1 00:00:03,203 --> 00:00:04,662 Bonjour, mes amis. 2 00:00:04,704 --> 00:00:06,497 Oh, someone had 3 00:00:04,704 --> 00:00:06,497 a good time in Paris. 4 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:08,791 Oh, Kevin and I shared 5 00:00:06,539 --> 00:00:08,791 a perfect week together. 6 00:00:08,833 --> 00:00:11,502 I feel like I'm floating 7 00:00:08,833 --> 00:00:11,502 on a croissant. 8 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:14,589 I wonder why people don't just 9 00:00:11,544 --> 00:00:14,589 break into song more often. 10 00:00:14,631 --> 00:00:16,883 I've been asking you 11 00:00:14,631 --> 00:00:16,883 for months if I could 12 00:00:16,925 --> 00:00:18,134 answer the phone like, 13 00:00:20,970 --> 00:00:22,513 Give it a whirl, girl. 14 00:00:25,683 --> 00:00:27,393 Guys, he's rhyming. 15 00:00:27,435 --> 00:00:28,519 He's telling Gina to sing. 16 00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:30,688 Captain Hold is on 17 00:00:28,561 --> 00:00:30,688 a vacation high! 18 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:32,273 He will say yes to 19 00:00:30,730 --> 00:00:32,273 anything right now. 20 00:00:32,315 --> 00:00:34,525 I would like a police horse, 21 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:37,695 and I'd like Terry to be 22 00:00:34,567 --> 00:00:37,695 riding it almost constantly. 23 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:39,697 I'd like an HR person 24 00:00:37,737 --> 00:00:39,697 to remind everyone 25 00:00:39,739 --> 00:00:41,032 about workplace boundaries. 26 00:00:41,074 --> 00:00:42,492 The Japanese make toilet seats 27 00:00:42,533 --> 00:00:44,661 which squirt a heated jet 28 00:00:42,533 --> 00:00:44,661 of water right up your... 29 00:00:44,702 --> 00:00:46,287 I'm gonna stop you 30 00:00:44,702 --> 00:00:46,287 right there, bud. 31 00:00:46,329 --> 00:00:48,998 What we need in here is 32 00:00:46,329 --> 00:00:48,998 an armored personnel carrier... 33 00:00:49,040 --> 00:00:50,166 a tank! 34 00:00:50,209 --> 00:00:51,167 Two tanks. 35 00:00:50,209 --> 00:00:51,167 I want a tank too. 36 00:00:51,210 --> 00:00:52,710 Great, so everyone 37 00:00:51,210 --> 00:00:52,710 gets a tank. 38 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:55,338 Just remember we can't ruin 39 00:00:52,752 --> 00:00:55,338 Captain Holt's vacation high, 40 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:56,756 so no one say anything 41 00:00:55,380 --> 00:00:56,756 that'll upset him. 42 00:00:56,798 --> 00:00:59,050 Oh, no, what are those morons 43 00:00:56,798 --> 00:00:59,050 doing in there? 44 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:00,969 Maybe it's not that bad; 45 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:00,969 maybe they didn't upset him. 46 00:01:01,010 --> 00:01:02,428 What'd you do? 47 00:01:01,010 --> 00:01:02,428 What'd you say? 48 00:01:02,470 --> 00:01:04,013 Nothing. 49 00:01:02,470 --> 00:01:04,013 We just said, "Welcome back." 50 00:01:04,055 --> 00:01:06,808 And laughed with him about all 51 00:01:04,055 --> 00:01:06,808 the weight he gained in France. 52 00:01:06,849 --> 00:01:08,227 No! 53 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:09,602 Why is everyone just 54 00:01:08,268 --> 00:01:09,602 standing around? 55 00:01:09,644 --> 00:01:11,230 Get back to work! 56 00:01:11,271 --> 00:01:12,647 So long, tank. 57 00:01:12,689 --> 00:01:13,773 Tank? 58 00:01:13,815 --> 00:01:15,441 I gained three pounds 59 00:01:13,815 --> 00:01:15,441 in Paris... 60 00:01:15,483 --> 00:01:16,651 three pounds! 61 00:01:37,505 --> 00:01:39,299 Hey, Terry, I have 62 00:01:37,505 --> 00:01:39,299 a package for you. 63 00:01:40,550 --> 00:01:42,719 Ooh, Sarge got a present. 64 00:01:42,760 --> 00:01:44,221 "What's in the box?" 65 00:01:44,263 --> 00:01:45,513 Brad Pitt, "Se7en." 66 00:01:45,555 --> 00:01:46,639 But seriously, 67 00:01:45,555 --> 00:01:46,639 what's in the box? 68 00:01:46,681 --> 00:01:49,851 The worst thing in the world. 69 00:01:49,892 --> 00:01:51,644 Shut up, stupid. 70 00:01:51,686 --> 00:01:53,521 Okay, so who sent you a kitten 71 00:01:53,563 --> 00:01:54,647 and why do you hate it? 72 00:01:54,689 --> 00:01:55,773 It's not a kitten. 73 00:01:55,815 --> 00:01:57,150 It's a slap in the face 74 00:01:57,191 --> 00:01:58,776 for something that 75 00:01:57,191 --> 00:01:58,776 happened 20 years ago. 76 00:01:58,818 --> 00:01:59,819 When you had a flat top? 77 00:01:59,861 --> 00:02:00,820 I know you had 78 00:01:59,861 --> 00:02:00,820 a flat top, 79 00:02:00,862 --> 00:02:02,113 'cause I saw pictures. 80 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:03,573 Sorry, go on with your story, 81 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:03,573 Flat Top Terry. 82 00:02:03,614 --> 00:02:04,991 It was 1995. 83 00:02:05,033 --> 00:02:06,534 I'd just made detective. 84 00:02:06,576 --> 00:02:09,246 I was really excited about 85 00:02:06,576 --> 00:02:09,246 my first day at the 6-5, 86 00:02:09,288 --> 00:02:11,372 but the guys in the squad 87 00:02:09,288 --> 00:02:11,372 were a bunch of jerks. 88 00:02:11,414 --> 00:02:12,874 Hi, I'm Terry. 89 00:02:12,915 --> 00:02:14,334 Which desk is mine? 90 00:02:14,375 --> 00:02:15,501 Solve a case, 91 00:02:15,543 --> 00:02:17,086 then you get a desk. 92 00:02:17,128 --> 00:02:18,713 They were like that 93 00:02:17,128 --> 00:02:18,713 about a lot of stuff. 94 00:02:18,755 --> 00:02:22,301 Whoa, solve a case, 95 00:02:18,755 --> 00:02:22,301 then you get coffee. 96 00:02:23,843 --> 00:02:26,429 Solve a case, then you can sign 97 00:02:26,471 --> 00:02:28,848 Debbie's birthday card. 98 00:02:28,890 --> 00:02:30,600 Sounds like you needed 99 00:02:28,890 --> 00:02:30,600 to solve a case. 100 00:02:30,641 --> 00:02:33,561 Exactly, so I picked 101 00:02:30,641 --> 00:02:33,561 the biggest one I could find: 102 00:02:33,603 --> 00:02:34,854 a string of B&Es, 103 00:02:34,896 --> 00:02:36,397 all with the same M.O. 104 00:02:36,439 --> 00:02:38,858 Guy climbed in through 105 00:02:36,439 --> 00:02:38,858 high-rise windows. 106 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:40,818 After a month, 107 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:40,818 I found my suspect: 108 00:02:40,860 --> 00:02:42,904 Dmitri Kuzkho. 109 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:45,073 Ex-acrobat with 110 00:02:42,945 --> 00:02:45,073 a criminal record. 111 00:02:45,114 --> 00:02:47,367 Circus trash! 112 00:02:45,114 --> 00:02:47,367 It has to be him. 113 00:02:47,408 --> 00:02:48,951 That's exactly what I said. 114 00:02:48,993 --> 00:02:50,912 Circus trash! 115 00:02:48,993 --> 00:02:50,912 It has to be him. 116 00:02:50,953 --> 00:02:52,580 I tracked down my acrobat, 117 00:02:52,622 --> 00:02:54,457 got SWAT to surround 118 00:02:52,622 --> 00:02:54,457 his building. 119 00:02:54,499 --> 00:02:57,085 There was no way anything 120 00:02:54,499 --> 00:02:57,085 could go wrong. 121 00:02:57,126 --> 00:02:58,419 NYPD! Down! 122 00:02:58,461 --> 00:02:59,420 Get on the ground! 123 00:02:59,462 --> 00:03:01,464 Let's see your hands! 124 00:03:01,506 --> 00:03:02,799 Uh-oh. 125 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,843 My guy had a terrible 126 00:03:02,840 --> 00:03:05,843 trapeze fall two years prior... 127 00:03:05,885 --> 00:03:07,720 snapped his spine in half. 128 00:03:07,762 --> 00:03:08,888 So why the kitten? 129 00:03:08,930 --> 00:03:10,640 Well, in the moment, 130 00:03:10,681 --> 00:03:12,725 I may have gotten 131 00:03:10,681 --> 00:03:12,725 a little flustered. 132 00:03:12,767 --> 00:03:14,228 Look, he's got a cat! 133 00:03:14,269 --> 00:03:15,853 He trained the cat 134 00:03:14,269 --> 00:03:15,853 to do the robberies! 135 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:17,980 That's why they call them 136 00:03:15,895 --> 00:03:17,980 cat burglars! 137 00:03:18,022 --> 00:03:19,899 Why is no one saying anything? 138 00:03:21,901 --> 00:03:23,237 Oh, Terry. 139 00:03:23,278 --> 00:03:24,862 Yeah, now they send me cats 140 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:27,031 to remind me of that day 141 00:03:24,904 --> 00:03:27,031 and rub it in my face. 142 00:03:27,073 --> 00:03:28,741 I'm gonna go put a ad online 143 00:03:28,783 --> 00:03:31,494 so I can find someone to adopt 144 00:03:28,783 --> 00:03:31,494 this evil, little turd. 145 00:03:32,787 --> 00:03:34,163 you two make an adorable couple. 146 00:03:34,206 --> 00:03:35,832 Might I suggest 147 00:03:34,206 --> 00:03:35,832 putting him in a mug 148 00:03:35,873 --> 00:03:37,041 and pretending to take a sip? 149 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:40,670 Terry, are you stomping off 150 00:03:37,083 --> 00:03:40,670 to do my thing? 151 00:03:40,711 --> 00:03:41,712 Oh, hey, can I borrow that? 152 00:03:41,754 --> 00:03:42,839 Genevieve's out of town. 153 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,341 I need two phones 154 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,341 so I can send her 155 00:03:44,383 --> 00:03:45,925 a "frontie" and a "backie." 156 00:03:45,967 --> 00:03:47,885 I don't want your ass 157 00:03:45,967 --> 00:03:47,885 in my cloud. 158 00:03:50,638 --> 00:03:53,015 Adrian, are you living 159 00:03:50,638 --> 00:03:53,015 in the break room? 160 00:03:53,057 --> 00:03:54,767 No, why do you ask? 161 00:03:54,809 --> 00:03:56,270 Uh, because you're 162 00:03:54,809 --> 00:03:56,270 shaving your shoulder 163 00:03:56,311 --> 00:03:58,355 in our communal eating space; 164 00:03:58,397 --> 00:03:59,897 you have a bed set up 165 00:03:58,397 --> 00:03:59,897 on the couch; 166 00:03:59,939 --> 00:04:00,898 stuff like that. 167 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:03,943 Fine. 168 00:04:00,940 --> 00:04:03,943 Busted. 169 00:04:03,985 --> 00:04:05,736 My landlord kicked me out 170 00:04:03,985 --> 00:04:05,736 because my stupid neighbors 171 00:04:05,778 --> 00:04:08,072 couldn't handle a few 172 00:04:05,778 --> 00:04:08,072 tiny night screams. 173 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:11,075 I was dreaming that someone 174 00:04:09,949 --> 00:04:11,075 was trying to scalp me 175 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:12,702 with a sharpened 176 00:04:11,117 --> 00:04:12,702 grapefruit spoon. 177 00:04:12,743 --> 00:04:14,162 Aren't brains fascinating? 178 00:04:14,204 --> 00:04:16,122 I mean, where does it 179 00:04:14,204 --> 00:04:16,122 come up with this stuff? 180 00:04:16,164 --> 00:04:18,250 When I was undercover, 181 00:04:16,164 --> 00:04:18,250 someone did try and scalp me 182 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,459 with a sharpened 183 00:04:18,292 --> 00:04:19,459 grapefruit spoon. 184 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:20,460 Sure, that would do it. 185 00:04:20,501 --> 00:04:21,461 Aren't you dating Rosa? 186 00:04:21,502 --> 00:04:22,962 Can't you just stay with her? 187 00:04:23,004 --> 00:04:24,672 Oh, yeah, no, we're doing 188 00:04:23,004 --> 00:04:24,672 this really hot thing 189 00:04:24,714 --> 00:04:26,258 where we haven't told each other 190 00:04:24,714 --> 00:04:26,258 where we live. 191 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,885 Makes our sex play 192 00:04:26,300 --> 00:04:28,885 really erotic. 193 00:04:28,926 --> 00:04:30,553 - Barf. 194 00:04:28,926 --> 00:04:30,553 - I totally get that. 195 00:04:30,595 --> 00:04:32,555 Well, you let me know if 196 00:04:30,595 --> 00:04:32,555 there's anything I can do. 197 00:04:32,597 --> 00:04:34,724 Oh, yes, I will 198 00:04:32,597 --> 00:04:34,724 stay at your home. 199 00:04:34,765 --> 00:04:35,725 Thank you. 200 00:04:35,766 --> 00:04:36,976 Me? 201 00:04:35,766 --> 00:04:36,976 What... how now? 202 00:04:37,018 --> 00:04:38,060 You just said you 203 00:04:37,018 --> 00:04:38,060 wanted to help. 204 00:04:38,102 --> 00:04:40,521 Oh, unless you weren't 205 00:04:38,102 --> 00:04:40,521 being serious, 206 00:04:40,563 --> 00:04:41,564 which I would get. 207 00:04:41,606 --> 00:04:42,982 I've been betrayed before. 208 00:04:43,024 --> 00:04:45,026 For instance, 209 00:04:43,024 --> 00:04:45,026 by the grapefruit spoon guy. 210 00:04:45,067 --> 00:04:46,403 No, no, no, no, definitely. 211 00:04:46,445 --> 00:04:47,570 You could stay with me. 212 00:04:47,612 --> 00:04:49,572 Oh! 213 00:04:47,612 --> 00:04:49,572 You're the best, Chuck! 214 00:04:49,614 --> 00:04:50,823 Thank you! 215 00:04:50,865 --> 00:04:52,242 But for real, get yourself 216 00:04:50,865 --> 00:04:52,242 some good ear plugs, 217 00:04:52,284 --> 00:04:53,368 because I really downplayed 218 00:04:52,284 --> 00:04:53,368 how horrible 219 00:04:53,410 --> 00:04:54,369 those night screams are. 220 00:04:54,411 --> 00:04:55,661 Ah. 221 00:04:55,703 --> 00:04:56,954 All right, I'll see you 222 00:04:55,703 --> 00:04:56,954 later, roomie. 223 00:04:56,996 --> 00:04:58,080 All right. 224 00:04:58,122 --> 00:04:59,874 the 9-9 will be hosting 225 00:04:59,916 --> 00:05:01,626 a bomb-defusing class tomorrow. 226 00:05:01,667 --> 00:05:03,127 I highly recommend attending. 227 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:06,215 Defusing an explosive device 228 00:05:03,169 --> 00:05:06,215 is the ultimate test 229 00:05:06,256 --> 00:05:07,382 of skill under pressure. 230 00:05:07,424 --> 00:05:09,967 And the stakes: life or death. 231 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:11,594 - Will lunch be provided? 232 00:05:10,009 --> 00:05:11,594 - Yes. 233 00:05:11,636 --> 00:05:12,595 Count us in. 234 00:05:12,637 --> 00:05:13,596 Anyone else? 235 00:05:13,638 --> 00:05:15,181 - I'm in. 236 00:05:13,638 --> 00:05:15,181 - Me too. 237 00:05:15,224 --> 00:05:17,434 This class sounds 238 00:05:15,224 --> 00:05:17,434 like "da bomb." 239 00:05:17,476 --> 00:05:18,809 I'd rather you didn't attend 240 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:20,102 if you're not gonna 241 00:05:18,851 --> 00:05:20,102 take it seriously. 242 00:05:20,144 --> 00:05:21,896 - Yup. 243 00:05:20,144 --> 00:05:21,896 - Dismissed. 244 00:05:23,105 --> 00:05:24,815 I'm gonna dominate that class. 245 00:05:24,857 --> 00:05:26,443 You don't cross-stitch 246 00:05:24,857 --> 00:05:26,443 for 20 years 247 00:05:26,485 --> 00:05:28,278 without developing 248 00:05:26,485 --> 00:05:28,278 a steady hand. 249 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,071 Wow, you really think 250 00:05:28,320 --> 00:05:30,071 that's a brag, don't you? 251 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:32,573 20 bucks says I do better 252 00:05:30,112 --> 00:05:32,573 in that class than you do, 253 00:05:32,615 --> 00:05:33,866 thread-head. 254 00:05:33,908 --> 00:05:35,159 All right, you're on. 255 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:36,702 And I'll have you know 256 00:05:35,202 --> 00:05:36,702 that "thread-head" 257 00:05:36,744 --> 00:05:39,080 is a glowing compliment 258 00:05:36,744 --> 00:05:39,080 in the sewing community. 259 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:40,915 If you wanted to insult me, 260 00:05:40,957 --> 00:05:42,501 you should've called me 261 00:05:40,957 --> 00:05:42,501 a stitch skipper. 262 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:45,420 - Okay, stitch skipper. 263 00:05:42,542 --> 00:05:45,420 - Oh, I handed it to you! 264 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:47,588 You better look cute 265 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:47,588 in this picture, 266 00:05:47,630 --> 00:05:48,673 or no one's gonna want you. 267 00:05:48,714 --> 00:05:50,217 Do something with 268 00:05:48,714 --> 00:05:50,217 your damn paws! 269 00:05:50,259 --> 00:05:52,261 Whoa, whoa, Sarge, relax. 270 00:05:52,302 --> 00:05:54,221 Look, I think you might be 271 00:05:52,302 --> 00:05:54,221 overreacting a little 272 00:05:54,263 --> 00:05:56,223 to this prank, 273 00:05:54,263 --> 00:05:56,223 and I should know. 274 00:05:56,265 --> 00:05:59,476 You probably won't believe this, 275 00:05:56,265 --> 00:05:59,476 but I was bullied in high school 276 00:05:59,518 --> 00:06:01,102 for being too handsome. 277 00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:02,479 - I don't believe you. 278 00:06:01,143 --> 00:06:02,479 - You're right. 279 00:06:02,521 --> 00:06:04,730 It was for setting my crotch 280 00:06:02,521 --> 00:06:04,730 on fire in shop class. 281 00:06:04,772 --> 00:06:06,190 Hurt like the dickens. 282 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:08,318 Point is, haters gonna hate. 283 00:06:06,233 --> 00:06:08,318 Shake it off. 284 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:09,528 Taylor Swift, always right. 285 00:06:09,569 --> 00:06:10,861 The reason bullies get to me 286 00:06:10,903 --> 00:06:12,071 is because I lived with one... 287 00:06:12,113 --> 00:06:13,323 my dad. 288 00:06:13,365 --> 00:06:15,032 He was a cruel man who 289 00:06:13,365 --> 00:06:15,032 didn't like his life, 290 00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:16,201 and he took it out on me. 291 00:06:16,243 --> 00:06:17,660 Okay, okay. 292 00:06:17,702 --> 00:06:19,745 Now we're getting somewhere. 293 00:06:19,787 --> 00:06:21,248 If you're having dad problems, 294 00:06:21,290 --> 00:06:23,375 that's my jam, son. 295 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,294 Real weird take on 296 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,294 my crappy father. 297 00:06:25,335 --> 00:06:26,461 You know how I turned 298 00:06:25,335 --> 00:06:26,461 the corner with my dad? 299 00:06:26,503 --> 00:06:27,670 I stood up to him, 300 00:06:27,712 --> 00:06:29,381 and that's what you need 301 00:06:27,712 --> 00:06:29,381 to do with your dad. 302 00:06:29,423 --> 00:06:30,965 No, he died in 1988. 303 00:06:31,007 --> 00:06:33,302 Oh, okay, well, that 304 00:06:31,007 --> 00:06:33,302 probably won't work, then. 305 00:06:33,343 --> 00:06:35,011 But it doesn't mean you can't 306 00:06:33,343 --> 00:06:35,011 go over to the 6-5 307 00:06:35,052 --> 00:06:36,471 and stand up to those bullies. 308 00:06:36,513 --> 00:06:37,514 They'll just make 309 00:06:36,513 --> 00:06:37,514 fun of me more. 310 00:06:37,556 --> 00:06:38,973 What are you 311 00:06:37,556 --> 00:06:38,973 talking about, Terry? 312 00:06:39,015 --> 00:06:40,309 You are a human mountain. 313 00:06:40,350 --> 00:06:41,393 You have more muscles 314 00:06:40,350 --> 00:06:41,393 in your ears 315 00:06:41,435 --> 00:06:43,019 than I have in my entire body. 316 00:06:43,060 --> 00:06:44,438 Never skip ear day, Jake. 317 00:06:44,479 --> 00:06:45,938 You can crush metal 318 00:06:44,479 --> 00:06:45,938 with your bare hands. 319 00:06:45,980 --> 00:06:47,690 You can lift a city bus. 320 00:06:47,732 --> 00:06:49,734 You can make your boobies 321 00:06:47,732 --> 00:06:49,734 do that bouncy thing. 322 00:06:49,775 --> 00:06:51,694 - They're called pecs. 323 00:06:49,775 --> 00:06:51,694 - Same thing. 324 00:06:51,736 --> 00:06:53,280 Now, get on over to the 6-5 325 00:06:53,322 --> 00:06:55,781 and make those big jerks 326 00:06:53,322 --> 00:06:55,781 take back that tiny kitten. 327 00:06:55,823 --> 00:06:57,367 Yeah. 328 00:06:55,823 --> 00:06:57,367 All right. 329 00:06:57,409 --> 00:06:59,118 I'm doing it. 330 00:07:02,163 --> 00:07:03,332 Didn't work. 331 00:07:03,373 --> 00:07:05,124 I have more kittens 332 00:07:03,373 --> 00:07:05,124 than before. 333 00:07:05,166 --> 00:07:06,917 What? How? 334 00:07:10,213 --> 00:07:11,214 Morning, Sarge. 335 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:12,466 Oh, good morning, 336 00:07:12,507 --> 00:07:14,259 my sweet, little cuties. 337 00:07:14,301 --> 00:07:15,760 Don't call them cute. 338 00:07:15,801 --> 00:07:17,178 They'd kill us all if 339 00:07:15,801 --> 00:07:17,178 they were smart enough 340 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:18,929 to use weapons, 341 00:07:17,220 --> 00:07:18,929 but you're not smart. 342 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:20,139 You're dumb. 343 00:07:20,181 --> 00:07:21,849 You're always naked, 344 00:07:20,181 --> 00:07:21,849 and you pee in a box. 345 00:07:21,891 --> 00:07:23,100 I suppose they're 346 00:07:21,891 --> 00:07:23,100 not totally naked 347 00:07:23,142 --> 00:07:24,769 with the fur. 348 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:27,522 Anyways, you know how you didn't 349 00:07:24,810 --> 00:07:27,522 solve that case 20 years ago? 350 00:07:27,564 --> 00:07:29,023 Thanks for reminding me. 351 00:07:29,065 --> 00:07:31,150 You don't see me bringing up 352 00:07:29,065 --> 00:07:31,150 how you burned your junk off. 353 00:07:31,192 --> 00:07:32,402 That didn't happen. 354 00:07:32,444 --> 00:07:33,986 There was just some 355 00:07:32,444 --> 00:07:33,986 light blistering. 356 00:07:34,028 --> 00:07:36,155 The point is, 357 00:07:34,028 --> 00:07:36,155 the only thing those bullies 358 00:07:36,197 --> 00:07:38,699 have over you is that you 359 00:07:36,197 --> 00:07:38,699 never solved that case. 360 00:07:38,741 --> 00:07:40,535 So why don't we 361 00:07:38,741 --> 00:07:40,535 solve it together? 362 00:07:40,577 --> 00:07:41,702 How are we gonna do that? 363 00:07:41,744 --> 00:07:43,120 We'll sneak into the 6-5, 364 00:07:43,162 --> 00:07:44,331 steal that old case file, 365 00:07:44,373 --> 00:07:46,249 and work it till we 366 00:07:44,373 --> 00:07:46,249 find your burglar. 367 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:48,918 Then we march back 368 00:07:46,291 --> 00:07:48,918 into that precinct... 369 00:07:48,959 --> 00:07:50,127 And we grind these kittens up 370 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:51,380 and shove them 371 00:07:50,169 --> 00:07:51,380 down their throats! 372 00:07:51,421 --> 00:07:53,089 Yes! 373 00:07:53,130 --> 00:07:54,508 Don't listen to him. 374 00:07:54,549 --> 00:07:56,593 You're a part of something 375 00:07:54,549 --> 00:07:56,593 much bigger than yourselves. 376 00:07:59,221 --> 00:08:01,223 Well, good morning, Linetti. 377 00:08:01,264 --> 00:08:04,226 Whoo, I slept like 378 00:08:01,264 --> 00:08:04,226 a frickin' baby last night. 379 00:08:04,267 --> 00:08:07,229 Staying at Chuck's 380 00:08:04,267 --> 00:08:07,229 is like a dream. 381 00:08:07,270 --> 00:08:09,063 Little guy loves 382 00:08:07,270 --> 00:08:09,063 doting on me, 383 00:08:09,105 --> 00:08:11,233 although you're gonna need 384 00:08:09,105 --> 00:08:11,233 to buy some bigger underwear 385 00:08:11,274 --> 00:08:12,484 if we're gonna be sharing, 386 00:08:11,274 --> 00:08:12,484 you know what I mean? 387 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:13,818 Okay, I'll get 388 00:08:12,526 --> 00:08:13,818 right on that. 389 00:08:13,859 --> 00:08:14,902 Okay, cool. 390 00:08:13,859 --> 00:08:14,902 Here. 391 00:08:14,944 --> 00:08:15,986 Take care of this for me, 392 00:08:14,944 --> 00:08:15,986 will you? 393 00:08:16,028 --> 00:08:17,196 Yeah. 394 00:08:17,239 --> 00:08:18,448 I'm gonna go get some 395 00:08:17,239 --> 00:08:18,448 breakfast candy. 396 00:08:18,490 --> 00:08:20,283 Okay, catch you later. 397 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:22,244 So things are going 398 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:22,244 really good 399 00:08:22,285 --> 00:08:24,036 with the new roomie, 400 00:08:22,285 --> 00:08:24,036 it seems. 401 00:08:24,078 --> 00:08:25,247 It's horrible. 402 00:08:25,288 --> 00:08:26,872 There's someone's blood 403 00:08:25,288 --> 00:08:26,872 all over the bathroom. 404 00:08:26,914 --> 00:08:28,500 He sleep-choked me twice. 405 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,252 And the worst part... 406 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:30,252 this morning, 407 00:08:30,293 --> 00:08:31,586 he ate all of my cereal. 408 00:08:31,628 --> 00:08:32,878 That's the worst part? 409 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:35,424 They were Nortfluskers 410 00:08:32,920 --> 00:08:35,424 bran circles! 411 00:08:35,465 --> 00:08:37,259 I had them shipped from Oslo. 412 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:38,801 Oh, I want him out. 413 00:08:38,843 --> 00:08:40,262 But I'm too scared to tell him. 414 00:08:40,303 --> 00:08:41,346 All right, listen. 415 00:08:41,388 --> 00:08:43,180 I know that your spirit animal 416 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:45,267 is a caterpillar 417 00:08:43,223 --> 00:08:45,267 that's been stepped on... 418 00:08:45,308 --> 00:08:47,727 - Mm-hmm. 419 00:08:45,308 --> 00:08:47,727 - But mine is the mighty wolf. 420 00:08:47,768 --> 00:08:49,729 And if you want to 421 00:08:47,768 --> 00:08:49,729 beat an alpha, 422 00:08:49,770 --> 00:08:52,148 you have to be an alpha. 423 00:08:52,189 --> 00:08:53,483 Wrongo. 424 00:08:53,525 --> 00:08:55,610 If you're good enough 425 00:08:53,525 --> 00:08:55,610 at being a beta, 426 00:08:55,652 --> 00:08:57,404 then the alpha 427 00:08:55,652 --> 00:08:57,404 takes mercy on you 428 00:08:57,446 --> 00:08:59,281 and ends up giving you 429 00:08:57,446 --> 00:08:59,281 what you want. 430 00:08:59,322 --> 00:09:00,615 - Boyle. 431 00:08:59,322 --> 00:09:00,615 - Argh! 432 00:09:00,657 --> 00:09:01,782 Could you stay out 433 00:09:00,657 --> 00:09:01,782 of your kitchen 434 00:09:01,824 --> 00:09:03,452 for the next, like, 48 hours? 435 00:09:03,493 --> 00:09:04,785 I'm gonna be skinning 436 00:09:03,493 --> 00:09:04,785 a deer than I shot. 437 00:09:04,827 --> 00:09:06,162 What? 438 00:09:06,204 --> 00:09:07,497 Ooh, and put up some of those 439 00:09:06,204 --> 00:09:07,497 plastic sheets. 440 00:09:07,539 --> 00:09:09,416 I have no idea what I'm doing. 441 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:10,625 - Okay. 442 00:09:09,458 --> 00:09:10,625 - Okay, great. 443 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:12,419 - Good talk, buddy. 444 00:09:10,667 --> 00:09:12,419 - Yup. 445 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:17,549 I got the file. 446 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,426 Oh, nice work. 447 00:09:17,591 --> 00:09:19,426 How'd you do it? 448 00:09:19,468 --> 00:09:20,801 Well... 449 00:09:20,843 --> 00:09:23,346 the sergeant in charge 450 00:09:20,843 --> 00:09:23,346 of the file room was a lady, 451 00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:26,266 so I just turned on 452 00:09:23,388 --> 00:09:26,266 the old Peralta charm. 453 00:09:26,308 --> 00:09:27,476 Hey, there. 454 00:09:27,517 --> 00:09:30,270 Some dude yarfed in 455 00:09:27,517 --> 00:09:30,270 the men's restroom. 456 00:09:30,312 --> 00:09:32,689 Could you please find somebody 457 00:09:30,312 --> 00:09:32,689 to clean that up? 458 00:09:34,566 --> 00:09:37,777 Terry, there was no yarf. 459 00:09:37,818 --> 00:09:39,028 Yeah, I figured that. 460 00:09:39,069 --> 00:09:40,405 Oh, okay. 461 00:09:40,447 --> 00:09:43,241 Let's see what we got here. 462 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,785 40 photos of you standing next 463 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,785 to the guy in the wheelchair 464 00:09:45,826 --> 00:09:47,036 and his cat. 465 00:09:47,077 --> 00:09:49,706 They did a photoshoot. 466 00:09:47,077 --> 00:09:49,706 They made mouse pads. 467 00:09:49,748 --> 00:09:51,708 They are bad dudes. 468 00:09:51,750 --> 00:09:53,293 All right, here's our plan. 469 00:09:53,335 --> 00:09:55,504 We are gonna re-interview 470 00:09:53,335 --> 00:09:55,504 all the original victims 471 00:09:55,545 --> 00:09:58,548 of this case, starting with 472 00:09:55,545 --> 00:09:58,548 the first one, 473 00:09:58,590 --> 00:09:59,924 Janice McMinnion. 474 00:09:59,965 --> 00:10:02,385 Uh, she died 12 years ago. 475 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:04,094 - All right, the second one. 476 00:10:02,427 --> 00:10:04,094 - Also dead. 477 00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:05,263 Okay, why don't you 478 00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:05,263 just skip on down 479 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,806 to the first person 480 00:10:05,305 --> 00:10:06,806 that's not dead. 481 00:10:06,847 --> 00:10:07,807 Number eight. 482 00:10:07,848 --> 00:10:09,684 Number eight, 483 00:10:07,848 --> 00:10:09,684 way to stay alive. 484 00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:14,564 Moment of silence for 485 00:10:13,438 --> 00:10:14,564 the first seven, though. 486 00:10:16,650 --> 00:10:18,984 All right, let's go! 487 00:10:19,026 --> 00:10:21,738 Ah, pressure bombs 488 00:10:19,026 --> 00:10:21,738 with mercury switches. 489 00:10:21,780 --> 00:10:24,449 IEDs with cell phone detonators. 490 00:10:24,491 --> 00:10:27,369 Oh, is that C4? 491 00:10:27,410 --> 00:10:29,621 Oh, my, we've got some 492 00:10:27,410 --> 00:10:29,621 great bombs today, people. 493 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:31,080 Welcome. 494 00:10:31,121 --> 00:10:33,208 In this course, we'll be 495 00:10:31,121 --> 00:10:33,208 going over how to dispose 496 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,669 of 10 different types 497 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,669 of explosive devices. 498 00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:37,546 What you learn today 499 00:10:35,710 --> 00:10:37,546 could save your lives 500 00:10:37,587 --> 00:10:38,921 and countless others. 501 00:10:38,963 --> 00:10:40,340 - Any questions? 502 00:10:38,963 --> 00:10:40,340 - Yes. 503 00:10:40,382 --> 00:10:42,634 Will there be a grading 504 00:10:40,382 --> 00:10:42,634 or point system 505 00:10:42,676 --> 00:10:43,468 to see who's best? 506 00:10:43,510 --> 00:10:44,469 At saving lives. 507 00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:45,512 Yes, at saving lives. 508 00:10:45,554 --> 00:10:46,971 Saving lives was always implied. 509 00:10:47,012 --> 00:10:48,013 Well, you will be timed. 510 00:10:48,055 --> 00:10:49,599 - Perfect. 511 00:10:48,055 --> 00:10:49,599 - That'll do. 512 00:10:49,641 --> 00:10:51,141 But I would recommend ignoring 513 00:10:49,641 --> 00:10:51,141 the clock and focusing on... 514 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:52,269 Yeah, yeah, yeah, 515 00:10:51,183 --> 00:10:52,269 you answered the question. 516 00:10:52,310 --> 00:10:54,396 Hurry up and teach us. 517 00:11:01,736 --> 00:11:03,028 Hey, Slowpoke. 518 00:11:03,070 --> 00:11:04,489 When we get out of here, 519 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,783 I'm gonna needlepoint you 520 00:11:04,531 --> 00:11:06,783 a pillow that says, "Kapow." 521 00:11:06,825 --> 00:11:08,451 Hey, Amy. 522 00:11:06,825 --> 00:11:08,451 You suck. 523 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,662 Oh, yeah? 524 00:11:08,493 --> 00:11:10,662 Well, guess what? 525 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:11,830 There's more room 526 00:11:10,704 --> 00:11:11,830 on that pillow... 527 00:11:11,871 --> 00:11:12,872 Real quick, before you finish: 528 00:11:12,913 --> 00:11:13,873 you still suck. 529 00:11:13,914 --> 00:11:15,333 Argh! 530 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,252 I'm working so much harder 531 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:17,252 than you on this trash talk, 532 00:11:17,294 --> 00:11:19,128 and I'm the one whose 533 00:11:17,294 --> 00:11:19,128 feelings are getting hurt. 534 00:11:19,169 --> 00:11:20,755 Santiago, Diaz... 535 00:11:19,169 --> 00:11:20,755 enough. 536 00:11:20,797 --> 00:11:22,424 This is not about 537 00:11:20,797 --> 00:11:22,424 who's fastest. 538 00:11:22,465 --> 00:11:24,676 This is a bomb 539 00:11:22,465 --> 00:11:24,676 dismantling class. 540 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,136 We are police officers, 541 00:11:24,718 --> 00:11:27,136 not street urchins 542 00:11:27,177 --> 00:11:29,179 playing speed chess 543 00:11:27,177 --> 00:11:29,179 in the park. 544 00:11:30,432 --> 00:11:32,099 For shame. 545 00:11:32,141 --> 00:11:33,976 All right, thanks. 546 00:11:34,018 --> 00:11:35,812 Okay, here's what 547 00:11:34,018 --> 00:11:35,812 Esther remembers 548 00:11:35,854 --> 00:11:37,272 about the night 549 00:11:35,854 --> 00:11:37,272 that she was robbed. 550 00:11:37,314 --> 00:11:38,732 She was either at a restaurant 551 00:11:38,773 --> 00:11:40,775 or the movies 552 00:11:38,773 --> 00:11:40,775 or doing something else. 553 00:11:40,817 --> 00:11:43,236 And she was either 554 00:11:40,817 --> 00:11:43,236 alone or with people. 555 00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:45,070 The only thing she was 556 00:11:43,278 --> 00:11:45,070 absolutely sure of 557 00:11:45,112 --> 00:11:46,615 is that I seem like 558 00:11:45,112 --> 00:11:46,615 a very nice boy, 559 00:11:46,656 --> 00:11:47,741 which is not relevant 560 00:11:46,656 --> 00:11:47,741 to the case, 561 00:11:47,782 --> 00:11:49,074 but did make me feel very good. 562 00:11:49,116 --> 00:11:50,285 This is stupid. 563 00:11:50,327 --> 00:11:51,578 It was 20 years ago. 564 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,663 No one remembers anything. 565 00:11:53,705 --> 00:11:55,248 I'm beginning to think 566 00:11:53,705 --> 00:11:55,248 maybe we should... 567 00:11:55,290 --> 00:11:56,499 Climb out on that ledge 568 00:11:56,541 --> 00:11:58,000 and see how the perp got in. 569 00:11:58,042 --> 00:11:59,586 - I was gonna say give up. 570 00:11:58,042 --> 00:11:59,586 - What? 571 00:11:59,628 --> 00:12:02,046 Right after I came up with that 572 00:11:59,628 --> 00:12:02,046 incredible ledge thing, Terry? 573 00:12:02,087 --> 00:12:03,964 We're 10 stories up. 574 00:12:02,087 --> 00:12:03,964 You can handle that? 575 00:12:04,006 --> 00:12:06,468 Sarge, I'm not scared 576 00:12:04,006 --> 00:12:06,468 of heights, okay? 577 00:12:06,509 --> 00:12:08,093 I'm scared of bees, 578 00:12:06,509 --> 00:12:08,093 I'm scared of snakes, 579 00:12:08,135 --> 00:12:10,012 and I'm scared that the Knicks 580 00:12:08,135 --> 00:12:10,012 might never be good again, 581 00:12:10,054 --> 00:12:12,724 but I am not scared of heights. 582 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:15,100 We're gonna die! 583 00:12:12,766 --> 00:12:15,100 We're gonna die! 584 00:12:15,142 --> 00:12:16,478 We're gonna die! 585 00:12:15,142 --> 00:12:16,478 We're gonna die! 586 00:12:16,519 --> 00:12:18,229 We're gonna die! 587 00:12:16,519 --> 00:12:18,229 We're gonna die! 588 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:19,272 We're gonna die! 589 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,651 I would appreciate it 590 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:22,651 if you didn't tell anyone 591 00:12:22,692 --> 00:12:24,277 about my window ledge freak-out. 592 00:12:24,319 --> 00:12:26,363 That's not as embarrassing as 593 00:12:24,319 --> 00:12:26,363 thinking we could actually solve 594 00:12:26,404 --> 00:12:28,657 a 20-year-old case 595 00:12:26,404 --> 00:12:28,657 with no new leads. 596 00:12:28,698 --> 00:12:30,742 Terry, we are gonna 597 00:12:28,698 --> 00:12:30,742 solve this, all right? 598 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,619 Sure, maybe none of the work 599 00:12:30,784 --> 00:12:32,619 we did today 600 00:12:32,661 --> 00:12:33,787 led to any new information. 601 00:12:33,828 --> 00:12:34,788 Jake... 602 00:12:34,829 --> 00:12:35,830 And sure, 603 00:12:34,829 --> 00:12:35,830 most crimes are solved 604 00:12:35,872 --> 00:12:36,831 within the first 48 hours, 605 00:12:36,873 --> 00:12:38,123 but they never talk 606 00:12:36,873 --> 00:12:38,123 about the crimes 607 00:12:38,165 --> 00:12:39,793 that are solved within 608 00:12:38,165 --> 00:12:39,793 the first 100 million hours. 609 00:12:39,834 --> 00:12:41,085 No, look at this. 610 00:12:41,126 --> 00:12:44,339 The guy who inspected 611 00:12:41,126 --> 00:12:44,339 this elevator in 1996 612 00:12:44,381 --> 00:12:45,799 was named Zerb Gudanya. 613 00:12:45,840 --> 00:12:47,258 That's the same weird name 614 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,844 who inspected the elevators 615 00:12:47,300 --> 00:12:49,844 in all four of the buildings 616 00:12:49,886 --> 00:12:51,053 we've been to today. 617 00:12:51,095 --> 00:12:52,347 Really? 618 00:12:52,389 --> 00:12:53,473 Terry, that's a lead. 619 00:12:53,515 --> 00:12:54,557 We have a lead! 620 00:12:54,599 --> 00:12:55,809 We got a lead! 621 00:12:55,850 --> 00:12:56,893 We got a lead! 622 00:12:56,935 --> 00:12:57,727 We're gonna solve this case. 623 00:12:57,769 --> 00:12:58,978 We're gonna solve this case. 624 00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:00,230 I have to use 625 00:12:59,019 --> 00:13:00,230 the bathroom. 626 00:13:00,271 --> 00:13:01,773 I got to use 627 00:13:00,271 --> 00:13:01,773 the bathroom. 628 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,817 I actually don't; I just got 629 00:13:01,815 --> 00:13:03,817 in the rhythm of it. 630 00:13:05,985 --> 00:13:07,362 There's Zerb Gudanya. 631 00:13:07,404 --> 00:13:09,531 Pretty fancy car for 632 00:13:07,404 --> 00:13:09,531 an elevator inspector. 633 00:13:09,572 --> 00:13:11,449 The Club International 634 00:13:09,572 --> 00:13:11,449 of Brighton Beach 635 00:13:11,491 --> 00:13:13,033 International Club? 636 00:13:13,075 --> 00:13:15,412 "International" and "club" 637 00:13:13,075 --> 00:13:15,412 are both in the name twice. 638 00:13:15,453 --> 00:13:17,330 Terry, this place sleazy. 639 00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:19,708 Two priors, 640 00:13:17,372 --> 00:13:19,708 wealth beyond his means, 641 00:13:19,749 --> 00:13:21,125 and he had access 642 00:13:19,749 --> 00:13:21,125 to the apartments 643 00:13:21,166 --> 00:13:22,377 through the elevator shaft. 644 00:13:22,419 --> 00:13:23,712 He has to be our guy. 645 00:13:22,419 --> 00:13:23,712 Let's go. 646 00:13:23,753 --> 00:13:25,964 Okay, I'll say that 647 00:13:23,753 --> 00:13:25,964 I'm a businessman 648 00:13:26,005 --> 00:13:27,799 from Moscow named Ilya. 649 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:31,720 "I make millions 650 00:13:27,841 --> 00:13:31,720 from selling snow boots." 651 00:13:31,761 --> 00:13:33,596 That was more just to 652 00:13:31,761 --> 00:13:33,596 show off the accent. 653 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,224 I'm not wedded to 654 00:13:33,638 --> 00:13:36,224 the snow boots thing. 655 00:13:36,266 --> 00:13:37,892 Hey, fellas. 656 00:13:37,934 --> 00:13:40,102 You didn't really think that 657 00:13:37,934 --> 00:13:40,102 you could run an operation 658 00:13:40,144 --> 00:13:42,772 in the 6-5 without us 659 00:13:40,144 --> 00:13:42,772 finding out, did you? 660 00:13:42,814 --> 00:13:44,649 There was no yarf. 661 00:13:44,691 --> 00:13:46,150 This guy's good. 662 00:13:46,191 --> 00:13:49,069 Jake, this is Holderton 663 00:13:46,191 --> 00:13:49,069 from my old precinct. 664 00:13:49,111 --> 00:13:50,780 So who are you guys 665 00:13:49,111 --> 00:13:50,780 looking for in there? 666 00:13:50,822 --> 00:13:51,948 A Tabby? 667 00:13:51,990 --> 00:13:53,575 Siamese? 668 00:13:53,616 --> 00:13:56,202 First of all, I never said 669 00:13:53,616 --> 00:13:56,202 the cat was a burglar. 670 00:13:56,244 --> 00:13:57,787 I said he might 671 00:13:56,244 --> 00:13:57,787 be an accomplice. 672 00:13:57,829 --> 00:13:58,747 You know what? 673 00:13:58,788 --> 00:13:59,873 I hope the guy in there 674 00:13:58,788 --> 00:13:59,873 is a cat. 675 00:13:59,914 --> 00:14:01,332 That'll show you. 676 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:02,709 Yeah, if he was a cat, 677 00:14:02,751 --> 00:14:03,877 he'd be much easier 678 00:14:02,751 --> 00:14:03,877 to apprehend 679 00:14:03,918 --> 00:14:05,420 and probably much 680 00:14:03,918 --> 00:14:05,420 less dangerous. 681 00:14:05,462 --> 00:14:06,713 That's what we think. 682 00:14:05,462 --> 00:14:06,713 Let's go. 683 00:14:10,132 --> 00:14:12,594 Okay, I give up. 684 00:14:10,132 --> 00:14:12,594 I need your help. 685 00:14:12,635 --> 00:14:14,012 I'm ready to try it your way. 686 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,306 Shh, you came 687 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:16,306 at the perfect time. 688 00:14:16,347 --> 00:14:18,558 He's eating, 689 00:14:16,347 --> 00:14:18,558 and when an animal eats, 690 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,185 that's when they're at 691 00:14:18,600 --> 00:14:21,185 their most vulnerable. 692 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:22,270 You need to get in there... 693 00:14:22,312 --> 00:14:23,813 show him who the alpha is. 694 00:14:23,855 --> 00:14:25,732 - I need a wolf name. 695 00:14:23,855 --> 00:14:25,732 - Yes. 696 00:14:25,774 --> 00:14:27,776 - Virginia Woolf. 697 00:14:25,774 --> 00:14:27,776 - Huh? 698 00:14:27,817 --> 00:14:30,028 Well, I'm not gonna be her 699 00:14:27,817 --> 00:14:30,028 lame husband, Leonard. 700 00:14:30,069 --> 00:14:33,113 Okay, it's time, Virginia. 701 00:14:33,155 --> 00:14:35,033 Hey, little man, 702 00:14:33,155 --> 00:14:35,033 let's talk about 703 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,786 how much longer you're 704 00:14:35,074 --> 00:14:37,786 gonna stay at my place. 705 00:14:38,828 --> 00:14:40,038 Are you threatening me, Chuck? 706 00:14:40,079 --> 00:14:41,539 No, I'm not, sir. 707 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,334 I just want to tell you how 708 00:14:41,581 --> 00:14:44,334 welcome you are to stay with me 709 00:14:44,375 --> 00:14:46,753 forever and ever and ever, 710 00:14:46,795 --> 00:14:48,922 m'lord. 711 00:14:48,963 --> 00:14:50,882 Ha! Okay. 712 00:14:51,800 --> 00:14:52,926 Good, thanks. 713 00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:54,928 Next time don't be 714 00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:54,928 so weird about it. 715 00:14:54,969 --> 00:14:57,764 As you wish. 716 00:14:54,969 --> 00:14:57,764 Good day, sir. 717 00:14:57,806 --> 00:14:59,181 That's still weird. 718 00:15:01,559 --> 00:15:03,061 All right, sorry. 719 00:15:03,102 --> 00:15:04,062 You don't suck. 720 00:15:04,103 --> 00:15:05,522 I'm sorry too. 721 00:15:05,563 --> 00:15:07,189 We both said hurtful things. 722 00:15:07,232 --> 00:15:08,483 You didn't. 723 00:15:07,232 --> 00:15:08,483 I was fine. 724 00:15:08,525 --> 00:15:10,693 Well, now you're just 725 00:15:08,525 --> 00:15:10,693 lying to yourself. 726 00:15:10,735 --> 00:15:12,695 But Holt was right. 727 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:13,863 We should have taken 728 00:15:12,737 --> 00:15:13,863 this more seriously. 729 00:15:13,905 --> 00:15:15,824 Done. 730 00:15:15,865 --> 00:15:19,202 Fastest time today by 731 00:15:15,865 --> 00:15:19,202 a full two minutes. 732 00:15:19,244 --> 00:15:21,161 Whoo, mama! 733 00:15:21,204 --> 00:15:22,664 Is everything okay over here? 734 00:15:22,705 --> 00:15:23,998 Yes, couldn't be better, 735 00:15:24,040 --> 00:15:25,500 because I destroyed you both. 736 00:15:25,542 --> 00:15:26,751 What the hell? 737 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,002 I thought you said this 738 00:15:26,793 --> 00:15:28,002 wasn't about winning. 739 00:15:28,044 --> 00:15:29,754 I did say that, 740 00:15:28,044 --> 00:15:29,754 so you would go slower 741 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,506 and I would win, 742 00:15:29,796 --> 00:15:31,506 which is what happened. 743 00:15:31,548 --> 00:15:33,341 You're just as competitive 744 00:15:31,548 --> 00:15:33,341 as we are. 745 00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:35,175 Absurd. 746 00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:35,175 I'm more competitive. 747 00:15:35,218 --> 00:15:38,596 Now who's "da bomb"? 748 00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:42,141 So what did they make you 749 00:15:40,180 --> 00:15:42,141 a sergeant for? 750 00:15:42,182 --> 00:15:43,935 Did you arrest a pine cone? 751 00:15:43,977 --> 00:15:45,478 He passed a written test, 752 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:46,980 just like every 753 00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:46,980 other sergeant did. 754 00:15:47,021 --> 00:15:48,231 You knew that. 755 00:15:48,273 --> 00:15:49,607 Oh, no, I thought he 756 00:15:48,273 --> 00:15:49,607 might have gotten 757 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:50,859 some kind of special promotion 758 00:15:50,900 --> 00:15:52,192 from busting a pine cone. 759 00:15:52,235 --> 00:15:53,236 Why do you keep 760 00:15:52,235 --> 00:15:53,236 bringing up pine cones? 761 00:15:53,278 --> 00:15:54,237 That's never been 762 00:15:53,278 --> 00:15:54,237 a part of this. 763 00:15:54,279 --> 00:15:55,238 You know what? 764 00:15:55,280 --> 00:15:56,364 You're gonna eat your words, 765 00:15:56,406 --> 00:15:58,032 because Sarge is about 766 00:15:56,406 --> 00:15:58,032 to solve this case. 767 00:15:58,074 --> 00:16:00,368 What, the old case 768 00:15:58,074 --> 00:16:00,368 or the pine cone one? 769 00:16:00,410 --> 00:16:01,703 You need to stop. 770 00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:03,913 Look, our man Zerb is 771 00:16:01,744 --> 00:16:03,913 sitting right over there, 772 00:16:03,955 --> 00:16:06,249 and yeah, he's connected 773 00:16:03,955 --> 00:16:06,249 to all of the robberies. 774 00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:07,584 And he's shady as hell. 775 00:16:07,625 --> 00:16:08,751 Look. 776 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,086 Waiter just gave him 777 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,086 a covert signal. 778 00:16:10,128 --> 00:16:11,296 Now he's getting up. 779 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:14,465 Yeah, and now he's 780 00:16:11,337 --> 00:16:14,465 following said waiter 781 00:16:14,507 --> 00:16:15,842 to a secondary, 782 00:16:15,884 --> 00:16:19,178 most likely even shadier spot. 783 00:16:19,220 --> 00:16:20,972 Something's going on in there. 784 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,432 - Huh. 785 00:16:21,014 --> 00:16:22,432 - Yeah, right... huh! 786 00:16:22,473 --> 00:16:24,726 - Come on, let's go bust him! 787 00:16:22,473 --> 00:16:24,726 - Come on. 788 00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:26,060 Down, down! 789 00:16:24,767 --> 00:16:26,060 Get down! 790 00:16:26,102 --> 00:16:27,687 NYPD! 791 00:16:27,729 --> 00:16:28,980 Uh-oh. 792 00:16:29,022 --> 00:16:30,356 What are you doing, man? 793 00:16:30,398 --> 00:16:32,066 Nothing! 794 00:16:30,398 --> 00:16:32,066 I have high cholesterol! 795 00:16:32,108 --> 00:16:33,526 My wife says I cannot 796 00:16:32,108 --> 00:16:33,526 have red meat, 797 00:16:33,568 --> 00:16:36,029 so they sneak in my beef stew. 798 00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:36,905 Please don't shoot. 799 00:16:36,946 --> 00:16:38,907 Oh, my God. 800 00:16:38,948 --> 00:16:40,575 It happened again. 801 00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:42,952 Only this guy's 802 00:16:40,617 --> 00:16:42,952 sitting on a toilet 803 00:16:42,994 --> 00:16:44,162 instead of a wheelchair. 804 00:16:44,204 --> 00:16:45,747 That's even more dumb. 805 00:16:45,788 --> 00:16:46,998 Here, here, Terry. 806 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,833 Move in closer so I can 807 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:48,833 get you in the photo. 808 00:16:51,044 --> 00:16:52,128 What up, Jake? 809 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:53,338 Why are these dicks 810 00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:53,338 out of their cage? 811 00:16:53,379 --> 00:16:54,464 I stayed up all night 812 00:16:54,505 --> 00:16:55,590 working on your case, 813 00:16:55,632 --> 00:16:57,425 and Hans, John, and Nakatomi 814 00:16:57,467 --> 00:16:58,760 made for great company. 815 00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:00,094 I gave them all 816 00:16:58,801 --> 00:17:00,094 "Die Hard" names. 817 00:17:00,136 --> 00:17:02,680 I don't understand why 818 00:17:00,136 --> 00:17:02,680 you wasted another night 819 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,807 on a case no one's 820 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:04,807 ever gonna solve. 821 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,517 Sarge, I am way too 822 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:06,517 sleep-deprived 823 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,061 to deal with your 824 00:17:06,559 --> 00:17:08,061 negativity right now. 825 00:17:08,102 --> 00:17:09,812 Let me show you what I did. 826 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,231 I started off by making a map 827 00:17:11,272 --> 00:17:13,816 of all of the burglaries that 828 00:17:11,272 --> 00:17:13,816 have gone down in Brooklyn 829 00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:16,110 since 1996 to see 830 00:17:13,858 --> 00:17:16,110 if there was a pattern. 831 00:17:16,152 --> 00:17:19,280 That led me to this. 832 00:17:19,322 --> 00:17:21,200 There is so much crime 833 00:17:19,322 --> 00:17:21,200 in New York. 834 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:22,909 No one should live here. 835 00:17:22,951 --> 00:17:25,204 Anyways, I tripped out 836 00:17:22,951 --> 00:17:25,204 on that for a couple hours, 837 00:17:25,245 --> 00:17:26,704 but I got cheered up 838 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,039 after a took a picture 839 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,039 of the kitties 840 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,249 messing around in 841 00:17:28,081 --> 00:17:29,249 my little hoodie. 842 00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:30,458 I'll show it to you later. 843 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,960 So basically, you wasted 844 00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,960 a whole night. 845 00:17:32,001 --> 00:17:33,253 No, no, no, my friend. 846 00:17:33,294 --> 00:17:35,380 No, no, no, 'cause then 847 00:17:33,294 --> 00:17:35,380 I dove back into your file 848 00:17:35,421 --> 00:17:38,091 and found this. 849 00:17:38,132 --> 00:17:40,176 Cool, the low point 850 00:17:38,132 --> 00:17:40,176 of my entire life. 851 00:17:40,219 --> 00:17:42,804 Sarge, this photo 852 00:17:40,219 --> 00:17:42,804 was taken in 1996. 853 00:17:42,845 --> 00:17:44,555 You told me your guy 854 00:17:42,845 --> 00:17:44,555 broke his spine 855 00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:47,183 two years before that, so '94. 856 00:17:47,226 --> 00:17:48,142 Check out his sneakers. 857 00:17:50,229 --> 00:17:51,396 '95 Jordans. 858 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,648 They came out a year 859 00:17:51,437 --> 00:17:53,648 after the accident. 860 00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:55,900 Look at the soles. 861 00:17:55,942 --> 00:17:56,901 They're all muddy. 862 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:57,944 Which means... 863 00:17:57,986 --> 00:18:00,321 That son of a bitch can walk! 864 00:18:00,363 --> 00:18:02,115 - Bingo. 865 00:18:00,363 --> 00:18:02,115 - Let's go! 866 00:18:02,156 --> 00:18:04,575 All right. 867 00:18:02,156 --> 00:18:04,575 Cat squad, assemble! 868 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,577 - Leave the cats. 869 00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,577 - Okay. 870 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,162 Santiago, Diaz, I wanted 871 00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:08,162 to talk to you 872 00:18:08,205 --> 00:18:09,372 about our performance 873 00:18:08,205 --> 00:18:09,372 in yesterday's 874 00:18:09,414 --> 00:18:10,790 bomb defusing course. 875 00:18:10,832 --> 00:18:12,000 We know, sir. 876 00:18:10,832 --> 00:18:12,000 You won. 877 00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:14,419 No, the three of us 878 00:18:12,041 --> 00:18:14,419 all failed. 879 00:18:14,460 --> 00:18:15,878 Apparently our instructor felt 880 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,423 we didn't take it 881 00:18:15,920 --> 00:18:18,423 seriously enough. 882 00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,133 But Hitchcock 883 00:18:18,464 --> 00:18:20,133 and Scully passed. 884 00:18:20,174 --> 00:18:21,342 What? 885 00:18:21,384 --> 00:18:23,262 How did they defuse bombs 886 00:18:21,384 --> 00:18:23,262 better than we did? 887 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,388 - Those were bombs? 888 00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:25,388 - Unbelievable. 889 00:18:25,430 --> 00:18:27,140 It's a low moment for us all. 890 00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:29,058 I think the lesson here is 891 00:18:27,181 --> 00:18:29,058 that we should not allow 892 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:32,186 our competitiveness to interfere 893 00:18:29,100 --> 00:18:32,186 with the sanctity of our job. 894 00:18:32,229 --> 00:18:33,896 Totally agree, sir. 895 00:18:33,938 --> 00:18:35,148 However, 896 00:18:35,189 --> 00:18:37,775 there is a precision driving 897 00:18:35,189 --> 00:18:37,775 class next weekend. 898 00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:42,780 Fastest one around 899 00:18:41,529 --> 00:18:42,780 the track wins. 900 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,115 It's on. 901 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:47,202 I'm gonna run you both 902 00:18:44,157 --> 00:18:47,202 off the road into a wall. 903 00:18:47,244 --> 00:18:48,661 I'm gonna kill you. 904 00:18:48,703 --> 00:18:50,371 Oh, my. 905 00:18:50,413 --> 00:18:51,998 Hey, Chuck. 906 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,541 Will you bring these to 907 00:18:52,040 --> 00:18:53,541 the dry cleaner for me? 908 00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:56,336 Tell them the red stains are 909 00:18:53,583 --> 00:18:56,336 blood and the brown stains are... 910 00:18:56,377 --> 00:18:57,628 uh, let's say blood. 911 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:58,880 Well, sure. 912 00:18:58,921 --> 00:19:00,215 Don't even bother 913 00:18:58,921 --> 00:19:00,215 putting them in a bag. 914 00:19:00,257 --> 00:19:01,883 I'll just carry them in my arms. 915 00:19:01,924 --> 00:19:03,176 Hey. 916 00:19:03,218 --> 00:19:04,552 Beard-o. 917 00:19:04,594 --> 00:19:07,347 It's time for you to get out 918 00:19:04,594 --> 00:19:07,347 of Charles's house today. 919 00:19:07,388 --> 00:19:08,639 Hang on, ma'am. 920 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:09,974 You don't tell me 921 00:19:08,681 --> 00:19:09,974 what to do. 922 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,227 Uh, that's where 923 00:19:10,016 --> 00:19:12,227 you're wrong, baby girl. 924 00:19:12,269 --> 00:19:13,644 I run this precinct. 925 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,480 Watch this. 926 00:19:13,686 --> 00:19:15,480 Scully! 927 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,565 - Go to sleep. 928 00:19:15,521 --> 00:19:17,565 - Okay. 929 00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:18,858 You think you can 930 00:19:17,607 --> 00:19:18,858 intimidate me? 931 00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:20,109 Yeah. 932 00:19:20,151 --> 00:19:21,278 When I was undercover, 933 00:19:20,151 --> 00:19:21,278 Jimmy "The Butcher" 934 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,487 cut off my little toe 935 00:19:21,320 --> 00:19:22,487 with garden shears 936 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,781 and made me eat it 937 00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,781 as a loyalty test. 938 00:19:24,822 --> 00:19:26,449 I've been through hell. 939 00:19:26,491 --> 00:19:27,867 Big deal. 940 00:19:27,909 --> 00:19:30,828 I worked an a sunglass kiosk 941 00:19:27,909 --> 00:19:30,828 at the mall for four years. 942 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,290 So not only have I 943 00:19:30,870 --> 00:19:33,290 been through hell, 944 00:19:33,332 --> 00:19:35,292 I was assistant manager there. 945 00:19:35,334 --> 00:19:36,417 Hmm. 946 00:19:36,459 --> 00:19:38,002 You're gonna get out 947 00:19:36,459 --> 00:19:38,002 of Chuckie's house. 948 00:19:38,044 --> 00:19:39,420 And what's more, 949 00:19:39,462 --> 00:19:41,298 you're gonna pay him rent 950 00:19:39,462 --> 00:19:41,298 for the night you spent there. 951 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,094 - Fine. 952 00:19:44,384 --> 00:19:46,094 - One more thing, babe. 953 00:19:46,135 --> 00:19:48,263 You're gonna thank us both 954 00:19:46,135 --> 00:19:48,263 right now. 955 00:19:50,848 --> 00:19:53,227 - Thank you. 956 00:19:50,848 --> 00:19:53,227 - You're welcome. 957 00:19:53,268 --> 00:19:54,311 Thank you. 958 00:19:54,353 --> 00:19:55,354 You're welcome. 959 00:19:59,524 --> 00:20:01,318 - That was amazing. 960 00:19:59,524 --> 00:20:01,318 - Told you. 961 00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,320 He just needed to be alpha'd. 962 00:20:03,362 --> 00:20:05,655 Is that what happened, 963 00:20:03,362 --> 00:20:05,655 or did I just beta you 964 00:20:05,696 --> 00:20:08,200 into protecting me? 965 00:20:08,242 --> 00:20:10,369 No. No. 966 00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:12,204 That's not what happened. 967 00:20:12,246 --> 00:20:14,455 This is not your victory. 968 00:20:14,497 --> 00:20:15,456 Sure. 969 00:20:15,498 --> 00:20:17,292 Oh, my God. 970 00:20:20,337 --> 00:20:21,546 Hey, there. 971 00:20:21,587 --> 00:20:23,089 Remember me? 972 00:20:25,466 --> 00:20:27,969 So this is weird. 973 00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:29,554 Oh, no, you don't, 974 00:20:28,010 --> 00:20:29,554 circus trash. 975 00:20:29,595 --> 00:20:31,348 Argh! 976 00:20:31,390 --> 00:20:32,473 I knew it! 977 00:20:32,515 --> 00:20:33,975 You could walk the whole time! 978 00:20:34,016 --> 00:20:35,852 I was right about 979 00:20:34,016 --> 00:20:35,852 the cat accomplice too, huh? 980 00:20:35,893 --> 00:20:37,145 Now where's the cat? 981 00:20:37,186 --> 00:20:39,105 Been 20 years, Sarge. 982 00:20:37,186 --> 00:20:39,105 Cat's probably dead. 983 00:20:39,147 --> 00:20:41,858 I'm still bringing him in! 984 00:20:41,899 --> 00:20:43,985 Well, Sarge, you did it. 985 00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:45,653 Now how should we rub 986 00:20:44,026 --> 00:20:45,653 your sweet victory 987 00:20:45,695 --> 00:20:47,406 in the 6-5's dumb faces? 988 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,614 We could send them 989 00:20:47,447 --> 00:20:48,614 a box of rats, 990 00:20:48,656 --> 00:20:50,074 'cause they're rats. 991 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:53,203 Or we could drop water balloons 992 00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:53,203 on their cars. 993 00:20:53,245 --> 00:20:54,413 You know what? 994 00:20:54,454 --> 00:20:55,455 I'm good. 995 00:20:55,496 --> 00:20:56,456 I don't think we should do that. 996 00:20:56,497 --> 00:20:57,665 Really? 997 00:20:56,497 --> 00:20:57,665 Any of it? 998 00:20:57,707 --> 00:20:59,750 Yeah, after everything 999 00:20:57,707 --> 00:20:59,750 you did for me... 1000 00:20:59,792 --> 00:21:01,253 encouraging me, 1001 00:21:01,295 --> 00:21:02,503 going out on that ledge 1002 00:21:01,295 --> 00:21:02,503 even though 1003 00:21:02,545 --> 00:21:03,671 you were scared to tears... 1004 00:21:03,713 --> 00:21:04,714 There was an air conditioner 1005 00:21:03,713 --> 00:21:04,714 above us. 1006 00:21:04,755 --> 00:21:05,882 It was dripping water 1007 00:21:04,755 --> 00:21:05,882 on my eyes. 1008 00:21:05,923 --> 00:21:07,091 We've been over this. 1009 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,968 You stayed up all night 1010 00:21:07,133 --> 00:21:08,968 to solve the case. 1011 00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:11,263 It just reminded me that 1012 00:21:09,010 --> 00:21:11,263 I have people in my life 1013 00:21:11,305 --> 00:21:12,472 who cared about me. 1014 00:21:12,513 --> 00:21:14,308 I don't know why I'm 1015 00:21:12,513 --> 00:21:14,308 spending so much time 1016 00:21:14,349 --> 00:21:15,975 trying to prove things 1017 00:21:14,349 --> 00:21:15,975 to people who don't. 1018 00:21:16,017 --> 00:21:18,019 I guess you're a big man 1019 00:21:16,017 --> 00:21:18,019 in more ways than one. 1020 00:21:19,229 --> 00:21:20,813 Which I probably 1021 00:21:19,229 --> 00:21:20,813 should have anticipated, 1022 00:21:20,855 --> 00:21:23,024 but did not. 1023 00:21:23,065 --> 00:21:24,650 - What'd you do, Jake? 1024 00:21:23,065 --> 00:21:24,650 - Rats... I did the rats. 1025 00:21:24,692 --> 00:21:25,526 I couldn't wait. 1026 00:21:25,568 --> 00:21:28,029 Enjoy the rats, you rats. 1027 00:21:28,070 --> 00:21:29,614 Oh, my God! 1028 00:21:29,655 --> 00:21:31,408 Oh, no, one's coming for me! 1029 00:21:32,700 --> 00:21:33,784 Not a doctor.