1 00:00:01,261 --> 00:00:04,142 Okeydoke, the car is picking 2 00:00:01,261 --> 00:00:04,142 me and Amy up in two minutes. 3 00:00:04,183 --> 00:00:05,645 You sure you're cool 4 00:00:04,183 --> 00:00:05,645 keeping tabs on my cases 5 00:00:05,686 --> 00:00:06,855 while I'm on the cruise? 6 00:00:06,897 --> 00:00:08,317 You bet. I hope 7 00:00:06,897 --> 00:00:08,317 you have a great time. 8 00:00:08,358 --> 00:00:10,821 Hey, don't make 9 00:00:08,358 --> 00:00:10,821 any new best friends. 10 00:00:12,659 --> 00:00:14,287 Oh. 11 00:00:12,659 --> 00:00:14,287 Maybe you shouldn't go. 12 00:00:14,329 --> 00:00:15,915 Are you kidding? 13 00:00:14,329 --> 00:00:15,915 I am psyched to go 14 00:00:15,957 --> 00:00:18,504 on this week-long cruise, just 15 00:00:15,957 --> 00:00:18,504 sitting around doing nothing. 16 00:00:18,545 --> 00:00:20,591 Straight up living that 17 00:00:18,545 --> 00:00:20,591 slug life, y'all. 18 00:00:20,633 --> 00:00:22,470 Cruise itineraries, 19 00:00:20,633 --> 00:00:22,470 hot out of the laminator. 20 00:00:22,512 --> 00:00:25,267 Who's ready for some nonstop 21 00:00:22,512 --> 00:00:25,267 totally scheduled fun? 22 00:00:25,309 --> 00:00:28,565 Oh, I actually thought 23 00:00:25,309 --> 00:00:28,565 we could just... sit by the pool, 24 00:00:28,607 --> 00:00:31,321 eat unlimited shrimp, and see 25 00:00:28,607 --> 00:00:31,321 what it does to our bodies. 26 00:00:31,363 --> 00:00:32,699 That's cute. 27 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:34,035 I don't know if there's 28 00:00:32,740 --> 00:00:34,035 gonna be time, though. 29 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:35,831 The cruise offers 30 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:35,831 77 activities, 31 00:00:35,872 --> 00:00:38,084 and I signed us up 32 00:00:35,872 --> 00:00:38,084 for 76 of them. 33 00:00:38,126 --> 00:00:40,214 Speed dating for widows 34 00:00:38,126 --> 00:00:40,214 seemed like a bummer. 35 00:00:40,255 --> 00:00:42,343 Okay, so slightly 36 00:00:40,255 --> 00:00:42,343 different perspectives 37 00:00:42,385 --> 00:00:43,721 going into this cruise. 38 00:00:43,762 --> 00:00:44,889 Call it 39 00:00:43,762 --> 00:00:44,889 the slug life talking, 40 00:00:44,931 --> 00:00:46,184 but I think it's gonna 41 00:00:44,931 --> 00:00:46,184 work itself out. 42 00:00:46,226 --> 00:00:47,228 Good-bye, coworkers, 43 00:00:47,269 --> 00:00:48,897 or as they like 44 00:00:47,269 --> 00:00:48,897 to say at sea... 45 00:01:11,944 --> 00:01:13,989 - This is so great. 46 00:01:11,944 --> 00:01:13,989 - Yeah. 47 00:01:14,031 --> 00:01:15,409 Seagulls, check. 48 00:01:15,451 --> 00:01:16,995 The ocean, check. 49 00:01:17,037 --> 00:01:18,999 A gang of oldies 50 00:01:17,037 --> 00:01:18,999 in short shorts, 51 00:01:19,041 --> 00:01:20,294 check, check, check. 52 00:01:20,335 --> 00:01:21,755 We are definitely 53 00:01:20,335 --> 00:01:21,755 on a cruise. 54 00:01:21,797 --> 00:01:23,174 Welcome aboard. 55 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:26,013 Say, "I love Carousel Cruises 56 00:01:23,216 --> 00:01:26,013 International Ltd." 57 00:01:26,055 --> 00:01:28,059 I love Carousel Cruises 58 00:01:26,055 --> 00:01:28,059 International Ltd. 59 00:01:28,101 --> 00:01:30,314 I don't want to say that. 60 00:01:30,355 --> 00:01:31,483 All right. 61 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:35,491 So... the Sail Away party 62 00:01:31,524 --> 00:01:35,491 is in an hour, 63 00:01:35,532 --> 00:01:38,288 and until then, I have us 64 00:01:35,532 --> 00:01:38,288 scheduled to take in live music 65 00:01:38,330 --> 00:01:39,917 at the all-ages 66 00:01:38,330 --> 00:01:39,917 piano lounge. 67 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:42,672 Okay, okay. Or we could just 68 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:42,672 head straight to the room. 69 00:01:42,713 --> 00:01:44,969 I brought a plastic tarp 70 00:01:42,713 --> 00:01:44,969 so we can eat shrimp in bed. 71 00:01:45,051 --> 00:01:48,600 But the all-ages piano lounge 72 00:01:45,051 --> 00:01:48,600 has bottomless margaritas. 73 00:01:48,642 --> 00:01:49,854 Eh. 74 00:01:49,895 --> 00:01:51,523 They also have a drink 75 00:01:49,895 --> 00:01:51,523 with a potato skin in it. 76 00:01:51,564 --> 00:01:55,197 Ohh. To the all-ages 77 00:01:51,564 --> 00:01:55,197 piano lounge, merlady. 78 00:01:55,238 --> 00:01:57,159 Mm-hmm. 79 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:00,207 Welcome aboard, 80 00:01:58,119 --> 00:02:00,207 ladies and gentlemen, 81 00:02:00,248 --> 00:02:01,584 but especially ladies. 82 00:02:01,626 --> 00:02:02,880 I know that voice. 83 00:02:02,921 --> 00:02:05,258 Get ready. It's time 84 00:02:02,921 --> 00:02:05,258 for some smush songs. 85 00:02:06,971 --> 00:02:09,433 Doug Judy. 86 00:02:06,971 --> 00:02:09,433 The Pontiac Bandit. 87 00:02:09,475 --> 00:02:10,435 He's here. 88 00:02:10,477 --> 00:02:12,231 We got songs about smushing, 89 00:02:12,272 --> 00:02:14,569 songs for smushing to, 90 00:02:14,610 --> 00:02:16,656 songs for the kids. 91 00:02:16,698 --> 00:02:19,370 This is the all-ages 92 00:02:16,698 --> 00:02:19,370 piano lounge. 93 00:02:19,412 --> 00:02:21,249 I can't believe he's here. 94 00:02:19,412 --> 00:02:21,249 I've been hunting him for years, 95 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:22,836 and now fate has dropped him 96 00:02:21,290 --> 00:02:22,836 right into my lap. 97 00:02:22,878 --> 00:02:25,131 He's gonna be so surprised 98 00:02:22,878 --> 00:02:25,131 when he sees me. 99 00:02:25,173 --> 00:02:26,802 Hey, Peralta, 100 00:02:25,173 --> 00:02:26,802 you made it. 101 00:02:27,888 --> 00:02:29,223 What took you so long, 102 00:02:27,888 --> 00:02:29,223 brother? 103 00:02:29,265 --> 00:02:30,768 Okay, seems like he's 104 00:02:29,265 --> 00:02:30,768 playing it pretty cool. 105 00:02:30,810 --> 00:02:32,271 Probably more surprised 106 00:02:30,810 --> 00:02:32,271 on the inside. 107 00:02:32,312 --> 00:02:33,481 Uh-huh. 108 00:02:35,987 --> 00:02:38,868 Sir, Gina and I 109 00:02:35,987 --> 00:02:38,868 are worried about you. 110 00:02:38,910 --> 00:02:40,788 You're drinking a second can 111 00:02:38,910 --> 00:02:40,788 of seltzer. 112 00:02:40,830 --> 00:02:42,458 I need this 113 00:02:40,830 --> 00:02:42,458 to settle my nerves. 114 00:02:42,499 --> 00:02:44,838 Hurricane Debbie 115 00:02:42,499 --> 00:02:44,838 is approaching. 116 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:48,470 My little sister Debbie, 117 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:48,470 she's a real drama queen. 118 00:02:48,511 --> 00:02:50,976 The drama queen 119 00:02:48,511 --> 00:02:50,976 of the Holt family? 120 00:02:51,017 --> 00:02:53,187 What, did she laugh 121 00:02:51,017 --> 00:02:53,187 out loud one time? 122 00:02:53,229 --> 00:02:54,774 She's laughed out loud 123 00:02:53,229 --> 00:02:54,774 multiple times. 124 00:02:54,817 --> 00:02:58,031 Sir, you have a pretty low bar 125 00:02:54,817 --> 00:02:58,031 for what you consider drama. 126 00:02:58,073 --> 00:03:00,912 Once, I used an exclamation 127 00:02:58,073 --> 00:03:00,912 point in a email. 128 00:03:00,954 --> 00:03:02,581 You called me Diana Ross. 129 00:03:02,623 --> 00:03:05,839 I assure you, in this case, 130 00:03:02,623 --> 00:03:05,839 I do not exaggerate. 131 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,675 Raymond! 132 00:03:07,716 --> 00:03:09,012 Here. 133 00:03:09,053 --> 00:03:10,514 Judge for yourselves. 134 00:03:10,555 --> 00:03:11,516 Here you are. 135 00:03:11,557 --> 00:03:12,726 Great. Oh, my God. 136 00:03:12,768 --> 00:03:15,482 My trip here 137 00:03:12,768 --> 00:03:15,482 from the train station... 138 00:03:15,524 --> 00:03:17,863 hey, I swear to you 139 00:03:15,524 --> 00:03:17,863 I heard the cab driver 140 00:03:17,904 --> 00:03:20,492 mumble under his breath, 141 00:03:17,904 --> 00:03:20,492 "You will die tonight." 142 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:24,835 Is that not the most insane 143 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:24,835 thing you have ever heard? 144 00:03:24,877 --> 00:03:28,383 I mean, can you even, 145 00:03:24,877 --> 00:03:28,383 Raymond? 146 00:03:28,424 --> 00:03:31,723 I cannot... even. 147 00:03:32,851 --> 00:03:34,062 I hadn't seen her 148 00:03:32,851 --> 00:03:34,062 in a while. 149 00:03:34,103 --> 00:03:35,731 She lived alone. 150 00:03:35,772 --> 00:03:37,526 She was 89 years old. 151 00:03:37,568 --> 00:03:38,737 Okay, thanks. 152 00:03:38,778 --> 00:03:40,741 There's no forced entry 153 00:03:38,778 --> 00:03:40,741 or visible trauma. 154 00:03:40,782 --> 00:03:42,285 It's probably natural causes. 155 00:03:42,327 --> 00:03:45,291 - We'll take a look around... 156 00:03:42,327 --> 00:03:45,291 - Sure. 157 00:03:45,333 --> 00:03:47,629 This huge apartment. 158 00:03:47,671 --> 00:03:50,468 What is this, like, 159 00:03:47,671 --> 00:03:50,468 1,800 square feet? 160 00:03:50,510 --> 00:03:52,305 Exposed brick. 161 00:03:52,347 --> 00:03:53,851 Got tons of natural light. 162 00:03:53,893 --> 00:03:56,313 Weird. I thought you'd be most 163 00:03:53,893 --> 00:03:56,313 exciting about the gas range. 164 00:03:56,355 --> 00:03:59,319 They have a gas range. 165 00:03:59,361 --> 00:04:00,614 I have to apply 166 00:03:59,361 --> 00:04:00,614 for this apartment. 167 00:04:00,655 --> 00:04:02,076 I mean, it just 168 00:04:00,655 --> 00:04:02,076 became available. 169 00:04:02,118 --> 00:04:03,578 We're the only two people 170 00:04:02,118 --> 00:04:03,578 to see it. 171 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:05,457 This is an opportunity 172 00:04:03,620 --> 00:04:05,457 you just don't get 173 00:04:05,498 --> 00:04:06,835 in New York real estate ever. 174 00:04:06,877 --> 00:04:08,630 A woman just died here. 175 00:04:08,671 --> 00:04:10,550 Don't be gross 176 00:04:08,671 --> 00:04:10,550 and disrespectful. 177 00:04:13,723 --> 00:04:16,687 Holy crap, look at all 178 00:04:13,723 --> 00:04:16,687 this closet space. 179 00:04:16,729 --> 00:04:17,983 I'm applying too. 180 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:19,987 What? You don't need 181 00:04:18,024 --> 00:04:19,987 closet space. 182 00:04:20,028 --> 00:04:21,907 You have, like, one outfit. 183 00:04:21,949 --> 00:04:23,618 - Just let me have this. 184 00:04:21,949 --> 00:04:23,618 - No. 185 00:04:23,660 --> 00:04:24,830 We saw it at the same time. 186 00:04:24,871 --> 00:04:26,707 May the best man win. 187 00:04:26,749 --> 00:04:27,751 Game on. 188 00:04:29,172 --> 00:04:32,427 I mean, the game of 189 00:04:29,172 --> 00:04:32,427 contacting the next of kin. 190 00:04:32,469 --> 00:04:34,140 That's the game 191 00:04:32,469 --> 00:04:34,140 I like to play. 192 00:04:34,182 --> 00:04:36,477 Peralta, it's no coincidence 193 00:04:34,182 --> 00:04:36,477 you're on a ship. 194 00:04:36,519 --> 00:04:38,439 You won a free cruise 195 00:04:36,519 --> 00:04:38,439 without entering a contest. 196 00:04:38,481 --> 00:04:39,566 How do you think 197 00:04:38,481 --> 00:04:39,566 that happened? 198 00:04:39,608 --> 00:04:40,862 I don't know. 199 00:04:40,903 --> 00:04:43,074 Maybe it's because I bought 200 00:04:40,903 --> 00:04:43,074 "Speed 2" on DVD, 201 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,409 and the Internet 202 00:04:43,116 --> 00:04:44,409 realized that cruises 203 00:04:44,451 --> 00:04:45,411 were one of my interests. 204 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:47,208 Great film. 205 00:04:45,453 --> 00:04:47,208 Sandy B. in a sarong. 206 00:04:47,249 --> 00:04:48,210 Damn straight. 207 00:04:48,251 --> 00:04:49,419 But the tix 208 00:04:48,251 --> 00:04:49,419 are all me. 209 00:04:49,461 --> 00:04:51,007 I brought you here 210 00:04:49,461 --> 00:04:51,007 'cause I'm in peril. 211 00:04:51,049 --> 00:04:52,592 - Pfft. Peril. 212 00:04:51,049 --> 00:04:52,592 - Don't "pfft" my peril. 213 00:04:52,634 --> 00:04:53,929 Pfft. 214 00:04:53,971 --> 00:04:55,557 Somebody's trying to kill me, 215 00:04:53,971 --> 00:04:55,557 and I need protection, 216 00:04:55,598 --> 00:04:57,186 so I sent for my best friend. 217 00:04:57,228 --> 00:04:58,563 I am not 218 00:04:57,228 --> 00:04:58,563 your best friend. 219 00:04:58,604 --> 00:05:00,441 I'm your worst enemy. 220 00:04:58,604 --> 00:05:00,441 Get that through your head. 221 00:05:00,483 --> 00:05:01,485 It's this kind 222 00:05:00,483 --> 00:05:01,485 of bickering 223 00:05:01,527 --> 00:05:03,073 that makes us 224 00:05:01,527 --> 00:05:03,073 such an adorable couple. 225 00:05:03,114 --> 00:05:05,451 Whatever, Judy. 226 00:05:03,114 --> 00:05:05,451 You're under arrest. 227 00:05:05,493 --> 00:05:07,664 You can't arrest me, boo. 228 00:05:05,493 --> 00:05:07,664 We're in international waters, 229 00:05:07,706 --> 00:05:10,670 which is also why I can smoke 230 00:05:07,706 --> 00:05:10,670 as much weed as I want. 231 00:05:10,712 --> 00:05:12,716 Welcome to the high seas. 232 00:05:12,758 --> 00:05:14,345 No, no way that 233 00:05:12,758 --> 00:05:14,345 that's true. 234 00:05:14,387 --> 00:05:15,638 Amy, tell me I can 235 00:05:14,387 --> 00:05:15,638 arrest him right now. 236 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,475 Judy's right. 237 00:05:15,680 --> 00:05:17,475 We have no jurisdiction. 238 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:19,730 Technically this boat flies 239 00:05:17,517 --> 00:05:19,730 under the flag of Uzbekistan. 240 00:05:19,772 --> 00:05:24,323 Uh-oh. Your girl knows 241 00:05:19,772 --> 00:05:24,323 about the Uzbeks. Boom. 242 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:26,244 But the captain 243 00:05:24,365 --> 00:05:26,244 can have him arrested. 244 00:05:26,286 --> 00:05:27,537 He has total authority 245 00:05:26,286 --> 00:05:27,537 on this boat. 246 00:05:27,579 --> 00:05:30,294 Perfect. 247 00:05:27,579 --> 00:05:30,294 Captains love me. 248 00:05:30,335 --> 00:05:32,423 Just wait until he or she 249 00:05:32,464 --> 00:05:34,551 finds out they're 250 00:05:32,464 --> 00:05:34,551 employing a criminal. 251 00:05:34,593 --> 00:05:37,141 Yeah, about 40% of the crew 252 00:05:34,593 --> 00:05:37,141 are criminals. 253 00:05:37,934 --> 00:05:39,186 It's hard 254 00:05:37,934 --> 00:05:39,186 to find normal people 255 00:05:39,228 --> 00:05:40,479 who want to live on a boat. 256 00:05:40,521 --> 00:05:42,483 I, myself, 257 00:05:40,521 --> 00:05:42,483 am a tax evader. 258 00:05:42,525 --> 00:05:44,280 I just need him locked up 259 00:05:42,525 --> 00:05:44,280 till we get back to New York. 260 00:05:44,322 --> 00:05:46,159 Can't you just throw him 261 00:05:44,322 --> 00:05:46,159 in boat jail? 262 00:05:46,200 --> 00:05:47,453 It's called the brig. 263 00:05:47,493 --> 00:05:49,332 He is my best 264 00:05:47,493 --> 00:05:49,332 lounge singer, 265 00:05:49,373 --> 00:05:51,252 and I need to keep people 266 00:05:49,373 --> 00:05:51,252 distracted. 267 00:05:51,294 --> 00:05:53,547 Just between us, we're nearly 268 00:05:51,294 --> 00:05:53,547 out of ranch dressing. 269 00:05:53,589 --> 00:05:54,758 On day one? 270 00:05:54,801 --> 00:05:56,262 These people are animals. 271 00:05:56,304 --> 00:05:58,557 Listen, as long 272 00:05:56,304 --> 00:05:58,557 as he's on my boat, 273 00:05:58,599 --> 00:06:00,561 Doug Judy is a free man. 274 00:06:04,821 --> 00:06:07,575 Jake, Amy, 275 00:06:04,821 --> 00:06:07,575 welcome to my cabin, 276 00:06:07,617 --> 00:06:10,790 AKA the Boom-Boom Stateroom. 277 00:06:13,129 --> 00:06:15,591 This is 278 00:06:13,129 --> 00:06:15,591 a royale level suite. 279 00:06:15,633 --> 00:06:17,595 I never thought 280 00:06:15,633 --> 00:06:17,595 we'd see one in person. 281 00:06:17,637 --> 00:06:18,891 Little perk of being 282 00:06:18,932 --> 00:06:20,727 Carousel Cruises' 283 00:06:18,932 --> 00:06:20,727 entertainer of the year. 284 00:06:24,109 --> 00:06:25,611 A little pitch-y. 285 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:26,948 You're welcome 286 00:06:25,653 --> 00:06:26,948 to chill here. 287 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:28,617 It's the least I can do 288 00:06:26,990 --> 00:06:28,617 to thank you for protecting me. 289 00:06:28,659 --> 00:06:30,915 Never. 290 00:06:28,659 --> 00:06:30,915 This protection scam is a scam. 291 00:06:30,956 --> 00:06:32,625 Do you honestly think 292 00:06:30,956 --> 00:06:32,625 you can fool me again 293 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:35,549 just because you've successfully 294 00:06:32,667 --> 00:06:35,549 done it numerous times before? 295 00:06:35,589 --> 00:06:37,677 Look, my old boss 296 00:06:35,589 --> 00:06:37,677 wants me dead. 297 00:06:37,719 --> 00:06:39,139 I've been laying low 298 00:06:37,719 --> 00:06:39,139 on this ship, 299 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:40,641 and I got word from 300 00:06:39,181 --> 00:06:40,641 a friend on the inside 301 00:06:40,683 --> 00:06:41,811 that they found me, 302 00:06:40,683 --> 00:06:41,811 and there's a hitman 303 00:06:41,853 --> 00:06:43,899 coming to end 304 00:06:41,853 --> 00:06:43,899 my beautiful life. 305 00:06:43,941 --> 00:06:46,112 That's why I sent you 306 00:06:43,941 --> 00:06:46,112 the free tickets. 307 00:06:46,153 --> 00:06:48,909 No! No, no way. 308 00:06:46,153 --> 00:06:48,909 I'm not buying it. 309 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,454 You can't get away 310 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,454 from me again. 311 00:06:50,495 --> 00:06:52,875 Amy and I are gonna spend every 312 00:06:50,495 --> 00:06:52,875 second of our romantic cruise 313 00:06:52,917 --> 00:06:55,671 watching you, 314 00:06:52,917 --> 00:06:55,671 assuming that's okay? 315 00:06:55,713 --> 00:06:57,217 Yep. That's what 316 00:06:55,713 --> 00:06:57,217 we're gonna do. 317 00:06:57,259 --> 00:06:58,677 Yeah. 318 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,014 I'll just get rid 319 00:06:58,719 --> 00:07:00,014 of this itinerary. 320 00:07:00,056 --> 00:07:01,810 No, no, no, no, Ames, 321 00:07:00,056 --> 00:07:01,810 don't put that down. 322 00:07:01,851 --> 00:07:04,689 We have to find the hitman 323 00:07:01,851 --> 00:07:04,689 before he finds me. 324 00:07:04,731 --> 00:07:06,693 I'm guessing this'll take us 325 00:07:04,731 --> 00:07:06,693 all over the boat. 326 00:07:06,735 --> 00:07:08,991 Oh, yeah, that's 327 00:07:06,735 --> 00:07:08,991 an ENAC sitch right there. 328 00:07:09,032 --> 00:07:10,701 "Every Nook And Cranny." 329 00:07:10,743 --> 00:07:14,084 Perfect. We'll just ENAC 330 00:07:10,743 --> 00:07:14,084 sitch, uh, of this bitch. 331 00:07:14,126 --> 00:07:16,130 How's it going 332 00:07:14,126 --> 00:07:16,130 with your sister, sir? 333 00:07:16,172 --> 00:07:17,715 Well, last night, 334 00:07:16,172 --> 00:07:17,715 she told me in a great detail 335 00:07:17,757 --> 00:07:19,678 about a fight she got into 336 00:07:17,757 --> 00:07:19,678 with her trainer, 337 00:07:19,719 --> 00:07:21,891 whom she accused 338 00:07:19,719 --> 00:07:21,891 of stealing a hairbrush. 339 00:07:21,933 --> 00:07:24,939 Now she's on the phone, 340 00:07:21,933 --> 00:07:24,939 screaming at our mother. 341 00:07:24,981 --> 00:07:26,233 We'll keep her 342 00:07:24,981 --> 00:07:26,233 out of your hair. 343 00:07:26,275 --> 00:07:27,820 I'm good 344 00:07:26,275 --> 00:07:27,820 at distracting people. 345 00:07:27,862 --> 00:07:29,698 It's what I do with 346 00:07:27,862 --> 00:07:29,698 my toddlers all day long. 347 00:07:29,739 --> 00:07:32,787 How does she feel 348 00:07:29,739 --> 00:07:32,787 about balloon animals? 349 00:07:32,830 --> 00:07:34,917 I'm sure she has a complicated 350 00:07:32,830 --> 00:07:34,917 relationship with them. 351 00:07:34,959 --> 00:07:36,753 - Ray! 352 00:07:34,959 --> 00:07:36,753 - Here she comes. 353 00:07:36,795 --> 00:07:38,716 No balloon animals. 354 00:07:38,757 --> 00:07:40,220 You ain't gonna believe 355 00:07:38,757 --> 00:07:40,220 Mom's take on this. 356 00:07:40,261 --> 00:07:42,765 She thinks I'm the one 357 00:07:40,261 --> 00:07:42,765 who should apologize 358 00:07:42,808 --> 00:07:44,186 just 'cause it turns out 359 00:07:42,808 --> 00:07:44,186 the hairbrush 360 00:07:44,228 --> 00:07:45,814 ended up being in my car. 361 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:48,194 Yes, I'd love to discuss your 362 00:07:45,856 --> 00:07:48,194 hairbrush for even more time, 363 00:07:48,236 --> 00:07:50,781 but I have some pressing 364 00:07:48,236 --> 00:07:50,781 police matters to attend to. 365 00:07:50,824 --> 00:07:53,621 Look at you. 366 00:07:50,824 --> 00:07:53,621 Always working. 367 00:07:53,663 --> 00:07:55,791 What happened 368 00:07:53,663 --> 00:07:55,791 to my fun big brother? 369 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:57,963 Fun? I was never fun. 370 00:07:55,834 --> 00:07:57,963 You take that back. 371 00:07:58,005 --> 00:08:00,093 I'm sure she didn't mean 372 00:07:58,005 --> 00:08:00,093 anything by it, sir. 373 00:08:00,134 --> 00:08:02,681 When we were little, we would 374 00:08:00,134 --> 00:08:02,681 go down in the basement, 375 00:08:02,723 --> 00:08:03,975 and he would build us 376 00:08:02,723 --> 00:08:03,975 a fort. 377 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,812 We would stay down there 378 00:08:04,017 --> 00:08:05,812 all day. 379 00:08:05,854 --> 00:08:09,319 And Ray would sing these silly 380 00:08:05,854 --> 00:08:09,319 little made-up songs. 381 00:08:09,361 --> 00:08:11,323 George and Ira Gershwin 382 00:08:09,361 --> 00:08:11,323 did not compose 383 00:08:11,365 --> 00:08:12,826 silly, made-up songs. 384 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:16,292 Uh, Debbie, let me 385 00:08:12,868 --> 00:08:16,292 show you New York, okay? 386 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:18,838 The buildings, 387 00:08:16,333 --> 00:08:18,838 the subway, the bank, 388 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,842 the dry cleaner... 389 00:08:18,880 --> 00:08:20,842 I got to run some errands. 390 00:08:20,884 --> 00:08:22,721 Oh, that's 391 00:08:20,884 --> 00:08:22,721 a great idea, Gina. 392 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:24,850 Debbie, I'm so sorry 393 00:08:22,763 --> 00:08:24,850 I won't get a chance 394 00:08:24,892 --> 00:08:26,270 to see you much on your visit. 395 00:08:26,312 --> 00:08:27,856 Uh, no thing 396 00:08:26,312 --> 00:08:27,856 but a chicken wing, 397 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:29,860 'cause I'm gonna be here 398 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:29,860 for six weeks. 399 00:08:29,902 --> 00:08:32,741 I'ma be all up 400 00:08:29,902 --> 00:08:32,741 in your life, okay? 401 00:08:34,703 --> 00:08:35,998 I got five down. 402 00:08:36,039 --> 00:08:38,252 I figured out the theme. 403 00:08:36,039 --> 00:08:38,252 It's boats. 404 00:08:38,294 --> 00:08:40,047 Okay, I get it. 405 00:08:40,089 --> 00:08:43,220 She's smart and lovable; 406 00:08:40,089 --> 00:08:43,220 you're scrappy and lovable; 407 00:08:43,262 --> 00:08:45,767 together you're just 408 00:08:43,262 --> 00:08:45,767 lovable and lovable. 409 00:08:45,810 --> 00:08:47,771 Okay, so where's 410 00:08:45,810 --> 00:08:47,771 this hitman, Judy? 411 00:08:47,814 --> 00:08:49,900 Look, I don't know 412 00:08:47,814 --> 00:08:49,900 who they sent, 413 00:08:49,942 --> 00:08:50,986 but he's on the boat. 414 00:08:51,028 --> 00:08:52,322 Check out this manifest. 415 00:08:52,364 --> 00:08:55,370 Somebody boarded in San Juan 416 00:08:52,364 --> 00:08:55,370 named Henry Coles. 417 00:08:55,411 --> 00:08:57,666 Henry Street 418 00:08:55,411 --> 00:08:57,666 and Coles Street, 419 00:08:57,708 --> 00:08:59,920 that's the corner of your old 420 00:08:57,708 --> 00:08:59,920 chop shop in Brooklyn. 421 00:08:59,962 --> 00:09:01,298 - This is an alias. 422 00:08:59,962 --> 00:09:01,298 - Mm-hmm. 423 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:03,344 And my porter buddy checked out 424 00:09:01,340 --> 00:09:03,344 Henry Coles' cabin, 425 00:09:03,386 --> 00:09:04,388 He hasn't been in it yet. 426 00:09:04,429 --> 00:09:05,932 He's hiding somewhere 427 00:09:04,429 --> 00:09:05,932 on this boat 428 00:09:05,974 --> 00:09:08,062 ready to jump out and kill me 429 00:09:05,974 --> 00:09:08,062 at any moment. 430 00:09:08,103 --> 00:09:09,858 Probably creepin' around 431 00:09:08,103 --> 00:09:09,858 in my closet. 432 00:09:09,899 --> 00:09:11,944 - Or stowed away in a lifeboat. 433 00:09:09,899 --> 00:09:11,944 - Or hiding in a wall. 434 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:12,946 Or holed up 435 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:12,946 in the engine room. 436 00:09:12,988 --> 00:09:14,366 Camouflaged 437 00:09:12,988 --> 00:09:14,366 in the shrubbery. 438 00:09:14,408 --> 00:09:15,870 Predator style. 439 00:09:15,911 --> 00:09:17,915 No. 440 00:09:15,911 --> 00:09:17,915 We are not having fun. 441 00:09:17,956 --> 00:09:20,002 You will not suck me in 442 00:09:17,956 --> 00:09:20,002 with your wily charms. 443 00:09:21,422 --> 00:09:24,219 Senor Gotaro, un café 444 00:09:21,422 --> 00:09:24,219 con leche, sin azúcar. 445 00:09:24,261 --> 00:09:25,304 Gracias. 446 00:09:25,346 --> 00:09:28,978 Hola, Mr. Gotaro. 447 00:09:25,346 --> 00:09:28,978 Good to see you. 448 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:30,982 Can I talk to Rosa 449 00:09:29,020 --> 00:09:30,982 for a quick sec 450 00:09:31,024 --> 00:09:33,320 about some super serious 451 00:09:31,024 --> 00:09:33,320 police work? 452 00:09:33,362 --> 00:09:34,990 I know what 453 00:09:33,362 --> 00:09:34,990 you're trying to do. 454 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:36,076 You brought him in here 455 00:09:35,032 --> 00:09:36,076 to butter him up. 456 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:38,414 Yeah, and I've been 457 00:09:36,118 --> 00:09:38,414 laying it on... 458 00:09:38,456 --> 00:09:40,000 real thick. 459 00:09:41,044 --> 00:09:42,756 Mint? 460 00:09:42,798 --> 00:09:45,136 Okay, but you're 461 00:09:42,798 --> 00:09:45,136 making a big mistake. 462 00:09:45,177 --> 00:09:47,014 Nobody sucks up like a Boyle. 463 00:09:47,056 --> 00:09:49,144 Of course, you knew that already 464 00:09:47,056 --> 00:09:49,144 because you're so smart. 465 00:09:50,313 --> 00:09:51,774 I just did it to you. 466 00:09:51,817 --> 00:09:53,778 Fine, little man. 467 00:09:53,821 --> 00:09:56,032 - Bring it. 468 00:09:53,821 --> 00:09:56,032 - Okay. 469 00:09:56,074 --> 00:09:57,076 Looks like you and I 470 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:59,748 are in a good, 471 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:59,748 old-fashioned suck-off. 472 00:09:59,790 --> 00:10:01,042 Don't call it a suck-off. 473 00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:03,046 Why not? 474 00:10:01,084 --> 00:10:03,046 Why shouldn't... 475 00:10:03,088 --> 00:10:04,174 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, 476 00:10:03,088 --> 00:10:04,174 yeah, yeah. 477 00:10:04,215 --> 00:10:06,428 Totally, yep. Mm-hmm. 478 00:10:04,215 --> 00:10:06,428 Right. Smart. Good. 479 00:10:08,182 --> 00:10:10,060 You brought your own 480 00:10:08,182 --> 00:10:10,060 shuffleboard stick? 481 00:10:10,102 --> 00:10:12,064 - Mm-hmm. 482 00:10:10,102 --> 00:10:12,064 - They're called tangs. 483 00:10:12,106 --> 00:10:13,442 You should be glad 484 00:10:12,106 --> 00:10:13,442 she has her own. 485 00:10:13,484 --> 00:10:15,363 You don't want her messing 486 00:10:13,484 --> 00:10:15,363 with another man's tang. 487 00:10:15,404 --> 00:10:17,074 There is no way 488 00:10:15,404 --> 00:10:17,074 they're called tangs. 489 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:18,285 It's true. They are. 490 00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:20,414 And the disks 491 00:10:18,327 --> 00:10:20,414 are called biscuits. 492 00:10:22,002 --> 00:10:24,088 Yes. 493 00:10:22,002 --> 00:10:24,088 - Tangs and biscuits? 494 00:10:24,130 --> 00:10:25,132 That is so dumb. 495 00:10:25,174 --> 00:10:27,805 I officially love 496 00:10:25,174 --> 00:10:27,805 shuffleboard. 497 00:10:27,847 --> 00:10:30,100 Clear a path! 498 00:10:27,847 --> 00:10:30,100 I'm about to whip my biscuit! 499 00:10:30,142 --> 00:10:32,188 Yah! 500 00:10:32,230 --> 00:10:34,108 Whoo. 501 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:36,823 About time 502 00:10:34,150 --> 00:10:36,823 you smiled, Jake. 503 00:10:36,865 --> 00:10:38,450 You've been a real 504 00:10:36,865 --> 00:10:38,450 tang in the mud. 505 00:10:38,492 --> 00:10:40,204 - All right. 506 00:10:38,492 --> 00:10:40,204 - Hey, little advice. 507 00:10:40,246 --> 00:10:41,875 Amy is great. 508 00:10:41,917 --> 00:10:43,126 You want to keep her, 509 00:10:43,168 --> 00:10:44,881 be more receptive 510 00:10:43,168 --> 00:10:44,881 to her interests. 511 00:10:44,923 --> 00:10:46,466 All right, now you're 512 00:10:44,923 --> 00:10:46,466 taking it too far, Judy. 513 00:10:46,508 --> 00:10:49,807 I don't need relationship advice 514 00:10:46,508 --> 00:10:49,807 from my criminal archnemesis. 515 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:51,142 Look, I just want 516 00:10:49,849 --> 00:10:51,142 to see you two happy. 517 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,105 No. This is just 518 00:10:51,184 --> 00:10:53,105 another one of your lies, 519 00:10:53,146 --> 00:10:54,315 just like your fake hitman. 520 00:10:54,357 --> 00:10:55,903 There is a hitman 521 00:10:54,357 --> 00:10:55,903 on this boat. 522 00:10:55,945 --> 00:10:58,074 Henry Coles 523 00:10:55,945 --> 00:10:58,074 is coming to kill me. 524 00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:00,078 Excuse me? 525 00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:01,496 - What? 526 00:11:00,119 --> 00:11:01,496 - You said my name. 527 00:11:01,538 --> 00:11:03,042 I'm Henry Coles. 528 00:11:03,084 --> 00:11:04,127 You're Henry Coles? 529 00:11:04,168 --> 00:11:05,839 According to 530 00:11:04,168 --> 00:11:05,839 my medical alert bracelet. 531 00:11:05,881 --> 00:11:07,174 Well, this 532 00:11:05,881 --> 00:11:07,174 is interesting. 533 00:11:07,216 --> 00:11:09,304 This is Henry Coles. 534 00:11:07,216 --> 00:11:09,304 Let's just take a look at that. 535 00:11:09,345 --> 00:11:12,393 Oh, it says, 536 00:11:09,345 --> 00:11:12,393 "Doug Judy is a liar." 537 00:11:12,435 --> 00:11:15,190 Actually, 538 00:11:12,435 --> 00:11:15,190 it says I'm a fall risk. 539 00:11:15,232 --> 00:11:18,824 Okay, you're kind of 540 00:11:15,232 --> 00:11:18,824 ruining my burn here, Henry. 541 00:11:18,865 --> 00:11:22,204 I knew it. I knew Henry Coles 542 00:11:18,865 --> 00:11:22,204 was a 90-year old man 543 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,875 with type 1 diabetes 544 00:11:22,246 --> 00:11:23,875 and emphysema. 545 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,210 Obviously, I didn't know 546 00:11:23,917 --> 00:11:25,210 those specifics, 547 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,296 but I knew 548 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:26,296 you were lying. 549 00:11:26,338 --> 00:11:27,757 So Henry Coles 550 00:11:26,338 --> 00:11:27,757 wasn't the guy. 551 00:11:27,800 --> 00:11:28,844 My bad. 552 00:11:28,885 --> 00:11:30,054 There's still somebody 553 00:11:28,885 --> 00:11:30,054 on this boat 554 00:11:30,096 --> 00:11:31,056 who wants to kill me. 555 00:11:31,098 --> 00:11:32,058 You're trying 556 00:11:31,098 --> 00:11:32,058 to get away, 557 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,477 and it's not 558 00:11:32,100 --> 00:11:33,477 gonna happen. 559 00:11:33,519 --> 00:11:35,230 We're spending the rest 560 00:11:33,519 --> 00:11:35,230 of this trip in your cabin. 561 00:11:35,272 --> 00:11:36,274 Amy and I will take 562 00:11:35,272 --> 00:11:36,274 sleep shifts 563 00:11:36,316 --> 00:11:38,154 to make sure someone's 564 00:11:36,316 --> 00:11:38,154 always watching you. 565 00:11:38,194 --> 00:11:41,785 Thank you. That makes me 566 00:11:38,194 --> 00:11:41,785 feel super safe. 567 00:11:43,039 --> 00:11:44,290 And if you want to smush, 568 00:11:43,039 --> 00:11:44,290 I have a sleep mask 569 00:11:44,332 --> 00:11:47,212 and noise canceling 570 00:11:44,332 --> 00:11:47,212 headphones. 571 00:11:47,254 --> 00:11:49,051 Can't we just lock him 572 00:11:47,254 --> 00:11:49,051 up in there? 573 00:11:49,092 --> 00:11:51,096 Do we really have to trade off 574 00:11:49,092 --> 00:11:51,096 sleep for the next six nights? 575 00:11:51,138 --> 00:11:52,598 I know. I'm sorry. 576 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:56,065 But he did say that he'd wear 577 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:56,065 a mask if we want to smush. 578 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:58,862 Fine. I get it. 579 00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:58,862 He's the Pontiac Bandit. 580 00:11:58,904 --> 00:12:00,073 You take the first shift. 581 00:12:00,114 --> 00:12:02,618 Thank you so much. 582 00:12:00,114 --> 00:12:02,618 You're the best. 583 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:03,787 [glass shattering 584 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:03,787 and people grunting] 585 00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:05,959 Hey, NYPD! 586 00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:05,959 Let him go! 587 00:12:09,091 --> 00:12:10,300 Now do you believe me? 588 00:12:10,342 --> 00:12:11,762 That guy was trying 589 00:12:10,342 --> 00:12:11,762 to kill me. 590 00:12:11,804 --> 00:12:13,640 All right, fine! 591 00:12:11,804 --> 00:12:13,640 Someone wants you dead! 592 00:12:13,682 --> 00:12:15,019 You win. 593 00:12:20,822 --> 00:12:22,658 Ooh, I still sound 594 00:12:20,822 --> 00:12:22,658 like an angel. 595 00:12:22,700 --> 00:12:23,786 You sure? 596 00:12:23,828 --> 00:12:25,206 Thank God you were 597 00:12:23,828 --> 00:12:25,206 there, Peralta. 598 00:12:25,248 --> 00:12:26,792 I knew you wouldn't let 599 00:12:25,248 --> 00:12:26,792 your best friend die. 600 00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:27,962 I'm still gonna 601 00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:27,962 arrest you. 602 00:12:28,003 --> 00:12:29,131 I just can't do that 603 00:12:28,003 --> 00:12:29,131 if you're dead. 604 00:12:29,172 --> 00:12:30,340 Whatever you gotta 605 00:12:29,172 --> 00:12:30,340 tell yourself. 606 00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:33,055 Baby steps. It's hard getting 607 00:12:30,382 --> 00:12:33,055 him out of his shell. 608 00:12:33,097 --> 00:12:34,474 Tell me about it. 609 00:12:34,515 --> 00:12:37,354 Every time we get emotional, 610 00:12:34,515 --> 00:12:37,354 he's like, "Noice, smort." 611 00:12:37,396 --> 00:12:39,025 Okay, can we 612 00:12:37,396 --> 00:12:39,025 focus up here? 613 00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:40,653 We still don't know 614 00:12:39,067 --> 00:12:40,653 what your hitman looks like, 615 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:42,364 so we're gonna have 616 00:12:40,694 --> 00:12:42,364 to flush him out. 617 00:12:42,406 --> 00:12:43,366 Wait a minute. 618 00:12:43,408 --> 00:12:45,037 Where do the toilets 619 00:12:43,408 --> 00:12:45,037 on this boat go? 620 00:12:45,079 --> 00:12:46,123 You don't want to know. 621 00:12:46,165 --> 00:12:47,708 The pool? 622 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:50,047 - Ocean. 623 00:12:47,750 --> 00:12:50,047 - Oh, that's even worse. 624 00:12:50,089 --> 00:12:51,216 That's where my shrimp live. 625 00:12:51,258 --> 00:12:52,384 Anyways, he'll probably 626 00:12:51,258 --> 00:12:52,384 try to hit me 627 00:12:52,426 --> 00:12:54,264 at my show this afternoon. 628 00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:56,392 At least I'll die 629 00:12:54,306 --> 00:12:56,392 doing what I love: 630 00:12:56,434 --> 00:12:57,980 getting people horny at sea. 631 00:12:58,022 --> 00:12:59,398 Yeah. Yeah. 632 00:12:58,022 --> 00:12:59,398 That's gross. 633 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,902 All right, 634 00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,902 here's the plan. 635 00:13:00,944 --> 00:13:03,157 We're gonna leave you alone 636 00:13:00,944 --> 00:13:03,157 on stage and dangle you as bait. 637 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,701 Damn! Bait dangling? 638 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,412 If we're up on stage with you, 639 00:13:04,742 --> 00:13:06,412 it could spook him. 640 00:13:06,454 --> 00:13:07,833 We'll blend into the crowd, 641 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:09,752 and we'll take him down 642 00:13:07,875 --> 00:13:09,752 before he even gets to you. 643 00:13:09,794 --> 00:13:12,424 All right, I'll trust you. 644 00:13:12,466 --> 00:13:14,972 But if you're gonna blend in, 645 00:13:15,014 --> 00:13:16,432 you got to blend in. 646 00:13:23,155 --> 00:13:24,448 You two 647 00:13:23,155 --> 00:13:24,448 are looking good. 648 00:13:24,490 --> 00:13:25,869 Really? I kind of feel 649 00:13:25,911 --> 00:13:28,165 like I'm Jimmy Buffett's 650 00:13:25,911 --> 00:13:28,165 tennis coach. 651 00:13:28,207 --> 00:13:29,376 No, it's working. 652 00:13:29,416 --> 00:13:31,213 You know I had a major crush 653 00:13:29,416 --> 00:13:31,213 on Magnum P.I.? 654 00:13:31,255 --> 00:13:32,464 Major. 655 00:13:32,506 --> 00:13:34,261 Oh, should I grow 656 00:13:32,506 --> 00:13:34,261 a moustache? 657 00:13:34,302 --> 00:13:35,512 Yeah, you should. 658 00:13:35,554 --> 00:13:37,725 Actually, I can't. 659 00:13:35,554 --> 00:13:37,725 I'm physically incapable. 660 00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:39,855 I shouldn't have suggested that. 661 00:13:37,767 --> 00:13:39,855 Should we go in? 662 00:13:42,026 --> 00:13:43,486 You found me. 663 00:13:43,528 --> 00:13:46,285 Drinking seltzer 664 00:13:43,528 --> 00:13:46,285 in the shadows. 665 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,496 I still can't believe Debbie's 666 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:48,496 gonna be staying with me 667 00:13:48,538 --> 00:13:50,500 for six weeks. 668 00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:52,422 Sir, when your neighbor 669 00:13:50,542 --> 00:13:52,422 is playing 670 00:13:52,462 --> 00:13:53,967 their terrible music too loud, 671 00:13:54,008 --> 00:13:55,468 do you ask them 672 00:13:54,008 --> 00:13:55,468 to be quiet? 673 00:13:55,510 --> 00:13:56,889 Hell no. 674 00:13:56,931 --> 00:13:59,812 You blast your garbage, 675 00:13:56,931 --> 00:13:59,812 and you drown 'em out. 676 00:13:59,853 --> 00:14:03,319 You got to fight drama 677 00:13:59,853 --> 00:14:03,319 with drama. 678 00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:08,536 Debbie, 679 00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:08,536 it's just too much. 680 00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:10,207 - What happened? 681 00:14:08,578 --> 00:14:10,207 - Wait till you hear. 682 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:14,132 Kevin is all, "Hey, man, 683 00:14:10,249 --> 00:14:14,132 I'm leaving for Paris," 684 00:14:14,174 --> 00:14:17,596 And I said, 685 00:14:14,174 --> 00:14:17,596 "Then go already. 686 00:14:17,638 --> 00:14:19,351 I don't care," 687 00:14:17,638 --> 00:14:19,351 but I do care, 688 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:22,523 and now I'm like, 689 00:14:19,392 --> 00:14:22,523 "Where's Kevin?" 690 00:14:22,564 --> 00:14:24,568 Well, I didn't know y'all 691 00:14:22,564 --> 00:14:24,568 had all of that going on. 692 00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:28,285 Ugh, no one 693 00:14:24,610 --> 00:14:28,285 understands me. 694 00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:30,247 And now you're here, 695 00:14:28,327 --> 00:14:30,247 and I love you, 696 00:14:30,289 --> 00:14:34,005 but, like, 697 00:14:30,289 --> 00:14:34,005 it's a lot. 698 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,927 Everything in my life 699 00:14:34,047 --> 00:14:36,927 is a hot mess right now. 700 00:14:36,969 --> 00:14:38,222 Damn. 701 00:14:38,263 --> 00:14:40,476 Captain, the commissioner 702 00:14:38,263 --> 00:14:40,476 called again. 703 00:14:40,518 --> 00:14:42,898 He wants to know when 704 00:14:40,518 --> 00:14:42,898 crime will be down. 705 00:14:42,939 --> 00:14:45,610 Are you kidding me? 706 00:14:42,939 --> 00:14:45,610 What am I supposed to tell him? 707 00:14:45,652 --> 00:14:47,448 I'm under so much pressure. 708 00:14:47,490 --> 00:14:48,616 I just can't even. 709 00:14:48,658 --> 00:14:51,540 You got a lot on you. 710 00:14:51,581 --> 00:14:53,460 And I don't want 711 00:14:51,581 --> 00:14:53,460 to overstay my welcome 712 00:14:53,502 --> 00:14:55,172 if that's gonna 713 00:14:53,502 --> 00:14:55,172 stress you out. 714 00:14:55,214 --> 00:14:59,305 It will, especially 715 00:14:55,214 --> 00:14:59,305 with Mercury in... 716 00:14:59,347 --> 00:15:00,558 retrograde. 717 00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:02,938 I am sorry. 718 00:15:02,979 --> 00:15:06,820 I-I didn't know. I mean, 719 00:15:02,979 --> 00:15:06,820 the only reason I came is... 720 00:15:06,862 --> 00:15:08,532 'cause Gary left me. 721 00:15:08,574 --> 00:15:10,119 What? 722 00:15:10,160 --> 00:15:12,874 He was cheating on me. 723 00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:15,003 But you know what? 724 00:15:12,916 --> 00:15:15,003 No. No, no, no. 725 00:15:15,045 --> 00:15:17,007 I'm not gonna burden you 726 00:15:15,045 --> 00:15:17,007 with that, okay? 727 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,053 I will deal 728 00:15:17,049 --> 00:15:19,053 with that myself. 729 00:15:20,389 --> 00:15:21,600 There's been a jailbreak, 730 00:15:21,641 --> 00:15:24,188 and the Mafia's at it again. 731 00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:26,692 - Hey, what's going on here? 732 00:15:26,734 --> 00:15:28,238 I didn't realize 733 00:15:26,734 --> 00:15:28,238 we had more questions 734 00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:29,950 to ask Mr. Gotaro together. 735 00:15:29,992 --> 00:15:33,123 Oh, we don't. 736 00:15:29,992 --> 00:15:33,123 I asked Mr. Gotaro all of them. 737 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:35,962 Wait. Hold on. 738 00:15:33,165 --> 00:15:35,962 "Gotaro." 739 00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:38,342 Isn't that 740 00:15:36,004 --> 00:15:38,342 a Andalusian name? 741 00:15:38,383 --> 00:15:40,554 - Yeah. 742 00:15:38,383 --> 00:15:40,554 - What a weird coincidence. 743 00:15:40,596 --> 00:15:42,016 Pardon me, 744 00:15:40,596 --> 00:15:42,016 Detective Diaz. 745 00:15:42,057 --> 00:15:46,525 Last night, I cooked up 746 00:15:42,057 --> 00:15:46,525 a ton of Andalusian baby eels. 747 00:15:46,566 --> 00:15:48,069 - Unbelievable. 748 00:15:48,111 --> 00:15:50,073 I love angula. 749 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,409 I mean, it's impossible 750 00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,409 to find here. 751 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,413 Oh, not if you have a ton 752 00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:53,413 of disposable income 753 00:15:53,455 --> 00:15:55,292 and great credit, 754 00:15:53,455 --> 00:15:55,292 like I do. 755 00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:58,215 I think you're gonna love these. 756 00:15:55,334 --> 00:15:58,215 I really buttered them up. 757 00:15:58,256 --> 00:16:00,887 Wow, thank you so much. 758 00:16:00,928 --> 00:16:04,768 Uh, before I leave, 759 00:16:00,928 --> 00:16:04,768 um, I should tell you, 760 00:16:04,811 --> 00:16:06,314 you're both great applicants, 761 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,070 but I've decided to rent 762 00:16:06,356 --> 00:16:09,070 the apartment to someone else. 763 00:16:10,614 --> 00:16:11,867 I smiled at you. 764 00:16:12,952 --> 00:16:14,581 For what? 765 00:16:14,622 --> 00:16:16,084 Ladies and gentlemen, 766 00:16:16,125 --> 00:16:18,004 widows and widowers, 767 00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:22,054 welcome to the all-ages 768 00:16:18,046 --> 00:16:22,054 piano lounge adults only show. 769 00:16:22,096 --> 00:16:23,807 I'm Horatio Velveteen. 770 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:24,976 - Dope name. 771 00:16:23,849 --> 00:16:24,976 - Mm. 772 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,438 This is a little song 773 00:16:25,018 --> 00:16:26,438 I wrote myself, 774 00:16:26,479 --> 00:16:29,402 called "Rosa, Rosa, Rosa." 775 00:16:29,444 --> 00:16:31,281 Goes like this. 776 00:16:37,376 --> 00:16:38,921 It's so crowded in here, 777 00:16:38,963 --> 00:16:41,384 and the lighting is way 778 00:16:38,963 --> 00:16:41,384 too sexy to see anything. 779 00:16:41,426 --> 00:16:43,221 - Come on. 780 00:16:41,426 --> 00:16:43,221 Okay. 781 00:17:11,486 --> 00:17:15,035 I got him. Follow me. 782 00:17:11,486 --> 00:17:15,035 Ah, come on. 783 00:17:16,831 --> 00:17:18,208 Where'd he go? 784 00:17:18,249 --> 00:17:19,961 Well, that ends my show, 785 00:17:18,249 --> 00:17:19,961 all of a sudden. 786 00:17:20,003 --> 00:17:21,422 You've been a great crowd. 787 00:17:21,464 --> 00:17:22,884 Thank you very much. 788 00:17:22,925 --> 00:17:24,094 Think of me when you smush. 789 00:17:25,639 --> 00:17:27,727 Jake, help me. 790 00:17:25,639 --> 00:17:27,727 I don't want to die. 791 00:17:27,768 --> 00:17:29,438 I'm still on second season 792 00:17:27,768 --> 00:17:29,438 of "Game of Thrones." 793 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,234 All right, just put 794 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,234 the knife down, okay? 795 00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:33,530 There's no murder 796 00:17:31,275 --> 00:17:33,530 in the all-ages piano lounge. 797 00:17:33,572 --> 00:17:34,867 Screw you, pig. 798 00:17:34,908 --> 00:17:36,619 That is not a very all-ages 799 00:17:34,908 --> 00:17:36,619 thing to say. 800 00:17:36,661 --> 00:17:38,623 You just don't get 801 00:17:36,661 --> 00:17:38,623 the vibe here at all. 802 00:17:40,837 --> 00:17:43,049 Whoo! 803 00:17:40,837 --> 00:17:43,049 Nice, grab that cord. 804 00:17:43,091 --> 00:17:45,345 Let's get his arms. 805 00:17:43,091 --> 00:17:45,345 Come here. 806 00:17:45,387 --> 00:17:47,641 You just got tanged 807 00:17:45,387 --> 00:17:47,641 by my girlfriend. 808 00:17:47,683 --> 00:17:49,228 Sorry, I know that sounded 809 00:17:47,683 --> 00:17:49,228 really gross, 810 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:50,522 but it was actually awesome. 811 00:17:50,564 --> 00:17:52,401 You okay, Judy? 812 00:17:52,443 --> 00:17:53,653 Judy! 813 00:17:53,695 --> 00:17:56,576 No. No, no, no, no, no. 814 00:17:58,079 --> 00:18:00,292 Bye, Peralta. 815 00:17:58,079 --> 00:18:00,292 Thanks for saving my life. 816 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:03,005 No. Judy! 817 00:18:00,333 --> 00:18:03,005 Don't do this! 818 00:18:03,047 --> 00:18:04,258 No, not again! 819 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:07,139 Judy! Judy! 820 00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,021 Where is Judy? 821 00:18:09,310 --> 00:18:11,021 I've looked everywhere. 822 00:18:11,063 --> 00:18:13,025 He has to be somewhere 823 00:18:11,063 --> 00:18:13,025 on this boat. 824 00:18:13,067 --> 00:18:14,278 Peralta! 825 00:18:14,320 --> 00:18:15,907 No, he doesn't. 826 00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:18,119 Sorry to do this 827 00:18:16,867 --> 00:18:18,119 to you, man. 828 00:18:18,161 --> 00:18:20,039 I saw an opening, 829 00:18:18,161 --> 00:18:20,039 and I had to take it. 830 00:18:20,081 --> 00:18:22,043 I can't go to jail. 831 00:18:20,081 --> 00:18:22,043 I'm too cool. 832 00:18:22,085 --> 00:18:24,047 You'll never get away 833 00:18:22,085 --> 00:18:24,047 from me, Judy! 834 00:18:24,089 --> 00:18:25,216 I can't hear 835 00:18:24,089 --> 00:18:25,216 what you're saying. 836 00:18:25,258 --> 00:18:26,511 You're real far away. 837 00:18:26,552 --> 00:18:28,515 I'll just assume 838 00:18:26,552 --> 00:18:28,515 you're finally admitting 839 00:18:28,556 --> 00:18:30,059 we're best friends. 840 00:18:30,101 --> 00:18:31,270 No, that is not 841 00:18:30,101 --> 00:18:31,270 what I'm saying! 842 00:18:31,312 --> 00:18:33,650 Thank you. 843 00:18:31,312 --> 00:18:33,650 It means a lot to me. 844 00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:35,654 Enjoy the rest 845 00:18:33,692 --> 00:18:35,654 of your cruise. 846 00:18:35,696 --> 00:18:37,658 Just remember, 847 00:18:35,696 --> 00:18:37,658 you got a fine lady. 848 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,662 Don't be a tang in the mud. 849 00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:41,207 Check your pockets! 850 00:18:42,751 --> 00:18:45,089 Boom-Boom Stateroom, baby! 851 00:18:45,131 --> 00:18:46,467 Awesome. 852 00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:48,095 But this isn't over! 853 00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:50,141 I will hunt you 854 00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:50,141 to the ends of the Earth! 855 00:18:50,183 --> 00:18:51,394 I love you too! 856 00:18:51,435 --> 00:18:54,066 I'm so proud of us 857 00:18:51,435 --> 00:18:54,066 for being able to say it. 858 00:18:54,107 --> 00:18:55,569 What are you still 859 00:18:54,107 --> 00:18:55,569 standing there for? 860 00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:57,573 - Go smush! 861 00:18:55,610 --> 00:18:57,573 - Judy! 862 00:18:57,614 --> 00:19:00,078 No! 863 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:02,666 Well, okay, but my train 864 00:19:00,119 --> 00:19:02,666 is in 45 minutes. 865 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,127 I don't have to say 866 00:19:02,708 --> 00:19:04,127 good-bye to Ray. 867 00:19:04,169 --> 00:19:05,338 I don't want 868 00:19:04,169 --> 00:19:05,338 to stress him out. 869 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:07,634 No, he specifically 870 00:19:05,380 --> 00:19:07,634 asked us to get you. 871 00:19:09,430 --> 00:19:12,143 Hello, Debbie. 872 00:19:12,185 --> 00:19:14,231 You made a fort? 873 00:19:14,273 --> 00:19:15,692 I thought we could 874 00:19:14,273 --> 00:19:15,692 talk under here 875 00:19:15,734 --> 00:19:16,778 about you and Gary. 876 00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:18,281 Well... 877 00:19:22,289 --> 00:19:23,625 I'm sorry I was 878 00:19:22,289 --> 00:19:23,625 pushing you away. 879 00:19:25,128 --> 00:19:26,422 I want you to know 880 00:19:25,128 --> 00:19:26,422 that I'm here for you, 881 00:19:26,464 --> 00:19:28,718 and I would love to be 882 00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:30,430 all up in your life. 883 00:19:30,472 --> 00:19:32,183 Aw, you... 884 00:19:32,225 --> 00:19:34,146 - Give me a hug. 885 00:19:32,225 --> 00:19:34,146 - Okay. 886 00:19:34,187 --> 00:19:36,191 All right. 887 00:19:37,235 --> 00:19:39,281 Mr. Gotaro. 888 00:19:39,323 --> 00:19:41,201 You're under arrest 889 00:19:39,323 --> 00:19:41,201 for the murder of your tenant 890 00:19:41,243 --> 00:19:42,537 Shirley Crouch. 891 00:19:42,579 --> 00:19:44,291 What are you talking about? 892 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,211 Is this because 893 00:19:44,333 --> 00:19:46,211 I didn't rent to you? 894 00:19:46,253 --> 00:19:47,506 No. 895 00:19:47,547 --> 00:19:48,801 But that was suspicious. 896 00:19:48,843 --> 00:19:50,219 Why wouldn't you want 897 00:19:48,843 --> 00:19:50,219 cops with great credit 898 00:19:50,261 --> 00:19:51,263 living in your building? 899 00:19:51,305 --> 00:19:52,432 Great credit 900 00:19:51,305 --> 00:19:52,432 and an eel hookup. 901 00:19:52,474 --> 00:19:53,768 Because you 902 00:19:52,474 --> 00:19:53,768 murdered her. 903 00:19:53,811 --> 00:19:55,605 Toxicology report says 904 00:19:53,811 --> 00:19:55,605 the old lady was poisoned. 905 00:19:55,647 --> 00:19:56,732 Her apartment 906 00:19:55,647 --> 00:19:56,732 was rent controlled, 907 00:19:56,774 --> 00:19:57,734 and you couldn't 908 00:19:56,774 --> 00:19:57,734 jack up the price 909 00:19:57,776 --> 00:19:59,237 until she was out of there. 910 00:19:59,279 --> 00:20:01,784 I just have 911 00:19:59,279 --> 00:20:01,784 one last question. 912 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,496 If you go to jail, 913 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:03,496 who makes the rental decisions 914 00:20:03,538 --> 00:20:04,581 in the building? 915 00:20:04,623 --> 00:20:06,251 It'll pass to a trust. 916 00:20:06,293 --> 00:20:07,253 The bank controls it. 917 00:20:07,295 --> 00:20:08,255 Game back on? 918 00:20:08,297 --> 00:20:09,257 If you have to ask, 919 00:20:09,299 --> 00:20:11,637 you're already 920 00:20:09,299 --> 00:20:11,637 one step behind. 921 00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:12,472 I should help 922 00:20:11,679 --> 00:20:12,472 bring him back in. 923 00:20:12,514 --> 00:20:14,267 - We're still police officers. 924 00:20:12,514 --> 00:20:14,267 - Yeah. 925 00:20:16,899 --> 00:20:17,817 Hey, can I 926 00:20:16,899 --> 00:20:17,817 ask you something? 927 00:20:17,859 --> 00:20:19,195 Mm-hmm. 928 00:20:19,236 --> 00:20:20,279 If the toilets drain 929 00:20:19,236 --> 00:20:20,279 into the ocean, 930 00:20:20,321 --> 00:20:21,699 does that mean a tiny shark 931 00:20:20,321 --> 00:20:21,699 could swim up 932 00:20:21,741 --> 00:20:23,203 and bite me in the butt? 933 00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:24,663 No, not at all. 934 00:20:24,705 --> 00:20:27,293 - Psh, lame. 935 00:20:24,705 --> 00:20:27,293 - Look. 936 00:20:27,335 --> 00:20:29,256 I know you're bummed 937 00:20:27,335 --> 00:20:29,256 about the Pontiac Bandit 938 00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:30,508 so if it's any consolation, 939 00:20:30,550 --> 00:20:32,303 we could spend 940 00:20:30,550 --> 00:20:32,303 the rest of the cruise 941 00:20:32,345 --> 00:20:33,347 eating shrimp in bed. 942 00:20:33,389 --> 00:20:35,727 That is incredibly sweet, 943 00:20:33,389 --> 00:20:35,727 but no way. 944 00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:38,315 We have too many 945 00:20:35,769 --> 00:20:38,315 activities to do. 946 00:20:38,357 --> 00:20:40,653 Eh? You'll never guess 947 00:20:38,357 --> 00:20:40,653 what starts in three minutes. 948 00:20:40,695 --> 00:20:42,992 - Salsa dancing. 949 00:20:40,695 --> 00:20:42,992 - Oh, so you can guess. 950 00:20:48,253 --> 00:20:50,339 Thank you 951 00:20:48,253 --> 00:20:50,339 for doing this. 952 00:20:50,381 --> 00:20:51,300 I love you. 953 00:20:52,469 --> 00:20:54,598 Noice. Smort. 954 00:20:58,773 --> 00:21:00,152 I love you too. 955 00:21:06,413 --> 00:21:07,707 Also, I think 956 00:21:06,413 --> 00:21:07,707 this is definitely 957 00:21:07,749 --> 00:21:09,461 a dance class for widows. 958 00:21:09,503 --> 00:21:12,176 - No, I don't think so. 959 00:21:09,503 --> 00:21:12,176 - No? 960 00:21:12,217 --> 00:21:13,385 Now turn to your partner, 961 00:21:13,427 --> 00:21:15,431 and tell them 962 00:21:13,427 --> 00:21:15,431 how your spouse died. 963 00:21:15,473 --> 00:21:16,433 Yeah, we should 964 00:21:15,473 --> 00:21:16,433 get out of here. 965 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,271 - Are you sure? Okay. 966 00:21:16,475 --> 00:21:18,271 - Yes. 967 00:21:18,313 --> 00:21:20,275 - Not a doctor. 968 00:21:18,313 --> 00:21:20,275 - Shh.