1 00:00:02,111 --> 00:00:03,487 Listen up, everyone. 2 00:00:03,528 --> 00:00:05,528 While Captain Holt's out of town 3 00:00:03,528 --> 00:00:05,528 at his conference, 4 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:07,904 I'm in charge, 5 00:00:05,570 --> 00:00:07,904 which means, Jake, 6 00:00:07,945 --> 00:00:09,528 I order you to throw out 7 00:00:07,945 --> 00:00:09,528 that gingerbread house. 8 00:00:09,570 --> 00:00:11,111 It's from Christmas. 9 00:00:09,570 --> 00:00:11,111 Fine 10 00:00:11,153 --> 00:00:13,278 But you're gonna be leaving 11 00:00:11,153 --> 00:00:13,278 a lot of ants with no home. 12 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,904 Check it out, losers. 13 00:00:13,320 --> 00:00:16,904 Guess who got their dealer! 14 00:00:16,945 --> 00:00:18,403 Nice! 15 00:00:16,945 --> 00:00:18,403 How'd it go down? 16 00:00:18,445 --> 00:00:19,904 We chased him 17 00:00:18,445 --> 00:00:19,904 through a subway tunnel, 18 00:00:19,945 --> 00:00:22,236 back up through the storm drain, 19 00:00:19,945 --> 00:00:22,236 Adrian and I got engaged, 20 00:00:22,278 --> 00:00:26,153 and then we busted him with a 21 00:00:22,278 --> 00:00:26,153 half kilo of coke in his sock. 22 00:00:26,195 --> 00:00:27,653 Wait, wait, wait. 23 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,528 What'd you just say? 24 00:00:27,695 --> 00:00:29,528 It was in his sock. 25 00:00:29,570 --> 00:00:33,029 These dummies, they never think 26 00:00:29,570 --> 00:00:33,029 we're gonna check their socks. 27 00:00:33,070 --> 00:00:35,820 No, before that, weirdo. 28 00:00:33,070 --> 00:00:35,820 The getting engaged part? 29 00:00:35,862 --> 00:00:36,945 Oh, yeah. 30 00:00:35,862 --> 00:00:36,945 We got engaged. 31 00:00:36,987 --> 00:00:38,403 Engaged engaged? 32 00:00:36,987 --> 00:00:38,403 Yeah. 33 00:00:38,445 --> 00:00:39,862 As in, to be wed? 34 00:00:38,445 --> 00:00:39,862 Yeah. 35 00:00:39,904 --> 00:00:41,195 Seriously? 36 00:00:39,904 --> 00:00:41,195 Yeah. 37 00:00:41,236 --> 00:00:43,070 Amazing! 38 00:00:41,236 --> 00:00:43,070 We wants deets. 39 00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:45,153 Tell us everything! 40 00:00:45,195 --> 00:00:46,445 I don't want to toot 41 00:00:45,195 --> 00:00:46,445 my own horn or anything, 42 00:00:46,487 --> 00:00:49,236 but it was super romantic. 43 00:00:53,445 --> 00:00:55,070 You follow. 44 00:00:53,445 --> 00:00:55,070 I'll cut him off in the alley. 45 00:00:55,111 --> 00:00:56,403 Okay, wait. 46 00:00:55,111 --> 00:00:56,403 You want to get married? 47 00:00:56,445 --> 00:00:57,528 Yep. 48 00:01:18,153 --> 00:01:20,820 Jake, can I talk to you about 49 00:01:18,153 --> 00:01:20,820 my wedding for a second? 50 00:01:20,862 --> 00:01:22,195 Need help choosing a dress? 51 00:01:22,236 --> 00:01:24,111 Big puffy bow in the back, 52 00:01:22,236 --> 00:01:24,111 can't go wrong. 53 00:01:24,153 --> 00:01:25,487 No to all of that. 54 00:01:25,528 --> 00:01:27,070 Look, Adrian is about to ask you 55 00:01:25,528 --> 00:01:27,070 to be his best man. 56 00:01:27,111 --> 00:01:29,487 I need you to say yes 57 00:01:27,111 --> 00:01:29,487 and I need you to act surprised. 58 00:01:29,528 --> 00:01:32,111 No problem. 59 00:01:29,528 --> 00:01:32,111 Check this out. 60 00:01:32,153 --> 00:01:35,945 What? What? 61 00:01:35,987 --> 00:01:37,653 Best... best man? 62 00:01:37,695 --> 00:01:39,153 All right, I'll work on it. 63 00:01:37,695 --> 00:01:39,153 Okay. 64 00:01:39,195 --> 00:01:41,153 Sarge does not approve 65 00:01:39,195 --> 00:01:41,153 of the wedding, 66 00:01:41,195 --> 00:01:42,737 and honestly, 67 00:01:41,195 --> 00:01:42,737 it is killing me. 68 00:01:42,779 --> 00:01:44,153 I'm sure you're just 69 00:01:42,779 --> 00:01:44,153 reading into it. 70 00:01:44,195 --> 00:01:45,361 No. 71 00:01:45,403 --> 00:01:46,403 What are you doing? 72 00:01:46,445 --> 00:01:47,862 Pimento is nuts! 73 00:01:47,904 --> 00:01:49,945 Ah, so not 74 00:01:47,904 --> 00:01:49,945 reading into it at all. 75 00:01:49,987 --> 00:01:51,862 He thinks we're rushing 76 00:01:49,987 --> 00:01:51,862 into things, but we're not. 77 00:01:51,904 --> 00:01:53,153 I love Adrian. 78 00:01:53,195 --> 00:01:55,195 Every time I see him, 79 00:01:53,195 --> 00:01:55,195 my heart just explodes. 80 00:01:55,236 --> 00:01:57,320 Wow, that's, like, some 81 00:01:55,236 --> 00:01:57,320 Lionel Ritchie-grade love stuff. 82 00:01:57,361 --> 00:01:58,945 Anyway, I think Sarge 83 00:01:57,361 --> 00:01:58,945 would like him 84 00:01:58,987 --> 00:02:00,945 if he actually got to know him, 85 00:01:58,987 --> 00:02:00,945 so during the bachelor party, 86 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:02,987 I need you to show him 87 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:02,987 the real Adrian. 88 00:02:03,029 --> 00:02:04,779 Rosa Diaz, I promise you this. 89 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:06,361 I will make sure 90 00:02:04,820 --> 00:02:06,361 Sarge loves him. 91 00:02:06,403 --> 00:02:08,153 Great. 92 00:02:06,403 --> 00:02:08,153 Crap, here comes Adrian. 93 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:09,528 You never saw me. 94 00:02:08,195 --> 00:02:09,528 All right. 95 00:02:09,570 --> 00:02:10,945 Act surprised. 96 00:02:10,987 --> 00:02:13,361 Hey, Jake, come here. 97 00:02:10,987 --> 00:02:13,361 I got a question for you. 98 00:02:13,403 --> 00:02:15,236 Sure. 99 00:02:15,278 --> 00:02:16,737 Oh, that's very close 100 00:02:15,278 --> 00:02:16,737 for a question. 101 00:02:16,779 --> 00:02:21,570 Jake Peralta, will you do me 102 00:02:16,779 --> 00:02:21,570 the honor of being my best man? 103 00:02:21,612 --> 00:02:23,070 Best man? 104 00:02:23,111 --> 00:02:25,904 Adrian, this is all so sudden! 105 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:27,236 Rosa told you? 106 00:02:25,945 --> 00:02:27,236 Yeah. 107 00:02:27,278 --> 00:02:29,278 But I would be honored. 108 00:02:27,278 --> 00:02:29,278 Thank God. 109 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,945 I'm gonna kiss you now. 110 00:02:29,320 --> 00:02:30,945 Oh, you don't have to. 111 00:02:30,987 --> 00:02:32,862 Already did it. 112 00:02:30,987 --> 00:02:32,862 That seals it. 113 00:02:32,904 --> 00:02:34,612 So who you thinking about 114 00:02:32,904 --> 00:02:34,612 inviting to the bachelor party? 115 00:02:34,653 --> 00:02:38,153 Maybe, like, Terry, 116 00:02:34,653 --> 00:02:38,153 or, I don't know, Terry's great. 117 00:02:38,195 --> 00:02:40,904 Or probably Terry is available, 118 00:02:38,195 --> 00:02:40,904 we could ask him. 119 00:02:40,945 --> 00:02:42,320 Sure, nah, I was thinking 120 00:02:40,945 --> 00:02:42,320 all the guys from work. 121 00:02:42,361 --> 00:02:44,570 Except Chuck. 122 00:02:42,361 --> 00:02:44,570 Rosa called dibs on him. 123 00:02:44,612 --> 00:02:48,195 Maid of honor? 124 00:02:44,612 --> 00:02:48,195 Yes, a million times, yes! 125 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:50,029 It would be an honor. 126 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:52,653 Oh, my God, 127 00:02:50,070 --> 00:02:52,653 that's why they call it that. 128 00:02:52,695 --> 00:02:55,111 Great, but I specifically 129 00:02:52,695 --> 00:02:55,111 said, "co-maid-of-honor," 130 00:02:55,153 --> 00:02:58,987 because I am also asking 131 00:02:55,153 --> 00:02:58,987 Amy and Gina. 132 00:02:59,029 --> 00:03:00,236 I guess that's okay, 133 00:03:00,278 --> 00:03:02,236 if you want to water down 134 00:03:00,278 --> 00:03:02,236 your Charles Boyle 135 00:03:02,278 --> 00:03:03,695 with a couple of ice cubes. 136 00:03:03,737 --> 00:03:06,278 Count me in as long 137 00:03:03,737 --> 00:03:06,278 as I get eight plus-ones. 138 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,862 Guys, focus. 139 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:08,862 We need to start planning. 140 00:03:08,904 --> 00:03:10,111 So when's the wedding? 141 00:03:10,153 --> 00:03:12,195 Next summer, 142 00:03:10,153 --> 00:03:12,195 next fall, next winter? 143 00:03:12,236 --> 00:03:13,195 Next week. 144 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,445 Next what? 145 00:03:13,236 --> 00:03:14,445 Next week? 146 00:03:14,487 --> 00:03:16,111 That is not enough time 147 00:03:14,487 --> 00:03:16,111 to plan a bridal shower, 148 00:03:16,153 --> 00:03:17,361 an engagement brunch, 149 00:03:17,403 --> 00:03:19,862 a papier-mâché sculpture 150 00:03:17,403 --> 00:03:19,862 of you two kissing. 151 00:03:19,904 --> 00:03:21,111 Don't worry about that stuff. 152 00:03:21,153 --> 00:03:23,945 The one dumb wedding thing 153 00:03:21,153 --> 00:03:23,945 I've always wanted 154 00:03:23,987 --> 00:03:25,153 was a bachelorette party. 155 00:03:25,195 --> 00:03:26,737 Ah, so, cool, cool, cool. 156 00:03:26,779 --> 00:03:29,320 All the pressure's on that one 157 00:03:26,779 --> 00:03:29,320 event, cool, cool, very cool. 158 00:03:29,361 --> 00:03:31,653 Super excited 159 00:03:29,361 --> 00:03:31,653 for the big night. 160 00:03:31,695 --> 00:03:33,445 Well, I'm happy she's excited. 161 00:03:33,487 --> 00:03:36,111 I'm not sleeping 162 00:03:33,487 --> 00:03:36,111 for the next 24 hours. 163 00:03:36,153 --> 00:03:39,111 Amen, sister. 164 00:03:36,153 --> 00:03:39,111 Amen. 165 00:03:39,153 --> 00:03:40,361 All right, gents, 166 00:03:40,403 --> 00:03:42,487 Pimento's bachelor party 167 00:03:40,403 --> 00:03:42,487 is tomorrow night. 168 00:03:42,528 --> 00:03:43,945 I've gotten us a party bus, 169 00:03:43,987 --> 00:03:46,403 reservations 170 00:03:43,987 --> 00:03:46,403 at a delightful steakhouse, 171 00:03:46,445 --> 00:03:50,195 and a DVD copy of "American 172 00:03:46,445 --> 00:03:50,195 Beauty" to watch at midnight. 173 00:03:50,236 --> 00:03:52,029 That last thing 174 00:03:50,236 --> 00:03:52,029 was his only request. 175 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:53,236 I'm not sure 176 00:03:52,070 --> 00:03:53,236 if it's his favorite movie 177 00:03:53,278 --> 00:03:54,695 or if he's just never seen it. 178 00:03:54,737 --> 00:03:56,653 I'm surprised he didn't 179 00:03:54,737 --> 00:03:56,653 want us all to get drunk 180 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,111 and slash each other 181 00:03:56,695 --> 00:03:58,111 with machetes. 182 00:03:58,153 --> 00:04:00,236 He's not exactly stable. 183 00:04:00,278 --> 00:04:02,570 Die, bug! 184 00:04:02,612 --> 00:04:06,737 Oh, no, he's dead. 185 00:04:02,612 --> 00:04:06,737 Oh, what have I done? 186 00:04:06,779 --> 00:04:08,070 That was 18 days ago. 187 00:04:08,111 --> 00:04:09,528 He's getting saner 188 00:04:08,111 --> 00:04:09,528 by the minute. 189 00:04:09,570 --> 00:04:11,445 In a month, he'll basically 190 00:04:09,570 --> 00:04:11,445 just be Frasier. 191 00:04:11,487 --> 00:04:13,195 Don't use Frasier's name 192 00:04:11,487 --> 00:04:13,195 in vain. 193 00:04:13,236 --> 00:04:14,570 Copy that. 194 00:04:13,236 --> 00:04:14,570 Yeah, Sarge. 195 00:04:14,612 --> 00:04:16,278 If Jake wants to pay for us 196 00:04:14,612 --> 00:04:16,278 to have a fun night out, 197 00:04:16,320 --> 00:04:17,612 let's not stop him. 198 00:04:17,653 --> 00:04:19,070 I'm not paying for it. 199 00:04:17,653 --> 00:04:19,070 We're splitting it. 200 00:04:19,111 --> 00:04:20,737 Well, then, I'm with Terry. 201 00:04:19,111 --> 00:04:20,737 This wedding's a sham. 202 00:04:20,779 --> 00:04:22,111 I'm looking out for Rosa, 203 00:04:22,153 --> 00:04:24,278 like I'd look out for 204 00:04:22,153 --> 00:04:24,278 anyone in my squad. 205 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,361 I get it, but you're 206 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:25,361 just saying that 207 00:04:25,403 --> 00:04:27,070 'cause you don't know 208 00:04:25,403 --> 00:04:27,070 the real Adrian. 209 00:04:27,111 --> 00:04:29,070 And this bachelor party 210 00:04:27,111 --> 00:04:29,070 is gonna change all that. 211 00:04:29,111 --> 00:04:31,236 We're gonna eat steaks, 212 00:04:29,111 --> 00:04:31,236 we're gonna smoke cigars. 213 00:04:31,278 --> 00:04:32,528 We're gonna look 214 00:04:31,278 --> 00:04:32,528 at naked ladies. 215 00:04:32,570 --> 00:04:34,320 No, Hitchcock, 216 00:04:32,570 --> 00:04:34,320 we're keeping it classy. 217 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,945 Right, just their boobs. 218 00:04:34,361 --> 00:04:36,945 No, no boobs. 219 00:04:36,987 --> 00:04:39,361 Look, Sarge, Rosa loves him. 220 00:04:39,403 --> 00:04:41,111 Will you at least promise me 221 00:04:39,403 --> 00:04:41,111 you'll keep an open mind? 222 00:04:41,153 --> 00:04:42,653 Fine, mind open. 223 00:04:42,695 --> 00:04:43,945 But for the record, 224 00:04:43,987 --> 00:04:45,153 I think they're making 225 00:04:43,987 --> 00:04:45,153 a mistake, 226 00:04:45,195 --> 00:04:47,320 and this whole thing 227 00:04:45,195 --> 00:04:47,320 is gonna blow up. 228 00:04:47,361 --> 00:04:50,195 Fun attitude. 229 00:04:47,361 --> 00:04:50,195 Save it for the party bus. 230 00:04:50,236 --> 00:04:53,862 Rosa, we could really use your 231 00:04:50,236 --> 00:04:53,862 input on the bachelorette party. 232 00:04:53,904 --> 00:04:57,528 See, we all have different ideas 233 00:04:53,904 --> 00:04:57,528 and no one is compromising. 234 00:04:57,570 --> 00:05:00,945 I would compromise, 235 00:04:57,570 --> 00:05:00,945 but I refuse to not do mine. 236 00:05:00,987 --> 00:05:03,153 Whose idea is best? 237 00:05:00,987 --> 00:05:03,153 Excellent question. 238 00:05:03,195 --> 00:05:07,111 Here's a rundown of mine, the 239 00:05:03,195 --> 00:05:07,111 "elevator pitch," if you will. 240 00:05:07,153 --> 00:05:08,779 Has this ever happened to you? 241 00:05:08,820 --> 00:05:10,029 You show up at 242 00:05:08,820 --> 00:05:10,029 a bachelorette party... 243 00:05:10,070 --> 00:05:11,945 Ding, 244 00:05:10,070 --> 00:05:11,945 the elevator doors closed. 245 00:05:11,987 --> 00:05:14,987 No one can hear you. 246 00:05:11,987 --> 00:05:14,987 We cannot hear you. 247 00:05:15,029 --> 00:05:19,278 Now before I tell you my idea, 248 00:05:15,029 --> 00:05:19,278 are you allergic to dolphins? 249 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,862 Why don't we just do 250 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:20,862 all three parties? 251 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,236 Oh, and then you pick 252 00:05:20,904 --> 00:05:23,236 your favorite at the end. 253 00:05:23,278 --> 00:05:24,445 I.E., mine. 254 00:05:24,487 --> 00:05:26,070 Sounds good. 255 00:05:24,487 --> 00:05:26,070 Sounds great. 256 00:05:26,111 --> 00:05:28,820 May the best maid win. 257 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:31,278 Wow, how cool is this? 258 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,820 A TV on a bus? 259 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,820 I never thought I'd see that. 260 00:05:33,862 --> 00:05:35,070 Where's the groom already? 261 00:05:35,111 --> 00:05:37,153 Who doesn't show up on time 262 00:05:35,111 --> 00:05:37,153 for their own party? 263 00:05:37,195 --> 00:05:38,320 You mean, besides Gina? 264 00:05:38,361 --> 00:05:40,862 Every year without fail. 265 00:05:38,361 --> 00:05:40,862 Yeah. 266 00:05:40,904 --> 00:05:43,153 Look, you said you'd keep 267 00:05:40,904 --> 00:05:43,153 an open mind for Pimento. 268 00:05:43,195 --> 00:05:44,445 He'll show. 269 00:05:43,195 --> 00:05:44,445 Just give him a shot. 270 00:05:44,487 --> 00:05:45,862 Is everybody comfortable 271 00:05:44,487 --> 00:05:45,862 back there? 272 00:05:45,904 --> 00:05:47,737 Does anybody need any... 273 00:05:45,904 --> 00:05:47,737 aah! 274 00:05:47,779 --> 00:05:49,070 Sir, are you okay? 275 00:05:49,111 --> 00:05:50,487 Hello? 276 00:05:50,528 --> 00:05:52,153 We need to go now! 277 00:05:52,195 --> 00:05:54,236 Okay, just keep 278 00:05:52,195 --> 00:05:54,236 that mind open. 279 00:05:54,278 --> 00:05:57,236 I'm sure there's a perfectly 280 00:05:54,278 --> 00:05:57,236 stable explanation for this. 281 00:05:57,278 --> 00:05:58,820 Someone's trying to kill me! 282 00:05:58,862 --> 00:06:01,236 Mind closed, Jake! 283 00:05:58,862 --> 00:06:01,236 Mind closed. 284 00:06:02,945 --> 00:06:04,236 Yep. 285 00:06:12,945 --> 00:06:14,111 Look, I know you're upset 286 00:06:14,153 --> 00:06:15,904 because Pimento seems 287 00:06:14,153 --> 00:06:15,904 a little amped up... 288 00:06:15,945 --> 00:06:17,904 We were going 90 289 00:06:15,945 --> 00:06:17,904 with the headlights off! 290 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:20,195 But please just give him 291 00:06:17,945 --> 00:06:20,195 a chance to explain 292 00:06:20,236 --> 00:06:23,195 before getting all angry 293 00:06:20,236 --> 00:06:23,195 and yelling, "Hey, man!" 294 00:06:23,236 --> 00:06:25,862 Hey, man! 295 00:06:23,236 --> 00:06:25,862 What the hell were you doing? 296 00:06:25,904 --> 00:06:28,070 Great, Sarge, can I just talk 297 00:06:25,904 --> 00:06:28,070 to you outside for one moment? 298 00:06:28,111 --> 00:06:30,029 BRB. BRB. 299 00:06:28,111 --> 00:06:30,029 BRB. 300 00:06:30,070 --> 00:06:31,695 Sarge, he's a good cop. 301 00:06:31,737 --> 00:06:34,029 IF you ask him in a supportive, 302 00:06:31,737 --> 00:06:34,029 non-confrontational manner, 303 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:36,070 he'll give you 304 00:06:34,070 --> 00:06:36,070 a calm, logical answer. 305 00:06:36,111 --> 00:06:38,029 Fine. 306 00:06:38,070 --> 00:06:39,153 Why do you want to know? 307 00:06:39,195 --> 00:06:40,779 Who are you working for? 308 00:06:40,820 --> 00:06:43,070 I will cut you, little man. 309 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,487 Cool. 310 00:06:43,111 --> 00:06:44,487 Hey, uh, Adrian? 311 00:06:44,528 --> 00:06:45,904 Can I borrow you for one sec? 312 00:06:45,945 --> 00:06:47,737 Look, we're all on your side 313 00:06:45,945 --> 00:06:47,737 here, Pimento. 314 00:06:47,779 --> 00:06:50,153 We all want to believe that 315 00:06:47,779 --> 00:06:50,153 you're about to be murdered. 316 00:06:50,195 --> 00:06:51,236 Thanks, man. 317 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:52,445 But you gotta lay out 318 00:06:51,278 --> 00:06:52,445 some facts 319 00:06:52,487 --> 00:06:54,236 and you gotta do it calmly. 320 00:06:54,278 --> 00:06:56,070 Okay, here's 321 00:06:54,278 --> 00:06:56,070 everything I know. 322 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:57,987 It all started... 323 00:06:56,111 --> 00:06:57,987 Jake, a word, please. 324 00:06:58,029 --> 00:06:59,278 What? 325 00:06:58,029 --> 00:06:59,278 I don't know. 326 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,987 Everybody else 327 00:06:59,320 --> 00:07:00,987 got to go outside. 328 00:07:01,029 --> 00:07:02,612 Get back on the bus! 329 00:07:02,653 --> 00:07:04,653 Sorry. 330 00:07:02,653 --> 00:07:04,653 Adrian, you were saying? 331 00:07:04,695 --> 00:07:06,403 Someone's been following me 332 00:07:04,695 --> 00:07:06,403 for two days. 333 00:07:06,445 --> 00:07:09,153 White guy, svelte, 334 00:07:06,445 --> 00:07:09,153 thick brown hair, 335 00:07:09,195 --> 00:07:11,570 piercing blue eyes. 336 00:07:11,612 --> 00:07:13,029 I don't know, 337 00:07:11,612 --> 00:07:13,029 I guess you'd consider him 338 00:07:13,070 --> 00:07:14,904 classically handsome. 339 00:07:14,945 --> 00:07:16,153 Is that weird to say? 340 00:07:14,945 --> 00:07:16,153 No. 341 00:07:16,195 --> 00:07:18,029 I mean, is it? 342 00:07:16,195 --> 00:07:18,029 No, I don't think so. 343 00:07:18,111 --> 00:07:21,236 Anyway, this morning I turned 344 00:07:18,111 --> 00:07:21,236 the tables, followed him home. 345 00:07:21,278 --> 00:07:23,737 We need to go there now, 346 00:07:21,278 --> 00:07:23,737 so we can get the drop on him. 347 00:07:23,779 --> 00:07:26,361 Smart, sane, rational. 348 00:07:23,779 --> 00:07:26,361 Sarge, what do you think? 349 00:07:26,403 --> 00:07:28,195 Fine, we can go. 350 00:07:28,236 --> 00:07:30,195 But only to prove 351 00:07:28,236 --> 00:07:30,195 he's making this all up. 352 00:07:30,236 --> 00:07:31,403 Okay, okay. 353 00:07:31,445 --> 00:07:33,111 The important thing is, 354 00:07:31,445 --> 00:07:33,111 you agreed we can go 355 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,195 and you and Pimento 356 00:07:33,153 --> 00:07:34,195 are best friends now. 357 00:07:34,236 --> 00:07:35,070 Let's do it! 358 00:07:36,278 --> 00:07:38,236 All right, who's up first? 359 00:07:38,278 --> 00:07:42,195 Party number one will be 360 00:07:38,278 --> 00:07:42,195 brought to you by Gina Linetti. 361 00:07:42,236 --> 00:07:44,195 And good times. 362 00:07:44,236 --> 00:07:46,029 Where exactly 363 00:07:44,236 --> 00:07:46,029 are these good times? 364 00:07:46,070 --> 00:07:47,570 Because so far, 365 00:07:47,612 --> 00:07:49,320 the first six seconds of your 366 00:07:47,612 --> 00:07:49,320 party are a big old snooze. 367 00:07:49,361 --> 00:07:51,779 Tonight we will be attending 368 00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:54,653 my nephew Anthony's 369 00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:54,653 13th birthday party. 370 00:07:54,695 --> 00:07:57,111 Sounds awful. 371 00:07:54,695 --> 00:07:57,111 Teenage boys are the worst. 372 00:07:57,153 --> 00:07:58,904 But shooting them 373 00:07:57,153 --> 00:07:58,904 with paintballs 374 00:07:58,945 --> 00:08:01,653 in the behind is the best, 375 00:08:01,695 --> 00:08:02,904 which is what we're gonna do. 376 00:08:02,945 --> 00:08:04,111 It's a paintball party. 377 00:08:04,153 --> 00:08:06,195 Nice. 378 00:08:04,153 --> 00:08:06,195 Let's go shoot my nephew. 379 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:09,236 Gina, do you have any idea 380 00:08:06,236 --> 00:08:09,236 what you're getting into? 381 00:08:09,278 --> 00:08:11,153 We play in a league. 382 00:08:11,195 --> 00:08:12,695 A league. 383 00:08:12,737 --> 00:08:14,236 Ow! 384 00:08:12,737 --> 00:08:14,236 Oops. 385 00:08:17,111 --> 00:08:19,862 You're all gonna die tonight! 386 00:08:23,153 --> 00:08:24,320 Unleash hell. 387 00:08:24,361 --> 00:08:28,236 Ow, ow, ow! 388 00:08:24,361 --> 00:08:28,236 Ow, ow, ow! 389 00:08:28,278 --> 00:08:30,820 Well, well, well, 390 00:08:28,278 --> 00:08:30,820 guess I nailed it. 391 00:08:30,862 --> 00:08:32,153 Pressure's on, guys. 392 00:08:32,195 --> 00:08:35,445 Good. 393 00:08:32,195 --> 00:08:35,445 Pressure's my jam. 394 00:08:35,487 --> 00:08:37,278 Ow! 395 00:08:35,487 --> 00:08:37,278 I'm engaged! 396 00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:44,029 Okay, now the guy's 397 00:08:41,070 --> 00:08:44,029 in that building right there. 398 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:47,320 If Figgis hired him, 399 00:08:44,070 --> 00:08:47,320 that means he's highly trained, 400 00:08:47,361 --> 00:08:49,445 armed, and very dangerous. 401 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,153 The only problem is, 402 00:08:49,487 --> 00:08:51,153 none of us are packing. 403 00:08:51,195 --> 00:08:52,278 Oh, not a problem. 404 00:08:52,320 --> 00:08:54,111 I've got an arsenal in my pants. 405 00:08:57,737 --> 00:08:58,820 Damn! 406 00:08:58,862 --> 00:09:00,487 Guys, game faces on. 407 00:09:00,528 --> 00:09:02,029 I don't know what's on 408 00:09:00,528 --> 00:09:02,029 the other side of that door, 409 00:09:02,070 --> 00:09:03,737 but I know it's gonna be brutal. 410 00:09:03,779 --> 00:09:05,070 And it's empty. 411 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,612 No one's been in here 412 00:09:05,111 --> 00:09:06,612 for years. 413 00:09:06,653 --> 00:09:09,111 I can't believe I was wrong. 414 00:09:06,653 --> 00:09:09,111 I can. 415 00:09:09,153 --> 00:09:12,153 Okay, look, this was maybe 416 00:09:09,153 --> 00:09:12,153 a weird way to start the night, 417 00:09:12,195 --> 00:09:13,653 but the good news is, 418 00:09:13,695 --> 00:09:16,029 we can still make our dinner 419 00:09:13,695 --> 00:09:16,029 reservation and no one got hurt. 420 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:18,904 Actually, I cut myself 421 00:09:16,070 --> 00:09:18,904 real bad. 422 00:09:18,945 --> 00:09:20,278 Of course you did. 423 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:23,111 Party round two: 424 00:09:20,320 --> 00:09:23,111 the quiz. 425 00:09:23,153 --> 00:09:25,695 Winner gets 426 00:09:23,153 --> 00:09:25,695 a question mark crown. 427 00:09:25,737 --> 00:09:27,029 So cool. 428 00:09:27,070 --> 00:09:30,111 Um, I'll take 429 00:09:27,070 --> 00:09:30,111 Lonely Arts and Crafts for 800. 430 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:33,029 First of all, I've made many 431 00:09:30,153 --> 00:09:33,029 friends through arts and crafts. 432 00:09:33,070 --> 00:09:35,153 And how many of them 433 00:09:33,070 --> 00:09:35,153 are googly eyes? 434 00:09:35,195 --> 00:09:38,111 And secondly, 435 00:09:35,195 --> 00:09:38,111 it's a drinking game. 436 00:09:38,153 --> 00:09:40,528 Get a question wrong, 437 00:09:38,153 --> 00:09:40,528 do a shot. 438 00:09:40,570 --> 00:09:43,070 Oh, and the questions? 439 00:09:40,570 --> 00:09:43,070 They're all about Rosa. 440 00:09:43,111 --> 00:09:44,904 But none of us know 441 00:09:43,111 --> 00:09:44,904 anything about Rosa. 442 00:09:44,945 --> 00:09:47,029 Everyone's about to get 443 00:09:44,945 --> 00:09:47,029 real hammered. 444 00:09:47,070 --> 00:09:48,195 What is my favorite soup? 445 00:09:48,236 --> 00:09:49,779 Chicken noodle. 446 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:51,029 Potato leek. 447 00:09:51,070 --> 00:09:54,779 Corn frickin' noodle. 448 00:09:51,070 --> 00:09:54,779 I mean, chowder, damn it. 449 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:56,029 You're all wrong. 450 00:09:54,820 --> 00:09:56,029 I've never had soup. 451 00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:58,029 Don't bother. 452 00:09:56,070 --> 00:09:58,029 They all suck. 453 00:09:58,070 --> 00:09:59,029 Drink! 454 00:10:00,904 --> 00:10:02,445 Battle axe. 455 00:10:02,487 --> 00:10:04,153 Upper cut. 456 00:10:04,195 --> 00:10:05,111 Disembowelment. 457 00:10:05,153 --> 00:10:06,904 Guys, I was a baby. 458 00:10:06,945 --> 00:10:09,361 My first word was "Da-da." 459 00:10:06,945 --> 00:10:09,361 Drink! 460 00:10:15,862 --> 00:10:19,945 Wrong! 461 00:10:15,862 --> 00:10:19,945 I can totally do a handstand. 462 00:10:19,987 --> 00:10:20,945 Ooh! 463 00:10:21,987 --> 00:10:24,487 Oh! 464 00:10:21,987 --> 00:10:24,487 Told ya. 465 00:10:24,528 --> 00:10:28,029 Good luck following 466 00:10:24,528 --> 00:10:28,029 this party, ya bish. 467 00:10:29,612 --> 00:10:33,320 I'd like to make a toast to 468 00:10:29,612 --> 00:10:33,320 the groom-to-be, Adrian Pimento. 469 00:10:33,361 --> 00:10:35,195 Don't bother, Jake. 470 00:10:33,361 --> 00:10:35,195 Everybody's pissed at me. 471 00:10:35,236 --> 00:10:37,612 No, no, we're not. 472 00:10:35,236 --> 00:10:37,612 We're all supporting you. 473 00:10:37,653 --> 00:10:38,945 We're doing 474 00:10:37,653 --> 00:10:38,945 separate checks, right? 475 00:10:38,987 --> 00:10:40,361 I told you, 476 00:10:38,987 --> 00:10:40,361 we're splitting it. 477 00:10:40,403 --> 00:10:43,612 All right, sure, tonight got off 478 00:10:40,403 --> 00:10:43,612 to a weird, rocky start, 479 00:10:43,653 --> 00:10:46,195 but you know what else got off 480 00:10:43,653 --> 00:10:46,195 to a weird, rocky start? 481 00:10:46,236 --> 00:10:49,029 America, and we all 482 00:10:46,236 --> 00:10:49,029 love America now, right? 483 00:10:49,070 --> 00:10:50,111 Well, it's no Amsterdam. 484 00:10:50,153 --> 00:10:52,153 And you know who else 485 00:10:50,153 --> 00:10:52,153 we also love? 486 00:10:52,195 --> 00:10:53,528 Rosa Diaz. 487 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:54,820 Some of us even love her so much 488 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,862 that it makes us act 489 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:56,862 a little crazy sometimes. 490 00:10:56,904 --> 00:10:58,029 You're talking about me, 491 00:10:56,904 --> 00:10:58,029 right? 492 00:10:58,070 --> 00:10:59,111 Yeah! 493 00:10:59,153 --> 00:11:01,070 Ah, I would kill all of you 494 00:10:59,153 --> 00:11:01,070 for her. 495 00:11:01,111 --> 00:11:03,111 That's sweet. 496 00:11:01,111 --> 00:11:03,111 Right? 497 00:11:03,153 --> 00:11:05,111 So let's raise our glass. 498 00:11:03,153 --> 00:11:05,111 Cheers. 499 00:11:05,153 --> 00:11:06,612 Cheers. 500 00:11:05,153 --> 00:11:06,612 Cheers. 501 00:11:10,278 --> 00:11:11,361 I'd also like to make a toast. 502 00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:13,779 Easy on the dings, man. 503 00:11:11,403 --> 00:11:13,779 One ding'll do. 504 00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:16,320 Thank you guys 505 00:11:13,820 --> 00:11:16,320 so much for this party. 506 00:11:16,361 --> 00:11:18,070 It means everything to me. 507 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,236 And I'm sorry that earlier 508 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:21,236 I went a little off the rails, 509 00:11:21,278 --> 00:11:22,737 hijacked the bus, 510 00:11:22,779 --> 00:11:24,570 stole all of your wallets 511 00:11:22,779 --> 00:11:24,570 to double check your identities. 512 00:11:24,612 --> 00:11:25,653 What? 513 00:11:25,695 --> 00:11:27,153 But with friends like you, 514 00:11:27,195 --> 00:11:29,653 I'm finally starting 515 00:11:27,195 --> 00:11:29,653 to feel like... 516 00:11:29,695 --> 00:11:31,987 There he is! 517 00:11:33,653 --> 00:11:34,820 I got him down! 518 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,361 I got him down! 519 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:36,361 Somebody check his pockets! 520 00:11:36,403 --> 00:11:38,403 What the hell? 521 00:11:36,403 --> 00:11:38,403 Man, this is crazy! 522 00:11:38,445 --> 00:11:40,820 Sarge, look. 523 00:11:40,862 --> 00:11:43,111 A gun and a picture of Pimento. 524 00:11:43,153 --> 00:11:44,779 What do you have to say now? 525 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:48,487 I guess someone's 526 00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:48,487 trying to kill him. 527 00:11:48,528 --> 00:11:50,862 That's right! 528 00:11:48,528 --> 00:11:50,862 In your face! 529 00:11:50,904 --> 00:11:54,070 Someone's trying to kill him! 530 00:11:50,904 --> 00:11:54,070 Whoo! 531 00:11:54,111 --> 00:11:55,987 I mean, a man's life 532 00:11:54,111 --> 00:11:55,987 is in danger. 533 00:11:56,029 --> 00:11:57,029 Probably shouldn't be so pumped. 534 00:12:00,153 --> 00:12:01,487 Look, I'm sorry I doubted you. 535 00:12:01,528 --> 00:12:03,153 I'm also sorry that someone's 536 00:12:01,528 --> 00:12:03,153 trying to kill you, 537 00:12:03,195 --> 00:12:05,445 but I can really only take 538 00:12:03,195 --> 00:12:05,445 ownership for the first part. 539 00:12:05,487 --> 00:12:06,570 It's okay, Sarge. 540 00:12:06,612 --> 00:12:07,904 I would've doubted me too. 541 00:12:07,945 --> 00:12:09,779 I mean, you guys probably 542 00:12:07,945 --> 00:12:09,779 haven't noticed anything, 543 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:12,070 but I've been acting 544 00:12:09,820 --> 00:12:12,070 pretty unstable lately. 545 00:12:12,111 --> 00:12:16,153 Well, personally, I think 546 00:12:12,111 --> 00:12:16,153 I also deserve an apology. 547 00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:18,070 No? 548 00:12:16,195 --> 00:12:18,070 Okay, that's totally cool. 549 00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:19,612 So what's our plan? 550 00:12:18,111 --> 00:12:19,612 Okay. 551 00:12:19,653 --> 00:12:21,070 I'm gonna make this guy talk. 552 00:12:21,111 --> 00:12:23,029 Okay, all I need 553 00:12:21,111 --> 00:12:23,029 is a car battery, 554 00:12:23,070 --> 00:12:25,653 jumper cables, and 555 00:12:23,070 --> 00:12:25,653 unfettered access to his nibs. 556 00:12:25,695 --> 00:12:26,987 As much as I'd like 557 00:12:25,695 --> 00:12:26,987 to see that, 558 00:12:27,029 --> 00:12:28,195 I think you might be 559 00:12:27,029 --> 00:12:28,195 a little too close to this. 560 00:12:28,236 --> 00:12:29,737 Maybe I should ask 561 00:12:28,236 --> 00:12:29,737 the questions. 562 00:12:29,779 --> 00:12:32,445 Hey, Jackie, if you're asking 563 00:12:29,779 --> 00:12:32,445 the waiter questions, 564 00:12:32,487 --> 00:12:34,153 find out when the 565 00:12:32,487 --> 00:12:34,153 mashed potatoes are coming. 566 00:12:34,195 --> 00:12:36,320 He's not a real waiter, man! 567 00:12:36,361 --> 00:12:38,195 Hang on, 568 00:12:36,361 --> 00:12:38,195 we don't know that for sure. 569 00:12:38,236 --> 00:12:40,570 Are you a waiter as well? 570 00:12:38,236 --> 00:12:40,570 Mm-mm. 571 00:12:40,612 --> 00:12:42,653 No. 572 00:12:40,612 --> 00:12:42,653 Yeah, Terry was right. 573 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:44,070 Yeah. 574 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:47,361 So, you had a picture 575 00:12:44,111 --> 00:12:47,361 of my friend and a loaded gun. 576 00:12:47,403 --> 00:12:50,528 Can't wait to hear what crazy 577 00:12:47,403 --> 00:12:50,528 story you tell to justify that. 578 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,236 I'm a contract killer who was 579 00:12:50,570 --> 00:12:53,236 hired to kill Adrian Pimento. 580 00:12:53,278 --> 00:12:54,487 Oh. 581 00:12:54,528 --> 00:12:56,695 That went much easier 582 00:12:54,528 --> 00:12:56,695 than I was expecting. 583 00:12:56,737 --> 00:12:57,779 Still gonna brag. 584 00:12:57,820 --> 00:12:59,029 I did it, guys. 585 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,195 I broke him. 586 00:12:59,070 --> 00:13:01,195 Who wants me dead? 587 00:13:01,236 --> 00:13:02,862 Someone in Figgis's 588 00:13:01,236 --> 00:13:02,862 organization? 589 00:13:02,904 --> 00:13:04,195 I don't know. 590 00:13:02,904 --> 00:13:04,195 I haven't met the guy. 591 00:13:04,236 --> 00:13:05,403 Once I finish the job, 592 00:13:05,445 --> 00:13:07,153 I'm supposed to text him 593 00:13:05,445 --> 00:13:07,153 a photo of the body. 594 00:13:07,195 --> 00:13:08,570 Then we meet up 595 00:13:07,195 --> 00:13:08,570 and I get the money. 596 00:13:08,612 --> 00:13:09,695 Interesting. 597 00:13:09,737 --> 00:13:11,695 So he has no clue 598 00:13:09,737 --> 00:13:11,695 what you look like. 599 00:13:11,737 --> 00:13:12,695 Mm-mm. 600 00:13:12,737 --> 00:13:15,612 Gentlemen, 601 00:13:12,737 --> 00:13:15,612 I just thought of a plan. 602 00:13:15,653 --> 00:13:18,195 Stage Pimento's death 603 00:13:15,653 --> 00:13:18,195 and go to the meet-up ourselves. 604 00:13:18,236 --> 00:13:20,029 Great plan, Sarge! 605 00:13:20,070 --> 00:13:22,070 No, I was gonna say it first. 606 00:13:22,111 --> 00:13:24,070 I thought of it before you did. 607 00:13:24,111 --> 00:13:26,445 You know, whatever, let's just 608 00:13:24,111 --> 00:13:26,445 do Sarge's thing, I guess. 609 00:13:26,487 --> 00:13:28,070 All right, Boyle, you're up. 610 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,195 Where we goin'? 611 00:13:28,111 --> 00:13:30,195 A restaurant. 612 00:13:30,236 --> 00:13:33,070 Specifically, 613 00:13:30,236 --> 00:13:33,070 Le Petit Colon. 614 00:13:33,111 --> 00:13:35,862 It means small intestine, 615 00:13:33,111 --> 00:13:35,862 'cause that's all they serve. 616 00:13:35,904 --> 00:13:37,570 Oh, man, 617 00:13:35,904 --> 00:13:37,570 I was rootin' for you. 618 00:13:37,612 --> 00:13:39,236 I don't think I can eat that. 619 00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:42,695 Neither can anyone else, 620 00:13:39,278 --> 00:13:42,695 which is why they shut it down. 621 00:13:42,737 --> 00:13:45,737 We are not eating 622 00:13:42,737 --> 00:13:45,737 at this restaurant. 623 00:13:45,779 --> 00:13:48,862 We are demolishing it. 624 00:13:48,904 --> 00:13:51,445 Damn! 625 00:13:48,904 --> 00:13:51,445 Boyle's playing to win! 626 00:13:51,487 --> 00:13:53,029 Yeah! 627 00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:57,153 Madame, may I offer you 628 00:13:53,070 --> 00:13:57,153 the first whack? 629 00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:01,487 I've been dreaming about this 630 00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:01,487 since I was a little girl. 631 00:14:22,278 --> 00:14:25,403 Guys, love is beautiful. 632 00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:29,070 Okay, we need to make 633 00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:29,070 my main man Pimento 634 00:14:29,111 --> 00:14:33,236 look super murdered, like 635 00:14:29,111 --> 00:14:33,236 Tarantino disgusting murdered. 636 00:14:33,278 --> 00:14:35,029 You ready? 637 00:14:33,278 --> 00:14:35,029 Murder me, bro. 638 00:14:35,070 --> 00:14:37,320 Sarge, blood. 639 00:14:37,361 --> 00:14:39,195 Headshot. 640 00:14:42,987 --> 00:14:44,528 Damn, it feels good 641 00:14:42,987 --> 00:14:44,528 to be creative again. 642 00:14:44,570 --> 00:14:47,236 And here comes the brains. 643 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,278 All right, 644 00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:50,278 now all you need to do 645 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:51,528 is put some water on my crotch. 646 00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:53,070 What? 647 00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:53,070 Why? 648 00:14:53,111 --> 00:14:54,820 Obviously because everybody 649 00:14:53,111 --> 00:14:54,820 who gets shot pees them self. 650 00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:56,236 No, they don't. 651 00:14:54,862 --> 00:14:56,236 That's not true. 652 00:14:56,278 --> 00:14:58,153 Actually, he's right. 653 00:14:56,278 --> 00:14:58,153 Every single time. 654 00:14:58,195 --> 00:15:00,195 I'm just gonna take the photo 655 00:14:58,195 --> 00:15:00,195 from the waist up, okay? 656 00:15:00,236 --> 00:15:02,945 Fine, but for the record, 657 00:15:00,236 --> 00:15:02,945 I think I should've peed myself. 658 00:15:02,987 --> 00:15:04,029 All right, noted. 659 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,111 Photo taken... 660 00:15:07,153 --> 00:15:09,236 and sent. 661 00:15:09,278 --> 00:15:10,236 Nice. 662 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,029 Wow, that was 663 00:15:11,278 --> 00:15:13,029 a quick response. 664 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:15,236 Someone's a bit 665 00:15:13,070 --> 00:15:15,236 of a thirsty gangster. 666 00:15:15,278 --> 00:15:16,862 He wants to meet up. 667 00:15:16,904 --> 00:15:18,779 And he wants me to bring him 668 00:15:16,904 --> 00:15:18,779 your tongue. 669 00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,987 Ah, how did I not 670 00:15:18,820 --> 00:15:20,987 see this coming? 671 00:15:21,029 --> 00:15:22,570 That's what Figgis does 672 00:15:21,029 --> 00:15:22,570 to snitches. 673 00:15:22,612 --> 00:15:24,403 Well, game over, guys. 674 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:25,695 I mean, where are we gonna get 675 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:25,695 a tongue? 676 00:15:25,737 --> 00:15:28,195 Relax, I'm just gonna 677 00:15:25,737 --> 00:15:28,195 text Boyle. 678 00:15:28,236 --> 00:15:31,779 He's always eating weird stuff 679 00:15:28,236 --> 00:15:31,779 like tongues and chicken faces. 680 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:33,945 Oh, and he's already 681 00:15:31,820 --> 00:15:33,945 texted me back 682 00:15:33,987 --> 00:15:36,195 with a top-ten list. 683 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:39,111 Well, the groomsmen 684 00:15:36,236 --> 00:15:39,111 are having a great time. 685 00:15:39,153 --> 00:15:41,945 Jake just texted me about 686 00:15:39,153 --> 00:15:41,945 where to get a veal tongue. 687 00:15:41,987 --> 00:15:44,236 Hmm? 688 00:15:41,987 --> 00:15:44,236 Tonight was amazing, 689 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,236 which I didn't think 690 00:15:44,278 --> 00:15:46,236 was possible with you guys. 691 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,153 I don't know why 692 00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,153 we were competing. 693 00:15:48,195 --> 00:15:50,236 If you ask me, 694 00:15:48,195 --> 00:15:50,236 what we're doing right now, 695 00:15:50,278 --> 00:15:51,862 just hanging out, 696 00:15:51,904 --> 00:15:53,236 is the best part 697 00:15:51,904 --> 00:15:53,236 of the whole night. 698 00:15:53,278 --> 00:15:54,820 I don't even care who won. 699 00:15:53,278 --> 00:15:54,820 Charles won. 700 00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:56,195 What? 701 00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:56,195 Huh? 702 00:15:56,236 --> 00:15:57,070 Yeah, he had the best party. 703 00:15:57,111 --> 00:15:58,403 We broke so much stuff! 704 00:15:58,445 --> 00:15:59,570 Whoo! 705 00:15:59,612 --> 00:16:02,737 You guys, I cannot wait 706 00:16:02,779 --> 00:16:05,945 to spend the rest of my life 707 00:16:02,779 --> 00:16:05,945 with Adrian Pimento. 708 00:16:05,987 --> 00:16:08,029 My heart is so full. 709 00:16:08,070 --> 00:16:10,361 Mama mia! 710 00:16:10,403 --> 00:16:13,820 To Rosa and Pimento! 711 00:16:13,862 --> 00:16:16,029 Rosa and Pimento! 712 00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:19,445 Guys, I really don't want 713 00:16:16,070 --> 00:16:19,445 to hold this tongue much longer. 714 00:16:19,487 --> 00:16:20,904 It's weirdly heavy. 715 00:16:20,945 --> 00:16:22,403 You're in luck. 716 00:16:20,945 --> 00:16:22,403 Car just pulled in. 717 00:16:22,445 --> 00:16:24,403 I think it's our guy. 718 00:16:22,445 --> 00:16:24,403 Copy that. 719 00:16:32,111 --> 00:16:35,195 Oh, same ski mask. 720 00:16:32,111 --> 00:16:35,195 That's awkward. 721 00:16:35,236 --> 00:16:37,029 Don't worry about it. 722 00:16:35,236 --> 00:16:37,029 Happens all the time. 723 00:16:37,070 --> 00:16:38,320 You have the tongue? 724 00:16:38,361 --> 00:16:41,070 Yeah, this guy won't be 725 00:16:38,361 --> 00:16:41,070 snitching in heaven. 726 00:16:41,111 --> 00:16:42,695 I mean, hell, obviously, 727 00:16:41,111 --> 00:16:42,695 he's going to hell. 728 00:16:42,737 --> 00:16:45,070 We all are; we're bad guys. 729 00:16:42,737 --> 00:16:45,070 Anyway, here's his tongue. 730 00:16:45,111 --> 00:16:47,278 It's all there. 731 00:16:50,945 --> 00:16:52,820 Jimmy Figgis thanks you. 732 00:16:56,528 --> 00:16:58,820 Yeah, he's on the move. 733 00:16:56,528 --> 00:16:58,820 I'm coming to you. 734 00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:03,029 Where's this sicko 735 00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:03,029 leading us now? 736 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:05,153 Lightbulb Hut? 737 00:17:03,070 --> 00:17:05,153 All About the Bagel? 738 00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:06,945 Bill's Pools? 739 00:17:05,195 --> 00:17:06,945 Stop reading signs. 740 00:17:06,987 --> 00:17:08,153 Can't. 741 00:17:06,987 --> 00:17:08,153 I'm too amped up. 742 00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,445 I didn't recognize this guy. 743 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,111 If he works for Figgis, 744 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,111 he's new. 745 00:17:11,153 --> 00:17:12,278 In fairness, 746 00:17:11,153 --> 00:17:12,278 there's probably 747 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,528 a lot of turnover 748 00:17:12,320 --> 00:17:13,528 in his line of work, 749 00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:15,361 what with the constant death 750 00:17:13,570 --> 00:17:15,361 and everything. 751 00:17:15,403 --> 00:17:17,528 Where's he going now? 752 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,612 Oh, what the hell? 753 00:17:20,695 --> 00:17:22,653 That's the FBI building. 754 00:17:26,820 --> 00:17:28,695 He's an agent. 755 00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:31,612 Oh, Adrian. 756 00:17:28,737 --> 00:17:31,612 Your bachelor party sucks butt. 757 00:17:34,111 --> 00:17:36,820 Ah, I'm freaking out, man. 758 00:17:34,111 --> 00:17:36,820 I'm freaking out! 759 00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:39,278 Just stay calm 760 00:17:36,862 --> 00:17:39,278 and be methodical. 761 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,862 Right? 762 00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:40,862 What do we know? 763 00:17:40,904 --> 00:17:42,987 Jimmy "The Butcher" Figgis 764 00:17:40,904 --> 00:17:42,987 has a man in the FBI. 765 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,528 And he tried 766 00:17:43,029 --> 00:17:44,528 to have Pimento killed. 767 00:17:44,570 --> 00:17:46,195 And I cut my other cheek. 768 00:17:46,236 --> 00:17:48,445 How? 769 00:17:46,236 --> 00:17:48,445 I took the knife away from you. 770 00:17:48,487 --> 00:17:50,236 Oh, man. 771 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,278 That's it. 772 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:52,278 I-I gotta completely disappear. 773 00:17:52,320 --> 00:17:53,612 It's not safe for me here. 774 00:17:53,653 --> 00:17:55,361 And what if Rosa gets caught 775 00:17:53,653 --> 00:17:55,361 in the crossfire? 776 00:17:55,403 --> 00:17:56,779 No, no, no. 777 00:17:55,403 --> 00:17:56,779 Listen. 778 00:17:56,820 --> 00:17:58,029 We're gonna protect you guys, 779 00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:00,236 and we're gonna 780 00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:00,236 take these guys down. 781 00:18:00,278 --> 00:18:01,528 Right, Sarge? 782 00:18:00,278 --> 00:18:01,528 Absolutely. 783 00:18:01,570 --> 00:18:03,487 No, no, no, don't you see? 784 00:18:03,528 --> 00:18:05,320 Right now, they think I'm dead. 785 00:18:05,361 --> 00:18:07,278 This is my only chance 786 00:18:05,361 --> 00:18:07,278 to get away safe. 787 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:11,111 Jake... I need you to tell Rosa 788 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:11,111 that I love her. 789 00:18:11,153 --> 00:18:12,653 Okay? 790 00:18:11,153 --> 00:18:12,653 Do that for me. 791 00:18:12,695 --> 00:18:16,153 Also, tell her this. 792 00:18:16,195 --> 00:18:17,487 Oh. 793 00:18:17,528 --> 00:18:19,612 Oh my. 794 00:18:19,653 --> 00:18:21,695 Ew. 795 00:18:21,737 --> 00:18:24,029 That is very graphic, 796 00:18:21,737 --> 00:18:24,029 Adrian. 797 00:18:24,070 --> 00:18:25,236 Got it? 798 00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,029 I don't think I can say 799 00:18:25,278 --> 00:18:27,029 any of that to Rosa. 800 00:18:27,070 --> 00:18:29,695 And also, you can't leave 801 00:18:27,070 --> 00:18:29,695 without saying good-bye to her. 802 00:18:29,737 --> 00:18:30,987 You owe her that much. 803 00:18:31,029 --> 00:18:32,987 No can do. 804 00:18:33,029 --> 00:18:35,779 It's just... too dangerous. 805 00:18:38,153 --> 00:18:39,904 Good-bye, Nine-Nine. 806 00:18:39,945 --> 00:18:42,904 And with that, I left. 807 00:18:48,070 --> 00:18:50,987 Oh, sweet, sweet coffee. 808 00:18:51,029 --> 00:18:52,029 Come to mama. 809 00:18:52,070 --> 00:18:54,070 Shut your loud mouth, Amy. 810 00:18:54,111 --> 00:18:55,862 Some of us have a hangover. 811 00:18:55,904 --> 00:18:58,570 Man, last night was dope. 812 00:18:58,612 --> 00:19:00,945 Wait, did Gina really 813 00:18:58,612 --> 00:19:00,945 go to Puerto Rico 814 00:19:00,987 --> 00:19:02,445 with that drug store cashier? 815 00:19:02,487 --> 00:19:05,070 Yeah. 816 00:19:02,487 --> 00:19:05,070 They seemed really happy. 817 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,153 They really did. 818 00:19:05,111 --> 00:19:07,153 Yeah. 819 00:19:07,195 --> 00:19:08,904 Huh. 820 00:19:08,945 --> 00:19:10,236 Hey, man. 821 00:19:08,945 --> 00:19:10,236 How'd it go last night? 822 00:19:10,278 --> 00:19:11,695 Sarge cool with Adrian now? 823 00:19:11,737 --> 00:19:14,236 Oh, so you haven't 824 00:19:11,737 --> 00:19:14,236 seen him, huh? 825 00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:15,653 No. 826 00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:17,111 I figured he just passed out 827 00:19:15,695 --> 00:19:17,111 at your place or something. 828 00:19:17,153 --> 00:19:18,195 Why? 829 00:19:17,153 --> 00:19:18,195 What's going on? 830 00:19:18,236 --> 00:19:20,570 Oh, man. 831 00:19:20,612 --> 00:19:22,278 Let's go for a walk. 832 00:19:25,695 --> 00:19:28,029 He wanted me to tell you 833 00:19:25,695 --> 00:19:28,029 that he loves you. 834 00:19:28,070 --> 00:19:30,153 Is that it? 835 00:19:28,070 --> 00:19:30,153 Did he say anything else? 836 00:19:30,195 --> 00:19:31,070 Um... 837 00:19:31,111 --> 00:19:33,737 May the lord be with you. 838 00:19:33,779 --> 00:19:36,528 Adrian. 839 00:19:33,779 --> 00:19:36,528 Oh, thank God. 840 00:19:40,695 --> 00:19:42,528 You scared me. 841 00:19:40,695 --> 00:19:42,528 I thought you left. 842 00:19:42,570 --> 00:19:44,153 I did. 843 00:19:44,195 --> 00:19:47,361 I was burning my fingerprints 844 00:19:44,195 --> 00:19:47,361 off in a gas station bathroom 845 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,153 when I thought about 846 00:19:47,403 --> 00:19:49,153 what Jake said. 847 00:19:49,195 --> 00:19:52,029 I couldn't leave without 848 00:19:49,195 --> 00:19:52,029 seeing you one last time. 849 00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:56,445 I want to lick your whole body 850 00:19:53,570 --> 00:19:56,445 clean like a kitty cat. 851 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:59,528 And I'm gonna give you two 852 00:19:56,487 --> 00:19:59,528 a little space. 853 00:19:59,570 --> 00:20:01,236 I have to go. 854 00:20:01,278 --> 00:20:02,612 But I'll be back for you. 855 00:20:02,653 --> 00:20:04,236 I'll wait. 856 00:20:04,278 --> 00:20:07,195 And while I'm waiting, 857 00:20:04,278 --> 00:20:07,195 I will find that FBI agent 858 00:20:07,236 --> 00:20:09,945 and I will rip his head off 859 00:20:07,236 --> 00:20:09,945 with my bare hands. 860 00:20:09,987 --> 00:20:12,653 That is the sweetest thing 861 00:20:09,987 --> 00:20:12,653 anybody's ever said to me. 862 00:20:12,695 --> 00:20:13,653 I love you. 863 00:20:13,695 --> 00:20:15,361 I love you. 864 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:30,403 You okay? 865 00:20:30,445 --> 00:20:33,153 Yeah, I will be. 866 00:20:33,195 --> 00:20:34,987 I watched you guys kiss. 867 00:20:33,195 --> 00:20:34,987 I didn't know where to look. 868 00:20:35,029 --> 00:20:37,111 All right, let's go inside. 869 00:20:35,029 --> 00:20:37,111 Okay. 870 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,695 Sergeant Jeffords briefed me 871 00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:40,695 about the Pimento situation. 872 00:20:40,737 --> 00:20:42,612 Sounds like I missed 873 00:20:40,737 --> 00:20:42,612 a hell of a week. 874 00:20:42,653 --> 00:20:44,403 We need to bring Figgis 875 00:20:42,653 --> 00:20:44,403 to justice 876 00:20:44,445 --> 00:20:46,570 and find whoever is 877 00:20:44,445 --> 00:20:46,570 helping him in the FBI. 878 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:49,236 As of right now, we have 879 00:20:46,612 --> 00:20:49,236 very little to go on. 880 00:20:49,278 --> 00:20:50,403 Yeah, the guy was wearing 881 00:20:49,278 --> 00:20:50,403 a ski mask, 882 00:20:50,445 --> 00:20:53,320 but he had a large scar 883 00:20:50,445 --> 00:20:53,320 on his right palm. 884 00:20:56,236 --> 00:20:58,195 I have a similar scar 885 00:20:56,236 --> 00:20:58,195 on my back. 886 00:20:58,236 --> 00:20:59,904 Banged into Amy's 887 00:20:58,236 --> 00:20:59,904 kitchen cabinet. 888 00:20:59,945 --> 00:21:01,153 No big deal. 889 00:20:59,945 --> 00:21:01,153 Continue. 890 00:21:01,195 --> 00:21:02,320 This mission is top secret. 891 00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:04,278 No one can know 892 00:21:02,361 --> 00:21:04,278 what we're doing. 893 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,195 Detective Pimento's a good man 894 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,195 and he's one of us. 895 00:21:07,236 --> 00:21:10,904 So let's catch these 896 00:21:07,236 --> 00:21:10,904 bastards for him and Rosa. 897 00:21:10,945 --> 00:21:13,361 Nine-Nine! 898 00:21:10,945 --> 00:21:13,361 Discretely, Jacob. 899 00:21:13,403 --> 00:21:14,570 Nine-Nine. 900 00:21:14,612 --> 00:21:15,653 Nine-Nine! 901 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:19,070 Not a doctor. 902 00:21:17,653 --> 00:21:19,070 Shh.