciting. 621 00:12:39,931 --> 00:12:41,684 I'll go get my pencil case. 622 00:12:41,726 --> 00:12:42,979 I bet it's a room number. 623 00:12:43,020 --> 00:12:44,357 Third floor, fifth room. 624 00:12:44,399 --> 00:12:45,526 Room 305. 625 00:12:45,568 --> 00:12:46,861 - That's definitely it. 626 00:12:45,568 --> 00:12:46,861 - Well, great. 627 00:12:46,903 --> 00:12:47,863 Great, great. 628 00:12:47,905 --> 00:12:50,702 Santiago has solved it. 629 00:12:50,744 --> 00:12:52,332 I want you two 630 00:12:50,744 --> 00:12:52,332 to go undercover 631 00:12:52,373 --> 00:12:53,792 as a couple 632 00:12:52,373 --> 00:12:53,792 to stake out the room. 633 00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:55,212 You should be 634 00:12:53,834 --> 00:12:55,212 very convincing, 635 00:12:55,254 --> 00:12:56,548 given that you're currently... 636 00:12:56,590 --> 00:12:57,758 what was it? 637 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,011 "Smooshing booties." 638 00:12:59,052 --> 00:13:01,642 Great, and thank you 639 00:12:59,052 --> 00:13:01,642 for saying it that way. 640 00:13:01,682 --> 00:13:03,395 It made us both 641 00:13:01,682 --> 00:13:03,395 feel very comfortable. 642 00:13:03,437 --> 00:13:05,232 Sure did. 643 00:13:07,068 --> 00:13:08,738 Hey, I've been 644 00:13:07,068 --> 00:13:08,738 looking for you. 645 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:10,909 Before you decide 646 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:10,909 what to do with Sam, 647 00:13:10,951 --> 00:13:13,248 there's someone I think 648 00:13:10,951 --> 00:13:13,248 you should talk to. 649 00:13:15,961 --> 00:13:17,173 Ms. Miriam. 650 00:13:17,215 --> 00:13:18,758 Surprise! 651 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,762 I tracked down 652 00:13:18,800 --> 00:13:20,762 your old ballet coach. 653 00:13:20,804 --> 00:13:23,227 I brought her in 654 00:13:20,804 --> 00:13:23,227 to remind you of the effect 655 00:13:23,268 --> 00:13:27,193 a kind, nurturing presence 656 00:13:23,268 --> 00:13:27,193 can have on a young life. 657 00:13:27,235 --> 00:13:28,778 Hello, dear. 658 00:13:28,820 --> 00:13:29,947 Have you continued to dance? 659 00:13:29,989 --> 00:13:31,451 No, Ms. Miriam. 660 00:13:31,493 --> 00:13:32,870 Well, there's 661 00:13:31,493 --> 00:13:32,870 no surprise in that. 662 00:13:32,912 --> 00:13:34,290 You always were a lazy ox. 663 00:13:34,332 --> 00:13:36,587 - What's this now? 664 00:13:34,332 --> 00:13:36,587 - Look at your posture. 665 00:13:36,628 --> 00:13:39,593 You look as if you should be 666 00:13:36,628 --> 00:13:39,593 ringing the bells at Notre Dame. 667 00:13:39,634 --> 00:13:41,804 Ms. Miriam was not 668 00:13:39,634 --> 00:13:41,804 nurturing at all. 669 00:13:41,846 --> 00:13:42,890 All right, ox. 670 00:13:42,932 --> 00:13:44,227 Let's see what you've got. 671 00:13:45,271 --> 00:13:47,275 Five, six, seven, eight. 672 00:13:47,316 --> 00:13:48,860 Eyes up. 673 00:13:48,902 --> 00:13:51,031 Shoulders down. 674 00:13:51,073 --> 00:13:52,910 Well, that wasn't terrible. 675 00:13:52,952 --> 00:13:53,912 See, Sarge? 676 00:13:53,954 --> 00:13:55,249 Tough love works. 677 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:56,251 Damn it! 678 00:13:56,293 --> 00:13:58,589 Terry proved the wrong point. 679 00:13:59,591 --> 00:14:01,261 Aw, Chuckles. 680 00:14:01,303 --> 00:14:03,848 You're looking even more 681 00:14:01,303 --> 00:14:03,848 broken than usual. 682 00:14:03,890 --> 00:14:04,934 Yeah, I should have never 683 00:14:04,976 --> 00:14:07,523 have tried to stand up 684 00:14:04,976 --> 00:14:07,523 to Captain Holt. 685 00:14:07,565 --> 00:14:09,067 Why didn't I just beg for mercy? 686 00:14:09,109 --> 00:14:10,862 It's my signature move: 687 00:14:10,904 --> 00:14:12,073 "The Charles." 688 00:14:12,115 --> 00:14:14,870 No, you are actually 689 00:14:12,115 --> 00:14:14,870 in the right in this sitch. 690 00:14:14,912 --> 00:14:16,583 The captain 691 00:14:14,912 --> 00:14:16,583 is being irrational. 692 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,339 But he's about to learn 693 00:14:16,625 --> 00:14:19,339 himself a lesson. 694 00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,635 Right about... 695 00:14:22,637 --> 00:14:26,311 Nah... 696 00:14:26,353 --> 00:14:27,313 Oh, my! 697 00:14:27,355 --> 00:14:28,315 Ow. 698 00:14:28,357 --> 00:14:29,526 Timed it perfectly. 699 00:14:29,567 --> 00:14:31,321 What? 700 00:14:31,363 --> 00:14:34,536 What did you do 701 00:14:31,363 --> 00:14:34,536 to my cupcake? 702 00:14:34,577 --> 00:14:35,912 This is yours? 703 00:14:35,954 --> 00:14:37,916 Why on Earth is your cupcake 704 00:14:35,954 --> 00:14:37,916 on my chair? 705 00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,546 Because it's very 706 00:14:37,958 --> 00:14:39,546 special to me, 707 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,924 so I can put it 708 00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:41,924 wherever I want. 709 00:14:41,966 --> 00:14:43,428 This is your fault. 710 00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:45,097 Now you have to buy me 711 00:14:43,470 --> 00:14:45,097 a new cupcake. 712 00:14:45,140 --> 00:14:45,974 This is outrageous. 713 00:14:46,016 --> 00:14:47,936 You expect me to avoid... 714 00:14:47,978 --> 00:14:50,024 oh, I see. 715 00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:52,111 Mm-hmm. 716 00:14:50,066 --> 00:14:52,111 Yeah, you do. 717 00:14:52,154 --> 00:14:54,115 - The cupcake was Gertie. 718 00:14:52,154 --> 00:14:54,115 - Yes. 719 00:14:54,158 --> 00:14:56,162 - Your butt was Charles's car. 720 00:14:54,158 --> 00:14:56,162 - Yes. 721 00:14:56,204 --> 00:14:57,665 The chair 722 00:14:56,204 --> 00:14:57,665 was the parking space. 723 00:14:57,707 --> 00:14:58,834 Yes, I get it. 724 00:14:58,876 --> 00:15:00,002 Your office was the garage. 725 00:15:00,044 --> 00:15:01,964 Yes, I'm telling you 726 00:15:00,044 --> 00:15:01,964 I understand the lesson. 727 00:15:02,006 --> 00:15:05,681 And I was the brilliant 728 00:15:02,006 --> 00:15:05,681 Gina Linetti in both scenarios. 729 00:15:05,723 --> 00:15:06,974 All right. 730 00:15:05,723 --> 00:15:06,974 We're done here. 731 00:15:07,016 --> 00:15:08,186 'Kay. 732 00:15:10,022 --> 00:15:11,735 You're a great captain. 733 00:15:13,028 --> 00:15:14,990 Jake, why don't you 734 00:15:13,028 --> 00:15:14,990 just sit down? 735 00:15:15,032 --> 00:15:15,992 No, thank you. 736 00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:17,663 I can see the feed better 737 00:15:16,034 --> 00:15:17,663 from here. 738 00:15:17,705 --> 00:15:19,375 It's really comfortable. 739 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,838 All right. 740 00:15:19,417 --> 00:15:21,838 I'll sit. 741 00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:26,054 Nope, my butt 742 00:15:24,260 --> 00:15:26,054 hates expensive things. 743 00:15:26,096 --> 00:15:27,014 No. 744 00:15:27,056 --> 00:15:28,058 You know what your butt hates? 745 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:30,188 Making any sort of 746 00:15:28,100 --> 00:15:30,188 sacrifice for us, 747 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,526 because it's not serious 748 00:15:30,230 --> 00:15:32,526 about this relationship. 749 00:15:32,568 --> 00:15:35,030 Okay, first of all, 750 00:15:32,568 --> 00:15:35,030 my butt is so serious 751 00:15:35,072 --> 00:15:36,242 it should be wearing 752 00:15:35,072 --> 00:15:36,242 spectacles. 753 00:15:36,284 --> 00:15:37,870 And second, your butt 754 00:15:36,284 --> 00:15:37,870 is the butt 755 00:15:37,912 --> 00:15:39,540 that is not serious 756 00:15:37,912 --> 00:15:39,540 about this relationship. 757 00:15:40,584 --> 00:15:42,546 My butt is totally serious. 758 00:15:42,588 --> 00:15:44,048 I've made all kinds of changes. 759 00:15:44,090 --> 00:15:46,052 I bought orange soda for you. 760 00:15:46,094 --> 00:15:47,222 Okay! 761 00:15:47,264 --> 00:15:48,892 For the last time, 762 00:15:48,934 --> 00:15:51,940 Orangina is not orange soda. 763 00:15:51,982 --> 00:15:53,861 Yeah, because it's better. 764 00:15:53,902 --> 00:15:56,072 Uh, okay, now you're 765 00:15:53,902 --> 00:15:56,072 just being crazy. 766 00:15:56,114 --> 00:15:58,076 Ugh, you're not even taking 767 00:15:56,114 --> 00:15:58,076 this argument seriously. 768 00:15:58,118 --> 00:15:59,789 All right. 769 00:15:58,118 --> 00:15:59,789 You want to get serious? 770 00:15:59,831 --> 00:16:02,084 How come you haven't told 771 00:15:59,831 --> 00:16:02,084 your mom that we're dating? 772 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,338 Yeah, that's right. 773 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,090 I saw the text she sent you 774 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,090 about setting you up 775 00:16:05,133 --> 00:16:06,092 with some dude named Gary. 776 00:16:06,135 --> 00:16:07,179 You read my texts? 777 00:16:07,221 --> 00:16:08,765 It buzzed when you were 778 00:16:07,221 --> 00:16:08,765 in the bathroom. 779 00:16:08,807 --> 00:16:10,686 Who doesn't bring their phone 780 00:16:08,807 --> 00:16:10,686 with them into the bathroom? 781 00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:12,104 That's, like, the whole reason 782 00:16:10,728 --> 00:16:12,104 to go in there. 783 00:16:12,147 --> 00:16:14,108 I haven't told her because 784 00:16:12,147 --> 00:16:14,108 I haven't had the chance. 785 00:16:14,151 --> 00:16:15,110 What? 786 00:16:15,153 --> 00:16:16,155 You talk to her, like, 787 00:16:15,153 --> 00:16:16,155 every week. 788 00:16:16,197 --> 00:16:17,324 You basically stalk her. 789 00:16:17,366 --> 00:16:18,702 Why don't you just admit 790 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,581 that you don't want 791 00:16:18,744 --> 00:16:20,581 to tell her about me? 792 00:16:20,622 --> 00:16:22,543 Jake, it's not about you. 793 00:16:22,585 --> 00:16:25,131 Look, the minute I tell her 794 00:16:22,585 --> 00:16:25,131 that I'm dating someone, 795 00:16:25,173 --> 00:16:27,052 she's gonna call me 796 00:16:25,173 --> 00:16:27,052 all the time 797 00:16:27,093 --> 00:16:29,139 and ask me a million 798 00:16:27,093 --> 00:16:29,139 annoying questions. 799 00:16:29,181 --> 00:16:31,561 Wow, it sounds like 800 00:16:29,181 --> 00:16:31,561 such a huge drag. 801 00:16:31,603 --> 00:16:33,565 I guess I'm just not 802 00:16:31,603 --> 00:16:33,565 "worth it." 803 00:16:33,607 --> 00:16:35,068 Boom... used the thing 804 00:16:33,607 --> 00:16:35,068 you said to me 805 00:16:35,109 --> 00:16:36,153 in a different argument 806 00:16:35,109 --> 00:16:36,153 in this argument. 807 00:16:36,195 --> 00:16:37,155 I win the argument. 808 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,159 Oh, no, no, no. 809 00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:39,159 This is bad. 810 00:16:39,201 --> 00:16:40,621 Well, you started it... 811 00:16:39,201 --> 00:16:40,621 or I did. 812 00:16:40,662 --> 00:16:42,165 - I can't remember at this point. 813 00:16:40,662 --> 00:16:42,165 - No, Jake. 814 00:16:42,207 --> 00:16:43,961 Look at the screen. 815 00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:45,589 Oh, no. 816 00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:49,889 For the last time, 817 00:16:45,631 --> 00:16:49,889 Orangina is not orange soda. 818 00:16:49,931 --> 00:16:51,476 Yeah, because it's better. 819 00:16:51,517 --> 00:16:54,690 Uh, okay, now you're just 820 00:16:51,517 --> 00:16:54,690 being crazy. 821 00:16:54,732 --> 00:16:56,903 You're not even 822 00:16:54,732 --> 00:16:56,903 taking this... 823 00:16:56,945 --> 00:16:58,657 You do have to admit, 824 00:16:56,945 --> 00:16:58,657 it was a pretty good point 825 00:16:58,698 --> 00:17:00,160 about Orangina, though. 826 00:17:07,466 --> 00:17:09,137 Your turn, Peralta. 827 00:17:09,178 --> 00:17:10,848 Thank you, Santiago. 828 00:17:12,852 --> 00:17:14,104 Okay. 829 00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:17,611 I know you're mad, 830 00:17:15,482 --> 00:17:17,611 but before you say anything, 831 00:17:17,653 --> 00:17:19,239 yes, we screwed up. 832 00:17:19,281 --> 00:17:20,951 And yes, you warned us. 833 00:17:20,993 --> 00:17:23,247 And yes, I don't know 834 00:17:20,993 --> 00:17:23,247 where I'm going with this. 835 00:17:23,289 --> 00:17:25,127 But I do know this: 836 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,214 I have reached 837 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:27,214 the end of my sentence. 838 00:17:29,218 --> 00:17:30,137 Oh, my God. Did that work? 839 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,263 - Not at all. 840 00:17:30,179 --> 00:17:31,263 - Oh. 841 00:17:31,305 --> 00:17:34,269 I can't believe 842 00:17:31,305 --> 00:17:34,269 you let a personal argument 843 00:17:34,311 --> 00:17:36,065 derail your investigation. 844 00:17:36,106 --> 00:17:37,275 I would characterize it more 845 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,279 as a professional 846 00:17:37,317 --> 00:17:39,279 police disagreement. 847 00:17:39,321 --> 00:17:40,949 - I listened to the tape. 848 00:17:39,321 --> 00:17:40,949 - Oh, no. 849 00:17:40,991 --> 00:17:42,953 Yeah, well, then you know 850 00:17:40,991 --> 00:17:42,953 that it was a straight-up 851 00:17:42,995 --> 00:17:44,289 crazy bitch fight. 852 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,211 Look, I know we screwed up 853 00:17:44,331 --> 00:17:46,211 the case, and I'm sorry. 854 00:17:46,252 --> 00:17:47,546 But if it's any consolation, 855 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:50,093 I think we also screwed up 856 00:17:47,588 --> 00:17:50,093 our relationship. 857 00:17:50,135 --> 00:17:51,345 Peralta, have a seat. 858 00:17:51,387 --> 00:17:53,307 I believe this might help. 859 00:17:53,349 --> 00:17:55,311 When Kevin and I 860 00:17:53,349 --> 00:17:55,311 first started dating, 861 00:17:55,353 --> 00:17:57,315 he taught at a small 862 00:17:55,353 --> 00:17:57,315 college upstate. 863 00:17:57,357 --> 00:17:59,779 It was two hours away 864 00:17:57,357 --> 00:17:59,779 by train or bus, 865 00:17:59,820 --> 00:18:01,574 but only 30 minutes by car. 866 00:18:01,616 --> 00:18:03,327 Is this another one 867 00:18:01,616 --> 00:18:03,327 of your riddles? 868 00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:04,914 You rode to work 869 00:18:03,369 --> 00:18:04,914 on his shoulders. 870 00:18:04,956 --> 00:18:06,793 One set of footprints. No? 871 00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,255 - No. 872 00:18:06,834 --> 00:18:08,255 - Okay. 873 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:09,590 Neither of us owned a car, 874 00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:11,510 and I didn't want to buy one 875 00:18:09,632 --> 00:18:11,510 because that would mean 876 00:18:11,552 --> 00:18:13,055 admitting that 877 00:18:11,552 --> 00:18:13,055 I cared for Kevin. 878 00:18:13,097 --> 00:18:15,518 He had the same fear, 879 00:18:13,097 --> 00:18:15,518 and so visits were rare, 880 00:18:15,560 --> 00:18:16,813 and I was miserable. 881 00:18:16,854 --> 00:18:19,401 Then one spring day, 882 00:18:16,854 --> 00:18:19,401 Kevin showed up at my door 883 00:18:19,443 --> 00:18:21,363 having purchased Gertie. 884 00:18:21,405 --> 00:18:24,411 He took the leap, 885 00:18:21,405 --> 00:18:24,411 and I'm so grateful that he did. 886 00:18:24,453 --> 00:18:27,960 I only regret that I didn't 887 00:18:24,453 --> 00:18:27,960 do it first. 888 00:18:28,002 --> 00:18:29,379 Do you understand? 889 00:18:29,421 --> 00:18:31,425 Absolutely. 890 00:18:31,467 --> 00:18:32,678 100 percent. 891 00:18:32,719 --> 00:18:33,805 The train is your 892 00:18:32,719 --> 00:18:33,805 old mattress. 893 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,184 - Yeah. 894 00:18:33,847 --> 00:18:35,184 - The car is your new mattress. 895 00:18:35,225 --> 00:18:36,227 - I got it. 896 00:18:35,225 --> 00:18:36,227 - Kevin is you. 897 00:18:36,269 --> 00:18:37,103 - Mm-hmm. 898 00:18:36,269 --> 00:18:37,103 - I'm Santiago. 899 00:18:37,146 --> 00:18:39,317 Loud and clear. 900 00:18:37,146 --> 00:18:39,317 100 percent. 901 00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:42,656 So I took care of Sam. 902 00:18:42,698 --> 00:18:43,658 Uh-oh. 903 00:18:43,700 --> 00:18:44,785 That sounds ominous, 904 00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:47,415 like you went 905 00:18:44,827 --> 00:18:47,415 all Ms. Miriam on him. 906 00:18:47,457 --> 00:18:48,417 I let him off with a warning. 907 00:18:48,459 --> 00:18:49,712 See, thing about Ms. Miriam 908 00:18:49,753 --> 00:18:51,799 is she made me a good dancer, 909 00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:54,305 but she ruined 910 00:18:51,841 --> 00:18:54,305 my childhood. 911 00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:56,600 She was constantly riding me 912 00:18:54,347 --> 00:18:56,600 about my posture 913 00:18:56,642 --> 00:18:58,437 and my technique 914 00:18:56,642 --> 00:18:58,437 and my pink hair. 915 00:18:58,479 --> 00:18:59,690 - Pink hair. 916 00:18:58,479 --> 00:18:59,690 - Never speak of that. 917 00:18:59,732 --> 00:19:01,068 Copy. 918 00:19:01,109 --> 00:19:02,821 She's the reason 919 00:19:01,109 --> 00:19:02,821 I quit ballet, 920 00:19:02,863 --> 00:19:04,325 and I sure as hell 921 00:19:02,863 --> 00:19:04,325 don't want Sam 922 00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:06,662 to quit the Big Brother program 923 00:19:04,367 --> 00:19:06,662 'cause of me. 924 00:19:06,704 --> 00:19:08,666 This is totally 925 00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:12,549 how I thought this Ms. Miriam 926 00:19:08,708 --> 00:19:12,549 thing was gonna go. 927 00:19:12,591 --> 00:19:15,471 Another flawless Terry plan. 928 00:19:15,513 --> 00:19:17,268 Boyle, I thought 929 00:19:15,513 --> 00:19:17,268 you should know. 930 00:19:17,309 --> 00:19:18,937 I just got Gertie back 931 00:19:17,309 --> 00:19:18,937 from the garage. 932 00:19:18,978 --> 00:19:20,565 She looks as good as new. 933 00:19:20,607 --> 00:19:22,194 Better, even, 934 00:19:20,607 --> 00:19:22,194 because after 12 years, 935 00:19:22,236 --> 00:19:24,072 they finally got 936 00:19:22,236 --> 00:19:24,072 the Annie Lennox cassette 937 00:19:24,114 --> 00:19:25,074 out of the tape player. 938 00:19:25,116 --> 00:19:26,411 Oh, I love her. 939 00:19:26,452 --> 00:19:28,123 Here's a check 940 00:19:26,452 --> 00:19:28,123 for the full amount. 941 00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,712 You don't owe me anything. 942 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,427 It was my fault, 943 00:19:31,754 --> 00:19:34,427 and I behaved poorly, 944 00:19:34,468 --> 00:19:36,806 as Gina made abundantly clear. 945 00:19:36,847 --> 00:19:38,184 Oh, speaking of, 946 00:19:38,226 --> 00:19:40,688 you still owe me $14 947 00:19:38,226 --> 00:19:40,688 for that cupcake. 948 00:19:41,774 --> 00:19:43,361 - Hey. 949 00:19:41,774 --> 00:19:43,361 - Hey. 950 00:19:43,403 --> 00:19:44,529 What's up? 951 00:19:44,571 --> 00:19:45,531 Two things. 952 00:19:45,573 --> 00:19:46,784 I ran the footage 953 00:19:45,573 --> 00:19:46,784 from the hotel 954 00:19:46,826 --> 00:19:48,955 through facial recognition 955 00:19:46,826 --> 00:19:48,955 software and got a match: 956 00:19:48,997 --> 00:19:50,583 Grady Lamont. 957 00:19:50,625 --> 00:19:52,545 This is his current address. 958 00:19:52,587 --> 00:19:53,547 That's good, I guess. 959 00:19:53,589 --> 00:19:54,633 Yeah, it's six years old. 960 00:19:54,675 --> 00:19:56,804 Well, druggies are lazy? 961 00:19:56,846 --> 00:19:57,973 He deals in uppers. 962 00:19:58,015 --> 00:19:59,268 - We're screwed. 963 00:19:58,015 --> 00:19:59,268 - Yup. 964 00:19:59,310 --> 00:20:01,147 What's the second thing? 965 00:20:01,189 --> 00:20:02,774 Well, the Captain and I 966 00:20:01,189 --> 00:20:02,774 were jamming 967 00:20:02,816 --> 00:20:05,571 on some personal issues, 968 00:20:02,816 --> 00:20:05,571 just going back and forth. 969 00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:07,951 I honestly think I helped him 970 00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:07,951 more than he helped me. 971 00:20:07,993 --> 00:20:09,538 - I'm not buying any of that. 972 00:20:07,993 --> 00:20:09,538 - No. 973 00:20:13,086 --> 00:20:15,217 Amy Santiago... 974 00:20:15,258 --> 00:20:16,719 I want to change 975 00:20:15,258 --> 00:20:16,719 mattresses for you. 976 00:20:18,639 --> 00:20:20,227 That's the best thing 977 00:20:18,639 --> 00:20:20,227 I've ever heard. 978 00:20:20,268 --> 00:20:21,979 I'm sorry I didn't 979 00:20:20,268 --> 00:20:21,979 do it sooner. 980 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,985 I think I was just scared 981 00:20:22,021 --> 00:20:24,985 that you were gonna realize 982 00:20:25,027 --> 00:20:26,613 you're way better than me. 983 00:20:26,655 --> 00:20:29,870 Like, you're Orangina, 984 00:20:26,655 --> 00:20:29,870 and I'm orange soda. 985 00:20:29,912 --> 00:20:31,290 Are you kidding? 986 00:20:31,332 --> 00:20:32,459 You're Orangina. 987 00:20:32,501 --> 00:20:33,461 Ugh. 988 00:20:33,503 --> 00:20:34,629 Don't say that. 989 00:20:34,671 --> 00:20:36,300 Look. 990 00:20:36,342 --> 00:20:38,430 I was scared too. 991 00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,557 I'm gonna call my mom tonight. 992 00:20:42,103 --> 00:20:44,316 Okay. 993 00:20:44,358 --> 00:20:46,320 Let's buy this baby. 994 00:20:46,362 --> 00:20:48,657 Calling up the website, 995 00:20:48,699 --> 00:20:50,287 finding the mattress, 996 00:20:50,328 --> 00:20:51,914 adding to cart, 997 00:20:51,956 --> 00:20:53,667 signing in as "guest"... 998 00:20:53,709 --> 00:20:55,255 That is not an option. 999 00:20:55,297 --> 00:20:56,673 Creating an account... 1000 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,553 You don't have to buy it 1001 00:20:56,715 --> 00:20:58,553 right this second. 1002 00:20:58,595 --> 00:20:59,972 Nope, this is a big 1003 00:20:58,595 --> 00:20:59,972 romantic gesture, 1004 00:21:00,013 --> 00:21:01,476 and I'm nailing it. 1005 00:21:01,517 --> 00:21:04,063 Shipping address... 1006 00:21:01,517 --> 00:21:04,063 not the same as billing address. 1007 00:21:04,105 --> 00:21:05,691 Got to enter both of those. 1008 00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:07,695 Jake, Jake, look! 1009 00:21:05,733 --> 00:21:07,695 There's our guy. 1010 00:21:07,737 --> 00:21:08,739 Oh, perfect timing. 1011 00:21:08,781 --> 00:21:09,908 Submit order. 1012 00:21:09,950 --> 00:21:11,203 Province? Oh, no. 1013 00:21:11,245 --> 00:21:12,539 We're on the Canadian website. 1014 00:21:12,581 --> 00:21:13,707 Click on the American flag. 1015 00:21:13,749 --> 00:21:14,627 - Jake! 1016 00:21:13,749 --> 00:21:14,627 - Yeah. 1017 00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:15,504 We'll do this later. 1018 00:21:14,709 --> 00:21:15,504 Let's go! 1019 00:21:15,753 --> 00:21:17,174 Not a doctor. Shh!