1 00:00:03,083 --> 00:00:04,835 Ooh! Come here. 2 00:00:03,083 --> 00:00:04,835 Come here, come here, come here. 3 00:00:04,876 --> 00:00:06,086 You got to see this. 4 00:00:06,127 --> 00:00:08,171 I'm about to give 5 00:00:06,127 --> 00:00:08,171 Captain Holt his gift. 6 00:00:08,213 --> 00:00:10,340 Oh, did he lift 7 00:00:08,213 --> 00:00:10,340 his "no gift" policy? 8 00:00:10,382 --> 00:00:11,675 No, he didn't. 9 00:00:11,716 --> 00:00:13,802 But I figured out a way 10 00:00:11,716 --> 00:00:13,802 to buy him something 11 00:00:13,844 --> 00:00:15,846 and trick him 12 00:00:13,844 --> 00:00:15,846 into accepting it. 13 00:00:15,887 --> 00:00:18,139 - You are bad. 14 00:00:15,887 --> 00:00:18,139 - I know, right? 15 00:00:18,181 --> 00:00:19,474 Oh, wait. 16 00:00:18,181 --> 00:00:19,474 You're making fun of me. 17 00:00:19,516 --> 00:00:21,184 - Mm-hmm. 18 00:00:19,516 --> 00:00:21,184 - Well, I don't care. 19 00:00:21,226 --> 00:00:22,727 He would never open a gift, 20 00:00:21,226 --> 00:00:22,727 right? 21 00:00:22,769 --> 00:00:25,355 But what if his gift 22 00:00:22,769 --> 00:00:25,355 didn't look like a gift? 23 00:00:25,397 --> 00:00:27,148 - He would open it? 24 00:00:25,397 --> 00:00:27,148 - Exactly! 25 00:00:27,190 --> 00:00:29,401 I left it in a cardboard box 26 00:00:27,190 --> 00:00:29,401 on his desk. 27 00:00:29,442 --> 00:00:31,778 There's no card, 28 00:00:29,442 --> 00:00:31,778 just the words "Open now," 29 00:00:31,820 --> 00:00:33,154 which I wrote with my wrong hand 30 00:00:33,196 --> 00:00:36,199 so he wouldn't recognize 31 00:00:33,196 --> 00:00:36,199 my handwriting. 32 00:00:36,241 --> 00:00:37,158 - Captain. 33 00:00:36,241 --> 00:00:37,158 - Santiago. Peralta. 34 00:00:37,200 --> 00:00:38,159 Sir. 35 00:00:38,201 --> 00:00:39,703 So just to recap, 36 00:00:39,744 --> 00:00:42,247 you left an unmarked package 37 00:00:39,744 --> 00:00:42,247 on a police captain's desk 38 00:00:42,289 --> 00:00:44,249 on a random Monday, 39 00:00:42,289 --> 00:00:44,249 with a suspicious message 40 00:00:44,291 --> 00:00:45,250 written on it that looked like 41 00:00:45,292 --> 00:00:46,334 it was scrawled 42 00:00:45,292 --> 00:00:46,334 by a crazy person. 43 00:00:46,376 --> 00:00:48,295 - Mm-hmm. 44 00:00:46,376 --> 00:00:48,295 - Bomb! There's a bomb! 45 00:00:48,336 --> 00:00:50,338 Everyone out! 46 00:00:48,336 --> 00:00:50,338 Let's go, let's go! 47 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:51,798 This is not a drill! 48 00:00:51,841 --> 00:00:54,050 Let's go! 49 00:00:54,092 --> 00:00:56,136 Great gift, babe. 50 00:01:17,699 --> 00:01:19,242 Ho, ho, ho, Jake. 51 00:01:19,284 --> 00:01:21,703 Special delivery 52 00:01:19,284 --> 00:01:21,703 from Santa's elf. 53 00:01:21,745 --> 00:01:23,204 Merry Christmas. 54 00:01:23,246 --> 00:01:24,581 Ah. 55 00:01:26,041 --> 00:01:28,418 - Heart Attack soda. 56 00:01:26,041 --> 00:01:28,418 - Holy crap! I love this stuff! 57 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:30,545 You know, technically, 58 00:01:28,460 --> 00:01:30,545 it's just carbonated fudge. 59 00:01:30,587 --> 00:01:31,546 - I know. 60 00:01:30,587 --> 00:01:31,546 - I thought they banned it. 61 00:01:31,588 --> 00:01:32,672 Not in Syria. 62 00:01:32,714 --> 00:01:34,758 They use it to induce labor 63 00:01:32,714 --> 00:01:34,758 in goats. 64 00:01:34,799 --> 00:01:37,344 And your real present 65 00:01:34,799 --> 00:01:37,344 arrives tomorrow. 66 00:01:37,385 --> 00:01:39,179 There's more? 67 00:01:37,385 --> 00:01:39,179 Charles, this is too much. 68 00:01:39,220 --> 00:01:40,513 Nonsense! 69 00:01:40,555 --> 00:01:42,265 It was just a lot of time 70 00:01:40,555 --> 00:01:42,265 and a lot of money. 71 00:01:42,307 --> 00:01:43,642 Oh. 72 00:01:45,435 --> 00:01:46,770 Gina! 73 00:01:45,435 --> 00:01:46,770 I screwed up. 74 00:01:46,811 --> 00:01:48,146 I forgot to get 75 00:01:46,811 --> 00:01:48,146 Charles anything. 76 00:01:48,188 --> 00:01:50,315 Oh, well, I always knew 77 00:01:48,188 --> 00:01:50,315 he would die of sadness. 78 00:01:50,357 --> 00:01:51,441 I'm such a selfish jerk. 79 00:01:51,483 --> 00:01:53,068 I was just so focused 80 00:01:51,483 --> 00:01:53,068 on Amy's gift 81 00:01:53,109 --> 00:01:54,110 that I completely spaced. 82 00:01:54,152 --> 00:01:55,695 His present to me was 83 00:01:54,152 --> 00:01:55,695 so personal. 84 00:01:55,737 --> 00:01:57,739 All right, think. 85 00:01:55,737 --> 00:01:57,739 What does Charles love? 86 00:01:57,781 --> 00:02:00,283 Gross food, tan pants, 87 00:01:57,781 --> 00:02:00,283 "MasterChef Junior." 88 00:02:00,325 --> 00:02:01,618 Ooh, I could call up 89 00:02:00,325 --> 00:02:01,618 one of those kids 90 00:02:01,660 --> 00:02:02,953 and offer them a free trip 91 00:02:01,660 --> 00:02:02,953 to New York. 92 00:02:02,994 --> 00:02:03,995 I wouldn't do that. 93 00:02:04,037 --> 00:02:05,330 Right, 'cause I'm a stranger, 94 00:02:05,372 --> 00:02:06,498 and I shouldn't be luring them 95 00:02:05,372 --> 00:02:06,498 out of state. 96 00:02:06,539 --> 00:02:08,208 - Good call. 97 00:02:06,539 --> 00:02:08,208 - Jake, just go to Goodwin's. 98 00:02:08,249 --> 00:02:09,919 They're open late, 99 00:02:08,249 --> 00:02:09,919 and they have everything. 100 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,837 Right. Smart. 101 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,837 Please come with me. 102 00:02:11,879 --> 00:02:13,129 Please, I need help 103 00:02:11,879 --> 00:02:13,129 picking something out. 104 00:02:13,171 --> 00:02:15,298 Please, Gina? 105 00:02:15,340 --> 00:02:17,008 I'll take a pic of Terry 106 00:02:15,340 --> 00:02:17,008 in the locker room for you. 107 00:02:17,050 --> 00:02:20,345 No towel, with his foot up 108 00:02:17,050 --> 00:02:20,345 on the bench. 109 00:02:20,387 --> 00:02:22,222 Towel on, still wet 110 00:02:20,387 --> 00:02:22,222 from the shower. 111 00:02:22,263 --> 00:02:23,223 I'm in. 112 00:02:23,264 --> 00:02:24,349 Hey, guys. 113 00:02:23,264 --> 00:02:24,349 What's up? 114 00:02:24,391 --> 00:02:26,434 Nothing. 115 00:02:28,645 --> 00:02:30,898 Diaz, are we still on 116 00:02:28,645 --> 00:02:30,898 for the Polar Bear Swim tonight? 117 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:32,399 It's either that or go 118 00:02:30,940 --> 00:02:32,399 caroling with my family, 119 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:33,566 so, yeah. 120 00:02:33,608 --> 00:02:34,609 I'd rather walk into 121 00:02:33,608 --> 00:02:34,609 the freezing ocean. 122 00:02:34,651 --> 00:02:35,735 Wait, what? 123 00:02:35,777 --> 00:02:36,778 You guys are doing 124 00:02:35,777 --> 00:02:36,778 the polar swim? 125 00:02:36,820 --> 00:02:38,154 Why didn't you ask me? 126 00:02:38,196 --> 00:02:39,280 Oh, we didn't think 127 00:02:38,196 --> 00:02:39,280 you'd be interested. 128 00:02:39,322 --> 00:02:40,657 Yeah, you're always cold. 129 00:02:40,699 --> 00:02:42,868 You brought a blanket 130 00:02:40,699 --> 00:02:42,868 to a Mets game in mid-July. 131 00:02:42,910 --> 00:02:47,330 This one thinks 132 00:02:42,910 --> 00:02:47,330 July 18th is mid-July. 133 00:02:48,581 --> 00:02:51,209 You guys think I'm some kind 134 00:02:48,581 --> 00:02:51,209 of wimp, but I'm not. 135 00:02:51,251 --> 00:02:53,378 I am tough, and I'm strong, 136 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,422 and I love to splash around 137 00:02:53,420 --> 00:02:55,422 in chilly water. 138 00:02:55,463 --> 00:02:57,465 It's not chilly, 139 00:02:55,463 --> 00:02:57,465 it's as cold 140 00:02:57,507 --> 00:03:00,468 as the waters of Cocytus, 141 00:02:57,507 --> 00:03:00,468 the frozen lake of hell. 142 00:03:00,510 --> 00:03:01,971 I'll see you there. 143 00:03:02,012 --> 00:03:03,680 I can't wait to dunk my junk. 144 00:03:07,183 --> 00:03:08,685 Okay, gang. 145 00:03:07,183 --> 00:03:08,685 I'm out. 146 00:03:08,727 --> 00:03:10,270 I'll be back on the 27th. 147 00:03:10,311 --> 00:03:12,397 I've got two days 148 00:03:10,311 --> 00:03:12,397 of family time. 149 00:03:12,439 --> 00:03:14,190 Do not attempt to contact me. 150 00:03:14,232 --> 00:03:16,109 I do not want a repeat 151 00:03:14,232 --> 00:03:16,109 of last year 152 00:03:16,151 --> 00:03:18,486 when Scully called me 50 times 153 00:03:16,151 --> 00:03:18,486 on Christmas morning. 154 00:03:18,528 --> 00:03:20,447 No. 155 00:03:18,528 --> 00:03:20,447 I called you once. 156 00:03:20,488 --> 00:03:21,823 My butt called the other 49. 157 00:03:21,866 --> 00:03:24,159 Yeah, well, my brother-in-law 158 00:03:21,866 --> 00:03:24,159 Zeke was real judgy 159 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,745 about how much 160 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:26,745 my phone was buzzing. 161 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:34,627 Somebody's got 162 00:03:31,458 --> 00:03:34,627 a lot of business to tend to. 163 00:03:34,669 --> 00:03:37,338 Who are you? 164 00:03:34,669 --> 00:03:37,338 Barbara Corcoran? 165 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:39,424 He didn't even make me 166 00:03:37,380 --> 00:03:39,424 one of the good sharks. 167 00:03:39,466 --> 00:03:40,508 I'm clearly Lori. 168 00:03:40,550 --> 00:03:43,386 Nobody call me. 169 00:03:43,428 --> 00:03:44,763 Gina! 170 00:03:44,804 --> 00:03:47,892 It's our first annual 171 00:03:44,804 --> 00:03:47,892 Boyle-Linetti Christmas. 172 00:03:47,933 --> 00:03:50,393 Are you excited about going 173 00:03:47,933 --> 00:03:50,393 to town on Daddy's nog? 174 00:03:50,435 --> 00:03:52,479 Christmas is cancelled. 175 00:03:50,435 --> 00:03:52,479 Charles ruined it. 176 00:03:52,520 --> 00:03:53,563 I'm gonna be a little late. 177 00:03:53,605 --> 00:03:54,982 I got to help Jake 178 00:03:53,605 --> 00:03:54,982 do some shopping. 179 00:03:55,024 --> 00:03:57,150 Oh, last-minute gifts. 180 00:03:57,192 --> 00:03:59,028 Ooh, who didn't make the cut? 181 00:03:59,069 --> 00:04:02,614 Tell me, Jake, who's the poor 182 00:03:59,069 --> 00:04:02,614 sack at the bottom of your list? 183 00:04:02,655 --> 00:04:06,326 Actually, Amy. 184 00:04:06,367 --> 00:04:10,330 - Amy? Oof! That's bad. 185 00:04:06,367 --> 00:04:10,330 - Mm-hmm. 186 00:04:10,371 --> 00:04:11,748 Just give her 187 00:04:10,371 --> 00:04:11,748 whatever you got me. 188 00:04:11,790 --> 00:04:13,000 Really? 189 00:04:13,042 --> 00:04:15,710 But then I wouldn't have 190 00:04:13,042 --> 00:04:15,710 a gift for you. 191 00:04:15,752 --> 00:04:16,711 Would you be cool with that? 192 00:04:16,753 --> 00:04:18,546 No, that would eviscerate me. 193 00:04:18,588 --> 00:04:19,714 I'll get my coat. 194 00:04:19,756 --> 00:04:21,257 I'm gonna help you 195 00:04:19,756 --> 00:04:21,257 find something for her. 196 00:04:21,299 --> 00:04:23,551 - Oh, that's not necessary. 197 00:04:21,299 --> 00:04:23,551 - Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, Jake. 198 00:04:23,593 --> 00:04:25,470 Also not necessary 199 00:04:23,593 --> 00:04:25,470 to touch my face. 200 00:04:25,512 --> 00:04:28,348 It's Christmas. 201 00:04:25,512 --> 00:04:28,348 A time for friendship. 202 00:04:28,389 --> 00:04:29,599 Damn it. 203 00:04:28,389 --> 00:04:29,599 All right. 204 00:04:29,641 --> 00:04:30,642 I guess you'll just 205 00:04:29,641 --> 00:04:30,642 have to distract him 206 00:04:30,683 --> 00:04:32,227 - when we get to the store. 207 00:04:30,683 --> 00:04:32,227 - On it. 208 00:04:32,268 --> 00:04:33,645 I'll take him to housewares 209 00:04:32,268 --> 00:04:33,645 and I'll ask him 210 00:04:33,686 --> 00:04:36,065 the difference between a skillet 211 00:04:33,686 --> 00:04:36,065 and a frying pan. 212 00:04:36,106 --> 00:04:37,983 - That'll buy you six hours. 213 00:04:36,106 --> 00:04:37,983 - Perfect. 214 00:04:38,025 --> 00:04:39,609 Gina, you just saved Christmas. 215 00:04:39,651 --> 00:04:42,029 It's what I do. 216 00:04:42,071 --> 00:04:44,447 Every damn year. 217 00:04:44,489 --> 00:04:45,573 - Good night. 218 00:04:44,489 --> 00:04:45,573 - Good night. 219 00:04:47,450 --> 00:04:49,327 Wait! No, no, no, no, no! 220 00:04:47,450 --> 00:04:49,327 Don't lock the door! 221 00:04:49,369 --> 00:04:51,371 I just need to buy one thing. 222 00:04:49,369 --> 00:04:51,371 I'll be so fast, 223 00:04:51,412 --> 00:04:52,497 I won't even pay! 224 00:04:52,539 --> 00:04:53,665 How did that not work? 225 00:04:53,706 --> 00:04:54,582 Hey, there's still 226 00:04:53,706 --> 00:04:54,582 people in there. 227 00:04:54,624 --> 00:04:55,876 They're not closed. 228 00:04:55,918 --> 00:04:58,294 First time at a retail store, 229 00:04:55,918 --> 00:04:58,294 Oliver Twist? 230 00:04:58,336 --> 00:05:00,630 They lock the doors, 231 00:04:58,336 --> 00:05:00,630 but if you're still inside, 232 00:05:00,672 --> 00:05:02,715 you get an extra 15 minutes 233 00:05:00,672 --> 00:05:02,715 to finish up. 234 00:05:02,757 --> 00:05:04,551 Oh, perfect, so we should just 235 00:05:02,757 --> 00:05:04,551 try and sneak in 236 00:05:04,592 --> 00:05:05,677 an entrance through the back. 237 00:05:05,718 --> 00:05:06,678 Boyle, you'll have to stay here. 238 00:05:06,719 --> 00:05:07,762 It's too dangerous. 239 00:05:07,804 --> 00:05:09,305 No way I let you take 240 00:05:07,804 --> 00:05:09,305 that risk alone. 241 00:05:09,347 --> 00:05:10,891 Damn it, you are loyal. 242 00:05:10,933 --> 00:05:11,976 Shall we? 243 00:05:17,272 --> 00:05:19,024 Ohh! 244 00:05:21,734 --> 00:05:23,028 Whereas, with the skillet, 245 00:05:23,070 --> 00:05:25,363 the approach to fish skin 246 00:05:23,070 --> 00:05:25,363 is completely different. 247 00:05:25,405 --> 00:05:26,739 Uh-huh. 248 00:05:26,781 --> 00:05:29,242 And your spatula technique 249 00:05:26,781 --> 00:05:29,242 is completely intuitive. 250 00:05:29,284 --> 00:05:30,577 - Please, tell me more. 251 00:05:29,284 --> 00:05:30,577 - Okay. I got it. 252 00:05:30,618 --> 00:05:31,871 They're closing. 253 00:05:30,618 --> 00:05:31,871 Let's go. 254 00:05:31,912 --> 00:05:33,705 Oh, let's take a peep 255 00:05:31,912 --> 00:05:33,705 at that purchase. 256 00:05:33,746 --> 00:05:35,623 - Cologne? 257 00:05:33,746 --> 00:05:35,623 - Uh, it's perfume. 258 00:05:35,665 --> 00:05:38,501 - For a lady. Woman. 259 00:05:35,665 --> 00:05:38,501 - It's called "Canyon Stank." 260 00:05:38,543 --> 00:05:40,420 It's got a man riding 261 00:05:38,543 --> 00:05:40,420 a burro on it. 262 00:05:40,461 --> 00:05:43,381 Oh, does it? I didn't notice. 263 00:05:40,461 --> 00:05:43,381 I just like the way it smelled. 264 00:05:43,423 --> 00:05:45,926 I wear this cologne, Jake. 265 00:05:43,423 --> 00:05:45,926 I'm a Stank man. 266 00:05:45,968 --> 00:05:48,053 Um, I don't know, 267 00:05:45,968 --> 00:05:48,053 maybe just subconsciously 268 00:05:48,095 --> 00:05:50,973 I wanted Amy 269 00:05:48,095 --> 00:05:50,973 to smell more like you. 270 00:05:51,015 --> 00:05:54,350 Okay, little creepy, bud. 271 00:05:51,015 --> 00:05:54,350 Coming on real strong. 272 00:05:54,392 --> 00:05:56,644 Wow, the tables 273 00:05:54,392 --> 00:05:56,644 have really turned. 274 00:05:58,147 --> 00:05:59,982 Shut up! 275 00:05:58,147 --> 00:05:59,982 Keep walking! 276 00:06:00,024 --> 00:06:02,026 Shoot! 277 00:06:00,024 --> 00:06:02,026 The store is being robbed! 278 00:06:02,067 --> 00:06:03,401 Come here. 279 00:06:07,238 --> 00:06:09,992 All right, just slowly back up. 280 00:06:07,238 --> 00:06:09,992 There's a door behind us. 281 00:06:10,034 --> 00:06:12,161 We just have to get outside 282 00:06:10,034 --> 00:06:12,161 and call the Nine-Nine. 283 00:06:12,202 --> 00:06:13,745 Go. 284 00:06:13,786 --> 00:06:17,041 Just head for the vault. 285 00:06:13,786 --> 00:06:17,041 We're good. 286 00:06:25,465 --> 00:06:27,051 - Lock 'em up! 287 00:06:25,465 --> 00:06:27,051 - They're sealing the exits. 288 00:06:27,092 --> 00:06:29,719 Oh, my God. 289 00:06:29,761 --> 00:06:33,098 It's real life "Die Hard." 290 00:06:33,140 --> 00:06:36,392 I mean, "Oh, no! Crime." 291 00:06:42,107 --> 00:06:44,151 They've taken 292 00:06:42,107 --> 00:06:44,151 all the security guards. 293 00:06:44,193 --> 00:06:45,735 I left my gun in my locker. 294 00:06:44,193 --> 00:06:45,735 Are you carrying? 295 00:06:45,777 --> 00:06:47,071 No, mine's at work. 296 00:06:47,112 --> 00:06:49,114 Boyle Christmas charades 297 00:06:47,112 --> 00:06:49,114 can get pretty competitive 298 00:06:49,156 --> 00:06:51,116 and it's best not 299 00:06:49,156 --> 00:06:51,116 to have firearms around. 300 00:06:51,158 --> 00:06:54,078 We don't need guns. 301 00:06:51,158 --> 00:06:54,078 I have a lighter, okay? 302 00:06:54,119 --> 00:06:56,788 We get some hairspray, 303 00:06:54,119 --> 00:06:56,788 make some flamethrowers. 304 00:06:56,830 --> 00:07:00,084 - Let's fry these bitches. 305 00:06:56,830 --> 00:07:00,084 - No one is frying any bitches. 306 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:01,668 Charles, did you call this 307 00:07:00,125 --> 00:07:01,668 into dispatch? 308 00:07:01,709 --> 00:07:04,004 Yes, but I can't get in touch 309 00:07:01,709 --> 00:07:04,004 with anyone from the Nine-Nine. 310 00:07:04,046 --> 00:07:06,381 Right... Amy, Rosa, and Holt are 311 00:07:04,046 --> 00:07:06,381 having the time of their lives 312 00:07:06,422 --> 00:07:08,633 splashing around 313 00:07:06,422 --> 00:07:08,633 in the freezing, filthy ocean. 314 00:07:08,675 --> 00:07:10,052 I'll try Terry. 315 00:07:10,094 --> 00:07:11,719 Thank you for 316 00:07:10,094 --> 00:07:11,719 this amazing year. 317 00:07:11,761 --> 00:07:13,554 Thank you for the food 318 00:07:11,761 --> 00:07:13,554 in front of us. 319 00:07:14,848 --> 00:07:18,894 And my family, which is 320 00:07:14,848 --> 00:07:18,894 my number one priority. 321 00:07:18,936 --> 00:07:20,770 Much more than... phones. 322 00:07:20,812 --> 00:07:23,439 Just take the call, 323 00:07:20,812 --> 00:07:23,439 Barbara Corcoran. 324 00:07:23,481 --> 00:07:24,816 This better be an emergency. 325 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:26,276 There better be a gun 326 00:07:24,858 --> 00:07:26,276 to your head. 327 00:07:26,317 --> 00:07:28,736 Charles, Gina, and I 328 00:07:26,317 --> 00:07:28,736 are in a hostage situation. 329 00:07:28,778 --> 00:07:31,240 Oh, God, I shouldn't have said 330 00:07:28,778 --> 00:07:31,240 the gun thing. 331 00:07:31,281 --> 00:07:33,075 Terry regrets the way 332 00:07:31,281 --> 00:07:33,075 he answered the phone. 333 00:07:33,117 --> 00:07:34,868 We're at Goodwin's. 334 00:07:33,117 --> 00:07:34,868 There are multiple gunmen. 335 00:07:34,910 --> 00:07:36,203 They've blocked all the exits, 336 00:07:36,245 --> 00:07:37,328 they've taken 337 00:07:36,245 --> 00:07:37,328 the security guards hostage, 338 00:07:37,370 --> 00:07:39,330 and we're looking 339 00:07:37,370 --> 00:07:39,330 for a place to hide. 340 00:07:39,372 --> 00:07:40,498 It's awesome. 341 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:42,625 - Awesome? 342 00:07:40,540 --> 00:07:42,625 - Awesomely serious. 343 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:44,502 I am not enjoying this, 344 00:07:42,667 --> 00:07:44,502 no matter how much it is 345 00:07:44,544 --> 00:07:46,839 100% my favorite movie 346 00:07:44,544 --> 00:07:46,839 come to life. 347 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,715 The important thing 348 00:07:46,880 --> 00:07:48,715 is keep Gina safe. 349 00:07:48,756 --> 00:07:50,550 You have a civilian with you. 350 00:07:48,756 --> 00:07:50,550 I'm on the way. 351 00:07:50,591 --> 00:07:52,427 Cool. Oh! 352 00:07:50,591 --> 00:07:52,427 Also bring a pic of yourself 353 00:07:52,468 --> 00:07:53,720 in a towel 354 00:07:52,468 --> 00:07:53,720 coming out of the shower. 355 00:07:53,761 --> 00:07:55,264 Can't explain why, okay? 356 00:07:53,761 --> 00:07:55,264 Gotta go, bye. 357 00:07:57,224 --> 00:07:58,391 There's a serious situation 358 00:07:57,224 --> 00:07:58,391 going down 359 00:07:58,433 --> 00:07:59,935 they need my help with. 360 00:07:59,977 --> 00:08:03,313 Did one of your detectives 361 00:07:59,977 --> 00:08:03,313 lose his head up his own butt? 362 00:08:03,354 --> 00:08:05,190 You don't even 363 00:08:03,354 --> 00:08:05,190 have a job, Zeke! 364 00:08:05,232 --> 00:08:07,358 You know what, I'm not supposed 365 00:08:05,232 --> 00:08:07,358 to be bringing this up, 366 00:08:07,400 --> 00:08:08,693 but I'm bringing it up! 367 00:08:08,735 --> 00:08:11,280 I'm sick of hearing 368 00:08:08,735 --> 00:08:11,280 you got things brewing. 369 00:08:11,321 --> 00:08:14,992 You ask me, the only thing 370 00:08:11,321 --> 00:08:14,992 you got brewing is a pot of BS! 371 00:08:15,034 --> 00:08:17,911 Kids, I love you. 372 00:08:15,034 --> 00:08:17,911 Sharon, you are perfect. 373 00:08:17,953 --> 00:08:19,913 Zeke, get a job! 374 00:08:28,379 --> 00:08:29,882 Okay, we should be safe 375 00:08:28,379 --> 00:08:29,882 in here. 376 00:08:29,923 --> 00:08:30,966 This place looks good. 377 00:08:31,008 --> 00:08:32,592 Good? 378 00:08:31,008 --> 00:08:32,592 It's great! 379 00:08:32,633 --> 00:08:33,718 Santa's chair. 380 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,095 All right, 381 00:08:33,760 --> 00:08:35,095 ESU's on their way. 382 00:08:35,137 --> 00:08:37,097 Our top priority 383 00:08:35,137 --> 00:08:37,097 is keeping Gina safe. 384 00:08:37,139 --> 00:08:38,389 Keeping me safe? 385 00:08:38,431 --> 00:08:40,059 I'm gonna help you 386 00:08:38,431 --> 00:08:40,059 take these guys down. 387 00:08:41,684 --> 00:08:42,643 No, you're not doing 388 00:08:41,684 --> 00:08:42,643 anything like that. 389 00:08:42,685 --> 00:08:43,896 You're not a cop. 390 00:08:43,937 --> 00:08:45,480 I've watched what you do 391 00:08:43,937 --> 00:08:45,480 for six years. 392 00:08:45,521 --> 00:08:46,899 It's not that difficult. 393 00:08:46,940 --> 00:08:49,484 "NYPD! You're under arrest!" 394 00:08:49,525 --> 00:08:51,444 That was clearly 395 00:08:49,525 --> 00:08:51,444 an impression of Charles. 396 00:08:51,486 --> 00:08:54,655 But stay here with him 397 00:08:51,486 --> 00:08:54,655 while I do some recon. 398 00:08:54,697 --> 00:08:56,407 Wait, shouldn't we all 399 00:08:54,697 --> 00:08:56,407 stick together? 400 00:08:56,449 --> 00:08:58,160 Someone has to asses 401 00:08:56,449 --> 00:08:58,160 the situation, Boyle. 402 00:08:58,202 --> 00:09:00,287 Plus, we're trapped, 403 00:08:58,202 --> 00:09:00,287 on Christmas, 404 00:09:00,329 --> 00:09:02,831 with a bunch of bad guys 405 00:09:00,329 --> 00:09:02,831 who are very likely German. 406 00:09:02,873 --> 00:09:04,540 This is my John McClane moment. 407 00:09:04,582 --> 00:09:07,460 Okay. 408 00:09:04,582 --> 00:09:07,460 You're gonna need a tank top. 409 00:09:07,502 --> 00:09:09,379 - You can have mine. 410 00:09:07,502 --> 00:09:09,379 - No need. 411 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:11,840 - I snagged this on the way here. 412 00:09:09,420 --> 00:09:11,840 - "Baby Grrl"? 413 00:09:11,882 --> 00:09:13,466 Yeah, they didn't have 414 00:09:11,882 --> 00:09:13,466 the best selection. 415 00:09:13,508 --> 00:09:14,301 I'll probably 416 00:09:13,508 --> 00:09:14,301 just skip the tank. 417 00:09:14,343 --> 00:09:16,345 - Yeah. 418 00:09:14,343 --> 00:09:16,345 - I will return. 419 00:09:16,386 --> 00:09:18,305 Okay. 420 00:09:16,386 --> 00:09:18,305 Gina. 421 00:09:20,723 --> 00:09:22,392 You all right? 422 00:09:20,723 --> 00:09:22,392 You look pretty cold. 423 00:09:22,433 --> 00:09:24,769 I'm not. I'm actually hot. 424 00:09:24,811 --> 00:09:27,563 Hot, and ready to get 425 00:09:24,811 --> 00:09:27,563 this super fun thing over with. 426 00:09:27,605 --> 00:09:29,983 - First, a toast. 427 00:09:27,605 --> 00:09:29,983 - Great. Let's drag this out. 428 00:09:30,025 --> 00:09:32,361 - To the sea. 429 00:09:30,025 --> 00:09:32,361 - To the sea! Hear, hear! 430 00:09:32,402 --> 00:09:33,569 I wasn't done. 431 00:09:33,611 --> 00:09:35,364 Chill, Amy, let him finish 432 00:09:33,611 --> 00:09:35,364 his ocean toast. 433 00:09:35,405 --> 00:09:36,781 Thank you, Rosa. 434 00:09:36,823 --> 00:09:39,201 I'm reminded 435 00:09:36,823 --> 00:09:39,201 of a beloved Christmas Carol 436 00:09:39,243 --> 00:09:41,370 by English poet 437 00:09:39,243 --> 00:09:41,370 Christina Rossetti. 438 00:09:41,411 --> 00:09:45,082 "In the bleak mid-winter, 439 00:09:41,411 --> 00:09:45,082 frosty wind made moan, 440 00:09:45,124 --> 00:09:48,626 Earth stood hard as iron, 441 00:09:45,124 --> 00:09:48,626 water like a stone." 442 00:09:48,668 --> 00:09:50,545 Moan, stone, phone. 443 00:09:48,668 --> 00:09:50,545 We get it. 444 00:09:50,586 --> 00:09:53,589 Down the hatch. 445 00:09:50,586 --> 00:09:53,589 Let's get this over with. 446 00:09:53,631 --> 00:09:55,300 Gah! 447 00:09:55,342 --> 00:10:01,265 Weeeeeeeee! 448 00:10:01,306 --> 00:10:03,599 Noooo! 449 00:10:03,641 --> 00:10:04,977 Oh, my God! 450 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,109 Excuse me, Sergeant Jeffords 451 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,109 with the Nine-Nine. 452 00:10:12,151 --> 00:10:14,027 I've got two detectives 453 00:10:12,151 --> 00:10:14,027 and a civilian in there. 454 00:10:14,069 --> 00:10:15,028 Who's in charge? 455 00:10:15,070 --> 00:10:17,572 I am, ding-dong. 456 00:10:17,613 --> 00:10:20,491 - The Vulture? 457 00:10:17,613 --> 00:10:20,491 - That's right. It's me. 458 00:10:20,533 --> 00:10:22,452 In the flesh. 459 00:10:22,493 --> 00:10:23,744 Happy Kwanzaa. 460 00:10:23,786 --> 00:10:26,081 Oh, man. 461 00:10:23,786 --> 00:10:26,081 You can't say that. 462 00:10:31,794 --> 00:10:35,798 All right, let's see 463 00:10:31,794 --> 00:10:35,798 what we're dealing with. 464 00:10:35,841 --> 00:10:39,845 I'll call you... Klaus. 465 00:10:46,642 --> 00:10:48,437 You will be Guenter. 466 00:10:48,478 --> 00:10:51,356 With the little dots 467 00:10:48,478 --> 00:10:51,356 over the U. 468 00:10:57,029 --> 00:10:58,571 Jurgen. 469 00:10:58,613 --> 00:11:00,407 Hey, Matt. 470 00:10:58,613 --> 00:11:00,407 Are you in position? 471 00:11:00,449 --> 00:11:01,992 I'm here. 472 00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:05,620 Oh, great, 473 00:11:02,034 --> 00:11:05,620 the bad guy's name is Matt. 474 00:11:05,661 --> 00:11:07,497 Hey, sorry that took so long. 475 00:11:07,538 --> 00:11:09,124 Gina, you doing okay? 476 00:11:07,538 --> 00:11:09,124 You scared? 477 00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:11,043 I'm scared you won't let me 478 00:11:09,166 --> 00:11:11,043 make a flamethrower 479 00:11:11,084 --> 00:11:12,294 and use it to throw flame. 480 00:11:12,336 --> 00:11:13,586 You're right. 481 00:11:12,336 --> 00:11:13,586 I will not do that. 482 00:11:13,628 --> 00:11:14,880 You're gonna stay here 483 00:11:13,628 --> 00:11:14,880 and keep hiding. 484 00:11:14,922 --> 00:11:16,547 Boyle and I are gonna 485 00:11:14,922 --> 00:11:16,547 handle this. 486 00:11:16,589 --> 00:11:18,674 Here's the situation. 487 00:11:16,589 --> 00:11:18,674 12 terrorists, 1 cop. 488 00:11:18,716 --> 00:11:19,592 Just the way he likes it. 489 00:11:19,634 --> 00:11:20,718 - Who's he? 490 00:11:19,634 --> 00:11:20,718 - Me! 491 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,346 Why are you calling yourself 492 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:22,346 "He"? 493 00:11:22,387 --> 00:11:23,763 Because that's the tagline 494 00:11:22,387 --> 00:11:23,763 from the "Die Hard" poster, 495 00:11:23,804 --> 00:11:25,598 and also 496 00:11:23,804 --> 00:11:25,598 my high school yearbook quote. 497 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,642 Oh, I knew I recognized it. 498 00:11:25,640 --> 00:11:27,642 Next time, lead with that. 499 00:11:27,683 --> 00:11:29,644 Right. Sorry. 500 00:11:27,683 --> 00:11:29,644 Also, there aren't 12 of them. 501 00:11:29,685 --> 00:11:31,604 There are seven, and they're not 502 00:11:29,685 --> 00:11:31,604 terrorists, they're robbers. 503 00:11:31,646 --> 00:11:33,648 They brought drilling equipment 504 00:11:31,646 --> 00:11:33,648 to break into the safe. 505 00:11:33,689 --> 00:11:36,734 Okay, so it's really seven 506 00:11:33,689 --> 00:11:36,734 robbers, two cops, and one Gina. 507 00:11:36,776 --> 00:11:38,362 - Yes. Exactly. 508 00:11:36,776 --> 00:11:38,362 - Yeah. 509 00:11:38,403 --> 00:11:39,737 Where's Gina? 510 00:11:39,779 --> 00:11:41,614 Gina? 511 00:11:41,656 --> 00:11:43,699 There she is. 512 00:11:41,656 --> 00:11:43,699 She went for the hairspray. 513 00:11:43,741 --> 00:11:46,203 She is incorrigible. 514 00:11:46,245 --> 00:11:48,372 - Who are you? Come here. 515 00:11:46,245 --> 00:11:48,372 - No! 516 00:11:48,413 --> 00:11:50,832 No, no, no, no. 517 00:11:48,413 --> 00:11:50,832 Jake, they're taking Gina. 518 00:11:50,874 --> 00:11:52,667 Yeah, I know. 519 00:11:50,874 --> 00:11:52,667 We're looking at the same thing. 520 00:11:54,836 --> 00:11:56,671 What? 521 00:11:54,836 --> 00:11:56,671 They got Gina? 522 00:11:56,712 --> 00:11:58,507 - I told you to watch her! 523 00:11:56,712 --> 00:11:58,507 - I know. 524 00:11:58,548 --> 00:12:01,385 I am so sorry, but I promise 525 00:11:58,548 --> 00:12:01,385 you, we will get her back. 526 00:12:01,426 --> 00:12:02,593 Oh, this is bad. 527 00:12:02,635 --> 00:12:03,971 I got to report this 528 00:12:02,635 --> 00:12:03,971 to the Vulture. 529 00:12:04,012 --> 00:12:05,055 He's in charge. 530 00:12:05,097 --> 00:12:06,473 Ugh! 531 00:12:05,097 --> 00:12:06,473 The Vulture? 532 00:12:06,515 --> 00:12:08,892 I thought he was on his massage 533 00:12:06,515 --> 00:12:08,892 tour of Southeast Asia. 534 00:12:08,934 --> 00:12:10,310 He's leaving tomorrow. 535 00:12:10,352 --> 00:12:11,811 That's why he wants this 536 00:12:10,352 --> 00:12:11,811 over quickly. 537 00:12:11,853 --> 00:12:13,397 - He wants to storm the building. 538 00:12:11,853 --> 00:12:13,397 - No! 539 00:12:13,438 --> 00:12:15,565 No, no, no. 540 00:12:13,438 --> 00:12:15,565 That is a bad idea. 541 00:12:15,606 --> 00:12:17,234 Look, we still haven't 542 00:12:15,606 --> 00:12:17,234 figured out 543 00:12:17,276 --> 00:12:18,944 where they're holding Gina 544 00:12:17,276 --> 00:12:18,944 and the rest of the hostages. 545 00:12:18,986 --> 00:12:20,362 If you guys come 546 00:12:18,986 --> 00:12:20,362 busting in here, 547 00:12:20,404 --> 00:12:22,030 things could go sideways 548 00:12:20,404 --> 00:12:22,030 real fast. 549 00:12:22,072 --> 00:12:23,865 That's what I told him, 550 00:12:22,072 --> 00:12:23,865 but then he just 551 00:12:23,907 --> 00:12:25,158 repeated it back to me 552 00:12:23,907 --> 00:12:25,158 in a lady's voice. 553 00:12:25,200 --> 00:12:26,451 Listen to me, Sarge. 554 00:12:26,493 --> 00:12:28,245 Boyle and I can take these guys 555 00:12:26,493 --> 00:12:28,245 out one by one 556 00:12:28,287 --> 00:12:29,496 and no one will get hurt. 557 00:12:29,538 --> 00:12:30,831 Just ask the Vulture to give me 558 00:12:29,538 --> 00:12:30,831 some more time. 559 00:12:30,872 --> 00:12:32,124 He'll be reasonable. 560 00:12:32,165 --> 00:12:33,666 What am I talking about? 561 00:12:32,165 --> 00:12:33,666 It's the Vulture. 562 00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:36,627 Tell him Tila Tequila's doing 563 00:12:33,708 --> 00:12:36,627 a free show in Central Park. 564 00:12:36,669 --> 00:12:38,297 Then how come Tila 565 00:12:36,669 --> 00:12:38,297 just posted a selfie 566 00:12:38,338 --> 00:12:40,340 from the Kid Rock show 567 00:12:38,338 --> 00:12:40,340 in Daytona, bro? 568 00:12:40,382 --> 00:12:41,591 Yeah, I follow her. 569 00:12:40,382 --> 00:12:41,591 You know what? 570 00:12:41,632 --> 00:12:43,176 I know what's going on here. 571 00:12:43,218 --> 00:12:45,971 Jake wants to go solo, and he's 572 00:12:43,218 --> 00:12:45,971 trying to steal my thunder. 573 00:12:46,013 --> 00:12:48,557 He's inside and he has eyes 574 00:12:46,013 --> 00:12:48,557 on the situation. 575 00:12:48,598 --> 00:12:51,143 Look, I'm in command here. 576 00:12:48,598 --> 00:12:51,143 Look around you. 577 00:12:51,184 --> 00:12:53,145 I control all of this. 578 00:12:53,186 --> 00:12:55,646 You see that guy behind you? 579 00:12:53,186 --> 00:12:55,646 That sniper? 580 00:12:55,688 --> 00:12:57,690 He'll shoot whoever 581 00:12:55,688 --> 00:12:57,690 I tell him to. 582 00:12:57,732 --> 00:12:58,691 Even you. 583 00:12:58,733 --> 00:13:00,193 - No, I won't. 584 00:12:58,733 --> 00:13:00,193 - Fine. 585 00:13:00,235 --> 00:13:03,071 Then, uh, he'll sit 586 00:13:00,235 --> 00:13:03,071 on any rooftop I tell him to. 587 00:13:03,113 --> 00:13:05,449 Hey, go sit on 588 00:13:03,113 --> 00:13:05,449 that rooftop, guy. 589 00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:07,617 Look, just give Jake 590 00:13:05,490 --> 00:13:07,617 a chance. 591 00:13:07,658 --> 00:13:09,619 If he fails, then you can 592 00:13:07,658 --> 00:13:09,619 storm the building. 593 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:11,621 I'll give him a chance 594 00:13:09,660 --> 00:13:11,621 to sit on his little white butt 595 00:13:11,662 --> 00:13:13,165 and wait for me 596 00:13:11,662 --> 00:13:13,165 to come rescue him. 597 00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:15,042 You tell him 598 00:13:13,206 --> 00:13:15,042 that I'm Liam Neeson 599 00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:17,627 and he's my hot, 600 00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:17,627 dumb daughter. 601 00:13:17,668 --> 00:13:19,254 All right, we're outnumbered 602 00:13:17,668 --> 00:13:19,254 and unarmed. 603 00:13:19,296 --> 00:13:20,505 If we're gonna get Gina back, 604 00:13:19,296 --> 00:13:20,505 we need weapons. 605 00:13:20,547 --> 00:13:22,466 This place sells 606 00:13:20,547 --> 00:13:22,466 hammers, wrenches... 607 00:13:22,507 --> 00:13:23,716 Do they sell plants? 608 00:13:23,758 --> 00:13:26,219 Because some of that 609 00:13:23,758 --> 00:13:26,219 potting soil is very toxic 610 00:13:26,261 --> 00:13:27,596 if ingested in large quantities. 611 00:13:27,637 --> 00:13:30,515 So you want to feed 612 00:13:27,637 --> 00:13:30,515 the bad guys a lot of soil? 613 00:13:30,557 --> 00:13:31,682 Force-feed 'em. 614 00:13:31,724 --> 00:13:32,725 Okay, that's a good option 615 00:13:32,767 --> 00:13:34,061 that I will definitely consider. 616 00:13:34,102 --> 00:13:36,563 Now, let's go out there 617 00:13:34,102 --> 00:13:36,563 and gear our asses up. 618 00:13:36,605 --> 00:13:38,899 Quietly. 619 00:14:03,882 --> 00:14:05,758 Ho ho ho? 620 00:14:22,651 --> 00:14:24,277 Hey, Matt. 621 00:14:24,319 --> 00:14:26,446 Oof! 622 00:14:26,488 --> 00:14:29,533 That'll teach you to have 623 00:14:26,488 --> 00:14:29,533 a dumb, normal name. 624 00:14:29,574 --> 00:14:31,784 All right, where are you 625 00:14:29,574 --> 00:14:31,784 holding the hostages? 626 00:14:31,826 --> 00:14:32,911 Oh, bet you'd 627 00:14:31,826 --> 00:14:32,911 like to know, eh? 628 00:14:32,953 --> 00:14:34,830 Canadian? 629 00:14:32,953 --> 00:14:34,830 No! 630 00:14:34,871 --> 00:14:36,915 You're so clearly 631 00:14:34,871 --> 00:14:36,915 supposed to be German. 632 00:14:36,957 --> 00:14:38,875 Are any of you German? 633 00:14:36,957 --> 00:14:38,875 Mm-mm. 634 00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:39,960 Russian? 635 00:14:38,917 --> 00:14:39,960 Mm-mm. 636 00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:41,420 - North Korean? 637 00:14:40,001 --> 00:14:41,420 - Mm-mm. 638 00:14:41,461 --> 00:14:42,753 - Greek? 639 00:14:42,795 --> 00:14:44,047 I don't trust the way 640 00:14:42,795 --> 00:14:44,047 the Greeks dance. 641 00:14:44,089 --> 00:14:45,340 No one does. 642 00:14:45,382 --> 00:14:46,799 You there? 643 00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,093 Oh. 644 00:14:48,135 --> 00:14:51,471 Uh, yeah, I was oot, 645 00:14:48,135 --> 00:14:51,471 but now I'm back, eh? 646 00:14:51,513 --> 00:14:53,056 Meet me in 647 00:14:51,513 --> 00:14:53,056 the service corridor. 648 00:14:53,098 --> 00:14:55,892 We've got a situation 649 00:14:53,098 --> 00:14:55,892 with the hostages. 650 00:14:55,934 --> 00:14:59,146 Okey dokey, 651 00:14:55,934 --> 00:14:59,146 sorry to hear aboot that. 652 00:14:59,187 --> 00:15:00,188 Service corridor. 653 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:03,567 - That was great, Jake. 654 00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:03,567 - Thanks. 655 00:15:03,608 --> 00:15:06,153 Peralta just texted. 656 00:15:03,608 --> 00:15:06,153 He knows where the hostages are. 657 00:15:06,194 --> 00:15:07,654 He wants 15 more minutes. 658 00:15:07,696 --> 00:15:09,114 And I want 659 00:15:07,696 --> 00:15:09,114 my lesbian neighbors 660 00:15:09,156 --> 00:15:10,574 to be way hotter than they are, 661 00:15:10,615 --> 00:15:12,993 but we can't always get 662 00:15:10,615 --> 00:15:12,993 what we want, right? 663 00:15:13,034 --> 00:15:14,911 I'm ordering that raid. 664 00:15:13,034 --> 00:15:14,911 Hey! 665 00:15:14,953 --> 00:15:16,830 Give that back to me. 666 00:15:14,953 --> 00:15:16,830 Are you serious? 667 00:15:16,872 --> 00:15:18,498 I will end your career. 668 00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:19,833 You'll be out there 669 00:15:18,540 --> 00:15:19,833 working as a model 670 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,710 because, well, you know, 671 00:15:19,875 --> 00:15:21,710 you're shredded, 672 00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:23,253 and I respect that. 673 00:15:23,295 --> 00:15:24,671 Give me that walkie talkie, 674 00:15:23,295 --> 00:15:24,671 now. 675 00:15:24,713 --> 00:15:26,756 Those are my people in there! 676 00:15:26,797 --> 00:15:29,885 You are not gonna give 677 00:15:26,797 --> 00:15:29,885 that order! 678 00:15:29,926 --> 00:15:30,969 - Stand down. 679 00:15:29,926 --> 00:15:30,969 - No. 680 00:15:31,011 --> 00:15:32,888 Stand down 681 00:15:31,011 --> 00:15:32,888 or I'm gonna make you. 682 00:15:32,929 --> 00:15:35,849 Hey, you turds, 683 00:15:32,929 --> 00:15:35,849 get off the roofs and help me! 684 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:37,808 Get off your roofs! 685 00:15:37,851 --> 00:15:40,187 I can't do it. 686 00:15:37,851 --> 00:15:40,187 I'm a wimp, just like you said. 687 00:15:40,228 --> 00:15:42,022 I didn't say that, 688 00:15:40,228 --> 00:15:42,022 and I don't care if you go in. 689 00:15:42,063 --> 00:15:44,983 - Be honest. You're judging me. 690 00:15:42,063 --> 00:15:44,983 - I'm really not. 691 00:15:45,025 --> 00:15:46,943 I am, a bit. 692 00:15:46,985 --> 00:15:48,862 No lies on Christmas. 693 00:15:48,904 --> 00:15:51,948 Diaz, shall we? 694 00:15:57,871 --> 00:16:00,040 What? 695 00:15:57,871 --> 00:16:00,040 Oh! 696 00:16:00,081 --> 00:16:02,375 Oh. 697 00:16:00,081 --> 00:16:02,375 Guys! 698 00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:06,796 Captain? Rosa? 699 00:16:02,417 --> 00:16:06,796 Oh, please hear me from land! 700 00:16:06,838 --> 00:16:09,382 Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, 701 00:16:06,838 --> 00:16:09,382 no, no! 702 00:16:09,424 --> 00:16:11,968 Oh, my God, oh, my God, 703 00:16:09,424 --> 00:16:11,968 oh, my God, oh, my God! 704 00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:14,596 Oh, my God. 705 00:16:12,010 --> 00:16:14,596 Oh, my God. Oh! 706 00:16:14,638 --> 00:16:16,431 Ahh! 707 00:16:14,638 --> 00:16:16,431 Welcome to the frozen... 708 00:16:16,473 --> 00:16:17,933 Shut your dumb poem mouth! 709 00:16:17,974 --> 00:16:19,684 I'm so sorry. 710 00:16:17,974 --> 00:16:19,684 No, I'm not! 711 00:16:19,726 --> 00:16:21,853 We have a crisis. We have to go. 712 00:16:19,726 --> 00:16:21,853 Let's go. 713 00:16:21,895 --> 00:16:24,856 Cold, cold, cold, cold, 714 00:16:21,895 --> 00:16:24,856 cold, cold, cold. 715 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,116 How are we gonna get past them 716 00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,116 without a gunfight? 717 00:16:35,158 --> 00:16:37,202 I'll tell you how 718 00:16:35,158 --> 00:16:37,202 John McClane would do it. 719 00:16:37,244 --> 00:16:38,537 The vents. 720 00:16:38,578 --> 00:16:40,956 Ah, blast the AC, 721 00:16:38,578 --> 00:16:40,956 they get chilly, 722 00:16:40,997 --> 00:16:42,290 they leave to find sweaters. 723 00:16:42,332 --> 00:16:44,000 No, we're gonna 724 00:16:42,332 --> 00:16:44,000 climb through them. 725 00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:47,379 Even better. 726 00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:47,379 Classic use of vents. 727 00:16:47,420 --> 00:16:48,797 Yeah. 728 00:16:53,134 --> 00:16:55,679 I think we're good. 729 00:16:57,514 --> 00:16:59,516 I don't think 730 00:16:57,514 --> 00:16:59,516 we're good anymore. 731 00:16:59,558 --> 00:17:01,643 Who's there? 732 00:16:59,558 --> 00:17:01,643 Dave, is that you? 733 00:17:01,685 --> 00:17:03,311 What are we gonna do? 734 00:17:01,685 --> 00:17:03,311 They know we're here. 735 00:17:03,353 --> 00:17:07,107 No, they know I'm here. 736 00:17:07,148 --> 00:17:09,860 Quick, hide. 737 00:17:07,148 --> 00:17:09,860 Go, go, go, go. 738 00:17:11,778 --> 00:17:14,614 Hey, hosers. 739 00:17:11,778 --> 00:17:14,614 It's me, Dave, eh? 740 00:17:14,656 --> 00:17:16,408 Didn't work. 741 00:17:18,702 --> 00:17:19,995 Jake. 742 00:17:18,702 --> 00:17:19,995 Jake! Jake! 743 00:17:20,036 --> 00:17:21,788 - Ah! 744 00:17:20,036 --> 00:17:21,788 - Are you okay? 745 00:17:21,831 --> 00:17:23,123 Oh, my head hurts. 746 00:17:23,164 --> 00:17:26,710 Probably from being conked 747 00:17:23,164 --> 00:17:26,710 on it. 748 00:17:26,751 --> 00:17:29,504 - How are you? 749 00:17:26,751 --> 00:17:29,504 - I'm tied up. I'm scared. 750 00:17:29,546 --> 00:17:32,549 This guy hasn't stopped farting 751 00:17:29,546 --> 00:17:32,549 for the last hour. 752 00:17:32,591 --> 00:17:34,634 I keep telling you, 753 00:17:32,591 --> 00:17:34,634 it's not me. 754 00:17:34,676 --> 00:17:37,888 Ramon, do you really want 755 00:17:34,676 --> 00:17:37,888 your last words to be a lie? 756 00:17:37,929 --> 00:17:40,056 Those aren't gonna be your 757 00:17:37,929 --> 00:17:40,056 last words, Ramon, all right? 758 00:17:40,098 --> 00:17:41,808 We're all gonna be fine. 759 00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:42,893 They're gonna drill 760 00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:42,893 into the safe, 761 00:17:42,934 --> 00:17:43,977 take the money, and then go. 762 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,604 They don't need to drill 763 00:17:44,019 --> 00:17:45,604 into the safe. 764 00:17:45,645 --> 00:17:47,188 They had my ID. 765 00:17:45,645 --> 00:17:47,188 They already have all the cash. 766 00:17:47,230 --> 00:17:48,732 What? 767 00:17:48,773 --> 00:17:50,775 Then why'd they bring 768 00:17:48,773 --> 00:17:50,775 all that heavy-duty equipment? 769 00:17:50,817 --> 00:17:53,778 So you're a cop. 770 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,822 - Ah. 771 00:17:53,820 --> 00:17:55,822 - I hate cops. 772 00:17:55,865 --> 00:17:57,949 - They gave me this. 773 00:17:55,865 --> 00:17:57,949 - Nice! 774 00:17:57,991 --> 00:18:01,119 Finally, a good bad guy. 775 00:17:57,991 --> 00:18:01,119 This dude gets it. 776 00:18:01,161 --> 00:18:02,245 Now I'm gonna kill you. 777 00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:03,663 Okay, you took it 778 00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:03,663 a little too far. 779 00:18:03,705 --> 00:18:04,915 Maybe scale it back a skosh. 780 00:18:04,956 --> 00:18:07,292 All set down here. 781 00:18:07,334 --> 00:18:09,085 Okay, start loading out. 782 00:18:09,127 --> 00:18:11,713 I just have one piece 783 00:18:09,127 --> 00:18:11,713 of business to take care of. 784 00:18:11,755 --> 00:18:15,133 You know, killing a man 785 00:18:11,755 --> 00:18:15,133 is not as easy as it sounds. 786 00:18:15,175 --> 00:18:16,509 I've killed ten men. 787 00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:17,845 And that's such a nice, 788 00:18:16,551 --> 00:18:17,845 round number. 789 00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:19,346 Wouldn't you agree? 790 00:18:17,887 --> 00:18:19,346 I mean, imagine. 791 00:18:19,387 --> 00:18:23,558 "I've killed 11 people." 792 00:18:19,387 --> 00:18:23,558 It just sounds so cumbersome. 793 00:18:26,603 --> 00:18:28,146 - Ooh! 794 00:18:28,188 --> 00:18:30,690 Yippie kayak, other buckets! 795 00:18:30,732 --> 00:18:32,442 Boyle! 796 00:18:30,732 --> 00:18:32,442 You did it! 797 00:18:32,484 --> 00:18:34,569 And you completely botched 798 00:18:32,484 --> 00:18:34,569 the catchphrase. 799 00:18:34,611 --> 00:18:37,865 - I'm pretty sure it was right. 800 00:18:34,611 --> 00:18:37,865 - No, but you did great. 801 00:18:37,907 --> 00:18:40,325 Ahh. 802 00:18:40,367 --> 00:18:41,534 All right. 803 00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:42,744 Look, we have to stop 804 00:18:41,576 --> 00:18:42,744 the other robbers. 805 00:18:42,786 --> 00:18:43,913 They're escaping with the merch. 806 00:18:43,954 --> 00:18:45,080 How? 807 00:18:45,121 --> 00:18:46,916 Terry's got the place 808 00:18:45,121 --> 00:18:46,916 surrounded. 809 00:18:46,957 --> 00:18:48,959 The drill. 810 00:18:46,957 --> 00:18:48,959 It's not for the safe. 811 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,377 They're using it 812 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,377 to tunnel out of here. 813 00:18:50,418 --> 00:18:51,795 And those farts 814 00:18:50,418 --> 00:18:51,795 Gina kept smelling? 815 00:18:51,837 --> 00:18:54,547 - Uh-huh. They were Ramon. 816 00:18:51,837 --> 00:18:54,547 - No, it was sewage. 817 00:18:54,589 --> 00:18:56,091 And Ramon. 818 00:18:56,132 --> 00:18:58,385 We have to tell Terry they're 819 00:18:56,132 --> 00:18:58,385 escaping through the sewers. 820 00:18:58,426 --> 00:18:59,929 What's a brother got to do 821 00:18:58,426 --> 00:18:59,929 to get a wet wipe? 822 00:18:59,970 --> 00:19:01,054 Don't say that. 823 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,725 - Merry Christmas. 824 00:19:03,640 --> 00:19:05,725 - Ho ho ho. 825 00:19:05,767 --> 00:19:07,018 I'm starving. 826 00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:08,603 "I'm starving"? 827 00:19:07,060 --> 00:19:08,603 We had a thing going! 828 00:19:12,315 --> 00:19:15,945 Jake! 829 00:19:12,315 --> 00:19:15,945 Oh, I'm so glad you're okay. 830 00:19:15,986 --> 00:19:17,362 Wow, you were really worried 831 00:19:15,986 --> 00:19:17,362 about me? 832 00:19:17,404 --> 00:19:19,239 Mm-hmm, also your face 833 00:19:17,404 --> 00:19:19,239 is so warm, 834 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,157 and I think I have hypothermia. 835 00:19:23,869 --> 00:19:25,913 Sergeant, we need to talk. 836 00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:28,289 I'm not in trouble for what 837 00:19:25,955 --> 00:19:28,289 I did to the Vulture, am I? 838 00:19:28,331 --> 00:19:30,333 You think people will believe 839 00:19:28,331 --> 00:19:30,333 he threw himself in the garbage? 840 00:19:30,375 --> 00:19:31,543 No. 841 00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:33,211 But this was 842 00:19:31,584 --> 00:19:33,211 a high-pressure situation, 843 00:19:33,253 --> 00:19:34,796 and you rose to the occasion. 844 00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:36,214 You may have 845 00:19:34,839 --> 00:19:36,214 saved lives tonight. 846 00:19:36,256 --> 00:19:37,590 The squad is my family, 847 00:19:37,632 --> 00:19:39,551 and I'll always protect 848 00:19:37,632 --> 00:19:39,551 my family. 849 00:19:39,592 --> 00:19:40,677 Except for Zeke. 850 00:19:40,719 --> 00:19:42,387 That deadbeat giant 851 00:19:40,719 --> 00:19:42,387 can fend for himself. 852 00:19:42,429 --> 00:19:45,098 There's a Lieutenant's exam 853 00:19:42,429 --> 00:19:45,098 coming up, 854 00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:46,433 and I think you should take it. 855 00:19:46,474 --> 00:19:48,393 It's the next step 856 00:19:46,474 --> 00:19:48,393 to becoming a Captain. 857 00:19:48,435 --> 00:19:50,855 I didn't do anything. 858 00:19:48,435 --> 00:19:50,855 It was all Jake and Charles. 859 00:19:50,896 --> 00:19:53,858 Mm, spoken like 860 00:19:50,896 --> 00:19:53,858 a true Captain. 861 00:19:53,899 --> 00:19:55,025 Also, you are in trouble. 862 00:19:55,066 --> 00:19:56,401 You're suspended one week. 863 00:19:56,443 --> 00:19:59,320 But you've got a bright future. 864 00:19:59,362 --> 00:20:01,698 But I'll need 865 00:19:59,362 --> 00:20:01,698 your badge and gun. 866 00:20:01,740 --> 00:20:03,199 Hey, buddy. 867 00:20:03,241 --> 00:20:05,076 I couldn't find the cologne 868 00:20:03,241 --> 00:20:05,076 you wanted to give Amy, 869 00:20:05,118 --> 00:20:07,830 but I did get 870 00:20:05,118 --> 00:20:07,830 a Canyon Stank gift set. 871 00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:11,000 It's all three stanks, 872 00:20:07,872 --> 00:20:11,000 plus the body spray. 873 00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:14,210 - Oh, wow. Thanks, Charles. 874 00:20:11,041 --> 00:20:14,210 - Yeah. 875 00:20:14,252 --> 00:20:17,380 Look, I didn't forget 876 00:20:14,252 --> 00:20:17,380 Amy's gift. 877 00:20:17,422 --> 00:20:19,591 I forgot yours. 878 00:20:19,632 --> 00:20:21,176 The Canyon Stank was for you. 879 00:20:21,217 --> 00:20:24,095 What? 880 00:20:21,217 --> 00:20:24,095 Why didn't you just tell me? 881 00:20:24,137 --> 00:20:25,680 Oh, because it would have 882 00:20:24,137 --> 00:20:25,680 crushed my heart 883 00:20:25,722 --> 00:20:26,806 and ruined our friendship. 884 00:20:26,849 --> 00:20:27,892 Good call. 885 00:20:27,933 --> 00:20:30,185 Look, it sucks, 886 00:20:27,933 --> 00:20:30,185 and I was selfish. 887 00:20:30,226 --> 00:20:31,979 I should have gotten you 888 00:20:30,226 --> 00:20:31,979 something better. 889 00:20:32,021 --> 00:20:33,104 You did. 890 00:20:33,146 --> 00:20:34,731 You surrendered yourself 891 00:20:33,146 --> 00:20:34,731 to keep me safe. 892 00:20:34,773 --> 00:20:37,902 Not only that, you sacrificed 893 00:20:34,773 --> 00:20:37,902 your John McClane moment. 894 00:20:37,943 --> 00:20:40,403 It should have been you saying, 895 00:20:37,943 --> 00:20:40,403 "Yippie kayak, other buckets!" 896 00:20:40,445 --> 00:20:42,530 Ah, I know you have 897 00:20:40,445 --> 00:20:42,530 the moral high ground right now, 898 00:20:42,572 --> 00:20:43,615 but it still makes me so angry. 899 00:20:43,656 --> 00:20:44,657 Eh. 900 00:20:44,699 --> 00:20:47,327 Anyways, 901 00:20:44,699 --> 00:20:47,327 Merry Christmas, buddy. 902 00:20:47,368 --> 00:20:48,578 You too, buddy. 903 00:20:51,623 --> 00:20:53,000 Gina! 904 00:20:56,628 --> 00:20:57,587 Hey, whoa, whoa! 905 00:20:57,629 --> 00:20:59,422 Whoa! Hey! 906 00:20:59,464 --> 00:21:00,465 Hey! Oh! 907 00:21:02,592 --> 00:21:04,636 - Whoa! 908 00:21:04,677 --> 00:21:07,764 It works! 909 00:21:04,677 --> 00:21:07,764 The flamethrower works! 910 00:21:07,806 --> 00:21:09,099 - Yeah! 911 00:21:07,806 --> 00:21:09,099 - No, Gina, no! 912 00:21:09,140 --> 00:21:10,141 Gina, no! 913 00:21:10,183 --> 00:21:12,310 Somebody take her down! 914 00:21:12,352 --> 00:21:14,021 Fremulon. 915 00:21:14,063 --> 00:21:15,605 - Not a doctor. 916 00:21:14,063 --> 00:21:15,605 - Shh.