1 00:00:01,969 --> 00:00:03,802 Cluck, cluck! 2 00:00:01,969 --> 00:00:03,802 Gobble, gobble! 3 00:00:03,843 --> 00:00:04,843 Guess who just came from 4 00:00:04,885 --> 00:00:08,593 the P.S. 321 5 00:00:04,885 --> 00:00:08,593 Thanksgiving Parade? 6 00:00:08,635 --> 00:00:09,718 Charles, you actually might... 7 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,969 Who's Charles? 8 00:00:09,760 --> 00:00:11,969 I'm Tommy Gobbler. 9 00:00:12,010 --> 00:00:15,301 And I'm stuffed with 10 00:00:12,010 --> 00:00:15,301 Thanksgiving happiness! 11 00:00:15,343 --> 00:00:16,301 Gobble, gobble! 12 00:00:16,343 --> 00:00:17,301 Seriously, Charles... 13 00:00:17,343 --> 00:00:18,468 Uh-uh, I warned you! 14 00:00:18,510 --> 00:00:20,094 I'm Tommy Gobbler, 15 00:00:20,135 --> 00:00:21,677 you silly pilgrim. 16 00:00:21,718 --> 00:00:23,301 Okay, Tommy Gobbler. 17 00:00:23,343 --> 00:00:24,468 There you go! 18 00:00:24,510 --> 00:00:26,468 These are 19 00:00:24,510 --> 00:00:26,468 the Davidsons. 20 00:00:26,510 --> 00:00:27,718 They want to know 21 00:00:26,510 --> 00:00:27,718 what happened 22 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,052 to their missing 23 00:00:27,760 --> 00:00:30,052 grandmother. 24 00:00:30,094 --> 00:00:32,426 I have some deeply 25 00:00:30,094 --> 00:00:32,426 tragic news for you. 26 00:00:52,885 --> 00:00:53,843 Listen up. 27 00:00:53,885 --> 00:00:54,969 Diaz and I are going to Rikers 28 00:00:55,010 --> 00:00:57,052 to interview a guy 29 00:00:55,010 --> 00:00:57,052 we think has info 30 00:00:57,094 --> 00:00:58,843 on the 31 00:00:57,094 --> 00:00:58,843 Douglass Street murders. 32 00:00:58,885 --> 00:01:01,760 Also, IT says 33 00:00:58,885 --> 00:01:01,760 the internet is down. 34 00:01:01,802 --> 00:01:03,969 What? No! 35 00:01:04,010 --> 00:01:05,426 I had just clicked 36 00:01:04,010 --> 00:01:05,426 a link that said 37 00:01:05,468 --> 00:01:07,094 Balloon Boy 38 00:01:05,468 --> 00:01:07,094 grew up hot. 39 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:09,094 Now I will never 40 00:01:07,135 --> 00:01:09,094 see those pictures. 41 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:10,551 Can't you just use 42 00:01:09,135 --> 00:01:10,551 the internet on your phone? 43 00:01:10,593 --> 00:01:12,927 Bitch, you know 44 00:01:10,593 --> 00:01:12,927 I'm out of data. 45 00:01:12,969 --> 00:01:14,052 Jake, 46 00:01:14,094 --> 00:01:15,052 can I speak to 47 00:01:14,094 --> 00:01:15,052 you for a minute? 48 00:01:15,094 --> 00:01:16,052 In private. 49 00:01:16,094 --> 00:01:19,052 Ooh, someone's in trouble. 50 00:01:19,094 --> 00:01:21,468 It's me. 51 00:01:19,094 --> 00:01:21,468 I don't know why I did that. 52 00:01:21,510 --> 00:01:23,635 So Sharon'll be 53 00:01:21,510 --> 00:01:23,635 here in an hour. 54 00:01:23,677 --> 00:01:25,260 We're driving up to the 55 00:01:23,677 --> 00:01:25,260 Berkshires to spend 56 00:01:25,301 --> 00:01:26,718 one last weekend alone 57 00:01:26,760 --> 00:01:27,885 before the baby comes. 58 00:01:27,927 --> 00:01:30,343 Yeah! 59 00:01:27,927 --> 00:01:30,343 Somebody's gonna get it! 60 00:01:30,385 --> 00:01:32,135 She's 37 weeks 61 00:01:30,385 --> 00:01:32,135 pregnant, man. 62 00:01:32,177 --> 00:01:33,385 We're gonna 63 00:01:32,177 --> 00:01:33,385 eat pie in bed. 64 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:34,385 Oh, yeah. 65 00:01:34,426 --> 00:01:35,760 I just wanted to ask: 66 00:01:35,802 --> 00:01:37,677 If Sharon gets here 67 00:01:35,802 --> 00:01:37,677 before I'm back from Rikers, 68 00:01:37,718 --> 00:01:39,010 can you make sure 69 00:01:37,718 --> 00:01:39,010 she's comfortable? 70 00:01:39,052 --> 00:01:40,177 And also, um... 71 00:01:40,219 --> 00:01:41,969 Keep Captain Holt 72 00:01:40,219 --> 00:01:41,969 away from her. 73 00:01:42,010 --> 00:01:43,593 Really? Why? 74 00:01:43,635 --> 00:01:44,843 He's always 75 00:01:43,635 --> 00:01:44,843 weird around her 76 00:01:44,885 --> 00:01:46,426 and it stresses 77 00:01:44,885 --> 00:01:46,426 her out. 78 00:01:46,468 --> 00:01:47,885 She says he reminds 79 00:01:46,468 --> 00:01:47,885 her of those 80 00:01:47,927 --> 00:01:49,885 judgmental trees from 81 00:01:47,927 --> 00:01:49,885 "Lord of the Rings." 82 00:01:49,927 --> 00:01:50,969 They're called "Ents." 83 00:01:51,010 --> 00:01:52,052 Get a life, dweeb. 84 00:01:52,094 --> 00:01:53,677 - I don't care. 85 00:01:52,094 --> 00:01:53,677 - Okay. 86 00:01:53,718 --> 00:01:54,718 Can you handle it? 87 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,094 Yes, I can totally 88 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,094 handle it. 89 00:01:56,135 --> 00:01:57,260 I will take care 90 00:01:56,135 --> 00:01:57,260 of Sharon. 91 00:01:57,301 --> 00:01:58,468 As long as she's carrying 92 00:01:58,510 --> 00:02:00,426 my godchild inside of her, 93 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:01,718 I am her god-husband. 94 00:02:01,760 --> 00:02:03,010 She is my god-wife. 95 00:02:03,052 --> 00:02:04,635 And I will god-love 96 00:02:03,052 --> 00:02:04,635 her forever. 97 00:02:04,677 --> 00:02:05,927 Come on, man. 98 00:02:05,969 --> 00:02:07,177 Don't say stuff 99 00:02:05,969 --> 00:02:07,177 like that. 100 00:02:07,219 --> 00:02:08,718 Which part? 101 00:02:07,219 --> 00:02:08,718 All of it? 102 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:10,010 I'm gonna assume 103 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:10,010 it's all of it, 104 00:02:10,052 --> 00:02:11,593 and just make my exeunt. 105 00:02:11,635 --> 00:02:12,927 Okay. Don't hurt me. 106 00:02:12,969 --> 00:02:14,510 Happy Thanksgiving, sir. 107 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,177 This year, I'm more 108 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:16,177 thankful than ever 109 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,510 to have you as my Captain. 110 00:02:17,551 --> 00:02:19,885 And I'm thankful for 111 00:02:17,551 --> 00:02:19,885 the low price of gasoline. 112 00:02:19,927 --> 00:02:21,177 And I'm thankful 113 00:02:19,927 --> 00:02:21,177 for the friendship... 114 00:02:21,219 --> 00:02:22,385 I think there's been 115 00:02:21,219 --> 00:02:22,385 a misunderstanding. 116 00:02:22,426 --> 00:02:24,177 There's no time for 117 00:02:22,426 --> 00:02:24,177 everyone to have a turn. 118 00:02:24,219 --> 00:02:25,177 But I'm the only one 119 00:02:24,219 --> 00:02:25,177 that didn't get to... 120 00:02:25,219 --> 00:02:26,802 Boyle. 121 00:02:26,843 --> 00:02:28,219 Now, with the internet 122 00:02:26,843 --> 00:02:28,219 being down, 123 00:02:28,260 --> 00:02:30,094 we'll have to do 124 00:02:28,260 --> 00:02:30,094 all the paperwork by hand. 125 00:02:30,135 --> 00:02:32,135 Would you two be okay with 126 00:02:30,135 --> 00:02:32,135 staying late tonight? 127 00:02:32,177 --> 00:02:33,802 Well, I was gonna 128 00:02:32,177 --> 00:02:33,802 slow-cook a goose, 129 00:02:33,843 --> 00:02:35,718 but I guess I could 130 00:02:33,843 --> 00:02:35,718 normal cook her. 131 00:02:35,760 --> 00:02:36,718 Great. 132 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,094 The bullpen is getting 133 00:02:36,760 --> 00:02:38,094 overcrowded, 134 00:02:38,135 --> 00:02:39,677 and I don't want the situation 135 00:02:38,135 --> 00:02:39,677 to deteriorate. 136 00:02:39,718 --> 00:02:41,635 I'm sorry if this 137 00:02:39,718 --> 00:02:41,635 ruins your holiday. 138 00:02:41,677 --> 00:02:43,177 Nonsense. 139 00:02:43,219 --> 00:02:44,177 I'm thankful that 140 00:02:43,219 --> 00:02:44,177 you trust us 141 00:02:44,219 --> 00:02:45,635 with such 142 00:02:44,219 --> 00:02:45,635 an important task. 143 00:02:45,677 --> 00:02:47,635 And I am thankful to 144 00:02:45,677 --> 00:02:47,635 have such a dedicated employee. 145 00:02:47,677 --> 00:02:49,052 - And I'm thankful... 146 00:02:47,677 --> 00:02:49,052 - Dismissed. 147 00:02:49,094 --> 00:02:50,094 Yep. 148 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:52,635 Hey, Gina. 149 00:02:52,677 --> 00:02:54,094 I need 150 00:02:52,677 --> 00:02:54,094 a top secret favor. 151 00:02:54,135 --> 00:02:55,426 Sharon is coming 152 00:02:54,135 --> 00:02:55,426 to the precinct 153 00:02:55,468 --> 00:02:56,593 and I need your help. 154 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:58,551 Uh, it better not be 155 00:02:56,635 --> 00:02:58,551 pregnancy-related, 156 00:02:58,593 --> 00:03:00,219 'cause that crap 157 00:02:58,593 --> 00:03:00,219 is nasty. 158 00:03:00,260 --> 00:03:01,510 The miracle of life? 159 00:03:01,551 --> 00:03:03,094 Dress it up 160 00:03:01,551 --> 00:03:03,094 however you want, 161 00:03:03,135 --> 00:03:05,510 that's some disgusting 162 00:03:03,135 --> 00:03:05,510 animal kingdom nonsense. 163 00:03:05,551 --> 00:03:07,094 Okay, don't worry 164 00:03:05,551 --> 00:03:07,094 about Sharon. 165 00:03:07,135 --> 00:03:08,135 I'll take care 166 00:03:07,135 --> 00:03:08,135 of her. 167 00:03:08,177 --> 00:03:09,219 I've got everything 168 00:03:08,177 --> 00:03:09,219 she needs. 169 00:03:09,260 --> 00:03:11,510 Pillow, blanket, 170 00:03:11,551 --> 00:03:13,052 copy of "Breast-Feeders" 171 00:03:11,551 --> 00:03:13,052 magazine... 172 00:03:13,094 --> 00:03:14,260 which, now that 173 00:03:13,094 --> 00:03:14,260 I say it out loud, 174 00:03:14,301 --> 00:03:15,260 sounds like porn. 175 00:03:15,301 --> 00:03:16,260 Yep, it is. 176 00:03:16,301 --> 00:03:18,094 So what do you 177 00:03:16,301 --> 00:03:18,094 need me for? 178 00:03:18,135 --> 00:03:19,802 Keeping Captain Holt 179 00:03:18,135 --> 00:03:19,802 away from her. 180 00:03:19,843 --> 00:03:21,969 Terry says he gets very 181 00:03:19,843 --> 00:03:21,969 awkward near Sharon. 182 00:03:22,010 --> 00:03:23,969 Hmm. 183 00:03:22,010 --> 00:03:23,969 That's one way to put it. 184 00:03:24,010 --> 00:03:25,385 Ah, Sharon. 185 00:03:24,010 --> 00:03:25,385 Nice to see you. 186 00:03:25,426 --> 00:03:28,468 You look so big. 187 00:03:25,426 --> 00:03:28,468 Like a mighty truck. 188 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:30,260 I can help you 189 00:03:28,510 --> 00:03:30,260 avoid Captain Holt. 190 00:03:30,301 --> 00:03:31,843 I'll keep you appraised 191 00:03:30,301 --> 00:03:31,843 of his location 192 00:03:31,885 --> 00:03:33,094 at all times. 193 00:03:33,135 --> 00:03:34,969 - Gina. Peralta. 194 00:03:33,135 --> 00:03:34,969 - He's behind me. 195 00:03:35,010 --> 00:03:36,885 Yeah. 196 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:40,969 I love paperwork, 197 00:03:38,135 --> 00:03:40,969 but this is crazy. 198 00:03:41,010 --> 00:03:42,969 There isn't even time 199 00:03:41,010 --> 00:03:42,969 to savor it. 200 00:03:43,010 --> 00:03:45,260 Charles, 201 00:03:43,010 --> 00:03:45,260 you're going so fast. 202 00:03:45,301 --> 00:03:46,510 I don't have a choice. 203 00:03:46,551 --> 00:03:48,385 We can't let this place 204 00:03:46,551 --> 00:03:48,385 fill up with perps. 205 00:03:48,426 --> 00:03:50,343 Yeah, but you're 206 00:03:48,426 --> 00:03:50,343 gonna cramp. 207 00:03:50,385 --> 00:03:51,718 Are you kidding, baby? 208 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,301 I've been cramping 209 00:03:51,760 --> 00:03:54,301 for the past 20 minutes. 210 00:03:54,343 --> 00:03:56,301 I'm so attracted 211 00:03:54,343 --> 00:03:56,301 to you right now. 212 00:03:57,343 --> 00:03:58,385 Sharon. 213 00:03:58,426 --> 00:04:01,094 Mrs. Sarge, how are you? 214 00:04:01,135 --> 00:04:02,260 Very pregnant. 215 00:04:02,301 --> 00:04:03,677 Is Terry back yet? 216 00:04:03,718 --> 00:04:05,301 Not yet, but he will 217 00:04:03,718 --> 00:04:05,301 be back any minute, 218 00:04:05,343 --> 00:04:07,219 and in the meantime, 219 00:04:05,343 --> 00:04:07,219 I will take great care 220 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:09,551 of my godchild 221 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:09,551 and my god-wife. 222 00:04:09,593 --> 00:04:10,760 Oh, yes. 223 00:04:10,802 --> 00:04:12,177 Terry did tell me 224 00:04:10,802 --> 00:04:12,177 that you might be 225 00:04:12,219 --> 00:04:13,177 calling me that. 226 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:14,718 Aww. 227 00:04:13,219 --> 00:04:14,718 You guys talk about me? 228 00:04:14,760 --> 00:04:16,177 Sharon! 229 00:04:16,219 --> 00:04:17,177 Hello. 230 00:04:17,219 --> 00:04:19,177 Oh. Raymond. 231 00:04:17,219 --> 00:04:19,177 Hi. 232 00:04:19,219 --> 00:04:20,635 Um, Captain, 233 00:04:19,219 --> 00:04:20,635 I need you to 234 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,426 sign this 235 00:04:20,677 --> 00:04:22,426 here and here. 236 00:04:22,468 --> 00:04:23,843 Excuse me, everyone. 237 00:04:23,885 --> 00:04:25,094 We got to keep 238 00:04:23,885 --> 00:04:25,094 this area clear. 239 00:04:25,135 --> 00:04:27,177 If you could all proceed 240 00:04:25,135 --> 00:04:27,177 in a wall-like fashion 241 00:04:27,219 --> 00:04:29,135 to the briefing room. 242 00:04:29,177 --> 00:04:30,343 - Oh, oh, oh... 243 00:04:29,177 --> 00:04:30,343 - That's it. 244 00:04:30,385 --> 00:04:32,177 - Also, right here. 245 00:04:30,385 --> 00:04:32,177 - Human blockade style. 246 00:04:32,219 --> 00:04:34,219 And here, 247 00:04:32,219 --> 00:04:34,219 and here, and here. 248 00:04:34,260 --> 00:04:35,219 Uh, give me 249 00:04:34,260 --> 00:04:35,219 one second, Gina, 250 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:38,219 I just want to say 251 00:04:35,260 --> 00:04:38,219 hi to Sharon. 252 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:39,510 Just, um... 253 00:04:39,551 --> 00:04:42,343 Sharon is gone. 254 00:04:42,385 --> 00:04:44,593 Gina? 255 00:04:44,635 --> 00:04:47,219 Is also gone. 256 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:51,094 Well, 257 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:51,094 Sharon is happy, 258 00:04:51,135 --> 00:04:53,468 and Captain Holt has 259 00:04:51,135 --> 00:04:53,468 no idea where she is. 260 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:56,301 Damn, we are good at 261 00:04:53,510 --> 00:04:56,301 stashing pregnant ladies. 262 00:04:56,343 --> 00:04:58,135 Guys? 263 00:04:58,177 --> 00:04:59,677 My water just broke. 264 00:04:59,718 --> 00:05:02,468 Don't worry about that, 265 00:04:59,718 --> 00:05:02,468 we'll just get you another one. 266 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,343 Oh, you mean 267 00:05:02,510 --> 00:05:04,343 your body water! 268 00:05:04,385 --> 00:05:05,385 That's much worse. 269 00:05:06,385 --> 00:05:07,343 Okay, Terry. 270 00:05:07,385 --> 00:05:09,551 I love you. 271 00:05:07,385 --> 00:05:09,551 Just hurry back. 272 00:05:09,593 --> 00:05:10,927 I love you too, baby. 273 00:05:10,969 --> 00:05:13,052 Put Jake on, okay? 274 00:05:13,094 --> 00:05:14,177 Hey there, Sarge. 275 00:05:14,219 --> 00:05:15,593 Everything is totally 276 00:05:14,219 --> 00:05:15,593 under control. 277 00:05:15,635 --> 00:05:16,927 As you know, 278 00:05:15,635 --> 00:05:16,927 her water broke 279 00:05:16,969 --> 00:05:18,677 and she's had 280 00:05:16,969 --> 00:05:18,677 a couple of contractions. 281 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,052 And... hey, Sharon, 282 00:05:20,094 --> 00:05:21,343 how are you doing 283 00:05:20,094 --> 00:05:21,343 vaginally? 284 00:05:21,385 --> 00:05:22,343 What? 285 00:05:22,385 --> 00:05:23,426 - Don't ask her that! 286 00:05:22,385 --> 00:05:23,426 - Okay. 287 00:05:23,468 --> 00:05:25,010 Jake, 288 00:05:23,468 --> 00:05:25,010 all you have to do 289 00:05:25,052 --> 00:05:26,094 is keep her comfortable. 290 00:05:26,135 --> 00:05:28,052 - I'm on my way. 291 00:05:26,135 --> 00:05:28,052 - Okay, sounds good. 292 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:29,593 And do you want to just 293 00:05:28,094 --> 00:05:29,593 meet us at the hospital or... 294 00:05:29,635 --> 00:05:30,885 No hospital! 295 00:05:30,927 --> 00:05:31,885 Okay. Got it. 296 00:05:30,927 --> 00:05:31,885 Got it. 297 00:05:31,927 --> 00:05:33,094 Cool, cool, cool. 298 00:05:31,927 --> 00:05:33,094 No hospital. 299 00:05:33,135 --> 00:05:34,885 I am picking up 300 00:05:33,135 --> 00:05:34,885 what you're screaming down. 301 00:05:34,927 --> 00:05:35,969 We had a terrible 302 00:05:34,927 --> 00:05:35,969 experience 303 00:05:36,010 --> 00:05:37,343 when Cagney and Lacey 304 00:05:36,010 --> 00:05:37,343 were born. 305 00:05:37,385 --> 00:05:38,843 Last time we went 306 00:05:37,385 --> 00:05:38,843 to the hospital, 307 00:05:38,885 --> 00:05:40,802 they pushed me 308 00:05:38,885 --> 00:05:40,802 to have a C-section, 309 00:05:40,843 --> 00:05:41,969 didn't have enough rooms, 310 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:44,468 and the anesthesiologist 311 00:05:42,010 --> 00:05:44,468 was a med student 312 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,843 who stabbed me 313 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:46,843 in the spinal cord 314 00:05:46,885 --> 00:05:48,802 ten times before 315 00:05:46,885 --> 00:05:48,802 he got it right! 316 00:05:48,843 --> 00:05:50,843 See? 317 00:05:48,843 --> 00:05:50,843 Needles in your spine? 318 00:05:50,885 --> 00:05:52,843 Childbirth is 319 00:05:50,885 --> 00:05:52,843 a horror movie. 320 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:53,843 That is not helping. 321 00:05:53,885 --> 00:05:55,010 Jake, 322 00:05:53,885 --> 00:05:55,010 there's a copy of our 323 00:05:55,052 --> 00:05:56,802 birth plan on my desk. 324 00:05:56,843 --> 00:05:58,219 - Call the doula. 325 00:05:56,843 --> 00:05:58,219 - Copy that. 326 00:05:58,260 --> 00:05:59,718 I will call the doula. 327 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,635 Which is a thing that 328 00:05:59,760 --> 00:06:01,635 I definitely know what it is. 329 00:06:01,677 --> 00:06:02,969 A doula is someone 330 00:06:01,677 --> 00:06:02,969 who supports you 331 00:06:03,010 --> 00:06:04,219 emotionally 332 00:06:03,010 --> 00:06:04,219 and physically 333 00:06:04,260 --> 00:06:06,094 and coaches you through 334 00:06:04,260 --> 00:06:06,094 the process. 335 00:06:06,135 --> 00:06:07,094 Oh, I see. 336 00:06:07,135 --> 00:06:08,177 So sort of like 337 00:06:07,135 --> 00:06:08,177 a vaginal Gandalf? 338 00:06:08,219 --> 00:06:10,052 Stop saying that word! 339 00:06:10,094 --> 00:06:11,260 Ooh, that's actually 340 00:06:10,094 --> 00:06:11,260 a pretty good analogy. 341 00:06:11,301 --> 00:06:13,094 Well, Sharon liked it, 342 00:06:11,301 --> 00:06:13,094 Sarge. 343 00:06:13,135 --> 00:06:14,760 All right, listen, you have 344 00:06:13,135 --> 00:06:14,760 nothing to worry about. 345 00:06:14,802 --> 00:06:17,010 I've got it totally 346 00:06:14,802 --> 00:06:17,010 under control here. 347 00:06:17,052 --> 00:06:18,927 Love you, bye. 348 00:06:17,052 --> 00:06:18,927 Great. 349 00:06:18,969 --> 00:06:20,677 So I'm gonna go 350 00:06:18,969 --> 00:06:20,677 get your birth plan 351 00:06:20,718 --> 00:06:22,510 and then summon 352 00:06:20,718 --> 00:06:22,510 your wizard. 353 00:06:22,551 --> 00:06:24,260 Oh, Sharon, I heard you had 354 00:06:22,551 --> 00:06:24,260 gone into labor 355 00:06:24,301 --> 00:06:25,718 in our police station. 356 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,426 I hope you don't 357 00:06:25,760 --> 00:06:27,426 contract an infection. 358 00:06:27,468 --> 00:06:28,677 Yeah, we all hope that. 359 00:06:28,718 --> 00:06:29,969 Hey, Cap-I-tan, 360 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:31,094 Could I speak with 361 00:06:30,010 --> 00:06:31,094 you outside 362 00:06:31,135 --> 00:06:33,385 for just one moment? 363 00:06:33,426 --> 00:06:35,010 Don't leave me. 364 00:06:35,052 --> 00:06:37,760 Listen, you've got 365 00:06:35,052 --> 00:06:37,760 your plate full today, 366 00:06:37,802 --> 00:06:40,010 and this whole 367 00:06:37,802 --> 00:06:40,010 Sharon having a baby thing 368 00:06:40,052 --> 00:06:41,510 is honestly beneath you. 369 00:06:41,551 --> 00:06:43,094 But I know a lot 370 00:06:41,551 --> 00:06:43,094 about childbirth. 371 00:06:43,135 --> 00:06:45,468 My ex-boyfriend, 372 00:06:43,135 --> 00:06:45,468 Frederick was an OB/GYN 373 00:06:45,510 --> 00:06:48,094 and we would often 374 00:06:45,510 --> 00:06:48,094 talk about his work. 375 00:06:48,135 --> 00:06:50,135 Before he started talking 376 00:06:48,135 --> 00:06:50,135 about it with... 377 00:06:50,177 --> 00:06:51,927 Dave. 378 00:06:51,969 --> 00:06:53,677 Well, you should probably 379 00:06:51,969 --> 00:06:53,677 know that I also 380 00:06:53,718 --> 00:06:55,551 have a lot of experience 381 00:06:53,718 --> 00:06:55,551 with childbirth. 382 00:06:55,593 --> 00:06:57,010 And, with a final grunt, 383 00:06:57,052 --> 00:06:59,635 the mighty rhino 384 00:06:57,052 --> 00:06:59,635 expels her calf. 385 00:06:59,677 --> 00:07:01,385 Ugh! 386 00:07:01,426 --> 00:07:04,843 Gross! 387 00:07:01,426 --> 00:07:04,843 Come out of an egg next time. 388 00:07:04,885 --> 00:07:06,219 I'm gonna go check in 389 00:07:04,885 --> 00:07:06,219 on Sharon. 390 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,094 Make sure she's not 391 00:07:06,260 --> 00:07:08,094 pushing prematurely... 392 00:07:08,135 --> 00:07:09,468 fatiguing the uterus. 393 00:07:09,510 --> 00:07:13,135 Okay, wait, 394 00:07:09,510 --> 00:07:13,135 you can't talk to her! 395 00:07:13,177 --> 00:07:15,135 Terry doesn't want you 396 00:07:13,177 --> 00:07:15,135 in there. 397 00:07:15,177 --> 00:07:18,385 You make her 398 00:07:15,177 --> 00:07:18,385 uncomfortable. 399 00:07:18,426 --> 00:07:19,885 I make her 400 00:07:18,426 --> 00:07:19,885 uncomfortable? 401 00:07:21,094 --> 00:07:22,969 Well, that's ridiculous. 402 00:07:23,010 --> 00:07:23,969 I should go confront her 403 00:07:24,010 --> 00:07:24,969 about this at length. 404 00:07:25,010 --> 00:07:25,969 No, wait! 405 00:07:26,010 --> 00:07:27,219 You could, but 406 00:07:27,260 --> 00:07:28,426 I think that would 407 00:07:27,260 --> 00:07:28,426 probably stress her out 408 00:07:28,468 --> 00:07:29,301 and we're trying to 409 00:07:28,468 --> 00:07:29,301 keep her calm right now. 410 00:07:29,343 --> 00:07:31,219 So maybe just... 411 00:07:31,260 --> 00:07:32,760 Focus on work? 412 00:07:32,802 --> 00:07:33,802 Of course. 413 00:07:33,843 --> 00:07:34,802 I only want to help. 414 00:07:34,843 --> 00:07:36,219 Whatever's best 415 00:07:34,843 --> 00:07:36,219 for Sharon. 416 00:07:36,260 --> 00:07:37,219 - Really? 417 00:07:36,260 --> 00:07:37,219 - Mm-hmm. 418 00:07:37,260 --> 00:07:38,510 You're fine 419 00:07:37,260 --> 00:07:38,510 with that? 420 00:07:38,551 --> 00:07:40,052 Absolutely. 421 00:07:38,551 --> 00:07:40,052 I don't take it personally. 422 00:07:40,094 --> 00:07:42,094 I mean, it's about me 423 00:07:40,094 --> 00:07:42,094 and my behavior, specifically, 424 00:07:42,135 --> 00:07:43,760 nobody else... 425 00:07:42,135 --> 00:07:43,760 not Hitchcock or Scully, 426 00:07:43,802 --> 00:07:46,177 but yeah, I'm fine. 427 00:07:46,219 --> 00:07:47,468 What a joyous occasion. 428 00:07:50,301 --> 00:07:51,135 So... 429 00:07:51,177 --> 00:07:52,468 Sharon's water 430 00:07:51,177 --> 00:07:52,468 just broke. 431 00:07:52,510 --> 00:07:54,052 Are you kidding? 432 00:07:52,510 --> 00:07:54,052 Let's go! 433 00:07:54,094 --> 00:07:55,219 Hold up. 434 00:07:55,260 --> 00:07:57,760 This guy knows where 435 00:07:55,260 --> 00:07:57,760 our murderer is hiding. 436 00:07:57,802 --> 00:08:00,094 Just give me two minutes 437 00:07:57,802 --> 00:08:00,094 alone with him. 438 00:08:00,135 --> 00:08:01,718 I'll let him know what's 439 00:08:00,135 --> 00:08:01,718 gonna happen to him 440 00:08:01,760 --> 00:08:03,385 if he doesn't cooperate. 441 00:08:03,426 --> 00:08:04,551 I'm gonna miss the birth 442 00:08:04,593 --> 00:08:06,177 of my child! 443 00:08:06,219 --> 00:08:08,135 It's a magical moment! 444 00:08:08,177 --> 00:08:09,969 Okay, okay! 445 00:08:10,010 --> 00:08:11,301 I'll tell you 446 00:08:10,010 --> 00:08:11,301 everything. 447 00:08:11,343 --> 00:08:12,969 Thank you for 448 00:08:11,343 --> 00:08:12,969 letting me be part 449 00:08:13,010 --> 00:08:15,010 of this wonderful 450 00:08:13,010 --> 00:08:15,010 experience. 451 00:08:15,052 --> 00:08:16,760 You're a terrible 452 00:08:15,052 --> 00:08:16,760 person, 453 00:08:16,802 --> 00:08:18,718 but you're welcome. 454 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:20,177 There you go. 455 00:08:20,219 --> 00:08:21,177 All right. 456 00:08:21,219 --> 00:08:22,635 Safe and sound. 457 00:08:22,677 --> 00:08:24,802 So I spoke with 458 00:08:22,677 --> 00:08:24,802 your doily... 459 00:08:24,843 --> 00:08:26,094 - Doula. 460 00:08:24,843 --> 00:08:26,094 - So close. 461 00:08:26,135 --> 00:08:27,219 And, unfortunately, 462 00:08:26,135 --> 00:08:27,219 she is 463 00:08:27,260 --> 00:08:28,385 out of town 464 00:08:27,260 --> 00:08:28,385 for Thanksgiving. 465 00:08:28,426 --> 00:08:29,426 What? 466 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:31,052 I also spoke with 467 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:31,052 your backup doula, 468 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,052 who is in town. 469 00:08:32,094 --> 00:08:33,094 Oh, thank God. 470 00:08:33,135 --> 00:08:34,052 But is assisting 471 00:08:33,135 --> 00:08:34,052 with another birth. 472 00:08:34,094 --> 00:08:35,385 Ugh! 473 00:08:35,426 --> 00:08:37,052 Should not have paused 474 00:08:35,426 --> 00:08:37,052 between those two sentences. 475 00:08:37,094 --> 00:08:38,885 - Yeah. 476 00:08:37,094 --> 00:08:38,885 - Jake, where's Terry? 477 00:08:38,927 --> 00:08:40,219 I don't know, 478 00:08:38,927 --> 00:08:40,219 exactly, 479 00:08:40,260 --> 00:08:41,343 but everything 480 00:08:40,260 --> 00:08:41,343 is okay. 481 00:08:41,385 --> 00:08:42,593 I have familiarized 482 00:08:41,385 --> 00:08:42,593 myself 483 00:08:42,635 --> 00:08:44,301 with the soothing section 484 00:08:42,635 --> 00:08:44,301 of your birth plan, 485 00:08:44,343 --> 00:08:45,843 and I will now 486 00:08:44,343 --> 00:08:45,843 speak in a low, 487 00:08:45,885 --> 00:08:47,551 calming, 488 00:08:45,885 --> 00:08:47,551 Barry White voice. 489 00:08:47,593 --> 00:08:48,593 Oh, yeah. 490 00:08:48,635 --> 00:08:50,260 Just breathe, baby. 491 00:08:50,301 --> 00:08:51,677 You're making me 492 00:08:50,301 --> 00:08:51,677 more tense. 493 00:08:51,718 --> 00:08:53,010 Yeah, I get why. 494 00:08:53,052 --> 00:08:56,260 I'm doing a bad, 495 00:08:53,052 --> 00:08:56,260 bad job, girl. 496 00:08:56,301 --> 00:08:58,177 How about we put on 497 00:08:56,301 --> 00:08:58,177 some relaxing music? 498 00:08:58,219 --> 00:09:00,301 I think that Terry's got 499 00:08:58,219 --> 00:09:00,301 some CDs on his desk. 500 00:09:00,343 --> 00:09:01,760 Oh, great. 501 00:09:00,343 --> 00:09:01,760 Hey, Gina, can you grab those? 502 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,802 I have made the 503 00:09:01,802 --> 00:09:03,802 mistake of looking 504 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:05,718 at the birthing plan 505 00:09:03,843 --> 00:09:05,718 and just learned 506 00:09:05,760 --> 00:09:07,593 what an episiotomy is. 507 00:09:07,635 --> 00:09:10,385 I'm gonna need 90 minutes. 508 00:09:10,426 --> 00:09:12,177 Okay. 509 00:09:10,426 --> 00:09:12,177 I'll grab the CDs. 510 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,426 Be right back. 511 00:09:14,468 --> 00:09:15,677 Oh, hey, sir, 512 00:09:14,468 --> 00:09:15,677 thank you again 513 00:09:15,718 --> 00:09:16,843 for letting us 514 00:09:15,718 --> 00:09:16,843 use your office. 515 00:09:16,885 --> 00:09:17,885 I'm fine. 516 00:09:17,927 --> 00:09:18,885 I'm getting 517 00:09:17,927 --> 00:09:18,885 a lot of work done 518 00:09:18,927 --> 00:09:19,885 here at Gina's desk. 519 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:21,010 It's wonderful. 520 00:09:21,052 --> 00:09:21,885 She has all my favorite 521 00:09:21,052 --> 00:09:21,885 chewing gums. 522 00:09:21,927 --> 00:09:22,969 Okay, well, 523 00:09:21,927 --> 00:09:22,969 I'm just getting 524 00:09:23,010 --> 00:09:24,052 some CDs from 525 00:09:23,010 --> 00:09:24,052 Terry's desk 526 00:09:24,094 --> 00:09:25,593 to help relax 527 00:09:24,094 --> 00:09:25,593 Sharon. 528 00:09:25,635 --> 00:09:26,593 I don't know why 529 00:09:25,635 --> 00:09:26,593 you're telling me. 530 00:09:26,635 --> 00:09:27,593 I'm not involved. 531 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:30,843 You made that 532 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:30,843 very clear. 533 00:09:34,385 --> 00:09:35,385 All right. 534 00:09:35,426 --> 00:09:36,760 - Do you work here? 535 00:09:35,426 --> 00:09:36,760 - I do. 536 00:09:36,802 --> 00:09:38,510 My son was arrested 537 00:09:36,802 --> 00:09:38,510 six hours ago, 538 00:09:38,551 --> 00:09:39,927 and nobody 539 00:09:38,551 --> 00:09:39,927 can tell me 540 00:09:39,969 --> 00:09:40,969 when he's getting out. 541 00:09:41,010 --> 00:09:41,969 What is going on? 542 00:09:44,551 --> 00:09:45,677 Uh-huh. 543 00:09:45,718 --> 00:09:46,927 Yup. 544 00:09:46,969 --> 00:09:47,927 Great question. 545 00:09:47,969 --> 00:09:49,760 I will be right 546 00:09:47,969 --> 00:09:49,760 with you folks. 547 00:09:51,010 --> 00:09:52,718 Guys, we have clear 548 00:09:51,010 --> 00:09:52,718 some of these people. 549 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,260 I'm trying to keep things 550 00:09:52,760 --> 00:09:54,260 calm for Sharon, 551 00:09:54,301 --> 00:09:55,260 and this is not helping. 552 00:09:55,301 --> 00:09:56,551 I don't know 553 00:09:55,301 --> 00:09:56,551 what to tell you. 554 00:09:56,593 --> 00:09:58,301 I'm already writing 555 00:09:56,593 --> 00:09:58,301 dangerously fast. 556 00:09:58,343 --> 00:09:59,510 It's Smudge City 557 00:09:58,343 --> 00:09:59,510 here, Jake. 558 00:09:59,551 --> 00:10:00,510 Smudge City! 559 00:10:00,551 --> 00:10:01,510 I mean, the problem is, 560 00:10:01,551 --> 00:10:02,593 we only have 561 00:10:01,551 --> 00:10:02,593 one fax machine, 562 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:04,177 and it takes four minutes 563 00:10:02,635 --> 00:10:04,177 per page. 564 00:10:04,219 --> 00:10:06,677 It's Logjam City, Jake. 565 00:10:04,219 --> 00:10:06,677 Logjam City! 566 00:10:06,718 --> 00:10:08,718 Well, Sharon is about 567 00:10:06,718 --> 00:10:08,718 to have a baby, all right? 568 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,593 So I need it to be Calm City 569 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:10,593 in here. 570 00:10:10,635 --> 00:10:11,927 Calm City! 571 00:10:11,969 --> 00:10:13,635 Hey, if you need 572 00:10:11,969 --> 00:10:13,635 more fax machines, 573 00:10:13,677 --> 00:10:15,094 there's a ton of them 574 00:10:13,677 --> 00:10:15,094 in that storage room 575 00:10:15,135 --> 00:10:16,260 where I go to take a nap. 576 00:10:16,301 --> 00:10:17,385 What? 577 00:10:17,426 --> 00:10:18,843 Why didn't you 578 00:10:17,426 --> 00:10:18,843 say something? 579 00:10:18,885 --> 00:10:19,843 And once again, 580 00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:21,301 Hitchcock and Scully 581 00:10:19,885 --> 00:10:21,301 save the day. 582 00:10:21,343 --> 00:10:23,094 You didn't do anything. 583 00:10:21,343 --> 00:10:23,094 It was all Scully. 584 00:10:23,135 --> 00:10:25,551 We're a package deal, 585 00:10:23,135 --> 00:10:25,551 everyone knows that. 586 00:10:25,593 --> 00:10:26,885 Why is this 587 00:10:25,593 --> 00:10:26,885 train stopped? 588 00:10:26,927 --> 00:10:28,135 I'm freaking out! 589 00:10:28,177 --> 00:10:29,635 Sorry for the delay, 590 00:10:28,177 --> 00:10:29,635 but it turns out 591 00:10:29,677 --> 00:10:31,343 there's an 592 00:10:29,677 --> 00:10:31,343 exciting reason: 593 00:10:31,385 --> 00:10:33,010 The train in front of us has 594 00:10:31,385 --> 00:10:33,010 a pregnant woman on board, 595 00:10:33,052 --> 00:10:34,343 and she's giving birth. 596 00:10:35,385 --> 00:10:36,927 Oh, don't applaud that! 597 00:10:36,969 --> 00:10:39,219 Hey, this is terrible! 598 00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:41,010 I'm sorry, 599 00:10:39,260 --> 00:10:41,010 but my wife is 600 00:10:41,052 --> 00:10:42,885 giving birth 601 00:10:41,052 --> 00:10:42,885 right now too! 602 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:45,969 No, that's not 603 00:10:44,426 --> 00:10:45,969 what I want! 604 00:10:46,010 --> 00:10:47,468 It feels real forced. 605 00:10:47,510 --> 00:10:49,301 Move this train! 606 00:10:49,343 --> 00:10:50,468 All right, 607 00:10:50,510 --> 00:10:53,760 so I was unable 608 00:10:50,510 --> 00:10:53,760 to get the CDs, 609 00:10:53,802 --> 00:10:56,718 however, I can sing you 610 00:10:53,802 --> 00:10:56,718 a very soothing tune. 611 00:10:56,760 --> 00:10:57,843 Something like... 612 00:11:02,219 --> 00:11:03,593 Oh boy. 613 00:11:03,635 --> 00:11:04,593 What is that? 614 00:11:04,635 --> 00:11:05,885 Is there a fire? 615 00:11:05,927 --> 00:11:07,301 All right, I'm gonna 616 00:11:05,927 --> 00:11:07,301 go check this out. 617 00:11:07,343 --> 00:11:08,593 Sharon, 618 00:11:07,343 --> 00:11:08,593 you stay here 619 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,010 and prepare to jump 620 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:10,010 out the window. 621 00:11:10,052 --> 00:11:12,677 That came out weird. 622 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,927 Guys, what the hell 623 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:19,927 is going on? 624 00:11:19,969 --> 00:11:21,468 Hitchcock and Scully 625 00:11:19,969 --> 00:11:21,468 saved the day. 626 00:11:21,510 --> 00:11:23,301 No, you plugged 627 00:11:21,510 --> 00:11:23,301 ten fax machines 628 00:11:23,343 --> 00:11:25,052 into one outlet 629 00:11:23,343 --> 00:11:25,052 and caused a fire. 630 00:11:25,094 --> 00:11:26,843 But I pointed to the fire 631 00:11:25,094 --> 00:11:26,843 extinguisher and was like, 632 00:11:26,885 --> 00:11:28,677 "The fire extinguisher's 633 00:11:26,885 --> 00:11:28,677 over there." 634 00:11:28,718 --> 00:11:30,094 You pointed at 635 00:11:28,718 --> 00:11:30,094 the toaster oven! 636 00:11:30,135 --> 00:11:32,052 You guys, the alarm 637 00:11:30,135 --> 00:11:32,052 is freaking out Sharon. 638 00:11:32,094 --> 00:11:33,385 Does anyone know 639 00:11:32,094 --> 00:11:33,385 how to turn it off? 640 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,885 There's an override 641 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,885 switch switch in my office 642 00:11:34,927 --> 00:11:35,885 above the thermostat. 643 00:11:35,927 --> 00:11:37,010 Great. 644 00:11:35,927 --> 00:11:37,010 Can you turn it off? 645 00:11:37,052 --> 00:11:38,219 Yes, I'd love 646 00:11:37,052 --> 00:11:38,219 to help out. 647 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:39,760 Perhaps you'd like me 648 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:39,760 to wear a bomb suit 649 00:11:39,802 --> 00:11:40,927 with an opaque visor 650 00:11:40,969 --> 00:11:43,301 so Sharon doesn't know 651 00:11:40,969 --> 00:11:43,301 that it is I who... 652 00:11:43,343 --> 00:11:45,677 Just forget it. 653 00:11:43,343 --> 00:11:45,677 I'll do it! 654 00:11:45,718 --> 00:11:47,301 Oh, good. 655 00:11:45,718 --> 00:11:47,301 You didn't jump. 656 00:11:47,343 --> 00:11:49,052 What's going on? 657 00:11:47,343 --> 00:11:49,052 Is everything okay? 658 00:11:49,094 --> 00:11:50,635 Yes, I just need to 659 00:11:49,094 --> 00:11:50,635 flick this switch 660 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,969 and turn off 661 00:11:50,677 --> 00:11:52,969 the old alarm-a-roono. 662 00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:54,510 Oh, must've been 663 00:11:53,010 --> 00:11:54,510 the wrong switch. 664 00:11:54,551 --> 00:11:55,593 But this one... 665 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,010 Turns on the sprinklers. 666 00:12:00,760 --> 00:12:01,843 And apparently, 667 00:12:01,885 --> 00:12:03,718 does not turn them back off. 668 00:12:06,094 --> 00:12:07,385 Guys. 669 00:12:06,094 --> 00:12:07,385 What's going on? 670 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:08,426 I thought you were 671 00:12:07,426 --> 00:12:08,426 gonna clear the room? 672 00:12:08,468 --> 00:12:10,343 They won't listen to us. 673 00:12:10,385 --> 00:12:11,385 They're hungry 674 00:12:10,385 --> 00:12:11,385 and pissed 675 00:12:11,426 --> 00:12:12,760 and they all hate cops. 676 00:12:12,802 --> 00:12:14,718 Would you guys just fix 677 00:12:12,802 --> 00:12:14,718 the paperwork problem? 678 00:12:14,760 --> 00:12:16,260 I'll take care of this. 679 00:12:16,301 --> 00:12:17,551 Excuse me, everyone. 680 00:12:17,593 --> 00:12:19,010 Everyone, I'm gonna 681 00:12:17,593 --> 00:12:19,010 need you all 682 00:12:19,052 --> 00:12:20,177 to clear the room. 683 00:12:20,219 --> 00:12:21,677 This woman is having 684 00:12:20,219 --> 00:12:21,677 vaginal contractions. 685 00:12:21,718 --> 00:12:22,969 It's just 686 00:12:21,718 --> 00:12:22,969 "contractions," 687 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,551 you don't have to add 688 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,551 "vaginal" to it. 689 00:12:24,593 --> 00:12:26,094 Oh, sorry. 690 00:12:24,593 --> 00:12:26,094 This woman is having 691 00:12:26,135 --> 00:12:27,760 non-vaginal 692 00:12:26,135 --> 00:12:27,760 contractions. 693 00:12:27,802 --> 00:12:29,094 Everyone out, please. 694 00:12:30,343 --> 00:12:31,635 That was better, right? 695 00:12:31,677 --> 00:12:34,052 - Get you down... 696 00:12:31,677 --> 00:12:34,052 - Thank you. Thank you. 697 00:12:35,094 --> 00:12:36,094 All right, Sharon. 698 00:12:36,135 --> 00:12:37,094 Things are about to get 699 00:12:37,135 --> 00:12:38,094 very calm in here, 700 00:12:37,135 --> 00:12:38,094 all right? 701 00:12:38,135 --> 00:12:39,094 Look at me. 702 00:12:39,135 --> 00:12:40,219 You're gonna be 703 00:12:39,135 --> 00:12:40,219 so relaxed, 704 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,468 that baby's gonna 705 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:41,468 pop right out 706 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:42,635 onto the floor, 707 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:42,635 you won't even notice. 708 00:12:42,677 --> 00:12:44,010 Don't let my baby 709 00:12:42,677 --> 00:12:44,010 touch the floor! 710 00:12:44,052 --> 00:12:45,593 Right, right! 711 00:12:44,052 --> 00:12:45,593 Because of the filth. 712 00:12:45,635 --> 00:12:47,677 Where is Terry? 713 00:12:47,718 --> 00:12:48,927 I don't know. 714 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,052 His phone's going 715 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:50,052 straight to voicemail. 716 00:12:50,094 --> 00:12:51,635 Maybe we should go 717 00:12:50,094 --> 00:12:51,635 to the hospital. 718 00:12:51,677 --> 00:12:52,927 No hospital! 719 00:12:52,969 --> 00:12:55,718 Yeah, 720 00:12:52,969 --> 00:12:55,718 no hospital, baby. 721 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:58,426 I will be right back. 722 00:12:58,468 --> 00:12:59,843 Sir? 723 00:12:59,885 --> 00:13:01,510 I need your help. 724 00:13:01,551 --> 00:13:03,010 I knew this moment 725 00:13:01,551 --> 00:13:03,010 would come, 726 00:13:03,052 --> 00:13:04,885 and I will be 727 00:13:03,052 --> 00:13:04,885 the bigger man. 728 00:13:04,927 --> 00:13:05,718 I'd be happy to help. 729 00:13:05,760 --> 00:13:06,718 Great. 730 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:07,969 We need a doctor 731 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:07,969 here immediately. 732 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:09,260 We have to get 733 00:13:08,010 --> 00:13:09,260 your ex-boyfriend. 734 00:13:09,301 --> 00:13:10,885 I will not help you. 735 00:13:10,927 --> 00:13:12,052 Things did not 736 00:13:10,927 --> 00:13:12,052 end well 737 00:13:12,094 --> 00:13:13,551 between Frederick 738 00:13:12,094 --> 00:13:13,551 and me. 739 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:14,718 Ooh, why not? 740 00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:15,718 Dish, sir, dish. 741 00:13:15,760 --> 00:13:16,802 Gina, no. 742 00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:17,843 I can't believe 743 00:13:16,843 --> 00:13:17,843 I'm saying this, 744 00:13:17,885 --> 00:13:19,301 but we simply 745 00:13:17,885 --> 00:13:19,301 don't have time 746 00:13:19,343 --> 00:13:20,927 to hear about the captain's 747 00:13:19,343 --> 00:13:20,927 sordid romantic past. 748 00:13:20,969 --> 00:13:22,635 What have you become? 749 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,718 A hero in 750 00:13:22,677 --> 00:13:24,718 a time of crisis. 751 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,219 You stay here 752 00:13:24,760 --> 00:13:26,219 and take care of Sharon. 753 00:13:26,260 --> 00:13:27,635 Ugh. 754 00:13:27,677 --> 00:13:28,677 What if she's still pregnant 755 00:13:27,677 --> 00:13:28,677 when I get in there? 756 00:13:28,718 --> 00:13:29,885 Then you'll 757 00:13:28,718 --> 00:13:29,885 deal with it. 758 00:13:29,927 --> 00:13:32,094 Sir, we're going to get 759 00:13:29,927 --> 00:13:32,094 Frederick right now. 760 00:13:32,135 --> 00:13:33,343 I'm sure he's 761 00:13:32,135 --> 00:13:33,343 over whatever 762 00:13:33,385 --> 00:13:34,927 little fight 763 00:13:33,385 --> 00:13:34,927 you guys had. 764 00:13:36,635 --> 00:13:38,885 Frederick? 765 00:13:36,635 --> 00:13:38,885 Happy Thanksgiving. 766 00:13:38,927 --> 00:13:40,969 - Huh. 767 00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:42,843 Six more miles. 768 00:13:41,010 --> 00:13:42,843 Run, Terry, run! 769 00:13:42,885 --> 00:13:46,094 Think of your wife 770 00:13:42,885 --> 00:13:46,094 in the care of Jake! 771 00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:47,969 Sarge, look! 772 00:13:48,010 --> 00:13:49,969 Aw, hell yeah! 773 00:14:00,677 --> 00:14:03,593 Terry is terrified! 774 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,927 It's no use, 775 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:06,927 they're all ruined. 776 00:14:06,969 --> 00:14:08,551 No email, now no fax. 777 00:14:08,593 --> 00:14:09,843 What're we gonna do? 778 00:14:09,885 --> 00:14:11,760 I'll tell you 779 00:14:09,885 --> 00:14:11,760 what my dad used to tell me: 780 00:14:11,802 --> 00:14:13,010 "When the going 781 00:14:11,802 --> 00:14:13,010 gets tough, 782 00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:14,885 "the pill bug 783 00:14:13,052 --> 00:14:14,885 curls into a ball 784 00:14:14,927 --> 00:14:16,094 and pretends 785 00:14:14,927 --> 00:14:16,094 to be dead." 786 00:14:16,135 --> 00:14:17,885 You think we should 787 00:14:16,135 --> 00:14:17,885 pretend to be dead? 788 00:14:17,927 --> 00:14:19,385 You asked for a solution, 789 00:14:17,927 --> 00:14:19,385 I gave you one. 790 00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:21,969 Hitchcock, Scully, 791 00:14:20,551 --> 00:14:21,969 how did you 792 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:24,052 get things done before 793 00:14:22,010 --> 00:14:24,052 the internet and faxing? 794 00:14:24,094 --> 00:14:25,135 Cocaine? 795 00:14:25,177 --> 00:14:26,135 Right. 796 00:14:26,177 --> 00:14:27,301 And also the tubes. 797 00:14:27,343 --> 00:14:29,177 There's 27 miles 798 00:14:27,343 --> 00:14:29,177 of pneumatic tubes 799 00:14:29,219 --> 00:14:31,219 under the city, 800 00:14:29,219 --> 00:14:31,219 connecting all the precincts. 801 00:14:31,260 --> 00:14:32,385 Guys. 802 00:14:32,426 --> 00:14:34,135 You really think 803 00:14:32,426 --> 00:14:34,135 these still work? 804 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,718 Oh, I think 805 00:14:34,177 --> 00:14:35,718 they still... 806 00:14:39,677 --> 00:14:41,635 Okay, 807 00:14:39,677 --> 00:14:41,635 I found you a pillow. 808 00:14:41,677 --> 00:14:43,010 Full disclosure, 809 00:14:41,677 --> 00:14:43,010 it's Scully's 810 00:14:43,052 --> 00:14:44,010 hemorrhoid donut 811 00:14:44,052 --> 00:14:45,802 I don't want that 812 00:14:44,052 --> 00:14:45,802 near my baby. 813 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,385 Yeah, 814 00:14:45,843 --> 00:14:47,385 that's the right call. 815 00:14:47,426 --> 00:14:49,718 Okay, I'm gonna go 816 00:14:47,426 --> 00:14:49,718 Howard Hughes my hands. 817 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,260 I am so uncomfortable. 818 00:14:51,301 --> 00:14:52,843 Can we please 819 00:14:51,301 --> 00:14:52,843 try one of my positions 820 00:14:52,885 --> 00:14:55,510 from my birth plan? 821 00:14:55,551 --> 00:14:56,510 Okay. 822 00:14:56,551 --> 00:14:58,927 Think positive thoughts. 823 00:14:58,969 --> 00:15:00,593 You're in 824 00:14:58,969 --> 00:15:00,593 a Channing Tatum movie. 825 00:15:00,635 --> 00:15:02,802 You're in a Channing Tatum 826 00:15:00,635 --> 00:15:02,802 movie. 827 00:15:02,843 --> 00:15:04,010 I don't like 828 00:15:02,843 --> 00:15:04,010 Channing Tatum. 829 00:15:04,052 --> 00:15:06,010 I'm not talking 830 00:15:04,052 --> 00:15:06,010 to you. 831 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:10,468 Please don't slam 832 00:15:09,010 --> 00:15:10,468 the door again. 833 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,010 We have a bit of 834 00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,010 a medical situation. 835 00:15:12,052 --> 00:15:13,177 Well, 836 00:15:12,052 --> 00:15:13,177 I wish I could help, 837 00:15:13,219 --> 00:15:14,927 but unfortunately, 838 00:15:13,219 --> 00:15:14,927 I have a bit 839 00:15:14,969 --> 00:15:16,551 of a wooden duck 840 00:15:14,969 --> 00:15:16,551 situation. 841 00:15:16,593 --> 00:15:17,927 Excuse me, 842 00:15:16,593 --> 00:15:17,927 what now? 843 00:15:17,969 --> 00:15:19,802 Still on about 844 00:15:17,969 --> 00:15:19,802 the duck, Frederick? 845 00:15:19,843 --> 00:15:21,802 Years ago, 846 00:15:19,843 --> 00:15:21,802 when we moved in together, 847 00:15:21,843 --> 00:15:23,635 an antique duck 848 00:15:21,843 --> 00:15:23,635 decoy of his 849 00:15:23,677 --> 00:15:24,635 was misplaced. 850 00:15:24,677 --> 00:15:26,760 It wasn't misplaced. 851 00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,510 You threw it 852 00:15:26,802 --> 00:15:28,510 in the trash. 853 00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:30,593 And with it, 854 00:15:28,551 --> 00:15:30,593 our relationship. 855 00:15:30,635 --> 00:15:32,094 Oh, please. 856 00:15:32,135 --> 00:15:33,426 We had other problems. 857 00:15:33,468 --> 00:15:36,094 Or have you 858 00:15:33,468 --> 00:15:36,094 forgotten about... 859 00:15:36,135 --> 00:15:37,135 Dave? 860 00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:39,094 Dave and I 861 00:15:37,177 --> 00:15:39,094 were coworkers 862 00:15:39,135 --> 00:15:40,177 and nothing more. 863 00:15:40,219 --> 00:15:42,177 Nothing more. 864 00:15:40,219 --> 00:15:42,177 Right? 865 00:15:42,219 --> 00:15:43,718 Problem solved, 866 00:15:42,219 --> 00:15:43,718 everybody's friends. 867 00:15:43,760 --> 00:15:44,760 Let's go help Sharon. 868 00:15:44,802 --> 00:15:46,260 I will be happy 869 00:15:44,802 --> 00:15:46,260 to assist you 870 00:15:46,301 --> 00:15:48,052 if you will just admit, 871 00:15:46,301 --> 00:15:48,052 Raymond, 872 00:15:48,094 --> 00:15:49,969 that you threw 873 00:15:48,094 --> 00:15:49,969 my decoy in the garbage. 874 00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:50,885 That will never happen 875 00:15:50,927 --> 00:15:52,219 because it's not true. 876 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:53,260 Thank you for nothing. 877 00:15:53,301 --> 00:15:54,760 Good day. 878 00:15:54,802 --> 00:15:55,802 Hi. 879 00:15:55,843 --> 00:15:56,927 Would you mind 880 00:15:55,843 --> 00:15:56,927 just standing there 881 00:15:56,969 --> 00:15:58,301 with your glorious beard 882 00:15:56,969 --> 00:15:58,301 for one moment? 883 00:15:58,343 --> 00:16:00,343 I'll be right back. 884 00:16:00,385 --> 00:16:01,343 What the hell? 885 00:16:01,385 --> 00:16:02,718 Just tell him what 886 00:16:01,385 --> 00:16:02,718 he wants to hear. 887 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:03,718 But it's a lie. 888 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,551 I don't give 889 00:16:03,760 --> 00:16:05,551 a crap, sir. 890 00:16:05,593 --> 00:16:07,635 Sharon needs a doctor, 891 00:16:05,593 --> 00:16:07,635 so get over yourself. 892 00:16:07,677 --> 00:16:09,260 Tell him you threw 893 00:16:07,677 --> 00:16:09,260 away his stupid duck, 894 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,843 then give him 20 bucks 895 00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,843 to buy a new one. 896 00:16:10,885 --> 00:16:12,468 It cost $740. 897 00:16:12,510 --> 00:16:13,468 What? 898 00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:14,468 That is an insane price 899 00:16:13,510 --> 00:16:14,468 for a duck! 900 00:16:14,510 --> 00:16:16,260 That's way too much! 901 00:16:16,301 --> 00:16:18,052 All right, now I'm angry 902 00:16:16,301 --> 00:16:18,052 about the wrong thing. 903 00:16:18,094 --> 00:16:21,094 Look, just fix 904 00:16:18,094 --> 00:16:21,094 this for Sharon. 905 00:16:24,969 --> 00:16:26,635 Frederick, the duck 906 00:16:24,969 --> 00:16:26,635 was ugly and gross 907 00:16:26,677 --> 00:16:27,760 and I threw it 908 00:16:26,677 --> 00:16:27,760 in the garbage. 909 00:16:27,802 --> 00:16:28,843 Wow. 910 00:16:28,885 --> 00:16:29,843 Well, I know 911 00:16:28,885 --> 00:16:29,843 what I'm thankful 912 00:16:29,885 --> 00:16:31,052 for this Thanksgiving: 913 00:16:31,094 --> 00:16:32,094 The truth. 914 00:16:34,635 --> 00:16:36,551 - My phone's ringing! 915 00:16:36,593 --> 00:16:39,343 Oh... Oh no! 916 00:16:36,593 --> 00:16:39,343 No! 917 00:16:42,385 --> 00:16:44,343 Terry's still not 918 00:16:42,385 --> 00:16:44,343 answering his phone. 919 00:16:44,385 --> 00:16:46,551 Why am I the only one 920 00:16:44,385 --> 00:16:46,551 who cares about this baby? 921 00:16:48,301 --> 00:16:50,177 Hey, what took so long? 922 00:16:48,301 --> 00:16:50,177 Is she okay? 923 00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:52,551 Yeah, I was just telling her 924 00:16:50,219 --> 00:16:52,551 the entire duck story, 925 00:16:52,593 --> 00:16:55,135 now that it finally has 926 00:16:52,593 --> 00:16:55,135 a satisfying ending. 927 00:16:55,177 --> 00:16:56,385 No, everything's fine, 928 00:16:56,426 --> 00:16:57,468 but I am a little 929 00:16:56,426 --> 00:16:57,468 concerned 930 00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:59,301 about Sharon's 931 00:16:57,510 --> 00:16:59,301 blood pressure. 932 00:16:59,343 --> 00:17:01,301 And this is 933 00:16:59,343 --> 00:17:01,301 a terrible environment. 934 00:17:01,343 --> 00:17:02,468 I wouldn't call 935 00:17:01,343 --> 00:17:02,468 it terrible. 936 00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:04,135 We're surrounded 937 00:17:02,510 --> 00:17:04,135 by criminals, 938 00:17:04,177 --> 00:17:05,135 there's no bed, 939 00:17:05,177 --> 00:17:06,301 and you can hear 940 00:17:05,177 --> 00:17:06,301 the faint sound 941 00:17:06,343 --> 00:17:08,177 of someone screaming 942 00:17:06,343 --> 00:17:08,177 through all the vents. 943 00:17:08,219 --> 00:17:09,385 That's Hitchcock. 944 00:17:09,426 --> 00:17:11,635 His arm's stuck 945 00:17:09,426 --> 00:17:11,635 in a pneumatic tube. 946 00:17:11,677 --> 00:17:13,219 - It's hilarious. 947 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:14,551 In my professional 948 00:17:13,260 --> 00:17:14,551 opinion, 949 00:17:14,593 --> 00:17:16,593 Sharon should go 950 00:17:14,593 --> 00:17:16,593 to the hospital. 951 00:17:19,885 --> 00:17:21,177 Hey. 952 00:17:21,219 --> 00:17:23,635 So the doctor thinks 953 00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:25,426 we should go 954 00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:25,426 to the hospital. 955 00:17:25,468 --> 00:17:26,802 No hospital! 956 00:17:26,843 --> 00:17:28,052 Yup, I thought 957 00:17:26,843 --> 00:17:28,052 you might say that. 958 00:17:28,094 --> 00:17:30,135 Look, I can't get 959 00:17:28,094 --> 00:17:30,135 a hold of Terry. 960 00:17:30,177 --> 00:17:32,802 Ugh, that one 961 00:17:30,177 --> 00:17:32,802 was rough. 962 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,260 Oh, maybe I should 963 00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:35,260 listen to the doctor. 964 00:17:35,301 --> 00:17:36,385 What do you think? 965 00:17:36,426 --> 00:17:38,135 Sharon, it doesn't 966 00:17:36,426 --> 00:17:38,135 matter what I think. 967 00:17:38,177 --> 00:17:39,385 You and the sarge 968 00:17:38,177 --> 00:17:39,385 have a plan. 969 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,010 Yeah, but the plan 970 00:17:39,426 --> 00:17:41,010 changed, like, 971 00:17:41,052 --> 00:17:42,718 five horrible 972 00:17:41,052 --> 00:17:42,718 things ago. 973 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:44,135 I'm in a lot of pain. 974 00:17:44,177 --> 00:17:46,301 I mean, I know we said 975 00:17:44,177 --> 00:17:46,301 no hospital, but... 976 00:17:46,343 --> 00:17:47,510 I don't want to 977 00:17:46,343 --> 00:17:47,510 risk anything 978 00:17:47,551 --> 00:17:50,219 by making 979 00:17:47,551 --> 00:17:50,219 a stupid mistake. 980 00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:51,593 Look, you're my 981 00:17:50,260 --> 00:17:51,593 god-husband. 982 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,843 We both know 983 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,843 that's a fake position. 984 00:17:53,885 --> 00:17:55,802 Not anymore. 985 00:17:55,843 --> 00:17:57,677 What would you do? 986 00:18:01,177 --> 00:18:02,510 - Where is she? 987 00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:03,843 - Where's Sharon? 988 00:18:02,551 --> 00:18:03,843 - Room 41B. 989 00:18:03,885 --> 00:18:05,219 Look, I'm sorry. 990 00:18:03,885 --> 00:18:05,219 I know you said... 991 00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:06,343 Don't go to 992 00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:06,343 the hospital! 993 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,094 I tried calling you, 994 00:18:06,385 --> 00:18:08,094 you didn't pick up. 995 00:18:08,135 --> 00:18:09,426 So you decided to do 996 00:18:09,468 --> 00:18:11,510 the exact opposite of the 997 00:18:09,468 --> 00:18:11,510 one thing I told you? 998 00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:12,802 I thought it was the 999 00:18:11,551 --> 00:18:12,802 right thing to do, Terry. 1000 00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:14,301 Look, she's in there 1001 00:18:12,843 --> 00:18:14,301 with Captain Holt's 1002 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:15,301 ex-boyfriend right now, 1003 00:18:15,343 --> 00:18:16,802 but don't worry, 1004 00:18:15,343 --> 00:18:16,802 I made him promise 1005 00:18:16,843 --> 00:18:18,426 to stop bringing 1006 00:18:16,843 --> 00:18:18,426 up the duck. 1007 00:18:18,468 --> 00:18:19,843 What the hell are 1008 00:18:18,468 --> 00:18:19,843 you talking about? 1009 00:18:19,885 --> 00:18:20,843 - I... 1010 00:18:19,885 --> 00:18:20,843 - You know what? 1011 00:18:20,885 --> 00:18:21,885 I'll deal with 1012 00:18:20,885 --> 00:18:21,885 you later. 1013 00:18:21,927 --> 00:18:22,927 Seems like you already 1014 00:18:21,927 --> 00:18:22,927 dealt with me. 1015 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,593 I got the gist, 1016 00:18:22,969 --> 00:18:24,593 we're good. 1017 00:18:24,635 --> 00:18:25,927 Peralta, 1018 00:18:25,969 --> 00:18:29,094 can I confess 1019 00:18:25,969 --> 00:18:29,094 something to you? 1020 00:18:29,135 --> 00:18:30,802 I didn't throw Frederick's 1021 00:18:29,135 --> 00:18:30,802 duck in the garbage. 1022 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:32,052 Yes, I know, sir. 1023 00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:34,135 I didn't throw 1024 00:18:32,094 --> 00:18:34,135 the duck in the garbage. 1025 00:18:34,177 --> 00:18:35,301 I threw it off a bridge. 1026 00:18:39,219 --> 00:18:40,385 Why would you do that? 1027 00:18:40,426 --> 00:18:42,135 Well, Frederick and 1028 00:18:40,426 --> 00:18:42,135 I were having problems. 1029 00:18:42,177 --> 00:18:42,969 He knew I disliked 1030 00:18:42,177 --> 00:18:42,969 the duck 1031 00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:44,052 because of 1032 00:18:43,010 --> 00:18:44,052 its weak beak, 1033 00:18:44,094 --> 00:18:46,468 but he insisted on 1034 00:18:44,094 --> 00:18:46,468 displaying it anyway. 1035 00:18:46,510 --> 00:18:47,593 I acted out 1036 00:18:47,635 --> 00:18:49,843 in a petty manner. 1037 00:18:49,885 --> 00:18:51,468 Just as I did today. 1038 00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:53,510 I'm sorry that 1039 00:18:51,510 --> 00:18:53,510 I wasn't more helpful. 1040 00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:55,343 It's fine, 1041 00:18:53,551 --> 00:18:55,343 I understand. 1042 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,885 You might find this 1043 00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:56,885 hard to believe, 1044 00:18:56,927 --> 00:19:00,135 but I can be a little childish 1045 00:18:56,927 --> 00:19:00,135 sometimes, myself. 1046 00:19:00,177 --> 00:19:01,718 Yes. 1047 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,135 You have gum in your 1048 00:19:01,760 --> 00:19:03,135 hair right now. 1049 00:19:03,177 --> 00:19:04,885 - Noted. 1050 00:19:03,177 --> 00:19:04,885 - Hey! 1051 00:19:04,927 --> 00:19:06,385 Hey! 1052 00:19:04,927 --> 00:19:06,385 You guys came. 1053 00:19:06,426 --> 00:19:07,343 What about all 1054 00:19:06,426 --> 00:19:07,343 the paperwork? 1055 00:19:07,385 --> 00:19:08,510 We got it all in. 1056 00:19:08,551 --> 00:19:11,551 Filed 900 forms by hand 1057 00:19:08,551 --> 00:19:11,551 in under 12 hours. 1058 00:19:11,593 --> 00:19:12,802 It was tough, 1059 00:19:11,593 --> 00:19:12,802 but worth it. 1060 00:19:12,843 --> 00:19:13,927 We wouldn't have 1061 00:19:12,843 --> 00:19:13,927 missed this. 1062 00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:15,385 Also, we had to go 1063 00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:15,385 to the ER anyway. 1064 00:19:15,426 --> 00:19:17,468 Hitchcock's arm was 1065 00:19:15,426 --> 00:19:17,468 mangled by the tube. 1066 00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:18,843 I'm in 1067 00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:18,843 unspeakable pain. 1068 00:19:18,885 --> 00:19:20,426 Oh. 1069 00:19:20,468 --> 00:19:22,343 Ugh, this is agonizing. 1070 00:19:22,385 --> 00:19:24,468 It's been 1071 00:19:22,385 --> 00:19:24,468 over an hour. 1072 00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:27,343 This has to be a record 1073 00:19:24,510 --> 00:19:27,343 for longest childbirth. 1074 00:19:27,385 --> 00:19:28,885 It's a girl! 1075 00:19:33,385 --> 00:19:35,343 Her name is 1076 00:19:33,385 --> 00:19:35,343 Ava Jeffords. 1077 00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:37,635 She's 14 pounds, 1078 00:19:35,385 --> 00:19:37,635 six ounces. 1079 00:19:37,677 --> 00:19:38,885 Whoa. 1080 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,510 Oh yeah, Terry Jeffords 1081 00:19:38,927 --> 00:19:40,510 makes big babies. 1082 00:19:40,551 --> 00:19:42,094 Guys, I just want to say 1083 00:19:42,135 --> 00:19:43,177 thanks to all of you. 1084 00:19:43,219 --> 00:19:46,010 Charles and Amy 1085 00:19:43,219 --> 00:19:46,010 filling out forms. 1086 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,885 Rosa, 1087 00:19:46,052 --> 00:19:47,885 I'm so thankful 1088 00:19:47,927 --> 00:19:49,052 you got me here 1089 00:19:47,927 --> 00:19:49,052 on that bike. 1090 00:19:49,094 --> 00:19:50,177 I'm thankful 1091 00:19:49,094 --> 00:19:50,177 I could help. 1092 00:19:50,219 --> 00:19:51,177 I'm thankful that I'm... 1093 00:19:51,219 --> 00:19:52,551 Boyle, this is 1094 00:19:51,219 --> 00:19:52,551 clearly a moment 1095 00:19:52,593 --> 00:19:53,718 between him and Diaz. 1096 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,510 Captain Holt, 1097 00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,510 you brought me the doctor 1098 00:19:55,551 --> 00:19:58,010 that brought my girl 1099 00:19:55,551 --> 00:19:58,010 into the world. 1100 00:19:58,052 --> 00:19:59,802 And Gina, 1101 00:19:58,052 --> 00:19:59,802 I know you got past your fears 1102 00:19:59,843 --> 00:20:00,843 and helped Sharon out. 1103 00:20:00,885 --> 00:20:02,468 I'm so happy for you 1104 00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:03,969 and I never want to see 1105 00:20:02,510 --> 00:20:03,969 your daughter 1106 00:20:04,010 --> 00:20:05,510 or remember this day. 1107 00:20:05,551 --> 00:20:07,094 And Hitchcock and Scully, 1108 00:20:07,135 --> 00:20:09,094 I assume you're here 1109 00:20:07,135 --> 00:20:09,094 for some unrelated injury. 1110 00:20:09,135 --> 00:20:10,677 That's correct. 1111 00:20:10,718 --> 00:20:11,677 Jake. 1112 00:20:11,718 --> 00:20:13,177 Can I see you 1113 00:20:11,718 --> 00:20:13,177 for a minute? 1114 00:20:13,219 --> 00:20:14,551 Oh. Yeah. 1115 00:20:16,426 --> 00:20:17,468 It's a girl. 1116 00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:19,551 Ouch! Worth it. 1117 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,343 Sharon and I 1118 00:20:19,593 --> 00:20:21,343 wanted you to be 1119 00:20:21,385 --> 00:20:24,593 the first person 1120 00:20:21,385 --> 00:20:24,593 to meet Ava. 1121 00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:28,593 Oh, wow. 1122 00:20:28,635 --> 00:20:31,551 She's beautiful. 1123 00:20:31,593 --> 00:20:33,468 I'm sorry I got 1124 00:20:31,593 --> 00:20:33,468 angry earlier. 1125 00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:34,969 You did a great job 1126 00:20:33,510 --> 00:20:34,969 today. 1127 00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:37,593 Hospital was 1128 00:20:35,010 --> 00:20:37,593 the right decision. 1129 00:20:37,635 --> 00:20:40,385 I'm so glad you're 1130 00:20:37,635 --> 00:20:40,385 Ava's godfather. 1131 00:20:40,426 --> 00:20:42,969 I'm so glad you're 1132 00:20:40,426 --> 00:20:42,969 Sharon's god-husband. 1133 00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:45,010 I'm so glad you're 1134 00:20:43,010 --> 00:20:45,010 my god-wife. 1135 00:20:45,052 --> 00:20:47,593 I have no idea what 1136 00:20:45,052 --> 00:20:47,593 I'm saying at this point. 1137 00:20:47,635 --> 00:20:50,260 Thank you, Jake. 1138 00:20:50,301 --> 00:20:51,510 You want to hold her? 1139 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,843 Oh, um... 1140 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,718 Yeah, sure, 1141 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,718 that'd be great. 1142 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:55,885 The baby, Jake! 1143 00:20:55,927 --> 00:20:57,760 Yeah! 1144 00:20:55,927 --> 00:20:57,760 Right, right, the normal thing. 1145 00:20:59,802 --> 00:21:01,677 - Not a doctor. 1146 00:20:59,802 --> 00:21:01,677 - Shh.