1 00:00:07,227 --> 00:00:09,439 Ka-blamo, scrubs. 2 00:00:07,227 --> 00:00:09,439 I nailed it. 3 00:00:09,565 --> 00:00:11,151 I solved 4 00:00:09,565 --> 00:00:11,151 Captain Holt's brain teaser 5 00:00:11,276 --> 00:00:12,863 and found the location 6 00:00:11,276 --> 00:00:12,863 of our secret meeting. 7 00:00:12,988 --> 00:00:15,243 The answer? The broom closet. 8 00:00:12,988 --> 00:00:15,243 In your face. 9 00:00:15,368 --> 00:00:16,996 - In whose face now? 10 00:00:15,368 --> 00:00:16,996 - Yours. 11 00:00:17,121 --> 00:00:18,583 Gina and I have been here 12 00:00:17,121 --> 00:00:18,583 20 minutes. 13 00:00:18,708 --> 00:00:20,378 Though my presence 14 00:00:18,708 --> 00:00:20,378 is not puzzle-related. 15 00:00:20,503 --> 00:00:22,841 I just followed Terry 16 00:00:20,503 --> 00:00:22,841 into a dark closet. 17 00:00:23,634 --> 00:00:25,263 Hey. 18 00:00:25,389 --> 00:00:26,891 You solved the puzzle before me. 19 00:00:27,016 --> 00:00:28,018 Nerds. 20 00:00:28,143 --> 00:00:29,354 They solved it first. 21 00:00:29,479 --> 00:00:30,857 They're the nerds. 22 00:00:29,479 --> 00:00:30,857 I'm cool like you. 23 00:00:30,982 --> 00:00:32,235 Wait. Where's Captain Holt? 24 00:00:30,982 --> 00:00:32,235 Where's Amy? 25 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:33,947 She should be 26 00:00:32,360 --> 00:00:33,947 the first one here. 27 00:00:34,072 --> 00:00:36,911 Doesn't she go to an adult 28 00:00:34,072 --> 00:00:36,911 puzzle camp every summer? 29 00:00:37,036 --> 00:00:38,289 Yes, but please don't 30 00:00:37,036 --> 00:00:38,289 bring that up. 31 00:00:38,415 --> 00:00:39,750 I've been throwing out 32 00:00:38,415 --> 00:00:39,750 her mailers. 33 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:41,421 Guys, 34 00:00:39,875 --> 00:00:41,421 if those two aren't here, 35 00:00:41,545 --> 00:00:42,965 I think we must be 36 00:00:41,545 --> 00:00:42,965 in the wrong place. 37 00:00:43,090 --> 00:00:45,219 No, we're 38 00:00:43,090 --> 00:00:45,219 definitely in the right place. 39 00:00:45,344 --> 00:00:46,889 I'm 100% sure about this. 40 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:49,770 Well, guess who 41 00:00:47,014 --> 00:00:49,770 solved the puzzle? 42 00:00:49,895 --> 00:00:51,189 - Who? 43 00:00:49,895 --> 00:00:51,189 - We did. 44 00:00:51,315 --> 00:00:53,110 - Oh, we did? 45 00:00:51,315 --> 00:00:53,110 - We're in the wrong place. 46 00:01:13,233 --> 00:01:14,862 Thank you for all 47 00:01:13,233 --> 00:01:14,862 finally showing up. 48 00:01:14,987 --> 00:01:16,573 Let's recap. As you know, 49 00:01:16,699 --> 00:01:19,663 Jimmy "The Butcher" Figgis 50 00:01:16,699 --> 00:01:19,663 put out a hit on Adrian Pimento, 51 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,375 which the mob believes 52 00:01:19,788 --> 00:01:21,375 succeeded. 53 00:01:21,501 --> 00:01:24,339 For his safety 54 00:01:21,501 --> 00:01:24,339 Pimento has gone off the grid. 55 00:01:24,465 --> 00:01:26,051 Remember, the only people 56 00:01:24,465 --> 00:01:26,051 we can trust 57 00:01:26,176 --> 00:01:27,971 with this information 58 00:01:26,176 --> 00:01:27,971 are in this room. 59 00:01:28,096 --> 00:01:30,100 And Genevieve. 60 00:01:28,096 --> 00:01:30,100 We can trust Genevieve. 61 00:01:30,226 --> 00:01:31,812 We share a life. 62 00:01:30,226 --> 00:01:31,812 I tell her everything. 63 00:01:31,937 --> 00:01:33,900 Fine, the people 64 00:01:31,937 --> 00:01:33,900 in this room and Genevieve. 65 00:01:34,025 --> 00:01:35,361 Genevieve's mom also knows, 66 00:01:34,025 --> 00:01:35,361 but she's in a coma, 67 00:01:35,487 --> 00:01:36,489 dead any second, we're good. 68 00:01:36,613 --> 00:01:37,949 Okay. 69 00:01:38,075 --> 00:01:39,537 Unfortunately, we can't just 70 00:01:38,075 --> 00:01:39,537 arrest Figgis, 71 00:01:39,661 --> 00:01:41,331 because he has 72 00:01:39,661 --> 00:01:41,331 a man inside the FBI. 73 00:01:41,457 --> 00:01:43,001 The good news is, 74 00:01:43,126 --> 00:01:44,922 we have a lead that's gonna 75 00:01:43,126 --> 00:01:44,922 break this case wide open: 76 00:01:45,840 --> 00:01:47,553 Maura Figgis, Jimmy's sister. 77 00:01:47,677 --> 00:01:48,971 She's currently serving 78 00:01:49,097 --> 00:01:50,641 in a maximum security prison 79 00:01:49,097 --> 00:01:50,641 in Texas. 80 00:01:50,767 --> 00:01:52,771 A white woman in prison, 81 00:01:50,767 --> 00:01:52,771 in Texas? 82 00:01:52,896 --> 00:01:54,274 She must be bad. 83 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:55,569 She murdered three people, 84 00:01:55,693 --> 00:01:57,406 and she knows 85 00:01:55,693 --> 00:01:57,406 Figgis's operation, 86 00:01:57,531 --> 00:01:59,367 so we're sending a detective in 87 00:01:57,531 --> 00:01:59,367 undercover as an inmate 88 00:01:59,493 --> 00:02:00,412 to get close to her. 89 00:02:00,537 --> 00:02:01,830 Yeah, and guys, 90 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,250 this isn't one of those 91 00:02:01,956 --> 00:02:03,250 women's prisons 92 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:05,337 that we've all seen 93 00:02:03,375 --> 00:02:05,337 being all sexy 94 00:02:05,464 --> 00:02:07,007 on late-night cable. 95 00:02:07,133 --> 00:02:10,474 You know, with the ladies 96 00:02:07,133 --> 00:02:10,474 touching each other's bits, 97 00:02:10,599 --> 00:02:12,644 and there's kind of 98 00:02:10,599 --> 00:02:12,644 some lame jazz playing. 99 00:02:12,769 --> 00:02:15,316 When these chicks fight, 100 00:02:12,769 --> 00:02:15,316 it's for real. 101 00:02:15,442 --> 00:02:16,819 So be mature. 102 00:02:16,944 --> 00:02:19,365 - Peralta is gross, but correct. 103 00:02:16,944 --> 00:02:19,365 Mm. 104 00:02:19,492 --> 00:02:20,868 This facility is a violent place 105 00:02:20,994 --> 00:02:22,288 filled with hardened criminals 106 00:02:22,414 --> 00:02:24,250 We need to send someone 107 00:02:22,414 --> 00:02:24,250 who can blend in. 108 00:02:24,375 --> 00:02:25,629 Sir, I would be honored 109 00:02:25,753 --> 00:02:27,340 to take on 110 00:02:25,753 --> 00:02:27,340 this challenging assignment. 111 00:02:29,093 --> 00:02:30,680 Why is everyone laughing? 112 00:02:30,805 --> 00:02:31,974 I can be a badass. 113 00:02:32,099 --> 00:02:33,310 You're raising 114 00:02:32,099 --> 00:02:33,310 your hand right now. 115 00:02:33,436 --> 00:02:34,771 We're in a meeting. 116 00:02:34,896 --> 00:02:36,567 I just assumed Diaz 117 00:02:34,896 --> 00:02:36,567 would be the prisoner. 118 00:02:36,692 --> 00:02:39,781 Nothing personal, 119 00:02:36,692 --> 00:02:39,781 it's just, you know... 120 00:02:39,906 --> 00:02:40,950 she's terrifying. 121 00:02:41,075 --> 00:02:42,745 - Thank you, Sir. 122 00:02:41,075 --> 00:02:42,745 Mm-hmm. 123 00:02:42,871 --> 00:02:44,040 Dismissed. 124 00:02:46,336 --> 00:02:50,052 Hey, that was crazy, right? 125 00:02:46,336 --> 00:02:50,052 I mean, I can be scary. 126 00:02:50,177 --> 00:02:51,930 Oh, yeah. 127 00:02:50,177 --> 00:02:51,930 I watch "Jeopardy" with you 128 00:02:52,056 --> 00:02:52,974 and you're a straight-up psycho. 129 00:02:53,099 --> 00:02:54,769 Aww. Thanks, babe. 130 00:02:54,895 --> 00:02:56,815 I'll take "Awesome 131 00:02:54,895 --> 00:02:56,815 Girlfriends" for 500, Alex. 132 00:02:56,940 --> 00:02:58,444 I know you're being sweet, 133 00:02:56,940 --> 00:02:58,444 but don't disparage "Jeopardy." 134 00:02:58,570 --> 00:02:59,905 Okay. 135 00:03:01,366 --> 00:03:03,161 - All right, listen up. 136 00:03:03,286 --> 00:03:04,915 You're not gonna try to 137 00:03:03,286 --> 00:03:04,915 convince us 138 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,421 Mahler was the original 139 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:07,421 punk rocker again, are you? 140 00:03:07,546 --> 00:03:10,594 No, the music is a classic 141 00:03:07,546 --> 00:03:10,594 counter-espionage maneuver. 142 00:03:10,719 --> 00:03:12,054 I don't want to be overheard. 143 00:03:12,179 --> 00:03:13,391 But, since you mention it, 144 00:03:13,516 --> 00:03:15,895 Mahler was one 145 00:03:13,516 --> 00:03:15,895 in-your-face bad boy. 146 00:03:16,020 --> 00:03:18,526 Right, um, so, 147 00:03:16,020 --> 00:03:18,526 what's going on, sir? 148 00:03:18,651 --> 00:03:20,028 Oh, I have a plan 149 00:03:20,153 --> 00:03:22,032 to draw out Figgis's 150 00:03:20,153 --> 00:03:22,032 man in the FBI: 151 00:03:22,157 --> 00:03:23,785 Throw a funeral for Pimento. 152 00:03:23,911 --> 00:03:26,459 Now, before we, quote, unquote, 153 00:03:23,911 --> 00:03:26,459 bury Pimento, 154 00:03:26,584 --> 00:03:28,588 we need to, quote, unquote, 155 00:03:26,584 --> 00:03:28,588 open an investigation, 156 00:03:28,713 --> 00:03:30,173 find a, quote, unquote, corpse, 157 00:03:30,299 --> 00:03:31,969 and obtain a, quote, unquote, 158 00:03:30,299 --> 00:03:31,969 death certificate. 159 00:03:32,094 --> 00:03:33,640 Kind of feel like you could have 160 00:03:32,094 --> 00:03:33,640 just used "air quotes." 161 00:03:33,765 --> 00:03:36,227 I can also wear short pants 162 00:03:33,765 --> 00:03:36,227 and drink from a jug 163 00:03:36,352 --> 00:03:37,814 that says "XXX." 164 00:03:37,939 --> 00:03:39,401 Fake funeral's a good idea, sir, 165 00:03:39,526 --> 00:03:41,154 but where are we gonna find 166 00:03:39,526 --> 00:03:41,154 a corpse? 167 00:03:41,279 --> 00:03:42,364 We don't need one. 168 00:03:42,491 --> 00:03:43,993 We need pictures 169 00:03:42,491 --> 00:03:43,993 for the case file. 170 00:03:44,118 --> 00:03:45,329 If I may, 171 00:03:45,455 --> 00:03:47,793 imagine Pimento's dirty, 172 00:03:45,455 --> 00:03:47,793 pale body 173 00:03:47,917 --> 00:03:49,505 being pulled out of a manhole 174 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,257 after a couple days' 175 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,257 sewer bloat. 176 00:03:51,383 --> 00:03:53,596 - Mm. 177 00:03:51,383 --> 00:03:53,596 Now squint your eyes... 178 00:03:54,431 --> 00:03:55,891 and look at Hitchcock. 179 00:03:56,017 --> 00:03:57,269 Oh, yes. 180 00:03:57,395 --> 00:03:59,273 I believe 181 00:03:57,395 --> 00:03:59,273 we've found our corpse. 182 00:04:00,025 --> 00:04:01,654 You positively glow. 183 00:04:01,779 --> 00:04:03,407 - How do you feel? 184 00:04:01,779 --> 00:04:03,407 - Great. 185 00:04:03,533 --> 00:04:04,827 I could smother somebody 186 00:04:03,533 --> 00:04:04,827 in their sleep with this thing. 187 00:04:04,951 --> 00:04:05,870 Pregnancy's dope. 188 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:07,247 Whoa, bup, bup. 189 00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:09,168 That big old womb 190 00:04:07,373 --> 00:04:09,168 is not a weapon, okay? 191 00:04:09,293 --> 00:04:11,172 It's just an excuse 192 00:04:09,293 --> 00:04:11,172 to talk to your doctors, 193 00:04:11,297 --> 00:04:12,718 AKA, Charles and me, in private. 194 00:04:12,843 --> 00:04:14,971 If you need to chat, 195 00:04:12,843 --> 00:04:14,971 just schedule an appointment 196 00:04:15,096 --> 00:04:16,851 with Brent Kennedy, ob-gyn. 197 00:04:16,975 --> 00:04:19,565 And I'm Glen Kennedy, 198 00:04:16,975 --> 00:04:19,565 ob-gyn. 199 00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:21,402 We're twins, like 200 00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:21,402 "Property Brothers," 201 00:04:21,527 --> 00:04:22,696 but for gynecology. 202 00:04:22,821 --> 00:04:24,323 - No, I said no to that idea. 203 00:04:24,449 --> 00:04:26,662 You are Isaac Schwartz, 204 00:04:24,449 --> 00:04:26,662 my older Jewish mentor, 205 00:04:26,787 --> 00:04:28,122 and you are Isabel Cortez. 206 00:04:28,248 --> 00:04:29,626 You're in for 207 00:04:28,248 --> 00:04:29,626 stabbing a man on the subway 208 00:04:29,752 --> 00:04:30,879 46 times in the trachea. 209 00:04:31,003 --> 00:04:32,591 Tight. 210 00:04:32,716 --> 00:04:34,218 The pregnancy 211 00:04:32,716 --> 00:04:34,218 stuff is my area of expertise. 212 00:04:34,343 --> 00:04:35,805 Since Genevieve started 213 00:04:34,343 --> 00:04:35,805 fertility treatments, 214 00:04:35,930 --> 00:04:36,973 it's all we talk about. 215 00:04:37,099 --> 00:04:39,605 Now... show me your waddle. 216 00:04:42,485 --> 00:04:44,196 Mm-hmm. 217 00:04:42,485 --> 00:04:44,196 - Mm-hmm, okay. 218 00:04:44,321 --> 00:04:46,200 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 219 00:04:44,321 --> 00:04:46,200 Okay, okay, okay. 220 00:04:46,325 --> 00:04:47,913 Nice. 221 00:04:48,915 --> 00:04:49,875 Good work. 222 00:04:49,999 --> 00:04:51,252 You really look like a corpse. 223 00:04:51,377 --> 00:04:53,424 And I'm not even wearing makeup. 224 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,141 Time of death: 8:26 p.m. 225 00:04:58,266 --> 00:05:00,814 Now all I have to do 226 00:04:58,266 --> 00:05:00,814 is sign as the coroner. 227 00:05:01,607 --> 00:05:03,861 You are disturbingly 228 00:05:01,607 --> 00:05:03,861 good at this. 229 00:05:03,986 --> 00:05:06,073 I grew up forging report cards. 230 00:05:06,198 --> 00:05:07,744 If people knew how smart I was, 231 00:05:07,869 --> 00:05:10,206 it would have been harder 232 00:05:07,869 --> 00:05:10,206 to control them. 233 00:05:11,919 --> 00:05:13,965 Now all we need 234 00:05:11,919 --> 00:05:13,965 is the death certificate 235 00:05:14,131 --> 00:05:15,551 officially notarized. 236 00:05:15,677 --> 00:05:17,555 You want me to break 237 00:05:15,677 --> 00:05:17,555 the sacred oath I took 238 00:05:17,681 --> 00:05:19,183 to become a notary? 239 00:05:19,308 --> 00:05:22,272 It's not a problem. 240 00:05:19,308 --> 00:05:22,272 'Cause... I'm a badass. 241 00:05:22,398 --> 00:05:23,901 Just like Rosa. 242 00:05:24,026 --> 00:05:25,028 So... 243 00:05:25,153 --> 00:05:28,284 I am going to stamp this, and... 244 00:05:28,410 --> 00:05:30,790 - violate my oath... 245 00:05:28,410 --> 00:05:30,790 - [stamp clicks 246 00:05:30,915 --> 00:05:33,713 You can keep talking, 247 00:05:30,915 --> 00:05:33,713 but we're done here. 248 00:05:35,215 --> 00:05:37,554 Adrian Pimento 249 00:05:35,215 --> 00:05:37,554 is officially deceased. 250 00:05:38,346 --> 00:05:39,558 Excellent. 251 00:05:39,683 --> 00:05:42,731 All this sneaking around 252 00:05:39,683 --> 00:05:42,731 is exhilarating. 253 00:05:42,856 --> 00:05:46,069 I can feel the adrenaline 254 00:05:42,856 --> 00:05:46,069 coursing through my body. 255 00:05:47,407 --> 00:05:48,743 Coursing. 256 00:05:48,868 --> 00:05:50,747 Isabel Cortez, 257 00:05:50,872 --> 00:05:52,207 welcome to your new home. 258 00:05:52,332 --> 00:05:54,462 - This is gonna be fun. 259 00:05:52,332 --> 00:05:54,462 - Really? 260 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,759 What are your weekends like, 261 00:05:54,588 --> 00:05:56,759 Diaz? 262 00:05:56,884 --> 00:05:59,681 All right. 263 00:05:56,884 --> 00:05:59,681 It's time, Detective. 264 00:05:59,806 --> 00:06:01,099 Don't forget, 265 00:05:59,806 --> 00:06:01,099 you're seven months pregnant. 266 00:06:01,225 --> 00:06:03,063 Your cervix is ripening 267 00:06:01,225 --> 00:06:03,063 as we speak. 268 00:06:03,187 --> 00:06:05,443 Mention my cervix again 269 00:06:03,187 --> 00:06:05,443 and I will rip your throat out. 270 00:06:05,568 --> 00:06:06,946 I don't understand. 271 00:06:05,568 --> 00:06:06,946 You don't like it 272 00:06:07,071 --> 00:06:08,449 when he talks about 273 00:06:07,071 --> 00:06:08,449 your cervix ripening? 274 00:06:09,409 --> 00:06:10,870 Okay, have fun. 275 00:06:13,083 --> 00:06:14,836 They grow up so fast. 276 00:06:19,303 --> 00:06:20,765 Okay, fresh meat. 277 00:06:20,890 --> 00:06:22,225 You're being transferred here 278 00:06:22,350 --> 00:06:24,063 because you made trouble 279 00:06:22,350 --> 00:06:24,063 in your last prison. 280 00:06:24,187 --> 00:06:27,403 That won't fly here. 281 00:06:24,187 --> 00:06:27,403 Stay in your lane. 282 00:06:27,528 --> 00:06:28,906 Hey. You're that cop 283 00:06:29,031 --> 00:06:31,285 who arrested me 284 00:06:29,031 --> 00:06:31,285 three years ago in Brooklyn. 285 00:06:32,079 --> 00:06:34,125 Uh... 286 00:06:34,249 --> 00:06:36,045 Amy Santiago, 287 00:06:36,169 --> 00:06:37,632 you're going to prison. 288 00:06:42,181 --> 00:06:44,103 I don't know. 289 00:06:42,181 --> 00:06:44,103 Is anyone gonna buy it? 290 00:06:44,227 --> 00:06:45,773 I mean, do I look pregnant? 291 00:06:45,898 --> 00:06:47,401 I mean... 292 00:06:48,863 --> 00:06:49,906 I guess I can see it. 293 00:06:50,032 --> 00:06:51,785 I think it's amazing. 294 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:54,582 Oh, Jake and Amy and baby 295 00:06:51,910 --> 00:06:54,582 makes three. 296 00:06:54,708 --> 00:06:57,253 I don't know 297 00:06:54,708 --> 00:06:57,253 if I believe in God, 298 00:06:57,380 --> 00:06:58,883 but I have prayed for this. 299 00:06:59,008 --> 00:07:00,594 That is psychotic. 300 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:01,805 All right, Ames, let's 301 00:07:00,720 --> 00:07:01,805 go over your cover story again. 302 00:07:01,930 --> 00:07:03,265 Okay. 303 00:07:03,392 --> 00:07:05,604 My name is Isabel Cortez, 304 00:07:03,392 --> 00:07:05,604 I'm in for murder, 305 00:07:05,730 --> 00:07:07,984 'cause some perv on the subway 306 00:07:05,730 --> 00:07:07,984 tried to touch me 307 00:07:08,109 --> 00:07:09,277 and I was like, 308 00:07:09,404 --> 00:07:11,074 "Did someone order 309 00:07:09,404 --> 00:07:11,074 a tracheotomy?" 310 00:07:11,199 --> 00:07:12,911 Okay, I think that's 311 00:07:11,199 --> 00:07:12,911 a little too technical. 312 00:07:13,036 --> 00:07:14,622 We need to work on your 313 00:07:13,036 --> 00:07:14,622 tough talk. 314 00:07:14,748 --> 00:07:16,125 So, what are you in for, Cortez? 315 00:07:16,250 --> 00:07:17,335 None of your damn business. 316 00:07:17,461 --> 00:07:18,964 Nice. Keep going with that. 317 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:21,511 I'm gonna split you 318 00:07:19,090 --> 00:07:21,511 like a sundae with Grandpa... 319 00:07:21,636 --> 00:07:22,722 bitch. 320 00:07:22,847 --> 00:07:24,266 - Okay. 321 00:07:22,847 --> 00:07:24,266 - Okay. 322 00:07:24,392 --> 00:07:25,853 - The "bitch" part was great. 323 00:07:24,392 --> 00:07:25,853 Yeah. 324 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:27,355 Although, mean threats 325 00:07:25,978 --> 00:07:27,355 generally don't involve 326 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:28,357 having desserts 327 00:07:27,481 --> 00:07:28,357 with your grandparents. 328 00:07:28,483 --> 00:07:30,070 So, just try again. 329 00:07:30,195 --> 00:07:31,740 Keep telling me what to do 330 00:07:30,195 --> 00:07:31,740 and I'll stab your face off. 331 00:07:31,865 --> 00:07:33,744 - Hell yes! 332 00:07:31,865 --> 00:07:33,744 - Damn! 333 00:07:33,869 --> 00:07:35,038 Like that. 334 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,416 Okay, now, 335 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:36,416 here's the plan. 336 00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:38,128 Instead of you 337 00:07:36,541 --> 00:07:38,128 approaching Maura, 338 00:07:38,253 --> 00:07:39,422 we're gonna get her 339 00:07:38,253 --> 00:07:39,422 to come to you. 340 00:07:39,547 --> 00:07:40,800 Yeah, try and spread the word 341 00:07:40,925 --> 00:07:42,219 that you've got a connect 342 00:07:40,925 --> 00:07:42,219 on the outside 343 00:07:42,343 --> 00:07:43,764 that gives you access 344 00:07:42,343 --> 00:07:43,764 to contrabands: 345 00:07:43,889 --> 00:07:45,684 - cigarettes, burner phones... 346 00:07:43,889 --> 00:07:45,684 - Pornography. 347 00:07:45,810 --> 00:07:47,814 Amy, women don't watch... 348 00:07:48,607 --> 00:07:49,692 - They do. 349 00:07:48,607 --> 00:07:49,692 Mm. 350 00:07:49,818 --> 00:07:50,736 - Oh, yeah. 351 00:07:49,818 --> 00:07:50,736 - Oh, wow. 352 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:52,197 - Mm-hmm. 353 00:07:50,861 --> 00:07:52,197 - Huh. 354 00:07:52,322 --> 00:07:53,784 Well, that's an exciting 355 00:07:52,322 --> 00:07:53,784 revelation for me. 356 00:07:53,909 --> 00:07:55,913 Mm-hmm. 357 00:07:53,909 --> 00:07:55,913 Huh. 358 00:07:56,915 --> 00:07:58,502 Sorry prison didn't work out. 359 00:07:58,627 --> 00:08:00,673 Eh, I'll find another use 360 00:07:58,627 --> 00:08:00,673 for that shiv. 361 00:08:01,591 --> 00:08:04,013 Also, I'm sorry about Pimento. 362 00:08:04,138 --> 00:08:06,017 I mean, I know how hard it is 363 00:08:06,142 --> 00:08:07,645 to have a fiancé disappear 364 00:08:07,770 --> 00:08:10,484 because the mob and the FBI 365 00:08:07,770 --> 00:08:10,484 want 'em dead. 366 00:08:10,609 --> 00:08:11,569 I mean... 367 00:08:11,695 --> 00:08:13,031 Actually, I can't relate at all. 368 00:08:13,156 --> 00:08:14,659 It's the saddest story 369 00:08:13,156 --> 00:08:14,659 I ever heard. 370 00:08:14,784 --> 00:08:16,496 Look, you wanna talk, 371 00:08:14,784 --> 00:08:16,496 I'm a good listener. 372 00:08:16,621 --> 00:08:18,082 There's nothing to be sad about. 373 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:19,544 Pimento's gonna come back, 374 00:08:18,208 --> 00:08:19,544 we're gonna get married 375 00:08:19,669 --> 00:08:20,671 and we're gonna have sex 376 00:08:19,669 --> 00:08:20,671 on Figgis's grave 377 00:08:20,796 --> 00:08:21,965 just like we planned. 378 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:23,635 - Cool honeymoon. 379 00:08:22,090 --> 00:08:23,635 Mm-hmm. 380 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,556 Well, since you're not 381 00:08:23,760 --> 00:08:25,556 in prison, you can help us. 382 00:08:25,681 --> 00:08:27,267 We're gonna throw a fake funeral 383 00:08:27,393 --> 00:08:29,438 - to draw out our FBI guy. 384 00:08:27,393 --> 00:08:29,438 - Good plan. 385 00:08:29,564 --> 00:08:30,774 I always thought 386 00:08:29,564 --> 00:08:30,774 it would be funny 387 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:32,486 to kill somebody 388 00:08:30,900 --> 00:08:32,486 at a funeral. 389 00:08:32,611 --> 00:08:35,409 Also, you're gonna have 390 00:08:32,611 --> 00:08:35,409 to play the grieving fiancé. 391 00:08:35,534 --> 00:08:37,037 - What? 392 00:08:35,534 --> 00:08:37,037 - So you may not be sad, 393 00:08:37,162 --> 00:08:38,540 but you're gonna 394 00:08:37,162 --> 00:08:38,540 need to look it. 395 00:08:38,665 --> 00:08:39,918 Fine. 396 00:08:40,043 --> 00:08:41,546 Boo hoo. 397 00:08:41,671 --> 00:08:44,343 Maybe we'll get you 398 00:08:41,671 --> 00:08:44,343 a real thick veil or something. 399 00:08:44,468 --> 00:08:47,057 Cellmates! 400 00:08:49,144 --> 00:08:50,773 All right, our camera 401 00:08:49,144 --> 00:08:50,773 is up. 402 00:08:50,898 --> 00:08:52,568 We have picture and sound. 403 00:08:52,693 --> 00:08:54,572 Amy should be meeting her 404 00:08:52,693 --> 00:08:54,572 new cellmate any second now. 405 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,206 - Sup. 406 00:08:57,453 --> 00:08:59,206 - Sup. 407 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:00,876 Good, she's abbreviating, 408 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:00,876 just like we practiced, 409 00:09:01,001 --> 00:09:02,170 even though she hates it. 410 00:09:02,296 --> 00:09:03,799 - She's gonna do just fine. 411 00:09:02,296 --> 00:09:03,799 - Oh, yeah. 412 00:09:03,924 --> 00:09:05,677 I drilled her for hours. Ew. 413 00:09:05,803 --> 00:09:07,640 I'm sorry, I just realized 414 00:09:05,803 --> 00:09:07,640 what that sounded like. 415 00:09:07,765 --> 00:09:09,936 It's okay, Jake. 416 00:09:07,765 --> 00:09:09,936 I wish we'd talk like that more. 417 00:09:10,061 --> 00:09:10,980 No. 418 00:09:11,105 --> 00:09:12,733 Where you from? 419 00:09:12,858 --> 00:09:14,487 Passed around the system. 420 00:09:14,612 --> 00:09:16,658 Never stayed anywhere 421 00:09:14,612 --> 00:09:16,658 long enough to call it home. 422 00:09:16,783 --> 00:09:18,495 Ooh, that's a good answer. 423 00:09:18,620 --> 00:09:19,831 Yeah, that one was mine. 424 00:09:19,956 --> 00:09:22,043 I speak the language 425 00:09:19,956 --> 00:09:22,043 of the streets. 426 00:09:22,169 --> 00:09:23,505 It was actually from 427 00:09:22,169 --> 00:09:23,505 "Girl, Interrupted." 428 00:09:23,630 --> 00:09:25,216 Yeah. 429 00:09:25,342 --> 00:09:27,554 Oh, it's happening. 430 00:09:25,342 --> 00:09:27,554 She dropped the contraband. 431 00:09:27,680 --> 00:09:29,809 Hey, where you get that crap? 432 00:09:29,934 --> 00:09:31,813 I got a hookup on the outside, 433 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,610 so I can get anything 434 00:09:31,938 --> 00:09:34,610 for a price. 435 00:09:35,654 --> 00:09:36,990 This is yours... 436 00:09:37,115 --> 00:09:39,036 if you can get the word out 437 00:09:37,115 --> 00:09:39,036 about my store. 438 00:09:40,747 --> 00:09:43,044 Okay, I can do that. 439 00:09:45,006 --> 00:09:46,175 Cellie for my cellie. 440 00:09:46,300 --> 00:09:47,887 Oh, no. Wordplay? Abort. 441 00:09:48,012 --> 00:09:50,350 Cellie? I get it. Funny. 442 00:09:50,476 --> 00:09:52,312 - Oh, it actually worked. 443 00:09:50,476 --> 00:09:52,312 - Huh. 444 00:09:52,438 --> 00:09:54,316 People are really starved 445 00:09:52,438 --> 00:09:54,316 for entertainment in here. 446 00:09:54,442 --> 00:09:56,320 - Jail is hell. 447 00:09:54,442 --> 00:09:56,320 - Yeah. 448 00:09:56,446 --> 00:09:58,742 All that we know about 449 00:09:56,446 --> 00:09:58,742 Figgis's man in the FBI 450 00:09:58,867 --> 00:10:01,163 is that he's a white male 451 00:09:58,867 --> 00:10:01,163 of average height and build, 452 00:10:01,288 --> 00:10:03,376 and according to Jake, 453 00:10:01,288 --> 00:10:03,376 he has a scar on his hand. 454 00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:06,090 Oh, this is a long-shot, 455 00:10:03,502 --> 00:10:06,090 but if his name is Joe, 456 00:10:06,215 --> 00:10:07,634 could we call him Scar-Joe? 457 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:10,181 Scar-Joe. 458 00:10:07,760 --> 00:10:10,181 Never heard that before. 459 00:10:10,306 --> 00:10:11,267 I like it. We'll use it. 460 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,562 Now, funeral assignments. 461 00:10:12,686 --> 00:10:14,189 Gina and I will greet people, 462 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,318 shaking hands and checking 463 00:10:14,314 --> 00:10:16,318 for the tell-tale scar. 464 00:10:16,445 --> 00:10:17,947 Excuse me, sir. 465 00:10:18,072 --> 00:10:19,742 Are you sure you want to be 466 00:10:18,072 --> 00:10:19,742 on the receiving line? 467 00:10:19,867 --> 00:10:21,370 You hate small talk. 468 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,915 No, I can turn it on 469 00:10:21,496 --> 00:10:22,915 when it's called for. 470 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,835 "The Bachelor" 471 00:10:23,040 --> 00:10:24,835 is a television show, hmm? 472 00:10:24,961 --> 00:10:26,714 Andre Agassi's at it again. 473 00:10:26,839 --> 00:10:28,843 I, too, avoid gluten. 474 00:10:28,969 --> 00:10:30,346 Okay. 475 00:10:30,473 --> 00:10:31,391 I want the rest of you 476 00:10:30,473 --> 00:10:31,391 checking out the crowd 477 00:10:31,516 --> 00:10:32,810 for anyone suspicious. 478 00:10:34,187 --> 00:10:37,152 Oh, I'm sorry. 479 00:10:34,187 --> 00:10:37,152 Am I interrupting? 480 00:10:37,277 --> 00:10:38,863 No, we just all 481 00:10:37,277 --> 00:10:38,863 came in here separately 482 00:10:38,989 --> 00:10:41,160 and then started chatting, 483 00:10:38,989 --> 00:10:41,160 you know, breezy stuff. 484 00:10:41,285 --> 00:10:42,663 "The Bachelor" 485 00:10:41,285 --> 00:10:42,663 is a television show. 486 00:10:42,788 --> 00:10:44,207 Andre Agassi's at it again. 487 00:10:44,333 --> 00:10:46,421 I, too, am avoiding gluten. 488 00:10:48,341 --> 00:10:49,927 Do you see Amy? How is she? 489 00:10:50,052 --> 00:10:52,056 Great. She just got lunch, 490 00:10:50,052 --> 00:10:52,056 double helping of spinach. 491 00:10:52,182 --> 00:10:53,602 Baby's gonna love 492 00:10:52,182 --> 00:10:53,602 that folic acid. 493 00:10:53,726 --> 00:10:55,439 You are so strange. 494 00:10:55,564 --> 00:10:56,941 All right, this is her first 495 00:10:55,564 --> 00:10:56,941 time eating in the dining hall. 496 00:10:57,066 --> 00:10:58,987 Where she chooses to sit 497 00:10:57,066 --> 00:10:58,987 is very important. 498 00:11:01,033 --> 00:11:02,620 Oh, good, she's headed towards 499 00:11:01,033 --> 00:11:02,620 that table of hot blonde girls. 500 00:11:02,744 --> 00:11:04,541 Wait a minute. No. 501 00:11:04,666 --> 00:11:05,876 They're Nazis. 502 00:11:06,001 --> 00:11:07,588 The hotties are Nazis. 503 00:11:06,001 --> 00:11:07,588 They're hot-zis. 504 00:11:07,713 --> 00:11:10,051 Swerve, Amy, swerve! 505 00:11:07,713 --> 00:11:10,051 Good, good, good, good. 506 00:11:10,176 --> 00:11:11,762 Okay, and... 507 00:11:12,473 --> 00:11:15,396 All right, sitting alone. 508 00:11:12,473 --> 00:11:15,396 Bold choice, bold choice. 509 00:11:16,188 --> 00:11:17,941 Oh, here comes Maura. 510 00:11:18,067 --> 00:11:19,571 Hey, Cortez. 511 00:11:19,696 --> 00:11:21,533 I hear you can smuggle in crap 512 00:11:19,696 --> 00:11:21,533 from outside. 513 00:11:21,658 --> 00:11:22,993 Nice, it's working. 514 00:11:23,118 --> 00:11:24,329 That's right, baby. 515 00:11:24,455 --> 00:11:26,208 - What do you want? 516 00:11:24,455 --> 00:11:26,208 - What I want... 517 00:11:26,333 --> 00:11:28,630 is for you to back the hell off 518 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,842 because I'm the only store 519 00:11:28,754 --> 00:11:30,842 in this prison. 520 00:11:30,967 --> 00:11:31,886 Wow. 521 00:11:32,011 --> 00:11:33,222 Well, I didn't see your name 522 00:11:33,347 --> 00:11:34,726 on the outside of the prison, 523 00:11:34,850 --> 00:11:36,270 unless your name is 524 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,527 Texas State Penitentiary 525 00:11:36,396 --> 00:11:39,527 Comma Spring Valley Unit. 526 00:11:39,652 --> 00:11:40,820 Oh, this is bad. 527 00:11:40,946 --> 00:11:42,323 I can't believe 528 00:11:40,946 --> 00:11:42,323 I'm gonna say this, 529 00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:43,952 but she should have sat 530 00:11:42,450 --> 00:11:43,952 with the hot-zis. 531 00:11:47,125 --> 00:11:48,878 Hey, what's going on? 532 00:11:49,003 --> 00:11:50,507 I was talking to Figgis 533 00:11:49,003 --> 00:11:50,507 and then the guard said 534 00:11:50,633 --> 00:11:52,009 I had an appointment. 535 00:11:52,135 --> 00:11:53,178 I'm not supposed to check in 536 00:11:52,135 --> 00:11:53,178 until tomorrow. 537 00:11:53,304 --> 00:11:54,139 People might get suspicious. 538 00:11:54,264 --> 00:11:55,850 Look, we called you in 539 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,353 because your first contact 540 00:11:55,976 --> 00:11:57,353 with Figgis was a disaster. 541 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,316 Why? Because our smuggling plan 542 00:11:57,480 --> 00:11:59,316 backfired 543 00:11:59,442 --> 00:12:00,860 and she wants to kill me? 544 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:03,157 Yes, every single detail 545 00:12:00,986 --> 00:12:03,157 of what you just said. 546 00:12:03,282 --> 00:12:05,328 - We need a new plan. 547 00:12:03,282 --> 00:12:05,328 And I've got one. 548 00:12:05,454 --> 00:12:07,206 - I need to step to her. 549 00:12:05,454 --> 00:12:07,206 Step to her? 550 00:12:07,332 --> 00:12:08,794 Amy, this isn't 551 00:12:07,332 --> 00:12:08,794 "High School Musical." 552 00:12:08,918 --> 00:12:10,296 Yeah, Amy, this isn't 553 00:12:08,918 --> 00:12:10,296 "High School Musical 2." 554 00:12:10,422 --> 00:12:11,675 Yeah, and it isn't 555 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:12,593 "High School Musical 3: 556 00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:12,593 Senior Year." 557 00:12:12,718 --> 00:12:14,012 All right. 558 00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:15,264 Point is, it's not 559 00:12:14,137 --> 00:12:15,264 a high school musical. 560 00:12:15,390 --> 00:12:16,768 - That's right. 561 00:12:15,390 --> 00:12:16,768 I got it. 562 00:12:16,892 --> 00:12:18,061 Figgis is seriously 563 00:12:16,892 --> 00:12:18,061 dangerous, all right? 564 00:12:18,187 --> 00:12:19,398 She's killed more people 565 00:12:18,187 --> 00:12:19,398 in prison 566 00:12:19,524 --> 00:12:20,984 - than she did on the outside. 567 00:12:19,524 --> 00:12:20,984 - I know, 568 00:12:21,109 --> 00:12:22,571 and if I back down now 569 00:12:21,109 --> 00:12:22,571 she'll never respect me 570 00:12:22,697 --> 00:12:24,324 and we'll get nowhere with her. 571 00:12:24,450 --> 00:12:25,744 Trust me, I've got this. 572 00:12:25,868 --> 00:12:27,121 Okay, I can see 573 00:12:25,868 --> 00:12:27,121 that logic, 574 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,458 but in the interest 575 00:12:27,246 --> 00:12:28,458 of keeping you 576 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,127 as un-shanked as possible, 577 00:12:30,252 --> 00:12:31,840 I think maybe we need a signal 578 00:12:30,252 --> 00:12:31,840 in case things go south. 579 00:12:31,964 --> 00:12:34,260 Ooh, I know. 580 00:12:31,964 --> 00:12:34,260 Scratch your butt. 581 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,014 No, that's no good. What if 582 00:12:34,387 --> 00:12:36,014 her butt itches for real? 583 00:12:36,139 --> 00:12:37,434 I think I can handle it. 584 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,936 I've made it through 585 00:12:37,560 --> 00:12:38,936 20 years of adulthood 586 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,607 without scratching my butt 587 00:12:39,062 --> 00:12:40,607 in public. 588 00:12:40,733 --> 00:12:41,776 - Amy. 589 00:12:40,733 --> 00:12:41,776 - Amy. 590 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:42,862 - Come on. 591 00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:42,862 - Come on. 592 00:12:42,986 --> 00:12:43,904 Come on. 593 00:12:44,030 --> 00:12:45,032 All right. 594 00:12:45,157 --> 00:12:46,411 Never? Ames, come on. 595 00:12:46,536 --> 00:12:47,747 Come on. 596 00:12:51,546 --> 00:12:54,427 Hello, thank you so much 597 00:12:51,546 --> 00:12:54,427 for coming. High five? 598 00:12:54,552 --> 00:12:57,641 Detective Pimento didn't want 599 00:12:54,552 --> 00:12:57,641 his funeral to feel stuffy. 600 00:12:57,767 --> 00:12:59,185 Condolences, my man. 601 00:13:02,902 --> 00:13:04,153 What's going on, sir? 602 00:13:04,279 --> 00:13:06,241 Why are you high-fiving 603 00:13:04,279 --> 00:13:06,241 the bereaved? 604 00:13:07,326 --> 00:13:08,830 The handshakes weren't working. 605 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,542 You couldn't see the inside 606 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,542 of the thumb webbing. 607 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,962 Gina came up with 608 00:13:10,667 --> 00:13:12,962 an artful solution. 609 00:13:13,088 --> 00:13:15,259 I'm very sorry for your loss. 610 00:13:15,385 --> 00:13:16,888 Get some. 611 00:13:19,644 --> 00:13:21,104 The system works. 612 00:13:22,441 --> 00:13:23,443 Any sign of Scar-Joe? 613 00:13:23,568 --> 00:13:24,445 Not yet. 614 00:13:26,114 --> 00:13:27,618 I don't know how much more 615 00:13:26,114 --> 00:13:27,618 of this I can take. 616 00:13:27,743 --> 00:13:28,829 All these jerks keep on 617 00:13:27,743 --> 00:13:28,829 asking me how I'm doing. 618 00:13:28,954 --> 00:13:30,499 This shouldn't be so difficult. 619 00:13:30,624 --> 00:13:32,837 Your fiancé did really leave. 620 00:13:30,624 --> 00:13:32,837 Just act sad about it. 621 00:13:32,962 --> 00:13:35,717 Fine, I'll pretend to be sad. 622 00:13:35,843 --> 00:13:37,638 I'll make myself cry. 623 00:13:40,936 --> 00:13:42,481 That's not how this works. 624 00:13:43,148 --> 00:13:44,401 Or is it? 625 00:13:45,403 --> 00:13:46,656 Suck it, Sarge. 626 00:13:50,873 --> 00:13:51,791 Hey. 627 00:13:51,916 --> 00:13:53,503 Give me those 20-pounders. 628 00:13:53,628 --> 00:13:55,382 Wait your turn, 629 00:13:53,628 --> 00:13:55,382 Baby-Sitters Club. 630 00:13:55,507 --> 00:13:56,759 No weight lifting. 631 00:13:56,885 --> 00:13:58,555 You can shoot that baby 632 00:13:56,885 --> 00:13:58,555 across the room. 633 00:13:58,680 --> 00:13:59,974 Come on. 634 00:14:01,142 --> 00:14:02,646 What's going on? 635 00:14:01,142 --> 00:14:02,646 I was stepping to her. 636 00:14:02,771 --> 00:14:04,190 I know, but it wasn't 637 00:14:02,771 --> 00:14:04,190 a good time. 638 00:14:04,315 --> 00:14:05,569 She was holding 639 00:14:04,315 --> 00:14:05,569 a 20-pound weight. 640 00:14:05,694 --> 00:14:07,070 That's basically 641 00:14:05,694 --> 00:14:07,070 Thor's hammer, babe. 642 00:14:07,196 --> 00:14:09,744 - I can handle myself. 643 00:14:07,196 --> 00:14:09,744 Cool, yeah. 644 00:14:09,869 --> 00:14:11,581 Just, you know, don't 645 00:14:09,869 --> 00:14:11,581 confront her when she's armed. 646 00:14:11,706 --> 00:14:13,208 Fine. 647 00:14:15,004 --> 00:14:16,758 Seriously? She was at lunch. 648 00:14:15,004 --> 00:14:16,758 She didn't have a weapon. 649 00:14:16,883 --> 00:14:18,218 She had a fork. 650 00:14:18,343 --> 00:14:19,388 That's like 651 00:14:18,343 --> 00:14:19,388 four tiny shivs on a stick. 652 00:14:20,640 --> 00:14:22,018 What the hell? 653 00:14:22,142 --> 00:14:24,313 Socks are just a noose 654 00:14:22,142 --> 00:14:24,313 waiting to be braided. 655 00:14:24,440 --> 00:14:26,444 We were playing hearts. 656 00:14:26,569 --> 00:14:27,863 In the wrong hands, 657 00:14:26,569 --> 00:14:27,863 every playing card 658 00:14:27,988 --> 00:14:29,074 is like a throwing star. 659 00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:32,706 She was alone, 660 00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:32,706 her hands were empty, 661 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,375 and I think she was napping. 662 00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:35,754 So what was the big threat 663 00:14:34,501 --> 00:14:35,754 this time? 664 00:14:35,879 --> 00:14:37,131 You did the signal. 665 00:14:37,256 --> 00:14:38,927 You scratched your butt. 666 00:14:37,256 --> 00:14:38,927 Right, Boyle? 667 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,432 Uh, I don't know. 668 00:14:39,052 --> 00:14:41,432 I was focused on her waddle. 669 00:14:41,557 --> 00:14:42,851 Which you are nailing, 670 00:14:41,557 --> 00:14:42,851 by the way. 671 00:14:44,647 --> 00:14:46,024 Well, I know for a fact 672 00:14:44,647 --> 00:14:46,024 that I didn't scratch my butt 673 00:14:46,149 --> 00:14:48,028 because my right cheek 674 00:14:46,149 --> 00:14:48,028 was actually itchy 675 00:14:48,153 --> 00:14:49,615 and I fought through it. 676 00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:51,200 I know what's really 677 00:14:49,740 --> 00:14:51,200 going on here. 678 00:14:51,326 --> 00:14:52,830 You don't think 679 00:14:51,326 --> 00:14:52,830 I'm tough enough to do this. 680 00:14:53,665 --> 00:14:56,128 Okay, you know what? 681 00:14:53,665 --> 00:14:56,128 Fine, you're right, I don't. 682 00:14:56,252 --> 00:14:58,090 But it's only because Maura 683 00:14:56,252 --> 00:14:58,090 is so much more terrifying 684 00:14:58,214 --> 00:15:00,094 than we anticipated. I mean, 685 00:14:58,214 --> 00:15:00,094 she has a full back tattoo 686 00:15:00,218 --> 00:15:02,808 - of herself stabbing a guy. 687 00:15:00,218 --> 00:15:02,808 - He looks like Tom Hanks! 688 00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:04,520 Yeah, and that's America's 689 00:15:02,933 --> 00:15:04,520 male sweetheart. 690 00:15:04,645 --> 00:15:05,856 I can't believe this. 691 00:15:05,981 --> 00:15:07,274 You wouldn't tell Rosa 692 00:15:05,981 --> 00:15:07,274 to stand down. 693 00:15:07,400 --> 00:15:08,987 Well, yeah, because she's Rosa. 694 00:15:09,112 --> 00:15:10,490 I mean, one time, 695 00:15:09,112 --> 00:15:10,490 I saw her eat a whole apple 696 00:15:10,615 --> 00:15:12,201 using a knife, 697 00:15:10,615 --> 00:15:12,201 just like in the movies. 698 00:15:12,326 --> 00:15:14,748 Get over the apple thing. 699 00:15:12,326 --> 00:15:14,748 That was three years ago. 700 00:15:14,874 --> 00:15:16,126 I know, it was just so cool. 701 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,671 Look, I'm your handler, 702 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:17,671 all right? 703 00:15:17,796 --> 00:15:19,256 You have to just trust me 704 00:15:17,796 --> 00:15:19,256 on this. 705 00:15:19,383 --> 00:15:21,512 My job is to keep you safe. 706 00:15:19,383 --> 00:15:21,512 It's the right call. 707 00:15:23,264 --> 00:15:25,061 Fine, I'll slow-play it. 708 00:15:25,186 --> 00:15:27,148 But people are getting 709 00:15:25,186 --> 00:15:27,148 suspicious, 710 00:15:27,272 --> 00:15:28,693 so you can't come running in 711 00:15:28,818 --> 00:15:30,154 every time I'm in the same 712 00:15:28,818 --> 00:15:30,154 room with her, okay? 713 00:15:30,278 --> 00:15:31,657 Yeah, okay. 714 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,037 Are we good? 715 00:15:34,162 --> 00:15:35,749 Yeah, we're good. 716 00:15:35,874 --> 00:15:37,878 This is so sweet. 717 00:15:35,874 --> 00:15:37,878 Now kiss her belly. 718 00:15:38,003 --> 00:15:39,296 Boyle! 719 00:15:39,423 --> 00:15:41,009 So let us all bow our heads 720 00:15:41,134 --> 00:15:44,265 and join together 721 00:15:41,134 --> 00:15:44,265 for a moment of silence. 722 00:15:47,188 --> 00:15:49,818 This church is so quiet. 723 00:15:49,944 --> 00:15:51,572 Pretty normal 724 00:15:49,944 --> 00:15:51,572 for a moment of silence. 725 00:15:52,824 --> 00:15:56,081 Captain has eyes on a guy 726 00:15:52,824 --> 00:15:56,081 he thinks might be Scar-Joe. 727 00:15:59,129 --> 00:16:01,340 Okay, be cool. 728 00:15:59,129 --> 00:16:01,340 Let's check him out. 729 00:16:25,222 --> 00:16:27,351 Please make me 730 00:16:25,222 --> 00:16:27,351 defile this church. 731 00:16:27,477 --> 00:16:28,813 What do you want? 732 00:16:28,938 --> 00:16:30,316 Take off your gloves 733 00:16:28,938 --> 00:16:30,316 and show us your hands. 734 00:16:35,326 --> 00:16:36,912 And no scar. 735 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,167 He's just a glove-wearing freak 736 00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,167 with beautiful hands. 737 00:16:39,292 --> 00:16:40,503 Why did he run then? 738 00:16:40,628 --> 00:16:41,922 He's a pickpocket. 739 00:16:42,048 --> 00:16:43,634 I guess the bereft 740 00:16:42,048 --> 00:16:43,634 are easy targets. 741 00:16:43,759 --> 00:16:45,471 Also, Scully, 742 00:16:43,759 --> 00:16:45,471 here's your wallet back. 743 00:16:47,141 --> 00:16:48,602 How's Amy doing? 744 00:16:48,728 --> 00:16:50,189 Is she paying enough attention 745 00:16:48,728 --> 00:16:50,189 to her pelvic floor? 746 00:16:50,314 --> 00:16:51,901 Ignoring that. 747 00:16:52,026 --> 00:16:53,571 She is keeping a low profile, 748 00:16:52,026 --> 00:16:53,571 just like we discussed. 749 00:16:53,696 --> 00:16:55,324 I'm really impressed 750 00:16:53,696 --> 00:16:55,324 with you two. 751 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,203 You disagreed 752 00:16:55,449 --> 00:16:57,203 with the best strategy, 753 00:16:57,328 --> 00:16:58,831 but talked it through 754 00:16:57,328 --> 00:16:58,831 like adults. 755 00:16:58,956 --> 00:17:00,084 The key is trust. 756 00:17:00,209 --> 00:17:01,962 I trust her to stay 757 00:17:00,209 --> 00:17:01,962 out of danger, 758 00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:03,841 and she trusts me 759 00:17:02,088 --> 00:17:03,841 not to interfere. 760 00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:05,428 Oh, my God. She just 761 00:17:03,966 --> 00:17:05,428 pushed Figgis into the garbage. 762 00:17:06,513 --> 00:17:08,393 She's in danger. 763 00:17:06,513 --> 00:17:08,393 I must interfere. 764 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:12,316 What the hell 765 00:17:10,062 --> 00:17:12,316 do you think you're doing, huh? 766 00:17:12,442 --> 00:17:14,405 Showing my unborn baby 767 00:17:12,442 --> 00:17:14,405 how an ass gets kicked. 768 00:17:15,907 --> 00:17:17,368 All right, Cortez, 769 00:17:15,907 --> 00:17:17,368 time for your checkup. 770 00:17:17,493 --> 00:17:18,370 - No, thank you, I feel fine. 771 00:17:18,495 --> 00:17:19,748 No, you don't. 772 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,169 It's your uterus, 773 00:17:19,873 --> 00:17:22,169 it's... gonna explode. 774 00:17:22,295 --> 00:17:23,923 - What? 775 00:17:22,295 --> 00:17:23,923 - Come with me. 776 00:17:24,048 --> 00:17:25,969 Stand back, everyone. 777 00:17:24,048 --> 00:17:25,969 You're all in the splash zone. 778 00:17:26,094 --> 00:17:27,597 - This ute's gonna boot. 779 00:17:27,722 --> 00:17:28,933 Here we go. 780 00:17:29,058 --> 00:17:30,352 - What the hell? 781 00:17:30,478 --> 00:17:31,981 We agreed you weren't 782 00:17:30,478 --> 00:17:31,981 gonna do that. 783 00:17:32,106 --> 00:17:33,901 You disobeyed a direct order 784 00:17:32,106 --> 00:17:33,901 from your handler. 785 00:17:34,026 --> 00:17:36,449 Yeah, I did. 786 00:17:34,026 --> 00:17:36,449 Because that order was crap. 787 00:17:36,573 --> 00:17:37,867 I did the right thing 788 00:17:37,993 --> 00:17:39,830 and it's insulting 789 00:17:37,993 --> 00:17:39,830 that you don't see that. 790 00:17:39,955 --> 00:17:42,126 Hey, hey. The baby can hear you 791 00:17:39,955 --> 00:17:42,126 yelling and it's upsetting him. 792 00:17:42,251 --> 00:17:43,463 It's a fake baby, Charles. 793 00:17:43,587 --> 00:17:44,673 I meant me. The baby's a cover. 794 00:17:44,798 --> 00:17:46,009 Okay, stop. 795 00:17:46,134 --> 00:17:48,180 You're right. 796 00:17:46,134 --> 00:17:48,180 I'm 100% in the wrong. 797 00:17:50,601 --> 00:17:51,812 The truth is, I'm the one 798 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:53,315 that's not tough enough 799 00:17:51,937 --> 00:17:53,315 to be in here. 800 00:17:53,441 --> 00:17:54,818 I mean, watching 801 00:17:53,441 --> 00:17:54,818 the woman I love, 802 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:57,323 unarmed, locked up 803 00:17:54,943 --> 00:17:57,323 with all these murderers. 804 00:17:58,116 --> 00:17:59,828 It's just too much for me. 805 00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:02,082 Oh, my God. 806 00:17:59,953 --> 00:18:02,082 Amy, go to him. 807 00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,505 - I screwed up. 808 00:18:02,208 --> 00:18:04,505 No, you didn't. 809 00:18:04,629 --> 00:18:05,715 I get it. 810 00:18:05,840 --> 00:18:07,760 Being a cop and dating a cop 811 00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:09,848 it's harder than I thought 812 00:18:07,886 --> 00:18:09,848 it would be. 813 00:18:09,973 --> 00:18:11,142 I worry about you too. 814 00:18:11,267 --> 00:18:12,603 Oh, my God. Jake, go to her. 815 00:18:12,729 --> 00:18:14,566 Look, I was just trying 816 00:18:12,729 --> 00:18:14,566 to keep you safe, 817 00:18:14,691 --> 00:18:16,361 but I wasn't letting you 818 00:18:14,691 --> 00:18:16,361 do your job. 819 00:18:16,487 --> 00:18:17,655 I'm sorry. 820 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:19,451 Why aren't you 821 00:18:17,780 --> 00:18:19,451 going to each other? 822 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,539 I think I have to take myself 823 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,539 off of this assignment. 824 00:18:21,663 --> 00:18:22,749 Are you sure? 825 00:18:22,874 --> 00:18:24,335 Absolutely. You got this. 826 00:18:24,461 --> 00:18:25,922 Hopefully, I haven't already 827 00:18:24,461 --> 00:18:25,922 blown your cover 828 00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:28,386 by dragging you 829 00:18:26,047 --> 00:18:28,386 into my office so many times. 830 00:18:28,511 --> 00:18:30,180 Also, I'm pretty sure 831 00:18:28,511 --> 00:18:30,180 a lot of people heard me say 832 00:18:30,305 --> 00:18:31,808 that your baby's 833 00:18:30,305 --> 00:18:31,808 blood type is "OG." 834 00:18:31,934 --> 00:18:33,353 Yeah, you're a pretty 835 00:18:31,934 --> 00:18:33,353 terrible doctor. 836 00:18:33,479 --> 00:18:35,107 Mm-hmm. 837 00:18:35,232 --> 00:18:37,779 But... I think I know 838 00:18:35,232 --> 00:18:37,779 how to get things back on track. 839 00:18:38,989 --> 00:18:41,035 Hey, Cortez, you're late 840 00:18:38,989 --> 00:18:41,035 for your appointment. 841 00:18:41,160 --> 00:18:42,705 Quit touching me. 842 00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,333 Oh! Ugh! 843 00:18:45,836 --> 00:18:47,632 I don't need checkups 844 00:18:45,836 --> 00:18:47,632 every two seconds, 845 00:18:47,757 --> 00:18:49,051 you dimple-chinned freak! 846 00:18:49,176 --> 00:18:50,721 Oh! Aah! 847 00:18:50,846 --> 00:18:53,059 You're so tough and I'm 848 00:18:50,846 --> 00:18:53,059 just a beautiful intellectual. 849 00:18:54,605 --> 00:18:55,898 Hey, 850 00:18:54,605 --> 00:18:55,898 I love beating up doctors. 851 00:18:56,023 --> 00:18:57,444 - Can I get in there? 852 00:18:56,023 --> 00:18:57,444 - No! He's mine. 853 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,990 All of you, back off! 854 00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:59,990 I'm kicking for two. 855 00:19:03,581 --> 00:19:05,125 Sorry that wasn't Scar-Joe. 856 00:19:05,918 --> 00:19:07,254 I don't want to talk about it. 857 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,715 Talking about your feelings 858 00:19:07,380 --> 00:19:08,715 is for losers. 859 00:19:08,841 --> 00:19:10,845 I guess Adele's a loser 860 00:19:08,841 --> 00:19:10,845 in your world. 861 00:19:11,555 --> 00:19:13,476 Look, the funeral's 862 00:19:11,555 --> 00:19:13,476 almost over, 863 00:19:13,601 --> 00:19:15,061 we basically pulled it off. 864 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:16,940 All you've got to do 865 00:19:15,187 --> 00:19:16,940 is give a convincing eulogy. 866 00:19:17,065 --> 00:19:18,360 Roger that. 867 00:19:18,486 --> 00:19:19,779 Pimento's dead. 868 00:19:19,904 --> 00:19:21,157 Thanks for coming. 869 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,599 Adrian Pimento 870 00:19:31,344 --> 00:19:33,599 was very special to me. 871 00:19:34,767 --> 00:19:36,270 And now he's gone. 872 00:19:37,566 --> 00:19:39,444 And I'm starting to realize... 873 00:19:41,197 --> 00:19:43,201 there's nothing I can do 874 00:19:41,197 --> 00:19:43,201 to bring him back. 875 00:19:45,205 --> 00:19:47,752 I guess life is just 876 00:19:45,205 --> 00:19:47,752 gonna suck for a while. 877 00:19:50,383 --> 00:19:52,429 But it's nice to know 878 00:19:50,383 --> 00:19:52,429 there's a room full of people 879 00:19:52,554 --> 00:19:53,805 who is sucks for too. 880 00:19:54,725 --> 00:19:56,269 I'd also like to add... 881 00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:58,106 the next person who hugs me 882 00:19:56,395 --> 00:19:58,106 gets their necks snapped. 883 00:19:58,231 --> 00:20:00,570 And... she's back. 884 00:20:00,695 --> 00:20:03,492 Okay, this is it, I'm leaving. 885 00:20:03,618 --> 00:20:04,827 You're in charge. 886 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,415 I'll take extra good 887 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,415 care of her, Jake. 888 00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,167 Just let her do her thing. 889 00:20:08,293 --> 00:20:09,837 But this is Texas, 890 00:20:08,293 --> 00:20:09,837 so also make sure 891 00:20:09,963 --> 00:20:11,634 she doesn't somehow get 892 00:20:09,963 --> 00:20:11,634 the death penalty. 893 00:20:11,759 --> 00:20:13,094 Mm-hmm. 894 00:20:13,219 --> 00:20:14,931 Stay tough, Cortez. 895 00:20:15,056 --> 00:20:17,520 You're touching her boob. 896 00:20:15,056 --> 00:20:17,520 Should I turn away, or... 897 00:20:17,646 --> 00:20:19,483 I'm not touching her boob. 898 00:20:17,646 --> 00:20:19,483 She's tiny on the screen. 899 00:20:19,608 --> 00:20:21,068 I'm just saying good-bye, man. 900 00:20:21,193 --> 00:20:22,656 You know, why don't I turn 901 00:20:21,193 --> 00:20:22,656 and give you privacy? 902 00:20:22,781 --> 00:20:24,826 No, don't turn. 903 00:20:22,781 --> 00:20:24,826 That's what makes it weird. 904 00:20:24,951 --> 00:20:26,370 Ugh! 905 00:20:29,919 --> 00:20:31,881 Well, we pulled it off. 906 00:20:32,007 --> 00:20:33,552 Nice eulogy. 907 00:20:33,678 --> 00:20:34,846 I thought it was dumb. Sergeant? 908 00:20:34,971 --> 00:20:36,433 - Excuse me? 909 00:20:34,971 --> 00:20:36,433 - You said there's nothing 910 00:20:36,558 --> 00:20:38,353 you can do to bring him back, 911 00:20:36,558 --> 00:20:38,353 but you're wrong. 912 00:20:38,479 --> 00:20:41,066 None of us are gonna stop 913 00:20:38,479 --> 00:20:41,066 fighting until he comes home. 914 00:20:41,192 --> 00:20:42,570 Thanks. 915 00:20:42,696 --> 00:20:45,367 And if you ever need to talk, 916 00:20:42,696 --> 00:20:45,367 or get drunk, 917 00:20:45,493 --> 00:20:46,745 or throw stuff off a roof, 918 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,541 I mean, 919 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,541 I don't know your process. 920 00:20:48,666 --> 00:20:49,835 Am I hitting on anything here? 921 00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:51,421 The roof thing 922 00:20:49,959 --> 00:20:51,421 sounds pretty good. 923 00:20:51,547 --> 00:20:52,632 Very well. Let's throw 924 00:20:51,547 --> 00:20:52,632 something off the roof 925 00:20:52,757 --> 00:20:54,553 and then we'll get back to work. 926 00:20:54,678 --> 00:20:56,557 High five. 927 00:20:56,682 --> 00:20:58,686 I quite like them now. 928 00:21:05,575 --> 00:21:07,829 What are you looking at? 929 00:21:05,575 --> 00:21:07,829 You got a problem? 930 00:21:07,953 --> 00:21:09,957 Whoa. Cool it, killer. 931 00:21:10,083 --> 00:21:11,503 I just wanted to say good job 932 00:21:11,628 --> 00:21:13,382 on beating the crap 933 00:21:11,628 --> 00:21:13,382 out of that doctor. 934 00:21:13,507 --> 00:21:15,301 Oh. Thanks. 935 00:21:15,428 --> 00:21:17,932 I like you. You got balls. 936 00:21:18,057 --> 00:21:19,853 Maybe you should come 937 00:21:18,057 --> 00:21:19,853 work for me. 938 00:21:19,977 --> 00:21:22,065 I could use a bruiser 939 00:21:19,977 --> 00:21:22,065 on my crew. 940 00:21:22,901 --> 00:21:24,487 I'm not a bruiser. 941 00:21:24,613 --> 00:21:25,573 I'm a psycho. 942 00:21:25,698 --> 00:21:27,452 Even better. 943 00:21:27,577 --> 00:21:29,371 Nice job, Cortez. 944 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,501 Oh, I touched her boob. 945 00:21:29,497 --> 00:21:31,501 I've got to tell Jake! 946 00:21:31,627 --> 00:21:33,547 - Not a doctor. 947 00:21:31,627 --> 00:21:33,547 - Shh.