1 00:00:01,232 --> 00:00:02,609 My fellow detectives, 2 00:00:02,651 --> 00:00:04,152 ours is not an easy job. 3 00:00:04,194 --> 00:00:05,403 The hours are long. 4 00:00:05,445 --> 00:00:06,780 The danger is constant. 5 00:00:06,821 --> 00:00:08,907 The pay is LOL. 6 00:00:08,949 --> 00:00:10,825 But today, a glimmer of hope. 7 00:00:10,867 --> 00:00:12,827 For today... 8 00:00:12,869 --> 00:00:14,371 a new vending machine. 9 00:00:15,914 --> 00:00:18,166 Behold him 10 00:00:15,914 --> 00:00:18,166 in all of his glory. 11 00:00:18,208 --> 00:00:20,251 So full of strength 12 00:00:18,208 --> 00:00:20,251 and promise, 13 00:00:20,293 --> 00:00:21,586 and most importantly, 14 00:00:21,628 --> 00:00:22,963 sodium, gluten, and fat. 15 00:00:23,004 --> 00:00:25,215 - Whoo! 16 00:00:23,004 --> 00:00:25,215 - The time has finally come 17 00:00:25,256 --> 00:00:27,509 to christen the machine. 18 00:00:27,550 --> 00:00:29,177 - Boyle, the champagne? 19 00:00:27,550 --> 00:00:29,177 - Oh, well, technically 20 00:00:29,219 --> 00:00:31,638 it's a Hungarian Pezsgo 21 00:00:29,219 --> 00:00:31,638 from the Tarnok Valley. 22 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:32,973 For once in your life, 23 00:00:31,680 --> 00:00:32,973 don't ruin it. 24 00:00:33,014 --> 00:00:34,057 Give him the bottle. 25 00:00:34,099 --> 00:00:35,100 Thank you. 26 00:00:36,184 --> 00:00:39,020 I hereby christen thee 27 00:00:39,062 --> 00:00:40,689 Snacky Chan! 28 00:00:43,566 --> 00:00:44,901 Whoa! 29 00:00:44,944 --> 00:00:47,570 Okay, well, at least it 30 00:00:44,944 --> 00:00:47,570 was just the keypad. 31 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:49,489 None of the snacks 32 00:00:47,612 --> 00:00:49,489 got messed up. 33 00:00:49,531 --> 00:00:50,323 Whoa! 34 00:00:50,365 --> 00:00:51,825 - Go! 35 00:00:50,365 --> 00:00:51,825 - Oh, right! 36 00:00:51,866 --> 00:00:52,826 Okay, okay. 37 00:00:52,867 --> 00:00:54,077 No! 38 00:00:54,119 --> 00:00:57,622 It should've been me. 39 00:00:54,119 --> 00:00:57,622 It should've been me! 40 00:01:19,019 --> 00:01:20,854 Our perp's name is Karl Ove. 41 00:01:20,895 --> 00:01:22,940 My CI said he's selling 42 00:01:20,895 --> 00:01:22,940 counterfeit caviar 43 00:01:22,982 --> 00:01:24,024 out of a blue stall. 44 00:01:24,065 --> 00:01:25,358 This place smells 45 00:01:24,065 --> 00:01:25,358 like a squid farted 46 00:01:25,400 --> 00:01:26,359 inside a whale's butt. 47 00:01:27,485 --> 00:01:29,279 Yes, that is the exact combo 48 00:01:27,485 --> 00:01:29,279 of smells. 49 00:01:29,320 --> 00:01:31,949 Nicely done. 50 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:33,951 Hey, next week is my 51 00:01:31,991 --> 00:01:33,951 six-month anniversary with Amy. 52 00:01:33,993 --> 00:01:35,285 Should I do something special? 53 00:01:35,326 --> 00:01:36,411 You know what I like about 54 00:01:35,326 --> 00:01:36,411 our relationship, Jake? 55 00:01:36,453 --> 00:01:37,704 We don't talk about 56 00:01:36,453 --> 00:01:37,704 our love lives, 57 00:01:37,746 --> 00:01:39,039 or our families, or anything 58 00:01:37,746 --> 00:01:39,039 that's on our minds. 59 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,082 It's why you're 60 00:01:39,080 --> 00:01:41,082 my closest friend in the world. 61 00:01:41,124 --> 00:01:42,751 Yeah, I know, 62 00:01:41,124 --> 00:01:42,751 but I need help on this. 63 00:01:42,792 --> 00:01:44,627 I asked Boyle 64 00:01:42,792 --> 00:01:44,627 and he was useless. 65 00:01:44,669 --> 00:01:46,005 Put a baby in her, Jake. 66 00:01:46,046 --> 00:01:47,505 What are you waiting for? 67 00:01:47,547 --> 00:01:49,799 So do that then. 68 00:01:47,547 --> 00:01:49,799 Problem solved. 69 00:01:49,841 --> 00:01:50,842 Look, it's our guy. 70 00:01:53,094 --> 00:01:54,721 Excuse me, sir, 71 00:01:53,094 --> 00:01:54,721 we're with the NYPD. 72 00:01:54,763 --> 00:01:56,306 I just need to ask 73 00:01:54,763 --> 00:01:56,306 you a couple of... 74 00:01:56,347 --> 00:01:57,975 Oh, shrimp! 75 00:01:58,017 --> 00:01:59,059 I hate that! 76 00:02:08,986 --> 00:02:10,236 You're under arrest, punk. 77 00:02:10,278 --> 00:02:11,863 Nobody gets away 78 00:02:10,278 --> 00:02:11,863 from Jake Per... ew! 79 00:02:11,905 --> 00:02:13,406 Something yucky touched me! 80 00:02:13,448 --> 00:02:14,908 Ugh, gross, 81 00:02:13,448 --> 00:02:14,908 gross, gross! 82 00:02:14,950 --> 00:02:18,037 Hang on. 83 00:02:14,950 --> 00:02:18,037 What's that? 84 00:02:18,078 --> 00:02:20,039 What have we here? 85 00:02:21,414 --> 00:02:22,248 What? 86 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:26,836 I have no idea 87 00:02:24,043 --> 00:02:26,836 what you're saying. 88 00:02:28,755 --> 00:02:30,966 Just as I suspected 89 00:02:28,755 --> 00:02:30,966 immediately. 90 00:02:31,008 --> 00:02:32,383 It's a flawless 91 00:02:31,008 --> 00:02:32,383 39-carat diamond 92 00:02:32,425 --> 00:02:33,593 that was stolen 93 00:02:32,425 --> 00:02:33,593 six weeks ago 94 00:02:33,635 --> 00:02:34,970 from the Royal Stockholm Museum. 95 00:02:35,012 --> 00:02:36,429 I've just received word 96 00:02:35,012 --> 00:02:36,429 from Interpol 97 00:02:36,471 --> 00:02:38,306 that two detectives 98 00:02:36,471 --> 00:02:38,306 are on their way from Sweden 99 00:02:38,348 --> 00:02:39,307 to pick up the suspect. 100 00:02:39,349 --> 00:02:40,892 Please make them 101 00:02:39,349 --> 00:02:40,892 feel welcome. 102 00:02:40,934 --> 00:02:42,061 Welcome? 103 00:02:42,102 --> 00:02:44,104 We're gonna roll out 104 00:02:42,102 --> 00:02:44,104 the fricking red carpet. 105 00:02:44,145 --> 00:02:45,688 Working a jewel heist 106 00:02:44,145 --> 00:02:45,688 with Interpol? 107 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:48,025 This is the best thing 108 00:02:45,730 --> 00:02:48,025 that's ever happened to me! 109 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,692 - Second best. 110 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,692 - Aww. 111 00:02:49,734 --> 00:02:50,777 First best. 112 00:02:50,819 --> 00:02:52,237 I was lying to Amy. 113 00:02:56,033 --> 00:02:59,369 Do you guys know anyone 114 00:02:56,033 --> 00:02:59,369 who wants some used textbooks? 115 00:02:59,410 --> 00:03:00,787 I'd love them. 116 00:03:00,829 --> 00:03:01,956 It's never too late to teach 117 00:03:00,829 --> 00:03:01,956 yourself something new... 118 00:03:01,997 --> 00:03:03,289 So no one. 119 00:03:03,331 --> 00:03:05,333 Great. 120 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:06,793 Why are you 121 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:06,793 throwing those out? 122 00:03:06,835 --> 00:03:08,419 Because I'm 123 00:03:06,835 --> 00:03:08,419 never gonna pass 124 00:03:08,461 --> 00:03:10,213 this astronomy final, 125 00:03:10,255 --> 00:03:11,339 so I won't graduate, 126 00:03:11,381 --> 00:03:12,674 so my life is ruined. 127 00:03:12,715 --> 00:03:14,676 Or we could 128 00:03:12,715 --> 00:03:14,676 help you study. 129 00:03:14,717 --> 00:03:17,846 I did graduate 130 00:03:14,717 --> 00:03:17,846 magna cum laude from Syracuse. 131 00:03:17,887 --> 00:03:19,014 I know that sounds 132 00:03:17,887 --> 00:03:19,014 like a brag. 133 00:03:19,056 --> 00:03:20,807 And it was! 134 00:03:20,849 --> 00:03:22,101 Terry killed it in college. 135 00:03:22,142 --> 00:03:24,269 Plus, I know a thing 136 00:03:22,142 --> 00:03:24,269 or two about astronomy. 137 00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:27,147 I had 11 straight birthdays 138 00:03:24,310 --> 00:03:27,147 at the planetarium. 139 00:03:28,773 --> 00:03:29,984 That was also a brag. 140 00:03:30,025 --> 00:03:33,653 My God, you guys are 141 00:03:30,025 --> 00:03:33,653 such pathetic nerds. 142 00:03:33,695 --> 00:03:35,072 But maybe that's what 143 00:03:33,695 --> 00:03:35,072 I need right now, 144 00:03:35,114 --> 00:03:36,991 pathetic nerds. 145 00:03:37,032 --> 00:03:37,992 Okay. 146 00:03:38,033 --> 00:03:39,784 You pathetic nerds 147 00:03:38,033 --> 00:03:39,784 can help me. 148 00:03:41,327 --> 00:03:42,287 Thank you? 149 00:03:42,328 --> 00:03:44,081 You are so welcome. 150 00:03:45,206 --> 00:03:46,749 Peralta, Diaz. 151 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:49,128 This is 152 00:03:46,791 --> 00:03:49,128 Inspector Knausgaard 153 00:03:49,169 --> 00:03:50,545 and Deputy Inspector Carlsson. 154 00:03:50,587 --> 00:03:52,047 Their flight here 155 00:03:50,587 --> 00:03:52,047 was eight hours. 156 00:03:52,089 --> 00:03:53,381 It's been a pleasure 157 00:03:52,089 --> 00:03:53,381 talking with you 158 00:03:53,423 --> 00:03:55,009 about the duration 159 00:03:53,423 --> 00:03:55,009 of your flight. 160 00:03:55,050 --> 00:03:56,135 Good day. 161 00:03:56,176 --> 00:03:57,552 Well, there goes 162 00:03:56,176 --> 00:03:57,552 my opening question 163 00:03:57,594 --> 00:03:59,220 about how long 164 00:03:57,594 --> 00:03:59,220 your flight was. 165 00:03:59,262 --> 00:04:00,221 It was eight hours. 166 00:04:00,263 --> 00:04:01,764 Yeah, no, 167 00:04:00,263 --> 00:04:01,764 I got that. 168 00:04:01,806 --> 00:04:02,891 I was joking, sorry. 169 00:04:02,932 --> 00:04:04,350 It must have got lost 170 00:04:02,932 --> 00:04:04,350 in translation. 171 00:04:04,392 --> 00:04:06,061 No, we understand 172 00:04:04,392 --> 00:04:06,061 you perfectly. 173 00:04:06,103 --> 00:04:07,520 Everyone in Sweden 174 00:04:06,103 --> 00:04:07,520 speaks English. 175 00:04:07,562 --> 00:04:10,024 We also speak Norwegian, 176 00:04:07,562 --> 00:04:10,024 Dutch, German, 177 00:04:10,065 --> 00:04:11,482 French, Russian, 178 00:04:10,065 --> 00:04:11,482 and Finnish. 179 00:04:11,524 --> 00:04:12,692 But not Danish. 180 00:04:12,734 --> 00:04:14,402 That is a garbage language 181 00:04:12,734 --> 00:04:14,402 for garbage people. 182 00:04:14,444 --> 00:04:15,695 - Yeah. 183 00:04:14,444 --> 00:04:15,695 - Oh, word up. 184 00:04:15,737 --> 00:04:17,697 Well, I have almost 185 00:04:15,737 --> 00:04:17,697 memorized "Gangnam Style" 186 00:04:17,739 --> 00:04:19,574 phonetically, so samesies. 187 00:04:19,616 --> 00:04:21,618 I don't know this word. 188 00:04:19,616 --> 00:04:21,618 "Samesies"? 189 00:04:21,659 --> 00:04:24,245 From context, I believe it 190 00:04:21,659 --> 00:04:24,245 means "proudly uneducated." 191 00:04:24,287 --> 00:04:25,164 - Ah. 192 00:04:24,287 --> 00:04:25,164 - So... 193 00:04:25,205 --> 00:04:26,539 - No. 194 00:04:25,205 --> 00:04:26,539 - Where's our prisoner? 195 00:04:26,581 --> 00:04:27,540 Being processed. 196 00:04:27,582 --> 00:04:28,875 But, in the meantime, 197 00:04:28,917 --> 00:04:32,046 may I offer you some 198 00:04:28,917 --> 00:04:32,046 of the finest cuisine 199 00:04:32,087 --> 00:04:34,255 in Brooklyn from my 200 00:04:32,087 --> 00:04:34,255 favorite restaurant? 201 00:04:34,297 --> 00:04:36,091 The food cart outside 202 00:04:34,297 --> 00:04:36,091 the precinct. 203 00:04:36,133 --> 00:04:37,383 It's really good. 204 00:04:37,425 --> 00:04:38,760 Hm, none for Soren. 205 00:04:38,801 --> 00:04:41,262 He's allergic to lactose, 206 00:04:38,801 --> 00:04:41,262 gluten, and tomato ketchup. 207 00:04:41,304 --> 00:04:43,223 - Oh. 208 00:04:41,304 --> 00:04:43,223 - Also, none for Agneta. 209 00:04:43,264 --> 00:04:44,224 She and her husband 210 00:04:43,264 --> 00:04:44,224 are trying 211 00:04:44,265 --> 00:04:45,516 to have another baby, 212 00:04:45,558 --> 00:04:46,517 so she can't 213 00:04:45,558 --> 00:04:46,517 eat anything 214 00:04:46,559 --> 00:04:48,394 that will alter 215 00:04:46,559 --> 00:04:48,394 her cervical pH. 216 00:04:48,436 --> 00:04:49,562 Oh. 217 00:04:49,604 --> 00:04:51,065 You guys are 218 00:04:49,604 --> 00:04:51,065 real close, huh? 219 00:04:51,106 --> 00:04:53,150 In Sweden, we believe 220 00:04:51,106 --> 00:04:53,150 for a proper team to function, 221 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:55,194 partners must be completely open 222 00:04:53,192 --> 00:04:55,194 with each other. 223 00:04:55,235 --> 00:04:57,196 Yeah. 224 00:04:55,235 --> 00:04:57,196 We have no secrets. 225 00:04:57,237 --> 00:04:58,279 Not even our bodies. 226 00:04:58,321 --> 00:04:59,949 We sauna together 227 00:04:58,321 --> 00:04:59,949 all the time. 228 00:04:59,990 --> 00:05:01,908 Yeah, well, 229 00:04:59,990 --> 00:05:01,908 we are also very close. 230 00:05:01,951 --> 00:05:03,660 One time, Rosa saw me 231 00:05:01,951 --> 00:05:03,660 in my bathing suit. 232 00:05:03,701 --> 00:05:05,286 No, I didn't, you told 233 00:05:03,701 --> 00:05:05,286 me to turn around. 234 00:05:05,328 --> 00:05:06,956 - Yeah. 235 00:05:05,328 --> 00:05:06,956 - Well, uh, since we cannot eat 236 00:05:06,997 --> 00:05:08,414 your disgusting street food, 237 00:05:08,456 --> 00:05:10,125 could you please check if our 238 00:05:08,456 --> 00:05:10,125 prisoner has been processed? 239 00:05:10,167 --> 00:05:11,876 Yeah, we don't mean 240 00:05:10,167 --> 00:05:11,876 to offend, it's just 241 00:05:11,918 --> 00:05:14,088 this place is filthy and you 242 00:05:11,918 --> 00:05:14,088 both seem unprofessional. 243 00:05:14,129 --> 00:05:15,421 Unprofessional? 244 00:05:15,463 --> 00:05:17,091 Well, we were going 245 00:05:15,463 --> 00:05:17,091 to take you to our favorite 246 00:05:17,132 --> 00:05:18,841 laser tag place, but now, 247 00:05:18,883 --> 00:05:20,593 you're officially uninvited. 248 00:05:20,635 --> 00:05:21,469 Rosa. 249 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:25,224 Ah, Boyle. Just the man 250 00:05:23,222 --> 00:05:25,224 we were looking for. 251 00:05:25,265 --> 00:05:26,724 Kevin has accepted 252 00:05:25,265 --> 00:05:26,724 a fellowship to teach 253 00:05:26,766 --> 00:05:28,185 at the Sorbonne 254 00:05:26,766 --> 00:05:28,185 for the next six months. 255 00:05:28,227 --> 00:05:29,936 Oh, I love Paris. 256 00:05:29,979 --> 00:05:31,230 At least how 257 00:05:29,979 --> 00:05:31,230 it's represented 258 00:05:31,271 --> 00:05:32,897 in the movie 259 00:05:31,271 --> 00:05:32,897 "Ratatouille." 260 00:05:32,940 --> 00:05:34,774 Uh... 261 00:05:32,940 --> 00:05:34,774 The rodent chef. 262 00:05:34,816 --> 00:05:36,151 Ah, yes. 263 00:05:34,816 --> 00:05:36,151 Farfetched. 264 00:05:36,193 --> 00:05:37,777 Anyway, Kevin and I belong 265 00:05:37,819 --> 00:05:40,197 to the Park Slope Racquet Club, 266 00:05:37,819 --> 00:05:40,197 where we've established 267 00:05:40,239 --> 00:05:41,906 a squash doubles dynasty. 268 00:05:41,949 --> 00:05:44,325 We've taken home the trophy 269 00:05:41,949 --> 00:05:44,325 two years in a row. 270 00:05:44,367 --> 00:05:46,327 Unfortunately, I'll be flying 271 00:05:44,367 --> 00:05:46,327 to Paris this year 272 00:05:46,369 --> 00:05:47,453 during the tournament. 273 00:05:47,495 --> 00:05:49,289 It's a seven-hour flight. 274 00:05:49,330 --> 00:05:51,166 I remember you told me 275 00:05:49,330 --> 00:05:51,166 you played in college. 276 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:53,961 Three-time intramural 277 00:05:51,208 --> 00:05:53,961 champion at Sarah Lawrence. 278 00:05:54,003 --> 00:05:56,255 Would have been four, but 279 00:05:54,003 --> 00:05:56,255 senior year I played Greaseball 280 00:05:56,296 --> 00:05:58,381 in our school's production 281 00:05:56,296 --> 00:05:58,381 of "Starlight Express." 282 00:05:58,423 --> 00:05:59,924 Interesting casting. 283 00:05:59,967 --> 00:06:02,219 In any case, I would be honored 284 00:05:59,967 --> 00:06:02,219 if you would take my place 285 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:03,803 so that Raymond 286 00:06:02,261 --> 00:06:03,803 could make it a treble. 287 00:06:03,845 --> 00:06:06,265 Absolutely! 288 00:06:03,845 --> 00:06:06,265 I would love to do that! 289 00:06:06,306 --> 00:06:07,682 Great. 290 00:06:06,306 --> 00:06:07,682 Formidable. 291 00:06:07,724 --> 00:06:08,725 Yup! 292 00:06:08,766 --> 00:06:11,270 That is great. 293 00:06:08,766 --> 00:06:11,270 This is great. 294 00:06:11,311 --> 00:06:13,354 - This is terrible. 295 00:06:11,311 --> 00:06:13,354 - Why? 296 00:06:13,396 --> 00:06:15,398 You always said you wanted 297 00:06:13,396 --> 00:06:15,398 more face time with Holt. 298 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:16,482 No, not like this. 299 00:06:16,524 --> 00:06:18,443 Squash brings out 300 00:06:16,524 --> 00:06:18,443 my competitive side. 301 00:06:18,484 --> 00:06:21,280 breaking racquets, cursing, 302 00:06:18,484 --> 00:06:21,280 excessive mooning. 303 00:06:21,321 --> 00:06:23,240 One time, just to 304 00:06:21,321 --> 00:06:23,240 psych a guy out, 305 00:06:23,282 --> 00:06:26,160 I locked eyes with him 306 00:06:23,282 --> 00:06:26,160 and ate a squash ball. 307 00:06:26,201 --> 00:06:27,161 That's not possible. 308 00:06:27,202 --> 00:06:29,038 It's still in me, Terry. 309 00:06:29,079 --> 00:06:30,788 Look, the point 310 00:06:29,079 --> 00:06:30,788 is to have fun. 311 00:06:30,830 --> 00:06:32,332 So just relax 312 00:06:30,830 --> 00:06:32,332 and have fun. 313 00:06:32,373 --> 00:06:33,416 Right, right, 314 00:06:32,373 --> 00:06:33,416 right, yeah. 315 00:06:33,458 --> 00:06:34,500 It's just a game. 316 00:06:34,542 --> 00:06:35,961 It's fun. 317 00:06:36,003 --> 00:06:38,297 There's no need 318 00:06:36,003 --> 00:06:38,297 for Holt to see me 319 00:06:38,338 --> 00:06:40,007 unleash the beast. 320 00:06:40,049 --> 00:06:42,759 Okay. 321 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,262 That's a strange 322 00:06:42,800 --> 00:06:45,262 little man. 323 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:46,721 Probably telling Captain Holt 324 00:06:45,304 --> 00:06:46,721 how much they like 325 00:06:46,763 --> 00:06:49,308 to sauna together. 326 00:06:46,763 --> 00:06:49,308 Please. 327 00:06:49,349 --> 00:06:50,350 They think they're so great 328 00:06:49,349 --> 00:06:50,350 just 'cause 329 00:06:50,391 --> 00:06:51,476 they know 330 00:06:50,391 --> 00:06:51,476 each other's allergies. 331 00:06:51,517 --> 00:06:52,727 You know 332 00:06:51,517 --> 00:06:52,727 what I'm allergic to? 333 00:06:52,769 --> 00:06:54,104 Yup. Them. 334 00:06:52,769 --> 00:06:54,104 Totally. 335 00:06:54,146 --> 00:06:56,273 And also bees. 336 00:06:54,146 --> 00:06:56,273 You should know that. 337 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:58,192 If I got stung by a bee, 338 00:06:56,315 --> 00:06:58,192 I could die. 339 00:06:58,233 --> 00:06:59,692 Detectives, I've been talking 340 00:06:58,233 --> 00:06:59,692 with the inspectors. 341 00:06:59,734 --> 00:07:02,528 There's been a development 342 00:06:59,734 --> 00:07:02,528 in the Kottbullediamant case. 343 00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:04,031 Excellent pronunciation, 344 00:07:02,570 --> 00:07:04,031 Captain. 345 00:07:04,073 --> 00:07:05,490 Tack. 346 00:07:04,073 --> 00:07:05,490 They believe our perp 347 00:07:05,531 --> 00:07:06,574 may have smuggled more 348 00:07:06,616 --> 00:07:08,285 stolen Swedish diamonds 349 00:07:06,616 --> 00:07:08,285 into Brooklyn. 350 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:09,494 Oh, well, 351 00:07:08,327 --> 00:07:09,494 thank you for the tip. 352 00:07:09,535 --> 00:07:11,038 Have a wonderful flight home. 353 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,123 We will send you the jewels 354 00:07:11,080 --> 00:07:13,123 as soon as we find them. 355 00:07:13,165 --> 00:07:15,416 They're staying and 356 00:07:13,165 --> 00:07:15,416 working the case with you. 357 00:07:15,458 --> 00:07:17,418 Ah, fantastic. 358 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:19,587 Rosa, could you please fill 359 00:07:17,460 --> 00:07:19,587 my car with a million bees? 360 00:07:21,881 --> 00:07:24,301 Okay, since the Swedes 361 00:07:21,881 --> 00:07:24,301 are rudely late, 362 00:07:24,343 --> 00:07:25,843 let's talk 363 00:07:24,343 --> 00:07:25,843 anniversary gift. 364 00:07:25,885 --> 00:07:28,263 Should I get Amy something 365 00:07:25,885 --> 00:07:28,263 caszh like shot glasses, 366 00:07:28,305 --> 00:07:32,433 or something less caszh, 367 00:07:28,305 --> 00:07:32,433 like golden shot glasses? 368 00:07:32,475 --> 00:07:33,810 Still don't care. 369 00:07:32,475 --> 00:07:33,810 How about I get a jump 370 00:07:33,851 --> 00:07:35,937 on our new partners 371 00:07:33,851 --> 00:07:35,937 and search the perp's apartment? 372 00:07:35,979 --> 00:07:38,398 Right. We'll get some 373 00:07:35,979 --> 00:07:38,398 clues, solve the case, 374 00:07:38,439 --> 00:07:39,316 make them look like fools. 375 00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:40,608 They can eat our 376 00:07:39,358 --> 00:07:40,608 American dust. 377 00:07:40,650 --> 00:07:41,692 No, no. 378 00:07:41,734 --> 00:07:43,320 Soren is probably 379 00:07:41,734 --> 00:07:43,320 allergic to dust. 380 00:07:44,445 --> 00:07:45,405 Oh, hello! 381 00:07:45,446 --> 00:07:47,324 Yes, I am allergic 382 00:07:45,446 --> 00:07:47,324 to dust. 383 00:07:47,366 --> 00:07:48,325 Everyone is. 384 00:07:48,367 --> 00:07:49,368 That's what sneezes are. 385 00:07:49,409 --> 00:07:50,369 You're what sneezes are. 386 00:07:50,410 --> 00:07:51,411 Okay. 387 00:07:51,452 --> 00:07:52,829 What are you guys 388 00:07:51,452 --> 00:07:52,829 doing here? 389 00:07:52,870 --> 00:07:54,872 Oh, in Sweden, 390 00:07:52,870 --> 00:07:54,872 we call it police work. 391 00:07:54,914 --> 00:07:56,333 Perhaps you don't 392 00:07:54,914 --> 00:07:56,333 have a word for it? 393 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:58,127 I hate you. 394 00:07:56,375 --> 00:07:58,127 - This is our case. 395 00:07:58,168 --> 00:07:59,378 You can't work it 396 00:07:58,168 --> 00:07:59,378 without us. 397 00:07:59,419 --> 00:08:00,963 Get your weird, 398 00:07:59,419 --> 00:08:00,963 hairless fingers off of it. 399 00:08:01,004 --> 00:08:02,965 Soren shaves his fingers 400 00:08:01,004 --> 00:08:02,965 for cycling. 401 00:08:03,006 --> 00:08:04,341 It cuts down on drag. 402 00:08:04,383 --> 00:08:05,550 Agneta is my 403 00:08:04,383 --> 00:08:05,550 biggest fanatic. 404 00:08:05,591 --> 00:08:08,220 Just as I am a fanatic 405 00:08:05,591 --> 00:08:08,220 of her slam poetry. 406 00:08:08,262 --> 00:08:10,305 - Would you like to hear some? 407 00:08:08,262 --> 00:08:10,305 - Would I like to? 408 00:08:10,347 --> 00:08:12,307 - I would hate to! 409 00:08:10,347 --> 00:08:12,307 - Your loss. 410 00:08:12,349 --> 00:08:14,393 Well, we've already searched 411 00:08:12,349 --> 00:08:14,393 the entire apartment. 412 00:08:14,434 --> 00:08:16,061 Yeah, well, 413 00:08:14,434 --> 00:08:16,061 now we're gonna search it, 414 00:08:16,103 --> 00:08:18,855 and find things you all missed, 415 00:08:16,103 --> 00:08:18,855 like this! 416 00:08:18,896 --> 00:08:19,940 Your own keys? 417 00:08:19,982 --> 00:08:20,941 Damn straight. 418 00:08:20,983 --> 00:08:21,899 Bag 'em, Diaz. 419 00:08:25,028 --> 00:08:27,364 Astronomy is full 420 00:08:25,028 --> 00:08:27,364 of interesting facts. 421 00:08:27,406 --> 00:08:29,158 For instance, 422 00:08:27,406 --> 00:08:29,158 here's one that 423 00:08:29,199 --> 00:08:31,326 Hollywood doesn't 424 00:08:29,199 --> 00:08:31,326 want you to know. 425 00:08:31,368 --> 00:08:35,414 A parsec is actually 426 00:08:31,368 --> 00:08:35,414 a measure of distance. 427 00:08:35,455 --> 00:08:38,083 One of the many inaccuracies 428 00:08:35,455 --> 00:08:38,083 in the "Star Wars" universe. 429 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:40,294 Uh-huh. 430 00:08:38,125 --> 00:08:40,294 And what's "Star Wars"? 431 00:08:41,378 --> 00:08:42,379 Oh, boy. 432 00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:44,381 Maybe I'm getting ahead 433 00:08:42,421 --> 00:08:44,381 of myself. 434 00:08:44,423 --> 00:08:46,757 Okay, let's talk planets. 435 00:08:46,799 --> 00:08:49,428 Jupiter is a gas giant. 436 00:08:49,469 --> 00:08:50,429 So is Hitchcock. 437 00:08:50,470 --> 00:08:51,471 How does this help me? 438 00:08:51,512 --> 00:08:53,432 It also has 67 moons. 439 00:08:53,473 --> 00:08:55,392 I came up with 440 00:08:53,473 --> 00:08:55,392 a fun mnemonic device 441 00:08:55,434 --> 00:08:56,393 to remember them all. 442 00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:57,394 It goes, 443 00:08:57,436 --> 00:08:59,313 "Every Individual Gets Crayons 444 00:08:59,354 --> 00:09:00,981 After Telling His Aggressive 445 00:09:01,023 --> 00:09:03,400 Little Mongoose Painter 446 00:09:01,023 --> 00:09:03,400 Called Ernest 447 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:08,113 Some Lies About 448 00:09:03,442 --> 00:09:08,113 Tiny Panda Heads... period... 449 00:09:08,155 --> 00:09:11,532 Maybe One Kid Could Take 450 00:09:08,155 --> 00:09:11,532 Her Elephant 451 00:09:11,574 --> 00:09:14,161 Into California, Except..." 452 00:09:15,954 --> 00:09:16,955 Where's Gina? 453 00:09:16,997 --> 00:09:18,915 She told me you called me 454 00:09:16,997 --> 00:09:18,915 a gas giant. 455 00:09:18,957 --> 00:09:21,876 Well, now you and I 456 00:09:18,957 --> 00:09:21,876 will never hook up. 457 00:09:24,296 --> 00:09:25,922 Uh-oh. 458 00:09:24,296 --> 00:09:25,922 What's this? 459 00:09:25,964 --> 00:09:27,341 A little piece of evidence 460 00:09:25,964 --> 00:09:27,341 that evaded 461 00:09:27,382 --> 00:09:28,758 your bald little hands. 462 00:09:28,799 --> 00:09:30,344 A shipping manifest 463 00:09:28,799 --> 00:09:30,344 that was shoved 464 00:09:30,385 --> 00:09:31,428 into the back 465 00:09:30,385 --> 00:09:31,428 of a drawer. 466 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:32,678 Our perp transferred 467 00:09:31,470 --> 00:09:32,678 a container 468 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,931 to a shipyard in Bay Ridge 469 00:09:32,720 --> 00:09:34,931 on October 11th. 470 00:09:34,973 --> 00:09:35,974 That arrived 471 00:09:34,973 --> 00:09:35,974 over a month ago, 472 00:09:36,016 --> 00:09:37,226 I doubt you'll find 473 00:09:36,016 --> 00:09:37,226 anything in it. 474 00:09:37,267 --> 00:09:38,601 Please, 475 00:09:37,267 --> 00:09:38,601 you're just pissed 476 00:09:38,643 --> 00:09:40,561 we cracked the case wide open 477 00:09:38,643 --> 00:09:40,561 and you've got nada. 478 00:09:40,603 --> 00:09:42,563 That's right, 479 00:09:40,603 --> 00:09:42,563 I speak Spanish. 480 00:09:42,605 --> 00:09:44,607 Actually, we've got 481 00:09:42,605 --> 00:09:44,607 much more than nada. 482 00:09:44,649 --> 00:09:46,026 Damn it, 483 00:09:44,649 --> 00:09:46,026 he speaks Spanish too. 484 00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:48,987 Agneta found an invitation 485 00:09:46,068 --> 00:09:48,987 to a party tonight 486 00:09:49,029 --> 00:09:50,905 at the home of... 487 00:09:50,948 --> 00:09:52,074 Alvar Gustavsson. 488 00:09:52,115 --> 00:09:53,658 The hot blond guy 489 00:09:52,115 --> 00:09:53,658 from "True Blood"? 490 00:09:53,699 --> 00:09:54,909 No, the Swedish 491 00:09:53,699 --> 00:09:54,909 millionaire 492 00:09:54,952 --> 00:09:56,161 with ties 493 00:09:54,952 --> 00:09:56,161 to organized crime. 494 00:09:56,203 --> 00:09:57,204 - Alvar Gustavsson. 495 00:09:56,203 --> 00:09:57,204 - Yeah. 496 00:09:57,246 --> 00:09:59,957 Oh, that... 497 00:09:57,246 --> 00:09:59,957 Alvar Gooz-hev-vren. 498 00:09:59,998 --> 00:10:02,000 Well, you're welcome to 499 00:09:59,998 --> 00:10:02,000 pursue that dead-end lead 500 00:10:02,042 --> 00:10:04,378 while we got to the shipping 501 00:10:02,042 --> 00:10:04,378 container and find the jewels. 502 00:10:04,419 --> 00:10:05,878 And maybe to celebrate, 503 00:10:04,419 --> 00:10:05,878 Rosa will wear them 504 00:10:05,920 --> 00:10:07,547 to your dumb-ass party. 505 00:10:07,588 --> 00:10:09,341 No, they're priceless, 506 00:10:07,588 --> 00:10:09,341 please do not do that. 507 00:10:09,383 --> 00:10:10,425 Yeah, obviously 508 00:10:09,383 --> 00:10:10,425 we wouldn't. 509 00:10:10,467 --> 00:10:11,676 We were just being jerks. 510 00:10:11,717 --> 00:10:13,387 See you later, jerks. 511 00:10:13,428 --> 00:10:15,389 Okay. 512 00:10:13,428 --> 00:10:15,389 Bye, Jake. Bye, Rosie. 513 00:10:17,932 --> 00:10:20,352 Whoo! 514 00:10:17,932 --> 00:10:20,352 You ready, Boyle? 515 00:10:20,394 --> 00:10:21,894 Psyched up? 516 00:10:20,394 --> 00:10:21,894 No, why? 517 00:10:21,936 --> 00:10:22,980 Do I seem psyched? 518 00:10:23,021 --> 00:10:24,189 'Cause I'm 519 00:10:23,021 --> 00:10:24,189 definitely not. 520 00:10:24,231 --> 00:10:25,190 I just want to have fun. 521 00:10:25,232 --> 00:10:26,607 And to win. 522 00:10:26,649 --> 00:10:28,859 Hey, if we all have fun 523 00:10:26,649 --> 00:10:28,859 and don't throw any racquets 524 00:10:28,901 --> 00:10:31,947 and don't eat squash balls, 525 00:10:28,901 --> 00:10:31,947 then we're all winners. 526 00:10:31,989 --> 00:10:33,906 What? 527 00:10:31,989 --> 00:10:33,906 Nothing. I'll serve. 528 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:40,998 Out. 529 00:10:39,538 --> 00:10:40,998 What? 530 00:10:41,039 --> 00:10:42,457 Are you out of your mind? 531 00:10:42,499 --> 00:10:43,333 That was... 532 00:10:46,295 --> 00:10:47,628 fun. 533 00:10:47,670 --> 00:10:49,339 That was a fun call. 534 00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:52,758 You're a real 535 00:10:49,381 --> 00:10:52,758 fun guy, fun guy. 536 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,761 This is fun! 537 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,761 This is fun! 538 00:10:58,348 --> 00:10:59,308 Gina! 539 00:10:59,349 --> 00:11:00,517 I know astronomy can seem 540 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:02,394 a little daunting 541 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:02,394 and scientific, 542 00:11:02,436 --> 00:11:04,062 but I have a friend 543 00:11:02,436 --> 00:11:04,062 who I think 544 00:11:04,104 --> 00:11:06,689 can make it 545 00:11:04,104 --> 00:11:06,689 pretty interesting. 546 00:11:09,609 --> 00:11:10,651 Who dis? 547 00:11:10,693 --> 00:11:12,612 Hi, Gina, 548 00:11:10,693 --> 00:11:12,612 I'm Neil deGrasse Tyson. 549 00:11:12,653 --> 00:11:13,654 And I care, why? 550 00:11:13,696 --> 00:11:15,365 Director of 551 00:11:13,696 --> 00:11:15,365 the Hayden Planetarium. 552 00:11:15,407 --> 00:11:17,617 One of the world's 553 00:11:15,407 --> 00:11:17,617 leading astrophysicists. 554 00:11:17,658 --> 00:11:19,453 And he's doing me 555 00:11:17,658 --> 00:11:19,453 a huge favor. 556 00:11:19,494 --> 00:11:21,787 And how do you know 557 00:11:19,494 --> 00:11:21,787 Terrance, Space Tie? 558 00:11:21,829 --> 00:11:22,998 We're gym buddies. 559 00:11:24,915 --> 00:11:26,667 Damn, Neil deGrasse Tyson! 560 00:11:26,709 --> 00:11:28,295 How are you doing that? 561 00:11:28,337 --> 00:11:29,712 It's physics, Terry. 562 00:11:29,754 --> 00:11:30,755 It's physics. 563 00:11:31,965 --> 00:11:33,175 Gina, look. 564 00:11:33,216 --> 00:11:34,593 Give me two hours. 565 00:11:34,634 --> 00:11:36,428 You'll not only 566 00:11:34,634 --> 00:11:36,428 pass your exam, 567 00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:39,139 you'll gain a deeper 568 00:11:36,470 --> 00:11:39,139 appreciation of the universe 569 00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:43,226 through which we journey 570 00:11:39,181 --> 00:11:43,226 on this spaceship Earth. 571 00:11:43,268 --> 00:11:45,187 Spaceship Earth? 572 00:11:43,268 --> 00:11:45,187 Way to go. 573 00:11:45,228 --> 00:11:47,564 You just made Earth lame, 574 00:11:45,228 --> 00:11:47,564 and that is my house. 575 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:49,566 Gina, why did you want 576 00:11:47,606 --> 00:11:49,566 to take astronomy? 577 00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:50,984 Because I thought 578 00:11:49,608 --> 00:11:50,984 it would be cool, 579 00:11:51,026 --> 00:11:53,694 just me, sitting around 580 00:11:51,026 --> 00:11:53,694 naming moons left and right, 581 00:11:53,736 --> 00:11:56,697 like "Zorp,"Bong," 582 00:11:53,736 --> 00:11:56,697 "Dingo." 583 00:11:56,739 --> 00:11:59,242 "Etcetera," that would 584 00:11:56,739 --> 00:11:59,242 be one of the names. 585 00:11:59,284 --> 00:12:00,243 "Etcetera." 586 00:12:00,285 --> 00:12:02,329 She's gonna fail, 587 00:12:00,285 --> 00:12:02,329 isn't she? 588 00:12:02,371 --> 00:12:03,997 Big time. 589 00:12:02,371 --> 00:12:03,997 Yeah. 590 00:12:04,039 --> 00:12:05,290 According to 591 00:12:04,039 --> 00:12:05,290 the shipping company, 592 00:12:05,332 --> 00:12:08,251 the container that came in 593 00:12:05,332 --> 00:12:08,251 on October 11th is 34G1. 594 00:12:08,293 --> 00:12:09,252 Cool. 595 00:12:09,294 --> 00:12:10,504 Hey, what did you 596 00:12:09,294 --> 00:12:10,504 and Marcus do 597 00:12:10,545 --> 00:12:11,963 for your 598 00:12:10,545 --> 00:12:11,963 six-month anniversary? 599 00:12:12,005 --> 00:12:13,714 Keeping in mind, that he's 600 00:12:12,005 --> 00:12:13,714 dreamy and romantic 601 00:12:13,756 --> 00:12:15,467 and I only own $50. 602 00:12:15,509 --> 00:12:17,594 Marcus and I broke up. 603 00:12:15,509 --> 00:12:17,594 What? When? 604 00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:20,263 A month ago. 605 00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:20,263 A month ago? 606 00:12:20,305 --> 00:12:21,556 How do I not know 607 00:12:20,305 --> 00:12:21,556 about this? 608 00:12:21,598 --> 00:12:22,557 Because we don't 609 00:12:21,598 --> 00:12:22,557 talk about that crap. 610 00:12:22,599 --> 00:12:23,808 We're not lame 611 00:12:22,599 --> 00:12:23,808 like the Swedes. 612 00:12:23,849 --> 00:12:24,850 Right. 613 00:12:24,892 --> 00:12:26,520 Yeah, totally. 614 00:12:26,561 --> 00:12:28,647 If Agneta broke up with her 615 00:12:26,561 --> 00:12:28,647 husband, she'd probably be all, 616 00:12:28,688 --> 00:12:30,524 "Oh, Soren, 617 00:12:28,688 --> 00:12:30,524 I am so heartbroken," 618 00:12:30,565 --> 00:12:31,691 and he'd be like, 619 00:12:31,732 --> 00:12:33,151 "What can I do to help?" 620 00:12:31,732 --> 00:12:33,151 "I'm sorry," 621 00:12:33,193 --> 00:12:35,153 and give her a big old hug 622 00:12:33,193 --> 00:12:35,153 and she'd be all 623 00:12:35,195 --> 00:12:36,405 feeling better 624 00:12:35,195 --> 00:12:36,405 like an idiot. 625 00:12:36,446 --> 00:12:37,572 We don't need 626 00:12:36,446 --> 00:12:37,572 to do that 627 00:12:37,614 --> 00:12:39,241 because what we do together 628 00:12:37,614 --> 00:12:39,241 is solve crimes. 629 00:12:39,282 --> 00:12:40,492 You know it. 630 00:12:40,534 --> 00:12:41,909 For example... 631 00:12:41,952 --> 00:12:43,370 34G1. 632 00:12:43,412 --> 00:12:44,246 Boom. 633 00:12:45,539 --> 00:12:47,457 We are about to uncover 634 00:12:45,539 --> 00:12:47,457 a butt-load of diamonds. 635 00:12:47,499 --> 00:12:48,333 Exactly. 636 00:12:51,752 --> 00:12:54,755 It's fish! 637 00:12:51,752 --> 00:12:54,755 It's fish, Rosa! 638 00:12:54,797 --> 00:12:55,798 Ugh. 639 00:12:59,302 --> 00:13:00,803 Swedes. 640 00:13:00,845 --> 00:13:02,305 Oh, hello, Jake. 641 00:13:02,347 --> 00:13:03,682 You missed quite a party. 642 00:13:03,723 --> 00:13:05,684 The blond man from 643 00:13:03,723 --> 00:13:05,684 "True Blood" was there. 644 00:13:05,725 --> 00:13:07,602 Very cool guy. 645 00:13:05,725 --> 00:13:07,602 So cool. 646 00:13:07,644 --> 00:13:08,936 Yeah, that's cool. 647 00:13:07,644 --> 00:13:08,936 Hey, this is weird 648 00:13:08,979 --> 00:13:09,937 because I hate you guys, 649 00:13:09,980 --> 00:13:11,064 but can I ask you a question? 650 00:13:11,106 --> 00:13:12,482 If you broke up 651 00:13:11,106 --> 00:13:12,482 with your husband, 652 00:13:12,524 --> 00:13:13,733 would you tell Soren 653 00:13:12,524 --> 00:13:13,733 about it? 654 00:13:13,774 --> 00:13:16,194 Are you making a funny 655 00:13:13,774 --> 00:13:16,194 laugh joke right now? 656 00:13:16,236 --> 00:13:17,737 I would insist 657 00:13:16,236 --> 00:13:17,737 he be there for it 658 00:13:17,778 --> 00:13:19,656 so that my husband would 659 00:13:17,778 --> 00:13:19,656 have a shoulder to cry on. 660 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:21,658 Yeah, several years ago, 661 00:13:19,698 --> 00:13:21,658 Agneta and Lars 662 00:13:21,700 --> 00:13:23,076 were having trouble conceiving. 663 00:13:23,118 --> 00:13:25,454 She didn't even have to ask me 664 00:13:23,118 --> 00:13:25,454 to donate my sperm. 665 00:13:25,495 --> 00:13:27,581 I had it already in a 666 00:13:25,495 --> 00:13:27,581 "Tooperware," ready to go. 667 00:13:27,622 --> 00:13:31,126 Wow, that's... 668 00:13:27,622 --> 00:13:31,126 so gross, yeah. 669 00:13:31,168 --> 00:13:32,502 Can we ask you 670 00:13:31,168 --> 00:13:32,502 a question? 671 00:13:32,544 --> 00:13:34,129 - Mm-hm. 672 00:13:32,544 --> 00:13:34,129 - Why do you smell like fish? 673 00:13:34,171 --> 00:13:35,213 Is it hygiene? 674 00:13:35,255 --> 00:13:36,965 No, we spent the night 675 00:13:35,255 --> 00:13:36,965 cutting open 676 00:13:37,007 --> 00:13:39,634 hundreds of dogfish to see 677 00:13:37,007 --> 00:13:39,634 if they had diamonds inside. 678 00:13:39,676 --> 00:13:41,303 - Did they? 679 00:13:39,676 --> 00:13:41,303 - Wouldn't you like to know? 680 00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:43,472 Yeah. It would be pertinent 681 00:13:41,344 --> 00:13:43,472 to the case. 682 00:13:43,513 --> 00:13:44,514 They didn't. 683 00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:45,890 Although, one did have 684 00:13:44,556 --> 00:13:45,890 a battery in it. 685 00:13:45,931 --> 00:13:48,018 What kind of a sicko feeds 686 00:13:45,931 --> 00:13:48,018 a battery to a fish? 687 00:13:48,059 --> 00:13:50,187 Well, while you 688 00:13:48,059 --> 00:13:50,187 were wasting your time, 689 00:13:50,228 --> 00:13:52,022 we set up a meeting 690 00:13:50,228 --> 00:13:52,022 on 14 November 691 00:13:52,063 --> 00:13:53,732 with the man we think 692 00:13:52,063 --> 00:13:53,732 is the buyer. 693 00:13:53,773 --> 00:13:55,275 - Um... 694 00:13:53,773 --> 00:13:55,275 - No, don't worry, Soren. 695 00:13:55,317 --> 00:13:57,777 I rescheduled your cycling 696 00:13:55,317 --> 00:13:57,777 practice for 16 November, 697 00:13:57,818 --> 00:13:59,196 and your dentist 698 00:13:57,818 --> 00:13:59,196 for 19 November. 699 00:13:59,237 --> 00:14:01,490 - You know me so well. 700 00:14:05,452 --> 00:14:07,412 Ugh. 701 00:14:05,452 --> 00:14:07,412 Those guys suck. 702 00:14:07,454 --> 00:14:08,538 They're so into each other, 703 00:14:07,454 --> 00:14:08,538 they're probably 704 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:10,790 gonna start holding hands. 705 00:14:10,831 --> 00:14:12,125 Oh, they're actually 706 00:14:10,831 --> 00:14:12,125 holding hands. 707 00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:14,252 Yeah, they are awful, 708 00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:14,252 for sure. 709 00:14:14,294 --> 00:14:15,920 All tall and beautiful, 710 00:14:14,294 --> 00:14:15,920 and you don't 711 00:14:15,962 --> 00:14:18,632 want to know what they've got 712 00:14:15,962 --> 00:14:18,632 in their "Tooperware." 713 00:14:18,673 --> 00:14:19,549 But honestly, 714 00:14:18,673 --> 00:14:19,549 I don't know that it's 715 00:14:19,591 --> 00:14:20,883 that bad that they're close. 716 00:14:20,925 --> 00:14:23,220 Wrong, it's the worst. 717 00:14:20,925 --> 00:14:23,220 Okay. 718 00:14:23,261 --> 00:14:24,929 Oh, my God, I just figured out 719 00:14:23,261 --> 00:14:24,929 where the diamonds are. 720 00:14:24,971 --> 00:14:26,264 We thought the shipping 721 00:14:24,971 --> 00:14:26,264 container came in 722 00:14:26,306 --> 00:14:28,558 on October 11th, 723 00:14:26,306 --> 00:14:28,558 10/11, but dumb Europeans 724 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:30,101 write their dates backwards. 725 00:14:30,143 --> 00:14:31,936 We should've been going through 726 00:14:30,143 --> 00:14:31,936 the one from 10 November. 727 00:14:31,978 --> 00:14:32,937 Of course! 728 00:14:32,979 --> 00:14:34,105 Stupid rest of the world, 729 00:14:34,147 --> 00:14:35,856 writing their date all dumb. 730 00:14:35,898 --> 00:14:37,526 Yeah. Let's go. 731 00:14:35,898 --> 00:14:37,526 Okay. 732 00:14:37,858 --> 00:14:38,693 Boyle. 733 00:14:39,902 --> 00:14:42,572 Is everything okay, you know, 734 00:14:39,902 --> 00:14:42,572 with your brain? 735 00:14:42,614 --> 00:14:43,782 Yeah. 736 00:14:42,614 --> 00:14:43,782 I'm great. 737 00:14:43,823 --> 00:14:44,907 I'm having a lot of fun. 738 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:47,619 Yes, I've heard you 739 00:14:44,950 --> 00:14:47,619 say that 162 times. 740 00:14:47,661 --> 00:14:49,412 You do realize, that if 741 00:14:47,661 --> 00:14:49,412 we lose this next match, 742 00:14:49,454 --> 00:14:50,830 we're out of the tournament? 743 00:14:50,871 --> 00:14:52,832 Yes, but the important thing 744 00:14:50,871 --> 00:14:52,832 is we had a good time. 745 00:14:52,873 --> 00:14:56,711 No! The important thing 746 00:14:52,873 --> 00:14:56,711 is that we win the trophy. 747 00:14:56,753 --> 00:14:58,171 Because I promised Kevin 748 00:14:56,753 --> 00:14:58,171 before he left 749 00:14:58,213 --> 00:15:00,048 for Paris that we would do that. 750 00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:03,884 Do you know why 751 00:15:00,090 --> 00:15:03,884 I chose you as my partner? 752 00:15:03,926 --> 00:15:05,762 Because I'm the most 753 00:15:03,926 --> 00:15:05,762 athletic person you know? 754 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:06,887 No, because of an article 755 00:15:05,804 --> 00:15:06,887 I read 756 00:15:06,929 --> 00:15:08,265 in the 757 00:15:06,929 --> 00:15:08,265 "Sarah Lawrence Phoenix" 758 00:15:08,306 --> 00:15:10,517 about a young man 759 00:15:08,306 --> 00:15:10,517 they called 760 00:15:10,559 --> 00:15:13,144 "squash's unhinged lunatic." 761 00:15:13,186 --> 00:15:14,688 I don't know what 762 00:15:13,186 --> 00:15:14,688 you're talking about. 763 00:15:14,729 --> 00:15:15,730 According to that article, 764 00:15:15,772 --> 00:15:17,816 that lunatic was 27-0. 765 00:15:18,899 --> 00:15:20,402 I need him on my team. 766 00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:26,408 I need you 767 00:15:21,570 --> 00:15:26,408 to unleash the beast. 768 00:15:32,664 --> 00:15:33,707 Whoo! 769 00:15:33,748 --> 00:15:35,584 You butternuts ready 770 00:15:33,748 --> 00:15:35,584 to get squashed? 771 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,419 "Huh? What? Duh?" 772 00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:39,546 That's you guys 773 00:15:37,460 --> 00:15:39,546 while I smoke your butts, 774 00:15:39,588 --> 00:15:42,841 because Ray-Ray and the Beast 775 00:15:39,588 --> 00:15:42,841 don't even give a what. 776 00:15:42,882 --> 00:15:44,259 We don't give a what. 777 00:15:44,301 --> 00:15:45,760 Unh-uh. 778 00:15:44,301 --> 00:15:45,760 Whoo! 779 00:15:45,802 --> 00:15:47,053 Let's do this. 780 00:15:51,266 --> 00:15:53,143 Boo-ya-kah, suckers! 781 00:15:57,731 --> 00:15:59,441 Yeah! 782 00:15:57,731 --> 00:15:59,441 Ohh! 783 00:15:59,482 --> 00:16:00,650 What? 784 00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:02,152 You kidding me? 785 00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:02,152 Are you kidding me? 786 00:16:02,193 --> 00:16:03,737 Yes! 787 00:16:03,778 --> 00:16:04,863 Whoo! 788 00:16:03,778 --> 00:16:04,863 Ow! 789 00:16:04,904 --> 00:16:06,781 Way to go! 790 00:16:04,904 --> 00:16:06,781 That's it, baby! 791 00:16:07,407 --> 00:16:09,200 Gina, great news. 792 00:16:09,242 --> 00:16:12,162 Oh, no. 793 00:16:09,242 --> 00:16:12,162 Is Neil deGrasse Tyson here? 794 00:16:12,203 --> 00:16:13,872 He will not stop trying 795 00:16:12,203 --> 00:16:13,872 to friend me. 796 00:16:13,913 --> 00:16:15,999 No, but we think 797 00:16:13,913 --> 00:16:15,999 we figured out how 798 00:16:16,041 --> 00:16:17,375 you're gonna pass your test. 799 00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:19,252 Yeah, we realized that 800 00:16:17,417 --> 00:16:19,252 we were trying to get you 801 00:16:19,294 --> 00:16:21,129 to learn using our methods. 802 00:16:21,171 --> 00:16:23,923 We should've been speaking 803 00:16:21,171 --> 00:16:23,923 your language. 804 00:16:25,133 --> 00:16:26,801 The language of... 805 00:16:26,843 --> 00:16:28,511 Dance! 806 00:16:28,553 --> 00:16:32,140 13.8 billion years ago, 807 00:16:28,553 --> 00:16:32,140 there was nothing. 808 00:16:32,182 --> 00:16:34,559 And then the big bang! 809 00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:35,894 Yes! 810 00:16:35,935 --> 00:16:38,521 Now, Amy, back up till 811 00:16:35,935 --> 00:16:38,521 you feel the wall. 812 00:16:38,563 --> 00:16:40,732 And, Terry, ditch the shirt. 813 00:16:40,774 --> 00:16:42,400 I'm ready to learn. 814 00:16:46,696 --> 00:16:49,699 And that's how you calculate 815 00:16:46,696 --> 00:16:49,699 parallax distance. 816 00:16:49,741 --> 00:16:51,993 So you ready 817 00:16:49,741 --> 00:16:51,993 for the test? 818 00:16:52,035 --> 00:16:52,869 Oh, I took it 819 00:16:52,035 --> 00:16:52,869 this morning. 820 00:16:52,911 --> 00:16:54,454 I passed. 821 00:16:54,496 --> 00:16:55,622 What? 822 00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:57,040 It was nice how much 823 00:16:55,664 --> 00:16:57,040 you guys cared, 824 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:59,793 so I actually opened up 825 00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:59,793 my textbook for the first time. 826 00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:02,921 Ya'll, astronomy is 827 00:16:59,834 --> 00:17:02,921 kind of interesting. 828 00:17:03,004 --> 00:17:05,340 And I am hella smart. 829 00:17:05,382 --> 00:17:07,842 Then why'd you make us 830 00:17:05,382 --> 00:17:07,842 do that whole dance? 831 00:17:07,884 --> 00:17:08,969 Two reasons: 832 00:17:09,010 --> 00:17:11,972 Uno and dos. 833 00:17:12,013 --> 00:17:13,098 I get that. 834 00:17:13,139 --> 00:17:16,267 One-two, one-two, 835 00:17:13,139 --> 00:17:16,267 one-two, one-two. 836 00:17:20,480 --> 00:17:22,023 Ha-ha! 837 00:17:22,065 --> 00:17:25,276 I guess we are 838 00:17:22,065 --> 00:17:25,276 the better team. 839 00:17:25,318 --> 00:17:26,653 Why do people like 840 00:17:25,318 --> 00:17:26,653 these things? 841 00:17:26,695 --> 00:17:27,779 They're just shiny rocks. 842 00:17:27,821 --> 00:17:29,698 Yeah, totally. 843 00:17:29,739 --> 00:17:30,699 You should be happier. 844 00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:31,825 We found the jewels, 845 00:17:30,740 --> 00:17:31,825 we won. 846 00:17:31,866 --> 00:17:32,826 Yeah, you're right. 847 00:17:32,867 --> 00:17:34,077 We should celebrate. 848 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,870 Why don't we go to a bar 849 00:17:34,119 --> 00:17:35,870 and drink in silence? 850 00:17:35,912 --> 00:17:36,871 Cool. 851 00:17:35,912 --> 00:17:36,871 Sounds good. 852 00:17:36,913 --> 00:17:37,914 No, I was being a bitch. 853 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,165 How did you not 854 00:17:37,957 --> 00:17:39,165 pick up on that? 855 00:17:39,207 --> 00:17:40,625 What is your problem, 856 00:17:39,207 --> 00:17:40,625 man? 857 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:42,460 Is this about your stupid 858 00:17:40,667 --> 00:17:42,460 anniversary present? 859 00:17:42,502 --> 00:17:44,879 Yeah, that, and you 860 00:17:42,502 --> 00:17:44,879 not telling me about Marcus. 861 00:17:44,921 --> 00:17:46,131 We're supposed to be friends. 862 00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:47,632 You sound like 863 00:17:46,172 --> 00:17:47,632 Soren or Agneta, 864 00:17:47,674 --> 00:17:48,633 whichever the boy one is. 865 00:17:48,675 --> 00:17:49,926 Well, say what 866 00:17:48,675 --> 00:17:49,926 you want about them, 867 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,845 but at least they communicate, 868 00:17:49,969 --> 00:17:51,845 you know? 869 00:17:51,886 --> 00:17:54,514 I've never even heard 870 00:17:51,886 --> 00:17:54,514 your slam poetry, Rosa. 871 00:17:54,556 --> 00:17:56,057 Why do you 872 00:17:54,556 --> 00:17:56,057 all of a sudden care about 873 00:17:56,099 --> 00:17:57,726 every single little detail 874 00:17:56,099 --> 00:17:57,726 of my life? 875 00:17:57,767 --> 00:18:00,478 Because all we talk about 876 00:17:57,767 --> 00:18:00,478 is cop stuff. 877 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,105 All right, and that was fine 878 00:18:00,520 --> 00:18:02,105 when we were 20 879 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,565 because that's all 880 00:18:02,147 --> 00:18:03,565 I cared about. 881 00:18:03,606 --> 00:18:05,859 But we're adults now 882 00:18:03,606 --> 00:18:05,859 and there are other things, 883 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:07,819 like me and Amy 884 00:18:05,900 --> 00:18:07,819 and you and Marcus, 885 00:18:07,861 --> 00:18:09,404 that friends are 886 00:18:07,861 --> 00:18:09,404 supposed to talk about. 887 00:18:09,446 --> 00:18:11,197 Well, I guess 888 00:18:09,446 --> 00:18:11,197 we're not friends then. 889 00:18:11,239 --> 00:18:12,490 Wow. 890 00:18:12,532 --> 00:18:13,867 All right, 891 00:18:12,532 --> 00:18:13,867 I guess we're not. 892 00:18:15,368 --> 00:18:17,620 Oh, uh-oh. 893 00:18:17,662 --> 00:18:19,164 We're moving. 894 00:18:17,662 --> 00:18:19,164 Oh, really? 895 00:18:19,205 --> 00:18:21,374 Thank you for sharing that 896 00:18:19,205 --> 00:18:21,374 intimate detail about your life. 897 00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:22,792 Jake. 898 00:18:21,416 --> 00:18:22,792 I know, we're screwed. 899 00:18:22,834 --> 00:18:24,335 I was being a bitch again! 900 00:18:28,048 --> 00:18:29,632 All right, 901 00:18:28,048 --> 00:18:29,632 I called for backup. 902 00:18:29,674 --> 00:18:31,259 I also texted 903 00:18:29,674 --> 00:18:31,259 all of my friends. 904 00:18:31,301 --> 00:18:33,012 You'll notice your phone 905 00:18:31,301 --> 00:18:33,012 didn't buzz. 906 00:18:33,053 --> 00:18:34,345 I think we're in Red Hook. 907 00:18:34,387 --> 00:18:36,598 We're not on the BQE anymore. 908 00:18:34,387 --> 00:18:36,598 Nice try, Rosa. 909 00:18:36,639 --> 00:18:38,017 Don't try to kiss up 910 00:18:36,639 --> 00:18:38,017 to me by mentioning 911 00:18:38,058 --> 00:18:40,060 my third-favorite 912 00:18:38,058 --> 00:18:40,060 New York expressway. 913 00:18:40,101 --> 00:18:41,061 Shut up! 914 00:18:41,102 --> 00:18:42,103 We pulled into 915 00:18:41,102 --> 00:18:42,103 a parking lot. 916 00:18:42,145 --> 00:18:43,229 Things are about 917 00:18:42,145 --> 00:18:43,229 to go down. 918 00:18:43,271 --> 00:18:44,982 Backup won't make it here 919 00:18:43,271 --> 00:18:44,982 in time. 920 00:18:45,024 --> 00:18:46,274 It's just me and you. 921 00:18:47,901 --> 00:18:49,028 I heard two voices 922 00:18:47,901 --> 00:18:49,028 in the truck. 923 00:18:49,069 --> 00:18:50,904 There'll be more 924 00:18:49,069 --> 00:18:50,904 if there's a meet-up. 925 00:18:50,946 --> 00:18:53,364 Go word is "Glurg." 926 00:18:50,946 --> 00:18:53,364 Copy that. 927 00:18:59,038 --> 00:19:00,455 Flergen! 928 00:19:00,497 --> 00:19:01,790 Come on, is that you? 929 00:19:01,831 --> 00:19:04,209 I haven't seen you 930 00:19:01,831 --> 00:19:04,209 since Blorgenbergen, man! 931 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:05,293 Who the hell are you? 932 00:19:05,335 --> 00:19:07,295 Give me a hand, 933 00:19:05,335 --> 00:19:07,295 you old dummy. 934 00:19:07,337 --> 00:19:09,756 It's me, Glurg. 935 00:19:09,798 --> 00:19:11,132 NYPD! 936 00:19:09,798 --> 00:19:11,132 Drop it! 937 00:19:11,174 --> 00:19:12,383 Drop it, you're under arrest. 938 00:19:12,425 --> 00:19:15,054 I hope they have saunas 939 00:19:12,425 --> 00:19:15,054 in Swedish prison. 940 00:19:15,095 --> 00:19:16,013 They do, actually. 941 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,722 They're quite nice. 942 00:19:16,055 --> 00:19:17,722 Oh. 943 00:19:19,891 --> 00:19:21,726 Kevin, there's something 944 00:19:19,891 --> 00:19:21,726 we'd like to show you. 945 00:19:21,768 --> 00:19:22,936 Ta-da! 946 00:19:22,978 --> 00:19:24,562 Ah, Magnifiqe. 947 00:19:24,604 --> 00:19:25,730 The treble is ours. 948 00:19:27,190 --> 00:19:28,149 I look forword to getting 949 00:19:27,190 --> 00:19:28,149 number 4 next year. 950 00:19:28,191 --> 00:19:29,150 Actually, 951 00:19:28,191 --> 00:19:29,150 we've been banned for life 952 00:19:29,192 --> 00:19:30,527 from all future tournaments. 953 00:19:30,568 --> 00:19:31,611 Oh no, what happened? 954 00:19:31,653 --> 00:19:32,904 My fault, Kevin. 955 00:19:32,947 --> 00:19:35,198 I snapped the second-place 956 00:19:32,947 --> 00:19:35,198 trophy over my knee 957 00:19:35,240 --> 00:19:36,533 and threw it in a urinal. 958 00:19:36,574 --> 00:19:38,243 Oh, my. 959 00:19:36,574 --> 00:19:38,243 Yeah. 960 00:19:38,284 --> 00:19:40,245 But the important 961 00:19:38,284 --> 00:19:40,245 thing is, 962 00:19:40,286 --> 00:19:41,704 we had fun. 963 00:19:41,746 --> 00:19:42,580 Yeah. 964 00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:45,000 So we'll be taking the jewels 965 00:19:43,958 --> 00:19:45,000 back to Sweden tomorrow. 966 00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:47,086 Yeah. Guess you were 967 00:19:45,042 --> 00:19:47,086 wrong about us, huh? 968 00:19:47,127 --> 00:19:48,419 Bet you feel 969 00:19:47,127 --> 00:19:48,419 pretty stupid. 970 00:19:48,461 --> 00:19:49,712 Actually, 971 00:19:48,461 --> 00:19:49,712 when you're wrong, 972 00:19:49,754 --> 00:19:51,131 that means you've 973 00:19:49,754 --> 00:19:51,131 learned something. 974 00:19:51,172 --> 00:19:54,009 And any opportunity 975 00:19:51,172 --> 00:19:54,009 for learning is good. 976 00:19:54,051 --> 00:19:55,718 Ugh. 977 00:19:54,051 --> 00:19:55,718 You are the absolute worst. 978 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,054 I hope you die 979 00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:57,054 in a fjord. 980 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,805 No, no, we are 981 00:19:57,096 --> 00:19:58,805 trying to say we are happy 982 00:19:58,847 --> 00:20:00,140 to have worked with you. 983 00:20:00,181 --> 00:20:02,559 Yeah, I know. 984 00:20:00,181 --> 00:20:02,559 That is an infuriating attitude. 985 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,061 Yeah, I second 986 00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,061 the fjord thing. 987 00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:07,480 Bye, Jake. 988 00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:07,480 Bye, Rosie. 989 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,986 It's just how they 990 00:20:10,109 --> 00:20:11,986 walk around, I guess. 991 00:20:12,027 --> 00:20:13,278 Get your hands 992 00:20:12,027 --> 00:20:13,278 off each other, weirdos. 993 00:20:13,319 --> 00:20:14,571 God. 994 00:20:14,612 --> 00:20:16,573 Well... 995 00:20:16,614 --> 00:20:17,782 Nice job today. 996 00:20:17,824 --> 00:20:19,242 I guess we didn't have 997 00:20:17,824 --> 00:20:19,242 to know each other 998 00:20:19,284 --> 00:20:21,036 to have each other's backs. 999 00:20:21,078 --> 00:20:22,871 So drink in silence? 1000 00:20:22,912 --> 00:20:24,247 This sucks. 1001 00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:26,125 We solved the case and told 1002 00:20:24,289 --> 00:20:26,125 the Swedes how to die. 1003 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:28,127 I should be happy, 1004 00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:28,127 but I can tell you're bummed, 1005 00:20:28,168 --> 00:20:30,963 and that's not cool 1006 00:20:28,168 --> 00:20:30,963 'cause we are friends. 1007 00:20:31,005 --> 00:20:33,298 Really? 1008 00:20:31,005 --> 00:20:33,298 Yes. 1009 00:20:33,339 --> 00:20:34,716 And I thought of what 1010 00:20:33,339 --> 00:20:34,716 you should do 1011 00:20:34,757 --> 00:20:36,217 with Amy for your anniversary. 1012 00:20:36,259 --> 00:20:37,094 Oh, thank God. 1013 00:20:37,136 --> 00:20:38,303 I got her a boogie board. 1014 00:20:38,344 --> 00:20:40,263 It has an iguana 1015 00:20:38,344 --> 00:20:40,263 playing electric guitar on it. 1016 00:20:40,305 --> 00:20:41,806 She's gonna hate it. 1017 00:20:41,848 --> 00:20:44,517 New York Public Library 1018 00:20:41,848 --> 00:20:44,517 lets VIPs stay there overnight. 1019 00:20:44,559 --> 00:20:46,436 Ooh, that's perfect. 1020 00:20:46,477 --> 00:20:48,771 But wait, how do I become 1021 00:20:46,477 --> 00:20:48,771 a library VIP? 1022 00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:50,440 I forgot to return "Superfudge" 1023 00:20:48,813 --> 00:20:50,440 in the fourth grade, 1024 00:20:50,481 --> 00:20:52,192 and I've been scared 1025 00:20:50,481 --> 00:20:52,192 to go back ever since. 1026 00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:53,944 Don't worry about it. 1027 00:20:52,233 --> 00:20:53,944 I can hook you up. 1028 00:20:55,946 --> 00:20:57,114 My new boyfriend works there. 1029 00:20:57,156 --> 00:20:58,907 You shared! 1030 00:20:58,949 --> 00:21:00,159 What's his name? 1031 00:20:58,949 --> 00:21:00,159 No, wait. 1032 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,078 I don't want to push too hard. 1033 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:03,078 No, it's cool. 1034 00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:04,412 I want to tell you his name. 1035 00:21:05,705 --> 00:21:08,374 Oh, okay, just gonna 1036 00:21:05,705 --> 00:21:08,374 take a quick drink break. 1037 00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:09,375 Here comes the name. 1038 00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:11,419 Nope. 1039 00:21:09,417 --> 00:21:11,419 Uno mas. 1040 00:21:11,461 --> 00:21:13,088 All righty. 1041 00:21:13,130 --> 00:21:14,297 Good Lord. 1042 00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:16,257 Putting them away. 1043 00:21:16,299 --> 00:21:18,052 I have to imagine these belong 1044 00:21:16,299 --> 00:21:18,052 to someone else. 1045 00:21:18,093 --> 00:21:19,053 It's fine. 1046 00:21:19,094 --> 00:21:19,928 Yeah. 1047 00:21:22,305 --> 00:21:24,849 It's Tom. 1048 00:21:22,305 --> 00:21:24,849 I love it! 1049 00:21:24,891 --> 00:21:26,893 - Not a doctor. 1050 00:21:24,891 --> 00:21:26,893 - Shh.