1 00:00:02,173 --> 00:00:04,634 Gather around, 2 00:00:02,173 --> 00:00:04,634 glorious turd monsters, 3 00:00:04,676 --> 00:00:07,846 and feast your eyes on 4 00:00:04,676 --> 00:00:07,846 what I hold in this hand: 5 00:00:07,887 --> 00:00:09,055 the future of movement... 6 00:00:09,097 --> 00:00:10,098 a hoverboard. 7 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,266 I don't understand 8 00:00:10,140 --> 00:00:11,266 those things. 9 00:00:11,307 --> 00:00:13,143 Is walking really 10 00:00:11,307 --> 00:00:13,143 so hard for you? 11 00:00:13,184 --> 00:00:15,520 Oh, Ames, 12 00:00:13,184 --> 00:00:15,520 walking's a nightmare. 13 00:00:15,562 --> 00:00:16,521 Yeah, Amy. 14 00:00:16,563 --> 00:00:18,398 Now, friends, 15 00:00:18,439 --> 00:00:20,775 eat my space dust. 16 00:00:23,069 --> 00:00:26,281 Okay, a little harder to control 17 00:00:23,069 --> 00:00:26,281 than I thought. 18 00:00:26,322 --> 00:00:28,158 Okay, there we go. 19 00:00:26,322 --> 00:00:28,158 Whoo! 20 00:00:28,199 --> 00:00:29,325 Think I'm getting 21 00:00:28,199 --> 00:00:29,325 the hang of it. 22 00:00:29,367 --> 00:00:31,244 No, I'm not! 23 00:00:33,663 --> 00:00:35,790 I'm all right. 24 00:00:38,293 --> 00:00:39,794 No! 25 00:00:39,836 --> 00:00:40,795 Ow! 26 00:00:40,837 --> 00:00:42,797 I'm doing it! 27 00:00:42,839 --> 00:00:44,174 I'm doing it! 28 00:00:44,215 --> 00:00:45,175 You got this? 29 00:00:45,216 --> 00:00:46,551 No, I do not got this, 30 00:00:45,216 --> 00:00:46,551 Terry! 31 00:00:46,593 --> 00:00:48,052 Don't let go of me! 32 00:00:48,094 --> 00:00:50,180 The future of movement 33 00:00:48,094 --> 00:00:50,180 is now! 34 00:00:50,221 --> 00:00:51,181 Whoa! 35 00:01:13,953 --> 00:01:14,996 There he is. 36 00:01:15,038 --> 00:01:17,373 All hail the birthday boy. 37 00:01:18,499 --> 00:01:19,834 Oh, what the hell was that? 38 00:01:19,876 --> 00:01:21,336 Charles, probably shouldn't 39 00:01:19,876 --> 00:01:21,336 have done that 40 00:01:21,377 --> 00:01:22,629 in a police station. 41 00:01:22,670 --> 00:01:24,047 And not celebrate 42 00:01:22,670 --> 00:01:24,047 your birthday properly? 43 00:01:24,088 --> 00:01:25,132 I'd rather get shot. 44 00:01:25,174 --> 00:01:26,299 You do you, Boyle. 45 00:01:26,341 --> 00:01:27,300 I'm doing me. 46 00:01:27,342 --> 00:01:28,301 What's this case? 47 00:01:28,343 --> 00:01:29,969 Oh, this isn't work. 48 00:01:30,011 --> 00:01:32,305 It's research on your mom 49 00:01:30,011 --> 00:01:32,305 since we're finally meeting. 50 00:01:32,347 --> 00:01:33,598 It's very thorough. 51 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,433 Just relax. 52 00:01:33,640 --> 00:01:35,433 She's gonna love you. 53 00:01:35,475 --> 00:01:37,186 You're both strong, 54 00:01:35,475 --> 00:01:37,186 accomplished women 55 00:01:37,227 --> 00:01:38,394 that have seen me naked. 56 00:01:38,436 --> 00:01:40,521 I used to be so good 57 00:01:38,436 --> 00:01:40,521 at meeting grownups. 58 00:01:40,563 --> 00:01:42,857 I'd just sing 59 00:01:40,563 --> 00:01:42,857 "Itsy Bitsy Spider" flawlessly 60 00:01:42,899 --> 00:01:45,360 and ride that wave 61 00:01:42,899 --> 00:01:45,360 till bath time. 62 00:01:45,401 --> 00:01:47,695 But now... 63 00:01:45,401 --> 00:01:47,695 it's anybody's guess. 64 00:01:47,737 --> 00:01:50,114 All right, what I am about 65 00:01:47,737 --> 00:01:50,114 to say will make you very horny, 66 00:01:50,157 --> 00:01:52,825 but you have to try and remember 67 00:01:50,157 --> 00:01:52,825 that we're still at work. 68 00:01:52,867 --> 00:01:54,327 Do you want me to quiz you? 69 00:01:54,369 --> 00:01:55,620 Oh, God, yes. 70 00:01:55,662 --> 00:01:57,247 Wow. 71 00:01:55,662 --> 00:01:57,247 Okay, great. 72 00:01:57,288 --> 00:01:59,166 What is my mother's favorite 73 00:01:57,288 --> 00:01:59,166 drink? 74 00:01:59,208 --> 00:02:00,416 Red wine over ice. 75 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:02,460 Just like Diane Keaton, 76 00:02:00,458 --> 00:02:02,460 or so she always says. 77 00:02:02,502 --> 00:02:04,045 Favorite topics of conversation? 78 00:02:04,087 --> 00:02:05,255 Jimmy Carter was underrated, 79 00:02:05,296 --> 00:02:07,216 how beautiful 80 00:02:05,296 --> 00:02:07,216 some front doors are. 81 00:02:07,257 --> 00:02:08,633 What's Jane Seymour up to? 82 00:02:08,675 --> 00:02:10,135 And how cool is it 83 00:02:10,177 --> 00:02:11,678 that the ladies across 84 00:02:10,177 --> 00:02:11,678 the street are lesbians? 85 00:02:11,719 --> 00:02:13,138 Great. 86 00:02:11,719 --> 00:02:13,138 Nice work. 87 00:02:13,180 --> 00:02:15,556 Topics to avoid: how my dad 88 00:02:13,180 --> 00:02:15,556 left us and ruined our lives, 89 00:02:15,598 --> 00:02:17,767 how my dad got remarried twice 90 00:02:15,598 --> 00:02:17,767 and ruined our lives, 91 00:02:17,809 --> 00:02:19,102 how my dad moved to Canada 92 00:02:19,144 --> 00:02:20,436 - and ruined our lives. 93 00:02:19,144 --> 00:02:20,436 - You know what? 94 00:02:20,478 --> 00:02:22,397 I'm just gonna steer clear 95 00:02:20,478 --> 00:02:22,397 of your dad entirely. 96 00:02:22,438 --> 00:02:23,398 Smart. 97 00:02:23,439 --> 00:02:24,565 You're gonna be fine, 98 00:02:23,439 --> 00:02:24,565 all right? 99 00:02:24,607 --> 00:02:27,402 She's gonna totally love you. 100 00:02:27,443 --> 00:02:29,404 Are those her dental records? 101 00:02:29,445 --> 00:02:31,406 Gina, are you excited 102 00:02:29,445 --> 00:02:31,406 for our 103 00:02:31,447 --> 00:02:33,700 "Escape the Room" 104 00:02:31,447 --> 00:02:33,700 team-building exercise? 105 00:02:33,741 --> 00:02:35,952 I told you, sir, 106 00:02:33,741 --> 00:02:35,952 it would be far more effective 107 00:02:35,994 --> 00:02:38,871 for the squad to go to Vegas, 108 00:02:35,994 --> 00:02:38,871 and you give us each $5,000. 109 00:02:38,913 --> 00:02:40,373 No, I see no value in that. 110 00:02:40,415 --> 00:02:42,583 But nine coworkers forced to 111 00:02:40,415 --> 00:02:42,583 riddle their way free 112 00:02:42,625 --> 00:02:44,085 from a locked room... 113 00:02:44,127 --> 00:02:48,257 I would spend my $5,000 to buy 114 00:02:44,127 --> 00:02:48,257 backstage passes to Britney, 115 00:02:48,298 --> 00:02:50,842 and then I'd ask her 116 00:02:48,298 --> 00:02:50,842 one question: 117 00:02:50,883 --> 00:02:52,635 You think you're a better 118 00:02:50,883 --> 00:02:52,635 dancer than me? 119 00:02:52,677 --> 00:02:54,345 We are not going 120 00:02:52,677 --> 00:02:54,345 to Las Vegas. 121 00:02:54,387 --> 00:02:57,098 We're going to Long Island City 122 00:02:54,387 --> 00:02:57,098 and we will bond meaningfully, 123 00:02:57,141 --> 00:02:58,349 and that is a direct order. 124 00:02:58,391 --> 00:02:59,892 I'll see you at 8:00 tonight. 125 00:02:59,934 --> 00:03:01,311 Tonight? 126 00:03:01,352 --> 00:03:02,478 Um... 127 00:03:02,520 --> 00:03:04,355 Okay, great. 128 00:03:04,397 --> 00:03:05,690 Jake! 129 00:03:04,397 --> 00:03:05,690 Jakester! 130 00:03:05,732 --> 00:03:07,358 Remember when I did not 131 00:03:05,732 --> 00:03:07,358 email you about 132 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,153 Captain Holt's "Escape the Room" 133 00:03:07,400 --> 00:03:09,153 thing tonight? 134 00:03:09,194 --> 00:03:10,570 No, and I can't go. 135 00:03:10,611 --> 00:03:12,739 Amy and I are going to 136 00:03:10,611 --> 00:03:12,739 my mom's house for my birthday. 137 00:03:12,780 --> 00:03:14,949 Adults don't care about 138 00:03:12,780 --> 00:03:14,949 their birthdays. 139 00:03:14,991 --> 00:03:16,451 You came to work last year 140 00:03:14,991 --> 00:03:16,451 on a horse. 141 00:03:16,492 --> 00:03:18,494 Man, forget you. 142 00:03:16,492 --> 00:03:18,494 Where's Charles? 143 00:03:18,536 --> 00:03:19,829 On a stakeout 144 00:03:18,536 --> 00:03:19,829 with Rosa and Terry. 145 00:03:19,871 --> 00:03:20,872 Police work? 146 00:03:20,913 --> 00:03:22,749 What a waste of time. 147 00:03:22,790 --> 00:03:26,336 So no Jake, no Amy, no Charles, 148 00:03:22,790 --> 00:03:26,336 no Rosa, no Terry. 149 00:03:26,377 --> 00:03:28,130 That leaves me with... 150 00:03:28,172 --> 00:03:29,797 Aah. 151 00:03:28,172 --> 00:03:29,797 Ooh! 152 00:03:29,839 --> 00:03:31,758 - Aah. 153 00:03:29,839 --> 00:03:31,758 - Aah. 154 00:03:31,799 --> 00:03:33,593 Oh, dear God. 155 00:03:33,634 --> 00:03:37,222 Okay, this is the block our 156 00:03:33,634 --> 00:03:37,222 boy Tommy Tran does his drops. 157 00:03:37,264 --> 00:03:40,683 Before we do anything else, 158 00:03:37,264 --> 00:03:40,683 are your body cams turned on? 159 00:03:40,725 --> 00:03:42,435 Why are you so obsessed 160 00:03:40,725 --> 00:03:42,435 with these things? 161 00:03:42,477 --> 00:03:44,354 It's like your stupid babies 162 00:03:42,477 --> 00:03:44,354 all over again. 163 00:03:44,395 --> 00:03:46,315 My babies are not stupid. 164 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:48,233 Cagney can write 165 00:03:46,356 --> 00:03:48,233 a lowercase I. 166 00:03:48,275 --> 00:03:49,359 It's just a line, right? 167 00:03:51,027 --> 00:03:54,239 Look, I worked hard to get us 168 00:03:51,027 --> 00:03:54,239 included in that pilot program. 169 00:03:54,281 --> 00:03:55,740 Body cams are important, 170 00:03:55,782 --> 00:03:57,950 and I need these field tests 171 00:03:55,782 --> 00:03:57,950 to go well. 172 00:03:57,992 --> 00:04:00,162 I'm gonna go take my position. 173 00:04:00,204 --> 00:04:02,455 "Just a straight line." 174 00:04:00,204 --> 00:04:02,455 Come on! 175 00:04:02,497 --> 00:04:04,624 Unique New York. 176 00:04:02,497 --> 00:04:04,624 Unique New York. 177 00:04:04,665 --> 00:04:06,459 Unique New York. 178 00:04:06,501 --> 00:04:08,836 I took a Toastmasters class 179 00:04:06,501 --> 00:04:08,836 to prepare for tonight. 180 00:04:08,878 --> 00:04:10,214 Seriously, 181 00:04:08,878 --> 00:04:10,214 it's gonna be fine. 182 00:04:10,255 --> 00:04:11,672 We're just gonna have 183 00:04:10,255 --> 00:04:11,672 some dinner, eat dessert, 184 00:04:11,714 --> 00:04:13,300 play charades, 185 00:04:11,714 --> 00:04:13,300 and then talk for half an hour 186 00:04:13,342 --> 00:04:14,550 about which of her friends 187 00:04:13,342 --> 00:04:14,550 are sick. 188 00:04:14,592 --> 00:04:15,927 We're gonna play charades? 189 00:04:15,968 --> 00:04:18,347 You wait until t-minus 190 00:04:15,968 --> 00:04:18,347 two seconds to tell me that? 191 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:20,014 Okay. 192 00:04:18,388 --> 00:04:20,014 Movie. Book. 193 00:04:20,056 --> 00:04:22,392 What's the thing for song? 194 00:04:20,056 --> 00:04:22,392 I don't know the thing for song. 195 00:04:23,434 --> 00:04:25,395 Hi, birthday boy. 196 00:04:25,436 --> 00:04:26,479 Hi. 197 00:04:26,521 --> 00:04:28,064 Mom, is something on fire? 198 00:04:28,106 --> 00:04:30,192 - Yeah. 199 00:04:28,106 --> 00:04:30,192 - Okay. 200 00:04:30,234 --> 00:04:33,528 You must be Amy. 201 00:04:33,569 --> 00:04:34,695 Let me take you in. 202 00:04:34,737 --> 00:04:36,823 Okay. 203 00:04:36,864 --> 00:04:39,742 I'll just take in this gorgeous 204 00:04:36,864 --> 00:04:39,742 front door of yours. 205 00:04:39,784 --> 00:04:41,869 - Mom, seriously, the fire? 206 00:04:39,784 --> 00:04:41,869 - It's fine. 207 00:04:41,911 --> 00:04:43,496 Things don't burn down 208 00:04:41,911 --> 00:04:43,496 like they used to. 209 00:04:43,538 --> 00:04:45,540 I'm just gonna 210 00:04:43,538 --> 00:04:45,540 put it out. 211 00:04:45,581 --> 00:04:48,168 Well, you know, it's good 212 00:04:45,581 --> 00:04:48,168 enough for Diane Keaton. 213 00:04:48,210 --> 00:04:49,502 It's good enough for me. 214 00:04:49,544 --> 00:04:50,461 I love her. 215 00:04:50,503 --> 00:04:53,005 I mean, 216 00:04:50,503 --> 00:04:53,005 she's no Jane Seymour. 217 00:04:53,047 --> 00:04:55,007 Where is Jane Seymour 218 00:04:53,047 --> 00:04:55,007 now, anyway? 219 00:04:55,049 --> 00:04:57,427 She makes jewelry, 220 00:04:55,049 --> 00:04:57,427 and it's beautiful. 221 00:04:57,468 --> 00:05:00,513 I just bought two brooches for 222 00:04:57,468 --> 00:05:00,513 the lesbians across the street. 223 00:05:00,555 --> 00:05:01,764 Mom, I keep telling you, 224 00:05:01,806 --> 00:05:03,308 if you don't rein it in 225 00:05:01,806 --> 00:05:03,308 a little bit, 226 00:05:03,350 --> 00:05:04,434 you're gonna scare them off. 227 00:05:04,475 --> 00:05:06,436 Well, that's what you said 228 00:05:04,475 --> 00:05:06,436 about Carla, 229 00:05:06,477 --> 00:05:07,520 and I ignored it, 230 00:05:07,562 --> 00:05:09,605 and now I have a friend 231 00:05:07,562 --> 00:05:09,605 with one arm. 232 00:05:09,647 --> 00:05:11,107 I stand corrected. 233 00:05:11,150 --> 00:05:13,568 Oh, must be 234 00:05:11,150 --> 00:05:13,568 your birthday surprise. 235 00:05:13,609 --> 00:05:14,986 You got the '86 Mets? 236 00:05:15,027 --> 00:05:17,322 Be warned, a lot of them 237 00:05:15,027 --> 00:05:17,322 turned out to be drug addicts, 238 00:05:17,364 --> 00:05:19,073 so this could be a bummer. 239 00:05:19,115 --> 00:05:20,116 You ready? 240 00:05:22,411 --> 00:05:23,870 Hey, buddy. 241 00:05:23,911 --> 00:05:26,165 Happy birthday. 242 00:05:26,206 --> 00:05:28,541 Dad? 243 00:05:26,206 --> 00:05:28,541 What are you doing here? 244 00:05:28,583 --> 00:05:30,793 I wanted to surprise you. 245 00:05:30,835 --> 00:05:33,172 Yeah, well I am surprised 246 00:05:33,213 --> 00:05:34,630 that you know it's my birthday. 247 00:05:34,672 --> 00:05:37,550 Actually, Jake... 248 00:05:37,592 --> 00:05:39,594 your father and I are, uh, 249 00:05:39,635 --> 00:05:41,388 seeing each other again. 250 00:05:41,430 --> 00:05:43,097 Oh! 251 00:05:43,140 --> 00:05:44,474 Wow, that's... 252 00:05:44,515 --> 00:05:46,393 that's so interesting. 253 00:05:47,560 --> 00:05:49,061 Oh... 254 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:53,983 I know this isn't 255 00:05:51,481 --> 00:05:53,983 the best time, 256 00:05:54,025 --> 00:05:55,152 but we are in 257 00:05:54,025 --> 00:05:55,152 your childhood bedroom, 258 00:05:55,194 --> 00:05:57,321 and I do have one question: 259 00:05:57,362 --> 00:05:59,239 did you have a nose ring 260 00:05:57,362 --> 00:05:59,239 in high school? 261 00:05:59,281 --> 00:06:02,116 Yes. Until it got infected 262 00:05:59,281 --> 00:06:02,116 and I almost went blind. 263 00:06:02,159 --> 00:06:03,160 Don't tell anyone. 264 00:06:03,202 --> 00:06:05,828 Cool. It's our secret. 265 00:06:05,870 --> 00:06:08,581 Just gonna check my email 266 00:06:05,870 --> 00:06:08,581 up high. 267 00:06:08,623 --> 00:06:10,167 No new messages. 268 00:06:10,209 --> 00:06:12,084 Amy, can we focus? 269 00:06:12,126 --> 00:06:14,296 What is going on here? 270 00:06:12,126 --> 00:06:14,296 Why is my dad dating my mom? 271 00:06:14,338 --> 00:06:15,505 What does he want? 272 00:06:15,546 --> 00:06:18,049 Money, but she's a public school 273 00:06:15,546 --> 00:06:18,049 art teacher. 274 00:06:18,090 --> 00:06:19,967 That doesn't make any sense. 275 00:06:20,009 --> 00:06:22,221 Maybe that son of a bitch 276 00:06:20,009 --> 00:06:22,221 wants his picture drawn! 277 00:06:22,262 --> 00:06:24,306 Jake, Karen is a grown woman 278 00:06:24,348 --> 00:06:26,266 with a pretty respectable 279 00:06:24,348 --> 00:06:26,266 credit score. 280 00:06:26,308 --> 00:06:27,558 I'm sure she knows 281 00:06:26,308 --> 00:06:27,558 what she's doing. 282 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,935 Amy, I know that you 283 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:28,935 have a binder, 284 00:06:28,976 --> 00:06:30,145 but you don't know her 285 00:06:28,976 --> 00:06:30,145 like I do. 286 00:06:30,187 --> 00:06:31,979 She's too trusting 287 00:06:30,187 --> 00:06:31,979 for her own good. 288 00:06:32,021 --> 00:06:34,233 She's fallen for more 289 00:06:32,021 --> 00:06:34,233 Nigerian scams than Scully. 290 00:06:34,274 --> 00:06:36,401 She's fallen 291 00:06:34,274 --> 00:06:36,401 for 20 Nigerian scams? 292 00:06:36,443 --> 00:06:37,735 20? 293 00:06:37,777 --> 00:06:39,404 That's insane. 294 00:06:39,446 --> 00:06:41,697 No, she's fallen for 2. 295 00:06:39,446 --> 00:06:41,697 Scully's fallen for 20? 296 00:06:41,739 --> 00:06:42,698 Yeah. 297 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:44,284 Look, all right, 298 00:06:42,740 --> 00:06:44,284 you know what? 299 00:06:44,326 --> 00:06:45,452 This is fine. 300 00:06:45,494 --> 00:06:47,162 It's just the same 301 00:06:45,494 --> 00:06:47,162 that it's always been. 302 00:06:47,204 --> 00:06:48,372 I have to protect her. 303 00:06:48,413 --> 00:06:49,705 I'm gonna go down there, 304 00:06:49,747 --> 00:06:51,624 and I'm going to express 305 00:06:49,747 --> 00:06:51,624 my concerns to her 306 00:06:51,666 --> 00:06:53,709 in a calm, 307 00:06:51,666 --> 00:06:53,709 rational manner. 308 00:06:53,751 --> 00:06:55,379 What are you doing, Mom? 309 00:06:55,420 --> 00:06:56,963 He's evil! 310 00:06:57,004 --> 00:06:59,840 I'm glad 311 00:06:57,004 --> 00:06:59,840 we got these sweet cams. 312 00:06:59,882 --> 00:07:01,050 What is happening 313 00:06:59,882 --> 00:07:01,050 with your voice? 314 00:07:01,092 --> 00:07:02,802 This is Body Cam Charles. 315 00:07:02,843 --> 00:07:04,221 I got to sound badass 316 00:07:04,263 --> 00:07:06,722 in case anybody watches 317 00:07:04,263 --> 00:07:06,722 the footage, capisce? 318 00:07:06,764 --> 00:07:07,807 Aah! 319 00:07:07,848 --> 00:07:10,310 Oh, I just spilled soup 320 00:07:07,848 --> 00:07:10,310 on the cam! 321 00:07:10,352 --> 00:07:12,019 Why do you have soup 322 00:07:10,352 --> 00:07:12,019 on a stakeout? 323 00:07:12,061 --> 00:07:13,813 Oh, no. 324 00:07:12,061 --> 00:07:13,813 Crap! 325 00:07:13,854 --> 00:07:15,440 Oh, it's not turning back on. 326 00:07:15,482 --> 00:07:16,566 Do you think Sarge 327 00:07:15,482 --> 00:07:16,566 is gonna be mad 328 00:07:16,607 --> 00:07:18,443 that I spilled "fuh" 329 00:07:16,607 --> 00:07:18,443 on the cam? 330 00:07:18,485 --> 00:07:19,610 He definitely will 331 00:07:18,485 --> 00:07:19,610 if you say pho like that 332 00:07:19,652 --> 00:07:20,736 when you tell him. 333 00:07:20,778 --> 00:07:21,946 I'm not gonna 334 00:07:20,778 --> 00:07:21,946 mispronounce it. 335 00:07:21,988 --> 00:07:23,114 Not while you're rolling. 336 00:07:23,156 --> 00:07:24,324 Go get yourself cleaned up! 337 00:07:26,617 --> 00:07:28,119 - See anything, Sarge? 338 00:07:26,617 --> 00:07:28,119 - Not yet. 339 00:07:28,161 --> 00:07:29,496 Don't know why 340 00:07:28,161 --> 00:07:29,496 I didn't go undercover 341 00:07:29,538 --> 00:07:31,080 as someone wearing a scarf. 342 00:07:31,122 --> 00:07:33,208 Terry hates windchill. 343 00:07:33,250 --> 00:07:35,001 Wait, here's our guy. 344 00:07:35,042 --> 00:07:36,461 Got him. 345 00:07:36,503 --> 00:07:39,548 Crap! 346 00:07:36,503 --> 00:07:39,548 I think he made me. 347 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,341 He's headed toward 348 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,341 the restaurant! 349 00:07:41,383 --> 00:07:42,967 You follow. 350 00:07:41,383 --> 00:07:42,967 I'll cover the back alley! 351 00:07:50,559 --> 00:07:51,976 Someone's in here! 352 00:07:54,563 --> 00:07:55,938 Uhh! 353 00:07:55,980 --> 00:07:57,316 Ah! 354 00:07:57,357 --> 00:07:59,359 - Rosa? 355 00:07:57,357 --> 00:07:59,359 - Charles. 356 00:08:00,402 --> 00:08:02,404 You're completely naked. 357 00:08:04,489 --> 00:08:06,199 You have the right 358 00:08:04,489 --> 00:08:06,199 to remain silent. 359 00:08:06,241 --> 00:08:07,742 You have the right 360 00:08:06,241 --> 00:08:07,742 to an attorney. 361 00:08:10,287 --> 00:08:12,121 Where is everyone, Gina? 362 00:08:12,164 --> 00:08:14,249 Perhaps that's 363 00:08:12,164 --> 00:08:14,249 tonight's first puzzle. 364 00:08:14,291 --> 00:08:16,293 I forgot to send 365 00:08:14,291 --> 00:08:16,293 the invitations. 366 00:08:16,335 --> 00:08:18,295 But I was able to rally 367 00:08:16,335 --> 00:08:18,295 the best and brightest 368 00:08:18,337 --> 00:08:19,920 of those available. 369 00:08:21,506 --> 00:08:22,466 Oh, dear God. 370 00:08:22,507 --> 00:08:23,758 Sorry we're late. 371 00:08:23,799 --> 00:08:25,385 Turns out the front door 372 00:08:23,799 --> 00:08:25,385 was a push, not a pull. 373 00:08:25,427 --> 00:08:26,802 Well, maybe we should 374 00:08:25,427 --> 00:08:26,802 just reschedule. 375 00:08:29,598 --> 00:08:32,142 You have three hours 376 00:08:29,598 --> 00:08:32,142 to find the four keys 377 00:08:32,184 --> 00:08:33,684 that will prevent 378 00:08:32,184 --> 00:08:33,684 the apocalypse 379 00:08:33,726 --> 00:08:35,228 and release you 380 00:08:33,726 --> 00:08:35,228 from this room. 381 00:08:35,270 --> 00:08:37,272 Your time starts now. 382 00:08:37,314 --> 00:08:39,399 Well, this is 383 00:08:37,314 --> 00:08:39,399 a sobering reality. 384 00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:43,736 Okay, 385 00:08:41,067 --> 00:08:43,736 I got your favorite cake: 386 00:08:43,778 --> 00:08:46,198 - blue. 387 00:08:43,778 --> 00:08:46,198 - I'm not hungry. 388 00:08:46,239 --> 00:08:48,658 It's a figure of speech. 389 00:08:46,239 --> 00:08:48,658 Obviously, I'll have some. 390 00:08:48,699 --> 00:08:51,077 You know, 391 00:08:48,699 --> 00:08:51,077 I don't think our guest Amy 392 00:08:51,118 --> 00:08:53,497 really wants to 393 00:08:51,118 --> 00:08:53,497 talk about this, Jake. 394 00:08:53,538 --> 00:08:55,248 Can we just move on? 395 00:08:55,290 --> 00:08:56,874 Yes. 396 00:08:55,290 --> 00:08:56,874 Maybe we could talk about 397 00:08:56,916 --> 00:09:00,127 someone we all admire: 398 00:08:56,916 --> 00:09:00,127 President Jimmy Carter. 399 00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:01,630 When I think of 400 00:09:00,170 --> 00:09:01,630 the great... 401 00:09:01,671 --> 00:09:04,090 So how serious is it, Hmm? 402 00:09:04,132 --> 00:09:05,217 Have you guys kissed? 403 00:09:05,258 --> 00:09:06,635 Has he stayed the night? 404 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:08,637 Has he brought you a chocolate 405 00:09:06,676 --> 00:09:08,637 orange from the airport? 406 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:10,263 'Cause that's his big move. 407 00:09:10,305 --> 00:09:11,889 Jake, your mother and I 408 00:09:10,305 --> 00:09:11,889 have been seeing each other 409 00:09:11,931 --> 00:09:12,890 for three months. 410 00:09:12,932 --> 00:09:13,891 Oh, you know what? 411 00:09:13,933 --> 00:09:15,685 I oughta throw up 412 00:09:13,933 --> 00:09:15,685 in your face. 413 00:09:15,726 --> 00:09:18,355 I know that you're angry, 414 00:09:18,397 --> 00:09:20,399 but when I was here last year, 415 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:23,067 you really showed me 416 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:23,067 what a selfish jerk I was. 417 00:09:23,109 --> 00:09:25,986 You're the reason 418 00:09:23,109 --> 00:09:25,986 that all of this is happening. 419 00:09:26,028 --> 00:09:27,614 Yeah, but I didn't want this. 420 00:09:27,656 --> 00:09:29,616 I just wanted you to 421 00:09:27,656 --> 00:09:29,616 text me a dumb dad joke 422 00:09:29,658 --> 00:09:31,033 every six months. 423 00:09:31,075 --> 00:09:32,536 I can do that. 424 00:09:31,075 --> 00:09:32,536 Just give me your number. 425 00:09:32,577 --> 00:09:33,953 You didn't save my number? 426 00:09:33,994 --> 00:09:35,330 Now, Jake, look. 427 00:09:35,372 --> 00:09:37,666 I know every mistake 428 00:09:35,372 --> 00:09:37,666 your father has made, 429 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:40,335 and he says 430 00:09:37,707 --> 00:09:40,335 they're all in the past. 431 00:09:40,377 --> 00:09:42,795 Now just blow out your candles. 432 00:09:43,796 --> 00:09:44,755 Okay, great. 433 00:09:44,797 --> 00:09:45,881 Great idea, Mom. 434 00:09:45,923 --> 00:09:48,718 I'll blow out 435 00:09:45,923 --> 00:09:48,718 my birthday candles. 436 00:09:53,140 --> 00:09:55,933 I wished that you would leave. 437 00:09:55,975 --> 00:09:57,352 Damn it, I shouldn't have 438 00:09:55,975 --> 00:09:57,352 said it out loud. 439 00:09:57,394 --> 00:09:58,353 Now it won't come true. 440 00:09:58,395 --> 00:10:00,564 Okay, we have maps, 441 00:10:00,605 --> 00:10:02,773 a pantry, beds, a desk. 442 00:10:02,815 --> 00:10:04,151 Where should we begin? 443 00:10:04,192 --> 00:10:05,652 Do you have any experience 444 00:10:04,192 --> 00:10:05,652 with puzzles? 445 00:10:05,694 --> 00:10:06,653 Yes. 446 00:10:06,695 --> 00:10:07,945 I've never solved one. 447 00:10:07,987 --> 00:10:10,365 This says we have 448 00:10:07,987 --> 00:10:10,365 three questions. 449 00:10:10,407 --> 00:10:11,700 - No. 450 00:10:10,407 --> 00:10:11,700 - Uh-oh. 451 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,285 - How do we get outta here? 452 00:10:11,741 --> 00:10:13,285 - Can't tell you. 453 00:10:13,326 --> 00:10:14,286 - Really? 454 00:10:13,326 --> 00:10:14,286 - Yes. 455 00:10:14,327 --> 00:10:16,455 That's enough! 456 00:10:16,496 --> 00:10:17,539 Sorry about that. 457 00:10:17,581 --> 00:10:19,249 Can we please have 458 00:10:17,581 --> 00:10:19,249 our questions back? 459 00:10:19,291 --> 00:10:20,250 No. 460 00:10:20,292 --> 00:10:21,334 And that's three. 461 00:10:21,376 --> 00:10:22,793 You're done. 462 00:10:22,835 --> 00:10:25,672 Oh, Captain, 463 00:10:22,835 --> 00:10:25,672 how could you? 464 00:10:26,797 --> 00:10:28,467 Hey. 465 00:10:28,508 --> 00:10:29,925 You didn't come back down. 466 00:10:29,967 --> 00:10:32,262 I had to talk to your parents 467 00:10:29,967 --> 00:10:32,262 for, like, an hour, 468 00:10:32,304 --> 00:10:34,013 and I ran out of stuff 469 00:10:32,304 --> 00:10:34,013 from the binder, 470 00:10:34,054 --> 00:10:36,433 and then I did something 471 00:10:34,054 --> 00:10:36,433 really weird. 472 00:10:41,937 --> 00:10:45,358 So... do you know where 473 00:10:41,937 --> 00:10:45,358 the nearest train station is? 474 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,277 I know it sucks 475 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:47,277 that I did that, 476 00:10:47,319 --> 00:10:48,778 but think about how I feel. 477 00:10:48,819 --> 00:10:51,071 My stupid parents 478 00:10:48,819 --> 00:10:51,071 are borking each other. 479 00:10:51,113 --> 00:10:53,158 And my mom thinks she knows 480 00:10:51,113 --> 00:10:53,158 all the worst things 481 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,034 that my dad did, 482 00:10:53,200 --> 00:10:55,034 but she has no idea. 483 00:10:55,075 --> 00:10:56,703 She doesn't even know 484 00:10:55,075 --> 00:10:56,703 that he cheated on her 485 00:10:56,745 --> 00:10:58,996 with her best friend, 486 00:10:56,745 --> 00:10:58,996 Sheila Bodden. 487 00:10:59,038 --> 00:10:59,997 Oh, my God. 488 00:11:00,039 --> 00:11:01,249 Yeah, I saw them. 489 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:04,336 They were in our car 490 00:11:01,291 --> 00:11:04,336 in the garage having sex. 491 00:11:04,377 --> 00:11:07,087 It's the whole reason I can't 492 00:11:04,377 --> 00:11:07,087 have sex in cars in garages. 493 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:09,341 That's a very specific 494 00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:09,341 sexual hang-up. 495 00:11:09,382 --> 00:11:11,468 I mean, has it really 496 00:11:09,382 --> 00:11:11,468 held you back? 497 00:11:11,510 --> 00:11:14,429 Well, are we having sex 498 00:11:11,510 --> 00:11:14,429 in car in a garage right now? 499 00:11:14,471 --> 00:11:16,515 No. So, yeah, big time 500 00:11:14,471 --> 00:11:16,515 it's held me back. 501 00:11:16,556 --> 00:11:17,766 I never told her about it 502 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:20,644 'cause I didn't want 503 00:11:17,807 --> 00:11:20,644 to crush her heart, but... 504 00:11:20,685 --> 00:11:22,437 now I have to use it. 505 00:11:22,479 --> 00:11:24,731 I'm gonna tell my dad if he 506 00:11:22,479 --> 00:11:24,731 doesn't do the decent thing 507 00:11:24,773 --> 00:11:27,234 and leave my mom again... 508 00:11:27,275 --> 00:11:29,486 I'm dropping the Sheila bomb. 509 00:11:29,528 --> 00:11:31,446 Whoa. 510 00:11:31,488 --> 00:11:34,574 I know this is a really 511 00:11:31,488 --> 00:11:34,574 big deal, but I have to ask. 512 00:11:34,616 --> 00:11:36,451 Did you wear this hat 513 00:11:34,616 --> 00:11:36,451 in high school? 514 00:11:36,493 --> 00:11:37,577 Amy! 515 00:11:39,036 --> 00:11:41,206 There's only one way I'm gonna 516 00:11:39,036 --> 00:11:41,206 get my dad alone. 517 00:11:41,248 --> 00:11:42,582 You have to tell my mom 518 00:11:41,248 --> 00:11:42,582 that you need to 519 00:11:42,624 --> 00:11:44,041 - speak with her in private. 520 00:11:42,624 --> 00:11:44,041 - About what? 521 00:11:44,083 --> 00:11:45,876 I barely know her. 522 00:11:45,918 --> 00:11:48,003 Tell her you're plugged up 523 00:11:45,918 --> 00:11:48,003 and you need a laxative. 524 00:11:48,045 --> 00:11:49,004 What? No! 525 00:11:49,046 --> 00:11:50,423 What? 526 00:11:49,046 --> 00:11:50,423 I'm not gonna say that. 527 00:11:50,465 --> 00:11:51,424 Okay, here's the plan: 528 00:11:51,466 --> 00:11:53,218 I drop the bomb 529 00:11:51,466 --> 00:11:53,218 during charades. 530 00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:56,721 I'll just tell him I know 531 00:11:53,260 --> 00:11:56,721 about Sheila... with my body. 532 00:11:56,763 --> 00:11:59,056 Um... 533 00:11:59,098 --> 00:12:01,476 Fast, uh, fast... 534 00:11:59,098 --> 00:12:01,476 "Fast and Furious"? 535 00:12:01,518 --> 00:12:04,019 "Magic Mike"? 536 00:12:04,061 --> 00:12:05,605 I don't know... 537 00:12:05,647 --> 00:12:07,064 Uh, "Crying Game"? 538 00:12:07,106 --> 00:12:08,441 - I don't know. 539 00:12:07,106 --> 00:12:08,441 - Time. 540 00:12:08,483 --> 00:12:09,484 Ah! 541 00:12:12,404 --> 00:12:13,363 Oh. 542 00:12:13,405 --> 00:12:14,489 - I... I didn't... 543 00:12:13,405 --> 00:12:14,489 - No, no, no. 544 00:12:14,531 --> 00:12:15,948 It's fine. 545 00:12:14,531 --> 00:12:15,948 I... it's... I'm... 546 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:17,617 Um, right, 547 00:12:15,990 --> 00:12:17,617 why would you be? 548 00:12:17,659 --> 00:12:19,452 Yeah, it's not like 549 00:12:17,659 --> 00:12:19,452 I'm always, uh... 550 00:12:19,494 --> 00:12:20,453 Naked. 551 00:12:20,495 --> 00:12:21,871 - Yeah. 552 00:12:21,912 --> 00:12:24,457 Look, man, no one's ever gonna 553 00:12:21,912 --> 00:12:24,457 see that footage. 554 00:12:24,499 --> 00:12:26,000 The case was cut and dry. 555 00:12:26,041 --> 00:12:27,877 It's not like I'm dying 556 00:12:26,041 --> 00:12:27,877 to tell anyone I saw your... 557 00:12:27,918 --> 00:12:28,878 Bennie and the Jets. 558 00:12:28,919 --> 00:12:29,962 Sure. 559 00:12:30,004 --> 00:12:31,046 Whatever. 560 00:12:31,088 --> 00:12:32,882 Hey, I've been looking 561 00:12:31,088 --> 00:12:32,882 for you guys. 562 00:12:32,923 --> 00:12:34,509 I just talked 563 00:12:32,923 --> 00:12:34,509 to our perp's attorney. 564 00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:36,927 He's claiming the drugs 565 00:12:34,551 --> 00:12:36,927 you seized in the bathroom 566 00:12:36,969 --> 00:12:38,513 - weren't his. 567 00:12:36,969 --> 00:12:38,513 - What? 568 00:12:38,555 --> 00:12:40,515 But we saw him throw them 569 00:12:38,555 --> 00:12:40,515 in the garbage. 570 00:12:40,557 --> 00:12:41,683 Yeah. 571 00:12:41,725 --> 00:12:43,727 Normally, it'd be your word 572 00:12:41,725 --> 00:12:43,727 against his, 573 00:12:43,768 --> 00:12:46,646 but lucky for us, 574 00:12:43,768 --> 00:12:46,646 you were wearing body cams! 575 00:12:46,688 --> 00:12:48,648 Yeah, but the thing 576 00:12:46,688 --> 00:12:48,648 about cameras 577 00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:51,735 is that they don't really 578 00:12:48,690 --> 00:12:51,735 tell the full objective truth. 579 00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:54,487 Images can be distorted. 580 00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:54,487 People often seem naked. 581 00:12:54,529 --> 00:12:56,071 Boyle, what are you 582 00:12:54,529 --> 00:12:56,071 talking about? 583 00:12:56,113 --> 00:12:57,907 Boyle is fully nude 584 00:12:56,113 --> 00:12:57,907 in the footage. 585 00:12:57,948 --> 00:12:59,701 Why? 586 00:13:01,161 --> 00:13:02,203 The whole thing? 587 00:13:02,245 --> 00:13:03,246 - No, no, no. 588 00:13:03,288 --> 00:13:04,247 Not the whole thing. 589 00:13:03,288 --> 00:13:04,247 Okay. 590 00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:06,708 It doesn't matter 591 00:13:05,415 --> 00:13:06,708 how much humping I do. 592 00:13:06,750 --> 00:13:08,083 He's still not getting it. 593 00:13:08,125 --> 00:13:09,461 Okay. 594 00:13:09,502 --> 00:13:10,961 Well... 595 00:13:11,003 --> 00:13:13,005 then this is happening. 596 00:13:15,007 --> 00:13:17,135 Hey, Karen, can I talk to you 597 00:13:15,007 --> 00:13:17,135 for a second in private? 598 00:13:17,177 --> 00:13:19,011 I'm a little plugged up. 599 00:13:19,053 --> 00:13:21,473 Oh, well, say no more. 600 00:13:21,514 --> 00:13:24,601 I have an entire cabinet 601 00:13:21,514 --> 00:13:24,601 devoted just to that. 602 00:13:24,643 --> 00:13:26,561 Wow. 603 00:13:24,643 --> 00:13:26,561 TMI, you guys. 604 00:13:27,604 --> 00:13:29,356 Thank you. 605 00:13:29,397 --> 00:13:31,982 Oh, man, 606 00:13:29,397 --> 00:13:31,982 this is so much fun. 607 00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:35,027 Thanks for giving me 608 00:13:32,024 --> 00:13:35,027 a second chance, buddy. 609 00:13:35,069 --> 00:13:36,196 Second chance? 610 00:13:36,237 --> 00:13:37,530 Are you seriously not getting 611 00:13:37,572 --> 00:13:39,366 what I'm charades-ing down 612 00:13:37,572 --> 00:13:39,366 at you? 613 00:13:39,407 --> 00:13:40,991 That was you and Sheila Bodden 614 00:13:41,033 --> 00:13:42,952 humping it up 615 00:13:41,033 --> 00:13:42,952 in the back of our car. 616 00:13:42,993 --> 00:13:43,953 What? 617 00:13:42,993 --> 00:13:43,953 I... 618 00:13:43,994 --> 00:13:45,288 Yeah, that's right. 619 00:13:43,994 --> 00:13:45,288 I saw you. 620 00:13:45,330 --> 00:13:46,831 I saw your weird dad butt, 621 00:13:46,873 --> 00:13:49,584 and I saw her aquamarine leotard 622 00:13:46,873 --> 00:13:49,584 bunched up around her ankles! 623 00:13:49,626 --> 00:13:50,877 It scarred me for life. 624 00:13:50,919 --> 00:13:52,295 I'm sorry. 625 00:13:50,919 --> 00:13:52,295 I... I didn't know you saw that. 626 00:13:52,337 --> 00:13:54,798 Yeah, well, I did, 627 00:13:52,337 --> 00:13:54,798 and I never told Mom about it, 628 00:13:54,839 --> 00:13:57,509 but I swear to you, I will 629 00:13:54,839 --> 00:13:57,509 unless you leave right now. 630 00:13:57,550 --> 00:13:59,761 Should be easy for you since 631 00:13:57,550 --> 00:13:59,761 it's your favorite thing to do 632 00:13:59,803 --> 00:14:02,054 aside from humping it up 633 00:13:59,803 --> 00:14:02,054 with ladies. 634 00:14:02,096 --> 00:14:05,183 You think I'm way more 635 00:14:02,096 --> 00:14:05,183 sexually active than I am. 636 00:14:05,225 --> 00:14:06,476 I mean, I've only 637 00:14:05,225 --> 00:14:06,476 had sex with, like, 638 00:14:06,518 --> 00:14:07,477 400 women. 639 00:14:07,519 --> 00:14:08,478 What? 640 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:09,688 400? 641 00:14:08,520 --> 00:14:09,688 Oh, my God. 642 00:14:09,729 --> 00:14:10,730 Is that a lot? 643 00:14:10,772 --> 00:14:12,399 I mean, all my friends 644 00:14:10,772 --> 00:14:12,399 are pilots. 645 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,234 I'm on the low end of 646 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:14,234 average. 647 00:14:14,275 --> 00:14:15,360 - Listen. 648 00:14:15,402 --> 00:14:17,153 I don't want 649 00:14:15,402 --> 00:14:17,153 to hurt your mother. 650 00:14:17,195 --> 00:14:20,824 Please... don't tell her 651 00:14:17,195 --> 00:14:20,824 about Sheila. 652 00:14:20,865 --> 00:14:22,492 Fine, I won't, 653 00:14:22,534 --> 00:14:26,036 provided you leave right now. 654 00:14:26,078 --> 00:14:28,957 Your move, white devil. 655 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:33,336 So if I'm correct, 656 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:33,336 this should contain... 657 00:14:33,378 --> 00:14:34,796 key number one! 658 00:14:34,838 --> 00:14:36,589 Yay. 659 00:14:34,838 --> 00:14:36,589 Open the door. 660 00:14:36,631 --> 00:14:38,090 Oh, we need to find 661 00:14:36,631 --> 00:14:38,090 four keys. 662 00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:39,676 And it took half our time 663 00:14:38,133 --> 00:14:39,676 just to find this one 664 00:14:39,718 --> 00:14:41,678 because I had to do it 665 00:14:39,718 --> 00:14:41,678 completely alone. 666 00:14:41,720 --> 00:14:42,971 You're all useless. 667 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,848 Sorry. 668 00:14:43,012 --> 00:14:44,848 I've been a little busy 669 00:14:44,889 --> 00:14:46,098 trying to solve the puzzle 670 00:14:46,141 --> 00:14:48,810 of how does one man 671 00:14:46,141 --> 00:14:48,810 chew so loud 672 00:14:48,852 --> 00:14:50,437 with just one mouth? 673 00:14:50,478 --> 00:14:51,438 - Sorry. 674 00:14:51,479 --> 00:14:52,689 Could you stop kicking 675 00:14:51,479 --> 00:14:52,689 that thing 676 00:14:52,731 --> 00:14:53,690 for one minute, Hitchcock? 677 00:14:53,732 --> 00:14:54,983 The TV's being a dick. 678 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,234 You got to turn it, 679 00:14:55,024 --> 00:14:56,234 like, four times 680 00:14:56,276 --> 00:14:57,777 just to change 681 00:14:56,276 --> 00:14:57,777 the damn channel. 682 00:14:57,819 --> 00:14:59,028 Four times? 683 00:15:02,240 --> 00:15:04,033 Try turning it to... 684 00:15:04,074 --> 00:15:06,286 22, 18, 81, 17. 685 00:15:06,327 --> 00:15:08,120 The coordinates 686 00:15:06,327 --> 00:15:08,120 for the Bay of Pigs. 687 00:15:11,081 --> 00:15:12,250 And the military... 688 00:15:12,292 --> 00:15:13,418 - Nice job. 689 00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:14,586 You broke the TV. 690 00:15:14,627 --> 00:15:17,505 No, I found another key, 691 00:15:14,627 --> 00:15:17,505 you dolt. 692 00:15:17,547 --> 00:15:19,716 So one was in a knight, 693 00:15:19,758 --> 00:15:23,428 the basketball teams were 694 00:15:19,758 --> 00:15:23,428 the Mustangs and Stallions. 695 00:15:23,470 --> 00:15:25,138 We only need two more keys. 696 00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:26,556 This just might work out 697 00:15:25,180 --> 00:15:26,556 after all. 698 00:15:26,598 --> 00:15:27,766 You're damn right it will, 699 00:15:27,807 --> 00:15:30,185 'cause we're a ragtag, 700 00:15:27,807 --> 00:15:30,185 scrappity, 701 00:15:30,226 --> 00:15:33,980 fart-dumb, moron parade, 702 00:15:30,226 --> 00:15:33,980 smart-ass team! 703 00:15:34,022 --> 00:15:37,025 Okay, we're all good. 704 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,235 Raw garlic. 705 00:15:37,066 --> 00:15:39,235 Cures everything. 706 00:15:39,277 --> 00:15:41,738 It sure does, 707 00:15:39,277 --> 00:15:41,738 and it's so delicious. 708 00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:43,364 Uh... 709 00:15:43,406 --> 00:15:45,033 Where's your father? 710 00:15:45,074 --> 00:15:46,785 Oh, Roger, you mean? 711 00:15:46,826 --> 00:15:48,536 He left very suddenly. 712 00:15:48,578 --> 00:15:51,748 Said something about 713 00:15:48,578 --> 00:15:51,748 "being the worst." 714 00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:53,082 - What did you say to him, Jake? 715 00:15:51,790 --> 00:15:53,082 - What? 716 00:15:53,123 --> 00:15:54,542 Why do you assume 717 00:15:53,123 --> 00:15:54,542 that I said something? 718 00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:56,503 He's a leaving jerk, 719 00:15:54,584 --> 00:15:56,503 so he left like a jerk. 720 00:15:56,544 --> 00:15:57,712 This is what he does. 721 00:15:57,754 --> 00:15:59,380 - He's not a monster. 722 00:15:57,754 --> 00:15:59,380 - Yeah, well, 723 00:15:59,422 --> 00:16:01,132 you wouldn't say that 724 00:15:59,422 --> 00:16:01,132 if you knew 725 00:16:01,174 --> 00:16:02,258 - everything that he's done. 726 00:16:01,174 --> 00:16:02,258 - What did he do, Jake? 727 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,927 Nothing. 728 00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,927 You know, just, like 729 00:16:03,968 --> 00:16:06,137 super-awful 730 00:16:03,968 --> 00:16:06,137 life-changing things. 731 00:16:06,179 --> 00:16:07,514 No follow-up questions. 732 00:16:07,555 --> 00:16:09,349 Is it worse than the time 733 00:16:07,555 --> 00:16:09,349 he cheated on me 734 00:16:09,390 --> 00:16:11,434 with Sheila Bodden? 735 00:16:11,476 --> 00:16:12,435 Ah. 736 00:16:12,477 --> 00:16:13,478 You knew about that? 737 00:16:13,520 --> 00:16:14,521 Yeah. 738 00:16:14,562 --> 00:16:15,980 I knew about that. 739 00:16:26,324 --> 00:16:29,160 I can't believe 740 00:16:26,324 --> 00:16:29,160 you knew about Sheila. 741 00:16:29,202 --> 00:16:31,246 I also knew about Wendy. 742 00:16:31,287 --> 00:16:32,413 And Bonnie. 743 00:16:32,455 --> 00:16:33,915 Bonnie who wears a wig? 744 00:16:33,957 --> 00:16:35,625 She left it in our bathroom. 745 00:16:35,667 --> 00:16:37,627 That's how I found out. 746 00:16:37,669 --> 00:16:40,630 And also, remember your turtle, 747 00:16:37,669 --> 00:16:40,630 Graham Crackers? 748 00:16:40,672 --> 00:16:42,340 Dad had sex with my turtle? 749 00:16:42,382 --> 00:16:43,466 No, no, no, no, but he... 750 00:16:43,508 --> 00:16:45,260 he stepped on it 751 00:16:43,508 --> 00:16:45,260 getting out of bed. 752 00:16:45,301 --> 00:16:46,594 But you said 753 00:16:45,301 --> 00:16:46,594 Graham Crackers 754 00:16:46,636 --> 00:16:48,471 got married 755 00:16:46,636 --> 00:16:48,471 and moved in with his wife. 756 00:16:48,513 --> 00:16:50,932 How did I not know 757 00:16:48,513 --> 00:16:50,932 any of this stuff? 758 00:16:50,974 --> 00:16:53,393 Well, 759 00:16:50,974 --> 00:16:53,393 because you were a kid, 760 00:16:53,434 --> 00:16:56,813 and kids don't actually know 761 00:16:53,434 --> 00:16:56,813 a lot about their parents. 762 00:16:56,855 --> 00:16:58,898 Jake, 763 00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:01,985 I've dated a lot of men 764 00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:01,985 in the last 20 years. 765 00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:03,862 - You have? 766 00:17:02,026 --> 00:17:03,862 - A lot. 767 00:17:03,903 --> 00:17:06,030 Okay, you don't have to put 768 00:17:03,903 --> 00:17:06,030 so much mustard on it. 769 00:17:06,072 --> 00:17:07,991 And I haven't met 770 00:17:06,072 --> 00:17:07,991 anyone I like. 771 00:17:08,032 --> 00:17:09,909 But I like your father. 772 00:17:09,951 --> 00:17:12,245 And I know he has been 773 00:17:09,951 --> 00:17:12,245 a selfish jerk, 774 00:17:12,287 --> 00:17:14,247 but he really has changed. 775 00:17:14,289 --> 00:17:16,291 Last month 776 00:17:14,289 --> 00:17:16,291 when I had bronchitis, 777 00:17:16,332 --> 00:17:20,336 he flew in on his day off 778 00:17:16,332 --> 00:17:20,336 just to bring me soup. 779 00:17:20,378 --> 00:17:23,214 It was this weird 780 00:17:20,378 --> 00:17:23,214 Canadian soup. 781 00:17:23,256 --> 00:17:26,384 I-I think it was just 782 00:17:23,256 --> 00:17:26,384 all cheese. 783 00:17:26,426 --> 00:17:28,303 But it was really nice. 784 00:17:28,344 --> 00:17:30,430 Man, I feel stupid. 785 00:17:30,471 --> 00:17:31,556 I was just trying 786 00:17:30,471 --> 00:17:31,556 to protect you, 787 00:17:31,598 --> 00:17:33,391 but I clearly 788 00:17:31,598 --> 00:17:33,391 made everything worse. 789 00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:37,395 You have been protecting me 790 00:17:33,433 --> 00:17:37,395 since you were a kid. 791 00:17:37,437 --> 00:17:40,815 Sometimes I think 792 00:17:37,437 --> 00:17:40,815 you got so good at it, 793 00:17:40,857 --> 00:17:43,610 you decided to become a cop 794 00:17:40,857 --> 00:17:43,610 and protect everyone. 795 00:17:43,651 --> 00:17:44,944 Oh, that's a cool thought, 796 00:17:44,986 --> 00:17:47,572 but I became a cop 797 00:17:44,986 --> 00:17:47,572 because of "Die Hard." 798 00:17:47,614 --> 00:17:48,656 I love you. 799 00:17:48,698 --> 00:17:50,241 I love you, too, Mom. 800 00:17:50,283 --> 00:17:51,659 Come here. 801 00:17:54,913 --> 00:17:56,414 You know, 802 00:17:54,913 --> 00:17:56,414 I'm probably remembering 803 00:17:56,456 --> 00:17:58,499 a lot more nakedness 804 00:17:56,456 --> 00:17:58,499 than there actually was. 805 00:17:58,541 --> 00:17:59,751 No, you're not. 806 00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:02,754 Also, no one's gonna see it 807 00:17:59,792 --> 00:18:02,754 on that little TV. 808 00:18:02,795 --> 00:18:04,005 Great news. 809 00:18:04,047 --> 00:18:05,798 We were able to snag 810 00:18:04,047 --> 00:18:05,798 the new flat screen. 811 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,342 4K, baby! 812 00:18:07,383 --> 00:18:11,596 Your honor, Mr. Tran claims 813 00:18:07,383 --> 00:18:11,596 that he had no narcotics on him. 814 00:18:11,638 --> 00:18:15,308 Fortunately, our detectives 815 00:18:11,638 --> 00:18:15,308 were equipped with body cams. 816 00:18:16,434 --> 00:18:17,352 Someone's in here! 817 00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:24,692 I think we all clearly saw 818 00:18:21,940 --> 00:18:24,692 where Mr. Tran threw the drugs 819 00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:27,070 in the trash right before 820 00:18:24,734 --> 00:18:27,070 he was apprehended. 821 00:18:27,111 --> 00:18:28,238 At least it's over now. 822 00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:30,240 Really? 823 00:18:28,279 --> 00:18:30,240 How do we know those were drugs? 824 00:18:30,281 --> 00:18:31,407 Please back that tape up. 825 00:18:31,449 --> 00:18:32,242 No! 826 00:18:31,449 --> 00:18:32,242 Objection! 827 00:18:32,283 --> 00:18:33,368 On what grounds? 828 00:18:33,409 --> 00:18:35,078 That's my penis? 829 00:18:35,119 --> 00:18:36,829 Overruled. 830 00:18:36,871 --> 00:18:39,540 Hey, man, look at that 831 00:18:36,871 --> 00:18:39,540 and tell me what you see. 832 00:18:39,582 --> 00:18:41,125 A naked fool. 833 00:18:41,168 --> 00:18:43,378 No. Between the thighs 834 00:18:43,419 --> 00:18:46,422 and under the testicles, 835 00:18:43,419 --> 00:18:46,422 there's a bag of cocaine. 836 00:18:46,464 --> 00:18:48,800 A bag of cocaine that's gonna 837 00:18:46,464 --> 00:18:48,800 get us a conviction 838 00:18:48,841 --> 00:18:51,302 and prove the value 839 00:18:48,841 --> 00:18:51,302 of body cams. 840 00:18:51,344 --> 00:18:53,721 You know what I see? 841 00:18:51,344 --> 00:18:53,721 A naked hero. 842 00:18:53,763 --> 00:18:56,099 You're right, Sarge. 843 00:18:53,763 --> 00:18:56,099 Thank you. 844 00:18:56,141 --> 00:18:58,059 Now let's zoom in. 845 00:18:58,101 --> 00:18:59,394 Whoop! Over-zoomed. 846 00:19:00,395 --> 00:19:01,896 Well, well, well. 847 00:19:01,938 --> 00:19:03,856 Look who's trying to 848 00:19:01,938 --> 00:19:03,856 skip town. 849 00:19:03,898 --> 00:19:05,316 You told me to. 850 00:19:05,358 --> 00:19:06,693 Right. 851 00:19:06,734 --> 00:19:11,614 Look, I talked to Mom, 852 00:19:06,734 --> 00:19:11,614 and I just want her to be happy. 853 00:19:11,656 --> 00:19:13,908 So can we go back to 854 00:19:11,656 --> 00:19:13,908 my birthday party now? 855 00:19:13,950 --> 00:19:15,910 I'd love that, son. 856 00:19:18,163 --> 00:19:19,497 This is nice. 857 00:19:19,539 --> 00:19:21,708 If you screw this up 858 00:19:19,539 --> 00:19:21,708 and hurt her in any way, 859 00:19:21,749 --> 00:19:23,584 I will throw you in jail 860 00:19:21,749 --> 00:19:23,584 for the rest of your life, 861 00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:26,921 and I can do that now, Dad, 862 00:19:23,626 --> 00:19:26,921 so do not test me. 863 00:19:26,963 --> 00:19:29,216 Okay. 864 00:19:31,426 --> 00:19:32,802 I still liked the hug 865 00:19:32,844 --> 00:19:35,264 even though you used it 866 00:19:32,844 --> 00:19:35,264 to threaten me. 867 00:19:35,305 --> 00:19:37,348 Yeah, well... 868 00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:40,476 I kind of liked 869 00:19:37,390 --> 00:19:40,476 threatening you, so... 870 00:19:40,518 --> 00:19:41,394 Come on. 871 00:19:42,645 --> 00:19:45,274 Okay, so we found 872 00:19:42,645 --> 00:19:45,274 key number three, 873 00:19:45,315 --> 00:19:46,357 thanks to Scully. 874 00:19:46,399 --> 00:19:48,359 I was gonna eat 875 00:19:46,399 --> 00:19:48,359 those peaches anyway. 876 00:19:48,401 --> 00:19:49,777 That leaves just one more key. 877 00:19:49,819 --> 00:19:52,488 Team, what in this room 878 00:19:49,819 --> 00:19:52,488 is speaking to you right now? 879 00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:54,741 Um, I'm intrigued 880 00:19:52,530 --> 00:19:54,741 by the phone. 881 00:19:54,782 --> 00:19:56,868 It looks like it would be fun 882 00:19:54,782 --> 00:19:56,868 to call a friend on it 883 00:19:56,909 --> 00:19:59,454 it and talk about a third friend 884 00:19:56,909 --> 00:19:59,454 behind their back. 885 00:19:59,495 --> 00:20:00,455 Interesting. 886 00:20:03,833 --> 00:20:05,210 The dial tone's not steady. 887 00:20:05,252 --> 00:20:06,211 I think it's Morse code. 888 00:20:06,253 --> 00:20:08,130 I know Morse code! 889 00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:10,257 My dad was a prisoner of war 890 00:20:08,172 --> 00:20:10,257 in Korea, 891 00:20:10,299 --> 00:20:11,466 and I could only talk to him... 892 00:20:11,507 --> 00:20:12,467 Shut up. 893 00:20:11,507 --> 00:20:12,467 Who cares? 894 00:20:12,508 --> 00:20:14,427 Just decode the message. 895 00:20:15,595 --> 00:20:16,679 It's a phone number. 896 00:20:21,392 --> 00:20:22,352 Oh. 897 00:20:25,021 --> 00:20:26,397 Booyakasha. 898 00:20:27,398 --> 00:20:28,399 Ready? 899 00:20:30,277 --> 00:20:31,444 One, 900 00:20:31,486 --> 00:20:32,612 two, 901 00:20:32,653 --> 00:20:34,030 three, 902 00:20:34,072 --> 00:20:35,031 four. 903 00:20:42,038 --> 00:20:43,498 Congratulations. 904 00:20:42,038 --> 00:20:43,498 We did it. 905 00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:45,958 And we did it together 906 00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:45,958 because we're a team. 907 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,253 Should we do it again 908 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:48,253 next week, sir? 909 00:20:48,295 --> 00:20:49,754 No. 910 00:20:48,295 --> 00:20:49,754 I would hate that. 911 00:20:51,547 --> 00:20:53,133 - Hey, honey. 912 00:20:53,175 --> 00:20:54,550 Thanks for bringing Roger back. 913 00:20:54,592 --> 00:20:55,927 You're very welcome. 914 00:20:55,968 --> 00:20:58,930 Hey, by the way, Amy was really 915 00:20:55,968 --> 00:20:58,930 nervous to meet you, 916 00:20:58,971 --> 00:21:01,225 so don't judge her too harshly 917 00:20:58,971 --> 00:21:01,225 for all the weird singing. 918 00:21:01,266 --> 00:21:02,309 Oh, no. 919 00:21:02,351 --> 00:21:04,060 I'm dating my son of a bitch 920 00:21:02,351 --> 00:21:04,060 ex-husband. 921 00:21:04,102 --> 00:21:05,645 Who am I to judge? 922 00:21:06,771 --> 00:21:08,564 I think she's really great. 923 00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:11,943 I think 924 00:21:09,690 --> 00:21:11,943 you're really great too! 925 00:21:11,984 --> 00:21:13,903 She's very good 926 00:21:11,984 --> 00:21:13,903 at lip reading. 927 00:21:13,945 --> 00:21:15,571 I wouldn't say I'm very good. 928 00:21:15,613 --> 00:21:19,368 I mean, deaf people, 929 00:21:15,613 --> 00:21:19,368 they're the real talents. 930 00:21:19,409 --> 00:21:20,451 Just can't stop. 931 00:21:20,493 --> 00:21:21,536 I'll let you guys talk! 932 00:21:21,577 --> 00:21:23,454 I'll just close my eyes. 933 00:21:26,707 --> 00:21:28,626 - Not a doctor. 934 00:21:26,707 --> 00:21:28,626 - Shh.