1 00:00:04,137 --> 00:00:05,096 Peralta, are you eating 2 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:06,514 an Italian sub 3 00:00:05,138 --> 00:00:06,514 for breakfast? 4 00:00:06,556 --> 00:00:08,349 I am, but Amy said 5 00:00:06,556 --> 00:00:08,349 I should eat more veggies, 6 00:00:08,391 --> 00:00:10,101 so I got extra pepperoncinis. 7 00:00:10,143 --> 00:00:11,519 Smart. 8 00:00:12,562 --> 00:00:13,646 Uh, excuse me. 9 00:00:13,688 --> 00:00:14,814 You need to watch yourself. 10 00:00:14,856 --> 00:00:16,607 I'm sorry... 11 00:00:14,856 --> 00:00:16,607 cop. 12 00:00:16,649 --> 00:00:19,569 All right, let's everybody 13 00:00:16,649 --> 00:00:19,569 just stay calm here. 14 00:00:19,610 --> 00:00:20,570 Or what? 15 00:00:20,611 --> 00:00:22,363 Are you gonna 16 00:00:20,611 --> 00:00:22,363 arrest me for dancing? 17 00:00:22,405 --> 00:00:24,490 You call that dancing? 18 00:00:25,366 --> 00:00:27,744 This is dancing. 19 00:00:29,370 --> 00:00:31,706 What is happening? 20 00:00:31,748 --> 00:00:33,499 I'm defusing the situation. 21 00:00:36,711 --> 00:00:38,046 Whoa... 22 00:00:36,711 --> 00:00:38,046 dancing captain. 23 00:00:38,087 --> 00:00:40,256 Must capture image 24 00:00:38,087 --> 00:00:40,256 of a lifetime! 25 00:00:40,298 --> 00:00:42,216 Oh, why is my phone 26 00:00:40,298 --> 00:00:42,216 always dead? 27 00:00:42,258 --> 00:00:43,676 I paid $13 for it. 28 00:00:43,718 --> 00:00:45,386 Don't worry, Jakey. 29 00:00:43,718 --> 00:00:45,386 I got it. 30 00:00:45,428 --> 00:00:46,554 Okay. 31 00:00:45,428 --> 00:00:46,554 Oh! 32 00:00:46,596 --> 00:00:47,847 Oh, my hands 33 00:00:46,596 --> 00:00:47,847 are covered in butter 34 00:00:47,889 --> 00:00:49,057 from making butter. 35 00:00:49,098 --> 00:00:50,141 I'm on it! 36 00:00:50,183 --> 00:00:51,601 Must record, must record! 37 00:00:51,642 --> 00:00:52,727 Camera on. 38 00:00:52,769 --> 00:00:54,020 All right. 39 00:00:52,769 --> 00:00:54,020 Here we go. 40 00:00:54,062 --> 00:00:55,146 Dancing over. 41 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:56,522 Situation defused. 42 00:00:56,564 --> 00:00:59,359 No! 43 00:01:20,254 --> 00:01:21,214 Jakey! 44 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:22,757 Hey! 45 00:01:22,799 --> 00:01:24,384 Are you guys wearing 46 00:01:22,799 --> 00:01:24,384 one scarf? 47 00:01:24,425 --> 00:01:26,427 Yep, Charles 48 00:01:24,425 --> 00:01:26,427 forgot his this morning. 49 00:01:26,469 --> 00:01:27,804 It's actually quite romantic. 50 00:01:27,845 --> 00:01:29,348 I think he did it on purpose. 51 00:01:29,389 --> 00:01:30,431 Uh, let's just say, 52 00:01:30,473 --> 00:01:32,058 I definitely did it on purpose. 53 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:33,476 Now, twirl me, darling! 54 00:01:33,518 --> 00:01:34,685 You got it, sweet potato. 55 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:36,020 Ah, I can't get away 56 00:01:34,727 --> 00:01:36,020 from you. 57 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:38,731 All right, 58 00:01:36,062 --> 00:01:38,731 you guys are adorable. 59 00:01:38,773 --> 00:01:40,317 Tell me everything 60 00:01:38,773 --> 00:01:40,317 the doctor says 61 00:01:40,359 --> 00:01:41,526 about your uterine climate. 62 00:01:41,567 --> 00:01:43,069 Oh, and also that. 63 00:01:43,111 --> 00:01:44,612 Genevieve and I 64 00:01:43,111 --> 00:01:44,612 have big news. 65 00:01:44,654 --> 00:01:46,406 Is this something other 66 00:01:44,654 --> 00:01:46,406 people would keep private? 67 00:01:46,447 --> 00:01:48,533 Big time! 68 00:01:46,447 --> 00:01:48,533 We're trying to have a baby! 69 00:01:48,574 --> 00:01:49,909 Oh, wow! 70 00:01:49,951 --> 00:01:51,452 That is awesome. 71 00:01:51,494 --> 00:01:53,913 But wait, Charles, 72 00:01:51,494 --> 00:01:53,913 I thought you were sterile. 73 00:01:53,955 --> 00:01:55,706 I distinctly remember 74 00:01:53,955 --> 00:01:55,706 you using the phrase... 75 00:01:55,748 --> 00:01:56,791 Shooting dust. 76 00:01:56,833 --> 00:01:58,335 Yes, thank you for 77 00:01:56,833 --> 00:01:58,335 not making me say it. 78 00:01:58,377 --> 00:01:59,877 Yeah, it's true 79 00:01:58,377 --> 00:01:59,877 I lost the ability 80 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:02,213 to procreate 81 00:01:59,919 --> 00:02:02,213 after the accident. 82 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:04,465 Drop your weapons! 83 00:02:09,595 --> 00:02:10,555 Yeah, I still don't know 84 00:02:10,596 --> 00:02:12,432 why you dove in 85 00:02:10,596 --> 00:02:12,432 crotch first. 86 00:02:12,473 --> 00:02:13,850 Thankfully, my ex-wife, 87 00:02:12,473 --> 00:02:13,850 Eleanor, 88 00:02:13,891 --> 00:02:16,018 made me get a vasectomy 89 00:02:13,891 --> 00:02:16,018 a year before that. 90 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:18,187 As a precaution, 91 00:02:16,060 --> 00:02:18,187 I froze some sperm... 92 00:02:18,229 --> 00:02:19,522 a lot of sperm. 93 00:02:19,564 --> 00:02:21,441 Guy going in after me 94 00:02:19,564 --> 00:02:21,441 was like, 95 00:02:21,482 --> 00:02:23,402 "Whoa, nice!" 96 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:26,363 Wow, he sounds 97 00:02:23,443 --> 00:02:26,363 like a gross dude. 98 00:02:26,405 --> 00:02:27,447 - Yeah. 99 00:02:26,405 --> 00:02:27,447 - Should we go into work? 100 00:02:27,488 --> 00:02:28,614 - Yes. 101 00:02:27,488 --> 00:02:28,614 - Great. 102 00:02:29,657 --> 00:02:31,368 Hey, so do you think maybe 103 00:02:31,410 --> 00:02:33,370 you're rushing into 104 00:02:31,410 --> 00:02:33,370 the whole baby thing? 105 00:02:33,412 --> 00:02:35,414 I mean, you guys have only 106 00:02:33,412 --> 00:02:35,414 been dating three months. 107 00:02:35,455 --> 00:02:36,664 She's the one, Jake. 108 00:02:36,706 --> 00:02:38,333 I'm done with that 109 00:02:36,706 --> 00:02:38,333 playboy lifestyle... 110 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:40,835 out till 11:00, 111 00:02:38,375 --> 00:02:40,835 drunk on sangria. 112 00:02:40,877 --> 00:02:42,044 I don't want that anymore. 113 00:02:42,086 --> 00:02:43,212 I just want to be a papa. 114 00:02:43,254 --> 00:02:45,631 Okay, yeah, so, 115 00:02:43,254 --> 00:02:45,631 hey, this is awesome. 116 00:02:45,673 --> 00:02:46,716 You're gonna have a baby. 117 00:02:46,757 --> 00:02:48,217 I know! 118 00:02:48,259 --> 00:02:49,802 And you're gonna be 119 00:02:48,259 --> 00:02:49,802 its best friend. 120 00:02:49,844 --> 00:02:51,596 Ah, well, based on 121 00:02:49,844 --> 00:02:51,596 the age diff, 122 00:02:51,637 --> 00:02:54,433 maybe more of a fun 123 00:02:51,637 --> 00:02:54,433 uncle/mentor. 124 00:02:54,474 --> 00:02:57,185 Baby's best friend. 125 00:02:57,226 --> 00:02:59,979 All right, so... 126 00:02:57,226 --> 00:02:59,979 nonnegotiable. 127 00:03:00,980 --> 00:03:02,023 Here's the deal, Steven. 128 00:03:02,064 --> 00:03:03,608 We already got you 129 00:03:02,064 --> 00:03:03,608 on shoplifting. 130 00:03:03,649 --> 00:03:05,818 Now let's talk about 131 00:03:03,649 --> 00:03:05,818 the 200 cloned credit cards 132 00:03:05,860 --> 00:03:06,903 in your bag. 133 00:03:06,944 --> 00:03:08,279 I'm not saying anything. 134 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,114 Look, punk, there are 135 00:03:08,322 --> 00:03:10,114 two ways we can do this... 136 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:11,657 the easy way 137 00:03:10,156 --> 00:03:11,657 or the hard way. 138 00:03:11,699 --> 00:03:13,201 Tell him what 139 00:03:11,699 --> 00:03:13,201 the hard way is, boss. 140 00:03:13,242 --> 00:03:15,661 Well, first, Steven, 141 00:03:15,703 --> 00:03:18,332 we're gonna fill out 142 00:03:15,703 --> 00:03:18,332 form 38E-J1, 143 00:03:18,373 --> 00:03:19,374 stating noncompliance. 144 00:03:19,416 --> 00:03:20,791 We send it to the DA, 145 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,336 but do they process it 146 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:22,336 right away? 147 00:03:22,377 --> 00:03:24,338 No, because 148 00:03:22,377 --> 00:03:24,338 they're overwhelmed 149 00:03:24,379 --> 00:03:26,297 because Debra's 150 00:03:24,379 --> 00:03:26,297 on maternity leave. 151 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,591 So your court date won't be set 152 00:03:26,340 --> 00:03:28,591 for six or eight weeks, 153 00:03:28,633 --> 00:03:31,010 and even then, you're gonna 154 00:03:28,633 --> 00:03:31,010 have to block off the whole day, 155 00:03:31,052 --> 00:03:33,430 because they don't 156 00:03:31,052 --> 00:03:33,430 give you a specific time. 157 00:03:33,472 --> 00:03:36,391 No, no, it's a window. 158 00:03:36,433 --> 00:03:37,476 Sir... 159 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:39,185 Can I talk to you 160 00:03:37,517 --> 00:03:39,185 for a second? 161 00:03:39,227 --> 00:03:40,895 I thought we were gonna 162 00:03:39,227 --> 00:03:40,895 to try to scare him. 163 00:03:40,937 --> 00:03:42,688 There's nothing scarier 164 00:03:40,937 --> 00:03:42,688 than the realities 165 00:03:42,730 --> 00:03:44,273 of the municipal court system. 166 00:03:44,316 --> 00:03:45,650 Now, come on; 167 00:03:44,316 --> 00:03:45,650 let's get back in there 168 00:03:45,691 --> 00:03:47,652 and tell him about 169 00:03:45,691 --> 00:03:47,652 how bad the website is. 170 00:03:47,693 --> 00:03:49,446 Look, I'll talk. 171 00:03:49,488 --> 00:03:50,947 Of course you will. 172 00:03:50,988 --> 00:03:53,074 But I'll only talk to her. 173 00:03:54,158 --> 00:03:56,619 You want to talk to Gina? 174 00:03:56,661 --> 00:03:58,955 Yeah, hi. 175 00:03:56,661 --> 00:03:58,955 Do you sell purple pants? 176 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,208 All right, well, 177 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,208 good day, then. 178 00:04:04,293 --> 00:04:05,628 It's not the turnout 179 00:04:04,293 --> 00:04:05,628 I was hoping for. 180 00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:07,339 Maybe I should've 181 00:04:05,670 --> 00:04:07,339 offered free strudel; 182 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:08,923 then at least 183 00:04:07,381 --> 00:04:08,923 Scully would've come. 184 00:04:08,965 --> 00:04:10,300 There's free strudel? 185 00:04:10,342 --> 00:04:12,802 Where the hell 186 00:04:10,342 --> 00:04:12,802 did you come from? 187 00:04:12,843 --> 00:04:14,095 I don't get it. 188 00:04:14,136 --> 00:04:15,389 I am shocked that more people 189 00:04:15,430 --> 00:04:17,848 wouldn't want the tutelage 190 00:04:15,430 --> 00:04:17,848 of our precinct's... 191 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:20,268 nay, our city's 192 00:04:17,890 --> 00:04:20,268 most esteemed sergeant. 193 00:04:20,310 --> 00:04:21,520 What do you want, 194 00:04:20,310 --> 00:04:21,520 Santiago? 195 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:23,729 To learn the majestic art 196 00:04:21,561 --> 00:04:23,729 of self-defense 197 00:04:23,771 --> 00:04:25,982 from our city's... 198 00:04:23,771 --> 00:04:25,982 nay, our country's... 199 00:04:26,023 --> 00:04:27,401 Come on, man, 200 00:04:26,023 --> 00:04:27,401 out with it! 201 00:04:27,442 --> 00:04:28,568 I want to start class. 202 00:04:28,609 --> 00:04:30,570 Okay, I'm applying 203 00:04:28,609 --> 00:04:30,570 for a mentorship program 204 00:04:30,611 --> 00:04:32,154 for up-and-coming detectives. 205 00:04:32,196 --> 00:04:33,407 It's called 206 00:04:32,196 --> 00:04:33,407 "Star Achieving Mentors, 207 00:04:33,448 --> 00:04:36,576 Star Achieving Mentees," 208 00:04:33,448 --> 00:04:36,576 or SAM-SAM for short. 209 00:04:36,617 --> 00:04:38,160 Would you write me 210 00:04:36,617 --> 00:04:38,160 a recommendation? 211 00:04:38,202 --> 00:04:39,203 Of course I will. 212 00:04:39,245 --> 00:04:40,414 You'd be great. 213 00:04:40,455 --> 00:04:41,415 Thank you, Sarge. 214 00:04:41,456 --> 00:04:42,790 All right, everyone. 215 00:04:42,832 --> 00:04:44,292 Pay attention. 216 00:04:44,334 --> 00:04:46,711 Santiago, 217 00:04:44,334 --> 00:04:46,711 I'm gonna come at you, 218 00:04:46,752 --> 00:04:48,463 and you're gonna take me down. 219 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:49,839 You better impress me 220 00:04:48,505 --> 00:04:49,839 if you want 221 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,300 that recommendation 222 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,300 to be good. 223 00:04:51,341 --> 00:04:52,551 I'm gonna try, Sarge. 224 00:04:52,592 --> 00:04:54,344 All right, here we go. 225 00:04:55,345 --> 00:04:56,305 - Oh, no, no! 226 00:04:55,345 --> 00:04:56,305 - My nose! 227 00:04:56,346 --> 00:04:58,889 My nose! 228 00:04:56,346 --> 00:04:58,889 You broke my nose! 229 00:04:58,931 --> 00:05:00,266 Oh, there's so much blood! 230 00:05:00,309 --> 00:05:01,684 I'm so sorry! 231 00:05:01,726 --> 00:05:02,685 Get me a towel! 232 00:05:02,727 --> 00:05:03,686 Okay, all right. 233 00:05:03,728 --> 00:05:04,895 And that's what you get 234 00:05:04,937 --> 00:05:06,523 for lying about free strudel. 235 00:05:06,565 --> 00:05:07,357 Karma's a bitch. 236 00:05:07,399 --> 00:05:08,983 Get out of here, Scully! 237 00:05:11,110 --> 00:05:13,322 Case closed, justice served. 238 00:05:13,363 --> 00:05:16,198 Peralta amazing... 239 00:05:13,363 --> 00:05:16,198 oh, God. 240 00:05:16,240 --> 00:05:17,576 Oh, no, no... 241 00:05:20,745 --> 00:05:22,456 Charles, Charles! 242 00:05:22,497 --> 00:05:23,789 Your ex-wife is here. 243 00:05:23,831 --> 00:05:25,291 Eleanor? 244 00:05:25,334 --> 00:05:26,959 The destroyer of worlds? 245 00:05:27,001 --> 00:05:28,337 - Why? 246 00:05:27,001 --> 00:05:28,337 - Maybe it's nothing bad. 247 00:05:28,378 --> 00:05:30,339 Maybe some of your mail 248 00:05:28,378 --> 00:05:30,339 got sent to her house. 249 00:05:30,380 --> 00:05:31,548 Oh, God, I hope not. 250 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:33,383 If that happened, 251 00:05:31,590 --> 00:05:33,383 she would be livid. 252 00:05:33,425 --> 00:05:35,302 Oh, well, just don't 253 00:05:33,425 --> 00:05:35,302 assume the worst. 254 00:05:35,344 --> 00:05:36,470 That's all I'm saying. 255 00:05:36,511 --> 00:05:37,512 Then why did you 256 00:05:36,511 --> 00:05:37,512 bring up the mail thing? 257 00:05:37,554 --> 00:05:38,597 I don't... 258 00:05:39,764 --> 00:05:41,223 Hello, Chunk. 259 00:05:41,265 --> 00:05:42,642 Heard you want your sperm. 260 00:05:42,683 --> 00:05:43,976 You gonna have to 261 00:05:42,683 --> 00:05:43,976 go through me. 262 00:05:44,018 --> 00:05:46,103 Oh, no, this is way worse 263 00:05:44,018 --> 00:05:46,103 than the mail thing. 264 00:05:46,145 --> 00:05:47,314 What mail thing? 265 00:05:47,356 --> 00:05:48,482 Nothing. 266 00:05:47,356 --> 00:05:48,482 There's no mail thing. 267 00:05:48,523 --> 00:05:50,359 There's no mail thing. 268 00:05:48,523 --> 00:05:50,359 But it's my sperm. 269 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,984 How did you even 270 00:05:50,400 --> 00:05:51,984 find out I wanted it? 271 00:05:52,026 --> 00:05:53,694 Because the account's 272 00:05:52,026 --> 00:05:53,694 under my name. 273 00:05:53,736 --> 00:05:55,154 Storage facility 274 00:05:53,736 --> 00:05:55,154 called me saying 275 00:05:55,196 --> 00:05:56,781 that you were looking 276 00:05:55,196 --> 00:05:56,781 to make a withdrawal. 277 00:05:56,822 --> 00:05:59,409 So I went ahead 278 00:05:56,822 --> 00:05:59,409 and withdrew it for you. 279 00:05:59,451 --> 00:06:01,744 I have all of your sperm. 280 00:06:01,786 --> 00:06:03,413 But you don't even 281 00:06:01,786 --> 00:06:03,413 care about it, Eleanor. 282 00:06:03,455 --> 00:06:04,830 I mean, remember? 283 00:06:04,872 --> 00:06:06,165 "Oh, hey, Charles, 284 00:06:06,207 --> 00:06:07,584 "I'll never have 285 00:06:06,207 --> 00:06:07,584 a baby with you 286 00:06:07,626 --> 00:06:08,834 "because I don't love you, 287 00:06:08,876 --> 00:06:10,753 and a child's 288 00:06:08,876 --> 00:06:10,753 not gonna fix that!" 289 00:06:10,795 --> 00:06:12,838 Oof, when he started 290 00:06:10,795 --> 00:06:12,838 doing the silly voice, 291 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:15,384 I thought it was gonna be 292 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:15,384 more fun, but... wasn't. 293 00:06:15,425 --> 00:06:16,510 Well, I do not want your DNA. 294 00:06:16,551 --> 00:06:17,552 I want something else. 295 00:06:17,594 --> 00:06:19,220 I hit some dumb-ass with my car. 296 00:06:19,261 --> 00:06:20,971 Now he's suing me. 297 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:23,265 What I want is for you 298 00:06:21,013 --> 00:06:23,265 to use your badge 299 00:06:23,308 --> 00:06:25,810 and your gun to intimidate him 300 00:06:23,308 --> 00:06:25,810 into dropping the case. 301 00:06:25,851 --> 00:06:28,480 Wow. 302 00:06:25,851 --> 00:06:28,480 That is so very illegal. 303 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:29,730 He's not doing that. 304 00:06:29,772 --> 00:06:30,773 I don't care. 305 00:06:30,815 --> 00:06:33,150 You have 48 hours to do so, 306 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:34,528 or I'm gonna 307 00:06:33,192 --> 00:06:34,528 take your sperm, 308 00:06:34,569 --> 00:06:37,238 and I'm gonna dump it 309 00:06:34,569 --> 00:06:37,238 into the East River. 310 00:06:37,279 --> 00:06:38,239 Please don't do that. 311 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,157 And there will never be 312 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:44,329 the possibility 313 00:06:40,199 --> 00:06:44,329 of a little pie-faced 314 00:06:44,371 --> 00:06:46,415 Charles Boyle, Jr. 315 00:06:46,456 --> 00:06:47,832 Proud of it; it's me. 316 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:51,420 She can't do that. 317 00:06:49,376 --> 00:06:51,420 Can she do that? 318 00:06:51,461 --> 00:06:52,421 Stay calm. 319 00:06:52,462 --> 00:06:53,422 We're gonna talk 320 00:06:52,462 --> 00:06:53,422 to a lawyer 321 00:06:53,463 --> 00:06:54,548 and get 322 00:06:53,463 --> 00:06:54,548 a professional opinion. 323 00:06:54,589 --> 00:06:56,048 Damn. 324 00:06:56,090 --> 00:06:58,050 I can't believe 325 00:06:56,090 --> 00:06:58,050 you signed this contract. 326 00:06:58,092 --> 00:07:00,219 The sperm is her 327 00:06:58,092 --> 00:07:00,219 legal possession. 328 00:07:00,261 --> 00:07:02,179 It also says that, she... 329 00:07:00,261 --> 00:07:02,179 and I quote... 330 00:07:02,221 --> 00:07:03,806 "Owns your dignity." 331 00:07:03,848 --> 00:07:05,392 You initialed 332 00:07:03,848 --> 00:07:05,392 right next to that. 333 00:07:05,434 --> 00:07:08,144 Oh, no, Jake, 334 00:07:05,434 --> 00:07:08,144 this is a total disaster! 335 00:07:08,185 --> 00:07:10,689 I'll never be happy 336 00:07:08,185 --> 00:07:10,689 in my life. 337 00:07:10,730 --> 00:07:11,731 Why are you smiling? 338 00:07:11,772 --> 00:07:12,898 Because this is exactly 339 00:07:12,940 --> 00:07:14,066 what we've trained for. 340 00:07:14,108 --> 00:07:15,652 It's a hostage situation, 341 00:07:15,694 --> 00:07:17,320 and we're gonna 342 00:07:15,694 --> 00:07:17,320 bring your boys home. 343 00:07:18,613 --> 00:07:20,948 All right, Charles, I know 344 00:07:18,613 --> 00:07:20,948 that you're freaking out 345 00:07:20,990 --> 00:07:22,325 and you think you're never 346 00:07:20,990 --> 00:07:22,325 gonna be a father, 347 00:07:22,367 --> 00:07:23,743 but don't worry; 348 00:07:22,367 --> 00:07:23,743 there's no way 349 00:07:23,784 --> 00:07:25,828 I'm gonna let Eleanor do 350 00:07:23,784 --> 00:07:25,828 anything to your precious... 351 00:07:25,870 --> 00:07:27,163 - Boyle oil? 352 00:07:25,870 --> 00:07:27,163 - Ugh, all right, I'm out. 353 00:07:27,204 --> 00:07:28,373 She can do what she wants. 354 00:07:28,415 --> 00:07:29,374 No, no, no, no, no. 355 00:07:29,416 --> 00:07:30,667 We'll just call them hostages. 356 00:07:30,709 --> 00:07:32,835 All right, fine, 357 00:07:30,709 --> 00:07:32,835 let's get to work. 358 00:07:32,877 --> 00:07:35,338 Here's what we know 359 00:07:32,877 --> 00:07:35,338 about Eleanor. 360 00:07:35,380 --> 00:07:36,423 Oh, my wedding day. 361 00:07:36,465 --> 00:07:37,840 I should've known 362 00:07:36,465 --> 00:07:37,840 it was a mistake 363 00:07:37,882 --> 00:07:39,384 when she said, "I suppose," 364 00:07:37,882 --> 00:07:39,384 instead of, "I do." 365 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:40,510 Yowch, all right. 366 00:07:40,552 --> 00:07:42,387 Hostage taker: 367 00:07:40,552 --> 00:07:42,387 Eleanor Horstweil. 368 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:44,681 42. 369 00:07:42,429 --> 00:07:44,681 bank manager. 370 00:07:44,723 --> 00:07:46,308 No priors. 371 00:07:44,723 --> 00:07:46,308 Clean bill of health. 372 00:07:46,349 --> 00:07:48,393 Current husband: 373 00:07:46,349 --> 00:07:48,393 Hercules Thikalonos. 374 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:50,520 Don't bring him into it. 375 00:07:48,435 --> 00:07:50,520 We're actually quite close. 376 00:07:50,562 --> 00:07:52,146 Noted. 377 00:07:50,562 --> 00:07:52,146 You divorced in 2010. 378 00:07:52,188 --> 00:07:53,773 She got the house, both cars, 379 00:07:53,814 --> 00:07:55,900 and 85% of your salary 380 00:07:53,814 --> 00:07:55,900 going forward. 381 00:07:55,941 --> 00:07:57,193 That's a typo, right? 382 00:07:57,234 --> 00:07:59,236 - It is not. 383 00:07:57,234 --> 00:07:59,236 - How did she get so much? 384 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:01,071 My lawyer was Hercules. 385 00:07:59,278 --> 00:08:01,071 That's how they met. 386 00:08:01,113 --> 00:08:02,574 That seems real unethical. 387 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,825 Again, lay off Hercules. 388 00:08:02,616 --> 00:08:04,825 He's quite a decent man. 389 00:08:04,867 --> 00:08:07,036 All right, look, we need 390 00:08:04,867 --> 00:08:07,036 some sort of bargaining chip. 391 00:08:07,077 --> 00:08:09,288 Is there anything you got 392 00:08:07,077 --> 00:08:09,288 in the divorce that she wanted? 393 00:08:09,331 --> 00:08:10,831 Yes... Abigail. 394 00:08:10,873 --> 00:08:11,874 I'm gonna just assume 395 00:08:11,916 --> 00:08:13,376 Abigail's something 396 00:08:11,916 --> 00:08:13,376 super weird. 397 00:08:13,418 --> 00:08:14,835 Nope. 398 00:08:13,418 --> 00:08:14,835 She was our hairdresser. 399 00:08:14,877 --> 00:08:15,836 Ah, okay. 400 00:08:15,878 --> 00:08:16,921 It was awkward for her 401 00:08:16,962 --> 00:08:18,507 to see both of us, 402 00:08:16,962 --> 00:08:18,507 so she made us choose. 403 00:08:18,548 --> 00:08:19,840 I mean, I couldn't 404 00:08:18,548 --> 00:08:19,840 get rid of her. 405 00:08:19,882 --> 00:08:22,259 She's the only stylist 406 00:08:19,882 --> 00:08:22,259 in New York that can do this. 407 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:25,347 Right, and do you think 408 00:08:22,302 --> 00:08:25,347 Eleanor still wants Abigail? 409 00:08:25,388 --> 00:08:27,139 I mean, you saw 410 00:08:25,388 --> 00:08:27,139 her hair today. 411 00:08:27,181 --> 00:08:29,809 It's all volume, no sheen. 412 00:08:30,851 --> 00:08:32,061 Okay, 413 00:08:30,851 --> 00:08:32,061 maybe we can use this. 414 00:08:32,102 --> 00:08:33,896 Time to put on 415 00:08:32,102 --> 00:08:33,896 our negotiation faces. 416 00:08:33,938 --> 00:08:36,566 Not too intimidating 417 00:08:33,938 --> 00:08:36,566 but always in control. 418 00:08:36,608 --> 00:08:37,776 How's this? 419 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,904 Oh, as if you don't know 420 00:08:39,319 --> 00:08:41,904 it's perfect. 421 00:08:43,072 --> 00:08:43,948 Hey, Sergeant. 422 00:08:43,989 --> 00:08:45,450 How are you? 423 00:08:45,492 --> 00:08:46,701 Well, my baby cries 424 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,495 at the sight of my face now, 425 00:08:46,743 --> 00:08:48,495 so that's great. 426 00:08:48,537 --> 00:08:50,287 I mean, she's a baby; 427 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,164 she could be crying 428 00:08:50,330 --> 00:08:52,164 at anything. 429 00:08:52,206 --> 00:08:53,750 Nope, she pointed 430 00:08:52,206 --> 00:08:53,750 right at my nose 431 00:08:53,792 --> 00:08:54,875 and then threw up. 432 00:08:54,917 --> 00:08:56,753 What do you want, Santiago? 433 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:58,630 I was just wondering 434 00:08:57,504 --> 00:08:58,630 if you finished 435 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,507 writing that 436 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,507 recommendation letter. 437 00:09:00,549 --> 00:09:01,882 It's due pretty soon. 438 00:09:01,924 --> 00:09:02,925 I'm working on it. 439 00:09:02,967 --> 00:09:04,093 It's taking a little while 440 00:09:04,134 --> 00:09:05,595 because it's hard 441 00:09:04,134 --> 00:09:05,595 to concentrate, 442 00:09:05,637 --> 00:09:06,763 what with all the agony. 443 00:09:06,805 --> 00:09:09,724 Okay, well, thank you 444 00:09:06,805 --> 00:09:09,724 for still doing it. 445 00:09:10,392 --> 00:09:13,102 If it helps, I brought you 446 00:09:10,392 --> 00:09:13,102 some soothing ginger tea. 447 00:09:13,143 --> 00:09:16,063 Will it repair the place 448 00:09:13,143 --> 00:09:16,063 where my nose came off my skull? 449 00:09:16,105 --> 00:09:17,189 I don't know, 450 00:09:17,231 --> 00:09:19,484 but it's supposed to have 451 00:09:17,231 --> 00:09:19,484 healing vapors. 452 00:09:19,526 --> 00:09:21,277 So try inhaling it? 453 00:09:21,319 --> 00:09:23,988 Oh, thank you. 454 00:09:25,782 --> 00:09:27,576 It burns! 455 00:09:27,617 --> 00:09:28,827 - Oh! 456 00:09:27,617 --> 00:09:28,827 - The vapors burn! 457 00:09:28,868 --> 00:09:30,829 - I'm sorry! I'll take it back! 458 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,373 Oh, God, I'm sorry! 459 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:33,373 I'll get some cold water! 460 00:09:33,415 --> 00:09:35,458 No, no, don't. 461 00:09:35,500 --> 00:09:37,836 I am petrified of you! 462 00:09:37,877 --> 00:09:39,421 All right, remember, 463 00:09:39,462 --> 00:09:40,839 this is a negotiation. 464 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,965 We can't let her know 465 00:09:40,880 --> 00:09:42,965 how badly you want this. 466 00:09:43,007 --> 00:09:44,174 Jake, what if 467 00:09:43,007 --> 00:09:44,174 she destroys the sperm? 468 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:45,968 She's not gonna 469 00:09:44,216 --> 00:09:45,968 do that, Charles, 470 00:09:46,010 --> 00:09:47,554 because then 471 00:09:46,010 --> 00:09:47,554 she'd have no leverage. 472 00:09:47,596 --> 00:09:50,473 All right, you know this; 473 00:09:47,596 --> 00:09:50,473 they never shoot the hostage. 474 00:09:50,515 --> 00:09:51,850 Hey! 475 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:54,101 Did you threaten that 476 00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:54,101 90-year-old man for me yet? 477 00:09:54,143 --> 00:09:56,186 What? 478 00:09:54,143 --> 00:09:56,186 The guy you hit was 90? 479 00:09:56,228 --> 00:09:58,398 Yeah, and you would know that 480 00:09:56,228 --> 00:09:58,398 if you had talked to him, 481 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,149 which obviously you did not, 482 00:09:58,440 --> 00:10:00,149 so good-bye! 483 00:10:00,190 --> 00:10:01,735 No, no, wait, wait, look. 484 00:10:01,776 --> 00:10:03,320 We can't help you out 485 00:10:01,776 --> 00:10:03,320 until we know that 486 00:10:03,361 --> 00:10:05,530 you actually have 487 00:10:03,361 --> 00:10:05,530 the samples. 488 00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:06,989 We need proof of life. 489 00:10:07,031 --> 00:10:08,198 I'd be happy to dump 490 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,950 one of the containers 491 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:09,950 out of the window. 492 00:10:09,992 --> 00:10:11,201 No, no, no, don't do that, 493 00:10:09,992 --> 00:10:11,201 please! 494 00:10:11,243 --> 00:10:12,829 Don't dumb my sperm on us! 495 00:10:12,871 --> 00:10:15,122 Hello, ma'am. 496 00:10:12,871 --> 00:10:15,122 Top of the morning to you. 497 00:10:15,164 --> 00:10:17,584 All right, look, 498 00:10:15,164 --> 00:10:17,584 if you let us upstairs... 499 00:10:18,710 --> 00:10:20,085 We'll give you Abigail. 500 00:10:22,505 --> 00:10:23,840 I'll buzz you in. 501 00:10:23,882 --> 00:10:25,925 And that is how 502 00:10:23,882 --> 00:10:25,925 it's done. 503 00:10:25,966 --> 00:10:27,927 Like taking candy 504 00:10:25,966 --> 00:10:27,927 from a baby. 505 00:10:27,968 --> 00:10:29,679 Why would you bring up 506 00:10:27,968 --> 00:10:29,679 babies right now? 507 00:10:29,721 --> 00:10:32,432 - It's a saying. 508 00:10:29,721 --> 00:10:32,432 - Who would do that? 509 00:10:32,474 --> 00:10:33,808 The question is, 510 00:10:32,474 --> 00:10:33,808 why would someone 511 00:10:33,850 --> 00:10:35,017 want to talk to Gina? 512 00:10:35,059 --> 00:10:36,101 That's very rude. 513 00:10:36,143 --> 00:10:37,395 It's obvious 514 00:10:36,143 --> 00:10:37,395 why the guy wants to talk 515 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:38,813 to a civilian like her; 516 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:38,813 he's stalling. 517 00:10:38,855 --> 00:10:40,064 That's also rude. 518 00:10:40,105 --> 00:10:41,816 Maybe he wants to talk 519 00:10:40,105 --> 00:10:41,816 to a normal person 520 00:10:41,858 --> 00:10:43,693 instead of two rude cops. 521 00:10:43,735 --> 00:10:45,820 Well, whatever his reason, 522 00:10:43,735 --> 00:10:45,820 we have no other choice. 523 00:10:45,862 --> 00:10:46,987 Gina take his statement. 524 00:10:47,029 --> 00:10:48,490 Yes, thank you! 525 00:10:48,531 --> 00:10:49,783 I'm gonna get this guy 526 00:10:48,531 --> 00:10:49,783 to admit 527 00:10:49,824 --> 00:10:51,241 to crimes he hasn't 528 00:10:49,824 --> 00:10:51,241 even committed. 529 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:53,453 No, that would be 530 00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:53,453 a huge problem. 531 00:10:53,495 --> 00:10:54,788 Copy that. 532 00:10:54,829 --> 00:10:56,205 We'll get you a file on him 533 00:10:54,829 --> 00:10:56,205 so you can study up. 534 00:10:56,246 --> 00:10:58,165 That won't be necessary. 535 00:10:56,246 --> 00:10:58,165 I'm gonna go with my gut. 536 00:10:58,207 --> 00:10:59,793 He asked for Gina. 537 00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:01,961 Let's give the people 538 00:10:59,834 --> 00:11:01,961 what they want. 539 00:11:06,341 --> 00:11:08,468 Steven, Steven, Steven... 540 00:11:08,510 --> 00:11:09,719 You mind if I take a seat? 541 00:11:09,761 --> 00:11:11,596 Go for it. 542 00:11:12,806 --> 00:11:13,765 Oh, boy. 543 00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,140 Look, I'm not a cop. 544 00:11:15,182 --> 00:11:16,893 I don't really like cops. 545 00:11:16,935 --> 00:11:20,062 Honestly, I think 546 00:11:16,935 --> 00:11:20,062 crime's kind of cool. 547 00:11:20,104 --> 00:11:22,440 - Okay. 548 00:11:20,104 --> 00:11:22,440 - Yeah, you get it. 549 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,233 Are we still holding out hope 550 00:11:22,482 --> 00:11:24,233 that this might work? 551 00:11:24,274 --> 00:11:25,902 I am. 552 00:11:24,274 --> 00:11:25,902 Let's give her a shot. 553 00:11:25,944 --> 00:11:28,488 I feel like you and me 554 00:11:25,944 --> 00:11:28,488 are really bonding. 555 00:11:28,530 --> 00:11:29,781 I'm ready to give you 556 00:11:28,530 --> 00:11:29,781 immunity. 557 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,574 No, you're not. 558 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:31,574 That's not happening! 559 00:11:31,616 --> 00:11:32,742 Gina, come out of there. 560 00:11:32,784 --> 00:11:33,910 Negative. 561 00:11:33,952 --> 00:11:34,869 The guy wanted to talk 562 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,454 to a real person, 563 00:11:34,911 --> 00:11:36,454 not a cop. 564 00:11:36,496 --> 00:11:37,831 That's why he asked for me. 565 00:11:37,872 --> 00:11:39,666 Actually, 566 00:11:37,872 --> 00:11:39,666 I asked for you 567 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:41,668 because we went 568 00:11:39,708 --> 00:11:41,668 to high school together. 569 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:43,293 - What? 570 00:11:41,710 --> 00:11:43,293 - Steven Henderson. 571 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,295 We had a bunch 572 00:11:43,336 --> 00:11:45,295 of classes together. 573 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:48,090 Steven Henderson... 574 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:48,090 we made out once on the bus. 575 00:11:48,132 --> 00:11:50,802 I mean... 576 00:11:48,132 --> 00:11:50,802 do you not remember me? 577 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,680 Uh... 578 00:11:55,765 --> 00:11:56,725 Eleanor. 579 00:11:56,766 --> 00:11:57,767 Jake. 580 00:11:57,809 --> 00:11:58,935 Charles. 581 00:11:58,977 --> 00:12:00,353 Okay, you just 582 00:11:58,977 --> 00:12:00,353 said your own name, bud. 583 00:12:00,395 --> 00:12:01,771 It was the only one left. 584 00:12:01,813 --> 00:12:04,983 Okay, so we have 585 00:12:01,813 --> 00:12:04,983 given you Abigail. 586 00:12:05,024 --> 00:12:06,108 Now it's time for you 587 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:07,819 to make good 588 00:12:06,150 --> 00:12:07,819 on your side of the deal, 589 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,821 and... I can't believe 590 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:09,821 I'm saying this... 591 00:12:09,863 --> 00:12:11,948 show us Charles' sperm. 592 00:12:11,990 --> 00:12:13,408 It's my sperm. 593 00:12:13,450 --> 00:12:14,617 It's in the freezer. 594 00:12:14,659 --> 00:12:16,453 I'll be right back. 595 00:12:16,494 --> 00:12:17,954 Are you sure you know 596 00:12:16,494 --> 00:12:17,954 what you're doing? 597 00:12:17,996 --> 00:12:19,831 Abigail was our 598 00:12:17,996 --> 00:12:19,831 only bargaining chip. 599 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:20,874 Don't worry. 600 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:20,874 I have a plan. 601 00:12:20,915 --> 00:12:22,333 As soon as she 602 00:12:20,915 --> 00:12:22,333 comes back in here, 603 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,752 I'm gonna grab that cup 604 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:23,752 right out of her hands 605 00:12:23,793 --> 00:12:24,753 and run like hell. 606 00:12:24,794 --> 00:12:25,754 You think that'll work? 607 00:12:25,795 --> 00:12:27,046 I don't just think it will. 608 00:12:27,087 --> 00:12:28,840 I know it might. 609 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,885 Here it is... cold and sad. 610 00:12:28,882 --> 00:12:31,885 Just like you. 611 00:12:31,926 --> 00:12:33,928 How do I know that 612 00:12:31,926 --> 00:12:33,928 that's really Charles'? 613 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:36,347 I'm gonna have to read 614 00:12:33,970 --> 00:12:36,347 the label up close. 615 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,098 If I could just take 616 00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,098 a look... 617 00:12:38,140 --> 00:12:40,685 - Go, Boyle! 618 00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,562 You really think 619 00:12:40,727 --> 00:12:42,562 I'm that stupid? 620 00:12:42,604 --> 00:12:47,066 It's called a dummy cup, 621 00:12:42,604 --> 00:12:47,066 dummies. 622 00:12:47,107 --> 00:12:48,902 Damn it. 623 00:12:47,107 --> 00:12:48,902 She's right; it's empty. 624 00:12:48,943 --> 00:12:50,653 - Oh... 625 00:12:48,943 --> 00:12:50,653 - I'm actually kind of relieved. 626 00:12:50,695 --> 00:12:51,988 I did not want to see that. 627 00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:53,865 You two are messing with 628 00:12:52,030 --> 00:12:53,865 the wrong woman. 629 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,909 And now 630 00:12:53,907 --> 00:12:55,909 you're gonna pay for it. 631 00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:57,410 - Wait, wait! 632 00:12:55,950 --> 00:12:57,410 - Eleanor, Eleanor! 633 00:12:57,452 --> 00:12:59,829 There are 634 00:12:57,452 --> 00:12:59,829 two real containers. 635 00:12:59,871 --> 00:13:01,581 One is in a safe location, 636 00:13:01,623 --> 00:13:04,000 and this is the other one. 637 00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:08,046 Or rather, 638 00:13:04,042 --> 00:13:08,046 it was the other one. 639 00:13:09,088 --> 00:13:10,048 No! 640 00:13:12,300 --> 00:13:13,885 She shot a hostage. 641 00:13:16,846 --> 00:13:18,765 Charles, what are you doing? 642 00:13:18,807 --> 00:13:20,850 I'm sorry, but I don't 643 00:13:18,807 --> 00:13:20,850 have a choice, Jake. 644 00:13:20,892 --> 00:13:22,018 I'm gonna go bully 645 00:13:20,892 --> 00:13:22,018 an old priest 646 00:13:22,060 --> 00:13:23,937 so I can get my sperms back. 647 00:13:23,978 --> 00:13:24,896 He's a priest? 648 00:13:24,938 --> 00:13:26,314 Yeah, I looked him up. 649 00:13:26,356 --> 00:13:29,067 He's a priest, 650 00:13:26,356 --> 00:13:29,067 a 90-year-old priest. 651 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,902 But don't worry. 652 00:13:29,108 --> 00:13:30,902 I'm not gonna hurt him. 653 00:13:30,944 --> 00:13:33,071 I'm just gonna casually yawn... 654 00:13:34,656 --> 00:13:36,950 Thereby exposing 655 00:13:34,656 --> 00:13:36,950 my gun and badge. 656 00:13:36,991 --> 00:13:39,201 Listen, you can't do this, 657 00:13:36,991 --> 00:13:39,201 Charles; it's illegal. 658 00:13:39,243 --> 00:13:40,202 I have to. 659 00:13:40,244 --> 00:13:41,203 You saw what Eleanor did 660 00:13:41,245 --> 00:13:42,330 to millions of my babies. 661 00:13:42,372 --> 00:13:43,706 I heard them scream! 662 00:13:43,748 --> 00:13:44,749 That was you. 663 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,918 I am them, 664 00:13:44,791 --> 00:13:46,918 and they are me. 665 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,128 You could go to prison, 666 00:13:46,960 --> 00:13:49,128 okay? 667 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,923 You're right. 668 00:13:50,463 --> 00:13:51,923 You're right. 669 00:13:51,965 --> 00:13:53,550 What am I thinking? 670 00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:55,718 Thank you 671 00:13:53,591 --> 00:13:55,718 for looking out for me... 672 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,303 - Yeah. 673 00:13:55,760 --> 00:13:57,303 - Friend. 674 00:13:58,346 --> 00:13:59,597 No! 675 00:13:58,346 --> 00:13:59,597 What... 676 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:00,807 oh, Charles, 677 00:13:59,639 --> 00:14:00,807 what are you doing? 678 00:14:00,849 --> 00:14:03,183 No, no, no, no, no! 679 00:14:00,849 --> 00:14:03,183 Not the keys, no! 680 00:14:03,225 --> 00:14:04,978 Oh, I should've known. 681 00:14:05,019 --> 00:14:06,729 You're a hugger, 682 00:14:05,019 --> 00:14:06,729 not a shaker. 683 00:14:06,771 --> 00:14:08,481 It was the most painful thing 684 00:14:06,771 --> 00:14:08,481 I've ever done, 685 00:14:08,523 --> 00:14:10,984 and I've taken three of my 686 00:14:08,523 --> 00:14:10,984 grandparents off life support. 687 00:14:11,025 --> 00:14:12,861 How are you 688 00:14:11,025 --> 00:14:12,861 always in charge of that? 689 00:14:12,902 --> 00:14:15,113 Wait, Charles, 690 00:14:12,902 --> 00:14:15,113 do not get in that car! 691 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,364 - He's getting in the car. 692 00:14:15,154 --> 00:14:16,364 - Sorry. 693 00:14:16,406 --> 00:14:17,657 Don't you drive away! 694 00:14:17,699 --> 00:14:18,908 He's driving away. 695 00:14:18,950 --> 00:14:21,201 Charles! 696 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,706 I just got 697 00:14:22,495 --> 00:14:24,706 an email from SAM- 698 00:14:24,747 --> 00:14:26,708 Rejected? 699 00:14:26,749 --> 00:14:28,543 I've never been rejected 700 00:14:26,749 --> 00:14:28,543 from anything. 701 00:14:28,585 --> 00:14:29,627 Me neither. 702 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,046 Oops, did you say 703 00:14:29,669 --> 00:14:32,046 rejected or ejected? 704 00:14:32,088 --> 00:14:33,339 I've been rejected a lot. 705 00:14:33,381 --> 00:14:34,716 I don't understand. 706 00:14:34,757 --> 00:14:36,759 My application was so good. 707 00:14:36,801 --> 00:14:39,095 You know what? 708 00:14:36,801 --> 00:14:39,095 I've also been ejected. 709 00:14:39,137 --> 00:14:41,263 Flume ride, Topeka, Kansas. 710 00:14:41,306 --> 00:14:42,432 How did this happen? 711 00:14:42,473 --> 00:14:44,475 Just forgot 712 00:14:42,473 --> 00:14:44,475 to put on the belt. 713 00:14:44,517 --> 00:14:45,685 Jeffords. 714 00:14:45,727 --> 00:14:46,936 Good talk, Ames. 715 00:14:50,982 --> 00:14:52,483 You wrote me 716 00:14:50,982 --> 00:14:52,483 a bad recommendation. 717 00:14:52,525 --> 00:14:53,776 How could you? 718 00:14:53,818 --> 00:14:55,987 - Excuse me? 719 00:14:53,818 --> 00:14:55,987 - It's the only explanation! 720 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,614 You're mad that 721 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:57,614 I broke your face 722 00:14:57,655 --> 00:14:58,990 and I burned 723 00:14:57,655 --> 00:14:58,990 your whole body. 724 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:00,992 Well, grow up! 725 00:15:01,034 --> 00:15:03,285 Grow up? 726 00:15:03,328 --> 00:15:05,622 I have a Roth IRA! 727 00:15:05,663 --> 00:15:07,832 I eat wheat toast! 728 00:15:05,663 --> 00:15:07,832 You grow up! 729 00:15:07,874 --> 00:15:09,167 You know what? 730 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,920 Here's the letter 731 00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:11,920 that I sent. 732 00:15:11,961 --> 00:15:14,505 "Amy Santiago is one 733 00:15:11,961 --> 00:15:14,505 of the finest detectives 734 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:18,343 in my precinct... 735 00:15:14,547 --> 00:15:18,343 nay, the entire NYPD." 736 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,803 Yeah, I even 737 00:15:18,384 --> 00:15:20,803 used the word "nay." 738 00:15:20,845 --> 00:15:26,809 The idea that you would 739 00:15:20,845 --> 00:15:26,809 question my integrity is so... 740 00:15:26,851 --> 00:15:30,188 Uh-oh, I got to sneeze. 741 00:15:26,851 --> 00:15:30,188 This is gonna hurt! 742 00:15:30,229 --> 00:15:31,940 Oh, oh, God. 743 00:15:35,234 --> 00:15:36,903 Oh, Hitchcock, thank God! 744 00:15:36,945 --> 00:15:38,488 Handcuffed yourself 745 00:15:36,945 --> 00:15:38,488 to a car? 746 00:15:38,529 --> 00:15:39,530 Been there. 747 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,199 What? 748 00:15:39,572 --> 00:15:41,199 No, Charles did this. 749 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,077 Here, quick, 750 00:15:41,240 --> 00:15:44,077 hand me those keys. 751 00:15:44,118 --> 00:15:45,285 Here we go. 752 00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:46,663 What will you 753 00:15:45,328 --> 00:15:46,663 give me for them? 754 00:15:46,704 --> 00:15:48,665 Seriously? 755 00:15:46,704 --> 00:15:48,665 What do you want? 756 00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:50,708 A dollar for a soda; 757 00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:50,708 mine are all wet. 758 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,292 Yes, obviously, 759 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:52,292 I'll give you that! 760 00:15:52,335 --> 00:15:53,293 Bam! 761 00:15:53,336 --> 00:15:56,047 A soda only costs 75c, 762 00:15:53,336 --> 00:15:56,047 you fool. 763 00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:58,257 See you later, sucker! 764 00:15:58,298 --> 00:16:00,134 Didn't even give him 765 00:15:58,298 --> 00:16:00,134 the dollar. 766 00:16:01,052 --> 00:16:02,679 I know it seems 767 00:16:01,052 --> 00:16:02,679 like I blew it, 768 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,764 but you got to give me 769 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:04,764 another crack at him. 770 00:16:04,806 --> 00:16:07,225 Now that I'm aware 771 00:16:04,806 --> 00:16:07,225 of our fascinating past, 772 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,851 I have all the ammo 773 00:16:07,266 --> 00:16:08,851 that I need. 774 00:16:08,893 --> 00:16:10,186 Perhaps you would've 775 00:16:08,893 --> 00:16:10,186 had that ammo 776 00:16:10,228 --> 00:16:12,063 if you had read the file 777 00:16:10,228 --> 00:16:12,063 Diaz offered you. 778 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,565 No doubt. No doubt. 779 00:16:12,105 --> 00:16:14,565 Gina culpa. 780 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,068 Okay, you get 781 00:16:14,607 --> 00:16:17,068 one more chance. 782 00:16:17,110 --> 00:16:19,195 I will not let you down. 783 00:16:19,237 --> 00:16:24,200 Steven, Steven, Steven, 784 00:16:19,237 --> 00:16:24,200 I have one question. 785 00:16:24,242 --> 00:16:25,868 Who on the basketball team 786 00:16:24,242 --> 00:16:25,868 was into me? 787 00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:27,078 I want names. 788 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,371 What? 789 00:16:28,413 --> 00:16:30,206 We don't have time 790 00:16:28,413 --> 00:16:30,206 to play games, Steven. 791 00:16:30,248 --> 00:16:31,165 That's it. 792 00:16:30,248 --> 00:16:31,165 I'm pulling her. 793 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,126 No, no, 794 00:16:31,207 --> 00:16:33,126 let her keep going. 795 00:16:33,167 --> 00:16:34,711 Question two... 796 00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:37,088 Who on the lacrosse team 797 00:16:34,752 --> 00:16:37,088 is into me, 798 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,632 and which one them 799 00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:39,632 aged the best? 800 00:16:43,761 --> 00:16:46,597 In 4,000 feet, 801 00:16:43,761 --> 00:16:46,597 stay straight. 802 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,474 You interrupted 803 00:16:46,639 --> 00:16:48,474 the song for that? 804 00:16:51,936 --> 00:16:52,895 Hello. 805 00:16:52,937 --> 00:16:55,106 Father, I understand 806 00:16:55,148 --> 00:16:56,482 you were recently involved 807 00:16:56,524 --> 00:16:57,859 in an automobile accident 808 00:16:57,900 --> 00:16:59,652 with an Eleanor Horstweil. 809 00:16:59,694 --> 00:17:04,157 Oh, yes, uh, 810 00:16:59,694 --> 00:17:04,157 she came up onto the sidewalk 811 00:17:04,198 --> 00:17:06,451 and fractured my hip. 812 00:17:06,492 --> 00:17:07,785 You were a pedestrian? 813 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,955 Are you technically 814 00:17:07,827 --> 00:17:10,955 a pedestrian 815 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,290 if you're sitting 816 00:17:10,997 --> 00:17:12,290 on a bench? 817 00:17:12,332 --> 00:17:14,042 Sitting on a bench... 818 00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,585 Well, okay, 819 00:17:14,083 --> 00:17:15,585 I don't want to tell you 820 00:17:15,626 --> 00:17:18,087 to drop your suit 821 00:17:15,626 --> 00:17:18,087 against her, 822 00:17:18,129 --> 00:17:23,259 but I sure am getting sleepy. 823 00:17:23,885 --> 00:17:25,178 Excuse me? 824 00:17:25,720 --> 00:17:28,014 Yawns a-coming. 825 00:17:30,016 --> 00:17:31,184 I got you. 826 00:17:32,143 --> 00:17:33,102 Hi there. 827 00:17:32,143 --> 00:17:33,102 I'm Jake. 828 00:17:33,144 --> 00:17:34,270 This is my best friend, 829 00:17:33,144 --> 00:17:34,270 Charles. 830 00:17:34,313 --> 00:17:35,772 He's trying to have a baby. 831 00:17:34,313 --> 00:17:35,772 You get it. 832 00:17:35,813 --> 00:17:37,482 Now, come here, you. 833 00:17:42,070 --> 00:17:44,030 Charles, I know you're mad, 834 00:17:44,072 --> 00:17:45,324 but you have to talk to me. 835 00:17:45,406 --> 00:17:46,824 It's funny how 836 00:17:45,406 --> 00:17:46,824 getting tased in the back 837 00:17:46,866 --> 00:17:48,534 can break your heart 838 00:17:48,576 --> 00:17:50,078 and also 839 00:17:48,576 --> 00:17:50,078 really hurt your back. 840 00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:51,454 I'm sorry. 841 00:17:51,496 --> 00:17:53,081 I really wanted to be a papa, 842 00:17:53,122 --> 00:17:54,165 and you ruined it. 843 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:55,416 You pop-blocked me. 844 00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,710 I know, but I couldn't 845 00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,710 let you break the law. 846 00:17:57,752 --> 00:18:00,254 And I won't let Eleanor 847 00:17:57,752 --> 00:18:00,254 turn you into a bad person. 848 00:18:00,296 --> 00:18:01,714 What other choice do I have? 849 00:18:01,756 --> 00:18:04,301 There's always 850 00:18:01,756 --> 00:18:04,301 a choice, Charles 851 00:18:04,343 --> 00:18:06,928 And by the way, 852 00:18:04,343 --> 00:18:06,928 DNA is not the only thing 853 00:18:06,969 --> 00:18:08,638 that makes somebody 854 00:18:06,969 --> 00:18:08,638 into a father. 855 00:18:08,679 --> 00:18:10,473 I mean, not that 856 00:18:08,679 --> 00:18:10,473 it's any of my business, 857 00:18:10,515 --> 00:18:13,267 but I have biological father, 858 00:18:10,515 --> 00:18:13,267 and he's a nightmare. 859 00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:14,435 He never played catch 860 00:18:13,310 --> 00:18:14,435 with me. 861 00:18:14,477 --> 00:18:15,978 He never taught me 862 00:18:14,477 --> 00:18:15,978 how to ride a bike. 863 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,939 I had to learn how to shave 864 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,939 from watching "Home Alone." 865 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:19,732 Makes sense; it's like 866 00:18:17,980 --> 00:18:19,732 "Die Hard" for kids. 867 00:18:19,774 --> 00:18:21,901 Plus, is this how 868 00:18:19,774 --> 00:18:21,901 you really want it to go? 869 00:18:21,943 --> 00:18:24,946 Eleanor controlling your life, 870 00:18:21,943 --> 00:18:24,946 ruining your career? 871 00:18:24,987 --> 00:18:26,114 So what do I do? 872 00:18:26,155 --> 00:18:27,740 Honestly, I don't know. 873 00:18:27,782 --> 00:18:29,867 But I do know that 874 00:18:27,782 --> 00:18:29,867 you're gonna be a great dad 875 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,452 with or without your... 876 00:18:31,494 --> 00:18:33,830 - Boyle oil. 877 00:18:31,494 --> 00:18:33,830 - Nope, not gonna say it. 878 00:18:33,871 --> 00:18:35,289 But you will. 879 00:18:35,332 --> 00:18:38,126 There's still time left 880 00:18:35,332 --> 00:18:38,126 on Eleanor's deadline. 881 00:18:38,167 --> 00:18:39,710 I'm gonna unlock this door. 882 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:41,462 You do what you got to do. 883 00:18:46,008 --> 00:18:47,468 That seems like a bad sign. 884 00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:49,304 Hey, Santiago, 885 00:18:49,346 --> 00:18:50,972 you know why you didn't 886 00:18:49,346 --> 00:18:50,972 get into SAM-SAM? 887 00:18:51,013 --> 00:18:52,223 Probably because I used 888 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,891 a modern format 889 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,891 on my cover letter 890 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,477 that put my email above 891 00:18:53,933 --> 00:18:56,477 my home address. 892 00:18:56,519 --> 00:18:58,187 Why take such a risk? 893 00:18:58,229 --> 00:19:00,399 No, I sent 894 00:18:58,229 --> 00:19:00,399 the recommendation letter 895 00:19:00,440 --> 00:19:01,941 to the wrong place. 896 00:19:01,983 --> 00:19:03,067 I thought you were applying 897 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,652 to be a mentor, 898 00:19:03,109 --> 00:19:04,652 not a mentee. 899 00:19:04,694 --> 00:19:07,322 You thought I wanted 900 00:19:04,694 --> 00:19:07,322 to be a SAM, not a SAM? 901 00:19:07,364 --> 00:19:08,573 Are you insane? 902 00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:09,866 Well, 903 00:19:08,614 --> 00:19:09,866 you should be a SAM. 904 00:19:09,907 --> 00:19:11,576 No, I should be a SAM. 905 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,453 We got to start saying 906 00:19:11,617 --> 00:19:13,453 something other than SAM 907 00:19:13,494 --> 00:19:15,621 because we are barreling 908 00:19:13,494 --> 00:19:15,621 toward a misunderstanding. 909 00:19:15,663 --> 00:19:18,749 Amy, you are ready 910 00:19:15,663 --> 00:19:18,749 to be teaching others. 911 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,378 I made a call; 912 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:21,378 you're going to be a mentor. 913 00:19:21,420 --> 00:19:23,754 Oh, my God... 914 00:19:23,796 --> 00:19:25,465 Sergeant, I'm so sorry 915 00:19:25,506 --> 00:19:26,883 for ever questioning 916 00:19:25,506 --> 00:19:26,883 your integrity. 917 00:19:26,924 --> 00:19:27,884 Thank you so much... 918 00:19:27,925 --> 00:19:29,177 No, no, no, stand back. 919 00:19:29,218 --> 00:19:31,262 Look, I'm still 920 00:19:29,218 --> 00:19:31,262 very scared of you. 921 00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:33,931 Good news. 922 00:19:31,305 --> 00:19:33,931 I got Steven to talk. 923 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,475 Diaz, fantastic. 924 00:19:33,973 --> 00:19:35,475 How did you do it? 925 00:19:35,516 --> 00:19:38,395 Did you finally show him 926 00:19:35,516 --> 00:19:38,395 the municipal court website 927 00:19:38,437 --> 00:19:40,104 and the pulldown menus 928 00:19:38,437 --> 00:19:40,104 you can't click on? 929 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,648 No, I found something 930 00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,648 we bonded over. 931 00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:44,567 She didn't even 932 00:19:42,690 --> 00:19:44,567 know who I was. 933 00:19:44,609 --> 00:19:46,320 And we were good friends. 934 00:19:46,361 --> 00:19:48,322 On more than one occasion, 935 00:19:46,361 --> 00:19:48,322 she's called me Gina. 936 00:19:48,363 --> 00:19:49,906 That's her own name. 937 00:19:49,947 --> 00:19:51,115 No, she didn't. 938 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,284 We complained about 939 00:19:51,157 --> 00:19:53,284 Gina for an hour, 940 00:19:53,327 --> 00:19:54,994 and then he opened up... 941 00:19:53,327 --> 00:19:54,994 gave me the name 942 00:19:55,036 --> 00:19:56,579 of the guy he works for. 943 00:19:56,621 --> 00:20:00,958 I have never been so 944 00:19:56,621 --> 00:20:00,958 insulted in my entire life. 945 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,044 I'm not gonna work cases 946 00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:03,044 for you guys anymore. 947 00:20:03,085 --> 00:20:04,795 We were never 948 00:20:03,085 --> 00:20:04,795 going to ask you to. 949 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,175 You just lost 950 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,175 your best detective. 951 00:20:13,305 --> 00:20:15,432 Charles, thank God. 952 00:20:13,305 --> 00:20:15,432 What happened? 953 00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:16,849 - I did it. 954 00:20:15,474 --> 00:20:16,849 - Did what? 955 00:20:16,891 --> 00:20:18,893 I'm freaking out over here; 956 00:20:16,891 --> 00:20:18,893 you stormed off. 957 00:20:18,935 --> 00:20:20,686 Yeah, because 958 00:20:18,935 --> 00:20:20,686 I was inspired by you. 959 00:20:20,728 --> 00:20:23,064 I ran all the way to 960 00:20:20,728 --> 00:20:23,064 Eleanor's house to tell her off. 961 00:20:23,105 --> 00:20:24,273 What do you want, Chunk? 962 00:20:24,316 --> 00:20:26,943 To let you know 963 00:20:24,316 --> 00:20:26,943 you can keep my sperm. 964 00:20:26,984 --> 00:20:28,277 I don't need it. 965 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,489 I'm in love 966 00:20:28,320 --> 00:20:30,489 and I'm going to be a dad, 967 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,657 and there's nothing 968 00:20:30,530 --> 00:20:32,657 you could do to stop me. 969 00:20:32,698 --> 00:20:34,033 So good-bye forever. 970 00:20:34,075 --> 00:20:35,410 Oh, and one more thing... 971 00:20:35,452 --> 00:20:37,537 tell Hercules I'll see him 972 00:20:35,452 --> 00:20:37,537 at spin class on Sunday. 973 00:20:37,578 --> 00:20:38,829 Now good-bye! 974 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,164 - How do you guys feel? 975 00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,164 - Great. 976 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,916 We were looking at 977 00:20:40,206 --> 00:20:41,916 possible donors on the way over. 978 00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:44,544 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 979 00:20:41,958 --> 00:20:44,544 Check out this guy. 980 00:20:44,585 --> 00:20:45,920 I like him; he want to Yale. 981 00:20:45,962 --> 00:20:47,880 Oh, wait, that says 982 00:20:45,962 --> 00:20:47,880 "Yeal University." 983 00:20:47,922 --> 00:20:48,839 Swipe him off. 984 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,509 This is fun... 985 00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,509 oh, that's weird. 986 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,842 That guy kind of looks 987 00:20:50,550 --> 00:20:51,842 like my dad. 988 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,844 Wait a minute. 989 00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,844 That is my dad. 990 00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:55,263 You cannot use his sperm. 991 00:20:55,305 --> 00:20:56,515 You cannot use his sperm. 992 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:57,932 My son would be your brother! 993 00:20:59,976 --> 00:21:01,102 Not a doctor, shh.