1 00:00:01,950 --> 00:00:03,201 Attention, everyone! 2 00:00:03,243 --> 00:00:05,912 Say good-bye to the Jake Peralta 3 00:00:03,243 --> 00:00:05,912 you know and love, 4 00:00:05,954 --> 00:00:08,539 for today is the day 5 00:00:05,954 --> 00:00:08,539 I forever change. 6 00:00:08,581 --> 00:00:10,250 Ooh, are you finally 7 00:00:08,581 --> 00:00:10,250 growing a mustache? 8 00:00:10,291 --> 00:00:11,626 No, you know 9 00:00:10,291 --> 00:00:11,626 I can't do that, 10 00:00:11,668 --> 00:00:13,378 and it's cruel of you 11 00:00:11,668 --> 00:00:13,378 to keep bringing it up. 12 00:00:13,419 --> 00:00:15,964 This envelope contains the 13 00:00:13,419 --> 00:00:15,964 inheritance my uncle left me. 14 00:00:16,005 --> 00:00:18,258 He died a year ago; 15 00:00:16,005 --> 00:00:18,258 he was so rich, 16 00:00:18,299 --> 00:00:20,051 he had a whole room 17 00:00:18,299 --> 00:00:20,051 in his house just to eat in. 18 00:00:20,093 --> 00:00:21,636 You mean like 19 00:00:20,093 --> 00:00:21,636 a dining room? 20 00:00:21,678 --> 00:00:23,805 - Yeah, but in Manhattan. 21 00:00:21,678 --> 00:00:23,805 - Oh, dang. 22 00:00:23,846 --> 00:00:25,640 Now, just because 23 00:00:23,846 --> 00:00:25,640 I'm definitely rich now 24 00:00:25,682 --> 00:00:27,225 doesn't mean I'm gonna 25 00:00:25,682 --> 00:00:27,225 forget my roots. 26 00:00:27,267 --> 00:00:29,310 You all get something, 27 00:00:27,267 --> 00:00:29,310 so fire away. 28 00:00:29,352 --> 00:00:31,729 Jake, your friendship 29 00:00:29,352 --> 00:00:31,729 is gift enough for me. 30 00:00:31,771 --> 00:00:34,274 Friendship is crap. 31 00:00:31,771 --> 00:00:34,274 I want a Ducati Monster 821. 32 00:00:34,315 --> 00:00:35,984 All right, 33 00:00:34,315 --> 00:00:35,984 Rosa gets a motorcycle. 34 00:00:36,025 --> 00:00:37,902 Oh, cool. 35 00:00:36,025 --> 00:00:37,902 I want a fast sports car. 36 00:00:37,944 --> 00:00:39,320 Come on. 37 00:00:37,944 --> 00:00:39,320 You can be honest. 38 00:00:39,362 --> 00:00:41,072 I want old, expensive books. 39 00:00:39,362 --> 00:00:41,072 I'll send you a list. 40 00:00:41,114 --> 00:00:42,156 There you go. 41 00:00:42,198 --> 00:00:44,909 Now, let's find out 42 00:00:42,198 --> 00:00:44,909 what I'm worth. 43 00:00:44,951 --> 00:00:46,995 Oh, I'm too nervous to open it. 44 00:00:44,951 --> 00:00:46,995 Sarge, you do it. 45 00:00:47,036 --> 00:00:48,496 Okay. 46 00:00:50,623 --> 00:00:53,418 It's stock. 47 00:00:50,623 --> 00:00:53,418 One million shares! 48 00:00:53,459 --> 00:00:54,961 Oh, my God! 49 00:00:55,003 --> 00:00:56,921 Of Blockbuster Video stock. 50 00:00:56,963 --> 00:00:59,340 - all: Ohh. 51 00:00:56,963 --> 00:00:59,340 - What? Is that bad? 52 00:00:59,382 --> 00:01:02,051 I still have 53 00:00:59,382 --> 00:01:02,051 a Blockbuster card! 54 00:01:02,093 --> 00:01:03,678 What happened to Blockbuster? 55 00:01:27,493 --> 00:01:29,954 Mapping, mapping, 56 00:01:27,493 --> 00:01:29,954 mapping, mapping, 57 00:01:29,996 --> 00:01:32,582 mapping, mapping. 58 00:01:32,623 --> 00:01:34,251 What's going on 59 00:01:32,623 --> 00:01:34,251 there, buddy? 60 00:01:34,293 --> 00:01:36,377 Just making a final 61 00:01:34,293 --> 00:01:36,377 imprint of your face 62 00:01:36,419 --> 00:01:38,171 before the LASIK surgery 63 00:01:36,419 --> 00:01:38,171 goes poorly 64 00:01:38,212 --> 00:01:39,922 and my eyeballs 65 00:01:38,212 --> 00:01:39,922 get burned off. 66 00:01:39,964 --> 00:01:42,425 Why stop at the eyes? 67 00:01:39,964 --> 00:01:42,425 Burn off your whole head. 68 00:01:42,467 --> 00:01:46,012 Charles, the surgery 69 00:01:42,467 --> 00:01:46,012 is going to go fine, all right? 70 00:01:46,054 --> 00:01:47,889 You'll have some vision 71 00:01:46,054 --> 00:01:47,889 impairment for a few hours, 72 00:01:47,930 --> 00:01:49,266 and I'm gonna be with you 73 00:01:47,930 --> 00:01:49,266 the whole time! 74 00:01:49,308 --> 00:01:51,268 Plus, they're gonna give you 75 00:01:49,308 --> 00:01:51,268 some of those sweet-ass 76 00:01:51,310 --> 00:01:52,685 Robocop sunglasses. 77 00:01:52,727 --> 00:01:54,937 Those are blind people 78 00:01:52,727 --> 00:01:54,937 sunglasses. 79 00:01:55,938 --> 00:01:58,107 Captain. 80 00:01:55,938 --> 00:01:58,107 What are you doing here? 81 00:01:58,149 --> 00:02:00,026 Thought you took the day off 82 00:01:58,149 --> 00:02:00,026 to pack for your big trip, 83 00:02:00,068 --> 00:02:01,361 or did you finally realize 84 00:02:01,402 --> 00:02:03,280 that it only takes 85 00:02:01,402 --> 00:02:03,280 one minute to pack? 86 00:02:03,322 --> 00:02:04,572 Not if you care 87 00:02:03,322 --> 00:02:04,572 about your possessions 88 00:02:04,614 --> 00:02:06,074 and what the world sees 89 00:02:04,614 --> 00:02:06,074 when they look at you. 90 00:02:06,115 --> 00:02:07,742 - Huh. 91 00:02:06,115 --> 00:02:07,742 - I'm not going. 92 00:02:07,784 --> 00:02:09,410 Cheddar's regular 93 00:02:07,784 --> 00:02:09,410 dog sitter is ill, 94 00:02:09,452 --> 00:02:10,536 and the heat's out 95 00:02:09,452 --> 00:02:10,536 in my house, 96 00:02:10,578 --> 00:02:12,205 so I don't think 97 00:02:10,578 --> 00:02:12,205 it's a good time for me 98 00:02:12,247 --> 00:02:13,831 to visit Kevin in Paris. 99 00:02:13,873 --> 00:02:16,042 Sir, you can't 100 00:02:13,873 --> 00:02:16,042 just cancel your trip. 101 00:02:16,084 --> 00:02:18,044 You guys haven't seen 102 00:02:16,084 --> 00:02:18,044 each other in months. 103 00:02:18,086 --> 00:02:20,421 How about this: 104 00:02:18,086 --> 00:02:20,421 Amy and I 105 00:02:20,463 --> 00:02:22,465 will look after your house 106 00:02:20,463 --> 00:02:22,465 while you're gone. 107 00:02:22,507 --> 00:02:24,301 - Right, Ames? 108 00:02:22,507 --> 00:02:24,301 - Totally. 109 00:02:24,343 --> 00:02:26,886 I thought you two were 110 00:02:24,343 --> 00:02:26,886 watching Ray Charles Boyle. 111 00:02:26,928 --> 00:02:28,137 Good point. 112 00:02:28,179 --> 00:02:30,098 Charles can come with us 113 00:02:28,179 --> 00:02:30,098 and look after Cheddar. 114 00:02:30,139 --> 00:02:31,182 I'm told that blind people 115 00:02:31,224 --> 00:02:32,725 have a special connection 116 00:02:31,224 --> 00:02:32,725 with dogs. 117 00:02:32,767 --> 00:02:34,894 I knew it. 118 00:02:32,767 --> 00:02:34,894 You do think I'm gonna go blind. 119 00:02:34,936 --> 00:02:36,187 That's an interesting offer, 120 00:02:36,229 --> 00:02:37,522 but I don't want to be 121 00:02:36,229 --> 00:02:37,522 an imposition. 122 00:02:37,563 --> 00:02:40,441 Pshaw! 123 00:02:37,563 --> 00:02:40,441 Imposition? Pshaw! 124 00:02:40,483 --> 00:02:41,651 No, I was talking 125 00:02:40,483 --> 00:02:41,651 to Santiago. 126 00:02:41,692 --> 00:02:43,111 I assume she'll be 127 00:02:41,692 --> 00:02:43,111 doing all the work. 128 00:02:43,152 --> 00:02:44,445 Why? 129 00:02:44,487 --> 00:02:45,988 Oh, because of our track records 130 00:02:44,487 --> 00:02:45,988 and personalities. 131 00:02:46,030 --> 00:02:47,366 Sure, sure, sure, sure, yeah. 132 00:02:47,407 --> 00:02:49,659 So, Santiago, are you sure 133 00:02:47,407 --> 00:02:49,659 you're okay with this? 134 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:52,870 I'm so in. 135 00:02:49,700 --> 00:02:52,870 This is gonna be fantastic. 136 00:02:52,912 --> 00:02:54,789 This is horrible! 137 00:02:52,912 --> 00:02:54,789 We're not ready for this. 138 00:02:54,831 --> 00:02:56,833 This is a level one 139 00:02:54,831 --> 00:02:56,833 responsibility. 140 00:02:56,874 --> 00:02:59,877 I'm a level two at best, 141 00:02:56,874 --> 00:02:59,877 and you're not even a level! 142 00:02:59,919 --> 00:03:01,338 Well, I'm a level, 143 00:02:59,919 --> 00:03:01,338 you know. 144 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:03,047 I'm probably, like, 145 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:03,047 a level five. 146 00:03:03,089 --> 00:03:05,049 Not a level. 147 00:03:05,091 --> 00:03:06,343 I thought 148 00:03:05,091 --> 00:03:06,343 you'd be psyched. 149 00:03:06,385 --> 00:03:07,927 I mean, a week 150 00:03:06,385 --> 00:03:07,927 at Captain Holt's house? 151 00:03:07,969 --> 00:03:09,554 Wasn't that where you wanted 152 00:03:07,969 --> 00:03:09,554 to spend your honeymoon? 153 00:03:09,595 --> 00:03:11,514 Yeah, but this 154 00:03:09,595 --> 00:03:11,514 is too much pressure! 155 00:03:11,556 --> 00:03:12,849 Why did you volunteer 156 00:03:11,556 --> 00:03:12,849 us for this? 157 00:03:12,890 --> 00:03:15,601 Because Holt hasn't 158 00:03:12,890 --> 00:03:15,601 seen Kevin in, like, months, 159 00:03:15,643 --> 00:03:18,563 and I was just thinking 160 00:03:15,643 --> 00:03:18,563 if that was me and you, 161 00:03:18,604 --> 00:03:20,274 it would make me really sad. 162 00:03:20,315 --> 00:03:24,068 Oh. 163 00:03:20,315 --> 00:03:24,068 That's actually super sweet. 164 00:03:24,110 --> 00:03:25,695 Plus, there's this 165 00:03:24,110 --> 00:03:25,695 big, fat binder 166 00:03:25,736 --> 00:03:27,447 full of instructions 167 00:03:25,736 --> 00:03:27,447 and rules. 168 00:03:27,488 --> 00:03:29,324 There's a binder? 169 00:03:29,366 --> 00:03:31,410 Why didn't you lead 170 00:03:29,366 --> 00:03:31,410 with that, you idiot? 171 00:03:31,451 --> 00:03:32,493 Oh! 172 00:03:32,535 --> 00:03:34,078 How about I just 173 00:03:32,535 --> 00:03:34,078 leave you two alone? 174 00:03:34,120 --> 00:03:35,997 Okay. 175 00:03:36,038 --> 00:03:37,874 Diaz. 176 00:03:37,915 --> 00:03:38,916 Pimento. 177 00:03:41,461 --> 00:03:43,045 - What's up? 178 00:03:41,461 --> 00:03:43,045 - What's up with you? 179 00:03:43,087 --> 00:03:45,631 - I need you to sign this report. 180 00:03:43,087 --> 00:03:45,631 - Okay. 181 00:03:45,673 --> 00:03:46,883 I'll sign your report. 182 00:04:01,398 --> 00:04:02,482 Mm. 183 00:04:03,983 --> 00:04:05,735 What the hell? 184 00:04:06,569 --> 00:04:08,196 Mm. 185 00:04:09,906 --> 00:04:12,575 Careful. 186 00:04:09,906 --> 00:04:12,575 The ink's still wet. 187 00:04:12,617 --> 00:04:14,453 Maybe this'll help. 188 00:04:23,628 --> 00:04:25,339 Okay, they got 189 00:04:23,628 --> 00:04:25,339 to knock that off. 190 00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:28,049 - Loosen up, Sarge. 191 00:04:25,380 --> 00:04:28,049 - Summer of love, baby. 192 00:04:28,090 --> 00:04:29,550 It's March, man. 193 00:04:28,090 --> 00:04:29,550 Shut up. 194 00:04:29,592 --> 00:04:31,511 It's true what they say. 195 00:04:31,552 --> 00:04:32,720 Now that I'm fully 196 00:04:31,552 --> 00:04:32,720 blind forever, 197 00:04:32,762 --> 00:04:34,889 my other senses 198 00:04:32,762 --> 00:04:34,889 are heightened. 199 00:04:34,931 --> 00:04:36,557 I feel a door. 200 00:04:36,599 --> 00:04:37,850 We're at Captain Holt's house. 201 00:04:37,892 --> 00:04:39,894 Also, the GPS announced it 202 00:04:37,892 --> 00:04:39,894 when we pulled up. 203 00:04:39,936 --> 00:04:41,103 Hey, once we're inside, 204 00:04:41,145 --> 00:04:42,563 maybe keep your hands 205 00:04:41,145 --> 00:04:42,563 to yourself, all right? 206 00:04:42,605 --> 00:04:44,774 The captain can be very 207 00:04:42,605 --> 00:04:44,774 particular about his stuff. 208 00:04:44,815 --> 00:04:46,817 Cheddar! Let go! 209 00:04:44,815 --> 00:04:46,817 Let go of it! 210 00:04:46,859 --> 00:04:49,529 - Amy? 211 00:04:46,859 --> 00:04:49,529 - This is a cashmere sweater! 212 00:04:49,570 --> 00:04:52,366 Oh, my stupid allergies! 213 00:04:52,407 --> 00:04:53,658 He got into Kevin's closet. 214 00:04:53,699 --> 00:04:54,951 He was supposed 215 00:04:53,699 --> 00:04:54,951 to stay downstairs. 216 00:04:54,992 --> 00:04:56,786 The binder was very clear 217 00:04:54,992 --> 00:04:56,786 about that. 218 00:04:56,827 --> 00:04:58,204 Why won't you respect 219 00:04:56,827 --> 00:04:58,204 the binder? 220 00:04:58,247 --> 00:04:59,830 Oh, no, he's turning 221 00:04:58,247 --> 00:04:59,830 all the turtlenecks 222 00:04:59,872 --> 00:05:01,165 into regular necks. 223 00:05:01,207 --> 00:05:02,708 - Charles, you got to help us. 224 00:05:01,207 --> 00:05:02,708 - On it. 225 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,254 Okay, the key with dogs 226 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:05,254 is establishing the alpha. 227 00:05:05,295 --> 00:05:08,047 Cheddah, dwop it. 228 00:05:05,295 --> 00:05:08,047 Pwease dwop it. 229 00:05:08,089 --> 00:05:09,632 I'll give you 230 00:05:08,089 --> 00:05:09,632 anything you want. 231 00:05:09,674 --> 00:05:12,261 Oh, Cheddar is the alpha. 232 00:05:09,674 --> 00:05:12,261 Didn't expect that. 233 00:05:12,302 --> 00:05:14,095 Pwease, pwease, pwease. 234 00:05:15,596 --> 00:05:17,056 Nice job, Boyle. 235 00:05:15,596 --> 00:05:17,056 It worked. 236 00:05:17,098 --> 00:05:19,518 But the mess, Jake. 237 00:05:17,098 --> 00:05:19,518 The mess! 238 00:05:19,559 --> 00:05:21,102 Don't worry. 239 00:05:19,559 --> 00:05:21,102 We're gonna clean it up. 240 00:05:21,143 --> 00:05:23,438 Everything is totally 241 00:05:21,143 --> 00:05:23,438 under control. 242 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,147 - Charles' pants are on fire. 243 00:05:23,480 --> 00:05:25,147 - What? 244 00:05:25,189 --> 00:05:27,233 Boyle, the space heater! 245 00:05:25,189 --> 00:05:27,233 Get away from the space heater! 246 00:05:27,276 --> 00:05:28,651 I don't know where it is! 247 00:05:28,693 --> 00:05:30,152 I'm just gonna run 248 00:05:28,693 --> 00:05:30,152 at full speed! 249 00:05:30,194 --> 00:05:31,779 - No! 250 00:05:30,194 --> 00:05:31,779 - Aah! 251 00:05:31,821 --> 00:05:33,282 Charles, just stay 252 00:05:31,821 --> 00:05:33,282 where you are! 253 00:05:33,323 --> 00:05:34,408 I got it. 254 00:05:37,536 --> 00:05:39,745 Whoo! 255 00:05:37,536 --> 00:05:39,745 Okay. 256 00:05:39,787 --> 00:05:41,248 It's okay. 257 00:05:39,787 --> 00:05:41,248 Everything's fine. 258 00:05:41,290 --> 00:05:43,791 Fire's out. 259 00:05:41,290 --> 00:05:43,791 And this table is... 260 00:05:43,833 --> 00:05:45,126 Oh! 261 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:46,961 Fragile. 262 00:05:45,167 --> 00:05:46,961 I was gonna say fragile. 263 00:05:47,003 --> 00:05:48,796 - Nailed it. 264 00:05:47,003 --> 00:05:48,796 - Ah! 265 00:05:54,594 --> 00:05:56,388 You punching holes? 266 00:05:56,430 --> 00:05:58,348 - Yeah. 267 00:05:56,430 --> 00:05:58,348 - That's way too much paper. 268 00:05:58,390 --> 00:06:00,933 Not for me. 269 00:06:00,975 --> 00:06:02,852 Can't even get 270 00:06:00,975 --> 00:06:02,852 a cup of coffee. 271 00:06:09,734 --> 00:06:11,819 Well, I'm off to find 272 00:06:09,734 --> 00:06:11,819 some yellow paper 273 00:06:11,861 --> 00:06:17,451 so I can do this 274 00:06:11,861 --> 00:06:17,451 all over again. 275 00:06:19,744 --> 00:06:22,414 All right, Diaz? 276 00:06:19,744 --> 00:06:22,414 That's it. 277 00:06:22,456 --> 00:06:23,664 What's going on 278 00:06:22,456 --> 00:06:23,664 with you two? 279 00:06:23,706 --> 00:06:25,459 - Oh, you noticed it? 280 00:06:23,706 --> 00:06:25,459 - Yeah, I noticed it! 281 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:26,917 Everyone's noticed it! 282 00:06:26,959 --> 00:06:29,629 A convicted pervert asked me 283 00:06:26,959 --> 00:06:29,629 if you guys could cool it. 284 00:06:29,670 --> 00:06:31,631 I don't know 285 00:06:29,670 --> 00:06:31,631 what to tell you. 286 00:06:31,672 --> 00:06:33,924 Something between us, Sarge. 287 00:06:33,966 --> 00:06:35,801 Something dark and urgent. 288 00:06:35,843 --> 00:06:38,012 Ah. 289 00:06:38,054 --> 00:06:39,680 Okay. 290 00:06:38,054 --> 00:06:39,680 Great news. 291 00:06:39,722 --> 00:06:41,682 The smell of burnt sweatpants 292 00:06:39,722 --> 00:06:41,682 and singed leg hair 293 00:06:41,724 --> 00:06:43,017 is finally dissipating. 294 00:06:43,059 --> 00:06:44,810 I just hope I can 295 00:06:43,059 --> 00:06:44,810 grow it back by Speedo season. 296 00:06:46,396 --> 00:06:48,731 Call from Raymond Holt, 297 00:06:46,396 --> 00:06:48,731 mobile. 298 00:06:48,773 --> 00:06:49,899 Oh, no. Not Holt. 299 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:51,067 Don't worry. 300 00:06:49,940 --> 00:06:51,067 I've got this. 301 00:06:53,778 --> 00:06:56,656 Bonjour, Captain. 302 00:06:53,778 --> 00:06:56,656 Voulez-vous coucher avec moi? 303 00:06:56,697 --> 00:06:58,283 No, I don't 304 00:06:56,697 --> 00:06:58,283 want to sleep with you. 305 00:06:58,325 --> 00:06:59,618 Is that what that means? 306 00:06:59,659 --> 00:07:02,161 Oh, man, I had a really gross 307 00:06:59,659 --> 00:07:02,161 tennis instructor. 308 00:07:02,203 --> 00:07:04,373 I'm calling to check in 309 00:07:02,203 --> 00:07:04,373 before I get on the flight. 310 00:07:04,414 --> 00:07:06,458 - Everything okay? 311 00:07:04,414 --> 00:07:06,458 Okay? 312 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:09,586 Let's just say if the house 313 00:07:06,500 --> 00:07:09,586 could talk, she would say, 314 00:07:09,628 --> 00:07:12,213 "I've never been happier; 315 00:07:09,628 --> 00:07:12,213 I love Jake." 316 00:07:12,255 --> 00:07:13,839 Oh, that's interesting, 317 00:07:12,255 --> 00:07:13,839 because I think 318 00:07:13,881 --> 00:07:16,967 the house might say 319 00:07:13,881 --> 00:07:16,967 "Jake's a liar, and I'm... 320 00:07:17,009 --> 00:07:18,428 on fire." 321 00:07:18,470 --> 00:07:19,762 What's that now? 322 00:07:19,804 --> 00:07:21,097 The security company 323 00:07:19,804 --> 00:07:21,097 called me about the alarm. 324 00:07:21,138 --> 00:07:23,933 Okay, the house 325 00:07:21,138 --> 00:07:23,933 was never on fire. 326 00:07:23,974 --> 00:07:26,143 Charles was on fire, 327 00:07:23,974 --> 00:07:26,143 and only on his pants, 328 00:07:26,185 --> 00:07:27,396 and we put it out. 329 00:07:27,437 --> 00:07:28,647 I'm coming home right now. 330 00:07:28,688 --> 00:07:29,980 Wait, no. 331 00:07:28,688 --> 00:07:29,980 Sir, please don't do that. 332 00:07:30,022 --> 00:07:31,899 You have to go see Kevin. 333 00:07:30,022 --> 00:07:31,899 Everything's fine. 334 00:07:31,941 --> 00:07:34,528 No, my decision is final. 335 00:07:31,941 --> 00:07:34,528 I'm postponing my flight. 336 00:07:34,569 --> 00:07:35,529 Good-bye, Jacob. 337 00:07:35,570 --> 00:07:37,154 No, sir! 338 00:07:35,570 --> 00:07:37,154 Please, please... ahh! 339 00:07:37,196 --> 00:07:38,823 He said "Jacob." 340 00:07:38,864 --> 00:07:40,074 It's biblical. 341 00:07:40,116 --> 00:07:41,368 Guys, guys! 342 00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:42,702 Holt is headed home 343 00:07:41,410 --> 00:07:42,702 right now. 344 00:07:42,743 --> 00:07:44,246 No! 345 00:07:42,743 --> 00:07:44,246 He can't come home. 346 00:07:44,287 --> 00:07:45,955 We left the door open, 347 00:07:44,287 --> 00:07:45,955 and the dog ran out. 348 00:07:45,996 --> 00:07:47,081 What? We lost Cheddar? 349 00:07:49,668 --> 00:07:51,294 These silences 350 00:07:49,668 --> 00:07:51,294 are very hard for me to read. 351 00:07:51,336 --> 00:07:53,505 - What's the vibe in here? 352 00:07:51,336 --> 00:07:53,505 - We're freaking out, Charles! 353 00:07:56,006 --> 00:07:58,343 Good afternoon. 354 00:07:56,006 --> 00:07:58,343 Thank you all for joining me. 355 00:07:58,385 --> 00:08:01,220 What we have here 356 00:07:58,385 --> 00:08:01,220 is a fugitive situation. 357 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:03,097 Our man has been on the run 358 00:08:01,263 --> 00:08:03,097 for 30 minutes. 359 00:08:03,139 --> 00:08:06,058 Also, 360 00:08:03,139 --> 00:08:06,058 our man is a dog. 361 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:07,727 Now, I know what 362 00:08:06,100 --> 00:08:07,727 some of you are thinking: 363 00:08:07,768 --> 00:08:09,854 "Who cares? 364 00:08:07,768 --> 00:08:09,854 It's just a pet." 365 00:08:09,895 --> 00:08:11,440 No one was thinking that, 366 00:08:09,895 --> 00:08:11,440 you monster. 367 00:08:11,481 --> 00:08:13,858 Good. 368 00:08:11,481 --> 00:08:13,858 That was a test. 369 00:08:13,899 --> 00:08:16,193 Now, the average foot speed 370 00:08:13,899 --> 00:08:16,193 of a corgi 371 00:08:16,235 --> 00:08:17,529 is ten miles per hour, 372 00:08:17,571 --> 00:08:19,489 which means 373 00:08:17,571 --> 00:08:19,489 with every passing second, 374 00:08:19,531 --> 00:08:22,409 that slippery bastard 375 00:08:19,531 --> 00:08:22,409 gets farther away. 376 00:08:25,870 --> 00:08:29,332 Captain Holt does not know 377 00:08:25,870 --> 00:08:29,332 Cheddar is missing... 378 00:08:29,374 --> 00:08:30,750 but he's gonna find out. 379 00:08:30,791 --> 00:08:32,960 Oh, God, I feel like the devil 380 00:08:30,791 --> 00:08:32,960 is dancing on my chest. 381 00:08:33,002 --> 00:08:35,004 It's all right, Amy. 382 00:08:33,002 --> 00:08:35,004 We have time. 383 00:08:35,045 --> 00:08:36,548 Gina's picking Holt up 384 00:08:35,045 --> 00:08:36,548 at the airport, 385 00:08:36,590 --> 00:08:38,883 and she told me she can stall 386 00:08:36,590 --> 00:08:38,883 him for at least two hours. 387 00:08:38,924 --> 00:08:42,471 I'll do it, but I'm gonna 388 00:08:38,924 --> 00:08:42,471 have to total your car. 389 00:08:42,512 --> 00:08:45,432 Or you could just 390 00:08:42,512 --> 00:08:45,432 drive slowly. 391 00:08:45,474 --> 00:08:47,267 Ha-ha, she's gonna 392 00:08:45,474 --> 00:08:47,267 wreck your car. 393 00:08:47,309 --> 00:08:48,310 Here's where we're at. 394 00:08:48,351 --> 00:08:49,644 Amy and I will take 395 00:08:48,351 --> 00:08:49,644 Blind Charles 396 00:08:49,686 --> 00:08:50,729 and search the neighborhood. 397 00:08:50,770 --> 00:08:51,896 Diaz, Pimento... 398 00:08:51,937 --> 00:08:53,398 Bring the dog back, 399 00:08:53,440 --> 00:08:54,608 dead or alive. 400 00:08:54,649 --> 00:08:56,443 What? No. 401 00:08:54,649 --> 00:08:56,443 I was gonna say hang posters. 402 00:08:56,485 --> 00:08:58,861 Terry, maybe go with them, 403 00:08:56,485 --> 00:08:58,861 make sure nobody gets killed. 404 00:08:58,903 --> 00:09:00,447 Or maybe I could 405 00:08:58,903 --> 00:09:00,447 join another group 406 00:09:00,489 --> 00:09:01,573 with a different kind of energy? 407 00:09:01,615 --> 00:09:03,073 Jake, what about 408 00:09:01,615 --> 00:09:03,073 me and Hitchcock? 409 00:09:03,115 --> 00:09:04,367 You two grab Cheddar's treats 410 00:09:04,409 --> 00:09:05,951 and put 'em in a bowl outside. 411 00:09:05,993 --> 00:09:08,371 You mean the little sausage 412 00:09:05,993 --> 00:09:08,371 ones that need way more salt? 413 00:09:08,413 --> 00:09:10,332 On second thought, maybe just 414 00:09:08,413 --> 00:09:10,332 sit exactly where you are 415 00:09:10,373 --> 00:09:11,333 and don't touch anything. 416 00:09:11,374 --> 00:09:12,667 Sweet. 417 00:09:12,709 --> 00:09:15,295 All right, everyone, 418 00:09:12,709 --> 00:09:15,295 it's time to do this. 419 00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:18,590 For Captain Holt, 420 00:09:15,337 --> 00:09:18,590 for Kevin, for America! 421 00:09:18,632 --> 00:09:20,467 Let's go, Nine-Nine! 422 00:09:21,510 --> 00:09:23,678 This line is interminable. 423 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,888 At this rate, 424 00:09:23,720 --> 00:09:25,888 we'll be home in 54 minutes 425 00:09:25,930 --> 00:09:28,015 instead of the usual 46. 426 00:09:28,057 --> 00:09:30,393 Not if I have 427 00:09:28,057 --> 00:09:30,393 anything to do with it. 428 00:09:30,435 --> 00:09:31,645 Watch me now! 429 00:09:32,895 --> 00:09:34,439 No, Gina, the wrong way. 430 00:09:34,481 --> 00:09:36,065 No, Gina, the spikes! 431 00:09:37,526 --> 00:09:39,109 Uh-oh. 432 00:09:39,151 --> 00:09:40,152 Well, not a problem. 433 00:09:40,194 --> 00:09:41,821 I can get you home 434 00:09:40,194 --> 00:09:41,821 on two wheels. 435 00:09:44,114 --> 00:09:46,992 And that was 436 00:09:44,114 --> 00:09:46,992 the second pair of tires. 437 00:09:53,207 --> 00:09:54,501 Mm. 438 00:09:54,543 --> 00:09:55,669 I could've done that. 439 00:09:55,710 --> 00:09:57,546 Yeah, I know you could've. 440 00:09:57,587 --> 00:09:59,714 But you didn't. 441 00:09:57,587 --> 00:09:59,714 I did. 442 00:10:04,093 --> 00:10:06,763 I mean, there are lots 443 00:10:04,093 --> 00:10:06,763 of other poles, guys. 444 00:10:06,805 --> 00:10:08,598 A whole street 445 00:10:06,805 --> 00:10:08,598 full of 'em. 446 00:10:08,640 --> 00:10:09,890 So, Adrian, 447 00:10:09,932 --> 00:10:11,476 when are we gonna 448 00:10:09,932 --> 00:10:11,476 stop messing around 449 00:10:11,518 --> 00:10:12,686 and do this thing? 450 00:10:14,144 --> 00:10:15,647 Um... 451 00:10:17,482 --> 00:10:18,983 - N-never. 452 00:10:17,482 --> 00:10:18,983 - What? 453 00:10:19,024 --> 00:10:20,777 You know what? 454 00:10:19,024 --> 00:10:20,777 I just realized. 455 00:10:20,819 --> 00:10:23,904 I forgot something at home. 456 00:10:20,819 --> 00:10:23,904 I'm just gonna... 457 00:10:28,243 --> 00:10:30,453 That was weird. 458 00:10:28,243 --> 00:10:30,453 You okay? 459 00:10:30,495 --> 00:10:33,038 Yes. 460 00:10:40,297 --> 00:10:41,590 All right, 461 00:10:40,297 --> 00:10:41,590 according to the call 462 00:10:41,631 --> 00:10:43,007 we just got on the tip line, 463 00:10:43,048 --> 00:10:44,634 someone said they saw 464 00:10:43,048 --> 00:10:44,634 Cheddar on this block. 465 00:10:44,676 --> 00:10:46,135 I'll head north. 466 00:10:44,676 --> 00:10:46,135 Jake, you head west. 467 00:10:46,176 --> 00:10:47,637 We'll meet back 468 00:10:46,176 --> 00:10:47,637 in a half hour. 469 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:49,138 Great, which direction 470 00:10:47,679 --> 00:10:49,138 should I go? 471 00:10:52,267 --> 00:10:54,561 What's going on? 472 00:10:52,267 --> 00:10:54,561 I can hear your lips moving. 473 00:10:54,603 --> 00:10:55,854 Ah! 474 00:10:54,603 --> 00:10:55,854 Are you guys kissing? 475 00:10:55,895 --> 00:10:56,855 What? No. 476 00:10:56,896 --> 00:10:58,648 Charles, stop always 477 00:10:56,896 --> 00:10:58,648 asking that. 478 00:10:58,690 --> 00:11:01,108 Look, I'm sorry, 479 00:10:58,690 --> 00:11:01,108 but you have to stay in the car. 480 00:11:01,150 --> 00:11:02,694 That's a mistake! 481 00:11:02,736 --> 00:11:04,987 My super senses are a tool 482 00:11:02,736 --> 00:11:04,987 you can't afford to leave 483 00:11:05,029 --> 00:11:06,615 in the tool chest. 484 00:11:06,656 --> 00:11:09,284 Take me out of the box 485 00:11:06,656 --> 00:11:09,284 and put me on your belt. 486 00:11:09,326 --> 00:11:11,536 I'm sorry, but you'd 487 00:11:09,326 --> 00:11:11,536 only slow us down. 488 00:11:11,578 --> 00:11:13,622 And that's exactly 489 00:11:11,578 --> 00:11:13,622 what Cheddar wants. 490 00:11:13,663 --> 00:11:14,789 That's right. 491 00:11:14,831 --> 00:11:17,792 I'm onto you, 492 00:11:14,831 --> 00:11:17,792 you slippery little bastard. 493 00:11:21,504 --> 00:11:22,797 Gina, come on. 494 00:11:22,839 --> 00:11:24,173 You can do your Internet 495 00:11:22,839 --> 00:11:24,173 socializing in the truck. 496 00:11:24,214 --> 00:11:26,760 Okay, cool, I just have 497 00:11:24,214 --> 00:11:26,760 to tie my shoe real quick. 498 00:11:26,801 --> 00:11:28,595 Tying it. 499 00:11:28,637 --> 00:11:30,179 Call Jake Peralta. 500 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:32,390 Gina, hey, 501 00:11:30,220 --> 00:11:32,390 how's the stalling? 502 00:11:32,432 --> 00:11:33,558 Great; the tow truck 503 00:11:32,432 --> 00:11:33,558 just got here, 504 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,184 so that'll buy us 505 00:11:33,600 --> 00:11:35,184 at least an hour. 506 00:11:35,225 --> 00:11:36,977 Tow truck? What the hell 507 00:11:35,225 --> 00:11:36,977 did you do to my car? 508 00:11:37,019 --> 00:11:38,979 Bitch, I told you 509 00:11:37,019 --> 00:11:38,979 I was gonna wreck it. 510 00:11:39,021 --> 00:11:40,147 You did. 511 00:11:39,021 --> 00:11:40,147 You did. 512 00:11:40,189 --> 00:11:41,775 All right, well, 513 00:11:40,189 --> 00:11:41,775 we're about to go 514 00:11:41,816 --> 00:11:43,360 follow up on a lead 515 00:11:41,816 --> 00:11:43,360 right now. 516 00:11:43,401 --> 00:11:45,695 Great; I'm gonna rip a bunch 517 00:11:43,401 --> 00:11:45,695 of wires out of your dashboard. 518 00:11:45,737 --> 00:11:47,739 What? No, don't! 519 00:11:45,737 --> 00:11:47,739 Gina... 520 00:11:47,781 --> 00:11:48,782 Gah! 521 00:11:50,074 --> 00:11:51,910 I got nothing. 522 00:11:50,074 --> 00:11:51,910 Did you find Cheddar? 523 00:11:51,951 --> 00:11:55,288 Close. 524 00:11:51,951 --> 00:11:55,288 I found Shredder. 525 00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:57,666 Shredder, no! 526 00:11:55,330 --> 00:11:57,666 No, Shredder! 527 00:11:57,707 --> 00:11:59,250 You're not Cheddar! 528 00:11:59,292 --> 00:12:02,462 I know it looks bad, 529 00:11:59,292 --> 00:12:02,462 but we're gonna find him. 530 00:12:02,504 --> 00:12:04,339 Right after we find Charles. 531 00:12:04,381 --> 00:12:05,965 Charles is gone. 532 00:12:04,381 --> 00:12:05,965 We lost Charles. 533 00:12:06,006 --> 00:12:08,175 - What? 534 00:12:06,006 --> 00:12:08,175 - Charles? Charles! 535 00:12:08,217 --> 00:12:09,552 Here, boy! 536 00:12:09,594 --> 00:12:10,595 Here, boy! 537 00:12:12,847 --> 00:12:14,098 Oh, I should've known 538 00:12:12,847 --> 00:12:14,098 I was gonna lose Charles. 539 00:12:14,139 --> 00:12:15,517 He's so pocket-sized. 540 00:12:14,139 --> 00:12:15,517 He could be hidden anywhere! 541 00:12:15,558 --> 00:12:17,394 Jake, we need 542 00:12:15,558 --> 00:12:17,394 to focus on Cheddar. 543 00:12:17,435 --> 00:12:19,437 Charles is a grown man. 544 00:12:17,435 --> 00:12:19,437 He can take care of himself. 545 00:12:19,479 --> 00:12:21,398 No, he's not. 546 00:12:19,479 --> 00:12:21,398 He's a Charles, all right? 547 00:12:21,439 --> 00:12:22,399 And he's blind! 548 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,066 Oh, God, 549 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,066 he's probably already dead. 550 00:12:24,108 --> 00:12:26,110 Right? So let's not waste 551 00:12:24,108 --> 00:12:26,110 any resources on him. 552 00:12:26,151 --> 00:12:27,487 - Wait, it's Charles. 553 00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,614 - Charles? 554 00:12:27,529 --> 00:12:29,614 - Jake? Is that you? 555 00:12:29,656 --> 00:12:30,782 I can't see my phone. 556 00:12:30,824 --> 00:12:32,534 I've dialed 557 00:12:30,824 --> 00:12:32,534 over 40 wrong numbers. 558 00:12:32,575 --> 00:12:34,159 - It's me. 559 00:12:32,575 --> 00:12:34,159 - I found Cheddar. 560 00:12:34,201 --> 00:12:35,537 He found Cheddar! 561 00:12:35,578 --> 00:12:36,663 Which is why I was like, 562 00:12:35,578 --> 00:12:36,663 "We need to go to him." 563 00:12:36,705 --> 00:12:37,747 Charles, where are you? 564 00:12:37,789 --> 00:12:39,416 I've got him cornered 565 00:12:37,789 --> 00:12:39,416 in some bushes, 566 00:12:39,457 --> 00:12:40,709 but I don't know 567 00:12:39,457 --> 00:12:40,709 where I am, and my... 568 00:12:40,750 --> 00:12:41,918 - Wait, stop talking. 569 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,210 I'm hearing something 570 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:43,210 in the background. 571 00:12:43,253 --> 00:12:45,505 What is that, a train 572 00:12:43,253 --> 00:12:45,505 and a girl whimpering? 573 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,340 That's me; I'm so scared 574 00:12:45,547 --> 00:12:47,340 you're not gonna find me. 575 00:12:47,382 --> 00:12:49,843 Charles, don't move. 576 00:12:47,382 --> 00:12:49,843 I know exactly where you are. 577 00:12:49,884 --> 00:12:51,386 He's at the entrance 578 00:12:49,884 --> 00:12:51,386 by 7th Street. 579 00:12:51,428 --> 00:12:52,721 I used to hang out there 580 00:12:51,428 --> 00:12:52,721 all the time. 581 00:12:52,762 --> 00:12:53,763 Doing what? 582 00:12:55,390 --> 00:12:57,475 Aw! 583 00:12:55,390 --> 00:12:57,475 I boofed it. 584 00:12:57,517 --> 00:12:59,352 Nothing. Cool stuff. 585 00:12:57,517 --> 00:12:59,352 Having sex. 586 00:12:59,394 --> 00:13:00,895 Anyways, it doesn't matter. 587 00:12:59,394 --> 00:13:00,895 Let's go. 588 00:13:04,941 --> 00:13:06,443 - Aah! 589 00:13:04,941 --> 00:13:06,443 - Hey, Sarge. 590 00:13:06,484 --> 00:13:07,944 - I've been waiting for you. 591 00:13:06,484 --> 00:13:07,944 - In here? 592 00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:09,904 Yeah, I wanted to have 593 00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:09,904 a private conversation. 594 00:13:09,946 --> 00:13:11,196 Do you think Diaz noticed 595 00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:13,115 that I freaked out a little 596 00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:13,115 when she asked me out? 597 00:13:13,157 --> 00:13:14,743 You mean the way your eyes 598 00:13:13,157 --> 00:13:14,743 popped out of your head 599 00:13:14,784 --> 00:13:16,327 and you sprinted away 600 00:13:14,784 --> 00:13:16,327 at full speed? 601 00:13:16,369 --> 00:13:18,955 - Yeah, I think she noticed. 602 00:13:16,369 --> 00:13:18,955 - Damn it. 603 00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:20,582 I'm in kind of a weird 604 00:13:18,997 --> 00:13:20,582 head space right now. 605 00:13:20,623 --> 00:13:23,251 I've got a lot on my plate, 606 00:13:20,623 --> 00:13:23,251 emotionally speaking. 607 00:13:23,293 --> 00:13:25,837 And flirting's one thing, 608 00:13:23,293 --> 00:13:25,837 but a relationship? 609 00:13:25,879 --> 00:13:27,380 Well... 610 00:13:27,422 --> 00:13:30,132 The last time I let myself 611 00:13:27,422 --> 00:13:30,132 fall for someone was Katya. 612 00:13:30,174 --> 00:13:31,843 She was a bartender 613 00:13:30,174 --> 00:13:31,843 at the Garbage Box, 614 00:13:31,885 --> 00:13:34,846 second-rate strip club my mob 615 00:13:31,885 --> 00:13:34,846 buddies and I used to go to. 616 00:13:34,888 --> 00:13:37,515 She was a sweet girl, but I 617 00:13:34,888 --> 00:13:37,515 couldn't save her from the pole. 618 00:13:37,557 --> 00:13:40,225 - Oh, she started stripping? 619 00:13:37,557 --> 00:13:40,225 - Nope. 620 00:13:40,268 --> 00:13:42,604 Boss impaled her on a pole when 621 00:13:40,268 --> 00:13:42,604 he caught her skimming tips. 622 00:13:42,645 --> 00:13:44,522 Ooh! Damn, dude. 623 00:13:44,564 --> 00:13:47,149 Look, coming back 624 00:13:44,564 --> 00:13:47,149 from 12 years undercover 625 00:13:47,191 --> 00:13:49,109 is not easy for anyone. 626 00:13:49,151 --> 00:13:50,445 I'm sure Diaz gets it. 627 00:13:50,487 --> 00:13:53,490 She's so in touch 628 00:13:50,487 --> 00:13:53,490 with her feelings. 629 00:13:53,531 --> 00:13:55,408 And me, hmm. 630 00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:58,536 After what I've seen, 631 00:13:55,450 --> 00:13:58,536 after what I've done, 632 00:13:58,578 --> 00:14:00,162 I don't know that 633 00:13:58,578 --> 00:14:00,162 I deserve to be happy. 634 00:14:00,204 --> 00:14:02,415 Of course you do. 635 00:14:02,457 --> 00:14:04,208 Huh. 636 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,503 I never looked at it 637 00:14:04,250 --> 00:14:06,503 that way. 638 00:14:06,544 --> 00:14:10,172 Wow. 639 00:14:06,544 --> 00:14:10,172 That changes everything. 640 00:14:12,509 --> 00:14:13,468 Ha! 641 00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:14,469 I never even 642 00:14:13,510 --> 00:14:14,469 finished my point. 643 00:14:14,511 --> 00:14:17,388 No, Sarge, 644 00:14:14,511 --> 00:14:17,388 you said it all. 645 00:14:17,430 --> 00:14:19,432 You just changed my life. 646 00:14:20,433 --> 00:14:23,520 He's got to be here somewhere. 647 00:14:23,561 --> 00:14:24,562 What's up, Peralta? 648 00:14:24,604 --> 00:14:26,064 Want to jump in 649 00:14:24,604 --> 00:14:26,064 on this tasty sesh? 650 00:14:26,105 --> 00:14:28,024 Uh, you got the wrong guy. 651 00:14:26,105 --> 00:14:28,024 I've never seen you before. 652 00:14:28,066 --> 00:14:29,484 Heh, dumb stoner. 653 00:14:29,526 --> 00:14:31,694 - He referred to you by name. 654 00:14:29,526 --> 00:14:31,694 - Hey, there's Charles. 655 00:14:31,736 --> 00:14:34,154 - Jake? Jake? 656 00:14:31,736 --> 00:14:34,154 - Charles, we're behind you. 657 00:14:34,196 --> 00:14:36,449 Look! 658 00:14:34,196 --> 00:14:36,449 I found Cheddar. 659 00:14:36,491 --> 00:14:38,326 - I found him. 660 00:14:36,491 --> 00:14:38,326 - Oh, God. 661 00:14:38,368 --> 00:14:40,578 I know. 662 00:14:38,368 --> 00:14:40,578 Pretty impressive, right? 663 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:43,623 It's a proud day 664 00:14:40,620 --> 00:14:43,623 for blind people everywhere. 665 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,000 - Charles... 666 00:14:43,665 --> 00:14:46,000 - It wasn't easy, though. 667 00:14:46,042 --> 00:14:48,168 This guy put up quite a fight. 668 00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:50,630 But we're 669 00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:50,630 good friends now, right? 670 00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,674 Right? 671 00:14:50,672 --> 00:14:52,674 You gave me a bunch of kisses. 672 00:14:52,715 --> 00:14:54,509 You gave me 673 00:14:52,715 --> 00:14:54,509 a bunch of kisses. 674 00:14:54,551 --> 00:14:56,386 Damn it, Charles, 675 00:14:54,551 --> 00:14:56,386 it's a possum. 676 00:15:00,849 --> 00:15:02,809 Oh, no. 677 00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:05,770 Mercifully, the tires 678 00:15:04,060 --> 00:15:05,770 have been replaced, 679 00:15:05,812 --> 00:15:07,355 so may I please 680 00:15:05,812 --> 00:15:07,355 have the keys? 681 00:15:07,397 --> 00:15:09,231 Okay, but before we go, 682 00:15:09,274 --> 00:15:11,359 can we just choose 683 00:15:09,274 --> 00:15:11,359 a nice air freshener 684 00:15:11,401 --> 00:15:12,819 from the gift shop? 685 00:15:12,861 --> 00:15:15,029 You never know when you're gonna 686 00:15:12,861 --> 00:15:15,029 find your signature scent. 687 00:15:15,071 --> 00:15:16,656 I'm not an idiot, Gina; 688 00:15:15,071 --> 00:15:16,656 I know for a fact 689 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,867 you've already found 690 00:15:16,698 --> 00:15:18,867 your signature scent. 691 00:15:18,908 --> 00:15:22,453 Ugh! I have got to stop 692 00:15:18,908 --> 00:15:22,453 living my life out loud. 693 00:15:22,495 --> 00:15:24,497 I've had a hell of a day. 694 00:15:24,539 --> 00:15:26,624 I've got a lot 695 00:15:24,539 --> 00:15:26,624 going on in my life, 696 00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:29,335 more than Peralta 697 00:15:26,666 --> 00:15:29,335 ruining my house, 698 00:15:29,377 --> 00:15:31,629 so can we please 699 00:15:29,377 --> 00:15:31,629 drop the charade 700 00:15:31,671 --> 00:15:33,673 so I can get home already? 701 00:15:33,715 --> 00:15:35,675 Absolutely, sir. 702 00:15:38,928 --> 00:15:40,555 Wait, I should tell you. 703 00:15:40,597 --> 00:15:42,932 Before you got real with me... 704 00:15:44,350 --> 00:15:46,269 I did rip out 705 00:15:44,350 --> 00:15:46,269 all these wires. 706 00:15:48,646 --> 00:15:50,148 All right, everyone, 707 00:15:48,646 --> 00:15:50,148 listen up. 708 00:15:50,189 --> 00:15:51,231 Here's where we're at. 709 00:15:51,274 --> 00:15:54,152 Bad news: 710 00:15:51,274 --> 00:15:54,152 Cheddar is still at large, 711 00:15:54,193 --> 00:15:56,195 and you know 712 00:15:54,193 --> 00:15:56,195 that slippery little bastard 713 00:15:56,236 --> 00:15:58,114 is just laughing at us. 714 00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:02,952 We need a new plan, 715 00:16:00,950 --> 00:16:02,952 and we need it now. 716 00:16:02,994 --> 00:16:05,413 Because the walls are 717 00:16:02,994 --> 00:16:05,413 closing in and I can't breathe. 718 00:16:05,455 --> 00:16:06,789 Come on, guys, 719 00:16:05,455 --> 00:16:06,789 we're just spitballing. 720 00:16:06,831 --> 00:16:07,957 There's no stupid ideas. 721 00:16:07,999 --> 00:16:09,667 What if we walk 722 00:16:07,999 --> 00:16:09,667 around the neighborhood 723 00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:10,960 in Captain Holt's clothes, 724 00:16:11,002 --> 00:16:12,795 wait till Cheddar 725 00:16:11,002 --> 00:16:12,795 picks up the smell? 726 00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:14,047 No, that's insane, 727 00:16:12,837 --> 00:16:14,047 never gonna happen. 728 00:16:14,088 --> 00:16:15,840 - Anyone else? 729 00:16:14,088 --> 00:16:15,840 - You guys go off the grid. 730 00:16:15,882 --> 00:16:17,300 I'm listening. Go on. 731 00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:18,968 I get you guys 732 00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:18,968 Mexican passports. 733 00:16:19,010 --> 00:16:20,428 Totally untraceable. 734 00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:22,138 We fake your death 735 00:16:20,470 --> 00:16:22,138 in an apartment fire. 736 00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:24,265 I'll need three teeth 737 00:16:22,180 --> 00:16:24,265 from both of you. 738 00:16:24,307 --> 00:16:27,352 Then you guys just disappear. 739 00:16:27,393 --> 00:16:29,062 It's easy. 740 00:16:27,393 --> 00:16:29,062 I've done it before. 741 00:16:29,103 --> 00:16:30,438 Oh, have you? 742 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,731 Because you haven't 743 00:16:30,480 --> 00:16:31,731 mentioned it 500 times. 744 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,858 - Get a new thing. 745 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:33,858 - Okay. 746 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:36,486 Amazingly, wearing Holt's 747 00:16:33,900 --> 00:16:36,486 clothes is our best option. 748 00:16:36,527 --> 00:16:40,823 Everyone, prepare 749 00:16:36,527 --> 00:16:40,823 to enter high society. 750 00:16:51,167 --> 00:16:53,336 Okay, how's everybody feeling? 751 00:16:53,378 --> 00:16:56,005 Anyone else have the weird urge 752 00:16:53,378 --> 00:16:56,005 to lecture themselves? 753 00:16:56,047 --> 00:16:59,008 "Peralta, what are you doing?" 754 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:01,261 Peralta, what are you doing? 755 00:17:01,302 --> 00:17:03,429 I conjured him. 756 00:17:03,471 --> 00:17:05,682 Captain Holt! 757 00:17:03,471 --> 00:17:05,682 What a pleasant surprise. 758 00:17:05,723 --> 00:17:08,601 Gina told me that you were 759 00:17:05,723 --> 00:17:08,601 delayed due to a wire situation. 760 00:17:08,643 --> 00:17:11,020 Yes, the situation is, 761 00:17:08,643 --> 00:17:11,020 you can rip them all out 762 00:17:11,062 --> 00:17:13,106 but the car still works. 763 00:17:13,147 --> 00:17:14,649 Sorry, boo. 764 00:17:16,192 --> 00:17:17,777 Wait, why is 765 00:17:16,192 --> 00:17:17,777 the whole squad here? 766 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,862 And why is everyone 767 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:19,862 wearing my clothes? 768 00:17:19,904 --> 00:17:22,824 My God. 769 00:17:22,865 --> 00:17:24,867 You lost Cheddar. 770 00:17:24,909 --> 00:17:26,661 How did you do that? 771 00:17:28,997 --> 00:17:30,081 Sir, I know you're upset, 772 00:17:30,123 --> 00:17:31,749 but I promise you 773 00:17:30,123 --> 00:17:31,749 we can find Cheddar 774 00:17:31,791 --> 00:17:33,501 and you can still 775 00:17:31,791 --> 00:17:33,501 go to Paris. 776 00:17:33,543 --> 00:17:34,836 I'm not going to Paris. 777 00:17:34,877 --> 00:17:36,504 Now, get out of my clothes. 778 00:17:36,546 --> 00:17:37,964 Get into your clothes. 779 00:17:38,006 --> 00:17:39,132 Get out of my house. 780 00:17:39,173 --> 00:17:40,425 Get into your cars... 781 00:17:40,466 --> 00:17:42,051 All right, we can 782 00:17:40,466 --> 00:17:42,051 take it from there. 783 00:17:42,093 --> 00:17:45,013 Loud and clear. 784 00:17:42,093 --> 00:17:45,013 Once again, so sorry. 785 00:17:48,099 --> 00:17:50,226 Oh, he's so disappointed. 786 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,103 Look, I'm sorry that 787 00:17:50,269 --> 00:17:52,103 I got you involved in this. 788 00:17:52,145 --> 00:17:53,646 I never should have 789 00:17:52,145 --> 00:17:53,646 volunteered us. 790 00:17:53,688 --> 00:17:55,857 No, Jake. 791 00:17:53,688 --> 00:17:55,857 It's not your fault. 792 00:17:55,898 --> 00:17:57,483 - It's Amy's. 793 00:17:55,898 --> 00:17:57,483 - What? 794 00:17:57,525 --> 00:17:58,943 Well, it's not my fault. 795 00:17:58,985 --> 00:18:00,903 - Blind. 796 00:17:58,985 --> 00:18:00,903 - Ugh. 797 00:18:00,945 --> 00:18:02,071 And Jake's not the one 798 00:18:00,945 --> 00:18:02,071 who let Cheddar 799 00:18:02,113 --> 00:18:03,656 go to town 800 00:18:02,113 --> 00:18:03,656 on Kevin's sweaters. 801 00:18:03,698 --> 00:18:05,908 Please, it's not like 802 00:18:03,698 --> 00:18:05,908 I fed him Kevin's sweaters. 803 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:08,494 Wait a minute, guys. 804 00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:08,494 I think this is Kevin's fault. 805 00:18:08,536 --> 00:18:10,079 No, Jake, it's Amy's. 806 00:18:10,121 --> 00:18:11,789 I know you're trying 807 00:18:10,121 --> 00:18:11,789 to be a cool boyfriend... 808 00:18:11,831 --> 00:18:13,916 yet another reason 809 00:18:11,831 --> 00:18:13,916 why it's not your fault... 810 00:18:13,958 --> 00:18:15,460 but Kevin's in Paris. 811 00:18:15,501 --> 00:18:18,129 Exactly, and that's why 812 00:18:15,501 --> 00:18:18,129 I think it's Kevin's fault. 813 00:18:18,171 --> 00:18:19,464 I have an idea 814 00:18:18,171 --> 00:18:19,464 of how to find Cheddar. 815 00:18:19,505 --> 00:18:22,259 Amy, don't act weird 816 00:18:19,505 --> 00:18:22,259 when I say this, 817 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,844 but we're gonna need 818 00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,844 to use the binder. 819 00:18:24,886 --> 00:18:26,971 Oh, Mama. 820 00:18:27,013 --> 00:18:28,681 Diaz! 821 00:18:30,933 --> 00:18:33,102 - Could we talk? 822 00:18:30,933 --> 00:18:33,102 - What do you want, Pimento? 823 00:18:33,144 --> 00:18:36,147 Listen, Sarge gave me 824 00:18:33,144 --> 00:18:36,147 some really great advice. 825 00:18:36,189 --> 00:18:39,525 So, Rosa Diaz, 826 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:40,735 will you marry me? 827 00:18:40,777 --> 00:18:41,736 What? 828 00:18:41,778 --> 00:18:43,071 This is what 829 00:18:41,778 --> 00:18:43,071 you told me to do! 830 00:18:43,112 --> 00:18:44,197 I barely said anything! 831 00:18:44,238 --> 00:18:45,823 You cut me off 832 00:18:44,238 --> 00:18:45,823 way too early. 833 00:18:45,865 --> 00:18:47,408 Sarge, stay out of this. 834 00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:49,160 Gladly. 835 00:18:49,202 --> 00:18:51,204 No, I will not 836 00:18:49,202 --> 00:18:51,204 marry you. 837 00:18:51,246 --> 00:18:53,790 How about we just 838 00:18:51,246 --> 00:18:53,790 get a drink first? 839 00:18:53,831 --> 00:18:56,376 Yeah. 840 00:18:53,831 --> 00:18:56,376 Yeah, that sounds nice. 841 00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:59,462 Oh, that's 842 00:18:56,417 --> 00:18:59,462 actually sweet. 843 00:18:59,504 --> 00:19:00,630 Nope. 844 00:19:01,631 --> 00:19:03,132 Oh, there he is. 845 00:19:03,174 --> 00:19:06,261 Captain Holt! 846 00:19:03,174 --> 00:19:06,261 Oh, he can't hear me. 847 00:19:08,888 --> 00:19:10,265 Eh... 848 00:19:10,307 --> 00:19:13,268 Okay, well, I guess we know 849 00:19:10,307 --> 00:19:13,268 what those wires did. 850 00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,728 I'm not in the mood 851 00:19:13,310 --> 00:19:15,728 for your antics, Peralta. 852 00:19:15,770 --> 00:19:16,938 Sir, sir! 853 00:19:16,979 --> 00:19:18,606 I think we know 854 00:19:16,979 --> 00:19:18,606 where Cheddar is. 855 00:19:18,648 --> 00:19:20,650 Will you please 856 00:19:18,648 --> 00:19:20,650 just get in the car? 857 00:19:25,113 --> 00:19:26,948 Oh, let me get that. 858 00:19:26,989 --> 00:19:28,367 Try now. 859 00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:30,118 Oh, I can't control 860 00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:30,118 the locks. 861 00:19:30,159 --> 00:19:32,495 Hang on. Try now. 862 00:19:30,159 --> 00:19:32,495 One, two, three. 863 00:19:32,537 --> 00:19:34,539 Try now. Try now. 864 00:19:32,537 --> 00:19:34,539 Here we come, Cheddar! 865 00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:36,165 Try now. 866 00:19:34,580 --> 00:19:36,165 Here we come, Cheddar! 867 00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:37,625 Try now. 868 00:19:36,207 --> 00:19:37,625 Try now. 869 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,210 Try now. 870 00:19:37,667 --> 00:19:39,210 Here we come, Cheddar! 871 00:19:39,253 --> 00:19:40,461 Try now. 872 00:19:40,503 --> 00:19:42,046 Cheddar! 873 00:19:42,088 --> 00:19:43,298 Come here, baby. 874 00:19:43,340 --> 00:19:46,092 Yeah, yeah. 875 00:19:46,134 --> 00:19:48,636 Oh, I'm so glad to see you. 876 00:19:48,678 --> 00:19:50,054 How did you know 877 00:19:48,678 --> 00:19:50,054 he was here? 878 00:19:50,096 --> 00:19:52,974 Well, Cheddar was only 879 00:19:50,096 --> 00:19:52,974 chewing up Kevin's stuff. 880 00:19:53,015 --> 00:19:54,351 I figured maybe 881 00:19:53,015 --> 00:19:54,351 he was acting out 882 00:19:54,393 --> 00:19:56,311 because he missed Kevin. 883 00:19:56,353 --> 00:19:58,855 But the real hero here 884 00:19:56,353 --> 00:19:58,855 is the binder. 885 00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:00,523 Under "Cheddar," 886 00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:00,523 subsection "Walk," 887 00:20:00,565 --> 00:20:02,191 subsection "Walks with Kevin," 888 00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:04,319 we found this special spot. 889 00:20:04,361 --> 00:20:05,945 So you're missing Kevin, huh? 890 00:20:05,987 --> 00:20:07,196 You're not the only one. 891 00:20:09,031 --> 00:20:11,243 I didn't cancel my trip 892 00:20:09,031 --> 00:20:11,243 because I was worried 893 00:20:11,285 --> 00:20:13,202 you would burn my house down. 894 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:16,581 Kevin and I are having 895 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:16,581 a hard time right now. 896 00:20:16,622 --> 00:20:19,125 Whenever we talk, 897 00:20:16,622 --> 00:20:19,125 we fight. 898 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:21,711 And I'm just afraid 899 00:20:19,167 --> 00:20:21,711 and just... 900 00:20:21,752 --> 00:20:25,965 just afraid that if I go 901 00:20:21,752 --> 00:20:25,965 to Paris and we fight, then... 902 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:29,135 Sir, with all due respect, 903 00:20:26,007 --> 00:20:29,135 that's crazy. 904 00:20:29,177 --> 00:20:32,096 I mean, you and Kevin 905 00:20:29,177 --> 00:20:32,096 are the best couple I know. 906 00:20:32,138 --> 00:20:36,559 And I'm sure whatever this is, 907 00:20:32,138 --> 00:20:36,559 you can get through it, 908 00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:39,354 because you are 909 00:20:36,601 --> 00:20:39,354 the strongest person I know. 910 00:20:39,396 --> 00:20:41,606 Wow, that was weird; 911 00:20:39,396 --> 00:20:41,606 I said, like, multiple 912 00:20:41,647 --> 00:20:44,359 real things 913 00:20:41,647 --> 00:20:44,359 consecutively, yeah. 914 00:20:44,401 --> 00:20:46,152 Felt weird but good. 915 00:20:44,401 --> 00:20:46,152 Are you proud of me? 916 00:20:46,194 --> 00:20:47,236 - You're ruining it. 917 00:20:46,194 --> 00:20:47,236 - Yup. 918 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,613 I'm just gonna 919 00:20:47,279 --> 00:20:48,613 stop talking now. 920 00:20:48,654 --> 00:20:50,031 Well, I suppose 921 00:20:48,654 --> 00:20:50,031 I'm not gonna solve anything 922 00:20:50,072 --> 00:20:51,532 by running away from it. 923 00:20:51,574 --> 00:20:53,452 Perhaps I should go 924 00:20:51,574 --> 00:20:53,452 to Paris. 925 00:20:53,493 --> 00:20:56,413 What do you think, Cheddar? 926 00:20:53,493 --> 00:20:56,413 Huh? 927 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,081 Oh, my, oh! 928 00:20:56,455 --> 00:20:59,081 You really are acting out! 929 00:20:59,123 --> 00:21:02,336 Whew! 930 00:20:59,123 --> 00:21:02,336 I'm sorry you had to see that. 931 00:21:02,377 --> 00:21:03,920 Oh. 932 00:21:03,961 --> 00:21:07,715 You know, 933 00:21:03,961 --> 00:21:07,715 it's moments like these 934 00:21:07,757 --> 00:21:09,133 that I'm grateful for your... 935 00:21:10,676 --> 00:21:14,348 Guys, it's a miracle! 936 00:21:10,676 --> 00:21:14,348 I can see! 937 00:21:14,389 --> 00:21:15,474 - Not now, Charles! 938 00:21:14,389 --> 00:21:15,474 - Shut up! 939 00:21:15,515 --> 00:21:16,724 Right, sorry! 940 00:21:16,766 --> 00:21:19,644 Sorry. 941 00:21:21,187 --> 00:21:23,147 Fremulon. 942 00:21:23,189 --> 00:21:24,649 - Not a doctor. 943 00:21:23,189 --> 00:21:24,649 - Shh.