1 00:00:01,972 --> 00:00:03,057 Ladies and gentlemen, 2 00:00:03,098 --> 00:00:04,558 welcome to the most 3 00:00:03,098 --> 00:00:04,558 anticipated event 4 00:00:04,599 --> 00:00:06,977 in this 5 00:00:04,599 --> 00:00:06,977 precinct's history. 6 00:00:07,019 --> 00:00:10,564 The auction for... 7 00:00:10,605 --> 00:00:12,357 The Suitcase of Mystery! 8 00:00:12,399 --> 00:00:13,775 Exactly, Jacob. 9 00:00:13,817 --> 00:00:18,030 This puppy's been in the lost 10 00:00:13,817 --> 00:00:18,030 and found since 1976. 11 00:00:18,072 --> 00:00:21,324 No one alive today 12 00:00:18,072 --> 00:00:21,324 knows its contents. 13 00:00:21,366 --> 00:00:22,659 I'm happy to say Captain Holt 14 00:00:22,701 --> 00:00:25,120 has finally given me permission 15 00:00:22,701 --> 00:00:25,120 to auction it off. 16 00:00:25,162 --> 00:00:26,621 I'll let you give me 17 00:00:25,162 --> 00:00:26,621 a spray tan. 18 00:00:26,663 --> 00:00:27,748 Any shade you want. 19 00:00:27,789 --> 00:00:29,958 Jake, willing to sacrifice 20 00:00:27,789 --> 00:00:29,958 his dignity. 21 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,085 - Who can top it? 22 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:31,085 - Massage! 23 00:00:31,126 --> 00:00:32,419 I'll give you a massage. 24 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:34,088 Charles, 25 00:00:32,460 --> 00:00:34,088 going in the wrong direction 26 00:00:34,129 --> 00:00:35,923 and getting himself 27 00:00:34,129 --> 00:00:35,923 disqualified. 28 00:00:35,964 --> 00:00:37,132 Interesting approach. 29 00:00:37,174 --> 00:00:40,427 "Orange Jake", 30 00:00:37,174 --> 00:00:40,427 going once, going twice. 31 00:00:40,468 --> 00:00:41,970 I'll show you a picture of me 32 00:00:40,468 --> 00:00:41,970 in high school. 33 00:00:42,012 --> 00:00:44,472 - There is side-pony. 34 00:00:42,012 --> 00:00:44,472 - Ooh, Rosa coming in hot! 35 00:00:44,514 --> 00:00:46,100 - Rosa coming in hot! 36 00:00:44,514 --> 00:00:46,100 - I'll also give you 37 00:00:46,141 --> 00:00:47,851 full control of my hair 38 00:00:46,141 --> 00:00:47,851 and wardrobe! 39 00:00:47,893 --> 00:00:48,852 I'll go on a date with you. 40 00:00:48,894 --> 00:00:50,145 Sold! 41 00:00:50,187 --> 00:00:51,146 To Jake, not to Scully. 42 00:00:51,188 --> 00:00:52,397 That really freaked me out, 43 00:00:52,439 --> 00:00:53,440 and I just want this to end now. 44 00:00:53,481 --> 00:00:54,482 Whoo! 45 00:01:02,783 --> 00:01:04,701 So, there was this suitcase... 46 00:01:04,743 --> 00:01:05,744 - I don't care. 47 00:01:04,743 --> 00:01:05,744 - Yeah. 48 00:01:25,764 --> 00:01:27,808 All right, everyone, 49 00:01:25,764 --> 00:01:27,808 enough morning chitchat. 50 00:01:27,849 --> 00:01:29,893 Television happened, 51 00:01:27,849 --> 00:01:29,893 commutes were difficult, 52 00:01:29,935 --> 00:01:31,145 Boyle had a dream. 53 00:01:31,186 --> 00:01:33,147 - I laid a goose egg on this... 54 00:01:31,186 --> 00:01:33,147 - That's enough. 55 00:01:33,188 --> 00:01:34,856 A pipe burst 56 00:01:33,188 --> 00:01:34,856 in the nine-eight, 57 00:01:34,898 --> 00:01:36,566 rendering the building 58 00:01:34,898 --> 00:01:36,566 uninhabitable. 59 00:01:36,608 --> 00:01:38,944 They'll be sharing our space 60 00:01:36,608 --> 00:01:38,944 until the problem is fixed. 61 00:01:38,986 --> 00:01:40,195 Oh, what? 62 00:01:40,237 --> 00:01:42,072 A whole other precinct in here? 63 00:01:42,114 --> 00:01:43,907 We're already packed in 64 00:01:42,114 --> 00:01:43,907 like sardines. 65 00:01:43,949 --> 00:01:45,159 Look at this. 66 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,161 Man, I sure will love 67 00:01:45,200 --> 00:01:47,161 to be here to greet 68 00:01:47,202 --> 00:01:49,579 all these annoying losers, 69 00:01:47,202 --> 00:01:49,579 but sadly, 70 00:01:49,621 --> 00:01:51,957 Boyle and I are going to be 71 00:01:49,621 --> 00:01:51,957 on a stakeout all week. 72 00:01:51,999 --> 00:01:54,793 Yeah, just two best buds 73 00:01:51,999 --> 00:01:54,793 stinking up a Saturn 74 00:01:54,835 --> 00:01:57,796 with our druthers of tunes 75 00:01:54,835 --> 00:01:57,796 and personal pan pizzas. 76 00:01:57,838 --> 00:02:00,174 - That sucks. 77 00:01:57,838 --> 00:02:00,174 - That sucks. 78 00:02:00,215 --> 00:02:01,758 No one enjoyed that. 79 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,302 Look, I know this is 80 00:02:01,800 --> 00:02:03,302 an inconvenience; 81 00:02:03,343 --> 00:02:06,096 however, I expect you all to be 82 00:02:03,343 --> 00:02:06,096 accommodating to our guests. 83 00:02:06,138 --> 00:02:10,100 Don't worry, sir, 84 00:02:06,138 --> 00:02:10,100 we will be cordial A. F. 85 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:12,936 "As Frasier." 86 00:02:11,310 --> 00:02:12,936 Love that show. 87 00:02:12,978 --> 00:02:14,521 They're here. 88 00:02:14,562 --> 00:02:16,231 I hate those 89 00:02:14,562 --> 00:02:16,231 nine-eight losers. 90 00:02:16,273 --> 00:02:19,151 Ugh. 91 00:02:16,273 --> 00:02:19,151 These guys are the worst. 92 00:02:19,193 --> 00:02:21,653 Hey, Stevie Schillens? 93 00:02:21,695 --> 00:02:23,655 Jakey P in the place to be. 94 00:02:23,697 --> 00:02:24,739 What are you doing here? 95 00:02:24,781 --> 00:02:25,991 I thought you were 96 00:02:24,781 --> 00:02:25,991 in the one-two-four. 97 00:02:26,033 --> 00:02:28,285 I was, man, but then 98 00:02:26,033 --> 00:02:28,285 I arrested all the bad guys 99 00:02:28,327 --> 00:02:30,329 in Staten, so I transferred 100 00:02:28,327 --> 00:02:30,329 to the nine-eight. 101 00:02:30,370 --> 00:02:31,538 So dope. 102 00:02:31,579 --> 00:02:33,874 Everyone, put on your parkas, 103 00:02:31,579 --> 00:02:33,874 'cause this week 104 00:02:33,915 --> 00:02:36,710 just got a whole a lot more 105 00:02:33,915 --> 00:02:36,710 chill. 106 00:02:36,751 --> 00:02:39,296 Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! 107 00:02:39,338 --> 00:02:42,590 Allow me to introduce 108 00:02:39,338 --> 00:02:42,590 Stevie "Chillin'" Schillens. 109 00:02:42,632 --> 00:02:44,968 He was my very first partner 110 00:02:42,632 --> 00:02:44,968 and one of the all-time greats. 111 00:02:45,010 --> 00:02:46,178 Takes one to know one, man. 112 00:02:46,220 --> 00:02:47,262 Come on. 113 00:02:47,304 --> 00:02:48,263 I'm Charles! 114 00:02:48,305 --> 00:02:49,639 Wuh-oh. 115 00:02:49,681 --> 00:02:50,807 Hey, what's up, man? 116 00:02:49,681 --> 00:02:50,807 I'm Stevie. 117 00:02:50,849 --> 00:02:51,808 We heard. 118 00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:53,352 Stevie and I 119 00:02:51,850 --> 00:02:53,352 were beat cops together. 120 00:02:53,392 --> 00:02:55,270 We called ourselves 121 00:02:53,392 --> 00:02:55,270 the Beatsie Boys. 122 00:02:55,312 --> 00:02:57,314 And, yeah, it was as cool 123 00:02:55,312 --> 00:02:57,314 as it sounds. 124 00:03:03,111 --> 00:03:04,238 So, y'all would just stand 125 00:03:03,111 --> 00:03:04,238 around like that? 126 00:03:04,279 --> 00:03:05,239 - Yeah! 127 00:03:04,279 --> 00:03:05,239 - All the time. 128 00:03:05,280 --> 00:03:06,323 Totally get it. 129 00:03:06,365 --> 00:03:07,866 My first partner 130 00:03:06,365 --> 00:03:07,866 was also pretty cool. 131 00:03:07,908 --> 00:03:10,409 Everyone called us 132 00:03:07,908 --> 00:03:10,409 "Chucky and the Coot." 133 00:03:15,999 --> 00:03:18,126 So, I guess we all had 134 00:03:15,999 --> 00:03:18,126 great partners 135 00:03:18,168 --> 00:03:19,460 that we've completely 136 00:03:18,168 --> 00:03:19,460 moved on from. 137 00:03:19,502 --> 00:03:20,754 Because yours died of old age? 138 00:03:20,795 --> 00:03:22,005 He did. 139 00:03:22,047 --> 00:03:23,422 Anyway, we should motor. 140 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:26,301 Jake and I are staking out a bar 141 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:26,301 called the Thirsty Ox... 142 00:03:26,343 --> 00:03:28,678 lot of crime, lot of danger, 143 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,680 lot of downtime 144 00:03:28,720 --> 00:03:30,680 for inside jokes. 145 00:03:30,722 --> 00:03:32,307 "Would you like some milk?" 146 00:03:32,349 --> 00:03:33,516 What? 147 00:03:33,558 --> 00:03:34,935 "Would you like some milk?" 148 00:03:34,976 --> 00:03:36,311 - The guy...'cause you look like... 149 00:03:34,976 --> 00:03:36,311 - I don't know 150 00:03:36,353 --> 00:03:37,729 - what you're talking about. 151 00:03:36,353 --> 00:03:37,729 - "Would like the milk?" 152 00:03:37,771 --> 00:03:38,813 - Please. 153 00:03:37,771 --> 00:03:38,813 - What is it from? 154 00:03:38,855 --> 00:03:39,940 He's funny. 155 00:03:38,855 --> 00:03:39,940 He remembers. Funny. 156 00:03:39,981 --> 00:03:41,191 - Very funny. 157 00:03:39,981 --> 00:03:41,191 - You know what's crazy? 158 00:03:41,233 --> 00:03:42,401 I've been tracking a dealer 159 00:03:42,442 --> 00:03:44,278 who just took a job 160 00:03:42,442 --> 00:03:44,278 at the Thirsty Ox. 161 00:03:44,319 --> 00:03:45,987 No crap. 162 00:03:46,029 --> 00:03:47,322 We should work the case 163 00:03:46,029 --> 00:03:47,322 together. 164 00:03:47,364 --> 00:03:49,032 The Beatsie Boys 165 00:03:47,364 --> 00:03:49,032 reunion tour? 166 00:03:49,074 --> 00:03:51,201 Boys Will 167 00:03:49,074 --> 00:03:51,201 Always Be Boys. 168 00:03:51,243 --> 00:03:53,120 No wait. 169 00:03:51,243 --> 00:03:53,120 "Some Boys Never Change." 170 00:03:53,161 --> 00:03:55,289 No wait. 171 00:03:53,161 --> 00:03:55,289 "Boys to Man back to Boys." 172 00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:57,374 No wait. 173 00:03:55,330 --> 00:03:57,374 "Boy-ees!" 174 00:03:57,416 --> 00:03:58,375 No wait. 175 00:03:58,417 --> 00:03:59,500 Please, make yourself at home. 176 00:04:01,544 --> 00:04:03,213 Captain, 177 00:04:01,544 --> 00:04:03,213 why are you doing this? 178 00:04:03,255 --> 00:04:04,547 You hate people in your space. 179 00:04:04,589 --> 00:04:07,301 Nonsense. 180 00:04:04,589 --> 00:04:07,301 I'm an easygoing chap. 181 00:04:07,342 --> 00:04:11,012 Okay. I once saw you use a 182 00:04:07,342 --> 00:04:11,012 ruler to measure another ruler. 183 00:04:11,054 --> 00:04:12,389 It was off 184 00:04:11,054 --> 00:04:12,389 by half a centimeter. 185 00:04:12,431 --> 00:04:13,765 It never should've been 186 00:04:12,431 --> 00:04:13,765 in circulation. 187 00:04:13,807 --> 00:04:15,434 Now, if you'll excuse me. 188 00:04:15,475 --> 00:04:17,060 Oh, he just sat at your desk. 189 00:04:17,102 --> 00:04:18,478 Good. 190 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,147 Good. 191 00:04:18,519 --> 00:04:20,147 I was hoping he would. 192 00:04:20,188 --> 00:04:21,982 He's adjusting 193 00:04:20,188 --> 00:04:21,982 your chair settings. 194 00:04:22,023 --> 00:04:22,983 Even the lumbar? 195 00:04:23,024 --> 00:04:26,027 Exclusively the lumbar. 196 00:04:26,069 --> 00:04:28,447 So my spine'll hurt a little. 197 00:04:28,488 --> 00:04:32,575 It's only a highway holding 198 00:04:28,488 --> 00:04:32,575 all your body's nerves. 199 00:04:32,617 --> 00:04:33,994 Mm-hmm. 200 00:04:34,035 --> 00:04:35,870 You guys have an extra mouse 201 00:04:34,035 --> 00:04:35,870 for my computer? 202 00:04:35,912 --> 00:04:38,206 No. 203 00:04:35,912 --> 00:04:38,206 But, hey, 204 00:04:38,248 --> 00:04:39,458 here, you can borrow mine. 205 00:04:39,499 --> 00:04:42,043 Terry knows 206 00:04:39,499 --> 00:04:42,043 his keyboard shortcuts! 207 00:04:42,085 --> 00:04:44,963 Whoop. Just deleted everything. 208 00:04:45,005 --> 00:04:47,632 - Sir, we have a problem. 209 00:04:45,005 --> 00:04:47,632 - Yeah, we do. 210 00:04:47,674 --> 00:04:49,884 The line for the microwave 211 00:04:47,674 --> 00:04:49,884 is insane! 212 00:04:49,926 --> 00:04:51,386 Seriously, Amy? 213 00:04:51,428 --> 00:04:53,930 Your problem is Hitchcock 214 00:04:51,428 --> 00:04:53,930 and Scully's frozen burritos? 215 00:04:53,972 --> 00:04:55,056 No! 216 00:04:53,972 --> 00:04:55,056 Yeah! 217 00:04:55,098 --> 00:04:56,266 Get our of here! 218 00:04:56,308 --> 00:04:58,977 Ugh! I'm trying to assemble 219 00:04:56,308 --> 00:04:58,977 my binders, 220 00:04:59,019 --> 00:05:01,562 but my new desk mate, Brian, 221 00:04:59,019 --> 00:05:01,562 brought a dog with him 222 00:05:01,604 --> 00:05:03,606 and my allergies 223 00:05:01,604 --> 00:05:03,606 are going crazy. 224 00:05:03,648 --> 00:05:06,485 I'm so stuffy, I can't even 225 00:05:03,648 --> 00:05:06,485 enjoy that new binder smell. 226 00:05:06,526 --> 00:05:08,445 He shouldn't have a pet 227 00:05:06,526 --> 00:05:08,445 in the precinct. 228 00:05:08,487 --> 00:05:12,115 It's a "service animal" 229 00:05:08,487 --> 00:05:12,115 that he has made-up reasons. 230 00:05:12,157 --> 00:05:15,285 I have mild foot pain, okay? 231 00:05:12,157 --> 00:05:15,285 Francie helps me with that. 232 00:05:15,327 --> 00:05:17,162 - How? 233 00:05:15,327 --> 00:05:17,162 - Legally, you're not allow 234 00:05:17,204 --> 00:05:18,455 - to ask me that. 235 00:05:17,204 --> 00:05:18,455 - Ugh. 236 00:05:18,497 --> 00:05:20,374 That is nothing. 237 00:05:20,415 --> 00:05:22,459 My new desk mate... 238 00:05:22,501 --> 00:05:24,002 chats. 239 00:05:24,044 --> 00:05:26,004 Now, I like to think 240 00:05:24,044 --> 00:05:26,004 of this little lady 241 00:05:26,046 --> 00:05:28,382 as a city girl who married 242 00:05:26,046 --> 00:05:28,382 a farmhand. 243 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:31,468 She also likes to 244 00:05:29,590 --> 00:05:31,468 look up recipes online 245 00:05:31,510 --> 00:05:33,470 and go, 246 00:05:31,510 --> 00:05:33,470 "Who's got the time?" 247 00:05:33,512 --> 00:05:34,554 Okay. 248 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:37,015 Captain wants things 249 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:37,015 running smoothly, 250 00:05:37,057 --> 00:05:39,934 so why don't you both just move 251 00:05:37,057 --> 00:05:39,934 and work from my desk? 252 00:05:39,976 --> 00:05:41,061 - Fine. 253 00:05:39,976 --> 00:05:41,061 - See? 254 00:05:41,102 --> 00:05:44,731 Everything is gonna be fine. 255 00:05:44,772 --> 00:05:48,109 Whoop, guy just took 256 00:05:44,772 --> 00:05:48,109 my whole computer. 257 00:05:49,319 --> 00:05:51,279 The dealer I'm looking for 258 00:05:49,319 --> 00:05:51,279 is Tom Ozerov. 259 00:05:51,321 --> 00:05:53,532 Arrested him a year ago 260 00:05:51,321 --> 00:05:53,532 on a first-degree felony, 261 00:05:53,572 --> 00:05:54,699 but he made a deal and walked. 262 00:05:54,741 --> 00:05:56,117 Dude's a real lowlife. 263 00:05:56,159 --> 00:05:57,494 Yeah, we've seen that guy. 264 00:05:57,536 --> 00:05:59,454 I said he looked like a lowlife, 265 00:05:57,536 --> 00:05:59,454 remember that, Jake? 266 00:05:59,496 --> 00:06:00,997 - His pants were too tight. 267 00:05:59,496 --> 00:06:00,997 - Yeah, yeah. 268 00:06:01,039 --> 00:06:02,581 Hey, you know what else 269 00:06:01,039 --> 00:06:02,581 is too tight? 270 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:04,125 Us working a case together 271 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:04,125 again. 272 00:06:06,253 --> 00:06:07,795 - Swurt. 273 00:06:06,253 --> 00:06:07,795 - Whoo! 274 00:06:07,837 --> 00:06:09,756 Yeah, we say "noice," 275 00:06:07,837 --> 00:06:09,756 not "swurt." 276 00:06:09,797 --> 00:06:11,674 Look, I'm so sorry, 277 00:06:09,797 --> 00:06:11,674 but I don't think there's room 278 00:06:11,716 --> 00:06:13,218 for a third person on this case. 279 00:06:13,260 --> 00:06:14,511 Jake, we should work it solo. 280 00:06:14,553 --> 00:06:16,555 Whoa, hang on that, Boyle. 281 00:06:14,553 --> 00:06:16,555 Let's not be hasty. 282 00:06:16,595 --> 00:06:18,557 I mean, Stevie's been tracking 283 00:06:16,595 --> 00:06:18,557 Ozerov longer than we have. 284 00:06:18,597 --> 00:06:19,640 And three heads are better 285 00:06:18,597 --> 00:06:19,640 than two. 286 00:06:19,682 --> 00:06:21,435 Three's a crowd. 287 00:06:19,682 --> 00:06:21,435 Everybody knows that. 288 00:06:21,476 --> 00:06:22,852 What about in "The Lion King," 289 00:06:21,476 --> 00:06:22,852 huh? 290 00:06:22,894 --> 00:06:24,771 When Jamone and Purboy became 291 00:06:22,894 --> 00:06:24,771 friends with Steemba. 292 00:06:24,812 --> 00:06:25,813 That's not the names. 293 00:06:25,855 --> 00:06:27,190 It's Simba, Timon, and Pumbaa, 294 00:06:27,232 --> 00:06:28,567 but I appreciate you trying. 295 00:06:28,607 --> 00:06:30,151 Really is a perfect analogy. 296 00:06:30,193 --> 00:06:31,819 All right, I'm in. 297 00:06:31,861 --> 00:06:33,280 Stevie can work the case. 298 00:06:33,321 --> 00:06:34,239 Oh, right! 299 00:06:34,281 --> 00:06:35,156 Charles Boyle, 300 00:06:35,198 --> 00:06:37,492 welcome to the Beatsie Boys. 301 00:06:37,534 --> 00:06:40,661 Aww! 302 00:06:47,668 --> 00:06:49,463 We forgot Charles. 303 00:06:52,507 --> 00:06:53,550 We have to turn back, though. 304 00:06:53,592 --> 00:06:54,551 We can't leave him. 305 00:06:54,593 --> 00:06:55,760 It was a good rhyme, 306 00:06:54,593 --> 00:06:55,760 though. 307 00:06:58,388 --> 00:06:59,598 Hey. 308 00:06:58,388 --> 00:06:59,598 Hey, buddy. 309 00:06:59,638 --> 00:07:01,640 Look, I'm not gonna waste 310 00:06:59,638 --> 00:07:01,640 your time 311 00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,184 with some lame excuse 312 00:07:03,226 --> 00:07:04,561 about why we left you behind, 313 00:07:03,226 --> 00:07:04,561 all right? 314 00:07:04,603 --> 00:07:06,354 Just the truth. 315 00:07:06,396 --> 00:07:09,399 Stevie and I were taken hostage 316 00:07:06,396 --> 00:07:09,399 by an Armenian biker gang 317 00:07:09,441 --> 00:07:11,401 and thrown on a cargo ship 318 00:07:09,441 --> 00:07:11,401 head it to Asia, 319 00:07:11,443 --> 00:07:12,277 but we're back now. 320 00:07:12,319 --> 00:07:13,361 Don't worry about it. 321 00:07:13,403 --> 00:07:14,779 You can work the case 322 00:07:13,403 --> 00:07:14,779 without me. 323 00:07:14,821 --> 00:07:18,158 I'm busy bonding 324 00:07:14,821 --> 00:07:18,158 with my new desk mate, Paul. 325 00:07:18,199 --> 00:07:19,367 Hi, my name's Paul. 326 00:07:19,409 --> 00:07:20,868 Shh, Paul, nobody cares. 327 00:07:20,910 --> 00:07:22,496 Charles, I'm so sorry. 328 00:07:22,537 --> 00:07:23,538 Don't be mad, okay? 329 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:24,747 We need you to 330 00:07:23,580 --> 00:07:24,747 work this case with us. 331 00:07:24,789 --> 00:07:26,207 And you're way to good for Paul. 332 00:07:26,249 --> 00:07:27,375 Stop trying to flatter me. 333 00:07:27,417 --> 00:07:29,461 Jake, face it, 334 00:07:27,417 --> 00:07:29,461 I'm not a Beatsie Boy. 335 00:07:29,503 --> 00:07:31,338 All right. 336 00:07:29,503 --> 00:07:31,338 Well, then neither am I. 337 00:07:31,379 --> 00:07:32,880 The Beatsie Boys are finished. 338 00:07:32,922 --> 00:07:34,674 If you're gonna be part of 339 00:07:32,922 --> 00:07:34,674 the group, we need a new name, 340 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,217 a new name that you're gonna 341 00:07:34,715 --> 00:07:36,217 came up with. 342 00:07:36,259 --> 00:07:37,927 - Police Pals. 343 00:07:36,259 --> 00:07:37,927 - Okay, it's decent. 344 00:07:37,969 --> 00:07:39,262 You can come up 345 00:07:37,969 --> 00:07:39,262 with a couple options. 346 00:07:39,304 --> 00:07:40,388 Not necessary. 347 00:07:39,304 --> 00:07:40,388 That's the one. 348 00:07:40,430 --> 00:07:41,431 Okeydokey, let's go. 349 00:07:41,473 --> 00:07:43,642 So, Gina, 350 00:07:41,473 --> 00:07:43,642 how's it going? 351 00:07:43,683 --> 00:07:44,643 What's the gossip? 352 00:07:44,684 --> 00:07:46,019 "What's the gossip?" 353 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:48,480 You can't stand being in 354 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:48,480 your office with him, can you? 355 00:07:48,522 --> 00:07:50,357 No, I'm just curious 356 00:07:48,522 --> 00:07:50,357 about your life. 357 00:07:50,398 --> 00:07:51,441 I like to gab. 358 00:07:51,483 --> 00:07:55,320 So, uh, 359 00:07:51,483 --> 00:07:55,320 tell me about... 360 00:07:55,362 --> 00:07:56,488 boys. 361 00:07:56,530 --> 00:07:58,448 Okay. 362 00:07:56,530 --> 00:07:58,448 I hate this. 363 00:07:58,490 --> 00:08:01,535 Captain, you gotta stand up 364 00:07:58,490 --> 00:08:01,535 to that office hog. 365 00:08:01,576 --> 00:08:02,994 Be stern, like me. 366 00:08:03,036 --> 00:08:06,289 Notice I'm not sharing a desk 367 00:08:03,036 --> 00:08:06,289 with Flynt's assistant. 368 00:08:06,331 --> 00:08:08,041 'Cause he over... there. 369 00:08:08,082 --> 00:08:10,627 No eye contact. 370 00:08:08,082 --> 00:08:10,627 Get back to work. 371 00:08:10,669 --> 00:08:12,420 Ugh! Listen. 372 00:08:12,462 --> 00:08:13,880 You just say the word, 373 00:08:13,921 --> 00:08:17,384 and I will barge in there 374 00:08:13,921 --> 00:08:17,384 and kick that dude out. 375 00:08:17,425 --> 00:08:19,344 Don't be ridiculous. 376 00:08:17,425 --> 00:08:19,344 He is my superior officer. 377 00:08:19,386 --> 00:08:20,887 But more to the point, 378 00:08:19,386 --> 00:08:20,887 he's a welcome guest, 379 00:08:20,928 --> 00:08:22,389 and I am a good host. 380 00:08:22,430 --> 00:08:24,432 He locked you out 381 00:08:22,430 --> 00:08:24,432 of your own office, didn't he? 382 00:08:24,474 --> 00:08:25,559 Yes, very much so. 383 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,934 Oh, Raymond. 384 00:08:27,977 --> 00:08:29,354 Why do we all got to 385 00:08:27,977 --> 00:08:29,354 sit in the back? 386 00:08:29,396 --> 00:08:31,981 Because we are all here 387 00:08:29,396 --> 00:08:31,981 together and we are all equals. 388 00:08:32,023 --> 00:08:34,275 Yeah. 389 00:08:32,023 --> 00:08:34,275 Hey, I've got an idea. 390 00:08:34,317 --> 00:08:36,319 Why don't we listen 391 00:08:34,317 --> 00:08:36,319 some sweet stakeout jams? 392 00:08:36,361 --> 00:08:38,655 Ooh, do you have the satellite 393 00:08:36,361 --> 00:08:38,655 radio station "Sedan Rock"? 394 00:08:38,697 --> 00:08:39,656 Seriously? 395 00:08:39,698 --> 00:08:40,781 Why not just go straight 396 00:08:40,823 --> 00:08:42,325 for the Toni Braxton 397 00:08:40,823 --> 00:08:42,325 while you're at it? 398 00:08:42,367 --> 00:08:44,118 Oh, now you're gonna 399 00:08:42,367 --> 00:08:44,118 make fun of Toni? 400 00:08:44,160 --> 00:08:45,370 Who is this joker? 401 00:08:45,412 --> 00:08:47,414 Check it out. 402 00:08:45,412 --> 00:08:47,414 Guy entering. 403 00:08:47,455 --> 00:08:48,456 Wait, I know that dude. 404 00:08:48,498 --> 00:08:49,749 He buys from Ozerov. 405 00:08:49,790 --> 00:08:51,376 I mean, something's going down. 406 00:08:51,418 --> 00:08:53,587 I say we gear up, 407 00:08:51,418 --> 00:08:53,587 and we bust in. 408 00:08:53,628 --> 00:08:55,630 Like we did 409 00:08:53,628 --> 00:08:55,630 at Pacala Ristorante, remember? 410 00:08:59,509 --> 00:09:01,052 That's how we do it 411 00:08:59,509 --> 00:09:01,052 in Brooklyn. 412 00:09:01,094 --> 00:09:02,512 Yeah, okay, 413 00:09:01,094 --> 00:09:02,512 it sounds pretty cool, 414 00:09:02,554 --> 00:09:04,681 but Jake and I already talked 415 00:09:02,554 --> 00:09:04,681 how we'd play this. 416 00:09:04,723 --> 00:09:06,641 We had a pretty sweet convo 417 00:09:04,723 --> 00:09:06,641 about it. 418 00:09:06,683 --> 00:09:07,642 Remember? 419 00:09:07,684 --> 00:09:09,018 I think we should 420 00:09:07,684 --> 00:09:09,018 do surveillance, 421 00:09:09,060 --> 00:09:10,478 collect intel, 422 00:09:09,060 --> 00:09:10,478 and build a case. 423 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:11,771 Sure. 424 00:09:11,812 --> 00:09:14,107 So, we all got stories, pal. 425 00:09:14,148 --> 00:09:16,443 Look. 426 00:09:14,148 --> 00:09:16,443 We need information. 427 00:09:16,484 --> 00:09:18,737 If we bust in there and Ozerov 428 00:09:16,484 --> 00:09:18,737 doesn't have any drugs, 429 00:09:18,778 --> 00:09:20,405 our whole operation is blown. 430 00:09:20,447 --> 00:09:21,656 But I know this guy, 431 00:09:20,447 --> 00:09:21,656 all right? 432 00:09:21,698 --> 00:09:23,533 He never works out of one place 433 00:09:21,698 --> 00:09:23,533 for long. 434 00:09:23,575 --> 00:09:25,201 I guarantee you 435 00:09:23,575 --> 00:09:25,201 he has drugs on him 436 00:09:25,243 --> 00:09:27,036 and if we don't get him now, 437 00:09:25,243 --> 00:09:27,036 we never will. 438 00:09:27,078 --> 00:09:29,748 Well, too bad for you, 439 00:09:27,078 --> 00:09:29,748 because Jake agrees with me. 440 00:09:29,789 --> 00:09:32,709 We're always on the same... 441 00:09:32,751 --> 00:09:34,628 - Page? 442 00:09:32,751 --> 00:09:34,628 - Yes! Told you. 443 00:09:34,669 --> 00:09:36,796 Actually, Charles, 444 00:09:34,669 --> 00:09:36,796 I think Stevie's right. 445 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,172 No. 446 00:09:36,837 --> 00:09:38,172 You said "page." 447 00:09:38,214 --> 00:09:40,759 I know, but he knows 448 00:09:38,214 --> 00:09:40,759 this case, and I trust his gut. 449 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:44,053 But, hey, let's go catch 450 00:09:40,800 --> 00:09:44,053 a bad guy together, right? 451 00:09:44,095 --> 00:09:45,846 Gear up, Police Pals! 452 00:09:45,888 --> 00:09:47,181 Hey, what is that? 453 00:09:47,223 --> 00:09:48,558 Thought we were 454 00:09:47,223 --> 00:09:48,558 Beatsie Boys. 455 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,602 You didn't even 456 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,602 tell him. 457 00:09:51,811 --> 00:09:53,438 Rosa, do you need to listen 458 00:09:51,811 --> 00:09:53,438 to it that loud? 459 00:09:53,480 --> 00:09:55,189 Yes! 460 00:09:55,231 --> 00:09:56,983 I'm trying to drown out 461 00:09:55,231 --> 00:09:56,983 the sound from Ellen, 462 00:09:57,024 --> 00:09:58,526 the chat factory, 463 00:09:57,024 --> 00:09:58,526 over there. 464 00:09:58,568 --> 00:10:01,237 My daughter got me a juicer 465 00:09:58,568 --> 00:10:01,237 for Christmas. 466 00:10:01,279 --> 00:10:02,947 Did you know 467 00:10:01,279 --> 00:10:02,947 that you can juice nuts? 468 00:10:02,989 --> 00:10:04,198 What? 469 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,200 I'm two seconds away 470 00:10:04,240 --> 00:10:06,200 from juicing Ellen. 471 00:10:06,242 --> 00:10:07,868 I know it's tough, 472 00:10:06,242 --> 00:10:07,868 but Sarge... 473 00:10:07,910 --> 00:10:09,788 Ah, no, shoo, shoo, shoo. 474 00:10:09,829 --> 00:10:11,247 Shoo! Shoo! 475 00:10:11,289 --> 00:10:13,500 Oh, can you at least 476 00:10:11,289 --> 00:10:13,500 put her on a leash? 477 00:10:13,541 --> 00:10:15,543 She's a medical professional. 478 00:10:13,541 --> 00:10:15,543 Okay? 479 00:10:15,585 --> 00:10:16,919 Would you keep a doctor 480 00:10:15,585 --> 00:10:16,919 on a leash? 481 00:10:16,961 --> 00:10:18,797 That dog does not help you 482 00:10:16,961 --> 00:10:18,797 with your foot pain. 483 00:10:18,838 --> 00:10:20,799 You just want an excuse 484 00:10:18,838 --> 00:10:20,799 to bring her everywhere! 485 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:22,133 Your dog is a fraud. 486 00:10:22,175 --> 00:10:23,510 - Fraud dog! 487 00:10:22,175 --> 00:10:23,510 - Come on. 488 00:10:23,551 --> 00:10:25,679 Fraud dog! 489 00:10:23,551 --> 00:10:25,679 Fraud dog! 490 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:26,680 - Fraud dog! 491 00:10:25,720 --> 00:10:26,680 - Juice Ellen! 492 00:10:26,721 --> 00:10:27,681 - Juice Ellen! 493 00:10:26,721 --> 00:10:27,681 - Fraud dog! 494 00:10:27,722 --> 00:10:28,682 Whoa! 495 00:10:28,723 --> 00:10:31,225 Both of you, 496 00:10:28,723 --> 00:10:31,225 outside now! 497 00:10:31,267 --> 00:10:32,727 I know it's crowded in there 498 00:10:32,769 --> 00:10:35,522 and they're not 499 00:10:32,769 --> 00:10:35,522 very considerate guests 500 00:10:35,563 --> 00:10:36,981 and they took my mouse 501 00:10:37,023 --> 00:10:38,692 and then they took my keyboard 502 00:10:38,733 --> 00:10:40,527 and then they took 503 00:10:38,733 --> 00:10:40,527 the whole computer. 504 00:10:40,568 --> 00:10:43,112 And when I had 505 00:10:40,568 --> 00:10:43,112 nothing else to give, 506 00:10:43,154 --> 00:10:44,656 they came for my yogurt. 507 00:10:44,698 --> 00:10:46,533 No, not just any yogurt. 508 00:10:46,574 --> 00:10:50,244 Full fat Greek 509 00:10:46,574 --> 00:10:50,244 with a touch of honey. 510 00:10:52,038 --> 00:10:53,748 That's a once a week treat! 511 00:10:56,042 --> 00:10:57,711 What the hell are you guys 512 00:10:56,042 --> 00:10:57,711 doing out here? 513 00:10:57,752 --> 00:10:59,045 Finally eating breakfast. 514 00:10:59,086 --> 00:11:00,714 We snuck 515 00:10:59,086 --> 00:11:00,714 the microwave out here 516 00:11:00,755 --> 00:11:03,174 so we could cook our burritos 517 00:11:00,755 --> 00:11:03,174 like real policemen. 518 00:11:03,216 --> 00:11:04,884 Now they have to use 519 00:11:03,216 --> 00:11:04,884 the toaster oven. 520 00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:07,637 Enjoy your 16-minute cook times, 521 00:11:04,925 --> 00:11:07,637 idiots. 522 00:11:07,679 --> 00:11:10,014 Guys, this is amazing. 523 00:11:10,056 --> 00:11:12,225 Back off, it's our microwave! 524 00:11:10,056 --> 00:11:12,225 Ours! 525 00:11:13,727 --> 00:11:15,729 Nobody wants your microwave! 526 00:11:15,770 --> 00:11:18,897 But look, the nine-eight's stuff 527 00:11:15,770 --> 00:11:18,897 is blocking the windows. 528 00:11:18,939 --> 00:11:20,817 They can't see us out here. 529 00:11:20,859 --> 00:11:22,360 It's so peaceful... 530 00:11:22,402 --> 00:11:24,738 and spacious. 531 00:11:24,779 --> 00:11:27,948 This could be our new beginning. 532 00:11:30,076 --> 00:11:31,285 All right. 533 00:11:31,327 --> 00:11:32,787 Can't let Ozerov 534 00:11:31,327 --> 00:11:32,787 ditch the drugs. 535 00:11:32,829 --> 00:11:34,664 We got to go in 536 00:11:32,829 --> 00:11:34,664 fast and strong. 537 00:11:34,706 --> 00:11:36,249 I don't know about you, 538 00:11:34,706 --> 00:11:36,249 but I can use some adrenalin. 539 00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:37,458 A little slap-slap-boom? 540 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,252 - Mm. 541 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,252 - What's slap-slap-boom? 542 00:11:39,293 --> 00:11:40,628 Oh, it's just this thing 543 00:11:39,293 --> 00:11:40,628 we used to do 544 00:11:40,670 --> 00:11:42,714 to get each other pumped up 545 00:11:40,670 --> 00:11:42,714 where we slap each other 546 00:11:42,756 --> 00:11:44,215 in the face; 547 00:11:42,756 --> 00:11:44,215 you don't have to do it. 548 00:11:44,257 --> 00:11:45,466 No, I want to. 549 00:11:44,257 --> 00:11:45,466 I want to go first. 550 00:11:45,508 --> 00:11:46,467 Ow! 551 00:11:46,509 --> 00:11:47,968 Ooh! Ooh! 552 00:11:48,010 --> 00:11:49,679 Shh. 553 00:11:48,010 --> 00:11:49,679 There's movement. 554 00:11:49,721 --> 00:11:51,389 But I'm the only one 555 00:11:49,721 --> 00:11:51,389 who got slapped in the face. 556 00:11:51,431 --> 00:11:53,767 Charles, we gotta go! 557 00:11:53,808 --> 00:11:56,352 NYPD! 558 00:11:53,808 --> 00:11:56,352 Show me your hands! 559 00:11:56,394 --> 00:11:59,856 Hey, Ozerov, I'll have 560 00:11:56,394 --> 00:11:59,856 a martini with a twist. 561 00:11:59,898 --> 00:12:02,191 The twist? 562 00:11:59,898 --> 00:12:02,191 You're under arrest. 563 00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:03,818 None for me; 564 00:12:02,233 --> 00:12:03,818 I'm driving... 565 00:12:03,860 --> 00:12:05,236 you to jail. 566 00:12:05,278 --> 00:12:07,029 He's clean. 567 00:12:05,278 --> 00:12:07,029 There's no drugs on him. 568 00:12:07,071 --> 00:12:08,155 Damn it. 569 00:12:08,197 --> 00:12:10,324 We wasted those 570 00:12:08,197 --> 00:12:10,324 cool lines on nothing. 571 00:12:10,366 --> 00:12:11,492 Also, we blew the case. 572 00:12:11,534 --> 00:12:12,869 That's obviously much worse. 573 00:12:12,911 --> 00:12:13,912 That was my first thought. 574 00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:17,998 Look, I know that 575 00:12:16,790 --> 00:12:17,998 we didn't find any drugs, 576 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,751 but I still think 577 00:12:18,040 --> 00:12:19,751 it was worth the risk. 578 00:12:19,793 --> 00:12:22,002 Well, I think it was 579 00:12:19,793 --> 00:12:22,002 a crap circus. 580 00:12:22,044 --> 00:12:24,130 This whole operation 581 00:12:22,044 --> 00:12:24,130 is blown. 582 00:12:24,171 --> 00:12:26,173 If you ask me, 583 00:12:24,171 --> 00:12:26,173 the Beatsie Boys 584 00:12:26,215 --> 00:12:27,216 should be called 585 00:12:27,258 --> 00:12:29,886 the Thoroughly 586 00:12:27,258 --> 00:12:29,886 Messed-Up Millies. 587 00:12:29,928 --> 00:12:31,387 - What? 588 00:12:29,928 --> 00:12:31,387 - I can't even imagine 589 00:12:31,429 --> 00:12:32,388 what you're going for. 590 00:12:32,430 --> 00:12:33,932 I was being devastating! 591 00:12:33,972 --> 00:12:35,850 Look, man, 592 00:12:33,972 --> 00:12:35,850 I get that you're pissed, 593 00:12:35,892 --> 00:12:37,477 but I am telling you, 594 00:12:35,892 --> 00:12:37,477 Ozerov is dirty. 595 00:12:37,518 --> 00:12:39,145 Maybe, but if we had staked 596 00:12:37,518 --> 00:12:39,145 the bar out, 597 00:12:39,186 --> 00:12:41,397 we could've built up cases 598 00:12:39,186 --> 00:12:41,397 against a dozen guys here. 599 00:12:41,439 --> 00:12:43,065 This place is filled 600 00:12:41,439 --> 00:12:43,065 with criminals. 601 00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:44,567 I brought him in last month. 602 00:12:44,609 --> 00:12:46,402 - Hey, Detective Boyle. 603 00:12:44,609 --> 00:12:46,402 - Hi, Isaac. 604 00:12:46,444 --> 00:12:48,780 The only good thing is, 605 00:12:46,444 --> 00:12:48,780 now this whole trio 606 00:12:48,822 --> 00:12:50,156 doesn't have to 607 00:12:48,822 --> 00:12:50,156 work together anymore. 608 00:12:50,197 --> 00:12:52,032 Yes it does. 609 00:12:50,197 --> 00:12:52,032 Charles, you did it. 610 00:12:52,074 --> 00:12:54,243 - You saved the case. 611 00:12:52,074 --> 00:12:54,243 - What? Why? I didn't want to. 612 00:12:54,285 --> 00:12:56,537 Correct me if I'm wrong, 613 00:12:54,285 --> 00:12:56,537 but consorting with known felons 614 00:12:56,579 --> 00:12:57,996 is a parole violation, 615 00:12:56,579 --> 00:12:57,996 meaning 616 00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:00,458 we have grounds to search 617 00:12:58,038 --> 00:13:00,458 Ozerov's home. 618 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:03,628 Hell yeah! 619 00:13:00,500 --> 00:13:03,628 Jakey P with the save! 620 00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:05,254 Well, you know, Boyle 621 00:13:03,670 --> 00:13:05,254 is the one who pointed it out. 622 00:13:05,296 --> 00:13:06,965 - He deserves the credit. 623 00:13:05,296 --> 00:13:06,965 - True, true, true. 624 00:13:07,005 --> 00:13:07,966 Good job, Earl! 625 00:13:08,006 --> 00:13:09,509 You know my name is Charles. 626 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,973 So, if we're gonna start 627 00:13:12,052 --> 00:13:14,973 a secret office on the roof, 628 00:13:15,013 --> 00:13:16,182 we need equipment. 629 00:13:16,223 --> 00:13:19,101 That means chairs, desks, 630 00:13:16,223 --> 00:13:19,101 printers, pens. 631 00:13:19,143 --> 00:13:20,311 But we gotta sneak it out, 632 00:13:20,353 --> 00:13:22,062 so we need a distraction. 633 00:13:22,104 --> 00:13:23,356 Okay, here is 634 00:13:22,104 --> 00:13:23,356 what I'm thinking. 635 00:13:23,397 --> 00:13:25,441 We give that dog 636 00:13:23,397 --> 00:13:25,441 a bunch of chocolates. 637 00:13:25,483 --> 00:13:26,442 It dies. 638 00:13:26,484 --> 00:13:27,610 While everyone celebrates... 639 00:13:27,652 --> 00:13:28,987 Okay, Amy's 640 00:13:27,652 --> 00:13:28,987 too close to this. 641 00:13:29,027 --> 00:13:31,071 Rosa, you got any ideas? 642 00:13:31,113 --> 00:13:33,115 Hitchcock and Scully just set 643 00:13:31,113 --> 00:13:33,115 fire to the kitchen sink. 644 00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:36,118 Oh, boy. 645 00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:36,118 Ooh, boy. 646 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,077 Perfect! 647 00:13:37,119 --> 00:13:39,330 Let's use that. 648 00:13:39,372 --> 00:13:41,248 I looked everywhere. 649 00:13:39,372 --> 00:13:41,248 I didn't find anything. 650 00:13:41,290 --> 00:13:42,542 - Did you? 651 00:13:41,290 --> 00:13:42,542 - No. 652 00:13:42,583 --> 00:13:45,003 But mirror top coffee table, 653 00:13:45,043 --> 00:13:47,213 iguana cage, 654 00:13:45,043 --> 00:13:47,213 samurai swords on the wall... 655 00:13:47,254 --> 00:13:48,548 either this guy is a drug dealer 656 00:13:48,589 --> 00:13:50,466 or uses Nick Cage as an 657 00:13:48,589 --> 00:13:50,466 interior designer. 658 00:13:50,508 --> 00:13:52,259 He might be a drug dealer, 659 00:13:50,508 --> 00:13:52,259 but we have nothing on him. 660 00:13:52,301 --> 00:13:53,553 Quick question, guys. 661 00:13:53,594 --> 00:13:56,681 Why did the drug dealer never do 662 00:13:53,594 --> 00:13:56,681 his dishes? 663 00:13:56,723 --> 00:13:59,559 Because he has drugs 664 00:13:56,723 --> 00:13:59,559 in his dishwasher. 665 00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:00,560 Oh, yeah! 666 00:14:00,601 --> 00:14:01,936 - Dishwasher? 667 00:14:00,601 --> 00:14:01,936 - Hit me. 668 00:14:01,978 --> 00:14:03,145 Here, is for you. 669 00:14:03,187 --> 00:14:04,438 - Hello? 670 00:14:03,187 --> 00:14:04,438 - Hey. 671 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,982 What's up, dude? 672 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,982 It's me. 673 00:14:06,024 --> 00:14:07,233 We got the drugs, man. 674 00:14:07,274 --> 00:14:09,193 Hang on, 675 00:14:07,274 --> 00:14:09,193 Charles wants to say hi. 676 00:14:09,235 --> 00:14:12,321 Do you have any milk? 677 00:14:12,363 --> 00:14:14,240 Not a stranger in sight. 678 00:14:14,281 --> 00:14:15,533 It's beautiful. 679 00:14:15,575 --> 00:14:17,702 I've never heard the printer 680 00:14:15,575 --> 00:14:17,702 sound so happy. 681 00:14:17,744 --> 00:14:18,995 I feel like it knows. 682 00:14:19,037 --> 00:14:19,996 We did it. 683 00:14:20,038 --> 00:14:22,081 A new world. 684 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,792 This must be how 685 00:14:22,122 --> 00:14:24,792 the founding fathers felt. 686 00:14:24,834 --> 00:14:27,127 So... 687 00:14:27,169 --> 00:14:28,462 what are you doing out here? 688 00:14:28,504 --> 00:14:30,381 Captain, it's mayhem in there. 689 00:14:30,423 --> 00:14:32,759 Those people are messy 690 00:14:30,423 --> 00:14:32,759 and selfish. 691 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,052 - And chatty. 692 00:14:32,800 --> 00:14:34,052 - And out here, 693 00:14:34,093 --> 00:14:35,302 we can actually get work done. 694 00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:37,013 - But... 695 00:14:35,344 --> 00:14:37,013 - Sir, I'll handle this. 696 00:14:37,055 --> 00:14:38,014 We love it. 697 00:14:38,056 --> 00:14:39,015 We're proud of you. 698 00:14:39,057 --> 00:14:40,474 - We want in. 699 00:14:39,057 --> 00:14:40,474 - No. 700 00:14:40,516 --> 00:14:42,727 You're acting like little 701 00:14:40,516 --> 00:14:42,727 children playing basketball 702 00:14:42,769 --> 00:14:45,521 who've fallen behind by several 703 00:14:42,769 --> 00:14:45,521 two-pointer buckets 704 00:14:45,563 --> 00:14:47,648 so you just take 705 00:14:45,563 --> 00:14:47,648 your basket home, 706 00:14:47,690 --> 00:14:49,483 and now no one else can play. 707 00:14:49,525 --> 00:14:52,653 I know it's not the time, 708 00:14:49,525 --> 00:14:52,653 but you gotta watch basketball 709 00:14:52,695 --> 00:14:54,154 if you're gonna try 710 00:14:52,695 --> 00:14:54,154 to reference it. 711 00:14:54,196 --> 00:14:55,489 Sergeant, 712 00:14:54,196 --> 00:14:55,489 this is boorish behavior. 713 00:14:55,531 --> 00:14:57,241 I wanted you to be a good host. 714 00:14:57,283 --> 00:14:58,451 You told me to make it work, 715 00:14:58,492 --> 00:15:00,327 and I came up 716 00:14:58,492 --> 00:15:00,327 with a creative solution. 717 00:15:00,369 --> 00:15:02,371 Diaz finished 718 00:15:00,369 --> 00:15:02,371 her arrest reports. 719 00:15:02,413 --> 00:15:04,707 Santiago did the filing 720 00:15:02,413 --> 00:15:04,707 of ten men. 721 00:15:04,749 --> 00:15:06,084 I don't 722 00:15:04,749 --> 00:15:06,084 want to hear it. 723 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:10,337 Just clean up this mess 724 00:15:06,125 --> 00:15:10,337 and get back inside. 725 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,717 Paper jam. 726 00:15:14,759 --> 00:15:16,552 It does know. 727 00:15:16,594 --> 00:15:18,846 Attenzione, dingbats. 728 00:15:18,888 --> 00:15:21,557 Perchance a riddle. 729 00:15:18,888 --> 00:15:21,557 Shakespeare. 730 00:15:21,599 --> 00:15:25,227 What has six thumbs 731 00:15:21,599 --> 00:15:25,227 and just arrested a drug dealer? 732 00:15:25,269 --> 00:15:26,562 These guys. 733 00:15:27,897 --> 00:15:29,816 Charles, thumbs up. 734 00:15:29,857 --> 00:15:31,525 I said "six thumbs" 735 00:15:29,857 --> 00:15:31,525 and we're only showing four. 736 00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:32,652 We're starting 737 00:15:31,567 --> 00:15:32,652 to look like fools. 738 00:15:32,693 --> 00:15:33,694 Come on, Charles. 739 00:15:33,736 --> 00:15:34,779 There it is. 740 00:15:34,821 --> 00:15:36,030 - That's the ticket. 741 00:15:34,821 --> 00:15:36,030 - Whoo! 742 00:15:36,072 --> 00:15:37,740 All right, man, I'm gonna go 743 00:15:36,072 --> 00:15:37,740 check in with Flynt. 744 00:15:37,782 --> 00:15:39,951 You do some research on where 745 00:15:37,782 --> 00:15:39,951 we're gonna celebrate tonight. 746 00:15:39,993 --> 00:15:41,368 Here's my only requirement: 747 00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:44,246 it has to be at your house 748 00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:44,246 'cause I ain't got no money. 749 00:15:44,288 --> 00:15:45,832 Uh, okay, 750 00:15:44,288 --> 00:15:45,832 how about at my house? 751 00:15:45,873 --> 00:15:46,958 Swurt. 752 00:15:49,335 --> 00:15:50,544 Yes! 753 00:15:51,671 --> 00:15:52,922 Psst, hey. 754 00:15:52,964 --> 00:15:53,923 What are you doing? 755 00:15:53,965 --> 00:15:55,174 Come here. 756 00:15:56,509 --> 00:15:57,635 What? 757 00:15:57,677 --> 00:15:59,303 I think Stevie's 758 00:15:57,677 --> 00:15:59,303 bad news. 759 00:15:59,345 --> 00:16:01,221 What? 760 00:15:59,345 --> 00:16:01,221 Oh, come on, Charles. 761 00:16:01,263 --> 00:16:03,516 You know, you've been acting 762 00:16:01,263 --> 00:16:03,516 weird about Stevie all day. 763 00:16:03,557 --> 00:16:04,976 I think you might be jealous. 764 00:16:05,018 --> 00:16:06,185 Of course I'm jealous. 765 00:16:06,226 --> 00:16:07,436 I was never hiding that. 766 00:16:07,478 --> 00:16:08,646 - How? 767 00:16:07,478 --> 00:16:08,646 - He's tall. He's funny. 768 00:16:08,688 --> 00:16:09,897 He can pull off an earring. 769 00:16:09,939 --> 00:16:11,315 He doesn't have an earring. 770 00:16:11,357 --> 00:16:12,733 But we both know 771 00:16:11,357 --> 00:16:12,733 he'd look good with one. 772 00:16:12,775 --> 00:16:14,652 Oh, my God... What do you 773 00:16:12,775 --> 00:16:14,652 want me to say, Boyle? 774 00:16:14,694 --> 00:16:16,904 I've been trying to include you 775 00:16:14,694 --> 00:16:16,904 in this all day long. 776 00:16:16,946 --> 00:16:19,532 And, yes, I forgot you 777 00:16:16,946 --> 00:16:19,532 that one time, 778 00:16:19,573 --> 00:16:20,533 but I made up for it. 779 00:16:20,574 --> 00:16:21,909 I slapped you in the face. 780 00:16:21,951 --> 00:16:23,202 You're supposed to be 781 00:16:21,951 --> 00:16:23,202 my friend. 782 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,996 I'm an adult man, 783 00:16:23,243 --> 00:16:24,996 I can have two close friends. 784 00:16:25,038 --> 00:16:26,664 Hell, I can have 785 00:16:25,038 --> 00:16:26,664 three close friends. 786 00:16:26,706 --> 00:16:28,332 - You wouldn't. 787 00:16:26,706 --> 00:16:28,332 - I would. 788 00:16:28,374 --> 00:16:29,458 - Maybe I'll get in touch 789 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,877 with my friend James 790 00:16:29,500 --> 00:16:30,877 from college. 791 00:16:30,918 --> 00:16:32,378 Ooh, or you know who just 792 00:16:30,918 --> 00:16:32,378 looked me up online? 793 00:16:32,419 --> 00:16:33,379 Brad from camp. 794 00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:35,297 Stevie planted the drugs. 795 00:16:35,339 --> 00:16:36,841 Come on! 796 00:16:36,883 --> 00:16:39,385 I looked on that dishwasher 797 00:16:36,883 --> 00:16:39,385 before him, and it was empty. 798 00:16:39,426 --> 00:16:40,887 Stevie planted those pills. 799 00:16:40,928 --> 00:16:43,263 But you're right, 800 00:16:40,928 --> 00:16:43,263 he's the coolest! 801 00:16:43,305 --> 00:16:45,016 You guys should go get 802 00:16:43,305 --> 00:16:45,016 your ears pierced together. 803 00:16:45,058 --> 00:16:46,976 Invite Brad. 804 00:16:45,058 --> 00:16:46,976 It'll be smurt. 805 00:16:48,435 --> 00:16:51,564 It's swurt, not smurt. 806 00:16:51,605 --> 00:16:53,733 So, joke's on you. 807 00:16:53,774 --> 00:16:56,360 Damn it, Stevie! 808 00:16:56,402 --> 00:16:57,653 Hey, I logged the drugs. 809 00:16:57,695 --> 00:16:59,530 You know what that means. 810 00:16:57,695 --> 00:16:59,530 It's time to celebrate. 811 00:16:59,572 --> 00:17:01,866 You know what that means. 812 00:16:59,572 --> 00:17:01,866 Let's eat big sandwiches! 813 00:17:01,908 --> 00:17:03,076 I gotta talk to you... 814 00:17:03,117 --> 00:17:04,493 in private. 815 00:17:04,535 --> 00:17:05,995 Come on. 816 00:17:08,039 --> 00:17:09,790 Okay. 817 00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,626 Uh, this is cozy. 818 00:17:12,668 --> 00:17:14,045 Well, the precinct 819 00:17:12,668 --> 00:17:14,045 is so crowded, 820 00:17:14,087 --> 00:17:15,963 this is the only place 821 00:17:14,087 --> 00:17:15,963 no one can hear us talk. 822 00:17:16,005 --> 00:17:17,965 Listen. 823 00:17:18,007 --> 00:17:20,384 I know you planted the drugs 824 00:17:18,007 --> 00:17:20,384 at Ozerov's place. 825 00:17:20,426 --> 00:17:21,385 What? 826 00:17:21,427 --> 00:17:22,678 Charles checked 827 00:17:21,427 --> 00:17:22,678 the dishwasher, 828 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,013 and he didn't 829 00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:24,013 see any drugs. 830 00:17:24,055 --> 00:17:25,098 Yeah, well, they were there. 831 00:17:24,055 --> 00:17:25,098 All right? 832 00:17:25,139 --> 00:17:26,557 I guess he just missed them. 833 00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:28,976 Probably busy hiking up his 834 00:17:26,599 --> 00:17:28,976 pants above this belly button. 835 00:17:29,018 --> 00:17:30,561 He has to do that 836 00:17:29,018 --> 00:17:30,561 because they don't make pants 837 00:17:30,603 --> 00:17:31,854 short enough for him. 838 00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:33,940 Look. 839 00:17:31,896 --> 00:17:33,940 Don't lie to me, man. 840 00:17:33,981 --> 00:17:36,692 Dude, the guy 841 00:17:33,981 --> 00:17:36,692 is a drug dealer. 842 00:17:36,734 --> 00:17:37,818 All right? 843 00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:39,070 I wasn't gonna 844 00:17:37,860 --> 00:17:39,070 let him walk again. 845 00:17:39,112 --> 00:17:40,487 But you get it, 846 00:17:39,112 --> 00:17:40,487 though, right? 847 00:17:40,529 --> 00:17:41,989 You're not a tight-ass 848 00:17:40,529 --> 00:17:41,989 like Charles. 849 00:17:42,031 --> 00:17:43,407 You know, I wish 850 00:17:42,031 --> 00:17:43,407 I was like Charles. 851 00:17:43,449 --> 00:17:45,034 He's a good cop 852 00:17:43,449 --> 00:17:45,034 and an honest person, 853 00:17:45,076 --> 00:17:47,995 and when we go on stakeouts, 854 00:17:45,076 --> 00:17:47,995 we do listen to Toni Braxton 855 00:17:48,037 --> 00:17:50,539 and it's super sad 856 00:17:48,037 --> 00:17:50,539 and it's awesome. 857 00:17:50,581 --> 00:17:52,125 I can't believe 858 00:17:50,581 --> 00:17:52,125 I'm saying this, Stevie, 859 00:17:52,166 --> 00:17:53,960 but I gotta report you. 860 00:17:54,001 --> 00:17:55,586 Ow! 861 00:17:55,628 --> 00:17:57,046 Did you just Donkey Kong 862 00:17:55,628 --> 00:17:57,046 punch me? 863 00:17:57,088 --> 00:17:58,881 There's no room 864 00:17:57,088 --> 00:17:58,881 to regular punch you. 865 00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:04,553 Ooh, all right. 866 00:18:04,595 --> 00:18:05,554 It's on. 867 00:18:05,596 --> 00:18:06,847 - Ahh! 868 00:18:05,596 --> 00:18:06,847 - What's going on? 869 00:18:06,889 --> 00:18:08,057 He did plant the drugs. 870 00:18:08,099 --> 00:18:09,058 You trusted me. 871 00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,101 Oww! 872 00:18:10,143 --> 00:18:11,727 Son of a bitch! 873 00:18:10,143 --> 00:18:11,727 I hope there's room 874 00:18:11,769 --> 00:18:13,729 - in this fight for three. 875 00:18:11,769 --> 00:18:13,729 - There's not. 876 00:18:18,192 --> 00:18:21,695 You have a 2:30 meeting 877 00:18:18,192 --> 00:18:21,695 with small head big body. 878 00:18:21,737 --> 00:18:23,197 I forgot to take his name. 879 00:18:23,239 --> 00:18:24,615 D.A. Brayburn. 880 00:18:24,657 --> 00:18:26,117 Deputy Inspector Flynt, 881 00:18:26,159 --> 00:18:27,743 do you mind if we have 882 00:18:26,159 --> 00:18:27,743 a meeting here in the office? 883 00:18:27,785 --> 00:18:28,911 Actually, I do mind. 884 00:18:28,953 --> 00:18:30,537 I'm not really in the mood 885 00:18:28,953 --> 00:18:30,537 for company. 886 00:18:30,579 --> 00:18:33,207 I just had a bad loss 887 00:18:30,579 --> 00:18:33,207 in an online poker game. 888 00:18:33,249 --> 00:18:34,125 Of course. 889 00:18:34,167 --> 00:18:35,626 Anything for our guests. 890 00:18:35,668 --> 00:18:37,128 Get back here, 891 00:18:35,668 --> 00:18:37,128 you crap basket. 892 00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:38,129 You're going down! 893 00:18:38,171 --> 00:18:39,213 Help! 894 00:18:39,255 --> 00:18:40,881 He's attacking me 895 00:18:39,255 --> 00:18:40,881 for no reason! 896 00:18:42,258 --> 00:18:44,802 Stevie Schillens, 897 00:18:42,258 --> 00:18:44,802 you have the right to remain... 898 00:18:44,844 --> 00:18:46,053 - A loser. 899 00:18:44,844 --> 00:18:46,053 - Noice. 900 00:18:46,095 --> 00:18:48,014 But, now legally, 901 00:18:46,095 --> 00:18:48,014 I have to start over, Charles. 902 00:18:48,055 --> 00:18:49,307 Stevie Schill... Oh! 903 00:18:50,599 --> 00:18:52,018 Get off him. 904 00:18:50,599 --> 00:18:52,018 We just made up. 905 00:18:54,312 --> 00:18:55,188 Paul? 906 00:18:55,229 --> 00:18:56,689 I thought we had something. 907 00:18:57,857 --> 00:18:58,816 Get nine-eight. 908 00:19:00,026 --> 00:19:02,611 Hope your dog 909 00:19:00,026 --> 00:19:02,611 will help with neck pain. 910 00:19:02,653 --> 00:19:04,071 Oh! 911 00:19:02,653 --> 00:19:04,071 She doesn't help with any pain. 912 00:19:04,113 --> 00:19:05,156 I made it up. 913 00:19:05,198 --> 00:19:06,615 Ha! 914 00:19:05,198 --> 00:19:06,615 I knew it! 915 00:19:06,657 --> 00:19:07,950 Hey, Ellen. 916 00:19:07,992 --> 00:19:09,118 I got your farm girl. 917 00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,161 You wouldn't. 918 00:19:11,871 --> 00:19:13,289 Bessy! 919 00:19:13,331 --> 00:19:15,208 Terry got his computer back. 920 00:19:17,126 --> 00:19:19,586 Oh, come on! 921 00:19:24,884 --> 00:19:27,011 Sarge, take off your shirt! 922 00:19:27,053 --> 00:19:29,347 It's restricting your movement. 923 00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:35,644 What the hell 924 00:19:33,267 --> 00:19:35,644 is going on here? 925 00:19:35,686 --> 00:19:37,021 Yeah. 926 00:19:37,063 --> 00:19:39,232 What are you guys doing? 927 00:19:39,273 --> 00:19:41,859 Brawling with other 928 00:19:39,273 --> 00:19:41,859 police officers? 929 00:19:41,901 --> 00:19:42,902 What were you thinking? 930 00:19:42,943 --> 00:19:45,196 Sir, I had nothing 931 00:19:42,943 --> 00:19:45,196 to do with this. 932 00:19:45,238 --> 00:19:47,281 I was arresting a dirty cop. 933 00:19:47,323 --> 00:19:49,867 I heard you scream out 934 00:19:47,323 --> 00:19:49,867 "I love this!" 935 00:19:49,909 --> 00:19:51,035 Yes. 936 00:19:51,077 --> 00:19:53,204 "This" being justice. 937 00:19:53,246 --> 00:19:54,205 I love justice. 938 00:19:54,247 --> 00:19:55,748 And to make matters worse, 939 00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:59,793 our radiator was broken during 940 00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:59,793 your wild street-ball scrum. 941 00:19:59,835 --> 00:20:01,379 So now we have no heat. 942 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,297 Which means we'll have to work 943 00:20:01,420 --> 00:20:03,297 in the freezing cold, 944 00:20:03,339 --> 00:20:04,798 and our guests 945 00:20:03,339 --> 00:20:04,798 from the nine-eight 946 00:20:04,840 --> 00:20:07,927 will have to relocate again. 947 00:20:07,968 --> 00:20:09,845 No smiles. 948 00:20:07,968 --> 00:20:09,845 No smiles. 949 00:20:09,887 --> 00:20:11,389 This is a sad day 950 00:20:09,887 --> 00:20:11,389 for our precinct. 951 00:20:11,430 --> 00:20:12,723 Dismissed. 952 00:20:15,226 --> 00:20:16,727 Captain. 953 00:20:16,769 --> 00:20:18,187 You know what's 954 00:20:16,769 --> 00:20:18,187 kinda weird? 955 00:20:18,229 --> 00:20:20,480 There was no one was fighting 956 00:20:18,229 --> 00:20:20,480 over by the radiator. 957 00:20:20,522 --> 00:20:23,359 You were the only person 958 00:20:20,522 --> 00:20:23,359 standing near it. 959 00:20:25,361 --> 00:20:28,114 I suppose, in the hubbub, 960 00:20:28,155 --> 00:20:30,490 I may have tripped 961 00:20:28,155 --> 00:20:30,490 and busted a pipe. 962 00:20:35,537 --> 00:20:36,914 I knew it! 963 00:20:36,956 --> 00:20:39,292 I knew you couldn't stand 964 00:20:36,956 --> 00:20:39,292 having someone in your space. 965 00:20:39,333 --> 00:20:40,834 He used my letter opener 966 00:20:40,876 --> 00:20:42,795 to cut his tuna sandwich 967 00:20:40,876 --> 00:20:42,795 in half! 968 00:20:42,836 --> 00:20:44,422 You were right. 969 00:20:44,463 --> 00:20:46,215 They were disrespectful 970 00:20:44,463 --> 00:20:46,215 and had to go. 971 00:20:46,257 --> 00:20:48,342 And, yes, sometimes 972 00:20:46,257 --> 00:20:48,342 you have to come up 973 00:20:48,384 --> 00:20:50,136 with a creative solution. 974 00:20:50,177 --> 00:20:52,512 And sometimes just a bunch 975 00:20:50,177 --> 00:20:52,512 of dudes need to get into a room 976 00:20:52,554 --> 00:20:55,099 and just... 977 00:20:55,141 --> 00:20:57,893 "Take that! 978 00:20:55,141 --> 00:20:57,893 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!" 979 00:20:58,936 --> 00:21:00,896 That's not the lesson here. 980 00:21:00,938 --> 00:21:02,315 Okay, Captain. 981 00:21:11,407 --> 00:21:13,993 You know what? 982 00:21:11,407 --> 00:21:13,993 I like this song! 983 00:21:16,287 --> 00:21:17,496 - Hey, you don't get to sing. 984 00:21:16,287 --> 00:21:17,496 - Shut up! 985 00:21:17,537 --> 00:21:18,622 Shut up! 986 00:21:18,664 --> 00:21:20,458 - The nerve. 987 00:21:18,664 --> 00:21:20,458 - Unbelievable. 988 00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:31,469 - Not a doctor. 989 00:21:29,549 --> 00:21:31,469 - Shh. 990 00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:33,304 Fremulon.