1 00:00:03,973 --> 00:00:05,391 Morning, everyone. 2 00:00:05,433 --> 00:00:06,809 Morning, sir. 3 00:00:06,851 --> 00:00:08,185 Hey, look. 4 00:00:08,227 --> 00:00:10,187 We're food stain buds. 5 00:00:10,229 --> 00:00:11,939 Who are you wearing? 6 00:00:10,229 --> 00:00:11,939 Porridge? 7 00:00:11,981 --> 00:00:13,691 Um, 8 00:00:13,733 --> 00:00:15,860 oatmeal. 9 00:00:15,901 --> 00:00:16,986 Hmm. 10 00:00:17,027 --> 00:00:18,654 Oh, my God. 11 00:00:18,696 --> 00:00:19,822 He didn't even wipe it off. 12 00:00:19,864 --> 00:00:21,490 He's totally given up 13 00:00:19,864 --> 00:00:21,490 on life. 14 00:00:21,532 --> 00:00:22,908 It's loneliness. 15 00:00:22,950 --> 00:00:24,910 Ever since Kevin left 16 00:00:22,950 --> 00:00:24,910 for his sabbatical in Paris, 17 00:00:24,952 --> 00:00:26,328 he hasn't been the same. 18 00:00:26,370 --> 00:00:27,997 I tried to get him 19 00:00:26,370 --> 00:00:27,997 out of the house. 20 00:00:28,038 --> 00:00:30,332 I invited him to bar trivia, 21 00:00:28,038 --> 00:00:30,332 but he turned me down, 22 00:00:30,374 --> 00:00:32,501 not that Trivia Newton John 23 00:00:30,374 --> 00:00:32,501 needed the help. 24 00:00:32,543 --> 00:00:33,878 We're nationally ranked. 25 00:00:32,543 --> 00:00:33,878 It's no big deal. 26 00:00:33,919 --> 00:00:35,296 You're right, it's not. 27 00:00:35,337 --> 00:00:36,964 Well, aren't you all 28 00:00:35,337 --> 00:00:36,964 just a bunch 29 00:00:37,006 --> 00:00:39,049 of big-hearted dum-dums. 30 00:00:39,091 --> 00:00:40,926 You want to make him feel 31 00:00:39,091 --> 00:00:40,926 less lonely? 32 00:00:40,968 --> 00:00:42,470 This is how you do it. 33 00:00:42,511 --> 00:00:44,764 - A case file? 34 00:00:42,511 --> 00:00:44,764 - Yeah, dude loves work. 35 00:00:44,805 --> 00:00:46,515 I thought all your 36 00:00:44,805 --> 00:00:46,515 cases were closed. 37 00:00:46,557 --> 00:00:47,933 You were bragging about it 38 00:00:46,557 --> 00:00:47,933 so much last night, 39 00:00:47,975 --> 00:00:49,560 I couldn't hear the end 40 00:00:47,975 --> 00:00:49,560 of the neighbors' fight. 41 00:00:49,602 --> 00:00:50,978 It ended in sex. 42 00:00:49,602 --> 00:00:50,978 It always does. 43 00:00:51,020 --> 00:00:52,062 It didn't make me horny. 44 00:00:52,104 --> 00:00:54,190 It's a cold case 45 00:00:52,104 --> 00:00:54,190 from my first year 46 00:00:54,231 --> 00:00:55,191 as a detective. 47 00:00:55,232 --> 00:00:56,609 Is it active again? 48 00:00:56,650 --> 00:00:57,902 No, but Holt doesn't 49 00:00:56,650 --> 00:00:57,902 have to know that. 50 00:00:57,943 --> 00:00:59,361 So you're gonna lie to him? 51 00:00:59,403 --> 00:01:01,947 No, I'm going to make him 52 00:00:59,403 --> 00:01:01,947 forget about his sadness 53 00:01:01,989 --> 00:01:04,241 through the power of... 54 00:01:04,283 --> 00:01:05,618 distraction! 55 00:01:08,871 --> 00:01:09,914 He's gone. 56 00:01:30,184 --> 00:01:32,353 Ah, hola, mi capitan. 57 00:01:32,394 --> 00:01:34,355 Why am I speaking Italian, 58 00:01:32,394 --> 00:01:34,355 you might ask? 59 00:01:34,396 --> 00:01:35,439 That was Spanish. 60 00:01:35,481 --> 00:01:37,066 Yeah, there are too many 61 00:01:35,481 --> 00:01:37,066 languages. 62 00:01:37,107 --> 00:01:39,276 An old case of mine 63 00:01:37,107 --> 00:01:39,276 is starting to heat up, 64 00:01:39,318 --> 00:01:43,280 and I'd like your old help 65 00:01:39,318 --> 00:01:43,280 to help me solve it, senor? 66 00:01:43,322 --> 00:01:45,324 - Still Spanish. 67 00:01:43,322 --> 00:01:45,324 - Right. 68 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:47,993 Joey Garibaldi was a mafia 69 00:01:45,366 --> 00:01:47,993 lieutenant. 70 00:01:48,035 --> 00:01:50,037 About eight years ago, 71 00:01:48,035 --> 00:01:50,037 I was closing in on him 72 00:01:50,079 --> 00:01:51,163 when he disappeared. 73 00:01:51,205 --> 00:01:54,083 But now I'm hearing chatter 74 00:01:51,205 --> 00:01:54,083 on the street 75 00:01:54,124 --> 00:01:55,918 that he's back in town. 76 00:01:55,960 --> 00:01:58,170 Will you help me? 77 00:01:58,212 --> 00:02:01,006 Hmm, sounds interesting. 78 00:01:58,212 --> 00:02:01,006 Count me in. 79 00:02:01,048 --> 00:02:02,842 Yes! 80 00:02:01,048 --> 00:02:02,842 Thank you very much, sir. 81 00:02:02,883 --> 00:02:05,344 Uh, good-a bye-a. 82 00:02:05,386 --> 00:02:06,595 Italian. 83 00:02:08,138 --> 00:02:09,808 Ooh, standardized tests? 84 00:02:09,849 --> 00:02:11,350 I have a great trick. 85 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:13,143 Fill in all the bubbles 86 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:13,143 with Wite-Out, 87 00:02:13,185 --> 00:02:16,397 jams the machine, 88 00:02:13,185 --> 00:02:16,397 everyone passes. 89 00:02:16,438 --> 00:02:18,899 These are practice 90 00:02:16,438 --> 00:02:18,899 for the lieutenant's exam. 91 00:02:18,941 --> 00:02:20,192 They're kicking my butt. 92 00:02:20,234 --> 00:02:22,027 I can't get better 93 00:02:20,234 --> 00:02:22,027 than 70%. 94 00:02:22,069 --> 00:02:23,822 C-minus, 95 00:02:22,069 --> 00:02:23,822 the perfect grade... 96 00:02:23,863 --> 00:02:25,865 you pass, 97 00:02:23,863 --> 00:02:25,865 but you're still hot. 98 00:02:25,906 --> 00:02:30,160 Captain Holt gave me his test 99 00:02:25,906 --> 00:02:30,160 to help me study. 100 00:02:30,202 --> 00:02:32,329 Look at what the grader 101 00:02:30,202 --> 00:02:32,329 wrote on his essay. 102 00:02:32,371 --> 00:02:33,873 "Thank you for writing this. 103 00:02:33,914 --> 00:02:36,041 Reading it made me 104 00:02:33,914 --> 00:02:36,041 a better man." 105 00:02:36,083 --> 00:02:38,002 I'll never be as good a leader 106 00:02:36,083 --> 00:02:38,002 as Holt. 107 00:02:38,043 --> 00:02:40,797 You need to stop 108 00:02:38,043 --> 00:02:40,797 focusing on tests. 109 00:02:40,839 --> 00:02:44,174 There's more to life than scores 110 00:02:40,839 --> 00:02:44,174 and book learning, okay? 111 00:02:44,216 --> 00:02:46,677 Look at me, I've had no 112 00:02:44,216 --> 00:02:46,677 official dance training. 113 00:02:46,720 --> 00:02:50,222 Yet here I stand... 114 00:02:50,264 --> 00:02:51,557 a miracle of movement. 115 00:02:56,604 --> 00:02:58,063 Hey, you guys seen Boyle? 116 00:02:58,105 --> 00:03:01,442 Yep, he's in a little ball 117 00:02:58,105 --> 00:03:01,442 under his desk. 118 00:03:01,483 --> 00:03:03,360 Oh, no. 119 00:03:03,402 --> 00:03:04,779 Did you watch "Grimm" 120 00:03:03,402 --> 00:03:04,779 again last night? 121 00:03:04,821 --> 00:03:06,196 You know it gives you 122 00:03:04,821 --> 00:03:06,196 nightmares. 123 00:03:06,238 --> 00:03:07,281 I'm sad. 124 00:03:07,323 --> 00:03:09,116 Jason died this morning. 125 00:03:09,158 --> 00:03:10,242 I'm sorry. 126 00:03:09,158 --> 00:03:10,242 That's terrible. 127 00:03:10,284 --> 00:03:11,493 Is he a friend of yours? 128 00:03:11,535 --> 00:03:12,746 He was my dog. 129 00:03:12,787 --> 00:03:13,996 Oh, okay, 130 00:03:12,787 --> 00:03:13,996 so no big deal then. 131 00:03:14,038 --> 00:03:15,289 No, it is to me. 132 00:03:15,331 --> 00:03:18,125 But don't worry, 133 00:03:18,167 --> 00:03:20,169 I'll find a way 134 00:03:18,167 --> 00:03:20,169 to power through. 135 00:03:23,339 --> 00:03:24,298 Oh, God. 136 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:26,008 This is how Jason 137 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:26,008 saw the world. 138 00:03:26,050 --> 00:03:27,676 Wait, was this your dog 139 00:03:26,050 --> 00:03:27,676 that humped everything? 140 00:03:27,718 --> 00:03:29,053 Yeah, that's how he died. 141 00:03:29,094 --> 00:03:31,096 He was going to town 142 00:03:29,094 --> 00:03:31,096 on one of my snow boots, 143 00:03:31,138 --> 00:03:33,223 and his little heart 144 00:03:31,138 --> 00:03:33,223 just gave out. 145 00:03:33,265 --> 00:03:35,142 - He didn't even finish. 146 00:03:33,265 --> 00:03:35,142 - Gross. 147 00:03:35,184 --> 00:03:38,145 Anyway, we have to work 148 00:03:35,184 --> 00:03:38,145 a stream of B&E's on 4th Street. 149 00:03:38,187 --> 00:03:39,229 It's time for you to move on. 150 00:03:39,271 --> 00:03:40,314 It's what Jackson 151 00:03:39,271 --> 00:03:40,314 would've wanted. 152 00:03:40,356 --> 00:03:42,274 - Jason! 153 00:03:40,356 --> 00:03:42,274 - Whatever, little buddy. 154 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:46,153 Captain, thank you 155 00:03:43,484 --> 00:03:46,153 for meeting me. 156 00:03:46,195 --> 00:03:47,613 Sorry to make you work 157 00:03:46,195 --> 00:03:47,613 on a Saturday. 158 00:03:47,655 --> 00:03:48,865 No, nonsense, I was free. 159 00:03:48,907 --> 00:03:49,990 Kevin is still in Paris. 160 00:03:50,032 --> 00:03:51,075 Is he? 161 00:03:51,116 --> 00:03:52,911 Wow, I totally forgot 162 00:03:51,116 --> 00:03:52,911 about that. 163 00:03:52,952 --> 00:03:55,120 Any-hoops, this is all 164 00:03:52,952 --> 00:03:55,120 the stuff that we got 165 00:03:55,162 --> 00:03:57,373 from Garibaldi's apartment 166 00:03:55,162 --> 00:03:57,373 after he disappeared. 167 00:03:57,414 --> 00:03:59,208 Tell me what you see. 168 00:03:59,249 --> 00:04:01,585 This man is in every 169 00:03:59,249 --> 00:04:01,585 photograph. 170 00:04:01,627 --> 00:04:03,003 Nick DiTullio. 171 00:04:03,045 --> 00:04:04,380 I actually brought him in 172 00:04:03,045 --> 00:04:04,380 eight years ago, 173 00:04:04,421 --> 00:04:05,631 but he refused to talk. 174 00:04:05,673 --> 00:04:07,341 Of course, you know the saying, 175 00:04:07,383 --> 00:04:10,094 "time shall open up the mouth 176 00:04:07,383 --> 00:04:10,094 of every man 177 00:04:10,135 --> 00:04:11,512 to the truth of his neighbor." 178 00:04:11,553 --> 00:04:13,222 All right, it's a real saying. 179 00:04:11,553 --> 00:04:13,222 Let's not dwell on it. 180 00:04:13,263 --> 00:04:14,515 The point is, he's definitely 181 00:04:13,263 --> 00:04:14,515 gonna tell us 182 00:04:14,556 --> 00:04:15,767 where Garibaldi is. 183 00:04:15,809 --> 00:04:17,894 I don't know where 184 00:04:15,809 --> 00:04:17,894 Garibaldi is, all right? 185 00:04:17,936 --> 00:04:19,186 It's not like we were close. 186 00:04:19,228 --> 00:04:20,688 I was just his trainer 187 00:04:19,228 --> 00:04:20,688 at the gym. 188 00:04:20,730 --> 00:04:22,356 Then why were you always 189 00:04:20,730 --> 00:04:22,356 going out to dinner with him? 190 00:04:22,398 --> 00:04:25,317 - Was he doing reps of linguine? 191 00:04:22,398 --> 00:04:25,317 - Noice. 192 00:04:25,359 --> 00:04:27,569 Look, you don't say no 193 00:04:25,359 --> 00:04:27,569 to Garibaldi, all right? 194 00:04:27,611 --> 00:04:29,446 That's why I always let him 195 00:04:27,611 --> 00:04:29,446 work his chest and his abs 196 00:04:29,488 --> 00:04:30,447 and never his legs. 197 00:04:30,489 --> 00:04:31,407 Yeah, the key is balance. 198 00:04:31,448 --> 00:04:33,283 That's why I never 199 00:04:31,448 --> 00:04:33,283 work any of it. 200 00:04:33,325 --> 00:04:34,660 Unless you guys are gonna 201 00:04:33,325 --> 00:04:34,660 arrest me, I got to go. 202 00:04:34,702 --> 00:04:37,413 There's an emergency at the gym. 203 00:04:37,454 --> 00:04:39,456 Emergency at the gym 204 00:04:37,454 --> 00:04:39,456 just when two cops 205 00:04:39,498 --> 00:04:40,708 show up at his door. 206 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:42,418 That seems suspicious. 207 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:42,418 We should follow him. 208 00:04:42,459 --> 00:04:45,087 Yeah, this case might 209 00:04:42,459 --> 00:04:45,087 actually lead somewhere. 210 00:04:45,129 --> 00:04:46,840 Why are you so surprised? 211 00:04:46,881 --> 00:04:50,634 Because every day 212 00:04:46,881 --> 00:04:50,634 on this job is a wonder. 213 00:04:53,012 --> 00:04:54,513 Damn right it is. 214 00:05:06,108 --> 00:05:08,444 Medical examiner, 215 00:05:06,108 --> 00:05:08,444 jackpot. 216 00:05:08,485 --> 00:05:10,320 The gym is full of bodies. 217 00:05:10,362 --> 00:05:12,031 - No, Department of Health. 218 00:05:10,362 --> 00:05:12,031 - Oh. 219 00:05:12,072 --> 00:05:13,699 There's been an outbreak 220 00:05:12,072 --> 00:05:13,699 of the mumps. 221 00:05:13,742 --> 00:05:16,493 Mumps, that's a funny word. 222 00:05:16,535 --> 00:05:18,412 It's actually a very serious 223 00:05:16,535 --> 00:05:18,412 and highly contagious 224 00:05:18,454 --> 00:05:19,538 infectious disease. 225 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:20,581 Yeah, but we're fine. 226 00:05:20,622 --> 00:05:21,582 We were only in contact 227 00:05:20,622 --> 00:05:21,582 with that guy 228 00:05:21,623 --> 00:05:23,001 for a couple of seconds. 229 00:05:23,042 --> 00:05:24,961 Plus, he didn't even 230 00:05:23,042 --> 00:05:24,961 lick any of our eyeballs. 231 00:05:25,003 --> 00:05:26,628 I'm afraid you both 232 00:05:25,003 --> 00:05:26,628 have the mumps. 233 00:05:26,670 --> 00:05:30,174 Mumps, 234 00:05:26,670 --> 00:05:30,174 still a funny word. 235 00:05:30,215 --> 00:05:31,592 Are we gonna die? 236 00:05:34,511 --> 00:05:35,805 So you both 237 00:05:34,511 --> 00:05:35,805 have the mumps. 238 00:05:35,847 --> 00:05:37,389 Sorry to say, 239 00:05:35,847 --> 00:05:37,389 it's very contagious. 240 00:05:37,431 --> 00:05:39,475 You may not want to 241 00:05:37,431 --> 00:05:39,475 be here, detective. 242 00:05:39,516 --> 00:05:40,684 Oh, it's cool. 243 00:05:40,727 --> 00:05:42,478 I keep up to date 244 00:05:40,727 --> 00:05:42,478 on all my vaccinations. 245 00:05:42,519 --> 00:05:44,563 I'm immune to stuff 246 00:05:42,519 --> 00:05:44,563 you've never even heard of. 247 00:05:44,605 --> 00:05:47,483 But not immune to braggadocio. 248 00:05:47,524 --> 00:05:49,318 Anyhow, over the next 249 00:05:47,524 --> 00:05:49,318 several hours, 250 00:05:49,359 --> 00:05:50,862 you will more than likely 251 00:05:49,359 --> 00:05:50,862 develop fever, 252 00:05:50,904 --> 00:05:52,071 aching, fatigue. 253 00:05:52,112 --> 00:05:53,530 Doesn't sound too bad. 254 00:05:53,572 --> 00:05:55,324 Also, tart foods will cause 255 00:05:53,572 --> 00:05:55,324 intense jaw pain, 256 00:05:55,365 --> 00:05:57,117 so you may want to avoid 257 00:05:55,365 --> 00:05:57,117 sour candies. 258 00:05:57,159 --> 00:05:58,327 What? 259 00:05:58,368 --> 00:05:59,996 You may get painful 260 00:05:58,368 --> 00:05:59,996 goiter-like swelling 261 00:06:00,038 --> 00:06:03,499 in your neck and often extreme 262 00:06:00,038 --> 00:06:03,499 testicular discomfort. 263 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:04,834 - Okay, okay. 264 00:06:03,540 --> 00:06:04,834 - Cool, cool. 265 00:06:04,876 --> 00:06:06,418 Cool, cool, cool, 266 00:06:04,876 --> 00:06:06,418 cool, cool, cool. 267 00:06:06,460 --> 00:06:07,669 No doubt. 268 00:06:07,711 --> 00:06:09,421 Due the highly contagious 269 00:06:07,711 --> 00:06:09,421 nature of the virus, 270 00:06:09,463 --> 00:06:11,298 you will both be quarantined 271 00:06:09,463 --> 00:06:11,298 to your houses 272 00:06:11,340 --> 00:06:12,633 for the next nine days. 273 00:06:12,674 --> 00:06:14,593 Oh, nine days in isolation. 274 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:16,512 Sir, I'd be happy 275 00:06:14,635 --> 00:06:16,512 to keep you company. 276 00:06:16,553 --> 00:06:18,555 We can watch the ten-part 277 00:06:16,553 --> 00:06:18,555 Nicholas Nickleby 278 00:06:18,597 --> 00:06:20,307 special on PBS. 279 00:06:20,349 --> 00:06:22,559 Hear there's a lot of long, 280 00:06:20,349 --> 00:06:22,559 quiet stretches. 281 00:06:22,601 --> 00:06:24,311 I do love long, 282 00:06:22,601 --> 00:06:24,311 quiet stretches, 283 00:06:24,353 --> 00:06:25,814 but I don't want to be a burden. 284 00:06:25,855 --> 00:06:29,274 Plus, I'm getting used 285 00:06:25,855 --> 00:06:29,274 to being on my own. 286 00:06:29,316 --> 00:06:32,653 Or we could be quarantined 287 00:06:29,316 --> 00:06:32,653 together, you know, 288 00:06:32,694 --> 00:06:34,530 work the case. 289 00:06:34,571 --> 00:06:37,116 Yes, that actually sounds 290 00:06:34,571 --> 00:06:37,116 kind of fun. 291 00:06:37,157 --> 00:06:38,242 Kind of? 292 00:06:38,283 --> 00:06:39,493 It's gonna be 293 00:06:38,283 --> 00:06:39,493 the best week ever. 294 00:06:39,535 --> 00:06:41,286 I'm sorry, did you not 295 00:06:39,535 --> 00:06:41,286 hear me say 296 00:06:41,328 --> 00:06:43,163 extreme testicular discomfort? 297 00:06:43,205 --> 00:06:46,333 Yes, we heard you, 298 00:06:43,205 --> 00:06:46,333 Dr. Bad News Doctor. 299 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:48,252 Okay, so I talked 300 00:06:46,375 --> 00:06:48,252 to Captain Holt. 301 00:06:48,293 --> 00:06:49,879 He and Jake have the mumps. 302 00:06:49,921 --> 00:06:51,798 I'm in charge until 303 00:06:49,921 --> 00:06:51,798 Holt gets better. 304 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,883 Hello, you wanted to see 305 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:53,883 if you can make 306 00:06:53,925 --> 00:06:54,884 a great captain. 307 00:06:54,926 --> 00:06:56,510 Now's your chance to shine. 308 00:06:56,552 --> 00:06:58,428 You're the pretty little 309 00:06:56,552 --> 00:06:58,428 understudy. 310 00:06:58,470 --> 00:06:59,931 And the aging lead? 311 00:06:59,973 --> 00:07:02,141 Well, she just fell 312 00:06:59,973 --> 00:07:02,141 down the stairs. 313 00:07:02,182 --> 00:07:05,519 Now all's you got to do 314 00:07:02,182 --> 00:07:05,519 is beat those wings 315 00:07:05,561 --> 00:07:07,646 and fly. 316 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:09,023 So for the next 317 00:07:07,688 --> 00:07:09,023 two weeks, 318 00:07:09,065 --> 00:07:10,942 Captain Holt will be 319 00:07:09,065 --> 00:07:10,942 on medical leave, 320 00:07:10,984 --> 00:07:13,318 which means I am 321 00:07:10,984 --> 00:07:13,318 the acting captain. 322 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,487 And we are your royal 323 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:15,487 subjects. 324 00:07:15,529 --> 00:07:16,906 Do continue. 325 00:07:16,948 --> 00:07:18,783 I want this precinct to get 326 00:07:16,948 --> 00:07:18,783 our normal work done, 327 00:07:18,825 --> 00:07:21,744 but also, we're gonna clean out 328 00:07:18,825 --> 00:07:21,744 the evidence room, 329 00:07:21,786 --> 00:07:23,162 step up community service, 330 00:07:23,203 --> 00:07:27,624 and complete these 331 00:07:23,203 --> 00:07:27,624 22 additional tasks. 332 00:07:27,666 --> 00:07:29,626 Every time we check one 333 00:07:27,666 --> 00:07:29,626 off the list, 334 00:07:29,668 --> 00:07:31,129 you're gonna hear this bell. 335 00:07:31,170 --> 00:07:33,756 It's the sound of victory. 336 00:07:33,798 --> 00:07:35,884 Hmm, you should add 337 00:07:33,798 --> 00:07:35,884 "fix bell" to that list. 338 00:07:36,968 --> 00:07:39,178 - Morning, Captain. 339 00:07:36,968 --> 00:07:39,178 - Peralta. 340 00:07:39,219 --> 00:07:41,973 I'd like to introduce you 341 00:07:39,219 --> 00:07:41,973 to someone. 342 00:07:43,725 --> 00:07:45,184 His name is Simon, 343 00:07:45,225 --> 00:07:46,476 and I hate him. 344 00:07:46,518 --> 00:07:48,395 Hello, Simon. 345 00:07:48,437 --> 00:07:50,732 This is Balthazar. 346 00:07:50,773 --> 00:07:53,233 He's an evil demon 347 00:07:50,773 --> 00:07:53,233 who spits fire in my throat. 348 00:07:53,275 --> 00:07:54,401 Goiters, huh? 349 00:07:54,443 --> 00:07:55,694 Anyway. 350 00:07:55,737 --> 00:07:57,196 I've been looking over 351 00:07:55,737 --> 00:07:57,196 these photographs 352 00:07:57,237 --> 00:07:58,781 of the restaurant, 353 00:07:57,237 --> 00:07:58,781 and I've identified 354 00:07:58,823 --> 00:08:00,365 several other known mob types. 355 00:08:01,658 --> 00:08:02,869 What is it? 356 00:08:01,658 --> 00:08:02,869 Did you see something? 357 00:08:02,911 --> 00:08:05,038 No, I just got very cold 358 00:08:02,911 --> 00:08:05,038 very fast. 359 00:08:05,079 --> 00:08:07,664 And now my entire body 360 00:08:05,079 --> 00:08:07,664 is somehow on fire. 361 00:08:07,706 --> 00:08:10,292 Oh, these mumps are jerks. 362 00:08:07,706 --> 00:08:10,292 Whew. 363 00:08:10,334 --> 00:08:12,962 I also noticed 364 00:08:10,334 --> 00:08:12,962 this van is parked out front 365 00:08:13,004 --> 00:08:14,713 in several other photographs. 366 00:08:14,756 --> 00:08:16,007 I never noticed that. 367 00:08:16,049 --> 00:08:17,716 The restaurant must have been 368 00:08:16,049 --> 00:08:17,716 under surveillance. 369 00:08:17,759 --> 00:08:18,717 I bet it was the feds. 370 00:08:18,760 --> 00:08:19,886 You're right. 371 00:08:19,928 --> 00:08:20,929 I'll reach out to my contact 372 00:08:19,928 --> 00:08:20,929 at the bureau, 373 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:21,971 see if I can get us some 374 00:08:20,970 --> 00:08:21,971 footage. 375 00:08:22,013 --> 00:08:23,181 Good idea. 376 00:08:23,222 --> 00:08:24,306 Also, I know you're not 377 00:08:23,222 --> 00:08:24,306 supposed to, 378 00:08:24,348 --> 00:08:25,892 but I kind of want to 379 00:08:24,348 --> 00:08:25,892 poke my mump. 380 00:08:25,934 --> 00:08:27,351 - Bad idea. 381 00:08:25,934 --> 00:08:27,351 - I'm going in. 382 00:08:27,392 --> 00:08:29,561 Here we go. 383 00:08:29,603 --> 00:08:30,730 It hurts! 384 00:08:30,772 --> 00:08:33,690 How did I not see 385 00:08:30,772 --> 00:08:33,690 that coming? 386 00:08:33,733 --> 00:08:34,943 I feel dizzy. 387 00:08:36,069 --> 00:08:37,070 Hey. 388 00:08:37,111 --> 00:08:38,112 You're off the floor. 389 00:08:38,154 --> 00:08:39,321 Yeah. 390 00:08:39,363 --> 00:08:40,740 Well, it's like my dad 391 00:08:39,363 --> 00:08:40,740 used to say. 392 00:08:40,782 --> 00:08:42,574 "Real men don't cry 393 00:08:42,616 --> 00:08:43,868 for more than three days." 394 00:08:43,910 --> 00:08:45,787 So I decided to get my butt 395 00:08:43,910 --> 00:08:45,787 back to work. 396 00:08:45,828 --> 00:08:46,996 Good. 397 00:08:47,038 --> 00:08:48,122 you go through 398 00:08:47,038 --> 00:08:48,122 all the witness statements yet? 399 00:08:48,164 --> 00:08:49,539 What? 400 00:08:48,164 --> 00:08:49,539 Oh, no. 401 00:08:49,581 --> 00:08:52,459 By "work," I meant on Jason's 402 00:08:49,581 --> 00:08:52,459 in memoriam video. 403 00:08:52,501 --> 00:08:54,045 - Are you serious? 404 00:08:52,501 --> 00:08:54,045 - Oh, yeah. 405 00:08:54,087 --> 00:08:56,463 Take a look at what 406 00:08:54,087 --> 00:08:56,463 I got so far. 407 00:09:10,644 --> 00:09:12,939 Hey, we've got a lot to do. 408 00:09:12,981 --> 00:09:15,733 Focus up and stop 409 00:09:12,981 --> 00:09:15,733 watching funny dog videos. 410 00:09:15,775 --> 00:09:17,819 Aw. 411 00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:19,528 This might just be 412 00:09:17,860 --> 00:09:19,528 the fever talking, 413 00:09:19,569 --> 00:09:21,906 but this unedited footage 414 00:09:19,569 --> 00:09:21,906 of an Italian restaurant 415 00:09:21,948 --> 00:09:24,449 from eight years ago might be 416 00:09:21,948 --> 00:09:24,449 the best movie I've ever seen. 417 00:09:24,491 --> 00:09:25,868 Also, how weird are forks? 418 00:09:25,910 --> 00:09:28,830 Forks are very weird. 419 00:09:25,910 --> 00:09:28,830 I've always thought so. 420 00:09:28,871 --> 00:09:31,082 Yeah, yeah. 421 00:09:31,124 --> 00:09:32,582 Did we take too much 422 00:09:31,124 --> 00:09:32,582 cold medicine? 423 00:09:32,624 --> 00:09:33,876 Not by a long shot. 424 00:09:33,918 --> 00:09:35,837 Balthazar is a thirsty bitch. 425 00:09:35,878 --> 00:09:37,880 Ah, I'll drink to that. 426 00:09:40,299 --> 00:09:43,385 Wait, look. 427 00:09:43,427 --> 00:09:46,014 Garkabargo! 428 00:09:46,055 --> 00:09:48,682 Sorry, can't... can't talk. 429 00:09:48,725 --> 00:09:52,602 Need more medi-jen. 430 00:09:52,644 --> 00:09:54,688 Garibaldi! 431 00:09:54,731 --> 00:09:57,275 He's eating snakes! 432 00:09:57,316 --> 00:09:59,986 No, it's spaghetti. 433 00:10:00,028 --> 00:10:01,695 It's always spaghetti. 434 00:10:01,738 --> 00:10:03,530 I'm just saying, 435 00:10:01,738 --> 00:10:03,530 if that's spaghetti, 436 00:10:03,572 --> 00:10:05,742 it looks like snakes. 437 00:10:07,035 --> 00:10:08,244 That's right, Nine-Nine. 438 00:10:08,286 --> 00:10:10,204 That's the sound 439 00:10:08,286 --> 00:10:10,204 of the victory bell. 440 00:10:10,246 --> 00:10:12,999 We just crossed our first task 441 00:10:10,246 --> 00:10:12,999 off the list. 442 00:10:13,041 --> 00:10:13,916 Oh, my goodness. 443 00:10:13,958 --> 00:10:15,500 Terry, that is so great. 444 00:10:15,542 --> 00:10:16,585 Which one was it? 445 00:10:16,626 --> 00:10:18,420 - Fix bell. 446 00:10:16,626 --> 00:10:18,420 - All right. 447 00:10:18,462 --> 00:10:20,923 Little less than I had 448 00:10:18,462 --> 00:10:20,923 hoped for, but still a thing. 449 00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:22,716 You gonna hear that sound 450 00:10:20,965 --> 00:10:22,716 nonstop. 451 00:10:22,759 --> 00:10:25,053 Unhand her, you beast! 452 00:10:25,094 --> 00:10:26,095 Give it to me! 453 00:10:26,137 --> 00:10:27,972 What the hell is going on 454 00:10:26,137 --> 00:10:27,972 in here? 455 00:10:28,014 --> 00:10:29,431 Hitchcock's trying 456 00:10:28,014 --> 00:10:29,431 to steal my sandwich. 457 00:10:29,473 --> 00:10:30,808 Well, we both ordered 458 00:10:29,473 --> 00:10:30,808 meatball subs, 459 00:10:30,850 --> 00:10:31,809 but they only delivered one. 460 00:10:31,851 --> 00:10:33,144 It's mine! 461 00:10:33,186 --> 00:10:36,147 Guys, guys, look, 462 00:10:33,186 --> 00:10:36,147 just walk to the sub shop... 463 00:10:36,189 --> 00:10:39,025 it's a block away... 464 00:10:36,189 --> 00:10:39,025 and get a second sandwich. 465 00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:41,027 - Walk? 466 00:10:39,067 --> 00:10:41,027 - Are you insane? 467 00:10:41,069 --> 00:10:43,029 Fine, cut the damn 468 00:10:41,069 --> 00:10:43,029 sandwich in half. 469 00:10:43,071 --> 00:10:45,865 And then what, genius? 470 00:10:43,071 --> 00:10:45,865 We each eat a 6-inch sub? 471 00:10:45,907 --> 00:10:47,241 Two and a half meatballs 472 00:10:45,907 --> 00:10:47,241 a piece? 473 00:10:47,283 --> 00:10:49,118 - Are we children? 474 00:10:47,283 --> 00:10:49,118 - What is this, Russia? 475 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,204 Okay, that's it. 476 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,204 No one eats the sub. 477 00:10:51,245 --> 00:10:53,164 Get back to work! 478 00:10:56,500 --> 00:10:57,667 Wait a minute. 479 00:10:57,709 --> 00:10:59,003 Why'd he just go 480 00:10:57,709 --> 00:10:59,003 in the kitchen? 481 00:10:59,045 --> 00:11:00,129 Do we have eyes 482 00:10:59,045 --> 00:11:00,129 in the kitchen? 483 00:11:00,171 --> 00:11:01,881 There are eyes everywhere, 484 00:11:00,171 --> 00:11:01,881 man. 485 00:11:01,923 --> 00:11:04,300 Ow, ow, achy, achy, ow. 486 00:11:04,342 --> 00:11:06,761 Look, he slipped the chef 487 00:11:04,342 --> 00:11:06,761 a piece of paper. 488 00:11:06,803 --> 00:11:08,346 I bet it's the address 489 00:11:06,803 --> 00:11:08,346 of his hideout. 490 00:11:08,387 --> 00:11:10,014 The chef knows where 491 00:11:08,387 --> 00:11:10,014 the hideout is. 492 00:11:10,056 --> 00:11:12,557 His name is Richie Lignardi. 493 00:11:12,599 --> 00:11:14,684 We talk to him, 494 00:11:12,599 --> 00:11:14,684 we find Garibaldi. 495 00:11:14,727 --> 00:11:17,479 We have to go right now. 496 00:11:17,521 --> 00:11:18,856 Go where? 497 00:11:18,898 --> 00:11:20,066 Ah! 498 00:11:18,898 --> 00:11:20,066 What's on your face? 499 00:11:20,108 --> 00:11:23,986 Oh, right, uh, yes, 500 00:11:20,108 --> 00:11:23,986 my disgusting deformity. 501 00:11:24,028 --> 00:11:26,781 Here, let me just... 502 00:11:26,823 --> 00:11:28,657 Hey, what's up, girl? 503 00:11:28,698 --> 00:11:29,658 Better? 504 00:11:29,699 --> 00:11:31,119 It's not worse. 505 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,412 We're on our way right now 506 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,412 to talk to a lead 507 00:11:33,453 --> 00:11:35,164 that knows where Garibaldi's 508 00:11:33,453 --> 00:11:35,164 hideout is. 509 00:11:35,206 --> 00:11:36,540 You're quarantined. 510 00:11:36,581 --> 00:11:38,500 You can't go outside 511 00:11:36,581 --> 00:11:38,500 spewing mumps 512 00:11:38,542 --> 00:11:40,044 like a couple of 513 00:11:38,542 --> 00:11:40,044 mump fountains. 514 00:11:40,086 --> 00:11:41,628 Not like this, we can't! 515 00:11:50,179 --> 00:11:51,931 Stop, you can't leave at all. 516 00:11:51,973 --> 00:11:53,557 Good luck trying 517 00:11:51,973 --> 00:11:53,557 to stop us. 518 00:11:53,598 --> 00:11:57,103 You'll never catch us! 519 00:11:57,145 --> 00:11:59,063 Amy is Usain Bolt. 520 00:11:59,105 --> 00:12:01,107 Is this the piece of paper 521 00:11:59,105 --> 00:12:01,107 you're looking for? 522 00:12:01,149 --> 00:12:02,441 You found the address? 523 00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:05,319 No, it's a recipe 524 00:12:02,482 --> 00:12:05,319 for baked ziti. 525 00:12:05,361 --> 00:12:07,822 It was taped to your wall 526 00:12:05,361 --> 00:12:07,822 the entire time. 527 00:12:07,864 --> 00:12:09,573 You're delirious, 528 00:12:07,864 --> 00:12:09,573 and you're sick, 529 00:12:09,614 --> 00:12:11,159 and you definitely didn't 530 00:12:09,614 --> 00:12:11,159 solve the case. 531 00:12:11,200 --> 00:12:12,617 You need to go back inside. 532 00:12:12,659 --> 00:12:14,203 Well, I can't. 533 00:12:14,245 --> 00:12:15,413 My legs stopped working. 534 00:12:17,123 --> 00:12:18,416 Ah, my testicles. 535 00:12:18,457 --> 00:12:20,209 The mumps have reached 536 00:12:18,457 --> 00:12:20,209 my testicles. 537 00:12:22,128 --> 00:12:23,462 All right, just finish 538 00:12:23,503 --> 00:12:24,797 taking off your totally 539 00:12:23,503 --> 00:12:24,797 ineffective biohazard suits 540 00:12:24,839 --> 00:12:26,007 and have a little rest. 541 00:12:26,048 --> 00:12:27,216 Nonsense, Santiago. 542 00:12:27,258 --> 00:12:29,385 We just have to buckle down 543 00:12:27,258 --> 00:12:29,385 and work harder. 544 00:12:29,427 --> 00:12:31,179 We simply hit a bump 545 00:12:29,427 --> 00:12:31,179 in the road. 546 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,638 More like a mump 547 00:12:31,220 --> 00:12:33,638 in the road. 548 00:12:38,394 --> 00:12:39,603 Such a good one. 549 00:12:39,644 --> 00:12:41,563 Jake, can I talk to you 550 00:12:39,644 --> 00:12:41,563 in private for a minute? 551 00:12:41,605 --> 00:12:44,150 Sure thing, let me just 552 00:12:41,605 --> 00:12:44,150 snag this, 553 00:12:44,192 --> 00:12:45,735 cover up the ol' swell sack. 554 00:12:45,776 --> 00:12:46,819 All right. 555 00:12:46,861 --> 00:12:48,404 Okay, so here's the deal. 556 00:12:48,446 --> 00:12:50,489 I have a high fever, 557 00:12:48,446 --> 00:12:50,489 and I can't control my body, 558 00:12:50,530 --> 00:12:52,116 but you can do whatever 559 00:12:50,530 --> 00:12:52,116 you want to me. 560 00:12:52,158 --> 00:12:55,828 Oh, but don't touch my mouth, 561 00:12:52,158 --> 00:12:55,828 neck, or testicles. 562 00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:57,704 You've badly misread 563 00:12:55,870 --> 00:12:57,704 the situation. 564 00:12:57,747 --> 00:12:59,081 Oh, thank God. 565 00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:01,209 Jake, you need 566 00:12:59,123 --> 00:13:01,209 to drop this case. 567 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,376 What are you talking about? 568 00:13:02,418 --> 00:13:03,502 The plan is working perfectly. 569 00:13:03,543 --> 00:13:04,669 Holt hasn't been lonely 570 00:13:03,543 --> 00:13:04,669 all week. 571 00:13:04,711 --> 00:13:06,422 Yeah, because he's too busy 572 00:13:04,711 --> 00:13:06,422 almost dying. 573 00:13:06,464 --> 00:13:09,050 - Look at him. 574 00:13:06,464 --> 00:13:09,050 - What? 575 00:13:09,091 --> 00:13:10,885 He's just "Beautiful Mind"-ing 576 00:13:09,091 --> 00:13:10,885 it. 577 00:13:10,927 --> 00:13:12,803 Because he's a genius. 578 00:13:12,845 --> 00:13:15,555 He's writing the word "case" 579 00:13:12,845 --> 00:13:15,555 over and over again. 580 00:13:15,597 --> 00:13:17,682 Oh, now he's spelling it 581 00:13:15,597 --> 00:13:17,682 with a K. 582 00:13:17,725 --> 00:13:19,185 Is that not how you spell it? 583 00:13:19,227 --> 00:13:21,561 Again, I have a mouth, neck, 584 00:13:19,227 --> 00:13:21,561 and testicle-melting fever. 585 00:13:21,603 --> 00:13:22,562 - Jake. 586 00:13:21,603 --> 00:13:22,562 - Hmm? 587 00:13:22,604 --> 00:13:24,106 Enough is enough. 588 00:13:24,148 --> 00:13:25,690 You need to drop this stupid 589 00:13:24,148 --> 00:13:25,690 backburner cold case 590 00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:28,319 before you both die 591 00:13:25,733 --> 00:13:28,319 or I will kill you. 592 00:13:32,031 --> 00:13:33,908 Oh, my God, I thought I was 593 00:13:32,031 --> 00:13:33,908 following her. 594 00:13:33,950 --> 00:13:35,700 Yep, I should probably lie down. 595 00:13:35,743 --> 00:13:38,537 Here we go. 596 00:13:38,578 --> 00:13:39,663 Case! 597 00:13:43,876 --> 00:13:45,253 What are you doing? 598 00:13:45,294 --> 00:13:48,005 Just sealing Jason's collar 599 00:13:45,294 --> 00:13:48,005 in an airtight bag 600 00:13:48,047 --> 00:13:49,465 so it retains his scent. 601 00:13:49,507 --> 00:13:51,550 I don't know how many whiffs 602 00:13:49,507 --> 00:13:51,550 I have left. 603 00:13:51,591 --> 00:13:53,635 Wow. 604 00:13:53,677 --> 00:13:55,554 Look, I know that dog 605 00:13:53,677 --> 00:13:55,554 meant a lot to you, 606 00:13:55,595 --> 00:13:57,431 so I got you this. 607 00:13:59,725 --> 00:14:01,227 It's a dog. 608 00:14:01,269 --> 00:14:02,812 His name's Arlo, 609 00:14:01,269 --> 00:14:02,812 but you can call him Jason Two 610 00:14:02,853 --> 00:14:03,854 or whatever. 611 00:14:03,896 --> 00:14:05,314 Seriously? 612 00:14:05,356 --> 00:14:07,441 I can't just replace Jason 613 00:14:05,356 --> 00:14:07,441 with some other dog. 614 00:14:07,483 --> 00:14:09,527 Why not? 615 00:14:07,483 --> 00:14:09,527 All dogs are basically the same. 616 00:14:09,568 --> 00:14:12,071 Watch this. 617 00:14:09,568 --> 00:14:12,071 Arlo, go hump that toy. 618 00:14:12,113 --> 00:14:13,531 Get away from that. 619 00:14:13,572 --> 00:14:15,074 That's Jason's. 620 00:14:15,116 --> 00:14:17,368 Look, man, 621 00:14:15,116 --> 00:14:17,368 I've been patient. 622 00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:18,828 We have a case we need 623 00:14:17,410 --> 00:14:18,828 to work on. 624 00:14:18,869 --> 00:14:21,038 It's time for you to 625 00:14:18,869 --> 00:14:21,038 get over it, move on. 626 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,541 Move on? 627 00:14:21,080 --> 00:14:23,541 Move on. 628 00:14:23,582 --> 00:14:25,459 Jason was part of my family, 629 00:14:23,582 --> 00:14:25,459 Rosa. 630 00:14:25,501 --> 00:14:27,086 I loved him. 631 00:14:27,128 --> 00:14:29,839 His humping was the only thing 632 00:14:27,128 --> 00:14:29,839 that got me through my divorce. 633 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,924 Seeing him so happy 634 00:14:29,880 --> 00:14:31,924 made me believe 635 00:14:31,966 --> 00:14:35,094 that I could be happy 636 00:14:31,966 --> 00:14:35,094 one day too. 637 00:14:35,136 --> 00:14:36,678 You wouldn't understand this 638 00:14:35,136 --> 00:14:36,678 because you have 639 00:14:36,721 --> 00:14:40,682 a motorcycle helmet for a heart, 640 00:14:36,721 --> 00:14:40,682 but I need to feel this sadness. 641 00:14:40,725 --> 00:14:44,061 So the only thing that I'm 642 00:14:40,725 --> 00:14:44,061 moving on from is you. 643 00:14:49,233 --> 00:14:51,235 So I, like, have a dog now? 644 00:14:52,611 --> 00:14:54,696 Hey, what's going on 645 00:14:52,611 --> 00:14:54,696 with those files? 646 00:14:54,739 --> 00:14:56,282 Oh, we're not working on them. 647 00:14:56,324 --> 00:14:58,075 - We're on strike. 648 00:14:56,324 --> 00:14:58,075 - Hunger strike. 649 00:14:58,117 --> 00:15:00,745 - You're eating potato chips. 650 00:14:58,117 --> 00:15:00,745 - Chips don't count. 651 00:15:00,786 --> 00:15:03,080 My doctor said they have 652 00:15:00,786 --> 00:15:03,080 zero nutritional value. 653 00:15:03,122 --> 00:15:04,664 We want meatball subs. 654 00:15:04,706 --> 00:15:06,542 You had no right to take ours. 655 00:15:06,584 --> 00:15:07,960 Screw this. 656 00:15:08,002 --> 00:15:10,963 I'll log those files 657 00:15:08,002 --> 00:15:10,963 and teach the hazmat class, 658 00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:13,341 and I'll do everyone's work, 659 00:15:11,005 --> 00:15:13,341 because apparently, 660 00:15:13,382 --> 00:15:15,675 I am the only one keeping 661 00:15:13,382 --> 00:15:15,675 this precinct together! 662 00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:27,480 Um, I think you 663 00:15:24,810 --> 00:15:27,480 closed the door too hard. 664 00:15:28,981 --> 00:15:30,733 Hey, I found popsicles. 665 00:15:30,775 --> 00:15:33,152 These should help 666 00:15:30,775 --> 00:15:33,152 cool us down. 667 00:15:36,655 --> 00:15:37,865 "Thanks, Jake." 668 00:15:37,907 --> 00:15:39,492 You're welcome, nards. 669 00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:41,786 Peralta, Balthazar 670 00:15:39,533 --> 00:15:41,786 has a sister. 671 00:15:41,827 --> 00:15:44,330 Meet Penelope. 672 00:15:44,372 --> 00:15:46,832 Guh-hoo, yeah, 673 00:15:44,372 --> 00:15:46,832 mumps on mumps. 674 00:15:46,874 --> 00:15:48,959 Let's not dwell on it. 675 00:15:46,874 --> 00:15:48,959 We should get back to work. 676 00:15:49,001 --> 00:15:51,462 Or we could fall asleep 677 00:15:49,001 --> 00:15:51,462 for five to seven days 678 00:15:51,504 --> 00:15:52,755 and see how we feel. 679 00:15:52,797 --> 00:15:54,382 I will not rest till 680 00:15:52,797 --> 00:15:54,382 justice is served. 681 00:15:54,423 --> 00:15:55,424 There's no time to waste. 682 00:15:55,466 --> 00:15:56,675 This case is urgent. 683 00:15:56,716 --> 00:15:58,677 Oh, boy. 684 00:15:58,718 --> 00:15:59,970 All right, listen. 685 00:16:00,012 --> 00:16:02,640 The case may not be 686 00:16:00,012 --> 00:16:02,640 quite as urgent 687 00:16:02,681 --> 00:16:04,683 as once thought. 688 00:16:04,725 --> 00:16:06,519 Um... 689 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,479 I dug it up out of my desk 690 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,479 so you'd have something 691 00:16:08,521 --> 00:16:10,731 to do on weekends 692 00:16:08,521 --> 00:16:10,731 because you seemed so lonely. 693 00:16:10,773 --> 00:16:12,191 You cited chatter 694 00:16:10,773 --> 00:16:12,191 from the streets 695 00:16:12,233 --> 00:16:13,651 that Garibaldi had resurfaced. 696 00:16:13,692 --> 00:16:15,027 I did. I did. I did. 697 00:16:15,069 --> 00:16:18,864 But said chatter 698 00:16:15,069 --> 00:16:18,864 may have been fudged. 699 00:16:18,906 --> 00:16:21,617 So you lied to me? 700 00:16:21,659 --> 00:16:22,785 Out of pity. 701 00:16:21,659 --> 00:16:22,785 You pity me. 702 00:16:22,827 --> 00:16:23,786 I wouldn't put it that way. 703 00:16:23,828 --> 00:16:24,787 I would. 704 00:16:24,829 --> 00:16:26,455 I am offended. 705 00:16:24,829 --> 00:16:26,455 I am angry. 706 00:16:26,497 --> 00:16:27,957 I am very tired. 707 00:16:27,998 --> 00:16:30,209 So I'm gonna take a nap, 708 00:16:27,998 --> 00:16:30,209 but when I wake up, 709 00:16:30,251 --> 00:16:33,129 oh, you are in for it. 710 00:16:35,131 --> 00:16:37,216 How dare you? 711 00:16:37,258 --> 00:16:38,717 How dare me? 712 00:16:38,759 --> 00:16:41,053 How dare you? 713 00:16:41,095 --> 00:16:42,638 I was just trying to help. 714 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,890 Wow, your help feels an awful 715 00:16:42,680 --> 00:16:44,890 lot like pity, 716 00:16:44,932 --> 00:16:48,018 so do me a favor and don't 717 00:16:44,932 --> 00:16:48,018 ever help me again. 718 00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:50,271 Wow, well, you didn't seem 719 00:16:48,060 --> 00:16:50,271 to mind me helping you 720 00:16:50,312 --> 00:16:52,982 when I got you your job back 721 00:16:50,312 --> 00:16:52,982 at the Nine-Nine. 722 00:16:53,023 --> 00:16:56,777 I didn't ask you to do that. 723 00:16:57,987 --> 00:17:00,906 You said we were 724 00:16:57,987 --> 00:17:00,906 out of peas, you pea hog! 725 00:17:00,948 --> 00:17:02,783 - You're the pea hog! 726 00:17:00,948 --> 00:17:02,783 - You're the pea hog! 727 00:17:02,825 --> 00:17:04,452 - No, you! 728 00:17:02,825 --> 00:17:04,452 - You take that back! 729 00:17:04,493 --> 00:17:07,538 You! 730 00:17:07,580 --> 00:17:08,539 Double poke! 731 00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:20,134 Okay, hope you guys 732 00:17:18,382 --> 00:17:20,134 are hungry. 733 00:17:20,176 --> 00:17:21,594 Made baked ziti. 734 00:17:21,635 --> 00:17:23,679 Thought it would be fun 735 00:17:21,635 --> 00:17:23,679 to use Garibaldi's 736 00:17:23,722 --> 00:17:25,639 ultra authentic recipe. 737 00:17:25,681 --> 00:17:27,767 Oh, great, pity food. 738 00:17:27,808 --> 00:17:29,810 Thank you anyway, 739 00:17:27,808 --> 00:17:29,810 but I can cook for myself. 740 00:17:29,852 --> 00:17:32,813 Wow, I would roll my eyes 741 00:17:29,852 --> 00:17:32,813 so hard right now 742 00:17:32,855 --> 00:17:34,148 if it didn't make 743 00:17:32,855 --> 00:17:34,148 my brain burn. 744 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:36,525 Okay, Captain, 745 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:36,525 this ends now. 746 00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,194 I know your pride is hurt, 747 00:17:36,567 --> 00:17:38,194 but no one 748 00:17:38,235 --> 00:17:39,820 ever took pity on you. 749 00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:41,155 All we wanted to do 750 00:17:39,862 --> 00:17:41,155 was help you 751 00:17:41,197 --> 00:17:42,865 when you were down because 752 00:17:41,197 --> 00:17:42,865 that's what people do 753 00:17:42,907 --> 00:17:44,408 when they care about each other. 754 00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:46,702 They tell each other lies 755 00:17:44,450 --> 00:17:46,702 and invent urgent mysteries 756 00:17:46,745 --> 00:17:47,953 that need to be solved? 757 00:17:47,995 --> 00:17:50,706 Come up with excuses 758 00:17:47,995 --> 00:17:50,706 to spend time together 759 00:17:50,749 --> 00:17:53,918 like trivia nights 760 00:17:50,749 --> 00:17:53,918 or folk art festivals. 761 00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:56,962 Or working old-ass cases 762 00:17:53,959 --> 00:17:56,962 with their mumpy boy, Jake. 763 00:17:57,004 --> 00:17:58,839 Back to you, Amy. 764 00:17:57,004 --> 00:17:58,839 We're doing great. 765 00:17:58,881 --> 00:18:00,925 You're gonna eat this ziti, 766 00:17:58,881 --> 00:18:00,925 and you're gonna appreciate it, 767 00:18:00,966 --> 00:18:04,261 and you're gonna 768 00:18:00,966 --> 00:18:04,261 grow the hell up. 769 00:18:04,303 --> 00:18:07,724 Okay, you're right. 770 00:18:07,766 --> 00:18:10,684 I'm sorry for the way I acted. 771 00:18:10,727 --> 00:18:12,144 I can't wait to eat your food. 772 00:18:15,606 --> 00:18:17,776 Ugh, this is revolting. 773 00:18:17,817 --> 00:18:21,278 Wow, have you learned nothing? 774 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:22,822 Oh, God! 775 00:18:22,863 --> 00:18:24,824 That is worse 776 00:18:22,863 --> 00:18:24,824 than the mumps, Amy. 777 00:18:24,865 --> 00:18:25,950 What the hell? 778 00:18:25,991 --> 00:18:28,369 I used Garibaldi's 779 00:18:25,991 --> 00:18:28,369 exact recipe. 780 00:18:28,410 --> 00:18:29,495 I know I'm not a great cook, 781 00:18:29,537 --> 00:18:31,038 but I love following 782 00:18:29,537 --> 00:18:31,038 instructions. 783 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:32,915 Seven cups of salt? 784 00:18:32,957 --> 00:18:34,208 Even I know this isn't 785 00:18:32,957 --> 00:18:34,208 a recipe. 786 00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:35,752 Which means it might be a code. 787 00:18:35,794 --> 00:18:37,878 Ooh, interesting. 788 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,130 Ten digits, maybe it's 789 00:18:37,920 --> 00:18:40,130 a phone number. 790 00:18:40,172 --> 00:18:42,550 Look, 718, Brooklyn area code. 791 00:18:42,591 --> 00:18:44,260 Yes, that's definitely it. 792 00:18:44,301 --> 00:18:46,805 Wait, did you actually use 793 00:18:44,301 --> 00:18:46,805 all of this salt 794 00:18:46,846 --> 00:18:48,931 and 18 cups of oregano? 795 00:18:48,973 --> 00:18:50,391 Back off, I solved the case. 796 00:18:50,432 --> 00:18:51,684 Nine onions? 797 00:18:51,726 --> 00:18:52,977 Oh, Amy. 798 00:18:53,018 --> 00:18:54,895 How am I the bad guy here? 799 00:18:57,231 --> 00:18:59,984 All right, all right, 800 00:18:57,231 --> 00:18:59,984 looks good. 801 00:19:00,025 --> 00:19:01,820 I can barely tell you 802 00:19:00,025 --> 00:19:01,820 hulked out in here. 803 00:19:01,861 --> 00:19:03,988 Yeah, but two weeks 804 00:19:01,861 --> 00:19:03,988 in charge, 805 00:19:04,029 --> 00:19:06,073 and I didn't get any 806 00:19:04,029 --> 00:19:06,073 of my goals accomplished. 807 00:19:06,115 --> 00:19:08,450 You got Hitchcock and Scully 808 00:19:06,115 --> 00:19:08,450 off their hunger strike. 809 00:19:08,492 --> 00:19:10,202 I just threw a bunch 810 00:19:08,492 --> 00:19:10,202 of popcorn on the floor. 811 00:19:10,244 --> 00:19:11,579 It wasn't that hard. 812 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,455 Yeah, they're animals. 813 00:19:13,497 --> 00:19:16,375 Do you want to know why 814 00:19:13,497 --> 00:19:16,375 the amazing Captain Holt 815 00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:18,377 has never gotten the evidence 816 00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:18,377 room cleaned 817 00:19:18,419 --> 00:19:19,754 or done anything on your list? 818 00:19:19,796 --> 00:19:21,088 Why? 819 00:19:21,130 --> 00:19:23,007 Because all day long, 820 00:19:21,130 --> 00:19:23,007 he's putting out fires. 821 00:19:23,048 --> 00:19:24,925 That's what a captain does. 822 00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:26,886 The only difference between 823 00:19:24,967 --> 00:19:26,886 you and Holt 824 00:19:26,927 --> 00:19:29,680 is that he lacks the strength 825 00:19:26,927 --> 00:19:29,680 to close a door so hard 826 00:19:29,723 --> 00:19:30,931 a room blows up. 827 00:19:30,973 --> 00:19:32,266 Thanks, Gina. 828 00:19:32,308 --> 00:19:34,184 Ah, you don't 829 00:19:32,308 --> 00:19:34,184 have to thank me. 830 00:19:34,226 --> 00:19:37,521 All I did was be the only person 831 00:19:34,226 --> 00:19:37,521 who believes in you. 832 00:19:37,563 --> 00:19:39,023 Don't lean against the door. 833 00:19:39,064 --> 00:19:41,483 Terry caused structural damage. 834 00:19:41,525 --> 00:19:43,068 My God, you're strong. 835 00:19:46,196 --> 00:19:47,907 Briefing room, now. 836 00:19:49,283 --> 00:19:52,995 I really don't feel like 837 00:19:49,283 --> 00:19:52,995 having you yell at me anymore. 838 00:19:53,037 --> 00:19:53,996 What is this? 839 00:19:54,038 --> 00:19:56,165 It's a funeral for Jason. 840 00:19:56,206 --> 00:19:57,708 I want to say a few words. 841 00:20:03,005 --> 00:20:05,049 When Jason died seven days ago, 842 00:20:03,005 --> 00:20:05,049 I didn't give a rat's ass. 843 00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:06,634 This is your speech? 844 00:20:06,675 --> 00:20:08,135 'Cause I didn't understand 845 00:20:06,675 --> 00:20:08,135 why people care so much 846 00:20:08,177 --> 00:20:10,971 about their dumb dogs 847 00:20:08,177 --> 00:20:10,971 till I got a dumb dog myself. 848 00:20:14,183 --> 00:20:15,935 I've only had Arlo 849 00:20:14,183 --> 00:20:15,935 for a day and a half, 850 00:20:15,976 --> 00:20:17,937 but if anything happened to him, 851 00:20:15,976 --> 00:20:17,937 I would kill everyone 852 00:20:17,978 --> 00:20:19,396 in this room and then myself. 853 00:20:19,438 --> 00:20:22,024 Very violent eulogy, 854 00:20:19,438 --> 00:20:22,024 I like it. 855 00:20:22,066 --> 00:20:23,275 Charles, I'm sorry. 856 00:20:23,317 --> 00:20:24,736 You don't have to get over it. 857 00:20:24,778 --> 00:20:26,695 Take as long as you want. 858 00:20:26,738 --> 00:20:28,364 Scully, it's time. 859 00:20:34,119 --> 00:20:35,579 Okay, thank you. 860 00:20:35,621 --> 00:20:37,206 Good news, Garibaldi's 861 00:20:35,621 --> 00:20:37,206 phone number's still active, 862 00:20:37,247 --> 00:20:38,540 so they were able to locate him. 863 00:20:38,582 --> 00:20:41,001 SWAT just picked him up, 864 00:20:38,582 --> 00:20:41,001 so that's that. 865 00:20:41,043 --> 00:20:42,336 Yeah, that's that. 866 00:20:42,378 --> 00:20:45,047 Perfect timing as our 867 00:20:42,378 --> 00:20:45,047 quarantine has finally ended 868 00:20:45,089 --> 00:20:46,340 and our goiters are gone. 869 00:20:46,382 --> 00:20:47,716 Yes, indeed. 870 00:20:47,759 --> 00:20:49,093 We're free to go outside 871 00:20:47,759 --> 00:20:49,093 and lick whoever's 872 00:20:49,134 --> 00:20:50,344 eyeballs we'd like. 873 00:20:50,386 --> 00:20:51,971 Inaccurate, no one is ever 874 00:20:50,386 --> 00:20:51,971 free to do that. 875 00:20:52,012 --> 00:20:53,013 Yeah, you're right. 876 00:20:53,055 --> 00:20:55,432 Anyhow, I am out. 877 00:20:55,474 --> 00:20:56,768 Wait a minute. 878 00:20:59,353 --> 00:21:01,563 I'm sorry I yelled at you. 879 00:21:01,605 --> 00:21:04,734 I was too proud to admit 880 00:21:01,605 --> 00:21:04,734 I was lonely. 881 00:21:04,776 --> 00:21:07,236 So thank you. 882 00:21:07,277 --> 00:21:08,696 You're welcome. 883 00:21:08,738 --> 00:21:10,114 Ain't no thang. 884 00:21:10,155 --> 00:21:12,241 No, it is a thang, 885 00:21:10,155 --> 00:21:12,241 and an even bigger thang 886 00:21:12,282 --> 00:21:13,952 is that you brought me 887 00:21:12,282 --> 00:21:13,952 back to the Nine-Nine, 888 00:21:13,993 --> 00:21:16,370 and I will always 889 00:21:13,993 --> 00:21:16,370 be grateful for that. 890 00:21:16,412 --> 00:21:18,998 So here. 891 00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,085 This is for you. 892 00:21:23,127 --> 00:21:27,673 Sour candies, 893 00:21:23,127 --> 00:21:27,673 I missed you so much. 894 00:21:27,715 --> 00:21:30,259 It burns! 895 00:21:30,300 --> 00:21:32,261 Thank you for this gift. 896 00:21:32,302 --> 00:21:34,304 - Not a doctor. 897 00:21:32,302 --> 00:21:34,304 - Shh.